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You jerk.
It's not funny.
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Yes, it is.
Stop it!
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(running footsteps)
(door slams)
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(dog barking)
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FXX presents You're the Worst.
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(birds chirping,
dog barking in distance)
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(grunts softly)
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(sighs)
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(clicking)
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("What You Know"
by Esther Holt playing)
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* Darling
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* Darling, I've been told
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* Darling
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* Darling, you're so bold.
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(lighter clicking)
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(urinating)
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Hey, Jimmy!
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*
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(rooster crows)
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* I'm gonna leave you anyway
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* I'm gonna leave you
anyway *
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* Gonna leave you anyway.
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(cows mooing in distance)
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Thanks.
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*
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(doorbells jingle)
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How's that fence holding up?
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Fine, Jimmy.
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(engine roaring)
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(tires screeching)
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(chuckles)
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(door opens)
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(door closes)
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
At the sound of the tone,
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the time will be
2:58 and 30 seconds.
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(tone beeps)
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(banging)
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Mmm-mmm.
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Hey, Ringo.
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What episode are we on?
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JIMMY:
Uh, 15.
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(TV begins playing)
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Hey, did your power
go out last night?
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Nope.
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Mine did.
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It's back on now.
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Probably a loose hook-up.
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RAE (over TV):
So if you think this stunt
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is a little too dangerous,
then we can come up
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with something else.
COLT: We'll stick to the script.
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HOWIE: Yeah, Colt's right.
The only way we stand a chance
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of making a buck on this picture
is if we come in on budget.
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HARRY: The budget doesn't
matter; the world's waiting
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to see my script.
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HOWIE: Come on, Harry,
do you really think
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that the world is waiting to see
a low-budget flick called...
(knocking on door)
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HOWIE and HARRY:
Death Car Hookers.
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(Harry laughs)
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Goddamn it.
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HOWIE: Come on.
(Rae laughs)
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HARRY:
I rewrote the car wash scene, so
we do it outside and we save...
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Hey-ya, Burt.
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Uh-huh.
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We were just wondering if you
wanted to take a walk with us.
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A walk to where?
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Uh, just a little walk, for fun.
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The gas station's selling
something called boba tea.
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(laughs)
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(TV chatter resumes
indistinctly)
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(sighs)
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Goddamn old people.
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(chuckles)
That Fall Guy.
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* And you know, in your heart
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* There is no reason
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* He can no more
change your mind *
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* Than you can change a season
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* Oh
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* How long has it been
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* Since you said
good-bye to him? *
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* How long has it been?
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(music playing in distance)
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WOMAN:
Hey, Jimmy.
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Good set.
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I've never heard a guy
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do Meredith Brooks's
"Bitch" before.
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It was pretty cool.
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Mm-hmm.
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I read that book
you recommended,
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the Henning Mankell memoir.
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It was really affecting.
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Of course.
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Yeah, I'll give you some more
recommendations, if you like.
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Thanks.
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Hey, do you want to go
for a drive, or something?
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To where?
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Nowhere, just... for fun.
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I can't, but thank you.
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(tools whirring)
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(rock music playing,
quiet chatter)
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(doorbells jingle)
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Hey, Jimmy.
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Mm-hmm.
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(horn honking)
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MAN:
Slow down, Burt.
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A Sport and a Pastime
isn't in yet,
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but we can e-mail you.
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I don't have e-mail.
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Oh, well, we have SMS now.
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I don't have a cell phone.
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I'll check back.
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Ow.
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I swear,
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that Fall Guy.
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You know what
we should do, Ringo?
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Hmm?
When the weather gets
a little warmer,
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get one of those projectors,
watch Fall Guy
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on the side of my trailer,
under the stars.
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Mm. Great idea.
One more episode.
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I want to see if
Seavers is gonna land
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that Jet Ski
backflip.
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Ooh, they have fluffer-grahams.
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(chatter in distance)
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Hey-ya, Burt.
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What is this?
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GAIL: Oh, Clifford's kids
are visiting
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from New Hampshire.
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Say hi to Burt, family.
(others greet)
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Hey.
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Can I, uh, pour you
a glass of Chablis?
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Best boxed wine
money can buy.
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I guess.
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MAN: Don't get too close
to the fire, there.
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GAIL:
I was just about
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to play a song; I
hope you don't mind.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, hush, you old grump.
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* Oh, Danny boy
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* The pipes, the pipes
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* Are calling
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* From glen to glen
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* And down the mountainside
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* The summer's gone
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* And all the roses...
