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Growing up in the streets ain 't no joke.
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There's crazy crime...
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drugs...
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and mad violence.
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Yeah, the streets is tough.
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But there ain 't no streets tougher
than mine. The streets of...
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Malibu.
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It's hardcore up in the 'Bu, y'all.
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It's just part of the everyday struggle.
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Things go down here
people should never see.
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We got bag ladies...
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big ballers...
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everybody strapped with a 9.
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This is my ghetto. The mall.
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Most of the time the police
won 't even come through.
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We got all sorts of sets up in here.
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We got the beach boys...
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the A CCs:
the Abused Children of Celebrities...
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and this is my crew.
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That's my boy Mocha.
That brother straight-up crazy.
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He did time in public school!
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That there is Hadji.
He's the Beast from the Middle East.
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And that's Monster.
She had a big chip on her shoulder...
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till she ate it.
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Hey, that's me! B-Rad G.
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I run things around here.
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Now, sometimes bustas
be disrespecting.
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And you can 't punk out,
no matter what the devil may bring.
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Hey, yo, fool! We about to have some
hardcore drama go down right about now!
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That's right!
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This our mall.
Always has been, always will be.
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Mr. Amerislani.
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Our clerk accidentally gave you
the wrong aromatherapy candles.
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Here you go!
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-You validate parking?
-Of course, sir.
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That's what I'm talking about!
We get ours!
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That's my crib.
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It ain 't much, but it's all I got.
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If you elect me governor....
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That's my pops, Bill Gluckman.
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He getting his campaign on.
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I got mad love for the man,
but he 's old-school.
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He needs to bring his word to the street.
That's where I come in.
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You see, friends...
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California is my family.
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And speaking of family,
I want to introduce my wife, Bess.
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And my daughter, little Brenda.
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-Where's your son Brad?
-Yes, sir, where is he?
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Thank you for your questions.
Unfortunately, we are out of time for today.
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Yo, what's up, y'all?
This is B-Rad G, kicking it from 'Bu.
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Represizzent!
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Hi, Pops, it's me! B-Rad!
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Hi, Brad.
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Show's over! That's it. Show's over!
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See that?
I know how to get the party started!
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And I know my pop was loving it.
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It's a disaster!
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The Times and the Chronicle
will run it as a big joke.
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-Thank God!
-How did this happen?
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I have no idea.
I didn't even know he was in town!
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We can't keep tabs on this kid?
Can anybody tell me where he is?
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That was off the hinges!
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I just got you another million votes
right there!
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What you doing here, son?
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I knew I had to show up
in order for you to blow up!
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So I called up Captain Tony,
he fired up the Lear jizzy...
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and boo-yah! I'm in the hizzy.
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I'll be on the campaign trizzy too. 24/7.
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You know, kissing babies and whatnot.
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Pound it.
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Yeah, all good. Tom, you down, you gots....
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Okay, dude.
I'll let you all do your campaign thing.
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Oh, Bill....
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You need to shut this down.
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Tell your son that he cannot be
in your campaign, period.
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Wait a minute. I love his enthusiasm.
It's a little misguided, but....
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Isn't there something he can do
for the campaign where he can't hurt us?
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No.
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-Phones?
-No.
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Stuffing envelopes? Making signs?
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Signs.
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In Bill Gluckman's administration...
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women are going to have
better health care.
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Women are going to have better daycare!
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And women will have better jobs!
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In fact, after today,
my campaign has a new slogan:
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" Bill Gluckman is down with
the bitches and the ho's"?
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It was supposed to have read
"Women are first with Gluckman."
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No, no. That's old-school, Pops.
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You need to keep your pimp hand strong.
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So, Bradley....
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Yo, why you keep calling me that?
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Well, that's your name, isn't it?
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It's my slave name, all right?
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I told you like 50 times!
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Okay.
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B-Rad.
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What's up?
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What are your goals, B-Rad?
What do you want out of life?
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To be the biggest rapper there ever was.
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You see, doc, I got something to say...
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and I need the world to hear it.
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I'm a "lyrisologist."
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I can rap about anything.
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See? I'm the shiznit! I'll buy y'all cars.
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I see.
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When did you first start feeling
like you were this...
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shiznit?
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Dang, way back in the day.
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I had these beats in my head
since I was a little shorty.
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From then on in, it was hip-hop 24/7.
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As I was growing up, my parents
and me couldn 't communicate.
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They were always on different channels.
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Finish those vegetables, Bradley.
They smell good.
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You won 't be excused until you do.
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Forget y'all!
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That's it, mister--
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What I ' m sensing, Brad...
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is that...
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your parents weren ' t always
there for you.
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-No.
-That's ridiculous.
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What about your bar mitzvah?
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What's the theme of your bar mitzvah?
Star Wars? Baseball? Superheroes?
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-It's O.P.P., bitch!
-What?
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Bess.
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I think you want to share.
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B-Rad, you're a wonderful son.
It's just that....
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Well....
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Bess, let's not beat around the bush.
Brad...
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your behavior has become
an embarrassment to the family.
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Don't be hating.
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And I can't have you
on the campaign anymore.
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What? That's how it is?
You done it now!
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Y'all opened up big a can of tough love!
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-What can we do, doctor?
-I don't know.
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This is the most advanced case
of "gangsta-phrenia" I've ever seen.
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Three colors for our country.
Where's the red?
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Bill! Hey, Bill.
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-How'd it go with Dr. Feldman?
-Great.
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If he sees Brad five times a week
for the next three or four years...
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we should see some real improvement.
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But, sir, the election is eight weeks away.
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-Right, good point.
-It's okay.
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We've been brainstorming
some different approaches...
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-...and we might have something solid.
-Well, I'm all ears.
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-Go!
-Okay, sir.
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Brad acts ghetto, right?
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But he's never been east
of Beverly Hills.
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But what if we give him
a little dose of reality?
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Let him get a firsthand look
at the ghetto.
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-You mean have Brad actually go there?
-Exactly.
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-Well, now, that sounds dangerous.
-No! Perfectly safe.
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-How's it work?
-We hire actors to play gangstas.
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Right. They will carjack Brad
and take him on a tour around the 'hood.
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Give him a taste of what
the thug life is really like.
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-lt might just scare the black out of him.
-Excuse me?
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Hey, don't you have something to do?
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Enough of the P.C.
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Fact is, unless we do something now,
Brad is going to cost us this election.
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Who would play the gangsters?
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Remember the anti-crime spot
we shot a month ago?
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-We've got that queued up.
-Yes, we do. Over here, please.
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For too long, street violence
has torn Californians apart.
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Bill Gluckman wants
to put our divisions behind us.
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Hey, instead of thinking
about what set you're from...
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or what crew you 're rolling with...
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why don 't you both be brothers?
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What do you say?
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Your hair looks great.
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I ain't never thought of it like that.
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Shake hands.
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You see?
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California is my family.
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If we all work together as a family,
there's no telling how high we can go.
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See, that's beautiful.
These are the guys we're talking about.
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All right, let me get this straight.
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You want us to scare this kid
into acting like a little white boy again?
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If you don't think you can handle it--
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Of course we can handle it.
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-I'm from Juilliard, for chrissake.
-I'm from the Pasadena Playhouse.
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Good.
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I have some background information
on our dear boy Brad.
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Materials.
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Mali-bootay?
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Yes, he considers himself
a rapper of sorts.
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-Frigging A.
-The story is your basic kidnapping.
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By kidnapping, you mean
we hold him for ransom?
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Good question.
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Right.
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Now, when you see him start to get ghetto
and do his whole black thing-- Yes, that.
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I want it to piss you off.
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Tour him around the 'hood,
around the ghetto, if you will...
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-...and show him what it's really like.
-ln the ghetto?
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Pays 1 5 grand apiece, son.
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-We're in.
-Good.
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-Now, on the flip side....
-Flip it.
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If you two screw up and a single hair
is touched on Brad's overprivileged head...
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I will see to it personally
that you two do some serious time.
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-Are we clear?
-Oh, we are Cristal.
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I like that.
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Mr. Gibbons.
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What about the money?
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We have 5 up front...
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and 25 when you return him to us...
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white.
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As the driven snow.
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-Pleasure doing business, gentlemen.
-Let me get that for you, sir.
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I'll call you. Or better yet, I'll holler.
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-We'll holler back!
-Holler back, player.
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Thank you. All right.
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Congratulations, buddy!
We just booked another gig!
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Not so fast, this is dangerous stuff.
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-This is the ghetto. We could get shot!
-Come on, man.
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We can handle ourselves. Right?
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This will be the ultimate acting challenge.
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-You know what really chaps my ass?
-What?
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After all of our years
of training and studying...
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they continue to give us parts
that are gangbangers.
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Just once I'd like to play someone
who speaks with proper grammar...
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and doesn't wear those Timberlands
with the laces undone, it's so sloppy.
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It beats getting dunked on
by Bill Gluckman!
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Do we even know anybody
that lives in the ghetto?
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My cousin.
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Shondra.
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That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
I got better things to do with my time.
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Like what? Work at Wiener On A Bun?
Come on!
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Really, you're always talking about
improving yourself.
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-Here's your chance!
-I am improving myself, fool!
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I broke up with no-good, gangbanging Tec,
I'm going to beauty school...
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and then I'm gonna hook up
my own salon.
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How about hooking a brother up
with a Pepsi and fries?
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Shut up, stupid.
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-PJ.
-What?
P J
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You need to do this.
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You need to walk away
from this minimum-wage crap...
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take these earnings
and start that beauty parlor.
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-What you paying?
-Business. We're in business.
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-A grand.
-We're paying a grand.
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-Make it trey and we on.
-Three thousand dollars?!
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Or you can kiss my ass.
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-Deal.
-Hey, hey.
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Deal. Now what about those fries?
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Thank you.
244
00:15:53,074 --> 00:15:55,368
-Hey, Gladys?
-Yeah, baby?
245
00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:58,788
You ever feel like you don't belong?
246
00:15:58,997 --> 00:16:00,373
All the time.
247
00:16:00,498 --> 00:16:04,460
Most folk only feel comfortable
around folk that's the same as them.
248
00:16:04,794 --> 00:16:06,880
They get around folk that's different...
249
00:16:07,088 --> 00:16:11,759
get all scared and angry,
want to keep them down.
250
00:16:12,969 --> 00:16:15,096
What do you do about it?
251
00:16:15,263 --> 00:16:19,267
Nothing to do but keep it real
and be proud of who you are.
252
00:16:20,685 --> 00:16:22,478
Gladys?
253
00:16:23,563 --> 00:16:26,274
When they gonna leave our people alone?
254
00:16:26,399 --> 00:16:28,693
I don't know, baby.
255
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:31,487
I just don't know.
256
00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:34,490
Now eat your greens before they get cold.
257
00:16:36,659 --> 00:16:40,371
"Whack: Weak, of poor quality.
258
00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:42,665
Bad. Whack."
259
00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:46,794
Your alma mater is whack.
260
00:16:48,796 --> 00:16:52,383
"Dis: To disrespect, to embarrass."
261
00:16:55,178 --> 00:16:58,181
-Bring it on, baby.
-We are strapped now, brother!
262
00:16:58,264 --> 00:17:00,266
Set these bad boys down.
263
00:17:00,767 --> 00:17:02,685
This is exactly what we ordered?
264
00:17:02,769 --> 00:17:06,773
Yeah, man. They got the Glocks,
the Tec-9s, the Uzis.
265
00:17:06,981 --> 00:17:09,567
-Freeze, sucker!
-That's convincing, brother!
266
00:17:09,776 --> 00:17:11,069
Look, they're fake.
267
00:17:11,486 --> 00:17:14,280
What the hell is that?
What's going on with your hair?
268
00:17:14,489 --> 00:17:16,366
Yeah, check it out, man, my hair.
269
00:17:16,574 --> 00:17:19,994
-Shondra just did it for me.
-Yeah, I see that.
270
00:17:20,078 --> 00:17:21,996
-You hate it.
-No, I don't hate it.
271
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:25,667
I thought my character
was gonna have the cornrows.
272
00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:28,378
-That's all.
-Okay, I see what it is.
273
00:17:28,586 --> 00:17:31,965
You're just jealous
because you didn't think of it first.
274
00:17:32,090 --> 00:17:35,760
Frigging A, I'm not jealous, all right.
