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♪ I want to be your best boy,
uh-huh ♪
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♪ I want to be
your toy, uh-huh ♪
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♪ Do you think
I can take every inch ♪
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♪ Of your love inside of me?
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Yes, Gary?
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Hey, Benji, I got this e-mail
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saying they want to change
my summon word.
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Did you get that e-mail?
It's a phishing scam.
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Didn't you get the e-mail
warning about it?
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Yeah, I got that e-mail,
and it was about fishing,
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but they misspelled fishing.
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So I thought maybe that was
from the real hackers
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and they're playing 4-D chess.
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Gary, if they have
your summon word,
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they can summon you at will.
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Well, I already clicked it,
and nothing happened.
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Guess I can click it again.
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No!
Ohh-h-h-h!
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Ohh! Ohh!
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This is not good.
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I'm gonna confess, I didn't
read the entire e-mail.
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Gary, I told you not to click
on it, and now we're trapped.
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Looks like our phishing trip
landed us a couple of big ones.
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No, man!
Dumb baby!
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Our intern set up
a phishing scam
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to try to get
a demon's summon word.
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It looked like
a legitimate e-mail.
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We even put up wards
on all the walls
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to make sure that
none of them could escape.
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Here's a door.
Oh! Ow! Oh! Shit!
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We've blocked off all the exits
so you can't escape, demon!
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Yes, I'm coming!
Just hold on a damn second!
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Don't tell them we're here.
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By the power of Christ,
we compel you, foul beast!
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Okay, you go cause
a distraction,
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and I'm gonna
clean off these wards.
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Why do I got to do
the distraction?
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'Cause I'm really good
at getting blood off walls.
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How in the world
do you think I juggled
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being a popular local weatherman
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while raping and eating
all those kids?
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You're a monster. Yes, but I'm a winner.
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And unlike you,
I'm not some dipshit
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who got us in this situation.
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So just do your job,
because you can't be trusted
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with anything important ever!
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I'm not a dipshit, Benji.
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I'm a charismatic person
with tiny hands,
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so people are drawn to me.
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Now, you go
and you lick those walls
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like the dog that you are
while I go be a distraction,
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which this whole operation
hinges upon.
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Come up and meet your fate!
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I'm coming!
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♪ I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy,
I'm a Yankee Doodle Boy ♪
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♪ A real live nephew
of my Uncle Sam ♪
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♪ Born on
the Fourth of July ♪
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Ahh.
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Okay, Gary, let's go!
We can escape!
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♪ I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy
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Gary, come on!
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♪ I'm a Yankee Doodle Boy
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♪ Yankee Doodle went to town
riding on a pony ♪
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♪ I am that Yankee Doodle,
who is that Yankee Doodle? ♪
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♪ I am that Yankee Doodle
Booooooy ♪
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Come now! We got to go!
It's closing!
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♪ I'm a Yankee Doodle...
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Ah, screw it!
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Look like ol' Gary is back.
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Lexi: We finally
had a real demon,
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and he was eager
to tell his story.
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How did you get into hell?
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Let's just say that trouble
had a way of finding me.
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Can I take that back?
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Is that okay?
To take back?
Yes, please.
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Bblll-bbbblll-bblll-aaa.
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Let's just say
trouble has a way of finding me.
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You don't seem too imposing
for a demon. Am I...?
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You don't seem too
charismatic for a host.
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How does he have a show
and I don't?
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Well, first of all,
I don't think you've sampled
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enough of our material
to make that judgment call.
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This is your show.
It's "Specter Inspectors."
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This is your show.
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Man: ♪ Gary Bunda: Demon Killer,
Gary Bunda: Demon Killer ♪
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Lexi: There hadn't been
many reports
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that this four-star
restaurant was haunted...
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and I'm not getting
any readings, Gary.
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You're not reading
that machine correctly,
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'cause I smell demons.
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They must have turned tail
when Gary came around.
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Shh. Stay right here.
Stay back.
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Shh. Shh.
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Clear!
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Come out, demon!
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Come out with your horns up!
Whoa!
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TV food celebrity
Rocco DiSpirito,
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what are you doing here?
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You hungry? Yeah, of course I'm hungry.
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Dude, I made something
real special for you guys...
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Raw vegan sunchoke dip.Mmm.
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I like how the tortillas are
shaped like little demon horns.
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Yeah. I call them
demon horns-o-plenty.
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Little more paprika.
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If my horns were
as delicious as this,
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people would hunt me
like a rhino.
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Tell me, you got a recipe that
our viewers can check out?
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Viewers?
No one watches this show.
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And look at all the shine
on his forehead.
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Shame on you, makeup department.
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I wouldn't let this happen
on my show.
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And it should be my show because
I actually have TV experience...
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11 years as Charlotte's
top weatherman.
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Does Satan have any idea
he's doing this?
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You mean you haven't seen
Gary's brilliant decoy?
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Hi. Sorry, I can't do that.
I'm working all day in my cube.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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State-of-the-art.
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And who the hell's
pulling on the ropes?
