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Hi, Felix.
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Oscar.
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You're home. You working?
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No, actually I'm trying to
play "Nola" on my typewriter.
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You got a cold?
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Yeah, oh, boy.
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Either that or I'm
allergic to you.
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You're not going to
stay here long, are you?
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Well, as a matter of fact, I am.
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I'm going to work for about
three hours until at least 3:00,
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and then I'm going to get
ready for the poker game.
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What poker game?
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Oh, I didn't tell you.
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A bunch of sportswriters
are coming into town
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to cover the big
fight tomorrow night,
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and we're going to have a
big game here this afternoon.
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Oh, you're joking.
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Why would I joke
about a thing like that?
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I'd invite you to sit in,
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but I know your mother doesn't
like you to play with strangers.
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Don't you know what day this is?
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Yeah, Saturday.
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This is the 27th.
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Right.
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Don't you know what, what
happens here this afternoon?
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I told you I know.
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I'm going to work till 3:00,
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then there's going to
be a big game here.
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This is Edna's birthday.
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Oh, your kid, yeah.
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Yes.
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You never listen to me.
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For a whole week,
I've been telling you
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that this year Gloria's letting
me make Edna's birthday party.
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Well, I didn't make
the connection.
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Because you never listen to me!
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My life means nothing to you!
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This is a very big day for me.
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My little girl's tenth birthday.
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Well, wish her a happy for me.
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I can't have a little
girl's birthday party
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while you're having
a poker game.
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That's right, Felix. You can't.
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That's your answer?
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"That's right,
Felix. You can't."
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When you know how
important this is to me.
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Well, what am I supposed to do?!
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They're coming from
all over the country.
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Charley Fillman's coming
from the West Coast,
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Al Brown is coming from
Vegas... I'm very sorry.
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You're going to have
to cancel your game.
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That's all. You're
out of your mi...
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Do you know you're
out of your mind?
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I'm not going to cancel the
biggest poker game of my life!
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Well, I'm not giving up
my little girl's birthday party.
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"Happy Birthday" will be sung
to Edna today in this house.
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Then it will be sung
by four grumpy old men
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who'll be betting
on how old she is.
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On November 13, Felix Unger
was asked to remove himself
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from his place of residence.
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That request came from his wife.
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Deep down, he
knew she was right,
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but he also knew that
someday he would return to her.
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With nowhere else to go,
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he appeared at the home
of his friend Oscar Madison.
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Several years
earlier, Madison's wife
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had thrown him out,
requesting that he never return.
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Can two divorced
men share an apartment
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without driving
each other crazy?
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The Odd Couple was filmed
in front of a live audience.
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Look, we've got to
get this thing settled.
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Edna will be here any minute.
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Are you listening to me?!
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I'm listening, I'm listening.
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As far as I'm
concerned, it's settled.
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I hate to pull
rank on you, Felix,
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but this is my apartment,
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and I have priority
on all social events,
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and this happens
to be a big one.
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I pay half the rent here.
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I'll give you back today's rent.
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No party.
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Oscar.
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Where's your heart?
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What's more important?
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A poker game or a
little girl's birthday party?
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Is that your final
answer, Oscar?
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Oh, Oscar, Oscar, Oscar.
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Beneath that stained
shirt there is no heart.
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All right, you win.
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I can't fight you.
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It's a nice day.
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We'll have the
party in the park.
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Beautiful, Felix.
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You see how easy it is?
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On one condition.
What condition?
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That you'll take care of Edna
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for a couple of
hours while I go out.
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I have to pick up the cake.
I have to interview a clown.
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You're going to
interview a clown?
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You're nothing today
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if you don't have a
clown at a birthday party.
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It's a big surprise.
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I have to go down to his
office and interview him.
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Where's his office?
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In a tent?
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That's very clever.
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Well, will you do it?
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Yeah, I'll do it, but
I... But, but, but.
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Don't tell me you're
reluctant to do one little favor.
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I'm not reluctant.
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It's just that... well, I don't
think your kid likes me.
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Who, Edna?
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I don't think she likes
to have me around.
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She loves you. Oh, yeah.
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The last time she was here,
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didn't she bring you a present?
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Yeah, a can of room freshener.
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It's the thought that counts.
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Now, it's her birthday.