I'm an actor and I would've....
275
00:17:35,885 --> 00:17:38,096
You're frigging whack...
276
00:17:38,263 --> 00:17:39,681
and don't dis me!
277
00:17:43,393 --> 00:17:46,563
-Got the gangster gear, my dog.
-Okay, cool.
278
00:17:55,196 --> 00:17:57,282
-What is so funny?
-The wig!
279
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,370
I didn't know it was Halloween!
280
00:18:02,579 --> 00:18:06,082
While you're out,
could you bring me back some candy?
281
00:18:08,793 --> 00:18:09,878
Whatever, dude!
282
00:18:10,086 --> 00:18:12,881
Give me your ride, punk,
or I will dust your ass.
283
00:18:13,965 --> 00:18:17,260
-Nope. Not convincing.
-Damn it!
284
00:18:17,468 --> 00:18:19,470
Find your core character, Sean.
285
00:18:19,679 --> 00:18:22,265
You are an oppressed black man...
286
00:18:22,390 --> 00:18:25,393
-...from the ghetto.
-I'm having trouble finding this one.
287
00:18:26,769 --> 00:18:29,480
-Think Tupac.
-All right. Let me try it again.
288
00:18:29,689 --> 00:18:31,399
I see it. Action!
289
00:18:31,566 --> 00:18:34,194
Give me your ride, punk,
or I will dust your ass!
290
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,779
Add a "bitch" and I think you got it!
291
00:18:36,988 --> 00:18:40,200
Give me your ride, punk, or
I will dust your ass, bitch!
292
00:18:40,366 --> 00:18:42,577
-Bitch! Click it!
-Bitch!
293
00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:45,288
-Turn around and do it again!
-Bitch!
294
00:19:16,569 --> 00:19:19,197
-Domi-ho's!
-Boo-yah!
295
00:19:19,364 --> 00:19:22,200
I'll take my money and I'm gonna--
296
00:19:22,659 --> 00:19:25,161
Yo, fool! What, nucka, what?
297
00:19:26,871 --> 00:19:27,872
Damn!
298
00:20:08,079 --> 00:20:10,373
-Play that.
-Yeah, girl.
299
00:20:10,582 --> 00:20:12,000
Word.
300
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:17,463
-Can I help you?
-Coffee.
301
00:20:18,298 --> 00:20:19,591
Black.
302
00:20:20,466 --> 00:20:24,470
Hey, yo, Krista the Barista,
put it on my account...
303
00:20:24,679 --> 00:20:28,975
and throw in a white chip
macadizzamia nizzut cookie too.
304
00:20:30,476 --> 00:20:31,895
Cool, playa.
305
00:20:32,687 --> 00:20:35,398
-What's your name?
-B-Rad.
306
00:20:35,481 --> 00:20:37,192
I'm Shondra.
307
00:20:37,692 --> 00:20:40,278
I ain't seen you around here before.
308
00:20:40,486 --> 00:20:42,488
Where you reside?
309
00:20:42,697 --> 00:20:44,866
Compton. You?
310
00:20:45,074 --> 00:20:47,160
-The streets.
-Which streets?
311
00:20:47,785 --> 00:20:49,579
Malibu.
312
00:20:49,787 --> 00:20:54,459
Right. I guess it's pretty hardcore
up in here.
313
00:20:55,668 --> 00:20:57,670
Represent!
314
00:20:59,589 --> 00:21:02,300
Was that you dropping rhymes
when I came in here?
315
00:21:02,383 --> 00:21:05,970
You heard me?
Hell, yeah. I'm a rhymer on time.
316
00:21:06,095 --> 00:21:07,889
Peep my stilo.
317
00:21:08,598 --> 00:21:10,391
Let me find out.
318
00:21:10,892 --> 00:21:12,685
Mali-bootay?
319
00:21:13,061 --> 00:21:15,772
Looks phat. What label you at?
320
00:21:15,980 --> 00:21:18,274
Right now it's just a demo.
321
00:21:18,483 --> 00:21:21,861
I sent it to Dre,
but he ain't got back to me yet.
322
00:21:22,570 --> 00:21:26,991
That sound like Dre-Dre.
I'll holla at him about it, all right, boo?
323
00:21:27,867 --> 00:21:29,285
All right.
324
00:21:31,496 --> 00:21:33,081
Hold up!
325
00:21:33,873 --> 00:21:35,291
You know Dre?
326
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:39,087
Hell, yeah, I know Dre.
I see him at the meet every Sunday.
327
00:21:39,295 --> 00:21:41,297
-For rizzeal?
-For rizzeal.
328
00:21:41,464 --> 00:21:43,675
Yo, holla at him for me.
329
00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:46,886
I don't know.
You know, he kind of private.
330
00:21:47,095 --> 00:21:48,471
Please?
331
00:21:49,389 --> 00:21:52,684
You do got it going on
a little something-something, though.
332
00:21:52,892 --> 00:21:55,478
I was on my way to go see him.
You wanna roll with me?
333
00:21:55,687 --> 00:21:58,898
-Right now?
-I'm just trying to help a brother out.
334
00:21:59,065 --> 00:22:01,484
-Let's bounce.
-All right.
335
00:22:03,194 --> 00:22:06,573
I gotta use the ladies' room, so just wait,
all right, pimp juice?
336
00:22:12,787 --> 00:22:13,872
Hello?
337
00:22:14,581 --> 00:22:16,583
It's on. Beach boy's on the move.
338
00:22:25,675 --> 00:22:29,095
-So, what you rap about, anyway?
-I can rap about anything.
339
00:22:29,262 --> 00:22:30,972
-For real?
-Yeah.
340
00:22:31,181 --> 00:22:32,891
Let me kick it freestyle for you.
341
00:22:39,564 --> 00:22:42,567
See, that's a million-dollar song
right there.
342
00:22:44,068 --> 00:22:46,988
-So how'd you get to be so down?
-Shoot, girl.
343
00:22:47,197 --> 00:22:50,283
I been down with the brizzown all my life.
344
00:22:50,492 --> 00:22:54,078
And I must say, of all the mommies
that I been with...
345
00:22:55,079 --> 00:22:56,664
you the finest.
346
00:22:57,290 --> 00:22:58,875
I'm sure.
347
00:23:02,462 --> 00:23:03,880
You got a man?
348
00:23:03,963 --> 00:23:06,382
I did, but I just got rid of his trifling ass.
349
00:23:06,591 --> 00:23:09,260
I ain't nobody's gangsta hoochie,
I'm a entrepreneur.
350
00:23:09,469 --> 00:23:10,678
Word up!
351
00:23:10,887 --> 00:23:14,891
One day I'm gonna have me a chain
of beauty salons, all up in the 9021 0.
352
00:23:15,266 --> 00:23:19,562
I'll make mad money turning all
those little rich hoochies ghetto fabulous.
353
00:23:19,687 --> 00:23:22,690
Damn! You fine and smart too?
354
00:23:22,982 --> 00:23:25,193
You gonna blow up huge, no doubt.
355
00:23:26,486 --> 00:23:28,696
-Thank you.
-Oh, for real.
356
00:23:28,863 --> 00:23:32,575
You like a cross between
Martha Stewart and Oprah.
357
00:23:33,785 --> 00:23:36,663
-I'm gonna call you Mothra.
-What?
358
00:23:36,871 --> 00:23:38,289
Mothra.
359
00:23:38,790 --> 00:23:40,500
Take this exit!
360
00:23:52,470 --> 00:23:53,596
Break yourself, fool!
361
00:23:53,763 --> 00:23:56,182
Give me your ride
or I'll dust your ass, bitch!
362
00:23:56,391 --> 00:23:58,476
-What?
-You fitting to get jacked, fool!
363
00:23:58,685 --> 00:24:00,270
-Shondra?
-Shut up, fool.
364
00:24:00,770 --> 00:24:02,564
-ls this a come-up?
-It's a stickup.
365
00:24:02,772 --> 00:24:06,693
-I think I'm gonna throw up.
-Get in the back seat, fool!
366
00:24:06,860 --> 00:24:09,362
-We ain't going to Dre's?
-Fool, this a kidnapping!
367
00:24:09,571 --> 00:24:10,572
Get your ass in.
368
00:24:10,780 --> 00:24:13,074
Dre? What the hell he talking about?
369
00:24:13,199 --> 00:24:14,993
Yo, punch it, fool! Punch it!
370
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,870
-Kidnapped?
-Yeah, fool.
371
00:24:17,078 --> 00:24:19,664
We got your rich Gluckman ass now, punk.
372
00:24:19,873 --> 00:24:22,083
-How y'all know me?
-We seen you.
373
00:24:22,292 --> 00:24:25,086
We seen your white behind on the TV.
374
00:24:25,295 --> 00:24:27,088
B-Rad. Yeah.
375
00:24:27,297 --> 00:24:30,466
Your pop's gonna pay,
or you gonna pay!
376
00:24:31,676 --> 00:24:34,971
Punch it, fool. We got us a white boy now.
377
00:24:35,763 --> 00:24:39,559
-How much you think we can get?
-It's all about the Benjamins.
378
00:24:41,186 --> 00:24:43,980
-Don't you talk about my mama.
-I'll talk all I want.
379
00:24:44,189 --> 00:24:46,566
Hell, no! Your mama so fat...
380
00:24:46,774 --> 00:24:49,068
she got every caterer on speed dial!
381
00:24:49,194 --> 00:24:50,486
What?
382
00:24:50,570 --> 00:24:54,991
Your mama's so fat she uses Mexico,
the whole country, as her tanning bed.
383
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:58,995
Your mama so ugly
Jose Eber won't even do her hair.
384
00:24:59,162 --> 00:25:03,082
Yeah, your mama's so ugly
she's only been married once!
385
00:25:03,291 --> 00:25:07,795
Your mama's so poor
for Halloween her trick was the treat!
386
00:25:07,879 --> 00:25:10,590
Your mama's so poor
that your tits are real!
387
00:25:10,798 --> 00:25:12,967
-Oh, no!
-Yes!
388
00:25:17,263 --> 00:25:20,099
I'm going, I'm going.
I gotta wait for the lady.
389
00:25:20,266 --> 00:25:22,685
Come on, punk! Get in the house, fool!
390
00:25:22,769 --> 00:25:25,563
-Dang, why you doing this to a brother?
-What?
391
00:25:25,772 --> 00:25:27,565
-Did he just say "brother"?
-No!
392
00:25:27,690 --> 00:25:30,985
-Whose brother?
-Yours, y'all! I'm down.
393
00:25:32,070 --> 00:25:34,697
-Damn! Damn!
-You done did it now.
394
00:25:34,864 --> 00:25:37,659
You ain't black.
And you can never be black!
395
00:25:37,784 --> 00:25:42,372
And your perpetrating ass
is taking the only thing that I got left.
396
00:25:42,580 --> 00:25:44,290
-My culture!
-Yeah, fool!
397
00:25:44,499 --> 00:25:47,794
What make you think you know
what goes down up in the 'hood?
398
00:25:47,961 --> 00:25:49,879
-BET.
-What?
BET
399
00:25:50,380 --> 00:25:53,091
You think this a joke, wigga?
You think this a joke?
400
00:25:53,174 --> 00:25:55,969
-I'm sorry, y'all. Don't be hating.
-This ain't a game!
401
00:25:56,177 --> 00:25:58,888
You a long way from the beach now, punk!
402
00:25:59,097 --> 00:26:03,685
We in South Central! It's the 'hood.
It's the ghetto, the projects!
403
00:26:03,768 --> 00:26:07,564
We run hardcore up in here.
People get killed here every day!
404
00:26:09,691 --> 00:26:13,194
Hey, Shondra, can you come by later?
Princess just had puppies.
405
00:26:13,278 --> 00:26:15,989
Okay, Sandy. Bye.
406
00:26:19,367 --> 00:26:22,162
-Pit bull puppies, fool!
-And they mean too.
407
00:26:22,370 --> 00:26:23,788
-Don't look at me!
-Come on!
408
00:26:23,872 --> 00:26:27,083
-Get your narrow bootie up in there.
-Get him up in there!
409
00:26:27,292 --> 00:26:30,378
-Fool, put your hands behind your back.
-Behind the back.
