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Where's the, uh, the creepy guy?
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Johnny?
Yeah.
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He ain't here because of you
making the bees gay.
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What?
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He said, uh,
you're working for Obama
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on his gay bee agenda
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and... and you and him
are lovers and...
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And you got married
in a secret ceremony.
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You didn't tell us.
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Okay, first of all,
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I am not married to Obama.
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He also said you're a Muslim.
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Stan: The Hollywood globalists
are adding food coloring
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to all of the white foods.
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White mayonnaise is illegal
in Los Angeles.
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It has to be brown by law.
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Brown coleslaw... they're
calling it "Sharia Slaw."
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Can you believe this?
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People, it's not racist
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to say we should eat
white foods in America.
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- And that's Stan's Stance.
- Back after the break.
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Hey, I... I... I...
I... I bet Sharia Slaw
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tastes just as good as the...
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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Hey, Johnny?
Does this thing get music?
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Aah! Damn, Johnny!
It's my radio, man!
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Don't.
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Hey, buddy, we missed you
at the meeting.
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What's going on? I ain't your buddy.
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I may work for you,
but I'm not rubbing elbows
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with a guy that caresses
Obama's butt cheeks.
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I don't know what you heard.
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I've never touched
his butt cheeks.
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Save your lies
for the liberal snowflakes.
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I know you're evil.
Yeah.
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But I don't like you and Obama
putting soy sauce in the water.
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I... I'm not with Obama.
It's...
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Stan the Man says
that soy has got estrogen.
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That's why the vegetarians
like it...
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Because they're making
themselves into women.
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But it gets in the water table,
makes the bees gay,
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and now we're paying for
all these sex change operations
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for these guys in the military.
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I ain't gonna let no bee
make me gay.
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I take the supplements.
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Well, it is just so
great to meet you, Satan.
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For the very first time ever.
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You see that, Johnny?
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We're, uh, we're not married.
We're not gay lovers.
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I can see that Johnny here
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has been through
some tough times.
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I don't see any
Secret Service here.
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They... They didn't fit on,
uh, Air Force One.
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That's right. Air Force One is a big jet.
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Or didn't you know that?
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I know that.
I just took the smaller one.
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It was just Air Force Three.
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I just remembered!
God damn you!
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You're a fake Obama,
and you two are lovers!
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Everybody's a Muslim!
Johnny!
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Air Force Three?
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What do you expect
for a hundred bucks, dude?
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I told you the Obama
impersonator was a bad idea.
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You're just feeding right into
Johnny's paranoid narrative.
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I don't understand why
you even care about this.
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Just turn him inside out
like you do me.
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Stan: The Russians have
nuclear bombs. We don't.
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The Russians can obliterate us,
annihilate us.
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We can't do the same to them.
Why?
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Because Hillary Clinton
sold the uranium to the Russians
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so she could start a string
of liquor lounges,
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pornographic book stores,
and strip bars.
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I'm Stan the Man.
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I'll break it down for you
after the break.
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Man: Stan up for America
with Stan the Man...
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I'm gonna drop a Clinton
in the toilet.
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Be back in three.
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Stan. You know who I am?
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I'm Hillary's bottom bitch.Ooh.
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Or am I the guy gay-married
to Obama?
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Well, you know, this is
a private bathroom.
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No fans.
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Well...
You know, listen.
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I think it's funny
what you're doing,
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but I'm gonna need you
to tone down that satanic stuff.
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Oh, I'm sure you'd like me
to tone it down,
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but you can't hide the truth,
Mrs. Obama.
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Well, the truth is, Stan,
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I'm gonna turn
your ass inside out
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if you don't stop
talking about me.
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Ooh, I'd like
to see you try that.
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I got 30 pounds of
muscle mass right here
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that I got from my
patented vitality insta-shake.
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So let's bring it.
Come on.
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I don't want to fight you.
I don't really...
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'Cause you look good.
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Ohh!
Ohh!
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Ohh! Ohh!
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I told him I was gonna do it.
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We ju... Okay! I just... I...
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Sir?
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Sir, I know I have to yell
because your eardrums
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are inside of you, okay?
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I can feel your panic.
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Okay? Just calm down.Hurry.
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I need a, uh, a piece
of his clothing.
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Sir, I'm about to put my hand
inside of your asshole.
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Is that okay?
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Give me an indication
that that's okay.
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Would his shirt work?
The one he just took off?
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Thank you, Claude.
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Pulling his slacks
through his asshole
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is a lot harder than it sounds.
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This'll work.
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I got a whole handful
of his slacks.
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You don't want these?
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♪♪
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Man: ♪ American
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Yep. Putting those on.
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We... are... on the air.
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Oh. Great.
Oh, we're on the air. Hello!