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Be nice to her.
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There's my birthday
girl! Hi, Daddy!
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Oh, look at her.
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What have you got?
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Licorice whips. Oh, boy.
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Two blacks and two reds.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'll bet you brought one
for Uncle Oscar, didn't you?
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No!
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Give him a nice, big hug.
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Hello, Uncle Oscar.
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Ugh!
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Now, just for my
records, Mr. Unger,
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would you mind revealing
the source of your reference?
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Um, a Mr. Bennett.
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I believe you did his
son Mark's birthday party.
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Mark Bennett?
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Last spring, yes.
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Last sp... oh, Mark Bennett.
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So many kids are
named Mark these days,
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it's hard for me to
keep up with them.
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Well, I suppose
it's not important.
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Oh, but it is.
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For recommending you,
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Mr. Bennett is entitled
to one free jellybean trick.
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Hmm.
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He's easy to get in touch with.
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He's, uh, vice president of
the Chase Manhattan Bank.
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Chase... Manhattan... Bank.
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One... free...
jelly... bean... trick.
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Sherman the Clown, huh?
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Yeah, well, when I
got into show business,
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I promised my father I
wouldn't change my name.
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Well, the party's
going to be at 3:00
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in the children's
zoo at Central Park.
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Okay, I'll be there. Right.
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Now, uh, what would
you like to have me wear?
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These pictures'll sort
of give you an idea.
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Edna! Edna!
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Edna, honey,
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could you turn the set
down a little bit please?
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If I make it any softer, I
won't be able to hear it.
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I can hear it great
in my bedroom.
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I've got the door closed.
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Okay, okay.
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And honey, honey, honey.
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Could you stick to one channel
instead of all that changing?
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I feel like I'm living
in a time tunnel.
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You won't let me have any fun.
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It's my birthday.
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When is the party
going to start?
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As soon as your daddy
gets here, honey, okay?
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Your shirt's out.
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Yeah, I got a hole in my pants.
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Oh, Oscar.
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Oscar, Oscar.
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Uh, the bear suit's very nice.
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How about the bear suit?
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No, that's out.
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A couple of vicious children
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attacked that bear
suit five years ago.
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Oh, well, just your
basic clown then.
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Basic clown. Yeah.
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All right.
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Now, will you be wanting
the jellybean trick?
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Is that extra? 65 cents.
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Uh, plus the jellybeans.
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Throw that in then.
Throw that in then.
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This is just little
girls, you know.
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Oh, there's no
rough stuff in this.
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Oh, and those little girls just
love my flopsy-mopsy dance.
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That's $3.50.
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Flopsy-mopsy dance?
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Yeah.
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That's cute. That's cute.
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That's enough.
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Whoa, I'm glad you stopped me.
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Thanks.
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Now.
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Will you be wanting
my, uh, my biggie,
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the one I'm really famous for,
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the one that never fails?
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What is your biggie?
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Well, my, uh, shoes explode.
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Yeah. That's $12.55.
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Is it messy?
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Only on my socks.
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All right. Throw it in.
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Want that, too. All right, fine.
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Well, just a moment, Mr. Unger.
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Now, let's see. Basic clown.
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Flopsy-mopsy.
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Jellybean. Je... Jellybean.
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Well, let's just say 15 bucks
for the afternoon, okay?
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Uncle Oscar!
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What is it, Edna?
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Ugh!
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Again, ugh!
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How can you live like this?
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I practice.
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What is it, honey?
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There's nothing good on TV.
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This is New York!
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There are 52 channels!
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I know. I heard them all today.
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Go ahead, honey. Go
on. Watch Sesame Street.
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That's on now.
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Aw, that's for kids.
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What are you, a giraffe?
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Hey, there's a blue
stain on your rug.
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No. That's the original color.
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You mean the rest
is all one big stain?
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Here's a half a tuna
fish sandwich. Here.
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Go eat in the living
room, will you?
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Ick!
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Give me this.
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Can I watch you work?
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There's nothing to
watch. I'm just typing.
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I like to watch you typing.
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Cincinnati is spelled
C-I-N-C-I-double-N-A-T-I.
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This is a different Cincinnati.
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There's only one.
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How can you be a writer if
you don't know how to spell?
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Spelling's got nothing
to do with writing.
