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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,940 --> 00:00:05,580 Nothing beats a cozy family gathering 2 00:00:05,900 --> 00:00:08,220 on day 4 of your speed bender. 3 00:00:14,100 --> 00:00:16,140 Which one was your favorite? 4 00:00:16,460 --> 00:00:18,940 - The cheese cake. - I�ll make the cheese cake. 5 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:22,020 - But is that lactose-free? - Can�t I hold him for a bit? 6 00:00:22,140 --> 00:00:24,060 Olav, come to Grandpa. 7 00:00:24,420 --> 00:00:26,420 Now we�re going to enjoy ourselves. 8 00:00:27,340 --> 00:00:31,140 Come here little baby! Hi. 9 00:00:34,940 --> 00:00:37,940 Yes, now I�m holding him. Hey there. 10 00:00:46,660 --> 00:00:49,460 So, when the guests arrive the day after tomorrow, 11 00:00:49,580 --> 00:00:51,668 we suck them off one by one until they cum. 12 00:00:51,692 --> 00:00:53,180 Yes, that�s a great idea. 13 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:56,540 - I�ve been thinking the same thing. - That�ll be nice. 14 00:00:56,700 --> 00:00:58,740 Yes, that�s going to be awesome. 15 00:00:58,940 --> 00:01:01,060 Tommy, can�t you help me with that cake? 16 00:01:02,060 --> 00:01:04,540 - Sure. - Now we�re having a cozy time. 17 00:01:09,580 --> 00:01:11,380 Have you ever tried the Smurf mix? 18 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:12,540 Huh? 19 00:01:12,580 --> 00:01:15,020 - That�s become tradition now. - It has, right? 20 00:01:15,340 --> 00:01:17,020 But then we�ll go with yours. 21 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:19,515 KIDS IN CRIME 22 00:01:19,540 --> 00:01:21,580 The Smurfs Hits 23 00:01:27,380 --> 00:01:28,700 Fuck� 24 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:38,740 Do you have a light? 25 00:01:44,660 --> 00:01:46,020 You keep it. 26 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:49,500 Thanks. 27 00:01:50,740 --> 00:01:53,940 What are you taking? It�s not heroine, is it? 28 00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:57,540 - What the fuck are you on about? - Don�t play dumb, Tommy. 29 00:01:59,740 --> 00:02:02,100 Dad says Mom doesn�t sleep at night. 30 00:02:03,660 --> 00:02:06,660 She just mopes around all day, is about to lose herself. 31 00:02:08,380 --> 00:02:10,380 It�s not like you think, okay? 32 00:02:11,140 --> 00:02:13,060 Is there anything I can do for you? 33 00:02:13,340 --> 00:02:16,340 - Is there anything you need help with? - Don�t start like that. 34 00:02:16,660 --> 00:02:18,420 - I�m no junkie. - No? 35 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:19,660 No. 36 00:02:19,900 --> 00:02:21,020 Good. 37 00:02:22,740 --> 00:02:25,140 Because I was going to ask you something. 38 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:30,140 I was wondering if you wanted to be Olav�s godfather? 39 00:02:30,220 --> 00:02:31,700 At the baptism, you know. 40 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:36,380 - Would you want that? - Yeah. 41 00:02:37,220 --> 00:02:39,220 - Yeah? - Yeah, very much. 42 00:02:40,300 --> 00:02:42,900 Then I need you to pull yourself together. 43 00:02:43,220 --> 00:02:44,340 Okay? 44 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:48,500 Okay. 45 00:02:48,620 --> 00:02:50,500 - Okay? - Okay. 46 00:02:50,780 --> 00:02:51,780 Good. 47 00:02:52,260 --> 00:02:53,260 Good. 48 00:02:54,380 --> 00:02:55,420 Come here. 49 00:03:29,140 --> 00:03:30,260 Yo, Dad. 50 00:03:31,380 --> 00:03:32,140 Hi there. 51 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:34,140 Meet Monica. 52 00:03:34,740 --> 00:03:35,740 Hi. 53 00:03:36,020 --> 00:03:37,020 Morning. 54 00:03:39,940 --> 00:03:41,860 Could I bum one from you? 55 00:03:56,260 --> 00:03:58,220 So, Monica� 56 00:03:58,940 --> 00:04:00,460 Where are you from? 57 00:04:02,420 --> 00:04:04,740 Bede. Up by Karbitten. 