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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,918 --> 00:00:03,180 Tyrell thought maybe you would like 2 00:00:03,181 --> 00:00:04,616 to take his place on the food truck. 3 00:00:04,617 --> 00:00:06,096 I'm interested. 4 00:00:06,097 --> 00:00:08,751 Previously on "A Million Little Things"... 5 00:00:08,752 --> 00:00:10,471 Mr. Cutler fired me. 6 00:00:10,496 --> 00:00:12,454 He said if I couldn't control my talent, 7 00:00:12,479 --> 00:00:14,365 then he would hire someone who could. 8 00:00:14,366 --> 00:00:16,628 You were the only good thing about this last year. 9 00:00:16,629 --> 00:00:18,012 You were for me, too. 10 00:00:19,927 --> 00:00:21,429 Hey, maybe we could do dinner 11 00:00:21,454 --> 00:00:22,469 sometime with Theo, 12 00:00:22,494 --> 00:00:24,114 whenever you're ready to introduce him to Anna. 13 00:00:24,115 --> 00:00:26,900 I don't think that's gonna be happening anytime soon. 14 00:00:26,925 --> 00:00:28,583 You guys have a great dinner. 15 00:00:30,165 --> 00:00:32,079 Eddie, wait. 16 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:34,124 Dr. Jessica said I have to let go 17 00:00:34,125 --> 00:00:37,040 of the things I can't control and try to forgive myself. 18 00:00:37,041 --> 00:00:39,434 She also said that I have to stop being the person 19 00:00:39,435 --> 00:00:42,045 that starts every sentence with "Dr. Jessica said." 20 00:00:42,046 --> 00:00:44,961 Your dad has been having some memory problems. 21 00:00:44,986 --> 00:00:47,386 I might have maybe forgotten it was her birthday. 22 00:00:47,411 --> 00:00:49,412 I think you need to get your dad checked out. 23 00:00:55,494 --> 00:00:56,799 See that curb over there? 24 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:59,410 That's where I picked you up after you were born. 25 00:00:59,411 --> 00:01:01,673 In my Continental Coupe. 26 00:01:01,674 --> 00:01:04,764 Worked my butt off to make sure I brought you home in style. 27 00:01:04,765 --> 00:01:07,810 'Course we didn't have baby seats in those days. 28 00:01:07,811 --> 00:01:09,159 Your mom just sat in the back 29 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:11,596 and held you in her arms the whole way home. 30 00:01:11,597 --> 00:01:14,099 It's a wonder Generation X even exists. 31 00:01:14,124 --> 00:01:16,866 January 17, 1978. 32 00:01:17,386 --> 00:01:19,648 Dad, my birthday's January 15th. 33 00:01:19,649 --> 00:01:23,478 And we took you home from the hospital exactly two days later. 34 00:01:23,479 --> 00:01:24,594 I get it. I get it. 35 00:01:24,619 --> 00:01:26,133 You remember all the details. 36 00:01:26,134 --> 00:01:28,439 Which is why I didn't need to pass that cognitive test 37 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:30,137 to tell me I am perfectly fine. 38 00:01:30,138 --> 00:01:31,616 You passed with a 7 out of 10. 39 00:01:31,617 --> 00:01:34,271 If I brought home 70% on a test in high school 40 00:01:34,272 --> 00:01:36,317 you would have grounded me for a week. 41 00:01:36,318 --> 00:01:37,971 Besides, the doctor says we won't know anything for sure 42 00:01:37,972 --> 00:01:39,450 until we get the MRI. 43 00:01:39,451 --> 00:01:41,388 I'm telling you right now, I'm not getting an MRI. 44 00:01:41,412 --> 00:01:43,551 But, Pop... Just give me the parking ticket. 45 00:01:46,067 --> 00:01:48,198 I thought I had it. 46 00:01:48,199 --> 00:01:50,853 Maybe we need to be worried about your memory issues. 47 00:01:50,854 --> 00:01:52,201 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy. 48 00:01:52,225 --> 00:01:53,399 Back it up. 49 00:01:58,035 --> 00:02:01,534 Sorry, my son seems to have forgotten 50 00:02:01,559 --> 00:02:03,300 where he put our ticket. 51 00:02:03,301 --> 00:02:05,709 If you don't have your ticket, you gotta pay for the full day. 52 00:02:05,733 --> 00:02:06,864 $20. 53 00:02:06,889 --> 00:02:08,461 We were only here for 45 minutes. 54 00:02:08,486 --> 00:02:11,221 That's $2, and even that'srobbery. 55 00:02:11,222 --> 00:02:13,310 I'm sorry, sir, but if you don't have your ticket... 56 00:02:13,311 --> 00:02:14,512 Call my doctor. He'll tell you. 57 00:02:14,537 --> 00:02:15,712 It'll be $20. 58 00:02:15,737 --> 00:02:17,488 Let me speak to your supervisor. 59 00:02:17,489 --> 00:02:19,752 Okay, I'll go get him. 60 00:02:22,016 --> 00:02:23,364 20 bucks. 61 00:02:23,365 --> 00:02:24,495 Hey, I got it, Pop. 62 00:02:24,496 --> 00:02:26,584 Don't you dare give him that money. 63 00:02:26,585 --> 00:02:28,586 I'm telling you, 64 00:02:28,587 --> 00:02:31,546 if you don't open your stupid gate right now... Dad. 65 00:02:31,547 --> 00:02:33,291 I'm gonna drive right through it. 66 00:02:33,316 --> 00:02:34,448 Oh, no. 67 00:02:35,670 --> 00:02:38,074 Dad, what are you doing?! 68 00:02:45,909 --> 00:02:48,084 Hey, good thing you saved us 20 bucks, Pop. 69 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:50,783 We can put it towards $500 worth of tires. 70 00:02:52,133 --> 00:02:53,395 Oh. 71 00:02:54,570 --> 00:02:56,005 Here it is. 72 00:03:07,931 --> 00:03:09,453 Hey, beautiful. I'm home. 73 00:03:09,454 --> 00:03:11,064 Finally. 74 00:03:11,065 --> 00:03:12,369 What took you so long? 75 00:03:12,370 --> 00:03:14,851 Uh, traffic on Beacon was terrible. 76 00:03:17,288 --> 00:03:20,051 Mm. God, you were killing me with your texts today. 77 00:03:20,076 --> 00:03:21,704 Meetra kept asking me why I was blushing. 78 00:03:22,467 --> 00:03:23,946 Are we... Are we... 79 00:03:23,947 --> 00:03:25,905 Are we good? Yeah. 80 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:28,646 It's Wednesday. Eddie and Theo - left for dinner 10 minutes ago. - Oh. 81 00:03:28,647 --> 00:03:30,474 You know how Theo loves his all-you-can-eat breadsticks. 82 00:03:30,475 --> 00:03:31,954 What about the couch? 83 00:03:31,955 --> 00:03:33,434 We do some of our best work there. 84 00:03:33,435 --> 00:03:34,435 Yeah, we sure do. 85 00:03:39,006 --> 00:03:41,137 We're back! 86 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:42,486 Ah, T. Hey! 87 00:03:42,487 --> 00:03:43,792 Uh... 88 00:03:43,793 --> 00:03:45,620 That... Th... Th... That was fast. 89 00:03:45,621 --> 00:03:47,100 Yeah, we decided to just get takeout 90 00:03:47,101 --> 00:03:49,841 and keep working on our miniature skate park. 91 00:03:49,842 --> 00:03:51,104 Hey, I'll be right back. 92 00:03:51,105 --> 00:03:52,975 I can't build on a full bladder. 93 00:03:52,976 --> 00:03:57,153 Greta, I got you extra spicy. 94 00:03:57,154 --> 00:03:58,502 That's your favorite, right? 95 00:03:58,503 --> 00:03:59,939 Sure is. 96 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:02,245 Well, prepare to get messy. 97 00:04:02,246 --> 00:04:03,682 Already was. 98 00:04:05,032 --> 00:04:06,591 Oh... 99 00:04:07,121 --> 00:04:09,252 I'm interrupting. 100 00:04:09,253 --> 00:04:10,993 We just thought we had a little more time. 101 00:04:10,994 --> 00:04:13,082 I am so sorry. 102 00:04:13,083 --> 00:04:14,344 Should we go? 103 00:04:14,345 --> 00:04:15,693 - Yes. - No. 104 00:04:15,694 --> 00:04:18,174 No, it's... it's fine. 105 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:20,524 I have been coming over here a lot lately, haven't I? 106 00:04:20,525 --> 00:04:22,352 Just the last five nights. 107 00:04:22,353 --> 00:04:23,875 Oh, God. 108 00:04:23,876 --> 00:04:25,138 I'm the house guest that never leaves. 109 00:04:25,139 --> 00:04:27,531 You're going through a tough time with Anna, 110 00:04:27,532 --> 00:04:28,837 and the breakup... 111 00:04:28,838 --> 00:04:31,013 Look, you're welcome here anytime. 112 00:04:31,014 --> 00:04:32,536 Right, Greta? 113 00:04:32,537 --> 00:04:34,843 Of course, yeah. Right. 114 00:04:34,844 --> 00:04:36,411 Just maybe not allthe time. 115 00:04:38,761 --> 00:04:39,891 So are we using the instructions, 116 00:04:39,892 --> 00:04:41,284 or are we going rogue this time? 117 00:04:41,285 --> 00:04:45,332 Actually, I am gonna take my mac n cheese to go. 118 00:04:45,333 --> 00:04:46,521 Are you sure? 119 00:04:46,546 --> 00:04:47,725 Yeah. 120 00:04:47,726 --> 00:04:51,294 Mov'n is going into surge pricing, I gotta take advantage. 121 00:04:51,295 --> 00:04:53,383 - Love you, pal. - Okay. 122 00:04:53,384 --> 00:04:54,539 Tomorrow night, then? 123 00:04:54,564 --> 00:04:55,604 Uh, actually, you know what? 124 00:04:55,605 --> 00:04:56,732 Let's just play that by ear. 125 00:04:56,757 --> 00:04:57,881 Okay. Bye, Dad. 126 00:04:57,905 --> 00:05:00,216 So, how are you at Legos? 