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Hi, I'm Benji.
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And those of you who know me
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know I'm crazy about young boys.
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But that doesn't
impact my ability
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to sexually harass women
in the workplace.
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Hey, Becky.
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That's a dynamite
pantsuit.
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Well, thank you.
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Practice with me.
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Say "Do you need a man's help,
sugar boobs?"
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All: Do you need a man's help,
sugar boobs?
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Why don't you let me help you
unfasten that bra,
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so you can better see
the pornographic picture
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I just sent you?
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I would like equal pay
for equal work.
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Geez, is it that time
of the month already?
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Now fetch me some coffee,
Becky.
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I'm done with you
sexually.
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Okay.
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Any
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Why are we
watching this video?
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There's no women
around here.
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Times are changing, Gary.
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Women are just as capable as men
in the workplace.
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So I'm bringing in some stupid
bimbos to work with you guys.
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Any other questions?
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Yeah, William?
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My teeth
are falling out.
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That's more of a statement,
William.
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Hi, I'm Claude,
Satan's number two.
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Got you a welcome gift.
"Leaves of Grass."
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It's a collection of poems
by Walt Whitman.
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Walt's actually down here,
'cause he's gay.
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If you ever want to meet him,
I have an in.
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His poems are so, uh, sensual,
don't you think?
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I also got you
a bookmark.
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Safety first.
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Ahh!
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Hey, sweetheart.
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Are you looking for
a chair?
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Let me clear some space
so you can sit down.
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Whoa! Shot down!
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Hi, honey.
I'm Troy.
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You got a burger
to go with that shake?
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Your mother
sucks ding-dongs in Hell!
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What? You're right.
She does,
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and I should go
call her right now.
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Who's been digging into
the pork wall?
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Haazim, I thought you guys
were Muslims.
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Do I got to smell
people's breath?
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You did.
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I did this?
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It's taken you many months,
but this is almost all you.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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I just want to
motorboat it.
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You guys are the luckiest group
of people in this whole place.
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Ah, man, hi!
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You must be one of
the new girls.
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It's lovely to meet you.
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I hope everything's
settling in okay.
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Well, righty-duty, let me know
if you need anything.
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Holy shit!
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You walk this way,
I'm gonna walk that way.
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All right?
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We will fix this!
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Mama Leony!
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I am not stalking you.
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You go that way,
I'm gonna go this way.
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Ah, man!
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Fu--
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Leave me alone!
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Where is she?
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Where's she gonna be?
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Oh, my sweet brisket!
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Ah, man!
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You want some?
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Please don't kill me!
Please!
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Whoo!
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Whoo!
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Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Let's do it again.
Start from the top.
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Your mother sucks ding-dongs
in Hell.
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Your mother sucks ding-dongs
in Hell.
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Your mother sucks ding-dongs
in Hell.
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Your mother sucks ding-dongs
in Hell...
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**
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Stop it, Troy.
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What are you doing?
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You touched my penis
with your foot.
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I'm not doing nothin'.
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Your mother sucks ding-dongs
in Hell.
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Your mother sucks ding-dongs
in Hell.
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Your mother sucks ding-dongs
in Hell.
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Your mother sucks ding-dongs
in Hell.
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Thank you, Regan,
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for that very
enlightening
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and informative presentation
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on what everybody's mothers
have been doing,
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down here in Hell.
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I got nothing out of that.
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How are you
ladies settling in?
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Claude touched you?
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Wait, no!
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Uh, she touched me first.
She melted my hand.
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I was just helping her
set up her e-mail.
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Just he--
Oh, Claude.
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Poetry
and colored condoms?
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Gentlemen, I did a whole
presentation on this,
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and inter-office romance
is strictly forbidden.
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Well, I have
a bombshell to drop.
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Gary moved the copier
in front of his cube
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so that he and Lee --
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G-Gary,
what's he talking about?
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I don't know. I don't know
what he's talking about, Satan!
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And now he's smoking,
and I find it disgusting.
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Gary's right, Claude.
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Please take the smoking
down to the loading dock.
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He thinks we're gonna have
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inter-office romance
with that thing?
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Say it again!
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Say it again!
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Call her a thing again!
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Call "her" a thing again!
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Who wants it?!
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Ohhh,
here comes the soup.
