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erstwhile on fargo...

Mom home?
Yeah.

Let's eat.
I'm starving.

fbi.

I called
a couple times now

About the fargo
syndicate massacre.

I might know
the fella responsible.

Jesus.

This is where you work now.

I have a commendation.

I give you
insurance salesman of the year,

Lester nygaard.

So proud of ya,
lester.

Oh, miss?

Can we have
some more sparkling water?

♪

♪ aha

♪

And this is any animal:
Pig, gopher, chicken.

They go long enough
without sleep,

You start to see abnormalities,
behavior-wise.

First there's the inability
to concentrate

And perform certain
fine motor skills.

Then you start to see--

And the army did studies
on this in the '50s--

The effects of sleep deprivation
on the human brain.

I know 'cause a buddy of mine's
dad was a subject

Back during
the korean conflict.

I mean, shit, ray.

What's the longest
you've ever gone without sleep?

Five days for me.

This was back
in dental school.

Marty perlmutter stole
a prescription pad,

Wrote us all a scrip
for amphetamines,

So we could cram
for finals.

And boy, howdy, I tell ya,

After three days
of no sleeping,

I was an animal.

All right, mi amigo.

That ought to do it.

I'm still a little worried
about the 203 and the 204,

So we should make an appointment
to get together again

In about six months.

Appreciate it, doc.

Really.

This black fella
rolled over my foot

With a steam cleaner,
and I tell ya,

This hurt worse than that did
by a long shot.

Yeah, nerve pain--
that's a bear.

Oh, uh, you want to avoid
nut brittles for a few days

And any kind of fruit
with pits.

Jemma's got a pamphlet.

All right.
Okay.

Yo.

Mick mike.

We still on for golf
next week?

Course we are,
burty burt.

But more importantly,
are you and louise

Still gonna make it on Sunday?

Do dogs smell
each other's butts?

I think I might have observed

That type of behavior
on occasion.

well, we'll be there.

Weezy's making
her famous five-bean dip.

Aces.

Here.

Oh, thanks, babe.
Mm-hmm.

Oh, mick mike.

I just keep pinching myself.

well, honey,
you've earned it.

It's like my mama
always said,

"boys, if you like the milk,
buy the freakin' cow."

Oh, that's so sweet.

Well, I am gonna stick my whole
thumb up your ass later.

Aces.

♪ listen while
I play-lay-lay-lay-lay-lay ♪

♪ my green tambourine

Yello.

Hey, hey.

♪ watch the jingle jangle
start to chime ♪

Now, darling, is this guy
bothering you or what?

oh, you.

We are gonna tie one on tonight,
friend-o, I'm telling ya.

No time like the present.
That's what I always say.

Yeah.
The bean dip?

You betcha.
Ooh.

Let's go, burt.

oh, you look great.

You too. Oh.

Ice wine.

Buddy of mine says they
swear by this stuff in finland.

Well, they're a bunch
of sex-crazed alcoholics,

So they should know, right?

Sweet.
Mm.

Weezy says, uh,
you popped the question.

You gonna make jemma
an honest woman, huh?

Oh, yeah,
I cried like a baby.

I'm not afraid
to admit it.

Well, she's something else,
that jemma.

Just between us girls,

That body, is it...
I mean...

What's she like
in the sack?

Hellcat.

It's the only word for it.

Shit.
Yeah.

Weezy's basically a jew
in the bedroom.

Oh, you mean
she wears a wig,

Makes you do it through a hole
in the sheet, yeah.

No.

No, no.

She stopped putting it
in her mouth

Soon as the ring
went on her finger.

Well, that's
a national tragedy, burt.

amen.

Gotta tell you, mick mike,

I sure do like
having you around.

Well, likewise, burty burt.

The office was dead dull
till you showed up.

Positively geriatric.

I'm a rascal.

There's no two ways about it.

yes, sirree, bob.

Like I told you before,
you and my brother

Would get along
like gangbusters.

Well, I'd like to meet him.
Yeah.

