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(alarm�blaring)
2
00:00:04,013 --> 00:00:06,416
Roger:�This�is�not�a�test.
I�repeat,�this�is�not�a�test.
3
00:00:06,449 --> 00:00:10,353
Roger�has�been�short-changed,
stiffed,�bamboozled,
4
00:00:10,420 --> 00:00:13,489
hood-winked,�greased,
conned,�swindled.
5
00:00:13,523 --> 00:00:15,992
A�real�Montreal�screw-job.
6
00:00:16,025 --> 00:00:17,994
This�is�not�a�test.
7
00:00:18,027 --> 00:00:20,196
(alarm�blaring)
8
00:00:20,263 --> 00:00:21,998
Jo:�What�the�hell
is�that�sound?
9
00:00:22,031 --> 00:00:25,435
Is�that�a�new�song
by�Big�Makwa?�Meh'.
10
00:00:25,468 --> 00:00:27,136
I�don't�know,
but�it�probably�has�something
11
00:00:27,170 --> 00:00:29,372
to�do�with
this�email�Roger�sent.
12
00:00:31,207 --> 00:00:33,810
The�one�with�the�subject�line
that�says,�"I�quit?"
13
00:00:33,843 --> 00:00:35,044
Yeah,�that�one.
14
00:00:35,111 --> 00:00:38,114
It�was�sent�yesterday.
Rose!
15
00:00:38,147 --> 00:00:40,216
We�have�to�fix�this.
16
00:00:40,283 --> 00:00:44,287
Okay,�let�me�respond,
because�it's�my�job.
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00:00:46,022 --> 00:00:49,826
Got�it.
"Okay,�den.�From�Jo."
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00:00:49,859 --> 00:00:51,027
-�Send!
-�(computer�whooshing)
19
00:00:51,060 --> 00:00:53,863
-�Nailed�it.
-�Good�one.
20
00:00:53,896 --> 00:00:58,067
?�Yes,�I�can�love�you�baby�?
21
00:00:58,134 --> 00:01:00,336
?�All�night�long�?
22
00:01:03,206 --> 00:01:06,509
Hey,�big�sis.�I�need�your�help.
23
00:01:06,542 --> 00:01:08,845
I�just�tried�Little�Fatty's
Maximum�Overkill.
24
00:01:08,878 --> 00:01:11,347
They�use�salt�from
the�Atlantic�Ocean.
25
00:01:11,380 --> 00:01:14,517
Not�now.�We�have�a�crisis.
26
00:01:14,550 --> 00:01:17,019
-�Oh.�Hey,�Rose.
-�(phone�ringing)
27
00:01:17,053 --> 00:01:19,322
Hello,�band�office.
28
00:01:19,355 --> 00:01:20,857
Can�we�talk�over�here?
29
00:01:20,890 --> 00:01:23,326
He's�just�trying
to�borrow�money.
30
00:01:23,359 --> 00:01:25,027
As�if.
(laughing)
31
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Jo,�I�need�to�borrow�money.
32
00:01:26,729 --> 00:01:27,864
Can�you�fuck�off?
33
00:01:27,897 --> 00:01:29,765
Come�on,�man.�It's�an�emergency!
34
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This�is�the�thirstiest
I've�ever�been�in�my�whole�life.
35
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I'm�fucking�scared,�man.
36
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Just�drink�some�water.
37
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Yuck!�That's�the�worst
part�about�juice.
38
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Gramps�McKay�said�he's�going
to�throw�shitty�ass�diapers
39
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at�our�door�if�we�don't
get�someone�on�the�radio.
40
00:01:42,078 --> 00:01:44,080
Fuck�sakes.
41
00:01:44,113 --> 00:01:45,348
(phone�ringing)
42
00:01:45,381 --> 00:01:46,949
If�you�want�to
make�money�so�bad,
43
00:01:47,016 --> 00:01:48,584
here's�your�chance�to�earn�some.
44
00:01:48,618 --> 00:01:51,187
I�just�wanna�borrow�money,
I�don't�wanna�earn�it.
45
00:01:51,220 --> 00:01:52,755
Rose:�Okay.�We�don't�know�where
he�is�either.
46
00:01:52,788 --> 00:01:54,357
Ah!
47
00:01:54,390 --> 00:01:57,293
-�Rose:�Alright,�then.
-�You�could�impress�Rose.
48
00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:58,561
(Rose�hanging�up�phone)
49
00:01:58,594 --> 00:01:59,795
(blowing)
50
00:01:59,862 --> 00:02:01,130
(clearing�throat)
51
00:02:01,197 --> 00:02:02,198
What�do�I�gotta�do?
52
00:02:02,231 --> 00:02:04,700
Get�on�the�radio.
53
00:02:04,734 --> 00:02:06,903
Take�some�calls,
play�some�songs.
54
00:02:06,936 --> 00:02:08,471
Use�that�big�mouth�of�yours.
55
00:02:08,538 --> 00:02:10,806
Okay,�fine,�I'll�do�it,
56
00:02:10,873 --> 00:02:14,110
but�first�I�need�a�payday
advance�for�some�pop.
57
00:02:14,143 --> 00:02:15,878
Jarred!
(laughing)
58
00:02:15,912 --> 00:02:17,380
I'm�just�going�to�buy
some�more�potato�chips.
59
00:02:17,413 --> 00:02:19,448
(chuckling)
Uh,�excuse�me,
60
00:02:19,482 --> 00:02:20,650
I�got�no�time�to�talk.
61
00:02:20,716 --> 00:02:23,219
Working�man�coming�through.