58 00:04:05,140 --> 00:04:06,460 Oh... 59 00:04:07,260 --> 00:04:08,420 Bede� 60 00:04:09,020 --> 00:04:12,020 Haven�t been there in a long time. 61 00:04:15,020 --> 00:04:18,500 So, how�s it going in the house in Skjeberg? 62 00:04:19,020 --> 00:04:23,180 Hope you don�t have to run around everywhere, tidying up after him? 63 00:04:23,940 --> 00:04:25,500 - No� - I know how that is. 64 00:04:25,620 --> 00:04:27,540 Decent guy, this one. 65 00:04:28,940 --> 00:04:31,500 I haven�t heard a squeak from him since he moved� 66 00:04:32,180 --> 00:04:33,580 I�m here now though. 67 00:04:34,740 --> 00:04:36,100 That�s nice. 68 00:04:42,340 --> 00:04:44,660 But there�s something I need to tell you. 69 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:48,580 And that is� 70 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:52,500 I�m going for that contract. 71 00:04:57,580 --> 00:04:58,580 Yeah. 72 00:04:58,940 --> 00:05:00,020 I�ll sign. 73 00:05:00,220 --> 00:05:01,380 That�s why we�re here. 74 00:05:05,380 --> 00:05:06,660 Are you serious, Pal? 75 00:05:06,860 --> 00:05:07,420 Yes. 76 00:05:07,860 --> 00:05:09,900 If Dad hasn�t flushed it in the toilet yet. 77 00:05:12,420 --> 00:05:13,860 Oh my God. 78 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:19,460 Now I need to give you a hug. 79 00:05:24,100 --> 00:05:26,060 But what about Monica? Huh? 80 00:05:26,980 --> 00:05:29,300 Monica is coming with to Australia. 81 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:30,700 No way! 82 00:05:31,620 --> 00:05:32,940 Yes. 83 00:05:36,060 --> 00:05:38,500 I would never have thought� 84 00:05:38,700 --> 00:05:40,540 Did you talk him into this? 85 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:41,900 Maybe. 86 00:05:42,380 --> 00:05:44,020 Yes, Monica was on your team. 87 00:05:44,180 --> 00:05:46,740 Where did you say you were from? Heaven? 88 00:05:48,940 --> 00:05:52,180 Now, let�s pop some champagne. 89 00:05:52,260 --> 00:05:54,460 - Yes! - Yes! 90 00:06:44,860 --> 00:06:48,140 Did you see that stuff? People were jumping from buildings and� 91 00:06:48,300 --> 00:06:50,260 The second plane hit on live TV. 92 00:06:50,380 --> 00:06:51,740 Okay, people. 93 00:06:52,540 --> 00:06:56,500 Why do you think our criminal cases have doubled in a year? 94 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:05,020 Rohypnol. I was about to say it. 95 00:07:05,540 --> 00:07:06,620 Rofies. 96 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:10,060 - This devilry is spreading like wildfire. - Roofies. 97 00:07:10,660 --> 00:07:12,140 That�s how they say it. 98 00:07:12,380 --> 00:07:13,700 With two Os. 99 00:07:15,420 --> 00:07:16,220 Anyway. 100 00:07:16,380 --> 00:07:19,100 This is spreading like wildfire in the drug circles. 101 00:07:19,620 --> 00:07:22,980 And what�s worse, it�s spreading among youth in town. 102 00:07:28,540 --> 00:07:30,900 Freddy. That�s what I thought. 103 00:07:32,220 --> 00:07:37,020 We have pretty strong indications that Freddy Hell has his hands on the candy bag. 104 00:07:37,420 --> 00:07:41,380 So, any observations you make need to be reported to me. 105 00:07:41,540 --> 00:07:42,140 Yeah. 106 00:07:42,260 --> 00:07:47,620 - Didn�t you run into him at the square the other day? - Sure. He tends to roam around. 107 00:07:47,860 --> 00:07:50,860 But it�s about the guys and the street� 108 00:07:51,020 --> 00:07:53,100 You just don�t get it. 109 00:07:53,220 --> 00:07:55,140 I get you, don�t I? 110 00:07:55,460 --> 00:07:57,780 Sure, but you don�t care about the streets. 111 00:07:58,020 --> 00:07:59,060 Listen. 112 00:07:59,340 --> 00:08:01,740 We lock ourselves in and carry it outside. 113 00:08:02,300 --> 00:08:04,860 While the Cunt is sleeping on the second floor. 