127 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:01,870 I'll get us set up. 128 00:05:08,791 --> 00:05:11,140 Oh. Ah. 129 00:05:11,141 --> 00:05:13,534 Morning sickness is back, huh? 130 00:05:13,535 --> 00:05:16,885 I mean, um, uh, hyperemesis gravidarum, 131 00:05:16,886 --> 00:05:19,670 which is strangely not a Harry Potter spell. 132 00:05:19,671 --> 00:05:22,151 No, but it is a curse. 133 00:05:22,152 --> 00:05:24,849 I totally duped myself into thinking I was getting better 134 00:05:24,850 --> 00:05:26,590 over the last few weeks, and then this morning? 135 00:05:26,591 --> 00:05:28,679 Boom. I'm so sorry. 136 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:29,724 I tell you what... I'll go to the store, 137 00:05:29,725 --> 00:05:30,816 I'll get you whatever you want 138 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:32,683 as soon as I get some of this gravidarum cleaned up 139 00:05:32,684 --> 00:05:34,772 off the floor here. 140 00:05:34,773 --> 00:05:36,165 Oh, boy! Never mind. 141 00:05:36,166 --> 00:05:38,211 Colin... he's gonna do the job for us, 142 00:05:38,212 --> 00:05:41,431 and that's gonna give me some hyperemesis gravidarum. 143 00:05:41,432 --> 00:05:42,867 Oh, you poor thing. 144 00:05:42,868 --> 00:05:44,608 Maybe that's something you can discuss today 145 00:05:44,609 --> 00:05:46,784 in your therapy session with Dr. Jessica 146 00:05:46,785 --> 00:05:48,438 and not with me... 147 00:05:48,439 --> 00:05:49,744 right now. 148 00:05:49,745 --> 00:05:52,355 Know your audience. Got it. Check. 149 00:05:52,356 --> 00:05:54,227 I'm sorry. 150 00:05:54,228 --> 00:05:56,794 All I can keep down is bubbly water and Ensure, 151 00:05:56,795 --> 00:05:58,361 and of course this is happening 152 00:05:58,362 --> 00:06:01,582 when I'm trying to bank as many episodes as I can at work. 153 00:06:01,583 --> 00:06:03,932 How many episodes does your boss expect you to bank? 154 00:06:03,933 --> 00:06:06,195 I don't know, but based on the fact 155 00:06:06,196 --> 00:06:09,416 that Mr. Cutler's golden boy, "Colton Cutler," 156 00:06:09,417 --> 00:06:11,461 hasn't even acknowledged my pregnancy, 157 00:06:11,462 --> 00:06:14,116 I'm guessing he and his dad want me to be off the air 158 00:06:14,117 --> 00:06:16,118 for as short a time as possible. 159 00:06:16,119 --> 00:06:17,989 Aaand rather than ask him outright, 160 00:06:17,990 --> 00:06:19,904 you're just gonna wing it? 161 00:06:19,905 --> 00:06:21,210 Yep. 162 00:06:21,211 --> 00:06:23,560 I'm happy to avoid talking to him altogether. 163 00:06:23,561 --> 00:06:27,608 And not just because his natural musk makes me ill. 164 00:06:29,067 --> 00:06:32,439 You know I love it when you make fun of anybody, really, 165 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:33,614 so I hesitate to put this out there, 166 00:06:33,615 --> 00:06:35,134 but 167 00:06:35,159 --> 00:06:38,923 I did meet him, and he seemed harmless enough. 168 00:06:38,924 --> 00:06:40,067 Don't fall for it. 169 00:06:40,092 --> 00:06:43,879 He acts all nice, but he has had it in for me ever since he said 170 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:47,125 that he thinks that "cancel culture is ruining our country," 171 00:06:47,150 --> 00:06:50,413 and I said, "That is grossly oversimplifying 172 00:06:50,414 --> 00:06:51,987 a complex issue." 173 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:56,102 If I remember correctly, you actually called him a simpleton. 174 00:06:56,127 --> 00:06:58,563 Oh, yeah. 175 00:06:58,588 --> 00:06:59,862 I gotta go. 176 00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:01,801 Oh, road dog. Oh, God, yes. 177 00:07:01,826 --> 00:07:03,044 Thank you. 178 00:07:03,069 --> 00:07:04,896 You're the best. 179 00:07:04,921 --> 00:07:06,878 Please tell Dr. Jessica I said that 180 00:07:06,903 --> 00:07:09,080 to make up for all the horrible things that I've done to you. 181 00:07:09,104 --> 00:07:10,104 Will do. Okay. 182 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,199 Mm... Ooh. 183 00:07:11,224 --> 00:07:12,572 What? 184 00:07:12,597 --> 00:07:14,076 Did you brush your teeth today? 185 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,492 Yes. 186 00:07:15,526 --> 00:07:17,048 Mnh. 187 00:07:17,049 --> 00:07:18,912 Which is bad? That's bad? 188 00:07:18,937 --> 00:07:21,705 It's just... I can smell your toothpaste from here, 189 00:07:21,706 --> 00:07:23,143 so I'm gonna go. 190 00:07:24,298 --> 00:07:25,428 Love you, too. 191 00:07:26,726 --> 00:07:29,076 Wow. If she had smelled the everything bagel I had 192 00:07:29,101 --> 00:07:30,901 before I brushed, you would've gotten seconds. 193 00:07:31,853 --> 00:07:33,159 That's on me. 194 00:07:36,199 --> 00:07:39,375 Oh, what do we have here? 195 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:40,769 Those are dog biscuits! 196 00:07:41,811 --> 00:07:43,029 Not bad. 197 00:07:43,054 --> 00:07:44,706 It comes free with any sandwich. 198 00:07:44,731 --> 00:07:46,123 Andyou get a sandwich? 199 00:07:46,148 --> 00:07:48,280 Well, Sophie and I have been parking the truck 200 00:07:48,305 --> 00:07:50,697 down by this new dog park in Roxbury. 201 00:07:50,735 --> 00:07:53,389 Baby, business has been crazy. 202 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:54,842 That's a rough neighborhood, isn't it? 203 00:07:54,866 --> 00:07:58,043 Yeah, it's rough, and now "ruff"! 204 00:07:58,068 --> 00:08:00,286 Never been more in love with you. 205 00:08:00,311 --> 00:08:02,312 You better be talking to your wife. 206 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,357 Don't worry, Pop. She's right here. 207 00:08:04,358 --> 00:08:06,010 When's my car gonna be ready? 208 00:08:06,011 --> 00:08:07,240 It's been three days. 209 00:08:07,265 --> 00:08:09,266 You're talking about vintage white wall tires. 210 00:08:09,291 --> 00:08:11,212 It might take a minute to track 'em down. 211 00:08:11,237 --> 00:08:12,582 Oh. I forgot to tell you. The... The garage called. 212 00:08:12,583 --> 00:08:13,670 His tires are in. 213 00:08:13,671 --> 00:08:15,095 What'd you say? 214 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,715 No, no, no. That... That was Gina. 215 00:08:16,740 --> 00:08:18,225 She was just... Just letting me know 216 00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:19,686 that she had heard from the garage today. 217 00:08:19,710 --> 00:08:21,842 They were saying that your tires were on backorder. 218 00:08:21,867 --> 00:08:22,917 Could take a couple of weeks. 219 00:08:22,941 --> 00:08:24,551 A couple of weeks?! 220 00:08:24,552 --> 00:08:26,165 I don't have any food in the house. 221 00:08:26,190 --> 00:08:27,975 I'll tell you what, I'm gonna come by in a bit, 222 00:08:27,999 --> 00:08:29,216 take you to the store. 223 00:08:29,241 --> 00:08:30,850 Fine. Don't keep me waiting. 224 00:08:30,875 --> 00:08:32,312 Okay, bye. 225 00:08:34,001 --> 00:08:37,265 You wanna tell me why you're lying to your father? 226 00:08:38,781 --> 00:08:41,739 I don't think it's safe for him to be driving right now. 227 00:08:41,764 --> 00:08:44,505 At least not until he's had that MRI 228 00:08:44,535 --> 00:08:47,102 and we know exactly what's going on with him. 229 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:48,643 You know, I-I was talking to Delilah, 230 00:08:48,668 --> 00:08:50,118 and she was saying with her dad's dementia, 231 00:08:50,142 --> 00:08:51,621 she waited too long, 232 00:08:51,622 --> 00:08:53,250 until he accidentally ran a red light, 233 00:08:53,275 --> 00:08:55,537 came this close to hitting a school bus. 234 00:08:55,562 --> 00:08:59,509 God forbid that my dad hurt himself or anybody else. 235 00:08:59,534 --> 00:09:01,242 No, I get it. 236 00:09:01,968 --> 00:09:04,882 And I think you need to have an honest conversation with him 237 00:09:04,907 --> 00:09:06,482 about that. I can't. 238 00:09:06,507 --> 00:09:09,335 You... You know how some kids find their dad's Playboys 239 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:10,708 hidden under his bed? 240 00:09:10,733 --> 00:09:12,299 My dad hid his own magazines, too, 241 00:09:12,324 --> 00:09:14,886 except they were called Car and Driver. 242 00:09:14,911 --> 00:09:17,261 He didn't want me and Omar bending the pages. 