62
00:02:23,252 --> 00:02:24,787
(sighing)
63
00:02:24,820 --> 00:02:25,821
(phone�ringing)
64
00:02:28,724 --> 00:02:30,793
"Okay�den?"
65
00:02:30,826 --> 00:02:33,629
Twenty�years�of�nearly
perfect�work�on�the�radio
66
00:02:33,663 --> 00:02:35,264
and�that's�all�she�can�say?
67
00:02:37,333 --> 00:02:38,334
(sighing)
68
00:02:39,635 --> 00:02:40,803
-�(radio�crackling)
-�Paul:�Hello?
69
00:02:40,836 --> 00:02:42,838
Is�this�thing�on�or�what?
70
00:02:42,905 --> 00:02:47,610
Where's�all�the�radio�buttons
that�do�all�the�radio�stuff?
71
00:02:47,643 --> 00:02:49,979
Testing.�Salt�and�vinegar.
Salt�and�vinegar.
72
00:02:50,012 --> 00:02:53,749
There's�too�many�dials
and�switches�on�this�thing.
73
00:02:53,783 --> 00:02:57,853
Man,�what�is�this?
A�spaceship�or�a�radio�station?
74
00:02:57,920 --> 00:03:01,924
I�feel�like�Luke�Skinwalker
up�in�here.
75
00:03:01,958 --> 00:03:05,461
?
76
00:03:05,494 --> 00:03:09,165
As�the�rain�melts�my�eyes,
77
00:03:09,198 --> 00:03:11,500
the�sky�is�grey.
78
00:03:11,534 --> 00:03:15,037
?�My�real�dad's�name
is�Ray�?
79
00:03:15,104 --> 00:03:16,973
All�right,
that�was�Waylon�Jennings
80
00:03:17,006 --> 00:03:19,175
or�it�could�have
been�Cher.
81
00:03:19,208 --> 00:03:21,177
We're�going
to�let�you�decide.
82
00:03:21,210 --> 00:03:22,545
We're�gonna�take�a�caller.
83
00:03:24,146 --> 00:03:25,781
Who�do�ya�got?
84
00:03:25,815 --> 00:03:27,683
Rita:�Put�Roger�back�on!
You're�no�damn�good.
85
00:03:27,717 --> 00:03:29,018
Uh,�next�caller.
86
00:03:30,186 --> 00:03:34,357
Why�would�Roger�just�up
and�leave�like�that?
87
00:03:34,390 --> 00:03:37,693
Ooh,�I�know.�Maybe�the�answer
to�why�he�left�is�in�this�email
88
00:03:37,727 --> 00:03:40,396
he�sent�with
the�subject�line...
89
00:03:40,463 --> 00:03:42,031
"Reasons�why�I�left."
90
00:03:42,064 --> 00:03:43,633
Rose!
91
00:03:43,666 --> 00:03:45,801
Shit,�well,�go�ahead
and�read�them�all�out.
92
00:03:45,835 --> 00:03:49,538
Okay.
His�reason�is�budget�cuts.
93
00:03:49,572 --> 00:03:51,540
Hey,�you�did�that.
94
00:03:52,875 --> 00:03:54,377
(groaning)
95
00:03:54,410 --> 00:03:56,646
Fuck,�this�is�boring.
96
00:03:58,881 --> 00:04:01,817
What's�this?
97
00:04:01,851 --> 00:04:06,555
"Roger�That:�A�self-published
memoir�by�Roger�Laughingstick."
98
00:04:06,589 --> 00:04:09,725
(laughing�mischievously)
99
00:04:09,759 --> 00:04:11,560
Well,�Grouse�Lake,
100
00:04:11,594 --> 00:04:15,264
do�I�or�do�I�not
do�not�read?
101
00:04:15,331 --> 00:04:17,933
He's�not�going�to�read
a�"do�not�read"�is�he?
102
00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,771
That'd�be�so�embarrassing
for�Roger�if�he�did.
103
00:04:21,837 --> 00:04:23,205
(Paul�clearing�throat)
104
00:04:23,239 --> 00:04:24,774
Paul:
Chapter�Beezzhig.
105
00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:26,442
He's�doing�it!
106
00:04:26,509 --> 00:04:31,280
Paul:�It�was�the�best�of�times,
it�was�the�rez�of�times.
107
00:04:31,347 --> 00:04:34,383
1996.
The�year�of�the�Toonie.
108
00:04:34,417 --> 00:04:36,052
I�didn't�want�to
leave�Grouse�Lake
109
00:04:36,085 --> 00:04:40,690
but�my�dreams�were�too
big�for�this�one-horse�Rez.
110
00:04:40,723 --> 00:04:44,527
I�was�freshly�graduated�from
the�Gift�of�the�Gab�Radio�School
111
00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:46,629
and�I�started
my�first�day�on�the�job.
112
00:04:46,696 --> 00:04:50,199
My�dreams�were�as�big
as�everyone's�fanny�packs.
113
00:04:50,232 --> 00:04:51,467
Welcome�back
114
00:04:51,534 --> 00:04:55,571
to�Toba�89.6,
115
00:04:55,604 --> 00:04:57,907
Winnipeg's�Okayest
Rock�station,
116
00:04:57,940 --> 00:04:59,942
with�everyone's
favourite�show,
117
00:04:59,975 --> 00:05:03,913
On�the�Fly�with�Micky�Fly.
118
00:05:03,946 --> 00:05:05,381
(buzzing)
119
00:05:05,414 --> 00:05:09,218
(laughing)
120
00:05:09,251 --> 00:05:11,921
?