410
00:26:30,587 --> 00:26:32,297
You know what I'm about to do now?
411
00:26:32,463 --> 00:26:34,883
-I'm about to call your daddy.
-Call your daddy.
412
00:26:34,966 --> 00:26:40,597
You better hope your daddy home too.
If he ain't, you gonna be one dusted trick!
413
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,600
Now get your ass on the bed, whitey!
414
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,983
-Did you buy my rage?
-No. You're indicating.
415
00:26:52,192 --> 00:26:54,277
-lndicating?
-Yes, indicating.
416
00:26:54,485 --> 00:26:57,697
Excuse me?
I have never indicated in my life.
417
00:26:57,864 --> 00:27:00,366
Would you two fools just shut the hell up?
418
00:27:00,492 --> 00:27:02,160
She's right. Shut up.
419
00:27:02,869 --> 00:27:05,163
Thank you, Shondra. Whatever!
420
00:27:05,663 --> 00:27:07,790
All right, put this down. You're on.
421
00:27:07,999 --> 00:27:10,668
-Go, girlfriend. Do your thing.
-Give me this.
422
00:27:12,170 --> 00:27:14,088
Hey, Shondra.
423
00:27:14,172 --> 00:27:15,882
If you have to...
424
00:27:16,966 --> 00:27:18,885
show a little ass.
425
00:27:19,093 --> 00:27:20,470
Shut up.
426
00:27:26,893 --> 00:27:29,187
-You all right in here?
-Oh, yeah.
427
00:27:29,395 --> 00:27:34,484
I just been kidnapped, carjacked
and hands tied behind my back.
428
00:27:34,692 --> 00:27:36,986
But other than that, it's all good.
429
00:27:37,862 --> 00:27:41,282
Look, I'm sorry about all that.
That wasn't really my idea.
430
00:27:45,161 --> 00:27:47,080
I thought you liked me.
431
00:27:48,289 --> 00:27:51,876
-I do!
-Then how come you set me up?
432
00:27:53,378 --> 00:27:57,382
I had to. They threatened to kill me
if I didn't play along.
433
00:27:58,383 --> 00:28:00,093
-For real?
-Yeah.
434
00:28:00,260 --> 00:28:03,888
-They straight-up killers out there!
-For real?
435
00:28:04,597 --> 00:28:07,684
Let me school you on something.
Help us both stay alive.
436
00:28:07,892 --> 00:28:10,478
-Okay.
-The one thing they hate...
437
00:28:10,687 --> 00:28:14,274
more than anything
that really makes them crazy...
438
00:28:14,983 --> 00:28:18,278
-...is posers.
-Me too, girl. I feel you.
439
00:28:18,987 --> 00:28:22,490
-I'm talking about you.
-Me? I ain't a poser. Shoot.
440
00:28:22,699 --> 00:28:26,661
-I got a Ph.D., a Poser-Hater Degree.
-Come on, quit fronting.
441
00:28:26,995 --> 00:28:28,371
I ain't fronting.
442
00:28:28,496 --> 00:28:32,876
-This is my sizzal. For rizzal, my nizzal.
-Stop it!
443
00:28:33,084 --> 00:28:36,171
You stop it right now
and you listen to me.
444
00:28:36,379 --> 00:28:39,465
If you just be yourself,
a nice little white boy...
445
00:28:39,674 --> 00:28:43,261
-...I think I can convince them to let you go.
-But I'm being myself!
446
00:28:43,386 --> 00:28:45,763
I ams who I says I ams.
447
00:28:45,972 --> 00:28:49,559
Damn! Why won't anybody believe me?
448
00:28:54,272 --> 00:28:56,900
-Well?
-Maybe you should show him your ass.
449
00:29:02,071 --> 00:29:05,283
I thought that would have worked.
Weird.
450
00:29:05,867 --> 00:29:08,495
All right, what's next?
451
00:29:08,661 --> 00:29:10,580
-How about number three?
-Perfect.
452
00:29:10,788 --> 00:29:13,374
We're gonna take it
to an entirely different level.
453
00:29:13,583 --> 00:29:14,876
-I got it.
-What?
454
00:29:15,084 --> 00:29:19,589
I'm gonna walk in there and be crazy.
I'll be ghettofied, buckwild.
455
00:29:19,797 --> 00:29:23,259
You tell me, "Stick to the plan, man.
Stick to the plan." Got it?
456
00:29:23,968 --> 00:29:26,888
-Wake up, snowflake!
-Yeah!
457
00:29:27,096 --> 00:29:29,390
-We called your dad!
-What did he say?
458
00:29:29,474 --> 00:29:32,060
He said he'd think about it.
459
00:29:32,185 --> 00:29:34,395
He don't want your ass home right now.
460
00:29:34,562 --> 00:29:38,566
-I can't say that I blame him.
-Hell, no. Not the knife, dog!
461
00:29:39,567 --> 00:29:40,568
Now come on!
462
00:29:40,777 --> 00:29:43,279
-What you doing?
-Teach this white girl a lesson!
463
00:29:43,488 --> 00:29:45,990
Bloodbath, we said
we would stick to the plan!
464
00:29:46,199 --> 00:29:49,994
-Bloodbath, stick with the plan.
-Tree, the plan done changed!
465
00:29:50,078 --> 00:29:51,663
Wannabe say he down.
466
00:29:51,788 --> 00:29:54,999
I'm gonna show him just how
un-down he is!
467
00:29:55,166 --> 00:29:57,293
-I gotta cut him!
-No, you can't cut him!
468
00:29:57,460 --> 00:29:58,962
-I gotta.
-You don't gotta.
469
00:29:59,087 --> 00:30:00,380
We can't get our money!
470
00:30:00,588 --> 00:30:02,590
-I thought you said to cut him!
-No--
471
00:30:02,799 --> 00:30:05,260
-Okay, just the white meat.
-Move! Let me cut him!
472
00:30:05,468 --> 00:30:07,178
Don't kill him though, Bloodbath!
473
00:30:25,488 --> 00:30:27,699
All right, now, Malibu.
474
00:30:27,866 --> 00:30:32,871
I want you to go up in there.
You go get me six 40s of O.E.
475
00:30:33,079 --> 00:30:35,290
-And a fifth of Henny.
-Yeah.
476
00:30:35,498 --> 00:30:38,168
-Anything else, dog?
-No, playa, I'm cool.
477
00:30:38,293 --> 00:30:39,586
Right on. Right on.
478
00:30:39,794 --> 00:30:41,462
I'd like some Pringles.
479
00:30:41,963 --> 00:30:44,591
This ain't no picnic, bitch!
480
00:30:44,799 --> 00:30:49,179
I'm sorry. Y'all got some ducats?
Because since you stole my--
481
00:30:49,387 --> 00:30:50,388
Man!
482
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:54,475
You about to go up in there
and give them Koreans your ends?
483
00:30:54,684 --> 00:30:57,395
-Hell, no!
-You jack that shit, fool!
484
00:30:57,478 --> 00:31:01,983
And if the Asiatic give you any static,
hit the fool with this right here.
485
00:31:02,192 --> 00:31:04,194
-Look at the little busta.
-Little busta.
486
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,196
-Can't even swing a gat.
-Shoot.
487
00:31:06,279 --> 00:31:08,865
-Talking about "he down."
-But--
488
00:31:09,073 --> 00:31:11,576
-You use that or I'm gonna use it on you!
-Okay.
489
00:31:11,784 --> 00:31:13,495
And if you try to get away?
490
00:31:13,661 --> 00:31:16,998
I'm gonna let you taste a piece
of my blue steel. You feel me?
491
00:31:17,165 --> 00:31:18,291
Okay. All right.
492
00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:20,293
-Go on, get out!
-Okay.
493
00:31:20,668 --> 00:31:22,170
Go!
494
00:31:29,677 --> 00:31:31,387
Hey, white boy.
495
00:31:38,561 --> 00:31:43,399
-"This ain't no picnic, bitch"? Wow!
-Thank you. I loved the blue steel line.
496
00:31:43,566 --> 00:31:44,567
Convincing.
497
00:31:57,580 --> 00:32:00,959
-I really can't believe that!
-Those improv classes are paying off.
498
00:32:01,084 --> 00:32:06,089
When you said, "This is no picnic, bitch,"
I screamed on the inside like one.
499
00:32:06,172 --> 00:32:07,590
-For real?
-Yeah, I said:
500
00:32:15,390 --> 00:32:17,559
I'm thirsty, I gotta tell you.
501
00:32:17,767 --> 00:32:21,771
And, boy, do I love Olde English.
It really helps quench my thirst.
502
00:32:41,374 --> 00:32:43,293
Can I help you?
503
00:32:50,967 --> 00:32:56,097
No, I'm gonna help myself to this O.E.
and anything else I want up in here, bitch!
504
00:33:07,692 --> 00:33:09,569
Can I help you?
505
00:33:15,783 --> 00:33:19,787
-Y'all never been robbed?
-Sure. Last week was 54 time.
506
00:33:20,163 --> 00:33:22,999
But they were cool.
No gun to head, never scream.
507
00:33:23,082 --> 00:33:25,960
-You know, good people.
-Cool.
508
00:33:26,294 --> 00:33:30,798
So, dude,
how much did you pay the guy?
509
00:33:30,965 --> 00:33:32,383
What are you talking about?
510
00:33:32,592 --> 00:33:36,179
-When you set this thing up yesterday.
-I thought you set it up.
511
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,098
You mean--?
512
00:33:39,891 --> 00:33:42,185
Dude, the owner doesn't know
this is fake?
513
00:33:44,562 --> 00:33:46,981
$1 6.47.
514
00:33:50,860 --> 00:33:55,281
-Go in and save him! He could get shot!
-I'm not gonna go in there! You go in there!
515
00:33:55,365 --> 00:33:56,783
His frigging life
is at stake!
516
00:34:04,582 --> 00:34:06,167
My emergency stash!
517
00:34:06,668 --> 00:34:10,088
I'm glad you got cash, because
if you had tried to jack me, fool...
518
00:34:10,171 --> 00:34:13,174
I was gonna have
to lay you out with this!
519
00:34:13,383 --> 00:34:15,385
And with this.
520
00:34:16,469 --> 00:34:18,596
And with that.
521
00:34:22,267 --> 00:34:24,185
Keep the change.
522
00:34:24,394 --> 00:34:27,397
-Do me this one favor.
-You are the driver. I am the shooter!
523
00:34:27,564 --> 00:34:29,399
-I'm scared of Koreans!
-You--
524
00:34:29,566 --> 00:34:31,985
Thank you. Thank you very much!
Come again!
525
00:34:33,194 --> 00:34:35,989
What I'm about to do right now,
I know it sounds whack...
526
00:34:36,072 --> 00:34:39,576
but it's just a joke, okay?
So please don't shoot me?
527
00:34:41,995 --> 00:34:46,374
Yeah, that's right, fool! Next time
I'll bust a cap in your punk ass, bitch!
528
00:34:46,666 --> 00:34:50,295
Yeah, you lucky I don't burn you down!
Hell, yeah! Hell, yeah!
529
00:34:50,461 --> 00:34:53,173
-What the hell is wrong with you?
-You actually did it?
530
00:34:53,381 --> 00:34:57,677
Let's roll! Hell, yeah! He didn't do nothing!
He straight-up trick.
531
00:34:57,886 --> 00:35:02,682
What's up with this? If you jacked it,
how come you got a receipt?
532
00:35:04,475 --> 00:35:05,768
I stole that too.
533
00:35:07,896 --> 00:35:10,273
What's on tap for tomorrow?
534
00:35:10,481 --> 00:35:15,278
Well, we have the 1 1 :00 with Greenpeace,
then drinks later with the offshore oil lobby.
535
00:35:15,570 --> 00:35:20,783
-How's the Brad project going?
-Smooth. He's in South Central.
536
00:35:21,784 --> 00:35:26,581
-God, is he okay?
-Oh, he's in excellent hands.
537
00:35:27,290 --> 00:35:30,168
All right. I'm sick of playing
game with you, snowflake!
538
00:35:30,376 --> 00:35:35,089
I'm gonna give you five seconds to be real
or I'm gonna beat that ass to the curb!
539
00:35:35,173 --> 00:35:38,468
-What you mean be real?
-You know what I mean. Be white!
