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BASED ON A TRUE STORY.
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DECEMBER 1ST
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{\an8}I know it's Christmas,
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{\an8}but you don't get
into the holiday spirit when it's sunny.
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- I need to get home to Norway.
- Yeah.
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- I'm so excited.
- There's so much to do.
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- It's okay, Mom. You've got time.
- Yes, but still...
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Has it been snowing a lot?
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Sure,
but tell me about your boyfriend!
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Well, you can meet him
if you come to visit us.
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We're settling in nicely.
We're doing very well.
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We've almost unpacked everything.
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Hold on, Mom. Hello?
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Wait, wait.
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Oh my God!
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What is it?
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Mom, I'll call you back.
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Herregud?
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Is that a good thing?
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I know you love Christmas, so I wanted to
do something Christmas-themed for the...
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Oh.
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- Thea Evjen.
- Oh!
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I love you.
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And I know this might be early
for Norwegian standards,
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but, in India,
we would have had two kids already
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and they would be in college.
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So, if you're not, like, doing anything
for the next couple of decades...
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Yeah.
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...would you mind marrying me?
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Are you crazy right now?
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Uh...
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You don't even know
my middle name.
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And did you actually also know
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that I have diabetes running in my family
and that's...
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Diabetes is not contagious.
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You haven't even met my family yet.
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Okay, I'm gonna get up.
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- No.
- Okay.
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Okay, I'm coming down.
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Hi.
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Look, I know it's early.
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But when you know, you know.
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You know?
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I know.
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Look, the rules say
you have to say yes or no.
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Okay. Yeah. Okay, fine.
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"Yeah, okay, fine."
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Oh...
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Hmm.
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- Sorry.
- It's fine.
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MOM
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Uh...
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So?
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Yeah.
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What would you say...
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to...
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joining me and my family
for Christmas in Norway this year?
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I would love to, but it's like you
don't know my middle name.
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You're such a jerk.
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- Yes. Of course. I would love to.
- Yeah?
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Oh, you have so much to look forward to.
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- Christmas in Norway is... is the best.
- Mm-hmm.
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Mmm...
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You know, I'm so excited
to meet your mom, Anne-Lise,
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and the rest of the family.
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They're so excited too.
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I'm gonna tell them to have a god jul.
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- So my family doesn't really know that...
- Is it jool or jul?
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- Uh, jul. Yeah, it's jul. Yeah.
- Jul? Okay, jul.
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- But what I was saying...
- Yeah.
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Uh, my family doesn't really know...
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Ladies and gentlemen,
we're landing at Oslo Airport.
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Please fasten your seat belt
and make sure the trays...
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Sorry. What were you saying?
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Just that my family...
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is super excited to see you.
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Yeah.
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Jul.
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Fresh air.
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You think this is fresh air?
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Are you gonna be like this the whole time?
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I'm sorry. What's up?
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Oh.
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It's just a family sweater tradition thing
that we've been doing forever.
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I'm sure my mom has
knitted one for you too.
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Oh, I should have got them something.
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Oh, like the Indian equivalent
of a family sweater.
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You know what I was
trying to tell you earlier.
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Yeah.
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- Um, I haven't...
- So, you're from India?
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Uh, yeah, dude. Have you ever been?
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No, I've never been to India.
But I've been to Turkey.
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A boys' trip.
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Mm. Now that's fresh air.
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Can you feel it, Jash?
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Ah.
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I think my nostril hair
froze to each other.
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Hello.
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- Oh, Mom!
- Hello, hello.
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Oh, hello.
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- Oh!
- Hi.
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So good to see you, Thea.
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My little girl.
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Oh! I've missed you.
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Welcome home.
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- You've decorated so nicely.
- Thank you.
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- But you have to meet...
- Yes!
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Hello, Josh,
and welcome to Norway.
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- Oh.
- Thank you.
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What?
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It's not him. It is...
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Huh?
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Hello.
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Jash, as in Jashan.
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Oh.
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Uh, Jashan or Jash.
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Yes. Hello.
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- Hello.
- And welcome...
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...to Norway, Sh... Shazam.
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He's from, uh, India.
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Yes, I can see that. Yes.
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Oh, this is so nice
to finally meet you, Shazam.
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Jashan.
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Ta-da!
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Oh, wow. Your home is beautiful.
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Thank you, Shazam.
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- Mom, it's Jashan.
- Yes.
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- Oh, look at this.
- Yes, yes.
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Okay, now, this, this is Christmas.
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Yes.
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"Same procedure as every year, James."
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Oh, sorry. It's, uh... It's, uh, Jashan.
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Ja-shan.
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- It's fine. You'll get it.
- Yeah, but it was...
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No, it's just a...
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What is this?
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Yeah. So that's like this tradition
that we had,
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making all these Christmas
decorations every year.
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It's so cute.
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And when did you make this?
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It's all wonky and messed up.
It's so sweet.
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My husband made this
the last year before he died.
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Ah.
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He was very sick.
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♪ Sleep in heavenly peace... ♪
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Yeah, he... he really loved Christmas.
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- Mm. Yeah.
- Yeah. It's very good.
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Balder!
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Hey!
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Hey, Balder.
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Hi!
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Who's a good boy? Who's a...
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- What's up with Balder?
- Well, sometimes he reacts to...
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- To?
- Balder...
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To...
people who are so unfamiliar.
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Are you hungry?
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I... I made some... rømmegrøt...
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It's very nice
that you made some, but I think...
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- We're tired and ate on the plane.
- Yeah.
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I think we're gonna go to bed.
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Good night. No.
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- Yeah.
- It's fine.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah. I know.
- Look at your earrings.
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And this is just a year after.
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- But this is like a different person.
- Yeah, but it's a posh period.
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Oh, and, uh, who's this dude?
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Uh...
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Yeah, that's just a f...
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Uh...
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The towels.
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Thank you.
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Håndkle.
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- Håndkle. Takk.
- Yeah.
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You're welcome.
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Well, uh...
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Uh, good night, mamma.
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Sorry. Isn't that what you say
in, uh, Norwegian? Mamma?
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You... You don't have to call me that.
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Oh, no. In India,
your in-laws are like your parents.
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So that's why I'm actually
very happy to call you mamma.
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Yes, but... but we are in... in Telemark.
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Okay. Uh, what... what would you prefer
that I called you?
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What about Anne-Lise?
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But that's so, uh... It's so impersonal.
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But that's my name.
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- Okay. How about auntie?
- No.
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No? Well, then, mamma it is.
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Goodnight, mamma.
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Uh...
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So, your mom seems nice.
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Do you think, uh, she likes me?
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- Hey, are you awake?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Sorry. I'm sorry.
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I was asking,
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do you think your mom likes me?
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Yeah.
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Sure.
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You didn't tell her I was Indian.
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Uh...
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Well, that shouldn't really matter.
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Yeah. So then, why not tell her?
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You know, my dad, he was like...
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the one who would reason with her.
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Hmm.
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So if I told her, like, three weeks ago
that we were engaged, she would...
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Uh...
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What?
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Make me a sweater?
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Photoshop me in a family card?
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She would sit alone in her room...
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and Google everything.
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Old Indian traditions and stuff.
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And so?
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She would blow it
totally out of proportion.
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In India,
we are often told
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that a daughter's place is
with her in-laws.
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Contrary to the popular belief,
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this practice is just as common
in Indian cities as in the villages.
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In today's day...
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Hmm...
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Hmm.
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Good morning.
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You're up early.
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Yeah, I'm really jet-lagged.
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I've put on some coffee if you want.
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Have you talked to Jørgen since...
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No, I haven't.
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No, I just mean...
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I know that
it hasn't been easy for him either.
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The breakup.
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No, I'm sure it hasn't,
but it was a long time ago, Mom.
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No, it's just a shame
that it had to end like that.
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You and the boy next door.
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All that stuff just got too complicated.
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Yeah, but you know that
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Dad and I always thought
it was going to be the two of you.
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- You're up early as well.
- Mm-hmm.
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I'm going to get started
on the rice pudding now
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because...
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Dad always used to make it
two days in advance.
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So I better get started.
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So... is Shazam asleep?
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Jashan is asleep.
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Yeah.
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Right.
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You could have told me a little earlier
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that he is...
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That he is?
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Uh...
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Indian?
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Is that okay to say, though?
"Indian"? Is that allowed?
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Yes, Mom. You can say Indian.
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Fine. But do I have to make
two Christmas dinners now?
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I don't know.
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I know that Norwegian and Indian cultures
are incredibly different.
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- What have you been googling now?
- I haven't been googling.
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There's just so much to do
before Christmas.
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I have to prepare the medister meatballs,
and then we have to get firewood.
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Your brother gets stressed out
if we don't have firewood.
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And now I might have to make
two Christmas dinners.
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I don't know your boyfriend, and I don't
know what they eat in India for Christmas.
263
00:17:20,041 --> 00:17:22,416
Good morning.
264
00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:26,000
How is this morning?
265
00:17:26,708 --> 00:17:29,500
Yeah, the sun doesn't rise until ten.
266
00:17:30,208 --> 00:17:31,625
Good night.
267
00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:36,833
- Jash.
- Huh?
268
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:40,250
- Um...
- Hmm.
269
00:17:42,416 --> 00:17:44,125
- I was thinking.
- Hmm?
270
00:17:48,791 --> 00:17:52,666
Maybe we should give my mom
a... a bit more time.
271
00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:54,833
You don't wanna tell her
about the engagement?
272
00:17:54,916 --> 00:17:57,791
No. Yeah.
Of course I want to tell her. It's just...
273
00:17:57,875 --> 00:17:59,916
Do I need to ask for her permission
or something?
274
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,791
No. No, no, no. That's not a thing here.
275
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,458
We're very modern.
276
00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:06,833
Okay, well,
then we should just tell her.
277
00:18:06,916 --> 00:18:08,708
No need to keep it a secret, right?
278
00:18:10,958 --> 00:18:12,500
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
279
00:18:15,916 --> 00:18:17,833
I just want the timing to be right.
280
00:18:18,416 --> 00:18:19,416
Okay.
281
00:18:20,625 --> 00:18:22,541
When will the timing be right?
282
00:18:27,958 --> 00:18:30,125
I just want her to get to know you.
283
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000
And...
284
00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:36,500
see the side of you
that I fell in love with.
285
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:39,283
You want me to have sex with your mom?
286
00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:44,375
Fine. I just wasn't ready for this,
but, you know, if that's local tradition...
287
00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:47,000
- No.
- I'm happy to...
288
00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:50,833
What's up?
289
00:18:51,916 --> 00:18:53,750
- She will love you.
- Mm.
290
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,416
And then we can tell her.
291
00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:57,750
- Yeah.
- Mm.
292
00:19:03,541 --> 00:19:05,416
It's going to be a perfect Christmas.
293
00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:14,500
DECEMBER 22ND
294
00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:25,583
Hey, I know you told me
to be myself,
295
00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:28,791
but is there anything more I can do
to connect with your brother?
296
00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:31,208
Like what does he like? Sports? Snow?
297
00:19:31,291 --> 00:19:32,833
Moose?
298
00:19:32,916 --> 00:19:34,041
I don't know.
299
00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:35,416
He's a good guy.