121
00:05:11,954 --> 00:05:14,790
Wow.
How�does�he�do�it?
122
00:05:14,824 --> 00:05:18,461
?
123
00:05:18,494 --> 00:05:20,262
Welcome�back
124
00:05:20,296 --> 00:05:24,066
to�Toba�89.6,
125
00:05:24,100 --> 00:05:26,769
with�everyone's
favourite�show,
126
00:05:26,802 --> 00:05:28,504
Roger�in�the�City.
127
00:05:28,571 --> 00:05:31,107
Looks�like�we�got
another�caller.
128
00:05:31,140 --> 00:05:33,109
Man:�Hey,�Roger.
It's�your�biggest�fan,
129
00:05:33,142 --> 00:05:34,443
Elijah�Harper.
130
00:05:34,477 --> 00:05:35,845
If�it�wasn't�for�you,
131
00:05:35,911 --> 00:05:37,480
I�never�would�have�turned�down
the�Meech�Lake�Accord.
132
00:05:37,513 --> 00:05:39,115
Hold�that�thought,�Elijah.
133
00:05:39,148 --> 00:05:41,650
Woman:�Hey,�Roger.
It's�your�biggest�fan,
134
00:05:41,684 --> 00:05:42,985
Shania�Twain.
135
00:05:43,018 --> 00:05:45,488
Roger?�Roger!
Do�you�read�me?
136
00:05:45,521 --> 00:05:48,124
Oh.�Hey,�Crystal.
Sorry.
137
00:05:48,157 --> 00:05:51,660
Were�you�just�dreaming
about�being�in�his�spot?
138
00:05:51,694 --> 00:05:55,931
Uh,�no.�I�was�just�getting�ready
to�do�the�traffic�report.
139
00:05:55,965 --> 00:06:00,536
Micky,�get�this.�Traffic�guy
wants�to�do�what�you�do.
140
00:06:00,603 --> 00:06:02,037
(scoffing)
141
00:06:02,104 --> 00:06:06,108
Oh,�this�just�in,�Crystal,
not�everyone�can�get�the�city
142
00:06:06,142 --> 00:06:08,878
buzzing�like�Micky�Fly.
143
00:06:08,944 --> 00:06:10,880
(buzzing)
144
00:06:10,946 --> 00:06:15,951
(both�laughing)
145
00:06:20,156 --> 00:06:21,791
It's�not�that�funny.
146
00:06:22,992 --> 00:06:23,993
It's�not�funny?
147
00:06:24,026 --> 00:06:25,394
Crystal:
Wait�a�second.
148
00:06:25,461 --> 00:06:29,398
You�didn't�think�"Buzzin'�like
Micky�Fly"�was�funny?
149
00:06:29,465 --> 00:06:31,333
You�know�how�long�it�took�me
to�perfect�this�laugh?
150
00:06:31,367 --> 00:06:32,334
Years.
151
00:06:32,368 --> 00:06:33,869
Fuckin'�years.
152
00:06:33,903 --> 00:06:38,140
You�don't�learn�to�laugh
like�this�in�radio�school,�guy.
153
00:06:38,174 --> 00:06:39,909
Let's�hear�your�laugh,
traffic�boy.
154
00:06:39,975 --> 00:06:40,910
Yeah.
155
00:06:40,976 --> 00:06:42,745
Can�you
say�something�funny?
156
00:06:42,812 --> 00:06:45,214
This�guy�needs
a�lead-in.
157
00:06:45,247 --> 00:06:46,982
Okay,�man.
158
00:06:47,016 --> 00:06:49,218
No,�I�don't.�Watch.
159
00:06:49,251 --> 00:06:51,387
I'll�laugh
out�of�the�blue.
160
00:06:51,420 --> 00:06:55,558
(laughing�awkwardly)
161
00:06:56,592 --> 00:06:59,328
Let�me�give�you
some�free�advice.
162
00:06:59,361 --> 00:07:04,033
I�didn't�become�Winnipeg's
top�laugher�by�fucking�around.
163
00:07:04,066 --> 00:07:05,734
Yeah,�pay�attention.
164
00:07:05,768 --> 00:07:09,038
My�laugh�used�to
be�a�wild�stallion,
165
00:07:09,071 --> 00:07:11,540
'til�I�threw
a�lasso�on�it.
166
00:07:11,574 --> 00:07:16,045
I�tamed�it
and�combed�its�mane.
167
00:07:16,078 --> 00:07:19,615
Now,�it�will�do
what�I�say�when�I�say�it.
168
00:07:19,682 --> 00:07:23,118
Here,�girl.
(whistling)
169
00:07:23,185 --> 00:07:25,020
Ah,�here�it�comes.
170
00:07:25,054 --> 00:07:26,789
Just�over�the�horizon.
171
00:07:26,856 --> 00:07:30,860
(laughing)
172
00:07:32,194 --> 00:07:34,129
(whinnying)
173
00:07:34,196 --> 00:07:35,731
(shushing)
174
00:07:35,764 --> 00:07:37,366
Wow.
175
00:07:37,399 --> 00:07:41,437
Kid,�you�gotta
control�your�laugh,
176
00:07:41,470 --> 00:07:45,708
or�your�laugh
will�control�you.
177
00:07:50,145 --> 00:07:52,648
(chuckling)
178
00:07:52,715 --> 00:07:54,817
All�right.
Now,�get�on�the�air.
179
00:07:54,884 --> 00:07:56,452
There's�an�umbrella�in
the�middle�of�Portage
180
00:07:56,485 --> 00:07:58,721
and�traffic's
at�a�stand-still.