540
00:35:38,593 --> 00:35:40,094
-Five.
-Don't do it, Bloodbath!
5
541
00:35:40,178 --> 00:35:41,763
-Four.
-Don't do it, Bloodbath!
4
542
00:35:41,971 --> 00:35:43,181
-Three.
-He gonna do it!
3
543
00:35:43,389 --> 00:35:44,974
-Two.
-Kill him! Kill him!
2
544
00:35:45,183 --> 00:35:46,976
Okay, all right!
545
00:35:47,894 --> 00:35:50,897
Okay, fellas, look,
I'm really sorry, okay?
546
00:35:51,064 --> 00:35:55,568
I don't mean to offend you, you know.
I don't mean to front or act like a thug.
547
00:35:55,777 --> 00:35:57,195
I'm sorry.
548
00:36:05,662 --> 00:36:08,164
-You buying that?
-I don't know. I can't tell.
549
00:36:09,290 --> 00:36:10,291
Me neither.
550
00:36:11,376 --> 00:36:13,086
Let's give him the test.
551
00:36:16,297 --> 00:36:19,467
How you doing, white boy?
You cool?
552
00:36:19,676 --> 00:36:21,970
Great. Fine.
553
00:36:22,178 --> 00:36:24,097
Terrific popcorn.
554
00:36:41,865 --> 00:36:47,287
Run, bitch, run!
He gonna kill you!
555
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,668
I ain't lying. I ain't lying.
556
00:36:53,877 --> 00:36:57,380
Sorry, y'all, but this is who I am.
I'm just a rapper, straight up.
557
00:36:57,964 --> 00:37:01,885
-Wigga, please!
-No, for real. I can rap about anything.
558
00:37:02,093 --> 00:37:03,761
You think you got skills?
559
00:37:04,179 --> 00:37:06,973
-We gonna see about that.
-Oh, hell, yeah.
560
00:37:16,482 --> 00:37:18,485
Hey, man.
I had it up to here with you.
561
00:37:18,693 --> 00:37:21,488
You better check yourself
before you wreck yourself.
562
00:37:21,696 --> 00:37:23,865
-This ain't Malibu.
-Represent.
563
00:37:23,990 --> 00:37:27,577
Oh, yeah. We gonna see what you
represent now, fool. We at the club!
564
00:37:28,369 --> 00:37:31,873
Snoop, Dre, Cube, all them.
They came in through here.
565
00:37:31,998 --> 00:37:34,667
Got something to prove
to yourself? Do it in there.
566
00:37:35,460 --> 00:37:37,587
Get in there, fool!
Go on up in there!
567
00:37:39,964 --> 00:37:43,885
-Think this is gonna do it, dude.
-Oh, we're about to get paid!
568
00:38:07,367 --> 00:38:09,285
What's cracking?
569
00:38:10,161 --> 00:38:11,996
Hey, dog.
570
00:38:12,789 --> 00:38:17,669
-Yeah, how you feeling now, Malibu?
-Like I'm home.
571
00:38:17,794 --> 00:38:21,381
Get your ass in there then, fool.
Go!
572
00:38:31,099 --> 00:38:33,768
Come on.
Let me get through here, man.
573
00:38:35,270 --> 00:38:37,272
-Yo.
-Man, I told you I didn't have--
574
00:38:39,274 --> 00:38:40,275
What's happening?
575
00:38:40,567 --> 00:38:43,486
Look, our homey--
You wanna get a young Dre next, man?
576
00:38:43,570 --> 00:38:45,864
Hell, no.
You hear what he's saying?
577
00:38:46,072 --> 00:38:48,992
Meet my boy, Ben Franklin.
578
00:38:50,493 --> 00:38:53,872
-What's his name?
-B-Rad from Malibu, player.
579
00:38:55,290 --> 00:38:57,458
B-Rad from Mal--?
You trying to get me shot?
580
00:38:57,792 --> 00:39:01,087
Hey, you met Ben Franklin's
twin brother?
581
00:39:04,591 --> 00:39:06,384
Cutter, playa.
582
00:39:06,593 --> 00:39:11,472
We're gonna bring him up. Go back and play
with each other. Come back in five minutes.
583
00:39:11,973 --> 00:39:15,560
-Playa....
-Y'all got some Will Smith back there?
584
00:39:15,685 --> 00:39:16,978
Get jiggy with it!
585
00:39:20,398 --> 00:39:22,400
Hey, miss. Where you been?
586
00:39:24,819 --> 00:39:26,321
Oh, Shondra!
Shondra!
587
00:39:27,614 --> 00:39:30,033
-I been busy, Tec.
-You been getting busy?
588
00:39:31,326 --> 00:39:32,619
None of your damn business.
589
00:39:32,827 --> 00:39:36,331
Okay, okay, I'm cool. I understand.
Just tell me who it is.
590
00:39:36,623 --> 00:39:39,626
All you need to know
is that it ain't your black ass.
591
00:39:39,834 --> 00:39:42,295
See, this that shit.
Think you're better than me.
592
00:39:42,712 --> 00:39:45,798
All you is is a chickenhead
and that's all you ever gonna be.
593
00:39:46,925 --> 00:39:49,511
Hey, girl. What's up?
594
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:53,097
-You all right?
-I'm fine, but you the finest!
595
00:39:53,223 --> 00:39:56,809
She the truth too, dude. I'm telling you,
once Mothra gets set up, boy....
once Mothra gets set up, boy....
596
00:39:57,310 --> 00:40:00,730
-You hitting this?
-No. Now let me go!
-You hitting this?
597
00:40:00,897 --> 00:40:05,902
Hey, dude, didn't your mama ever tell you
how to treat a lady? That's not nice.
598
00:40:06,110 --> 00:40:07,403
Oh, so you know my moms?
599
00:40:07,529 --> 00:40:10,907
No, but she wouldn't appreciate you
grabbing a woman like that.
600
00:40:11,115 --> 00:40:12,408
What would your mom prefer?
601
00:40:12,617 --> 00:40:15,036
You know, just talk to them
and be nice to them.
602
00:40:15,203 --> 00:40:16,704
Know what my mom would do?
603
00:40:16,913 --> 00:40:19,833
My mom would tell you to
mind your own damn business!
604
00:40:19,916 --> 00:40:21,209
Don't!
605
00:40:21,334 --> 00:40:24,128
-Don't be hating.
-Tec, don't! Stop it!
606
00:40:29,926 --> 00:40:32,804
Y'all gonna be real sorry,
the both of you.
607
00:40:36,516 --> 00:40:39,435
-You all right?
-Yeah, I'm okay.
608
00:40:39,602 --> 00:40:43,106
-Who was that?
-Old history.
609
00:40:44,232 --> 00:40:46,025
You know what?
Come on.
610
00:40:46,401 --> 00:40:47,527
He strong.
611
00:40:52,615 --> 00:40:54,701
-Excuse me.
-Where we going?
612
00:40:54,909 --> 00:40:57,829
Just shut up.
Move, please?
613
00:40:57,996 --> 00:40:59,622
You gotta get out of here.
614
00:40:59,831 --> 00:41:02,917
-You letting me go?
-I'm not having your blood on my hands.
615
00:41:03,126 --> 00:41:05,128
It's the red Honda by the door.
Just go.
616
00:41:05,295 --> 00:41:08,923
All the way from Malibu, B-Rad.
Give it up for B-Rad.
617
00:41:09,132 --> 00:41:11,801
Straight out of Malibu.
B-Rad, come on up. B-Rad.
618
00:41:12,010 --> 00:41:15,013
-Go!
-I can't.
619
00:41:15,221 --> 00:41:16,931
-Why?
-Shondra...
620
00:41:17,098 --> 00:41:20,018
...anybody can rap
at the Malibu County Fair.
621
00:41:20,226 --> 00:41:24,230
This is my chance, my one shot.
I gotta prove myself.
622
00:41:30,820 --> 00:41:33,406
This is gonna be
like an episode of Oz.
623
00:41:34,532 --> 00:41:36,409
Yeah, excuse me.
624
00:41:36,618 --> 00:41:40,413
Yeah, I'm just gonna go on stage,
do my rhyme thing.
625
00:41:42,624 --> 00:41:45,418
They kind of pack them
in tight here.
626
00:41:45,627 --> 00:41:48,713
-Get up there. Do your thing.
-Yeah, get up there, fool!
627
00:41:48,922 --> 00:41:50,507
Oh, hell, no!
No, hell, no.
628
00:41:51,299 --> 00:41:53,801
Him? No! Hell, no.
629
00:41:54,636 --> 00:41:57,805
-Do you all have a locker?
-Man, come on. You a rapper?
630
00:41:58,014 --> 00:41:58,932
Yeah, straight up.
631
00:41:59,307 --> 00:42:01,726
I didn't know Dairy Queen
had a rap label.
632
00:42:01,809 --> 00:42:05,021
Hey, I may be white,
but my rhymes is tight.
633
00:42:06,022 --> 00:42:08,525
-I'm down, y'all.
-No, you ain't down, homey.
634
00:42:08,733 --> 00:42:11,528
I ain't battling no bitch, homey,
first of all.
635
00:42:12,612 --> 00:42:14,322
I know you heard that!
636
00:42:16,032 --> 00:42:18,618
Yo, Felli!
Can I serve this fool right quick?
637
00:42:18,827 --> 00:42:21,621
Hey, man. Serve him, dog.
638
00:42:21,913 --> 00:42:24,707
Hey, y'all give it up
for my man Hi-C.
639
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:29,128
Let's set it off. What's it gonna be, Saltine?
Heads or tail?
640
00:42:29,629 --> 00:42:31,631
Tiz-ziz-ails!
641
00:42:36,427 --> 00:42:38,721
Tails. I like tails, please.
642
00:42:39,806 --> 00:42:41,933
What's it gonna be?
First or second?
643
00:42:42,016 --> 00:42:44,227
Hey, ladies first.
644
00:42:47,605 --> 00:42:50,024
No. Y'all cut it out.
Serve him, Hi-C.
645
00:42:51,109 --> 00:42:53,820
Man, check this out.
I got something for his ass.
646
00:42:54,028 --> 00:42:56,823
Do this for me, let me hear--
Yeah, say:
647
00:43:29,022 --> 00:43:33,318
Y'all give it up for Hi-C!
Hi-C in the house!
648
00:43:33,735 --> 00:43:37,030
Big Steel serving, baby,
serving heavy his style.
649
00:43:43,036 --> 00:43:45,413
Man, I ain't gonna
battle this little punk.
650
00:43:46,414 --> 00:43:47,707
Let's see what you got.
651
00:43:56,424 --> 00:43:59,719
When I say, "Mali," you say, "'Bu."
Mali--
652
00:44:03,598 --> 00:44:05,725
Okay, feeling the love.
653
00:44:10,021 --> 00:44:11,523
Here we go, dog!
654
00:44:12,315 --> 00:44:15,527
One, two, three, four, flow!
655
00:45:04,409 --> 00:45:05,910
I'm sorry.
656
00:45:19,632 --> 00:45:23,303
It's Black History Month.
You out your rabbit-ass mind?
657
00:45:23,928 --> 00:45:27,599
What is this?
Is this some sort of rap initiation?
658
00:45:27,807 --> 00:45:29,934
This is not how they
do it on American Idol.
659
00:45:39,319 --> 00:45:40,820
Come on.
660
00:45:44,616 --> 00:45:46,326
Don't be hating.
661
00:45:49,704 --> 00:45:53,500
Yo, all y'all rappers out there!
My name is Brad Gluckman...
662
00:45:53,708 --> 00:45:56,503
...and when I'm on the mic,
you can really say I suck, man!
663
00:45:56,711 --> 00:45:59,506
Look, y'all. Y'all had
y'all laugh. Just chill out.
664
00:45:59,631 --> 00:46:02,217
Yeah, because B-Rad G's
about to get ill.
665
00:46:02,425 --> 00:46:07,096
Yo, I ain't laughed that hard
in a long, long time. For real.
666
00:46:07,722 --> 00:46:11,226
Hey, yo, player. Your pops called,
and you know what he said?
667
00:46:11,309 --> 00:46:12,435
He ain't paying.
668
00:46:12,602 --> 00:46:15,396
He just wants you to stay
in the 'hood with the brothers.
669
00:46:15,605 --> 00:46:18,233
You know, since you so
down and all.
