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SUPER COMBO
NUMBER ONE.
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SUPER COMBO NUMBER FOUR.
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AND THE FUN-TASTIC
GOOFY MEAL
NUMBER TWO.
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YOU HEARD ME.
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EARTH JUST DOESN'T
GET ANY BETTER--
DINNER AND A MOVIE.
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OH, LET'S SEE THIS ONE.
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"FOUR STARS, TWO THUMBS.
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"A SWEEPING DRAMA.
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"ONE OF THE YEAR'S
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MOST INTELLECTUALLY
STIMULATING CINEMATIC
ACCOMPLISHMENTS."
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NO.
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CHICK FLICK.
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HOW ARE YOUR
CHICKEN CRUNCHIES
TODAY?
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OH! WE DON'T HAVE
ALL DAY.
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HE'LL HAVE THE SUPER
COMBO NUMBER TWO.
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O.K. THAT'LL BE 10.71.
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PLEASE DRIVE
AROUND.
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UH, WITH PLEASURE.
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[CAR BACKFIRES]
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WHAT'S THAT?
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PLEASE DRIVE
AROUND.
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WE WOULD
IF WE COULD.
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I SAID TO GET
THIS LOOKED AT
TWO WEEKS AGO,
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NOT TO MENTION
THE PHONE'S STILL OUT.
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I KEEP MENTIONING
THE PROBLEMS,
YET NOTHING GETS DONE.
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AND YET YOU PERSIST.
GOOD FOR YOU.
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NOW WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT
TO THE MOVIE.
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IT JUST NEEDS A PUSH.
SALLY.
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YEAH, YEAH.
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HURRY UP. I
DON'T WANT TO MISS
THE PREVIEWS.
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OR THAT "AUDIENCE
IS LISTENING" THING.
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OH, YEAH.
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[IMITATING MOVIE THEATER
THX SOUND SYSTEM]
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OOOOEEEEE.....
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EEEEEAAAAAA...
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AAAAHHMMMM!
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THIS SEAT SUCKS.
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I AGREE.
THE SEATING'S
ALL WRONG.
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WE SHOULD SWITCH.
THEN I'D HAVE
AN ARMREST.
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HARRY, YOU NEED
AN AISLE SEAT.
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YOU GO
TO THE BATHROOM
CONSTANTLY.
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WAIT. WAIT.
HOLD IT. EVERYBODY,
JUST SIT DOWN.
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THIS IS SUPPOSED
TO BE FUN.
HAVE SOME POPCORN.
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I DIDN'T WANT
POPCORN. I WANTED
GOOD 'N' PLENTY.
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WHEN YOU'RE HIGH COMMANDER,
YOU CAN BE IN CHARGE
OF THE MOVIE TREATS.
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I WILL.
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BULLY FOR YOU.
SHH!
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EXCUSE ME!
WE'RE TALKING HERE!
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HOW DID HE
BEAT THOSE GUYS?
IT WAS 12 AGAINST 1.
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HE HAS THE ADVANTAGE.
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SEE, THEY ONLY HAVE
MACHINE GUNS,
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WHILE HE HAS
THE BROKEN POOL CUE.
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OH! GREAT COMMAND
DECISION, DICK.
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NOW I HAVE
A PIECE OF POPCORN
STUCK IN MY TEETH.
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HERE, I'LL GET IT.
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SALLY, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I SHOULD'VE SAT
NEAR THE AISLE.
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EXCUSE ME. I'M SORRY.
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EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.
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IS THAT IT?
OWWW!
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I'M GETTING
THE MANAGER!
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HAVE HIM BRING FLOSS.
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I'M SORRY.
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COULDN'T BE
SORRI--AAH!
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OW!
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DICK, I'M STUCK
TO THE FLOOR.
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OH!
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O.K., PUNK.
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COURT IS ADJOURNED.
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HYAH!
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STOP IT.
THAT'S AN ORDER.
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HIGH COMMANDER SAID
THAT I COULD TURN MYSELF
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INTO A LETHAL KILLING
MACHINE.
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DID YOU?
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WHAT?
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TOMMY, WHAT'S
WITH THE TOAD?
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HIS NAME'S JACK.
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HE'S MY NEW
LAB PARTNER.