181
00:07:58,754 --> 00:08:01,891
Paul:�All�right,�caller,
you're�on�the�air!
182
00:08:01,924 --> 00:08:04,059
Gramps:
Slow�the�fuck�down,�boy,
183
00:08:04,093 --> 00:08:06,228
and�stop�breathing�so�heavy.
184
00:08:06,262 --> 00:08:08,397
(sighing)
What�do�you�want,�Gramps?!
185
00:08:08,430 --> 00:08:10,332
Gramps:
Oh,�I�lost�a�transmission
186
00:08:10,399 --> 00:08:12,234
driving�over�an�umbrella�once.
187
00:08:12,268 --> 00:08:14,670
Boy,�it�still
pisses�me�off.
188
00:08:14,737 --> 00:08:16,939
You�gotta�let�that�go,�man.
189
00:08:16,972 --> 00:08:18,841
Gramps:
Oh,�just�keep�reading.
190
00:08:18,908 --> 00:08:21,176
All�the�elders�want
to�know�how�it�ends.
191
00:08:21,243 --> 00:08:23,112
Well,�leave�me�alone,�den!
192
00:08:23,145 --> 00:08:24,947
Wait�a�minute.
193
00:08:24,980 --> 00:08:27,483
This�looks�like
a�good�part.
194
00:08:27,516 --> 00:08:28,918
This�could�be
the�end�of�me.
195
00:08:28,951 --> 00:08:31,153
Roger!
Roger,�get�in�here!
196
00:08:31,186 --> 00:08:33,289
Hurry!
Yeah,�I'll�call�you�back.
197
00:08:33,322 --> 00:08:35,758
What's�up?
Another�umbrella?
198
00:08:35,791 --> 00:08:37,426
-�No,�it's�Micky!
-�(Micky�laughing)
199
00:08:37,459 --> 00:08:39,795
He�just�started�laughing�at�one
of�his�own�jokes
200
00:08:39,828 --> 00:08:42,298
and�now�he�just...
he�can't�stop.
201
00:08:42,331 --> 00:08:45,701
(laughing)
I�can't!
202
00:08:45,768 --> 00:08:47,269
(laughing)
203
00:08:47,303 --> 00:08:50,673
A�laugh�flu.
I've�heard�of�that!
204
00:08:50,706 --> 00:08:52,641
Some�DJs,
they�never�come�out.
205
00:08:52,675 --> 00:08:54,643
Micky�(voiceover):
You�gotta�control�your�laugh...
206
00:08:54,677 --> 00:08:57,513
You�gotta�control�your�laugh,
or�your�laugh�will�control�you.
207
00:08:57,546 --> 00:08:59,515
The�stallion
finally�bucked�him.
208
00:08:59,548 --> 00:09:01,183
Can�you�get�on�the�air?
209
00:09:01,216 --> 00:09:03,118
Have�you�been�practicing
your�laughing�schtick?
210
00:09:03,152 --> 00:09:04,853
Oh,�shit�yeah.
Wanna�hear�it?
211
00:09:04,887 --> 00:09:07,022
No,�there's...
there's�no�time!�Just--
212
00:09:07,056 --> 00:09:09,558
Just�get�in�there
and�tame�the�beast.�Go!
213
00:09:09,625 --> 00:09:10,826
Now,�Roger!
214
00:09:15,297 --> 00:09:18,968
You're�listening
to�Toba�89.6
215
00:09:19,001 --> 00:09:21,003
Winnipeg's�Okayest
Rock�Station.
216
00:09:21,036 --> 00:09:25,174
I'm�DJ�Roger�Laughingmug.
217
00:09:26,976 --> 00:09:29,578
Laughinghat?
218
00:09:29,645 --> 00:09:31,313
Laughing�tire?
219
00:09:31,347 --> 00:09:32,715
Why�is�there�a�tire
in�here?
220
00:09:37,219 --> 00:09:40,255
Wait!
Laughingstick!
221
00:09:40,322 --> 00:09:43,092
Roger�Laughingstick.
222
00:09:43,158 --> 00:09:47,062
(laughing)
223
00:09:47,096 --> 00:09:48,263
(bottle�clattering,
liquid�splattering)
224
00:09:48,330 --> 00:09:51,333
Paul:�Shit!
I�fucked�up�Roger's�storybook!
225
00:09:54,570 --> 00:09:56,372
Jo,�I�need�more�pop�money.
226
00:09:56,405 --> 00:09:57,773
Fok'n�guy.
227
00:10:02,111 --> 00:10:03,278
Paul:
Sorry,�Grouse�Lake.
228
00:10:03,312 --> 00:10:05,381
We're�having,�uh,
technical�difficulties.
229
00:10:05,414 --> 00:10:07,816
The�words�are�all�melted.
230
00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,119
Caller,�you're�on!
231
00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:13,088
Dean:�Hey,�man.
You�fucked�up�Roger's�memory.
232
00:10:13,122 --> 00:10:15,491
(chuckling)�It's�actually
pronounced�"memoir."
233
00:10:15,557 --> 00:10:16,892
It's�French!
234
00:10:16,925 --> 00:10:19,128
(in�French�accent:)
It�means�telling�your�own�story!
235
00:10:19,161 --> 00:10:21,163
Dean:�Nah,�bro.
It's�called�a�memory,
236
00:10:21,230 --> 00:10:23,565
because�he's
remembering�his�life.
237
00:10:23,599 --> 00:10:25,467
Just�read�a�dry�part.
