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Tyrell thought
maybe you would like

to take his place
on the food truck.

I'm interested.

Previously on "A Million
Little Things"...

Mr. Cutler fired me.

He said if I couldn't
control my talent,

then he would hire
someone who could.

You were the only good
thing about this last year.

You were for me, too.

Hey, maybe we could do dinner

sometime with Theo,

whenever you're ready to
introduce him to Anna.

I don't think that's gonna
be happening anytime soon.

You guys have a great dinner.

Eddie, wait.

Dr. Jessica said
I have to let go

of the things I can't control
and try to forgive myself.

She also said that I have
to stop being the person

that starts every sentence
with "Dr. Jessica said."

Your dad has been having
some memory problems.

I might have maybe forgotten
it was her birthday.

I think you need to get
your dad checked out.

See that
curb over there?

That's where I picked you
up after you were born.

In my Continental Coupe.

Worked my butt off to make sure
I brought you home in style.

'Course we didn't have
baby seats in those days.

Your mom just sat in the back

and held you in her
arms the whole way home.

It's a wonder Generation
X even exists.

January 17, 1978.

Dad, my birthday's January 15th.

And we took you home from the
hospital exactly two days later.

I get it. I get it.

You remember all the details.

Which is why I didn't need
to pass that cognitive test

to tell me I am perfectly fine.

You passed with a 7 out of 10.

If I brought home 70%
on a test in high school

you would have
grounded me for a week.

Besides, the doctor says we
won't know anything for sure

until we get the MRI.

I'm telling you right now,
I'm not getting an MRI.

But, Pop... Just give
me the parking ticket.

I thought I had it.

Maybe we need to be worried
about your memory issues.

Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, buddy.

Back it up.

Sorry, my son seems
to have forgotten

where he put our ticket.

If you don't have your ticket,
you gotta pay for the full day.

$20.

We were only here
for 45 minutes.

That's $2, and
even that'srobbery.

I'm sorry, sir, but if you
don't have your ticket...

Call my doctor.
He'll tell you.

It'll be $20.

Let me speak to your supervisor.

Okay, I'll go get him.

20 bucks.

Hey, I got it, Pop.

Don't you dare give
him that money.

I'm telling you,

if you don't open your
stupid gate right now... Dad.

I'm gonna drive
right through it.

Oh, no.

Dad, what are you doing?!

Hey, good thing you
saved us 20 bucks, Pop.

We can put it towards
$500 worth of tires.

Oh.

Here it is.

Hey, beautiful. I'm home.

Finally.

What took you so long?

Uh, traffic on
Beacon was terrible.

Mm. God, you were killing
me with your texts today.

Meetra kept asking me
why I was blushing.

Are we... Are we...

Are we good? Yeah.

It's Wednesday. Eddie and Theo - left for dinner 10 minutes ago.
- Oh.

You know how Theo loves his
all-you-can-eat breadsticks.

What about the couch?

We do some of our
best work there.

Yeah, we sure do.

We're back!

Ah, T. Hey!

Uh...

That... Th... Th...
That was fast.

Yeah, we decided
to just get takeout

and keep working on our
miniature skate park.

Hey, I'll be right back.

I can't build on a full bladder.

Greta, I
got you extra spicy.

That's your favorite, right?

Sure is.

Well, prepare to get
messy.

Already was.

Oh...

I'm interrupting.

We just thought we had
a little more time.

I am so sorry.

Should we go?

- Yes.
- No.

No, it's... it's fine.

I have been coming over here
a lot lately, haven't I?

Just the last five nights.

Oh, God.

I'm the house guest
that never leaves.

You're going through a
tough time with Anna,

and the breakup...

Look, you're welcome
here anytime.

Right, Greta?

Of course, yeah. Right.

Just maybe not allthe time.

So are we using
the instructions,

or are we going rogue this time?

Actually, I am gonna take
my mac n cheese to go.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Mov'n is going into surge
pricing, I gotta take advantage.

- Love you, pal.
- Okay.

