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[ GUITAR STRUMMING ]
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>> THAT'S JUST WHAT CITIES ARE
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FOR, AIN'T IT?
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DANCIN' IN THE STREETS!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT YOU COULD USE
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IN THIS HAIR?
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MAYONNAISE.
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YEAH, GET SOME LIFE BACK INTO
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IT.
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I MEAN, YOU COULD SAVE THE
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EARTH, BUT YOU COULD STILL LOOK
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PRETTY.
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MAYBE WEAR A PUSH-UP BRA.
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>> WHO ARE YOU?
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>> I'M GARY.
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YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME?
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CRAZY GARY?
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YOU WORSHIPPED ME AT THE WICCAN
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FESTIVAL?
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>> OH, GARY!
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>> YEAH!
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RIGHT?
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YEAH! JESUS CHRIST.
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[ Distorted voice ] HOW MANY
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BROWNIES DID YOU EAT?
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>> I LOVE LEFTOVER SALMON.
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SURE, YES.
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THE TUNES ARE ROCKIN'.
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BUT THE LEAD SINGER -- I MEAN,
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SAFE TO SAY YOU'RE HAVING A
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LITTLE BIT OF BOY TROUBLE?
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I LOVE VINCE HERMAN.
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>> EW!
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>> WE'RE JUST, LIKE, DESTINED TO
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BE TOGETHER, MAN.
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>> YES, AND PEOPLE KEEP TRYING
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TO TEAR YOU APART.
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YEAH.
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IF ONLY VINCE HERMAN COULD MAYBE
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GET TO KNOW YOU, YOU KNOW?
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THE RE YOU.
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>> I'VE GOT TO KILL
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VINCE HERMAN SO NO ONE ELSE CAN
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HAVE HIM.
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>> THAT'S MY GIRL!
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YES!
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YES!
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>> OH, THE SHOW'S STARTING!
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>> NO, NO, NO, LOOK.
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HERE, USE THIS, USE THIS!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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>> WHOA.
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>> WHA?!
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ALL RIGHT, SO YOU GET OUT THERE,
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ALL RIGHT?
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>> YEAH, I GOT TO GO WATCH.
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>> JUST REMEMBER -- WHEN SALMON
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KICKS INTO
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"STEAM POWERED AEREOPLANE," YOU
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SHOW VINCENT HERMAN YOUR LOVE
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IS REAL.
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>> WHO?
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>> HE'S THE GUY WITH THE
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MICROPHONE.
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JUST GO GET 'EM, GIRL!
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I'M PROUD OF YOU!
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[ BEEPING ]
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>> EDDIE, HEY, IT'S BEEN THREE
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DAYS.
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IT'S MY TURN, ALL RIGHT?
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>> THIS IS MINE!
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>> WHERE'S MY WALLET?
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WHERE'S MY WALLET?
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DID I LEAVE IT IN MY OTHER
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PANTS?
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>> GARY!
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HUG IT OUT, BITCH! COME ON!
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>> "ENTOURAGE"!
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>> * OH, YEAH
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>> YEAH, THAT'S MY CELLPHONE
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RING, YEAH.
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>> SUCH A GOOD SHOW.
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>> YEAH.
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>> UH, YOU GET REVIEWED YET?
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>> OH, THAT'S LATER THIS WEEK.
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I DON'T WANT TO JINX IT, BUT,
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UH...
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I THINK I'M GONNA GET SOME
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FINGER LIGHTNING.
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>> THAT LEFTOVER TUNA DEAL MUST
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HAVE PUT YOU OVER THE TOP, HUH?
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>> YOU TALKING ABOUT
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LEFTOVER SALMON?
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YEAH, THEY'RE LIKE TOP TWO
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HIPPIE JAM BANDS NAMED AFTER A
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FISH.
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>> NOOOOOOOO!
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WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!
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>> TRYING TO HAVE A
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CONVERSATION.
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>> [ SCREAMS ]
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>> RIGHT. WELL, I'D LOVE TO SEE
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WHAT YOU COOKED UP, MAN.
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WHEN I DID THAT METALLICA THING,
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IT WAS A LOGISTICAL NIGHTMARE.
