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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,548 --> 00:00:11,064 (Ryan) So, what do you want to do today? 4 00:00:11,502 --> 00:00:15,502 Um. I think I'm gonna get some work done. Do you mind? 5 00:00:15,907 --> 00:00:18,453 No, I'll get some work done, too. 6 00:00:18,943 --> 00:00:22,943 (Sound of a baby crying in another room) 7 00:00:31,733 --> 00:00:34,887 Are you seriously pretending to be asleep right now? 8 00:00:34,887 --> 00:00:36,033 (Dave) What? 9 00:00:36,033 --> 00:00:38,140 Get up! It's your turn. 10 00:00:38,758 --> 00:00:40,208 I got up at three. 11 00:00:40,550 --> 00:00:41,750 I got up at five. 12 00:00:42,101 --> 00:00:43,581 I went to bed at one. 13 00:00:43,811 --> 00:00:45,581 You were wasting time online. 14 00:00:45,684 --> 00:00:47,424 I was writing! 15 00:00:58,322 --> 00:00:59,302 Hey, hon. 16 00:00:59,902 --> 00:01:01,612 Hey. What're you doing today? 17 00:01:01,642 --> 00:01:03,978 Working. I'm about to head over to Trey's. 18 00:01:03,978 --> 00:01:05,598 You have to be back by, like, 5:30. 19 00:01:05,598 --> 00:01:06,498 I will be. 20 00:01:06,498 --> 00:01:07,648 'kay. 21 00:01:08,238 --> 00:01:10,828 Don't you and Trey ever get sick of each other? 22 00:01:10,828 --> 00:01:12,738 Lisa, he's my brother. 23 00:01:13,862 --> 00:01:17,282 I know, I just miss spending Saturdays with you. 24 00:01:17,513 --> 00:01:21,053 We literally have three scripts due this week, so... 25 00:01:21,887 --> 00:01:23,397 What're you doing here? 26 00:01:23,397 --> 00:01:24,507 Working out. 27 00:01:24,507 --> 00:01:25,597 Are those three pounds? 28 00:01:25,597 --> 00:01:26,867 Yeah. 29 00:01:26,867 --> 00:01:27,748 Can I feel it? 30 00:01:27,826 --> 00:01:29,527 This isn't gonna do anything. 31 00:01:29,527 --> 00:01:31,661 You might as well be standing here, with no weights, just moving your arms back and forth. 32 00:01:31,661 --> 00:01:33,425 Can't believe they sell these things. 33 00:01:33,425 --> 00:01:34,680 Stop it. 34 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:35,660 You can't--no-- 35 00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:37,750 It's for toning. I don't like to sweat. 36 00:01:39,307 --> 00:01:40,857 I love you. 37 00:01:41,585 --> 00:01:42,931 Don't be late! 38 00:01:42,931 --> 00:01:44,021 I won't! 39 00:01:49,701 --> 00:01:52,021 We haven't had sex in a while. 40 00:01:52,464 --> 00:01:53,994 It's bullshit! 41 00:01:54,766 --> 00:01:58,096 (She laughs) Well, we could do something about it right now. 42 00:01:58,234 --> 00:02:00,554 Bree. I'm never gonna say no. 43 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:06,766 Why am I the only one who ever starts the dishwasher? 44 00:02:06,766 --> 00:02:08,612 You didn't start the dishwasher! 45 00:02:08,612 --> 00:02:10,560 (Dave, offscreen) What?! 46 00:02:10,656 --> 00:02:11,636 Nothing. 47 00:02:12,847 --> 00:02:15,699 Here, baby. Gonna sit right there. 48 00:02:19,719 --> 00:02:21,187 Mm-hm. 49 00:02:21,497 --> 00:02:23,635 What's that? 50 00:02:24,775 --> 00:02:26,035 What? 51 00:02:26,365 --> 00:02:27,975 Nice 30-minute shower. 52 00:02:27,975 --> 00:02:29,955 It was 16 minutes. I timed it. 53 00:02:29,955 --> 00:02:33,955 How is it that I can get myself and the kids ready in the same amount of time it takes you to get yourself ready? 54 00:02:33,955 --> 00:02:37,805 Well, remember how we read that men's brains aren't wired for multi-tasking? 55 00:02:37,805 --> 00:02:42,035 Well, how about finishing a single task? Like, you never start the dishwasher. 56 00:02:42,035 --> 00:02:44,015 I start the dishwasher all the time. 57 00:02:44,015 --> 00:02:47,285 You think if you do something once every three weeks, you do it regularly. 58 00:02:47,285 --> 00:02:49,925 Well, once every three weeks IS regularly. 59 00:02:50,044 --> 00:02:52,614 Oh my ga. I want to kill you right now! 60 00:02:52,614 --> 00:02:53,844 (Josh) I'm anxious about tonight. 61 00:02:53,844 --> 00:02:55,234 Why? It's gonna be fun. 62 00:02:55,354 --> 00:02:59,844 It's gonna be awkward as hell. You shouldn't have set it up. 63 00:03:01,854 --> 00:03:05,264 You just, you have to admit, you like to stir the pot. 64 00:03:05,695 --> 00:03:09,244 It was Ginger's suggestion. And Chris was fine with it. 65 00:03:09,910 --> 00:03:16,004 I'll bet. Is he bringing that girl? The one that he cheated with? 66 00:03:16,004 --> 00:03:21,749 No. No. They're each coming alone. They agreed. 67 00:03:22,089 --> 00:03:27,816 Poor Ginger. I'll bet she's still a mess. 68 00:03:27,816 --> 00:03:29,866 (Michelle) I've been thinking about Ginger. 69 00:03:29,866 --> 00:03:31,469 (Dave) Poor Ginger. 70 00:03:31,469 --> 00:03:35,943 I don't think it's a good idea for her to be spending so much time in Texas. 71 00:03:35,943 --> 00:03:41,226 Last time she came back, she'd eaten so much fried food, all she could fit into was her sweatpants. 72 00:03:41,226 --> 00:03:43,655 Jesus. 73 00:03:43,655 --> 00:03:46,884 Marriage is like a business contract. 74 00:03:46,984 --> 00:03:50,834 Each party signs the contract because they're getting certain things out of the deal-- 75 00:03:50,834 --> 00:03:53,994 And when Chris married Ginger, part of the deal was that she was slim and attractive. 76 00:03:53,994 --> 00:03:57,008 Okay, but you shouldn't have to worry about your spouse cheating on you-- 77 00:03:57,008 --> 00:03:59,752 just because you've gained some weight over the years. 78 00:03:59,752 --> 00:04:02,306 SOME weight? 79 00:04:02,306 --> 00:04:07,264 Okay, Ginger's gotten huge. But it's hard for her 'cause she's such a good cook. 80 00:04:07,264 --> 00:04:11,712 I mean, I don't know how Chris stayed so slim all these years. 81 00:04:11,712 --> 00:04:15,252 He's self-disciplined because he's vain. 82 00:04:15,252 --> 00:04:20,002 I always knew he was going to cheat. There's no way a guy who's that good-looking is going to stay faithful. 83 00:04:20,002 --> 00:04:24,103 You sound like you would've cheated with him if you'd had the chance. 84 00:04:24,103 --> 00:04:25,730 Unh-- 85 00:04:25,730 --> 00:04:28,105 Whatever. He was crazy to cheat on her. 86 00:04:28,105 --> 00:04:30,832 She's cool and she cooks, like, a four-course dinner every night. 87 00:04:30,832 --> 00:04:33,599 I mean, who cares about sex when you can eat like a king? 88 00:04:34,609 --> 00:04:37,697 (Ryan) We're not leaving until we own this town. 89 00:04:37,887 --> 00:04:40,873 Not this side, not the Valley. The other side. 90 00:04:40,873 --> 00:04:42,413 I've been thinking about Ginger. 91 00:04:42,413 --> 00:04:44,752 Ah. Poor Ginger. 92 00:04:45,632 --> 00:04:52,713 Then I started thinking about our sisters and your mother and my mother and all the women we know. 93 00:04:52,713 --> 00:04:55,404 And it's like we've seen them all act a little crazy. 94 00:04:55,404 --> 00:04:57,116 Mm. 95 00:04:57,156 --> 00:05:01,310 So, I'm developing this theory. That all women occasionally act nuts. 96 00:05:01,310 --> 00:05:05,464 It's just a question of how nuts--like, where are they on the continuum. 97 00:05:05,464 --> 00:05:09,619 Yeah, well, that's what I like about women. I think it's cool how they can be unpredictable. 98 00:05:09,619 --> 00:05:16,293 It's holding us back. You know, it makes men uncomfortable because they're only used to experiencing one emotion. 99 00:05:16,313 --> 00:05:20,349 Or maybe several. But you know it all funnels down to the same one--anger. 100 00:05:20,349 --> 00:05:22,795 And then they snap and kill their whole family. 101 00:05:22,795 --> 00:05:25,722 So, all men are angry? 102 00:05:25,722 --> 00:05:28,917 Well, what blanket statement can we make about men? 103 00:05:28,917 --> 00:05:33,644 It's what Thoreau said. Most are leading lives of quiet desperation. 104 00:05:33,644 --> 00:05:36,869 You know, they go to work and they help with the kids and they take out the trash 105 00:05:36,869 --> 00:05:40,804 And then they go to work and they help with the kids and they take out the trash... 106 00:05:40,804 --> 00:05:42,713 And the whole time? They're daydreaming. 107 00:05:42,713 --> 00:05:47,802 About being big and important and powerful and screwing Scarlett Johansson. Or whoever. 108 00:05:48,242 --> 00:05:50,042 I'll buy that. 109 00:05:50,042 --> 00:05:52,102 You want to have sex with Scarlett Johansson? 110 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:55,371 No, I meant I buy your theory, overall. 111 00:05:55,641 --> 00:05:58,270 (Bree) You don't want to have sex with her? 112 00:05:58,270 --> 00:06:00,813 I don't find her attractive. 113 00:06:00,863 --> 00:06:02,376 Right! 114 00:06:02,396 --> 00:06:06,362 Believe it or not, when I fantasize about having sex, it's with you. 115 00:06:06,362 --> 00:06:08,117 Always? 116 00:06:09,047 --> 00:06:11,441 You never imagine yourself having sex with anyone but me? 117 00:06:11,441 --> 00:06:15,894 And you never imagine yourself having sex with anybody but me? 118 00:06:16,624 --> 00:06:19,398 I wish neither one of us were ever attracted to anyone else. 119 00:06:19,398 --> 00:06:24,188 It IS like that. Mostly. Seriously. 120 00:06:24,188 --> 00:06:33,093 It's like everything is built on a foundation of little white lies. We're living in a house of cards. 121 00:06:38,383 --> 00:06:41,452 Who needs four cars?! 122 00:06:41,452 --> 00:06:45,044 I know. I guess they haven't heard about the fossil fuel situation. 123 00:06:45,044 --> 00:06:47,710 Michelle. We drive an SUV and a station wagon. 124 00:06:47,710 --> 00:06:49,581 Yeah, but our next cars are going to be hybrids. 125 00:06:49,581 --> 00:06:52,669 Oh, well, we can start judging people once we get them. 126 00:06:52,669 --> 00:06:54,164 'kay. 127 00:06:54,384 --> 00:06:56,418 (Dave) You should find out if he's hiring. 128 00:06:56,418 --> 00:06:57,117 (Michelle) Ugh. 129 00:06:57,137 --> 00:06:58,916 (Dave) You haven't staffed in three seasons. 130 00:06:58,916 --> 00:07:01,402 (Michelle) He's a hack. And his brother's a clown. 131 00:07:01,422 --> 00:07:04,093 A hack and a clown... 132 00:07:06,313 --> 00:07:08,963 You know that one of their episodes is up for an Emmy? 133 00:07:08,963 --> 00:07:10,331 Really? 134 00:07:10,331 --> 00:07:16,575 I can guarantee they didn't write it though. In TV, everybody on staff contributes to every episode. 135 00:07:16,755 --> 00:07:20,885 Well. This hack is 30 years old and owns a house that costs-- 136 00:07:20,885 --> 00:07:22,840 $2.5. 137 00:07:23,020 --> 00:07:25,544 Oh my god. 138 00:07:25,644 --> 00:07:26,734 Hi! 139 00:07:26,984 --> 00:07:28,252 Heeeey!!! 140 00:07:28,912 --> 00:07:30,780 (Music plays) 141 00:07:36,190 --> 00:07:39,719 They never hear us because this house is so big. 142 00:07:41,214 --> 00:07:43,018 Lisa? 143 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:45,322 Josh? 144 00:07:49,922 --> 00:07:54,456 Art. I guess they're collecting now. 145 00:07:54,566 --> 00:07:58,944 That fucker. He's just over here printing money. 146 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:05,871 (Bree) Hello? 147 00:08:06,321 --> 00:08:08,060 (Ryan) Hello? 148 00:08:12,110 --> 00:08:12,908 Hi! 149 00:08:13,038 --> 00:08:15,010 Hi! How are you? 150 00:08:15,020 --> 00:08:17,174 Really good! How are you guys? 151 00:08:17,174 --> 00:08:19,058 Good to see you! 152 00:08:19,058 --> 00:08:21,022 Glad you could make it finally. 153 00:08:21,022 --> 00:08:23,901 We can stay out late, my mom's babysitting for us, thank you. 154 00:08:23,901 --> 00:08:25,303 Yes! 155 00:08:25,303 --> 00:08:27,169 I am going to drink my ass off. 156 00:08:27,169 --> 00:08:29,656 No, it's your turn to get up with Emma and Chloe tomorrow. 157 00:08:29,766 --> 00:08:32,642 Wow. I bet you guys can't wait to have kids, right? 158 00:08:32,642 --> 00:08:33,521 (Josh laughs) 159 00:08:33,551 --> 00:08:36,661 No, you have to do it. Seriously, it's the best thing that ever happened to me. 160 00:08:36,731 --> 00:08:39,837 Actually, we're trying to get pregnant, so... 161 00:08:40,067 --> 00:08:42,307 Yeah, I could be good without kids, but... whatever. 162 00:08:42,337 --> 00:08:45,588 What're you talking about? You totally thought that baby was so cute at the barbecue. 163 00:08:45,588 --> 00:08:50,579 All babies are cute. That's their thing. But is that any reason to make an irreversible decision? 164 00:08:50,579 --> 00:08:53,858 Well, if you didn't want to have kids, we shouldn't have gotten married. 165 00:08:54,358 --> 00:08:55,462 Nice. 166 00:08:55,462 --> 00:08:57,363 What? I'm just saying. 167 00:08:57,363 --> 00:08:59,886 We're gonna tackle the big issues tonight! 168 00:09:01,189 --> 00:09:03,587 (Ryan) So, where's Ginger and Chris? 169 00:09:03,587 --> 00:09:08,427 (Lisa) I told them not to come until 7:30, so that we could have some time to discuss the situation. 170 00:09:08,427 --> 00:09:09,860 (Josh) The puppet master. 171 00:09:09,860 --> 00:09:11,501 (Lisa) Stop calling me that. 172 00:09:11,501 --> 00:09:13,907 Wow. That picture is amazing. 173 00:09:14,347 --> 00:09:15,872 They got another TV? 174 00:09:16,492 --> 00:09:18,108 Check it out. 175 00:09:22,158 --> 00:09:24,406 Sloppy already. 176 00:09:24,686 --> 00:09:27,547 So. Chris and Ginger are coming together? 177 00:09:27,547 --> 00:09:29,773 No. Separately. 