243 00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:21,533 I'm gonna need some hardcore proof 244 00:09:21,558 --> 00:09:23,720 before I even think about dropping that bomb. 245 00:09:23,745 --> 00:09:25,213 My compliments to the chef, though. 246 00:09:25,238 --> 00:09:26,543 Mm. 247 00:09:28,682 --> 00:09:31,466 Who's married to a man who eats dog biscuits. Mm. 248 00:09:38,269 --> 00:09:41,588 ♪ Regina's making pastrami sammies ♪ 249 00:09:41,613 --> 00:09:44,658 ♪ They're my all-time favorite kind ♪ 250 00:09:44,683 --> 00:09:46,669 ♪ All that salty cured meat! ♪ 251 00:09:47,542 --> 00:09:50,201 ♪ Ooh, it's sublime! 252 00:09:50,202 --> 00:09:52,634 ♪ Regina's pastramiiii! 253 00:09:52,659 --> 00:09:55,837 ♪ Don't know what rhymes with pastrami! ♪ 254 00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:58,516 ♪ Gotta get some pastramiiii! ♪ 255 00:09:58,541 --> 00:10:03,284 ♪ It's just diviiiine! 256 00:10:03,309 --> 00:10:05,397 Ow! 257 00:10:05,422 --> 00:10:06,857 Thank you. 258 00:10:06,882 --> 00:10:08,622 All right, I hate to break up the jam sesh, 259 00:10:08,647 --> 00:10:09,676 but these people gotta eat. 260 00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:11,353 Coming, boss! 261 00:10:11,354 --> 00:10:12,355 Thank you. 262 00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:14,811 All right. 263 00:10:14,836 --> 00:10:16,054 No, no. 264 00:10:16,079 --> 00:10:17,581 Half's yours. 265 00:10:17,606 --> 00:10:18,823 No, not... 266 00:10:18,848 --> 00:10:20,153 Just take it. 267 00:10:20,178 --> 00:10:21,439 Thank you. 268 00:10:21,464 --> 00:10:23,335 - I'll see you again tomorrow? - You know it. 269 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:25,099 Thanks, Soph. 270 00:10:38,686 --> 00:10:39,816 Good morning. 271 00:10:39,817 --> 00:10:41,470 Maggie. 272 00:10:41,471 --> 00:10:42,645 Hi. 273 00:10:42,646 --> 00:10:45,909 So, our favorite person, "Colton Cutler," 274 00:10:45,910 --> 00:10:47,084 wants to see you. 275 00:10:47,085 --> 00:10:48,738 It seems serious. 276 00:10:48,739 --> 00:10:50,566 He's wearing even more cologne than usual. 277 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,568 Oh, great. 278 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,701 I guess he wanted to be extra fragrant 279 00:10:54,702 --> 00:10:57,225 for the maternity leave talk we've been avoiding. Ohh. 280 00:10:57,226 --> 00:10:58,226 Right. 281 00:10:58,227 --> 00:11:00,359 Okay, um, keep me posted? 282 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,883 Yeah. 283 00:11:07,454 --> 00:11:09,106 Maggie, come on in. 284 00:11:09,107 --> 00:11:10,238 How you feeling? 285 00:11:10,239 --> 00:11:11,544 Good. Great. 286 00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:14,069 How far along are you now, uh, seven months? 287 00:11:15,723 --> 00:11:17,724 Uh... 288 00:11:17,725 --> 00:11:19,378 more like, um, seven and a half. 289 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,075 Great. 290 00:11:21,076 --> 00:11:23,251 Great. 291 00:11:23,252 --> 00:11:25,079 Well, I wanted to... 292 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:29,431 Yeah, finally discuss the baby elephant in the room. 293 00:11:29,432 --> 00:11:31,607 Give you this. 294 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:32,782 Oh. 295 00:11:32,783 --> 00:11:34,567 W... 296 00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:36,438 You didn't have to do that. 297 00:11:36,439 --> 00:11:38,962 This is so... 298 00:11:38,963 --> 00:11:40,399 Is this a soda machine? 299 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,617 I heard you telling Claudia 300 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:43,227 you can only keep down bubbly water. 301 00:11:43,228 --> 00:11:45,143 So, more a gift for you than baby. 302 00:11:46,493 --> 00:11:47,971 Wow. 303 00:11:47,972 --> 00:11:51,279 That is so nice. 304 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:52,933 Yeah, what is it you wanted to discuss? 305 00:11:52,934 --> 00:11:54,325 Uh, the baby elephant? 306 00:11:54,326 --> 00:11:56,284 Oh, right. Um... 307 00:11:56,285 --> 00:11:59,461 yeah, I wanted to find out how many episodes 308 00:11:59,462 --> 00:12:02,899 you wanted me to bank before you-know-who arrives. 309 00:12:02,900 --> 00:12:07,077 Yeah, uh, let me think about that and I'll get back to you. 310 00:12:07,078 --> 00:12:08,471 Soon. 311 00:12:09,516 --> 00:12:11,342 Okay. Wow. 312 00:12:11,343 --> 00:12:12,474 You got that? Yeah. 313 00:12:12,475 --> 00:12:13,823 Okay. 314 00:12:15,347 --> 00:12:17,653 Oh, there's little flavor packets 315 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,655 in case you want some citrus essence. 316 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:22,136 I-I read that that can help with the nausea. 317 00:12:22,137 --> 00:12:25,182 Yeah, it really does. 318 00:12:25,183 --> 00:12:27,489 Thank you, Colton Cutler. 319 00:12:27,490 --> 00:12:29,491 Have a good show! Yeah. 320 00:12:32,234 --> 00:12:34,104 Hey, uh, is Sophie around? 321 00:12:34,105 --> 00:12:35,279 She went to the store. 322 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:36,498 Can I help you with something? 323 00:12:36,499 --> 00:12:39,936 I figured out what rhymes with pastrami... 324 00:12:39,937 --> 00:12:42,025 The second best deli meat, salami. 325 00:12:42,026 --> 00:12:44,288 And origami. 326 00:12:44,289 --> 00:12:46,682 But those lyrics would be a bit weird without context. 327 00:12:49,904 --> 00:12:52,993 Uh, yeah, I'll... I'll be sure to tell her. 328 00:12:52,994 --> 00:12:55,386 Okay. Thanks. Yeah. 329 00:13:03,439 --> 00:13:07,398 Uh, she's been there for me in such an amazing way 330 00:13:07,399 --> 00:13:11,141 through my final rounds of chemo and losing my dad, 331 00:13:11,142 --> 00:13:12,882 and I'm trying to help Maggie 332 00:13:12,883 --> 00:13:14,275 through this pregnancy, 333 00:13:14,276 --> 00:13:17,496 but it just feels like I'm stepping on booby traps. 334 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:19,410 There's a lactation joke in there somewhere, 335 00:13:19,411 --> 00:13:21,325 I just... I-I can't summon it. 336 00:13:21,326 --> 00:13:24,067 Haha! 10 points for me. 337 00:13:24,068 --> 00:13:25,721 Okay, Gary, we do not keep score. 338 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,680 We don't. 339 00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:28,898 Ido. 340 00:13:28,899 --> 00:13:31,248 Pregnancy, especially first pregnancies, 341 00:13:31,249 --> 00:13:34,122 can be a huge identity shift. 342 00:13:35,297 --> 00:13:36,732 I can't believe I don't know this. 343 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,560 Are you a parent? 344 00:13:38,561 --> 00:13:40,910 You pay me way too much per hour to talk about myself. 345 00:13:40,911 --> 00:13:42,521 Damn. 346 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,827 You're good. Mm-hmm. 347 00:13:44,828 --> 00:13:48,396 Okay, well, it sounds like Maggie's spiraling a bit 348 00:13:48,397 --> 00:13:50,572 and maybe taking it out on her safe person? 349 00:13:50,573 --> 00:13:52,269 Mm-hmm. 350 00:13:52,270 --> 00:13:55,577 And supporting her might look less like trying to make it okay 351 00:13:55,578 --> 00:13:59,450 and more like encouraging her through the rough parts. 352 00:13:59,451 --> 00:14:00,713 How do I do that? 353 00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:03,454 One way could be reminding her of who she is. 354 00:14:03,455 --> 00:14:05,761 Her strength, her power. 355 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,155 Oh. Hm. Mm-hmm. 356 00:14:10,332 --> 00:14:12,463 Okay, well, looks like my next client is here. 357 00:14:12,464 --> 00:14:13,682 What do you think... Should I tell them? 358 00:14:13,683 --> 00:14:15,771 Tell them what? 359 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,294 That I'm your favorite. 360 00:14:21,865 --> 00:14:22,952 Hey, bro. 361 00:14:22,953 --> 00:14:24,606 Hey. Greta. 362 00:14:24,607 --> 00:14:25,738 Come on in. 363 00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:27,304 What are you doing here? 364 00:14:27,305 --> 00:14:29,872 Oh, I-I do house calls now. 365 00:14:29,873 --> 00:14:31,221 I heard somebody at this residence 366 00:14:31,222 --> 00:14:34,268 would like a dolphin tattooed on their lower back? 367 00:14:34,269 --> 00:14:37,140 I think that might clash with my monarch butterfly, 368 00:14:37,141 --> 00:14:39,316 but, uh, since you came all this way, 369 00:14:39,317 --> 00:14:41,101 the least I can do is offer you a lemonade. 