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Do you live here?
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* Falling...
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Why are you asking?
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This place is for old people.
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Is it?
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So why are you here?
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They had a vacancy. Go away.
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But this place
is for old people.
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This is getting very repetitive.
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Does your grandma live here?
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Oh, my God!
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My grandmother
doesn't live anywhere.
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He lives here.
Why do you live here?
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I'll tell you what, I...
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The entire point
of the United States
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is the guarantee of autonomy
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and personal liberty.
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What does that mean?
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It means
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it's none of
your goddamn business
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why he's living here.
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MAN:
Hey, now.
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Burt.
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You shut up.
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Clifford, control your family.
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Burt.
Ugh!
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To hell with this.
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I'll have some more.
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Hey.
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That's a much better name
than "fluffer-grahams."
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(glass clinking)
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BURT:
Goddamn it.
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(metal clattering)
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Son of a...
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Would you please shut up?
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I lost my goddamn keys!
They're not on the hook!
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Oh. Well, then,
by all means, wake me
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from my erotic
slumber.
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Janis Joplin was just about
to go onstage.
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I always put them
on a goddamn key hook.
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But they're not there.
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Son of a gun,
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shit turd pile.
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(doorbells jingle,
quiet chatter)
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We're on episode 22.
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Jesus, man, your memory.
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I don't want to watch.
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What? Did more
of your friends die?
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You think you'd be used
to it by now. Come on.
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It's a stupid show.
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What is he, a stuntman
or a crime fighter?
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Pick one. He's living a lie.
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Fine. Well, let's go
to the library
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and pick something else out.
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There's a, there's a little show
called Nash Bridges.
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I don't have my goddamn keys.
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How can we go to the library
if my keys are missing?
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What, and you think they'll
be in this box of old crap?
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I don't know.
I've looked everywhere.
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Goddamn.
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(chuckles)
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Me and Marty Szymanski.
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We rode motorcycles
across Australia in the '60s.
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A goddamn wallaby
made me lay down
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going 50.
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Fractured my tibia.
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(chuckles)
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It was a great trip.
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Right, library.
I'll drive.
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Fine, Ringo.
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But BMWs are for
lady travel agents.
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I'll lie down in back
so no one sees me.
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JIMMY:
House of Cards.
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A-Team. Wonderfalls. Deadwood.
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Takes place when
you were a child.
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Ugly Betty.
The Profiler.
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Yeah, you're right.
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The DVD selection
is pathetic here.
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But what do you expect
from a town whose tax money
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all goes to opioid treatment
and bark beetle eradication?
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We could drive into town.
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Why don't you just call a
locksmith to make you new keys?
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I'm not gonna pay someone
500 goddamn dollars
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to make a new key
for my own goddamn car.
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That's exactly what
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we don't need:
more garbage and confusion.
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Everything in this country
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is disposable!
Something goes wrong,
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throw it out!
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Drive to Walmart.
Buy a new one.
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You can't.
No keys. Burn.
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Chinese can make you another,
three cents on the dollar.
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Who cares if it's covered
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in dog dust and toxic paint?
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They're my keys,
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and I need to have my keys!
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Goddamn it!
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L.A. Law.
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Just get in.
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No. That car is all I have.
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What about you and Marty
whatever with the motorcycles?
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Marty died in 1997.
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No, I meant you have the photo.
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Burt?
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Burt. Burt!
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What are you...? B...
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Lunatic.
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Hello, Jimmy.
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Yeah.
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So, uh, how's Burt been
the last few days?
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Appalling.
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He's acting like a
little bitch, frankly.
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He threw a tantrum
and ran into the woods.
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He's probably dead
in a gulley by now.
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I was afraid of that.
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This must be
a big adjustment for him.
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I know how much
he loves that silly car.
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There's anything
you can do to help
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keep his mind off it
or cheer him up
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a little bit...
(clears throat)
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Listen.
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Can I confide in you, Jimmy?
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Please don't.
It's just that...
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Read the room, Gail.
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Even before you turned up,
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Burt had already been...
270
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:18,158
well...
271
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,928
we concluded it was best
if he didn't drive anymore,
272
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,362
so I took his keys.
273
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,932
I hate to deceive him,
274
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,433
but he won't face reality.
275
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,701
There are certain things
I can't do anymore.
276
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:31,939
Bend down. Read without
a magnifying glass.
277
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,373
Menstruate.
278
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:36,209
The point is
you learn new things.
279
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:38,845
Like, I'm learning HTML
280
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,114
and glassblowing.