670
00:46:18,399 --> 00:46:20,735
I guess we gonna have
to smoke your punk ass.
671
00:46:20,902 --> 00:46:23,029
What you think about that?
672
00:46:24,614 --> 00:46:26,908
I don't care no more.
673
00:46:27,325 --> 00:46:29,702
I got nothing to live for.
674
00:46:30,495 --> 00:46:32,705
Go ahead, smoke me.
675
00:46:39,128 --> 00:46:40,296
Dude.
676
00:46:40,505 --> 00:46:42,507
You believe what they
putting on-stage?
677
00:46:42,715 --> 00:46:45,802
That's right. You getting played, homey.
Straight out, dog.
678
00:46:46,135 --> 00:46:49,097
-Excuse me?
-I said you getting played, dog.
679
00:46:49,597 --> 00:46:53,601
Little white boy up there hitting your lady.
She digging it, loving what's going on.
680
00:46:54,018 --> 00:46:57,730
You know what I was kind of thinking
to myself? Maybe I'd go next.
681
00:46:57,897 --> 00:47:00,733
-You want next?
-Let a homeboy get some action, you know?
682
00:47:04,821 --> 00:47:06,698
Hey, homes! What's up?
683
00:47:06,823 --> 00:47:08,908
-Not here, Tec.
-What you wanna do?
684
00:47:09,117 --> 00:47:11,828
I wanna bag me a white boy,
that's what I wanna do.
685
00:47:20,003 --> 00:47:22,714
Hey, you okay?
686
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,802
You know,
it's not as bad as it seems.
687
00:47:28,219 --> 00:47:32,515
It's worse. Everybody's right.
My rhymes is weak.
688
00:47:32,724 --> 00:47:34,434
You just need a little work.
689
00:47:34,726 --> 00:47:37,729
I should've run when you
gave me the chance.
690
00:47:37,896 --> 00:47:42,901
No, you were right. I respect you
for getting up there. You got mad heart.
691
00:47:43,109 --> 00:47:47,405
But you heard them laughing.
I ain't nothing but a busta.
692
00:47:47,530 --> 00:47:49,908
They just don't understand you.
693
00:47:50,116 --> 00:47:54,621
None of them know how
hardcore it is up in Malibu.
694
00:47:55,622 --> 00:47:58,124
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
695
00:47:58,333 --> 00:48:02,295
With the traffic...
696
00:48:03,213 --> 00:48:06,299
...and the sharks.
Y'all got sharks.
697
00:48:06,508 --> 00:48:09,928
And when the public be all up
on your private beach?
698
00:48:10,136 --> 00:48:12,931
Right. Right.
699
00:48:14,098 --> 00:48:17,435
You just gotta stick with it
and be yourself.
700
00:48:17,519 --> 00:48:20,230
Don't let anybody tell you
who you are.
701
00:48:21,523 --> 00:48:23,608
You all right, B-Rad.
702
00:48:24,317 --> 00:48:25,819
Shondra?
703
00:48:28,196 --> 00:48:33,326
You know when I was saying earlier,
in the car, about being a player and all?
704
00:48:33,827 --> 00:48:35,829
I was just fooling.
705
00:48:37,705 --> 00:48:40,124
I ain't never been with
a real black girl before.
706
00:48:40,333 --> 00:48:42,502
-For real?
-Well, except on the lnternet.
707
00:48:45,213 --> 00:48:48,508
You the finest girl I ever seen
in my whole life.
708
00:48:50,134 --> 00:48:52,011
And I was wondering...
709
00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:55,723
...since they're gonna
ice me in the morning...
710
00:48:55,807 --> 00:48:58,434
...could l, like,
kind of, maybe...
711
00:48:59,936 --> 00:49:01,604
...hopefully...
712
00:49:02,313 --> 00:49:04,315
...kiss you?
713
00:49:07,235 --> 00:49:09,195
You so pretty.
714
00:49:09,821 --> 00:49:11,614
Thank you.
715
00:49:23,918 --> 00:49:25,628
Oh, you real pretty!
716
00:49:31,634 --> 00:49:36,097
Damn, fool! I said kiss! I offered you
a snack, not the whole kitchen!
717
00:49:38,016 --> 00:49:40,727
My bad! My bad!
718
00:49:42,896 --> 00:49:44,606
My bad.
719
00:49:47,025 --> 00:49:50,403
Oh, hell, no! Hell, no!
Get your ass up!
720
00:49:50,612 --> 00:49:52,822
Get your big ass up!
Move!
721
00:49:52,906 --> 00:49:57,619
All right, that's it. This game is whack.
I want my money and then y'all can get out.
722
00:49:57,702 --> 00:50:00,622
Hey, Shondra,
but we're not done yet.
723
00:50:00,705 --> 00:50:02,832
And you ain't never
gonna be done.
724
00:50:02,999 --> 00:50:07,295
Did it ever occur to you clowns
this might be the way he really is?
725
00:50:07,420 --> 00:50:09,005
No.
726
00:50:09,214 --> 00:50:12,425
Whatever. Look, I did what you asked.
I want my money.
727
00:50:12,634 --> 00:50:16,930
You fail to realize that putting together
this operation has been quite expensive.
728
00:50:17,096 --> 00:50:19,098
Bling bling!
729
00:50:19,307 --> 00:50:21,100
Excuse me?
730
00:50:21,309 --> 00:50:24,521
-I might not have all the money right now.
-Are you playing me?
731
00:50:25,730 --> 00:50:30,401
Y'all better get my money or I'm going
in there and I'm gonna tell him what's up.
732
00:50:48,795 --> 00:50:50,296
Hey, dog.
733
00:50:52,632 --> 00:50:54,425
Down here, dog.
734
00:50:57,929 --> 00:50:59,514
Stuart Little?
735
00:50:59,722 --> 00:51:03,226
Negro, please. That little white rat
ain't got nothing on me.
736
00:51:03,309 --> 00:51:06,020
Yo, I'm Ronnie Rizzat,
represizzent.
737
00:51:07,730 --> 00:51:08,731
Hey, Ronnie.
738
00:51:08,898 --> 00:51:11,901
-Why you down, dog?
-I'm a failure.
739
00:51:12,110 --> 00:51:14,195
No, it ain't like that, fool.
740
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:18,324
You need to stop listening to all them
perpetrators and just be yourself.
741
00:51:18,533 --> 00:51:21,536
-For real?
-For rizzeal. Pound it.
742
00:51:24,914 --> 00:51:26,833
Hold up.
743
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:31,004
You saying if I put my mind to it,
I can be whatever I wanna be?
744
00:51:31,296 --> 00:51:34,299
-Damn straight.
-That if I follow my dreams...
745
00:51:34,424 --> 00:51:37,010
-...I can achieve true happiness?
-Word.
746
00:51:37,135 --> 00:51:41,097
And if I work hard, I can be
the biggest rapper there ever was?
747
00:51:41,431 --> 00:51:43,516
Rapper? Hell, no.
You stink.
748
00:51:44,434 --> 00:51:45,435
Don't be hating.
749
00:51:45,602 --> 00:51:48,730
I'd rather eat garbage than listen
to your tired-ass rhymes.
750
00:51:49,898 --> 00:51:53,109
Now look here, man.
I'm up out of here. I gotta go see my lady.
751
00:51:53,318 --> 00:51:55,236
She's a breeder rat at PetCo.
752
00:51:55,403 --> 00:51:58,531
And please believe it. It's all
gonna work out for the best.
753
00:51:59,032 --> 00:52:00,909
Oh, shiznit!
754
00:52:21,095 --> 00:52:24,516
He totally bought it.
The carjack going into the kidnapping.
755
00:52:24,724 --> 00:52:28,728
And we staged a beautiful liquor
store robbery. You should have been there.
756
00:52:28,895 --> 00:52:30,230
Unfortunately...
757
00:52:30,396 --> 00:52:32,232
...he still seems to be posing...
758
00:52:32,398 --> 00:52:37,111
...so we've taken it upon ourselves
to plan a drive-by shooting next.
759
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:39,614
Mr. Gluckman will be very happy.
760
00:52:39,697 --> 00:52:42,033
It's gonna take more money
than we projected.
761
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,619
We were wondering if
you could give us an advance--
762
00:52:44,828 --> 00:52:45,912
No, no, no, no, no.
763
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:51,000
You'll get the rest of your money when
Richie Cunningham walks through my door.
764
00:52:51,209 --> 00:52:53,920
-Right. I do under--
-Good.
765
00:52:55,505 --> 00:52:57,632
Mr. Gibbons? Hello?
766
00:52:58,007 --> 00:52:59,509
Damn!
767
00:53:00,009 --> 00:53:02,804
They been playing me all along!
768
00:53:03,513 --> 00:53:05,723
I knew my rhymes was dope!
769
00:53:06,099 --> 00:53:09,310
I knew the 'hood
couldn't be this bad.
770
00:53:09,727 --> 00:53:11,896
How could they do that?
771
00:53:12,605 --> 00:53:14,023
How could she do that?
772
00:53:14,107 --> 00:53:17,026
All right.
The damn fools wanna play?
773
00:53:17,902 --> 00:53:19,612
Then let's play!
774
00:53:23,533 --> 00:53:25,326
What the hell?!
775
00:53:27,704 --> 00:53:29,706
-What the hell are you doing?
-Listen up!
776
00:53:30,123 --> 00:53:31,708
B-Rad G's in the hizzy.
777
00:53:31,916 --> 00:53:35,295
And things are gonna start
changing around here for shizzy.
778
00:53:35,503 --> 00:53:37,297
Do something!
779
00:53:38,006 --> 00:53:42,010
You better shut your mouth, fool! Get back
in that room before I beat your ass.
780
00:53:43,136 --> 00:53:46,097
You feeling froggy?
Then leap.
781
00:53:48,933 --> 00:53:52,103
-Anybody else wanna step?
-No.
782
00:53:53,021 --> 00:53:55,398
-What the hell got into you?
-Shut up, ho!
783
00:53:57,025 --> 00:53:58,401
Ho?!
784
00:53:58,610 --> 00:54:01,529
-Who you calling a ho, ho?
-You, ho!
785
00:54:01,905 --> 00:54:05,909
The same ho that gave up that weak-ass
kiss five minutes ago in the bedroom.
786
00:54:06,326 --> 00:54:08,119
-Really?
-Shondra.
787
00:54:08,328 --> 00:54:10,622
I told you she liked white boys.
788
00:54:11,122 --> 00:54:16,211
-Who do you think you are?
-I'm B-Rad G from ' Bu. Represent.
789
00:54:16,336 --> 00:54:20,632
What y'all didn't realize is, I was
trying to put my mobbing days behind me.
790
00:54:21,007 --> 00:54:23,801
But rolling with y'all
done re-awoke my inner killer.
791
00:54:24,010 --> 00:54:26,930
So let's start dropping bodies!
792
00:54:30,808 --> 00:54:35,396
-Don't stand there! Come on, girl, help us!
-You created that monster. You deal with it!
793
00:54:38,107 --> 00:54:41,236
-Hey, where you going, man?
-I need to take a drive.
794
00:54:41,402 --> 00:54:45,406
-Where you fixing to drive to?
-I think today's a good day to die.
795
00:54:47,325 --> 00:54:49,828
Why you talking crazy, man?
Just be cool. Hey!
796
00:54:50,036 --> 00:54:52,121
I might as well go out
in a blaze of glory.
797
00:54:52,330 --> 00:54:54,833
My daddy don't love me,
my rhymes is played out...
798
00:54:54,916 --> 00:54:58,628
-...I ain't down enough for y'all.
-No, you're down. Isn't he down, PJ?
799
00:54:59,796 --> 00:55:03,424
-Tree, ain't he down?
-Yeah, he down as they come, fool!
800
00:55:04,217 --> 00:55:07,929
-Oh, my God!
-It's a jack!
801
00:55:08,096 --> 00:55:09,806
Get out the car, white boy!
802
00:55:11,099 --> 00:55:13,309
Oh, you that weak fuck
from the club.
803
00:55:14,811 --> 00:55:16,813
Get your behind
out the car, man!
804
00:55:17,021 --> 00:55:19,315
-Got something for me?
-Hell, yeah.
805
00:55:19,399 --> 00:55:21,818
-You ready to die?