300
00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:38,125
You're gonna be fine. He's gonna like you.
301
00:19:38,208 --> 00:19:39,708
Okay.
302
00:19:40,541 --> 00:19:42,708
And his wife is the fun one, right?
303
00:19:42,791 --> 00:19:44,250
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
304
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:45,458
- No.
- No?
305
00:19:45,541 --> 00:19:47,833
But, yeah, but it's...
306
00:19:47,916 --> 00:19:49,333
Yeah, she would, but...
307
00:19:49,416 --> 00:19:52,083
More... More like no during Christmas.
308
00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:53,166
Not at Christmas?
309
00:19:53,916 --> 00:19:56,583
No.
Because she's on edge with my mom.
310
00:19:56,666 --> 00:19:57,666
So it's...
311
00:19:58,208 --> 00:19:59,208
It's a no.
312
00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:00,833
Yeah.
313
00:20:01,708 --> 00:20:03,892
- Yeah. It's gonna be fine.
- It's gonna be fine.
314
00:20:03,916 --> 00:20:05,036
- Okay. Let's go.
- Let's go.
315
00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:06,809
Yes, I'm coming.
316
00:20:06,833 --> 00:20:07,833
What is it?
317
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:10,958
Merry Christmas!
318
00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:13,666
- Hey.
- Hey.
319
00:20:14,666 --> 00:20:17,041
- Nice to see you.
- Hello, you!
320
00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:18,666
- Hi.
- Hi. Merry Christmas.
321
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:21,083
Merry Christmas! And look at you!
322
00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:23,208
Yes, look at me!
323
00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:24,541
Merry Christmas!
324
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,000
Who is that?
325
00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:30,791
Is that Josh?
326
00:20:32,041 --> 00:20:32,916
Jashan.
327
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,000
Oh!
328
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:35,625
Jashan.
329
00:20:35,708 --> 00:20:37,708
- Hi.
- This is my brother.
330
00:20:37,791 --> 00:20:39,166
Hi, I'm Simen.
331
00:20:40,708 --> 00:20:42,517
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
332
00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:43,375
Uh, Jashan.
333
00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:45,166
Jashan, okay. Uh...
334
00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:47,625
This must be Ronja. God jul, Ronja.
335
00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:49,916
Hello.
336
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,375
Hello.
337
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:52,875
- Okay.
- Yeah.
338
00:20:52,958 --> 00:20:55,208
Having some trouble
with the chair?
339
00:20:55,291 --> 00:20:56,958
Yeah, it's, uh...
340
00:20:57,041 --> 00:20:59,375
- Stuck? Okay. Can I try?
- Stuck, yeah. Sure.
341
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:02,000
- I have a black belt in car seats.
- Okay.
342
00:21:03,041 --> 00:21:04,681
- Jashan.
- Hello.
343
00:21:07,416 --> 00:21:11,416
Am I a horrible human being
if I say that I'm a little surprised?
344
00:21:13,291 --> 00:21:15,958
He's Indian. So what?
345
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:18,000
That's really exciting!
346
00:21:19,125 --> 00:21:20,583
It's not exciting.
347
00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:23,333
Yes, it's very exciting.
348
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:27,958
There are a billion Indians,
so the odds of meeting one are pretty big.
349
00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:29,708
I think he's very handsome.
350
00:21:30,833 --> 00:21:33,125
- Møkkastol!
- What is møkkastol?
351
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:34,375
Shit chair.
352
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:36,875
- Okay, shit chair.
- He's very handsome.
353
00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:41,250
What was that?
354
00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:43,125
Huh?
355
00:21:43,208 --> 00:21:46,333
What was that grunt?
356
00:21:46,416 --> 00:21:47,833
I didn't grunt.
357
00:21:48,833 --> 00:21:49,833
That smile?
358
00:21:50,958 --> 00:21:52,083
What's going on?
359
00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:57,208
- I wasn't supposed to tell you yet.
- What?
360
00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:05,166
What? Fucking hell.
361
00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:07,375
Huh? Are you kidding?
362
00:22:07,458 --> 00:22:10,041
Are you kidding? You just met.
363
00:22:11,416 --> 00:22:13,375
What did Anne-Lise say?
364
00:22:15,791 --> 00:22:18,500
- I haven't told her yet.
- You haven't.
365
00:22:19,541 --> 00:22:22,916
I'm waiting for the perfect timing.
366
00:22:24,208 --> 00:22:26,291
Right. And you thought...
367
00:22:27,416 --> 00:22:29,166
that might be Christmas?
368
00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:30,250
Yeah?
369
00:22:30,708 --> 00:22:32,375
That's a really bad idea.
370
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,708
Yeah, it's a bad idea.
371
00:22:35,625 --> 00:22:36,625
Nah.
372
00:22:37,708 --> 00:22:39,416
This is going to be great!
373
00:22:40,583 --> 00:22:43,041
- And we're good.
- Møkkastol.
374
00:22:43,125 --> 00:22:45,083
- Shit chair.
- Shit chair.
375
00:22:46,333 --> 00:22:48,041
You have to taste this.
376
00:22:49,041 --> 00:22:50,791
This is also Norwegian.
377
00:22:50,875 --> 00:22:52,833
Okay, that's pretty cool.
378
00:22:52,916 --> 00:22:57,208
Brown cheese on Christmas cake
is the best.
379
00:22:58,708 --> 00:22:59,708
For real.
380
00:23:00,291 --> 00:23:01,583
- This? This?
- Mm-hmm.
381
00:23:02,208 --> 00:23:03,291
- Come on.
- Cheers.
382
00:23:03,375 --> 00:23:04,208
Cheers.
383
00:23:08,458 --> 00:23:10,375
No. That bad?
384
00:23:10,458 --> 00:23:12,375
- No.
- No!
385
00:23:12,458 --> 00:23:14,083
It's very interesting.
386
00:23:14,166 --> 00:23:16,500
It's very goaty, mamma.
387
00:23:24,208 --> 00:23:25,208
Hey!
388
00:23:25,875 --> 00:23:29,875
- Are you ready?
- Yes. No!
389
00:23:35,916 --> 00:23:38,416
OUR BELOVED OLA EVJEN
390
00:23:42,375 --> 00:23:45,250
Sorry, mamma.
I think I might be allergic to snow.
391
00:23:47,375 --> 00:23:49,291
This is so exciting.
392
00:23:49,375 --> 00:23:53,041
Okay.
Ready? Three, two, one.
393
00:23:59,458 --> 00:24:00,458
Indian snowman.
394
00:24:01,125 --> 00:24:04,958
♪ Silent night ♪
395
00:24:05,041 --> 00:24:08,500
♪ Holy night ♪
396
00:24:08,583 --> 00:24:14,958
♪ All is calm, all is bright... ♪
397
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,583
You hang Norwegian flags
on Christmas?
398
00:24:20,666 --> 00:24:22,708
- Yes.
- Yes, we do.
399
00:24:24,541 --> 00:24:25,750
Uh, how come?
400
00:24:29,916 --> 00:24:31,291
Uh...
401
00:24:33,041 --> 00:24:36,500
Because everybody does.
402
00:24:37,208 --> 00:24:40,041
Don't eat
the decorations, Hildegunn.
403
00:24:40,125 --> 00:24:42,041
- Is it decorations?
- It is decorations.
404
00:24:42,125 --> 00:24:43,205
I didn't know.
405
00:24:43,250 --> 00:24:45,130
Help me in the kitchen,
will you?
406
00:24:45,166 --> 00:24:46,166
Yes, of course.
407
00:24:46,208 --> 00:24:47,708
Ronja, don't eat these.
408
00:24:47,791 --> 00:24:50,083
Simen, we are not supposed to eat these.
409
00:24:50,166 --> 00:24:51,916
Oh, I know, Hildegunn.
410
00:24:53,291 --> 00:24:55,091
Sorry, Anne-Lise.
I didn't know...
411
00:24:55,125 --> 00:24:58,791
You know, even Americans
don't do this. They're pretty patriotic.
412
00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:03,916
Uh, is she okay?
413
00:25:04,958 --> 00:25:08,083
Yeah. She's just Christmas stressed.
414
00:25:08,166 --> 00:25:09,333
- Christmas stressed?
- Mm.
415
00:25:09,416 --> 00:25:11,750
- That's a thing?
- It's a thing in Norway.
416
00:25:15,708 --> 00:25:17,628
What if we make dinner
something special tonight?
417
00:25:17,708 --> 00:25:19,541
and tell them about the engagement?
418
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,041
- Are you sure?
- Mm-hmm.
419
00:25:23,958 --> 00:25:24,958
- Okay.
- Yeah?
420
00:25:25,666 --> 00:25:27,916
- Aunt Thea?
- Oh!
421
00:25:29,916 --> 00:25:31,642
Does she understand English?
422
00:25:31,666 --> 00:25:32,916
I don't... I don't know.
423
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,458
Do you want candy?
424
00:25:34,541 --> 00:25:36,875
What did he say?
425
00:25:36,958 --> 00:25:38,118
Okay. High-five.
426
00:25:44,583 --> 00:25:50,541
♪ Round yon Virgin Mother ♪
427
00:25:50,625 --> 00:25:53,000
♪ And Child ♪
428
00:25:53,833 --> 00:25:57,125
♪ Holy infant... ♪
429
00:26:14,250 --> 00:26:15,416
Jashan?
430
00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:17,708
Jashan?
431
00:26:18,041 --> 00:26:19,291
God jul!
432
00:26:20,125 --> 00:26:21,833
What are you doing?
433
00:26:21,916 --> 00:26:24,291
You and your family have been
sharing your culture with me,
434
00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:30,458
and I thought I would share the best
of Indian culture with you. Food.
435
00:26:32,208 --> 00:26:34,083
Wow. Where did you get all the spices?
436
00:26:34,666 --> 00:26:36,666
I bring them with me, bro. Duh.
437
00:26:37,250 --> 00:26:39,000
Duh.
438
00:26:39,625 --> 00:26:40,750
But it's Christmas.
439
00:26:41,416 --> 00:26:42,333
Yeah.
440
00:26:45,041 --> 00:26:46,125
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
441
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,083
You said let's make dinner
something special.
442
00:26:57,166 --> 00:26:59,958
Jashan, I said let's make dinner
something special,
443
00:27:00,041 --> 00:27:02,375
like... Not make something special
for dinner.
444
00:27:02,458 --> 00:27:05,083
I thought everyone would be busy
with Christmas stuff,
445
00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:07,416
and I would make dinner
and surprise everyone.
446
00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:08,726
- It's great. It's good.
- Yeah.
447
00:27:08,750 --> 00:27:10,000
- I love your cooking.
- I know.
448
00:27:10,083 --> 00:27:11,791
- It smells great.
- Thank you.
449
00:27:11,875 --> 00:27:14,166
- It's just... that...
- Just...
450
00:27:14,250 --> 00:27:17,041
- That?
- It's December 22nd.
451
00:27:18,958 --> 00:27:20,208
Yes, it is.
452
00:27:22,083 --> 00:27:23,708
It's... It's bitte lille julaften.
453
00:27:23,791 --> 00:27:26,583
It's, um... It's Teeny Tiny Christmas.
454
00:27:26,666 --> 00:27:28,083
What is Teeny Tiny Christmas?
