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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,874 --> 00:00:07,275 YOU KNOW, MR. RANDALL, 2 00:00:07,308 --> 00:00:08,910 WE'VE ONLY BEEN OUT ON 6 DATES, 3 00:00:08,943 --> 00:00:11,746 BUT ALREADY I FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH YOU. 4 00:00:11,780 --> 00:00:14,248 YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO FEMININE, WHICH IS IRONIC, 5 00:00:14,282 --> 00:00:16,718 'CAUSE I COULD SNAP YOUR NECK LIKE A TWIG. 6 00:00:19,554 --> 00:00:21,790 THANKS. 7 00:00:21,823 --> 00:00:23,491 OH, MR. RANDALL... 8 00:00:27,328 --> 00:00:29,030 [SIGHS] 9 00:00:32,734 --> 00:00:36,137 SALLY, DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO MY APARTMENT? 10 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:37,572 OH, HO! 11 00:00:37,606 --> 00:00:41,275 I KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN THERE. 12 00:00:41,309 --> 00:00:44,545 WE'LL CONTINUE TO KISS AND TOUCH AND KISS AND TOUCH, 13 00:00:44,579 --> 00:00:46,648 JUST LIKE THE MOVIES, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THE SCENE ENDS, 14 00:00:46,681 --> 00:00:48,950 AND WE'RE IN THE PARK EATING HOT DOGS AND LAUGHING. 15 00:00:53,254 --> 00:00:56,658 THAT'S SUCH A SALLY THING TO SAY. 16 00:00:56,691 --> 00:00:58,059 YOU'RE NEVER WHAT I EXPECT. 17 00:00:58,092 --> 00:01:00,328 YEAH! LIKE THAT TIME YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO PAY FOR DINNER 18 00:01:00,361 --> 00:01:04,699 'CAUSE I GOT US THROWN OUT OF THE SIZZLER! 19 00:01:04,733 --> 00:01:05,700 LIKE THAT. YEAH. 20 00:01:05,734 --> 00:01:07,268 BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU LIKE ABOUT ME, RIGHT? 21 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:09,037 RIGHT? RIGHT? RIGHT? RIGHT? RIGHT? 22 00:01:09,070 --> 00:01:11,272 YEAH. 23 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:13,341 BUT NOW IT'S STARTING TO, UH... 24 00:01:13,374 --> 00:01:14,776 I DON'T KNOW... 25 00:01:14,809 --> 00:01:16,410 IRRITATE ME. 26 00:01:20,114 --> 00:01:22,383 I'M NOT THE PERFECT WOMAN? 27 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:23,718 THIS CLOSE. REALLY. 28 00:01:23,752 --> 00:01:27,689 JUST A COUPLE, 3, 4 THINGS YOU COULD CHANGE. 29 00:01:27,722 --> 00:01:30,424 MAYBE LET ME BE IN CONTROL SOMETIMES, 30 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:31,626 JUST A LITTLE. 31 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:36,397 YOU'RE GONNA SEE A WHOLE NEW ME. 32 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:38,532 [COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS] * WHAT ABOUT TOMMY?... 33 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:40,669 NOT THAT AGAIN. 34 00:01:40,702 --> 00:01:42,270 IT'S GONE! 35 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:44,205 * ...WHEN YOU GO-- 36 00:01:49,143 --> 00:01:53,481 OH...I SHOULDA LET YOU DO THAT. 37 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:55,149 WHOOPSIE-DOODLE! 38 00:02:27,716 --> 00:02:30,018 GOOD-BYE, BASKET OF KITTENS. 39 00:02:30,051 --> 00:02:32,320 I CAN ONLY PRAY THAT NEXT MONTH'S PHOTO 40 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:37,091 WILL BRING US A FRACTION OF THE JOY AND WHIMSY... 41 00:02:37,125 --> 00:02:38,760 THAT YOU DID. 42 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:49,137 THANK YOU, BANK OF RUTHERFORD! 43 00:02:49,170 --> 00:02:51,472 WHAT? THAT'S A MONKEY PLAYING GOLF. 44 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,808 I KNOW, BUT HE'S PUTTIN' WITH A DRIVER. 45 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:58,212 YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER SEE YOURSELF CLEARLY 46 00:02:58,246 --> 00:03:01,783 UNTIL YOU SEE YOURSELF THROUGH YOUR LOVER'S EYES. 47 00:03:01,816 --> 00:03:04,318 I AM RED FREAKIN' HOT! 48 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:06,855 GOOD FOR YOU. 49 00:03:06,888 --> 00:03:08,322 BUT I'M A LOUD, DESTRUCTIVE, 50 00:03:08,356 --> 00:03:11,059 IRRITATING PAIN IN THE BUTT. 51 00:03:11,092 --> 00:03:13,361 MR. RANDALL'S NOT CRAZY ABOUT ME ANYMORE, DICK. 52 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:15,930 SALLY! DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE FAILING AT YOUR RELATIONSHIP. 53 00:03:15,964 --> 00:03:16,530 HOW COULD YOU? 54 00:03:16,564 --> 00:03:17,832 I DON'T KNOW! 55 00:03:17,866 --> 00:03:20,568 I THOUGHT I HAD THIS WHOLE WOMAN THING ACED! 56 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:24,338 MY PERFORMANCE HAS BEEN TECHNICALLY FLAWLESS. 57 00:03:24,372 --> 00:03:26,274 HE WANTS ME TO CHANGE. 58 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:27,575 WELL, SALLY, HERE ON EARTH, 59 00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:28,943 HUMANS CHANGE FOR THEIR LOVERS. 