-Ain't that a "co-inky-dink."
806
00:55:22,026 --> 00:55:24,529
I was just talking
to my two homeys about that.
807
00:55:24,612 --> 00:55:26,698
-Shut up and move. Move him!
-All right.
808
00:55:26,906 --> 00:55:30,702
But y'all should change up your style
because this jackings is getting tired.
809
00:55:30,910 --> 00:55:36,124
Hey, yo, Bloodbath, if there's one scratch
on my ride, I'm gonna eat your children!
810
00:55:36,207 --> 00:55:39,002
-Shotgun!
-Yo, Deuce, shut him up.
811
00:55:39,419 --> 00:55:40,628
Jesus.
812
00:55:40,712 --> 00:55:43,506
8 Ball, what should we do
with Bloodbath and his friend?
813
00:55:43,715 --> 00:55:46,217
-Nothing.
-I said shotgun.
814
00:55:46,426 --> 00:55:47,635
Know what shotgun means?
815
00:55:47,802 --> 00:55:51,598
Shotgun means I ride in the front.
You better hope I don't piss in your trunk.
816
00:55:51,806 --> 00:55:53,308
Shut up.
817
00:55:54,934 --> 00:55:58,229
Allow me to clear this up for you,
my dogs. My name isn't Bloodbath...
818
00:55:58,396 --> 00:56:00,607
...it's Sean James,
and I'm just an actor--
819
00:56:00,732 --> 00:56:04,611
-ls Shondra hitting that white boy?
-I don't think anyone's hitting anybody.
820
00:56:04,819 --> 00:56:08,615
-She's just in on the scam we have going.
-What you talking about, scams?
821
00:56:09,824 --> 00:56:13,203
Hey, player, we were just hired
to kidnap Bill Gluckman's son, man.
822
00:56:13,411 --> 00:56:16,623
-That's all we was doing.
-ls that that dude running for governor?
823
00:56:16,915 --> 00:56:18,833
-You know him?
-Hell, yeah.
824
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,503
-Down with the bitches and ho's.
-I'm voting for him.
825
00:56:21,711 --> 00:56:24,005
You think we ignorant
because we live in the 'hood?
826
00:56:24,214 --> 00:56:26,299
I didn't say that.
827
00:56:26,799 --> 00:56:30,803
-Man, we would never say that, brother!
-Silence!
828
00:56:32,013 --> 00:56:35,725
Yo, we got Gluckman's son.
Gotta be worth more alive than dead.
829
00:56:35,808 --> 00:56:37,310
-What you think?
-Gotta be.
830
00:56:37,936 --> 00:56:40,021
Grab Fatback. I got Milk Dud.
831
00:56:40,104 --> 00:56:42,232
-Let's roll.
-I'm soft.
832
00:56:42,524 --> 00:56:45,318
The polls say that since Brad
has been out of the picture...
833
00:56:45,527 --> 00:56:47,195
...we have gone up six points.
834
00:56:47,403 --> 00:56:49,697
Yeah, but we're still dead
in the urban demos.
835
00:56:49,823 --> 00:56:51,825
-Gays too.
-We can't win without them.
836
00:56:52,325 --> 00:56:53,910
-Mr. Gibbons?
-Yeah.
837
00:56:54,118 --> 00:56:56,204
I have a Sean on the phone
for you, sir.
838
00:57:00,708 --> 00:57:02,836
Check it out, homes.
Is that him or what?
839
00:57:02,919 --> 00:57:04,796
Yeah, that's Tec
from the l-9s, homes.
840
00:57:05,129 --> 00:57:09,425
Call Cyco. Tell him to bring it all down.
We're gonna have ourself a party tonight.
841
00:57:09,926 --> 00:57:14,305
Mr. Gibbons, we have a real
serious problem here.
842
00:57:14,806 --> 00:57:18,309
-I told you no more money.
-Yes, I realize you said that, but this is--
843
00:57:18,518 --> 00:57:21,521
-We're in really big troub--
-Listen, fool.
844
00:57:21,729 --> 00:57:26,025
Gluckman's boy's been kidnapped
for real, along with your punk-ass friends.
845
00:57:26,234 --> 00:57:27,819
Kidnapped?
846
00:57:28,027 --> 00:57:32,699
If Mr. Governor wants to see his punk
bitch baby boy alive again...
847
00:57:32,907 --> 00:57:35,326
...I want 500 grand
by tomorrow midnight.
848
00:57:37,203 --> 00:57:38,830
How do I know this is real?
849
00:57:39,122 --> 00:57:43,126
What, you think your actors is this good?
Say something!
850
00:57:44,127 --> 00:57:45,920
Please help us.
851
00:57:46,504 --> 00:57:48,298
I am...
852
00:57:48,506 --> 00:57:50,008
...so...
853
00:57:51,217 --> 00:57:53,011
...scared!
854
00:57:53,136 --> 00:57:55,930
Please help us.
855
00:57:57,015 --> 00:57:59,726
-Well?
-Okay. I'm convinced.
856
00:58:00,018 --> 00:58:03,605
-Get my money.
-Fine. I can arrange that, but--
857
00:58:03,813 --> 00:58:05,815
You got 1 0 minutes.
858
00:58:06,900 --> 00:58:08,610
-Now what?
-We wait.
859
00:58:09,736 --> 00:58:12,697
-What?!
-They want 500 grand or they'll kill him.
860
00:58:12,822 --> 00:58:15,325
-You've gotta be kidding me.
-Oh, come on! Oh, no!
861
00:58:15,408 --> 00:58:17,327
-Oh, my God.
-We're going to jail.
862
00:58:17,535 --> 00:58:20,330
Wait, slow down. Don't panic.
863
00:58:20,497 --> 00:58:22,916
-lt was your idea!
-That was idiotic!
864
00:58:23,124 --> 00:58:27,712
Don't panic. Just let me
think this through here.
865
00:58:27,795 --> 00:58:29,506
You're as guilty as any of us.
866
00:58:32,008 --> 00:58:36,012
Now, we may just have
a very interesting opportunity here.
867
00:58:36,221 --> 00:58:39,098
-Where are you going with this?
-The negatives are obvious.
868
00:58:39,307 --> 00:58:42,227
Yeah! Bill drops out of the race,
emotional distress.
869
00:58:42,435 --> 00:58:44,813
I can handle Bill.
What are the positives?
870
00:58:45,021 --> 00:58:47,232
Well, there are just so many.
871
00:58:47,398 --> 00:58:49,818
-No more Brad problem.
-Right.
872
00:58:51,027 --> 00:58:52,028
Right, I like that!
873
00:58:52,195 --> 00:58:55,907
With a dead son, sympathy could spike us
in the female and gay demos.
874
00:58:56,032 --> 00:58:57,408
Wait, I've got the image!
875
00:58:57,617 --> 00:58:59,828
Bill weeping...
876
00:59:00,036 --> 00:59:03,998
...over Brad's open casket.
877
00:59:04,207 --> 00:59:06,334
After grieving,
he goes on the offensive.
878
00:59:06,501 --> 00:59:07,710
-His war on crime!
-Drugs!
879
00:59:07,919 --> 00:59:09,128
-Gangs!
-It's what's hot!
880
00:59:09,295 --> 00:59:11,923
-Oh, that's great!
-It's just what we needed!
881
00:59:14,300 --> 00:59:17,220
-Get over there, man.
-Hold me!
882
00:59:17,303 --> 00:59:18,805
-Who this?
-No deal.
883
00:59:19,097 --> 00:59:22,225
-Say what?
-Bill Gluckman does not deal with criminals.
884
00:59:22,517 --> 00:59:24,519
That's it.
His punk ass is dead.
885
00:59:24,727 --> 00:59:27,522
You do what you have to do.
We'll do what we have to do.
886
00:59:27,897 --> 00:59:29,399
There you go.
887
00:59:32,527 --> 00:59:35,822
That was cold.
Yo, take off the tape.
888
00:59:36,823 --> 00:59:39,909
Goddamn, that hurts
like a motherfick!
889
00:59:40,118 --> 00:59:42,495
I'm gonna have to teach
you all some manners!
890
00:59:42,704 --> 00:59:44,330
Your daddy ain't paying.
891
00:59:44,497 --> 00:59:47,000
-Tell me something I don't know.
-What?
892
00:59:47,417 --> 00:59:50,795
You heard me, you half-stepping,
moist-ass bitch!
893
00:59:51,004 --> 00:59:54,799
-Excuse me?
-You gonna do it like that?
894
00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:58,511
-All right, then. Bring it.
-It's been brought.
895
00:59:58,595 --> 01:00:01,598
Okay, then. That gat's real, right?
896
01:00:01,806 --> 01:00:06,811
So then do it. Put crackerjack
out his misery. Come on, y'all.
897
01:00:07,020 --> 01:00:09,606
-I'll do it myself. Pull the trigger!
-Get him!
898
01:00:09,814 --> 01:00:12,317
This fool is crazy!
I cannot deal with this shit.
899
01:00:16,905 --> 01:00:18,114
Oh, damn!
900
01:00:20,033 --> 01:00:23,119
-Nice. Yeah, this is good.
-Get your ass down, fool!
901
01:00:31,211 --> 01:00:33,213
Y'all take this seriously!
902
01:00:33,421 --> 01:00:35,632
-I love you, Sean.
-I love you too.
903
01:00:35,715 --> 01:00:38,009
Lay down some cover, fool!
904
01:00:39,302 --> 01:00:41,596
We can't!
They too strapped!
905
01:00:42,096 --> 01:00:44,224
"We can't!
they too strapped!"
906
01:00:44,724 --> 01:00:47,310
-What we gonna do?
-"What we gonna do? "
907
01:00:49,229 --> 01:00:53,733
Punks. Give me them gats.
Y'all are serious crazy.
908
01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:56,611
Y'all wanna play?
Then let's play.
909
01:01:03,409 --> 01:01:05,119
Y'all know who you dealing with?
910
01:01:05,203 --> 01:01:08,206
I'm Malibu's most wanted, y'all!
911
01:01:08,414 --> 01:01:12,710
King Kong ain't got
nothing on me!
912
01:01:21,928 --> 01:01:25,807
Damn. These special effects
is the bomb.
913
01:01:26,432 --> 01:01:27,600
-Let's go!
-Let's dip!
914
01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:29,310
Let's go!
915
01:01:44,534 --> 01:01:46,536
It's safe now, y'all.
916
01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:47,996
Hey, yo, that was ill.
917
01:01:48,121 --> 01:01:52,000
And y'all punk asses ain't do nothing.
All that buffness for no reason.
918
01:01:52,333 --> 01:01:53,835
That's him.
919
01:01:54,002 --> 01:01:55,795
Get over here.
920
01:01:56,921 --> 01:01:59,924
-Where you learn that from?
-Grand Theft Auto 3.
921
01:02:00,216 --> 01:02:03,511
-Word? Can I borrow that?
-You got a PlayStation 2?
922
01:02:03,803 --> 01:02:07,307
-No, I got GameCast.
-GameCast?
923
01:02:07,515 --> 01:02:09,726
There's GameCube and Dreamcast.
Which you got?
924
01:02:09,934 --> 01:02:12,812
I said I got GameCast, man.
Damn! I can't afford it!
925
01:02:13,021 --> 01:02:15,231
My bad. I'm just trying to help you out.
926
01:02:29,996 --> 01:02:31,831
I'm gonna holler at you.
927
01:02:31,998 --> 01:02:34,209
-My wigga.
-Hey, what up, my nizzle?
928
01:02:34,417 --> 01:02:38,421
What's up, baby? How you doing, man?
I got something for you.
929
01:02:38,796 --> 01:02:40,715
That's yours, B.
930
01:02:41,007 --> 01:02:43,218
-Oh, for real?
-Yeah.
931
01:02:43,801 --> 01:02:45,929
Yo, you shouldn't have.
932
01:02:46,721 --> 01:02:48,932
Serious moment. Bring it in, y'all.
933
01:02:49,015 --> 01:02:53,019
Welcome to the Nines, baby.
Only way out now is in a box.
934
01:02:54,020 --> 01:02:56,523
-ln a box?
-ln a box.
935
01:02:57,607 --> 01:03:00,735
Oh, in a box. Right.