Like I said,
it's tricky--

He, uh...

He's in witness protection.
Say what?

Said he's
in witness protection.

Turned states evidence against
these mob guys out of chicago.

Told him not to.

Now I haven't seen him
in over a year.

He still calls, though.

Not supposed to, you know,

But you can't break up
the canton boys.

I'll betcha.

Aw, screw it.

What are you doing
next weekend?

You tell me.

I like that.
"you tell me."

Well, weezy and me,
we're headed for vegas

To a little family reunion.

Why don't you and jemma
tag along?

Aces.

you did this to me.

I had a wife, a family.

I was happy,
and then you started--

started what?

All we did was talk.

no, that's not--

No, you said things,
jumbled me up.

Told me I needed--

And now they're dead.

Why did I listen to you?

Why?

Oh.

Tell my wife

I love her.

♪

so I come in and sit down.

"hi, I'm dr. Michaelson."
you know, the whole drill.

Oh, honey, could we get
some more sparkling water?

Thank you.

I put my mask on.

Tawny hands me
the number two needle.

I start to give the guy
a novocaine shot.

Well, I stick the needle
in my own finger.

And, yeah.

And it hurt,

But I didn't
wanna look dumb,

So I try it again.

Next time I stick it
in my thumb.

Now I'm so flustered
that I go to take my mask off.

But I'm still
holding the needle,

Jab it right in my face.

And the patient--
the patient is like,

"uh, doc, what's wrong?"
and I'm like...

I mean, it was insane.

you're a riot.

He's a riot.

Oh, you have no idea.

Oh, boy.

All right, so...

We are all set
for tomorrow

To go see you-know-who.

Should be fun.

Real clandestine stuff.

Change cars twice.
No phones.

Jeez, who did you say
is after this guy again?

Well, what are the odds?

Sorry?

It's me, lester.

I'm sorry, sir, you must have me
confused with someone else.

Nope, minnesota,
last year.

The emergency room.

I didn't recognize you
at first either,

'cause you got
a whole new, uh--

But hey, so have I.

What do you think
of the suit?

Bill blass.
Check this out.

Salesman of the year.

Gave it to me on a stage
and everything.

Uh, mick mike,

You gonna introduce us
to your friend there?

You know,
I'd love to, burt.

But unfortunately,

I've never met this man
before in my life, so...

What?

Oh.

Right, yeah,
we don't know each other.

Okay, honey, let's go.

We're never gonna make the show
if we don't get out of here.

Walk away.

Sorry, I must have--

Congratulations
on your award.

Thank you.

Burt, did I ever tell you
about the time

I made a night guard
for britney spears?

really?
I swear.

Come on.

He was a piece of work, huh?
Who's that?

That--that guy
in the bar.

You sure
you don't know him?

No, no, people nab me
all the time.

Just one of those faces,
I guess.
Yeah.

No.

You don't get to--
and I'm sorry to interrupt,

But it's not right.

When something's not right,

Well, the old lester,

Now, he would've just
let it slide.

But not this guy.

I've worked too hard,
I've come too far--

Lester, stop.

Oh, so now you do know me?

Honey?

Is this what you want?

Uh--

Hey, mick mike,

Lighten up, huh?

Lester...

Is this what you want?

Yes or no?

Yes.

Oh, my god!

Oh, my--

That's on you.

I worked this guy
for six months, lester.

Six months.

Can you imagine
the number of sewer mouths

I put my hands in?

The gallons
of human spit?

Plus the $100,000 bounty
down the toilet,

But, uh...

Still, the look on his face
when I pulled the gun,

Classic, huh?

Grab the fat guy's feet.
We'll throw him in a dumpster.

Shit, lester.

See you later, lester.

See you soon.

Oh, shit.

All right.

Okay, get dressed.

We gotta--

Lester, are you okay?

Get dressed.
Get dressed.

Get dressed, get dressed.
Come on.

Okay, go, go.

Wait a second.

All right, let's go.

Keep up, hon.

