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I told you, I already
had lunch at the office.
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What, Fig Newtons
and creme soda?
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Hell's Angels eat
better than you
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and neater, too.
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Won't hurt you to eat some
decent food for a change.
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Decent? You always said
pizza gives me heartburn.
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Nothing gives you heartburn.
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Now, you comfortable?
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Yeah. Good.
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I'm leaving.
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What do you mean,
you're leaving?
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We just got here. You'll see.
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Just wait, somebody
will come and sit with you.
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What are we doing here,
Casablanca? Who's coming?
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What? Somebody.
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Who?
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A lady somebody.
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A lady somebody?
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You fixed me up
with a date with a lady.
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Who? Who? Who? Yeah.
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Crazy Rhoda Zimmerman
with the overbite?
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What? For lunch?
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Don't be silly.
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Listen... Felix.
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Felix, I'm not late, am I?
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Hello, hello. Hello,
darling, how are you?
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Blanche, what are
you doing here?
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Oscar, what are you doing here?
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You fixed me up with my ex-wife?
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Yes.
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Now I got heartburn.
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On November 13, Felix Unger
was asked to remove himself
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from his place of residence.
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That request came from his wife.
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Deep down, he
knew she was right,
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but he also knew that
someday he would return to her.
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With nowhere else to go,
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he appeared at the home
of his friend, Oscar Madison.
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Several years earlier,
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Madison's wife
had thrown him out,
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requesting that he never return.
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Can two divorced
men share an apartment
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without driving
each other crazy?
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♪ ♪
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Oh...
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You two...
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Blanche, what are
you doing in New York,
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starting your own
alimony collection agency?
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No.
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I came east for my
Uncle Dave's wedding.
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Old Uncle Dave? The
guy's gotta be over 90.
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Yeah.
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So, Blanche is in New York.
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Today is the anniversary
of your divorce.
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So?
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I thought it would be fun if
you celebrated it together.
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Fun?
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Aren't you the guy that got
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the survivors of the
Hindenberg together?
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He thought it would be fun.
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It was my idea.
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Just call me an
incurable romantic.
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I'd like to call you...
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Just call him
incurable, sweetheart.
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I'm on my way. I'm going.
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Good.
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Good-bye, Felix.
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You're gauche, but good, dear.
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Oh, you two...
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It's a great idea, you'll see.
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Gee, it's great to hear
about Uncle Dave.
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I didn't know he got married.
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Neither did he.
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Kind of weird, isn't it?
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The two of us sitting here
celebrating our divorce.
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Weird?
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When I'm in California,
I celebrate it every day.
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Hey.
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Oh, would you like linguini?
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They make it great here.
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You remembered.
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Remembered
what? I hate linguini.
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Uh-huh.
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But I remember...
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make it one linguini
red clam sauce,
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and one pizza with
everything on it,
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and wine in one of those
things that looks like a basket.
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When did you
master Italian, darling?
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Come on, will you
cut out the zingers.
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It's a truce, remember? We're on
neutral ground. Right, right. Sorry.
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Sorry, it's a truce.
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Listen, we had a lot of
good things going for us.
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Oh, we had a lot of laughs.
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As Grover Cleveland said,
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some people get
along all the time,
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some people never get along,
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and we never got
along all the time.
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Grover Cleveland said that?
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Listen, he was no Abe Lincoln.
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'Cause we had some great fights.
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But the best one was
the one that broke us up...
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New Year's Eve. New Year's Eve.
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Yeah. That was a beauty.
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, you really
blew it that night.
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I blew it?
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I... Blanche, I
started a lot of fights,
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but at that New Year's
party, you were the bad guy.
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Me?
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I was there.
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I happened to have thrown
that party, remember?
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Where was I, playing
drums with Guy Lombardo?
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I was there, too. I
saw what happened.
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Okay, tell me what you saw.
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No, no, no, I want you
to tell me your version
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'cause I need the laugh.
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It would be my pleasure.
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It is burned into my memory.
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I remember how I worked
and I slaved on that party
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to make it perfect for you,
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and there you were in
your usual grumpy mood,
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sitting around
telling dirty jokes
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and hanging around
with your buddies.
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Then the guy says,
"Yeah, now that I got it,
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how do I get rid of it?"
