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(BAND PLAYING DEAD OR ALIVE'S
"YOU SPIN ME ROUND")
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ROBBIE: All right, everybody,
come on.
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Out on the dance floor.
Whoa-ho-ho!
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Look at the happy couple.
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No exceptions.
Up out of your chairs.
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Whoo!
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Yeah!
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Oh, I can feel all
the happiness in here.
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All right!
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- Man, look at him go.
- GUESTS: Go! Go!
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♪ If I ♪
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♪ I get to know your name ♪
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♪ If I ♪
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♪ Could trace your private number, baby ♪
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♪ All I know is that to me ♪
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♪ You look like you're lots of fun ♪
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♪ Open up them lovin' arms ♪
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♪ I want some, want some ♪
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♪ I set my sights on you ♪
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♪ And no one else will do ♪
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♪ And I ♪
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♪ I got to have my way now, baby ♪
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♪ All I know is that to me ♪
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♪ You look like you're lots of fun ♪
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♪ Open up them lovin' arms ♪
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♪ Watch out, here I come ♪
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♪ You spin me right 'round, baby ♪
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♪ Right 'round like a record, baby ♪
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♪ Right 'round, 'round, 'round ♪
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♪ You spin me right 'round, baby ♪
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♪ Right 'round like a record, baby ♪
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♪ Right 'round, 'round, 'round ♪
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Hey, somebody get some pants
on that kid.
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Woo-hoo.
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♪ And I ♪
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♪ I got to be your friend ♪
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Grandma Molly, I'm talking to you.
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♪ And I ♪
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♪ Would like to move in
Just a little bit closer ♪
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♪ All I know is that to me ♪
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♪ You look like you're lots of fun ♪
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♪ Open up your lovin' arms ♪
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♪ Watch out, here I come ♪
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♪ You spin me right 'round, baby ♪
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♪ Right 'round like a record, baby ♪
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♪ Right 'round, 'round, 'round ♪
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♪ You spin me right 'round, baby ♪
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♪ Right 'round like a record, baby ♪
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♪ I want your love ♪
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♪ I want your love ♪
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- ROBBIE: Uncle Morty!
- MAN: Yeah, Morty!
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♪ All I know is that to me ♪
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♪ You look like you're lots of fun ♪
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♪ Open up your lovin' arms ♪
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♪ Watch out, here I come ♪
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♪ You spin me right 'round, baby ♪
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♪ Right 'round like a record, baby ♪
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♪ Right 'round, 'round, 'round ♪
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♪ You spin me right 'round, baby ♪
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♪ Right 'round like a record, baby ♪
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♪ Right 'round, 'round, 'round ♪
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♪ You spin me 'round
And 'round and 'round ♪
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Very nice.
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Yeah.
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Good job, lady. You were shaking.
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Whoo!
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It is gonna be fun today.
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Now the best man's gonna come up here
and say a few words.
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So let's put our hands together
for the groom's brother, David.
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- MAN 1: All right, Dave.
- MAN 2: All right, Dave. Yeah.
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Dave.
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Oh, boy. Um....
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When my brother, Harold...
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asked me to be the best man
at his wedding...
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I was like, "Whoa, of course, man."
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Because you've always
been there for me.
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MAN: That's right.
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Like when I was in rehab.
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- And like the time I couldn't find my car.
- Ha-ha.
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Because Harold, you know,
he's always been the dependable one.
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And I've always been the screwed-up one.
Right, Dad?
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(LAUGHS)
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"Why can't you
be more like your brother?
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Uh, Harold would
never beat up his landlord."
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(LAUGHS)
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He's drunk as shit. Oh.
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Oops, ha-ha-ha.
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(COUGHS)
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But, uh, little newsflash, Pop.
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Harold ain't so perfect.
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Remember that time in Puerto Rico
when we picked up those two, uh....
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Well, I guess prostitutes,
but I don't remember paying.
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- Okay, how about that?
- How about that?
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- Yeah. Terrific.
- How about it?
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I'm a person, too, Pop, goddamn it.
I'm a person too.
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You're a moron.
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(GUESTS GASP)
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- Whoo.
- Okay.
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The best man, everybody.
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Best man. The better man.
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(CYMBAL CRASHES AND DAVE HOWLS)
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Uh. Hey, we've all done crazy things
in our lives, so...
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(DAVE STRUMMING GUITAR)
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He's playing the guitar now.
Isn't that great?
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- Ha, ha. You're doing good.
- Yeah, sounds good?
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It's because I'm the best
guitar player in the world.
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Yeah. Self-taught.
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No lessons, thank you very much, Pop.
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All right.
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DAVE: They'll be divorced in a year.
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- GUESTS: Oh!
- ROBBIE: Very good.
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I think, uh, we all know that
when you fall in love
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the emptiness kind of drifts away.
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That's all I'm talking about.
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I've, uh, done some crazy things
in my life too...
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but then I met a very special girl...
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a girl who I'm actually
marrying next week.
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Thank you, thank you.
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So all I'm saying is that
when you fall in love, like you guys...
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the emptiness drifts away because you
find something to live for. Each other.
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The way I've seen you two looking
into each other's eyes all day long...
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I can tell that you're gonna live
for each other for the rest of your lives.
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- GUESTS: Aw. Yeah!
- So cheers.
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GUESTS: Cheers.
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Yeah.
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(APPLAUSE)
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That's a good wedding singer.
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Okay, well, now on behalf
of Mr. and Mrs. Harold Veltri
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you guys have a nice dinner.
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George Stitzer here's
gonna take over on lead vocals
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so take it away, George.
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(BAND PLAYING CULTURE CLUB'S
"DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT ME")
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♪ Give me time ♪
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♪ To realize my crime ♪
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♪ Let me love and steal ♪
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- Jesus.
- Scary.
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Mmm.
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♪ I have danced ♪
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Ooh, I like her.
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♪ Inside your eyes ♪
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♪ How can love be real? ♪
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(CRYING)
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♪ Do you really want to hurt me ♪
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WOMAN: Good save, wedding singer.
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MAN: Good job.
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Hey, Sammy, how come you're not out
with your limo? What's up?
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That new waitress.
That's what's up.
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Is she in trouble. She's gonna get it
and she doesn't even know it.
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- And I'm gonna give it to her.
- Take it easy, man.
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- Who is she?
- SAMMY: She's Holly Sullivan's cousin.
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If she's half as easy as Holly,
I'll close this deal by the end of the week.
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(MAN GRUNTS)
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- Mm, I don't think that's gonna happen.
- Oh, please. It's her first day.
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Takes them at least three weeks to realize
they shouldn't date anyone at work.
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For some reason, you like being the guy
that helps them realize that, don't you?
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Yes, I do.
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You want to be like Fonzie,
don't you?
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Yes, I do.
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You're on your way.
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♪ Do you really want to hurt me ♪
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♪ Do you really want to make me cry ♪
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COMMENTATOR (ON RADIO):
I like old Coke better than new Coke
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because it's old, and so am I.
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MAN (SINGING ON RADIO):
♪ Don't turn around, oh oh ♪
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Yes!
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♪ Der Kommissar's in town ♪
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Prime rib, please.
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More prime rib.
Always the prime rib.
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Make them eat the fish.
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Andre, can I have three prime rib?
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Your wish is my command, madam.
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How come he's so nice to you?
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I let him look at my boobs
at the Christmas party last year.
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Not my finest half-hour...
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but it's been a pleasant
working environment ever since.
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No.
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So how's your first night going, coz?
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It's just being at this wedding
is making me realize...
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Glenn is never gonna set a date.
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I've been wearing this ring for 2 years
and I feel like an idiot.
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Hey, you know what you must do?
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Relax. Go do it.
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I just feel stupid for moving here
to be closer to him.
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Okay, I think you need a break.
Go out back and get some air.
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I'll cover your tables.
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You okay?
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You going to throw up?
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- Yeah.
- Come with me, man.
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(BAND PLAYING CULTURE CLUB'S
"DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT ME")
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♪ Give me time ♪
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What?
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Here we go. Here we go.
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Here we go. Come on. Come on.
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- You got it. There.
- Ugh.
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- Hey.
- Is he a friend of yours?
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Me? No, no.
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Actually, I couldn't let him do it
in front of his family.
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- BOY: Ugh!
- Wow.
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- Well, I'm glad I got to see it.
- Ha, ha.
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- Okay. You all through?
- BOY: Yeah.
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Gonna wait a few years
before you drink again?
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- Yeah.
- All right.
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Remember, alcohol equals puke...
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equals smelly mess,
equals nobody likes you.
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- Hey, I got it from here.
- Actually, you know what?
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You go this way,
you go this way.
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- No, I--
- It's for the best. It's all right. Take it easy.
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See you later.
Sleep it off, pal. All right.
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Hey, you know, wedding singer?
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(HOWLS)
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Okay.
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- Are you drinking too?
- No.
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It's Coca-Cola.
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Are you sure?
There's no rum in that Coca-Cola?
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I'm not a big drinker.
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And if it was, I'd be puking
in there more than that kid.
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Oh, I don't think anybody could puke
more than that kid.
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- I think I saw a boot come out of him.
- Ha-ha-ha.
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You're the wedding singer.
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Yeah. How you doing? I'm Robbie.
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I'm Julia.
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I'm actually waitressing
at your wedding next week.
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Cool. That's a beautiful ring
you have there.
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Are you getting married too?
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Actually, I don't know how serious
the guy is who gave this to me.
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Right now, I feel like I'm doomed
to wander the planet alone forever.
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Oh, no. Kind of like
the Incredible Hulk, huh?
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Yeah.
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Only I'm not helping people.
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That's not true, because I saw you inside.
You were helping people.
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You were giving them, uh,
fish and coffee and forks.
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People can't eat without forks.
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And they can't drink without a fish.
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That's right. I think.
What does that mean?
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I don't know.
You lost me back at the Hulk.
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Hey.
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- SAMMY: Hey, Robbie.
- Yes?
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Get back in. They're starting
to turn on George.
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♪ Do you really want to hurt me ♪
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- MAN 1: Sit down!
- MAN 2: You suck!
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He's gotta learn a new song.
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But, uh, okay, well,
it was nice to meet you.
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It was nice meeting you too.
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And if I do ever get married,
maybe you'll sing at my wedding.
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Oh, man. It's a deal.
247
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:05,893
- Okay.
- Okay, take care.
248
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:11,023
♪ There was love ♪
249
00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:12,232
ROBBIE: Yeah.
250
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,650
ROSIE: ♪ All around ♪
251
00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:14,818
ROBBIE: Nice.
252
00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:19,239
♪ But I never heard it singing ♪
253
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,574
ROBBIE: Very nice.
254
00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:24,745
♪ No, I never heard it at all ♪
255
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:25,954
Pretty.
256
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:29,917
♪ 'Til there was you ♪
257
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,126
Much better.
258
00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:34,421
Man, you're gonna blow everybody away
at your 50th anniversary party.
259
00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:38,550
If I sing to Frank
without making any mistakes...
260
00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:40,761
he would know how hard
I've worked
261
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:44,264
and how much I still love him
after all these years.
262
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:48,143
I hope 50 years from now,
Linda and I are as happy as you two guys.
263
00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:49,353
Oh, you will be.
264
00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:52,689
It runs in your family.
You're a born romantic...
265
00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:54,983
- ...just like your father was.
- Yeah?
266
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,945
I know they'll be
looking down on you tomorrow.
267
00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,488
I hope so.
268
00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:01,031
Are you nervous?
269
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:04,117
I'm not that nervous.
I'm around weddings all the time.
270
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,870
- It's gonna be fun.
- Oh, not about the wedding.
271
00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:08,914
About the wedding night.
272
00:13:09,081 --> 00:13:11,792
Will this be your first time
with intercourse?
273
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:13,543
Uh...
274
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,212
Well, no, don't be ashamed.
275
00:13:15,379 --> 00:13:18,674
You know, when I got married,
I wasn't a virgin.
276
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:22,052
I already had intercourse with 8 men.
277
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:25,806
You know, that's actually something
I don't want to know about.
278
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,557
That was a lot back then.
279
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,810
That would be like 200 today.
280
00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:33,063
Yeah. Uh, it's 5:00.
I'm gonna get going.
281
00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:34,606
Oh, but your payment.
282
00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:37,484
My payment. Uh, can I get it to go?
283
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:39,695
Oh, you're such a sweet boy...
284
00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:42,739
letting an old woman
pay you with meatballs.
285
00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:46,284
Oh, yeah, well, they taste so good,
it's like I'm ripping you off, Rosie.
286
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:49,579
I don't have any clean Tupperware.
287
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,999
All right, well,
definitely next time, okay?
288
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,543
Don't be silly.
Now hold out your hands.
289
00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:56,545
- You want to--?
- Yeah. Do it.
290
00:13:56,712 --> 00:13:57,754
Okay.
291
00:13:58,714 --> 00:13:59,965
- Oh.
- ROSIE: Heh, heh.
292
00:14:00,132 --> 00:14:01,591
Cool.
293
00:14:02,134 --> 00:14:04,011
- Thanks a lot.
- Ooh.
294
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:11,393
Now, please, take a bite,
so that I can watch you enjoy.
295
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,437
That's my favorite part.
296
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,188
Okay. Well...
297
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,441
I'll go with the right one.
That looks good.
298
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:25,407
That's a good meatball.
That's a good meatball.
299
00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:30,162
Now, listen to me, Robbie Hart.
300
00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:33,457
You're going to be a fine husband.
301
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,959
Well, I hope so, Rosie.
Thank you.
302
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:40,255
Okay, well, I'm gonna leave.
I'll see you at the wedding, all right?
303
00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:51,683
Well, thank you for coming in
and taking me to lunch.
304
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:54,478
Look at the picture of that girl.
See that?
305
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:58,732
You're a lot prettier than that girl
and she's getting married.
306
00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:01,610
What does pretty have
to do with getting married?
307
00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:03,528
Everything. You gotta get married...
308
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:06,490
before your hips start spreading
and you get facial hair...
309
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:09,576
which, by the way,
comes from your father's mother.
310
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:12,579
Looks like Magnum, P.I.,
for God's sake.
311
00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:15,665
Well, I can't make Glenn set a date.
312
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,919
Well, you're gonna hate this idea
313
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:22,380
but I think you should consider
314
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,466
a fake pregnancy.
315
00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:27,344
- I'm exiting the car.
- Look, it's just a means to an end.
316
00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:30,680
Believe me, in five years,
he'll thank you for it.
317
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,267
(BAND PLAYING JOURNEY'S
"DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'")
318
00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:49,825
Perhaps we should call her.
319
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,535
Uh...
320
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:54,454
She probably got a makeup problem
or her dress or something.
321
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:57,707
I know her. She likes to look her best.
It'll be okay.
322
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,223
- Robs?
- Hey, sis.
323
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:14,683
Hi, Robs.
324
00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:17,727
I just got off the phone
with Linda's mom.
325
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,938
Linda's not there...
326
00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:21,690
but there was a note.
327
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:23,900
A note?
328
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,986
Everything all right?
329
00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:28,321
Yeah, she's okay.
330
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:33,618
It basically indicated that Linda was...
331
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,913
not coming today.
332
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:43,003
So it was a bad note.
333
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,006
Did she say why?
334
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:51,428
I am so sorry, honey.
335
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:53,597
It's okay.
336
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:56,391
You want me to say something?
337
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,977
No.
338
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:02,230
Just give me a second.
I'II-I'll be right back.
339
00:17:04,316 --> 00:17:07,110
WOMAN: Oh, my God,
she's not showing up.
340
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:13,783
(GUESTS MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY)
341
00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:21,499
Don't worry, man.
Everything's gonna be all right.
342
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:24,127
It'll be okay. It's okay. It's okay.
343
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:25,921
(SHOUTS) No!
344
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:28,131
(MIRROR SHATTERS
AND GUESTS MURMUR)
345
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:30,884
Oh, God!
346
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:32,969
She's gone.
347
00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:37,891
♪ Come on ♪
348
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:40,977
♪ Its a nice day for a white wedding ♪
349
00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:43,021
You can't catch me!
You can't catch me!
350
00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:45,857
I'm gonna get you
and chop you up!
351
00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:48,610
Can we turn this crap off, please?
352
00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:51,655
That's right, Robbie.
You have to let it out, man.
353
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,823
- Let what out?
- Your feelings, you know.
354
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,493
About what that lousy bitch
did to you today.
355
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:59,496
Don't call her that,
because we're gonna get back together
356
00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:03,166
and then there's gonna be weirdness
between you and me, so just watch it.
357
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,293
I made this for you, Uncle Robbie.
358
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,754
Oh, thanks, Freddy Krueger.
359
00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:10,090
That's not nice.
360
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:12,217
Very creative, though.
361
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:13,802
Go back to the boiler room.
362
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:18,515
I just wish I knew where she was,
you know?
363
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:23,144
Man, he's taking it pretty bad.