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NO, IN THE JAR.
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OH! THAT'S A DEAD FROG.
WE'RE GOING
TO REANIMATE IT.
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DIDN'T I TELL YOU
NO SCIENCE PROJECTS
IN THE KITCHEN?
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UH, HIGH COMMANDER
SAID WE COULD.
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DICK! PERMISSION
TO BITCH!
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PERMISSION GRANTED.
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WHY DO YOU LET THEM
DO THINGS I'VE FORBIDDEN?
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I'M THE HIGH COMMANDER.
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WOULD IT KILL YOU
TO LISTEN TO ME--
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AAH!
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* AHH
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I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT
WE WERE SINGING.
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THIS POPCORN KERNEL
IS AGONY.
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I FEEL LIKE STICKING
MY HEAD IN A MICROWAVE
TO POP IT OUT.
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JUST MAKE YOU POKE
HOLES IN YOUR HEAD
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WITH A FORK FIRST.
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WELL, I'M OFF.
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WAIT, WE NEED TO
TALK ABOUT THIS.
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I'M SECOND IN COMMAND,
AND I HAVE NO AUTHORITY
OVER THESE GUYS.
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YOU OUTRANK THEM, SALLY.
JUST SEIZE CONTROL.
TAKE SOME INITIATIVE.
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ALL RIGHT, PERMISSION
REQUESTED TO SCHEDULE
INITIATIVE-TAKING.
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JUST DO IT.
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TAKE THE CAR IN.
FIX THE PHONE.
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO
IF I WASN'T HERE?
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YOU'RE ALWAYS HERE.
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WELL, WHAT IF I WASN'T?
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I'D DO A HAPPY
LITTLE DANCE.
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OH, MAN.
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SOLOMON'S HERE.
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DON'T LOOK.
HE'LL COME OVER.
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DOES HE SEE US?
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I'LL CHECK.
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LEON!
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WHAT A HAPPY
ACCIDENT.
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NOW WE CAN SPEND
THE EVENING
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GETTING TO KNOW
EACH OTHER BETTER.
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PLEASE, CONTINUE
WITH YOUR CONVERSATION.
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WE CAN'T. WE WERE
TALKING ABOUT YOU.
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SHUT UP!
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CAN I GET
YOU SOMETHING?
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WHAT ARE
THEY HAVING?
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COFFEE...
FOR TWO HOURS.
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I'LL HAVE THAT.
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PITMAN!
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YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT IS.
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SUDDENLY YOU LOOK SO...
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I'VE NEVER USED THIS WORD...
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COOL.
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OH, REALLY?
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NOW IT'S GONE.
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NOW IT'S BACK.
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NOW THERE'S AN AIR
OF SOPHISTICATION.
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SOMEHOW, THAT FIERY
TUBE HAS MITIGATED
YOUR OAFISHNESS.
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MAY I?
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OH, YOU CAN KEEP IT.
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THANK YOU!
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[COUGH]
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OH!
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[COUGH]
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AN ADDED BONUS.
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THIS IS CREEPY.
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YOU HAVE NO VISION.
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WHAT IS THIS THING
IN MY COLANDER?
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OH. THAT WOULD BE
ITS OLD BRAIN.
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WELL, DICK,
MY LIFE IS HELL.
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
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OH, YOU BETCHA.
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IT'S LIKE I'M
FEELING MY LUNGS
FOR THE FIRST TIME.
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IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE
A TENANT WHO SMOKES.
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SO MANY PEOPLE
ARE GIVING IT UP.
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IT JUST BREAKS
MY HEART.
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WE NEED
SOME DUCT TAPE
AND JUMPER CABLES.
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HAVE YOU SMOKED
YOUR CIGARETTE YET?
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NO, SIR.
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NO REASON
TO PUT IT OFF.
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YOU KNOW, I MUST SAY,
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THIS SECONDHAND SMOKE
IS SMOOTH AND SATISFYING.
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MY GIFT TO YOU.
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YOU'VE BEEN SMOKING
THOSE THINGS
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LIKE THEY'RE ADDICTIVE
OR SOMETHING.
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DON'T BE SILLY.
IF CIGARETTES
WERE BAD,
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THEY WOULDN'T
SELL THEM EVERYWHERE.