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I got to get another splash.
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Oh, darling, darling,
is everything all right?
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Yeah, it's wonderful, wonderful.
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Oh, honey, I want
you to try this dip.
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I spent hours on it.
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See if you like it.
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You like it?
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You deserve a medal.
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I'll hang an avocado
around your neck.
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I'm busy talking, all right?
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Honey, wait a minute.
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Listen, is this dress all right?
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I mean, you know it
isn't too tacky, is it?
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This is a party, it's
not a fashion show.
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Why don't you go
blow up some balloons?
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Let's blow them up
together like we used to.
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Remember? I'm talking,
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I'm not blowing and
I'm not remembering.
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Why don't you answer the door?
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We could answer it together.
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You answer it, and
if it's a naked midget
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with a banner across his
chest, tell him he's early.
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You have a good
time, sweetheart.
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I'll answer the door.
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Felix!
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How are you?
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Oh, my sinuses are killing me,
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but I won't ruin your party.
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I promise.
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Is it New Year's?
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Where's Oscar?
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Oh, he's over there
having a wonderful time
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with all his friends.
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His friends...
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I saw one today with a
tattoo of a rat on his neck.
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Oh, darling, don't feel bad.
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There's a man over there
without a bone in his nose.
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Poor Blanche.
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Oh, come on. It'll
be a lovely party.
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Come on, I'll
introduce you around.
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Excuse me, aren't you
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Trudy Wells, the tennis pro?
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Why, yes, but I'm
good at other things, too.
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Let me, please...
Ooh, thank you.
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I just love your party.
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I do, too, now.
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Hey, how about
a drink, right here?
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Oh, gee, I'd love one,
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but I have a very
strict tennis coach.
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Yeah, I'll bet he said
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you shouldn't wear lace
panties at Forrest Hills, too.
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I just love this dip. Mm.
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What are these
little black things?
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Oh, those are
Oscar's cigar ashes.
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Poor Blanche.
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Oh...!
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You're silly.
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Look at Oscar over there.
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Isn't he cute when he
gets around a pretty girl?
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You mean you're not jealous?
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Of Oscar?
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No. Why should I be?
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Well, I, I'm the last guy in
the world to pass on gossip,
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but that girl's got a
terrible reputation.
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She broke up a marriage
on The Newlywed Game.
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Darling, if a husband and wife
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can't trust each other,
what do they have?
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You're some kind
of girl, Blanche.
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Hey, it's almost midnight.
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Excuse me.
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Are you gonna get
the noisemakers?
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Save me a roll-out tweeter
noisemaker. You betcha.
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Isn't she a wonderful hostess?
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Great party.
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Oscar, please.
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Why not?
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But you said you just
wanted to see my forehand.
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I do. I do, and it's beautiful.
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Just like the rest of you.
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It's a bad bounce.
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Where's my Oscar?
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You know what?
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He hides every New Year's Eve.
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He hid last year.
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Where did you find him?
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In Cleveland.
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Doesn't she have a
wonderful sense of humor?
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Oscar... Oscar, darling.
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Where are you?
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Oscar... Pass those
out. Blanche. Blanche.
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You're just terrible.
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I think it's my serve.
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And the score is 15-love.
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Why don't you tell
her the real score,
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45 and out of gas.
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Blanche.
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Oscar, how could you?
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Blanche, you don't understand.
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It was nothing.
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Your kisses usually are.
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Poor Blanche.
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I don't know what to say.
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Well, say good-bye.
Let me talk to my wife.
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Talk? There's
nothing to talk about.
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Wait, Blanche!
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Felix, at least
you'll listen to me.
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Oscar, I'm the last
to turn against you,
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but you've not only
mortally wounded
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the loveliest, most
trusting wife in the world,
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but look at the way
you've wrinkled those coats.
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Coat freak!
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Felix, I didn't mean
to cheat on Blanche.
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She's got to know that.
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It's too late for that now.
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Now, I've got to find her before
she does something drastic.
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Well, what do I do?
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When you see her,
get down on your knees
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and thank your maker
for a wife like Blanche.
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Aw, Blanche,
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Blanche, pull yourself together.
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Felix, do you mind, please?
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Blanche, I'm sorry.