364
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,355
I mean, he's acting
like a real robot.
365
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:27,023
A zombie or something.
366
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:29,526
He's been wanting to get married
since third grade.
367
00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:32,821
It makes sense.
That's when Mom and Dad died.
368
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:35,323
He wants to start
a family of his own.
369
00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:37,033
Hey, check out the cake.
370
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:40,870
- There's only a little groom on top.
- Hmm.
371
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,974
Hey. You're late.
372
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,184
I'm sorry.
373
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:04,936
I just couldn't do it.
374
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:09,149
Well, if you need some more time...
375
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:11,443
I guess I can wait.
376
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:14,612
No, I don't need more time, Robbie.
377
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:17,032
I don't ever want to marry you.
378
00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:22,412
Jeez, you know, that information
379
00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:25,415
might have been a little
more useful to me yesterday.
380
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,377
I've been talking to friends
the last couple days.
381
00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:30,754
Oh, here it comes.
382
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:34,132
And I think I figured out
what's been bothering me.
383
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,885
I'm not in love with Robbie now.
384
00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:39,512
I'm in love with Robbie
six years ago.
385
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,724
Robbie, the lead singer
of Final Warning...
386
00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:45,560
when I used to come
and watch you from the front row
387
00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:46,978
in your spandex pants,
388
00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:49,981
your silk shirt unbuttoned,
389
00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:53,234
licking the microphone
like David Lee Roth.
390
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,737
I still got the spandex.
I'll put them on now.
391
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:57,739
The point is, I woke up this morning...
392
00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:00,950
and I realized I'm about
to marry a wedding singer.
393
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:03,495
I am never gonna leave Ridgefield.
394
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:05,622
Why do you need to leave Ridgefield?
395
00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:08,583
We grew up here.
All our friends are here.
396
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:11,169
- It's the perfect place to raise a family.
- Oh, yeah.
397
00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:13,630
Living in your sister's basement
with five kids...
398
00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:15,924
while you're off every weekend
doing wedding gigs
399
00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:17,967
at a whopping 60 bucks a pop?
400
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:23,181
Once again, things that could have been
brought to my attention yesterday!
401
00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:26,810
The fact is, we grew apart
a long time ago.
402
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,438
You wanted to get married so badly,
you didn't care to who.
403
00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:31,815
That's not true.
404
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,650
I love you. Come here.
405
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:37,153
I want to spend the rest
of my life with you.
406
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,322
Hey, Linda.
407
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,741
You're a bitch.
408
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,455
Thanks, Petey.
Go back to the house.
409
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:54,003
He might have Tourette's syndrome.
We're looking into it.
410
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:57,799
I gotta go.
411
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:02,637
I'm sorry.
412
00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:19,654
♪ Ninety-nine Luftballons ♪
413
00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:20,947
♪ Na na na na ♪
414
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:22,615
(SCREAMS)
415
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:23,992
Glenn!
416
00:21:24,159 --> 00:21:26,161
- Don't be so jumpy.
- Ahh.
417
00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:28,246
These are for you.
418
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,748
Thank you.
419
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,627
They're beautiful.
420
00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:37,714
I have something else for you.
421
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:45,013
Two airplane tickets to Las Vegas?
422
00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:47,474
(HUMMING "THE WEDDING MARCH")
423
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:52,562
Oh, my God, Glenn! Oh, my God!
424
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:56,816
I know you wanted to set a date,
so I went to the travel agent and I set it.
425
00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:59,569
Glenn, I love you so much.
426
00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:00,737
But Las Vegas? I thought--
427
00:22:00,904 --> 00:22:03,281
Jules, it's the romance
capital of the world.
428
00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:05,450
I just don't want a big wedding.
429
00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:07,702
You know, hundreds of people
we don't know...
430
00:22:07,869 --> 00:22:11,289
that are just there for the free drinks
and all-you-can-eat buffet.
431
00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:13,333
They might as well be in Vegas.
432
00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:17,962
Okay.
433
00:22:19,923 --> 00:22:22,884
Las Vegas it is, and it'll be great.
434
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:26,429
Jules, are you gonna
do the girl thing?
435
00:22:26,596 --> 00:22:29,891
You're gonna act happy and you're
gonna be pouting on the inside?
436
00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:33,019
No. I'm happy.
437
00:22:37,899 --> 00:22:39,192
All right.
438
00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:41,903
Let's get married here.
439
00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:43,821
I know that's what you really want.
440
00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:45,698
Thank you, Glenn.
441
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:48,493
- Thank you.
- It's more important to you anyway.
442
00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:49,953
Thank you.
443
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,830
And I promise I will give you
the most beautiful wedding
444
00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:54,749
and even you'll have a good time.
445
00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:56,543
Mm-hm.
446
00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:59,837
(MUSICAL YOUTH'S "PASS THE DUTCHIE"
PLAYING ON CAR RADIO)
447
00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:21,401
ANDY: Hey, it's about time
his best friend showed up.
448
00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:23,194
So how's he doing?
449
00:23:23,361 --> 00:23:24,737
I don't know, man.
450
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:27,740
He's been down in the basement
since it happened.
451
00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,826
Five days now.
452
00:23:29,993 --> 00:23:33,830
I think he's having some kind
of a mental situation.
453
00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:36,457
You know, an episode or something.
454
00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:37,959
All right.
455
00:23:38,126 --> 00:23:40,336
♪ I say, pass the dutchie
on the left hand side ♪
456
00:23:40,503 --> 00:23:41,838
ANDY: Hey, you better do something.
457
00:23:42,005 --> 00:23:44,674
I don't want to be known as the
brother-in-law of the town nut job.
458
00:23:44,841 --> 00:23:46,217
I got enough problems already.
459
00:23:46,384 --> 00:23:48,511
Oh, shit, I got water
all over myself.
460
00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:59,355
SAMMY: Hello?
461
00:23:59,981 --> 00:24:02,734
Hey, Robbie.
462
00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:05,862
You all right?
463
00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:15,079
Hey, these sheets are soft.
464
00:24:15,246 --> 00:24:16,998
You use Downy?
465
00:24:17,165 --> 00:24:18,374
No.
466
00:24:18,541 --> 00:24:20,627
All Tampa-Cheer.
467
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,087
You can wash your clothes
at any temperature...
468
00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:25,965
- ...and the colors don't run together.
- Really?
469
00:24:26,257 --> 00:24:28,009
Yeah. Now leave me alone.
470
00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:31,638
You have to go back to work.
471
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:35,892
You know there's gonna be over 100
drunk girls at this wedding tonight.
472
00:24:36,059 --> 00:24:37,727
I got nothing to offer anybody.
473
00:24:37,894 --> 00:24:40,980
I haven't done jack shit
since high school.
474
00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:43,107
Why would any girl ever marry me?
475
00:24:43,274 --> 00:24:44,901
Marry you?
476
00:24:45,068 --> 00:24:48,071
I'm just trying to get someone
to play with your ding-dong.
477
00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:50,865
(BAND PLAYING MADONNA'S "HOLIDAY")
478
00:24:51,282 --> 00:24:53,368
♪ Holiday ♪
479
00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:57,705
♪ Celebrate ♪
480
00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:04,003
♪ Holiday ♪
481
00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:06,839
♪ Celebrate ♪
482
00:25:08,883 --> 00:25:10,927
♪ If we took a holiday ♪
483
00:25:11,094 --> 00:25:12,762
♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah ♪
484
00:25:12,929 --> 00:25:15,556
♪ Took some time to celebrate ♪
485
00:25:15,723 --> 00:25:17,350
♪ Come on, let's celebrate ♪
486
00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:19,936
♪ Just one day out of life ♪
487
00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:21,562
♪ Holiday ♪
488
00:25:21,729 --> 00:25:23,773
♪ It would be ♪
489
00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:27,151
♪ It would be so nice ♪
490
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:30,780
♪ Everybody spread the word ♪
491
00:25:30,947 --> 00:25:34,367
♪ I live in my sister's basement ♪
492
00:25:34,534 --> 00:25:36,160
♪ Come on ♪
493
00:25:36,327 --> 00:25:38,162
He just had his heart broken.
494
00:25:38,329 --> 00:25:40,289
Why would he even think
about coming back to work?
495
00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:41,666
♪ I'm a loser ♪
496
00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:43,418
I don't know.
497
00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:45,586
♪ Celebrate ♪
498
00:25:56,514 --> 00:25:59,392
You guys are off to a great start,
don't you think?
499
00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:02,103
I mean, Cindy showed up
500
00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:05,064
so right away, Scott,
you got to be pretty psyched, right?
501
00:26:06,190 --> 00:26:09,026
Hey, buddy, I'm not paying you
to hear your thoughts on life.
502
00:26:09,193 --> 00:26:10,361
I'm paying you to sing.
503
00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:15,408
Well, I have a microphone
and you don't...
504
00:26:15,575 --> 00:26:20,329
so you will listen to every
damn word I have to say!
505
00:26:20,496 --> 00:26:21,831
(GUESTS GASP)
506
00:26:27,295 --> 00:26:28,337
You know, it's funny.
507
00:26:28,504 --> 00:26:31,716
Some of us will never,
ever find true love.
508
00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:34,343
Like, take, for instance...
509
00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:36,095
me.
510
00:26:36,721 --> 00:26:38,681
And I'm pretty sure
that guy right there.
511
00:26:41,476 --> 00:26:43,144
And that lady with the sideburns.
512
00:26:45,396 --> 00:26:47,523
And basically everybody at Table 9.
513
00:26:49,066 --> 00:26:51,194
But the worst thing is...
514
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,070
...that me...
515
00:26:53,237 --> 00:26:54,781
...Fatty...
516
00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:57,158
...Sideburns Lady...
517
00:26:57,325 --> 00:26:59,076
...and the mutants over at Table 9...
518
00:27:01,329 --> 00:27:04,457
...will never, ever find a way
to better the situation...
519
00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:06,542
...because...
520
00:27:06,709 --> 00:27:11,881
apparently, we have absolutely nothing
to offer the opposite sex.
521
00:27:12,048 --> 00:27:13,508
Mm-hm.
522
00:27:13,674 --> 00:27:16,427
You are the worst wedding singer
in the world, buddy!
523
00:27:16,594 --> 00:27:19,639
Sir, one more outburst, I will strangle you
with my microphone wire.
524
00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:21,432
You understand me?
525
00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:24,936
Now let's cut the stupid cake.
526
00:27:25,102 --> 00:27:28,564
I know the fat guy's gonna have
a heart attack if we don't eat again soon.
527
00:27:31,234 --> 00:27:34,612
And while we do that,
here's a little mood music for you.
528
00:27:34,779 --> 00:27:37,657
(BAND PLAYING J. GEILS BAND'S
"LOVE STINKS")
529
00:27:39,075 --> 00:27:40,993
Whoo!
530
00:27:42,036 --> 00:27:44,914
Cindy and Scott are newlyweds.
531
00:27:45,081 --> 00:27:46,666
Whoopie-dee-do!
532
00:27:50,670 --> 00:27:52,880
♪ He loves her ♪
533
00:27:53,047 --> 00:27:55,591
♪ But she loves this guy right here ♪
534
00:27:55,758 --> 00:27:58,219
♪ And he loves somebody else ♪
535
00:27:58,386 --> 00:28:00,805
♪ You just can't win ♪
536
00:28:00,972 --> 00:28:06,227
♪ And so it goes
Until the day you die ♪
537
00:28:06,394 --> 00:28:08,604
♪ This thing they call love ♪
538
00:28:08,771 --> 00:28:10,940
♪ It's gonna make you cry ♪
539
00:28:11,107 --> 00:28:12,233
I hate you.
540
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,235
♪ I've had the blues ♪
541
00:28:14,402 --> 00:28:17,071
♪ The reds and the pinks ♪
542
00:28:17,238 --> 00:28:19,782
♪ One thing's for sure ♪
543
00:28:20,825 --> 00:28:21,868
Love stinks?
544
00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:23,452
♪ Love stinks ♪
545
00:28:24,662 --> 00:28:25,955
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
546
00:28:26,122 --> 00:28:27,164
Love stinks!
547
00:28:27,331 --> 00:28:29,750
♪ Love stinks ♪
548
00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:31,586
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
549
00:28:31,752 --> 00:28:33,045
Love stinks?
550
00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:35,047
♪ Love stinks ♪
551
00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:36,799
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
552
00:28:36,966 --> 00:28:38,301
ALL: Love stinks!
553
00:28:38,467 --> 00:28:40,469
♪ Love stinks ♪
554
00:28:40,636 --> 00:28:42,638
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
555
00:28:43,264 --> 00:28:44,390
(GRUNTS)
556
00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:46,809
- FATHER: Drug addict!
- ROBBIE: Love stinks!
557
00:28:46,976 --> 00:28:48,644
- Degenerate!
- Love stinks!
558
00:28:48,811 --> 00:28:50,313
Love stinks!
559
00:28:50,479 --> 00:28:52,690
Love-- Love stinks!
560
00:28:52,857 --> 00:28:54,984
Love stinks!
561
00:29:01,741 --> 00:29:03,534
(ROBBIE MOANING)
562
00:29:12,335 --> 00:29:13,794
Hey.
563
00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:16,172
Hey.
564
00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:19,216
I was wondering what happened to you.
565
00:29:21,218 --> 00:29:23,012
Did everybody leave?
566
00:29:24,347 --> 00:29:25,431
Pretty much...
567
00:29:25,598 --> 00:29:29,185
except for a few cops that are still
interviewing some witnesses.
568
00:29:30,353 --> 00:29:32,104
Okay.
569
00:29:33,856 --> 00:29:36,651
I'm gonna get the hell out of here.
570
00:29:36,817 --> 00:29:39,737
Okay, so it was your first wedding back.
571
00:29:39,904 --> 00:29:42,031
Of course things are gonna be
a little shaky.
572
00:29:42,198 --> 00:29:44,659
A little shaky? I hate weddings.
573
00:29:44,825 --> 00:29:48,162
I hate the bride.
I hate the groom.
574
00:29:48,329 --> 00:29:51,165
I want them to be miserable,
because that's what I am.
575
00:29:51,332 --> 00:29:53,292
No, you're the best.
576
00:29:53,459 --> 00:29:56,796
At what?
People eat prime rib and I sing.
577
00:29:56,963 --> 00:29:58,714
I mean, it's a joke.
578
00:29:58,881 --> 00:30:00,383
I can't do this anymore.
579
00:30:01,342 --> 00:30:03,552
Glenn and I set the date...
580
00:30:04,053 --> 00:30:06,305
so you have to play our wedding.
581
00:30:08,516 --> 00:30:09,976
Congratulations.
582
00:30:11,227 --> 00:30:14,730
I-- I just can't do it, all right?
583
00:30:16,399 --> 00:30:18,776
Well, I'm having an engagement party
in two weeks...
584
00:30:18,943 --> 00:30:21,654
...and I really want you
and Sammy to come.
585
00:30:43,092 --> 00:30:44,427
Oh, good, you're here.
586
00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:47,013
Robbie's here! Let's move it!
587
00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:48,264
The kids have been fed.
588
00:30:48,431 --> 00:30:50,933
If they want snacks,
there's ice pops in the freezer...
589
00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:53,227
- ...or they can have microwave popcorn.
- Good.
590
00:30:53,394 --> 00:30:55,354
You going to the engagement
party tomorrow night?
591
00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:57,231
Yeah, I'll probably go.
592
00:30:58,441 --> 00:31:00,609
Come on, Andy, move your ass!
593
00:31:00,776 --> 00:31:02,445
ANDY: Hang on, huh?
I'm watching Dallas.
594
00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:05,114
I think J.R. might be dead
or something. They shot him.
595
00:31:05,281 --> 00:31:06,323
Good night.
596
00:31:06,532 --> 00:31:08,409
- Love you.
- KATE: Love you.
597
00:31:08,576 --> 00:31:11,454
- Time to make the donuts.
- I made the donuts.
598
00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:13,748
ANNOUNCER (ON TV):
Dunkin' Donuts. Up to 52 varieties...
599
00:31:13,914 --> 00:31:15,124
ROBBIE: Hello.
600
00:31:15,291 --> 00:31:17,752
Hey, Uncle Robbie's here.
601
00:31:18,335 --> 00:31:20,463
Hey-- Oh, the goofball brothers.
602
00:31:20,629 --> 00:31:23,716
Is it true that you're in the middle
of a nervous breakdown?
603
00:31:23,883 --> 00:31:26,635
- No.
- Nervous breakdown! Nervous breakdown!
604
00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:29,805
- Who said that?
- Everybody's been saying that.
605
00:31:29,972 --> 00:31:33,517
Everybody? You're 8. You only know
your parents. What are you talking about?
606
00:31:33,684 --> 00:31:36,312
Is it true that you're gonna end up
in a mental institution?