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I'm working all day in my cube.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Gary asked me to do this
until his show goes on hiatus.
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And, ah, where are you
supposed to be right now?
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Hot liquids.
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But don't worry.
He made a decoy for me, too.
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It's the seven circles of hell,
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and these peppers
are little demons.
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I know.
It's hot like it's hell.
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But honestly, the jalapeños,
I feel, is a little tropey.
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What are you doing?
That's my favorite gun!
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The name of the show
is "Gary Bunda: Demon Killer."
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What if... spitballing here...
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We change the name of the show
to "Gary Bunda: Killer Eats"?
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We're not changing
the name of the show.
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Okay, what about
if we just change
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the pronunciation
of the show, right?
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So it's like,
"Gary Bunda: Demon Killer."
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Like, it's killer that... Gary.
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Like, it's awesome
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that he's a demon
and that he's eating stuff.
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You said you were gonna kill
a different demon every week.
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Okay, well, you go
find me one, then.
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Because we've been to
every single rib-sticking
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down-home kitchen
across this great country,
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and we have yet to find
a demon for me to kill,
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but we have found
some excellent dishes
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made by home chefs
that are hungry...
Okay.
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To share their food
with the entire country.
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Okay, what about that one
we trapped you with?
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The child molester.
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Well, he's a lot more
than just a child molester.
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Really? Yes, he's also a cannibal.
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He did bad things!
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But he's still one
of my best friends, okay?
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So I will not even think of
harming a hair on his head.
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Unless it leads to some
form of second season.
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Benji.
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Gary: Hey, buddy.
How you doing, Benji?
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What's the deal, man?
You left me at the hellmouth.
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Spare me.
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Your makeup team is blowing it,
by the way.
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Not that I watch your show.
I mean, who does?
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175,000 people watch my show,
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Benji, as a matter of fact,
on the Haunt Network, alright?
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Which is channel 147.
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Yeah, well, I just used to be
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the number-one weatherman
in Charlotte
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for 11 years straight before
the FBI raided my basement.
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But what do I know?
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Anyway, what do you want?
I'm really busy.
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We are doing a super-fun,
sinful fettuccine episode,
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and I was wondering if maybe
you wanted to come co-host.
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I don't think I could get out
of work for that long.
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Yeah, I know, and that's why
I went ahead
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and I whipped you up a decoy.
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I bet it will get a lot more
work done than you do.
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I'm just busting your balls.
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Alright, I'll see you.
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Man: ♪ Demon Killer
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I smell sulfur.
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It's either a Denver omelette
or a demon.
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Let's go.
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Oh! Hey, Gary.
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I'm just here with
"Gunshow's" Kevin Gillespie
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making Devil Went Down
to Georgia Deviled Eggs.
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That's redundant,
you child-molesting demon!
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Hit it!
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Gary?
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Kill him.
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Ohh!
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Shoot him in the head!
You've got more bullets.
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Kill him.
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What?!
Wh... What happened?
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You did it!
You killed him, Gary!
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But I shot him in the foot!
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You shot Benji
with a silver bullet
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dipped in wolf urine
blessed by the pope.
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You said they were
demon-killing bullets.
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I made that shit up! Well, how does it
make you feel?
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You know, to kill
your best friend?
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I don't want to be filmed
right now!
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I don't want to be filmed!
Okay? Alright?
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I just... I need...
I need like five minutes, okay?
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I think I might have killed
my best friend.
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Take all the time you need.
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Get him.
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Does anybody want
to try the eggs? Go away, Kevin!
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I'm so sorry,
Kevin Gillespie of "Gunshow."
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Were those the hero eggs? Yeah.
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I need some air.
I need some air, please!
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Where is everybody? Hello, there.
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I like to molest young boys.
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Hello, there.
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I like to molest young...
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Benji was so many things
to so many people...
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A thoughtful helper
to his co-workers,
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beloved weatherman to his fans.
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He didn't deserve to be slain
in his prime.
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I'd say he's in a better place,
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but I'm not sure where the hell
you go from here.
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It was an accident.
I didn't want to do it.
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I did it for the TV.
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Get out of here!
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You're not welcome here!
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Can I just go and say
goodbye one last time?
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Bought a big wall
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'cause I thought you'd be
killing more demons,
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you know, between duck sliders.
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It should have been me, Benji,
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instead of you,
you perfect, perfect man.
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It should have been me!
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It should have been me!
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This wall doesn't seem
very secure.
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Noooooo!
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Noooooooooo!
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Gary!
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Ga... No! No!
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When somebody comes to hell,
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you think they're
gonna be here forever.
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You see this?
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Never be afraid to show your
emotions, even if they're fake.
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You taught me that.
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That's how you win
a pair of these!
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Best Short-form Supernatural
Reality Show Unscripted, baby!
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Gary: I don't really understand
how I don't win an Emmy
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for my own damn show.
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If these walls could talk?
Right, Satan?
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Or more like if this shelf
could shut up. Am I right?
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I'm a man, not a shelf.
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