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What can I do to
make it up to you?
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Look, I'm on my
knees, I'm begging.
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Please forgive me.
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Please, Oscar, get up.
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Your trousers are
getting the floor all dusty.
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Great party, Blanche.
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Thank you, dear.
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What can I do? I'll do anything.
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I'll buy you that house,
I'll even turn neat.
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I'm sorry, Oscar, it's
too late for all that.
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My words exactly.
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Hey, everybody, it's midnight!
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♪ ...old acquaintance
be forgot and... ♪
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Everybody, hold it, hold it!
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I'm sorry, you'll have
to go somewhere else
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to ring in a Happy New
Year. The party's over.
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00:10:55,490 --> 00:10:58,660
Poor Blanche.
265
00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:06,840
You've got to be kidding.
266
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,270
That blonde was nothing.
267
00:11:08,330 --> 00:11:10,246
I took her out
after we broke up.
268
00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:13,510
Never let sleeping
dogs lie, do you, Oscar?
269
00:11:13,570 --> 00:11:16,300
Come on, Blanche, you've
got the story all wrong.
270
00:11:16,380 --> 00:11:17,986
Sure, we broke up
for good that night,
271
00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:19,826
but it was your
fault. My fault?!
272
00:11:19,850 --> 00:11:21,986
Are you gonna sit there,
are you gonna tell me
273
00:11:22,010 --> 00:11:23,876
you don't really
remember what happened?
274
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,740
Tell me your version.
275
00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:28,360
I'd like to hear it
told with a full mouth.
276
00:11:29,290 --> 00:11:30,296
Okay.
277
00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:31,680
It was a good party.
278
00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:34,306
The room was filled with
good friends, good booze
279
00:11:34,330 --> 00:11:37,930
and good spirits, but you,
baby, you were impossible.
280
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,900
You were a... like a
deranged Carmen Miranda.
281
00:11:40,970 --> 00:11:43,510
♪ La cucaracha, la cucharacha ♪
282
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:44,960
♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da ♪
283
00:11:45,020 --> 00:11:48,200
♪ La cucaracha, la cucaracha ♪
284
00:11:48,270 --> 00:11:50,500
♪ Ah, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
285
00:11:52,710 --> 00:11:53,956
Excuse me.
286
00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:56,350
Oh, I just love your friends.
287
00:11:56,420 --> 00:11:57,676
Honey, it's almost midnight,
288
00:11:57,700 --> 00:11:59,366
don't you think we ought to
hand out the noisemakers?
289
00:11:59,390 --> 00:12:00,526
Yes, sweetheart, you do that.
290
00:12:00,550 --> 00:12:01,826
Yeah, but I don't know
where they are, darling.
291
00:12:01,850 --> 00:12:03,650
They're in the closet.
292
00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:05,656
The one with the
pointy head is yours.
293
00:12:08,230 --> 00:12:09,406
Honey, there's the door.
294
00:12:09,430 --> 00:12:10,476
Let's answer it together.
295
00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:11,626
You get it.
296
00:12:11,650 --> 00:12:13,276
I have a few little
things to answer here.
297
00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,456
Try to have a good time, dear.
298
00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:18,050
♪ La cucaracha,
la cucaracha... ♪
299
00:12:20,220 --> 00:12:21,550
Hello, Felix, how are you?
300
00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:24,950
My sinuses are killing me.
301
00:12:25,030 --> 00:12:26,676
I promise you I
won't ruin your party.
302
00:12:27,710 --> 00:12:31,910
Is it midnight?
303
00:12:31,990 --> 00:12:33,996
This is the kind
of party I love!
304
00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:36,870
Men! Men!
305
00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:40,640
Look at Blanche.
306
00:12:40,710 --> 00:12:43,460
Look at that dress
she's not wearing.
307
00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:46,776
It's quite an
attention grabber...
308
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,676
and it's getting a
lot of grabs, too.
309
00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:50,850
Yay!
310
00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:53,350
Carry me into the kitchen!
311
00:12:53,420 --> 00:12:55,250
To the kitchen!
312
00:12:55,330 --> 00:12:57,300
Everybody in the kitchen.
313
00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:03,210
Pretty rough, huh, kid?
314
00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,380
It's no picnic.