370 00:14:41,102 --> 00:14:43,059 Sure. 371 00:14:43,060 --> 00:14:46,107 And while I drink it, I will apologize for last night. 372 00:14:47,108 --> 00:14:49,545 Oh, it's okay. 373 00:14:50,546 --> 00:14:52,155 You know, I'm always happy to take Theo 374 00:14:52,156 --> 00:14:53,287 for more than my allotted time 375 00:14:53,288 --> 00:14:54,549 if you two ever want to be alone. 376 00:14:54,550 --> 00:14:58,691 Thanks, but what I said, it... it wasn't cool. 377 00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:02,078 Did Katherine guilt-trip you into coming over here? 378 00:15:02,079 --> 00:15:04,124 Oh, my God, she totally guilt-tripped me. 379 00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:06,953 The key in that situation is to avoid all eye contact. 380 00:15:06,954 --> 00:15:09,651 The second you look her in the eye, she owns you. 381 00:15:09,652 --> 00:15:10,913 Excellent tip. 382 00:15:10,914 --> 00:15:13,133 It doesn't change the fact that she's right. 383 00:15:13,134 --> 00:15:15,135 I think I've been hiding out over at you guys' place 384 00:15:15,136 --> 00:15:18,660 because, well, I'm not very good at being alone. 385 00:15:18,661 --> 00:15:20,357 Well, who says you have to be alone? 386 00:15:20,358 --> 00:15:22,490 I mean, Bex down at Strobe Lights 387 00:15:22,491 --> 00:15:24,840 is a huge Red Ferns fan. 388 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,537 Mm. 389 00:15:26,538 --> 00:15:28,191 No fans. 390 00:15:28,192 --> 00:15:30,541 No, I want someone to like me for who I am now. 391 00:15:30,542 --> 00:15:34,023 Not some guy I used to be. 392 00:15:34,024 --> 00:15:36,679 But check this out. 393 00:15:37,985 --> 00:15:39,377 Oh, I'm intrigued. 394 00:15:40,683 --> 00:15:41,683 What do you think? 395 00:15:41,684 --> 00:15:42,858 A dating profile. 396 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:43,859 Too soon? 397 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:44,860 Uh, I don't know. 398 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:46,383 I'm the wrong person to ask. 399 00:15:46,384 --> 00:15:47,994 I mean, Julia and I were separated for like 400 00:15:47,995 --> 00:15:50,692 five minutes when Katherine walked into my gin joint. 401 00:15:50,693 --> 00:15:53,564 And that got a little sticky. 402 00:15:53,565 --> 00:15:56,480 Yeah, but you guys make it look so easy now. 403 00:15:56,481 --> 00:15:58,657 That's what I want... Something simple. 404 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:01,790 Without all the drama and involuntary manslaughter. 405 00:16:03,401 --> 00:16:06,142 But I just don't really know what I'm doing here. 406 00:16:06,143 --> 00:16:09,537 I mean, "Recently divorced Mov'n driver 407 00:16:09,538 --> 00:16:11,365 with a substance abuse problem." 408 00:16:11,366 --> 00:16:14,237 Hey. "Five star recently divorced 409 00:16:14,238 --> 00:16:17,501 Mov'n driver with a substance abuse problem." 410 00:16:17,502 --> 00:16:21,549 I just don't know if I'm really what women are looking for. 411 00:16:21,550 --> 00:16:25,248 Well, lucky for you, your ex-wife's girlfriend 412 00:16:25,249 --> 00:16:27,903 knows exactly what women are looking for. 413 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,905 All right, give me this. 414 00:16:33,823 --> 00:16:34,823 Did you make a grocery list? 415 00:16:34,824 --> 00:16:36,607 I don't need one. 416 00:16:36,608 --> 00:16:38,261 I'm on the seafood diet. 417 00:16:38,262 --> 00:16:41,874 I see food and I eat it. 418 00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,876 Glad you still remembered that joke. 419 00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:45,094 - Hmm? - Hmm? 420 00:16:45,095 --> 00:16:46,748 Nothing. 421 00:16:46,749 --> 00:16:48,271 Hey, son, I'm gonna need you 422 00:16:48,272 --> 00:16:50,447 to make a right at the next corner. 423 00:16:50,448 --> 00:16:51,753 I thought we were going to the grocery store. 424 00:16:51,754 --> 00:16:55,888 We are, but first I gotta talk to my guy, Larry. 425 00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:57,890 Larry? Who's Larry? 426 00:16:57,891 --> 00:16:59,108 He's a Lexus dealer. 427 00:16:59,109 --> 00:17:01,023 He's about to sell me my new car. 428 00:17:01,024 --> 00:17:02,416 A new car? 429 00:17:02,417 --> 00:17:04,070 Wh... What are you talking about, Dad? 430 00:17:04,071 --> 00:17:06,942 I'm tired of waiting on that old junker to come out of the shop. 431 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:08,770 I got a credit score in the 800s, 432 00:17:08,771 --> 00:17:13,254 a pension I can barely spend, and exactly zero grandkids. 433 00:17:14,603 --> 00:17:16,038 I'm buying a car. 434 00:17:23,786 --> 00:17:25,787 Do you know that Joseph once met Joni Mitchell? 435 00:17:25,788 --> 00:17:26,875 Oh, yeah? 436 00:17:26,876 --> 00:17:28,964 Yeah, she was at some outdoor cafe 437 00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:31,924 and he played one of her songs for her on his harmonica. 438 00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:34,230 Wow, cool. 439 00:17:34,231 --> 00:17:36,580 Almost too cool. 440 00:17:36,581 --> 00:17:38,147 What do you mean? 441 00:17:38,148 --> 00:17:41,498 Just, maybe take what he says with a grain of salt. 442 00:17:41,499 --> 00:17:43,631 You've been spending a lot of time with him, 443 00:17:43,632 --> 00:17:46,416 but we don't really know him all that well. 444 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,071 So, do you want... 445 00:17:49,072 --> 00:17:50,507 What, you want me to stop playing with him? 446 00:17:50,508 --> 00:17:52,771 I know I said you guys could busk that first day, 447 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:56,210 but now I need you to focus on working on the truck. 448 00:17:58,342 --> 00:17:59,908 Yeah, okay. 449 00:17:59,909 --> 00:18:00,996 Yeah, of course. You're right. 450 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,824 Thank you. 451 00:18:08,831 --> 00:18:11,354 Who would play you in the biopic of your life? 452 00:18:11,355 --> 00:18:12,965 Jake Gyllenhaal. 453 00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:15,794 Wow, you had that at the ready. 454 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,534 "Read the Book" or "Seen the Movie"? 455 00:18:17,535 --> 00:18:19,014 "Read the Book." 456 00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:20,363 Seriously? 457 00:18:20,364 --> 00:18:21,712 I've never seen you read anything 458 00:18:21,713 --> 00:18:23,497 besides the back of a cereal box. 459 00:18:23,498 --> 00:18:25,107 "Seen the Movie." 460 00:18:25,108 --> 00:18:26,717 All right, questions are done, 461 00:18:26,718 --> 00:18:28,545 now we just need a profile pic. 462 00:18:28,546 --> 00:18:29,808 I actually got a couple of cute ones 463 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,722 of you and Theo the other night. 464 00:18:31,723 --> 00:18:33,421 Um. 465 00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:35,988 What about this? 466 00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:37,380 I mean, it's nice. It's handsome. 467 00:18:37,381 --> 00:18:39,731 But you can't see the chair. 468 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,037 So? 469 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:44,039 So... 470 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,346 I mean, I don't want her showing up to our first date 471 00:18:46,347 --> 00:18:47,738 seeing that I'm in a chair 472 00:18:47,739 --> 00:18:50,741 and thinking I'm, like, catfishing her or something. 473 00:18:50,742 --> 00:18:52,221 Oh, wow. 474 00:18:52,222 --> 00:18:53,875 I-I-I never thought of that. 475 00:18:53,876 --> 00:18:55,659 Well, I have to. 476 00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:01,970 Anyone who shows up and has a problem with your chair, 477 00:19:01,971 --> 00:19:04,755 they'll have canceled themselves in the first five seconds. 478 00:19:04,756 --> 00:19:07,367 I am pretty comfortable with myself in this thing, 479 00:19:07,368 --> 00:19:11,893 but waiting to see if she is, too... 480 00:19:11,894 --> 00:19:13,895 it sort of sounds like torture. 481 00:19:13,896 --> 00:19:15,766 On the other hand, you know, 482 00:19:15,767 --> 00:19:17,594 say I do put the chair in the picture 483 00:19:17,595 --> 00:19:20,075 and no one even gives me a chance. 