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We can all hear every word
that's coming out of your mouth!
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Mind your own business!
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I'm only in here.
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I'm filing difficult stuff
with my coworker.
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Filing your dick under
the folder marked vagina?
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You're really distracting me
in a bad way, Troy.
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I love you, too.
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I really do.
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But I think
we're moving too fast.
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You're moving too fast.
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You are literally
an unseeable blur.
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That's so cool!
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Where is that?
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Is that
where you live?
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Whoa! I'm in the TV!
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I'm a movie star!
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I-I just want to try something.
I want to try something!
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Am I doing it?
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* Ooh, ooh
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* Ooh, ooh, ooh
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I can still hear you
through the TV!
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Hit mute, Troy!
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Uh, you wanted to see me?
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Gary, get in here!
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You must be Lee.
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Been seeing her
around the office.
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Troy tells me that you two
are living together,
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inside a shack,
inside your television?!
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I'm sorry.
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I'm so sorry.
Don't blame Lee.
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She's got nothing to do with it.
I talked her into it.
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And I'm just --
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Yeah, I'm --
I'm -- I'm -- I'm --
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I'm not sorry.
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What?
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I'm your most valued employee,
right?
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I can't even,
I cannot do this...
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Lee and I are a platonic team
together and we...
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We're dating.
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Go on and date her.
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-I don't give a shit.
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You got some real balls on you,
Gary.
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Yes,
they are very swollen.
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Yeah, they are.
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I think I sat on a bee.
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They do look bigger,
right?
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Listen, I didn't care
about you two hooking up.
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I just said
no inter-office romance
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because she's got
that curse, you know?
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What curse?
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The curse where you get
elephantitis of the nut-sac
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when you have sex with her.
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But we can be open
about dating each other?
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Oh, my gosh, of course!
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Send out the invitations!
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Yes! We did it!
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I love you, baby.
Oh, ah, okay, all right.
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I got like, accidentally hard
and it makes them hurt worse.
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* Having a barbecue
this weekend, y'all *
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Lee and I are having a bit of
a housewarming this weekend
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inside the TV,
where we bone.
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I really hope you can stop by,
Claude.
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Lee can
pull you through the TV
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if she doesn't melt
the rest of you first.
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If I do come,
I'll take Troy's TV.
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Troy has a TV?
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Yeah.
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That's really interesting.
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Oh, wow, Troy.
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That's a pretty big TV.
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What is that,
a 50
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Yeah.
Something like that.
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That's pretty big.
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You gonna come by
the barbecue on Saturday?
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Yeah, I think I'm gonna be
pretty busy that day, Gary.
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That's really weird.
You never turn down a party.
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And normally
somebody turns around
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when somebody's
talking to them.
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I knew I saw you
buying a hoodie!
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We were gonna tell you
after the barbecue.
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You son of a bitch!
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Oooh!
You took her for granted!
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You don't know what I do!
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Oh, mamacita!
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...any respect!
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Try!
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Ohh, sha poy!
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The poy got it!
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Everybody makes mistakes,
Lee.
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Can you ever forgive me for
not satisfying you sexually?
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I can get better at it.
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I can push more, I can...
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* Ooh, ooh
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* Ooh
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Oh, hey, hey, hey!
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Where's the barbecue,
boys?
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00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:09,309
Well, I guess
it's been canceled.
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Canceled?
Why?
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Take a look.
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They're really trying to
work it out there, aren't they?
228
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And I had these prop balls made
to mess with Gary.
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Troy, do you mind?
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I can probably
get up if --
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Benji,
cups all around.
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A toast,
to Gary and Lee.
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So, has anybody hit on that
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your-mother-sucks-ding-dongs
in
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What time did we tell everybody
to get here?
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My ass and testicles
are blocking the door.
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Can you open a portal
to another TV?
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Not Troy's.
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What did we talk about?
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We gonna backtrack
on all the work we did?
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I'm not burning them.
This is a char.
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I'm releasing
the natural sugars.
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I don't need you to
backseat cook me, okay?
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It's really weird that
nobody's wailing on
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00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,562
my defenseless testicles
right now.
246
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Oh, here it comes!
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00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:05,332
Oh, God, they're starting.
248
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Ow, ow, ow!
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Oh, my nuts!
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My damn nuts!
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I am burning these.
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