Keep up.

Lester,
you're hurting my hand.

Sorry, sorry.

Okay, okay, come on.

a man has a fox, a rabbit,
and a cabbage.

what man?

Any man.
A man.

Colonel sanders?

Could be.
Could be george w. Bush.

Why would george w. Bush

Have a fox and a rabbit
and a cabbage?

Just listen.

A man has a fox,
a rabbit, and a cabbage,

And he wants to get
across the river,

But his boat can only carry
one of them at a time.

Get a bigger boat.

No, no,
that's not an option.

And here's the problem.

If the man leaves
the fox and the rabbit alone,

The fox is gonna
eat the rabbit,

And the same for the rabbit
and the cabbage.

So how does the man
get all three of his items

Across the river
without losing any of them?

A turducken.

A what's that now?

He stuffs the cabbage
in the rabbit

And the rabbit
in the fox,

And he eats
all of them.

that's not the answer.

It's an answer.

Hello.

Incoming or outgoing?

I, uh, need you to pull
the syndicate file.

Why?

Is it like
a clown car back there?

Why do you need
the syndicate file?

Yeah, did something happen
with the case? A break?

No, just a phone call
I gotta log.

Phone call from who?
Yeah, who called?

It's really none
of your business.

Hey!

Deputy solverson.

Solverson.
What does he say?

Says he knows who did it.

Okay.

Where's bemidji?

♪

Thanks, dad.

I think I'd look cool
with a limp.

Saw the profile of bill
in the paper.

Yeah.

For the record, I advised
against wearing a sword

In that picture.

Hon, can you pass
the syrup?

Yeah, here you go.

Anyway,
I'm in charge today

On account of bill's
on his way to st. Paul now

For a--
what do you call it?

Law enforcement
conference.

So watch your butts.

How's the route?

Can't complain.

You know, it takes me out
by the lake, it's a nice drive.

dated the girl
who delivered my mail once.

After her mother.

Convenient at first.

Awkward after,
once we broke up.

Seeing her every day.

Ended up moving
to a different neighborhood.

So that's why we moved.

You know you could've just
had your mail sent to work.

Never thought of that.

So when's your last day?

About a month.
she's nesting.

Ah, jeez, you know,
you buy one throw pillow.

Ah, we better--

Bye.

Bye, kids.

Hey, um,
go fishing later?

You're the granddaughter
I always wanted

But was afraid
to buy online.

Bye.

You did good, hon.

Yeah, and you
by proximity, huh?

Solverson.

Bill.

Yeah, no,
he's in the twin cities for--

Ah, jeez.

Three people, huh?

Killed how?

In an elevator, huh?

You say one's a dentist?

Yeah, I'm--

What do las vegas police
want me to--

Oh, sure.
Yeah.

Yeah, no, I can go see
their witness,

Get a statement.

What's, uh--

What's the witness' name
then?

will you slow down?

You'd think
we were being chased.

Sorry.

Was it me?

Did I do something?

What?
No, I told you.

I made a lot of new contacts
at the awards.

Big fish.

You have to strike
while the iron's hot.

I know,
but you woke me up

In the middle
of the night.

Oh, I'll make it up to you.
How's that?

Hey, we can take a trip.

Anywhere you wanna go.

Natalie says in acapulco

You get to drink rum
right out of the coconut.

Acapulco it is.

In fact, um, why don't--

We should leave tonight.

Really?

Sure, yeah, yeah.

I mean, why not?
Little fun in the sun.

Drink from a coconut.
We deserve it, huh?

What about work?
Your big fish?

You only live once,
right?

Ahem, let's just--we'll go home,
pack some stuff,

Then head back
to the airport.

Have our toes
in the sand by dawn.

A real adventure.

Oh, lester.

Okay.

Now here is what
you're gonna do.

You're gonna go inside
and pack your best bikini,

And I'm gonna get changed
and head to the office.

I'm gonna buy the tickets,
get the passports,

And then we are gonna
run away together.