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>> WHAT METALLICA THING?
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>> OH, MAN, PYRO SET THE
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BLEACHERS ON FIRE.
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THE STAGE COLLAPSED.
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10,000 SOULS FOR THE BIG MAN.
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IT WAS OFF THE HIZZY, FOR
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SHIZZY, MY NIZZY!
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NO OFFENCE TO BLACK PEOPLE.
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>> UM, MY GUY IS POINTING A
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CROSSBOW AT THE WORLD LEADER OF
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PROG-FUSION WASHBOARD AS WE
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SPEAK, SO...
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>> CROSSBOW?
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YEAH, CROSSBOW, YEAH.
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SILENT KILLER.
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>> IT'S NOT DONE YET?
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>> OH, WELL, THE CHESS PIECES
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ARE ALL IN PLACE, MY FRIEND, AND
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THIS GUYS ABOUT TO BE
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BOBBY FISCHER UP IN THIS
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BI-I-- AAAAAAH!
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[ SCREECHES ]
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[ PANTING ]
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I AM GARY OF THE 17th CIRCLE OF
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THE HADES ANNEX, ASSOCIATE
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INCUBUS IN TRAINING.
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YOUR WISH IS MY PLEASURE.
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NOW, HOW THE [BLEEP] DID YOU
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SUMMON ME?!
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>> I FOUND THIS WALLET AT THE
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SALMON SHOW.
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>> "CRAWLING HITCHHIKER"!
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YEAH! YEAH!
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[ HUMMING ]
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SALMON!
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THAT'S MINE.
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HEY, THANKS FOR DOING ME A
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SOLID, BRO.
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THAT WOULD BE -- THAT WOULD BE
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AWESOME -- HA!
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GRR! YEAH!
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>> SO, WHAT DOES THIS SUMMON
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WORD MEAN?
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>> NOTHING, YOU KNOW?
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YOU CAN JUST TOSS IT.
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I MEAN, YOU COULD SAY IT, BUT IT
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DOESN'T, UH...
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IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU KNOW?
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BUT I COULD JUST TOSS IT FOR
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YOU IF YOU WANT.
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>> NO, NOPE.
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>> NO? NO?
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THAT'S FINE.
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AIN'T NOTHING BUT A THING, BRO.
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SEE YOU AROUND.
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[ URINATING ]
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>> YOU'RE CLINCHING.
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GOT TO RELA--
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>> DUDE, YOU DO YOUR JOB.
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I'LL DO MINE, ALL RIGHT?
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>> I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU
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OUT.
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>> HEY! HEY!
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LISTEN! HURRY UP!
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I NEED YOU TO GO TO MY DESK.
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I NEED YOU TO LOG IN AS ME,
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OKAY?
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I NEED YOU TO CHANGE MY SUMMON
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WORD TO ANYTHING ELSE THAN
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"SUMMONWORD"!
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>> YOUR SUMMON WORD IS
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"SUMMONWORD"?
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>> SHUT UP.
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>> YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CHANGE
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THAT EVERY SIX WEEKS, GARY!
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HURRY UP, ALREADY!
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WHAT, DID YOU DRINK A GALLON OF
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MILK?!
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WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
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AAH!
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AAH! AAH!
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DAMN IT!
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>> SO, I THINK I KNOW WHAT
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"SUMMONWORD" MEANS.
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>> HOW ABOUT THIS?
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YOU GIVE ME THAT CARD BACK, OR
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO?
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I'M GONNA EAT YOUR FIRSTBORN.
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>> SPIN YOUR HEAD AROUND.
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>> MMM!
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>> WHOA!
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>> FINE. WE HAPPY?
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YOU DONE HERE?
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BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!
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>> JUSTIN, CHECK THIS OUT!
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SPIN YOUR HEAD AGAIN.
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JUST KEEP DOING IT UNTIL I SAY
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WHEN.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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WHAT FUN!
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EVERYONE LOVES A SHOW.
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ALL RIGHT, WE'VE ALL SEEN IT.
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CAN WE SHUT IT DOWN?
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>> WHOA.
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SPIN YOUR BUTT, DUDE.
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>> I CANNOT SPIN MY BUTT.