607
00:31:36,479 --> 00:31:38,439
Cuckoo's nest! Cuckoo's nest!
608
00:31:38,606 --> 00:31:41,776
- No.
- Hey, hey, hey, kids. Shh.
609
00:31:43,152 --> 00:31:44,987
Now, remember what we talked about?
610
00:31:46,739 --> 00:31:49,116
All right. Go over there
and watch some television.
611
00:31:49,742 --> 00:31:53,496
- Can I speak to you for a second, Rob?
- Everybody. Yeah.
612
00:31:55,498 --> 00:31:57,625
I've been thinking
about what happened to you.
613
00:31:57,792 --> 00:31:59,752
- Believe me, it's all for the best.
- Yeah--
614
00:31:59,919 --> 00:32:03,506
I mean, I know you were in love
and everything, but that wears off.
615
00:32:03,672 --> 00:32:06,467
You see, me and your sister,
we used to be wild.
616
00:32:06,634 --> 00:32:08,385
I mean, she was very adventurous.
617
00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:11,514
And we got into some crazy shit.
618
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,224
But now the thrill is gone.
619
00:32:13,390 --> 00:32:15,226
If we do get a second alone together
620
00:32:15,392 --> 00:32:16,852
- we usually go to sleep.
- Yeah?
621
00:32:17,019 --> 00:32:18,854
I mean, if it's a special occasion
622
00:32:19,021 --> 00:32:21,857
she might, uh... She might
do this exotic dance for me.
623
00:32:22,024 --> 00:32:24,777
- What?
- And sometimes she might, uh...
624
00:32:24,944 --> 00:32:26,862
...you know, work with my nipples
a little bit.
625
00:32:27,029 --> 00:32:30,491
All right, enough. Go out.
I'll take care of the kids.
626
00:32:31,367 --> 00:32:34,995
Yeah. I don't know what I just said,
but I said something.
627
00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:44,839
Women got a thing about marriage.
628
00:32:45,005 --> 00:32:48,008
If you want to stay with them,
eventually you have to marry them.
629
00:32:48,175 --> 00:32:51,053
That's the point that I'm at.
No big deal.
630
00:32:51,220 --> 00:32:53,889
There she is, the girl who finally
beat me into submission.
631
00:32:54,056 --> 00:32:57,059
That's right. August 5th is less
than 3 months away.
632
00:32:57,226 --> 00:32:59,562
- We've got a lot of planning to do.
- Um....
633
00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:01,564
Do you think it would be better...
634
00:33:01,730 --> 00:33:04,441
...if maybe you took over
all the arrangements?
635
00:33:05,234 --> 00:33:07,903
Well, I'd like to do it together.
636
00:33:08,070 --> 00:33:09,697
Yeah.
637
00:33:09,864 --> 00:33:12,741
But you like this stuff.
I mean, it's really not my thing.
638
00:33:14,410 --> 00:33:16,704
I mean, God forbid,
I screw up the wedding flowers.
639
00:33:16,871 --> 00:33:18,247
How could I live with myself?
640
00:33:18,414 --> 00:33:21,750
He'll be so wasted, he's not even
gonna know flowers are at the wedding.
641
00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:23,377
Oh, yeah. Up high.
642
00:33:24,211 --> 00:33:28,257
Hey, Glenn, I hear you're gonna have your
bachelor party Friday before the wedding.
643
00:33:28,424 --> 00:33:31,760
Gonna be all right with that?
I mean, you might miss Miami Vice.
644
00:33:32,178 --> 00:33:34,430
Nope. Summer. Reruns.
645
00:33:34,597 --> 00:33:37,766
- I'm all set.
- Oh, great.
646
00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:42,563
All right, nice house.
647
00:33:42,730 --> 00:33:45,941
I told you this guy was loaded.
648
00:33:46,108 --> 00:33:49,278
Yeah, I know. But in and out, though.
I don't want to be here very long.
649
00:33:49,445 --> 00:33:51,947
Let me just pick up a chick
and we'll get out of here.
650
00:33:52,114 --> 00:33:53,657
What do you think of the jacket?
651
00:33:53,824 --> 00:33:57,703
I don't know, man.
I would lose that glove. You look nuts.
652
00:33:57,870 --> 00:33:59,705
There's Julia.
653
00:34:01,916 --> 00:34:03,876
Let's go say hello.
654
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,297
Hi, you guys. I'm so glad you came.
655
00:34:08,464 --> 00:34:10,925
- Jason, this is Robbie and Sammy.
- Hi.
656
00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:13,427
And this is my fiancé, Glenn.
657
00:34:13,761 --> 00:34:15,638
- Hey, congratulations, Glenn.
- Thank you.
658
00:34:15,804 --> 00:34:17,431
Robbie Hart.
659
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:20,226
Oh, man, I heard what happened
to you at your wedding.
660
00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:22,061
That was so cold.
661
00:34:22,228 --> 00:34:23,729
You must have felt like shit.
662
00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:27,650
No. It felt really good.
Thanks for bringing it up, man.
663
00:34:27,816 --> 00:34:30,903
My parents died when l was 10.
Would you like to talk about that?
664
00:34:31,654 --> 00:34:34,073
- Why would we want to talk about that?
- I don't know.
665
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:36,242
Hey, oh, somebody needs a drink.
666
00:34:36,742 --> 00:34:38,869
- Actually, I'm not a big drinker.
- Well, I am.
667
00:34:39,036 --> 00:34:41,413
- How about an Alabama Slammer?
- Sounds like a plan.
668
00:34:41,622 --> 00:34:45,000
- Meet me at the bar. I gotta piss first.
- Hey, yeah. Have a few drinks...
669
00:34:45,167 --> 00:34:46,961
...and, you know, drive home.
670
00:34:48,003 --> 00:34:49,838
Hey, uh, Julia, thanks for inviting us.
671
00:34:50,005 --> 00:34:51,298
I'm just glad you guys came.
672
00:34:51,465 --> 00:34:52,841
We hang out at work so much...
673
00:34:53,008 --> 00:34:55,302
...but we don't get to talk
because we're always so busy.
674
00:34:55,469 --> 00:34:59,306
Well, we should make time to talk,
don't you think?
675
00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:03,394
You know what?
676
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:07,273
The first time this guy saw you,
he told me he was gonna hit on you.
677
00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:09,858
- Really?
- That's not true.
678
00:35:10,025 --> 00:35:12,528
Yeah, it is.
You told me she was in trouble.
679
00:35:12,695 --> 00:35:15,531
She was gonna get it
and she didn't even know it.
680
00:35:15,698 --> 00:35:17,616
He's teasing. I would never say that.
681
00:35:17,783 --> 00:35:20,119
What? You said you were
gonna give it to her.
682
00:35:20,286 --> 00:35:22,204
- Give me what, exactly?
- Yeah.
683
00:35:22,371 --> 00:35:24,123
- You're a jerk.
- What do you mean?
684
00:35:24,290 --> 00:35:25,833
You didn't know she was engaged.
685
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,210
So now you're not gonna give it to me?
Heh, heh.
686
00:35:28,377 --> 00:35:29,878
Very funny.
687
00:35:30,045 --> 00:35:31,463
Say hi to your brother, Tito.
688
00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:34,049
(BOTH LAUGHING)
689
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:38,220
So how are you doing?
690
00:35:38,387 --> 00:35:41,181
I'm doing better. I don't know.
691
00:35:41,348 --> 00:35:43,809
How are you and Glenn doing
with the wedding plans?
692
00:35:44,727 --> 00:35:46,478
Uh....
693
00:35:46,645 --> 00:35:48,188
Glenn isn't really--
694
00:35:48,355 --> 00:35:50,065
He's-He's very busy right now.
695
00:35:50,232 --> 00:35:54,111
You know, he works on Wall Street
and you know how that is nowadays.
696
00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:56,322
Wall Street, stocks and stuff?
697
00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:57,823
Yeah. Actually he's in bonds.
698
00:35:57,990 --> 00:36:01,076
And he barely has time to sleep,
let alone plan a wedding...
699
00:36:01,243 --> 00:36:03,329
so I'm kind of doing this
on my own.
700
00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:05,914
But I went to Marshall's
for the floral centerpieces.
701
00:36:06,081 --> 00:36:08,834
You went to Marshall's?
Man, you should go to Tony's.
702
00:36:09,001 --> 00:36:11,754
They're cheaper, you know,
and they got a great selection.
703
00:36:12,254 --> 00:36:14,715
All right.
Well, thank you for the tip.
704
00:36:14,882 --> 00:36:17,134
It's a shame you won't
be doing weddings anymore.
705
00:36:17,301 --> 00:36:20,554
- We won't get to hang out as much.
- No, we'll get to hang out.
706
00:36:20,721 --> 00:36:24,391
There's other things to do at
the reception hall besides weddings, right?
707
00:36:26,435 --> 00:36:28,437
(SINGING IN HEBREW)
708
00:36:40,449 --> 00:36:42,451
(GUESTS CHEERING)
709
00:36:44,787 --> 00:36:48,415
♪ Mazel Tov ♪
710
00:36:51,251 --> 00:36:55,464
Okay, let's keep the fun rolling.
Take it away, George.
711
00:36:59,802 --> 00:37:01,929
- BOY 1: Yeah!
- BOY 2: Who's this?
712
00:37:05,766 --> 00:37:08,143
(BAND PLAYING CULTURE CLUB'S
"DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT ME")
713
00:37:08,310 --> 00:37:11,271
♪ Do you really want to hurt me ♪
714
00:37:14,525 --> 00:37:15,567
You seem kind of sad.
715
00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:17,569
Why don't you get out there
and dance, buddy?
716
00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:21,198
I asked that girl over there.
She turned me down.
717
00:37:21,365 --> 00:37:23,951
She said she didn't dance with losers.
718
00:37:24,118 --> 00:37:27,454
Oh, man. That hurts.
719
00:37:27,913 --> 00:37:29,957
But why would you want
to dance with somebody
720
00:37:30,124 --> 00:37:32,292
who doesn't want
to dance with you, right?
721
00:37:34,086 --> 00:37:35,337
Listen, don't worry.
722
00:37:36,004 --> 00:37:37,881
You'll meet a girl
who treats you right.
723
00:37:38,048 --> 00:37:39,425
I promise you. Okay, buddy?
724
00:37:41,009 --> 00:37:42,553
ROBBIE: How you guys doing?
All right?
725
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,180
Fellas, I want you to meet a,
uh, a friend of mine...
726
00:37:45,347 --> 00:37:47,015
by the name of Julia Sullivan.
727
00:37:47,182 --> 00:37:51,145
Hi, Julia. Could you come out here
for a second?
728
00:37:51,937 --> 00:37:53,814
- Say hi to Julia, everybody.
- BOY: Hey, Julia.
729
00:37:53,981 --> 00:37:55,524
- Hello.
- Now...
730
00:37:55,691 --> 00:37:59,278
who of you out there would like
to dance with this fine-looking woman?
731
00:37:59,445 --> 00:38:02,489
- BOY: Oh, me! Me!
- ALL: Yeah!
732
00:38:02,656 --> 00:38:05,075
I'd like to do more
than dance with her.
733
00:38:05,242 --> 00:38:06,869
(LAUGHS)
734
00:38:07,035 --> 00:38:08,620
ROBBIE: Wow, Julia.
735
00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:12,708
Sounds to me like you got your pick
of any man in this room to dance with.
736
00:38:12,875 --> 00:38:15,794
So I want you to take your time
737
00:38:15,961 --> 00:38:19,423
and find amongst
all these young studs here tonigh
738
00:38:19,590 --> 00:38:22,843
the coolest,
most un-losery guy in the bunch.
739
00:38:23,594 --> 00:38:24,636
Okay.
740
00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:27,222
- BOY 1: Pick me, pick me.
- BOY 2: Feel my love, baby.
741
00:38:28,265 --> 00:38:32,895
Please pick me. Please, Julia.
Oh, please. Ohh.
742
00:38:33,061 --> 00:38:34,897
BOY 3: Oh, man, I wish
she would choose me.
743
00:38:35,063 --> 00:38:38,525
BOY 4: Come on, right here.
Ask me. Come on.
744
00:38:41,153 --> 00:38:43,530
May I have this dance?
745
00:38:43,697 --> 00:38:45,574
BOYS: Aw!
746
00:38:45,741 --> 00:38:48,243
(BAND PLAYING
FRANK SINATRA'S "THAT'S ALL")
747
00:38:48,410 --> 00:38:49,745
Okay, pal, have fun.
748
00:38:57,252 --> 00:39:03,383
♪ I can only give you love
that lasts forever ♪
749
00:39:03,550 --> 00:39:09,765
♪ And a promise to be near
Each time you call ♪
750
00:39:09,932 --> 00:39:13,352
♪ And the only heart I own ♪
751
00:39:13,936 --> 00:39:16,730
♪ For you and you alone ♪
752
00:39:16,897 --> 00:39:18,273
♪ That's all ♪
753
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:19,858
BOYS: Ooh!
754
00:39:20,025 --> 00:39:22,110
♪ That's all ♪
755
00:39:22,653 --> 00:39:27,741
♪ All I have are these arms
to enfold you ♪
756
00:39:27,908 --> 00:39:29,409
Just go with it.
757
00:39:29,576 --> 00:39:34,957
♪ And a love time can never destroy ♪
758
00:39:35,123 --> 00:39:36,959
Take it, George.
759
00:39:55,561 --> 00:39:57,312
(BOYS LAUGHING)
760
00:40:09,992 --> 00:40:11,660
Come here, big red.
761
00:40:15,247 --> 00:40:21,712
♪ If you're wondering
what I'm asking in return, dear ♪
762
00:40:21,878 --> 00:40:28,010
♪ You'll be glad to know
That my demands are small ♪
763
00:40:28,176 --> 00:40:32,931
♪ Say it's me that you'll adore ♪
764
00:40:33,098 --> 00:40:35,183
♪ For now and ever more ♪
765
00:40:35,350 --> 00:40:38,020
♪ That's all ♪
766
00:40:38,186 --> 00:40:42,899
♪ That's all ♪
767
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,611
To the new lord of the ladies!
768
00:40:46,945 --> 00:40:49,615
You're a lovely dancer.
769
00:40:55,704 --> 00:40:58,123
- ROBBIE: So are you gonna tell Glenn?
- JULIA: About what?
770
00:40:58,290 --> 00:41:01,001
About you and that kid
and him squeezing your tush.
771
00:41:01,168 --> 00:41:04,463
Ha, ha. Well, he did have very strong
hands for a 13-year-old.
772
00:41:04,630 --> 00:41:05,672
I could see that.
773
00:41:05,839 --> 00:41:09,009
Hey, listen, by the way, thank you
for recommending Tony the florist.
774
00:41:09,176 --> 00:41:12,179
Not only were his flowers beautiful,
but he didn't overcharge me.
775
00:41:12,346 --> 00:41:13,388
Good. I'm glad.
776
00:41:13,555 --> 00:41:16,975
And a new girl in town could certainly use
that kind of help on everything.
777
00:41:17,643 --> 00:41:20,395
You got Holly and your mother, right?
778
00:41:20,562 --> 00:41:24,149
Well, my mother lives 50 miles away
and Holly's not into that kind of thing
779
00:41:24,316 --> 00:41:26,401
so that really only leaves one person.
780
00:41:27,235 --> 00:41:28,904
George?
781
00:41:29,404 --> 00:41:31,281
(LAUGHING)
782
00:41:31,657 --> 00:41:32,824
No.
783
00:41:32,991 --> 00:41:36,411
I would, but, you know,
I just-- I can't.
784
00:41:36,578 --> 00:41:38,205
I understand.
785
00:41:38,372 --> 00:41:40,540
I just don't know how to go about this.
786
00:41:40,707 --> 00:41:44,211
I'm afraid I'm gonna pay $500
for a half-eaten wedding cake.
787
00:41:45,462 --> 00:41:47,923
I really gotta concentrate
on getting some more gigs.
788
00:41:48,090 --> 00:41:50,717
I mean, there's only four
Jewish families in this town.
789
00:41:55,472 --> 00:41:56,682
Mmm.
790
00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:58,058
Oh, all right.
791
00:41:58,225 --> 00:42:00,102
Yay.
792
00:42:01,311 --> 00:42:04,106
WOMAN: I have never done it
for that cheap.
793
00:42:04,272 --> 00:42:08,026
Hey, I know for a fact you gave
Eric Lamensoft that price.
794
00:42:09,111 --> 00:42:10,278
I did not.
795
00:42:10,779 --> 00:42:13,281
Faye, look at me.
796
00:42:13,448 --> 00:42:15,742
Look me in the eyes.
I'm right here, Faye.
797
00:42:15,909 --> 00:42:16,952
Don't look away.
798
00:42:17,119 --> 00:42:19,955
Tell me, did you give him
that price or not?
799
00:42:20,122 --> 00:42:22,541
(GROANING)
800
00:42:22,708 --> 00:42:24,251
Okay. Just that one time.