238
00:10:25,501 --> 00:10:27,636
Duh!�What�do�you
think�I'm�trying�to�do?
239
00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:31,774
Okay,�here's�something.
Chapter�N'shwaaswi.
240
00:10:31,807 --> 00:10:35,110
"To�thine�own�self�be�true."
Mn'ehh.
241
00:10:35,144 --> 00:10:37,613
"I'm�not�going�to�lie.
242
00:10:37,646 --> 00:10:40,649
There�was�nothing�more�powerful
than�having�white�people
243
00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:42,418
hang�on�your�every�word."
244
00:10:42,451 --> 00:10:44,253
Do�you�like�it?
245
00:10:44,286 --> 00:10:46,455
Like�it?
I�love�it.
246
00:10:47,523 --> 00:10:49,792
I�always�knew
you'd�make�it,�Roger.
247
00:10:49,825 --> 00:10:53,595
Even�way�back�when�you�were�just
a�stupid�no-talent�traffic�guy.
248
00:10:53,629 --> 00:10:57,533
Speaking�of�traffic,
that�the�new�guy?
249
00:10:57,599 --> 00:11:00,769
Were�you�just�dreaming
about�being�in�his�spot?
250
00:11:00,803 --> 00:11:03,972
I�was�just�getting�ready
to�do�the�traffic�report.
251
00:11:04,006 --> 00:11:07,976
Roger,�get�this.�Traffic�guy
wants�to�do�what�you�do.
252
00:11:08,010 --> 00:11:12,981
(both�laughing)
253
00:11:13,015 --> 00:11:14,016
Hey,�kid.
254
00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:15,884
Comb�that�mane
255
00:11:15,951 --> 00:11:19,054
or�a�stallion�will
lasso�the�horizon.
256
00:11:19,121 --> 00:11:20,889
(both�chuckling)
257
00:11:20,956 --> 00:11:22,524
(laughing)
258
00:11:22,558 --> 00:11:26,195
Hey,�Micky.
You�missed�a�spot.
259
00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:28,831
(laughing)
260
00:11:29,865 --> 00:11:31,500
You're�riffing�with�Roger.
261
00:11:31,533 --> 00:11:33,168
Man:
Hey,�Roger.�It's�me!
262
00:11:33,202 --> 00:11:34,169
Who's�me?
263
00:11:34,203 --> 00:11:37,039
Uncle�McKay
up�in�Grouse�Lake.
264
00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:39,174
More�like�Gross�Lake.
(laughing)
265
00:11:39,208 --> 00:11:40,676
(playing�whirling
sound�effect)
266
00:11:40,709 --> 00:11:42,211
Uncle�McKay:
Enough,�boy.
267
00:11:42,244 --> 00:11:44,246
I'm�just�calling
because�you�gotta�come�home
268
00:11:44,313 --> 00:11:46,315
and�host�treaty�days.
269
00:11:46,348 --> 00:11:48,016
Everyone�misses�you.
270
00:11:48,050 --> 00:11:50,085
I'll�have�my�manager
call�my�agent
271
00:11:50,152 --> 00:11:52,154
and�see
if�I�have�any�openings.
272
00:11:52,187 --> 00:11:54,423
Uncle�McKay:�Okay,�great!
We�can't�wait�to�see--
273
00:11:54,490 --> 00:11:58,327
-�(cutting�off�call)
-�Paul:�What�the�fuck!?
274
00:12:00,896 --> 00:12:03,932
You're�telling�me,
Roger�can�take�off�to�the�city
275
00:12:03,999 --> 00:12:08,070
and�act�good,�but�when�I�do�it
everyone�hates�me?
276
00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:12,674
That's�bullshit!
Caller,�you're�on!
277
00:12:12,708 --> 00:12:13,742
Chickadee:
It's�different�when�you�did�it,
278
00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:14,877
because�you're
a�massive�chode.
279
00:12:14,910 --> 00:12:17,579
Oh,�looks�like�we�lost
the�caller.
280
00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:18,847
Sorry,�Chickadee.
281
00:12:18,881 --> 00:12:21,683
Must�be�real�windy�over�there
in�Asshole�Lane.
282
00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:28,090
Chapter
N'shwaasmitaana.
283
00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:30,292
"The�bologna
slices�were�thick,
284
00:12:30,359 --> 00:12:33,595
but�the�ham�slices
were�even�thicker.
285
00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,364
Things�were�cooking.
286
00:12:35,397 --> 00:12:36,932
It�was�getting�hot
in�the�studio,
287
00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:40,302
but�I�was�getting
even�cooler�outside."
288
00:12:40,369 --> 00:12:42,404
(The�Watchmen's�"Stereo")
?�My�life�is�a�stereo�?
289
00:12:42,437 --> 00:12:45,974
?�Turn�me�on
and�let's�go�?
290
00:12:46,041 --> 00:12:47,910
?�Turn�me�up�louder�?
291
00:12:47,943 --> 00:12:50,879
?�I'll�scream�as�loud
and�clear�as�I�can�scream�?
292
00:12:50,913 --> 00:12:53,248
?�And�if�you�like
what�you're�hearing�?
293
00:12:53,282 --> 00:12:57,152
?�Please�hang�on�to�me...�?
294
00:12:57,219 --> 00:12:59,421
There�you�are.
You're�late.
295
00:12:59,454 --> 00:13:01,757
Am�I?
Or�are�you�early?
296
00:13:01,790 --> 00:13:03,091
No,�no.
You're�definitely�late.
297
00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:05,661
We�had�to�grab�two�guys
to�fill�in�for�you.
