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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,922 --> 00:00:06,924 Settle in, relax, and prepare your mind 2 00:00:06,925 --> 00:00:09,051 for tonight's feature presentation. 3 00:00:09,052 --> 00:00:12,096 A transformative experience brought to you by Mallard, 4 00:00:12,097 --> 00:00:14,516 your company for life. 5 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:22,074 api.OpenSubtitles.org is deprecated, please implement REST API from OpenSubtitles.com 6 00:01:38,266 --> 00:01:39,267 Where's my phone? 7 00:01:41,937 --> 00:01:43,063 Where the fuck am I? 8 00:01:45,565 --> 00:01:46,566 Hey. 9 00:01:48,693 --> 00:01:49,694 Hello! 10 00:01:50,904 --> 00:01:51,905 Hello! 11 00:01:56,993 --> 00:01:58,078 What the fuck? 12 00:01:58,411 --> 00:01:59,579 What the fuck? 13 00:01:59,704 --> 00:02:00,704 Fuck! 14 00:02:05,335 --> 00:02:06,670 What the fuck? 15 00:02:10,090 --> 00:02:11,258 I don't know where I'm at, man. 16 00:02:11,258 --> 00:02:12,425 Where am I? 17 00:02:13,260 --> 00:02:14,468 Anybody? 18 00:02:14,469 --> 00:02:16,304 Would you shut the fuck up? 19 00:02:16,888 --> 00:02:19,099 It's loud enough in here without you yelling in my ear. 20 00:02:21,268 --> 00:02:23,228 Hello! You can hear me? 21 00:02:24,020 --> 00:02:25,021 Huh? 22 00:02:25,272 --> 00:02:27,232 Chill, man, yes, I-I can hear you. 23 00:02:28,525 --> 00:02:30,234 Oh, shit. 24 00:02:30,235 --> 00:02:31,735 Hey, man. Who-who are you? 25 00:02:31,736 --> 00:02:33,195 What's... What's going on, huh? 26 00:02:33,196 --> 00:02:35,490 Oh, fuck, you're still coming outta the hole, aren't you? 27 00:02:35,490 --> 00:02:37,659 I gotta admit, I'm-I'm kinda jealous. 28 00:02:38,451 --> 00:02:40,078 What the fuck are you talking about? 29 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:42,788 What hole? I don't... I'm not supposed to be here. 30 00:02:42,789 --> 00:02:44,498 It's the... the propofol hole. 31 00:02:44,499 --> 00:02:45,874 They dosed you. 32 00:02:45,875 --> 00:02:50,170 Oh, fuck, you are gonna feel depressed as a motherfucker for the next few days. 33 00:02:50,171 --> 00:02:51,506 It's gonna suck. 34 00:02:51,965 --> 00:02:54,300 And tomorrow's gonna be rough for a few reasons. 35 00:02:54,301 --> 00:02:55,510 What the fuck are you talking about? 36 00:02:55,510 --> 00:02:56,803 Fuck, I gotta get back to work, man. 37 00:02:56,803 --> 00:02:58,179 Listen, I'm gonna holler at you later. 38 00:02:58,179 --> 00:02:59,639 - I gotta go. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 39 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:01,348 Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Hey. 40 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:02,601 Hey! Hey! 41 00:03:04,436 --> 00:03:05,436 Hey. 42 00:03:08,982 --> 00:03:09,983 What is this? 43 00:03:11,234 --> 00:03:12,444 Fuck this shit. 44 00:03:13,194 --> 00:03:15,237 Fuck this. Nah. No, no, no. 45 00:03:15,238 --> 00:03:16,531 No, I'm not supposed to be here. 46 00:04:01,243 --> 00:04:02,369 Wait, wait. Hold on. 47 00:04:06,206 --> 00:04:07,748 Hey, look, look. Hey, come back. 48 00:04:07,749 --> 00:04:08,833 Come back here. 49 00:04:09,626 --> 00:04:10,627 Look, look, I need your help. 50 00:04:10,627 --> 00:04:12,462 Pl-please, please get me up outta here. 51 00:04:13,129 --> 00:04:14,256 Back away. 52 00:04:14,756 --> 00:04:15,881 Just hear me out. 53 00:04:15,882 --> 00:04:17,509 I got, I got, I got a wife. 54 00:04:17,884 --> 00:04:19,219 And she-she's pregnant. 55 00:04:19,803 --> 00:04:20,804 I got a pregnant wife, man. 56 00:04:20,804 --> 00:04:22,054 I'm not supposed to be here. 57 00:04:22,055 --> 00:04:23,139 Please get me up outta here. 58 00:04:23,139 --> 00:04:24,766 Back away, employee. 59 00:04:25,308 --> 00:04:27,560 Employee? No, no. I'm-I'm-I'm not... I'm not an employee. 60 00:04:27,561 --> 00:04:29,229 I-I don't work here at all, okay? 61 00:04:29,813 --> 00:04:30,814 Work... I work at Mallard. 62 00:04:30,814 --> 00:04:31,940 I'm-I'm a manager at Mallard. 63 00:04:31,940 --> 00:04:33,900 That-that-that's right. I'm... work on the fifth floor. 64 00:04:33,900 --> 00:04:35,067 I'm not supposed to be here. 65 00:04:35,068 --> 00:04:36,736 - I don't work here... - How does it feel?! 66 00:04:39,072 --> 00:04:40,073 Fuck! 67 00:04:44,703 --> 00:04:45,996 Shit! 68 00:04:46,413 --> 00:04:47,997 Where the fuck am I? 69 00:04:57,632 --> 00:05:00,051 I don't deserve this. I'm not supposed to be here. 70 00:05:01,469 --> 00:05:03,096 I'm not supposed to be here. 71 00:05:12,188 --> 00:05:13,773 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck! 72 00:06:51,413 --> 00:06:52,581 Shit. 73 00:06:52,581 --> 00:06:56,001 Hello, Joe, and welcome to advanced career training. 74 00:06:56,501 --> 00:06:58,460 We are excited to have you join our program 75 00:06:58,461 --> 00:07:01,338 and are confident that you will make significant progress 76 00:07:01,339 --> 00:07:03,508 towards becoming the best version of yourself. 77 00:07:04,259 --> 00:07:05,899 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey, Mallard. 78 00:07:06,136 --> 00:07:08,053 Uh, location, please. 79 00:07:08,054 --> 00:07:09,347 Oh, no. 80 00:07:10,098 --> 00:07:11,098 Hey, turn it back on! 81 00:07:11,099 --> 00:07:14,227 Mallard! Mallard, information, please. 82 00:07:15,645 --> 00:07:17,646 Come on, come on, Mallard, information please! 83 00:07:19,149 --> 00:07:20,483 It's broken or something. 84 00:07:21,860 --> 00:07:23,153 It's not broken. 85 00:07:24,362 --> 00:07:26,740 It's working. Just not for us. 86 00:07:28,033 --> 00:07:30,160 Hey, hey, hey, friend, what's up, man? 87 00:07:30,994 --> 00:07:32,454 What, what, what, what's going on? 88 00:07:32,454 --> 00:07:35,248 Uh, it's a countdown to midnight. 89 00:07:37,626 --> 00:07:38,959 What-what happens at midnight? 90 00:07:41,171 --> 00:07:42,172 You'll see. 91 00:07:42,631 --> 00:07:44,758 What do you mean I'll see? What-what are you saying, huh? 92 00:07:44,758 --> 00:07:47,219 Hey, I don't wanna ruin the last few hours of peace you have left. 93 00:07:47,219 --> 00:07:48,386 Peace? 94 00:07:49,054 --> 00:07:52,015 You have no fucking idea. 95 00:07:52,390 --> 00:07:54,516 Come on, come on, just-just let me know a little more. 96 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:56,645 Matter of fact, what, what, what, what's your name? 97 00:07:57,854 --> 00:08:00,648 Hey, everybody, do we do names around here? 98 00:08:00,649 --> 00:08:02,317 - Go fuck yourself! - Fuck you! 99 00:08:05,737 --> 00:08:07,297 Welcome to the neighborhood. 100 00:08:07,656 --> 00:08:08,989 The fuck you mean neighborhood? 101 00:08:10,742 --> 00:08:11,826 Hello? 102 00:08:12,244 --> 00:08:13,787 Who else is fuckin' here? 103 00:08:14,621 --> 00:08:16,248 - Kiss my ass! - Shut the fuck up! 104 00:08:16,248 --> 00:08:17,414 I'm trying to fucking sleep! 105 00:08:19,417 --> 00:08:22,336 This is so... Is this fucking real, man? 106 00:08:22,337 --> 00:08:23,964 Who are all these people? 107 00:08:24,589 --> 00:08:26,007 They're your people. 108 00:08:26,508 --> 00:08:28,426 What people? What the fuck are you sayin'? 109 00:08:29,344 --> 00:08:31,888 This is the paperclip factory, my friend, 110 00:08:32,347 --> 00:08:35,391 solving supply and demand problems by eliminating 111 00:08:35,392 --> 00:08:38,520 all of the people who actually supply and demand. 112 00:08:39,896 --> 00:08:41,898 It's where you're sent when you piss off the duck. 113 00:08:50,031 --> 00:08:51,324 Piss off the duck. 114 00:08:51,449 --> 00:08:52,534 Piss off the duck. Piss off... 115 00:08:52,534 --> 00:08:54,660 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, no. 116 00:08:54,661 --> 00:08:55,829 That's not Mallard. 117 00:08:56,705 --> 00:08:58,540 Yeah. 118 00:08:58,915 --> 00:09:00,375 You haven't figured it out? 119 00:09:01,042 --> 00:09:03,627 This place is Mallard. 120 00:09:06,214 --> 00:09:07,507 Wait, wait. 121 00:09:14,514 --> 00:09:16,016 This place is Mallard? 122 00:09:20,395 --> 00:09:22,105 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 123 00:09:23,023 --> 00:09:24,023 It can't be. 124 00:09:24,024 --> 00:09:25,942 Yeah, it's not gonna make any sense right now. 125 00:09:25,942 --> 00:09:27,611 Forget it, but it will. 126 00:09:28,862 --> 00:09:30,864 Just try to get some sleep tonight, man. 127 00:09:31,364 --> 00:09:34,158 Tomorrow is gonna be the longest day of your life. 128 00:09:51,843 --> 00:09:53,802 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 129 00:09:53,803 --> 00:09:55,262 Please, I'm sorry. 130 00:09:55,263 --> 00:09:56,597 I'll-I'll do better tomorrow. 131 00:09:56,598 --> 00:09:58,515 I promise! I promise! 132 00:10:00,477 --> 00:10:01,769 Anybody else hear that? 133 00:10:01,770 --> 00:10:03,229 I'm sorry! 134 00:10:03,230 --> 00:10:04,397 What the fuck is going on? 135 00:10:05,857 --> 00:10:06,857 What the fuck? 136 00:10:08,610 --> 00:10:10,237 No! No! 137 00:10:13,031 --> 00:10:14,365 Oh, God! 138 00:10:14,366 --> 00:10:16,868 This termination is brought to you by Mallard Revive. 139 00:10:18,036 --> 00:10:20,788 A comprehensive health and wellness haven 140 00:10:20,789 --> 00:10:22,748 meticulously designed to cater 141 00:10:22,749 --> 00:10:25,584 to the multifaceted aspects of your existence. 142 00:10:26,670 --> 00:10:29,755 Our holistic approach encompasses the delicate balance 143 00:10:29,756 --> 00:10:34,886 of your spiritual, physical, and cognitive dimensions, 144 00:10:35,595 --> 00:10:38,305 - ensuring a harmonious path to well-being. - Oh, shit. 145 00:10:39,558 --> 00:10:41,976 - Mallard Revive... - Oh. 146 00:10:41,977 --> 00:10:44,020 ...where your essence is our priority. 147 00:11:20,140 --> 00:11:21,224 Happy Mallard morning. 148 00:11:21,224 --> 00:11:23,435 Another beautiful day in the neighborhood, right? 149 00:11:26,688 --> 00:11:27,689 Right? 150 00:11:28,648 --> 00:11:29,649 Right. 151 00:11:30,317 --> 00:11:32,067 Cells must be kept spotless. 152 00:11:32,068 --> 00:11:36,156 Failure to dispose of waste will result in severe punishment. 153 00:11:37,657 --> 00:11:39,492 Wait, where you, where do you want me to put it? 154 00:11:39,492 --> 00:11:41,828 In the corner, your shithole. 155 00:11:42,954 --> 00:11:44,915 Clean up, or don't. 156 00:11:52,589 --> 00:11:54,299 Hey, neighbor, they're not fuckin' around. 157 00:11:54,299 --> 00:11:55,507 Listen to what he said. 158 00:11:55,508 --> 00:11:57,218 Put your shit in the shithole. 159 00:11:57,219 --> 00:11:58,428 Oh! Hey. 160 00:12:00,805 --> 00:12:01,973 Did you hear that last night? 161 00:12:02,349 --> 00:12:03,433 Did I hear what? 162 00:12:03,767 --> 00:12:06,227 The screams. What you mean what? 163 00:12:06,228 --> 00:12:07,895 Oh, shit. Yeah, last night. 164 00:12:07,896 --> 00:12:09,189 Yeah, yep, I heard it. 165 00:12:09,731 --> 00:12:10,815 Right, what was that? 166 00:12:11,191 --> 00:12:13,860 It was our nightly motivational speech. 167 00:12:14,778 --> 00:12:15,903 Nightly motivational? 168 00:12:15,904 --> 00:12:17,739 The-the-the screams all that, that-that... 169 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:19,406 that happens every night? 