936
01:03:16,626 --> 01:03:18,503
Good evening, I'm Hal Fishman.
937
01:03:18,711 --> 01:03:21,923
We open tonight
with a Channel 5 News exclusive.
938
01:03:22,131 --> 01:03:24,926
A security camera
captured incredible footage...
939
01:03:25,134 --> 01:03:30,431
...of gang violence tonight
as it flared on the streets of South Central.
940
01:03:30,598 --> 01:03:35,812
This hardcore gangster,
believed to be the notorious White Kong...
941
01:03:36,020 --> 01:03:38,898
...ringleader of a South Central
street gang...
942
01:03:39,023 --> 01:03:44,696
...fired his weapons with wanton disregard
for human life or personal property.
943
01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:48,116
If you have any information
on the whereabouts of this man...
944
01:03:48,324 --> 01:03:53,329
...call our KTLA hotline at 800- 1-SNITCH.
945
01:03:53,413 --> 01:03:59,002
Oh, my God!
946
01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:07,010
Yo, that is some hardcore shnizit.
947
01:04:07,635 --> 01:04:09,220
Damn, Moch, what are we gonna do?
948
01:04:10,013 --> 01:04:12,807
We're gonna bounce back
to our respective cribs...
949
01:04:12,932 --> 01:04:16,936
...jack our mom and dad's biggest gats,
jet down to South Central and save his ass.
950
01:04:17,020 --> 01:04:18,396
-Word.
-Word.
951
01:04:19,230 --> 01:04:22,817
Hey, Bradley's been involved
in a gang shooting.
952
01:04:23,026 --> 01:04:25,904
-What?
-No, it couldn't be. No.
953
01:04:26,112 --> 01:04:29,032
His face is all over the news.
I think I'd know my own son.
954
01:04:29,407 --> 01:04:32,035
All right, well, I'm sure
there's a logical explanation.
955
01:04:32,202 --> 01:04:34,204
Get some sleep
and let me take care of it.
956
01:04:34,412 --> 01:04:37,499
Sleep? He's shooting the hell
out of South Central. Let's go get him.
957
01:04:37,624 --> 01:04:41,419
No! Bill, you have a debate
tomorrow in Sacramento.
958
01:04:41,628 --> 01:04:43,713
The hell with the debate.
959
01:04:43,922 --> 01:04:46,424
Cancel that and you can kiss
this campaign goodbye.
960
01:04:46,633 --> 01:04:49,719
Shove the debate up your ass.
I'm not gonna lose my son over this.
961
01:04:49,928 --> 01:04:52,096
Listen, I understand you're upset...
962
01:04:52,305 --> 01:04:57,310
...but for once in your life will you think
outside the box? For once?
963
01:04:57,435 --> 01:05:00,230
This whole thing, this whole Brad thing
with the gangs...
964
01:05:00,396 --> 01:05:02,398
...we can spin it.
Make it into a positive.
965
01:05:02,607 --> 01:05:04,901
-Positive?
-lf he's arrested or injured...
966
01:05:05,109 --> 01:05:07,111
...we can spin it
so you're the victim.
967
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:11,115
-"Crime reaches everyone" kind of thing.
-Are you trying to get votes out of this?
968
01:05:11,324 --> 01:05:13,618
I'm trying to win
and you don't seem to care!
969
01:05:13,827 --> 01:05:16,996
-I'm his father!
-Since when?
970
01:05:20,834 --> 01:05:23,628
Since right now.
971
01:05:24,796 --> 01:05:27,215
And you're fired.
972
01:05:38,434 --> 01:05:42,397
We need to brainstorm
on how I get my job back.
973
01:05:49,696 --> 01:05:51,114
Hello, this is OnStar.
974
01:05:51,322 --> 01:05:56,828
I'm looking for a location
of the license number D-SHlzNlT.
975
01:05:56,995 --> 01:06:00,623
That vehicle is at the corner
of McKinley and 82nd Street, sir.
976
01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:16,514
What are you supposed to be?
Robo-bitch?
977
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:21,311
All right, Monster, what are you packing?
978
01:06:22,103 --> 01:06:23,897
-This.
-What is that?
979
01:06:24,105 --> 01:06:26,608
My pop's spear gat, from the yacht.
980
01:06:26,816 --> 01:06:29,319
What is he hunting, Flipper?
981
01:06:31,196 --> 01:06:33,406
Think you so bad.
982
01:06:33,615 --> 01:06:35,700
-What you got?
-Never mind.
983
01:06:35,825 --> 01:06:39,829
-Come on, let's see it.
-All right, chill. Chill.
984
01:06:42,832 --> 01:06:46,211
-ls that a freaking musket?
-Yeah, it's a freaking musket.
985
01:06:46,419 --> 01:06:49,005
Shut up! Shut up, you damn posers!
986
01:06:50,423 --> 01:06:55,428
-Hadji, how about you?
-I couldn't get much, yo. Just this.
987
01:06:57,096 --> 01:06:59,098
Oh, my God.
988
01:07:01,518 --> 01:07:06,314
-Dang! Where'd you get all that?
-Christmas present from Uncle Ahmet.
989
01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:10,819
Mercedes-Benz, may I help you?
990
01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:16,324
Hell, yes, chickenhead! I need
a location on license plate D-SHlzNlT.
991
01:07:17,033 --> 01:07:20,620
That car is on the corner
of McKinley and 82nd Street.
992
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:47,897
-Where's he going?
-Are they making a sandwich?
993
01:07:53,403 --> 01:07:55,905
He's the mayonnaise
between the wheat bread.
994
01:07:56,114 --> 01:07:58,408
Go, Brad! Get some black ass!
995
01:07:59,617 --> 01:08:01,411
Get some black ass.
996
01:08:11,504 --> 01:08:15,508
-Where's B-Rad at?
-I haven't seen a thing. I haven't seen him.
997
01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:19,721
-Shondra? A little help, please?
-Sit your monkey ass down. Don't move.
998
01:08:20,805 --> 01:08:23,516
What you know about this?
What you know about that?
999
01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:26,603
-You want some of this crotch?
-Yeah, he does.
1000
01:08:27,103 --> 01:08:28,813
Get it, girl.
1001
01:08:29,022 --> 01:08:32,901
You know what?
You know, I just tested positive...
1002
01:08:33,318 --> 01:08:36,404
...for G-A-M-E.
1003
01:08:36,613 --> 01:08:40,325
-All right, gangsta.
-Come on, girl. Let's do this.
1004
01:08:40,533 --> 01:08:42,202
-Okay.
-We gonna show you something.
1005
01:08:42,327 --> 01:08:45,497
-Wait till you see what we're gonna do.
-I ain't mad at nothing.
1006
01:08:45,705 --> 01:08:48,333
-I wanna learn.
-You wanna learn?
1007
01:08:48,416 --> 01:08:52,420
I like that.
I'm ready for the chocolate love.
1008
01:08:53,213 --> 01:08:55,798
-Shondra?
-Yeah, it's Shondra...
1009
01:08:55,924 --> 01:08:58,301
...but I guess I wasn't
good enough for you.
1010
01:08:58,510 --> 01:09:01,429
-What?
-You had to get two more.
1011
01:09:01,596 --> 01:09:03,223
-No, she didn't.
-Yes, she did.
1012
01:09:03,306 --> 01:09:07,727
This no-good, deadbeat, weak-ass
white boy won't take care of little Malik.
1013
01:09:07,936 --> 01:09:11,105
-Malik?
-Or Taquayzsha.
1014
01:09:11,314 --> 01:09:13,608
-Taquayzsha?
-Or Nahojay.
1015
01:09:13,817 --> 01:09:16,402
-Naho-who?
-Oh, no, now that's trifling.
1016
01:09:16,528 --> 01:09:18,696
-Let's get out of here.
-Thank you, girl.
1017
01:09:18,905 --> 01:09:21,908
No problem, ladies. Okay, bye-bye.
1018
01:09:22,116 --> 01:09:25,328
Damn. Why you throwing salt
on my G-A-M-E?
1019
01:09:25,495 --> 01:09:28,915
I am saving your lily-white ass.
Now come on.
1020
01:09:29,123 --> 01:09:31,835
I ain't going nowhere.
I'm a l-9 now.
1021
01:09:32,502 --> 01:09:34,420
Peep my tat.
1022
01:09:34,712 --> 01:09:38,299
-Listen, fool--
-No, you listen. I know what you done.
1023
01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:42,512
How this whole thing is fake.
The stickup, the kidnap, the whole nizzy.
1024
01:09:44,222 --> 01:09:48,017
-Damn.
-No, you damn. Why you play me?
1025
01:09:48,226 --> 01:09:52,105
-For the money.
-Money? What you need money for?
1026
01:09:52,313 --> 01:09:57,026
Look, fool, this may sound stupid to you,
but not everybody has money.
1027
01:09:57,235 --> 01:09:59,821
And for the people who don't,
money is important.
1028
01:10:00,029 --> 01:10:02,407
You're probably still flipping me
and whatnot.
1029
01:10:02,532 --> 01:10:06,119
Damn it, B-Rad, this is real.
Tec and his crew are real.
1030
01:10:06,327 --> 01:10:07,912
Oh, really?
1031
01:10:07,996 --> 01:10:11,833
Well, then if Tec is real,
then this gat must be real.
1032
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:16,004
And if this gat is real,
then the bullets in it have got to be real.
1033
01:10:16,296 --> 01:10:20,008
And seeing how my foot is real,
this would really hurt.
1034
01:10:21,426 --> 01:10:25,013
See that? I just shot my foot.
1035
01:10:27,599 --> 01:10:30,101
And it's real!
1036
01:10:30,310 --> 01:10:36,107
Oh, my God, this whole thing is real!
I just shot my foot.
1037
01:10:36,316 --> 01:10:39,027
I just shot my foot.
I just shot my foot.
1038
01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:42,113
Sit. Stop hopping around, fool.
Goodness.
1039
01:10:42,197 --> 01:10:45,700
-Oh, God. Oh, Shondra, I'm dying!
-This cap barely grazed you.
1040
01:10:45,909 --> 01:10:48,828
-I can't live!
-Lucky you such a weak-ass shot.
1041
01:10:48,995 --> 01:10:52,999
-Then it's real. This whole thing is real!
-Stop moving.
1042
01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:57,128
-Hey, who doing all that popping up--
-Oh, God.
1043
01:10:57,921 --> 01:11:00,798
Hey, what the hell?
Hey, what up, cuz?
1044
01:11:01,007 --> 01:11:06,805
Hey, Tec! My road dog, yeah.
Just the man I want to see.
1045
01:11:07,514 --> 01:11:09,933
-You know Shondra.
-What's going on, Shondra?
1046
01:11:10,016 --> 01:11:13,019
-Tec, I swear, it is not what it looks like.
-Don't lie to me.
1047
01:11:13,228 --> 01:11:15,605
That was my line
and it always was what it looked like.
1048
01:11:15,897 --> 01:11:19,526
-What's going on with your boyfriend?
-I'd love to kick it with you...
1049
01:11:19,734 --> 01:11:22,403
...and run this thizzang,
but I got business back in Bu...
1050
01:11:22,612 --> 01:11:25,114
...something with Dre-Dre.
So if you don't mind--
1051
01:11:25,323 --> 01:11:27,325
I do mind!
1052
01:11:27,534 --> 01:11:31,830
Wait, Tec, let me explain.
Because I don't belong here.
1053
01:11:31,996 --> 01:11:34,916
What, you done forgot already, fool?
I done told you.
1054
01:11:35,124 --> 01:11:39,420
There's only one way out of the l-9s.
And your E-ticket's in this here chamber.
1055
01:11:39,796 --> 01:11:42,507
There it is. Did you see
how committed he was?
1056
01:11:42,715 --> 01:11:45,426
That's the rage I was talking about.
1057
01:11:45,510 --> 01:11:49,013
Tec, please don't be hating.
1058
01:11:50,098 --> 01:11:52,725
I won't let you do it, Tec.
1059
01:11:53,101 --> 01:11:55,603
Fine. Then I'll just do
the both of you, then.
1060
01:12:10,618 --> 01:12:13,329
Damn, fool! You just hit my house!
1061
01:12:13,496 --> 01:12:15,498
-Brad?
-Pops?
1062
01:12:15,707 --> 01:12:17,333
It's Mr. Gluckman.