114 00:08:05,340 --> 00:08:07,340 Quickly in and out. 115 00:08:08,300 --> 00:08:12,300 His parents are on the Canary Islands. And I know where their key is. 116 00:08:13,300 --> 00:08:16,900 If it�s not there, I know the balcony door is always open. 117 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:20,100 I even know where the Cunt has his savings. 118 00:08:21,660 --> 00:08:23,580 How do you know all that? 119 00:08:24,140 --> 00:08:26,660 He used to be best buddies with that asshole. 120 00:08:26,780 --> 00:08:27,940 Used to, yes. 121 00:08:29,940 --> 00:08:32,380 Right then. Good luck with that, mastermind. 122 00:08:32,540 --> 00:08:33,700 Sit down. 123 00:08:34,620 --> 00:08:35,620 Sit down, I said. 124 00:08:35,700 --> 00:08:38,300 - I have nothing to do with your debt. - Yes, you do. 125 00:08:38,340 --> 00:08:39,940 That deposit� 126 00:08:40,140 --> 00:08:41,500 Where did you get that from? 127 00:08:42,300 --> 00:08:44,860 It didn�t fall straight into your lap, did it? 128 00:08:46,060 --> 00:08:47,660 Is that Freddy�s money? 129 00:08:49,220 --> 00:08:50,220 Sit down. 130 00:08:50,420 --> 00:08:51,420 You lied. 131 00:08:52,540 --> 00:08:55,500 Your punishment is to help carry. 132 00:08:56,260 --> 00:08:58,620 If we�re going to do this, we can�t get caught. 133 00:08:58,660 --> 00:09:00,900 Just quickly in and out. 134 00:09:01,660 --> 00:09:03,140 Completely ninja. 135 00:09:03,340 --> 00:09:04,900 But what if he wakes up? 136 00:09:07,100 --> 00:09:09,300 We need to make sure that doesn�t happen. 137 00:09:10,540 --> 00:09:12,460 I don�t know about this� 138 00:09:13,180 --> 00:09:16,180 Who spread the rumor that you were brain damaged in school? 139 00:09:17,900 --> 00:09:20,860 He used to call me gipsy whore on the smoking corner, too. 140 00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:24,660 Exactly. There are thousands of reasons to fuck with Marius the Cunt. 141 00:09:24,860 --> 00:09:27,220 12 000, to be exact. 142 00:09:29,780 --> 00:09:33,340 I, for one, need a heavy adjustment to even consider this. 143 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:38,340 - Have you ever tried the Smurf mix? - No� 144 00:09:38,540 --> 00:09:39,780 Me neither. 145 00:09:42,940 --> 00:09:45,660 Have you crushed roofies and mixed them with speed? 146 00:09:45,740 --> 00:09:46,740 Yes. 147 00:09:48,420 --> 00:09:50,660 This is the recipe for psychosis. 148 00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:49,980 The lights are on. 149 00:10:59,140 --> 00:11:01,020 What the fuck is this? 150 00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:19,020 Fucking hell. 151 00:11:23,340 --> 00:11:25,140 - Yo! - Fuck� 152 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:26,700 What�s up, Cunt? 153 00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:31,340 Shut up when you�re talking to me. 154 00:11:34,620 --> 00:11:35,220 The Gypsy. 155 00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:36,300 Shut up! 156 00:11:38,380 --> 00:11:39,500 Check this out. 157 00:11:39,580 --> 00:11:40,580 Let me see. 158 00:11:44,780 --> 00:11:47,700 Damn, I see there�s been a meeting in the Scout Association. 159 00:11:48,380 --> 00:11:51,340 You know what will happen if you don�t keep your mouth shut. 160 00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:54,260 Go to his room and check beneath the drawers in his desk. 161 00:11:54,340 --> 00:11:56,340 How much did you pay for those whores, huh? 162 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:58,060 This isn�t Wall Street, Cunt. 163 00:11:59,780 --> 00:12:02,100 Where the fuck is your money? 164 00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:03,620 I don�t have any money. 165 00:12:04,420 --> 00:12:06,140 I don�t have any money. 166 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:21,500 Tommy! 167 00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:23,460 Think it�s enough? 168 00:12:23,540 --> 00:12:24,636 So, you don�t have money, huh? 169 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:25,580 You don�t have money? 