60 00:03:28,977 --> 00:03:30,378 AUGUST AND I ALWAYS ACCOMMODATE 61 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:32,146 EACH OTHER'S WANTS AND NEEDS. 62 00:03:32,180 --> 00:03:34,248 FOR EXAMPLE, I STOPPED WEARING OLD SPICE, 63 00:03:34,282 --> 00:03:37,986 AND SHE STOPPED TELLING ME TO STOP WEARING OLD SPICE. 64 00:03:38,019 --> 00:03:39,153 OH! 65 00:03:39,187 --> 00:03:42,223 DON'T COMPARE MY MATURE RELATIONSHIP 66 00:03:42,256 --> 00:03:45,193 TO YOUR LITTLE TIGER BEAT TRYST. 67 00:03:45,226 --> 00:03:46,227 SHE'S RIGHT. 68 00:03:46,260 --> 00:03:49,697 TOMMY, ADULTS HAVE FAR MORE COMPLICATED PROBLEMS. 69 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:51,032 ALTHOUGH, COME TO THINK OF IT, 70 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:52,200 DR. ALBRIGHT AND I ARE ADULTS, 71 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:53,835 AND WE HAVE NONE. 72 00:03:53,868 --> 00:03:55,937 I'VE STRUCK GOLD WITH HER, 73 00:03:55,970 --> 00:03:58,572 GRABBED THE PRIZE, HIT THE JACKPOT! 74 00:03:58,606 --> 00:04:01,109 BING-NING-NING-NING-NING! 75 00:04:01,142 --> 00:04:04,245 YOU'RE A WINNER! 76 00:04:04,278 --> 00:04:06,380 YOU DIDN'T WIN. YOU LUCKED OUT. 77 00:04:06,414 --> 00:04:08,249 LOVE DOESN'T JUST DROP INTO YOUR LAP! 78 00:04:08,282 --> 00:04:11,585 YOU'VE GOTTA FORCE IT THERE! 79 00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:14,555 I DON'T KNOW. I'M BEGINNING TO WONDER IF I'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES. 80 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:15,890 OF COURSE YOU'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES. 81 00:04:15,924 --> 00:04:17,458 YOU'RE A WARRIOR, LIEUTENANT! 82 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:19,760 AND THIS IS THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES! 83 00:04:19,794 --> 00:04:21,963 YOU CAN WIN IT! 84 00:04:21,996 --> 00:04:23,097 YOU KNOW, I ENVY YOU. 85 00:04:23,131 --> 00:04:25,934 EVERYBODY IN THIS HOUSE HAS GOT SOMEBODY EXCEPT ME. 86 00:04:25,967 --> 00:04:30,972 BUT WHEN I DO MAKE MY LOVE CONNECTION... LADY BEWARE. 87 00:04:31,005 --> 00:04:33,674 I CHANGE FOR NO ONE. 88 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:35,609 HARRY, YOU KNOW, YOU SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT. 89 00:04:35,643 --> 00:04:37,511 AND THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE. 90 00:04:40,214 --> 00:04:42,917 TOMMY. 91 00:04:42,951 --> 00:04:46,988 LET'S SAY I GOT INTO THIS HORRIBLE CAR CRASH 92 00:04:47,021 --> 00:04:48,689 AND I WASN'T REALLY HURT, 93 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:51,292 BUT MY HAIR FELL OUT FROM THE SHOCK. 94 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:54,228 WOULD YOU STILL LIKE ME? 95 00:04:54,262 --> 00:04:55,229 WHAT ABOUT THE EYEBROWS? 96 00:04:55,263 --> 00:04:57,165 GONE. 97 00:04:57,198 --> 00:04:59,333 OH, YEAH, YEAH. SURE, I'D STILL LIKE YOU. OF COURSE. 98 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:01,069 IT'D TAKE A COUPLE DAYS TO GET USED TO AND ALL. 99 00:05:01,102 --> 00:05:04,772 DID YOU SEE THE... YEAH, I SAW THE MONKEY. 100 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:07,141 WHAT IF MY SIGHT WENT NEXT? 101 00:05:07,175 --> 00:05:08,476 I'M BALD... 102 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:10,044 WITH NO EYEBROWS... 103 00:05:10,078 --> 00:05:11,779 AND I CAN'T SEE. 104 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,514 WOULD YOU STILL GO OUT WITH ME? 105 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:16,817 I'D STAND BY YOU. 106 00:05:16,851 --> 00:05:19,287 OF COURSE, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IT. 107 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:23,757 HARRY, WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT AND FIND YOUR OWN GIRLFRIEND? 108 00:05:23,791 --> 00:05:29,230 AH, WITH MY SCHEDULE, WHERE WOULD I FIND THE TIME? 109 00:05:29,263 --> 00:05:30,664 OH, MY GOD. 110 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:33,567 I HAVE GOT THE MOST BRILLIANT IDEA. 111 00:05:33,601 --> 00:05:36,004 YOU SHOULD CONTACT A VIDEO DATING SERVICE. 112 00:05:36,037 --> 00:05:37,171 OH, YOU THINK? 113 00:05:37,205 --> 00:05:38,772 YES! AUGUST, THAT'S GENIUS! 114 00:05:38,806 --> 00:05:42,877 IN FACT, HARRY, I BET THEY'RE OPEN RIGHT NOW! 115 00:05:42,911 --> 00:05:44,678 YES. 116 00:05:44,712 --> 00:05:46,847 YES. YES! 117 00:05:46,881 --> 00:05:48,082 THERE'S A WOMAN OUT THERE 118 00:05:48,116 --> 00:05:51,752 WITH MY NAME ON HER! 119 00:05:51,785 --> 00:05:53,687 I WILL FIND HER, 120 00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:56,390 AND NOTHING'S GONNA STOP ME. 121 00:05:56,424 --> 00:05:59,327 UNLESS I GET DISTRACTED BY SOMETHING SHINY. 122 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,500 YOU LOOK LOVELY TODAY. 