Tomorrow night, then?

Uh, actually, you know what?

Let's just play that by ear.

Okay. Bye, Dad.

So, how are you at Legos?

I'll get us set up.

Oh. Ah.

Morning sickness is back, huh?

I mean, um, uh,
hyperemesis gravidarum,

which is strangely not
a Harry Potter spell.

No, but it is a curse.

I totally duped myself into
thinking I was getting better

over the last few weeks,
and then this morning?

Boom. I'm so sorry.

I tell you what...
I'll go to the store,

I'll get you whatever you want

as soon as I get some of
this gravidarum cleaned up

off the floor here.

Oh, boy! Never mind.

Colin... he's gonna
do the job for us,

and that's gonna give me
some hyperemesis gravidarum.

Oh, you poor thing.

Maybe that's something
you can discuss today

in your therapy session
with Dr. Jessica

and not with me...

right now.

Know your audience.
Got it. Check.

I'm sorry.

All I can keep down is
bubbly water and Ensure,

and of course this is happening

when I'm trying to bank as
many episodes as I can at work.

How many episodes does your
boss expect you to bank?

I don't know, but
based on the fact

that Mr. Cutler's golden
boy, "Colton Cutler,"

hasn't even acknowledged
my pregnancy,

I'm guessing he and his dad
want me to be off the air

for as short a time as possible.

Aaand rather than
ask him outright,

you're just gonna wing it?

Yep.

I'm happy to avoid
talking to him altogether.

And not just because his
natural musk makes me ill.

You know I love it when you
make fun of anybody, really,

so I hesitate to
put this out there,

but

I did meet him, and he
seemed harmless enough.

Don't fall for it.

He acts all nice, but he has had
it in for me ever since he said

that he thinks that "cancel
culture is ruining our country,"

and I said, "That is
grossly oversimplifying

a complex issue."

If I remember correctly, you
actually called him a simpleton.

Oh, yeah.

I gotta go.

Oh, road dog. Oh, God, yes.

Thank you.

You're the best.

Please tell
Dr. Jessica I said that

to make up for all the horrible
things that I've done to you.

Will do. Okay.

Mm... Ooh.

What?

Did you brush your teeth today?

Yes.

Mnh.

Which is bad? That's bad?

It's just... I can smell
your toothpaste from here,

so I'm gonna go.

Love you, too.

Wow. If she had smelled
the everything bagel I had

before I brushed, you
would've gotten seconds.

That's on me.

Oh, what do we have here?

Those are dog biscuits!

Not bad.

It comes free with any sandwich.

Andyou get a sandwich?

Well, Sophie and I have
been parking the truck

down by this new
dog park in Roxbury.

Baby, business has been crazy.

That's a rough
neighborhood, isn't it?

Yeah, it's rough, and now
"ruff"!

Never been
more in love with you.

You better be
talking to your wife.

Don't worry, Pop.
She's right here.

When's my car gonna be ready?

It's been three days.

You're talking about
vintage white wall tires.

It might take a minute
to track 'em down.

Oh. I forgot to tell you.
The... The garage called.

His tires are in.

What'd you say?

No, no, no. That...
That was Gina.

She was just...
Just letting me know

that she had heard
from the garage today.

They were saying that your
tires were on backorder.

Could take a couple of weeks.

A couple of weeks?!

I don't have any
food in the house.

I'll tell you what, I'm
gonna come by in a bit,

take you to the store.

Fine. Don't keep me waiting.

Okay, bye.

You wanna tell me why
you're lying to your father?

I don't think it's safe for
him to be driving right now.

At least not until
he's had that MRI

and we know exactly
what's going on with him.

You know, I-I was
talking to Delilah,

and she was saying with
her dad's dementia,

she waited too long,

until he accidentally
ran a red light,

came this close to
hitting a school bus.

God forbid that my dad hurt
himself or anybody else.

No, I get it.

And I think you need to have
an honest conversation with him

about that. I can't.