298
00:13:05,727 --> 00:13:07,830
Micky�Fly
and�the�traffic�guy?
299
00:13:07,896 --> 00:13:08,897
(laughing)
300
00:13:08,931 --> 00:13:10,299
(playing�slide�whistle)
301
00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:12,434
Two�DJs�at�the�same�time
will�never�work.
302
00:13:14,770 --> 00:13:17,606
I�love�you,�Roger,
you�know�I�do,
303
00:13:17,639 --> 00:13:19,241
but�you're�the�one
that's�sliding.
304
00:13:19,274 --> 00:13:21,443
Now,�hurry�up.
We'll�swap�you�back�in�at�break.
305
00:13:22,444 --> 00:13:25,347
Hey,�is�that�my�hot�sauce?
306
00:13:26,415 --> 00:13:28,116
These�look�great!
307
00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:37,092
They�got�the�sauce�part�right,
but�it's�missing�the�hot!
308
00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:40,028
That's�because�it's�ketchup.
309
00:13:40,095 --> 00:13:41,430
What?
310
00:13:41,463 --> 00:13:42,865
Uh,�the�company�put
the�wrong�sauce�in�the�bottle,
311
00:13:42,931 --> 00:13:45,334
but�we�can
send�it�back,�okay?
312
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:46,768
Nah,�just�keep�it.
313
00:13:46,802 --> 00:13:48,637
Everything's�spicy
to�white�people.
314
00:13:48,670 --> 00:13:52,040
Greg:�Actually,�on�behalf�of
white�people,�I�object�to�that.
315
00:13:52,107 --> 00:13:53,542
Oh.�Hey,�Greg.
316
00:13:53,609 --> 00:13:55,510
Greg:�It�feels�like
a�generalization�to�say
317
00:13:55,544 --> 00:13:57,479
that�everything�is
spicy�to�white�people.
318
00:13:57,512 --> 00:14:00,382
I've�been�known�to�go�a�little
heavy�on�the�pepper�myself--
319
00:14:00,449 --> 00:14:02,384
Oh,�shut�up,�Greg!
320
00:14:02,451 --> 00:14:04,519
Where�was�I?
Oh,�yeah.
321
00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:08,457
The�part�where�Roger
was�acting�way�too�good.
322
00:14:08,490 --> 00:14:10,459
Here�we�go.
323
00:14:10,492 --> 00:14:12,861
"I�only�ever�looked
ahead�to�the�future,
324
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:15,998
but�every�once�in�a�while,
your�past�catches�up."
325
00:14:16,031 --> 00:14:17,699
Crystal:
Your�interview's�here.
326
00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:18,700
Interview?
327
00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:20,469
Crystal:
From�the�band�Big�Makwa.
328
00:14:20,502 --> 00:14:22,170
Says�she�knows�you
from�back�home.
329
00:14:22,204 --> 00:14:23,805
Oh,�right.
330
00:14:23,839 --> 00:14:26,141
She�has�a�single�out
called�"Eagle�Heart,"
331
00:14:26,174 --> 00:14:28,877
and�you�agreed�to
feature�it,�remember?
332
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,846
I�guess
I�can�squeeze�her�in,
333
00:14:30,879 --> 00:14:33,315
but�I'm�not�taking
these�cucumbers�off.
334
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:41,323
Well,�if�it�ain't
old�Roger�Dodger.
335
00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:46,695
I�remember�swimming�around�in
ditches�with�you�in�our�diapers.
336
00:14:46,728 --> 00:14:47,930
Maybe�you�haven't�heard,
337
00:14:47,996 --> 00:14:50,999
but�I�don't�swim�around
in�diapers�anymore.
338
00:14:51,033 --> 00:14:53,502
Ho'leh,�Roger.
Just�fuckin'�around.
339
00:14:53,535 --> 00:14:56,538
All�this�fame�is�getting
to�your�cucumber�head.
340
00:14:59,541 --> 00:15:01,009
Crystal:�All�right,�let's�go.
You're�on.
341
00:15:04,179 --> 00:15:07,249
Welcome�back�to
Laughingstick�in�the�Afternoon.
342
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:11,053
I've�got�none�other�than
my�good�old�friend�Deedee
343
00:15:11,086 --> 00:15:14,723
from�Big�Makwa�with
her�latest�hit,�"Pigeon�Heart."
344
00:15:14,756 --> 00:15:16,191
"Eagle�Heart!"
345
00:15:16,224 --> 00:15:20,295
They're�all�birds�to�me.
(laughing)
346
00:15:20,362 --> 00:15:22,597
Since�when�do�you
laugh�like�that?
347
00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:24,533
Let's�just�play�the�song.
348
00:15:24,566 --> 00:15:26,468
-�(eagle�screeching)
-�(song�starting)
349
00:15:26,535 --> 00:15:29,037
Are�you�trying�to�ruin
the�show?
350
00:15:29,071 --> 00:15:31,606
Look�at�you,
part�Elton�John,
351
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,875
part�veggie�platter.
352
00:15:33,909 --> 00:15:37,980
Okay,�now�you're�jealous.
353
00:15:38,046 --> 00:15:39,915
I�don't�know�whether
to�slap�you�silly
354
00:15:39,948 --> 00:15:41,383
or�dip�you
in�ranch�dressing.
355
00:15:41,416 --> 00:15:44,886
You're�the�one�acting�good,
with�your�leather�jacket.
356
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:47,089
Actually,
where�did�you�get�that?
357
00:15:47,122 --> 00:15:48,757
Look,�Roger,
I�ain't�here�for�my�song.