123 00:06:06,534 --> 00:06:08,102 THANK YOU. 124 00:06:08,136 --> 00:06:10,204 AND DO YOU LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT ME, TOO? 125 00:06:10,238 --> 00:06:11,139 YES. 126 00:06:11,172 --> 00:06:12,974 HAVE I DONE ANYTHING TO UPSET YOU? 127 00:06:13,007 --> 00:06:14,142 NO. 128 00:06:14,175 --> 00:06:17,011 GREAT. 'CAUSE I'M REALLY TRYING TO CHANGE FOR YOU, KEVIN. 129 00:06:17,045 --> 00:06:19,880 I HAVE BEEN SO BAD! 130 00:06:19,914 --> 00:06:21,882 HAVE YOU DECIDED ON A WINE? 131 00:06:21,916 --> 00:06:23,051 WHAT DO YOU FEEL LIKE, RED OR WHITE? 132 00:06:23,084 --> 00:06:25,987 OH, I DON'T KNOW. YOU DECIDE. 133 00:06:26,020 --> 00:06:28,689 WE'LL HAVE A BOTTLE OF MERLOT. 134 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,558 WE'RE OUT OF BREAD. YOU WANT MORE BREAD? 135 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:34,195 I DON'T KNOW. YOU DECIDE. 136 00:06:34,228 --> 00:06:35,930 IS IT COLD IN HERE, OR IS IT JUST ME? 137 00:06:35,964 --> 00:06:38,866 MMM. I DON'T KNOW. YOU DECIDE. 138 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,101 SALLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 139 00:06:40,134 --> 00:06:41,502 I DON'T KNOW. 140 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:44,372 YOU DECIDE. 141 00:06:44,405 --> 00:06:46,007 IF THERE'S A PROBLEM, JUST SAY SO. 142 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:48,209 THERE'S NO PROBLEM. I'M JUST TRYING TO PLEASE YOU. 143 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:49,677 WOULD YOU JUST DROP THIS, O.K.? 144 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:51,012 SOMETHING'S WRONG, ISN'T IT? 145 00:06:51,045 --> 00:06:53,948 YOU PLAY NAIVE, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 146 00:06:53,982 --> 00:06:57,551 O.K. BACK UP! IS NAIVE IN A WOMAN GOOD OR BAD? 147 00:06:57,585 --> 00:07:00,488 ARE YOU TRYING TO DRAG ME INTO SOME NEOFEMINIST DEBATE? 148 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:02,223 I DON'T KNOW. YOU DECIDE! 149 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:06,560 FINE. I'VE DECIDED. 150 00:07:06,594 --> 00:07:08,462 LUNCH IS OVER. 151 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:12,733 OH, LISTEN, HON. 152 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:15,303 THERE ARE OTHER FISH IN THE SEA. 153 00:07:15,336 --> 00:07:18,206 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE SPECIALS, LADY. 154 00:07:22,310 --> 00:07:26,014 HI. MY NAME IS HARRY SOLOMON. 155 00:07:26,047 --> 00:07:28,016 MY TURN-ONS ARE SUNSHINE, 156 00:07:28,049 --> 00:07:29,250 BEACH HOUSES, 157 00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:32,920 AND BAKING BREAD WITH MY BLOUSE OFF. 158 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:33,587 I WASN'T ROLLING. 159 00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:35,956 OH, I'M SORRY. 160 00:07:35,990 --> 00:07:36,924 ALL RIGHT, HARRY, 161 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,793 THIS IS ALL ABOUT JUST BEING YOURSELF, O.K.? 162 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:43,164 SO JUST RELAX, ACT NATURAL, YOU KNOW? 163 00:07:43,197 --> 00:07:44,332 AND HAVE FUN! O.K.? 164 00:07:44,365 --> 00:07:47,235 ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO. 165 00:07:47,268 --> 00:07:51,439 [SPEAKING SOUL MAN] I WAS BROUGHT UP ON THE BACK STREETS. 166 00:07:51,472 --> 00:07:53,107 LEARNED TO LOVE... 167 00:07:53,141 --> 00:07:54,842 BEFORE I COULD EAT. 168 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:55,809 EVERY PAYDAY... 169 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:58,312 OW! 170 00:07:58,346 --> 00:08:02,116 * I'M A SOUL MAN! 171 00:08:02,150 --> 00:08:03,751 FRIDAY WOULD BE FINE. 172 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:05,219 YEAH, I SEE NO PROBLEM WITH-- 173 00:08:05,253 --> 00:08:09,023 FR--FRIDAY. I'LL CALL YOU BACK. 174 00:08:12,026 --> 00:08:15,096 [RING] 175 00:08:15,129 --> 00:08:16,030 HELLO? 176 00:08:16,064 --> 00:08:18,666 HEWOO! 177 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:21,335 DIS IS MR. POOPIE BEAR. 178 00:08:21,369 --> 00:08:23,604 IS THIS MY WITTLE BUNNY FACE DOLL? 179 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:30,611 HI, MR. POOPIE BEAR! 180 00:08:30,644 --> 00:08:31,845 IS WOO HAPPY? 181 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:34,248 I'D BE HAPPIER IF I WAS IN A BIG SNUGGLE BUGGLE 182 00:08:34,282 --> 00:08:36,984 WITH WOO! 183 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,152 [KISSING SOUNDS] 184 00:08:38,186 --> 00:08:39,453 SNUGGLE, SNUGGLE, SNUGGLE, SNUGGLE. 185 00:08:39,487 --> 00:08:41,489 SNUGGLE, SNUGGLE. 186 00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:42,823 OH. 187 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,025 HEWOO? 