You... You know how some kids
find their dad's Playboys

hidden under his bed?

My dad hid his own
magazines, too,

except they were called Car
and Driver.

He didn't want me and
Omar bending the pages.

I'm gonna need
some hardcore proof

before I even think
about dropping that bomb.

My compliments to
the chef, though.

Mm.

Who's married to a man
who eats dog biscuits. Mm.

♪ Regina's making
pastrami sammies ♪

♪ They're my all-time
favorite kind ♪

♪ All that salty cured meat! ♪

♪ Ooh, it's sublime!

♪ Regina's pastramiiii!

♪ Don't know what
rhymes with pastrami! ♪

♪ Gotta get some
pastramiiii! ♪

♪ It's just diviiiine!

Ow!

Thank you.

All right, I hate to
break up the jam sesh,

but these people gotta eat.

Coming, boss!

Thank you.

All right.

No, no.

Half's yours.

No, not...

Just take it.

Thank you.

- I'll see you again tomorrow?
- You know it.

Thanks, Soph.

Good morning.

Maggie.

Hi.

So, our favorite
person, "Colton Cutler,"

wants to see you.

It seems serious.

He's wearing even more
cologne than usual.

Oh, great.

I guess he wanted
to be extra fragrant

for the maternity leave talk
we've been avoiding. Ohh.

Right.

Okay, um, keep me posted?

Yeah.

Maggie, come on in.

How you feeling?

Good. Great.

How far along are you
now, uh, seven months?

Uh...

more like, um, seven and a half.

Great.

Great.

Well, I wanted to...

Yeah, finally discuss the
baby elephant in the room.

Give you this.

Oh.

W...

You didn't have to do that.

This is so...

Is this a soda machine?

I heard you telling Claudia

you can only keep
down bubbly water.

So, more a gift
for you than baby.

Wow.

That is so nice.

Yeah, what is it you
wanted to discuss?

Uh, the baby elephant?

Oh, right. Um...

yeah, I wanted to find
out how many episodes

you wanted me to bank
before you-know-who arrives.

Yeah, uh, let me think about
that and I'll get back to you.

Soon.

Okay. Wow.

You got that? Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, there's little
flavor packets

in case you want
some citrus essence.

I-I read that that can
help with the nausea.

Yeah, it really does.

Thank
you, Colton Cutler.

Have a good show! Yeah.

Hey, uh, is Sophie around?

She went to the store.

Can I help you with something?

I figured out what
rhymes with pastrami...

The second best
deli meat, salami.

And origami.

But those lyrics would be a
bit weird without context.

Uh, yeah, I'll... I'll
be sure to tell her.

Okay. Thanks. Yeah.

Uh, she's been there for
me in such an amazing way

through my final rounds of
chemo and losing my dad,

and I'm
trying to help Maggie

through this pregnancy,

but it just feels like I'm
stepping on booby traps.

There's a lactation
joke in there somewhere,

I
just... I-I can't summon it.

Haha! 10 points for me.

Okay, Gary, we do
not keep score.

We don't.

Ido.

Pregnancy, especially
first pregnancies,

can be a huge identity shift.

I can't believe I
don't know this.

Are you a parent?

You pay me way too much per
hour to talk about myself.

Damn.

You're good. Mm-hmm.

Okay, well, it sounds like
Maggie's spiraling a bit

and maybe taking it
out on her safe person?

Mm-hmm.

And supporting her might look
less like trying to make it okay

and more like encouraging
her through the rough parts.

How do I do that?

One way could be reminding
her of who she is.

Her strength, her power.

Oh. Hm. Mm-hmm.

Okay, well, looks like
my next client is here.

What do you think...
Should I tell them?

Tell them what?

That I'm your favorite.

Hey, bro.

Hey. Greta.

Come on in.

What are you doing here?

Oh, I-I do house calls now.

I heard somebody
at this residence

would like a dolphin
tattooed on their lower back?

I think that might clash
with my monarch butterfly,

but, uh, since you
came all this way,

the least I can do is
offer you a lemonade.