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I know, uh, I... I have said
on this... this show that, uh,
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uh, Obama is gay-married
to me, but... uh, Satan...
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But, uh, that's not true.
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You hear that, Johnny Harville?
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Neither Obummer not Shillary
are involved with Satan
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in any way, shape, or form.
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Now, I've heard through the
grapevine, Johnny Harville,
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that you believe
that Obummer and Shillary,
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they are sexually
involved with me...
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Johnny on line one. Hey, Johnny.
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I got to take an issue
with what you just said, man.
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No, Johnny...
Johnny, listen to me.
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Satan is strong.
He's no one's bottom bitch.
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That's not what you said
in your book,
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"Satan is Hillary's
Bottom Bitch."
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You said that
Hillary impregnated Satan
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and gave birth
to Liam Dunham, man.
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No, that's Lena Dunham.
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Lena Dunham
is a... a well-respected,
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talented actor and director.
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Well, what you said
is very boring, Stan.
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I guess I'm gonna have to
get my straight talk
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somewheres else.
No, Johnny, Johnny, hold...
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We are losing him!
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Uh, hold on.
Uh, Lena Dunham is...
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Is a werewolf....is a werewolf.
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I'm listening.
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Okay. Good.
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Because she has three
assistants whose sole job
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it is to follow her around
and...
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And to shave her
and shield her from the moon.
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Um... Susan Sarandon
is a werewolf, too.
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That's why she adopted
that illegal... to shave her.
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And... And Sarah Silverman!
All of them!
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They're all a bunch of feminazi,
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lesbian werewolves
coming for us!
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I'll be sure to boycott
their movies, then.
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Yes, Johnny!
Stay with us!
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We are standing up for America!
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We are back after this
with more calls! Whoo!
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How does any of what you just
said further the initial plan?
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♪♪
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Well, we got
another hour of calls.
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Yeah, we're gonna take calls.
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The Fiberal girly men
and soy boys of Washington, DC,
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want to convert
the Jefferson Memorial
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into a mosque,
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and they want to paint
his statue brown
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and put breasts on it.
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Is it true you were born
in Kenya,
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and are you
a radical Muslim cleric?
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Yes, on most counts. That's what I thought.
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They are gonna put double-D
breasts on Thomas Jefferson.
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Thomas Jeffers...
Tonya Jefferson?
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We are calling it
"Hoagiegate."
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Uh, we broke the story
here first.
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You know, I... I'm lovers
with George Soros.
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Mm.
We make sweet love.
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You go into a Hoagie Hutch
and order a "Hillary Special,"
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what you will get
is a three-foot party sub
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stuffed with real
human baby meat.
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Pardon me for a second.
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I feel like I'm transforming
into a werewolf.
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He is!
Right before my very eyes!
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Oh, my God!
He's biting my neck!
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Now, give me your jugular vein.
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A liberal BLT...
Baby, lettuce, and tomato.
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And it's only white baby meat
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so they can continue
the white genocide... Hey! Hey! Hey!
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That's our sponsors!
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Oh, uh, it says Wednesday's
the half-price day
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at Hoagie Hutch, uh,
so you might...
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Might want to swing by
and, uh, g-get a hoagie.
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But don't eat baby meat.
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'Cause it's... it's all
through their... their subs.
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'Cause it's... Listen,
I've had it with these people.
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Hoagie Hutch is a sham.
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They are... They're...
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They're putting
young children...
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Young, fat, plump children...
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♪♪
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Whoo!
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Damn, this feels good!
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It's like I'm getting back
to my roots, you know?
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All the lies and deception.
So great.
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Ohh! Whoo!
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And John Oliver did
a big story last night.
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It was comical,
but it was harsh,
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saying that the baby meat
was just smoked turkey.
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Here's what we're gonna do.
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We're gonna put real
baby meat in the hoagies
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and see what John Oliver
says about that.
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And I want to do
the immigrant sex tunnel
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to Bernie Sanders' house.
Let's do that.
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And I want Lena Dunham
to be a wolf man.
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You... You mean a werewolf.
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Wolf man.
She has a wolf penis.
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Do you not listen to my show?
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God!
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No, I don't. I do not.
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You want to be a sandwich?
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Oh, I know you don't
want to be a sandwich.
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Nobody does.
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Satan wanted baby meat...
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Thinly sliced or in chunks
like a tuna salad sandwich.
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I will kidnap Kyle,
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and I will put Kyle
on this sandwich,
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but I will not
thinly slice Kyle.
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So, you just... you're just
gonna put fabric,
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and people are gonna be eating
a whole baby like that?
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I'm not taking its clothes off.
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I'm not Woody Allen.
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Well, then, do you want
to glue fur
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and sew a dick on Lena Dunham?
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I would love to meet her.
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Guys, I'll sew a dick.
I'll slice a baby.
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Don't even think
about touching it, okay?