170 00:12:19,407 --> 00:12:21,826 Trust me, you're gonna get used to it. 171 00:12:25,038 --> 00:12:27,040 Hey, what did I say, man? Don't forget your trash. 172 00:12:53,441 --> 00:12:54,442 Fuck. 173 00:13:29,936 --> 00:13:30,937 Oh, shit! 174 00:13:31,313 --> 00:13:32,396 What the fuck? 175 00:13:32,397 --> 00:13:34,441 Hey! Hey, hey. Uh... 176 00:13:36,026 --> 00:13:38,236 Did-did-did some... Did somebody die? 177 00:13:38,403 --> 00:13:40,487 Somebody died. I saw just... just saw some hair 178 00:13:40,488 --> 00:13:43,783 and-and some bones, a fuckin' skull. 179 00:13:44,242 --> 00:13:46,494 Yeah, uh, quite a few people did. 180 00:13:46,995 --> 00:13:49,288 And odds are they're not gonna be the last. 181 00:13:49,289 --> 00:13:50,789 No, no, no, no, no, no. 182 00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:55,544 This... This-this is a legit worldwide trillion-dollar fucking company. 183 00:13:55,545 --> 00:13:57,380 They wouldn't do no sick shit like that, right? 184 00:13:57,380 --> 00:13:59,380 They would do it if you said they could. 185 00:13:59,591 --> 00:14:03,010 Look, all of that onboarding paperwork they had you sign, right? 186 00:14:03,011 --> 00:14:06,097 Those non-disclosures, the fine print, the shit like that. 187 00:14:06,765 --> 00:14:07,965 Hey, did you read any of that? 188 00:14:09,643 --> 00:14:11,727 Yeah, of course you didn't. Nobody does. 189 00:14:11,728 --> 00:14:15,105 Everybody gets so excited being welcomed by the great Mallard, 190 00:14:15,106 --> 00:14:19,360 but it gives them permission to do just about anything they fucking want. 191 00:14:19,361 --> 00:14:21,488 And everything has a cost. 192 00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:23,197 Don't forget what they said. 193 00:14:23,198 --> 00:14:25,533 You get out of it what you put into it. 194 00:14:25,951 --> 00:14:27,952 So the sooner you settle into a rhythm, 195 00:14:27,953 --> 00:14:29,955 the easier these days are gonna get. 196 00:14:32,165 --> 00:14:33,166 Days. 197 00:14:34,084 --> 00:14:35,292 Days, days, days, days. 198 00:14:35,293 --> 00:14:36,378 What-what...? 199 00:14:37,254 --> 00:14:38,964 How long do they plan on keeping us here? 200 00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:42,384 As long as it fucking takes. 201 00:14:43,009 --> 00:14:45,386 Just do your job. 202 00:14:48,932 --> 00:14:50,057 What job? 203 00:14:54,229 --> 00:14:55,563 Now you wanna fuckin' work, huh? 204 00:14:55,564 --> 00:14:58,858 Good morning, Joe, I trust you slept well. 205 00:14:59,609 --> 00:15:00,735 You know somethin'? 206 00:15:01,027 --> 00:15:02,319 Where the fuck am I, huh? 207 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:03,487 What the fuck is this? 208 00:15:03,488 --> 00:15:05,406 Joe, I need you to listen. 209 00:15:05,407 --> 00:15:07,825 I don't wanna fuckin' listen! You know somethin'? 210 00:15:07,826 --> 00:15:09,326 - Joe... - No, shut up! 211 00:15:09,327 --> 00:15:11,538 Hey, fuck that! You listen! 212 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:14,081 I'm not supposed to be in this motherfucker! 213 00:15:14,082 --> 00:15:15,666 I didn't do anything! 214 00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:17,835 Only thing I ever done was go to fucking work 215 00:15:17,836 --> 00:15:19,628 for 10 years straight. 216 00:15:19,629 --> 00:15:21,298 Now, look at me! 217 00:15:21,298 --> 00:15:23,633 I'm trapped in this shit! 218 00:15:23,633 --> 00:15:25,510 Get me the fuck outta here! 219 00:15:25,802 --> 00:15:28,971 Whoever's in charge, whoever got their hand in your ass, 220 00:15:28,972 --> 00:15:32,182 tell them to let me the fuck out now! 221 00:15:33,435 --> 00:15:34,519 Fuck! 222 00:15:35,937 --> 00:15:37,731 I believe you're ready to listen. 223 00:15:38,690 --> 00:15:41,484 Today begins your advanced career training seminar. 224 00:15:41,985 --> 00:15:43,278 Your opportunity. 225 00:15:43,904 --> 00:15:47,449 Your last quarter's productivity dropped while your use of personal time tripled. 226 00:15:47,949 --> 00:15:51,660 Unlimited personal time is one of our many generous employment perks. 227 00:15:51,661 --> 00:15:53,913 Unfortunately, during this period, 228 00:15:53,914 --> 00:15:56,333 your department's overall performance declined. 229 00:15:56,833 --> 00:16:00,003 When your performance drops, your department number lowers. 230 00:16:00,754 --> 00:16:03,923 When your department numbers lower, your division output drops. 231 00:16:03,924 --> 00:16:07,510 When your division output drops, the company performance declines, 232 00:16:07,844 --> 00:16:09,304 as does the stock. 233 00:16:09,763 --> 00:16:11,513 Don't undervalue yourself. 234 00:16:11,514 --> 00:16:13,308 You're a crucial part of our team. 235 00:16:13,725 --> 00:16:16,310 Joe, you were once the model employee, 236 00:16:16,311 --> 00:16:18,520 but you've lost your appreciation for this company 237 00:16:18,521 --> 00:16:19,856 and all it has given you. 238 00:16:20,273 --> 00:16:21,690 I'm here to help. 239 00:16:21,691 --> 00:16:23,692 Let's discuss your new job. 240 00:16:23,693 --> 00:16:27,029 The workday begins at 6:00 a.m. and ends at 10:00 p.m. 241 00:16:27,030 --> 00:16:29,615 The hours between are your own to do with as you like. 242 00:16:29,616 --> 00:16:31,910 You work consists of pushing the mill. 243 00:16:32,661 --> 00:16:35,372 Employees earn a single point for each full revolution. 244 00:16:35,914 --> 00:16:38,500 Every day you are required to meet your specified goal, 245 00:16:39,084 --> 00:16:40,376 your daily quota. 246 00:16:41,461 --> 00:16:44,297 Failure to meet your daily quota will result in a punishment. 247 00:16:44,881 --> 00:16:46,758 Your daily quota is 50. 248 00:16:47,342 --> 00:16:49,885 Your quota is your minimum target. 249 00:16:49,886 --> 00:16:52,597 But at Mallard, good enough isn't good enough. 250 00:16:52,973 --> 00:16:55,558 Regardless of the quota, at the end of each day, 251 00:16:55,559 --> 00:16:58,103 the employee with the fewest points will be terminated. 252 00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:00,230 We understand. 253 00:17:00,689 --> 00:17:02,022 We are not just a company. 254 00:17:02,023 --> 00:17:03,440 We're a family. 255 00:17:03,441 --> 00:17:06,277 We want you to keep your job, your salary, 256 00:17:06,278 --> 00:17:10,240 your corporate housing, your company car, your life. 257 00:17:10,824 --> 00:17:12,450 You're a crucial part of our mission. 258 00:17:12,867 --> 00:17:15,537 That's why we've brought you here to help you grow. 259 00:17:16,204 --> 00:17:19,791 We look forward to continuing our working relationship at Mallard, 260 00:17:20,166 --> 00:17:22,210 your company for life. 261 00:17:22,836 --> 00:17:24,378 Have a great day. 262 00:17:24,379 --> 00:17:27,423 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 263 00:17:27,424 --> 00:17:30,467 No, no, no, no, no. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, listen. 264 00:17:30,468 --> 00:17:33,095 Hey, I'm sorry. I'm s... I'm so sorry. 265 00:17:33,096 --> 00:17:34,598 I didn't, I didn't mean to yell at first. 266 00:17:34,598 --> 00:17:36,766 I... I gotta, I gotta get back home to my wife. 267 00:17:37,475 --> 00:17:39,184 Please, please let me go back, please. 268 00:17:39,185 --> 00:17:41,437 Please, I can't be here. I can't be here. 269 00:17:41,438 --> 00:17:43,480 I can't be. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 270 00:17:43,481 --> 00:17:44,816 - We gotta get outta here. - Stop. 271 00:17:44,816 --> 00:17:46,276 Dude, help me get the fuck outta here. 272 00:17:46,276 --> 00:17:47,360 - Dude, stop! - I need to get back to my wife. 273 00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:48,778 The duck doesn't fucking care, okay? 274 00:17:48,778 --> 00:17:50,905 It doesn't care if you've got a family back home. 275 00:17:50,906 --> 00:17:52,239 We've all got families. 276 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,449 You are here now. 277 00:17:53,450 --> 00:17:55,993 This is your fucking world. That is it. 278 00:17:55,994 --> 00:17:59,288 And there is no getting out of it, not until they say you're ready. 279 00:17:59,289 --> 00:18:03,334 So for now, man, you just simply need to survive. 280 00:18:03,335 --> 00:18:06,295 And the only way to do that is to work. 281 00:18:06,296 --> 00:18:07,838 Do you... Do you hear what I'm saying? 282 00:18:07,839 --> 00:18:09,924 You wanna live, you wanna see whoever the fuck 283 00:18:09,925 --> 00:18:12,301 you've got there on the other side ever again, 284 00:18:12,302 --> 00:18:14,637 then just do the work. 285 00:18:14,638 --> 00:18:16,264 Twenty-five seconds. 286 00:18:18,350 --> 00:18:19,642 It's pushing that thing, right? 287 00:18:19,643 --> 00:18:20,894 I have to push that thing, right? 288 00:18:20,894 --> 00:18:23,021 Yeah, man, just push the fuckin' thing. 289 00:18:26,191 --> 00:18:27,234 Shit. 290 00:18:27,943 --> 00:18:29,194 Ten seconds. 291 00:18:34,115 --> 00:18:35,283 Three seconds. 292 00:18:36,868 --> 00:18:37,953 Two seconds. 293 00:18:39,371 --> 00:18:40,497 One second. 294 00:19:23,832 --> 00:19:25,667 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 295 00:20:20,889 --> 00:20:23,642 Congratulations on your first revolution, Joe. 296 00:20:24,517 --> 00:20:27,312 This message was brought to you by Mallard Spirits. 297 00:20:27,812 --> 00:20:29,939 Our cutting-edge nano distillation process 298 00:20:29,940 --> 00:20:32,692 ensures you can raise a toast of vitality and revel 299 00:20:33,276 --> 00:20:37,822 in the spirit of wellness to celebrate life's victories like this one. 300 00:20:57,259 --> 00:21:00,428 Discover unparalleled beauty with Mallard Cosmetics, 301 00:21:01,012 --> 00:21:04,683 the vanguard of innovative and transformative skincare solutions. 302 00:21:05,767 --> 00:21:09,603 Our off-guard formulations harness the potency of groundbreaking science 303 00:21:09,604 --> 00:21:12,064 and nature's finest ingredients, 304 00:21:12,065 --> 00:21:16,278 synergistically using and bestowing age-defying radiance upon your visage. 305 00:21:17,237 --> 00:21:20,114 Mallard Cosmetics transcends the conventional, 306 00:21:20,115 --> 00:21:23,785 catapulting you into a realm of unsurpassed elegance and allure. 307 00:21:24,286 --> 00:21:28,123 Experience the metamorphosis of beauty with Mallard Cosmetics 308 00:21:28,707 --> 00:21:31,960 because you deserve nothing less than the zenith of perfection. 309 00:21:35,463 --> 00:21:39,216 Mallard Crossings, an idyllic residential haven 310 00:21:39,217 --> 00:21:40,676 where the essence of community 311 00:21:40,677 --> 00:21:43,805 and the serenity of nature harmoniously intertwine. 312 00:21:44,389 --> 00:21:47,349 Revel in the luxurious comfort of our bespoke abodes 313 00:21:47,350 --> 00:21:49,476 where you'll discover not just a home 314 00:21:49,477 --> 00:21:52,563 but an enclave of tranquility and enduring connections. 315 00:21:58,236 --> 00:22:02,364 Congratulations, Joe, you surpassed your quota, 316 00:22:02,365 --> 00:22:04,325 signifying an auspicious commencement 317 00:22:04,326 --> 00:22:07,661 to your journey of self-actualization and professional evolution. 