Sure.

And while I drink it, I will
apologize for last night.

Oh, it's okay.

You know, I'm always
happy to take Theo

for more than my allotted time

if you two ever
want to be alone.

Thanks, but what I said,
it... it wasn't cool.

Did Katherine guilt-trip
you into coming over here?

Oh, my God, she totally
guilt-tripped me.

The key in that situation
is to avoid all eye contact.

The second you look her
in the eye, she owns you.

Excellent tip.

It doesn't change the
fact that she's right.

I think I've been hiding
out over at you guys' place

because, well, I'm not
very good at being alone.

Well, who says you
have to be alone?

I mean, Bex down
at Strobe Lights

is a huge Red Ferns fan.

Mm.

No fans.

No, I want someone to
like me for who I am now.

Not some guy I used to be.

But check this out.

Oh, I'm intrigued.

What do you think?

A dating profile.

Too soon?

Uh, I don't know.

I'm the wrong person to ask.

I mean, Julia and I
were separated for like

five minutes when Katherine
walked into my gin joint.

And that got a little sticky.

Yeah, but you guys make
it look so easy now.

That's what I want...
Something simple.

Without all the drama and
involuntary manslaughter.

But I just don't really
know what I'm doing here.

I mean, "Recently
divorced Mov'n driver

with a substance
abuse problem."

Hey. "Five star
recently divorced

Mov'n driver with a substance
abuse problem."

I just don't know if I'm really
what women are looking for.

Well, lucky for you,
your ex-wife's girlfriend

knows exactly what
women are looking for.

All right, give me this.

Did you make a grocery list?

I don't need one.

I'm on the seafood diet.

I see food and I eat it.

Glad you still
remembered that joke.

- Hmm?
- Hmm?

Nothing.

Hey, son, I'm gonna need you

to make a right at
the next corner.

I thought we were going
to the grocery store.

We are, but first I gotta
talk to my guy, Larry.

Larry? Who's Larry?

He's a Lexus dealer.

He's about to sell
me my new car.

A new car?

Wh... What are you
talking about, Dad?

I'm tired of waiting on that old
junker to come out of the shop.

I got a credit
score in the 800s,

a pension I can barely spend,
and exactly zero grandkids.

I'm buying a car.

Do you know that Joseph
once met Joni Mitchell?

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, she was at
some outdoor cafe

and he played one of her songs
for her on his harmonica.

Wow, cool.

Almost too cool.

What do you mean?

Just, maybe take what he
says with a grain of salt.

You've been spending a
lot of time with him,

but we don't really
know him all that well.

So, do you want...

What, you want me to
stop playing with him?

I know I said you guys
could busk that first day,

but now I need you to focus
on working on the truck.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, of course. You're right.

Thank you.

Who would play you in
the biopic of your life?

Jake Gyllenhaal.

Wow, you
had that at the ready.

"Read the Book" or
"Seen the Movie"?

"Read the Book."

Seriously?

I've never seen
you read anything

besides the back
of a cereal box.

"Seen the Movie."

All right, questions are done,

now we just need a profile pic.

I actually got a
couple of cute ones

of you and Theo the other night.

Um.

What about this?

I mean, it's nice.
It's handsome.

But you
can't see the chair.

So?

So...

I mean, I don't want her
showing up to our first date

seeing that I'm in a chair

and thinking I'm, like,
catfishing her or something.

Oh, wow.

I-I-I never thought of that.

Well, I have to.

Anyone who shows up and has
a problem with your chair,

they'll have canceled themselves
in the first five seconds.

I am pretty comfortable
with myself in this thing,

but waiting to see
if she is, too...

it sort of sounds like torture.

On the other hand, you know,

say I do put the
chair in the picture

and no one even
gives me a chance.

Everyone on this app is
hiding who they really are.

I mean, that's why
they make padded bras.

But you can do
whatever you want here.

I mean, it's totally your call.

Do you have one with
me in the chair?

Right here.

Let's go with that one.