315
00:13:05,450 --> 00:13:08,580
You poor guy.
316
00:13:08,650 --> 00:13:09,950
You deserve better.
317
00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:12,480
I try to be nice, but...
318
00:13:15,230 --> 00:13:17,706
Oscar, I'm the last
man in the world
319
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,746
to offer unsolicited advice,
320
00:13:19,770 --> 00:13:24,310
but maybe she's not for you.
321
00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:26,016
Maybe you're right, Felix.
322
00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:28,516
After all, I'm only a guy.
323
00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:29,490
I'm not God.
324
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:30,766
Oscar Madison,
325
00:13:30,790 --> 00:13:34,260
my favorite sportswriter.
326
00:13:34,330 --> 00:13:36,206
She's not for you either, Oscar.
327
00:13:36,230 --> 00:13:37,806
Trudy Wells, you
know Felix Unger?
328
00:13:37,830 --> 00:13:38,976
How do you do?
329
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,416
Little Trudy's been
waiting all night for you
330
00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:42,746
to pay her a little attention...
331
00:13:42,770 --> 00:13:44,396
Honey, now, you've
been drinking a lot.
332
00:13:44,420 --> 00:13:45,936
You know what
martinis do to you.
333
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,930
Oh, they get me drunk.
334
00:13:47,990 --> 00:13:49,720
That's why I drink 'em.
335
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:50,600
Give me your glass.
336
00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:51,590
No!
337
00:13:51,660 --> 00:13:52,580
Pretty please?
338
00:13:52,650 --> 00:13:53,600
No, no, no, no!
339
00:13:53,670 --> 00:13:54,876
Oh, go ahead, Trudy, do it.
340
00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:57,760
Oh, no, this one's
for you, Oscar.
341
00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:00,366
Oh, I don't feel so good.
342
00:14:00,390 --> 00:14:01,536
What do I do now?
343
00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:04,300
Should I get her a coaster?
344
00:14:06,730 --> 00:14:08,076
I'll get her to the bedroom
345
00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:09,606
and have her take a nap, okay?
346
00:14:09,630 --> 00:14:10,560
Good idea.
347
00:14:10,630 --> 00:14:12,046
I'll turn down the bed.
348
00:14:12,070 --> 00:14:14,046
No, no, no, I don't want
to mess up the party.
349
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:15,316
You get Blanche
350
00:14:15,340 --> 00:14:16,746
and have her hand out
the noisemakers, will you?
351
00:14:16,770 --> 00:14:19,840
You're some kind of guy, Oscar.
352
00:14:21,540 --> 00:14:23,726
Blanche is lucky to
have a husband like you.
353
00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:26,256
Thank you, Felix. Thank you.
354
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:28,456
It's a great party!
355
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:30,166
Beautiful! Great!
356
00:14:30,190 --> 00:14:33,640
Thank you very much.
Thank you. Thank you.
357
00:14:33,710 --> 00:14:35,740
You're a beautiful guy, Oscar.
358
00:14:35,810 --> 00:14:37,006
♪ Da, da, da! ♪
359
00:14:37,030 --> 00:14:38,600
♪ Da, da, da, ta! ♪
360
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:40,620
♪ Da, da, da, ta! ♪
361
00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:42,150
♪ Da, da, da, da ♪
362
00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:44,400
♪ Ra, da, da, da, ta! ♪
363
00:14:44,470 --> 00:14:46,740
♪ Ra, da, da, ta! ♪
364
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:49,600
Join us, join us,
darling. Join us!
365
00:14:49,670 --> 00:14:52,150
Such a dusty dance.
366
00:14:56,010 --> 00:14:57,790
Trudy, no, please!
367
00:14:57,860 --> 00:14:59,860
I gotta... please!
368
00:14:59,930 --> 00:15:02,206
I want to take you for a ride.
369
00:15:02,230 --> 00:15:03,760
Excuse me.
370
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:05,216
I was just putting her down.
371
00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:07,246
You've been putting
me down for nine years.
372
00:15:07,270 --> 00:15:08,550
It never looked like that.
373
00:15:09,540 --> 00:15:11,306
What happened?
Was it a bad serve?
374
00:15:11,330 --> 00:15:13,890
Stay on your back,
sweetie. It's your best side.