484 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:23,600 Everyone on this app is hiding who they really are. 485 00:19:23,601 --> 00:19:26,734 I mean, that's why they make padded bras. 486 00:19:28,258 --> 00:19:30,607 But you can do whatever you want here. 487 00:19:30,608 --> 00:19:34,263 I mean, it's totally your call. 488 00:19:34,264 --> 00:19:36,918 Do you have one with me in the chair? 489 00:19:36,919 --> 00:19:39,181 Right here. 490 00:19:39,182 --> 00:19:40,879 Let's go with that one. 491 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,620 If it's a dealbreaker, they swipe left and move on. 492 00:19:43,621 --> 00:19:45,100 You got it. 493 00:19:51,586 --> 00:19:54,414 I love her, but it's starting to feel like 494 00:19:54,415 --> 00:19:56,633 maybe I'm more committed to us than she is. 495 00:19:56,634 --> 00:19:58,287 Mm-hmm. 496 00:19:58,288 --> 00:19:59,767 It's so bad, I'm too embarrassed 497 00:19:59,768 --> 00:20:01,525 to talk to my friends about it, 498 00:20:01,550 --> 00:20:03,551 but she still doesn't seem to care... 499 00:20:03,576 --> 00:20:04,635 What took you so long? 500 00:20:04,660 --> 00:20:05,835 I had to go to the pharmacy to get them. 501 00:20:05,859 --> 00:20:07,284 I thought you said they didn't work anyway? 502 00:20:07,308 --> 00:20:08,753 They don't, but it's worse without them. 503 00:20:08,777 --> 00:20:09,889 Okay. 504 00:20:10,561 --> 00:20:13,955 Well, Roger, I think the question here 505 00:20:13,956 --> 00:20:17,219 is not whyyour girlfriend is bringing home... 506 00:20:17,220 --> 00:20:19,483 peanuts... 507 00:20:20,876 --> 00:20:23,486 when... 508 00:20:23,487 --> 00:20:26,141 she knows that it could send you 509 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,969 into anaphylactic shock, 510 00:20:27,970 --> 00:20:33,019 but how you'll respond when she arrives home with the... 511 00:20:34,455 --> 00:20:36,804 With the... 512 00:20:36,805 --> 00:20:38,328 peanu... 513 00:20:40,243 --> 00:20:42,114 - Well, how do you think - I should respond? - You're... 514 00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:43,464 - You're okay. - Ugh. 515 00:20:46,032 --> 00:20:48,120 Dr. Bloom? 516 00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:50,339 A-Are you there? 517 00:20:50,340 --> 00:20:51,646 Uh. 518 00:20:53,039 --> 00:20:54,691 Uh, h-hi... 519 00:20:54,692 --> 00:20:56,432 Uh. Hi. Sorry. 520 00:20:56,433 --> 00:20:57,520 Sorry Dr. Bloom had to, uh, 521 00:20:57,521 --> 00:21:00,306 step out for just a... a moment. 522 00:21:00,307 --> 00:21:02,222 My name is... is Gary. 523 00:21:03,310 --> 00:21:04,398 Um. 524 00:21:05,921 --> 00:21:07,008 M... 525 00:21:07,009 --> 00:21:09,533 Maybe I-I can help you. Maybe. 526 00:21:11,492 --> 00:21:13,493 At this point, I'm at a total loss. 527 00:21:13,494 --> 00:21:14,885 I have so much invested. 528 00:21:14,886 --> 00:21:15,886 I don't know what to do. 529 00:21:15,887 --> 00:21:17,497 Whoa. 530 00:21:17,498 --> 00:21:20,674 Uh, okay, Roger, well, remember, I'm just a guy... 531 00:21:20,675 --> 00:21:22,458 I am not a therapist, 532 00:21:22,459 --> 00:21:25,026 but if she is knowingly bringing something 533 00:21:25,027 --> 00:21:27,289 that can kill you into the home? 534 00:21:27,290 --> 00:21:29,726 Rodge. Ya gotta bounce. 535 00:21:29,727 --> 00:21:31,990 Ugh. Bounce? 536 00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:33,034 You really think so? 537 00:21:33,035 --> 00:21:34,644 Without question, my dude. 538 00:21:34,645 --> 00:21:37,299 Oh, man. Thank you, Gary. And you're so right. 539 00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:39,823 I-I gotta break up with her, 'cause it's insane, right? 540 00:21:39,824 --> 00:21:42,130 Absolutely. Certifiably cray. 541 00:21:42,131 --> 00:21:44,741 Oh, no. 542 00:21:44,742 --> 00:21:46,526 All right. - Uh. Good luck to Roger. - I gotta get back. 543 00:21:46,527 --> 00:21:48,571 Uh, now what do we do? 544 00:21:48,572 --> 00:21:50,399 We take, like, a break? 545 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:51,748 Oh... You know what? 546 00:21:51,749 --> 00:21:53,359 Let's take... Let's take one more call. 547 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:54,925 Who... Who do we got waiting? 548 00:21:54,926 --> 00:21:56,753 We have Sarah from Bayview. 549 00:21:56,754 --> 00:21:58,103 Claudia! 550 00:21:58,104 --> 00:22:00,496 Sarah from Bayview. 551 00:22:00,497 --> 00:22:01,932 Hope this isn't about peanuts. 552 00:22:07,374 --> 00:22:09,244 So much bare skin. 553 00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:11,681 I'm like da Vinci looking at a blank canvas. 554 00:22:11,682 --> 00:22:13,229 Oh, look at this. I have a match. 555 00:22:13,254 --> 00:22:14,769 Ooh, very pretty. 556 00:22:14,794 --> 00:22:16,595 Oh, and judging by the Nat King Cole poster, 557 00:22:16,620 --> 00:22:18,011 she's got good taste in music, 558 00:22:18,036 --> 00:22:19,225 so she's probably never heard of the Red Ferns. 559 00:22:19,249 --> 00:22:21,332 Hey, we had a few hits, okay? 560 00:22:21,357 --> 00:22:22,257 Wow. 561 00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:24,973 She liked the photo of me in the wheelchair. 562 00:22:24,998 --> 00:22:26,653 There you go. Okay. 563 00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:27,581 So what do I do now? 564 00:22:27,606 --> 00:22:29,351 You send her a picture of what you're packing. 565 00:22:29,352 --> 00:22:31,643 - Seriously? - No. 566 00:22:31,668 --> 00:22:33,060 No one needs to see what you're packing, 567 00:22:33,084 --> 00:22:34,695 unless your name is Marie Kondo, and in that case, 568 00:22:34,719 --> 00:22:37,198 like, congratulations on sparking a movement. 569 00:22:37,223 --> 00:22:38,872 Oh, she wants to meet this afternoon. 570 00:22:38,909 --> 00:22:39,909 Ooh. 571 00:22:39,934 --> 00:22:41,935 Well, my work here is done. 572 00:22:44,628 --> 00:22:46,402 What's going on under the hood? 573 00:22:46,427 --> 00:22:51,460 416 horsepower, with a twin turbo V6 engine. 574 00:22:51,461 --> 00:22:53,462 Look at the sunroof. 575 00:22:53,463 --> 00:22:56,019 More like a moon-stars-and-sun-roof 576 00:22:56,044 --> 00:22:57,988 with everything you can see out of it. 577 00:22:57,989 --> 00:23:00,742 And because of the glass roof's unique design, 578 00:23:00,767 --> 00:23:03,577 it provides a larger opening and more interior headroom 579 00:23:03,602 --> 00:23:04,985 than a conventional roof. 580 00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:07,185 Well, I'm sold. 581 00:23:07,210 --> 00:23:08,472 That's great. 582 00:23:08,507 --> 00:23:10,551 Let's go get started on the paperwork. 583 00:23:10,576 --> 00:23:12,655 Hey, Larry. Larry? 584 00:23:12,656 --> 00:23:14,693 You mind giving my dad and I a minute? 585 00:23:14,718 --> 00:23:16,252 Of course. 586 00:23:17,357 --> 00:23:19,685 Dad, you are not buying a car today. 587 00:23:19,710 --> 00:23:21,015 Oh, really? 588 00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:22,302 And why is that? 589 00:23:23,189 --> 00:23:24,664 'Cause the truth is... 590 00:23:24,689 --> 00:23:26,801 My car's been ready since 9:00 a.m.? 591 00:23:26,826 --> 00:23:27,801 You knew? 592 00:23:27,802 --> 00:23:29,455 After I got off the phone with you, 593 00:23:29,482 --> 00:23:32,511 I called the garage to complain about why it was taking so long. 594 00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:33,763 Yeah, of course you did. 595 00:23:34,185 --> 00:23:36,273 You wanna tell me why you lied to me? 596 00:23:36,298 --> 00:23:38,909 'Cause I don't want you driving. 597 00:23:38,934 --> 00:23:40,325 Not until we get that MRI. 598 00:23:40,350 --> 00:23:42,525 I'm telling you, there's nothing wrong with me. 599 00:23:42,550 --> 00:23:44,551 Yeah, tell that to the parking lot guy 600 00:23:44,576 --> 00:23:48,797 who watched you blow not one, not two, but all four tires. 601 00:23:48,822 --> 00:23:51,141 The only reason I forgot my car was in reverse 602 00:23:51,166 --> 00:23:54,255 was because that guy was being a complete ass. 603 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:55,628 I've been driving for 60 years 604 00:23:55,653 --> 00:23:57,787 and haven't had so much as a speeding ticket. 605 00:23:57,788 --> 00:23:59,963 I'm sorry, Pop. 606 00:24:00,354 --> 00:24:01,616 It is too risky. 