801
00:42:24,418 --> 00:42:26,294
- Okay, so you got me.
- Ha-ha-ha.
802
00:42:26,461 --> 00:42:28,213
Hey, you know, can I say something?
803
00:42:28,380 --> 00:42:31,842
Yeah, I deal with a lot of people,
but you two look truly happy.
804
00:42:32,008 --> 00:42:34,511
You're gonna make it.
I know. Believe me.
805
00:42:34,678 --> 00:42:35,804
How do you know?
806
00:42:36,138 --> 00:42:38,306
Well, you know,
you can just look at a couple
807
00:42:38,473 --> 00:42:42,769
and, uh, you can tell right away that
they're gonna stay together forever.
808
00:42:43,145 --> 00:42:45,772
Like, uh, Donald and Ivana...
809
00:42:46,273 --> 00:42:48,233
...and Woody and Mia...
810
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:51,820
...and Burt and Loni.
811
00:42:51,987 --> 00:42:53,864
Oh, well, we're not getting married.
812
00:42:54,030 --> 00:42:56,324
That's right.
Actually, we're brother and sister.
813
00:42:56,491 --> 00:42:57,576
Oh, so that's it.
814
00:42:57,743 --> 00:43:00,495
Oh, because I could sense a closeness.
815
00:43:00,662 --> 00:43:02,497
The weird thing is,
when we were growing up...
816
00:43:02,664 --> 00:43:05,125
...we didn't get along,
because I used to do this to her a lot.
817
00:43:05,292 --> 00:43:06,626
(SCREAMS)
818
00:43:06,793 --> 00:43:08,003
(YELLS)
819
00:43:08,170 --> 00:43:10,589
(BOTH LAUGHING)
820
00:43:10,756 --> 00:43:13,800
Uh, we're gonna go now.
Come here, sis.
821
00:43:13,967 --> 00:43:17,429
Hey, your ass is grass.
I'm telling Mom when we get home.
822
00:43:17,637 --> 00:43:20,015
(BAND PLAYING KOOL & THE GANG'S
"LADIES NIGHT")
823
00:43:21,183 --> 00:43:22,184
Whoo!
824
00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:23,894
♪ Yes, it's ladies night ♪
825
00:43:24,060 --> 00:43:26,021
♪ And the feeling's right ♪
826
00:43:26,188 --> 00:43:27,773
♪ Oh, yes, it's ladies night ♪
827
00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:30,358
♪ Oh, what a--
Oh, what a night ♪
828
00:43:30,525 --> 00:43:32,611
♪ Oh, yes, it's ladies' night ♪
829
00:43:32,778 --> 00:43:33,820
♪ And the feeling's right ♪
830
00:43:33,987 --> 00:43:36,656
ROBBIE: Man, I've never seen it
from this perspective before.
831
00:43:36,823 --> 00:43:38,116
Is this what I look like?
832
00:43:38,283 --> 00:43:40,702
No, no. No, you're much better than him.
833
00:43:40,869 --> 00:43:42,621
He's ridiculous.
834
00:43:42,788 --> 00:43:44,372
♪ One
Whoo! ♪
835
00:43:47,876 --> 00:43:49,878
♪ Romantic lady ♪
836
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,216
♪ Single baby ♪
837
00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:59,304
♪ Mmm, sophisticated mama ♪
838
00:43:59,721 --> 00:44:03,725
♪ Come on, you disco lady ♪
839
00:44:03,892 --> 00:44:05,227
♪ Stay with me tonight, mama ♪
840
00:44:05,393 --> 00:44:08,480
♪ Yes, it's ladies night
Oh, what a night ♪
841
00:44:09,481 --> 00:44:11,566
Chaka Khan!
842
00:44:11,733 --> 00:44:13,527
Thank you.
This is Jimmy Moore, saying:
843
00:44:13,693 --> 00:44:15,570
"That ain't no sock in my crotch."
844
00:44:15,737 --> 00:44:17,656
Okay, take four, everybody.
845
00:44:17,823 --> 00:44:20,325
Hey, uh, Jimmy, that was really good,
man. Thank you.
846
00:44:20,492 --> 00:44:22,202
Hey, no. Thank you.
847
00:44:22,369 --> 00:44:25,038
- For what?
- For quitting.
848
00:44:25,580 --> 00:44:28,416
Or should I thank Linda?
849
00:44:29,376 --> 00:44:31,253
My business has tripled.
850
00:44:33,672 --> 00:44:37,676
Well, you've just inspired me
to hire a DJ...
851
00:44:37,843 --> 00:44:38,927
so thank you.
852
00:44:39,928 --> 00:44:41,012
Oh.
853
00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:43,473
Well, good luck finding a DJ
854
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:47,435
who can move and shake like this.
855
00:44:51,398 --> 00:44:53,191
- Nuts.
- Heh.
856
00:44:53,358 --> 00:44:55,569
How did you become a wedding singer?
857
00:44:56,820 --> 00:45:01,241
I think I got into it to make some money
until my music career took off.
858
00:45:01,950 --> 00:45:03,451
And you want to be a rock star?
859
00:45:04,202 --> 00:45:07,455
I kind of just wanted
to be a songwriter, you know?
860
00:45:07,622 --> 00:45:10,250
I think that's the hardest thing,
to write a song.
861
00:45:10,417 --> 00:45:13,461
A song that, uh, you know,
when people hear it, they go:
862
00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:16,548
"Oh, I know what that guy was feeling
when he wrote that."
863
00:45:16,715 --> 00:45:18,258
Have you written anything lately?
864
00:45:19,384 --> 00:45:22,095
- Yeah, I guess.
- Will you play it for me?
865
00:45:22,262 --> 00:45:25,599
- You don't want to hear it. It's not good.
- No, I'm sure it is.
866
00:45:25,765 --> 00:45:29,311
It's just that I wrote half of it
when l was with Linda
867
00:45:29,477 --> 00:45:31,771
and I wrote the other half
after we broke up
868
00:45:31,938 --> 00:45:33,982
so it's a little uneven, you know?
869
00:45:34,149 --> 00:45:35,525
I don't mind.
870
00:45:35,692 --> 00:45:37,110
I'd like to hear it.
871
00:45:38,403 --> 00:45:39,821
Yeah, all right.
872
00:45:40,655 --> 00:45:41,781
Yay.
873
00:45:46,453 --> 00:45:49,915
Okay, I just want to warn you
that when I wrote this song...
874
00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:53,001
I was listening
to The Cure a lot, so....
875
00:45:53,168 --> 00:45:54,586
Okay.
876
00:45:54,753 --> 00:45:56,504
Here we go.
877
00:45:57,464 --> 00:46:00,425
♪ You don't know ♪
878
00:46:00,592 --> 00:46:04,471
♪ How much I need you ♪
879
00:46:05,847 --> 00:46:12,687
♪ While you're near me
I don't feel blue ♪
880
00:46:13,813 --> 00:46:17,025
♪ And when we kiss ♪
881
00:46:17,192 --> 00:46:21,529
♪ I know you need me too ♪
882
00:46:22,155 --> 00:46:26,368
♪ I can't believe I found a love ♪
883
00:46:26,534 --> 00:46:30,163
♪ That's so pure and true ♪
884
00:46:30,330 --> 00:46:33,792
♪ But it all was bullshit ♪
885
00:46:34,542 --> 00:46:38,380
♪ It was a goddamn joke ♪
886
00:46:38,546 --> 00:46:42,550
♪ And when I think of you, Linda ♪
887
00:46:42,717 --> 00:46:46,846
♪ I hope you fucking choke ♪
888
00:46:47,013 --> 00:46:50,767
♪ I hope you're glad ♪
889
00:46:50,934 --> 00:46:54,896
♪ With what you've done to me ♪
890
00:46:55,063 --> 00:46:59,067
♪ I lay in bed all day long ♪
891
00:46:59,234 --> 00:47:02,195
♪ Feeling melancholy ♪
892
00:47:03,071 --> 00:47:07,325
♪ You left me here all alone ♪
893
00:47:07,492 --> 00:47:10,912
♪ Tears running constantly ♪
894
00:47:11,079 --> 00:47:15,417
♪ Oh, somebody kill me, please ♪
895
00:47:15,583 --> 00:47:19,337
♪ Somebody kill me, please ♪
896
00:47:19,504 --> 00:47:21,506
♪ I'm on my knees ♪
897
00:47:21,673 --> 00:47:23,550
♪ Pretty, pretty please ♪
898
00:47:23,717 --> 00:47:26,261
♪ Kill me ♪
899
00:47:26,428 --> 00:47:29,931
♪ I want to die ♪
900
00:47:30,098 --> 00:47:37,105
♪ Put a bullet in my head ♪
901
00:47:39,441 --> 00:47:40,900
I liked it. Heh.
902
00:47:41,860 --> 00:47:42,902
(CRYING)
903
00:47:43,278 --> 00:47:46,156
He's losing his mind.
904
00:47:47,323 --> 00:47:50,410
And I'm reaping all the benefits.
905
00:48:01,004 --> 00:48:04,466
Thank you for the ice cream.
It always cheers me up some.
906
00:48:04,632 --> 00:48:05,633
It's my pleasure.
907
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,385
I feel weird being in this place.
908
00:48:07,552 --> 00:48:11,056
Linda and I used to come here all the time.
We used to get chocolate shakes.
909
00:48:11,556 --> 00:48:13,224
May I ask what happened with Linda?
910
00:48:15,143 --> 00:48:18,271
She wasn't the right one, I guess.
911
00:48:19,564 --> 00:48:23,610
Did you have any idea she wasn't
the right one when you were together?
912
00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:26,529
I should have.
913
00:48:27,447 --> 00:48:30,325
Uh, I remember we went
to the Grand Canyon one time.
914
00:48:30,492 --> 00:48:31,534
We were flying there.
915
00:48:31,701 --> 00:48:33,870
And I'd never been there before
and Linda had...
916
00:48:34,037 --> 00:48:38,124
so you would think that
she would give me the window seat
917
00:48:38,291 --> 00:48:40,126
but she didn't and...
918
00:48:41,628 --> 00:48:43,338
Not that that's a big deal, you know?
919
00:48:43,505 --> 00:48:45,715
But there were a lot
of little things like that.
920
00:48:45,882 --> 00:48:48,176
- I know that sounds stupid.
- Not at all.
921
00:48:48,343 --> 00:48:50,345
I think it's the little things that count.
922
00:48:50,512 --> 00:48:52,639
How did you know that
Glenn was the right one?
923
00:48:55,225 --> 00:48:56,267
(SIGHS)
924
00:48:56,434 --> 00:48:57,644
The right one.
925
00:48:57,811 --> 00:49:00,730
I always just envisioned
the right one
926
00:49:00,897 --> 00:49:03,608
being someone I could see myself
growing old with.
927
00:49:04,984 --> 00:49:06,194
Yeah.
928
00:49:07,278 --> 00:49:11,199
And Glenn will be
a really good-looking older man
929
00:49:11,366 --> 00:49:12,992
like Blake Carrington.
930
00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:15,161
I'm gonna probably look
like Buddy Hackett.
931
00:49:15,328 --> 00:49:16,663
(LAUGHS)
932
00:49:34,639 --> 00:49:37,642
(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
933
00:50:22,687 --> 00:50:23,980
Of course I'm gonna hire him.
934
00:50:24,147 --> 00:50:27,901
Not only is he your best friend,
but he's the only limo driver in town.
935
00:50:29,611 --> 00:50:31,779
Yeah. I just like having fun with him.
936
00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:35,950
Okay.
937
00:50:36,743 --> 00:50:38,953
Wow, look at him go.
938
00:50:41,873 --> 00:50:43,374
Better move it, man.
939
00:50:45,084 --> 00:50:46,669
You're not gonna make it.
940
00:50:53,843 --> 00:50:55,470
You hit 2 cones.
941
00:50:56,054 --> 00:50:59,515
Those could have been people. Those could
have been guests at her wedding.
942
00:51:00,975 --> 00:51:03,186
They were cones.
943
00:51:17,533 --> 00:51:20,995
That was fun today. Wasn't that fun?
That was fun.
944
00:51:21,454 --> 00:51:23,581
- I got the job, right?
- Yeah, you did.
945
00:51:23,748 --> 00:51:26,501
- It's August 5th, a week from today.
- Cool.
946
00:51:26,668 --> 00:51:28,670
Hey, someone left
a jacket in the back.
947
00:51:30,046 --> 00:51:31,631
That's Julia's jacket.
948
00:51:31,798 --> 00:51:33,675
Remember? She took it off
on Noxon Street.
949
00:51:33,841 --> 00:51:35,802
She said it's not jacket weather anymore.
950
00:51:36,511 --> 00:51:37,845
Uh-oh.
951
00:51:38,012 --> 00:51:39,722
- What?
- You like her.
952
00:51:39,889 --> 00:51:41,724
- No, I don't.
- Of course you do.
953
00:51:41,891 --> 00:51:43,851
She's a cool chick with a hot ass.
954
00:51:44,018 --> 00:51:47,188
How's this? You talk about
her ass again, I'll break your neck.
955
00:51:47,355 --> 00:51:49,357
Anyway, she told me she likes you.
956
00:51:49,524 --> 00:51:51,359
Really?
957
00:51:51,859 --> 00:51:53,069
She said that?
958
00:51:53,236 --> 00:51:54,904
No.
959
00:51:55,321 --> 00:51:56,489
HOLLY: I mean, think about it.
960
00:51:56,656 --> 00:51:58,866
It's gonna be your first kiss
as a married couple.
961
00:51:59,033 --> 00:52:01,119
It's perfectly acceptable
to open your mouth.
962
00:52:01,286 --> 00:52:03,788
I just would not want
to do that in a church
963
00:52:03,955 --> 00:52:06,165
in front of God
and all of our relatives.
964
00:52:06,332 --> 00:52:08,543
I mean, it would gross them out
to see me like...
965
00:52:08,710 --> 00:52:09,711
(HOLLY CHUCKLES)
966
00:52:09,877 --> 00:52:13,589
Ugh, no one will ever solve that.
967
00:52:13,756 --> 00:52:14,841
(SIGHS)
968
00:52:15,008 --> 00:52:16,384
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
969
00:52:17,051 --> 00:52:19,721
- Hi.
- You forgot your jacket in the limo.
970
00:52:19,887 --> 00:52:22,140
Thank you for bringing it back.
That's so nice of you.
971
00:52:22,307 --> 00:52:23,891
Yeah, it was.
972
00:52:24,058 --> 00:52:26,853
Okay, I'll see you later, all right?
Have fun today.
973
00:52:27,020 --> 00:52:29,188
Hey, wait. Wait a second.
974
00:52:29,355 --> 00:52:32,734
Maybe-Maybe he can help us.
You're the expert on this.
975
00:52:32,900 --> 00:52:35,153
We were just having a debate
about wedding kisses.
976
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:38,823
I say that it's okay for it
to be an open-mouth kiss.
977
00:52:38,990 --> 00:52:41,909
And I say that it's the type of occasion
where people dress up...
978
00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:43,828
- ...so it's not appropriate.
- I see.
979
00:52:43,995 --> 00:52:48,583
What do you want to do?
I mean, thin, tight mouth and it's over?
980
00:52:48,750 --> 00:52:53,629
No. Thin, partially opened,
no tongues, over.
981
00:52:53,796 --> 00:52:55,006
No tongue? Please.
982
00:52:55,173 --> 00:52:57,258
God, there has got
to be a little tongue.
983
00:52:57,425 --> 00:52:59,010
Well, maybe a little tongue.
984
00:52:59,177 --> 00:53:01,721
Not porno tongue. Church tongue.
985
00:53:02,180 --> 00:53:03,556
Church tongue. I like that.
986
00:53:03,723 --> 00:53:05,933
Church tongue? What--? What is that?
987
00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:08,102
I don't know how to describe it.
988
00:53:08,603 --> 00:53:10,063
Well, show me.
989
00:53:12,982 --> 00:53:15,276
No... Not on me.
990
00:53:15,443 --> 00:53:17,153
Hey, how about on him?
991
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:19,906
- You don't mind, do you?
- Uh-- I don't--
992
00:53:20,073 --> 00:53:22,241
Come on, just hold still.
Julia, go ahead.
993
00:53:27,413 --> 00:53:29,957
Come on. We're all adults here.
994
00:53:34,504 --> 00:53:37,465
I'm gonna have to see it
if I'm gonna make an educated decision.
995
00:53:39,842 --> 00:53:42,303
Well, if it's for educational purposes.
996
00:53:42,637 --> 00:53:44,472
Good, okay.
All right, you ready?
997
00:53:44,639 --> 00:53:48,059
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
998
00:53:48,768 --> 00:53:50,937
You may kiss the bride.
999
00:54:17,839 --> 00:54:22,510
Wow, that was great.