375
00:15:15,650 --> 00:15:16,950
Felix!
376
00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:20,290
Oh, Oscar, she's doing
you a terrible injustice.
377
00:15:20,350 --> 00:15:22,446
I know. We've got to
go straighten her out.
378
00:15:22,470 --> 00:15:25,470
Right, but first, let me
straighten out these coats.
379
00:15:37,850 --> 00:15:41,380
Oscar, Oscar, Oscar.
380
00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:43,160
Did you ever see
381
00:15:43,230 --> 00:15:44,566
such an unreasonably
jealous woman?
382
00:15:44,590 --> 00:15:46,460
And for no reason.
383
00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:49,006
I know. I've got to find
her and set her straight.
384
00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:52,360
Oscar, you're a saint. A saint.
385
00:15:53,690 --> 00:15:55,370
Blanche!
386
00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:57,010
Oscar!
387
00:15:57,070 --> 00:15:58,916
Excuse me, folks. It
wasn't my fault, Oscar.
388
00:15:58,940 --> 00:16:01,500
I just came here
for a piece of ice.
389
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:04,886
She's not for you.
390
00:16:04,910 --> 00:16:06,660
Oh, Oscar, I'm so ashamed!
391
00:16:06,730 --> 00:16:08,410
Because you got caught?
392
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:09,760
You tell it to the Goldfarbs!
393
00:16:09,790 --> 00:16:11,070
Our lawyers?!
394
00:16:11,140 --> 00:16:12,526
Yeah. You take a
Goldfarb, I'll take a Goldfarb
395
00:16:12,550 --> 00:16:13,796
and I'll meet you in court!
396
00:16:13,820 --> 00:16:15,086
I don't want a Goldfarb, Oscar.
397
00:16:15,110 --> 00:16:18,550
I want you to forgive
me, please?! I beg you!
398
00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:21,440
The good Lord and
Felix, they know I've tried,
399
00:16:21,510 --> 00:16:22,756
but you're just not for me.
400
00:16:22,780 --> 00:16:23,906
Please.
401
00:16:23,930 --> 00:16:26,980
Oh, Oscar, please.
I'll try to be nice!
402
00:16:27,050 --> 00:16:28,650
I'll learn to litter!
403
00:16:31,270 --> 00:16:34,240
Get up, Blanche. You're
getting linoleum burns.
404
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:37,626
Felix.
405
00:16:37,650 --> 00:16:40,140
I'm sorry, Blanche.
406
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,710
You had it coming.
407
00:16:42,770 --> 00:16:45,660
What should I do, Felix?
408
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:48,136
While you're down
there on your knees,
409
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:52,250
thank your maker for
a husband like Oscar.
410
00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:54,056
Hey, everybody, it's midnight!
411
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:57,676
♪ Should auld
acquaintance be forgot ♪
412
00:16:57,700 --> 00:17:01,200
♪ And never brought to... ♪
413
00:17:06,710 --> 00:17:10,920
No, no, though a terrible,
terrible thing has happened,
414
00:17:10,980 --> 00:17:15,370
I want all of you, my friends,
to continue to have a good time.
415
00:17:15,430 --> 00:17:20,670
I want everybody to have
a good time, everybody!
416
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,030
But me!
417
00:17:24,190 --> 00:17:27,456
Oscar, the only football
player I ever touched
418
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,940
was a Ram fullback
who ran out of bounds
419
00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:33,226
and stepped on
me with his cleats!
420
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:35,796
A likely story. You're
gonna tell me...
421
00:17:35,820 --> 00:17:36,836
Everybody...
422
00:17:36,860 --> 00:17:40,830
Hi, you two. How's it going?
423
00:17:40,890 --> 00:17:42,170
That well, huh?
424
00:17:50,140 --> 00:17:53,010
We seem to have trouble
remembering the events
425
00:17:53,070 --> 00:17:54,800
of a certain evening.
426
00:17:54,870 --> 00:17:55,956
She has trouble remem...
427
00:17:55,980 --> 00:17:57,116
I'm glad you're here.
428
00:17:57,140 --> 00:17:59,186
You remember the
New Year's Eve party,
429
00:17:59,210 --> 00:18:01,126
the one where I blew
the whistle on Blanche?