607 00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:03,775 What if you hurt yourself... Or someone else? 608 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,055 Tell you what... 609 00:24:05,056 --> 00:24:06,970 Give me a road test. 610 00:24:07,437 --> 00:24:08,742 What? You mean, like... 611 00:24:08,767 --> 00:24:10,973 Let's go get my car and we'll do a road test. 612 00:24:10,998 --> 00:24:12,886 If I so much as roll a stop sign, 613 00:24:12,911 --> 00:24:14,471 I'll give you my keys, 614 00:24:14,496 --> 00:24:15,887 but if I don't make any mistakes, 615 00:24:15,912 --> 00:24:18,480 you cease and desist. 616 00:24:19,845 --> 00:24:22,108 So, do we have a deal? 617 00:24:22,918 --> 00:24:24,074 We have a deal. 618 00:24:33,215 --> 00:24:34,694 I don't know, Janet. 619 00:24:34,695 --> 00:24:36,826 I mean, maybe this is him 620 00:24:36,827 --> 00:24:38,088 taking it out on his safe person, 621 00:24:38,089 --> 00:24:40,090 which is what my therapist would say... 622 00:24:40,091 --> 00:24:42,092 Shout out Dr. Jessica Bruno! 623 00:24:42,093 --> 00:24:43,746 'Sup? 624 00:24:43,747 --> 00:24:46,700 But I feel like this is something else. 625 00:24:46,725 --> 00:24:50,589 So, uh, I'm gonna say ya gotta bounce. 626 00:24:50,614 --> 00:24:53,398 And I'm proud to announce that, uh, it is my turn to bounce, 627 00:24:53,423 --> 00:24:55,686 because we are all back in the room 628 00:24:55,711 --> 00:24:59,931 with an actual professional, Dr. Bloom! 629 00:24:59,956 --> 00:25:01,740 Okay. Sorry, everyone. 630 00:25:01,765 --> 00:25:05,594 I had to step away, but I am back. 631 00:25:05,595 --> 00:25:07,553 We have Allison from Newton. 632 00:25:07,554 --> 00:25:10,248 - Hi, Dr. Bloom. - Big fan. - Aww, thank you. 633 00:25:10,273 --> 00:25:12,928 But this is actually more of a Gary question. 634 00:25:14,814 --> 00:25:16,337 Okay. 635 00:25:18,905 --> 00:25:20,601 Dr. Bloom? 636 00:25:20,668 --> 00:25:21,668 Hello? 637 00:25:23,246 --> 00:25:24,942 Here he comes. 638 00:25:27,082 --> 00:25:28,519 Uh. 639 00:25:29,423 --> 00:25:32,034 Uh... hi. 640 00:25:33,637 --> 00:25:35,594 It's Gare on the Air. 641 00:25:39,716 --> 00:25:41,619 The zucchinis were iffy, 642 00:25:41,644 --> 00:25:43,761 so we're just sticking with bell pepper. 643 00:25:46,263 --> 00:25:50,483 Uh, Soph, did you empty the cash into the safe already? 644 00:25:50,508 --> 00:25:52,074 Uh, no. 645 00:25:52,099 --> 00:25:53,750 I didn't think I was supposed to until after the dinner rush. 646 00:25:53,774 --> 00:25:56,346 Yeah, that's right. You're not. 647 00:25:56,371 --> 00:25:58,067 Eh... 648 00:25:58,092 --> 00:25:59,484 Oh, my God. 649 00:25:59,509 --> 00:26:01,249 We've been robbed. 650 00:26:08,199 --> 00:26:13,595 So, I just counted it, so I know there's $1,236. 651 00:26:13,620 --> 00:26:15,316 And was the drawer locked? 652 00:26:15,317 --> 00:26:17,623 No, but one of us was on the truck the entire time. 653 00:26:17,624 --> 00:26:19,494 Uh, actually, I did leave. 654 00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:20,857 You did? 655 00:26:20,882 --> 00:26:22,902 Morgan was dropping off flyers for our show, 656 00:26:22,927 --> 00:26:24,736 and I put them in my car. 657 00:26:24,761 --> 00:26:27,110 Unfortunately, it doesn't take long, 658 00:26:27,111 --> 00:26:28,677 especially if you have someone casing your truck. 659 00:26:28,678 --> 00:26:30,376 Any idea who could've taken it? 660 00:26:32,378 --> 00:26:35,157 Actually, there was someone hanging around here earlier. 661 00:26:36,441 --> 00:26:37,861 Well, yeah, but that was this morning. 662 00:26:37,885 --> 00:26:40,123 I mean, it could've been anybody. 663 00:26:40,124 --> 00:26:41,342 Okay. 664 00:26:41,343 --> 00:26:43,213 Do you have security video? 665 00:26:43,214 --> 00:26:44,419 No. 666 00:26:45,333 --> 00:26:47,856 Look, the truth is, without video, 667 00:26:47,881 --> 00:26:50,041 we're probably not gonna catch whoever took your money. 668 00:26:50,918 --> 00:26:52,311 But if I were you... 669 00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:55,791 I'd find another neighborhood to park your truck. 670 00:26:55,792 --> 00:26:57,793 Will do. 671 00:26:57,794 --> 00:26:59,534 I'll bring the report by later for your insurance company. 672 00:26:59,535 --> 00:27:01,405 Thank you. 673 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,805 So, how'd you get to Boston? 674 00:27:09,806 --> 00:27:12,895 Uh, my boyfriend and I had a very mature and boring breakup. 675 00:27:12,896 --> 00:27:14,375 Mm. I wanted a change, 676 00:27:14,376 --> 00:27:18,161 and my company has offices in Boston and Lebanon. 677 00:27:18,162 --> 00:27:20,250 I'm allergic to pistachios, so here I am. 678 00:27:20,251 --> 00:27:21,469 Okay. 679 00:27:21,470 --> 00:27:22,905 First move since college. 680 00:27:22,906 --> 00:27:24,733 Wow. And where did you go to school? 681 00:27:24,734 --> 00:27:26,606 The Bay Area. 682 00:27:28,259 --> 00:27:30,739 So, Stanford or Berkeley? 683 00:27:30,740 --> 00:27:32,741 Well, both, actually. 684 00:27:32,742 --> 00:27:35,396 I-I got my undergrad and masters at Stanford, 685 00:27:35,397 --> 00:27:37,485 and then my PhD at Berkeley. 686 00:27:37,486 --> 00:27:39,095 Wow. That is impressive. 687 00:27:39,096 --> 00:27:41,402 Which is why I say "The Bay Area." 688 00:27:41,403 --> 00:27:43,404 It actually freaks a lot of guys out. 689 00:27:43,405 --> 00:27:47,408 And by guys, I obviously mean little bitches. 690 00:27:47,409 --> 00:27:48,844 Well, in their defense, 691 00:27:48,845 --> 00:27:51,934 I can see how meeting someone beautiful and smart 692 00:27:51,935 --> 00:27:53,936 could be a little terrifying. 693 00:27:53,937 --> 00:27:55,416 Where did you go to school? 694 00:27:55,417 --> 00:27:58,419 Uh, I did a few semesters at Sanborn College, 695 00:27:58,420 --> 00:28:01,030 then my band hit it kind of big. 696 00:28:01,031 --> 00:28:02,205 Oh. We went on tour, 697 00:28:02,206 --> 00:28:03,598 and then for the next decade, 698 00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:07,385 I studied the effects of alcohol on brain chemistry. 699 00:28:07,386 --> 00:28:09,299 - Mm. - Got an honorary PhD in that. 700 00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:10,779 Impressive. 701 00:28:10,780 --> 00:28:12,259 And what do you do now? 702 00:28:13,783 --> 00:28:16,959 I'm a driver for Mov'n. 703 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,397 And how does that work with your chair? 704 00:28:19,398 --> 00:28:22,922 Oh, well, I have a retrofitted mini van. 705 00:28:22,923 --> 00:28:24,924 It has room for four passengers. 706 00:28:24,925 --> 00:28:27,448 My ex-boyfriend actually had one of those big conversion vans, 707 00:28:27,449 --> 00:28:29,145 you know, with the chair lift on the side. 708 00:28:29,146 --> 00:28:30,225 Oh, yeah? 709 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:32,555 Yeah, got surprisingly great gas mileage. 710 00:28:32,580 --> 00:28:34,042 Huh. 711 00:28:34,476 --> 00:28:36,303 Yeah. I need to look into that. 712 00:28:39,548 --> 00:28:41,331 Whoa. 713 00:28:41,332 --> 00:28:43,569 Two flavor cartridges? 714 00:28:43,594 --> 00:28:45,988 Now, this... this thing's got all the bells and whistles. 715 00:28:45,989 --> 00:28:47,816 Yeah, well, it's probably gonna be a parting gift 716 00:28:47,817 --> 00:28:51,646 once Colton Cutler's Daddy hears about that show. 717 00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:53,126 Maggie. 718 00:28:53,127 --> 00:28:56,956 Listen, that was, uh, awesome. 719 00:28:56,957 --> 00:28:58,174 Gary. 720 00:28:58,175 --> 00:29:00,089 Gare on the Air? 721 00:29:00,090 --> 00:29:01,482 Loved it. 722 00:29:01,483 --> 00:29:03,963 Huh. Thanks. 723 00:29:03,964 --> 00:29:07,183 Well, that's... that's gotta be good, right? 724 00:29:07,184 --> 00:29:09,490 Gare on the Air... No. 725 00:29:09,491 --> 00:29:13,363 That is not good. That is so annoying. 726 00:29:13,364 --> 00:29:14,930 I mean, you take over my show 727 00:29:14,931 --> 00:29:16,018 and make a total joke out of it, and what? 728 00:29:16,019 --> 00:29:17,759 Now he likes it? 729 00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:19,500 That guy has never said one complimentary thing 730 00:29:19,501 --> 00:29:20,936 about my show before, ever. 731 00:29:20,937 --> 00:29:22,503 Hey, I'm so sorry. 