If it's a dealbreaker, they
swipe left and move on.

You got it.

I love her, but
it's starting to feel like

maybe I'm more committed
to us than she is.

Mm-hmm.

It's so bad, I'm too embarrassed

to talk to my friends about it,

but she still doesn't
seem to care...

What took you so long?

I had to go to the
pharmacy to get them.

I thought you said they
didn't work anyway?

They don't, but it's
worse without them.

Okay.

Well, Roger, I think
the question here

is not whyyour girlfriend
is bringing home...

peanuts...

when...

she knows that it could send you

into anaphylactic shock,

but how you'll respond when
she arrives home with the...

With the...

peanu...

- Well, how do you think - I should respond?
- You're...

- You're okay.
- Ugh.

Dr. Bloom?

A-Are you there?

Uh.

Uh, h-hi...

Uh. Hi. Sorry.

Sorry Dr. Bloom had to, uh,

step out for just a... a moment.

My name is... is Gary.

Um.

M...

Maybe I-I can help you. Maybe.

At this point,
I'm at a total loss.

I have so much invested.

I don't know what to do.

Whoa.

Uh, okay, Roger, well,
remember, I'm just a guy...

I am not a therapist,

but if she is knowingly
bringing something

that can kill you into the home?

Rodge. Ya gotta bounce.

Ugh. Bounce?

You really think so?

Without question, my dude.

Oh, man. Thank you, Gary.
And you're so right.

I-I gotta break up with her,
'cause it's insane, right?

Absolutely. Certifiably cray.

Oh, no.

All right. - Uh. Good luck to Roger.
- I gotta get back.

Uh, now what do we do?

We take, like, a break?

Oh... You know what?

Let's take... Let's
take one more call.

Who... Who do we got waiting?

We have
Sarah from Bayview.

Claudia!

Sarah from Bayview.

Hope this isn't about peanuts.

So much bare skin.

I'm like da Vinci looking at a
blank canvas.

Oh, look at this.
I have a match.

Ooh, very pretty.

Oh, and judging by the
Nat King Cole poster,

she's got good taste in music,

so she's probably never
heard of the Red Ferns.

Hey, we had a few
hits, okay?

Wow.

She liked the photo of
me in the wheelchair.

There you go. Okay.

So what do I do now?

You send her a picture
of what you're packing.

- Seriously?
- No.

No one needs to see
what you're packing,

unless your name is Marie
Kondo, and in that case,

like, congratulations
on sparking a movement.

Oh, she wants to
meet this afternoon.

Ooh.

Well, my work here is done.

What's going
on under the hood?

416 horsepower, with
a twin turbo V6 engine.

Look at the sunroof.

More like a
moon-stars-and-sun-roof

with everything you can
see out of it.

And because of the glass
roof's unique design,

it provides a larger opening
and more interior headroom

than a conventional roof.

Well, I'm sold.

That's great.

Let's go get started
on the paperwork.

Hey, Larry. Larry?

You mind giving my
dad and I a minute?

Of course.

Dad, you are not
buying a car today.

Oh, really?

And why is that?

'Cause the truth is...

My car's been ready
since 9:00 a.m.?

You knew?

After I got off
the phone with you,

I called the garage to complain
about why it was taking so long.

Yeah, of course you did.

You wanna tell me
why you lied to me?

'Cause I
don't want you driving.

Not until we get that MRI.

I'm telling you, there's
nothing wrong with me.

Yeah, tell that to
the parking lot guy

who watched you blow not one,
not two, but all four tires.

The only reason I forgot
my car was in reverse

was because that guy was
being a complete ass.

I've been driving for 60 years

and haven't had so much
as a speeding ticket.

I'm sorry, Pop.

It is too risky.

What if you hurt
yourself... Or someone else?

Tell you what...

Give me a road test.

What? You mean, like...

Let's go get my car and
we'll do a road test.

If I so much as
roll a stop sign,

I'll give you my keys,

but if I don't
make any mistakes,

you cease and desist.