178 00:09:30,263 --> 00:09:32,231 What was she doing in Texas? 179 00:09:32,271 --> 00:09:35,810 I have no idea because she's not on Facebook. 180 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:38,898 People who aren't on Facebook think they're so cool. 181 00:09:39,066 --> 00:09:40,746 No offense, Bree. 182 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:43,739 But really it's just a huge pain in the ass for anybody who loves them-- 183 00:09:43,739 --> 00:09:45,622 because how are we supposed to keep in touch? 184 00:09:45,622 --> 00:09:48,157 Yeah. And she never checks her email, okay? 185 00:09:48,157 --> 00:09:51,514 She has this whole thing about how email exists as a convenience to us-- 186 00:09:51,514 --> 00:09:54,871 and we're not supposed to let it run our lives. 187 00:09:54,871 --> 00:10:01,079 And she says we have to consciously decide how much time we're gonna give it. 188 00:10:01,179 --> 00:10:04,969 See? This is why I love her. Who else says stuff like that? 189 00:10:04,969 --> 00:10:09,022 I don't have time to consciously decide to do anything. What am I gonna do, call her? 190 00:10:09,022 --> 00:10:13,345 I don't have time to call everybody I want to keep in touch with. I have children. 191 00:10:13,345 --> 00:10:15,359 Well, she has Oliver. 192 00:10:15,359 --> 00:10:19,511 Yeah, but he's 10. And there's a huge difference between one and two. 193 00:10:19,511 --> 00:10:26,433 When you have your first, you think it's so hard, but when you have two, it's a whole other story. 194 00:10:26,433 --> 00:10:28,066 You're complaining. 195 00:10:28,066 --> 00:10:29,753 I'm not complaining, I'm just-- 196 00:10:29,753 --> 00:10:33,046 You ARE complaining. 197 00:10:36,206 --> 00:10:38,557 Do you have Pepcid, or something for stomachs? 198 00:10:38,557 --> 00:10:39,878 What's the matter? 199 00:10:39,928 --> 00:10:42,485 I don't know. I have social anxiety or something? 200 00:10:42,485 --> 00:10:44,667 Why? It's just us. 201 00:10:45,657 --> 00:10:47,893 And George and Martha. 202 00:10:48,393 --> 00:10:50,496 Who's George and Martha? 203 00:10:50,556 --> 00:10:53,770 Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton. "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" 204 00:10:53,770 --> 00:10:57,298 Oh, is that a good movie? 205 00:10:57,298 --> 00:10:58,935 Is what good? 206 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:01,282 Uh, "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?". 207 00:11:01,282 --> 00:11:02,807 I love that movie. 208 00:11:02,807 --> 00:11:04,306 I've never seen it. 209 00:11:05,315 --> 00:11:06,545 What's that noise? 210 00:11:06,545 --> 00:11:08,750 Oh! Someone must be at the front door. 211 00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:11,267 Shoot, it's 7:30 already? 212 00:11:15,977 --> 00:11:20,349 (whispers) Josh has never seen "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?". 213 00:11:22,329 --> 00:11:23,342 Hello! 214 00:11:23,342 --> 00:11:24,504 Hey-- 215 00:11:24,504 --> 00:11:25,557 Oh my gosh! 216 00:11:26,318 --> 00:11:28,227 You look amazing! 217 00:11:28,227 --> 00:11:35,092 Oh--thank you! I still have a couple more pounds to go, but I'm getting there. 218 00:11:35,092 --> 00:11:37,736 No, you look awesome! 219 00:11:38,316 --> 00:11:40,409 Oh, um, Lisa, this is Brad. 220 00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:41,338 Hi. 221 00:11:41,338 --> 00:11:42,375 Hi. 222 00:11:42,465 --> 00:11:44,179 You're cute! 223 00:11:44,239 --> 00:11:46,126 He's an actor. 224 00:11:46,126 --> 00:11:47,913 Neat. 225 00:11:48,853 --> 00:11:50,740 Uh, do you mind if I use your bathroom? 226 00:11:50,740 --> 00:11:53,185 Sure, yeah. 227 00:11:53,185 --> 00:11:54,941 So... 228 00:11:54,941 --> 00:12:01,460 Uh, do you mind if I go, too? We came from Malibu and you practically have to stop for snacks, you know? 229 00:12:01,460 --> 00:12:04,465 Sure. Just use the powder room, over there-- 230 00:12:04,465 --> 00:12:09,967 That's okay, I'll just use this one. 231 00:12:10,237 --> 00:12:12,191 Okay. 232 00:12:14,741 --> 00:12:15,884 Hey! 233 00:12:15,884 --> 00:12:16,757 Uh-- 234 00:12:16,757 --> 00:12:18,281 Can we have sex? 235 00:12:18,281 --> 00:12:19,398 Brad! 236 00:12:19,398 --> 00:12:21,203 I wanna go down on you. 237 00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:22,512 Oh my ga. 238 00:12:22,872 --> 00:12:26,649 (Ryan) So, last time we talked, you and Trey were trying to write a movie together. 239 00:12:26,649 --> 00:12:31,752 (Dave) It's not easy, is it? I always tell you TV guys features aren't just longer, they're a whole different animal. 240 00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:33,905 It's hard to sustain a story over a hundred pages. 241 00:12:33,905 --> 00:12:36,438 It's done, man. We sold it last week. 242 00:12:36,678 --> 00:12:40,414 Really? Who'd you guys sell it to? 243 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:42,836 Will Ferrell and Adam McKay. 244 00:12:44,126 --> 00:12:46,888 That's great. That's fantastic. 245 00:12:46,898 --> 00:12:49,081 Yeah, those guys are really funny. 246 00:12:49,111 --> 00:12:51,376 Yeah. They're doing alright. 247 00:12:51,376 --> 00:12:55,879 You're a smartass. How much? If you don't mind me asking? 248 00:12:55,879 --> 00:12:58,979 Nah, it's fine, it was in the trades. 800. 249 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,518 $800,000? 250 00:13:02,518 --> 00:13:03,696 No, 800 dollars. 251 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,650 (they laugh) 252 00:13:05,830 --> 00:13:06,984 Ah, man. 253 00:13:08,474 --> 00:13:10,994 What's wrong? You look freaked out. 254 00:13:10,994 --> 00:13:12,417 Ginger lost weight. 255 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:13,635 Really?! 256 00:13:13,635 --> 00:13:21,100 Yeah. And she brought a guy. And she went to the bathroom, and this kid--he's, like, 20--he asked if he could go, too. 257 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:23,980 And they're in the bathroom together, right now. 258 00:13:23,980 --> 00:13:25,265 They're having sex? 259 00:13:25,265 --> 00:13:26,126 I don't know. 260 00:13:26,126 --> 00:13:27,264 In the powder room? 261 00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:28,358 Yeah. 262 00:13:28,358 --> 00:13:31,277 They better not get anything on the wallpaper, it's vintage. 263 00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:36,842 See that? Rich people have problems, too. They have to worry about guests ejaculating on their wallpaper. 264 00:13:38,826 --> 00:13:41,725 If I had said that, you would've told me I was disgusting. 265 00:13:41,725 --> 00:13:44,948 It was funny. Ryan is funny. 266 00:13:44,948 --> 00:13:46,534 I'm a comedy writer! 267 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,911 You're funny, Dave. It's just that Ryan is used to, you know-- 268 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:52,758 getting up in front of a hundred people and making them laugh their asses off. 269 00:13:52,928 --> 00:13:55,336 I can't believe you. 270 00:13:55,506 --> 00:13:57,155 Oh my god! 271 00:13:57,405 --> 00:13:59,030 Hi! 272 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:00,450 You look awesome! 273 00:14:00,450 --> 00:14:01,763 Oh--thank you! 274 00:14:01,763 --> 00:14:03,449 How did you lose the weight? 275 00:14:03,449 --> 00:14:06,380 I just was so busy working. 276 00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:07,887 How are you? 277 00:14:07,887 --> 00:14:08,427 Josh. 278 00:14:08,427 --> 00:14:09,751 I was catering a movie. 279 00:14:09,751 --> 00:14:10,474 In Austin? 280 00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:14,109 Yeah. That's how I met Brad. He was part of the cast. 281 00:14:14,109 --> 00:14:15,583 How's Oliver? 282 00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:18,383 He's great. He's with his cousins. I go back on Monday. 283 00:14:19,954 --> 00:14:21,747 What's that noise? 284 00:14:21,997 --> 00:14:24,264 Oh! Someone must be at the front door. 285 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,029 That must be Chris. 286 00:14:26,269 --> 00:14:28,294 (Lisa) Has he seen you yet? 287 00:14:28,714 --> 00:14:30,361 No. 288 00:14:30,711 --> 00:14:32,699 He's going to shit a brick. 289 00:14:36,770 --> 00:14:37,697 Hi! 290 00:14:37,697 --> 00:14:38,786 Hi! 291 00:14:38,786 --> 00:14:40,076 How are you? 292 00:14:40,076 --> 00:14:41,239 Good. Good. 293 00:14:41,239 --> 00:14:43,330 Thank you. 294 00:14:45,970 --> 00:14:48,010 We haven't seen you in since-- 295 00:14:48,010 --> 00:14:50,603 Forever. I know. 296 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,986 Ahh... Ginger came, right? 297 00:14:53,106 --> 00:14:55,241 Yeah, she's here. 298 00:14:58,271 --> 00:14:59,124 Hey, guys. 299 00:14:59,124 --> 00:15:00,237 What's up? 300 00:15:00,237 --> 00:15:01,510 (Ryan) How're you doing? 301 00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:03,079 You look beautiful. 302 00:15:03,079 --> 00:15:04,597 Thank you. 303 00:15:04,687 --> 00:15:06,454 Ah, Chris. Nice to meet you. 304 00:15:06,494 --> 00:15:08,364 You, too. Brad. 305 00:15:08,364 --> 00:15:11,105 Ah. How do you know Josh and Lisa? 306 00:15:11,105 --> 00:15:13,888 I just met them. I'm here with Ginger. 307 00:15:14,368 --> 00:15:15,854 Oh. 308 00:15:16,894 --> 00:15:19,260 I thought we weren't bringing anyone? 309 00:15:19,310 --> 00:15:21,326 Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. 310 00:15:25,806 --> 00:15:28,592 You are wearing that outfit that I love. 311 00:15:28,592 --> 00:15:30,159 Yeah... (laughs) 312 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,130 Who needs a drink? 313 00:15:32,130 --> 00:15:35,167 (Everyone) I do. 314 00:15:39,607 --> 00:15:42,284 This silverware has a really nice weight to it. 315 00:15:42,284 --> 00:15:45,871 I knew you'd notice. You always appreciate nice things. 316 00:15:45,871 --> 00:15:47,771 Yeah, I noticed it, too, I was thinking about stealing some. 317 00:15:47,771 --> 00:15:48,941 (the others laugh) 318 00:15:48,941 --> 00:15:51,602 Seriously, one spoon costs $200. 319 00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:55,027 I wanna hear some of your new material. Can we, after dinner? 320 00:15:55,027 --> 00:15:56,427 No. C'mon. 321 00:15:56,427 --> 00:15:58,468 (Michelle) For us. C'mon. 322 00:15:58,468 --> 00:16:04,529 Alright, I got some. Truthfully, I've been traveling so much that I really haven't had time to write. 323 00:16:04,709 --> 00:16:07,111 Gotta make time. No excuses. 324 00:16:07,951 --> 00:16:10,865 Right. No, I wrote today though, so... 325 00:16:10,945 --> 00:16:12,265 So did I. 326 00:16:12,265 --> 00:16:14,748 Well, you screwed around on the Internet. 327 00:16:14,838 --> 00:16:16,296 I was working. 328 00:16:16,986 --> 00:16:22,014 Oh, listen, there's a service you can subscribe to that blocks your access to the Internet for up to 8 hours a day. 329 00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:28,305 Is that where we're at right now? We can't be self-disciplined, we have to pay someone to enforce discipline? 330 00:16:28,305 --> 00:16:34,652 I know. It's lame. But, it only costs $7.95 a month. It's totally worth it. 331 00:16:34,652 --> 00:16:37,042 Wow. You and Trey do that? 332 00:16:37,292 --> 00:16:40,129 Ah, no. We don't have to. We're very self-motivated. 333 00:16:40,439 --> 00:16:41,519 Hm. 334 00:16:41,519 --> 00:16:43,219 That's fantastic. 335 00:16:44,059 --> 00:16:46,829 (Ginger) So, Ry, where are you performing these days? 336 00:16:47,539 --> 00:16:51,897 All over. Atlanta. Dallas. Pittsburgh. 337 00:16:51,897 --> 00:16:53,439 (Michelle) Have you been going with him, Bree? 338 00:16:53,439 --> 00:16:55,812 No. I tape five shows a week, so... 339 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,554 Oh. Right. 340 00:16:57,794 --> 00:16:59,559 That many? 341 00:16:59,669 --> 00:17:02,449 Have you watched her show? Oh, it's fantastic. 342 00:17:02,449 --> 00:17:04,449 I keep forgetting, I'm sorry. 343 00:17:04,639 --> 00:17:06,159 I don't have time for that. 344 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,592 (Lisa) Send me the link again. 345 00:17:07,592 --> 00:17:13,460 I can't believe this. My own friends. You know, I have strangers writing me and telling me they love it. 346 00:17:13,460 --> 00:17:16,888 This one guy told me it restored his faith in humanity. 347 00:17:16,888 --> 00:17:19,226 But it's opera, right? 348 00:17:19,226 --> 00:17:20,613 (Josh) That's a tough sell. 349 00:17:20,613 --> 00:17:21,997 I don't have time to watch webisodes. 350 00:17:22,097 --> 00:17:24,533 They're only 2 minutes long. 351 00:17:24,533 --> 00:17:28,597 You know, one day Ryan and I are going to leave L.A. and then you'll all be sorry. 352 00:17:28,597 --> 00:17:32,901 'Cause you'll just be talking about how you saw Jim Carrey at the dog park. 353 00:17:32,901 --> 00:17:36,726 (Josh) Who saw Jim Carrey at the dog park? Did you, did you see him, for real? 354 00:17:36,726 --> 00:17:38,003 (Bree) I just made that up. 355 00:17:38,003 --> 00:17:38,731 (Josh) Oh. 356 00:17:38,731 --> 00:17:42,189 I'm just saying that your whole lives will be one big Howard Stern conversation. 