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I'm just looking over your new
contract proposal, here, guys.
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Umm, it says here that you
want to add more horsemen.
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Uhh, fellas, the Bible
specifically states
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that there are four horsemen
of the Apocalypse.
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I can't change the Bible.
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More horsemen would certainly
help the workload.
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Yeah, see, I'm thinking,
what workload,
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because there hasn't been
an apocalypse.
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Yeah, but we're always on call.
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Satan:
Yeah, listen, Famine,
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are you the reason for the mac
and cheese and frozen "lustard"?
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It's frozen custard
for the lactose-intolerance.
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Yeah, but it's listed
under "horse food."
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Our animals crave
a diverse diet.
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Yeah, they seem to crave carbs
and frozen desserts.
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Listen, "so hungry I can eat
a horse" is just an expression.
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You don't have to
literally do it.
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War: We love those horses!
We'd never eat those horses!
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You son of a bitch!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey,
just settle down.
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You know what's good
for stress, War?
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Exercise.
- That's why we put in
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for a horsemen gym,
and a modest spa...
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Who the hell would get
in a hot tub with you?
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You're going to turn it into
a boiling pot of gumbo.
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Dude, I'm Pestilence.
That's what I do.
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And FYI, leprosy
is a pre-existing,
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and you're in a high-risk pool,
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so upgrading your health
insurance policy
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is not gonna happen.
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Listen, I know there's more
to your proposal.
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I just don't have those pages
in front of me...
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because I wiped my ass
with them.
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War: That's it!
We're out of here.
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You've got 48 hours to meet
our demands, or we walk.
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- Well, this one's not walking.
- He's riding a scooter.
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Gentlemen, the Four Horsemen
of the Apocalypse
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have asked for
a higher head count,
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and well, I'm caving in
to their demands.
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You're all being
temporarily re-assigned.
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Satan, I, for one, am thrilled
about this promotion,
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but what's the catch?
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No catch.
I just thought you guys
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could use a change of scenery.
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And you will have to vote
the way I tell you to
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in the upcoming union contract.
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That sounds like a catch.
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What is it with this guy
and the catch?
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There's no catch, Claude.
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It sounds like a ca... I'm sorry.
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Hey, you want to play catch?
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You want to play catch?
Hey, somebody... catch!
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What's the matter? Your dad
never played catch with you?
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♪♪
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Pestilence:
New horsemen.
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Ha ha ha.
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He caved to our demands.
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Welcome. Welcome.
Welcome.
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This is so great.
Welcome.
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Don't touch me, okay?
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Yeah, don't you come near me.
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Follow me, dudes.
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This way.
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To the new horsemen!
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Looks like someone
humped Pestilence.
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Yeah.
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You I dub Racial Profiling.
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You I dub Wealth Disparity.
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Ignorant Tweetstorm.
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Climate Change Denier.
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And Eddie, we saw how brilliant
you were at shoveling shit.
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Can we stop feeding the horses
mac and cheese?
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I mean, look at this!
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On behalf of the original
four, I brand you
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The Squire of
the End Times Stable.
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Oh, my God!
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I can't believe it!
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You're not using a real brand,
are you?
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Ahh!
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Benji:
Do me. Do me.
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Ahh!
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Okay, do not move.
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Do not move.
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You flinched!
Oh, man.
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Now that doesn't look right.
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I'm gonna have to do
the other side.
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- Oh, come on!
- You moved again!
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Turn around.
Let me get your dick, okay?
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♪ Don't wanna stand on
no picket line ♪
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♪ But I'll do it
for these friends of mine ♪
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♪ When the boss man, Satan,
squeezes a dime ♪
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♪ I'll stand together
with the men of the equine ♪
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♪ The sun won't turn black
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♪ And the moon
won't turn blood ♪
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♪ And sinners won't be swept up
in the mighty flood ♪
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♪ We ain't gonna ride
with Beelzebub ♪
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♪ Unless we get a new gym
complete with hot tub ♪
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♪ So, point me the way
to the picket line ♪
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♪ I'm a union demon
till the end times ♪
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♪ And together, we stand,
our interests align ♪
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♪ You won't ever break
the four men of the equine ♪
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All: ♪ The nine men
of equine ♪
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Gentlemen, tomorrow we vote
on a new union contract.
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And tomorrow, he will hear
our mighty union roar.
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Yeah!
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You cut back our entire
horse count to two?
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I think you could put
three or four on a horse.
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I think I've seen that
in movies and things.
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And the personal chef is gone.
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You can eat the same slop
that the horses eat.
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Just standard boilerplate stuff,
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but it's only a third
of my original offer.
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Unacceptable.
We vote.
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All in favor of Satan's
ridiculous contract proposal,
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raise your hands.
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Satan:
Oh, it's four to four.
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Gary, I do think
you were telling me
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the other day how much in favor
of this new proposal you were.
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Gary?
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There we go.
We have a majority. Great.
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I should have known
this was a big scam.