170 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:27,340 - No. - What the fuck is this, then? 171 00:12:27,940 --> 00:12:28,980 What the fuck is this? 172 00:12:30,460 --> 00:12:31,860 Fuck� Give me the bag. 173 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:33,956 Don�t waste anything on that man whore. 174 00:12:33,980 --> 00:12:35,380 - I said, give me the bag. - Fuck... 175 00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:36,460 Stay still. 176 00:12:36,860 --> 00:12:38,060 Take Monica and the bags. 177 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,300 - I�ll be right there. - Fuck off.. 178 00:12:42,260 --> 00:12:43,260 Fuck off! 179 00:12:43,340 --> 00:12:46,980 - Yo! Where the hell did you get that from? - I said, take Monica and the bags. 180 00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:48,540 Don�t go too far now, Tommy. 181 00:12:49,740 --> 00:12:50,740 Monica! 182 00:12:51,220 --> 00:12:52,220 Come! 183 00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:54,300 Monica! 184 00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:57,300 Come, Monica! 185 00:12:57,460 --> 00:12:58,460 Tommy! 186 00:12:59,020 --> 00:13:01,140 Be careful with that thing. Seriously. 187 00:13:03,780 --> 00:13:05,180 - Open up. - No. 188 00:13:05,260 --> 00:13:06,860 I said, open up! 189 00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:07,956 Let�s give you a little kick. 190 00:13:07,980 --> 00:13:09,060 Come on, chew. 191 00:13:09,340 --> 00:13:10,020 Chew! 192 00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:11,380 Yeah, like that. 193 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:12,540 Good boy. 194 00:13:13,220 --> 00:13:13,740 Chew. 195 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:14,860 Yeah, like that. 196 00:13:14,940 --> 00:13:17,540 Move one millimeter, and you�re toast. 197 00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:28,980 Do you remember we used to play war when we were kids? 198 00:13:29,020 --> 00:13:30,140 Do you remember that? 199 00:13:31,540 --> 00:13:33,660 Do you think I�m playing a criminal? 200 00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:37,420 This is not elementary school, Marius. 201 00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:38,540 Up. Open up. 202 00:13:39,380 --> 00:13:40,380 Yeah, like that. 203 00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:43,700 Any last words? 204 00:13:58,980 --> 00:13:59,980 If you snitch, 205 00:14:00,220 --> 00:14:02,660 we�ll take that video and send it to the cops 206 00:14:02,740 --> 00:14:04,620 and that whole ugly family of yours. 207 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,140 Fucking loser. 208 00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:14,860 See yah! 209 00:14:24,340 --> 00:14:25,340 Fucking hell! 210 00:14:25,420 --> 00:14:27,980 That cunt finally got what he deserved. 211 00:14:41,260 --> 00:14:43,620 You do know that one costs thousands of NOK? 212 00:14:43,940 --> 00:14:45,740 It itches like hell, too. 213 00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:48,460 Tommy, look what Monica�s got. 214 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:51,500 What the fuck is that? 215 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,180 Did you bring a rifle? 216 00:14:56,740 --> 00:14:57,740 Yeah. 217 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:01,460 Are you a complete fucking idiot? 218 00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:02,740 Calm down. 219 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,060 It won�t stay here longer than tomorrow. 220 00:15:06,980 --> 00:15:08,180 So, it�s for Freddy? 221 00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:11,460 As a love declaration between the gangsters? 222 00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:12,900 Hm? 223 00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:15,780 What the fuck are you talking about? 