357 00:17:42,189 --> 00:17:43,787 I love Howard Stern. 358 00:17:43,787 --> 00:17:44,817 Love him. 359 00:17:44,817 --> 00:17:46,892 That's depressing. 360 00:17:47,102 --> 00:17:49,055 This chicken is very good. 361 00:17:49,055 --> 00:17:53,022 Oh, yeah. Lisa's a good little orderer. 362 00:17:56,762 --> 00:17:58,972 Um... 363 00:17:59,342 --> 00:18:02,992 Did I tell you guys that I'm going to London, with Josh and Trey? 364 00:18:02,992 --> 00:18:05,303 I thought you weren't going. 365 00:18:05,443 --> 00:18:10,716 We did a spreadsheet on how much she'd spend in London and how much she'd spend here-- 366 00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:14,879 and we think she'd spend more here. Because there would be no controls. 367 00:18:14,879 --> 00:18:18,144 Yeah, because women are stupid spendthrifts. 368 00:18:18,144 --> 00:18:19,899 It's just that you want more. 369 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:23,945 They don't want more, they want everything. They want to go to all the new restaurants-- 370 00:18:23,945 --> 00:18:29,701 they want all the best clothes, they want to take the best vacations, they want to get all the best personal trainers-- 371 00:18:29,701 --> 00:18:32,038 You don't like new restaurants? 372 00:18:32,038 --> 00:18:33,215 Well, yeah, but-- 373 00:18:33,215 --> 00:18:35,584 And you don't wanna take great vacations? 374 00:18:35,584 --> 00:18:37,250 Well, yes, of course, but that's not-- 375 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,498 We help you lead fuller lives. 376 00:18:38,498 --> 00:18:39,706 (Michelle) Yes. 377 00:18:39,706 --> 00:18:40,864 (Lisa) Yeah. 378 00:18:43,434 --> 00:18:46,281 (Ryan) Hey. So what's your script about? 379 00:18:46,281 --> 00:18:47,670 Ah, which one? 380 00:18:47,950 --> 00:18:52,618 I was talking about the spec script that you sold, but uh, how many do you have? 381 00:18:52,618 --> 00:18:56,877 Well, when that one went out, everyone went nuts and wanted meetings with us-- 382 00:18:56,877 --> 00:19:02,786 So, of course, we had this backlog of ideas we wanted to pitch-- 383 00:19:02,786 --> 00:19:08,072 (Josh) So, we're working on an animated film at Pixar, Spielberg wants to do a comedy-- 384 00:19:08,072 --> 00:19:11,318 (Josh) So, we're writing something for him, and-- 385 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:15,079 (Josh) We're working on a project we would direct ourselves. 386 00:19:15,079 --> 00:19:19,080 (Josh) Paramount would finance. Nothing huge, but they want to be in business with us 387 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:22,831 And, one of our TV episodes was nominated for an Emmy. 388 00:19:22,831 --> 00:19:23,790 (Ryan) Oh, that's great. 389 00:19:23,790 --> 00:19:25,019 Congratulations. 390 00:19:25,019 --> 00:19:26,518 That's great news. 391 00:19:27,464 --> 00:19:31,333 You know what? I'm going to go open one of the bottles we brought. Anybody need anything else? 392 00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:33,388 (Ryan) I'm going to get ours, too. 393 00:19:35,138 --> 00:19:36,890 (Ryan) I wanna read that spec script he sold. 394 00:19:36,890 --> 00:19:38,750 We should ask him. 395 00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:43,094 Nah, because, he'll think that we have a chip on our shoulder, that we just wanna see if it's good. I'm telling ya. 396 00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:47,285 How could it be? Have you seen his show? It's so hacky. 397 00:19:47,425 --> 00:19:49,740 Eight hundred thousand dollars. 398 00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:53,760 It's 'cause he's self-confident. Confidence is everything in this town. 399 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,371 I'm self-confident, hanh? 400 00:19:56,671 --> 00:19:59,442 I got a two-bedroom teardown in the Valley. 401 00:19:59,652 --> 00:20:02,755 Yeah, but Studio City's cool. It's not really the Valley. 402 00:20:02,755 --> 00:20:09,510 Don't patronize me. Alright? When we trade up, we'll move to the west side, alright? 403 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:16,925 We like the Valley, we're very middle-class. When I bought Bree the Volvo, she acted like she'd won the lottery. 404 00:20:17,115 --> 00:20:20,340 Must be nice to have a wife you can please. 405 00:20:20,670 --> 00:20:22,885 She's the best. 406 00:20:24,025 --> 00:20:25,986 (Lisa) I have to do something about it-- 407 00:20:25,986 --> 00:20:27,947 (Josh) It's humbling just to be nominated-- 408 00:20:27,947 --> 00:20:29,626 (Lisa) They have sticky things-- 409 00:20:29,626 --> 00:20:31,865 (Chris) Right. And it might not happen again-- 410 00:20:31,865 --> 00:20:36,556 (Brad) Bree? Bree? That's an unusual name. 411 00:20:36,926 --> 00:20:38,822 Yeah, my mom had just seen "Klute." 412 00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:43,129 Really? Your mom must be very interesting, to name you after a hooker. 413 00:20:43,729 --> 00:20:47,886 (Brad) I mean, um, uh, a prostitute. 414 00:20:48,826 --> 00:20:51,103 Is "Klute" good? I haven't seen that. 415 00:20:51,103 --> 00:20:54,425 (under her breath) Never seen "Klute"?! 416 00:20:54,565 --> 00:20:57,718 So, how'd you two meet? 417 00:20:59,668 --> 00:21:03,242 I was working on a film that shot in Austin. 418 00:21:03,402 --> 00:21:05,058 Crew? 419 00:21:05,468 --> 00:21:07,126 No, no, I'm an actor. 420 00:21:07,126 --> 00:21:10,557 Mm. Big role? Small one? 421 00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:14,283 As actors, we're taught to believe that there are no small roles. 422 00:21:14,283 --> 00:21:17,803 Right. So, small. What movie? 423 00:21:17,803 --> 00:21:19,590 (Brad) "Spaceman." 424 00:21:19,590 --> 00:21:21,713 Mm. I read the script. 425 00:21:21,723 --> 00:21:29,476 Well. I read the first 10 pages. It was actually so bad, I couldn't finish it. 426 00:21:31,506 --> 00:21:33,731 (Chris) How old are you? 427 00:21:33,731 --> 00:21:35,366 Twenty-six. 428 00:21:35,366 --> 00:21:36,715 That's young. 429 00:21:36,715 --> 00:21:42,362 Yeah. He knows nothing about the heartache of soft erections. 430 00:21:42,492 --> 00:21:44,744 (the others laugh) 431 00:21:44,744 --> 00:21:47,406 (Josh) Wow. 432 00:21:48,096 --> 00:21:50,898 Plus, everyone our age is married. So... 433 00:21:50,898 --> 00:21:56,680 Yeah, but not all these marriages are going to last. I mean, the divorce rate is 50%. 434 00:21:57,830 --> 00:22:00,512 (Music starts) 435 00:22:04,192 --> 00:22:08,245 My wife. Twelve years we've been together. 436 00:22:08,245 --> 00:22:14,496 Yeah. And what's great about it is--and it kinda gets me choked up a little bit--we're very supportive of each other. 437 00:22:14,496 --> 00:22:17,809 We look out for each other, try to make each other happy. 438 00:22:17,809 --> 00:22:23,512 Like, lately, she's been giving me a lot of blow jobs. Which is awesome. 439 00:22:23,512 --> 00:22:30,795 (Ryan) And it's occurred to her that maybe blow jobs are fattening, because she's been gaining a little weight. 440 00:22:31,345 --> 00:22:40,162 The other day we're lying in bed and she says to me, "Look, I'm thinking that maybe sperm has a lot of calories." 441 00:22:40,162 --> 00:22:43,090 (Ryan) So, I immediately go into problem-solving mode. 442 00:22:43,090 --> 00:22:46,458 I'm like, "Why don't you start skipping lunch?" 443 00:22:46,458 --> 00:22:48,197 That was mean. 444 00:22:48,197 --> 00:22:50,566 That's hilarious, what're you talking about? 445 00:22:50,566 --> 00:22:51,756 Funny, Ryan. 446 00:22:52,292 --> 00:22:54,721 I'm just gonna play you guys the first few notes, okay? 447 00:22:54,721 --> 00:22:56,740 (Josh) Oh, hey, hey, hey-- 448 00:22:56,740 --> 00:22:58,810 Thank you. 449 00:23:00,936 --> 00:23:05,578 (An opera song begins and plays for several moments while they listen) 450 00:23:34,518 --> 00:23:36,650 (Bree turns off the opera song) 451 00:23:36,650 --> 00:23:39,024 Did you guys get chills? 452 00:23:39,024 --> 00:23:41,190 (they laugh) 453 00:23:41,310 --> 00:23:44,137 Are you serious?! How are you guys not affected by that song? 454 00:23:44,137 --> 00:23:45,674 It was really beautiful, Bree. 455 00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:46,870 (Lisa) It was gorgeous. 456 00:23:46,870 --> 00:23:48,105 Hey, you guys wanna play poker? 457 00:23:48,105 --> 00:23:49,487 Yes! 458 00:23:49,487 --> 00:23:50,318 Yes. 459 00:23:50,318 --> 00:23:54,100 No. It's too late to start a game. It's ten o'clock, we have to stop drinking. 460 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:59,226 No. No one stop drinking. You guys have to spend the night. Everyone should stay here, tonight. 461 00:23:59,386 --> 00:24:00,772 (Josh) Really? 462 00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:03,336 (Lisa) Yeah. What's the point of having this big house, right? 463 00:24:03,576 --> 00:24:04,656 Alright. 464 00:24:04,756 --> 00:24:06,250 Call your mom. 465 00:24:06,460 --> 00:24:09,357 It's been so long since I've gotten shitfaced! 466 00:24:09,357 --> 00:24:12,944 We can play poker all night, and watch the sun rise-- 467 00:24:12,944 --> 00:24:16,722 I feel alive. I'm alive, honey. 468 00:24:16,796 --> 00:24:19,403 Stop feeling alive. 469 00:24:19,403 --> 00:24:21,570 I'm alive! 470 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:25,069 Don't feel sorry for me. 471 00:24:25,069 --> 00:24:26,687 We don't feel sorry for you. 472 00:24:26,687 --> 00:24:28,638 We feel bad for you. 473 00:24:28,858 --> 00:24:33,728 That's funny. Because I feel bad for you. 474 00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:35,954 Why?! 475 00:24:36,318 --> 00:24:40,424 Well, neither of you seem very happy right now. 476 00:24:40,636 --> 00:24:42,224 Me and Michelle? 477 00:24:42,406 --> 00:24:45,389 Why are you singling us out? 478 00:24:45,799 --> 00:24:48,608 Ryan and Bree are happy. 479 00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:52,536 Well--yeah--we're happy. But-- 480 00:24:52,736 --> 00:24:55,684 What makes you think Dave and I aren't happy? 481 00:24:56,244 --> 00:24:57,877 Seriously? 482 00:24:57,877 --> 00:25:02,627 Bree said earlier that you guys were like the couple in "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?". 483 00:25:02,627 --> 00:25:05,217 I mean, earlier, my stomach hurt, so I was-- 484 00:25:05,217 --> 00:25:06,484 Great, so everybody thinks we're a mess. 485 00:25:06,484 --> 00:25:08,125 Oh, we don't think you're a mess-- 486 00:25:08,125 --> 00:25:11,469 Look, I get it. You've got young kids. It's hard. 487 00:25:11,619 --> 00:25:14,372 Josh and I are trying to get pregnant. 488 00:25:14,512 --> 00:25:16,972 Of course you are. 489 00:25:17,332 --> 00:25:19,323 What does that mean? 490 00:25:19,343 --> 00:25:23,692 I just feel like we're all making the same mistakes our parents made. 491 00:25:23,762 --> 00:25:27,911 You're on shaky ground so you want to throw kids into the mix? 492 00:25:27,911 --> 00:25:31,230 You think I'm on shaky ground? 493 00:25:31,990 --> 00:25:39,806 You know how Josh acts like he's being funny because he's smiling or making some sort of joke but-- 494 00:25:39,806 --> 00:25:43,892 really he's just criticizing you? 495 00:25:44,052 --> 00:25:45,608 Yeah. 496 00:25:47,178 --> 00:25:51,077 It seems like he doesn't respect you. 497 00:25:51,077 --> 00:25:54,096 (Michelle mouths, "What the--?" to Bree) 498 00:25:54,096 --> 00:25:58,875 Well... he has really high expectations of everyone, himself included. 499 00:25:58,875 --> 00:26:03,602 So, he's critical. But I think that he respects me. 500 00:26:03,602 --> 00:26:06,529 I know he respects me. 501 00:26:12,109 --> 00:26:15,246 That asshole. He doesn't respect me! 502 00:26:15,516 --> 00:26:17,524 Well, maybe he does, I don't know? 503 00:26:17,524 --> 00:26:20,746 No! No, he doesn't, I know he doesn't. 504 00:26:20,846 --> 00:26:24,803 Well, why don't you talk to him about it? If you call him on it, he's gonna have to change. 505 00:26:24,803 --> 00:26:26,632 That's optimistic. 506 00:26:26,952 --> 00:26:33,608 I know you're into positive thinking and the power of intention and all that shit, but sometimes it's just not realistic. 507 00:26:51,043 --> 00:26:52,510 (Ginger) What are you doing? 508 00:26:52,510 --> 00:26:55,114 I'm gonna do a spreadsheet, to see if I can afford to leave him. 509 00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:57,459 Nooo! Wait, that was just my opinion. 510 00:26:57,459 --> 00:27:01,754 Hey, I could be totally wrong. Everybody knows I'm a little screwed up right now. 511 00:27:01,754 --> 00:27:05,580 When we're done with her, let's do me. I think I can get some money from my parents. 512 00:27:05,580 --> 00:27:07,622 You don't want to get a divorce. 513 00:27:07,622 --> 00:27:09,728 Yeah, you do not want to get a divorce. 514 00:27:09,728 --> 00:27:12,916 Dave and I are really having problems right now. 515 00:27:12,916 --> 00:27:16,433 Listen, I get it, okay? You love your kids-- 516 00:27:16,433 --> 00:27:18,562 They're the best thing that ever happened to me. 517 00:27:18,562 --> 00:27:22,177 But they're at an age where they require constant attention. 518 00:27:22,177 --> 00:27:26,702 And it doesn't matter how much you love them, there's a part of you that is angry. 