1000
00:54:22,677 --> 00:54:25,847
Julia, you should do that
at the wedding.
1001
00:54:26,722 --> 00:54:28,975
I gave her the jacket.
1002
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:31,102
GLENN: Hey, Jules. Hey, Holly.
1003
00:54:31,269 --> 00:54:32,645
- Hi.
- Hey.
1004
00:54:33,062 --> 00:54:34,105
Hey.
1005
00:54:34,272 --> 00:54:36,482
I kissed her,
but it didn't mean anything.
1006
00:54:36,649 --> 00:54:39,068
I just brought her the jacket.
1007
00:54:41,028 --> 00:54:42,280
Kissed who?
1008
00:54:43,364 --> 00:54:44,615
Oh, me.
1009
00:54:45,616 --> 00:54:47,034
Who hasn't?
1010
00:54:48,911 --> 00:54:50,329
I got you something.
1011
00:54:50,872 --> 00:54:53,124
It's called a CD player.
1012
00:54:53,291 --> 00:54:57,128
It cost me, like, 700 bucks,
but the sound quality is outstanding.
1013
00:54:57,295 --> 00:54:58,713
You want to play a record?
1014
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:02,675
No, Jules, it doesn't play records.
It plays CDs. Heh.
1015
00:55:02,842 --> 00:55:04,594
It's a CD player.
1016
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:06,220
I'll be upstairs hooking it up.
1017
00:55:06,387 --> 00:55:12,059
Julia! Oh, my God,
Robbie is so amazingly cute.
1018
00:55:12,226 --> 00:55:13,269
(SIGHS)
1019
00:55:13,436 --> 00:55:15,438
I think I should go out with him.
1020
00:55:18,649 --> 00:55:20,234
Well, yeah, I mean, why not?
1021
00:55:20,401 --> 00:55:23,237
You're single and he's single.
It makes sense.
1022
00:55:23,946 --> 00:55:27,158
Well, hey, if you don't want me to,
I won't do it.
1023
00:55:28,576 --> 00:55:30,244
Why would I not want you to?
1024
00:55:31,245 --> 00:55:33,122
Good, then I'm going out with him.
1025
00:55:33,289 --> 00:55:35,583
- GLENN: Who you going out with?
- Robbie.
1026
00:55:35,750 --> 00:55:38,085
Oh, good. That guy needs to get laid.
1027
00:55:38,252 --> 00:55:39,337
Excuse me.
1028
00:55:39,504 --> 00:55:43,132
Just because he's going out with me
doesn't mean he's gonna get laid.
1029
00:55:45,134 --> 00:55:47,053
All right, he probably will.
1030
00:55:47,220 --> 00:55:49,555
I mean, do you think
he'll go out with me?
1031
00:55:49,764 --> 00:55:52,391
GLENN: Jules is chums with him.
She'll fix it up, won't you?
1032
00:55:52,558 --> 00:55:55,770
You guys, you know what would be fun?
Let's all go on a double date.
1033
00:55:55,937 --> 00:55:57,104
Okay.
1034
00:56:07,823 --> 00:56:09,700
Sure you know
what you're doing up there?
1035
00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:10,910
Don't worry.
1036
00:56:11,077 --> 00:56:14,247
You've got to stay in shape
so other men will look at you.
1037
00:56:14,413 --> 00:56:17,416
That way, your husband knows
you're still attractive.
1038
00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:20,044
Yeah, well, just don't drop
a dumbbell on your head.
1039
00:56:20,211 --> 00:56:21,295
(CHUCKLES)
1040
00:56:21,462 --> 00:56:25,591
So you still haven't been dating
anyone new, have you?
1041
00:56:26,717 --> 00:56:27,802
No, not yet.
1042
00:56:29,554 --> 00:56:32,056
Is it your confidence?
1043
00:56:32,557 --> 00:56:34,642
Are you nervous about your penis?
1044
00:56:34,809 --> 00:56:36,978
Uh, what?
1045
00:56:37,144 --> 00:56:40,314
Are you nervous about showing
a new girl your penis?
1046
00:56:40,856 --> 00:56:42,817
You were comfortable showing it
to Linda...
1047
00:56:42,984 --> 00:56:46,487
but now you might have
to show your penis to someone new.
1048
00:56:46,821 --> 00:56:49,824
What's the matter with you?
Don't talk about that.
1049
00:56:50,575 --> 00:56:54,745
You know, I was at your bris
when you were a baby.
1050
00:56:54,912 --> 00:56:56,122
And I saw it.
1051
00:56:56,289 --> 00:56:59,834
It wasn't huge, but it had some size.
1052
00:57:00,710 --> 00:57:01,752
Don't worry about it.
1053
00:57:01,919 --> 00:57:04,338
I'm not worried about it.
Next subject, quick.
1054
00:57:04,505 --> 00:57:07,174
- It had good shape--
- What's the matter with you?
1055
00:57:07,341 --> 00:57:11,846
And when they cut the extra skin off,
the penis itself was very clean.
1056
00:57:12,221 --> 00:57:15,141
Well, that's great. Jeez.
1057
00:57:15,308 --> 00:57:17,560
I'm gonna ask a girl out when
I'm ready, Rosie.
1058
00:57:17,727 --> 00:57:21,063
Oh, well, let me help you practice
until you are.
1059
00:57:21,230 --> 00:57:24,483
Now, I'll be a young girl
and you be Robbie.
1060
00:57:24,650 --> 00:57:26,569
So ask me out.
1061
00:57:26,736 --> 00:57:28,154
I don't want to do this.
1062
00:57:28,321 --> 00:57:29,530
Hello, sir.
1063
00:57:29,905 --> 00:57:31,240
Hello.
1064
00:57:31,407 --> 00:57:34,368
Is there something
you want to ask me?
1065
00:57:34,535 --> 00:57:37,997
Okay. Would you like to go
to dinner with me sometime?
1066
00:57:38,164 --> 00:57:40,458
No. Your penis is too small.
1067
00:57:42,126 --> 00:57:43,836
(LAUGHS)
1068
00:57:44,003 --> 00:57:46,213
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
1069
00:57:46,380 --> 00:57:49,467
- As I said, it had some size.
- Okay.
1070
00:57:49,634 --> 00:57:51,677
Oh, Robbie.
1071
00:57:51,844 --> 00:57:53,804
You'll know when
you meet the right girl.
1072
00:57:53,971 --> 00:57:56,557
Because it's not how
you feel about her.
1073
00:57:56,724 --> 00:58:00,978
It's how she makes you feel
about yourself.
1074
00:58:03,731 --> 00:58:05,358
That makes a lot of sense.
1075
00:58:05,858 --> 00:58:09,070
All that other stuff was ridiculous,
but that made a lot of sense.
1076
00:58:09,236 --> 00:58:10,571
(CHUCKLES)
1077
00:58:11,405 --> 00:58:15,076
Look who we have here,
the precious angel.
1078
00:58:15,242 --> 00:58:17,662
Hi, Rosie.
1079
00:58:18,037 --> 00:58:19,288
How are the lessons going?
1080
00:58:19,455 --> 00:58:21,916
Well, I think I'm starting
to get the hang of it.
1081
00:58:22,083 --> 00:58:25,378
Yeah, she's starting to scare less
and less people when she sings.
1082
00:58:25,544 --> 00:58:28,589
Oh, Robbie. You're so funny.
1083
00:58:28,756 --> 00:58:30,299
You two talk.
1084
00:58:30,466 --> 00:58:33,260
I'm gonna do some more military presses.
1085
00:58:33,427 --> 00:58:34,970
Okay.
1086
00:58:35,137 --> 00:58:37,932
- Everything all right?
- Yeah, actually.
1087
00:58:38,099 --> 00:58:40,393
Um, I came by
to ask you something, though.
1088
00:58:40,559 --> 00:58:42,770
- Yeah? What's up?
- Um....
1089
00:58:45,940 --> 00:58:49,110
Would you like
to go out on a date with Holly?
1090
00:58:52,279 --> 00:58:55,366
Oh, yeah? You want me
to go out on a date with Holly?
1091
00:58:56,242 --> 00:58:57,702
Yeah.
1092
00:58:58,119 --> 00:59:01,080
It'll be a double date.
Glenn and I are gonna go too.
1093
00:59:01,622 --> 00:59:03,374
Oh, yeah?
1094
00:59:04,375 --> 00:59:07,461
- Oh, yeah, Holly's nice.
- Yeah.
1095
00:59:08,963 --> 00:59:12,550
And she's single and you're single.
1096
00:59:14,051 --> 00:59:15,469
Yeah.
1097
00:59:16,804 --> 00:59:18,764
Come on, it'll be fun.
1098
00:59:19,140 --> 00:59:21,726
Yeah, that sounds like fun.
1099
00:59:29,567 --> 00:59:32,570
(NEW ORDER'S "BLUE MONDAY"
PLAYING)
1100
00:59:50,671 --> 00:59:52,923
Robbie, you look so cute tonight.
1101
00:59:53,090 --> 00:59:54,842
Thank you.
1102
00:59:55,009 --> 00:59:57,678
I like these, uh, rubber bracelets.
You look like Madonna.
1103
00:59:58,387 --> 01:00:01,724
Yeah, well, that's the idea. Heh, heh.
1104
01:00:06,061 --> 01:00:07,271
WAITRESS: Here you go.
1105
01:00:07,438 --> 01:00:09,607
HOLLY: So, Robbie,
how's your business going?
1106
01:00:09,982 --> 01:00:13,194
Uh, I'm actually working
on a game plan right now.
1107
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:16,530
You should look into the bond market.
That's where the money is.
1108
01:00:16,697 --> 01:00:18,073
Glenn's in junk bonds.
1109
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:20,951
No, Jules, it's high-yield bonds.
1110
01:00:21,118 --> 01:00:22,870
Do I tell people
you're in junk waitressing?
1111
01:00:23,037 --> 01:00:24,121
Ugh!
1112
01:00:24,288 --> 01:00:28,167
My grandmother gave me
a savings bond when I was a kid.
1113
01:00:28,334 --> 01:00:33,464
I get, uh, $25 in 1993,
so that'll be good.
1114
01:00:33,631 --> 01:00:34,757
Heh, heh, whoa.
1115
01:00:34,924 --> 01:00:37,718
So we totally look like a couple.
1116
01:00:37,885 --> 01:00:40,346
- Don't you think we look great together?
- Yeah.
1117
01:00:40,513 --> 01:00:41,764
(DAVID BOWIE'S
"CHINA GIRL" PLAYING)
1118
01:00:41,931 --> 01:00:43,974
David Bowie is playing.
He's the best.
1119
01:00:44,141 --> 01:00:46,477
You know, I think he's coming
to town in September.
1120
01:00:46,894 --> 01:00:49,814
I love David Bowie.
1121
01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:52,525
♪ When I get excited ♪
1122
01:00:53,317 --> 01:00:56,779
♪ My little china girl, she says ♪
1123
01:00:56,946 --> 01:01:00,366
♪ Oh, baby, just you shut your mouth ♪
1124
01:01:00,533 --> 01:01:01,867
(LAUGHING)
1125
01:01:02,034 --> 01:01:03,702
GLENN: Shut your mouth.
All right.
1126
01:01:03,869 --> 01:01:05,538
We all know the words.
1127
01:01:05,704 --> 01:01:08,499
God, I love David Bowie.
He is so sexy.
1128
01:01:08,666 --> 01:01:11,043
You think the "Time To
Make The Donuts" guy is sexy.
1129
01:01:11,210 --> 01:01:13,587
Ha-ha-ha. That guy is funny.
1130
01:01:13,754 --> 01:01:16,257
You know who else I think is sexy?
1131
01:01:17,091 --> 01:01:21,762
- Robbie Hart. Heh, heh.
- Mmm. That's good. Thank you.
1132
01:01:21,929 --> 01:01:24,098
- HOLLY: Yummy.
- JULIA: I gotta go to the bathroom.
1133
01:01:24,265 --> 01:01:25,975
Excuse us, guys.
We'll be right back.
1134
01:01:26,141 --> 01:01:27,601
It's okay.
1135
01:01:30,020 --> 01:01:31,689
She'll feel better once she yaks.
1136
01:01:31,856 --> 01:01:34,233
I hope so.
1137
01:01:43,617 --> 01:01:47,496
So, uh, Sunday's the big day, huh?
1138
01:01:47,663 --> 01:01:49,456
I don't even know your last name.
1139
01:01:49,623 --> 01:01:50,791
It's Gulia.
1140
01:01:51,625 --> 01:01:53,460
Gulia.
1141
01:01:53,752 --> 01:01:55,838
Julia's last name's gonna be Gulia.
1142
01:01:56,005 --> 01:01:58,299
Julia Gulia. That's funny.
1143
01:01:59,425 --> 01:02:01,176
Why is that funny?
1144
01:02:01,802 --> 01:02:03,846
I don't know.
1145
01:02:09,226 --> 01:02:10,895
Are you excited?
1146
01:02:12,813 --> 01:02:15,149
Yeah. She's paid her dues,
been with me four years.
1147
01:02:15,316 --> 01:02:17,276
I owe it to her to get married.
1148
01:02:17,818 --> 01:02:19,820
WAITRESS: You had
the Long Island Iced Tea.
1149
01:02:20,654 --> 01:02:23,073
Plus, you know, you probably, uh...
1150
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:24,825
...you want to get married.
1151
01:02:26,535 --> 01:02:28,203
I don't want to break up.
1152
01:02:28,370 --> 01:02:32,166
Plus she was with me before I made
my money, so I know I can trust her.
1153
01:02:39,173 --> 01:02:41,675
That is a luscious ass right there,
isn't it?
1154
01:02:41,842 --> 01:02:43,427
Mmm, my God.
1155
01:02:45,262 --> 01:02:47,681
That's Grade A, top-choice meat.
1156
01:02:48,182 --> 01:02:50,809
Like to bite right
through that thing. Arr.
1157
01:02:50,976 --> 01:02:52,478
- Ha-ha-ha.
- ROBBIE: You know, chew on it.
1158
01:02:52,645 --> 01:02:54,521
But we can't get chicks
like that anymore.
1159
01:02:54,688 --> 01:02:55,856
We're too old.
1160
01:02:56,023 --> 01:02:57,691
Speak for yourself.
I'm not too old.
1161
01:02:57,858 --> 01:02:59,610
I can still get chicks like that.
1162
01:02:59,777 --> 01:03:02,363
Not that hot, though, right?
1163
01:03:02,529 --> 01:03:04,365
I've gotten hotter.
1164
01:03:04,531 --> 01:03:06,742
Ten years ago.
1165
01:03:07,534 --> 01:03:09,870
Try 10 days ago.
1166
01:03:10,829 --> 01:03:12,790
Really?
1167
01:03:12,957 --> 01:03:14,458
As hot as that?
1168
01:03:15,876 --> 01:03:18,462
Hotter and younger.
1169
01:03:19,588 --> 01:03:21,674
How do you do it, man?
1170
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:24,843
I mean, how do you do it
without getting caught?
1171
01:03:26,345 --> 01:03:28,472
Julia's totally preoccupied
with the wedding.
1172
01:03:28,639 --> 01:03:30,224
She doesn't know what's going on.
1173
01:03:30,557 --> 01:03:32,351
Oh, man.
1174
01:03:32,518 --> 01:03:34,353
You know what sucks, though?
1175
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:36,730
Once you get married,
the party's over, right?
1176
01:03:36,897 --> 01:03:38,023
I mean....
1177
01:03:38,190 --> 01:03:40,651
I work in the city, man.
1178
01:03:40,943 --> 01:03:42,820
And I work long hours.
1179
01:03:43,988 --> 01:03:45,906
Yeah, that's something.
1180
01:03:47,574 --> 01:03:50,661
Hey, guys. Julia's feeling
a little under the weather.
1181
01:03:50,828 --> 01:03:52,246
Told you she was gonna yak.
1182
01:03:52,413 --> 01:03:54,581
Yeah, you called it.
1183
01:03:54,748 --> 01:03:58,085
Why don't you go get your car
and meet us out front?
1184
01:04:03,132 --> 01:04:04,508
Oh, God. I forgot my purse.
1185
01:04:04,675 --> 01:04:07,428
Here. Do me a favor and put her
in the car with Glenn, okay?
1186
01:04:07,594 --> 01:04:10,389
- Okay, no problem.
- It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
1187
01:04:13,559 --> 01:04:16,353
- I puked.
- Okay.
1188
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:17,604
Don't worry.
1189
01:04:17,771 --> 01:04:20,774
- I vomited in my hair.
- All right.
1190
01:04:21,483 --> 01:04:24,403
Does my hair smell bad?
1191
01:04:27,865 --> 01:04:29,950
No, it smells good, actually.
1192
01:04:32,119 --> 01:04:33,787
Just feel better, all right?
1193
01:04:40,210 --> 01:04:42,296
Hi, Glenn.