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BESIDES, I CAN QUIT
WHENEVER I WANT.
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THERE, YOU SEE?
I'VE STOPPED.
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THERE'S NOTHING TO IT.
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YOU KNOW, SALLY...
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IF YOU WANT TO ADVANCE...
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YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
OPEN YOUR MIND
TO NEW EXPERIENCES.
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WELL, I'VE
STARTED AGAIN.
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THIS POPCORN KERNEL
IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!
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OH, HONEY,
DON'T PUT YOUR HAND
IN YOUR MOUTH.
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IT'S SO UNBECOMING.
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[CRACKLING]
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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[FROG CROAKS LOUDLY]
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[TOMMY]
IT'S ALIVE!
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AAH!
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HEY! WHAT'S
YOUR PROBLEM?
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IT'S A GUARANTEED "A."
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JEEZ.
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KIDS.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
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SMOKING.
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PLEASE DON'T SMOKE
IN FRONT OF ME.
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I JUST QUIT
A YEAR AGO.
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YOU POOR,
MISGUIDED GIRL.
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WELL, DON'T YOU MISS IT?
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THE FIRST COOL DRAG
IN THE MORNING...
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A RELAXING SMOKE
ON THE ROOF
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ON A WARM
SUMMER NIGHT...
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AND IF I EVER HAVE SEX,
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I THINK I'M GOING
TO SMOKE AFTERWARDS.
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HAVE YOU EVER READ
THE WARNING ON THE SIDE
OF THE PACK?
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WELL, I'M NOT A FETUS.
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THOSE THINGS
WILL TAKE 10 YEARS
OFF OF YOUR LIFE.
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BUT THAT'S OFF
THE END OF YOUR LIFE.
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THOSE YEARS
ARE CRAPPY ANYWAY.
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WELL, THERE HAPPENS
TO BE A POLICY HERE.
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CIGARETTES
ARE ONLY ALLOWED
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IN UNIVERSITY-SANCTIONED
SMOKING ZONES.
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TAKE IT OUTSIDE.
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ALL RIGHT,
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IF YOU'RE GOING
TO BE A BIG...
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FETUS ABOUT IT.
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MY PEOPLE.
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DR. FINKEL!
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FATHER.
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MRS. KRASA!
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YOU SMOKE, TOO?
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[DEEP, GRAVELLY VOICE]
COMES AS A SURPRISE
TO MANY PEOPLE.
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LOOK AT THIS.
WE SUCK, WE BLOW...
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A POSSE
OF ORAL FIXATORS.
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OH, YEAH, WE'RE BAD.
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THEY CAN ISOLATE US,
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BUT THEY'LL NEVER
SEPARATE US.
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LET THEM OUTLAW SMOKING!
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THEN THEY'LL
JUST HAVE TO DEAL
WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF...
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SMOKING OUTLAWS!
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WHO'S WITH ME?
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ALL RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT...
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RINSE OUT YOUR MOUTH.
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NOW SPIT.
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YOU'VE NEVER
BEEN TO A...
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DENTIST'S OFFICE
BEFORE, HAVE YOU?
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WELL, YOU KNOW...
GAL ON THE GO.
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ALL RIGHT. COULD YOU
OPEN WIDER, PLEASE?
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WIDER.
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[COUGH COUGH]
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YOU CAN'T SMOKE
IN HERE.
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ALL RIGHT.
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I'LL SMOKE
IN THE WAITING ROOM.
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YOU CAN'T SMOKE
THERE, EITHER.
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I'LL SMOKE
IN THE HALL
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I'M SORRY. YOU CAN'T
SMOKE ANYWHERE
IN THE BUILDING.
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00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:35,102
YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE AWFULLY SMUG
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FOR A MAN
IN A PAPER COAT.
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[TELEVISION PLAYS]
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[THUNDER]
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00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:17,144
OH, YES.
THE CORN IS GONE.
SEE?
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00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,413
SO, TOMMY, HOW WAS
YOUR SCIENCE FAIR?
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00:11:19,447 --> 00:11:21,014
OH, UH...
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00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:22,350
[TURNS OF TELEVISION]
241
00:11:22,383 --> 00:11:24,752
FUNNY STORY.