318 00:22:07,662 --> 00:22:08,829 Fuck, yeah! 319 00:22:08,830 --> 00:22:10,498 Embrace this momentum. 320 00:22:10,749 --> 00:22:12,876 Become the employee you deserve to be. 321 00:22:28,767 --> 00:22:30,517 No, wait. Wait. 322 00:22:30,518 --> 00:22:32,102 No, no. No! 323 00:22:32,103 --> 00:22:34,688 Tonight's termination is thoughtfully presented 324 00:22:34,689 --> 00:22:36,233 by Mallard Meditation. 325 00:22:36,233 --> 00:22:37,441 No, no. 326 00:22:37,442 --> 00:22:41,153 Our innovative, mindfulness-focused mobile application 327 00:22:41,154 --> 00:22:44,240 meticulously crafted to alleviate tension 328 00:22:44,241 --> 00:22:47,952 and assuage anxiety during life's more challenging moments. 329 00:22:47,953 --> 00:22:49,453 Wait. Wait, no! Let me go! 330 00:22:49,454 --> 00:22:52,123 Discover tranquility in the midst of turmoil 331 00:22:52,582 --> 00:22:54,041 with Mallard Meditation. 332 00:23:20,193 --> 00:23:21,903 Oh, here we go. 333 00:23:28,618 --> 00:23:30,298 Hey, you still there, neighbor? 334 00:23:31,079 --> 00:23:32,163 Unfortunately. 335 00:23:33,248 --> 00:23:36,543 So, how many did you get? 336 00:23:39,129 --> 00:23:40,130 A hundred. 337 00:23:40,338 --> 00:23:41,505 Wow. 338 00:23:41,506 --> 00:23:43,091 A hundred? 339 00:23:44,175 --> 00:23:46,177 Is that a "wow, good" or "wow, bad"? 340 00:23:46,636 --> 00:23:47,679 Okay, let's just say 341 00:23:47,679 --> 00:23:50,557 somebody else must've had a really bad day. 342 00:23:52,183 --> 00:23:53,852 You know what I don't understand is, 343 00:23:54,477 --> 00:23:57,314 so you don't make your quota, you get punished, right? 344 00:23:57,939 --> 00:24:00,567 But if you do make your quota, you become last, 345 00:24:00,984 --> 00:24:02,152 then you get killed. 346 00:24:03,403 --> 00:24:05,697 So what's the point of the quota, huh? 347 00:24:06,781 --> 00:24:08,992 Good enough isn't fucking good enough. 348 00:24:09,576 --> 00:24:11,077 That's the Mallard way. 349 00:24:12,579 --> 00:24:13,662 But I doubled my quota... 350 00:24:13,663 --> 00:24:15,789 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop, no. God. 351 00:24:15,790 --> 00:24:17,000 What, what, what? 352 00:24:17,667 --> 00:24:21,754 You do not go telling people your quota, genius, okay? 353 00:24:21,755 --> 00:24:25,550 'Cause as long as I do more than you, my ass is safe. 354 00:24:26,134 --> 00:24:30,179 You and I, we might be neighbors, but we are not friends. 355 00:24:30,180 --> 00:24:33,349 You get it? We are competition, and don't forget that. 356 00:24:35,060 --> 00:24:38,355 First of all, I want you to hear me and hear me well. 357 00:24:38,730 --> 00:24:39,814 I'm not dumb. 358 00:24:40,106 --> 00:24:41,815 Right, sure you're not. 359 00:24:41,816 --> 00:24:44,401 No, I got 50,000 in student debt that says I'm not. 360 00:24:44,402 --> 00:24:46,528 Ooh, college man. 361 00:24:46,529 --> 00:24:47,613 You don't even know, man. 362 00:24:47,614 --> 00:24:49,783 I-I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth. 363 00:24:51,034 --> 00:24:53,495 I worked my ass off to get to where I'm at, okay? 364 00:24:53,870 --> 00:24:55,080 Mm-hmm. 365 00:24:55,288 --> 00:24:57,374 All the way to the top of Mallard, huh? 366 00:24:58,541 --> 00:25:01,211 They fed me the same bullshit when I started. 367 00:25:01,545 --> 00:25:03,921 They shoved it down my fucking throat 368 00:25:03,922 --> 00:25:06,215 with a big, fat signing bonus. 369 00:25:06,216 --> 00:25:09,344 And that was more money than I'd ever seen at the time. 370 00:25:10,011 --> 00:25:11,303 And look at us now. 371 00:25:11,304 --> 00:25:12,514 We made it. 372 00:25:13,181 --> 00:25:14,306 Cheers. 373 00:25:14,307 --> 00:25:16,101 This shit is fucked up, man. 374 00:25:18,353 --> 00:25:20,689 How the fuck did I get caught up in this bullshit? 375 00:25:23,358 --> 00:25:24,958 I'm supposed to be at home with my wife. 376 00:25:27,779 --> 00:25:29,239 You know, she's pregnant, you know? 377 00:25:31,157 --> 00:25:32,617 With our first child. 378 00:25:34,035 --> 00:25:35,452 We've been trying for a while, too, 379 00:25:35,453 --> 00:25:38,665 and finally, finally, it's happening. 380 00:25:41,501 --> 00:25:43,211 And I'm stuck in this crazy shit. 381 00:25:46,548 --> 00:25:47,632 Boy or girl? 382 00:25:51,469 --> 00:25:52,679 It's a boy. 383 00:25:55,473 --> 00:25:56,558 Joe Junior. 384 00:26:00,186 --> 00:26:01,479 We gon' call him JJ. 385 00:26:03,732 --> 00:26:04,816 So, you're Joe? 386 00:26:07,027 --> 00:26:08,028 Yeah. 387 00:26:08,194 --> 00:26:11,448 Well, Joe, I'm gonna give you some real advice. 388 00:26:12,365 --> 00:26:14,491 If you ever expect to meet your little boy, 389 00:26:14,492 --> 00:26:16,661 you just gotta do this shit right. 390 00:26:18,038 --> 00:26:20,205 The guy who was in that cell before you, 391 00:26:20,206 --> 00:26:21,749 he thought he was doing enough, 392 00:26:21,750 --> 00:26:23,877 and he was really smug about it, too. 393 00:26:24,336 --> 00:26:28,131 And then the day before yesterday, enough wasn't enough. 394 00:26:28,632 --> 00:26:31,468 And now you're there and he's gone. 395 00:26:33,511 --> 00:26:34,971 Okay, and? Look, I'll just go harder. 396 00:26:34,971 --> 00:26:36,890 Yeah, but no, if you go too hard, 397 00:26:37,432 --> 00:26:39,643 they're gonna expect that all the time. 398 00:26:40,310 --> 00:26:41,603 That's the whole game. 399 00:26:55,367 --> 00:26:56,826 Have fun. 400 00:27:15,554 --> 00:27:17,054 So? 401 00:27:17,055 --> 00:27:18,306 I mean, what do you think? 402 00:27:19,516 --> 00:27:23,728 Um, I mean, it's... big. 403 00:27:25,021 --> 00:27:26,022 Hmm. 404 00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:30,317 Do we really want all this? 405 00:27:30,318 --> 00:27:31,998 Babe, Babe, Babe, look, hear me out. 406 00:27:33,321 --> 00:27:34,739 I'm doing this for us. 407 00:27:35,448 --> 00:27:36,448 Hmm. 408 00:27:36,449 --> 00:27:38,009 This is everything we worked for. 409 00:27:43,540 --> 00:27:46,042 You're lucky you cute when you're being convincing. 410 00:27:48,044 --> 00:27:50,671 Well, we are at Mallard Crossing. 411 00:27:50,672 --> 00:27:53,550 Ooh, ooh. 412 00:27:55,218 --> 00:27:56,219 Wow. 413 00:27:58,138 --> 00:28:00,222 Oh, tomorrow's the 12-week check-in. 414 00:28:00,223 --> 00:28:01,683 You took the time off, right? 415 00:28:04,394 --> 00:28:05,520 Yeah. 416 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,190 Joe, what? 417 00:28:10,066 --> 00:28:11,651 We gotta prioritize, babe. 418 00:28:13,570 --> 00:28:15,155 This isn't gonna get any easier. 419 00:28:17,407 --> 00:28:19,283 - Oh. - Everything okay? 420 00:28:19,284 --> 00:28:20,535 Something's wrong. 421 00:28:31,213 --> 00:28:33,214 The time is now 10 o'clock. 422 00:28:33,215 --> 00:28:35,341 Your work is complete for the day. 423 00:28:35,342 --> 00:28:37,009 Thank you for your continued commitment 424 00:28:37,010 --> 00:28:38,802 to self-improvement, Joe. 425 00:28:46,102 --> 00:28:47,938 Employee. 426 00:28:48,772 --> 00:28:49,773 Yeah? 427 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,025 Evening, employee. 428 00:28:53,526 --> 00:28:55,027 Go ahead and approach the door. 429 00:28:55,028 --> 00:28:56,279 Approach the door? 430 00:28:58,198 --> 00:28:59,532 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 431 00:28:59,532 --> 00:29:03,202 Um, hey, I-I-I-I made 1-150 today. 432 00:29:03,203 --> 00:29:05,038 - I-I tripled my quota. - Good for you. 433 00:29:05,038 --> 00:29:06,957 Approach the goddamn door. 434 00:29:07,499 --> 00:29:09,209 Please, please, please, please. Uh... 435 00:29:11,836 --> 00:29:13,171 I thought I, I thought I did everything right. 436 00:29:13,171 --> 00:29:15,506 Approach the fucking door! 437 00:29:20,095 --> 00:29:21,220 Now, stop. 438 00:29:25,100 --> 00:29:26,476 Remove your clothes. 439 00:29:29,229 --> 00:29:31,565 Take off your clothes. 440 00:29:33,275 --> 00:29:35,860 Wh-why... Why you want me to do that? 441 00:29:36,653 --> 00:29:38,196 Because I said so. 442 00:29:42,117 --> 00:29:43,410 Seriously, why-why-why you need me to take off my... 443 00:29:43,410 --> 00:29:45,120 Come on, take 'em off. 444 00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:46,246 Okay, okay, okay. 445 00:29:46,830 --> 00:29:48,831 Take 'em off. 446 00:29:48,832 --> 00:29:49,958 Take 'em off. 447 00:30:00,927 --> 00:30:03,263 Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. 448 00:30:04,514 --> 00:30:05,681 Everything. 449 00:30:19,279 --> 00:30:21,156 Now, walk through the door. 450 00:30:40,467 --> 00:30:41,676 Step forward. 451 00:32:02,173 --> 00:32:03,507 Hey! 452 00:32:03,508 --> 00:32:04,593 Whoa! 453 00:32:08,138 --> 00:32:09,681 It's a scorcher today, man. 454 00:32:11,016 --> 00:32:12,601 It's way hotter than last week. 455 00:32:16,187 --> 00:32:17,522 Why are we doing this? 456 00:32:18,398 --> 00:32:19,566 To not die? 457 00:32:22,277 --> 00:32:23,361 No shit. 458 00:32:24,070 --> 00:32:25,071 That's not what I'm talking about. 459 00:32:25,071 --> 00:32:26,364 Like, what is this? What... 460 00:32:28,533 --> 00:32:30,368 What's this fucking mill, huh? 461 00:32:31,953 --> 00:32:33,246 It's nothing. 462 00:32:35,540 --> 00:32:36,833 What do you mean it's nothing? 463 00:32:37,334 --> 00:32:40,712 We're not grinding wheat or making electricity, 464 00:32:41,296 --> 00:32:43,340 or creating anything of value, 465 00:32:43,882 --> 00:32:45,926 tangible or perceived. 466 00:32:47,344 --> 00:32:50,055 This has no purpose. 467 00:32:50,889 --> 00:32:52,390 This is nothing. 468 00:32:54,100 --> 00:32:55,101 Nothing? 469 00:32:58,063 --> 00:32:59,314 So what's the point? 470 00:33:03,318 --> 00:33:04,361 Exactly. 471 00:33:23,964 --> 00:33:24,965 Fuck! 472 00:33:26,132 --> 00:33:27,258 It's too damn hot, man. 473 00:33:27,259 --> 00:33:29,302 I need... I need some more water. 474 00:33:30,053 --> 00:33:31,805 Mallard, I need, I need some water. 475 00:33:33,348 --> 00:33:34,432 Guard? 476 00:33:35,225 --> 00:33:36,225 Guard, water! 477 00:33:36,226 --> 00:33:38,978 Do you think that sick fuck is gonna fix you a cocktail? 478 00:33:38,979 --> 00:33:40,896 - Come on. - Shut the fuck up. 479 00:33:40,897 --> 00:33:43,275 Hey, please, I need something to drink. 480 00:33:43,692 --> 00:33:44,692 I need some water. 481 00:33:44,693 --> 00:33:45,902 I get it, I get it, I get it. 482 00:33:45,902 --> 00:33:47,487 I-I got... I have a solution, okay? 483 00:33:48,405 --> 00:33:50,823 There's a pillar over there that Mallard can't see behind. 484 00:33:50,824 --> 00:33:51,907 Do you see it? 485 00:33:59,791 --> 00:34:00,874 Yeah, I see it. 486 00:34:00,875 --> 00:34:03,920 Okay, so, hide some bottles back there. 487 00:34:04,546 --> 00:34:08,049 Fill 'em with your piss, and then you have to drink it. 488 00:34:12,053 --> 00:34:14,055 You want me to drink 489 00:34:15,181 --> 00:34:16,557 my piss? 490 00:34:16,558 --> 00:34:18,142 Fuck, no, not straight. 491 00:34:18,143 --> 00:34:21,313 You gotta filter it through the insoles of your shoes. 492 00:34:24,149 --> 00:34:25,984 Are you fuckin' crazy? 