So, do we have a deal?

We have a deal.

I don't know, Janet.

I mean,
maybe this is him

taking it out on
his safe person,

which is what my
therapist would say...

Shout out Dr. Jessica Bruno!

'Sup?

But I feel like this
is something else.

So, uh, I'm gonna say ya
gotta bounce.

And I'm proud to announce that,
uh, it is my turn to bounce,

because we are all
back in the room

with an actual
professional, Dr. Bloom!

Okay. Sorry, everyone.

I had to step away,
but I am back.

We have Allison from Newton.

- Hi, Dr. Bloom.
- Big fan. - Aww, thank you.

But this is actually
more of a Gary question.

Okay.

Dr. Bloom?

Hello?

Here he comes.

Uh.

Uh... hi.

It's Gare on the Air.

The
zucchinis were iffy,

so we're just sticking
with bell pepper.

Uh, Soph, did you empty the
cash into the safe already?

Uh, no.

I didn't think I was supposed
to until after the dinner rush.

Yeah, that's
right. You're not.

Eh...

Oh, my God.

We've been robbed.

So, I
just counted it, so I know there's $1,236.

And was the drawer locked?

No, but one of us was on
the truck the entire time.

Uh, actually, I did leave.

You did?

Morgan was dropping off
flyers for our show,

and I put them in my car.

Unfortunately, it
doesn't take long,

especially if you have
someone casing your truck.

Any idea who could've taken it?

Actually, there was someone
hanging around here earlier.

Well, yeah, but that
was this morning.

I mean, it could've
been anybody.

Okay.

Do you have security video?

No.

Look, the truth
is, without video,

we're probably not gonna
catch whoever took your money.

But if I were you...

I'd find another neighborhood
to park your truck.

Will do.

I'll bring the report by later
for your insurance company.

Thank you.

So, how'd
you get to Boston?

Uh, my boyfriend and I had a
very mature and boring breakup.

Mm. I wanted a change,

and my company has offices
in Boston and Lebanon.

I'm allergic to
pistachios, so here I am.

Okay.

First move since college.

Wow. And where did
you go to school?

The Bay Area.

So, Stanford or Berkeley?

Well, both, actually.

I-I got my undergrad
and masters at Stanford,

and then my PhD at Berkeley.

Wow. That is impressive.

Which is why I say
"The Bay Area."

It actually freaks
a lot of guys out.

And by guys, I obviously mean
little bitches.

Well, in their defense,

I can see how meeting
someone beautiful and smart

could be a little
terrifying.

Where did you go to school?

Uh, I did a few semesters
at Sanborn College,

then my band hit it kind of big.

Oh. We went on tour,

and then for the next decade,

I studied the effects of
alcohol on brain chemistry.

- Mm.
- Got an honorary PhD in that.

Impressive.

And what do you do now?

I'm a driver for Mov'n.

And how does that
work with your chair?

Oh, well, I have a
retrofitted mini van.

It has room for four passengers.

My ex-boyfriend actually had one
of those big conversion vans,

you know, with the
chair lift on the side.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, got surprisingly
great gas mileage.

Huh.

Yeah. I need to
look into that.

Whoa.

Two flavor cartridges?

Now, this... this thing's got
all the bells and whistles.

Yeah, well, it's probably
gonna be a parting gift

once Colton Cutler's Daddy
hears about that show.

Maggie.

Listen, that was, uh, awesome.

Gary.

Gare on the Air?

Loved it.

Huh. Thanks.

Well, that's... that's gotta
be good, right?

Gare on the Air... No.

That is not good.
That is so annoying.

I mean, you take over my show

and make a total joke
out of it, and what?

Now he likes it?

That guy has never said
one complimentary thing

about my show before, ever.

Hey, I'm so sorry.

I-I didn't mean to make
a joke of your show. No.

I-I just... I didn't
know what to do.

No, I know... I know you didn't,

and I know that I am being, as
you said, "certifiably cray,"

but...

what if I never
get back to myself?