188 00:08:45,059 --> 00:08:46,927 HEWOO?! 189 00:08:48,429 --> 00:08:49,963 OH. HEWOO. 190 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:53,501 DICK, I NEED TO TALK! 191 00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:54,868 WHOA, WHOA. SURE. 192 00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:56,537 I JUST HAD A HORRIBLE LUNCH WITH KEVIN! 193 00:08:56,570 --> 00:08:57,505 TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. 194 00:08:57,538 --> 00:08:59,873 I TRIED TO CHANGE, BUT HE STILL GOT MAD AT ME. 195 00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:01,242 I THOUGHT I'D DONE EVERYTHING RIGHT! 196 00:09:01,275 --> 00:09:02,143 I'M SURE YOU DID. 197 00:09:02,176 --> 00:09:03,477 WHAT DO YOU THINK HE NEEDS FROM ME, DICK? 198 00:09:03,511 --> 00:09:08,782 SALLY, SIT DOWN. HONEY...I'M A MAN. 199 00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:11,285 AND HERE'S SOMETHING THAT I'VE LEARNED. 200 00:09:11,319 --> 00:09:12,920 HOW CAN I PUT THIS? 201 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:14,555 MEN ARE... 202 00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:16,990 COMPLETELY INCAPABLE OF... 203 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:18,292 TALKING ABOUT... 204 00:09:18,326 --> 00:09:19,427 RELATIONSHIPS. 205 00:09:19,460 --> 00:09:21,729 HERE'S TWO WOMEN. DUMP ON THEM. 206 00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:30,571 [INHALING] 207 00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:32,706 AHH! AHH! 208 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:34,308 WHAT DOES THIS REMIND YOU OF? 209 00:09:34,342 --> 00:09:35,309 THAT TIME IN VIENNA. 210 00:09:35,343 --> 00:09:37,378 MM-HMM. 211 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:40,214 THAT WAITER. 212 00:09:40,248 --> 00:09:41,682 THOSE LONG WALKS. 213 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:42,883 AND THIS COFFEE. 214 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,985 TCH. YEAH. 215 00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:48,989 WHAT'S GOING ON? 216 00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:51,259 SALLY'S TENSE. I'M TAKING HER AWAY WITH FLAVORED COFFEE. 217 00:09:53,194 --> 00:09:54,428 OH, WHO AM I KIDDING? 218 00:09:54,462 --> 00:09:57,798 I'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO VIENNA! 219 00:09:57,831 --> 00:10:00,000 WELL, THIS IS AMARETTO! 220 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:01,835 A BROKEN HEART DEMANDS MOCHA MINT! 221 00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:03,036 I'M SORRY! 222 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:05,239 YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS! 223 00:10:05,273 --> 00:10:06,407 SALLY, WHAT'S WRONG? 224 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:09,177 THESE CHAIRS! I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S THE FABRIC OR PATTERN 225 00:10:09,210 --> 00:10:12,112 OR THAT MR. RANDALL HATES ME, OR MAYBE WE JUST NEED A COUCH! 226 00:10:12,146 --> 00:10:13,181 THE FABRIC IS A BIT LOUD. 227 00:10:13,214 --> 00:10:15,183 IT'S MR. RANDALL! 228 00:10:15,216 --> 00:10:16,817 PLEASE STOP BEING SO SAD. 229 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,219 I'M NOT SAD. I'M ANGRY! 230 00:10:18,252 --> 00:10:19,387 THEN WHY ARE YOU LEAKING? 231 00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:24,057 I DON'T KNOW! IT'S A WHOLE NEW LEAK! 232 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:26,727 MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MR. RANDALL IS BROKEN, 233 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:29,263 AND NO MATTER WHAT I SAY TO HIM, I CAN'T FIX IT! 234 00:10:29,297 --> 00:10:31,532 STOP SAYING AND START DOING! 235 00:10:31,565 --> 00:10:35,303 YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE MORE SEX! 236 00:10:35,336 --> 00:10:38,372 MORE? I'VE NEVER HAD ANY EVER! 237 00:10:38,406 --> 00:10:39,373 EVER? 238 00:10:39,407 --> 00:10:40,274 WELL, PFF! 239 00:10:40,308 --> 00:10:42,075 THERE'S THE BLACK FLY IN YOUR CHARDONNAY! 240 00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:49,750 YOU'VE GOT TO START. SEX FIXES EVERYTHING. 241 00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:53,721 IT'S THE NEOSPORIN OF AMORE. 242 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:54,688 DICK, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 243 00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:56,557 AUGUST SAYS IT'S VERY IN NOWADAYS 244 00:10:56,590 --> 00:10:58,025 TO SAVE YOURSELF FOR MARRIAGE. 245 00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:00,361 EXCUSE ME. COULD WE PLEASE NOT TALK ABOUT MARRIAGE? 