519 00:27:26,702 --> 00:27:29,778 (Ginger) Because you don't have a life anymore. 520 00:27:29,778 --> 00:27:34,378 (Ginger) I know. So you start taking it out on the person closest to you--your spouse. 521 00:27:34,378 --> 00:27:37,832 You know, I read this book about how, in some cultures-- 522 00:27:37,832 --> 00:27:42,926 couples don't even pretend they can stay together for the first 5 years of the child's life. 523 00:27:42,926 --> 00:27:46,380 (Bree) So, the man--he leaves the home and he goes and sleeps somewhere else-- 524 00:27:46,380 --> 00:27:50,889 and he just comes home to, you know, make repairs to the thatched hut and give the wife money. 525 00:27:50,889 --> 00:27:56,659 And the woman--she gives all her attention to the child, and her mother and sisters and aunts help her raise it. 526 00:27:57,109 --> 00:28:00,667 That's pretty smart. Most American women, though, 527 00:28:00,667 --> 00:28:05,505 would not be okay with their husband sleeping with another woman while we have to deal with the kids. 528 00:28:05,505 --> 00:28:10,094 Dave can be really annoying. He does all these little things. 529 00:28:10,094 --> 00:28:13,135 Everybody does all these little things. 530 00:28:13,755 --> 00:28:17,849 Look. I know he's a good person. And I love him and I wish him well. 531 00:28:17,929 --> 00:28:23,765 But what would be perfect is if we were really rich and could have two houses-- 532 00:28:23,765 --> 00:28:27,011 so we could live near each other but not together. 533 00:28:27,011 --> 00:28:30,707 Which would lead to divorce. Because why would you be married to someone if you can live without them? 534 00:28:30,707 --> 00:28:36,893 Or, yeah, we'd get divorced. But we'd stay friends, and I'd hire two nannies, so I could have round-the-clock help. 535 00:28:36,893 --> 00:28:42,088 Which would lead to you never seeing your kids. So you'd feel guilty and you would indulge them-- 536 00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:46,453 and then they would just be more and more demanding and you'd all be miserable. 537 00:28:46,723 --> 00:28:49,348 I feel really overwhelmed. 538 00:28:51,218 --> 00:28:52,704 (Chris) So, is this about the Emmy thing you were talking about? 539 00:28:52,704 --> 00:28:55,408 (Josh) This guy, he's out of control. 540 00:28:55,408 --> 00:28:56,397 He helped you with that? 541 00:28:56,397 --> 00:28:58,863 (Josh) Yeah, he helped me. Makes all this money-- 542 00:28:58,863 --> 00:29:01,731 When he signed the deal with ABC, they backed the truck up. 543 00:29:01,731 --> 00:29:07,784 Yeah, he is loaded. And now everyone's kissing his ass. Actresses who audition for his show-- 544 00:29:07,794 --> 00:29:13,867 and there he is, stuck with his college sweetheart, whom he thought was the best he was ever going to do. 545 00:29:13,867 --> 00:29:15,121 She's cute. 546 00:29:15,121 --> 00:29:19,494 Yeah, but she's not beautiful. I mean, he could have his pick now. 547 00:29:19,754 --> 00:29:23,676 Yeah, but do you really wanna be with someone who's only with you because you have money? 548 00:29:23,676 --> 00:29:29,517 A young guy's perspective. Probably when we're that old, we'll settle for getting a beautiful woman any way we can. 549 00:29:29,517 --> 00:29:32,361 What're you talking about? Are you planning on being single? 550 00:29:32,361 --> 00:29:34,575 Hey. It's touch-and-go at my house. 551 00:29:34,575 --> 00:29:38,593 It's great being young, huh? The women are more fun? Easier to please, I guess. 552 00:29:38,593 --> 00:29:43,222 That's what makes them not fun. Women your age, they're harder to satisfy. 553 00:29:43,222 --> 00:29:45,058 I guess I like the challenge. 554 00:29:46,494 --> 00:29:48,772 (the others laugh, cynical) 555 00:29:48,942 --> 00:29:50,854 You just have to get through the next couple of years. 556 00:29:50,854 --> 00:29:52,646 The kids will get easier. 557 00:29:52,646 --> 00:29:57,367 And in the meantime, you have to remember why you married Dave to begin with. 558 00:29:57,367 --> 00:30:02,088 And yes--you have to make yourself have sex with him. 559 00:30:02,248 --> 00:30:06,340 No. I have nooo desire. None. 560 00:30:06,350 --> 00:30:08,528 We don't have sex either. 561 00:30:08,598 --> 00:30:11,976 I just don't care about it. At all. 562 00:30:13,116 --> 00:30:17,072 Okay. Well, it will be your problem eventually. 563 00:30:17,072 --> 00:30:23,212 I mean, you can't tell a guy, "Hey, we're married, and you can never have sex with anyone else again." 564 00:30:23,212 --> 00:30:26,972 "Oh, and by the way, you can never have sex with me again." 565 00:30:26,972 --> 00:30:30,630 I mean, eventually he's going to decide that that's a bunch of bullshit 566 00:30:30,630 --> 00:30:34,048 and he's gonna find somebody else to have sex with. 567 00:30:34,048 --> 00:30:36,358 (Bree) The oppressed will rise up. 568 00:30:36,358 --> 00:30:38,294 Is that what happened with you and Chris? 569 00:30:38,294 --> 00:30:40,976 Do you think he was justified in having the affair? 570 00:30:40,976 --> 00:30:42,373 No. 571 00:30:42,703 --> 00:30:45,910 At least, I would never tell him that. 572 00:30:45,910 --> 00:30:51,828 But yeah, we didn't have sex. I just, I just didn't feel like it. 573 00:30:51,828 --> 00:30:54,115 But he's so good-looking. 574 00:30:55,985 --> 00:30:58,220 I'm just saying-- 575 00:30:58,220 --> 00:31:01,233 I mean, if she didn't feel like having sex with Chris-- 576 00:31:01,233 --> 00:31:04,316 how am I supposed to feel like having sex with Dave? 577 00:31:04,316 --> 00:31:05,681 (Lisa) That's so mean! 578 00:31:05,681 --> 00:31:12,425 What? It's just sometimes I look at him and he already seems middle-aged. 579 00:31:12,685 --> 00:31:17,238 Well, we almost are. It's not that far off. 580 00:31:17,238 --> 00:31:20,798 Actually, I read this book by Desmond Morris-- 581 00:31:20,798 --> 00:31:24,258 that says men's waists expand as they get older-- 582 00:31:24,258 --> 00:31:27,666 and their shoulders get more narrow and rounded-- 583 00:31:27,666 --> 00:31:30,425 and this is all part of nature's grand plan-- 584 00:31:30,425 --> 00:31:33,456 so that they will be less attractive to other women-- 585 00:31:33,456 --> 00:31:36,377 so that they will stay with their wives and help raise the children. 586 00:31:36,677 --> 00:31:39,449 How do you find time to read all this shit? 587 00:31:39,999 --> 00:31:41,662 Dave is awesome. 588 00:31:41,662 --> 00:31:43,514 I find him very attractive. 589 00:31:43,514 --> 00:31:46,078 I love Dave. He's--he's great. 590 00:31:46,078 --> 00:31:47,944 He would freak if he heard this. 591 00:31:47,944 --> 00:31:49,309 You should tell him. 592 00:31:49,309 --> 00:31:51,870 Yeah, why don't you, if it'd give him a boost? 593 00:31:51,870 --> 00:31:53,173 No. 594 00:31:53,173 --> 00:31:54,596 (Bree) Why? 595 00:31:54,636 --> 00:31:58,792 Because. I don't want to give him power. 596 00:31:58,792 --> 00:32:00,529 (Lisa) Michelle! (Ginger) Ohh! 597 00:32:00,529 --> 00:32:01,806 (Michelle) What? 598 00:32:01,806 --> 00:32:03,314 Okay, that's bitchy. 599 00:32:03,404 --> 00:32:06,572 I guess I'm in a bad place right now. 600 00:32:07,342 --> 00:32:08,658 Yeah. 601 00:32:08,658 --> 00:32:10,364 Obviously I am, too. 602 00:32:10,364 --> 00:32:15,552 Why else would I be hanging out with a 26-year-old actor in Malibu? 603 00:32:15,552 --> 00:32:17,518 I love Malibu. 604 00:32:17,518 --> 00:32:20,223 Tell us about the sex. With the actor. 605 00:32:20,223 --> 00:32:23,291 No, you do not get to ask questions about sex. 606 00:32:23,291 --> 00:32:24,546 (Bree) Why not? 607 00:32:24,546 --> 00:32:26,885 Because you're not willing to reveal anything about yourself. 608 00:32:26,885 --> 00:32:29,735 I will tell you anything you want to know about my sex life. 609 00:32:29,735 --> 00:32:33,830 Yeah. You and Ryan have good sex. We know. 610 00:32:33,830 --> 00:32:36,830 I'm saying you won't talk about other guys, ever. 611 00:32:36,830 --> 00:32:39,963 Like, you won't even admit it if somebody else is hot. 612 00:32:39,963 --> 00:32:42,026 It's as if that's cheating on Ryan. 613 00:32:42,026 --> 00:32:43,001 I know it's not cheating. 614 00:32:43,001 --> 00:32:44,303 (Michelle) Of course it's not! 615 00:32:44,303 --> 00:32:46,606 But, it's a little bit of a betrayal. 616 00:32:46,646 --> 00:32:49,084 How is it a betrayal?! 617 00:32:49,124 --> 00:32:53,006 Obviously, George Clooney was hot in "The American." 618 00:32:53,006 --> 00:32:58,018 Okay? And it probably wouldn't be unpleasant to have sex with him. 619 00:32:58,018 --> 00:33:00,626 Everybody knows that, including Ryan. 620 00:33:00,626 --> 00:33:04,844 So, I just don't think it's a big deal to acknowledge what everybody else knows to be true. 621 00:33:04,844 --> 00:33:06,674 Was that good, "The American"? We didn't see that one. 622 00:33:06,674 --> 00:33:09,581 How does Josh write movies when he's never seen one? 623 00:33:09,581 --> 00:33:12,010 We see movies all the time. 624 00:33:12,010 --> 00:33:14,790 But you just studiously avoid the good ones? 625 00:33:14,790 --> 00:33:19,477 Just because we don't see the kind of movies you see--you're a snob, Bree. 626 00:33:19,697 --> 00:33:22,490 Am I? Or are you people just disappointing? 627 00:33:22,490 --> 00:33:23,868 Jon Stewart. 628 00:33:23,868 --> 00:33:25,060 He's great. 629 00:33:25,060 --> 00:33:27,326 (Michelle) Yeah, I know he's great but do you ever think it'd be fun to have sex with him? 630 00:33:27,326 --> 00:33:29,166 Michelle. 631 00:33:29,166 --> 00:33:30,217 Jason Bateman! 632 00:33:30,217 --> 00:33:33,345 No, stop, I'm going to break her. 633 00:33:34,785 --> 00:33:41,311 (Michelle) Matt Damon. In "The Bourne Identity." When he's washing Franke Potente's hair. 634 00:33:41,311 --> 00:33:43,082 She's cute! 635 00:33:44,162 --> 00:33:49,670 He can kill anyone with his bare hands. But he's a good person, and he barely ever speaks-- 636 00:33:49,670 --> 00:33:54,688 which is so hot. And when he does, he says the perfect thing. 637 00:33:54,878 --> 00:33:57,508 He's got very good dialogue. 638 00:33:57,508 --> 00:33:59,301 Tony Gilroy wrote it. 639 00:33:59,301 --> 00:34:02,349 No, don't do that. This is not a discussion of the script, 'kay. 640 00:34:02,349 --> 00:34:06,786 I'm saying, Matt Damon in all the Bourne movies is hot as hell-- 641 00:34:06,786 --> 00:34:08,763 and you know you've thought about having sex with him-- 642 00:34:08,763 --> 00:34:10,951 and I demand that you admit it! 643 00:34:12,211 --> 00:34:14,033 C'mon, just admit it! 644 00:34:14,033 --> 00:34:17,155 I will happily admit that I want to have sex with other guys. 645 00:34:17,155 --> 00:34:20,867 Every person in a relationship wants to have sex with other people. 646 00:34:20,867 --> 00:34:23,909 So what! Who cares? It's human nature! 647 00:34:23,909 --> 00:34:28,259 I think we can assume she finds other guys attractive. 648 00:34:28,869 --> 00:34:31,484 I'll reveal something personal. 649 00:34:31,624 --> 00:34:35,335 When Ryan and I have sex, I can't look into his eyes. 650 00:34:35,395 --> 00:34:38,946 At least not for more than a couple of seconds. 651 00:34:39,226 --> 00:34:42,658 It's like it's too intimate or something. 652 00:34:47,748 --> 00:34:49,875 (Michelle) Let's get donuts. 653 00:34:49,875 --> 00:34:53,068 Just put off getting married for as long as you can, that's all we're saying. 654 00:34:53,068 --> 00:34:56,138 Well, no, get married whenever you want, just, you know, choose wisely. 655 00:34:56,138 --> 00:34:59,276 Oh, no shit. Choose as if your life depended on it. 656 00:34:59,276 --> 00:35:01,476 You're not thinking about that now, right? 657 00:35:01,476 --> 00:35:02,646 Marriage? 658 00:35:02,646 --> 00:35:05,222 No. No. You know, I'm-- 659 00:35:05,912 --> 00:35:07,698 Twenty-six. 660 00:35:08,168 --> 00:35:09,766 This fucking guy, huh? 661 00:35:09,766 --> 00:35:10,908 (Josh) Oh, I know, right? 662 00:35:10,908 --> 00:35:12,788 I would kill to be 26 again. 663 00:35:12,788 --> 00:35:16,528 I wouldn't screw it up this time. I'd show everybody how it's done. 664 00:35:17,378 --> 00:35:18,809 What is that dance? 665 00:35:18,809 --> 00:35:20,347 It's the 'how you do it' dance. 666 00:35:20,347 --> 00:35:21,283 (the others laugh) 667 00:35:21,283 --> 00:35:23,273 Did you get your medicine today, or no? 668 00:35:23,273 --> 00:35:26,280 (the others laugh) 669 00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:29,287 (Music plays) 670 00:35:29,287 --> 00:35:32,294 Look at all these cool people. 671 00:35:32,414 --> 00:35:39,115 I never meet anyone. I'm always cooped up in that stupid house or running errands. 672 00:35:39,115 --> 00:35:40,960 Your house is awesome. 673 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:43,175 You should be grateful. 674 00:35:43,415 --> 00:35:45,717 I know. You're right. 675 00:35:45,717 --> 00:35:47,439 We're all really blessed. 676 00:35:47,669 --> 00:35:51,931 I know. We are really, really fortunate. 677 00:35:53,651 --> 00:35:55,828 You see that guy? 678 00:35:55,858 --> 00:35:57,253 (Lisa) Yeah. 679 00:35:57,263 --> 00:35:58,551 I'd fuck him. 680 00:35:58,891 --> 00:36:00,037 Really? 