455
00:27:28,666 --> 00:27:31,041
It's the day before the day
before the big day,
456
00:27:31,125 --> 00:27:33,958
and it's sort of like a big deal
in our family.
457
00:27:34,041 --> 00:27:36,083
I thought the big day was December 25th.
458
00:27:36,166 --> 00:27:38,833
I told you. In Norway, it's 24th.
459
00:27:38,916 --> 00:27:42,416
So there's a teeny day
before a tiny day before the big day,
460
00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:44,166
which is before December 25th?
461
00:27:45,916 --> 00:27:46,916
Yeah.
462
00:27:51,291 --> 00:27:53,375
- Hello.
- Hi, Mom.
463
00:27:53,458 --> 00:27:54,833
Uh...
464
00:27:56,666 --> 00:27:57,906
What is that smell?
465
00:27:57,958 --> 00:27:59,250
It smells so good!
466
00:28:00,625 --> 00:28:02,065
- Hmm.
- Do you think so?
467
00:28:02,125 --> 00:28:05,666
No. Maybe I exaggerated a little.
468
00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:07,000
Is something burning?
469
00:28:07,541 --> 00:28:09,750
- What?
- Okay...
470
00:28:09,833 --> 00:28:11,916
- What are you doing?
- I don't know what I'm doing.
471
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,458
Thea? What in the...
472
00:28:16,541 --> 00:28:18,208
- Surprise!
- Surprise!
473
00:28:19,791 --> 00:28:20,911
What the f...
474
00:28:31,166 --> 00:28:34,083
It might not be exactly
475
00:28:35,041 --> 00:28:38,000
the dinner we're used to
for Teeny Tiny Christmas.
476
00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:43,375
We always have medister cakes
on Little Little Christmas.
477
00:28:43,458 --> 00:28:47,791
I actually
just found out about Teeny Tiny Christmas.
478
00:28:47,875 --> 00:28:50,625
Yeah. But now we have curry, so...
479
00:28:50,708 --> 00:28:53,541
It was a tradition, though.
480
00:28:53,625 --> 00:28:56,291
Dad always used to make
481
00:28:56,375 --> 00:29:00,500
meatballs on Teeny Tiny Christmas,
and you all really liked it.
482
00:29:00,583 --> 00:29:01,958
Really, really liked it.
483
00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:06,083
But maybe we can just give this a try?
484
00:29:06,166 --> 00:29:08,041
Did you hear that? Did you hear that?
485
00:29:09,333 --> 00:29:11,000
- No one heard that?
- What?
486
00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:13,146
- Can you hear it?
- No, what?
487
00:29:16,291 --> 00:29:19,916
- It was just Dad turning in his grave.
- Stop it.
488
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:23,625
Ronja, Dad is joking. Grandpa is dead.
489
00:29:23,708 --> 00:29:27,791
He hasn't risen from the dead.
He is not moving at all.
490
00:29:28,458 --> 00:29:30,750
May God be with him.
491
00:29:31,958 --> 00:29:34,708
Thank you for keeping an open mind.
492
00:29:34,791 --> 00:29:37,125
For God's sake.
493
00:29:37,708 --> 00:29:39,500
We've been eating meatballs every year.
494
00:29:39,583 --> 00:29:43,708
Norwegians are
a very accepting people.
495
00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:46,083
Just not at Christmas.
496
00:29:50,291 --> 00:29:53,958
I understand this is different from
your normal traditions.
497
00:29:54,041 --> 00:29:56,500
You've probably never had
Indian food before. So...
498
00:29:56,583 --> 00:29:58,303
Yes, yes.
499
00:29:58,375 --> 00:30:00,000
We eat Indian food.
500
00:30:00,083 --> 00:30:01,625
We love Indian food.
501
00:30:01,708 --> 00:30:05,375
Yeah. Maybe you can take it
in English so that Jashan understands.
502
00:30:06,125 --> 00:30:07,625
Yes, yes, yes.
503
00:30:07,708 --> 00:30:10,958
- We eat Indian food.
- Yeah. We love Indian food.
504
00:30:11,041 --> 00:30:12,583
Oh, nice. Yeah.
505
00:30:12,666 --> 00:30:17,125
There's great Indian food
at the Chinese restaurant in town.
506
00:30:17,208 --> 00:30:18,291
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
507
00:30:18,375 --> 00:30:20,625
I'm sorry, did you say
there was a Chinese restaurant
508
00:30:20,708 --> 00:30:21,875
that serves Indian food?
509
00:30:21,958 --> 00:30:24,309
- Yeah. It's not really Indian food. It's...
- Yeah.
510
00:30:24,333 --> 00:30:26,434
Yes. It's, uh...
It's Indian and... and Chinese,
511
00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:28,875
and... and they have a lot
of Norwegian dishes.
512
00:30:28,958 --> 00:30:31,458
- Yes.
- Uh, like pizza and hamburgers.
513
00:30:31,541 --> 00:30:33,726
- Hamburgers, yeah.
- It's very good.
514
00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:36,333
- And the chef... Oh!
- Oh, the chef is so good.
515
00:30:36,416 --> 00:30:37,500
- He is good.
- He is good.
516
00:30:37,583 --> 00:30:38,416
Yeah. You should go.
517
00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:41,708
Ronja, don't you agree?
They serve good food at the Chinese place.
518
00:30:41,791 --> 00:30:44,458
Jashan is a good cook too.
519
00:30:45,083 --> 00:30:47,708
- Yeah.
- It... It smells really good.
520
00:30:48,291 --> 00:30:49,916
It's like... ...yeah.
521
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:53,000
- Mmm. Yes.
- It does smell.
522
00:30:53,083 --> 00:30:55,375
So please dig in.
523
00:30:55,458 --> 00:30:56,458
Yes.
524
00:30:57,916 --> 00:30:58,916
Here.
525
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,666
What is that?
526
00:31:01,333 --> 00:31:02,500
- Hmm?
- What is that?
527
00:31:02,583 --> 00:31:04,416
That is called "pantipum."
528
00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:06,291
And this is naan.
529
00:31:09,916 --> 00:31:11,291
Oh.
530
00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:13,458
Oh, I see. Yes.
531
00:31:17,833 --> 00:31:19,541
Maybe use your hands...
532
00:31:20,291 --> 00:31:22,333
It's almost like a taco.
533
00:31:29,208 --> 00:31:30,208
Mm.
534
00:31:32,541 --> 00:31:33,541
So...
535
00:31:35,541 --> 00:31:40,291
Shazam, since this is
your, hmm, first Christmas...
536
00:31:40,375 --> 00:31:42,208
Oh, we have Christmas in India.
537
00:31:43,083 --> 00:31:44,875
- You... Oh, really?
- Yeah.
538
00:31:45,541 --> 00:31:46,666
I didn't know that.
539
00:31:46,750 --> 00:31:48,416
Oh, but I knew, but...
540
00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:49,625
Sorry.
541
00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:51,583
How do you usually celebrate?
542
00:31:51,666 --> 00:31:53,291
Well, uh, my family is not Christian,
543
00:31:53,375 --> 00:31:57,333
so we do this funny thing of, like,
we'll do a countdown to midnight,
544
00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:59,250
and then we say Merry Christmas,
545
00:31:59,333 --> 00:32:02,958
and we get smashed and we have
a lot of food, set off fireworks.
546
00:32:03,041 --> 00:32:05,666
That sounds like New Year's
here in Norway.
547
00:32:05,750 --> 00:32:07,916
"Sounds like"? It literally is.
548
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,120
Yeah.
549
00:32:09,166 --> 00:32:12,166
And, you know, this year,
I'm so happy to be here with all of you
550
00:32:12,250 --> 00:32:15,166
and to get to share
this part of my culture with you.
551
00:32:15,791 --> 00:32:17,375
I think that's really special.
552
00:32:17,458 --> 00:32:19,541
- Mm.
- Do you like it, mamma?
553
00:32:19,625 --> 00:32:22,333
Mm.
554
00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:24,500
Mm-hmm.
555
00:32:27,250 --> 00:32:28,250
Hmm?
556
00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:34,166
Okay, guys, um...
557
00:32:34,250 --> 00:32:35,958
Jashan and I, we...
558
00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:41,166
Are you okay, Mom?
559
00:32:47,125 --> 00:32:49,083
Dad.
560
00:32:49,166 --> 00:32:51,166
Was it a little spicy?
561
00:32:51,250 --> 00:32:52,791
What is it? Are you okay?
562
00:32:54,166 --> 00:32:56,333
- Is it that spicy?
- No, it's really...
563
00:32:56,416 --> 00:32:58,916
I'm so sorry.
It's very good. I just have to...
564
00:33:00,125 --> 00:33:03,208
- I'll go with Mom.
- If you have to spit it out, use this.
565
00:33:03,291 --> 00:33:05,583
Anne-Lise doesn't want it on her rug.
566
00:33:05,666 --> 00:33:08,708
Yeah, just... Yeah, just...
I just need to check.
567
00:33:13,250 --> 00:33:15,625
You guys are being
very dramatic.
568
00:33:15,708 --> 00:33:17,000
We're being dramatic?
569
00:33:17,083 --> 00:33:19,958
- Mamma, water will not help.
- Excuse me?
570
00:33:20,041 --> 00:33:22,333
It's... You need some dairy.
Uh, if you have yogurt?
571
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,083
I don't know. I don't know.
I really don't know.
572
00:33:28,791 --> 00:33:30,041
Oh, what about this?
573
00:33:30,125 --> 00:33:31,434
- No, Jashan.
- Yes.
574
00:33:31,458 --> 00:33:32,833
- No?
- Yes!
575
00:33:32,916 --> 00:33:35,625
No, no, no.
576
00:33:35,708 --> 00:33:39,916
- Don't take the pudding. We need it for...
- Mom, come on! We don't have a choice.
577
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,041
But Dad said it needs to stay...
578
00:33:43,250 --> 00:33:45,166
- Longer. Are you sure?
- Eat, eat.
579
00:33:45,833 --> 00:33:46,833
Mmm.
580
00:33:48,166 --> 00:33:50,309
- Mmm. Oh!
- Okay, I think we just...
581
00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:52,173
- Oh, it burns.
- Just go.
582
00:33:54,958 --> 00:33:55,833
Mmm.
583
00:33:55,916 --> 00:33:59,083
I think it needs more time to set.
584
00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:05,125
How many chilies did you use?
585
00:34:05,208 --> 00:34:09,083
Spice is about more than just chilies.
This is super mild.
586
00:34:10,750 --> 00:34:13,875
There's a difference between
Norwegian spicy and Indian spicy.
587
00:34:13,958 --> 00:34:15,250
Yeah.
588
00:34:15,916 --> 00:34:17,716
I don't know
if Simen told you,
589
00:34:17,791 --> 00:34:20,541
but I lived in India
for a couple of months after high school.
590
00:34:20,625 --> 00:34:22,000
- What?
- Yes.
591
00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:27,041
Okay. Hildegunn, she... she...
she... lived in India for several months.
592
00:34:27,125 --> 00:34:29,666
Oh! Oh, cool. That is cool.
593
00:34:29,750 --> 00:34:31,833
Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
594
00:34:32,541 --> 00:34:33,458
I actually...