246 00:11:00,394 --> 00:11:02,196 I CAN'T EVEN GET THROUGH DINNER WITH THIS GUY! 247 00:11:02,230 --> 00:11:03,697 SO YOU'LL JUST GIVE UP? 248 00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:05,733 HE'S JUST NOT HAPPY WITH ME ANYMORE, DICK. 249 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,235 YOU THINK YOU COULD JUST WALK OUT 250 00:11:07,268 --> 00:11:10,238 AND FIND ANOTHER MAN? I MEAN, REALLY! JUST LOOK AT YOURSELF! 251 00:11:10,271 --> 00:11:12,406 [GASPS] WHAT? 252 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:14,575 THOSE COMICALLY LONG LEGS. 253 00:11:14,608 --> 00:11:16,477 THAT BLINDINGLY SHINY HAIR. 254 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:17,745 THOSE UNRULY BREASTS! 255 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:20,348 ALL RIGHT! I GET THE PICTURE! 256 00:11:20,381 --> 00:11:22,983 SALLY, HE SEEMS LIKE A NICE GUY. 257 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:26,620 MAYBE HE'LL DO IT OUT OF PITY. 258 00:11:26,654 --> 00:11:28,556 ARE YOU SURE? 259 00:11:28,589 --> 00:11:31,024 I KNOW THE THOUGHT OF 260 00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:32,493 GIVING YOURSELF TO SOMEONE 261 00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:35,296 IS AT ONCE FRIGHTENING AND EXCITING, 262 00:11:35,329 --> 00:11:37,130 BUT EMBRACE IT. 263 00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:39,933 LET GO OF YOURSELF. 264 00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,635 DR. ALBRIGHT DOVE RIGHT IN, 265 00:11:41,669 --> 00:11:42,670 AND IT WAS HER FIRST TIME. 266 00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:44,204 PFF! HA HA! 267 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:46,974 OH. AHEM. 268 00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:48,609 COFFEE, ANYONE? 269 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,044 LOOK... 270 00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:54,682 MAYBE YOU NEED A LITTLE SOMETHING TO, UH... 271 00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:56,350 TO GET YOU IN THE MOOD. 272 00:11:58,185 --> 00:12:02,189 I HAVE A MOVIE THAT YOU CAN BORROW. 273 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,492 HOMEWARD BOUND. 274 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:07,127 IS THIS SUPPOSED TO HELP? 275 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,161 COULDN'T HURT. 276 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:11,332 THE SCENE WHERE THE CAT FALLS OFF THE WET LOG... 277 00:12:13,534 --> 00:12:16,604 YOU'LL NOTICE THAT PART OF THE TAPE IS A LITTLE WORN. 278 00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:20,474 HERE. MOCHA MINT FOR YOU. 279 00:12:20,508 --> 00:12:21,609 OH, THANKS, TOMMY. 280 00:12:21,642 --> 00:12:23,176 YEAH. AHEM. 281 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:24,278 YOU KNOW, PERSONALLY I THINK 282 00:12:24,312 --> 00:12:26,914 DICK'S GOING A LITTLE OVERBOARD WITH THE WHOLE THING. 283 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:29,249 YOU HAVE TO REALIZE MAKING LOVE TO MR. RANDALL 284 00:12:29,283 --> 00:12:31,485 IS YOUR DECISION. 285 00:12:31,519 --> 00:12:33,220 YOU'RE RIGHT. 286 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,788 I'LL DO IT. 287 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,223 I MEAN, WHAT DO I HAVE TO LOSE 288 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:39,026 EXCEPT MY VIRGINITY? 289 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:43,431 GOOD-BYE, MR. HYMEN. 290 00:12:43,464 --> 00:12:45,533 YOU'RE FIRING OUR ACCOUNTANT? 291 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,703 OH! 292 00:12:54,408 --> 00:12:55,208 Man: WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR 293 00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:56,910 IN THE OPPOSITE SEX, HARRY? 294 00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:59,046 BIG BOSOMS. 295 00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:01,148 AND TEETH. 296 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:02,850 HARRY, YOU'RE SO NATURAL, 297 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,885 AND SO SINCERE... 298 00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:07,555 NOT TO MENTION YOUR FEATURES ARE POSITIVELY CHISELED! 299 00:13:07,588 --> 00:13:08,789 YEAH. I HAD NO IDEA 300 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:11,124 THAT YOU PREFER ONE LARGE MEAL A DAY 301 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:13,093 OR THAT YOUR FAVORITE COLOR IS CLEAR. 302 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,428 YEAH. 303 00:13:16,464 --> 00:13:18,599 TOMMY. 304 00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:21,802 BAH! AAH! AAH! 305 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,404 WE HAVE TO TALK. 306 00:13:23,437 --> 00:13:26,574 AUGUST, WHAT-- ARE YOU O.K.? 307 00:13:26,607 --> 00:13:28,175 I'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 308 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:32,680 FORTUNATELY, THE HAMSTER DIDN'T HAVE RABIES. 