681 00:36:00,037 --> 00:36:01,429 (Michelle) Yep. 682 00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:04,035 You know who I think is hot? 683 00:36:04,455 --> 00:36:05,681 Brad. 684 00:36:05,681 --> 00:36:06,779 I know. 685 00:36:06,779 --> 00:36:07,992 (Lisa laughs) 686 00:36:07,992 --> 00:36:12,445 Ginger is so lucky. I mean, she's not lucky, she's getting a divorce, but... 687 00:36:12,705 --> 00:36:16,504 Ah... Chris is so good-looking-- 688 00:36:16,504 --> 00:36:18,933 and now she gets to have sex with Brad. 689 00:36:19,083 --> 00:36:22,664 Do you ever wish you could just put your marriage on hold for a little while? 690 00:36:22,664 --> 00:36:27,845 Be single again, you know, just for a little bit, then go back to being married. 691 00:36:27,925 --> 00:36:30,577 Probably nobody would go back. 692 00:36:30,577 --> 00:36:36,446 I just miss feeling excited, about anything, you know? 693 00:36:36,446 --> 00:36:41,675 When you meet somebody new, it's so exciting, those feelings. 694 00:36:41,675 --> 00:36:43,681 It's like when you were in high school-- 695 00:36:43,681 --> 00:36:45,692 and you would be going to a party-- 696 00:36:45,692 --> 00:36:49,523 and you didn't know if a guy that you liked was going to be there but-- 697 00:36:49,523 --> 00:36:55,315 --you just didn't know what was going to happen. Would you get to talk to him, would you get to make out? 698 00:36:55,315 --> 00:36:57,525 We used to play Seven Minutes in Heaven. 699 00:36:57,525 --> 00:37:00,906 We never did that! I'm so bummed! 700 00:37:00,906 --> 00:37:02,977 It was awesome. 701 00:37:09,857 --> 00:37:11,876 Hey, you guys? 702 00:37:12,216 --> 00:37:13,431 Yeah? 703 00:37:13,431 --> 00:37:16,835 I have an idea, but, uh, Bree, you're not gonna approve. 704 00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:18,461 Yeah? 705 00:37:18,461 --> 00:37:22,204 When we get back to the house, let's tell the guys we want to play Seven Minutes in Heaven. 706 00:37:22,204 --> 00:37:22,999 (Lisa laughs) 707 00:37:22,999 --> 00:37:24,164 (Michelle squeals) 708 00:37:24,164 --> 00:37:26,311 Wait. You mean the game where you go in the-- 709 00:37:26,311 --> 00:37:27,919 Yes! 710 00:37:28,149 --> 00:37:29,792 (Ginger) Okay. (laughs) 711 00:37:29,902 --> 00:37:30,945 (Lisa) Yes! 712 00:37:31,425 --> 00:37:32,722 (Bree) Seriously? 713 00:37:35,852 --> 00:37:37,315 We have an idea. 714 00:37:37,315 --> 00:37:38,802 It's kind of unorthodox. 715 00:37:38,802 --> 00:37:40,526 Unorthodox. Where'd you get that? 716 00:37:40,526 --> 00:37:42,005 What do you mean? 717 00:37:42,005 --> 00:37:43,672 I've never heard you use that word before. 718 00:37:43,672 --> 00:37:46,882 I read books, Josh! More than you do, and you're a writer! 719 00:37:47,402 --> 00:37:50,436 We want to play Seven Minutes in Heaven. 720 00:37:50,796 --> 00:37:52,014 What's that? 721 00:37:52,014 --> 00:37:52,951 Isn't that the thing where you-- 722 00:37:52,951 --> 00:37:55,808 It's a game where two people go in a closet and make out for seven minutes. 723 00:37:55,808 --> 00:37:59,365 Okay, but... I can make out with you anytime I want to, 724 00:37:59,365 --> 00:38:01,263 and I don't have to go in a closet 725 00:38:01,263 --> 00:38:03,911 and I don't have to do it for the full seven minutes. 726 00:38:04,221 --> 00:38:05,360 (the others laugh) 727 00:38:05,380 --> 00:38:10,970 I'm not talking about spouses with spouses. We're talking about random pairings. 728 00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:14,370 What the hell are you talking about? 729 00:38:14,610 --> 00:38:17,767 (Lisa and Michelle) Seven Minutes in Heaven! 730 00:38:18,187 --> 00:38:20,224 You wanna play this game? 731 00:38:20,694 --> 00:38:22,431 Seven Minutes in the Closet? 732 00:38:23,011 --> 00:38:24,179 Seven Minutes in Heaven. 733 00:38:24,179 --> 00:38:25,349 Whatever. 734 00:38:25,349 --> 00:38:27,104 No. Do you? 735 00:38:27,104 --> 00:38:29,339 No. Hell no. These people are nuts. 736 00:38:29,339 --> 00:38:32,393 I know, I know. Apparently we're boring. 737 00:38:33,823 --> 00:38:35,260 You wanna play?! 738 00:38:35,260 --> 00:38:37,072 No! Do you?! 739 00:38:37,072 --> 00:38:38,679 No! 740 00:38:39,519 --> 00:38:43,657 Michelle thinks we're fearful and naive. We're not adventurous. 741 00:38:43,657 --> 00:38:47,083 Being adventurous is, like, riding a motorcycle across South America-- 742 00:38:47,083 --> 00:38:49,310 that's adventurous. 743 00:38:49,470 --> 00:38:52,797 Letting another guy make out with your wife--that's stupid. 744 00:38:53,097 --> 00:38:54,285 Wikipedia. 745 00:38:57,265 --> 00:39:01,806 Seven Minutes in Heaven is a kissing game first played by teenagers 746 00:39:01,806 --> 00:39:03,987 in Cincinnati in the early 1950s. 747 00:39:03,987 --> 00:39:07,888 See? Midwesterners know how to party because their winters are so long. 748 00:39:07,888 --> 00:39:09,304 (the others laugh) 749 00:39:09,304 --> 00:39:13,384 Two people selected go into a closet or another dark enclosed space-- 750 00:39:13,384 --> 00:39:15,914 and do whatever they like for seven minutes. 751 00:39:15,914 --> 00:39:17,434 (Chris) Mm-hm. 752 00:39:17,434 --> 00:39:19,084 This is what you wanna do? 753 00:39:19,234 --> 00:39:20,543 Yeah. 754 00:39:20,543 --> 00:39:22,351 So, are you guys in? 755 00:39:22,821 --> 00:39:25,100 No./Okay./No./Yes. 756 00:39:25,230 --> 00:39:27,196 Okay./No./Okay./No. 757 00:39:30,946 --> 00:39:34,445 If we did this, you'd regret it and you'd be jealous-- 758 00:39:34,445 --> 00:39:37,504 and I'd hear about it til the day I die. 759 00:39:37,574 --> 00:39:39,744 Don't flatter yourself. 760 00:39:40,634 --> 00:39:42,847 O-kay. Okay. 761 00:39:42,877 --> 00:39:45,940 I'm in. What about you two? Are you in? 762 00:39:46,100 --> 00:39:46,724 No. 763 00:39:46,724 --> 00:39:47,648 No. 764 00:39:47,648 --> 00:39:50,786 C'mon. Either we all do it or none of us plays. 765 00:39:50,786 --> 00:39:51,847 We're not gonna play. 766 00:39:51,847 --> 00:39:53,043 We're not going to play. 767 00:39:53,043 --> 00:39:54,803 (Michelle) Unh-- 768 00:39:54,943 --> 00:39:56,594 So, should we still play? 769 00:39:56,594 --> 00:39:57,565 Yeah. 770 00:39:57,565 --> 00:39:59,458 (Lisa) Yeah. 771 00:39:59,458 --> 00:40:01,722 Can I talk to you for a second? 772 00:40:01,722 --> 00:40:03,468 O-kay. 773 00:40:03,928 --> 00:40:05,545 (Josh) You're in trouble. 774 00:40:17,325 --> 00:40:19,259 Look at that view. 775 00:40:22,329 --> 00:40:23,899 I want a pool. 776 00:40:23,899 --> 00:40:25,380 Are you crazy? 777 00:40:25,380 --> 00:40:28,843 I just wanna do something different. Unpredictable. 778 00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:30,909 Every day I wake up and I do the exact same thing. 779 00:40:30,909 --> 00:40:34,415 I try to get some writing done but mostly I just change diapers-- 780 00:40:34,415 --> 00:40:39,098 and clean up after the kids and straighten up the house and feed the kids-- 781 00:40:39,098 --> 00:40:42,533 and read 'em a bedtime story and then spend hours trying to put Chloe to sleep-- 782 00:40:42,533 --> 00:40:47,328 and then I wake up the next day and do the exact same thing except maybe I go to Target. 783 00:40:47,328 --> 00:40:52,294 If I seriously stopped to think about what my life has become, I would freak out. 784 00:40:52,294 --> 00:40:53,696 You wanted kids. 785 00:40:53,696 --> 00:40:57,886 Dave, I love Emma and Chloe. They're the best thing that ever happened to me-- 786 00:40:57,886 --> 00:41:01,132 Stop saying that. Obviously you don't really feel that way. 787 00:41:01,972 --> 00:41:05,923 If you think for a second that I don't adore them, then you're crazy. 788 00:41:05,923 --> 00:41:08,204 Why else would I do everything for them? 789 00:41:08,204 --> 00:41:10,439 Then why can't you do everything for them happily? 790 00:41:10,439 --> 00:41:13,359 You have to complain about it every step of the way. 791 00:41:13,359 --> 00:41:16,269 Why can't you be one of those women that's, just, you know, happy? 792 00:41:16,269 --> 00:41:17,560 Because it's hard! 793 00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:20,749 No, it isn't. You just decide you're going to be happy and then you do it! 794 00:41:20,749 --> 00:41:24,008 You know? Sometimes a person just has to have self-control. 795 00:41:24,008 --> 00:41:26,827 It's not like you're Mr. Sunshine, walking around all cheerful. 796 00:41:26,827 --> 00:41:29,392 Because my wife is always dissatisfied. 797 00:41:29,392 --> 00:41:32,177 It's human nature to want more. 798 00:41:35,177 --> 00:41:39,129 I'm not sexist, you know I'm not, but I think this is a gender thing. 799 00:41:39,129 --> 00:41:41,921 Women always want more. 800 00:41:42,741 --> 00:41:45,585 Well, I can think of one thing men always want more of. 801 00:41:45,975 --> 00:41:47,223 Sex. 802 00:41:47,223 --> 00:41:48,807 And now here's your chance. 803 00:41:48,807 --> 00:41:50,557 What, we're gonna have sex with these people? 804 00:41:50,557 --> 00:41:51,787 It's a kissing game. 805 00:41:51,897 --> 00:41:53,883 Why can't we play Cranium? 806 00:41:53,883 --> 00:41:56,657 Dave. This is your chance to make out with someone. 807 00:41:56,657 --> 00:41:58,887 It's YOUR chance to make out with someone. 808 00:41:58,887 --> 00:42:00,405 What do you care?! 809 00:42:00,405 --> 00:42:03,273 I walk around with food in my teeth and you don't even tell me-- 810 00:42:03,273 --> 00:42:06,721 because you don't notice because you don't even look at me! 811 00:42:06,721 --> 00:42:10,641 Remember when I got my hair cut and you didn't notice but you noticed when you got the credit card bill? 812 00:42:10,641 --> 00:42:12,366 Because it was two hundred dollars! 813 00:42:12,366 --> 00:42:13,565 I know! 814 00:42:16,775 --> 00:42:18,404 I think we have problems. 815 00:42:18,404 --> 00:42:20,482 Everybody has problems. 816 00:42:20,482 --> 00:42:22,381 Ryan and Bree are happy. 817 00:42:22,581 --> 00:42:24,057 They don't have kids. 818 00:42:24,107 --> 00:42:25,539 You wanted kids! 819 00:42:25,539 --> 00:42:28,368 I'm just saying their life is one continuous round of pleasure-- 820 00:42:28,368 --> 00:42:32,824 restaurants, movies, reading every issue of the New Yorker from cover to cover. 821 00:42:33,244 --> 00:42:36,890 It's actually a pretty selfish existence. 822 00:42:37,910 --> 00:42:39,897 We had problems before we had kids. 823 00:42:39,897 --> 00:42:41,176 No. 824 00:42:45,526 --> 00:42:47,800 Yeah. Well. 825 00:42:55,410 --> 00:42:57,764 If you don't want to play Seven Minutes in Heaven, we won't. 826 00:42:57,834 --> 00:43:00,556 God, that name--it's so corny. 827 00:43:01,696 --> 00:43:03,908 Of course Ryan and Bree aren't playing. 828 00:43:03,908 --> 00:43:05,243 So? 829 00:43:05,493 --> 00:43:07,688 Everybody else is game. 830 00:43:15,928 --> 00:43:17,765 (Josh) Right. 831 00:43:23,334 --> 00:43:25,434 (Chris) Well? Are you in? 832 00:43:25,664 --> 00:43:27,014 She wants to, so... 833 00:43:27,304 --> 00:43:28,597 Fun! 834 00:43:28,797 --> 00:43:34,193 Alright, my lawyer says it'll be valid because we'd all be witnesses to each other's signatures. 835 00:43:35,013 --> 00:43:36,391 (Dave) What? 836 00:43:36,621 --> 00:43:40,598 I printed a limited liability agreement from the Net. 837 00:43:40,598 --> 00:43:43,276 It's a boilerplate agreement, so I had to add some wording-- 838 00:43:43,276 --> 00:43:47,114 but basically we're agreeing to not talk about the game after tonight. 839 00:43:47,114 --> 00:43:50,804 So that, you know, no one fights about it afterward. 840 00:43:50,804 --> 00:43:53,297 And we can't discuss it publicly, either. 841 00:43:53,297 --> 00:43:56,435 Well, good. Because I don't want anybody thinking we're swingers. 842 00:43:56,435 --> 00:43:59,786 Yeah. It could have a negative effect on my career. 843 00:43:59,946 --> 00:44:02,997 Well, all of our careers. We all have careers, so... 844 00:44:03,227 --> 00:44:06,129 Of course. Well, everyone except for Lisa. 845 00:44:06,129 --> 00:44:09,130 I work. I run this household. 846 00:44:09,130 --> 00:44:14,315 If by 'run this household' you mean calling the maid and ordering take-out. 847 00:44:14,745 --> 00:44:17,096 Don't talk to me like that. 848 00:44:17,876 --> 00:44:22,714 Lisa, c'mon. It's not like you're actually doing all the work yourself-- 849 00:44:22,714 --> 00:44:25,472 cleaning the house, the pool, doing the landscaping. 850 00:44:25,472 --> 00:44:33,140 I coordinate everything. I pay the bills and run the errands, so that you can work 24/7. I make your life possible. 851 00:44:33,140 --> 00:44:36,789 Oh, wow, like that's a privilege. I get to work 24/7. 852 00:44:36,789 --> 00:44:38,645 You love working. 853 00:44:39,205 --> 00:44:44,065 I have to go to the well while I can. This could all change overnight. 854 00:44:44,755 --> 00:44:50,425 Yeah, I'm the hot writer now. But that can't last forever, right? 855 00:44:56,435 --> 00:44:59,115 Okay. Yes. I love to work. 856 00:45:00,875 --> 00:45:05,555 I'm sorry. You're right. You make my life possible. 857 00:45:06,695 --> 00:45:08,813 Thank you. 858 00:45:12,963 --> 00:45:14,983 Which closet are we going to use? 859 00:45:14,983 --> 00:45:17,153 (Music plays) 860 00:45:17,153 --> 00:45:19,535 (Michelle) Where does this even go? 861 00:45:29,965 --> 00:45:31,577 (Michelle) Ahhh! 862 00:45:32,157 --> 00:45:34,100 I'll be the deejay. 863 00:45:34,860 --> 00:45:37,018 Bryan Ferry. 