281
00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:42,782
I made this jellyfish.
282
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:48,055
Anyway, I...
283
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:52,259
We just care about him a lot.
284
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:57,430
Thanks for keeping this
between us.
285
00:14:57,464 --> 00:15:00,467
("Meadow Hopping,
Traffic Stopping, Death Splash"
by Clarence Clarity playing)
286
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:04,237
(electronic vocalizing)
287
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,354
*
288
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,969
Gail. Eight out of ten.
289
00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:38,105
Would bang.
290
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:41,341
* Oh, oh, and I'll make you
lap it up, up, up *
291
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:45,678
* Oh, oh, and I'll make
you lap it up, up, up *
292
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:48,181
* You got that
nothing-something violence *
293
00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:50,117
* I could never know, but
294
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:54,721
* You got my vengeance coming
295
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:58,325
(electronic vocalizing)
296
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,697
*
297
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:28,688
*
298
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,196
Yeehaw!
299
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:37,564
Slow down! Slow down, Burt!
300
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:38,665
Jesus Christ!
301
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:39,999
Nope.
302
00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:49,142
BURT:
Yeehaw!
303
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,143
(shouting)
304
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:53,080
(car horn honking)
305
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,247
Yeah.
306
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:06,559
(sighs) That batty Gail,
thinking you wouldn't tell me.
307
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,228
I should have
had her arrested.
308
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:09,996
I still might.
309
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,864
The one inalienable
right we all have
310
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:13,866
is the right to
be left alone.
311
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:17,570
It's sad, Jimmy;
these people, my peers,
312
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:21,341
they used to be
robust, ballsy, young.
313
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:24,611
Now they're these husks
huddled against what, death?
314
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:26,913
So petrified of life
315
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:29,282
that the minute they see
someone actually living,
316
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:31,951
they have to shut it down
so it doesn't remind them
317
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:33,853
they gave up years ago.
318
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,855
Right. Now we can
finally get back to it.
319
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,690
L.A. Law.
320
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:41,628
It's a bit dated, but there's
a satisfying Albee-esque bite,
321
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:45,232
if you can see past the
mullets and baggy suits.
322
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:48,901
Being without my car
made me feel...
323
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:51,804
(chuckles)
...I felt old.
324
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:53,640
Like them.
325
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,775
So, I'm hitting the road.
326
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,377
What?
327
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,779
I used to live
in Cape Coral.
328
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:02,482
I figure I'll drive down,
see how it's changed,
329
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:05,652
and visit some of
my old buddies from the Navy
330
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:09,322
down in the Keys,
if any of them are still alive.
331
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:12,992
I'm talking five, six days
to get down there,
332
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:15,628
just me and the open road.
333
00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,797
Are you seriously leaving?
334
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,632
Don't cry, Ringo.
335
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,834
You can watch L.A. whatever
without me.
336
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:24,504
The thing is...
337
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:29,276
yes, Gail has terrible
taste in lawn ornaments
338
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,077
and literature
339
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:36,349
and jogging attire,
but maybe she has a point?
340
00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:40,620
You ran over my hibachi
three times, man.
341
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,355
No, I didn't.
342
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:45,858
What? Okay, well, yes, you did,
first of all.
343
00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,860
That is disturbing
that you deny it.
344
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:49,462
But listen, Burt,
345
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,331
right, I'm not gonna talk
down to you, okay?
346
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:52,499
You are an adult.
347
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,801
My God, it's pathetic for anyone
348
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,336
to live in anything
but the truth.
349
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,271
Okay? And your truth
350
00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:01,841
is, Burt, you are no longer
a driver.
351
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:03,176
I-I used to
find it amusing.
352
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,111
Old man in a hot rod.
353
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,847
But Gail's right.
You are dangerous.
354
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,982
No, I'm not.
355
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:13,853
And even if you make it to
Florida, you're gonna be alone.
356
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:16,456
I like being alone.
357
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:19,226
Burt, you have people
here who care about you.
358
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:21,461
Out there, zero.
359
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,630
Just... live in
reality, man.
360
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,565
You're serious?
361
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,834
You've been hiding out
362
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:31,204
in a retirement community
where your only friend
363
00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:35,141
is a 71-year-old
who can barely stand you.
364
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,377
It's been three months.
365
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:40,547
You ever wonder why I never
asked what you're hiding from?
366
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:44,584
Because it's none of
my goddamn business!
367
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:47,220
But you might want to ask
yourself that question
368
00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:50,390
before you try
to interfere in my life.
369
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:53,993
You're only 71?