309 00:13:32,713 --> 00:13:33,947 UH...THE HAMSTER? 310 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:36,750 THE HAMSTER THAT BIT MY NOSE OFF. 311 00:13:36,784 --> 00:13:39,052 YES. THAT'S RIGHT, TOMMY. 312 00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:43,357 MY NOSE...IS GONE. 313 00:13:43,391 --> 00:13:46,427 SO...I SUPPOSE YOU WANT YOUR RING BACK. 314 00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:47,895 UH... 315 00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,229 W-WELL, NO. 316 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:50,931 UH... 317 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:54,201 CAN'T THEY, LIKE, STICK IT BACK ON SOMEHOW? 318 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,769 AND THAT WOULD BE THE ONLY WAY 319 00:13:55,803 --> 00:13:57,438 YOU'D CONTINUE TO SEE ME, 320 00:13:57,471 --> 00:13:59,673 WITH MY NOSE BACK, THAT IS? 321 00:13:59,707 --> 00:14:04,111 NO. I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 322 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:08,882 I GUESS WE'LL JUST WORK THROUGH THIS WHOLE NOSE THING TOGETHER. 323 00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:09,517 NO! 324 00:14:09,550 --> 00:14:12,653 SURPRISE! 325 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:15,155 I NEVER SHOULD HAVE DOUBTED YOU, TOMMY. 326 00:14:21,662 --> 00:14:23,731 [CONTINUOUS KNOCK ON DOOR] 327 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:28,402 [POUNDING ON DOOR] 328 00:14:28,436 --> 00:14:29,302 YEAH. 329 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:30,771 [THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD] 330 00:14:30,804 --> 00:14:32,172 YEAH! 331 00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:36,109 HI, SALLY. 332 00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:39,413 H-- 333 00:14:39,447 --> 00:14:40,714 I WASN'T EXPECTING TO SEE YOU. 334 00:14:40,748 --> 00:14:43,050 WELL, YOU KNOW ME. 335 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:46,520 LITTLE OLD IMPULSIVE SALLY. 336 00:14:46,554 --> 00:14:48,088 I'VE DECIDED WE NEED TO TAKE THINGS 337 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,190 TO ANOTHER LEVEL. 338 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,759 SALLY... 339 00:14:51,792 --> 00:14:53,260 I THINK WE HAVE A LOT OF ISSUES 340 00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:54,161 THAT NEED TO BE RESOLVED. 341 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:56,096 BY ANOTHER LEVEL, I MEAN THIS. 342 00:14:59,567 --> 00:15:02,302 WE COULD PUT THOSE ISSUES ON THE BACK BURNER FOR A WHILE. 343 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:03,704 UH! 344 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,409 I REALLY WANT TO PLEASE YOU, KEVIN. 345 00:15:09,443 --> 00:15:11,645 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO STOP TO TELL ME THAT. 346 00:15:11,679 --> 00:15:14,147 I'M SORRY. 347 00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:16,083 THIS IS GONNA FIX EVERYTHING, RIGHT? 348 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:19,720 WELL, IT'S GONNA FIX A COUPLE OF THINGS. 349 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,021 IF IT'S NOT GONNA FIX EVERYTHING, 350 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,956 WHY ARE WE DOING IT? 351 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,662 O.K. 352 00:15:28,696 --> 00:15:30,363 THIS WASN'T MY IDEA, SALLY. 353 00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:33,767 IT WASN'T MINE EITHER. IT WAS MY FAMILY'S. 354 00:15:33,801 --> 00:15:35,603 YOUR FAMILY CONVINCED YOU TO SLEEP WITH ME? 355 00:15:35,636 --> 00:15:38,038 YEAH! WE REALLY THINK YOU'RE WORTH IT. 356 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,673 WHAT AM I, SOME KIND OF EXPERIMENT? 357 00:15:39,707 --> 00:15:42,676 YOU MAKE THAT SOUND LIKE A BAD THING! 358 00:15:42,710 --> 00:15:44,878 WHY IS EVERYTHING SO DIFFICULT WITH YOU? 359 00:15:44,912 --> 00:15:46,013 IF I'M SO DAMNED DIFFICULT, 360 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,214 WHY DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME? 361 00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:48,482 BECAUSE YOU'RE LAYING ON TOP OF ME! 362 00:15:48,516 --> 00:15:50,350 THAT'S YOUR ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING! 363 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,520 I GIVE UP! GOOD! I WIN! 364 00:15:52,553 --> 00:15:54,221 NO, YOU DON'T WIN. 365 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:55,088 YOU WIN? 366 00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:56,289 I DON'T WIN, EITHER. 