864 00:45:37,058 --> 00:45:39,076 Too obvious? 865 00:45:40,016 --> 00:45:42,066 Who would you want to be matched with? 866 00:45:42,066 --> 00:45:42,983 What do you mean? 867 00:45:42,983 --> 00:45:44,242 If we played. 868 00:45:45,992 --> 00:45:47,181 You want to play. 869 00:45:47,181 --> 00:45:49,763 Nah, I'm just saying, if we did, who would you want to be paired with? 870 00:45:49,763 --> 00:45:52,387 No one. Who would you want to be paired with? 871 00:45:52,387 --> 00:45:53,483 No one. 872 00:45:53,483 --> 00:45:58,382 Why'd you ask me that? Obviously you've thought about who you'd want to be paired with. 873 00:45:58,382 --> 00:46:01,105 No, I was thinking that maybe it was on your mind. 874 00:46:01,385 --> 00:46:03,465 Well, if we're going to argue, then we might as well play. 875 00:46:03,665 --> 00:46:05,132 You wanna play. 876 00:46:05,422 --> 00:46:08,581 No. Do you? 877 00:46:08,581 --> 00:46:10,866 No. 878 00:46:11,086 --> 00:46:14,189 (Music plays) 879 00:46:25,649 --> 00:46:28,292 (Brad laughs) 880 00:46:28,292 --> 00:46:31,996 I don't know. Bad feng shui. 881 00:46:33,023 --> 00:46:35,572 I know you find Lisa attractive. 882 00:46:35,692 --> 00:46:36,672 No-- 883 00:46:36,672 --> 00:46:38,684 Maybe not her face, but her breasts. 884 00:46:38,684 --> 00:46:40,613 No, I don't. 885 00:46:40,973 --> 00:46:42,065 Liar. 886 00:46:42,065 --> 00:46:42,966 Bree, I mean-- 887 00:46:42,966 --> 00:46:46,695 No, look, look--you have to lie. I mean, you have no choice. 888 00:46:46,765 --> 00:46:49,918 What're you going to say, 'Yeah, she's got great tits'? 889 00:46:49,918 --> 00:46:53,651 You can't say that. So, you lie. To keep the peace. 890 00:46:53,651 --> 00:46:57,624 See? Everything's based on a foundation of bullshit. 891 00:46:58,464 --> 00:47:01,070 That's so depressing. 892 00:47:01,070 --> 00:47:03,746 We should just be honest. 893 00:47:03,746 --> 00:47:07,472 Okay. You first. 894 00:47:07,962 --> 00:47:09,719 Okay. 895 00:47:12,879 --> 00:47:18,007 Yes. Lisa has nice breasts. But you know they're gonna sag. 896 00:47:18,267 --> 00:47:21,145 And yours are gonna stay nice and perfect-looking. 897 00:47:21,145 --> 00:47:23,253 Yeah, because they're smaller. 898 00:47:23,253 --> 00:47:26,394 Hers are huge. 899 00:47:29,274 --> 00:47:32,576 Okay? Now you say something honest. 900 00:47:32,636 --> 00:47:37,334 Be honest about something. 901 00:47:37,334 --> 00:47:43,905 Alright, this is not a big deal. I mean, it's silly, because he's famous and unattainable, but... 902 00:47:44,455 --> 00:47:47,496 I find Matt Damon attractive. 903 00:47:48,736 --> 00:47:50,539 Matt Damon? 904 00:47:50,539 --> 00:47:53,077 He's not unattainable. You could totally get him. 905 00:47:53,077 --> 00:47:56,657 Ryan, he's married. And his wife seems really lovely. 906 00:47:56,657 --> 00:48:02,819 Why do people use that word, 'lovely'? It's so pretentious. Like, what are we, British or something? Huh? 907 00:48:02,819 --> 00:48:05,831 I guarantee if Matt Damon met you, he'd be attracted to you. 908 00:48:05,831 --> 00:48:11,635 No, he wouldn't, okay? And that's part of why I like him, you know? I feel like he's a nice guy. He's got integrity. 909 00:48:11,635 --> 00:48:15,301 Oh, boy, you've really thought a lot about this, haven't you, huh? 910 00:48:15,301 --> 00:48:18,202 Matt Damon? I mean, he's not even funny. 911 00:48:18,202 --> 00:48:20,357 Yeah, remember when he was on "Will and Grace"? 912 00:48:20,357 --> 00:48:25,900 You fucking remember that? I mean, you've really been into him for a while, haven't you? 913 00:48:25,900 --> 00:48:29,861 I'm not going to argue with you about this. If we're going to argue, then let's go play Seven Minutes in Heaven. 914 00:48:29,861 --> 00:48:31,632 If you want to fucking play, then let's fucking play! 915 00:48:31,722 --> 00:48:33,375 I don't want to play! 916 00:48:33,375 --> 00:48:35,749 Of course you don't wanna play. Not with these slobs. 917 00:48:35,749 --> 00:48:39,183 They're no temptation to you. Not when you're obsessed with Matt Damon. 918 00:48:39,183 --> 00:48:40,317 Oh my God. 919 00:48:40,317 --> 00:48:43,165 I mean, I don't know how I'm going to find time to get washboard abs-- 920 00:48:43,165 --> 00:48:47,253 when I'm busy trying to work my ass off, to build a comedy career. 921 00:48:47,253 --> 00:48:50,569 I mean, who knows what will happen, when you run into Damon-- 922 00:48:50,569 --> 00:48:56,515 while I'm out, flying all over creation, performing in clubs, to try to pay for our fucking house! 923 00:48:56,515 --> 00:49:00,311 This is insane. I'm not going to leave you for Matt Damon. 924 00:49:00,311 --> 00:49:09,094 You think he'd be faithful to you? Huh? A fucking actor? They fall in and out of love like kids at summer camp, huh? 925 00:49:09,094 --> 00:49:14,097 Ya really think he's gonna be into you, when you get old and your breasts sag? 926 00:49:20,097 --> 00:49:21,793 What do you think? 927 00:49:22,053 --> 00:49:24,200 This is perfect. 928 00:49:28,060 --> 00:49:30,572 So, we can use these to draw names. 929 00:49:30,572 --> 00:49:34,820 Oh, here, I'll do it. So, Ryan thinks you have nice breasts. 930 00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:39,920 Thanks. 931 00:49:40,390 --> 00:49:42,494 No problem. 932 00:49:42,494 --> 00:49:44,644 (the others laugh) 933 00:49:44,644 --> 00:49:47,059 (Michelle) Real original. 934 00:49:55,519 --> 00:49:57,443 (Josh) Well, here we go. 935 00:49:59,243 --> 00:50:01,214 Okay, you guys ready to play? 936 00:50:01,214 --> 00:50:03,366 I didn't know married people did stuff like this. 937 00:50:03,366 --> 00:50:04,613 They don't. 938 00:50:04,613 --> 00:50:07,335 You don't know that. We don't know what other married people do. 939 00:50:07,335 --> 00:50:11,168 Well, we're short one girl. So, someone's gonna have to go twice. 940 00:50:11,438 --> 00:50:15,232 Me. If you have two kids, you go twice. 941 00:50:16,963 --> 00:50:19,489 No one picks their own spouse. 942 00:50:19,489 --> 00:50:21,593 There's gotta be a more efficient way to do this, like a mathematical way. 943 00:50:21,593 --> 00:50:25,114 Too bad we're all writers, we'll never find out. 944 00:50:30,454 --> 00:50:31,884 Lisa. 945 00:50:31,884 --> 00:50:34,000 Ooooh. 946 00:50:36,670 --> 00:50:38,526 (Ryan) That's your wife. 947 00:50:38,526 --> 00:50:40,175 (Josh) Yeah, please. Fill 'er up. 948 00:50:40,175 --> 00:50:41,706 Can I get a drink? 949 00:50:41,706 --> 00:50:44,054 Have fun. 950 00:50:47,604 --> 00:50:49,495 (Bree) I love how you're smiling. 951 00:50:49,495 --> 00:50:50,984 I don't care. 952 00:50:50,984 --> 00:50:52,449 (Josh) You don't care? 953 00:50:52,449 --> 00:50:54,045 (Michelle) I don't. 954 00:51:04,435 --> 00:51:07,158 Think this is a test? Like, they're testing us? 955 00:51:07,158 --> 00:51:10,584 Here, we're going first, 'cause they wanna see if we're actually gonna do something. 956 00:51:10,584 --> 00:51:12,190 Then they'll just, like, crucify us. 957 00:51:12,190 --> 00:51:14,706 No. Mm-mm. 958 00:51:16,006 --> 00:51:17,926 This wood paneling is nice. 959 00:51:17,926 --> 00:51:22,047 Yeah, I know. It's original, it's from the '50s. 960 00:51:22,257 --> 00:51:25,471 Josh wanted to redo it, because he likes everything so perfect. 961 00:51:25,471 --> 00:51:28,805 He prides himself on being a perfectionist. 962 00:51:28,805 --> 00:51:33,258 You know what's funny? My mom is a human resources manager for a hospital-- 963 00:51:33,258 --> 00:51:37,102 So, she's a real student of human nature--do I sound like a geek? 964 00:51:37,102 --> 00:51:38,504 No. No. 965 00:51:38,914 --> 00:51:43,267 Anyway. So. When she interviews someone, and they say that they're a perfectionist, 966 00:51:43,267 --> 00:51:48,153 she doesn't buy it. She says true perfectionists are so demanding of themselves-- 967 00:51:48,153 --> 00:51:51,319 they don't think of themselves as anywhere near perfect. 968 00:51:51,319 --> 00:51:55,895 They think that everything they do is so far from perfection that they couldn't possibly be a perfectionist. 969 00:51:55,895 --> 00:51:57,262 I love that. 970 00:51:57,262 --> 00:51:59,913 So. I don't think Josh is a perfectionist. 971 00:51:59,913 --> 00:52:02,414 You ever read his scripts, when he finishes them? 972 00:52:02,414 --> 00:52:03,656 Always. 973 00:52:03,656 --> 00:52:05,553 Do they have any typos? 974 00:52:05,713 --> 00:52:07,056 Tons! 975 00:52:07,056 --> 00:52:09,092 I rest my case. 976 00:52:09,092 --> 00:52:16,635 I sound like an old person. Next thing you know I'll be saying 'gams' instead of legs. 'Look at the gams on her!' 977 00:52:16,635 --> 00:52:18,347 You're so funny. 978 00:52:18,347 --> 00:52:19,794 Really? 979 00:52:20,224 --> 00:52:24,534 Yeah. Michelle doesn't tell you that very often, huh? 980 00:52:24,534 --> 00:52:27,424 It's extremely rare. It's part of her winning formula. 981 00:52:27,424 --> 00:52:31,172 She hardly ever throws you a bone, so when she does, you feel like you're the king of the world. 982 00:52:31,172 --> 00:52:33,420 Omigod, now I'm James Cameron. 983 00:52:33,900 --> 00:52:37,180 He's not such a bad guy. 984 00:52:37,180 --> 00:52:40,855 Josh hardly ever compliments me either. 985 00:52:41,295 --> 00:52:47,065 It's 'cause they're insecure. Really insecure people never give compliments. They can't afford to. 986 00:52:47,065 --> 00:52:49,413 You're right. 987 00:52:50,163 --> 00:52:55,230 You're so smart and funny and--god, Michelle's lucky. 988 00:52:55,230 --> 00:52:58,567 You're such a man, you know? You're such a... guy. 989 00:52:59,297 --> 00:53:03,781 Oh my god, it feels so good to get compliments from a beautiful girl. 990 00:53:03,781 --> 00:53:07,515 I wish beautiful girls would give me compliments all the time, you know? 991 00:53:07,515 --> 00:53:09,549 Is it wrong to want that? 992 00:53:09,549 --> 00:53:10,874 No. 993 00:53:12,764 --> 00:53:14,654 You think I'm beautiful? 994 00:53:16,154 --> 00:53:17,638 Of course. 995 00:53:22,198 --> 00:53:24,651 Should we make out? 996 00:53:24,871 --> 00:53:28,785 Maybe. I don't know if this whole marriage thing is going to work out, so... 997 00:53:28,815 --> 00:53:30,963 I'll probably give it a go. 998 00:53:33,403 --> 00:53:35,216 You're really funny. 999 00:53:35,216 --> 00:53:39,551 Keep saying that and I will leave her. I'm serious. I will do it. Right now. 1000 00:53:39,551 --> 00:53:42,321 You're so funny. 1001 00:53:52,051 --> 00:53:54,951 (Music plays) 1002 00:54:01,011 --> 00:54:04,481 (the others, offscreen) "Time's up! Time's up!" 1003 00:54:04,571 --> 00:54:07,292 Omigod, why did we waste time talking? 1004 00:54:14,182 --> 00:54:19,258 (the others) "Time's up!!!" 1005 00:54:20,716 --> 00:54:24,045 This, uh, contract is not going to prevent arguments. 1006 00:54:24,045 --> 00:54:25,522 I know. 1007 00:54:25,522 --> 00:54:27,209 Do I have any lipstick on me? 1008 00:54:27,209 --> 00:54:28,161 You're good. 1009 00:54:28,161 --> 00:54:29,486 Thank you. 1010 00:54:29,486 --> 00:54:31,346 Time's up! 1011 00:54:38,966 --> 00:54:40,091 What? 1012 00:54:41,231 --> 00:54:43,057 Did you do anything? 1013 00:54:45,987 --> 00:54:47,969 Tsk. You didn't do anything. 1014 00:54:47,969 --> 00:54:51,219 I thought we weren't discussing it. We signed the contract. 1015 00:54:53,379 --> 00:54:55,310 You didn't do anything? 1016 00:54:55,310 --> 00:54:57,786 We signed the contract. 1017 00:54:57,786 --> 00:55:00,507 Okay. We're honoring the contract. 1018 00:55:07,137 --> 00:55:08,226 Ginger. 1019 00:55:08,836 --> 00:55:10,088 Oh, boy. 1020 00:55:10,568 --> 00:55:12,324 Okaay. 1021 00:55:13,394 --> 00:55:16,308 Alrighty, sir... 1022 00:55:16,308 --> 00:55:17,722 M'lady... 1023 00:55:17,722 --> 00:55:19,050 Don't hurt nobody. 1024 00:55:19,050 --> 00:55:20,608 (Josh) Excuse me, Brad. 1025 00:55:29,388 --> 00:55:31,256 This is a little weird, huh? 1026 00:55:31,256 --> 00:55:32,704 Yeah. 1027 00:56:00,229 --> 00:56:02,243 What's wrong? 1028 00:56:07,313 --> 00:56:11,148 (Josh) Should I go get someone? One of the girls? Or--? 1029 00:56:11,908 --> 00:56:14,504 (Josh) Is this about Chris? 1030 00:56:18,204 --> 00:56:20,273 It's everything. 1031 00:56:27,093 --> 00:56:31,387 Aw, I'm sorry. I'm ruining this for you. 1032 00:56:31,387 --> 00:56:34,185 No, no, please. 1033 00:56:34,185 --> 00:56:38,186 Don't you like, uh, Brad? He seems okay. 1034 00:56:38,186 --> 00:56:42,583 Yeah. Yeah. He's--he's just young. 1035 00:56:44,296 --> 00:56:46,718 We're always talking about his hopes and dreams. 1036 00:56:46,718 --> 00:56:48,585 Oh, God... 1037 00:56:49,295 --> 00:56:51,755 Yeah. It's depressing. 1038 00:56:51,755 --> 00:56:55,461 Ahh, I just can't go through all this again. 1039 00:56:56,121 --> 00:57:01,377 I mean, he thinks that he loves me. But we would never last. 1040 00:57:02,657 --> 00:57:06,729 Even if I allowed myself to fall in love with him--which I could-- 1041 00:57:07,079 --> 00:57:13,753 Eventually he'd leave me for someone young. Younger. 1042 00:57:14,873 --> 00:57:16,687 Like Chris did. 1043 00:57:16,817 --> 00:57:22,163 He's crazy. He was so stupid to cheat on you. 1044 00:57:25,183 --> 00:57:27,455 You smell amazing. 1045 00:57:28,675 --> 00:57:32,921 Thank you. It's Jo Malone 154. 