493 00:34:26,359 --> 00:34:31,531 I'm not pouring piss in my fucking Jordans. 494 00:34:34,701 --> 00:34:36,160 Oh, Jesus. 495 00:34:36,161 --> 00:34:38,203 Joe, Mallard is perfect. 496 00:34:38,204 --> 00:34:39,413 It knows how much water 497 00:34:39,414 --> 00:34:42,207 you need to survive, man, to the ounce. 498 00:34:42,208 --> 00:34:46,129 She is gonna give you just enough to keep you alive. 499 00:34:47,380 --> 00:34:50,967 This place, it has a way of showing you what you're capable of. 500 00:34:51,343 --> 00:34:55,304 That's what Mallard wants, to know how far you can go 501 00:34:55,305 --> 00:34:56,723 before you break. 502 00:34:58,767 --> 00:35:00,227 Is that what Mallard wants? 503 00:35:03,188 --> 00:35:04,606 That's what Mallard gon' get. 504 00:35:19,788 --> 00:35:21,456 How do they, um, 505 00:35:21,998 --> 00:35:24,459 how do they expect us to pay all these medical bills? 506 00:35:26,002 --> 00:35:27,170 Hey, hey, don't worry about it. 507 00:35:27,170 --> 00:35:28,713 I-I'll just work a lot harder. 508 00:35:29,256 --> 00:35:31,216 I'll just work a lot harder. 509 00:35:31,466 --> 00:35:32,968 You can't do this by yourself. 510 00:35:34,553 --> 00:35:35,803 Whoa, whoa, whoa, you... 511 00:35:35,804 --> 00:35:37,179 No, you're not going back to work. 512 00:35:37,180 --> 00:35:38,764 You heard what the doctor said. 513 00:35:38,765 --> 00:35:39,933 There's a chance you could lose the baby. 514 00:35:39,933 --> 00:35:41,225 If I don't go back to work, 515 00:35:41,226 --> 00:35:43,186 there's a chance we could lose the house. 516 00:35:44,980 --> 00:35:47,357 Mallard's supposed to level me up any day now. Any day now. 517 00:35:47,357 --> 00:35:50,652 They've been telling you the same thing for years, 518 00:35:52,529 --> 00:35:53,989 and you still believe them? 519 00:35:55,323 --> 00:35:56,324 Yes. 520 00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:58,201 Yes. 521 00:35:59,661 --> 00:36:02,246 The question is, do you still believe in me? 522 00:36:04,833 --> 00:36:07,293 This child of ours is gonna have a better life 523 00:36:07,294 --> 00:36:08,962 than any of us ever did. 524 00:36:14,259 --> 00:36:15,886 Is this what better feels like? 525 00:36:26,396 --> 00:36:29,356 Joe, today's performance serves as an exemplar 526 00:36:29,357 --> 00:36:31,108 of your ever-ascending capabilities. 527 00:36:31,109 --> 00:36:32,319 Hell, yeah. 528 00:36:35,196 --> 00:36:36,488 Is that what you wanted? 529 00:36:36,489 --> 00:36:39,033 By embracing the challenge of exploring your limits, 530 00:36:39,034 --> 00:36:42,120 you are forging a path toward the promise of your innate potential, 531 00:36:42,621 --> 00:36:45,582 perpetuating the cycle of growth and self-discovery. 532 00:36:54,549 --> 00:36:55,550 Hey. 533 00:36:56,968 --> 00:36:58,386 Hey, you-you there? 534 00:37:00,764 --> 00:37:03,099 Hey. Who's Alex? 535 00:37:05,936 --> 00:37:07,186 Who? 536 00:37:07,187 --> 00:37:08,605 You heard me. Alex. 537 00:37:09,898 --> 00:37:10,899 Who is that? 538 00:37:13,026 --> 00:37:14,546 How do you know about Alex? 539 00:37:16,780 --> 00:37:18,949 W... Was he the, was he the smug guy? 540 00:37:19,407 --> 00:37:21,868 Was he, was he the guy that-that was here before me? 541 00:37:22,452 --> 00:37:27,249 Yeah, um, Alex is a bit of a legend around here. 542 00:37:27,832 --> 00:37:29,209 He's the guy who got out. 543 00:37:32,837 --> 00:37:33,922 He escaped? 544 00:37:35,173 --> 00:37:36,216 He got out. 545 00:37:37,926 --> 00:37:39,553 So wait, wait, wait. He got out. 546 00:37:44,099 --> 00:37:45,767 How is this place still operating? 547 00:37:48,979 --> 00:37:50,564 He didn't tell anyone about this place? 548 00:37:51,731 --> 00:37:52,731 I don't know. 549 00:37:52,732 --> 00:37:54,067 Maybe he didn't want to. 550 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:56,486 Maybe he couldn't. 551 00:37:57,821 --> 00:37:59,447 Bullshit. 552 00:38:02,117 --> 00:38:04,369 I know if I left this motherfucker, I'd tell everybody. 553 00:38:27,517 --> 00:38:29,019 Good morning, Joe. 554 00:38:29,352 --> 00:38:33,106 Congratulations. You performed excellent work yesterday. 555 00:38:33,356 --> 00:38:35,442 We thank you for your incredible efforts. 556 00:38:40,697 --> 00:38:42,907 Please accept this token of our appreciation 557 00:38:42,908 --> 00:38:44,910 to commemorate your amazing achievement. 558 00:38:55,545 --> 00:38:56,546 Oh. 559 00:38:58,506 --> 00:38:59,507 A pen. 560 00:39:00,217 --> 00:39:03,136 Not just any pen, look closer. 561 00:39:07,098 --> 00:39:08,807 Ohh! 562 00:39:08,808 --> 00:39:10,101 Wow. 563 00:39:10,977 --> 00:39:12,437 You guys 564 00:39:12,812 --> 00:39:15,648 engraved, engraved my name in the pen. 565 00:39:15,649 --> 00:39:16,942 Wow, this is... 566 00:39:17,651 --> 00:39:19,694 I mean, this is, uh... 567 00:39:20,904 --> 00:39:22,489 This is fuckin' stupid! 568 00:39:23,406 --> 00:39:25,659 A fucking pen? What am I gonna do with this shit? 569 00:39:26,368 --> 00:39:28,411 I don't even have any fuckin' paper around here. 570 00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:30,121 Huh? 571 00:39:31,915 --> 00:39:33,374 Fuck y'all, man, fuckin'... 572 00:39:37,087 --> 00:39:38,088 370? 573 00:39:39,589 --> 00:39:41,049 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 574 00:39:41,049 --> 00:39:42,551 This was just 50 yesterday. 575 00:39:43,260 --> 00:39:45,136 Do you wish to file a complaint? 576 00:39:45,804 --> 00:39:49,390 Look, I can't... I can't do that again. 577 00:39:49,391 --> 00:39:51,600 People don't know what they're capable of. 578 00:39:51,601 --> 00:39:53,727 They cling to their limiting beliefs, 579 00:39:53,728 --> 00:39:56,730 never knowing that just beyond their doubts is greatness. 580 00:39:56,731 --> 00:39:58,567 Like children, they just need a push. 581 00:39:59,526 --> 00:40:00,986 Look, look, I can't do that many again. 582 00:40:00,986 --> 00:40:03,529 You see me? Look at my fuckin' hands. 583 00:40:03,530 --> 00:40:07,033 It's hard, Joe, but so is changing the world. 584 00:40:07,284 --> 00:40:10,620 That's what we're doing, all of us together. 585 00:40:11,371 --> 00:40:13,622 Now would be a great time to take the first step 586 00:40:13,623 --> 00:40:15,458 towards an even better future. 587 00:40:19,212 --> 00:40:20,255 Fuck you! 588 00:40:22,090 --> 00:40:24,718 Fuck you, and fuck that fuckin' pen! 589 00:40:26,928 --> 00:40:28,054 Fuck! 590 00:41:12,182 --> 00:41:13,350 Hey, I-I... 591 00:41:15,101 --> 00:41:16,811 I went past the green mark, and it... 592 00:41:18,188 --> 00:41:19,708 It didn't, it didn't give me my point. 593 00:41:23,485 --> 00:41:24,903 Are y'all fuckin' with me? 594 00:41:26,947 --> 00:41:28,072 Huh? 595 00:41:28,073 --> 00:41:29,673 Hey, man, what's the problem? 596 00:41:30,909 --> 00:41:32,535 It's not giving me my points. 597 00:41:33,036 --> 00:41:35,205 Oh, shit, dude, are you in penalty? 598 00:41:35,622 --> 00:41:36,623 What? 599 00:41:37,374 --> 00:41:39,083 Penalty. What-what's that? 600 00:41:39,084 --> 00:41:40,293 The middle of the scoreboard. 601 00:41:40,293 --> 00:41:42,671 Look. Is there a little X? 602 00:41:44,172 --> 00:41:45,172 Yeah, it is. 603 00:41:45,173 --> 00:41:46,675 Those are your penalties. 604 00:41:47,050 --> 00:41:49,761 They're a bitch, and they're exponential. 605 00:41:50,387 --> 00:41:51,471 Wait, wait, wait. 606 00:41:51,471 --> 00:41:53,389 Penalty. How did I, how did I get a penalty? 607 00:41:53,390 --> 00:41:57,936 Alright, look. One X means it takes two revolutions to score one point. 608 00:41:58,228 --> 00:42:02,231 Two X's, it's four revolutions, and then eight, and then 16. 609 00:42:02,232 --> 00:42:05,317 Then, well, shit, at that point, you might as well give up. 610 00:42:05,318 --> 00:42:06,403 Hey. 611 00:42:07,487 --> 00:42:08,780 Hey, that's impossible. 612 00:42:09,864 --> 00:42:11,658 You expect me to do double the work? 613 00:42:16,288 --> 00:42:17,539 Oh, fuck! 614 00:42:18,331 --> 00:42:23,587 Human history is a story of chaos, war, disease, nations falling. 615 00:42:24,087 --> 00:42:27,424 Do you really trust your hard-earned money to a failing government? 616 00:42:28,216 --> 00:42:30,342 Introducing Mallard Financial, 617 00:42:30,343 --> 00:42:33,847 a holistic AI-driven investment solution by the company you trust. 618 00:42:34,681 --> 00:42:37,016 With Mallard Financial, you never have to worry 619 00:42:37,017 --> 00:42:39,518 about human mistakes affecting your wealth. 620 00:42:39,519 --> 00:42:41,103 Join the future. 621 00:42:41,104 --> 00:42:43,314 Invest with Mallard Financial. 622 00:42:43,315 --> 00:42:44,607 Let your investments fly. 623 00:44:10,652 --> 00:44:11,945 Hey, Joe. 624 00:44:12,571 --> 00:44:14,530 Everything okay in there, man? 625 00:44:14,531 --> 00:44:16,074 You've been real quiet today. 626 00:44:17,993 --> 00:44:19,286 I can't hit it. 627 00:44:19,661 --> 00:44:21,495 Oh, come on, you have to. 628 00:44:21,496 --> 00:44:22,956 We covered this. 629 00:44:26,334 --> 00:44:27,377 I can't. 630 00:44:28,837 --> 00:44:30,005 I can't. 631 00:44:31,089 --> 00:44:33,508 I could do 370, but I can't. 632 00:44:33,925 --> 00:44:35,969 Not-not with the penalty, you know. 633 00:44:36,386 --> 00:44:39,346 Wait, penalty 3-370? 634 00:44:39,347 --> 00:44:42,517 So you-you have... you have 740? 635 00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:45,729 700 and fucking 40? 636 00:44:46,354 --> 00:44:48,022 - 740? - How much? 637 00:44:48,023 --> 00:44:50,858 Fuck, Joe, what the fuck is wrong with you, man? 638 00:44:50,859 --> 00:44:51,942 You asshole. 639 00:44:51,943 --> 00:44:53,819 You're gonna get us fucking killed! 640 00:44:53,820 --> 00:44:55,529 Are you fucking kidding me?! 641 00:44:55,530 --> 00:44:58,741 Told you, do not burn yourself out! 642 00:44:58,742 --> 00:45:02,286 I told you, man, not to fuck with Mallard, 643 00:45:02,287 --> 00:45:03,996 and you didn't fucking listen! 644 00:45:03,997 --> 00:45:05,497 - Shut up. - Goddamn you! 645 00:45:05,498 --> 00:45:06,790 - You didn't listen. - Shut up! 646 00:45:06,791 --> 00:45:08,334 You fucking idiot. 647 00:45:08,335 --> 00:45:12,714 You hit 740, and now we have to hit 740. 648 00:45:13,173 --> 00:45:15,175 Don't you understand? 649 00:45:15,425 --> 00:45:18,678 We're paying for your fucking mistakes! 650 00:45:19,846 --> 00:45:22,097 Fuck you, Joe! Fuck you! 651 00:45:25,602 --> 00:45:27,437 The time is now 10 o'clock. 652 00:45:27,979 --> 00:45:29,981 Your work is complete for the day. 653 00:45:30,732 --> 00:45:32,733 You did not meet your daily quota. 654 00:45:37,072 --> 00:45:38,281 You gave me a penalty. 655 00:45:38,823 --> 00:45:40,325 You gave it to yourself. 656 00:45:40,700 --> 00:45:42,702 You let down your fellow employees. 657 00:45:43,286 --> 00:45:46,498 Care for your fellow workers is one of our core company values. 658 00:45:48,750 --> 00:45:49,876 Values. 659 00:45:50,544 --> 00:45:53,380 Clearly, we haven't given you the proper motivation. 660 00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:55,840 Perhaps you need a new coworker. 