242
00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:27,221
REMEMBER THAT FROG
I REANIMATED?
243
00:11:27,255 --> 00:11:32,125
WELL, IT KIND OF
DEVELOPED A TASTE
FOR HUMAN FLESH.
244
00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:34,462
AND SOMEONE'S GOT TO GO
SEE MY SCIENCE TEACHER
TOMORROW.
245
00:11:34,495 --> 00:11:36,230
WELL, DID YOU TELL DICK?
246
00:11:36,264 --> 00:11:37,765
WASN'T HE WITH YOU?
247
00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:39,367
HE RAN OFF HOURS AGO.
248
00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:40,634
THAT'S NOT LIKE HIM.
249
00:11:40,668 --> 00:11:42,069
WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
250
00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:43,404
DICK IS ALWAYS HERE.
251
00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:44,805
WAIT A MINUTE.
252
00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,674
OF COURSE.
253
00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:48,742
THIS IS A TEST.
254
00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:49,810
WHAT?
255
00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:50,911
FOR THE NEXT
60 SECONDS,
256
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:53,914
SHE'S GOING TO EMIT
A HIGH-PITCHED TONE.
257
00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:56,950
NO.
258
00:11:58,486 --> 00:12:00,421
DICK IS TESTING ME.
259
00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:04,392
HE'S CONVENIENTLY
"DISAPPEARED..."
260
00:12:05,526 --> 00:12:07,961
LEAVING ME IN CHARGE.
261
00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:09,363
WELL.
262
00:12:09,397 --> 00:12:11,365
I'M GOING
TO SHOW HIM.
263
00:12:11,399 --> 00:12:14,735
O.K., TROOPS. LINE UP
IN ORDER OF HEIGHT.
264
00:12:16,270 --> 00:12:18,105
DESCENDING.
265
00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:22,242
IT'S TIME FOR
DECISIVE ACTION.
HARRY!
266
00:12:22,276 --> 00:12:23,344
YES, SIR...
267
00:12:23,377 --> 00:12:24,312
MA'AM...MA'AM...
268
00:12:24,345 --> 00:12:26,547
MA'AM, SIR.
269
00:12:28,416 --> 00:12:31,652
YOU'RE GOING TO CLIMB
THE UTILITY POLE AND
FIX OUR PHONE LINE.
270
00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:33,954
OH. WELL, I'LL NEED
A FLASHLIGHT.
271
00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:37,257
DON'T WORRY, IT'S
PLENTY BRIGHT WITH ALL
THAT LIGHTNING.
272
00:12:37,291 --> 00:12:39,593
WELL, UH, HOW
DO I GET UP THERE?
273
00:12:39,627 --> 00:12:43,063
WE'VE GOT THAT BIG METAL
LADDER IN THE GARAGE.
274
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,098
OH, WAIT.
275
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:47,601
YOU CAN KNOCK
THE BOX OPEN WITH
THIS METAL GOLF CLUB.
276
00:12:47,635 --> 00:12:49,102
GOOD, TOMMY.
277
00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:50,304
YOU WANT TO BE SAFE,
278
00:12:50,338 --> 00:12:51,705
WRAP THIS
AROUND YOUR WAIST
279
00:12:51,739 --> 00:12:55,543
AND ATTACH IT
TO THE POWER LINE
IN CASE YOU SLIP.
280
00:12:55,576 --> 00:12:58,679
PREPARE TO BE DAZZLED.
281
00:13:01,482 --> 00:13:03,717
[FOOTSTEPS]
282
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,920
[PANTING]
283
00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,738
OH, WELL.
284
00:13:25,673 --> 00:13:26,974
I'M SURE SOMEONE
WILL FIND ME
285
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:29,377
BEFORE THE BUILDING
CLOSES.
286
00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:35,015
MAYBE NOT.
287
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:44,625
NOW, I'M NOT ONE
TO DISCOURAGE
A CHILD'S CREATIVITY,
288
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:47,327
BUT THAT FROG
TOOK A BITE
OUT OF PATTY KIENLEN
289
00:13:47,361 --> 00:13:50,498
THE SIZE
OF A SILVER DOLLAR.
290
00:13:50,531 --> 00:13:52,099
DIME, TOPS.