430
00:18:01,150 --> 00:18:02,726
That's his version.
In my version,
431
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:04,626
the only thing he
blew was our marriage.
432
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:06,060
Do I remember?
433
00:18:06,130 --> 00:18:10,130
That is the most vivid
night in my entire memory...
434
00:18:10,210 --> 00:18:12,310
even if I was doomed to failure.
435
00:18:12,370 --> 00:18:13,650
What failure?
436
00:18:13,690 --> 00:18:14,600
What else?
437
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,650
Keeping you two from making
438
00:18:16,710 --> 00:18:19,410
such a terrible mistake.
439
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:22,340
I remember how I felt
that night, how up I was.
440
00:18:22,420 --> 00:18:25,620
It was New Year's Eve and
I felt like a million dollars.
441
00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:28,486
I arrived late
442
00:18:28,510 --> 00:18:30,706
because I'd been to two
or three parties before,
443
00:18:30,730 --> 00:18:34,530
but I had to be with
you two at midnight.
444
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:37,270
Oh what a party it was.
445
00:18:37,330 --> 00:18:40,130
Boy, what a dull party!
446
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,560
Is Felix coming?
447
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,086
Yeah, he'll be here soon.
448
00:18:43,110 --> 00:18:44,346
Yeah, where's Felix?
449
00:18:44,370 --> 00:18:46,056
That's what this party needs...
450
00:18:50,510 --> 00:18:52,790
Happy New Year!!!
451
00:18:53,850 --> 00:18:55,340
Feliz nuevo ano!
452
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,680
Gluchlict Neu Yahr!
453
00:18:57,750 --> 00:18:59,150
Bonne Noël!
454
00:19:02,930 --> 00:19:04,386
Ah, guy's got a million of 'em!
455
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:05,616
He's an international wit!
456
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,870
Oh, Felix!
457
00:19:07,950 --> 00:19:09,990
Ah, Blanche!
458
00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:12,610
Ah, Blanche, don't
you look lovely!
459
00:19:12,650 --> 00:19:14,396
Oh, you always know
exactly what to say
460
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:16,066
to make a woman
feel like a woman.
461
00:19:16,090 --> 00:19:18,166
Hey, speaking of woman,
where's your woman?
462
00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:19,920
I'm solo tonight.
463
00:19:19,990 --> 00:19:21,466
You're kidding. You never...
464
00:19:21,490 --> 00:19:22,420
Oh, I should've known.
465
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,136
Look at the way they go for him.
466
00:19:28,770 --> 00:19:31,490
I want to thank you for
that great Christmas gift.
467
00:19:31,550 --> 00:19:33,650
Oh, yes, a humidifier,
468
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,796
so we can breathe pure air.
469
00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:37,690
If you can't breathe outside,
470
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,986
at least you'll be
able to breathe inside.
471
00:19:41,010 --> 00:19:41,940
What a mind!
472
00:19:42,010 --> 00:19:44,570
He does topical humor, too!
473
00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:46,566
Oh...!
474
00:19:46,590 --> 00:19:47,596
Oh, thank you.
475
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:50,430
Oh, I see you
invited Trudy Wells,
476
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,636
the famous tennis champ.
477
00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:53,866
Yes, do you know her?
478
00:19:53,890 --> 00:19:55,350
Everybody knows her.
479
00:19:55,430 --> 00:19:57,806
She's broken up more marriages
than Monday Night Football.
480
00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,200
Oh, you silly thing.
481
00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:00,746
I've got to get out
the noisemakers.
482
00:20:00,770 --> 00:20:02,400
It's almost midnight.
483
00:20:04,950 --> 00:20:07,750
Excuse me, girls.
484
00:20:07,820 --> 00:20:09,836
Girls, girls, I'll be
back, I promise.
485
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:12,650
Hey, kids, where
are you two going?
486
00:20:12,710 --> 00:20:14,886
I don't know. Wherever
he's taking me.
487
00:20:14,910 --> 00:20:16,540
I'm a follower.
488
00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:17,950
I'm taking her for a nap.
489
00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:19,456
Whenever she
nips, she's gotta nap,
490
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,510
and she's nipped.
491
00:20:21,590 --> 00:20:22,596
So, nappy nap!