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>> WELL, WHAT CAN YOU DO?
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>> YOU SPIN YOUR BUTT.
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OKAY, GUYS, UM...
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HERE'S THE DEAL.
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OKAY, THE WORD YOU HAVE IS A
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VERY POWERFUL THING, AND I WILL
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GET IN SOME FOR REAL TROUBLE AT
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MY WORK.
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DEMON, I COMMAND THEE -- GET US
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BEER, AS YOUR RULER, BITCH.
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>> YEAH, I'LL SPIN YOUR HEAD.
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SPIN YOUR HEAD CLEAN OFF YOUR
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SHOULDERS.
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SEE HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT.
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YEAH?
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JUST GO ALL, "YEAH, YOU WANT TO
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GET YOUR --"
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AH-HA-HA.
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OH.
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OH. [ CHUCKLES ]
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OH, I NEED A DRINK.
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AAH!
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>> WHAT ARE YOU --
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YOU'RE DRINKING BEER?
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SATAN'S BEEN UP AND DOWN THE
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HALL ASKING ABOUT YOU --
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>> GARY, WHERE THE [BLEEP] ARE
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YOU?!
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I'LL FIND YOU, YOU LITTLE
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[BLEEP]
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>> I LOST MY S-WORD, MAN.
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I JUST GOT TO CHANGE MY S-WORD.
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JUST CHANGE MY S-WORD.
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>> I CAN'T CHANGE YOUR S-WORD
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WITHOUT MANAGER APPROVAL.
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>> MANAGER APPROVAL?
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THAT IS --
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SATAN IS OUR MANAGER!
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>> OKAY. RELAX.
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RELAX. BRO!
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>> I'M TRYING TO RELAX!
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>> RELAX, OKAY?
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GET THE KID TO SMOKE THIS WEED.
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IT WILL ERASE HIS MIND.
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THEN YOU STEAL BACK YOUR
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SUMMON WORD.
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>> OH, HELL, YEAH.
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THERE'S SOME STINKY-ASS NUGS IN
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THIS BONG.
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GET HIM TO FORK OVER HIS SOUL IN
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THE BARGAIN.
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>> YEAH.
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AAH!
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>> YO! MOOSE KNUCKLE!
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WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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>> YEAH, BRO.
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AND EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT'S WRONG
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WITH THIS ESSAY.
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"THE POEMS OF MAYA ANGE...
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LOU"?
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>> YOU SAID YOU WANTED IT TO BE
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12 PAGES.
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>> NOT IN 72-POINT FONT, BRO!
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I CAN'T TURN THIS IN!
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>> JUST CHILL OUT, NERDS!
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AND CHECK OUT WHAT THE G-MAN'S
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BROUGHT TO THE PARTY, BROS.
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YEAH!
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IT'S A BONG.
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[ MOCK INHALING ]
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>> YEAH!
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>> DUDE, YEAH.
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>> I LOVE YOU, GARY!
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>> YEAH, DUDE, I'M SO WASTED.
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AW, YEAH, BUT I DON'T WANT TO
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BOGART THIS JOINT ANY LONGER.
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SO...
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>> I WANTED TO GIVE YOU BACK
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YOUR WALLET.
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>> WHAT?
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>> YEAH.
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>> WITH THE S-WORD, TOO!
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>> YEAH.
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>> DUDE!
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>> YEAH.
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I THOUGHT I'D FORGET IT SO I GOT
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IT TATTOOED RIGHT THERE.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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>> TAKE THE LEG.
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TAKE THE LEG.
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TAKE THE LEG!
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>> WHAT IS YOUR CLIPBOARD FOR?
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>> WHAT?
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HUH?
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>> THE CLIPBOARD!
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WHY?
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>> OH, UM, IT'S A...
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PETITION AGAINST THE DRILLING...
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OF PANDAS FOR...OIL.
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>> OH, YEAH.
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WE HEARD ABOUT THAT.
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>> GOOD, BECAUSE THE MEDIA'S
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REALLY TRYING TO COVER IT UP --
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THE DRILLING OF BEARS.
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SO YOU SHOULD GIVE THAT A SIGN.
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>> OH, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
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>> YEAH, KEEP SIGNING IT.