Heck, we might
never come back.

ah, thanks, hon.

Here we go.

♪

truss the circle,

So whenever you go around,
you just keep going

Even though you think
you'll fail...

So I checked, and there's
an 11:00 out of minneapolis.

So we should be
on the road by 6:00.

Okay.

I'll defrost that pea soup.

We can have that
before we go.

Oh, yeah,
sounds good.

Love you, hon.

Love you too.

Oh.

Scared me there.

Startled me.

Mr. Nygaard,
deputy solverson.

Maybe you remember.
Yeah, sure.

I'm sorry
to bother you,

But we got a call
from las vegas p.D.

What?

Las vegas police.

They said you were, um--

That you might be

A witness to a murder.

Uh, three murders,
actually.

lester?

It's--it's fine.

Go back to your show.

Is everything okay?

Oh, yes, ma'am.

Just a routine inquiry.

Is now a good time to ask you
a few questions?

No.

Oh.

I mean, I got an appointment,
I gotta get to work,

And linda's
got shopping, so--

Now, lester,
don't be rude.

We just got back
from las vegas.

Can you tell me
what this is about,

Or is that classified?

Uh, well, yeah, actually--

Why don't--I could come
to the station this afternoon

And give a statement.

Not that I, you know,
saw anything.

Honestly, lester,
stay or go,

But I got a bladder
the size of a penny, so...

Oh, you poor thing.
Oh, yeah.

Please, come in.

Thank you.
Thank you.

Hey, guys,
is your dad around?

yeah. Daddy!

Dad!

Help ya?

Oh, not sure.

I'm looking
for lester nygaard.

Oh, yeah, we bought the place
from him in the fall.

Nice guy.

Yeah, that's lester,
all right.

Nicest guy
you'll ever meet.

You got any idea
how I can find him?

Uh, don't have
a forwarding address.

He's got the shop
over on third, though.

Is that bo munk?

Nah, got his own place now,
with his name on it.

Oh, nice.

Like I said, over on third.
You can't miss it.

Okay, thanks.
Oh, uh...

One more thing.

You do know people were murdered
in this house, right?

Hell of a thing.

Man in the living room,
shotgun.

Woman in the basement.

I think it was a hammering.

Afterwards, lester told me
he used to hear noises

Coming from the basement
at night.

Footsteps on the stairs,

A woman moaning,

That kind of thing.

But I'm sure
it was in his head.

You have a nice day.
Have fun, kids.

I don't like him.

so you won an award?

that's right.

salesman of the year.

oh, uh, yeah, I--

It was a national competition,
so...

Then it was dinner
with buck young,

Who's the head
of the whole deal

That gives the award.

That was some spread.

I think we closed
that place down, drinking.

And I said
I'm still up for some fun,

And linda said she wanted
to go to bed.

I'm a morning person.

Yeah, but then I thought,

Heck, how often does
something like this happen?

You know,
winning an award?

So, yeah, a nightcap,
you know, just to celebrate.

I told him to go.

Oh, yeah, so sure.

So I went to the bar.

And this is the bar
at the hotel?

Yes, sir.
Yes, ma'am.

excuse me.

Uh, the royale,
I guess it's called.

I ordered a drink.

Uh, had a chat
with the bartender for a bit.

Male or female?

Female.
A woman.

But, you know, one drink
and I'm back upstairs to bed.

And what happened
in the elevator?

Nothing.

I mean, it went up.

So everyone on the elevator
was alive when you got off?

oh, yeah, they sure were.

They were laughing
about something.

I don't--
Friday night in vegas.

That is some place,
I tell you.

Linda and me,
we'd never been before.

What I love most
are the fountains.
Yeah.

Also you can gamble
at the airport.

Great.

Well, I checked,
and it looks like

You changed your flight
at the last minute

To come back
on the first flight.

So what was
the reason there?

That was me.

My idea.

I just--
I got homesick, you know?

Woke lester up
in the middle of the night

And told him, did we have
to stay another day?