492
00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:24,286
Oscar? What?
493
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:25,466
Willpower.
494
00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:28,050
Oh... Who's Will Power?
495
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:37,240
Felix, where did
Oscar disappear to?
496
00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:38,516
I couldn't say.
497
00:20:38,540 --> 00:20:40,766
I need him to help me
hand out the goodies, darling.
498
00:20:40,790 --> 00:20:43,350
He's already
getting the goodies.
499
00:20:44,390 --> 00:20:46,186
He doesn't need any
help with the goodies.
500
00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:47,570
That would turn out baddies.
501
00:20:47,650 --> 00:20:49,826
Felix, what are
you talking about?
502
00:20:49,850 --> 00:20:52,710
Blanche, don't go back there.
503
00:20:52,770 --> 00:20:55,116
Blanche, if you go back,
go back with an open mind!
504
00:20:55,140 --> 00:20:57,360
I don't think...
Cheese it, Oscar!
505
00:20:57,420 --> 00:20:59,096
We're going to see the sandman.
506
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:00,850
Oscar!
507
00:21:00,930 --> 00:21:02,800
Are you the sandman?
508
00:21:02,860 --> 00:21:07,180
No, I'm the sandman's
wife, and I'm going to sprinkle
509
00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:09,146
a little poison in
your eyes, dear.
510
00:21:09,170 --> 00:21:10,266
Oh, my goodness.
511
00:21:10,290 --> 00:21:11,866
I bet you think there's
something wrong.
512
00:21:11,890 --> 00:21:13,360
I'll take that bet.
513
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:15,890
Wow, she's really sore.
514
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,730
How did she know I was in here?
515
00:21:17,790 --> 00:21:19,556
It, it couldn't be
anything I said.
516
00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:20,756
What did you say?
517
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,326
I told her not to come
back here, Oscar.
518
00:21:22,350 --> 00:21:25,270
I said if she did go in, to
go in with an open mind.
519
00:21:25,330 --> 00:21:26,546
I yelled "Cheese it, Oscar".
520
00:21:26,570 --> 00:21:28,926
You yelled, "Cheese
it, Oscar"?! Thanks a lot.
521
00:21:28,950 --> 00:21:30,636
Now I know how
much trouble I'm in.
522
00:21:30,660 --> 00:21:32,606
Why is it every time
you want to help me,
523
00:21:32,630 --> 00:21:33,806
you end up hurting me?
524
00:21:33,830 --> 00:21:36,390
You're like a
vicious St. Bernard!
525
00:21:39,180 --> 00:21:42,040
See what happens when
you try to help people?
526
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:48,000
Happy New Year!
527
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:52,416
I just don't know what to do.
528
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:53,920
Aw, Blanche...
529
00:22:00,870 --> 00:22:02,816
Some of these kids
coming up from colleges,
530
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:04,686
it's going to be a whole
different ball game.
531
00:22:04,710 --> 00:22:06,086
They're getting different
patterns, you know?
532
00:22:06,110 --> 00:22:08,156
They're going in more,
they're going out more.
533
00:22:08,180 --> 00:22:10,156
The passes, they're not
able to read the defense...
534
00:22:10,180 --> 00:22:11,626
Hey, uh, did you see Blanche?
535
00:22:11,650 --> 00:22:12,856
Yes, she's in the kitchen.
536
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:16,210
There's a kid coming
up, I think, is gonna be...
537
00:22:16,290 --> 00:22:18,066
You saw her in the kitchen?
538
00:22:18,090 --> 00:22:19,396
Yeah. She wouldn't
accept my apology,
539
00:22:19,420 --> 00:22:20,666
but I'll straighten
her out later.
540
00:22:20,690 --> 00:22:21,716
This kid is really something.
541
00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:23,890
Excuse me.
542
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:25,036
Pardon me.
543
00:22:25,060 --> 00:22:27,006
You, you did see
her in the kitchen?
544
00:22:27,030 --> 00:22:28,126
Yeah.
545
00:22:28,150 --> 00:22:30,706
And that... that
doesn't bother you?
546
00:22:30,730 --> 00:22:33,126
What's it bother me, that
she's fixing a noisemaker?
547
00:22:33,150 --> 00:22:35,250
That's what you call him, huh?