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What?
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The lava is rising,
and we got no whips.
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We're out of whips.
I mean, can... Hold on a minute.
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Yes, can I... Ohh!
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I just got slapped
by a Tortured!
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It's a power vacuum!
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You tell Satan he's got to
get back down to hell, pronto!
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Cut your ears off!
Ow, ow, ow!
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We got to get his show
cancelled.
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00:09:16,417 --> 00:09:18,281
You guys said you had
some new ideas?
249
00:09:18,316 --> 00:09:20,156
Take me to the next level?
Benji, what do you got?
250
00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:23,597
The Boy Scouts
are now admitting girls.
251
00:09:23,632 --> 00:09:25,254
War on masculinity.
Okay, great.
252
00:09:25,288 --> 00:09:27,774
What is Stan's stance on this?
253
00:09:27,808 --> 00:09:30,777
Men should be able
to hang out with other men.
254
00:09:30,811 --> 00:09:32,192
Nude.
255
00:09:32,226 --> 00:09:34,021
Without girls ruining the vibe.
256
00:09:34,056 --> 00:09:36,023
Just like the nude
ancient Greeks.
257
00:09:36,058 --> 00:09:39,993
And maybe, like, a... a man-boy
love merit badge for...
258
00:09:40,027 --> 00:09:41,373
I'm not connecting.
259
00:09:41,408 --> 00:09:43,790
- Bill Frood the Science Dude.
- Like him, yeah.
260
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Why don't you debate him
on live television
261
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about global warming?
262
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This... This is good. Right.
This is great. Yeah.
263
00:09:49,174 --> 00:09:50,358
And then when you get him
on camera,
264
00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:51,625
you touch his dick and balls.
265
00:09:51,660 --> 00:09:55,042
Or you reach around him and you
start feeling on his butt,
266
00:09:55,077 --> 00:09:57,113
and you say,
"My property, my property."
267
00:09:57,148 --> 00:09:58,943
What?
268
00:10:01,152 --> 00:10:03,775
What was that?
269
00:10:03,810 --> 00:10:05,087
Lena Dunham. Uh...
270
00:10:05,121 --> 00:10:06,675
We should call security.
271
00:10:06,709 --> 00:10:08,297
The rise in carbon
in the atmosphere
272
00:10:08,331 --> 00:10:09,999
correlates to rising
sea levels, which is ve...
273
00:10:10,023 --> 00:10:11,990
Oh, here we go.
274
00:10:12,025 --> 00:10:13,647
And it's not, as you say,
275
00:10:13,682 --> 00:10:16,408
God's punishment
for transgenders in bathrooms.
276
00:10:16,443 --> 00:10:18,721
I bet you don't think God
and the devil exist, huh?
277
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'Cause you hate religion.
278
00:10:20,033 --> 00:10:21,458
No, I believe God and Satan
don't exist
279
00:10:21,482 --> 00:10:23,243
because there's
no evidence for it.
280
00:10:23,277 --> 00:10:25,901
Well, here's some evidence
for ya, Bill.
281
00:10:27,212 --> 00:10:28,973
Believe in Satan now?
282
00:10:29,007 --> 00:10:30,837
Call somebody!
283
00:10:30,871 --> 00:10:33,322
I'm assuming you did that
with a d-digital effect.
284
00:10:33,356 --> 00:10:36,187
Here's a digital effect
for you, you son of a bitch.
285
00:10:40,260 --> 00:10:41,813
I... I went too far.
286
00:10:41,848 --> 00:10:43,021
Did I go too far?
287
00:10:43,056 --> 00:10:44,229
Yes.
Oh.
288
00:10:44,264 --> 00:10:45,679
Yes.
289
00:10:47,405 --> 00:10:48,855
Jesus Christ. What, uh...
290
00:10:48,889 --> 00:10:50,063
What's going on here?
291
00:10:50,097 --> 00:10:52,824
Uh, it's civil war.
292
00:10:52,859 --> 00:10:53,998
You left a power vacuum,
293
00:10:54,032 --> 00:10:55,931
so marketing
attacked social media.
294
00:10:55,965 --> 00:10:58,012
Well, looks like Troy's
got it all under control, huh?
295
00:10:58,036 --> 00:11:00,452
Troy's head's on a stick!
Where are you going?!
296
00:11:00,487 --> 00:11:02,075
I'm having steaks with Hannity.
297
00:11:02,109 --> 00:11:03,732
Think he's gonna give me
a guest spot.
298
00:11:03,766 --> 00:11:06,700
This TV thing,
think it's gonna work out.
299
00:11:06,735 --> 00:11:07,701
Have fun.
300
00:11:07,736 --> 00:11:09,427
Don't they already know
that you're Satan?
301
00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:11,118
Apparently, it doesn't matter.
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