370
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,928
Jesus Christ.
371
00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:58,431
What were you? A Nepali Sherpa?
372
00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:00,267
(laughs)
You look like
373
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,101
a boat dock came to life.
374
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,570
Remind me to moisturize
375
00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,438
next time.
376
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:07,607
(groans)
377
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:08,941
JIMMY:
You're all witnesses!
378
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,410
You all saw that!
379
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,445
MAN:
Come on, Burt.
380
00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:29,996
Oh, thank you.
381
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,266
(car horn honking)
382
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:39,105
*
383
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,996
*
384
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:15,207
(blows)
385
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,714
*
386
00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:32,191
(chuckles softly)
387
00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:38,898
(phone vibrating
and chiming rapidly)
388
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,643
(rapid vibrating
and chiming continue)
389
00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:05,692
(sighs)
390
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:18,871
Jimmy!
391
00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:21,240
The bitch did it again!
392
00:22:21,273 --> 00:22:22,709
Jimmy!
393
00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:26,112
Jimmy!
394
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,182
*
395
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:37,757
Jimmy?
396
00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:01,648
*
397
00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:12,425
Hey, guys, slow down a little.
398
00:23:40,152 --> 00:23:43,389
(indistinct chatter
over speakers)
399
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,391
(phone ringing)
400
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,293
MAN (on screen):
God, I hate these buildings.
401
00:23:47,326 --> 00:23:48,928
Air conditioning goes down,
place smells like
402
00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:50,897
the inside
of a garbage disposal.
403
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,733
BOY (whispering):
This is so boring.
404
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:56,569
I just want to go home.
Look at their hair.
405
00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:58,170
BOY (whispering):
This was made in the '80s.
406
00:23:58,204 --> 00:23:59,405
GIRL: Do you think
I would know this?
407
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,908
(both groan)
408
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:03,610
Shh.
409
00:24:05,311 --> 00:24:08,815
("Are You My Love?"
by Kelley Stoltz playing)
410
00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:18,791
* Are you my love?
411
00:24:20,226 --> 00:24:21,994
* Are you my love?
412
00:24:22,028 --> 00:24:25,431
* Are you the one
that I've been thinking of? *
413
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,934
* Are you my love?
414
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,969
* I've been holding the door
415
00:24:31,237 --> 00:24:33,840
* I've been holding the door
416
00:24:33,873 --> 00:24:37,309
* Are you the one
that I've been waiting for? *
417
00:24:37,343 --> 00:24:40,379
* I've been holding the door
418
00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:42,649
* Lightning struck
419
00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:45,885
* Electricity rained
420
00:24:45,918 --> 00:24:48,521
* How my lips stung
421
00:24:48,555 --> 00:24:51,524
* From whispering your name
422
00:24:51,558 --> 00:24:56,663
* Tell me, baby, true.
423
00:24:58,765 --> 00:25:03,302
(dog barks)
424
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,772
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH
425
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,376
I don't know.
The timing just felt right.
426
00:25:10,409 --> 00:25:12,845
I was like,
"Is this really happening?"
427
00:25:12,879 --> 00:25:15,481
I looked her in the eyes
and just knew.
428
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,750
It's a moment
I'll never forget.
429
00:25:17,784 --> 00:25:19,886
-(sighs)
-(sighs)
430
00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:21,788
I would dump her again
in a heartbeat.
431
00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:25,825
I hope he's morbidly disfigured
432
00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:27,393
in a horrific Jet Skiing
accident.
433
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:32,398
An FX original series
434
00:25:32,431 --> 00:25:34,867
from director Guillermo Del Toro
435
00:25:34,901 --> 00:25:37,336
and executive producer
Carlton Cuse.
436
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,338
The final chapter begins.
437
00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:41,173
The Strain.
438
00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:44,143
All new Sundays at 10:00 on FX.
439
00:25:45,745 --> 00:25:47,980
Duke, pick something,
baby. Come on.
440
00:25:48,781 --> 00:25:51,250
How are you?
Great.
441
00:25:51,283 --> 00:25:53,319
(register beeping)
442
00:25:54,987 --> 00:25:58,725
(low, distorted voice)
Duke, I am your mother.
443
00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:01,427
(cackles)
444
00:26:01,460 --> 00:26:03,262
(beeping)
Duke.
445
00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:06,532
Duke.
446
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,734
Come on.
447
00:26:09,802 --> 00:26:11,638
(distorted voice)
Hello.
448
00:26:11,671 --> 00:26:13,740
(beeping)
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