548
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,270
Call who?
549
00:22:37,340 --> 00:22:42,580
The vicious St.
Bernard says no more.
550
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:43,876
I'm going to take a look.
551
00:22:43,900 --> 00:22:45,176
No, don't go in there, Oscar!
552
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,306
Why not?
553
00:22:46,330 --> 00:22:48,706
No, no. If you go in,
go in with an open mind.
554
00:22:48,730 --> 00:22:51,320
Get out of my...
Cheese it, Blanche!
555
00:22:51,390 --> 00:22:52,960
Blanche!
556
00:22:53,020 --> 00:22:53,970
How could you?!
557
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,616
What are you talking about?
558
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:56,806
You, out of the huddle!
559
00:22:56,830 --> 00:22:58,816
And you, you ought to
be ashamed of yourself!
560
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:01,326
Oh, sure, the best
form of defense is attack.
561
00:23:01,350 --> 00:23:02,656
I don't have anything to defend.
562
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,096
I know nothing
happened in the bedroom.
563
00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:05,496
I saw what was happening here!
564
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:07,726
People, people, it's a
terrible misunderstanding.
565
00:23:07,750 --> 00:23:09,596
You're both such
wonderful people.
566
00:23:09,620 --> 00:23:12,280
Sure, he plays a great
game of tennis on a mattress.
567
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:13,406
Look who's talking!
568
00:23:13,430 --> 00:23:14,706
The Sensuous
Woman of the Kitchen.
569
00:23:14,730 --> 00:23:16,060
I never did trust you.
570
00:23:16,130 --> 00:23:17,376
You had those beady little eyes!
571
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,406
That's not beady,
that's a wince.
572
00:23:19,430 --> 00:23:21,426
It's been there since
the day we were married!
573
00:23:21,450 --> 00:23:23,626
You don't have to stay
married, sweetheart.
574
00:23:23,650 --> 00:23:25,410
People, people, please!
575
00:23:25,490 --> 00:23:26,836
Aw, shut up! Aw, shut up!
576
00:23:26,860 --> 00:23:28,266
Why don't you get out of here!
577
00:23:28,290 --> 00:23:30,336
Get out of here! Mind
your own business, will ya?!
578
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:31,536
Instead of yelling at me,
579
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,606
the two of you should
be down on your knees
580
00:23:33,630 --> 00:23:37,300
thanking your maker
for a friend like me.
581
00:23:37,370 --> 00:23:40,616
Hey, everybody, it's midnight!
582
00:23:41,740 --> 00:23:42,916
Happy New Year!
583
00:23:42,940 --> 00:23:45,660
♪ Should auld
acquaintance be forgot ♪
584
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,420
♪ And never brought to... ♪
585
00:23:47,490 --> 00:23:49,090
I tried to talk to them,
586
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,036
but I'm afraid
it's, it's no use.
587
00:23:51,060 --> 00:23:52,176
The party's over.
588
00:23:53,330 --> 00:23:57,210
Believe me, I did
everything in my power
589
00:23:57,290 --> 00:23:59,766
to hold those two
people together.
590
00:23:59,790 --> 00:24:03,230
Now... Just go home!
591
00:24:03,290 --> 00:24:04,570
It's just...
592
00:24:04,630 --> 00:24:07,670
Poor Felix...
593
00:24:15,140 --> 00:24:17,416
What are you staring
at me like that for?
594
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:19,756
The way I described it,
that's the way it happened.
595
00:24:19,780 --> 00:24:22,336
The gospel according
to Saint Felix.
596
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,070
That's very funny,
597
00:24:24,150 --> 00:24:26,556
but if you two had
listened to me that night,
598
00:24:26,580 --> 00:24:27,940
you'd never have got a divorce.
599
00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:30,376
Felix, we never
belonged together.
600
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,580
No, no, no, no, wrong!
601
00:24:32,650 --> 00:24:33,916
You do belong together.
602
00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:36,416
You love each other,
and leave it to me,
603
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:38,716
I'm going to get the two
of you back together again.
604
00:24:38,740 --> 00:24:39,690
Now we'll eat.
605
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,940
The meal is on me.
606
00:24:43,020 --> 00:24:45,150
So's the wine.
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