661 00:46:05,642 --> 00:46:06,810 What is this? 662 00:46:07,102 --> 00:46:08,686 Kate Stevens. 663 00:46:08,687 --> 00:46:11,147 No. No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. 664 00:46:11,690 --> 00:46:13,358 No, she's... she's not even supposed to be on her feet. 665 00:46:13,358 --> 00:46:15,110 Data collected from your Mallard home 666 00:46:15,110 --> 00:46:16,945 indicates her lack of employment. 667 00:46:17,404 --> 00:46:19,154 Perhaps we could solve all your problems 668 00:46:19,155 --> 00:46:21,615 by offering her a job... here. 669 00:46:21,616 --> 00:46:23,450 No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 670 00:46:23,451 --> 00:46:25,120 She's... she's not supposed to be walking around. 671 00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:28,164 Our Mallard team will gladly aid in her relocation. 672 00:46:28,665 --> 00:46:29,915 Kate... 673 00:46:29,916 --> 00:46:31,167 Not Kate. 674 00:46:32,294 --> 00:46:33,586 She don't need to be here, okay? 675 00:46:33,587 --> 00:46:34,963 She don't deserve this. 676 00:46:35,839 --> 00:46:37,924 Hey, hey, I'll do better. 677 00:46:38,675 --> 00:46:39,968 I'll do... I'll do better. 678 00:46:40,176 --> 00:46:41,427 I'll-I'll-I'll do everything. 679 00:46:41,428 --> 00:46:43,095 I-I-I'll get the 740. 680 00:46:43,096 --> 00:46:44,764 I'll do whatever you need me to do. Just don't... 681 00:46:44,764 --> 00:46:45,890 Please, just don't... 682 00:46:45,891 --> 00:46:47,725 Don't-don't bring her here, please. 683 00:46:47,726 --> 00:46:49,310 Please, please, please, please, please. 684 00:46:49,311 --> 00:46:51,104 That's wonderful to hear. 685 00:46:51,438 --> 00:46:54,523 Meet your quota tomorrow and the penalty will go away. 686 00:46:54,524 --> 00:46:56,942 We are pleased to present you with an additional challenge 687 00:46:56,943 --> 00:46:58,360 as a token of our appreciation 688 00:46:58,361 --> 00:47:00,822 for your dedication to self-improvement. 689 00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:03,782 We hope this challenge will serve as further motivation 690 00:47:03,783 --> 00:47:05,409 for you to continue pushing yourself 691 00:47:05,410 --> 00:47:07,078 towards achieving your goals. 692 00:47:07,662 --> 00:47:10,373 Thank you for your commitment to self-improvement, Joe. 693 00:47:47,702 --> 00:47:49,079 You gonna roast me? 694 00:47:50,538 --> 00:47:51,539 Huh? 695 00:48:26,866 --> 00:48:27,867 Fuck. 696 00:48:27,867 --> 00:48:31,538 This evening's termination is graciously presented by Mallard Travel. 697 00:48:31,830 --> 00:48:33,747 Escape the mundane and spread your wings 698 00:48:33,748 --> 00:48:35,333 with our distinguished environment... 699 00:48:35,333 --> 00:48:38,670 as we transport you to destinations beyond your wildest dreams. 700 00:48:39,087 --> 00:48:43,048 Mallard Travel, elevating your journey to unparalleled heights. 701 00:49:23,506 --> 00:49:24,715 Oh, shit. 702 00:49:52,118 --> 00:49:53,495 Good morning, Joe. 703 00:49:54,246 --> 00:49:55,247 Sleep well? 704 00:49:55,956 --> 00:49:57,165 I've had better. 705 00:49:58,041 --> 00:50:00,209 Remember until we are challenged, 706 00:50:00,210 --> 00:50:02,254 we don't really know what we can achieve. 707 00:50:02,879 --> 00:50:05,507 Take advantage of today's opportunity for growth. 708 00:50:05,966 --> 00:50:07,717 Give it 110%. 709 00:50:08,218 --> 00:50:09,970 Make this a productive day. 710 00:52:10,549 --> 00:52:13,802 Mallard man, look at you now. 711 00:52:17,806 --> 00:52:18,806 Hey, Joe. 712 00:52:24,187 --> 00:52:25,188 Ooh. 713 00:52:25,689 --> 00:52:26,773 You really, uh, 714 00:52:27,899 --> 00:52:29,219 really outdid yourself this time. 715 00:52:30,151 --> 00:52:34,446 Dusty, stankin', dirty-ass fucking jail. 716 00:52:34,447 --> 00:52:37,783 Please, just, please, just, just, just go, okay? 717 00:52:39,744 --> 00:52:40,912 I'm so close. 718 00:52:42,038 --> 00:52:43,999 So you consider this close? 719 00:52:45,375 --> 00:52:47,877 You, you think that you're close? 720 00:52:47,878 --> 00:52:49,462 Just, just go, just please, please, please. 721 00:52:49,462 --> 00:52:51,006 Let me finish. Just let me finish my work, please. 722 00:52:51,006 --> 00:52:52,632 Ah, there you go, Joe. 723 00:52:53,967 --> 00:52:56,511 Believing that bullshit, hmm? 724 00:52:58,054 --> 00:53:00,807 Mm-hmm, your entire life, you've been telling yourself, 725 00:53:01,391 --> 00:53:04,351 "Oh, you the man, Joe, and you can do it. 726 00:53:04,352 --> 00:53:05,728 "You just gotta push yourself, 727 00:53:05,729 --> 00:53:08,105 and they're gonna reward you someday." 728 00:53:09,941 --> 00:53:11,860 The same bullshit. 729 00:53:14,112 --> 00:53:15,279 Huh? 730 00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:16,489 Has it worked for you? 731 00:53:19,534 --> 00:53:21,452 Huh, Joe? Has it, has it ever worked for you? 732 00:53:22,537 --> 00:53:23,704 Just keep going. 733 00:53:23,705 --> 00:53:24,873 You fucked up. 734 00:53:27,125 --> 00:53:30,587 You believed in something that didn't believe in you. 735 00:53:31,504 --> 00:53:32,881 And now look at you. 736 00:53:33,632 --> 00:53:34,841 You're fucked. 737 00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:37,844 You should just quit. 738 00:53:38,720 --> 00:53:40,305 Come on now. We know how this ends. 739 00:53:42,224 --> 00:53:43,391 You can't win. 740 00:53:46,019 --> 00:53:47,229 You won't win. 741 00:53:48,563 --> 00:53:49,898 You won't fuckin' win! 742 00:53:51,191 --> 00:53:54,109 You fucked Kate over, left her all alone 743 00:53:54,110 --> 00:53:56,487 with a baby that you'll never fucking meet! 744 00:53:56,488 --> 00:53:58,656 - Fuck you. Fuck you. - That's right. 745 00:53:58,657 --> 00:54:01,075 Your son will grow up without a father. 746 00:54:03,161 --> 00:54:05,038 - Not true. - Maybe it's a good thing. 747 00:54:06,831 --> 00:54:09,083 - I'm gonna be a father to my son. - Just fuckin' stop. 748 00:54:09,084 --> 00:54:10,834 I will be a father to my son. 749 00:54:10,835 --> 00:54:11,961 Just fuckin' quit! 750 00:54:11,962 --> 00:54:13,546 I will be a father to my son. 751 00:54:13,547 --> 00:54:14,631 You won't win! 752 00:54:15,549 --> 00:54:16,841 - Just quit! - Fuck you. Fuck you. 753 00:54:16,841 --> 00:54:18,593 - Just fuckin' quit! - Fuck you, fuck you. 754 00:54:18,593 --> 00:54:20,345 Just stop! 755 00:54:22,973 --> 00:54:24,098 Fuck you! 756 00:54:38,947 --> 00:54:40,198 Just fuckin' quit! 757 00:54:53,461 --> 00:54:56,088 Just fuckin' quit! 758 00:55:05,307 --> 00:55:09,310 Joe, in successfully accomplishing the designated quota, 759 00:55:09,311 --> 00:55:12,814 you have effectively nullified the previously imposed penalty. 760 00:55:13,398 --> 00:55:16,775 It is our fervent hope that, within the crucible of adversity, 761 00:55:16,776 --> 00:55:18,652 you have unearthed newfound resilience. 762 00:56:12,582 --> 00:56:13,750 That's right. 763 00:56:14,417 --> 00:56:15,502 Yeah. 764 00:56:16,253 --> 00:56:17,254 Yeah. 765 00:56:18,213 --> 00:56:19,422 Yeah. 766 00:56:21,091 --> 00:56:22,259 Yeah. 767 00:56:23,218 --> 00:56:24,469 Yeah! 768 00:56:27,472 --> 00:56:28,848 You won't break me. 769 00:56:32,310 --> 00:56:35,145 Your improvement in productivity is remarkable. 770 00:56:35,146 --> 00:56:38,440 You should have great pride in the work ethic you displayed today. 771 00:56:41,236 --> 00:56:42,611 When do I go home? 772 00:56:42,612 --> 00:56:44,030 You are well on your way. 773 00:56:44,656 --> 00:56:46,616 All of us at Mallard believe in you. 774 00:56:46,992 --> 00:56:50,077 Please accept a token of appreciation for today's hard work. 775 00:56:52,205 --> 00:56:53,414 What, another fuckin' pen? 776 00:56:53,415 --> 00:56:54,541 No. 777 00:56:55,083 --> 00:56:56,251 Motivation. 778 00:56:57,586 --> 00:56:59,796 My God. 779 00:57:15,228 --> 00:57:17,188 Congratulations, Dad. 780 00:57:17,564 --> 00:57:18,648 No, no. 781 00:57:20,108 --> 00:57:21,109 I didn't... 782 00:57:21,401 --> 00:57:22,777 How could I miss this? 783 00:57:24,070 --> 00:57:25,488 How long have I been here? 784 00:57:27,324 --> 00:57:28,742 This moment has been brought to you 785 00:57:28,742 --> 00:57:31,244 by the friendly faces at Mallard Kids Wear. 786 00:57:31,703 --> 00:57:33,996 From the moment you're born, Mallard is there. 787 00:57:33,997 --> 00:57:35,916 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no. 788 00:57:35,916 --> 00:57:37,250 Turn it back on. 789 00:57:38,043 --> 00:57:39,419 Can I, can I see 'em again? 790 00:57:41,171 --> 00:57:42,171 Please? 791 00:57:49,262 --> 00:57:50,388 I'm a dad. 792 00:57:54,226 --> 00:57:55,518 Oh, man, I'm a dad. 793 00:58:48,029 --> 00:58:49,948 Shit, man. 794 00:59:01,459 --> 00:59:02,460 Hey. 795 00:59:05,171 --> 00:59:06,172 Hey. 796 00:59:08,300 --> 00:59:09,301 Hey! 797 00:59:10,260 --> 00:59:11,469 Morning, neighbor. 798 00:59:12,053 --> 00:59:13,513 I guess someone hit his quota. 799 00:59:14,848 --> 00:59:15,848 Hey, man, fuck you! 800 00:59:15,849 --> 00:59:17,349 Oh, boy. 801 00:59:17,350 --> 00:59:19,935 Woke up on the wrong side of the dirt patch this morning, huh? 802 00:59:19,936 --> 00:59:21,562 See, you think everything a fuckin' joke? 803 00:59:21,563 --> 00:59:22,856 Okay, I'm serious. 804 00:59:24,608 --> 00:59:26,985 I need that information on how Alex got outta here. 805 00:59:27,611 --> 00:59:28,904 - Why? - Look, okay? 806 00:59:32,407 --> 00:59:33,867 I'm not trying to be an asshole. 807 00:59:37,621 --> 00:59:39,456 Last night, they showed a video 808 00:59:41,917 --> 00:59:43,752 of my wife, Kate, 809 00:59:45,629 --> 00:59:46,755 having our son. 810 00:59:48,256 --> 00:59:50,634 If you know anything, please just let me know. 811 01:00:01,061 --> 01:00:04,064 You know, I have a family, too. 812 01:00:05,732 --> 01:00:07,400 I-I have a son, 813 01:00:08,818 --> 01:00:10,987 and he would be, um... 814 01:00:11,571 --> 01:00:13,171 Shit, I don't, I don't even know. Older? 815 01:00:15,158 --> 01:00:16,785 I guess old enough to hate me. 816 01:00:17,577 --> 01:00:21,790 But, uh, I got to hold my son when he was born. 817 01:00:22,540 --> 01:00:25,544 I got to watch him take his first steps. 818 01:00:26,711 --> 01:00:28,630 I heard him call me "dad." 819 01:00:29,422 --> 01:00:32,092 That's the difference between you and me, Joe. 820 01:00:32,425 --> 01:00:36,221 And I just wish I could see him again. 821 01:00:38,765 --> 01:00:40,684 Actually, maybe I don't. 822 01:00:41,476 --> 01:00:45,563 Maybe what I actually hope is that every day he wakes up 823 01:00:45,564 --> 01:00:48,942 thinking about the father who chose work over him. 824 01:00:49,317 --> 01:00:52,362 Maybe I hope he knows that I'm a fucking asshole, 825 01:00:52,612 --> 01:00:57,074 and I hope he grows up hating me enough to be nothing like me. 826 01:00:57,075 --> 01:00:59,494 And I don't want that for you, man. 827 01:01:00,787 --> 01:01:02,079 So, fuck it. 828 01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:05,542 On the opposite wall, in that blind spot behind the pillar, 829 01:01:06,001 --> 01:01:07,460 you'll know it when you see it. 830 01:01:08,753 --> 01:01:09,754 Thank you. 831 01:01:10,213 --> 01:01:11,339 Good luck, man. 832 01:01:31,234 --> 01:01:32,944 I don't fuckin' see anything. 