1194
01:04:44,590 --> 01:04:46,300
Okay.
1195
01:04:46,925 --> 01:04:49,094
Don't puke in the car, all right?
1196
01:04:49,928 --> 01:04:52,389
It'll stink for a week.
1197
01:04:53,932 --> 01:04:57,644
- Bye, Robbie.
- ROBBIE: Bye, Julia.
1198
01:05:17,331 --> 01:05:20,626
Holly, what do you think of this Glenn guy?
You think he's trustworthy?
1199
01:05:20,793 --> 01:05:23,921
- Yeah, he better be.
- Yeah.
1200
01:05:24,088 --> 01:05:26,882
But who cares about Glenn?
1201
01:05:27,299 --> 01:05:29,843
- You know what I keep thinking about?
- What?
1202
01:05:30,511 --> 01:05:34,181
That soft kiss from the other day.
1203
01:05:34,348 --> 01:05:36,642
It looked really nice.
1204
01:05:36,809 --> 01:05:38,852
Oh, yeah.
1205
01:05:39,561 --> 01:05:41,396
Did it feel good?
1206
01:05:43,023 --> 01:05:45,150
I don't know. I don't--
1207
01:05:45,317 --> 01:05:46,527
I don't remember.
1208
01:05:47,236 --> 01:05:49,363
Could I refresh your memory?
1209
01:05:59,373 --> 01:06:01,041
Mmm.
1210
01:06:01,750 --> 01:06:02,835
Yummy.
1211
01:06:06,213 --> 01:06:09,383
So you know Julia's
staying at Glenn's tonight.
1212
01:06:11,468 --> 01:06:15,722
- Uh--
- Look, Robbie, I know that you're shy
1213
01:06:15,889 --> 01:06:18,267
and I know that you've been hurt
1214
01:06:18,433 --> 01:06:23,897
so I'm gonna make this
really easy on you.
1215
01:06:24,314 --> 01:06:26,567
If you come upstairs,
1216
01:06:26,733 --> 01:06:27,985
you're gonna get laid.
1217
01:06:29,069 --> 01:06:30,737
Wow.
1218
01:06:31,238 --> 01:06:33,073
Nobody's ever said that to me before.
1219
01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:35,576
- Ha, ha.
- Um....
1220
01:06:35,742 --> 01:06:40,497
I just-- I'm telling you,
my head's kind of a mess right now.
1221
01:06:41,582 --> 01:06:44,293
Julia's staying at Glenn's tonight, huh?
1222
01:06:44,459 --> 01:06:46,712
- Yeah.
- Does she stay over there a lot?
1223
01:06:47,963 --> 01:06:49,381
Yeah.
1224
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:51,842
Really?
1225
01:06:54,261 --> 01:06:56,972
- Oh, my God.
- What?
1226
01:06:57,139 --> 01:07:00,601
I can't believe I never noticed it before.
1227
01:07:01,476 --> 01:07:02,936
What?
1228
01:07:04,688 --> 01:07:06,565
You've got a thing for Julia.
1229
01:07:06,732 --> 01:07:09,193
Oh, no, I don't. I don't. I--
1230
01:07:09,359 --> 01:07:12,362
I think she's a very nice girl,
but she's marrying that jerk-off.
1231
01:07:12,529 --> 01:07:16,241
Hey. I mean, you know why
she's marrying him, don't you?
1232
01:07:19,536 --> 01:07:21,455
The money thing?
1233
01:07:21,622 --> 01:07:24,291
Security? A nice house?
1234
01:07:24,666 --> 01:07:26,585
I guess that's important
to some people.
1235
01:07:26,752 --> 01:07:32,299
No, it's-it's not important
to some people, Robbie.
1236
01:07:32,466 --> 01:07:34,218
It's important to all people.
1237
01:07:34,384 --> 01:07:38,096
Really? Well, then I guess
I'm in big trouble.
1238
01:07:38,639 --> 01:07:40,307
HOLLY: Hey. Morning, sunshine.
1239
01:07:43,227 --> 01:07:44,978
I have a bad headache.
1240
01:07:45,145 --> 01:07:46,897
A really bad headache.
1241
01:07:47,064 --> 01:07:48,482
Can I cook you some breakfast?
1242
01:07:48,649 --> 01:07:50,108
(MOANS)
1243
01:07:52,319 --> 01:07:55,906
How was your bottle
of rum last night?
1244
01:07:57,866 --> 01:07:59,826
I didn't vomit on you, did I?
1245
01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:01,328
(LAUGHS)
1246
01:08:01,495 --> 01:08:03,330
A little on my shoe...
1247
01:08:03,497 --> 01:08:05,666
but luckily, I was wearing your shoes.
1248
01:08:05,832 --> 01:08:07,793
Good.
1249
01:08:09,503 --> 01:08:13,340
So did anything happen
with Robbie last night?
1250
01:08:13,507 --> 01:08:14,967
(SIGHS)
1251
01:08:15,759 --> 01:08:17,678
A kiss.
1252
01:08:18,845 --> 01:08:21,265
Who kissed who? Did you kiss him
or did he kiss you?
1253
01:08:21,431 --> 01:08:23,267
I kissed him.
1254
01:08:23,433 --> 01:08:24,518
And then what?
1255
01:08:25,352 --> 01:08:27,020
Nothing.
1256
01:08:29,314 --> 01:08:32,526
I'll tell you, he sure doesn't think
much of Glenn, though.
1257
01:08:32,693 --> 01:08:35,028
Really? What did he say?
1258
01:08:35,529 --> 01:08:37,322
That Glenn's a jerk-off.
1259
01:08:38,782 --> 01:08:40,200
(LAUGHS)
1260
01:08:41,702 --> 01:08:43,120
Why would he say that?
1261
01:08:43,287 --> 01:08:44,830
I mean, who knows? Maybe....
1262
01:08:44,997 --> 01:08:46,665
Maybe he was jealous.
1263
01:08:46,832 --> 01:08:50,127
Don't worry. I mean, I told him
why you were marrying him.
1264
01:08:50,544 --> 01:08:52,671
Why did you tell him
I was marrying him?
1265
01:08:53,547 --> 01:08:54,881
Well, because you love him.
1266
01:08:56,091 --> 01:08:59,261
And you know, because...
1267
01:08:59,428 --> 01:09:01,847
Because with Glenn,
you'll have security.
1268
01:09:03,015 --> 01:09:04,975
But that's not why
I'm marrying him.
1269
01:09:07,227 --> 01:09:08,895
Then why are you?
1270
01:09:24,995 --> 01:09:27,039
Hi, Rosie. How are you?
1271
01:09:27,205 --> 01:09:28,582
Oh, fine, dear.
1272
01:09:28,749 --> 01:09:31,084
Is Robbie here?
I came by to give him something.
1273
01:09:31,251 --> 01:09:34,254
Oh, no, Julia.
I'm afraid he's not.
1274
01:09:34,588 --> 01:09:37,341
But it's Thursday. You guys have
your singing lessons today.
1275
01:09:37,507 --> 01:09:38,842
Not anymore.
1276
01:09:39,009 --> 01:09:41,470
Now that he's gone to the city
to get a real job
1277
01:09:41,636 --> 01:09:43,930
he doesn't have time
to give me lessons.
1278
01:09:44,264 --> 01:09:46,308
MAN: Why do you think
you'd be good for this bank?
1279
01:09:46,475 --> 01:09:47,934
Well, I'm ready to work hard
1280
01:09:48,101 --> 01:09:50,771
and when I put my mind to something,
I go all the way.
1281
01:09:50,937 --> 01:09:53,273
I'll go all the way for you, sir.
1282
01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:55,025
Do you have any experience?
1283
01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:58,570
No, sir, I have no experience,
but I'm a big fan of money.
1284
01:09:58,737 --> 01:10:00,572
I like it. I use it.
1285
01:10:00,739 --> 01:10:01,823
I have a little.
1286
01:10:01,990 --> 01:10:04,201
I keep it in a jar
on top of my refrigerator.
1287
01:10:04,368 --> 01:10:05,911
I'd like to put more in that jar.
1288
01:10:06,078 --> 01:10:08,080
That's where you come in.
1289
01:10:09,748 --> 01:10:11,124
He wants to make money.
1290
01:10:11,958 --> 01:10:17,631
You know, live in a nice house
with wide windows and lamps.
1291
01:10:18,507 --> 01:10:21,134
You can't expect him to live forever
with his sister...
1292
01:10:21,301 --> 01:10:23,804
and the nipple-twisting
that goes on there.
1293
01:10:23,970 --> 01:10:25,263
I thank you for your time.
1294
01:10:25,430 --> 01:10:28,809
Actually, sir, I really need
this job to impress a girl.
1295
01:10:29,518 --> 01:10:32,104
- Will you leave now?
- You don't have to give me the job.
1296
01:10:32,270 --> 01:10:35,607
If you give me some business cards
with my name on it, that might help.
1297
01:10:35,816 --> 01:10:38,193
Okay, well, I'm gonna try
and go look for him, okay?
1298
01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:40,404
Tell him I'll give him a raise.
1299
01:10:40,779 --> 01:10:42,948
Three meatballs a lesson.
1300
01:10:43,115 --> 01:10:45,409
How about this?
I'll give you 10 singing lessons
1301
01:10:45,575 --> 01:10:47,828
for one business card. Please.
1302
01:10:47,994 --> 01:10:49,996
Thank you very much.
1303
01:11:12,561 --> 01:11:14,646
Hey, Julia. What are you doing here?
1304
01:11:14,813 --> 01:11:18,859
- I went by Rosie's to find you.
- Well...
1305
01:11:19,025 --> 01:11:20,861
I'm not doing that anymore.
1306
01:11:21,027 --> 01:11:25,365
I know. I just thought that teaching
was such a big part of your life.
1307
01:11:25,532 --> 01:11:26,783
Well, it was...
1308
01:11:26,950 --> 01:11:30,579
but now I'm doing some stuff
to better my situation.
1309
01:11:30,745 --> 01:11:32,539
That sounds kind of selfish.
1310
01:11:33,832 --> 01:11:36,168
It's not selfish.
There's a lot of money out there.
1311
01:11:36,334 --> 01:11:38,086
I'm trying to get my hands on some.
1312
01:11:38,253 --> 01:11:40,213
But you don't want
to be another yuppie idiot.
1313
01:11:40,380 --> 01:11:41,715
Why? What's wrong with that?
1314
01:11:42,132 --> 01:11:44,468
Don't want to live
in my sister's basement anymore.
1315
01:11:44,634 --> 01:11:48,221
I want to get a big house,
have some security.
1316
01:11:48,388 --> 01:11:50,807
Can't do that doing favors
for people all the time...
1317
01:11:50,974 --> 01:11:52,309
getting paid in meatballs.
1318
01:11:52,476 --> 01:11:54,895
But you're above
all that material bullshit.
1319
01:11:55,061 --> 01:11:57,355
I don't know. We're living
in a material world
1320
01:11:57,522 --> 01:12:00,317
and I am a material girl. Or boy.
1321
01:12:01,651 --> 01:12:03,487
- No, you're not.
- What about you?
1322
01:12:03,653 --> 01:12:06,072
You're into material shit.
1323
01:12:06,531 --> 01:12:08,116
- What do you mean?
- What do I mean?
1324
01:12:08,283 --> 01:12:11,119
You're marrying Glenn
because he's got money.
1325
01:12:18,585 --> 01:12:21,254
You asshole.
1326
01:12:32,265 --> 01:12:35,644
ROBBIE: Oh, my God.
She made me a present.
1327
01:12:35,810 --> 01:12:38,772
I am an asshole!
1328
01:12:40,565 --> 01:12:43,443
- You're going to the mental institution.
- Beat it!
1329
01:13:07,551 --> 01:13:08,760
Rudy.
1330
01:13:09,135 --> 01:13:10,303
Same?
1331
01:13:10,470 --> 01:13:12,556
Give me the same, please.
1332
01:13:15,141 --> 01:13:16,977
- What's up?
- Hey, there he is.
1333
01:13:17,143 --> 01:13:18,562
- You all right?
- Mm-hm.
1334
01:13:18,728 --> 01:13:20,730
You know something?
1335
01:13:20,897 --> 01:13:23,316
You were right.
You've always been right.
1336
01:13:23,483 --> 01:13:25,110
What have I been so right about?
1337
01:13:25,277 --> 01:13:26,653
Women.
1338
01:13:26,820 --> 01:13:28,780
You just have fun with them.
1339
01:13:28,947 --> 01:13:31,408
You get emotionally involved
and they end up-- They--
1340
01:13:31,575 --> 01:13:32,659
What do they do to you?
1341
01:13:34,494 --> 01:13:37,664
They rip your heart
out of your ass.
1342
01:13:37,831 --> 01:13:39,332
That's right.
1343
01:13:39,749 --> 01:13:42,002
Did, uh, something happen with Julia?
1344
01:13:42,460 --> 01:13:44,838
I went on that double date, right?
1345
01:13:45,005 --> 01:13:50,343
And the moron she's gonna marry
actually tells me he cheats on her.
1346
01:13:50,510 --> 01:13:52,053
But can I tell her?
1347
01:13:52,220 --> 01:13:55,015
No. I mean, who am I
to break up her marriage?
1348
01:13:55,181 --> 01:13:57,851
You need a prostitute.
1349
01:14:02,939 --> 01:14:04,858
Anyways...
1350
01:14:05,025 --> 01:14:06,359
I'm confused.
1351
01:14:06,901 --> 01:14:08,612
Well, because you like her.
1352
01:14:10,947 --> 01:14:13,825
I think I'm in love with her.
1353
01:14:15,952 --> 01:14:19,414
But I gotta get that
out of my head, you know?
1354
01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:24,210
From now on, I'm just--
I'm gonna be like you, man.
1355
01:14:24,377 --> 01:14:26,796
I'm just gonna be
with a different chick every night.
1356
01:14:26,963 --> 01:14:28,923
And then I'll send them packing.
1357
01:14:29,090 --> 01:14:30,967
Sounds like you got it
all figured out.
1358
01:14:31,509 --> 01:14:34,137
I'm gonna have to give them
cab money to go home...
1359
01:14:34,304 --> 01:14:36,014
because I'll feel bad if I don't.
1360
01:14:36,181 --> 01:14:39,559
- But after that, it's bye-bye, birdie.
- Bye-bye.
1361
01:14:39,726 --> 01:14:41,895
That's it, man, starting right now.
1362
01:14:42,062 --> 01:14:45,565
Me and you are gonna be free and happy
the rest of our lives.
1363
01:14:50,612 --> 01:14:52,322
I'm not happy.
1364
01:14:52,489 --> 01:14:53,740
I'm miserable.
1365
01:14:54,199 --> 01:14:55,575
Wha--? What?
1366
01:14:56,076 --> 01:14:59,746
See, I grew up idolizing guys
like Fonzie
1367
01:14:59,913 --> 01:15:02,832
and Vinnie Barbarino
because they got a lot of Chicks.
1368
01:15:02,999 --> 01:15:05,835
You know what happened to Fonzie
and Vinnie Barbarino?
1369
01:15:06,628 --> 01:15:09,339
Yeah, I read that Fonzie wants
to be a director...
1370
01:15:09,547 --> 01:15:12,759
and Barbarino, I think,
the mechanical bull movie.
1371
01:15:12,926 --> 01:15:14,219
I didn't see it yet.
1372
01:15:14,552 --> 01:15:17,263
Their shows got canceled
1373
01:15:17,430 --> 01:15:21,768
because no one wants to see
a 50-year-old guy hitting on chicks.
1374
01:15:23,269 --> 01:15:24,562
Then what are you saying?
1375
01:15:24,729 --> 01:15:29,609
What I'm saying is all I really want
is someone to hold me
1376
01:15:29,776 --> 01:15:34,572
and tell me that everything
is gonna be all right.
1377
01:15:35,365 --> 01:15:39,160
Everything is gonna be all right.
1378
01:15:42,789 --> 01:15:46,793
If you found someone you can love,
you can't let her get away.
1379
01:15:48,253 --> 01:15:49,587
You're right, man.
1380
01:15:50,046 --> 01:15:51,798
Thank you, Sammy.
1381
01:15:51,965 --> 01:15:54,592
Don't tell anyone what I said.
1382
01:15:57,470 --> 01:15:59,973
- Mom.
- Mm-hm.
1383
01:16:00,473 --> 01:16:02,142
Do you really like Glenn?
1384
01:16:02,308 --> 01:16:05,437
Oh, sure, honey.
What's not to like?
1385
01:16:05,603 --> 01:16:07,647
He's rich, he's charming,
he's handsome...
1386
01:16:07,814 --> 01:16:11,109
and now he's really got it all,
because he's got you.
1387
01:16:14,487 --> 01:16:16,656
Honey, what's the matter?
1388
01:16:18,616 --> 01:16:21,536
I don't know if I'm in love
with him anymore.