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You're all sons of bitches!
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Horsemen, ha!
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More like whores, man.
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- Yeah.
- Benji!
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You look just like
what you are...
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One big scab.
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♪ Saying sorry
just can't convey ♪
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♪ Just how sorry
I am today ♪
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Give me that guitar!
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We're walking off the job,
Satan, effective now.
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So good luck if
the Apocalypse happens.
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Satan:
Leave that flaming sword!
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Good luck.
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Dust off the résumés.
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Bye-bye, now.
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You guys still here?
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Let's go! Come on!
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Put this stuff on.
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Get to work.
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They're, like, right outside.
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I don't know how
to ride a horse.
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♪♪
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Dizzay: Damn, man. They didn't
even clean up the place
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before they left.
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Oh, shit.
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War left his sword
up against all this hay.
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It's got to be some kind
of fire code violation!
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Ahh!
- Get it out.
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It's too hot.
You get it out.
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I'm War, and I demand
the sword out now!
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I'm War, and I command you,
as my second lieutenant,
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to get the sword out now!
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Gary, as War, I demand it now.
Sword!
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I will gratefully ask
that you prostate yourself.
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Come over here,
grab this sword, and get to...
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Give me the sword now.
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Exactly.
Take it out now!
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I will do it
because I want to do it!
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That is so bad!
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What the hell?
Mosquitoes!
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Someone lead me to
an eye-wash station?
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Fire!
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Fire!
Fire!
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I still...
I still have the chills.
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Claude: So, we've been here
roughly 10 minutes.
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We've burned down the stables,
the horses have run off,
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and the locusts are gonzo.
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Nice.
- Stop it, Benji.
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Does that manual say
anything about sick days?
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What'd you say?
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- Never mind.
- What?
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Never mind. What did you say?
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Benji, what are you saying?
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You're mumbling.
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Yo, yo, yo, yo,
I found the horses.
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Does the manual say anything
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about the horses
running into the lava?
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You've got to be kidding me
with this.
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The Apocalypse
is gonna happen right now,
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and we're not gonna
have our horses.
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It's been 2,000 years.
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You really think the Apocalypse
is happening right now, Gary?
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What do you think that is?
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Shit, it's the Apocalypse alarm!
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You've got to be kidding me!
Get me the flaming sword!
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I'm War!
Get me the flaming sword!
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I am War! I am War!
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Judgment Day has arrived!
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May the scourge of your sins
reign down upon you...
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Where are my... the locusts?
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Gary:
Don't start it yet!
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Claude: Ow.
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This doesn't look apocalyptic.
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Don't worry. They're coming.
It's gonna look good.
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It's, like, supposed to be
dark skies and volcanoes.
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Thank you for joining us.
- Okay.
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Jesus is coming any second.
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I'm gonna look like a idiot!
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Come on!
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Gary: Okay.
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Okay.
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- What is this?
- It's Benji.
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I got all the bigger pieces
that I could get together
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after he rotted apart.
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I guess the penis
didn't make the cut.
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Where's my global pandemic?
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Are we just going to, like, wipe
Benji on a bunch of door knobs?
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Is that's what's going on?
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We kind of assumed you
would tell us what to do.
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This isn't Revelation, Claude.
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Do I have to
micromanage everything?
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You've got to be kidding me.
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We pulled the alarm.
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If this had been
a real apocalypse,
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you'd have been screwed,
buddy boy.
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He's got a point, buddy boy.
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That certainly was a pathetic
display of incompetence.
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Speak for yourself.
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I don't speak for myself
anymore.
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♪♪
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I vote union.
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So does Benji.
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Okay. Fine.
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You showed me.
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Let's have a meeting tomorrow,
Horsemen.
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I will present you with a
brand-new contract proposal.
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♪♪
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Satan:
My final offer.
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♪♪
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What is this? It's just a
picture of some weird guy
holding his dick.
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See, because that's
what I'm offering you...
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Dick.
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You're all being replaced
with immigrant labor and robots.
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They don't eat, sleep, or shit,
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and they can run up
to 80 miles an hour.
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Mexicans can do that?
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Satan:
I don't think those horsemen
jobs are coming back, fellas,
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so hit the bricks.
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Vamanos.
- Fine.
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We're going on strike again.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Everybody lock arms. Lock arms.
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Metaphorically.
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Actually, I think I'm gonna
transfer back into marketing.
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Yeah. I'm gonna go back
to being whipped
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if that's cool with you guys.
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Come on, Benji.
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I just...
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Can we transfer
into marketing, too?
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Well, I don't know. Do you have
any experience in that field?
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00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:54,067
Well, we co... No, not really.
253
00:10:54,101 --> 00:10:57,657
Being a horseman used to be
a good job down here!
254
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I... I could maybe get you jobs
in, like, web development.
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What's a web?
256
00:11:02,765 --> 00:11:05,319
And how can we develop it?
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Well, I'll tell you what.
There's power in a union.
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♪ Well...
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