732 00:29:22,504 --> 00:29:24,287 I-I didn't mean to make a joke of your show. No. 733 00:29:24,288 --> 00:29:25,680 I-I just... I didn't know what to do. 734 00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:27,173 No, I know... I know you didn't, 735 00:29:27,198 --> 00:29:30,655 and I know that I am being, as you said, "certifiably cray," 736 00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:31,909 but... 737 00:29:32,694 --> 00:29:35,130 what if I never get back to myself? 738 00:29:35,155 --> 00:29:39,325 What if... What if I'm sick all the way until I give birth? 739 00:29:40,492 --> 00:29:43,102 What if I can't bank enough episodes? 740 00:29:43,127 --> 00:29:46,172 I-I just feel... I feel so out of control. 741 00:29:47,529 --> 00:29:50,052 What if I have to step away 742 00:29:50,053 --> 00:29:53,403 and I lose everything that I've worked so hard for? 743 00:30:06,389 --> 00:30:10,730 Why don't you take a look at that poster out there? 744 00:30:12,554 --> 00:30:16,992 Not only are you smoking hot... 745 00:30:16,993 --> 00:30:19,560 but, uh, that's... 746 00:30:19,561 --> 00:30:23,085 That's "In the Room with Dr. Bloom." 747 00:30:23,086 --> 00:30:24,913 Guess who built that. 748 00:30:24,914 --> 00:30:26,568 You did. 749 00:30:28,396 --> 00:30:31,312 Please, don't forget how much power you have. 750 00:30:32,574 --> 00:30:33,922 Yeah? Oh, yeah. 751 00:30:33,923 --> 00:30:39,569 Or, maybe, instead of worrying about Colton Cutler 752 00:30:39,594 --> 00:30:41,756 and his dad want you to do, you just... 753 00:30:41,757 --> 00:30:44,933 You just go tell him exactly what youwant to do. 754 00:30:44,934 --> 00:30:46,465 Wow. 755 00:30:47,458 --> 00:30:50,112 That's not bad, Dr. Mendez. 756 00:30:50,113 --> 00:30:51,461 Really? 757 00:30:51,462 --> 00:30:53,551 Yeah. 758 00:30:53,552 --> 00:30:55,770 - Thank you. - Yeah. 759 00:30:55,771 --> 00:30:56,598 Oh. Aww. 760 00:30:57,730 --> 00:30:59,687 Ooh. 761 00:30:59,688 --> 00:31:02,474 Um, did you have an everything bagel today? 762 00:31:03,226 --> 00:31:04,750 I did. 763 00:31:08,915 --> 00:31:11,438 Okay, Mario Andretti, 764 00:31:11,439 --> 00:31:14,049 we can hit the road whenever you like. 765 00:31:14,050 --> 00:31:17,802 I'm not even starting this car until you buckle your seat belt. 766 00:31:19,359 --> 00:31:20,447 Okay. 767 00:31:31,372 --> 00:31:33,634 No. I understand. 768 00:31:33,635 --> 00:31:35,550 Okay. Thank you. 769 00:31:37,465 --> 00:31:39,422 So, insurance can't reimburse us 770 00:31:39,423 --> 00:31:42,904 because the truck was left unattended and unlocked. 771 00:31:42,905 --> 00:31:45,232 Oh. I am so sorry. 772 00:31:48,128 --> 00:31:51,609 I'm a little frustrated because I just told you 773 00:31:51,610 --> 00:31:54,524 I needed you to focus on this job while you're here. 774 00:31:54,525 --> 00:31:55,874 I know... you're right. You're right. 775 00:31:55,875 --> 00:31:58,288 Look, I promise, no more busking, no more flyers. 776 00:31:58,313 --> 00:32:00,862 You can even dock my pay to make up for it. 777 00:32:00,887 --> 00:32:03,533 No. That's... That's not necessary. 778 00:32:03,534 --> 00:32:06,474 We'll just do better moving forward, okay? 779 00:32:07,408 --> 00:32:10,628 It is creepy that someone was in here. 780 00:32:10,629 --> 00:32:12,065 I know. 781 00:32:13,544 --> 00:32:16,024 Which I have to say, Joseph wouldn't do that. 782 00:32:16,025 --> 00:32:18,113 I've been trying to give him the tips from busking all week, 783 00:32:18,114 --> 00:32:19,616 and he won't take more than half. 784 00:32:19,641 --> 00:32:21,377 Yeah, well... 785 00:32:21,378 --> 00:32:24,380 people in desperate situations do desperate things. 786 00:32:24,381 --> 00:32:26,556 Okay, no, you're way off base. 787 00:32:26,557 --> 00:32:29,385 Honestly, Gina, the way you and that cop 788 00:32:29,386 --> 00:32:32,214 were just automatically assuming it was him... 789 00:32:32,455 --> 00:32:33,749 It's upsetting. 790 00:32:35,262 --> 00:32:38,220 Listen, my heart breaks for him, 791 00:32:38,221 --> 00:32:40,005 but I also need to look out for you, 792 00:32:40,006 --> 00:32:45,706 and the sad truth is that many of the unhoused are on drugs... 793 00:32:45,707 --> 00:32:47,795 including Joseph. 794 00:32:47,796 --> 00:32:49,405 What? 795 00:32:49,406 --> 00:32:51,365 I saw track marks on his arm. 796 00:32:52,758 --> 00:32:54,368 No. That... 797 00:32:55,935 --> 00:32:57,979 Okay, and... and even then, 798 00:32:57,980 --> 00:33:00,242 that doesn't mean that he was the one that stole from us. 799 00:33:00,243 --> 00:33:01,907 And you know it also doesn't make him a bad person. 800 00:33:01,931 --> 00:33:03,724 If anything, we need to help him. 801 00:33:03,725 --> 00:33:05,595 That is exactly why I didn't want to tell you. 802 00:33:05,596 --> 00:33:07,186 I hope he gets the help that he needs, 803 00:33:07,211 --> 00:33:08,603 but the last thing I want 804 00:33:08,628 --> 00:33:09,890 is for you to get more involved... 805 00:33:18,348 --> 00:33:21,704 Oh, my God. - They're tearing it down. - Wait, Soph. 806 00:33:30,534 --> 00:33:32,013 Uh, excuse me, why are... Why are you doing this? 807 00:33:32,014 --> 00:33:33,623 I-I don't understand. 808 00:33:33,624 --> 00:33:35,625 There's been a lot of complaints about this encampment. 809 00:33:35,626 --> 00:33:38,280 Some theft, drug activity. 810 00:33:38,281 --> 00:33:40,456 Okay, well, I think I was one of those complaints, 811 00:33:40,457 --> 00:33:42,589 but I definitely didn't want this to happen. 812 00:33:42,590 --> 00:33:44,286 It's okay. It happens all the time. 813 00:33:44,287 --> 00:33:45,461 You can't just do this. 814 00:33:45,462 --> 00:33:46,941 I mean, these are people's things. 815 00:33:46,942 --> 00:33:49,291 I mean, my friend isn't even here to get what he needs. 816 00:33:49,292 --> 00:33:51,008 Look, I'm just doing my job. 817 00:33:54,515 --> 00:33:57,038 Uh, excuse me. Do you know where Joseph is? 818 00:33:57,039 --> 00:33:59,301 He does dialysis on Fridays, 819 00:33:59,302 --> 00:34:01,042 usually gone all day. 820 00:34:01,043 --> 00:34:02,609 He's at dialysis? 821 00:34:02,610 --> 00:34:03,741 Mm-hmm. 822 00:34:03,742 --> 00:34:05,435 Oh, my God. 823 00:34:05,728 --> 00:34:07,788 Oh, my God, those track marks weren't from drugs. 824 00:34:07,789 --> 00:34:09,704 They're from dialysis. 825 00:34:11,197 --> 00:34:13,141 Which also means that he couldn't have been here 826 00:34:13,142 --> 00:34:14,795 when the money went missing. 827 00:34:14,796 --> 00:34:16,492 Yeah. 828 00:34:23,805 --> 00:34:25,980 Yeah, I can't watch this. 829 00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:33,161 Do you think you're giving this guy enough room? 830 00:34:33,162 --> 00:34:34,815 He's like a mile in front of you. 831 00:34:34,816 --> 00:34:37,165 His brake lights are out. 832 00:34:37,166 --> 00:34:39,167 He may get rear-ended by somebody today, 833 00:34:39,168 --> 00:34:41,344 but it's not gonna be me. 834 00:34:45,653 --> 00:34:47,785 Oh. It's Omar. Could be important. 835 00:34:47,786 --> 00:34:49,525 Your brother can wait. 836 00:34:52,660 --> 00:34:54,530 Hey, you want to take a right turn up here, Pop? 837 00:34:54,531 --> 00:34:55,662 Ha! 838 00:34:55,663 --> 00:34:56,968 Nice try. 839 00:34:56,969 --> 00:34:59,361 It's a one-way street. 840 00:34:59,362 --> 00:35:01,189 Not gonna get me that easily. 841 00:35:07,806 --> 00:35:09,676 I mean, obviously, they're brave, 842 00:35:09,677 --> 00:35:12,505 but when you see these guys competing in the Paralympics, 843 00:35:12,506 --> 00:35:14,376 it really blows your mind. 844 00:35:14,377 --> 00:35:16,509 Yeah, I should check that out. 845 00:35:17,816 --> 00:35:19,513 Want another coffee? 846 00:35:20,993 --> 00:35:23,690 I'm sorry. What is this? 847 00:35:23,691 --> 00:35:25,039 What is what? 848 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:26,388 I mean, I think it's kinda weird 849 00:35:26,389 --> 00:35:27,563 that your ex was in a wheelchair 850 00:35:27,564 --> 00:35:29,391 and now you're matching with me. 851 00:35:29,392 --> 00:35:31,567 You have a PhD. I drive for Mov'n. 852 00:35:31,568 --> 00:35:33,178 Is this some kind of fetish or something? 853 00:35:33,179 --> 00:35:34,309 No. Whoa. 854 00:35:34,310 --> 00:35:36,224 No. That's not what this is at all. 855 00:35:36,225 --> 00:35:37,747 I met my last boyfriend because 856 00:35:37,748 --> 00:35:40,402 he was on a basketball team with my brother, 857 00:35:40,403 --> 00:35:43,231 who was in a chair since he was 4 years old. 858 00:35:43,232 --> 00:35:45,886 So, I saw your photo and I thought you were cute, 859 00:35:45,887 --> 00:35:48,910 and, you know, the chair just isn't that big a deal to me. 860 00:35:50,587 --> 00:35:53,718 But it seems like maybe it is a big deal to you. 861 00:35:55,375 --> 00:35:57,593 Can I get you guys anything else? 862 00:35:57,594 --> 00:35:59,205 I think we're good. 863 00:36:02,382 --> 00:36:05,427 My God. I am so sorry. 