What if... What if I'm sick
all the way until I give birth?

What if I can't bank
enough episodes?

I-I just feel... I
feel so out of control.

What
if I have to step away

and I lose everything that
I've worked so hard for?

Why don't you take a look
at that poster out there?

Not only are you smoking
hot...

but, uh, that's...

That's "In the Room
with Dr. Bloom."

Guess who built that.

You did.

Please, don't forget
how much power you have.

Yeah? Oh, yeah.

Or, maybe, instead of
worrying about Colton Cutler

and his dad want you
to do, you just...

You just go tell him
exactly what youwant to do.

Wow.

That's not bad, Dr. Mendez.

Really?

Yeah.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

Oh. Aww.

Ooh.

Um, did you have an
everything bagel today?

I did.

Okay, Mario Andretti,

we can hit the road
whenever you like.

I'm not even starting this car
until you buckle your seat belt.

Okay.

No. I understand.

Okay. Thank you.

So, insurance can't reimburse us

because the truck was left
unattended and unlocked.

Oh. I am so sorry.

I'm a little frustrated
because I just told you

I needed you to focus on
this job while you're here.

I know... you're
right. You're right.

Look, I promise, no more
busking, no more flyers.

You can even dock my
pay to make up for it.

No. That's... That's
not necessary.

We'll just do better
moving forward, okay?

It is creepy that
someone was in here.

I know.

Which I have to say,
Joseph wouldn't do that.

I've been trying to give him
the tips from busking all week,

and he won't take
more than half.

Yeah, well...

people in desperate situations
do desperate things.

Okay, no, you're way off base.

Honestly, Gina, the
way you and that cop

were just automatically
assuming it was him...

It's upsetting.

Listen, my heart breaks for him,

but I also need to
look out for you,

and the sad truth is that many
of the unhoused are on drugs...

including Joseph.

What?

I saw track marks on his arm.

No. That...

Okay,
and... and even then,

that doesn't mean that he was
the one that stole from us.

And you know it also doesn't
make him a bad person.

If anything, we
need to help him.

That is exactly why I
didn't want to tell you.

I hope he gets the
help that he needs,

but the last thing I want

is for you to get more
involved...

Oh, my God. - They're tearing it down.
- Wait, Soph.

Uh, excuse me, why are...
Why are you doing this?

I-I don't understand.

There's been a lot of complaints
about this encampment.

Some theft, drug activity.

Okay, well, I think I was
one of those complaints,

but I definitely didn't
want this to happen.

It's okay. It
happens all the time.

You can't just do this.

I mean, these are
people's things.

I mean, my friend isn't even
here to get what he needs.

Look, I'm just doing my job.

Uh, excuse me. Do you
know where Joseph is?

He does dialysis on Fridays,

usually gone all day.

He's at dialysis?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, those track
marks weren't from drugs.

They're from dialysis.

Which also means that he
couldn't have been here

when the money went missing.

Yeah.

Yeah, I can't watch
this.

Do you think you're giving
this guy enough room?

He's like a mile
in front of you.

His brake lights are out.

He may get rear-ended
by somebody today,

but it's not gonna be me.

Oh. It's Omar.
Could be important.

Your brother can wait.

Hey, you want to take a
right turn up here, Pop?

Ha!

Nice try.

It's a one-way street.

Not gonna get me that easily.

I mean, obviously,
they're brave,

but when you see these guys
competing in the Paralympics,

it really blows your mind.

Yeah, I should check that out.

Want another coffee?

I'm sorry. What is this?

What is what?

I mean, I think it's kinda weird

that your ex was in a wheelchair

and now you're matching with me.

You have a PhD. I
drive for Mov'n.

Is this some kind of
fetish or something?

No. Whoa.

No. That's not what
this is at all.

I met my last boyfriend because

he was on a basketball
team with my brother,

who was in a chair since
he was 4 years old.

So, I saw your photo and
I thought you were cute,

and, you know, the chair just
isn't that big a deal to me.