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YEAH, BOTH OF YOU.
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>> HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, DUDE.
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>> SAVE THE PANDAS!
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>> THAT'S NOT PAPER.
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IT'S SKIN.
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>> OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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YOU HAVE TO USE THE, UH, SKIN --
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THE SKIN FROM THE BEARS -- IN
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THE PAPER.
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BUT YOU JUST HANG ON THERE.
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HOLD THAT THOUGHT, ALL RIGHT?
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YEAH, TALK TO ME.
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>> GARY, I DID IT.
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I CHANGED YOUR SUMMON WORD.
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>> YEAH! YEAH!
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CLAUDE, YOU'RE THE MAN! YEAH!
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>> I MADE IT SIMPLE.
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IT'S YOUR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
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AND THE YEAR YOU WERE BORN.
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ALL RIGHT, SO...SCHMICKLER83.
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GOT IT.
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LET ME JUST WRITE THAT DOWN.
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>> SHOULDN'T REALLY NEED TO
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WRITE IT DOWN.
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IT'S MAIDEN NAME AND YEAR YOU
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WERE BORN.
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>> HERE WE GO.
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>> DEMON, I COMMAND THEE TO GET
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ME A FERRARI ENZO FILLED WITH
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$2 MILLION DOLLARS IN SMALL
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BILLS.
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>> I CHANGED MY SUMMON WORD.
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AND YOU'RE CONDEMNED TO HELL,
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'CAUSE THIS WASN'T ABOUT PANDAS
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AT ALL.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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BOO-YAH.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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YEAH.
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>> FOGHORN LEGHORN AND STEWIE
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FROM "FAMILY GUY."
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>> BIG GETS.
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>> YOU STUPID [BLEEP]
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>> LISTEN, LISTEN.
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>> IT'S RIPPED.
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THERE'S A PIECE MISSING.
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WHERE IS IT?
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>> OH, NO, SORRY.
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I GOT THAT.
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THERE'S A HOLE IN MY PANTS.
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AAH!
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OKAY.
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OKAY, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
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UM...
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>> HEY, MAN!
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SPIN IT TO THE BEAT.
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>> OH, COME ON, MAN.
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WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
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AAH!
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>> OH, NO.
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>> DOMINUS SANTI!
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>> OW! OW!
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>> CHRISTI CRUX EST MEA LUX!
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>> OW! OW! STOP IT!
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HOW DID YOU GET MY SUMMON WORD?
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>> LEFTOVER SALMON MESSAGE
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BOARDS!
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DIOS DONATE --
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>> AAH!
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>> GARY.
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GARY!
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DID YOU LOSE YOUR SUMMON WORD
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AGAIN?
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>> NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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I WOULD NEVER DO THAT.
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>> IT SURE LOOKS LIKE IT.
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>> CLAUDE, YOU JUDAS --
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AAH!
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>> HA HA!
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>> HEY! STOP SUMMONING ME!
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ALL RIGHT, IT'S NOT FUNNY --
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AAH!
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AAH!
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PLEASE LET ME STOP.
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PLEASE LET ME STOP!
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AAH!
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PLEASE, DO YOU HAVE AN ASPIRIN?
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[ GROANING ]
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AAH!
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PLEASE!
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PLEASE STOP.
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PLEASE STOP.
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WHY ARE YOU --
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>> HEY, GARY.
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>> OH, HEY, B., WHAT'S GOING ON?
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>> TURNS OUT THAT THERE WAS ONE
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REAL NAME ON YOUR SOUL SHEET.
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>> SWEET.
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>> THIS IS YOUR MOTHER'S MAIDEN
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NAME, RIGHT?
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>> WHAT?
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MOM?
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>> AAAAAAH!
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>> MAMA, NO!
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>> AAAAAAH!
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>> STOP YELLING!
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>> AAH!
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>> STOP YELLING!
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YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME!
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>> AAH!
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SHE'S A TALKER.
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>> * IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT
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>> COME ON! COME ON!
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COME ON! COME ON!
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COME ON!
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COME ON!
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COME ON!
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COME ON! COME ON!
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COME ON!
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>> * I PICK A LITTLE BIT OF
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GUITAR *
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