291
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:54,602
THAT FROG DESTROYED
ALL THE OTHER
EXPERIMENTS
292
00:13:54,635 --> 00:13:55,936
AND ATTACKED
SIX STUDENTS,
293
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:58,171
AND TOMMY
REFUSES TO APOLOGIZE.
294
00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:00,574
WELL, IT'S CLEAR
THAT TOMMY MUST BE
DISCIPLINED,
295
00:14:00,608 --> 00:14:02,576
AND IN THE ABSENCE
OF MR. SOLOMON,
296
00:14:02,610 --> 00:14:04,912
WE ASK THAT YOU TAKE
RESPONSIBILITY.
297
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:07,314
OH, I'M READY TO
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.
298
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:11,218
BELIEVE ME, I CAN
HANDLE RESPONSIBILITY.
NO PROBLEM.
299
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,787
TOMMY, I'M HEREBY
PLACING YOU
UNDER HOUSE ARREST.
300
00:14:13,821 --> 00:14:15,155
I JUST THOUGHT
COUNSELING--
301
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,757
YOU'RE AT HALF RATIONS.
302
00:14:16,790 --> 00:14:19,993
YOU'LL REPORT
TO CALISTHENICS
AT 0500 SHARP.
303
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:23,330
CAN I BE PLACED
IN A FOSTER HOME
OR SOMETHING?
304
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,633
I'M HIS MOTHER.
I'LL HANDLE HIM.
305
00:14:25,666 --> 00:14:27,334
I THOUGHT YOU
WERE HIS SISTER.
306
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,637
SISTER, MOTHER,
WHATEVER.
307
00:14:29,670 --> 00:14:32,105
I THINK YOU'RE
ACTUALLY MY AUNT.
308
00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:36,343
IN OUR FAMILY,
IT'S KIND OF
HARD TO TELL.
309
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:40,614
* OH, DANNY BOY
310
00:14:40,648 --> 00:14:41,815
* THE PIPES
311
00:14:41,849 --> 00:14:45,886
* THE PIPES ARE CALLING
312
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:48,422
* FROM GLEN TO GLEN
313
00:14:48,456 --> 00:14:53,927
* AND DOWN
THE MOUNTAINSIDE *
314
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:59,232
* THE SUMMER'S GONE
315
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:04,371
* AND ALL THE ROSES
FALLING *
316
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,506
* 'TIS YOU
317
00:15:05,539 --> 00:15:08,208
*'TIS YOU MUST GO
318
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:11,945
* AND I MUST BIDE
319
00:15:14,648 --> 00:15:17,384
* BUT COME YE BACK
320
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:22,122
* WHEN SUMMER'S
IN THE MEADOW *
321
00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:32,666
HEY, YOU'RE NOT BAD.
322
00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:34,401
THANK YOU.
323
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:38,539
* 'TIS I'LL BE BY
324
00:15:38,572 --> 00:15:40,140
* IN SUNSHINE
325
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:45,513
* OR IN SHADOW
326
00:15:48,582 --> 00:15:51,051
YOU'RE NOT SO BAD
YOURSELF.
327
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,122
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
MY CAR'S NOT READY?
328
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:57,691
YOU PROMISED FRIDAY.
TODAY'S FRIDAY.
329
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:01,595
THE CARBURETOR'S,
UH, REBUILT.
330
00:16:01,629 --> 00:16:02,796
THAT TAKES EXTRA TIME.
331
00:16:02,830 --> 00:16:03,931
I'M OVER HERE.
332
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:06,366
ON THE PLUS SIDE,
YOUR TRANNY'S
IN REALLY GOOD SHAPE.
333
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,235
AH. GOOD NEWS.
334
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,771
EXCUSE ME.
THIS IS MY CAR.
335
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:13,807
UH, SHE'S RIGHT.
I JUST STAND
HERE AND NOD.
336
00:16:13,841 --> 00:16:16,076
HA HA HA HA HA!
337
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:17,110
WELL, YOU GOT
TO HUMOR 'EM.
338
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,379
HA HA HA HA!
339
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:20,848
THIS REDHEAD
CAME IN LAST WEEK,
340
00:16:20,881 --> 00:16:22,516
I THINK SHE'S
DRIVING A SUNBIRD.