But it seems like maybe
it is a big deal to you.

Can I get
you guys anything else?

I think we're good.

My God. I am so sorry.

Listen, you seem like
a really nice guy,

but I'm just looking for someone

who's a little more confident
in what they have to offer.

Hit me up if you ever
end up figuring that out.

Hi, Maggie.

You wanted to see me? Yeah.

Um, I wanted to talk
about my maternity leave.

I know that I asked
what you were expecting,

but today, I
realized what Iwant,

and that is to take some time
off after my baby is born.

Okay. Uh, how much?

Uh, 10 weeks.

Well, actually...

corporate policy
says you get 12,

so I think you
should take all 12.

Uh, wow.

Colton, that's...

I... Between the thoughtful
gift and this, that's really...

Sorry, your support means a lot.

Well, a baby is
an exciting thing.

Yeah, it is.

Okay. Well, yeah, great.

All right. Then it's settled.

- Thank you.
- Okay.

Wow.

Uh, so, 12 weeks...

What are you gonna
put in my slot?

Oh, no, no. We're gonna
get a replacement therapist

to take over your show.

You know, I wasn't
so sure about it,

but then hearing Gary today,
it just got me excited.

I-I think the
audience is gonna love

having a new voice in the mix.

Wait, a-a replacement?

Oh, guest host.

No, you know, just temporarily,

while... while you're out.

Although, you know,
a lot of women decide

they want to stay at home
rather than come back to work,

which is, of course, a
perfectly viable choice.

- But I'm coming back.
- Oh, yeah. No.

Of course... Of course you are.

I'm just saying, whatever you
want is... is fine with us.

So...

Uh, enjoy that soda machine.

So, did I pass?

100%.

Great.

Then if you'll excuse me,

I'm going inside to watch golf.

But,
Dad, this isn't your house.

This... This is the apartment

you and mom lived in
when I was first born.

Right.

Of course. I...

We were just talking
about bringing you home

from the hospital,
and I think...

I got confused.

Easy mistake.

I mean, especially with
all the adrenaline, right?

And me trying to
trick you earlier.

I'm... I'm sorry about that.

It's okay, Pop.

You just... just give
yourself a second.

Maybe I've just
been making excuses.

Telling myself it's
not about forgetting

where you left your car keys...

it's... it's about forgetting
what the car keys are for.

I got you, Pop.

No matter what.

I'm gonna take care of
you. You know that, right?

So, then, I
basically accused her

of being a "chair chaser."

I'm just lucky she didn't
throw her drink at me.

I mean, it's not the strangest
fetish I've ever heard of.

Are you familiar
with Smurf Parties?

Too familiar,
sadly.

Theo's asleep.

I'm gonna be in the shower, and
I want you to join me there.

- Who are you talking to?
- Uh, hang on a second.

It's Eddie.

My Eddie?

I'm invested.

And why is he yourEddie?

Look, hot water's not
gonna last forever.

I will be there in a moment.

Okay, then what happened?

She said she thought that I
needed to be more confident

in what I have to offer.

Ugh. I officially hate anyone

who went to college
in "The Bay Area."

No, she's right.

The truth is, I don't
think I'm gonna find

what I'm looking
for on a dating app.

Okay, where are
you gonna find it?

Your father did an
incredible job today

of being exactly what I
needed, when I needed it.

I'm gonna need you
to say that again.

I just want to... Just
want to get it on record.

And, uh, I
may send it to Dr. Jessica,

but that's... that's really
more for her than for me.

He even came up with
his own catch phrase.

Ooh. True story.
"Ya gotta bounce."

Whoa.

I think someone else
liked your catch phrase.

Ahh.

Try it again. Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Ya gotta bounce.

Hey, buddy.

It's your dad here.

Well, your
qualifications are exceptional,

and we'll want to give
you an on-air audition,

but I can already tell

you've got a great
voice for radio.

Well, I really appreciate
the opportunity.

It's only for 12 weeks,

but
you never know.

You never do.