1046 00:57:33,431 --> 00:57:36,725 Lisa owns every perfume but that. 1047 00:57:37,645 --> 00:57:39,961 Why don't you buy it for her? 1048 00:57:43,801 --> 00:57:50,044 There's something about a person who gets themselves everything that they want... 1049 00:57:50,534 --> 00:57:55,567 It makes you not want to get them stuff. 1050 00:57:57,787 --> 00:58:00,432 That sounds bad, doesn't it? I sound like a jerk. 1051 00:58:00,432 --> 00:58:01,651 No, no. 1052 00:58:01,651 --> 00:58:03,004 Yeah. 1053 00:58:03,004 --> 00:58:05,216 No. But maybe you need to talk to someone about it. 1054 00:58:05,216 --> 00:58:09,236 What do you mean, a therapist? I can't afford that. 1055 00:58:09,236 --> 00:58:10,884 Ga, Josh. 1056 00:58:10,884 --> 00:58:15,402 You have a $2.5-million-dollar house, what're you talking about? 1057 00:58:15,402 --> 00:58:19,141 Yeah, that's exactly what I'm talking about--I can't afford that. 1058 00:58:24,041 --> 00:58:27,285 (the others, offscreen) Time's up!! 1059 00:58:32,085 --> 00:58:33,402 Where's Ginger? 1060 00:58:33,402 --> 00:58:35,233 She went to the bathroom. 1061 00:58:41,503 --> 00:58:43,150 (the others laugh) 1062 00:58:50,110 --> 00:58:52,950 Michelle. 1063 00:58:59,710 --> 00:59:01,077 I'm so glad I got you. 1064 00:59:01,077 --> 00:59:02,293 Really? 1065 00:59:02,293 --> 00:59:03,592 Yeah. 1066 00:59:04,302 --> 00:59:06,292 Um, I need to ask you something. 1067 00:59:06,502 --> 00:59:08,423 Yeah, we can do more than just kiss. 1068 00:59:08,423 --> 00:59:13,025 No, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. No, it's about Ginger. 1069 00:59:14,435 --> 00:59:15,651 O-kay. 1070 00:59:16,541 --> 00:59:19,644 Do you think she would reconcile? 1071 00:59:20,404 --> 00:59:22,354 You wanna get back together? 1072 00:59:22,354 --> 00:59:24,842 Yeah. I have to get her back. 1073 00:59:26,122 --> 00:59:27,826 I don't know-- 1074 00:59:27,846 --> 00:59:29,396 You must have some idea. 1075 00:59:29,396 --> 00:59:31,293 No, really, I don't. 1076 00:59:32,033 --> 00:59:34,430 I don't know if she'd go back. 1077 00:59:35,330 --> 00:59:37,269 You know, when she turns a corner-- 1078 00:59:37,279 --> 00:59:39,803 I know. I know. 1079 00:59:40,613 --> 00:59:45,669 In college, she used to cry over a guy for a week and then he was dead to her. 1080 00:59:45,699 --> 00:59:48,305 When she's done, she's done, you know? 1081 00:59:48,385 --> 00:59:49,342 Yeah. 1082 00:59:49,342 --> 00:59:51,390 If this is about her looking good, Chris-- 1083 00:59:51,390 --> 00:59:54,117 Oh, please, I'm shallow, I'm not ridiculous. 1084 00:59:54,117 --> 00:59:57,255 That's why I came here tonight, to see if she would get back together with me 1085 00:59:57,255 --> 00:59:59,783 And then she shows up with this boy toy. 1086 00:59:59,783 --> 01:00:02,591 You got a hotel room with a 23-year-old actress! 1087 01:00:02,591 --> 01:00:04,246 She was twenty-eight. 1088 01:00:04,706 --> 01:00:06,967 Okay, well on IMDB it's says that she's-- 1089 01:00:06,967 --> 01:00:10,671 She's an actress. She lies about her age. 1090 01:00:12,641 --> 01:00:14,419 So, you regret it? 1091 01:00:14,419 --> 01:00:18,124 Oh my god, yes, I regret it. 1092 01:00:18,124 --> 01:00:20,359 If I could take it back, I would. 1093 01:00:22,739 --> 01:00:25,414 But at some point, it was exciting, right? 1094 01:00:26,054 --> 01:00:27,963 For about two minutes. 1095 01:00:27,963 --> 01:00:32,121 But it was, like, great, right? Like, did you, like, feel alive? 1096 01:00:32,121 --> 01:00:36,843 Are you thinking about cheating on Dave? Is that what this is about, our playing this game? 1097 01:00:37,133 --> 01:00:38,572 No, I just... 1098 01:00:39,432 --> 01:00:43,951 I'm so sick of Dave. You know? 1099 01:00:44,691 --> 01:00:49,063 Yeah, I know. And then you get tired of the person you're cheating with. 1100 01:00:49,063 --> 01:00:54,615 And then, I don't know, it just seems like bad form to cheat on the person you're cheating with. 1101 01:00:57,375 --> 01:00:58,637 Yeah. 1102 01:00:58,637 --> 01:01:02,363 And let me tell you something. It's not real great out there. 1103 01:01:02,493 --> 01:01:05,609 What's it like? Dating again? 1104 01:01:05,609 --> 01:01:07,983 It sucks. 1105 01:01:08,597 --> 01:01:14,677 Because all these people have baggage. And you're not exactly eager to find out what it is. 1106 01:01:14,677 --> 01:01:20,900 And I don't know. I don't feel like meeting strangers in restaurants and, you know, 1107 01:01:20,900 --> 01:01:25,973 immediately finding out they're nowhere near as good as Ginger. 1108 01:01:30,503 --> 01:01:33,018 Did I tell you I went to the Oscars this year? 1109 01:01:33,018 --> 01:01:35,470 A friend of mine had an extra ticket so I got to go. 1110 01:01:35,470 --> 01:01:36,653 How was it? 1111 01:01:36,653 --> 01:01:40,425 Within five minutes of being there, you're walking down the red carpet-- 1112 01:01:40,425 --> 01:01:43,947 and everybody's ignoring you because you're not a star-- 1113 01:01:43,947 --> 01:01:50,070 --and then you realize, you don't even want to be there if you don't have a movie in the running. 1114 01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:55,741 And at this point in my life, I want to make something great. 1115 01:01:55,741 --> 01:02:00,532 You know? Something that moves people, that makes them feel something. 1116 01:02:00,532 --> 01:02:04,779 And this is going to sound weird, but I can't do it without Ginger. 1117 01:02:06,049 --> 01:02:09,316 I need her. I need her in my corner. 1118 01:02:09,316 --> 01:02:12,435 (the others, offscreen) Time's up!! 1119 01:02:12,675 --> 01:02:14,479 Are you bummed we didn't do anything? 1120 01:02:14,479 --> 01:02:16,150 No, no, it's fine. 1121 01:02:17,790 --> 01:02:20,680 I hope Ginger takes you back. 1122 01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:23,549 Thanks. You're awesome. 1123 01:02:27,729 --> 01:02:32,169 Full sex, right? I'm prepared for anything. 1124 01:02:39,599 --> 01:02:42,683 I'm--I'm sorry. Can I talk to you for a sec? 1125 01:02:42,683 --> 01:02:45,371 Yeah. Yeah. 1126 01:02:58,629 --> 01:03:00,009 How was it? 1127 01:03:00,009 --> 01:03:01,239 What? 1128 01:03:03,989 --> 01:03:05,787 Making out with Josh. 1129 01:03:05,787 --> 01:03:10,409 We didn't make out. We just, we kissed a little. 1130 01:03:10,409 --> 01:03:11,518 Was it good? 1131 01:03:12,378 --> 01:03:15,904 Brad. We just talked. I was upset. 1132 01:03:15,904 --> 01:03:18,061 Why? Why were you upset? 1133 01:03:18,881 --> 01:03:21,208 He cheated on you and he left you. 1134 01:03:21,208 --> 01:03:23,086 I know. 1135 01:03:23,836 --> 01:03:26,358 What do you see in him? 1136 01:03:26,358 --> 01:03:29,640 Okay, yeah, maybe he was good-looking when he was young, but-- 1137 01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:31,654 Brad, he and I are the same age. 1138 01:03:31,654 --> 01:03:39,008 Yeah, but you're beautiful and interesting and smart, and he's this Hollywood producer. 1139 01:03:39,008 --> 01:03:42,782 And you took vows. And he slept with someone else. 1140 01:03:42,782 --> 01:03:44,468 Doesn't that bother you? 1141 01:03:44,468 --> 01:03:48,118 Of course. It all bothers me! 1142 01:03:48,118 --> 01:03:52,298 The fact that he cheated, the fact that we're getting a divorce-- 1143 01:03:52,298 --> 01:03:57,673 The fact that Oliver's going to have to deal with the effects of this divorce for the rest of his life. 1144 01:03:57,673 --> 01:04:00,988 Stepmothers, and stepfathers, flying back and forth across the country-- 1145 01:04:00,988 --> 01:04:04,864 To see one parent while he's missing the one he's not with. 1146 01:04:11,214 --> 01:04:13,030 Brad, what are we doing? 1147 01:04:13,350 --> 01:04:14,608 What do you mean? 1148 01:04:14,908 --> 01:04:17,340 You want me to fall in love with you? 1149 01:04:17,430 --> 01:04:20,794 Yes! Please! That's what I want! 1150 01:04:20,794 --> 01:04:22,459 Okay, then what? 1151 01:04:22,459 --> 01:04:29,724 We... we enjoy life. And--and we have fun together. 1152 01:04:29,724 --> 01:04:31,529 And we have amazing sex. 1153 01:04:31,529 --> 01:04:33,785 How long would that last? 1154 01:04:33,785 --> 01:04:35,834 Ah-- 1155 01:04:37,134 --> 01:04:40,528 Even if we lasted a couple of years--if we even made it to spring-- 1156 01:04:40,528 --> 01:04:42,305 Of course we'd make it to spring. 1157 01:04:42,305 --> 01:04:47,679 Okay, then what? We get married, and you become Oliver's stepfather? 1158 01:04:47,679 --> 01:04:54,237 You're gonna wanna be with someone young. Someone who's in the same life phase as you. 1159 01:04:54,237 --> 01:04:55,601 Life phase? 1160 01:04:55,601 --> 01:05:01,811 Yeah, life phase. Mine involves my eyesight suddenly going to shit. 1161 01:05:01,811 --> 01:05:05,971 And buying reading glasses at the drugstore, like old people. 1162 01:05:05,971 --> 01:05:10,181 Worrying about how the teen years are going to be. Getting root canals, and-- 1163 01:05:10,181 --> 01:05:13,360 It's not all serious. You can have fun. 1164 01:05:13,610 --> 01:05:15,605 Yeah, but-- 1165 01:05:15,605 --> 01:05:22,820 I guess at the end of the day, I want to be with someone who is in the same place in life as me. 1166 01:05:31,545 --> 01:05:33,450 I'm ready. 1167 01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:37,707 Lisa. 1168 01:05:41,637 --> 01:05:43,326 (Music plays) 1169 01:05:46,464 --> 01:05:47,781 Mm! 1170 01:05:51,431 --> 01:05:52,738 (they laugh) 1171 01:06:26,446 --> 01:06:28,245 Time's up!! 1172 01:06:30,261 --> 01:06:31,851 Time's up! 1173 01:06:34,221 --> 01:06:35,487 Oh, boy. 1174 01:06:35,657 --> 01:06:37,244 Are you kidding me?! 1175 01:06:37,244 --> 01:06:39,021 Hey, thanks for dinner. 1176 01:06:39,621 --> 01:06:41,098 (Bree) Is he leaving? 1177 01:06:41,098 --> 01:06:42,503 What the hell did you do?! 1178 01:06:42,503 --> 01:06:43,639 Nothing. 1179 01:06:43,639 --> 01:06:45,027 Right. 1180 01:06:46,237 --> 01:06:49,175 We said we were gonna honor the contract! 1181 01:07:09,675 --> 01:07:11,308 You okay? 1182 01:07:25,645 --> 01:07:27,611 Ginger... 1183 01:07:30,421 --> 01:07:32,267 I wanna get back together. 1184 01:07:34,947 --> 01:07:36,494 Are you kidding? 1185 01:07:37,684 --> 01:07:39,139 No. 1186 01:07:41,099 --> 01:07:43,703 I'm sorry, you know, about arguing earlier. 1187 01:07:44,013 --> 01:07:46,327 Yeah, me, too. 1188 01:07:46,547 --> 01:07:48,511 I'm developing a new theory. 1189 01:07:48,701 --> 01:07:50,446 What's your theory? 1190 01:07:51,946 --> 01:07:56,319 The fact that everything is based on these little white lies is a good thing. 1191 01:07:56,319 --> 01:08:02,362 You know? It's people being compassionate toward one another. Protecting each other's feelings. 1192 01:08:02,362 --> 01:08:04,796 Okay. I wanna go with this. Go ahead. 1193 01:08:05,026 --> 01:08:08,865 Like, it's hard enough for me to accept Lisa has nice breasts-- 1194 01:08:08,865 --> 01:08:10,087 No, she doesn't-- 1195 01:08:10,087 --> 01:08:12,946 But I don't want to hear you say it aloud. You know? 1196 01:08:12,946 --> 01:08:16,432 Better for me to just hope you don't spend too much time thinking about them. 1197 01:08:16,432 --> 01:08:18,209 I don't. 1198 01:08:18,569 --> 01:08:19,880 Right. 1199 01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:28,011 These little white lies, they are the glue that hold relationships together. They hold society together. 1200 01:08:31,531 --> 01:08:35,132 So, uh, what'd you think of my new material? 1201 01:08:35,132 --> 01:08:36,530 I think it's great. 1202 01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:38,156 But what? 1203 01:08:38,156 --> 01:08:40,587 Nothing. I think it's great. 1204 01:08:41,707 --> 01:08:44,219 What specifically did you have a problem with? 1205 01:08:44,539 --> 01:08:48,900 I didn't have a problem with any of it. It's all good. 1206 01:08:48,900 --> 01:08:51,263 But not as good as my best stuff. 1207 01:08:52,263 --> 01:08:53,617 It will be. 1208 01:08:54,077 --> 01:08:56,636 You're going to do your tweaking. You know? 1209 01:08:56,636 --> 01:09:01,115 You're gonna rewrite it, and rewrite it, and it's gonna be on the same level as your other stuff. 1210 01:09:01,595 --> 01:09:05,525 Sounds like I got a lot of rewriting to do, huh? 1211 01:09:05,525 --> 01:09:09,896 I feel like we have not fought this much in a year. 1212 01:09:09,896 --> 01:09:12,582 It's these people. They're a bad influence. 1213 01:09:13,582 --> 01:09:15,728 So, is this because I've lost weight? 1214 01:09:15,728 --> 01:09:17,761 No. Gain it all back, I don't care. 1215 01:09:17,761 --> 01:09:22,823 Oh, you do care! Okay? Men are visually stimulated. 1216 01:09:25,473 --> 01:09:31,075 See, I miss this. I miss our conversations. I miss good conversation. 1217 01:09:31,075 --> 01:09:37,896 I went to every screening of every movie and defended each as if it were my own child. 1218 01:09:38,686 --> 01:09:41,137 The Hallmark movie, Chris? 1219 01:09:41,137 --> 01:09:43,358 You're an angel. 1220 01:09:47,618 --> 01:09:52,015 I used to love to cook for you. I don't know if I could do that now. 1221 01:09:52,445 --> 01:09:54,671 Don't say that! 1222 01:09:54,931 --> 01:09:59,421 Do you know how many tears Oliver and I have cried over you? 1223 01:09:59,421 --> 01:10:01,281 I'm sorry-- 1224 01:10:01,281 --> 01:10:07,852 Being cheated on and being walked out on... It's very shaming! 