341
00:16:22,550 --> 00:16:23,917
SHE OPENED THAT HOOD--
342
00:16:23,951 --> 00:16:25,686
[CRUNCH]
343
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:33,727
HELLO.
344
00:16:33,761 --> 00:16:36,229
I'D LIKE MY CAR READY
IN A HALF HOUR.
345
00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:38,566
I DON'T WANT
A 200% MARKUP
ON PARTS.
346
00:16:38,599 --> 00:16:40,200
UH...
347
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:43,170
AND I'D LIKE IT
WASHED.
348
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,872
THANK YOU.
349
00:16:44,905 --> 00:16:46,406
YOU HEAR THAT,
HIGH COMMANDER?
350
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:47,207
OHHH!
351
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,009
SALLY.
352
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:54,314
I'M SORRY.
353
00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:00,754
WOMEN, HUH?
354
00:17:00,788 --> 00:17:02,322
WHEW!
355
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,291
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
356
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:05,893
OH, BOY.
357
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:15,803
[OPENS DRAWER]
358
00:17:15,836 --> 00:17:22,275
[MECHANICAL HUMMING]
359
00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:24,377
[CLOSES DRAWER]
360
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:26,513
DICK.
361
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,380
SALLY.
362
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:28,515
DICK!
363
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,950
YOU CAN
COME OUT NOW.
364
00:17:29,983 --> 00:17:32,219
I PASSED
YOUR LITTLE TEST.
365
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,188
NINA, WHERE'S DICK?
366
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:37,991
I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM
IN TWO DAYS.
367
00:17:38,025 --> 00:17:40,728
WILL YOU EXCUSE US
FOR JUST A MINUTE?
368
00:17:40,761 --> 00:17:43,563
HE'S NOT HERE.
HE'S GONE.
HE'S ACTUALLY GONE.
369
00:17:43,597 --> 00:17:45,599
I CAN STILL
HEAR YOU.
370
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:49,136
UM, COULD YOU
LEAVE, PLEASE?
371
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:50,838
TRY AND STOP ME.
372
00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:53,907
THIS WASN'T A TEST.
373
00:17:53,941 --> 00:17:55,175
[DOOR CLOSES]
374
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:58,245
I REALLY AM
HIGH COMMANDER.
375
00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:01,414
WE AWAIT YOUR ORDERS,
HIGH COMMANDER.
376
00:18:04,785 --> 00:18:06,754
WE'RE HERE WAITING.
377
00:18:09,056 --> 00:18:10,557
IF DICK WERE HERE,
HE'D KNOW WHAT TO DO.
378
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,025
IF DICK WERE HERE,
379
00:18:12,059 --> 00:18:14,494
HE'D KNOW
WHERE HE WAS.
380
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:18,666
WE GOT
TO FIND HIM.
381
00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:27,641
DR. BANKSON.
382
00:18:27,675 --> 00:18:29,009
HUH.
383
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:34,715
DR. BANKSON.
384
00:18:34,748 --> 00:18:36,083
WE MEET AT LAST.
385
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,622
I'M LOOKING
FOR SOMEONE--
386
00:18:42,656 --> 00:18:44,457
DICK SOLOMON?
387
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:45,759
[MUMBLES
INCOHERENTLY]
388
00:18:45,793 --> 00:18:47,160
AH.
389
00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:48,128
LOOKS LIKE
YOU'VE CHOSEN
390
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:52,199
A POOR TIME
TO SEDATE YOURSELF,
DR. BANKSON.
391
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:54,134
BUT YOU KNOW
WHAT THEY SAY.
392
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,704
THE DENTIST WHO DRILLS
HIS OWN TEETH
393
00:18:56,737 --> 00:18:59,707
HAS A FOOL
FOR A PATIENT.
394
00:18:59,740 --> 00:19:01,008
AH.
395
00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:03,777
I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU
TO COOPERATE.
396
00:19:03,811 --> 00:19:06,213
WELL, MAYBE
YOU'LL TALK...
397
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,215
FOR MR. SUCKY THING.