1389
01:16:21,703 --> 01:16:22,996
Why?
1390
01:16:23,580 --> 01:16:24,956
What happened?
1391
01:16:28,752 --> 01:16:32,881
I just don't know
if he's the right guy for me.
1392
01:16:33,840 --> 01:16:38,178
And I've been spending a lot of time
with this other man...
1393
01:16:38,344 --> 01:16:40,388
- ...Robbie Hart.
- Heh.
1394
01:16:40,555 --> 01:16:42,348
The wedding singer?
1395
01:16:42,515 --> 01:16:46,686
You're thinking of leaving Glenn
for the wedding singer?
1396
01:16:47,437 --> 01:16:48,938
I don't know what I'm thinking.
1397
01:16:49,105 --> 01:16:50,315
I'm confused.
1398
01:16:50,482 --> 01:16:52,400
Oh, I know, sweetheart.
1399
01:16:52,567 --> 01:16:55,028
You've got what is known
as the jitters.
1400
01:16:55,195 --> 01:16:57,197
Cold feet. Everybody has them.
1401
01:16:57,363 --> 01:16:59,115
I had them.
1402
01:16:59,282 --> 01:17:03,286
Course, I should have run screaming down
the street instead of marrying your father...
1403
01:17:03,453 --> 01:17:06,456
but Glenn, he's different.
He's a keeper.
1404
01:17:08,416 --> 01:17:10,668
You're gonna marry Glenn on Sunday.
1405
01:17:10,835 --> 01:17:12,128
You're gonna love him...
1406
01:17:12,295 --> 01:17:14,380
and everything's gonna be wonderful.
1407
01:17:18,092 --> 01:17:20,136
Where's your veil?
Oh, it's downstairs.
1408
01:17:20,303 --> 01:17:21,846
I'll go get it.
1409
01:17:48,665 --> 01:17:50,708
Hi. Nice to meet you.
1410
01:17:50,875 --> 01:17:53,586
I'm Mrs. Glenn Gulia.
1411
01:17:55,296 --> 01:17:57,257
Hello. It's nice to meet you.
1412
01:17:57,423 --> 01:18:00,760
I'm Julia Gulia.
1413
01:18:01,302 --> 01:18:03,972
Julia Gulia.
1414
01:18:04,472 --> 01:18:06,266
Right when I wake up
in the morning
1415
01:18:06,432 --> 01:18:08,685
you're the first person
that pops in my head
1416
01:18:08,852 --> 01:18:11,104
and I keep thinking
about you over and over.
1417
01:18:11,271 --> 01:18:12,689
It's nice to meet you.
1418
01:18:12,856 --> 01:18:15,775
(SOBBING)
I'm Mrs. Julia Gulia.
1419
01:18:24,117 --> 01:18:27,871
Hi. I'm pleased to meet you.
1420
01:18:28,037 --> 01:18:30,832
I'm Mrs. Robbie Hart.
1421
01:18:31,457 --> 01:18:34,168
Robbie and l are so pleased
you could come to our wedding.
1422
01:18:57,483 --> 01:19:00,486
(NEWCLEUS' "JAM ON IT" PLAYING)
1423
01:19:09,495 --> 01:19:11,539
Yeah. Word.
1424
01:19:11,706 --> 01:19:13,750
Pretty good, eh?
1425
01:19:15,084 --> 01:19:16,252
What happened?
1426
01:19:16,419 --> 01:19:20,006
She just looked way too happy.
I couldn't do it.
1427
01:19:20,882 --> 01:19:22,842
Hey, I'm sorry, man.
1428
01:19:23,009 --> 01:19:25,678
Hey, Rudy. Get Robbie a double.
1429
01:19:25,845 --> 01:19:28,014
Actually, Rudy,
don't even worry about it.
1430
01:19:28,181 --> 01:19:29,515
I brought my own.
1431
01:19:30,183 --> 01:19:33,436
- You can't drink that in here, Robbie.
- All right.
1432
01:19:33,603 --> 01:19:37,023
I'll finish up in the alley.
Are you guys coming?
1433
01:19:43,029 --> 01:19:45,073
(GROUP LAUGHING)
1434
01:19:46,532 --> 01:19:49,202
Hey, it's the wedding singer.
1435
01:19:49,369 --> 01:19:50,411
Hey, Glenn. What's up?
1436
01:19:50,578 --> 01:19:54,374
Hey, Robbie, I heard you couldn't
close the deal with Holly.
1437
01:19:54,540 --> 01:19:58,086
Yeah. What's the matter with that?
You're not--? You like women, right?
1438
01:19:58,252 --> 01:20:00,296
Not as much as you do, I guess.
1439
01:20:00,630 --> 01:20:03,132
We're gonna have
a little pre-bachelor party party.
1440
01:20:03,299 --> 01:20:05,093
You want to come in
and have a beer?
1441
01:20:05,259 --> 01:20:06,552
You're ridiculous, man.
1442
01:20:07,971 --> 01:20:10,682
Stop all this cheating shit, moron.
1443
01:20:10,848 --> 01:20:12,058
She's a good girl.
1444
01:20:12,475 --> 01:20:14,477
Hey, asswipe...
1445
01:20:15,311 --> 01:20:17,605
don't go snitching
to Julia about this.
1446
01:20:17,772 --> 01:20:21,526
I know you got some little crush on her,
but you gotta face the facts.
1447
01:20:21,693 --> 01:20:23,861
She'd rather go to bed
with a real man
1448
01:20:24,028 --> 01:20:25,488
not some poor singing orphan.
1449
01:20:25,780 --> 01:20:27,573
(GROUP LAUGHS)
1450
01:20:28,491 --> 01:20:29,867
All right, shithead.
1451
01:20:30,034 --> 01:20:32,704
I haven't been in a fight
since I was in the fifth grade.
1452
01:20:33,329 --> 01:20:35,081
But I beat the shit out
of that kid
1453
01:20:35,248 --> 01:20:37,375
so now I'm gonna beat
the shit out of you.
1454
01:20:37,542 --> 01:20:38,793
(GRUNTS)
1455
01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:40,503
Okay, what are you doing, man?
1456
01:20:41,212 --> 01:20:44,757
I'm sorry.
I used to be much stronger.
1457
01:20:45,466 --> 01:20:46,592
(GRUNTS)
1458
01:20:46,759 --> 01:20:50,430
- GUY 1: You're dead, buddy.
- GUY 2: Hey, back up!
1459
01:20:51,514 --> 01:20:54,267
Hey, why don't you write
a song about this?
1460
01:20:54,434 --> 01:20:55,727
You can call it, uh:
1461
01:20:56,060 --> 01:20:58,146
"I Got Punched in the Nose...
1462
01:20:58,312 --> 01:21:00,940
...for Sticking my Face
in Other People's Business."
1463
01:21:01,107 --> 01:21:03,192
(GROUP LAUGHING)
1464
01:21:05,695 --> 01:21:07,447
GIRL: Let it go.
1465
01:21:07,613 --> 01:21:10,199
Sounds like a country song.
1466
01:21:19,417 --> 01:21:21,461
LINDA: Hi, Robbie.
1467
01:21:25,673 --> 01:21:27,967
Kiss my grits.
1468
01:21:33,806 --> 01:21:36,059
I can see that you're drunk...
1469
01:21:36,684 --> 01:21:38,561
and that's okay.
1470
01:21:38,728 --> 01:21:41,064
I'm still gonna tell you this.
1471
01:21:41,230 --> 01:21:43,649
I really miss you
and I want to come back.
1472
01:21:45,151 --> 01:21:47,403
I don't wanna be alone anymore.
1473
01:21:47,570 --> 01:21:49,197
No.
1474
01:21:49,363 --> 01:21:51,657
You're not alone anymore.
1475
01:21:52,200 --> 01:21:54,410
Linda's back.
1476
01:22:23,856 --> 01:22:25,650
(BUZZES)
1477
01:22:37,537 --> 01:22:39,372
LINDA: Can I help you?
1478
01:22:43,084 --> 01:22:44,377
Is Robbie here?
1479
01:22:46,295 --> 01:22:48,297
I'm afraid he's, uh, indisposed.
1480
01:22:52,009 --> 01:22:53,219
Shower.
1481
01:22:57,765 --> 01:22:59,225
You must be Linda.
1482
01:22:59,392 --> 01:23:01,352
Yeah, that's me...
1483
01:23:01,519 --> 01:23:02,728
Robbie's fiancée.
1484
01:23:03,104 --> 01:23:04,564
Who are you?
1485
01:23:04,730 --> 01:23:06,065
I'm Julia Sullivan.
1486
01:23:07,733 --> 01:23:10,403
Would you tell him that
I came by to see him?
1487
01:23:10,903 --> 01:23:12,738
Oh, yeah, surely will, Jennifer.
1488
01:23:12,905 --> 01:23:15,074
It's Julia.
1489
01:23:31,799 --> 01:23:34,093
Wake up, sleepy head.
1490
01:23:34,635 --> 01:23:38,264
This is the first day
of our new life together.
1491
01:23:39,807 --> 01:23:42,602
♪ Wake me up before you go-go ♪
1492
01:23:42,768 --> 01:23:46,856
♪ Don't leave me hanging on
like a solo ♪
1493
01:23:52,695 --> 01:23:56,157
- Linda?
- Hi.
1494
01:23:58,326 --> 01:24:00,286
What are you doing here?
1495
01:24:02,163 --> 01:24:04,957
You passed out, so I took care of you.
1496
01:24:05,124 --> 01:24:07,460
What? Why'd you take care of me?
1497
01:24:09,086 --> 01:24:10,880
I told you last night, Robbie.
1498
01:24:11,047 --> 01:24:14,467
I realized I was wrong.
I want to take care of you for good.
1499
01:24:14,634 --> 01:24:18,179
I can deal with the fact that you're just
a wedding singer, not a rock star.
1500
01:24:18,346 --> 01:24:20,806
- I could even deal--
- You can learn to deal with that?
1501
01:24:21,766 --> 01:24:23,809
I don't want you to learn
to deal with that.
1502
01:24:24,393 --> 01:24:25,978
That's not how it works.
1503
01:24:26,229 --> 01:24:27,647
Jeez!
1504
01:24:28,356 --> 01:24:29,607
Well, Robbie...
1505
01:24:29,774 --> 01:24:32,652
...maybe we should talk about this
when you're feeling better.
1506
01:24:33,110 --> 01:24:34,737
Hey, psycho...
1507
01:24:34,904 --> 01:24:38,324
I'm not gonna feel better
about this. It's over.
1508
01:24:38,824 --> 01:24:40,868
Now please get out
of my Van Halen T-shirt
1509
01:24:41,035 --> 01:24:43,412
before you jinx the band
and they break up.
1510
01:24:46,332 --> 01:24:47,833
Oh, okay.
1511
01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:50,336
So you're still pissed
about that wedding thing.
1512
01:25:01,806 --> 01:25:03,182
Glenn.
1513
01:25:03,349 --> 01:25:05,184
Glenn, good morning.
1514
01:25:05,351 --> 01:25:07,228
Hi. Good morning.
1515
01:25:07,395 --> 01:25:09,522
Good morning. Hello.
1516
01:25:10,231 --> 01:25:11,357
- Hey, baby.
- Hi.
1517
01:25:11,524 --> 01:25:13,776
You gonna make breakfast in bed?
1518
01:25:13,943 --> 01:25:19,115
Um, no. Actually,
I've been doing some thinking...
1519
01:25:19,865 --> 01:25:21,742
and I don't need a big wedding
1520
01:25:21,909 --> 01:25:24,036
and I think that
I've been really selfish
1521
01:25:24,203 --> 01:25:27,707
in making you do something
that you don't even want to do.
1522
01:25:30,376 --> 01:25:31,711
You wanna go to Vegas?
1523
01:25:33,671 --> 01:25:36,424
- Yeah.
- Well, all right.
1524
01:25:36,841 --> 01:25:38,134
Let's go.
1525
01:25:40,136 --> 01:25:46,267
♪ There were bells on a hill ♪
1526
01:25:46,434 --> 01:25:51,772
♪ But I never heard them ringing ♪
1527
01:25:51,939 --> 01:25:56,694
♪ No, I never heard them at all ♪
1528
01:25:57,403 --> 01:26:02,241
♪ 'Til there was you ♪
1529
01:26:03,868 --> 01:26:08,372
♪ And there was music ♪
1530
01:26:08,539 --> 01:26:13,377
♪ And there were wonderful roses ♪
1531
01:26:13,544 --> 01:26:16,213
♪ They tell me ♪
1532
01:26:16,380 --> 01:26:22,053
♪ In sweet fragrant meadows ♪
1533
01:26:22,219 --> 01:26:28,976
♪ Of dawn and dew ♪
1534
01:26:29,143 --> 01:26:33,022
♪ There was love all around ♪
1535
01:26:33,189 --> 01:26:34,899
WOMAN (ON INTERCOM):
Flight number 1156...
1536
01:26:35,066 --> 01:26:36,525
is now ready for boarding.
1537
01:26:36,692 --> 01:26:40,613
We'd like to ask those passengers
traveling with small children.
1538
01:26:40,780 --> 01:26:46,118
♪ No, I never heard it at all ♪
1539
01:26:46,285 --> 01:26:51,874
♪ 'Til there was you ♪
1540
01:26:53,334 --> 01:26:55,336
JULIA: I just always envisioned
the right one
1541
01:26:55,503 --> 01:26:57,588
being someone
I could grow old with.
1542
01:27:04,387 --> 01:27:06,806
I know. I'll go get the car.
1543
01:27:08,391 --> 01:27:10,476
Rosie, congratulations.
1544
01:27:10,643 --> 01:27:13,813
- I gotta go take care of something, okay?
- I know you do.
1545
01:27:13,979 --> 01:27:15,940
- Go get her.
- All right. All right.
1546
01:27:16,816 --> 01:27:18,901
- Robbie, I need to talk to you.
- I can't now.
1547
01:27:19,068 --> 01:27:20,653
- Are you back with Linda?
- No.
1548
01:27:20,820 --> 01:27:23,072
- Why? Who said that?
- Julia.
1549
01:27:23,239 --> 01:27:26,033
She went to your house
to tell you she was falling for you
1550
01:27:26,200 --> 01:27:28,160
and Linda answered the door
in her underwear.
1551
01:27:28,327 --> 01:27:31,455
She was so upset, she and Glenn just
jumped a plane to Vegas.
1552
01:27:31,831 --> 01:27:33,666
What? They're getting married tomorrow.
1553
01:27:33,999 --> 01:27:36,001
Well, apparently,
that wasn't soon enough.
1554
01:27:38,254 --> 01:27:39,296
♪ I said hip hop ♪
1555
01:27:39,463 --> 01:27:41,340
♪ A hippie to the hippie
To the hip hip hop ♪
1556
01:27:41,507 --> 01:27:43,509
♪ Don't stop
The rock to the bang bang boogie ♪
1557
01:27:43,676 --> 01:27:44,718
♪ Say up jumped the boogie ♪
1558
01:27:44,885 --> 01:27:46,303
♪ To the rhythm of the boogie
The beat ♪
1559
01:27:46,470 --> 01:27:48,597
WOMAN (ON INTERCOM):
We're ready for general boarding.
1560
01:27:48,764 --> 01:27:51,642
- That's it, sweetie. Ready to go?
- Yeah.
1561
01:27:52,184 --> 01:27:53,936
This is a great idea.
1562
01:27:54,103 --> 01:27:55,688
I'm glad you came around.
1563
01:27:55,855 --> 01:27:57,648
Want to gamble
and have fun right away?
1564
01:27:57,815 --> 01:28:00,484
- Or you just want to get married?
- I want to get married.
1565
01:28:01,152 --> 01:28:02,445
You're never gonna find her.
1566
01:28:02,611 --> 01:28:04,655
Gotta be a million
wedding chapels in Vegas.
1567
01:28:04,822 --> 01:28:06,449
- Does anybody have a pen?
- What for?
1568
01:28:06,615 --> 01:28:08,367
I got a good idea for a song.
1569
01:28:08,534 --> 01:28:10,703
- Here.
- Thank you.
1570
01:28:15,875 --> 01:28:18,169
- MAN: Thank you.
- Hey, I'm sorry.
1571
01:28:18,586 --> 01:28:19,712
Can I help you?
1572
01:28:19,879 --> 01:28:21,881
Yeah. I need a ticket
for Las Vegas, please.
1573
01:28:23,883 --> 01:28:26,802
We only have one seat left
and it's in our first-class section.
1574
01:28:26,969 --> 01:28:29,263
The next flight leaves in the morning.
1575
01:28:29,638 --> 01:28:32,016
Can I borrow your credit card?
1576
01:28:32,183 --> 01:28:33,684
You're gonna pay me back, right?
1577
01:28:33,851 --> 01:28:36,020
No, but if you don't give it to me
1578
01:28:36,187 --> 01:28:38,856
I'm going to tell everybody
what you said at the bar.