'cause I was ready
to go home.

Yeah, that's right.
That is right.

And I remember I said,

"babe, the room is paid for
through till Sunday,"

But she was adamant.

I tend to get my way.

Oh, boy, does she.

okay, then.

Well, thank you
for your time, mr. Nygaard.

No problem.
Missus.

when's the due date?

Oh, I've got
a few weeks still.

Listen, um, vegas p.D.
Is gonna send over

Some pictures
from the hotel security camera,

So don't leave town
for a while.

I may have
some more questions for you.

Oh, shoot.
We were gonna go--

No, absolutely.
Absolutely.

We'll be right here
if you need us.

car four, come back.

Car four, come back.

I'm coming.

Yeah, this is four.

Oh, hey, molly,
a couple of fbi fellas

Came by the station
looking for you.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, couldn't reach you
on the radio.

Thought you'd be at your dad's,
so I sent them there.

To the diner?

Yeah, so you should probably
check in on them.

They seemed real eager
to talk to you.

Okay, then, will do.

♪

Coffee?

Yeah, decaf
if you got it.

And a piece of pie.

I got apple and cherry.

No good ever came
from a piece of cherry pie.

Thanks, friend.

Local p.D.?

State cop.
18 years.

Yeah, you got the look.

I spent some time
with the tampa d.A.

Lawyer?

Yeah, something like that.

Say, you may be able
to help me.

I will if I can.

I'm in town
for not too much time,

Just passing through,
really.

But, uh,
I wanted to look up

My old pal
lester nygaard.

Oh, sure, I know lester.

You go by his shop?

Oh, first thing.

But wouldn't you know it?
They're closed.
Oh.

Went by the house too,

Except, uh,
turns out he's moved.

No kidding.

Mm.

So you can see
my predicament.

You try calling him?

Yeah, I could do that,
but I--

You know, I was kind of
hoping to surprise him.

That's a pickle.

Yep.

That your boy?

In a way.

My daughter's husband.

Hmm.

They look happy.

Of course no one hangs
the sad pictures.

Am I right?

Mom crying
and dad looking angry.

Kid with a black eye.

How long did you say you worked
for the tampa d.A.?

Oh, I didn't say
I worked there.

Spent some time is all.
Ah.

But that's just me.

I'm a traveler.

big cities and small towns.

Open road.

Which is why I thought,

Here we are in a--
what do you call it?

Like,
a tight-knit community.

So, uh...

Why don't I just ask?

So here I am,

Asking you if you know
where I can find old lester.

Had a case once,

Back in '79.

I'd tell you the details,

But it'd sound like
I made 'em up.

Madness, really.

Bodies?

Yes, sir.

One after another.

Probably,

If you stacked 'em high,

Could've climbed
to the second floor.

now, I saw something that year

I ain't ever seen,
before or since.

I'd call it animal.

Except animals
only kill for food.

This was--

Sioux falls.

Ever been?

Went to sioux city once

Back in my scandalous days.

But anyway, you didn't
answer my question there.

well, I'll tell you what.

You, uh--
you leave me your number.

I'll make sure lester gets it
next time he comes in.

Well, that's
a solid offer, friend,

But like I said,
I'm just passing through.

thanks for the pie
and the coffee.

Haven't had
a piece of pie like that

Since the garden of eden.

♪

Heya, dad.

Heya, hon.

Everything okay?

Oh, yeah.

Sometimes you just
get a weird one.

Well, I'm supposed to meet
a couple fellas from the--

Never mind.
I see 'em.

Hi there.
I'm--

Deputy solverson.
That's right.

I'm agent budge.
This is agent pepper.

Fbi from fargo.

we went by the station.

They told us
you would be here.

Am now.

Should we grab a table?

Yeah.
Yeah.

You made a phone call
to the field office yesterday

About the massacre
last year.

Said you know who shot up
the syndicate building.

Called seven times
according to the file.

wouldn't take no
for an answer.

I'm not clear on--

I mean, the fbi sent
a fella already.