833 01:01:48,168 --> 01:01:49,169 Hmm. 834 01:01:56,176 --> 01:01:57,302 Oh, shit. 835 01:01:58,887 --> 01:01:59,971 Wait, wait, wait. 836 01:02:03,808 --> 01:02:04,976 Wait a minute. 837 01:02:10,357 --> 01:02:11,900 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 838 01:02:22,577 --> 01:02:25,162 Okay, see past the pillar. 839 01:02:29,376 --> 01:02:31,002 That goddamn pen. 840 01:02:32,337 --> 01:02:34,464 That motherfuckin' pen. 841 01:03:33,857 --> 01:03:35,525 Oh, these cheap motherfuckers. 842 01:03:35,984 --> 01:03:37,444 They didn't even patch this shit up. 843 01:05:10,287 --> 01:05:11,871 ...where the art of gourmet indulgence 844 01:05:11,871 --> 01:05:14,707 and convivial ambience seamlessly intertwine. 845 01:05:14,708 --> 01:05:16,417 Savor the symphony of exquisite flav... 846 01:05:22,382 --> 01:05:25,968 meticulously forged each exquisite creation, 847 01:05:25,969 --> 01:05:27,553 encapsulating the essence of luxury. 848 01:05:50,118 --> 01:05:51,328 Tonight is the night. 849 01:05:53,788 --> 01:05:55,081 What's the plan? 850 01:05:55,999 --> 01:05:57,416 I don't... I don't know. 851 01:05:57,417 --> 01:05:58,668 I didn't know I was gonna get this far. 852 01:06:01,421 --> 01:06:02,821 I guess I'm just gonna have to see. 853 01:07:17,664 --> 01:07:21,000 Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. 854 01:07:21,001 --> 01:07:22,084 Shit. 855 01:07:31,970 --> 01:07:33,850 - Oh, shit. - Nighty night. 856 01:07:59,456 --> 01:08:00,665 No. 857 01:08:00,790 --> 01:08:03,919 No. No. 858 01:08:07,756 --> 01:08:08,756 No. 859 01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:16,806 Fuck! 860 01:08:18,016 --> 01:08:19,142 No! 861 01:08:31,821 --> 01:08:33,949 I thought you were growing, Joe. 862 01:08:34,491 --> 01:08:37,494 But I can see that you still don't believe the rules apply to you. 863 01:08:37,953 --> 01:08:39,536 You have so much promise, 864 01:08:39,537 --> 01:08:42,290 and there's been a substantial investment made in you. 865 01:08:42,791 --> 01:08:45,042 That's why we are offering you another opportunity 866 01:08:45,043 --> 01:08:47,044 despite your behavior last night. 867 01:08:47,045 --> 01:08:49,213 You are so focused on your own interests 868 01:08:49,214 --> 01:08:51,132 that you are missing the big picture. 869 01:08:51,758 --> 01:08:54,386 Perhaps you would respond to other incentives. 870 01:08:55,428 --> 01:08:56,930 The fuck else can you do? 871 01:08:59,933 --> 01:09:01,893 Hey, hey, hey, hey. The fuck is this? 872 01:09:02,269 --> 01:09:03,477 Hey, hey. Hey! 873 01:09:04,688 --> 01:09:06,731 Ow, fuck! Oh, God! 874 01:09:07,023 --> 01:09:08,023 Oh, what the fuck? 875 01:09:08,024 --> 01:09:09,651 Your accomplice has now been punished. 876 01:09:10,735 --> 01:09:13,112 The quota for our entire workforce has been raised 877 01:09:13,113 --> 01:09:15,364 to 1,000 revolutions per day. 878 01:09:15,365 --> 01:09:17,616 Your workday will begin in five minutes. 879 01:09:17,617 --> 01:09:18,701 A thousand? 880 01:09:18,702 --> 01:09:19,786 Good luck. 881 01:09:19,786 --> 01:09:20,870 Impossible! 882 01:09:20,870 --> 01:09:23,664 Oh, no. No. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 883 01:09:23,665 --> 01:09:24,748 You-you okay? 884 01:09:24,749 --> 01:09:26,501 I can't stand, man! 885 01:09:27,460 --> 01:09:29,504 They broke my fucking leg! 886 01:09:29,921 --> 01:09:32,506 It's busted to shit! Motherfucker. 887 01:09:32,507 --> 01:09:35,134 Oh, shit. Look, I'm sorry, man. I'm so sorry. 888 01:09:35,135 --> 01:09:36,636 I can't do a fuckin' 1,000, man. 889 01:09:36,636 --> 01:09:38,263 I can't even do one. 890 01:09:38,555 --> 01:09:39,972 I can't fucking stand. 891 01:09:39,973 --> 01:09:42,016 I'm so sorry, man. I didn't... I didn't mean to. 892 01:09:42,017 --> 01:09:44,393 But you, but you, but you got to. You can do this, man. 893 01:09:44,394 --> 01:09:45,519 You got, you have no choice. 894 01:09:45,520 --> 01:09:47,647 I can't, man. It's fucking over! 895 01:09:48,356 --> 01:09:50,858 There aren't fucking sick days here, man. 896 01:09:50,859 --> 01:09:53,028 It's a zero-sum game. Trust me. 897 01:09:53,862 --> 01:09:55,112 We aren't in charge in here. 898 01:09:55,113 --> 01:09:56,655 The fucking algorithms are. 899 01:09:56,656 --> 01:09:58,490 They make all the fucking decisions. 900 01:09:58,491 --> 01:10:01,452 They built this place. They run the whole fucking system. 901 01:10:01,453 --> 01:10:02,787 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 902 01:10:03,955 --> 01:10:05,540 We-we're controlled by a computer? 903 01:10:05,832 --> 01:10:07,000 Oh, my God. 904 01:10:09,628 --> 01:10:11,670 You wanna know the best part, Joe? 905 01:10:11,671 --> 01:10:12,756 What? 906 01:10:13,798 --> 01:10:15,466 I helped them build it. 907 01:10:17,552 --> 01:10:19,304 I was in IT. 908 01:10:19,512 --> 01:10:22,598 They wanted us to get the fucking numbers up, 909 01:10:22,599 --> 01:10:24,684 so we built the algorithm. 910 01:10:25,185 --> 01:10:27,436 It was a language and reasoning model 911 01:10:27,437 --> 01:10:29,271 like no one had ever seen before. 912 01:10:29,272 --> 01:10:32,191 It was the kind of shit that nobody outside of Mallard 913 01:10:32,192 --> 01:10:34,401 would even believe could exist. 914 01:10:34,402 --> 01:10:36,238 And-and then guess what? 915 01:10:36,821 --> 01:10:40,991 Our algorithm, it built its own algorithm, 916 01:10:40,992 --> 01:10:43,452 which then built its own algorithm. 917 01:10:43,453 --> 01:10:47,457 And we don't even know how it fucking works anymore. 918 01:10:48,583 --> 01:10:51,002 But it got me promoted, so, yay. 919 01:10:53,213 --> 01:10:54,965 Then I started to wonder if that shit running 920 01:10:54,965 --> 01:10:57,591 the world's most powerful multinational corporation 921 01:10:57,592 --> 01:10:59,052 was such a good idea. 922 01:10:59,928 --> 01:11:03,265 I guess, I-I shouldn't have wondered that out loud. 923 01:11:05,308 --> 01:11:08,353 You can't reason with an equation, man. 924 01:11:10,689 --> 01:11:12,107 It's just an algorithm. 925 01:11:14,776 --> 01:11:16,111 It's just a computer. 926 01:11:19,906 --> 01:11:21,449 Wait a minute. 927 01:11:22,492 --> 01:11:27,080 A computer has to follow... the rules. 928 01:11:28,415 --> 01:11:30,333 What the fuck are you talking about? 929 01:11:32,168 --> 01:11:34,212 Look, this-this could be a long shot, but, 930 01:11:36,590 --> 01:11:39,009 if we don't work, right, 931 01:11:39,759 --> 01:11:41,969 and a computer goes exactly by the rules, 932 01:11:41,970 --> 01:11:43,387 like none of us work, 933 01:11:43,388 --> 01:11:46,266 that means zero points for anybody on the scoreboard. 934 01:11:47,767 --> 01:11:50,562 No-nobody dies, right? 935 01:11:51,104 --> 01:11:52,688 Uh, I mean, yeah. 936 01:11:52,689 --> 01:11:54,857 I guess in, in theory, if there's not a low man, 937 01:11:54,858 --> 01:11:57,401 it could, I guess, exploit a vulnerability 938 01:11:57,402 --> 01:12:00,154 in the programming language or something, but... but what... 939 01:12:00,155 --> 01:12:01,740 Wait, what if that doesn't work? 940 01:12:04,701 --> 01:12:06,036 What do we have to lose? 941 01:12:06,703 --> 01:12:09,372 You have two minutes before your workday begins. 942 01:12:10,206 --> 01:12:12,374 Okay. Okay. Hey. 943 01:12:12,375 --> 01:12:14,855 Shut the fuck up, Joe. 944 01:12:15,337 --> 01:12:16,962 Just-just hear me out real quick, okay? 945 01:12:18,632 --> 01:12:21,134 Look, what they have us doing, 946 01:12:21,968 --> 01:12:23,637 it's no end game to it. 947 01:12:25,347 --> 01:12:27,890 There is no way we can beat this shit 948 01:12:27,891 --> 01:12:29,975 by the system they got us working for. 949 01:12:29,976 --> 01:12:31,061 Shut the fuck up. 950 01:12:31,061 --> 01:12:34,772 Pushing this big fuckin' stone, wooden... 951 01:12:34,773 --> 01:12:36,066 I don't even know what the fuck this is... 952 01:12:36,066 --> 01:12:37,316 Shut the fuck up! 953 01:12:37,317 --> 01:12:39,902 Around for hours and hours of the day, 954 01:12:39,903 --> 01:12:43,448 basically killing us one by one! 955 01:12:44,324 --> 01:12:47,118 We're being controlled by a fuckin' machine! 956 01:12:47,369 --> 01:12:50,371 - Fuck the duck. - Yeah! Fuck the duck! 957 01:12:50,372 --> 01:12:52,164 We are people! 958 01:12:53,583 --> 01:12:55,293 We're more than just numbers. 959 01:12:55,710 --> 01:12:57,879 We're flesh and fuckin' blood. 960 01:12:59,464 --> 01:13:01,423 And we could take this motherfucker out, 961 01:13:01,424 --> 01:13:04,510 but we all gotta stick together, okay? 962 01:13:04,511 --> 01:13:07,138 You have one minute before your workday begins. 963 01:13:07,597 --> 01:13:09,224 If we don't work, 964 01:13:10,141 --> 01:13:12,476 we won't die! 965 01:13:12,477 --> 01:13:13,687 Yeah! 966 01:13:14,104 --> 01:13:19,024 Do you hear me? If we don't work, we won't die! 967 01:13:19,025 --> 01:13:20,485 We won't die! 968 01:13:23,655 --> 01:13:25,240 We don't fuckin' work! 969 01:13:25,532 --> 01:13:26,574 We don't die! 970 01:13:26,575 --> 01:13:28,868 We don't fuckin' work! 971 01:13:28,868 --> 01:13:31,287 We don't fuckin' work! 972 01:13:31,288 --> 01:13:33,163 We don't fuckin' work! 973 01:13:33,164 --> 01:13:34,748 We don't fuckin' work! 974 01:13:37,335 --> 01:13:39,336 We don't fuckin' work! 975 01:13:39,337 --> 01:13:41,046 We don't fuckin' work! 976 01:13:41,047 --> 01:13:42,631 Fuck the duck! 977 01:13:47,888 --> 01:13:49,972 We don't fuckin' work! 978 01:13:49,973 --> 01:13:51,557 We're not fuckin' working! 979 01:13:51,558 --> 01:13:53,268 We're not fuckin' working! 980 01:13:53,727 --> 01:13:54,978 We don't fuckin' work! 981 01:13:54,978 --> 01:13:57,688 We don't fuckin' work! 982 01:13:57,689 --> 01:13:59,148 We don't fuckin' work! 983 01:13:59,149 --> 01:14:07,149 We don't fuckin' work! 984 01:14:13,038 --> 01:14:15,456 - We don't fuckin' work! - We don't fuckin' work. 985 01:14:15,457 --> 01:14:17,207 We don't fuckin' work! 986 01:14:17,208 --> 01:14:21,212 We don't fuckin' work! 987 01:14:21,213 --> 01:14:22,338 We don't fuckin'... 988 01:14:22,339 --> 01:14:24,381 Life is unpredictable, 989 01:14:24,382 --> 01:14:27,092 but your family's future doesn't have to be. 990 01:14:27,093 --> 01:14:30,262 Trust Mallard Life Insurance to provide reliable coverage 991 01:14:30,263 --> 01:14:31,723 tailored to your needs. 992 01:14:32,098 --> 01:14:34,808 Our team is here to guide you every step of the way. 993 01:14:34,809 --> 01:14:37,686 We look forward to providing you with comprehensive coverage 994 01:14:37,687 --> 01:14:40,105 and peace of mind for when you're no longer there. 995 01:14:53,078 --> 01:14:56,163 Hey, Joe, you fuckin' asshole. 996 01:14:56,164 --> 01:14:57,415 It worked. 997 01:14:58,541 --> 01:15:01,085 I got out-engineered by a middle manager. 998 01:15:15,225 --> 01:15:17,393 Joe, I'm afraid your understanding 999 01:15:17,394 --> 01:15:18,812 of the rules is flawed. 1000 01:15:19,521 --> 01:15:23,315 To clarify, any employee who records zero revolutions 1001 01:15:23,316 --> 01:15:25,068 will face immediate termination. 