224 00:15:16,580 --> 00:15:18,020 That was your plan all along. 225 00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:19,180 - My plan? - Yes. 226 00:15:19,380 --> 00:15:22,180 The plan I made while you were home, tripping like a fool, 227 00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:25,060 was to get us money. So maybe we can live a few more years. 228 00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:26,140 - Oh, right. - Yes. 229 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,860 �Get us money�� 230 00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:31,660 What do you call this? 231 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:34,100 That's enough money, Tommy. 232 00:15:34,340 --> 00:15:36,900 But once again, you need to take it one step further, 233 00:15:36,940 --> 00:15:39,260 just to suck the dick of your idol up at Bede. 234 00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:40,460 Watch your mouth, Pal. 235 00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:43,980 You�re the one who got us into this situation, you son of a bitch. 236 00:15:44,060 --> 00:15:46,460 Strolling into this world as if it�s a game. 237 00:15:46,740 --> 00:15:50,500 - Making him front you all those roofies so you can be a gangster. - To save your ass. 238 00:15:50,540 --> 00:15:53,980 The hell you did. You did that for yourself and no one else. 239 00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:55,700 Just like that damn shotgun. 240 00:15:56,140 --> 00:15:57,420 You�ve always been like that. 241 00:15:57,700 --> 00:15:59,860 Stepping over everybody else to get ahead. 242 00:15:59,940 --> 00:16:01,420 Let me tell you what you are. 243 00:16:01,980 --> 00:16:02,980 A self-centered, 244 00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:04,100 fucking 245 00:16:04,420 --> 00:16:05,420 loser. 246 00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:09,380 Tommy! 247 00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:18,300 No. No! 248 00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:19,340 Tommy! 249 00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:20,460 So, kill me then! 250 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:21,460 - Pal� - Kill me! 251 00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:23,100 - Pal! - Be the world�s toughest guy� 252 00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:26,140 - Pal, stop! - Come on, kill me! 253 00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:19,020 Listen� 254 00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:21,500 Now you two go to bed. 255 00:17:21,980 --> 00:17:24,260 I�ll hide all this stash, and then� 256 00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:28,420 I�ll go to the store in the morning to buy us a nice breakfast. 257 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:30,860 This�ll work out. 258 00:17:33,740 --> 00:17:34,780 We�re friends now. 259 00:17:36,780 --> 00:17:37,780 Okay? 260 00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:54,140 Let�s take it a little easy from now on. 261 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:06,420 I never would have thought I�d see you in one of those. 262 00:19:16,980 --> 00:19:18,620 Are you in love, darling? 263 00:19:29,060 --> 00:19:30,620 Do you feel alone? 264 00:19:43,340 --> 00:19:45,780 I�m with you everywhere, my heart. 265 00:19:46,780 --> 00:19:48,180 Even to Australia. 266 00:19:53,140 --> 00:19:55,420 And if it goes to shit down there, 267 00:19:56,260 --> 00:19:57,980 then we�ll journey on. 268 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:02,500 You and I. 269 00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:09,500 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 18431

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