358
00:15:48,790 --> 00:15:51,126
Then�what�do�you�want?
359
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,795
Been�on�the�road�too�long,
360
00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:56,498
and�for�what?
Fame?
361
00:15:56,565 --> 00:15:57,933
Who�needs�it?
362
00:15:57,966 --> 00:16:00,635
If�you're�tired,
take�a�nap.
363
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:01,903
I'm�going�home.
364
00:16:03,905 --> 00:16:05,340
And�you,
you�should�come�with�me.
365
00:16:05,407 --> 00:16:06,775
Think�about�it.
366
00:16:06,808 --> 00:16:10,912
Me�as�chief,
you�hosting�the�radio.
367
00:16:10,946 --> 00:16:14,149
Grouse�Lake�would�be�deadly!
368
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:16,852
You�want�me�to
leave�all�of�this.
369
00:16:16,918 --> 00:16:18,453
Why�the�hell�not?
370
00:16:18,487 --> 00:16:22,024
Because�I�got�everything
a�man�could�ask�for�here.
371
00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:25,794
Look,�Roger,�people�talk.
372
00:16:25,827 --> 00:16:27,329
I�know�what�happened�to�Micky,
373
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:32,000
and�if�you�let�all�this�shit
get�to�your�already�big�head,
374
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:34,636
then...
(laughing)
375
00:16:34,669 --> 00:16:36,338
...Boom!
376
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,974
That's�never�going
to�happen�to�me.
377
00:16:39,007 --> 00:16:41,376
I'll�be�leaving
in�three�days,
378
00:16:41,443 --> 00:16:44,513
and�I'm�going�to�buy
two�tickets�to�Grouse�Lake.
379
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:47,282
The�rest�is�up�to�you.
380
00:16:52,587 --> 00:16:54,756
Paul:
All�right.
381
00:16:54,790 --> 00:16:57,626
Here�we�go.
382
00:16:57,692 --> 00:17:01,196
Chapter�Ningodwaak.
The�Last�Laugh.
383
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:04,566
"Things�may�have�gotten�carried
away�for�your�old�pal�Roger,
384
00:17:04,599 --> 00:17:08,403
but�Laughingstick�wasn't
about�to�laugh�his�head�off."
385
00:17:08,437 --> 00:17:10,038
We're�going
to�miss�you,�Roger,
386
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:12,808
but�I�wish�you�well
on�your�vision�quest.
387
00:17:12,874 --> 00:17:14,943
Ho'leh,�woman.
388
00:17:14,976 --> 00:17:16,378
I'm�just�going�home.
389
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:18,046
So,�you're�really�leaving?
390
00:17:19,448 --> 00:17:22,384
Would�a�dual�valve�espresso
machine�change�your�mind?
391
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:26,088
Sounds�nice,
but�no�thanks.
392
00:17:26,121 --> 00:17:27,456
A�spoon�rack.
393
00:17:27,489 --> 00:17:28,457
For�the�coffees?
394
00:17:28,490 --> 00:17:29,891
That's�right!
395
00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:33,728
And�we�could�get�you�all
those�humidifiers�that�you�need.
396
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:36,465
Really?
What�about�a�pay�raise.
397
00:17:36,498 --> 00:17:38,767
Of�course!
398
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:41,970
I�could�even�get�you�all�those
expensive�creams�you�like.
399
00:17:42,003 --> 00:17:43,772
A�bottle
for�every�body�part.
400
00:17:45,474 --> 00:17:47,442
(sighing)
401
00:17:47,476 --> 00:17:49,578
I'm�going�to
have�to�say�no,�Crystal.
402
00:17:51,413 --> 00:17:53,448
Well,�can't�say
I�didn't�try.
403
00:17:58,019 --> 00:17:59,287
(Crystal�sighing)
404
00:18:00,655 --> 00:18:02,657
Paul:�All�right,
Grouse�Lake.
405
00:18:02,691 --> 00:18:05,994
If�you're�still�with�us,
we're�shutting�her�down.
406
00:18:07,496 --> 00:18:10,665
No�more�calls,
no�more�words.
407
00:18:10,699 --> 00:18:14,035
And,�Roger,
if�you're�out�there,
408
00:18:14,102 --> 00:18:16,104
we�want�you�back.
409
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:18,507
I�don't�know�how
you�do�any�of�this.
410
00:18:18,540 --> 00:18:20,041
I've�been�on�the�air
for�just�a�few�hours,
411
00:18:20,108 --> 00:18:21,943
and�I�already
need�a�nap.
412
00:18:21,977 --> 00:18:26,314
And�you�showed�me�that
you�can�come�back�from�the�city
413
00:18:26,348 --> 00:18:28,984
and�you�don't�have
to�be�a�giant�dink.
414
00:18:29,017 --> 00:18:31,820
And�you�also�taught�us
that�it�was�Chief�Jo's
415
00:18:31,853 --> 00:18:35,023
budget�cuts�that�made�you
go�away�in�the�first�place,
416
00:18:35,056 --> 00:18:36,491
and�I�love�the�fact
that�she�fucked�up
417
00:18:36,525 --> 00:18:39,694
way�more�than�I�ever�did.
418
00:18:39,728 --> 00:18:42,664
Sorry,�Jo.
I'm�all�out�of�pop�money.
419
00:18:42,697 --> 00:18:45,667
This�DJ�is�signing�off.
420
00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:50,005
Eh,�fuck�off,�Paul.
I�had�to.