595
00:34:33,541 --> 00:34:35,416
I wanted to show you this.
596
00:34:37,583 --> 00:34:38,583
- Ta-da!
- Wow.
597
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:42,541
It says, uh, "inner peace."
598
00:34:42,625 --> 00:34:44,458
Wow. Yeah. Wow.
599
00:34:46,291 --> 00:34:48,000
What is it? Don't you like it?
600
00:34:48,083 --> 00:34:49,500
It's very nice.
601
00:34:49,583 --> 00:34:50,892
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
602
00:34:50,916 --> 00:34:52,125
No. What is it?
603
00:34:52,208 --> 00:34:53,708
It might not say "inner peace."
604
00:34:57,666 --> 00:34:58,500
What?
605
00:34:58,583 --> 00:35:01,250
It doesn't matter
what it means, does it?
606
00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:04,083
Thea, it is important
because it's a tattoo.
607
00:35:04,166 --> 00:35:06,791
It's cut into my body until I die.
608
00:35:07,541 --> 00:35:09,250
I want to know what it says.
609
00:35:14,041 --> 00:35:17,791
Hypothetically speaking,
it might say gori.
610
00:35:18,291 --> 00:35:22,208
That doesn't sound so bad.
What... What does that mean?
611
00:35:22,291 --> 00:35:23,291
White girl.
612
00:35:32,416 --> 00:35:36,250
White girl, that's...
...exactly what I am.
613
00:35:36,833 --> 00:35:37,833
Yes.
614
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:42,250
So... So that's very accurate.
615
00:35:43,416 --> 00:35:45,125
- Yes. Yes, it is.
- Right?
616
00:35:47,125 --> 00:35:48,166
I...
617
00:35:48,250 --> 00:35:51,000
I'm just gonna go help the others. Yeah.
618
00:35:51,083 --> 00:35:54,458
I think your "poopadoonk"
was a little bit dry, by the way.
619
00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:08,916
- So that didn't work.
- Yeah.
620
00:36:11,458 --> 00:36:16,708
Maybe tomorrow we can try to do Christmas
the Norwegian way?
621
00:36:17,458 --> 00:36:20,041
Okay. What way is that?
622
00:36:22,083 --> 00:36:22,916
You know...
623
00:36:24,166 --> 00:36:25,500
Coming down!
624
00:36:25,583 --> 00:36:27,291
DECEMBER 23RD
625
00:36:27,375 --> 00:36:30,416
"Out on a hike,
what's not to like?"
626
00:36:33,041 --> 00:36:35,000
Out on a hike, what's not to...
627
00:36:39,583 --> 00:36:41,000
Are you okay?
628
00:36:41,083 --> 00:36:42,291
Hello.
629
00:36:43,083 --> 00:36:45,041
Wow.
How's she doing that?
630
00:36:46,125 --> 00:36:49,166
In Norway we say that Norwegians are born
with skis on their feet.
631
00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:51,625
Yeah? Sounds like a painful childbirth.
632
00:36:52,875 --> 00:36:55,041
You wanna go back, Jash?
633
00:36:55,125 --> 00:36:56,041
No.
634
00:36:56,125 --> 00:36:58,045
Out on a hike,
what's not to like?
635
00:36:58,708 --> 00:36:59,988
- Sure?
- Yeah.
636
00:37:00,833 --> 00:37:03,666
Okay. Come on. I can help you.
637
00:37:03,750 --> 00:37:04,750
Yeah.
638
00:37:05,541 --> 00:37:06,708
Okay.
639
00:37:06,791 --> 00:37:08,250
- Okay.
- Okay.
640
00:37:08,333 --> 00:37:09,458
- So...
- Yeah.
641
00:37:09,541 --> 00:37:12,875
We have this lunch place
just on the other side of the hill.
642
00:37:12,958 --> 00:37:14,416
There's a lunch place?
643
00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:17,375
- Sounds nice?
- Oh, yeah. Lunch place.
644
00:37:17,458 --> 00:37:18,291
Okay.
645
00:37:18,375 --> 00:37:20,541
Come on! Go, go, go!
646
00:37:20,625 --> 00:37:24,125
Okay. So...
So, what kind of food do they serve?
647
00:37:27,208 --> 00:37:28,666
Here you go.
648
00:37:29,916 --> 00:37:31,000
Ah!
649
00:37:31,083 --> 00:37:34,458
So this is what we would call
koselig in Norway.
650
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,000
What?
651
00:37:41,458 --> 00:37:45,708
No. It's just that when you said
there was a lunch place,
652
00:37:46,708 --> 00:37:50,875
you know, in my head,
I thought there was gonna be...
653
00:37:50,958 --> 00:37:52,083
A restaurant?
654
00:37:55,208 --> 00:37:59,333
Yeah. No, that would be crazy
if there was a restaurant.
655
00:37:59,875 --> 00:38:00,875
Yeah.
656
00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:04,750
- Hi.
- Hi.
657
00:38:06,208 --> 00:38:08,291
So, what do you guys think?
658
00:38:09,125 --> 00:38:10,916
Should we get going?
659
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,916
Maybe you should go in advance?
660
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,250
So we can ski at our tempo,
so he doesn't feel...
661
00:38:16,333 --> 00:38:18,625
- Go ahead?
- We always ski together.
662
00:38:18,708 --> 00:38:21,333
I know, but it's a bit different.
663
00:38:21,416 --> 00:38:23,601
But we're supposed to make
gingerbread cookies together.
664
00:38:23,625 --> 00:38:26,375
Can't we make gingerbread cookies
some other time?
665
00:38:26,458 --> 00:38:30,458
Of course! We can move
the gingerbread cookie making to Easter.
666
00:38:30,541 --> 00:38:31,750
Totally.
667
00:38:33,625 --> 00:38:34,750
All right...
668
00:38:34,833 --> 00:38:37,073
- I need to pack the rucksack.
- Take this...
669
00:38:37,416 --> 00:38:38,896
What's happening?
670
00:38:40,291 --> 00:38:43,208
Uh... We... The two of us can go together.
671
00:38:44,083 --> 00:38:45,208
Okay.
672
00:38:45,291 --> 00:38:46,500
Yeah.
673
00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:54,500
You okay?
674
00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:56,416
Ah. I'm great!
675
00:38:57,208 --> 00:38:59,458
- Hi.
- Hi.
676
00:39:00,833 --> 00:39:02,083
I am terrific.
677
00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:06,041
- Yeah. It's called koselig, right?
- We're home soon. I promise.
678
00:39:06,125 --> 00:39:09,166
We just need to go down to Oksetjønn
and take a left to Skjerdalen.
679
00:39:09,250 --> 00:39:12,208
Those names mean nothing.
You're making them up.
680
00:39:13,750 --> 00:39:14,750
I won't do it.
681
00:39:15,083 --> 00:39:17,291
I won't do it. Leave me here.
682
00:39:17,791 --> 00:39:18,791
Leave me to die.
683
00:39:21,833 --> 00:39:22,833
I have an idea.
684
00:39:28,250 --> 00:39:29,583
Are you ready?
685
00:39:29,666 --> 00:39:31,791
No. Are you ready?
686
00:39:31,875 --> 00:39:33,083
Uh...
687
00:39:33,666 --> 00:39:34,666
Not really.
688
00:39:35,166 --> 00:39:36,666
Have you ever done this before?
689
00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:38,166
Yeah. Uh...
690
00:39:38,833 --> 00:39:39,916
No. Uh...
691
00:39:40,833 --> 00:39:42,291
My dad used to do it with me.
692
00:39:43,041 --> 00:39:43,875
Okay.
693
00:39:45,291 --> 00:39:47,083
- Okay, let's go.
- Okay.
694
00:39:49,916 --> 00:39:51,458
- Yes!
- Whoo!
695
00:39:54,583 --> 00:39:56,791
- Hi.
- Yes!
696
00:39:56,875 --> 00:39:59,458
Yes. Okay. Okay.
697
00:40:00,041 --> 00:40:02,125
Whoo! Whoo!
698
00:40:02,208 --> 00:40:05,375
- This is... It's actually working.
- It's working.
699
00:40:06,750 --> 00:40:08,541
I'm skiing!
700
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,541
Where are they?
701
00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:20,583
It's getting dark.
702
00:40:21,416 --> 00:40:24,708
Do you want me to ask Simen
to look for them?
703
00:40:24,791 --> 00:40:26,583
- No.
- No.
704
00:40:26,666 --> 00:40:30,625
No, let him relax.
He's put on his comfy joggers...
705
00:40:31,958 --> 00:40:34,541
with a glass of Christmas soda
in his hand,
706
00:40:35,250 --> 00:40:37,500
getting into the spirit with Die Hard.
707
00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:00,916
I'm really sorry.
708
00:41:04,083 --> 00:41:05,625
For what?
709
00:41:05,708 --> 00:41:07,458
For my family acting weird.
710
00:41:09,416 --> 00:41:11,416
I love weird.
711
00:41:13,041 --> 00:41:15,125
Christmas is just a lot.
712
00:41:15,208 --> 00:41:18,958
Yeah.
I got the feeling.
713
00:41:19,041 --> 00:41:21,958
It's just difficult without my dad.
714
00:41:23,833 --> 00:41:25,125
He was like...
715
00:41:27,291 --> 00:41:28,916
Father Christmas.
716
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,958
And every year
is just a reminder of what we lost.
717
00:41:37,916 --> 00:41:39,916
And I really want them to like you
718
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,166
because I love you.
719
00:41:44,333 --> 00:41:48,750
You know, in Norway, we call this koselig.
720
00:42:16,458 --> 00:42:17,708
Hi.
721
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,000
Hi.
722
00:42:24,166 --> 00:42:25,166
Hey, Thea.
723
00:42:26,333 --> 00:42:27,333
Hey, Jørgen.
724
00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:30,041
You guys know each other?
725
00:42:30,125 --> 00:42:32,791
That's crazy. What a small country.
726
00:42:40,625 --> 00:42:43,333
Are you going somewhere?
What are you doing here?
727
00:42:43,416 --> 00:42:44,958
Anne-Lise called.
728
00:42:45,041 --> 00:42:46,416
She was worried that...
729
00:42:47,958 --> 00:42:49,583
Worried you were lost.
730
00:42:51,125 --> 00:42:52,333
No.
731
00:42:52,416 --> 00:42:54,708
No, I'm not lost.
732
00:42:55,791 --> 00:42:58,958
- Hey.
- I'm just telling him that we're not lost.
733
00:42:59,958 --> 00:43:03,875
We're not lost. We're just going to
"Oksischen" and "Shellbraider."
734
00:43:03,958 --> 00:43:05,958
- Yeah.
- Yes. All right. Yeah.
735
00:43:06,041 --> 00:43:07,041
Okay.
736
00:43:08,333 --> 00:43:09,750
You sure you don't want a ride?
737
00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:12,625
- Dude, we would love a ride.
- Yes. We're fine.
738
00:43:12,708 --> 00:43:14,250
- Yeah?
- What are you saying?
739
00:43:14,333 --> 00:43:17,291
I'm not gonna ski back.
Yes, we would love a ride.
740
00:43:17,375 --> 00:43:19,455
- Okay.
- Thank you so much. That's amazing.