367 00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:57,290 NO ONE WINS. 368 00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:59,092 NO. 369 00:15:59,126 --> 00:15:59,993 THIS REALLY SUCKS! 370 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,862 YES, IT DOES. 371 00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:02,996 I DON'T WANNA PLAY ANYMORE. 372 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:03,764 NEITHER DO I. 373 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,166 I THINK ONE OF US SHOULD LEAVE! 374 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,306 AND SINCE THIS IS YOUR APARTMENT, 375 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:16,076 I GUESS THAT WOULD BE ME. 376 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:17,678 GOOD-BYE. 377 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,921 YOU KNOW, I'VE... 378 00:16:27,955 --> 00:16:30,090 NEVER LOST BEFORE. 379 00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:31,559 I'M SORRY. 380 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,201 TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. 381 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:42,903 I WENT OVER THERE TO FIX THINGS, 382 00:16:42,936 --> 00:16:45,606 AND INSTEAD, I RUINED EVERYTHING! 383 00:16:45,639 --> 00:16:49,943 AND THE WORST PART IS, I'M STILL A VIRGIN! 384 00:16:49,977 --> 00:16:51,378 OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE A VIRGIN? 385 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,614 YES, I KNOW! 386 00:16:53,647 --> 00:16:54,715 IT'S HORRIBLE! 387 00:16:54,748 --> 00:16:56,316 NO! NO, NO, NO, NO. 388 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,619 IT'S WONDERFUL. 389 00:16:58,652 --> 00:16:59,720 IT IS? 390 00:16:59,753 --> 00:17:01,421 OH, YES. IT'S PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT 391 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,056 SO SAVE YOURSELF FOR THE RIGHT MAN. 392 00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:05,158 LIKE YOU DID FOR DICK? 393 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:15,636 YES. 394 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:20,540 THE POINT IS, BREAKING UP WITH KEVIN WAS SMART. 395 00:17:20,574 --> 00:17:22,509 HE WANTED YOU TO BE SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT, 396 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,045 AND YOU'RE FINE JUST THE WAY YOU ARE. 397 00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:27,715 I LIKE YOU, SALLY. 398 00:17:27,748 --> 00:17:30,117 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKED ME. 399 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,752 WELL, I DO. 400 00:17:31,785 --> 00:17:33,654 YOU'RE A STRONG, OPINIONATED, 401 00:17:33,687 --> 00:17:35,889 INTELLIGENT YOUNG WOMAN, 402 00:17:35,923 --> 00:17:38,225 UNPREDICTABLE AT TIMES, A LITTLE SCARY, 403 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,628 BUT, HELL, THAT'S YOU! 404 00:17:40,661 --> 00:17:42,395 THAT IS ME. 405 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:43,731 I LIKE ME, TOO. 406 00:17:43,764 --> 00:17:46,233 BUT WHY DIDN'T MR. RANDALL? 407 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,468 HE'S JUST NOT THE RIGHT GUY FOR YOU. 408 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:49,970 BUT YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE. 409 00:17:50,003 --> 00:17:52,472 JUST LOOK AT YOU-- THOSE LEGS, THAT HAIR-- 410 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:55,542 PLEASE! I'VE BEEN DRAGGED THROUGH THE MUCK ENOUGH TODAY! 411 00:18:00,614 --> 00:18:03,250 JUST CHOCK THIS UP TO EXPERIENCE. 412 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,719 THANKS. DR. ALBRIGHT. 413 00:18:05,753 --> 00:18:07,688 YOU'RE SO NICE. 414 00:18:07,721 --> 00:18:09,923 I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE SUCH A BITCH. 415 00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:15,929 OH, I AM. 416 00:18:15,963 --> 00:18:17,597 BUT, HELL... 417 00:18:17,631 --> 00:18:19,432 THAT'S ME. 418 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,025 WELL, HELLO. 419 00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:46,526 HI. 420 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,561 I GOTTA SAY, I'M SHOCKED. 421 00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:52,599 THAT VIDEOTAPE DID NOT DO YOU JUSTICE. 422 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,001 WHAT VIDEOTAPE? 423 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,538 OH. 424 00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:01,341 THAT MUST BE LYDIA. 425 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:05,078 LITTLE MORE KNUCKLE HAIR THAN I'D HOPED FOR, BUT... 426 00:19:05,112 --> 00:19:07,380 A GUY'S GOTTA START SOMEWHERE. 