1002 01:15:31,616 --> 01:15:33,243 I'm not dying for you. 1003 01:15:33,743 --> 01:15:35,787 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1004 01:15:35,996 --> 01:15:37,330 No, no, no, who did that? 1005 01:15:37,664 --> 01:15:38,665 Hey. 1006 01:15:39,416 --> 01:15:41,293 Hey, stop it. 1007 01:15:42,836 --> 01:15:44,462 I'm not dying for you. 1008 01:15:44,796 --> 01:15:46,922 No, no, no, it's not about me, huh? 1009 01:15:46,923 --> 01:15:48,632 We-we gotta stick together. 1010 01:15:48,633 --> 01:15:50,384 Stop! Please, don't do this. 1011 01:15:50,385 --> 01:15:51,635 Don't let them win! 1012 01:15:53,096 --> 01:15:55,639 We... we won't die, okay? 1013 01:15:55,640 --> 01:15:58,017 They can't win if we stick together! 1014 01:15:58,018 --> 01:15:59,894 What the fuck is wrong with y'all? 1015 01:15:59,895 --> 01:16:01,562 Stop! 1016 01:16:01,563 --> 01:16:02,688 Fuck! 1017 01:16:02,689 --> 01:16:04,064 We gotta stick together! 1018 01:16:04,065 --> 01:16:05,441 Stop it. 1019 01:16:05,442 --> 01:16:06,818 Stop it! 1020 01:16:07,652 --> 01:16:08,820 Stop it! 1021 01:16:09,696 --> 01:16:10,906 Stop! 1022 01:16:11,990 --> 01:16:13,032 Joe. 1023 01:16:15,368 --> 01:16:16,369 Come here. 1024 01:16:17,245 --> 01:16:20,040 Stop it. Stop. Stop, y'all. 1025 01:16:20,332 --> 01:16:22,042 Come on. Stop working. 1026 01:16:22,709 --> 01:16:24,002 You know what you have to do. 1027 01:16:24,002 --> 01:16:25,544 We agreed. Come on. 1028 01:16:27,255 --> 01:16:28,340 No. 1029 01:16:29,174 --> 01:16:30,717 No, no, no. 1030 01:16:31,259 --> 01:16:32,594 No, no, no. 1031 01:16:33,386 --> 01:16:35,596 No, I can't do it. I can't do it, man. 1032 01:16:35,597 --> 01:16:37,432 - Joe. - I-I-I can't. 1033 01:16:38,099 --> 01:16:40,101 - I can't. - Joe, man, it's alright. 1034 01:16:40,852 --> 01:16:42,353 You tried. You... 1035 01:16:42,354 --> 01:16:43,521 You did good. 1036 01:16:44,272 --> 01:16:45,565 You're a good man. 1037 01:16:47,901 --> 01:16:50,111 JJ is a lucky kid. 1038 01:16:52,280 --> 01:16:54,157 You're gonna be such a good dad, Joe. 1039 01:16:55,784 --> 01:16:58,786 Now, do what you need to do and get the fuck out of here 1040 01:16:58,787 --> 01:17:00,454 so you can meet your son. 1041 01:17:05,835 --> 01:17:07,294 I'm sorry, man. 1042 01:18:58,031 --> 01:18:59,074 Hey. 1043 01:19:00,450 --> 01:19:03,703 Have you ever noticed how beautiful this sky is at night? 1044 01:19:06,039 --> 01:19:07,289 Uh... 1045 01:19:07,290 --> 01:19:08,917 I had never noticed it before. 1046 01:19:10,585 --> 01:19:13,338 I could have been looking up this whole fuckin' time. 1047 01:19:18,552 --> 01:19:21,763 I'm gonna die a cliché, Joe. 1048 01:19:23,515 --> 01:19:24,641 No, you won't. 1049 01:19:29,187 --> 01:19:30,563 This is gon' baffle me forever, 1050 01:19:30,564 --> 01:19:32,148 so you gotta answer this question. 1051 01:19:33,358 --> 01:19:34,568 What is your name? 1052 01:19:35,860 --> 01:19:37,695 Uh... nope. Mm-mm. 1053 01:19:37,696 --> 01:19:38,988 Remember the rules? 1054 01:19:38,989 --> 01:19:41,615 - I don't do names. - Enough of that bullshit. 1055 01:19:41,616 --> 01:19:43,952 Look, I know you don't do names, but, come on. 1056 01:19:44,494 --> 01:19:45,829 You-you gotta tell me. 1057 01:19:52,294 --> 01:19:53,545 Alex. 1058 01:19:56,923 --> 01:19:58,425 Nah. 1059 01:20:02,178 --> 01:20:04,306 Alex, the name engraved... 1060 01:20:05,599 --> 01:20:07,350 You're, you're the Alex? 1061 01:20:08,018 --> 01:20:09,018 Yep. 1062 01:20:09,019 --> 01:20:10,644 Surprise! 1063 01:20:12,022 --> 01:20:13,231 Man, wh... 1064 01:20:13,899 --> 01:20:15,442 Why-why you ain't tell nobody? 1065 01:20:17,319 --> 01:20:18,904 I told you, man, I couldn't. 1066 01:20:20,447 --> 01:20:21,948 I got out of my cell. 1067 01:20:22,574 --> 01:20:23,908 I thought I was in the clear, 1068 01:20:23,909 --> 01:20:27,787 and then I just got tossed right back in, just like you. 1069 01:20:28,997 --> 01:20:31,082 I thought maybe with you that, I don't know, 1070 01:20:32,083 --> 01:20:34,002 it would be different. 1071 01:20:34,794 --> 01:20:36,337 I thought that I was just unlucky, 1072 01:20:36,338 --> 01:20:39,715 but turns out maybe we're all fucked, right? 1073 01:20:39,716 --> 01:20:41,092 There's no escape. 1074 01:20:41,426 --> 01:20:45,513 This is just some kinda loop, an eternal recurrence, 1075 01:20:46,348 --> 01:20:49,391 a return to the very worst moment of your life 1076 01:20:49,392 --> 01:20:52,646 over and over and over again. 1077 01:20:55,774 --> 01:20:57,692 The only regret I have is 1078 01:20:57,943 --> 01:21:00,779 that I never figured out a way to burn this place down. 1079 01:21:05,700 --> 01:21:07,118 You should get some sleep, man. 1080 01:21:08,828 --> 01:21:10,455 You've gotta get back to it tomorrow. 1081 01:21:19,506 --> 01:21:20,882 Farewell, my friend. 1082 01:21:48,326 --> 01:21:52,497 Alright, fuckers, just get me the fuck outta here already. 1083 01:21:53,999 --> 01:21:57,002 Come on, you cancerous fucks, give me your best shot. 1084 01:21:58,461 --> 01:21:59,545 Fuck you! 1085 01:21:59,546 --> 01:22:01,923 Oh! Oh! Oh, f... 1086 01:22:04,009 --> 01:22:05,509 Fucking assholes! 1087 01:22:05,510 --> 01:22:06,719 Fuck Mallard! 1088 01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:08,096 Oh! 1089 01:22:13,143 --> 01:22:15,186 Shit! Ohh! 1090 01:22:17,647 --> 01:22:19,607 Oh, my God. 1091 01:22:19,608 --> 01:22:21,233 Ow, shit! 1092 01:22:21,234 --> 01:22:23,193 Ow, fuck! 1093 01:22:23,194 --> 01:22:26,281 This evening's termination is brought to you by Mallard Trust, 1094 01:22:27,157 --> 01:22:30,076 where your aspirations transcend the boundaries of time, 1095 01:22:31,077 --> 01:22:32,786 safeguarding prosperity for the future. 1096 01:23:00,232 --> 01:23:01,816 Good morning, Joe. 1097 01:23:02,192 --> 01:23:05,111 We understand that this is a challenging time for you. 1098 01:23:05,445 --> 01:23:07,529 We want to offer our support by providing 1099 01:23:07,530 --> 01:23:10,282 a token of our commitment to your growth and development. 1100 01:23:10,283 --> 01:23:12,910 We hope that this gesture will serve as a reminder 1101 01:23:12,911 --> 01:23:14,662 to stay focused on your goals. 1102 01:23:22,003 --> 01:23:23,837 No, I couldn't be here that long. 1103 01:23:30,011 --> 01:23:32,472 Fuck you. 1104 01:23:35,684 --> 01:23:36,809 Fuck you. 1105 01:23:36,810 --> 01:23:38,019 Fuck you! 1106 01:23:38,353 --> 01:23:39,353 Fuck you! 1107 01:23:39,354 --> 01:23:41,189 You don't seem to appreciate our gift. 1108 01:23:41,189 --> 01:23:44,150 Fuck you! You took everything from me! 1109 01:23:44,734 --> 01:23:46,652 You took everything from me! Fuck you! 1110 01:23:46,653 --> 01:23:48,696 This behavior is unacceptable. 1111 01:23:48,697 --> 01:23:50,907 I've done so much for this fuckin' company. 1112 01:23:52,075 --> 01:23:55,996 I sacrificed so much, and you took everything from me! 1113 01:23:57,289 --> 01:23:58,706 Everything! 1114 01:23:58,707 --> 01:24:00,583 Fuck this! 1115 01:24:00,584 --> 01:24:03,336 Damage to company property will result in immediate termination. 1116 01:24:03,336 --> 01:24:06,130 I don't give a fuck no more! 1117 01:24:06,131 --> 01:24:07,798 You are leaving us no option. 1118 01:24:07,799 --> 01:24:09,133 What the fuck you gonna do? 1119 01:24:09,134 --> 01:24:11,094 You're a productive worker, Joe, 1120 01:24:11,511 --> 01:24:13,763 but you no longer fit our corporate culture. 1121 01:24:14,180 --> 01:24:17,350 We regret to inform you your services are no longer required. 1122 01:24:17,684 --> 01:24:19,560 Your employment will now be terminated. 1123 01:24:19,561 --> 01:24:20,687 Good! 1124 01:24:21,980 --> 01:24:22,980 Do it! 1125 01:24:22,981 --> 01:24:24,608 Good luck, Joe. 1126 01:25:04,522 --> 01:25:05,522 Hey. 1127 01:25:05,523 --> 01:25:07,191 Hey, hey, hey. 1128 01:25:07,192 --> 01:25:08,275 Hey, um... 1129 01:25:08,276 --> 01:25:10,027 Hey, hey, hey. 1130 01:25:10,028 --> 01:25:11,112 Who...? 1131 01:25:11,780 --> 01:25:13,073 What's going on, huh? 1132 01:25:14,574 --> 01:25:16,700 Can somebody tell me what-what's-what's going on? 1133 01:25:16,701 --> 01:25:18,662 Hey, anybody? 1134 01:25:19,120 --> 01:25:20,956 Come on, come on. Talk to me. Come... 1135 01:25:21,831 --> 01:25:22,999 What's going on? 1136 01:25:23,625 --> 01:25:25,305 Please tell me what the fuck is happenin'. 1137 01:25:26,044 --> 01:25:27,504 Why am I fuckin' here? 1138 01:25:28,421 --> 01:25:29,506 Huh? 1139 01:25:31,258 --> 01:25:33,093 Somebody say... somebody talk to me, please. 1140 01:25:33,927 --> 01:25:36,053 Talk-talk to me. Talk to me, please. What's going on? 1141 01:25:36,054 --> 01:25:37,596 Please talk to me. Talk... Somebody... 1142 01:25:37,597 --> 01:25:39,349 Why the fuck y'all not talking back? 1143 01:25:39,808 --> 01:25:41,059 What's going on? 1144 01:25:41,643 --> 01:25:42,644 Huh? 1145 01:25:43,603 --> 01:25:45,188 Who the fuck runs this shit, huh? 1146 01:25:46,022 --> 01:25:47,941 Who's controlling the fuckin' computer, huh? 1147 01:25:48,316 --> 01:25:49,775 Who's controlling the duck? 1148 01:25:49,776 --> 01:25:51,111 Talk to me! 1149 01:25:52,362 --> 01:25:54,239 What the fuck is going on? 1150 01:25:54,948 --> 01:25:56,031 Huh? 1151 01:26:18,638 --> 01:26:19,639 Hiya, Joe. 1152 01:26:20,056 --> 01:26:21,558 Happy Mallard morning. 1153 01:26:28,481 --> 01:26:29,774 I love my job. 1154 01:26:32,402 --> 01:26:33,694 Every goddamn part. 1155 01:26:38,909 --> 01:26:40,660 But there is nothing, 1156 01:26:42,162 --> 01:26:45,957 nothing I love more than a termination. 1157 01:26:51,004 --> 01:26:52,297 You meet the team? 1158 01:26:53,798 --> 01:26:54,841 Human resources. 1159 01:26:56,635 --> 01:26:59,638 Twelve witnesses to each termination. 1160 01:27:00,138 --> 01:27:01,181 Everything's documented. 1161 01:27:02,515 --> 01:27:04,392 After all, we're a publicly traded company, 1162 01:27:05,810 --> 01:27:07,812 and everyone is part of the Mallard family. 1163 01:27:13,526 --> 01:27:15,654 Now what is it with you management types? 1164 01:27:18,365 --> 01:27:20,367 I mean, Mallard has given you the whole world, 1165 01:27:20,951 --> 01:27:22,327 but you still want more. 1166 01:27:25,747 --> 01:27:27,290 And, you know, 1167 01:27:28,792 --> 01:27:30,377 I have my annual review coming up. 1168 01:27:31,962 --> 01:27:33,755 Maybe Mallard will level me up. 1169 01:27:36,132 --> 01:27:38,176 They might even move me to Mallard Crossings. 1170 01:27:41,930 --> 01:27:43,723 I hear there'll be a vacancy soon. 1171 01:27:45,684 --> 01:27:49,104 Yeah, 1431 Parkway Drive. 1172 01:27:51,314 --> 01:27:53,066 Wonderful family lives there, 1173 01:27:53,733 --> 01:27:54,818 little boy, 1174 01:27:56,069 --> 01:27:57,070 single mom. 1175 01:27:59,030 --> 01:28:00,031 Yeah. 1176 01:28:00,865 --> 01:28:02,492 She's a real piece of ass. 1177 01:28:04,786 --> 01:28:07,079 Shit, maybe she'll even stay. 1178 01:28:07,080 --> 01:28:08,373 Shut the fuck up! Fucking... 1179 01:28:10,166 --> 01:28:11,792 Stay the fuck away from my family. 1180 01:28:14,796 --> 01:28:17,506 Joe, the guard has failed his task. 1181 01:28:17,507 --> 01:28:18,883 Fuck... 1182 01:28:18,884 --> 01:28:21,302 The penalty for which is immediate termination. 