1063
01:12:17,417 --> 01:12:18,835
Brad, you okay?
1064
01:12:19,002 --> 01:12:22,005
Not really. And unless you
seriously strapped...
1065
01:12:22,213 --> 01:12:25,216
...you about to not really be okay too.
1066
01:12:28,928 --> 01:12:32,807
-Hi. Bill Gluckman, running for governor.
-We know who you are, fool.
1067
01:12:33,099 --> 01:12:36,311
This dude thinks we ignorant
just because we live down here.
1068
01:12:36,519 --> 01:12:39,814
-You better recognize.
-Well, I recognize.
1069
01:12:40,023 --> 01:12:46,029
You know, I recognize that street violence
is tearing Californians apart.
1070
01:12:46,196 --> 01:12:49,199
And, fellas, California is my family.
1071
01:12:50,408 --> 01:12:52,202
Oh, and here's a thought.
1072
01:12:52,410 --> 01:12:57,123
Instead of thinking of ourselves as what set
we're from, what crew you're rolling with...
1073
01:12:58,208 --> 01:13:01,836
...why can't we just be brothers?
What do you say?
1074
01:13:03,796 --> 01:13:06,424
I guess I never thought of it
like that before.
1075
01:13:06,633 --> 01:13:08,426
-You see that?
-Please.
1076
01:13:08,801 --> 01:13:11,095
What do we say, brothers?
1077
01:13:13,097 --> 01:13:15,433
Get your ass out of here.
1078
01:13:21,731 --> 01:13:24,609
Don't anybody know
where the goddamn driveway is?!
1079
01:13:32,909 --> 01:13:34,035
Hadji?
1080
01:13:34,202 --> 01:13:36,830
Y'all better step,
or I'm gonna have to waste y'all.
1081
01:13:36,996 --> 01:13:41,000
-Yeah, drop your gats!
-No, drop your gats!
1082
01:13:42,502 --> 01:13:47,715
Hold up, y'all! Before anybody
ices anybody, I got something to say.
1083
01:13:48,716 --> 01:13:51,803
You really weren't gonna
pay my ransom?
1084
01:13:52,303 --> 01:13:57,225
Oh, I didn't know anything about that.
You gotta believe me.
1085
01:13:57,433 --> 01:14:00,603
-That was not part of the plan.
-What was the plan?
1086
01:14:00,728 --> 01:14:02,897
Send me down here
to scare me white?
1087
01:14:03,022 --> 01:14:07,026
I know, it was stupid. I tried everything,
I didn't know how to deal with you.
1088
01:14:07,110 --> 01:14:09,404
That's because you don't know me...
1089
01:14:09,612 --> 01:14:12,198
...and you never cared to find out.
1090
01:14:12,532 --> 01:14:17,203
Listen, I made a lot of mistakes.
I know that. I'm not proud of myself.
1091
01:14:18,496 --> 01:14:20,707
I wasn't there for you.
1092
01:14:21,124 --> 01:14:24,502
I can't change that,
but I always loved you.
1093
01:14:25,295 --> 01:14:30,633
And I still do. And if you say that this
is who you really are, I believe you.
1094
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:34,304
And I accept you.
And from here on in...
1095
01:14:35,597 --> 01:14:38,516
...I promise to be a real father to you.
1096
01:14:39,225 --> 01:14:43,104
-Talk is cheap. Prove it.
-Well, I'm here, ain't l?
1097
01:14:51,321 --> 01:14:55,325
All right, Pops. We cool.
1098
01:15:00,413 --> 01:15:01,998
Much love.
1099
01:15:10,507 --> 01:15:13,635
I wish I could talk to my pops like that.
1100
01:15:14,219 --> 01:15:15,804
No doubt.
1101
01:15:16,304 --> 01:15:18,598
I'm gonna call that nigga right now.
1102
01:15:18,723 --> 01:15:21,434
Would you get your emotional
gangsta ass together?
1103
01:15:21,601 --> 01:15:25,104
We got business to handle.
Let's smoke these fools!
1104
01:15:28,399 --> 01:15:33,029
Tec, before we all smoke each other,
can I say one little more thing?
1105
01:15:33,404 --> 01:15:37,408
-What you got to say this time?
-Kick it freestyle, Moch.
1106
01:15:46,709 --> 01:15:48,419
Stop.
1107
01:15:49,212 --> 01:15:51,923
Stop. Stop it!
1108
01:15:53,508 --> 01:15:57,095
You say one more line
and I'm gonna have to smoke myself!
1109
01:15:57,929 --> 01:15:59,514
All right.
1110
01:15:59,806 --> 01:16:02,433
But all these gats got to go.
1111
01:16:04,435 --> 01:16:06,729
I'm serious, Tec.
1112
01:16:06,813 --> 01:16:09,107
Ain't no more gats.
1113
01:16:09,899 --> 01:16:13,903
B-Rad's right. All this hating is whack.
1114
01:16:29,419 --> 01:16:31,129
Run!
1115
01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:06,831
No, listen to me.
You really not listening to me.
1116
01:17:06,998 --> 01:17:09,501
If this ain't rebuilt
by the time Moms get back...
1117
01:17:09,709 --> 01:17:12,295
...it's on you.
You gonna get the punishment.
1118
01:17:12,420 --> 01:17:16,716
You gonna laugh at me. You gonna
play me?! You know who you playing?
1119
01:17:16,925 --> 01:17:19,719
I have two witnesses
who were at the scene of the explosion.
1120
01:17:19,928 --> 01:17:23,306
-Can you tell us what happened?
-Oh, yeah, it was crazy, yo.
1121
01:17:23,431 --> 01:17:26,226
All these crazy fools came over
strapped with they 9s.
1122
01:17:26,434 --> 01:17:29,395
I was just, like, telling the brothers,
" Let's talk about this.
1123
01:17:29,604 --> 01:17:33,107
Let's talk this out.
Can't we all just get along?
1124
01:17:33,316 --> 01:17:37,028
Let's find our common ground."
I was trying to keep the peace.
1125
01:17:37,195 --> 01:17:41,908
Really, the explosion
was just a metaphor.
1126
01:17:42,116 --> 01:17:45,912
A metaphor for anger within our hearts.
1127
01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:50,625
-Because the white man--
-Okay, thank you, Bloodbath and Tree.
1128
01:17:51,209 --> 01:17:53,211
All this mayhem is rumored
to have been caused...
1129
01:17:53,419 --> 01:17:57,423
...by the mysterious White Kong,
who is still at large.
1130
01:17:57,799 --> 01:18:01,803
This is Soon-Yee Baxter Hernandez
reporting from South Central.
1131
01:18:02,595 --> 01:18:04,097
-Sorry, sir.
-Damn.
1132
01:18:04,305 --> 01:18:05,932
Are you all right?
1133
01:18:06,307 --> 01:18:09,102
You mean, besides the fact
that I just been harpooned?
1134
01:18:10,728 --> 01:18:13,731
Yeah. No.
1135
01:18:14,607 --> 01:18:17,110
-I'm confused.
-About what?
1136
01:18:17,318 --> 01:18:20,321
I don't know what was real
and what wasn't.
1137
01:18:28,621 --> 01:18:32,417
Well, I definitely could use
a little bit more of that reality.
1138
01:18:41,634 --> 01:18:44,304
What's up? I thought the kitchen
was open for business.
1139
01:18:44,429 --> 01:18:48,433
It is open, but you don't put your hands
in a sista's hair. Damn, fool.
1140
01:18:48,725 --> 01:18:50,310
My bad.
1141
01:18:50,810 --> 01:18:52,520
Here you go, boo.
1142
01:18:52,729 --> 01:18:54,814
All right, here we go.
1143
01:18:55,315 --> 01:18:59,319
Shondra's Salon is now
officially open for business.
1144
01:18:59,736 --> 01:19:01,905
-The chickens be out the coop.
-Enjoy, ladies.
1145
01:19:02,113 --> 01:19:07,702
Damn. She got in a fight with
a hair dryer. And the hair dryer won.
1146
01:19:09,829 --> 01:19:11,706
Hold up, girl.
1147
01:19:12,499 --> 01:19:14,417
I just wanna thank you.
1148
01:19:14,501 --> 01:19:17,629
You the only person that accepted me
for who I really am.
1149
01:19:17,795 --> 01:19:19,797
I appreciate that.
1150
01:19:20,131 --> 01:19:23,718
You also kidnapped me, carjacked me
and tried to scare me white.
1151
01:19:23,927 --> 01:19:25,929
I'm gonna let that one go.
1152
01:19:27,096 --> 01:19:30,433
-Come here, boo.
-Come on.
1153
01:19:31,100 --> 01:19:36,606
-My own little White Kong.
-That's right, White Kong.
1154
01:19:38,107 --> 01:19:41,611
It's official: Bill Gluckman
is California 's next governor.
1155
01:19:41,820 --> 01:19:43,905
Let's go live to the big celebration.
1156
01:19:45,031 --> 01:19:50,703
Here he is, right here, y'all.
The man of the hour! Bill Gluckman, y'all!
1157
01:19:50,912 --> 01:19:52,997
Go Gluck yourself!
1158
01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:06,719
Great. We're gonna take it
to a whole new level.
1159
01:20:10,723 --> 01:20:13,726
He became Black Superhero.
1160
01:20:20,525 --> 01:20:21,526
Hello.
1161
01:20:21,734 --> 01:20:23,820
What the fuck was that?
1162
01:20:25,029 --> 01:20:28,116
Yeah, you got something to represent?
You got something for your--
1163
01:20:28,199 --> 01:20:30,910
Yeah, you got something
to prove to yourself?
1164
01:20:31,995 --> 01:20:34,205
Come on, Taye. Don't laugh, motherfucker!
1165
01:20:34,330 --> 01:20:36,833
-Ain't he down?
-Yeah, Bloodbath. You down, fool.
1166
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:40,420
-You down, down fool.
-Oh, my God.
1167
01:20:41,004 --> 01:20:43,298
-Oh, my God.
-You that weak fuck from the club!
1168
01:20:43,506 --> 01:20:45,925
-You think I'm playing with you?
-Yeah, you playing.
1169
01:20:46,134 --> 01:20:47,010
Open the door!
1170
01:20:47,218 --> 01:20:50,305
Hey, yo, dog, you know
I'd love to stick it with you....
1171
01:20:51,306 --> 01:20:54,225
Hey, yo, dog,
I'd love to kick it with you....
1172
01:20:59,522 --> 01:21:03,526
You think I'm cute?
Look at me, man.
1173
01:21:03,818 --> 01:21:06,905
-Look at me, black.
-Bitch ass--
1174
01:21:08,531 --> 01:21:11,034
Hey, yo, dog,
I'd love to kick it with you....
1175
01:21:12,702 --> 01:21:15,705
Hey, yo, dog,
I'd love to kick it with you and....
1176
01:21:17,832 --> 01:21:20,126
I'd love to kick it with you
and run this whole thizzang...
1177
01:21:20,335 --> 01:21:21,711
...but I got a little business.
1178
01:21:21,920 --> 01:21:23,296
Hey!
1179
01:21:26,007 --> 01:21:27,509
Cut.
1180
01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:37,519
What the f* *k is that?
1181
01:21:37,602 --> 01:21:41,606
Come on. Yo, you got something
to prove to yourself?
1182
01:21:42,023 --> 01:21:43,817
Say it, don't spray it, motherfucker.
1183
01:21:43,900 --> 01:21:45,902
Get your ass in there.
1184
01:21:46,236 --> 01:21:47,612
Okay.
1185
01:21:57,497 --> 01:21:58,498
-Bitch!
-Again!
1186
01:21:58,706 --> 01:21:59,916
-Bitch!
-Again.
1187
01:21:59,999 --> 01:22:03,336
Bitch! Give me it.
1188
01:22:08,716 --> 01:22:12,720
Yo, y'all, this fine diamond's hooking
me up with Dr. Dre, Master P...
1189
01:22:13,012 --> 01:22:16,724
...P. Diddy, Jay-z, Big Boy hisself!
1190
01:22:17,016 --> 01:22:19,602
Mali-bootay?
1191
01:22:21,604 --> 01:22:23,106
Pull.
1192
01:22:25,233 --> 01:22:27,527
That's what I call blowing up for your ass.
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