398
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:10,483
[HISSING]
399
00:19:11,719 --> 00:19:13,687
DEATH HAS REARED
HIMSELF A THRONE
400
00:19:13,721 --> 00:19:16,323
IN A STRANGE CITY
LYING ALONE,
401
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:19,226
WHERE GOOD AND BAD
AND WORST AND BEST
402
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:22,996
ARE GONE TO THEIR
ETERNAL REST.
403
00:19:24,732 --> 00:19:27,267
THAT'S NICE.
WHAT IS IT?
404
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,503
IT'S JUST...
SOMETHING I MADE UP.
405
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,505
LIAR! THAT'S
EDGAR ALLAN POE.
406
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:33,807
I WAS THERE
WHEN YOU READ IT!
407
00:19:33,841 --> 00:19:35,642
THEN WHY ASK,
408
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,645
JUST TO PLAY
MIND GAMES WITH ME?
409
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:39,747
WHAT MIND?
410
00:19:39,780 --> 00:19:40,547
STOP IT!
411
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,883
STOP IT! STOP IT!
STOP IT! STOP IT!
412
00:19:42,916 --> 00:19:45,185
DICK, IS THAT YOU?
413
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,522
HARRY?
414
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:50,323
DICK?
415
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:53,093
HARRY! OPEN THE DOOR!
OPEN THE DOOR!
416
00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:54,061
[JINGLING]
417
00:19:54,094 --> 00:19:57,865
HOW DO I KNOW
IT'S REALLY YOU?
418
00:19:57,898 --> 00:19:59,833
IT'S REALLY ME!
419
00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:02,135
WELL, YOU
WOULD KNOW THAT.
420
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,771
HARRY!
DICK!
421
00:20:03,804 --> 00:20:04,571
YOU SAVED ME!
422
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,807
OH, GOD, DICK!
423
00:20:16,183 --> 00:20:17,350
A VOICE
INSIDE OF YOU?
424
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,652
AND YOU NEVER
KNEW IT WAS THERE.
425
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:20,988
BY THE SECOND DAY,
426
00:20:21,021 --> 00:20:23,757
I WAS HEARING
MY INNER VOICE, TOO.
427
00:20:23,791 --> 00:20:24,657
WHAT WAS IT SAYING?
428
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:28,862
I HAVE NO IDEA.
I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH.
429
00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:30,230
YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN
THE JANITOR'S FACE
430
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:32,432
WHEN HE WALKED IN
ON THE FOUR OF US.
431
00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:35,235
I'M JUST GLAD
YOU'RE ALIVE.
432
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:38,238
THANK YOU.
GOOD WORK FINDING ME.
433
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:40,774
GOOD WORK?
I WAS PARALYSED.
434
00:20:40,808 --> 00:20:42,375
I THOUGHT I COULD
DO YOUR JOB.
435
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:45,913
I MEAN, YOU'RE
SO ARROGANT, BOSSY,
AND CONDESCENDING.
436
00:20:45,946 --> 00:20:48,081
YOU MAKE IT LOOK
SO EASY.
437
00:20:48,115 --> 00:20:51,318
WELL, I'M NOT
PERFECT, LIEUTENANT.
438
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,020
AFTER ALL,
I GOT LOCKED
439
00:20:53,053 --> 00:20:54,621
IN A STAIRWELL
FOR THREE DAYS
440
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:56,957
JUST BECAUSE I NEEDED
A CIGARETTE.
441
00:20:56,990 --> 00:20:58,258
YEAH, THAT
WAS STUPID.
442
00:20:58,291 --> 00:20:59,893
YES, IT WAS.
443
00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:02,762
REALLY STUPID.
444
00:21:02,796 --> 00:21:04,998
POINT TAKEN.
445
00:21:05,032 --> 00:21:08,501
DIDN'T YOU EVEN THINK
TO CHECK THE DOOR FIRST?
446
00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:10,137
YOU'D EXPECT
A BONEHEAD MOVE
LIKE THAT FROM ME,
447
00:21:10,170 --> 00:21:11,338
BUT YOU...
448
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:14,007
O.K., "BONEHEAD"
IS WHERE
I DRAW THE LINE.
449
00:21:14,041 --> 00:21:15,375
EXCUSE US!
450
00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:18,411
AFTER ALL, I AM
THE HIGH COMMANDER.
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