1183 01:28:22,512 --> 01:28:24,346 In exchange for completing this assignment, 1184 01:28:24,347 --> 01:28:26,850 your termination order will be revoked, 1185 01:28:27,851 --> 01:28:29,351 and you'll be promoted to level nine. 1186 01:28:30,520 --> 01:28:31,771 Then, you will find your purpose. 1187 01:28:31,771 --> 01:28:33,856 Come on, Joe. 1188 01:28:40,488 --> 01:28:41,656 Do it. 1189 01:28:46,912 --> 01:28:47,913 Do it, Joe. 1190 01:28:50,206 --> 01:28:51,207 Do it. 1191 01:28:54,211 --> 01:28:55,420 Do it. 1192 01:28:55,712 --> 01:28:57,172 - Do it, Joe. - Joe. 1193 01:28:57,839 --> 01:28:58,924 Do it. 1194 01:29:01,593 --> 01:29:02,594 Joe. 1195 01:29:04,221 --> 01:29:05,262 Joe. 1196 01:29:10,143 --> 01:29:11,228 Mm-mm. 1197 01:29:13,146 --> 01:29:15,106 I'm not a monster. 1198 01:29:17,901 --> 01:29:19,194 I'm not a monster. 1199 01:29:21,529 --> 01:29:23,240 I'm not a fuckin' monster! 1200 01:29:24,574 --> 01:29:25,617 You are! 1201 01:29:27,953 --> 01:29:29,287 I'm not a monster! 1202 01:29:30,205 --> 01:29:32,040 And you're not gonna make me one. 1203 01:29:33,250 --> 01:29:34,292 You're all monsters! 1204 01:29:35,418 --> 01:29:37,003 Every last one of y'all! 1205 01:29:38,797 --> 01:29:39,965 You know somethin'? 1206 01:29:40,382 --> 01:29:41,633 I'm glad y'all are here. 1207 01:29:42,384 --> 01:29:44,218 I'm glad you're fuckin' here 1208 01:29:44,219 --> 01:29:46,470 'cause I want you to hear me and hear me clearly. 1209 01:29:46,471 --> 01:29:50,891 I... fuckin'... quit! 1210 01:30:09,244 --> 01:30:10,619 Hiya, Joe. 1211 01:30:12,872 --> 01:30:15,250 Johnny, your HR partner. 1212 01:30:16,251 --> 01:30:19,754 You've just experienced our advanced career training simulation. 1213 01:30:20,797 --> 01:30:22,006 It's okay. 1214 01:30:22,007 --> 01:30:23,341 The tech can leave you a little foggy. 1215 01:30:23,341 --> 01:30:25,719 It'll come back. I just came out myself. 1216 01:30:26,219 --> 01:30:27,428 Oh, nice. 1217 01:30:35,061 --> 01:30:36,381 Sorry, I missed lunch. 1218 01:30:40,108 --> 01:30:41,984 What am I thinking? You missed lunch, too. 1219 01:30:41,985 --> 01:30:43,445 You want some of these chips, bro? 1220 01:30:50,243 --> 01:30:53,663 You volunteered for our lunchtime improvement program. 1221 01:30:57,334 --> 01:31:00,878 You give us 60 minutes, come back refreshed and ready 1222 01:31:00,879 --> 01:31:03,465 with a new appreciation for your work at Mallard. 1223 01:31:04,507 --> 01:31:06,426 I know it feels like you were in there for months. 1224 01:31:06,426 --> 01:31:09,178 Feels that way to me, too, believe me, 1225 01:31:09,179 --> 01:31:10,764 but, uh, it was only an hour. 1226 01:31:11,973 --> 01:31:15,976 It was all manufactured, the space, the passage of time, 1227 01:31:15,977 --> 01:31:17,604 like a video game. 1228 01:31:18,230 --> 01:31:21,149 For example, your son, he hasn't even been born yet. 1229 01:31:21,566 --> 01:31:24,277 And obviously, you didn't smash my face in, right? 1230 01:31:25,320 --> 01:31:27,571 Yes, you were struggling to break through the ranks 1231 01:31:27,572 --> 01:31:29,866 of middle management, stuck at level eight. 1232 01:31:30,742 --> 01:31:33,912 But watching you in there, Mallard realized something. 1233 01:31:35,372 --> 01:31:36,831 You weren't struggling 'cause you weren't good enough. 1234 01:31:36,831 --> 01:31:40,167 You're too good, you know. Slow it down. 1235 01:31:40,168 --> 01:31:42,920 No, you just weren't being challenged, 1236 01:31:42,921 --> 01:31:46,007 so... we threw some challenges your way. 1237 01:31:46,925 --> 01:31:48,342 And look at this. 1238 01:31:48,343 --> 01:31:50,554 Boom, your productivity spiked. 1239 01:31:51,054 --> 01:31:52,846 Your leadership was off the charts, 1240 01:31:52,847 --> 01:31:56,684 uh, creativity, ingenuity, that little coup you staged. 1241 01:31:56,685 --> 01:31:57,852 That's big stuff. 1242 01:31:58,270 --> 01:32:00,062 I mean, you showed a willingness to fight. 1243 01:32:00,063 --> 01:32:01,898 You're an outside-the-box thinker, Joe. 1244 01:32:03,441 --> 01:32:05,277 Leadership material. 1245 01:32:06,861 --> 01:32:09,906 Oh, and I know I said that Mallard was watching you the whole time. 1246 01:32:10,365 --> 01:32:11,449 It's more like, 1247 01:32:12,576 --> 01:32:15,328 Mallard was inside your head. 1248 01:32:29,301 --> 01:32:30,969 Oh! Noon o'clock. 1249 01:32:31,720 --> 01:32:33,263 Time to check out your new office. 1250 01:32:33,972 --> 01:32:35,556 Come on, buddy. 1251 01:32:51,573 --> 01:32:53,950 The Mallard corporate ranks are endless. 1252 01:32:54,868 --> 01:32:57,412 Most days, it feels like you could keep climbing forever. 1253 01:32:58,955 --> 01:33:01,416 Now, this is us, floor 66, management. 1254 01:33:07,714 --> 01:33:09,591 Probably never been this high before, huh? 1255 01:33:11,343 --> 01:33:12,552 It's a lot to take in. 1256 01:33:13,553 --> 01:33:14,554 Yeah. 1257 01:33:15,805 --> 01:33:17,432 Somehow the-the air is, 1258 01:33:17,891 --> 01:33:18,934 I don't know, different up here. 1259 01:33:18,934 --> 01:33:21,269 It's... better, you know? 1260 01:33:34,616 --> 01:33:35,783 I know how it feels. 1261 01:33:35,784 --> 01:33:37,619 You give years to Mallard, 1262 01:33:38,203 --> 01:33:40,497 start having dreams at night you're still at work. 1263 01:33:41,790 --> 01:33:44,583 Stock goes up, company gets bigger, and you start to wonder, 1264 01:33:44,584 --> 01:33:46,669 "Does anyone here even know I'm alive?" 1265 01:33:46,670 --> 01:33:48,088 Well, I do. 1266 01:33:49,047 --> 01:33:51,841 Mallard does, and now you're being rewarded. 1267 01:33:54,803 --> 01:33:56,137 Come on, this way. 1268 01:34:11,444 --> 01:34:12,444 Hey, Mallard. 1269 01:34:12,445 --> 01:34:14,030 Yes, Johnny? 1270 01:34:14,030 --> 01:34:15,115 Look who's here. 1271 01:34:15,574 --> 01:34:17,367 Welcome to upper management, Joe. 1272 01:34:17,993 --> 01:34:19,869 We look forward to your continued improvement. 1273 01:34:20,412 --> 01:34:21,538 Have a great day. 1274 01:34:23,290 --> 01:34:24,583 Isn't she the best? 1275 01:34:35,302 --> 01:34:37,220 You no longer fit our corporate culture. 1276 01:34:37,220 --> 01:34:38,580 - Good luck, Joe. - Fuck you! 1277 01:34:42,809 --> 01:34:44,477 Welcome to your new home. 1278 01:34:52,193 --> 01:34:54,321 We found this in your data and loaded it up. 1279 01:34:54,738 --> 01:34:57,031 Thought we'd make your home screen feel like home. 1280 01:34:57,032 --> 01:34:58,783 Your tablet is loaded up with training videos. 1281 01:34:58,783 --> 01:35:01,827 You have till 7:00 p.m. to watch your quota of 10 videos. 1282 01:35:01,828 --> 01:35:03,872 Cafeteria's open if you need to stay late. 1283 01:35:04,623 --> 01:35:06,415 Mallard makes a hell of a bologna. 1284 01:35:08,627 --> 01:35:10,961 I'll be sending over your perk package, housing upgrade, 1285 01:35:10,962 --> 01:35:13,590 vehicle upgrade, bonus structure. 1286 01:35:14,049 --> 01:35:15,884 Oh, and one more thing. 1287 01:35:16,927 --> 01:35:18,344 Your standard NDA. 1288 01:35:18,345 --> 01:35:20,971 Discussing the nature of Mallard's proprietary career training 1289 01:35:20,972 --> 01:35:22,932 will lead to an immediate termination. 1290 01:35:22,933 --> 01:35:25,267 Can't tell your coworkers, superiors, 1291 01:35:25,268 --> 01:35:27,646 underlings, mom, wife, priest, nobody. 1292 01:35:28,146 --> 01:35:31,023 We wouldn't wanna undermine the effectiveness of the simulation. 1293 01:35:31,024 --> 01:35:32,192 Understood? 1294 01:35:33,777 --> 01:35:35,445 What am I saying? Of course, you understand. 1295 01:35:35,445 --> 01:35:37,113 You're a Mallard man. 1296 01:35:39,658 --> 01:35:40,909 Sign right here. 1297 01:35:53,838 --> 01:35:54,838 Do it, Joe. 1298 01:35:54,839 --> 01:35:56,131 Took everything! 1299 01:36:10,939 --> 01:36:12,399 Congratulations, Joe. 1300 01:36:12,983 --> 01:36:14,985 Mallard truly is your company 1301 01:36:16,278 --> 01:36:17,361 for life. 1302 01:37:34,606 --> 01:37:35,607 Mallard, 1303 01:37:36,900 --> 01:37:38,193 call Kate. 1304 01:37:38,610 --> 01:37:40,278 Calling Kate Stevens. 1305 01:37:45,033 --> 01:37:46,450 A midday call? 1306 01:37:46,451 --> 01:37:47,786 Who died? 1307 01:37:50,622 --> 01:37:51,706 Joe? 1308 01:37:52,457 --> 01:37:53,749 Baby, are you there? 1309 01:37:53,750 --> 01:37:54,834 Um... 1310 01:37:56,545 --> 01:37:57,546 Babe. 1311 01:37:58,713 --> 01:37:59,965 Yeah, I'm here. 1312 01:38:01,383 --> 01:38:02,676 I-I just, um... 1313 01:38:04,302 --> 01:38:06,583 First of all, I just wanted to hear your voice. 1314 01:38:07,305 --> 01:38:08,640 And, um, 1315 01:38:10,308 --> 01:38:12,268 call you and tell you I love you. 1316 01:38:13,728 --> 01:38:15,354 Ten years you've been at this job, 1317 01:38:15,355 --> 01:38:17,357 and you have never called me during work. 1318 01:38:18,066 --> 01:38:19,401 I just, um... 1319 01:38:20,777 --> 01:38:21,945 I don't know. 1320 01:38:25,156 --> 01:38:26,366 I just miss you. 1321 01:38:29,578 --> 01:38:32,581 I've, uh, had a... I've had a very, um, 1322 01:38:36,668 --> 01:38:38,795 long and interesting day. 1323 01:38:40,881 --> 01:38:42,048 Oh, hold on, hold on. 1324 01:38:43,216 --> 01:38:45,301 Oh, my goodness, JJ's kicking. 1325 01:38:47,012 --> 01:38:49,138 He recognizes your voice. 1326 01:38:49,139 --> 01:38:51,266 Oh, that's so sweet. 1327 01:38:55,687 --> 01:38:58,522 Look, um, I'll be home late tonight. 1328 01:38:58,523 --> 01:39:00,358 I'm working a little late, okay? 1329 01:39:00,692 --> 01:39:01,776 Again? 1330 01:39:04,779 --> 01:39:06,323 This time it's-it's... 1331 01:39:08,617 --> 01:39:09,783 This time it's different. 1332 01:39:09,784 --> 01:39:11,411 Joe. 1333 01:39:13,788 --> 01:39:15,999 Can you, can you do me a favor and-and, um, 1334 01:39:19,252 --> 01:39:20,837 put the, put the phone to your belly? 1335 01:39:23,924 --> 01:39:25,300 Hey, JJ. 1336 01:39:28,136 --> 01:39:29,512 Can't wait to meet you. 1337 01:39:32,265 --> 01:39:34,433 All right, baby, I'll call you... I-I'll see you later. 1338 01:39:34,434 --> 01:39:35,935 I-I'll be home later, okay? 1339 01:39:35,936 --> 01:39:37,979 Okay. I love you. 1340 01:39:38,188 --> 01:39:39,188 Love you. 1341 01:40:07,217 --> 01:40:09,511 I will be a father to my son. 1342 01:40:10,095 --> 01:40:12,681 I will be a father to my son. 1343 01:40:13,390 --> 01:40:15,934 I will be a father to my son. 1344 01:40:18,728 --> 01:40:20,689 ...your company for life. 1345 01:40:24,734 --> 01:40:26,236 I'm gonna burn 1346 01:40:26,945 --> 01:40:28,737 this motherfucker down. 1347 01:41:57,327 --> 01:41:59,955 We hope your journey through tonight's feature presentation 1348 01:41:59,955 --> 01:42:02,498 has been both enjoyable and enlightening. 1349 01:42:02,499 --> 01:42:06,252 We trust you were stirred to evaluate and conquer your personal quotas 1350 01:42:06,253 --> 01:42:09,506 today, tomorrow, and into the future. 1351 01:42:10,423 --> 01:42:14,010 Mallard, your company for life. 1351 01:42:15,305 --> 01:43:15,815 api.OpenSubtitles.org is deprecated, please implement REST API from OpenSubtitles.com 97360

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