1579
01:28:39,732 --> 01:28:40,774
Thanks.
1580
01:28:40,941 --> 01:28:44,320
- Hey, that was really nice of you.
- Thanks.
1581
01:28:44,487 --> 01:28:46,322
Hey, do you like Flock Of Seagulls?
1582
01:28:46,906 --> 01:28:48,574
I can see you do.
1583
01:28:48,741 --> 01:28:50,075
- Wish me luck.
- Go get her!
1584
01:29:00,085 --> 01:29:01,754
Hey, Glenn...
1585
01:29:01,921 --> 01:29:05,466
...do you mind if we switch seats
and I sat in the window seat?
1586
01:29:05,716 --> 01:29:08,093
Mmm. I hate the aisle seat.
1587
01:29:08,260 --> 01:29:11,555
Every time that drink cart comes by,
it bangs me in the elbows.
1588
01:29:11,722 --> 01:29:14,433
Your arms are smaller
than mine, Jules.
1589
01:29:15,017 --> 01:29:19,230
I know. I just never saw
the bright lights of Vegas before.
1590
01:29:20,940 --> 01:29:22,441
Tell you what.
1591
01:29:22,608 --> 01:29:26,695
How about I let you lean over me
when we fly over the strip? Okay?
1592
01:29:34,328 --> 01:29:35,955
MAN: Thank you.
1593
01:29:36,455 --> 01:29:38,165
Hot towel?
1594
01:29:38,874 --> 01:29:42,419
- Hot towel?
- Thanks.
1595
01:29:51,595 --> 01:29:54,598
Oh, my. I'm sorry.
1596
01:29:55,391 --> 01:29:57,476
I've never been on first class before.
1597
01:29:57,643 --> 01:29:59,895
My name is Joyce.
Just buzz if you need anything.
1598
01:30:00,062 --> 01:30:02,565
Thank you. Here.
1599
01:30:02,731 --> 01:30:03,983
Thank you.
1600
01:30:04,483 --> 01:30:06,235
(SNORING)
1601
01:30:07,611 --> 01:30:08,862
Sir?
1602
01:30:09,029 --> 01:30:10,322
Is that Billy Idol?
1603
01:30:12,199 --> 01:30:14,326
- I believe it is.
- Oh, my God.
1604
01:30:14,702 --> 01:30:17,079
Would you like some champagne
or some orange juice?
1605
01:30:17,913 --> 01:30:20,165
- How much is it?
- It's free.
1606
01:30:20,666 --> 01:30:23,294
It's what? Holy shit,
this is incredible.
1607
01:30:24,295 --> 01:30:25,421
Actually, I shouldn't drink.
1608
01:30:25,588 --> 01:30:28,674
I fell in love with this girl
and she's gonna marry an idiot
1609
01:30:28,841 --> 01:30:30,759
so I'm on my way to Vegas
to stop them.
1610
01:30:30,926 --> 01:30:35,598
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard.
Where are they getting married?
1611
01:30:35,764 --> 01:30:37,266
That's the problem.
I don't know.
1612
01:30:37,433 --> 01:30:40,853
But I'm gonna run around and find them.
I gotta do what I gotta do.
1613
01:30:48,861 --> 01:30:50,321
Oh.
1614
01:30:50,738 --> 01:30:53,699
Next time they come by,
grab me a Heineken, will you?
1615
01:31:00,539 --> 01:31:04,168
She comes over to tell me how she feels
and Linda answers the door
1616
01:31:04,335 --> 01:31:06,795
wearing nothing
but my Van Halen T-shirt.
1617
01:31:06,962 --> 01:31:08,380
Oh, no way.
1618
01:31:08,547 --> 01:31:09,715
I don't know what to do.
1619
01:31:09,882 --> 01:31:12,051
She's getting married
and he's going to ruin her life.
1620
01:31:12,217 --> 01:31:14,428
Ugh, Glenn doesn't deserve her.
1621
01:31:14,595 --> 01:31:16,639
All he cares about are possessions.
1622
01:31:17,264 --> 01:31:20,559
Fancy cars, CD players.
1623
01:31:20,726 --> 01:31:23,145
Even women are possessions to him.
1624
01:31:23,312 --> 01:31:26,231
See? Billy Idol gets it.
I don't know why she doesn't get it.
1625
01:31:26,398 --> 01:31:27,524
Oh, I hope you find her.
1626
01:31:27,691 --> 01:31:29,151
You guys will not believe this.
1627
01:31:29,318 --> 01:31:31,570
Some creep in coach
who thinks he's Don Johnson
1628
01:31:31,737 --> 01:31:34,031
just asked me to be part
of the mile-high club.
1629
01:31:34,198 --> 01:31:37,743
He said I was Grade A,
top-choice meat.
1630
01:31:43,874 --> 01:31:46,418
- Is he right in here?
- Yeah.
1631
01:31:47,586 --> 01:31:48,921
What's the mile-high club?
1632
01:31:59,264 --> 01:32:02,559
Oh, my God. The mile-high guy is Glenn.
They're on this plane.
1633
01:32:02,726 --> 01:32:04,269
ALL: No way!
1634
01:32:04,436 --> 01:32:06,021
You guys gotta help me.
1635
01:32:06,188 --> 01:32:08,774
- Right!
- ALL: Yeah!
1636
01:32:11,026 --> 01:32:12,778
IDOL (ON INTERCOM):
Good afternoon, everyone.
1637
01:32:12,945 --> 01:32:14,363
We're flying at 26,000 feet
1638
01:32:14,530 --> 01:32:16,198
moving up to 30,000 feet.
1639
01:32:16,365 --> 01:32:19,618
Then we got clear skies
all the way to Las Vegas.
1640
01:32:19,785 --> 01:32:22,830
And right now, we're bringing you
some in-flight entertainment.
1641
01:32:22,996 --> 01:32:26,208
One of our first-class passengers
would like to sing you a song
1642
01:32:26,375 --> 01:32:28,794
inspired by one
of our coach passengers.
1643
01:32:28,961 --> 01:32:31,380
And since we let
our first-class passengers
1644
01:32:31,547 --> 01:32:34,091
do pretty much whatever they want...
1645
01:32:34,258 --> 01:32:36,051
here he is.
1646
01:32:37,136 --> 01:32:40,472
ROBBIE (SINGING OVER INTERCOM):
♪ I wanna make you smile ♪
1647
01:32:40,639 --> 01:32:42,975
♪ Whenever you're sad ♪
1648
01:32:43,142 --> 01:32:44,309
♪ Carry you around ♪
1649
01:32:44,476 --> 01:32:46,687
♪ When your arthritis is bad ♪
1650
01:32:46,854 --> 01:32:49,565
♪ Oh, all I wanna do ♪
1651
01:32:49,732 --> 01:32:52,943
♪ Is grow old with you ♪
1652
01:32:55,362 --> 01:32:57,448
♪ I'll get your medicine ♪
1653
01:32:58,240 --> 01:33:00,993
♪ When your tummy aches ♪
1654
01:33:01,160 --> 01:33:02,661
♪ Build you a fire ♪
1655
01:33:02,828 --> 01:33:04,663
♪ If the furnace breaks ♪
1656
01:33:04,830 --> 01:33:08,333
♪ Oh, it could be so nice ♪
1657
01:33:08,500 --> 01:33:12,421
♪ Growing old with you ♪
1658
01:33:14,131 --> 01:33:16,091
♪ I'll miss you ♪
1659
01:33:16,258 --> 01:33:18,427
♪ Kiss you ♪
1660
01:33:18,594 --> 01:33:20,095
♪ Give you my coat ♪
1661
01:33:20,262 --> 01:33:22,598
♪ When you are cold ♪
1662
01:33:22,765 --> 01:33:24,641
♪ I'll need you ♪
1663
01:33:24,808 --> 01:33:27,019
♪ Feed you ♪
1664
01:33:27,186 --> 01:33:28,645
♪ Even let you hold ♪
1665
01:33:28,812 --> 01:33:30,689
♪ The remote control ♪
1666
01:33:34,860 --> 01:33:37,446
What the hell's that fruit doing here?
1667
01:33:40,699 --> 01:33:41,992
(GRUNTS)
1668
01:33:42,159 --> 01:33:43,368
Get out--! Get out of the way!
1669
01:33:43,535 --> 01:33:46,246
Excuse me, sir.
I have to serve the beverages.
1670
01:33:48,791 --> 01:33:50,167
(GRUNTS)
1671
01:33:53,045 --> 01:33:54,797
How you doing, sir?
Chicken or fish?
1672
01:33:54,963 --> 01:33:56,924
Get out of my way
or you're gonna get hurt.
1673
01:33:57,132 --> 01:34:01,720
- Oh, yeah?
- Don't you talk to Billy Idol that way.
1674
01:34:04,807 --> 01:34:06,642
♪ So let me do the dishes ♪
1675
01:34:06,809 --> 01:34:09,770
♪ In our kitchen sink ♪
1676
01:34:09,937 --> 01:34:11,063
♪ Put you to bed ♪
1677
01:34:11,230 --> 01:34:13,232
♪ When you've had too much to drink ♪
1678
01:34:14,024 --> 01:34:17,945
♪ Oh, I could be the man ♪
1679
01:34:18,111 --> 01:34:22,366
♪ Who grows old with you ♪
1680
01:34:22,533 --> 01:34:27,329
♪ I wanna grow old with you ♪
1681
01:34:27,996 --> 01:34:29,998
(APPLAUSE)
1682
01:34:36,255 --> 01:34:38,674
That was the most beautiful song.
1683
01:34:38,841 --> 01:34:40,592
ROBBIE: I got a confession to make.
1684
01:34:41,134 --> 01:34:43,428
That song was about you.
1685
01:34:43,762 --> 01:34:44,930
Good.
1686
01:34:45,347 --> 01:34:47,266
I'm in love with you.
1687
01:34:48,809 --> 01:34:52,104
I am so in love with you.
1688
01:34:52,271 --> 01:34:53,522
PASSENGERS: Aww.
1689
01:34:53,689 --> 01:34:55,357
Hey, Robbie, that wasn't a bad song.
1690
01:34:55,524 --> 01:34:57,776
I'm gonna tell those
record company guys about you.
1691
01:34:57,943 --> 01:35:00,070
You mind if I give her
a kiss first?
1692
01:35:00,863 --> 01:35:02,114
Oh, yeah. Do what you gotta do.
1693
01:35:02,281 --> 01:35:05,242
(BOTH GIGGLING)
1694
01:35:08,120 --> 01:35:12,124
(BAND PLAYING
SPANDAU BALLET'S "TRUE")
1695
01:35:12,583 --> 01:35:15,586
(GUESTS CHEERING)
1696
01:35:18,255 --> 01:35:21,300
ANDY: Congratulations, Robbie.
Remember what I said.
1697
01:35:22,175 --> 01:35:27,681
♪ I know this much is true ♪
1698
01:35:31,977 --> 01:35:38,191
♪ I know this much is true ♪
1699
01:35:39,192 --> 01:35:43,322
♪ I know, I know
I know this much is true ♪
1700
01:35:43,488 --> 01:35:45,782
♪ Oh, yes, I do ♪
1701
01:35:45,949 --> 01:35:50,829
♪ Robbie and Julia ♪
1702
01:35:49,857 --> 01:35:51,221
♪ Ha ha ♪
1703
01:35:54,198 --> 01:35:57,291
♪ I heard you on my wireless back in '52 ♪
1704
01:35:57,333 --> 01:36:00,665
♪ Lying awake, intent at tuning in on you ♪
1705
01:36:00,703 --> 01:36:04,001
♪ If I was young, it didn't
stop you coming through ♪
1706
01:36:04,040 --> 01:36:05,700
♪ Oh-a oh ♪
1707
01:36:07,542 --> 01:36:10,942
♪ They took the credit for
your second symphony ♪
1708
01:36:10,979 --> 01:36:14,311
♪ Rewritten by machine,
our new technology ♪
1709
01:36:14,349 --> 01:36:17,613
♪ And now I understand
the supernova scene ♪
1710
01:36:17,652 --> 01:36:19,482
♪ Oh-a oh ♪
1711
01:36:19,520 --> 01:36:20,952
♪ I met your children ♪
1712
01:36:20,988 --> 01:36:22,887
♪ Oh-a oh ♪
1713
01:36:22,923 --> 01:36:24,389
♪ What did you tell them? ♪
1714
01:36:24,424 --> 01:36:27,915
♪ Video killed the radio star ♪
1715
01:36:27,961 --> 01:36:31,293
♪ Video killed the radio star ♪
1716
01:36:31,331 --> 01:36:34,561
♪ In my mind and in my car ♪
1717
01:36:34,600 --> 01:36:38,399
♪ We can't rewind, we've gone too far ♪
1718
01:36:38,437 --> 01:36:40,768
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪
1719
01:36:41,807 --> 01:36:44,172
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪
1720
01:36:45,443 --> 01:36:48,775
♪ And now we meet in an abandoned studio ♪
1721
01:36:48,813 --> 01:36:52,179
♪ You hear the playback,
and it seems so long ago ♪
1722
01:36:52,216 --> 01:36:55,412
♪ And you remembered the
jingles used to go ♪
1723
01:36:55,452 --> 01:36:57,351
♪ Oh-a oh ♪
1724
01:36:57,387 --> 01:36:58,785
♪ You were the first one ♪
1725
01:36:58,822 --> 01:37:00,721
♪ Oh-a oh ♪
1726
01:37:00,757 --> 01:37:02,246
♪ You were the last one ♪
1727
01:37:02,291 --> 01:37:05,782
♪ Video killed the radio star ♪
1728
01:37:05,828 --> 01:37:09,092
♪ Video killed the radio star ♪
1729
01:37:09,131 --> 01:37:12,463
♪ 'Cause in my mind and in my car ♪
1730
01:37:12,500 --> 01:37:15,468
♪ We can't rewind, we've gone too far ♪
1731
01:37:15,503 --> 01:37:16,799
♪ Too far! ♪
1732
01:37:16,838 --> 01:37:18,532
♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪
1733
01:37:19,674 --> 01:37:21,698
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪
1734
01:37:21,742 --> 01:37:23,368
♪ All right ♪
1735
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♪ Video killed the radio star ♪
1736
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♪ Video killed the radio star ♪
1737
01:37:49,000 --> 01:37:52,298
♪ 'Cause in my mind and in my car ♪
1738
01:37:52,336 --> 01:37:55,896
♪ We can't rewind, we've gone too far ♪
1739
01:37:55,940 --> 01:37:59,102
♪ Pictures came and broke your heart ♪
1740
01:37:59,143 --> 01:38:04,978
♪ So put all the blame on VCRs ♪
1741
01:38:06,349 --> 01:38:08,373
♪ You are ♪
1742
01:38:09,384 --> 01:38:13,683
♪ A radio star ♪
1743
01:38:13,722 --> 01:38:15,348
♪ You are ♪
1744
01:38:16,592 --> 01:38:19,788
♪ A radio star ♪
1745
01:38:21,162 --> 01:38:24,619
♪ Video killed the radio star ♪
1746
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♪ Video killed the radio star ♪
1747
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♪ Video killed the radio star ♪
1748
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♪ Video killed the radio star ♪
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♪ Video killed the radio star ♪
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♪ Video killed the radio star ♪
1751
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♪ Video killed the radio star ♪
1752
01:38:45,684 --> 01:38:47,981
♪ Video killed that radio star ♪
1753
01:38:48,019 --> 01:38:49,178
♪ Yes, it did ♪
1754
01:38:52,657 --> 01:38:56,114
♪ Video killed the radio star ♪
1755
01:38:56,161 --> 01:38:59,561
♪ Video killed the radio star ♪
1756
01:38:59,596 --> 01:39:02,826
♪ 'Cause in my mind and in my car ♪
1757
01:39:02,866 --> 01:39:06,460
♪ We can't rewind, we've gone too far ♪
1758
01:39:06,502 --> 01:39:09,698
♪ Pictures came and broke your heart ♪
1759
01:39:09,739 --> 01:39:15,472
♪ So put all the blame on VCRs ♪
1760
01:39:16,912 --> 01:39:18,902
♪ You are ♪
1761
01:39:19,915 --> 01:39:24,248
♪ A radio star ♪
1762
01:39:24,286 --> 01:39:25,912
♪ You are ♪
1763
01:39:27,188 --> 01:39:30,315
♪ A radio star ♪
1764
01:39:31,659 --> 01:39:35,185
♪ Video killed the radio star ♪
1765
01:39:35,228 --> 01:39:38,719
♪ Video killed the radio star ♪
1766
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♪ Video killed the radio star ♪
1767
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♪ Video killed the radio star ♪
1768
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♪ Video killed the radio star ♪
1769
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♪ Video killed the radio star ♪
1770
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♪ Video killed the radio star ♪
1771
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