427 00:19:14,688 --> 00:19:16,523 [INHALING] 428 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:17,825 AHH. AHH. AHH. AHH. 429 00:19:17,858 --> 00:19:20,360 YOU KNOW WHAT THIS COFFEE REMINDS ME OF? 430 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,863 THAT LITTLE CAFE IN AMSTERDAM? 431 00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:24,164 NO. THAT I USED THE COFFEE POT 432 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:27,768 TO DRAIN THE FREON OUT OF THE AIR CONDITIONER. 433 00:19:27,801 --> 00:19:29,870 [EVERYONE, DREAMILY] YEAH. 434 00:19:29,903 --> 00:19:31,739 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MORNING, ISN'T IT? 435 00:19:31,772 --> 00:19:34,207 THE BIRDS ARE CHIRPING. THE SKY IS BLUE. 436 00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:35,142 YOU'RE AWFULLY CHEERY, 437 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,744 CONSIDERING YOU JUST LOST YOUR BOYFRIEND. 438 00:19:36,777 --> 00:19:38,278 I'M O.K. 439 00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:40,513 YOU KNOW, I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU. 440 00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,649 THIS AFTERNOON, I'M GOING SHOPPING FOR DRAPES 441 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,385 WITH DR. ALBRIGHT, AND YOU'LL BE ALONE. 442 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:48,555 AND TOMORROW I'M TAKING DR. ALBRIGHT TO THE RECYCLING CENTER, 443 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,323 AND YOU'LL BE ALONE. 444 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:53,393 THE WAY I LOOK AT IT, DICK, I'M EMBARKING ON AN ADVENTURE. 445 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,863 THE DATING WORLD IS LIKE A HUGE FOOD COURT FOR ME, 446 00:19:55,896 --> 00:20:00,000 AND I CAN TAKE MY LITTLE RED TRAY ANYWHERE I LIKE. 447 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,601 I DON'T FOLLOW. 448 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:04,504 WELL, YOU SEE, DICK, IT'S LIKE, WITH YOU, 449 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:08,675 YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA HAVE GRILLED CHEESE EVERY DAY. 450 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:13,781 DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY. 451 00:20:13,814 --> 00:20:16,316 BUT ME, TONIGHT I MIGHT GO ITALIAN. 452 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,752 TOMORROW, GREEK. NEXT WEEK, WHO KNOWS? 453 00:20:18,786 --> 00:20:20,320 MEXICAN, CHINESE. 454 00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:22,355 HOT DOG ON A STICK. 455 00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:26,459 HEY, HARRY. 456 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:29,196 COME ON, IT'S SINGLES' DAY AT THE MALL. 457 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,697 LOCK AND LOAD. 458 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,132 [GUN NOISE] 459 00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:35,535 GRILLED CHEESE. 460 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,604 HA HA HA HA! 461 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:38,906 TOMMY. 462 00:20:38,939 --> 00:20:40,941 WE'RE LATE. 463 00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:42,843 ENJOY YOUR LUNCH. 464 00:20:47,047 --> 00:20:49,149 YEAH, YOU, TOO. 465 00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:57,357 GOD, I LOVE GRILLED CHEESE. 466 00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:03,130 [SMALL VOICE] YEAH. 467 00:21:03,163 --> 00:21:07,134 I COULD EAT IT EVERY DAY. 468 00:21:07,167 --> 00:21:10,003 DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY. 469 00:21:10,037 --> 00:21:12,572 MMM. 470 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:15,542 HEY, DO YOU HAVE ANY SLICED TOMATOES? 471 00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:19,046 YES! YES, WE DO! 472 00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:33,060 LET'S GO. 473 00:21:33,093 --> 00:21:34,427 MY NAME IS SALLY, 474 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,696 AND I'M STRONG, LOUD, OPINIONATED, 475 00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:39,132 AND AGGRESSIVE. 476 00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:42,970 I'M A BIG, ANGRY VIRGIN, AND I'M HAPPY ABOUT IT! 477 00:21:43,003 --> 00:21:44,972 OH, AND I ALSO ENJOY WALKING BAREFOOT IN THE SAND 478 00:21:45,005 --> 00:21:47,740 AND, UM, THE POEMS OF ROD McKUEN. 479 00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:50,010 SO, IF YOU'RE MAN ENOUGH FOR ME, 480 00:21:50,043 --> 00:21:51,778 LET'S MAKE A DATE. 32226

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