741
00:43:19,916 --> 00:43:21,636
Oh, dude,
can I sit in the carriage?
742
00:43:21,666 --> 00:43:22,875
Let me take the skis.
743
00:43:57,708 --> 00:43:59,333
Thanks for the ride.
744
00:43:59,416 --> 00:44:01,416
Oh, God bless you, Jørgen.
745
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:05,333
Dude, we're making something called
"pepper cakes." You wanna come inside?
746
00:44:06,250 --> 00:44:07,541
I probably shouldn't.
747
00:44:07,625 --> 00:44:09,375
What do you mean, dude? You saved my life.
748
00:44:09,458 --> 00:44:11,791
Come on. Come inside.
We'll have a drink or something.
749
00:44:12,750 --> 00:44:14,333
It might be a bit weird.
750
00:44:14,416 --> 00:44:17,333
Why would it be weird? What?
You guys used to hook up or something?
751
00:44:20,500 --> 00:44:22,750
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Together for five years.
752
00:44:28,250 --> 00:44:29,083
Oh.
753
00:44:34,041 --> 00:44:35,041
Oh.
754
00:44:37,083 --> 00:44:38,916
She didn't tell you?
755
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,000
Uh...
756
00:44:44,708 --> 00:44:48,000
Didn't really... get to that part.
757
00:44:48,625 --> 00:44:52,083
No, we just live together.
We don't talk about stuff.
758
00:44:53,208 --> 00:44:55,208
Hmm.
759
00:44:55,958 --> 00:44:57,541
Guess I'll see you around.
760
00:45:02,958 --> 00:45:04,625
Oh, hey, see you around, dude.
761
00:45:09,375 --> 00:45:10,615
Merry Christmas.
762
00:45:24,500 --> 00:45:28,291
So that's the guy
from the picture in the stairway.
763
00:45:29,666 --> 00:45:31,750
Yes. That's the guy.
764
00:45:34,333 --> 00:45:35,708
Cool.
765
00:45:36,833 --> 00:45:38,958
- Yeah.
- Forgot his helmets.
766
00:45:54,083 --> 00:45:55,083
Okay.
767
00:46:08,375 --> 00:46:11,250
Don't you think
you should get a new apron?
768
00:46:11,750 --> 00:46:13,250
- This?
- Soon? Yeah?
769
00:46:13,875 --> 00:46:14,875
Are you joking?
770
00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:18,791
I've always had it.
Lasse gave it to me when we were...
771
00:46:19,875 --> 00:46:22,708
So you thought it was a good idea
to call my ex?
772
00:46:23,708 --> 00:46:27,625
I was worried about you two. I got scared.
773
00:46:27,708 --> 00:46:30,083
Mom, that is a very weird thing to do.
774
00:46:30,166 --> 00:46:31,958
- No.
- Yes.
775
00:46:32,041 --> 00:46:33,458
It's not that weird.
776
00:46:33,541 --> 00:46:37,833
Remember that before he was your ex,
he was the kid next door.
777
00:46:37,916 --> 00:46:41,750
So if you think it's weird,
it's because you're making it weird.
778
00:46:41,833 --> 00:46:43,083
- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
779
00:46:49,666 --> 00:46:51,500
Hey. Are you okay?
780
00:46:52,166 --> 00:46:55,750
Yeah. I just can't figure out this house.
781
00:46:56,500 --> 00:46:58,625
But I'm happy to be inside.
782
00:47:00,458 --> 00:47:01,791
Also... Um...
783
00:47:03,166 --> 00:47:06,583
It would have been nice to get some
heads-up that your ex lives next door.
784
00:47:08,791 --> 00:47:10,500
Yeah...
785
00:47:10,583 --> 00:47:14,416
I almost forgot. When are
we doing our Christmas dip tomorrow?
786
00:47:14,500 --> 00:47:16,583
Can't we just do it when we wake up?
787
00:47:16,666 --> 00:47:17,666
Yes.
788
00:47:18,416 --> 00:47:19,833
Are you bringing...
789
00:47:19,916 --> 00:47:22,291
- Are you going to the...
- Ah, you bet, Simen.
790
00:47:22,375 --> 00:47:25,000
I am here for
the full Norwegian Christmas experience.
791
00:47:25,083 --> 00:47:27,375
No, Jashan,
you don't really need to do that.
792
00:47:27,458 --> 00:47:29,000
- I want to.
- Jashan, it's fine.
793
00:47:29,083 --> 00:47:32,916
Oh, that's nice
that you're joining us for isbading.
794
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:36,041
I am very happy to join you for... what?
795
00:47:37,041 --> 00:47:38,041
Isbading.
796
00:47:39,791 --> 00:47:41,375
What is isbading?
797
00:47:41,875 --> 00:47:43,583
It's exactly what you think.
798
00:47:44,458 --> 00:47:46,416
- No.
- Yes.
799
00:47:47,750 --> 00:47:49,375
- No.
- Yes.
800
00:47:52,875 --> 00:47:54,458
He could die, Simen.
801
00:47:55,250 --> 00:47:56,791
DECEMBER 24TH
802
00:47:56,875 --> 00:47:58,458
This is insane.
803
00:47:58,541 --> 00:48:00,666
- It's healthy.
- How can this be healthy?
804
00:48:01,958 --> 00:48:04,318
You said you wanted
the full Norwegian Christmas experience.
805
00:48:04,375 --> 00:48:06,455
Yeah, but that was before I knew
you guys were crazy.
806
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:07,875
Yes.
807
00:48:07,958 --> 00:48:08,958
Hi.
808
00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:12,875
- Hi.
- Of course he's here.
809
00:48:12,958 --> 00:48:15,500
- Yeah. So we all do this?
- Hi.
810
00:48:15,583 --> 00:48:17,416
- Yeah. Sure. Yeah.
- God jul.
811
00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:19,250
Merry Christmas!
812
00:48:19,333 --> 00:48:21,083
Merry Christmas!
813
00:48:21,916 --> 00:48:23,208
Of course you're here.
814
00:48:23,958 --> 00:48:25,291
Yeah. It's tradition.
815
00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:28,250
Isn't it a bit too cold for him?
816
00:48:29,750 --> 00:48:31,791
- Uh...
- It's a bit too cold for you.
817
00:48:31,875 --> 00:48:34,958
Oh, no, no. I was just actually
warming up before I went in.
818
00:48:35,041 --> 00:48:36,791
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Fair.
819
00:48:37,291 --> 00:48:38,958
- Hi!
- Hello.
820
00:48:39,041 --> 00:48:42,041
- You must be cold.
- Not at all.
821
00:48:42,583 --> 00:48:44,833
It's so nice that you came.
822
00:48:46,083 --> 00:48:47,333
Merry Christmas, Anne-Lise!
823
00:48:47,416 --> 00:48:51,000
Merry Christmas.
This is so nice.
824
00:48:51,083 --> 00:48:56,583
I have to admit,
I hated it when these two little birds
825
00:48:56,666 --> 00:48:59,875
forced me into ice bathing
for the first time.
826
00:48:59,958 --> 00:49:02,375
Well, actually, you know,
no one's forcing me, so...
827
00:49:02,458 --> 00:49:04,791
- Oh. No, no, no. Of course.
- Yeah. Yeah.
828
00:49:04,875 --> 00:49:06,250
It's just, you know...
829
00:49:08,333 --> 00:49:10,041
It's not for everyone. Yeah.
830
00:49:10,125 --> 00:49:13,125
Yeah. Well, actually, I'm here
831
00:49:14,083 --> 00:49:18,625
for the full
Norwegian Christmas experience.
832
00:49:18,708 --> 00:49:20,625
Jash, you really don't have to do it.
It's fine.
833
00:49:20,708 --> 00:49:22,083
To Valhalla!
834
00:49:24,833 --> 00:49:25,666
Oh!
835
00:49:25,750 --> 00:49:26,750
Oh fuck!
836
00:49:27,166 --> 00:49:29,125
Ah! Very refreshing!
837
00:49:32,291 --> 00:49:37,583
♪ Ages shall come ♪
838
00:49:37,666 --> 00:49:43,291
♪ Ages shall pass... ♪
839
00:49:43,375 --> 00:49:45,541
I didn't know
you were Christian.
840
00:49:45,625 --> 00:49:46,916
We're not.
841
00:49:49,250 --> 00:49:50,833
Why are we in a church?
842
00:49:51,916 --> 00:49:53,333
Because it's Christmas.
843
00:49:54,583 --> 00:49:58,708
And because Ronja is in the choir,
and she is looking forward to her solo.
844
00:50:00,250 --> 00:50:05,458
♪ The heavenly tones ♪
845
00:50:05,541 --> 00:50:12,541
♪ In the soul's joyful pilgrim song ♪
846
00:50:14,916 --> 00:50:19,541
♪ Angels first sang it ♪
847
00:50:20,625 --> 00:50:21,934
♪ To the shepherds... ♪
848
00:50:21,958 --> 00:50:22,958
What?
849
00:50:25,291 --> 00:50:26,500
It's too loud.
850
00:50:26,583 --> 00:50:27,458
♪ From soul to soul... ♪
851
00:50:27,541 --> 00:50:29,125
I'm just singing.
852
00:50:30,916 --> 00:50:33,458
♪ In joy it passed ♪
853
00:50:33,541 --> 00:50:35,083
Yeah, but it's too loud.
854
00:50:35,916 --> 00:50:37,666
- But you guys are whispering it.
- Okay.
855
00:50:37,750 --> 00:50:42,250
♪ Peace over Earth ♪
856
00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:48,708
♪ Humans rejoice ♪
857
00:50:48,791 --> 00:50:55,791
♪ A savior for all time is born ♪
858
00:51:01,125 --> 00:51:02,625
Was that better?
859
00:51:12,416 --> 00:51:14,416
Dear everyone.
860
00:51:15,375 --> 00:51:19,666
Before we go out into
this beautiful Christmas Day,
861
00:51:19,750 --> 00:51:24,291
us in Telemark Soul Children
862
00:51:24,875 --> 00:51:28,083
wish you a Merry Christmas with this...
863
00:51:30,791 --> 00:51:31,791
Sh.
864
00:51:32,500 --> 00:51:34,250
- Sorry.
- Too loud.
865
00:51:36,583 --> 00:51:39,250
With this
delightful Christmas classic.
866
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,916
- Are you ready? Good.
- Yes.
867
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,000
Good.
868
00:51:54,041 --> 00:51:56,583
♪ Silent night... ♪
869
00:51:56,666 --> 00:51:58,333
Seriously?
870
00:51:58,416 --> 00:51:59,833
♪ Holy night ♪
871
00:51:59,916 --> 00:52:02,375
You're the one who said
ice bathing was a good idea.
872
00:52:02,458 --> 00:52:03,791
♪ All is calm ♪
873
00:52:03,875 --> 00:52:04,875
Okay.
874
00:52:05,833 --> 00:52:09,875
♪ All is bright ♪
875
00:52:09,958 --> 00:52:11,541
No. Jashan.
876
00:52:11,625 --> 00:52:16,708
♪ Round yon Virgin Mother and Child ♪
877
00:52:16,791 --> 00:52:18,583
Maybe you should go out.
878
00:52:18,666 --> 00:52:20,791
♪ Holy infant so tender and mild ♪
879
00:52:20,875 --> 00:52:23,125
Fine. I'll go out in the cold.