864 00:36:05,428 --> 00:36:07,081 Listen, you seem like a really nice guy, 865 00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:08,778 but I'm just looking for someone 866 00:36:08,779 --> 00:36:11,520 who's a little more confident in what they have to offer. 867 00:36:14,002 --> 00:36:16,221 Hit me up if you ever end up figuring that out. 868 00:36:24,883 --> 00:36:26,100 Hi, Maggie. 869 00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:27,449 You wanted to see me? Yeah. 870 00:36:27,450 --> 00:36:31,889 Um, I wanted to talk about my maternity leave. 871 00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:34,239 I know that I asked what you were expecting, 872 00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:37,111 but today, I realized what Iwant, 873 00:36:37,112 --> 00:36:41,550 and that is to take some time off after my baby is born. 874 00:36:41,551 --> 00:36:44,423 Okay. Uh, how much? 875 00:36:44,424 --> 00:36:48,035 Uh, 10 weeks. 876 00:36:48,036 --> 00:36:51,386 Well, actually... 877 00:36:51,387 --> 00:36:53,214 corporate policy says you get 12, 878 00:36:53,215 --> 00:36:55,333 so I think you should take all 12. 879 00:36:56,305 --> 00:36:58,306 Uh, wow. 880 00:36:58,307 --> 00:36:59,774 Colton, that's... 881 00:37:01,049 --> 00:37:04,747 I... Between the thoughtful gift and this, that's really... 882 00:37:06,489 --> 00:37:08,316 Sorry, your support means a lot. 883 00:37:08,317 --> 00:37:11,193 Well, a baby is an exciting thing. 884 00:37:11,218 --> 00:37:12,828 Yeah, it is. 885 00:37:13,950 --> 00:37:16,324 Okay. Well, yeah, great. 886 00:37:16,325 --> 00:37:17,673 All right. Then it's settled. 887 00:37:17,674 --> 00:37:19,414 - Thank you. - Okay. 888 00:37:19,415 --> 00:37:21,068 Wow. 889 00:37:21,069 --> 00:37:22,983 Uh, so, 12 weeks... 890 00:37:22,984 --> 00:37:24,680 What are you gonna put in my slot? 891 00:37:24,681 --> 00:37:26,769 Oh, no, no. We're gonna get a replacement therapist 892 00:37:26,770 --> 00:37:28,423 to take over your show. 893 00:37:28,424 --> 00:37:30,643 You know, I wasn't so sure about it, 894 00:37:30,644 --> 00:37:33,863 but then hearing Gary today, it just got me excited. 895 00:37:33,864 --> 00:37:35,866 I-I think the audience is gonna love 896 00:37:35,891 --> 00:37:37,587 having a new voice in the mix. 897 00:37:37,612 --> 00:37:40,659 Wait, a-a replacement? 898 00:37:42,174 --> 00:37:43,478 Oh, guest host. 899 00:37:43,526 --> 00:37:44,787 No, you know, just temporarily, 900 00:37:44,788 --> 00:37:46,485 while... while you're out. 901 00:37:46,486 --> 00:37:49,306 Although, you know, a lot of women decide 902 00:37:49,331 --> 00:37:51,985 they want to stay at home rather than come back to work, 903 00:37:52,010 --> 00:37:55,403 which is, of course, a perfectly viable choice. 904 00:37:55,428 --> 00:37:57,539 - But I'm coming back. - Oh, yeah. No. 905 00:37:57,540 --> 00:37:59,106 Of course... Of course you are. 906 00:37:59,107 --> 00:38:02,109 I'm just saying, whatever you want is... is fine with us. 907 00:38:02,110 --> 00:38:03,676 So... 908 00:38:03,677 --> 00:38:05,983 Uh, enjoy that soda machine. 909 00:38:15,602 --> 00:38:18,125 So, did I pass? 910 00:38:18,126 --> 00:38:19,909 100%. 911 00:38:19,910 --> 00:38:21,389 Great. 912 00:38:21,390 --> 00:38:23,348 Then if you'll excuse me, 913 00:38:23,349 --> 00:38:25,755 I'm going inside to watch golf. 914 00:38:27,962 --> 00:38:29,354 But, Dad, this isn't your house. 915 00:38:29,355 --> 00:38:31,530 This... This is the apartment 916 00:38:31,531 --> 00:38:35,493 you and mom lived in when I was first born. 917 00:38:37,711 --> 00:38:40,969 Right. 918 00:38:41,062 --> 00:38:43,588 Of course. I... 919 00:38:43,673 --> 00:38:45,065 We were just talking about bringing you home 920 00:38:45,066 --> 00:38:48,055 from the hospital, and I think... 921 00:38:50,071 --> 00:38:52,029 I got confused. 922 00:38:52,030 --> 00:38:53,378 Easy mistake. 923 00:38:53,379 --> 00:38:55,771 I mean, especially with all the adrenaline, right? 924 00:38:55,772 --> 00:38:57,730 And me trying to trick you earlier. 925 00:38:57,731 --> 00:38:59,253 I'm... I'm sorry about that. 926 00:39:03,911 --> 00:39:05,085 It's okay, Pop. 927 00:39:05,086 --> 00:39:07,569 You just... just give yourself a second. 928 00:39:09,134 --> 00:39:11,484 Maybe I've just been making excuses. 929 00:39:12,668 --> 00:39:14,573 Telling myself it's not about forgetting 930 00:39:14,574 --> 00:39:17,619 where you left your car keys... 931 00:39:17,620 --> 00:39:22,581 it's... it's about forgetting what the car keys are for. 932 00:39:24,888 --> 00:39:26,499 I got you, Pop. 933 00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:29,154 No matter what. 934 00:39:30,343 --> 00:39:32,721 I'm gonna take care of you. You know that, right? 935 00:40:13,676 --> 00:40:16,330 So, then, I basically accused her 936 00:40:16,331 --> 00:40:18,289 of being a "chair chaser." 937 00:40:18,290 --> 00:40:20,856 I'm just lucky she didn't throw her drink at me. 938 00:40:20,857 --> 00:40:23,337 I mean, it's not the strangest fetish I've ever heard of. 939 00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:25,687 Are you familiar with Smurf Parties? 940 00:40:25,688 --> 00:40:28,125 Too familiar, sadly. 941 00:40:28,126 --> 00:40:30,127 Theo's asleep. 942 00:40:30,128 --> 00:40:32,521 I'm gonna be in the shower, and I want you to join me there. 943 00:40:33,788 --> 00:40:35,240 - Who are you talking to? - Uh, hang on a second. 944 00:40:35,264 --> 00:40:36,341 It's Eddie. 945 00:40:36,366 --> 00:40:37,593 My Eddie? 946 00:40:37,618 --> 00:40:38,836 I'm invested. 947 00:40:38,861 --> 00:40:40,480 And why is he yourEddie? 948 00:40:41,443 --> 00:40:43,183 Look, hot water's not gonna last forever. 949 00:40:43,184 --> 00:40:45,707 I will be there in a moment. 950 00:40:45,708 --> 00:40:47,187 Okay, then what happened? 951 00:40:47,188 --> 00:40:50,799 She said she thought that I needed to be more confident 952 00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,366 in what I have to offer. 953 00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:54,281 Ugh. I officially hate anyone 954 00:40:54,282 --> 00:40:55,792 who went to college in "The Bay Area." 955 00:40:55,817 --> 00:40:57,471 No, she's right. 956 00:40:58,112 --> 00:41:00,505 The truth is, I don't think I'm gonna find 957 00:41:00,506 --> 00:41:03,899 what I'm looking for on a dating app. 958 00:41:03,900 --> 00:41:05,770 Okay, where are you gonna find it? 959 00:41:08,905 --> 00:41:13,213 Your father did an incredible job today 960 00:41:13,214 --> 00:41:17,174 of being exactly what I needed, when I needed it. 961 00:41:17,175 --> 00:41:19,915 I'm gonna need you to say that again. 962 00:41:19,916 --> 00:41:22,004 I just want to... Just want to get it on record. 963 00:41:22,005 --> 00:41:24,093 And, uh, I may send it to Dr. Jessica, 964 00:41:24,094 --> 00:41:26,052 but that's... that's really more for her than for me. 965 00:41:27,533 --> 00:41:29,577 He even came up with his own catch phrase. 966 00:41:29,578 --> 00:41:31,884 Ooh. True story. "Ya gotta bounce." 967 00:41:31,885 --> 00:41:33,102 Whoa. 968 00:41:33,103 --> 00:41:35,192 I think someone else liked your catch phrase. 969 00:41:36,933 --> 00:41:38,934 Ahh. 970 00:41:38,935 --> 00:41:40,109 Try it again. Okay. 971 00:41:40,110 --> 00:41:41,241 Yeah. 972 00:41:41,242 --> 00:41:42,722 Yeah. 973 00:41:44,550 --> 00:41:46,377 Ya gotta bounce. 974 00:41:49,772 --> 00:41:51,773 Hey, buddy. 975 00:41:51,774 --> 00:41:54,254 It's your dad here. 976 00:41:54,255 --> 00:41:56,561 Well, your qualifications are exceptional, 977 00:41:56,562 --> 00:41:58,215 and we'll want to give you an on-air audition, 978 00:41:58,216 --> 00:41:59,607 but I can already tell 979 00:41:59,608 --> 00:42:02,523 you've got a great voice for radio. 980 00:42:02,524 --> 00:42:05,265 Well, I really appreciate the opportunity. 981 00:42:05,266 --> 00:42:06,962 It's only for 12 weeks, 982 00:42:06,963 --> 00:42:10,227 but you never know. 983 00:42:10,228 --> 00:42:11,706 You never do. 65039

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