1225 01:10:08,592 --> 01:10:12,449 Everyone's going to look at me and wonder how I could take you back. 1226 01:10:12,999 --> 01:10:18,264 I will spend the rest of my life making this up to you, Gin. 1227 01:10:21,074 --> 01:10:24,088 So, we're gonna go the whole rest of our marriage without you telling me what you did? 1228 01:10:24,088 --> 01:10:27,509 The 'whole rest of our marriage' makes it sound like we're gonna last a long time. 1229 01:10:27,509 --> 01:10:28,966 You don't think we will? 1230 01:10:28,966 --> 01:10:30,209 I don't know. 1231 01:10:30,209 --> 01:10:33,277 Well, that doesn't sound good. 1232 01:10:34,947 --> 01:10:38,550 Is this about that kid? What, are you, like, in love with him or something? 1233 01:10:39,320 --> 01:10:40,191 No. 1234 01:10:40,811 --> 01:10:42,535 I can't believe this. 1235 01:10:42,535 --> 01:10:44,999 That punk. I served him Opus One. 1236 01:10:44,999 --> 01:10:47,905 And he did God knows what with my wife. 1237 01:10:47,905 --> 01:10:50,298 Josh, I didn't say I wanna break up. 1238 01:10:50,298 --> 01:10:53,324 It wouldn't be a break-up, it would be a divorce. 1239 01:10:54,244 --> 01:10:57,895 Well, I'm not thinking about divorce. 1240 01:10:58,065 --> 01:10:59,706 I was earlier tonight. 1241 01:11:00,036 --> 01:11:01,249 What?! 1242 01:11:02,289 --> 01:11:05,605 It's just that the girls think that you don't respect me. 1243 01:11:05,605 --> 01:11:11,011 The way that you're always making sarcastic remarks and trying to take me down a notch. 1244 01:11:11,011 --> 01:11:12,317 I respect you. 1245 01:11:14,047 --> 01:11:16,431 I don't know if you do. 1246 01:11:17,961 --> 01:11:23,179 Wha--what does that word mean anyway--'respect'? Respect. 1247 01:11:28,099 --> 01:11:33,731 Obviously, I respect you. If I didn't, why would I want to go to that kid's next showcase 1248 01:11:33,731 --> 01:11:37,903 and beat the shit out of him in front of his agents and managers and everybody? 1249 01:11:39,003 --> 01:11:42,806 Not much of a guest room. What is this, the servants' quarters? 1250 01:11:42,806 --> 01:11:45,115 Stop complaining. 1251 01:11:45,535 --> 01:11:49,318 So. What'd you and Chris do? 1252 01:11:49,508 --> 01:11:51,053 Nothing. 1253 01:11:51,353 --> 01:11:53,500 Michelle. 1254 01:11:53,500 --> 01:11:58,130 I'm serious. We didn't do anything. We just talked. He wants to get back together with Ginger. 1255 01:11:58,130 --> 01:12:01,300 He does? Is she gonna take him back? 1256 01:12:01,300 --> 01:12:03,639 I don't know. 1257 01:12:04,489 --> 01:12:06,215 What did you and Lisa do? 1258 01:12:06,215 --> 01:12:08,122 Wait, I wanna talk about Ginger and Chris. 1259 01:12:08,122 --> 01:12:10,777 No, let's talk about you and Lisa. 1260 01:12:11,417 --> 01:12:14,344 I'm not trying to grill you, I'm just curious. 1261 01:12:15,274 --> 01:12:17,801 I'm glad it was her. I'm not jealous of her. 1262 01:12:17,801 --> 01:12:19,419 You're not? 1263 01:12:21,079 --> 01:12:23,212 Do you think I should be? 1264 01:12:24,392 --> 01:12:26,184 You have a thing for Lisa now! 1265 01:12:26,404 --> 01:12:28,020 No, I don't. 1266 01:12:28,020 --> 01:12:33,199 Dave. Her boobs are so big. They're too big. 1267 01:12:33,499 --> 01:12:38,832 Just because I don't think she's a threat doesn't mean she's not a threat. You could be totally attracted to her. 1268 01:12:38,912 --> 01:12:40,917 (Dave sighs) 1269 01:12:42,957 --> 01:12:44,984 You think she's hot! 1270 01:12:45,004 --> 01:12:47,741 You loved making out with her. Did you do more than kiss? 1271 01:12:47,741 --> 01:12:49,118 No. 1272 01:12:49,118 --> 01:12:51,219 Did you wish you did more than kiss? 1273 01:12:51,919 --> 01:12:54,629 Wha--it's--why is that even-- 1274 01:12:54,629 --> 01:12:56,589 Oh my god! 1275 01:12:56,749 --> 01:12:58,902 I'm so jealous, I could scream. 1276 01:12:58,902 --> 01:13:01,608 I could totally freak out right now. 1277 01:13:02,228 --> 01:13:03,594 Oh my god. 1278 01:13:03,594 --> 01:13:06,480 She has a great body, doesn't she? 1279 01:13:07,020 --> 01:13:09,643 Are you--you really want me to answer that? 1280 01:13:09,643 --> 01:13:12,762 YES. Do you think she has a good body? 1281 01:13:12,762 --> 01:13:14,206 Unh-- 1282 01:13:15,556 --> 01:13:17,890 Maybe? I don't--this is stupid-- 1283 01:13:17,890 --> 01:13:20,176 How can you say that to me?! 1284 01:13:20,436 --> 01:13:22,563 All I said was 'maybe'! 1285 01:13:22,733 --> 01:13:24,589 Oh my god! 1286 01:13:24,769 --> 01:13:28,615 She has a good figure and I'm a short-waisted freak! 1287 01:13:30,045 --> 01:13:32,861 You are not a short-waisted freak. 1288 01:13:36,389 --> 01:13:39,778 If you were innocent, you would just tell me what you did. 1289 01:13:39,778 --> 01:13:43,517 The fact that you won't tell me what you did means you're guilty of something! 1290 01:13:43,517 --> 01:13:45,697 We signed a contract for exactly this reason. 1291 01:13:45,697 --> 01:13:48,083 You know what's weird? 1292 01:13:48,083 --> 01:13:52,364 You haven't asked what Ginger and I did. Because it hasn't even occurred to you-- 1293 01:13:52,364 --> 01:13:55,365 because you're so consumed by thoughts of Brad! 1294 01:13:55,365 --> 01:13:57,867 What did you do? Tell me what you did! 1295 01:14:04,767 --> 01:14:09,896 So, what, I'm just--I'm just supposed to go around wondering what you did for the rest of my life? 1296 01:14:09,896 --> 01:14:14,351 Yeah. Just like I'll always wonder what you did with that girl, Jennifer, from work. 1297 01:14:14,351 --> 01:14:18,977 Oh, I knew you were going to play that card. That happened eight years ago. 1298 01:14:21,217 --> 01:14:24,177 It feels like yesterday. 1299 01:14:24,517 --> 01:14:25,559 (Music plays) 1300 01:14:25,559 --> 01:14:28,682 You can't. Try all you want, but you're not going to. 1301 01:14:28,682 --> 01:14:30,718 Let me love you. Let me love you! 1302 01:14:30,718 --> 01:14:32,091 (Michelle) No! 1303 01:14:32,321 --> 01:14:33,492 (Michelle) Stop. You're too-- 1304 01:14:33,492 --> 01:14:34,480 Okay, just give up. 1305 01:14:34,480 --> 01:14:35,211 No! 1306 01:14:35,211 --> 01:14:35,983 (Dave) Just give up! 1307 01:14:35,983 --> 01:14:37,165 No! 1308 01:14:43,765 --> 01:14:46,707 I wanna read that script he sold. 1309 01:14:48,407 --> 01:14:52,845 It's weird. There's so many people out there. 1310 01:14:54,465 --> 01:14:57,023 But there's no one like you. 1311 01:15:01,803 --> 01:15:04,552 Please give me another chance. 1312 01:15:05,932 --> 01:15:08,718 I don't know if I can get over it. 1313 01:15:08,718 --> 01:15:12,867 Tell me what to do to make this right. I'll do anything. 1314 01:15:16,247 --> 01:15:21,532 You know, the obvious thing is that you get a free pass. 1315 01:15:21,812 --> 01:15:23,067 (Ginger laughs) 1316 01:15:23,067 --> 01:15:26,272 You get to cheat on me. Once. Whenever you want. 1317 01:15:28,162 --> 01:15:31,484 I would argue that that kid, Brad, counts for something. 1318 01:15:31,484 --> 01:15:34,566 Because I know you had better sex with him than I did with the actress. 1319 01:15:34,566 --> 01:15:39,540 Well, I'm sorry that you didn't fully enjoy yourself when you were cheating on me. 1320 01:15:59,940 --> 01:16:01,183 Tense up. 1321 01:16:01,583 --> 01:16:02,345 What? 1322 01:16:02,345 --> 01:16:03,604 Just tense your stomach muscles up. 1323 01:16:03,604 --> 01:16:04,178 I don't-- 1324 01:16:04,178 --> 01:16:05,158 Go ahead, do it. 1325 01:16:05,158 --> 01:16:07,023 I don't understand--oh! 1326 01:16:07,023 --> 01:16:08,038 Ow! 1327 01:16:08,038 --> 01:16:10,235 (Music plays) 1328 01:16:28,721 --> 01:16:33,806 From this point forward, I won't bring up Brad and you won't bring up Jennifer. 1329 01:16:35,046 --> 01:16:37,236 Okay. 1330 01:16:41,426 --> 01:16:43,613 Something's changed. 1331 01:16:43,883 --> 01:16:45,256 What do you mean? 1332 01:16:45,256 --> 01:16:48,332 I don't know. It's like you're not as invested. 1333 01:16:50,002 --> 01:16:52,714 I'm invested. 1334 01:16:55,764 --> 01:16:58,716 What are you doing? You always stay up and work. 1335 01:16:58,716 --> 01:17:01,403 Not tonight. We gotta have sex. 1336 01:17:02,533 --> 01:17:05,701 I gotta try to make you forget about that kid. 1337 01:17:06,891 --> 01:17:08,749 Who shall remain nameless. 1338 01:17:09,569 --> 01:17:12,089 I didn't get to do anything. 1339 01:17:12,089 --> 01:17:16,139 Everybody got to do something except for me. 1340 01:17:16,399 --> 01:17:18,590 (Music plays) 1341 01:18:51,436 --> 01:18:53,329 Prescriptions? For what? 1342 01:18:53,329 --> 01:18:58,543 You name it. High blood pressure, reflux, hair loss, anxiety--the guy is falling apart. 1343 01:18:58,543 --> 01:19:02,174 The price of success. You know, he's under a lot of pressure. 1344 01:19:02,174 --> 01:19:05,531 Yeah, maybe that's what we're in for when we get to where we wanna be, huh? 1345 01:19:05,531 --> 01:19:08,184 No, no, we'll be different. We'll handle it better. 1346 01:19:08,184 --> 01:19:09,170 Ah, right. 1347 01:19:09,170 --> 01:19:11,453 Stay grounded, keep our priorities straight-- 1348 01:19:11,453 --> 01:19:14,591 (Ryan) Right. Maybe the guy's just not good at handling stress. 1349 01:19:14,591 --> 01:19:18,063 Yeah. We'll handle it better. 1350 01:19:18,063 --> 01:19:19,364 I feel for him. 1351 01:19:19,364 --> 01:19:20,703 Yeah? 1352 01:19:20,703 --> 01:19:22,555 (Ryan) Mm-hm. 1353 01:19:26,137 --> 01:19:28,301 (Music plays) 1354 01:19:28,721 --> 01:19:30,394 Bye. 1355 01:19:49,064 --> 01:19:52,673 Okay. Alright. I'll call you when I get there. Thanks. Bye. 1356 01:19:53,933 --> 01:19:56,337 Ginger told me to tell you thanks. 1357 01:19:56,337 --> 01:19:57,558 For what? 1358 01:19:57,558 --> 01:20:00,996 She said you were kind to her last night. 1359 01:20:06,603 --> 01:20:08,666 Let's call Oliver. 1360 01:20:11,496 --> 01:20:13,778 We can't screw up again. 1361 01:20:14,798 --> 01:20:16,188 YOU can't. 1362 01:20:16,188 --> 01:20:18,790 I won't. I'm not going to. 1363 01:20:18,790 --> 01:20:22,926 We can't put him through that again. 1364 01:20:23,516 --> 01:20:25,555 We won't. 1365 01:20:32,165 --> 01:20:34,574 The girls all think you're really attractive. 1366 01:20:34,574 --> 01:20:36,269 They do? 1367 01:20:37,539 --> 01:20:40,084 Well, what'd they say, exactly? 1368 01:20:40,214 --> 01:20:42,631 That you have sex appeal. 1369 01:20:43,251 --> 01:20:46,418 They think you're great. They love you. 1370 01:20:49,328 --> 01:20:51,817 What's the matter? What's wrong? 1371 01:20:55,077 --> 01:20:56,182 I'm sorry... 1372 01:20:56,732 --> 01:20:58,007 For what? 1373 01:20:58,237 --> 01:21:02,406 It's, just, I know I can be short-tempered and-- 1374 01:21:03,270 --> 01:21:04,800 Well, you get no sleep. 1375 01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:07,822 You're walking around totally sleep-deprived. 1376 01:21:07,822 --> 01:21:10,344 And here you're trying to write, and mastermind everything-- 1377 01:21:10,344 --> 01:21:11,998 where the kids are going to go to school, 1378 01:21:11,998 --> 01:21:14,694 and what's the best pediatrician for them to go to, 1379 01:21:14,694 --> 01:21:17,190 and whether or not they're going to get flu shots... 1380 01:21:17,190 --> 01:21:23,527 You're an amazing mom. And I'm no help. I mean, I'm lame. I don't do anything compared to you. 1381 01:21:25,377 --> 01:21:27,536 Thank you. 1382 01:21:28,416 --> 01:21:32,945 That's all I wanted to hear--just the acknowledgement, you know? 1383 01:21:36,095 --> 01:21:38,708 We should go out. Once a week. 1384 01:21:39,428 --> 01:21:43,191 Just the two of us. I don't care what it costs, we have to do it. 1385 01:21:43,191 --> 01:21:45,284 Okay. 1386 01:21:47,584 --> 01:21:50,638 Do you remember what Antonio Banderas said? 1387 01:21:51,058 --> 01:21:54,052 "A relationship is like a fire." 1388 01:21:56,012 --> 01:22:00,388 "You have to throw wood on it to keep it going." 1389 01:22:01,028 --> 01:22:02,702 (in Spanish) Si. 1390 01:22:08,379 --> 01:22:09,639 (Ryan) I've been thinking about New York. 1391 01:22:09,639 --> 01:22:11,044 (Bree) Really? 1392 01:22:11,044 --> 01:22:14,846 Yeah. For a writer, it's the best place to live. 1393 01:22:14,846 --> 01:22:20,440 You know, you overhear the most interesting conversations that you would never hear in L.A. 1394 01:22:22,100 --> 01:22:26,563 I don't know. I know that Manhattan is crazy expensive-- 1395 01:22:26,683 --> 01:22:29,174 The air quality is terrible-- 1396 01:22:29,174 --> 01:22:33,029 Right. But what if, deep down inside, you believe that it's the only place to live? 1397 01:22:33,929 --> 01:22:36,455 Is that what you think? 1398 01:22:36,455 --> 01:22:38,980 Maybe. 1399 01:22:40,240 --> 01:22:42,157 Me, too. 1400 01:22:42,157 --> 01:22:48,184 Let's go. I mean, I could easily leave, you know? I'm serious. 1401 01:22:48,184 --> 01:22:53,740 I mean, I love our friends, but... I could walk away. 1402 01:22:56,390 --> 01:22:57,967 We can't move. 1403 01:22:57,967 --> 01:23:01,027 Yeah. Not yet. 1404 01:23:01,027 --> 01:23:04,256 I gotta be out here for meetings and stuff. 1405 01:23:06,806 --> 01:23:10,105 Dave and Michelle are hosting the next dinner. 1406 01:23:12,275 --> 01:23:13,596 Should be fun. 1407 01:23:13,806 --> 01:23:15,707 Yeah. Should be. 1408 01:23:17,177 --> 01:23:18,408 (Music plays) 105592

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