421
00:18:50,038 --> 00:18:53,575
Deedee�let�the�budget
get�way�out�of�control.
422
00:18:53,642 --> 00:18:57,479
But�you�also�beat
Deedee�in�the�election.
423
00:18:57,512 --> 00:19:00,048
Jo,�she's�the�reason
he�came�back.
424
00:19:03,652 --> 00:19:08,590
(sighing)�Okay,�already.
I'll�get�him�back�then.
425
00:19:10,892 --> 00:19:13,828
Roger:
Hello,�Grouse�Lake.
426
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:15,931
Old�Laughingstick�is�back.
427
00:19:15,997 --> 00:19:17,699
But�only�for�a�sec.
428
00:19:17,732 --> 00:19:20,235
Thanks�to�Paul
for�reading�my�memoir.
429
00:19:20,268 --> 00:19:21,670
But�if�I�woulda�known
that�someone�was�gonna
430
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:24,039
read�my�memoir�on�air,
I�never�would�have�left�it
431
00:19:24,072 --> 00:19:25,840
perfectly�placed�under�a�lamp.
432
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:29,544
I�am�outraged,
but�mostly�at�Chief�Jo.
433
00:19:29,578 --> 00:19:33,949
I�know�you�probably
have�questions.
434
00:19:34,015 --> 00:19:35,917
(knocking)
435
00:19:35,951 --> 00:19:39,421
And�looky�here.
436
00:19:39,454 --> 00:19:41,856
We�have
a�surprise�guest.
437
00:19:43,858 --> 00:19:46,294
Hi,�Roger.
Chief�Jo�here.
438
00:19:46,361 --> 00:19:49,731
I�just�wanted�to�take
a�minute�to,�you�know--
439
00:19:49,764 --> 00:19:50,865
Go�on.
440
00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:53,201
To�say...
441
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:56,471
just�say�stuff�that
makes�you�feel�better.
442
00:19:56,538 --> 00:19:58,440
Like�what�kind
of�stuff,�Jo?
443
00:19:58,473 --> 00:20:00,875
That�that's�a�nice�shirt.
444
00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:02,744
And?
445
00:20:04,145 --> 00:20:06,214
(mumbling)
You�can�have�your�budget�back.
446
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:09,217
I'm�sorry,�I�couldn't�hear�you.
Can�you�speak�up?
447
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:12,954
You�can�have
your�budget�back.
448
00:20:12,988 --> 00:20:14,389
And?
449
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:19,094
And�you're�the...�best
and�we�need�you?
450
00:20:19,127 --> 00:20:20,595
Okay?
451
00:20:20,629 --> 00:20:23,064
This�is�bullshit!
452
00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:27,002
(both�laughing)
453
00:20:27,068 --> 00:20:28,770
You�heard�it,�people.
454
00:20:28,803 --> 00:20:32,274
Chief�Jo�needs
old�Laughingstick�back.
455
00:20:32,307 --> 00:20:33,775
(laughing)
456
00:20:33,808 --> 00:20:36,578
The�board
is�lighting�up.
457
00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:38,113
It's�good�to�be�back,
Grouse�Lake!
458
00:20:38,146 --> 00:20:39,781
This�one's�for�you,�Deedee.
459
00:20:39,814 --> 00:20:42,183
(Big�Makwa's
"Eagle�Heart"�playing)
460
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:45,453
?
461
00:20:48,256 --> 00:20:49,624
Hi,�there.
462
00:20:49,658 --> 00:20:52,193
You�might�remember�me�from
such�things�as�the�radio.
463
00:20:52,260 --> 00:20:55,196
This�sauce�is�as�red
464
00:20:55,263 --> 00:20:57,866
as�the�road�our�people
walk�on,
465
00:20:57,932 --> 00:21:00,268
and�you�too,�white�man,
466
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:03,538
can�now�walk�the�same�road.
467
00:21:03,605 --> 00:21:07,809
You�can�put�my�red�sauce
on�anything�you�like.
468
00:21:07,842 --> 00:21:10,979
Basically,�anything�that
you�would�put�ketchup�on,
469
00:21:11,012 --> 00:21:12,647
but�it's�not�ketchup.
470
00:21:14,115 --> 00:21:16,284
Chief�Red�Sauce.
471
00:21:17,519 --> 00:21:20,689
It's�definitely�not�ketchup.
472
00:21:20,722 --> 00:21:22,157
(dinging)
473
00:21:22,190 --> 00:21:24,726
(The�Watchmen's�"Stereo"�plays)
?�My�life�is�a�stereo�?
474
00:21:24,793 --> 00:21:27,295
?�Turn�me�on�and�let's�go�?
475
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:29,831
?�Turn�me�up�louder�?
476
00:21:29,864 --> 00:21:33,034
?�I'll�scream�as�loud
and�clear�as�I�can�scream�?
477
00:21:33,068 --> 00:21:35,537
?�And�if�you�like
what�you're�hearing�?
478
00:21:35,570 --> 00:21:37,572
?�Please�hang�on�to�me�?
479
00:21:37,639 --> 00:21:42,844
?
480
00:21:42,877 --> 00:21:45,513
?�Well,�I�like�being�here�?
481
00:21:45,547 --> 00:21:48,717
?�And�I'm�all�hooked�up�wrong�?
482
00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:50,518
?�Hang�on�to�me�?
483
00:21:50,552 --> 00:21:55,390
?�Though�I'm�one�of�a�million�?
484
00:21:56,658 --> 00:21:58,993
?�One�of�a�million,
one�of�a�million�?
485
00:21:59,043 --> 00:22:03,593
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