880
00:52:23,208 --> 00:52:24,916
- Jashan.
- Sh, sh, sh.
881
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,708
I'm sure
freezing temperature will help.
882
00:52:27,791 --> 00:52:30,583
- Jash. Jashan.
- Sh. Not now.
883
00:52:34,791 --> 00:52:40,000
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
884
00:52:42,291 --> 00:52:43,666
Are you ready, Ronja?
885
00:52:48,916 --> 00:52:49,916
Hi, ma.
886
00:52:50,875 --> 00:52:51,875
Hi.
887
00:52:53,125 --> 00:52:54,500
Hi.
888
00:52:54,583 --> 00:52:57,375
Can you hear me? Hello. Hi.
889
00:52:58,875 --> 00:53:00,750
We're at church right now.
890
00:53:02,208 --> 00:53:04,351
No,
they're not Christian.
891
00:53:04,375 --> 00:53:06,375
They just come to church for Christmas.
892
00:53:08,166 --> 00:53:09,333
Oh, I don't know.
893
00:53:12,875 --> 00:53:14,166
That's just it.
894
00:53:14,791 --> 00:53:19,666
They do weird things,
and when I ask why, it's just tradition.
895
00:53:19,750 --> 00:53:22,500
Thea,
can you please stop your boyfriend?
896
00:53:22,583 --> 00:53:23,666
Yes, I will.
897
00:53:23,750 --> 00:53:25,708
- This is not okay.
- Yes, shush.
898
00:53:27,166 --> 00:53:29,875
They do weird things
all the time.
899
00:53:29,958 --> 00:53:32,000
If you ask why, "That's just how it is..."
900
00:53:32,083 --> 00:53:33,125
Jashan!
901
00:53:39,416 --> 00:53:40,750
Ma, I'll call you back.
902
00:53:44,625 --> 00:53:45,750
Hi.
903
00:53:56,666 --> 00:53:58,986
How do you say,
"I'm sorry, Ronja"?
904
00:54:00,375 --> 00:54:01,750
"Jeg beklager, Ronja."
905
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,000
"Je begaber," Ronja.
906
00:54:19,041 --> 00:54:24,500
DECEMBER 24TH
907
00:54:28,333 --> 00:54:30,000
I really regret my choices.
908
00:54:32,041 --> 00:54:33,375
Yeah. You didn't know.
909
00:54:34,166 --> 00:54:36,083
I'm not talking about the church.
910
00:54:37,250 --> 00:54:41,625
I thought it'd be fun to bring
my loudest kurta to a Christmas party but...
911
00:54:42,750 --> 00:54:44,125
Should have got a suit.
912
00:54:44,625 --> 00:54:45,625
Yeah.
913
00:54:49,375 --> 00:54:52,041
- Uh, can you help me with this?
- Sure.
914
00:54:54,583 --> 00:54:57,291
Okay. So you just want it to kind of go...
915
00:54:57,833 --> 00:54:59,458
- There, and then you...
- Yeah.
916
00:54:59,541 --> 00:55:01,458
And sort of... Yeah. Stop.
917
00:55:02,333 --> 00:55:05,208
Sorry. I just... It's... Yeah, just try again.
918
00:55:06,208 --> 00:55:08,958
Like I needed more proof
I didn't fit in here.
919
00:55:09,666 --> 00:55:11,583
Jash, you fit in. Okay?
920
00:55:14,500 --> 00:55:15,750
Hey.
921
00:55:16,875 --> 00:55:18,125
Where's your ring?
922
00:55:20,166 --> 00:55:21,166
Uh...
923
00:55:25,750 --> 00:55:27,416
Uh, I...
924
00:55:28,416 --> 00:55:31,750
It's like, you can't really wear jewelry
925
00:55:32,541 --> 00:55:34,500
with the bunad. It's, um...
926
00:55:38,333 --> 00:55:41,458
Something called bunad police.
It's like a traditional thing.
927
00:55:42,333 --> 00:55:44,291
Yeah. Sure.
928
00:55:48,625 --> 00:55:51,333
You know what?
I'll just go and ask my mom.
929
00:55:51,416 --> 00:55:52,333
Yeah. Cool.
930
00:56:42,125 --> 00:56:43,485
How are you, Ronja?
931
00:56:43,958 --> 00:56:44,958
Fine.
932
00:56:46,750 --> 00:56:48,458
Are you excited about tonight?
933
00:56:52,250 --> 00:56:54,875
Jashan is sorry for
ruining your moment in church.
934
00:56:56,750 --> 00:56:59,250
There's not much left for him to ruin now.
935
00:57:00,583 --> 00:57:02,041
It's Christmas Eve.
936
00:57:07,708 --> 00:57:08,708
That's true.
937
00:57:10,708 --> 00:57:11,958
It's just Christmas.
938
00:57:14,291 --> 00:57:15,833
- Okay.
- Hmm.
939
00:57:16,750 --> 00:57:20,125
We've been through all the crazy stuff
leading up to Christmas.
940
00:57:20,208 --> 00:57:22,541
Like skiing.
941
00:57:23,583 --> 00:57:29,291
Hot dog on the grill, um, church,
not to mention Christmas bathing.
942
00:57:29,375 --> 00:57:32,083
Don't call it Christmas bathing.
It makes it sound fun.
943
00:57:32,166 --> 00:57:33,166
Okay, Jash.
944
00:57:34,666 --> 00:57:35,666
The point is...
945
00:57:38,083 --> 00:57:40,083
...it's only Christmas dinner.
946
00:57:40,166 --> 00:57:44,000
We eat some cookies.
We, uh, open presents.
947
00:57:46,416 --> 00:57:47,833
And by the end of the night,
948
00:57:49,708 --> 00:57:54,166
I think we should tell them. We should
break the news about our engagement.
949
00:57:58,250 --> 00:57:59,291
Are you sure?
950
00:58:00,166 --> 00:58:01,166
Yeah.
951
00:58:04,166 --> 00:58:06,708
- All right. Yeah. We're telling them.
- Okay.
952
00:58:48,833 --> 00:58:50,375
And what is this delicacy?
953
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,625
- It's...
- It's, um...
954
00:58:56,500 --> 00:58:57,500
It's... It's fat.
955
00:58:57,583 --> 00:58:58,583
Yeah.
956
00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:04,750
- Do you like it?
- Great crispy pork crackling, Mom.
957
00:59:04,833 --> 00:59:07,000
Thank you, my boy.
958
00:59:08,708 --> 00:59:10,458
It looks so good.
959
00:59:11,583 --> 00:59:13,375
Exactly what is this?
960
00:59:15,333 --> 00:59:16,458
It's, um...
961
00:59:16,541 --> 00:59:17,541
It's pig.
962
00:59:18,791 --> 00:59:22,208
Oh no. Maybe you... you can't eat pig.
963
00:59:23,875 --> 00:59:26,083
Uh, I'm Hindu. Muslims don't eat pork.
964
00:59:26,166 --> 00:59:30,250
- Yes, of course.
- Yes. I remember now.
965
00:59:30,333 --> 00:59:31,708
I forgot.
966
00:59:32,458 --> 00:59:35,833
Ronja, you have to eat
your food, not just move it around.
967
00:59:35,916 --> 00:59:37,166
I don't like it.
968
00:59:37,250 --> 00:59:38,250
What?
969
00:59:38,333 --> 00:59:41,458
Grandma has spent so much time making it.
970
00:59:41,541 --> 00:59:43,041
You have to taste it.
971
01:00:06,833 --> 01:00:08,083
Have some sauce.
972
01:00:08,166 --> 01:00:11,333
Sauce. Yes. What sauce is this?
973
01:00:11,916 --> 01:00:13,708
It's nice. It's a nice...
974
01:00:13,791 --> 01:00:14,875
Fat sauce.
975
01:00:20,125 --> 01:00:21,125
Fat sauce?
976
01:00:21,791 --> 01:00:22,791
Yeah.
977
01:00:23,416 --> 01:00:25,708
- You have to have it.
- It's very good.
978
01:00:25,791 --> 01:00:28,083
Otherwise,
it'll be too dry.
979
01:00:28,166 --> 01:00:29,541
Mm-hmm, yeah.
980
01:00:36,250 --> 01:00:37,250
Here.
981
01:00:38,708 --> 01:00:40,750
And what kind of fat is this?
982
01:00:40,833 --> 01:00:42,750
Oh, no, no. It's not fat.
983
01:00:43,666 --> 01:00:46,125
Aquavit, the water of life.
984
01:00:46,708 --> 01:00:49,500
You know, it's the potato booze
I was telling you about?
985
01:00:49,583 --> 01:00:50,583
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
986
01:00:54,875 --> 01:00:55,916
It helps.
987
01:01:06,833 --> 01:01:08,101
- This does help.
- Mm-hmm.
988
01:01:08,125 --> 01:01:09,625
- Can I have some more?
- Yeah.
989
01:01:20,291 --> 01:01:22,958
Yeah. But you don't need to do
the whole shot.
990
01:01:23,041 --> 01:01:24,625
I think I do.
991
01:01:24,708 --> 01:01:26,875
I don't think that's so smart, but...
992
01:01:29,416 --> 01:01:30,708
Um, cheers!
993
01:01:30,791 --> 01:01:31,958
- Yes.
- Oh!
994
01:01:33,125 --> 01:01:34,416
Cheers.
995
01:01:35,875 --> 01:01:38,375
Cheers!
996
01:01:47,541 --> 01:01:49,083
Merry Christmas!
997
01:01:51,750 --> 01:01:53,875
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
998
01:01:53,958 --> 01:01:55,083
Merry Christmas.
999
01:01:56,458 --> 01:01:57,875
Mm.
1000
01:01:59,083 --> 01:02:01,166
Can you stop?
1001
01:02:01,250 --> 01:02:03,625
Stop. You're drunk.
1002
01:02:03,708 --> 01:02:04,916
You're drunk.
1003
01:02:05,583 --> 01:02:07,041
Uh...
1004
01:02:07,125 --> 01:02:09,083
- Uh, do you want...
- No. No. I'm not drinking.
1005
01:02:09,166 --> 01:02:11,291
I'm... Really. It's... It's Christmas.
1006
01:02:12,708 --> 01:02:14,916
Of course.
1007
01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:19,666
How am I
supposed to finish this?
1008
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:41,458
Oh!
1009
01:02:54,083 --> 01:02:55,833
Now this is more like it!
1010
01:02:57,250 --> 01:02:58,375
Mm!
1011
01:02:59,458 --> 01:03:01,041
I'm so glad you liked it.
1012
01:03:01,125 --> 01:03:04,083
- Liked it? I love it.
- Oh.
1013
01:03:04,166 --> 01:03:05,958
Yeah, it's so, uh...
1014
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:11,625
- What the hell?
- Stop.
1015
01:03:11,708 --> 01:03:14,541
Hindu is a Norwegian spice brand?
1016
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,083
Please, just...
1017
01:03:20,250 --> 01:03:23,416
- Black Boy?
- Yeah. It's fine. Stop.
1018
01:03:24,666 --> 01:03:26,791
I'm sorry, it's just...