He looked at my evidence

And said it was
circumstantial, so...

A worker bee.

Or what do
the ants call 'em?

A drone.
We're invested.

Got a personal stake
is what my partner--

See, we were there on the day
at the syndicate.

Surveillance.

Day 156, logging
the comings and goings.

Six months
and nothing happens.

Going crazy with--
and then...

Yeah, so, you see,
we're invested personally,

Like I said.

And when we heard
you called--

That you have
an answer.

So please,
we have to know.

Who is he?

Um...

Dad, I think we're gonna
need some coffees to go.

my god.

You put all this
together yourself?

Oh, no.

Gus helped me,
my husband.

He used to be duluth p.D.

He's a mailman now.

But you can see why I think
this is your guy.

okay, I'm here.

Hey, chief,
these fellas are--

Bill oswalt.
I'm the chief here.

Sorry I wasn't around to--
I was at a conference, so--

And then cindy called

And said there were two agents
from the fbi here--

Oh, no.

No, chief, listen--

No, no!
No, I am so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Molly, these guys
aren't interested in--

Let's meet in my office.

Have you seen this?

Have I seen this?

Son, this thing's
been giving me nightmares.

Oh, come on now,
that's not fair.

Well, she did tell you
that we caught the guy

Responsible for killing
the wife, didn't she?

Uh, you know,
the brother nygaard.

And he had
the bloody hammer and--

So you don't care
about the fact

That this malvo character

Was seen with lester
at the hospital?

Or that he ended up
in duluth

In direct conflict
with these other two?

no, because that--

Uh, what happened
in duluth--

I'm gonna call hq
and let them know

We'll be staying
the night.

We can take another run
at lester tomorrow.

Is there a motel?

Um, yeah, sure, I can--
I'll get you directions.

This is tremendous work,
deputy.

Impressive.

Yeah, I better just, um--

♪

Come on.

Okay.
All set.

Ready to go?

What? I thought
we weren't gonna go.

Acapulco,
here we come.

Oh, my god.

Yeah, you betcha.

I talked to the deputy.
She said, sure, go.

So now we just gotta
swing by the office

And pick up the passports.

what about my coat?

Oh, you're not gonna need
a winter coat

Where we're going.

you know
I had a crush on you

Right from when we met.

Mm.

Oh, yeah?

swear to god.

Used to sit at my desk

And dream about you
leaving your wife

Or somehow getting her
out of the picture.

Not that I wanted--

No, of course not.
It's--

Nothing wrong with dreaming.

Oh, I agree,
cinderella.

Yeah?

You know, I remember
when I was three--

And I told you
how we came over to america,

Settled in minnesota,
and my folks bought the motel?

Oh, yeah?

Well, they put me
right to work.

Just laundry at first.

Then making the beds

And cleaning the rooms.

You don't even wanna know the
disarray people leave behind.

I bet.

One time--
I'll never forget this--

I was changing the sheets
on a king size, and I'm--

Suddenly I'm like,
"what's that smell?"

Well, the guest had--

He made a b.M. Between
the mattress and the box spring.

What?

I guess he took
the mattress off

And did it

And then
made the bed back up,

Which, it's a lot simpler
just to go to the toilet.

My point being

That while
I was cleaning up,

I had this dream
that someone,

A man,

Would come along
and take me away from all this.

And then I met you.

And here we are.

And we're going to acapulco.

I thought we were
going to the shop.

We are.

I just--you know how icy
it gets right out front.

Hmm.

Lester?

You know,
I hate to do this,

But I kind of
tweaked my back before,

Getting the luggage
out of the car.

Oh, you poor baby.

So do you think
you could run in?

The passports
are in the safe.

There's some cash
in there too.

Can you--
will you do that for me?

Of course, hon.

Thanks.

Linda.

Hmm?

It's cold out there.

You're sweet.

Oh, oh, uh--

Put your hood up, huh?

I'd hate for your pretty face
to freeze.

oh, my--

♪

now I get it.