1019
01:03:26,875 --> 01:03:30,416
...as an Indian person, I never thought
I would be offended by spices.
1020
01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:33,125
- Yeah.
- But these are pretty racist condiments...
1021
01:03:33,208 --> 01:03:38,166
Has he been seasoning
my pork with garlic powder and piri-piri?
1022
01:03:38,250 --> 01:03:39,583
I mean, come on.
1023
01:03:39,666 --> 01:03:43,625
No disrespect,
but I use an entire garlic to fry an egg.
1024
01:03:43,708 --> 01:03:45,788
- You understand it's challenging to eat...
- Jashan.
1025
01:03:46,416 --> 01:03:51,166
...unseasoned pork with crunchy fat
and chewy fat and fat sauce.
1026
01:03:53,291 --> 01:03:56,500
Why do you have Black Boy
and Hindu spices in your house?
1027
01:03:57,166 --> 01:04:00,309
Well, if he doesn't like it, then I'm sure
we have a lot of curries that Shazam...
1028
01:04:00,333 --> 01:04:01,333
It's Jashan.
1029
01:04:02,291 --> 01:04:05,416
Okay? Not Shazam. Not Sasham. It's Jashan.
1030
01:04:06,083 --> 01:04:07,083
Jashan.
1031
01:04:07,166 --> 01:04:08,166
What?
1032
01:04:09,833 --> 01:04:12,083
I'll go and get
some more sausages.
1033
01:04:15,500 --> 01:04:17,458
- Are you done?
- Yes.
1034
01:04:17,541 --> 01:04:18,791
Have the rest.
1035
01:04:19,875 --> 01:04:22,142
Can you please
just try to fit in?
1036
01:04:22,166 --> 01:04:23,000
Fit in?
1037
01:04:23,083 --> 01:04:24,916
Sh. Like Hildegunn does.
1038
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:27,517
Like Hildegunn
who pretends like she has no personality
1039
01:04:27,541 --> 01:04:29,708
so she can fit into
your Norwegian Christmas cult.
1040
01:04:31,625 --> 01:04:32,541
Christmas cult?
1041
01:04:32,625 --> 01:04:37,583
Yeah. Christmas cult, with your
crazy uniforms and your weird rituals.
1042
01:04:37,666 --> 01:04:43,000
I'm not asking you to dye your hair blond
or to speak Norwegian.
1043
01:04:43,083 --> 01:04:44,458
That's easier.
1044
01:04:44,541 --> 01:04:46,976
I just want my family to be happy for us.
1045
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,833
Why would they be happy for us
if you force me to eat pork fat?
1046
01:04:49,916 --> 01:04:51,208
It's traditions.
1047
01:04:51,291 --> 01:04:53,791
So is baby tossing
and human sacrifice and stoning.
1048
01:04:53,875 --> 01:04:56,625
Just because it's tradition
doesn't mean it's good.
1049
01:04:56,708 --> 01:04:57,708
Oh.
1050
01:04:58,125 --> 01:04:59,875
- Thea?
- Yeah?
1051
01:05:00,833 --> 01:05:02,833
Can we please talk about this later?
1052
01:05:02,916 --> 01:05:04,541
No, I am upset now.
1053
01:05:05,125 --> 01:05:06,333
It's Christmas Eve.
1054
01:05:06,416 --> 01:05:08,541
And is that the answer for everything?
1055
01:05:08,625 --> 01:05:10,833
Why do atheists go to church?
It's Christmas.
1056
01:05:10,916 --> 01:05:13,458
Why do we swim in ice water?
It's Christmas.
1057
01:05:13,541 --> 01:05:15,500
Why do we hide our feelings?
It's Christmas.
1058
01:05:15,583 --> 01:05:18,791
Thea,
Santa is here!
1059
01:05:18,875 --> 01:05:20,250
Santa is here.
1060
01:05:22,916 --> 01:05:23,916
What?
1061
01:05:24,875 --> 01:05:25,875
Santa is here?
1062
01:05:25,916 --> 01:05:27,875
One last present.
1063
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:32,833
What does it say on this one?
1064
01:05:34,083 --> 01:05:36,458
- To Aunt Thea.
- Of course.
1065
01:05:37,250 --> 01:05:40,750
- Come on, Aunt Thea.
- You must come and get your present.
1066
01:05:44,708 --> 01:05:45,708
Yeah.
1067
01:05:50,125 --> 01:05:51,125
Hmm.
1068
01:05:52,416 --> 01:05:55,500
Maybe you want to sit on Santa's lap?
1069
01:05:56,666 --> 01:05:58,041
I think I'll stand.
1070
01:05:58,125 --> 01:06:00,958
- You have to sit.
- Yes, you have to sit.
1071
01:06:07,583 --> 01:06:10,916
There we go. This is cozy.
1072
01:06:14,750 --> 01:06:18,791
Have you been a good girl this year,
Aunt Thea?
1073
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:23,833
I'm sorry.
Am I the only one who finds this weird?
1074
01:06:23,916 --> 01:06:26,583
Jashan, not in front of...
1075
01:06:29,708 --> 01:06:31,750
Maybe someone is upset
1076
01:06:31,833 --> 01:06:34,083
he's not getting a present
from Santa this year?
1077
01:06:38,458 --> 01:06:39,458
What?
1078
01:06:46,333 --> 01:06:51,291
Well,
it's getting late, little Ronja.
1079
01:06:53,458 --> 01:06:56,791
Rudolph is outside waiting,
1080
01:06:56,875 --> 01:06:58,583
and the night is still young.
1081
01:06:59,416 --> 01:07:02,875
Merry Christmas to you all.
1082
01:07:02,958 --> 01:07:05,083
Merry Christmas.
1083
01:07:08,958 --> 01:07:11,333
- Yeah.
- What the fuck, man? Don't push me.
1084
01:07:11,916 --> 01:07:13,559
- Oh yeah? One more time?
- Jashan!
1085
01:07:13,583 --> 01:07:14,750
Stop it.
1086
01:07:14,833 --> 01:07:15,833
I said don't...
1087
01:07:17,333 --> 01:07:19,333
Jashan!
1088
01:07:19,416 --> 01:07:22,041
Jør... Santa!
1089
01:07:59,541 --> 01:08:00,916
I think you should leave.
1090
01:08:01,833 --> 01:08:02,833
Yes.
1091
01:08:11,250 --> 01:08:15,833
I think Santa should get going.
1092
01:08:15,916 --> 01:08:19,166
Goodbye and Merry Christmas.
1093
01:08:19,250 --> 01:08:20,791
Merry Christmas.
1094
01:08:31,166 --> 01:08:32,666
I should go too.
1095
01:08:33,250 --> 01:08:36,458
Because you don't fit in
to this Christmas cult?
1096
01:08:37,916 --> 01:08:41,250
Let's bring the candy to...
1097
01:08:41,333 --> 01:08:44,173
- I'm gonna chop some wood.
- I'll start the dishes.
1098
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:48,920
Do you think
that's what it's about?
1099
01:08:50,458 --> 01:08:51,625
It's you.
1100
01:08:54,041 --> 01:08:56,750
I knew it would be difficult
to fit in with your family,
1101
01:08:56,833 --> 01:08:59,583
and I knew it would be difficult
to fit in with your traditions.
1102
01:08:59,666 --> 01:09:03,500
And if you came to India,
you would have a hard time fitting in too.
1103
01:09:06,541 --> 01:09:09,666
The difference is,
I would have had your back.
1104
01:09:12,125 --> 01:09:13,208
I have your back.
1105
01:09:15,458 --> 01:09:17,291
- Do you?
- Yeah.
1106
01:09:17,875 --> 01:09:20,235
Or are you someone so obsessed
with making Christmas perfect
1107
01:09:20,291 --> 01:09:21,500
that you lost sight of me?
1108
01:09:27,208 --> 01:09:28,125
That's not true.
1109
01:09:28,208 --> 01:09:30,333
Then why won't you tell your family
we're engaged?
1110
01:09:36,291 --> 01:09:38,333
I was just waiting for the right moment.
1111
01:09:38,416 --> 01:09:39,625
For who?
1112
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:42,000
For you?
1113
01:09:47,166 --> 01:09:48,166
Yeah.
1114
01:11:14,250 --> 01:11:15,625
So it didn't work out?
1115
01:11:18,875 --> 01:11:19,875
No, dude.
1116
01:11:21,500 --> 01:11:22,875
It happens.
1117
01:11:23,416 --> 01:11:27,291
- So, listen to some music, or do you...
- I'm okay.
1118
01:11:28,875 --> 01:11:31,791
Yes. But we can be silent.
That's all. No problem.
1119
01:11:59,666 --> 01:12:03,583
Five, four, three, two, one.
1120
01:12:04,833 --> 01:12:06,083
Merry Christmas.
1121
01:12:20,250 --> 01:12:21,970
Look at the nice colors.
1122
01:12:22,666 --> 01:12:23,746
Don't you want one?
1123
01:12:25,291 --> 01:12:26,416
Christmas as usual.
1124
01:12:27,625 --> 01:12:28,750
Christmas as usual.
1125
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:41,000
Aunt Thea?
1126
01:12:41,458 --> 01:12:42,833
Are you sad?
1127
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:47,375
No. You can't be sad on Christmas Eve.
1128
01:12:48,083 --> 01:12:49,375
Where is Shazam?
1129
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:55,500
Well, he...
1130
01:12:56,750 --> 01:12:58,333
He had to go home.
1131
01:12:59,250 --> 01:13:00,666
Is he coming back?
1132
01:13:03,125 --> 01:13:07,875
There are many presents left, Ronja.
Why don't you go get one more?
1133
01:13:07,958 --> 01:13:08,958
Sure.
1134
01:13:20,708 --> 01:13:24,916
Merry Christmas, Thea.
1135
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:26,125
Merry Christmas, Thea.
1136
01:13:27,041 --> 01:13:28,083
From...
1137
01:13:28,833 --> 01:13:30,375
Jashan.
1138
01:13:31,291 --> 01:13:32,291
Oh!
1139
01:13:43,458 --> 01:13:45,125
Shazam is cool.
1140
01:13:48,833 --> 01:13:49,833
Yes.
1141
01:13:51,250 --> 01:13:53,125
He is actually really cool.
1142
01:13:55,583 --> 01:13:57,791
Jesus Christ!
1143
01:14:00,666 --> 01:14:03,083
But he beat up Santa.
1144
01:14:03,166 --> 01:14:04,291
Aunt Thea.
1145
01:14:07,833 --> 01:14:09,041
It wasn't Santa.
1146
01:14:09,125 --> 01:14:12,833
It was just Jørgen who was pretending
because he is in love with you.
1147
01:14:15,333 --> 01:14:18,000
I don't think
he's actually in love.
1148
01:14:18,083 --> 01:14:19,833
Yes, he is.
1149
01:14:20,416 --> 01:14:21,500
He's in love.
1150
01:14:24,416 --> 01:14:25,416
But...
1151
01:14:26,958 --> 01:14:33,416
But Jashan ruined your song in church,
and you were so excited about it.
1152
01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:38,041
Not really. I just sang because
Mom says that Grandma wants me to.
1153
01:14:39,291 --> 01:14:40,750
No, Ronja.
1154
01:14:40,833 --> 01:14:43,666
It wasn't quite like that.
1155
01:14:43,750 --> 01:14:46,000
Kids say the darnedest things.
1156
01:14:46,083 --> 01:14:49,375
I like it when the children sing.
1157
01:14:49,458 --> 01:14:55,333
I was thinking.
Your bunad is so beautiful.
1158
01:14:55,416 --> 01:14:57,708
I think it's exquisite.
1159
01:14:57,791 --> 01:14:58,833
I have to go.
1160
01:14:58,916 --> 01:15:00,291
But it's Christmas Eve.
1161
01:15:02,291 --> 01:15:05,000
- I don't give a shit.
- You can't say "shit."
1162
01:15:05,083 --> 01:15:06,166
I don't give a shit.
1163
01:15:09,500 --> 01:15:11,708
- Where are you going?
- The airport.
1164
01:15:11,791 --> 01:15:14,791
Sweetheart, are you sure...
1165
01:15:14,875 --> 01:15:17,041
No, I'm not sure, Mom. I'm not.
1166
01:15:18,500 --> 01:15:20,250
I just can't listen to you right now.
1167
01:15:22,541 --> 01:15:27,541
And I know you think that my relationship
with Jashan is just a phase
1168
01:15:27,625 --> 01:15:30,000
because I've messed around so much.
1169
01:15:33,708 --> 01:15:34,708
But it isn't.
1170
01:15:36,500 --> 01:15:39,375
Maybe you should go and play
with your Christmas gifts.
1171
01:15:39,458 --> 01:15:40,291
Okay.
1172
01:15:41,541 --> 01:15:45,750
I've just tried to make
everything right this Christmas
1173
01:15:45,833 --> 01:15:48,750
because I know it's important to you
and because
1174
01:15:48,833 --> 01:15:51,125
I wanted to do it
like we always did it with Dad
1175
01:15:52,125 --> 01:15:54,291
to help Jashan fit in and...
1176
01:15:55,541 --> 01:15:57,041
And to make you like him.
1177
01:15:58,750 --> 01:16:01,333
But I've failed...
1178
01:16:03,291 --> 01:16:05,208
I have failed miserably.
1179
01:16:09,166 --> 01:16:15,500
But it's not mine or Jashan's job
to make you like him.
1180
01:16:20,125 --> 01:16:22,125
This was supposed
to be happy news,
1181
01:16:22,208 --> 01:16:25,458
but I might as well say it now
since everyone is in such great spirits.
1182
01:16:30,833 --> 01:16:32,083
I'm getting married.
1183
01:16:33,291 --> 01:16:34,291
Yes.
1184
01:16:36,541 --> 01:16:38,958
Pretty stupid
to throw him out on Christmas Eve, then.
1185
01:16:39,041 --> 01:16:41,083
- Simen!
- But it is.
1186
01:17:50,833 --> 01:17:51,958
I'm sorry.
1187
01:17:55,666 --> 01:17:58,791
When you dated Jørgen,
1188
01:18:00,666 --> 01:18:03,666
I thought my life was perfect.
1189
01:18:04,666 --> 01:18:08,458
You were supposed to live
in the house next door,
1190
01:18:08,541 --> 01:18:13,083
and your kids were supposed to come
to our house to do homework
1191
01:18:13,166 --> 01:18:14,500
and eat cinnamon buns.
1192
01:18:17,833 --> 01:18:19,208
But then, Dad died.
1193
01:18:20,208 --> 01:18:21,250
And you left.
1194
01:18:25,250 --> 01:18:26,750
I'm the one who should say sorry.
1195
01:18:27,958 --> 01:18:29,708
I'm just afraid to lose you.
1196
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:33,833
I'm not going anywhere.
1197
01:18:34,583 --> 01:18:35,708
Yes, you are.
1198
01:18:35,791 --> 01:18:38,500
There is a reason
you don't drink alcohol on Christmas Eve.
1199
01:18:43,458 --> 01:18:45,000
It's gonna be fine.
1200
01:18:46,291 --> 01:18:48,041
You didn't all have to come with me.
1201
01:18:48,125 --> 01:18:51,125
Of course we had to come.
We all have to apologize.
1202
01:18:51,875 --> 01:18:53,375
Can we please slow down a bit?
1203
01:18:53,458 --> 01:18:56,083
We are on our way to the airport
on Christmas Eve.
1204
01:18:56,166 --> 01:18:59,750
We're getting her fiancé. This is the most
romantic thing I've ever experienced.
1205
01:18:59,833 --> 01:19:02,708
- Shut up, please.
- Saying shut up is not allowed.
1206
01:19:02,791 --> 01:19:06,083
Your mom is allowed to say shut up.
1207
01:19:06,166 --> 01:19:07,166
Okay.
1208
01:19:08,541 --> 01:19:10,291
Shut up.
1209
01:19:25,250 --> 01:19:27,083
We're not going to make it.
1210
01:19:27,166 --> 01:19:29,750
Of course we're going to make it.
1211
01:19:44,041 --> 01:19:45,666
Okay.
1212
01:19:47,208 --> 01:19:49,458
I feel so alive.
1213
01:20:55,708 --> 01:20:56,583
Wait!
1214
01:20:59,791 --> 01:21:00,791
Don't go.
1215
01:21:10,291 --> 01:21:13,041
I'm so sorry, Jashan.
1216
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:17,708
- It's just Christmas...
- Just...
1217
01:21:20,041 --> 01:21:21,500
Look, I... I have...
1218
01:21:22,041 --> 01:21:23,041
Jashan.
1219
01:21:24,125 --> 01:21:27,041
I really, really screwed up.
1220
01:21:27,125 --> 01:21:30,083
And you were totally right
about everything you said
1221
01:21:30,791 --> 01:21:32,333
about me not having your back.
1222
01:21:36,291 --> 01:21:38,750
I'm sorry I didn't tell them
about the engagement.
1223
01:21:40,750 --> 01:21:44,208
I just... I don't know.
I thought it would be easier that way.
1224
01:21:45,958 --> 01:21:46,958
I guess.
1225
01:21:49,750 --> 01:21:51,208
But I don't want easy.
1226
01:21:53,833 --> 01:21:55,041
I want complicated.
1227
01:22:00,916 --> 01:22:02,458
Jashan Joshi...
1228
01:22:10,125 --> 01:22:12,041
Will you still marry me?
1229
01:22:14,958 --> 01:22:16,958
How... How did you get inside the airport?
1230
01:22:18,041 --> 01:22:20,416
Well, that's actually a...
1231
01:22:50,833 --> 01:22:55,666
ONE YEAR LATER
1232
01:22:56,333 --> 01:22:58,875
Do you think
Santa will come tonight?
1233
01:23:01,291 --> 01:23:03,958
I don't think Santa's gonna come
after last year.
1234
01:23:04,041 --> 01:23:05,561
Yeah.
1235
01:23:08,458 --> 01:23:10,875
"To Jashan, from Anne-Lise."
1236
01:23:10,958 --> 01:23:13,541
- Yay.
- Thank you, Ronja.
1237
01:23:13,625 --> 01:23:14,825
You're welcome.
1238
01:23:14,875 --> 01:23:16,750
Oh, I wonder what it is.
1239
01:23:16,833 --> 01:23:17,666
Yeah.
1240
01:23:17,750 --> 01:23:19,500
You know what, Jashan, I, uh...
1241
01:23:19,583 --> 01:23:23,833
I just have to say I loved
the tikka ma-pinnekjøtt.
1242
01:23:23,916 --> 01:23:26,750
Thank you very much, man,
but it was all her idea.
1243
01:23:26,833 --> 01:23:28,833
No. We did it together.
1244
01:23:32,916 --> 01:23:33,916
Do you like it?
1245
01:23:34,916 --> 01:23:36,636
Thank you so much,
Anne-Lise.
1246
01:23:36,666 --> 01:23:37,786
You're welcome.
1247
01:23:40,083 --> 01:23:41,083
Guys.
1248
01:23:41,708 --> 01:23:42,916
It's time.
1249
01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:48,708
Five, four, three, two, one,
1250
01:23:48,791 --> 01:23:51,625
Merry Christmas!
1251
01:24:00,416 --> 01:24:02,625
{\an8}♪ I like dandiya, I like garba ♪
1252
01:24:02,708 --> 01:24:04,708
{\an8}♪ But if you really wanna party ♪
1253
01:24:05,208 --> 01:24:07,166
{\an8}♪ Throw your hands up
And twist them around ♪
1254
01:24:07,250 --> 01:24:09,041
{\an8}♪ Do the bhangra, everybody ♪
1255
01:24:09,125 --> 01:24:10,958
{\an8}♪ Come on and do the bhangra, everybody ♪
1256
01:24:11,958 --> 01:24:14,125
{\an8}♪ I like dandiya, I like garba ♪
1257
01:24:14,208 --> 01:24:16,375
{\an8}♪ But if you really wanna party ♪
1258
01:24:16,458 --> 01:24:18,338
{\an8}♪ Throw your hands up
And twist them around... ♪
1259
01:24:18,375 --> 01:24:20,125
{\an8}THE REAL "JASHAN" & "THEA"
1260
01:24:20,208 --> 01:24:23,333
{\an8}♪ Come on and do the bhangra everybody ♪
1261
01:24:23,416 --> 01:24:26,166
{\an8}♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
1262
01:24:26,250 --> 01:24:27,375
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
1263
01:24:27,458 --> 01:24:30,125
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
1264
01:24:30,208 --> 01:24:31,416
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
1265
01:24:33,791 --> 01:24:34,791
Oh.
1266
01:24:37,625 --> 01:24:38,916
I love this.
1267
01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:42,000
If you like this,
you're going to love the wedding in India.
1268
01:24:46,250 --> 01:24:47,833
I was going to tell you.
1269
01:24:49,750 --> 01:24:51,750
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
1270
01:24:51,833 --> 01:24:53,250
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
1271
01:24:53,333 --> 01:24:56,208
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
1272
01:24:56,291 --> 01:24:57,541
♪ Hey, hey, hey, ♪
1273
01:24:57,625 --> 01:24:59,750
♪ Nothing like my Jatt mahiya ♪
1274
01:24:59,833 --> 01:25:01,916
♪ Nothing like my mutiyaara ♪
1275
01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:04,333
♪ Nothing like some kangna-shangna ♪
1276
01:25:04,416 --> 01:25:06,500
♪ And loung da lashkara ♪
1277
01:25:06,583 --> 01:25:11,041
♪ Buggi te wuggi main gidda gholna ♪
1278
01:25:11,125 --> 01:25:13,625
♪ I, toh go crazy ke jab vajde ♪
1279
01:25:13,708 --> 01:25:15,458
♪ Punjabi wedding song ♪
1280
01:25:15,541 --> 01:25:18,125
♪ I, toh go crazy ke jab vajde ♪
1281
01:25:18,208 --> 01:25:20,208
♪ Punjabi wedding song ♪
1282
01:25:22,708 --> 01:25:24,833
♪ Punjabi wedding song ♪
1283
01:25:24,916 --> 01:25:26,916
♪ Punjabi wedding song ♪
1284
01:27:11,416 --> 01:27:16,416
Subtitle translation by:
Ekaterina Pliassova
1285
01:27:26,666 --> 01:27:33,625
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