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Mrs. Lange says
spelling is very important.
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Well, you tell Mrs. Lange
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it's impossible to spell
and write at the same time.
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You make a lot of
mistakes, don't you?
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All those X's.
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Those aren't X's.
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Those are kisses for my editor.
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Honey, if you want to stay
here, you've got to be quiet.
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Okay.
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You know, this
room is a fire hazard!
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Report me tomorrow, huh?
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My daddy said someday you're
going to disappear in this room
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and they'd never find you.
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Someday your daddy's
going to disappear!
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How can you ever find anything?
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Honey, I know
where everything is.
261
00:10:32,450 --> 00:10:33,920
It's called cross-filing.
262
00:10:33,980 --> 00:10:35,280
Here's a sock, right?
263
00:10:35,350 --> 00:10:36,626
Now, this sock is here.
264
00:10:36,650 --> 00:10:38,496
That means the other
sock is in the laundry. See?
265
00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:39,996
One is in the
laundry, one is here.
266
00:10:40,020 --> 00:10:41,296
That's how I know
where everything is.
267
00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:43,816
Now, will you please
be quiet, Edna?
268
00:10:59,510 --> 00:11:01,250
Where's the phone?
269
00:11:01,310 --> 00:11:04,510
Hello. Huh? Okay.
270
00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:05,860
It's for you.
271
00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:08,126
You're sloppy, but you're funny.
272
00:11:08,150 --> 00:11:10,780
Hello. Sloppy-but-Funny.
273
00:11:10,850 --> 00:11:12,350
Hello, Al!
274
00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:14,296
Yeah, the game is still on. -00.
275
00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:15,966
Yeah, all the guys are coming.
276
00:11:15,990 --> 00:11:17,366
You got the address? Good.
277
00:11:17,390 --> 00:11:18,536
Bring a lot of money
278
00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,106
'cause the cards
are going to be flying.
279
00:11:20,130 --> 00:11:21,306
I'm going to win
back all that money.
280
00:11:21,330 --> 00:11:24,390
Yeah. Right. 3:00. Bye-bye.
281
00:11:24,470 --> 00:11:26,316
Uncle Oscar, don't you know
282
00:11:26,340 --> 00:11:27,926
that gambling is
against the law?
283
00:11:27,950 --> 00:11:29,930
Don't you like ice cream?
284
00:11:30,010 --> 00:11:31,590
Sure!
285
00:11:31,660 --> 00:11:34,730
Well, your... Felix has
got all kinds of ice cream
286
00:11:34,790 --> 00:11:36,136
neatly packed
right in the freezer.
287
00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:37,506
Why don't you
go get yourself...?
288
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,106
Thanks! Be a nice girl.
289
00:11:39,130 --> 00:11:41,006
Have a happy
time, birthday girl!
290
00:11:41,030 --> 00:11:42,106
Hey, Uncle Oscar!
291
00:11:42,130 --> 00:11:43,516
Why are you locking the door?!
292
00:11:43,540 --> 00:11:45,410
To protect you in case of fire.
293
00:11:48,470 --> 00:11:49,956
Hey, Felix, when
did you get back?
294
00:11:49,980 --> 00:11:51,216
Just a little while ago.
295
00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:53,056
I got everything. I
got the party favors.
296
00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,786
I got the cake, which I am now
297
00:11:54,810 --> 00:11:57,440
decorating myself...
Personal touch.
298
00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:59,366
Look, I'm making roses.
299
00:11:59,390 --> 00:12:00,626
And I got the clown.
300
00:12:00,650 --> 00:12:03,450
Oh, she's going to be so happy.
301
00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:05,650
How's the clown?
302
00:12:05,730 --> 00:12:11,160
Well... seedy, but available.
303
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,606
I'll tell you something.
304
00:12:13,630 --> 00:12:16,146
Clowns are not happy people.
305
00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:17,110
Oh.
306
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,376
How'd you get along with Edna?
307
00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,716
It was like you never left.
308
00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,946
You had fun, huh?
309
00:12:21,970 --> 00:12:22,900
What are you making?
310
00:12:22,980 --> 00:12:24,540
Sandwiches for the
fellas. You want one?
311
00:12:25,410 --> 00:12:26,656
Hey, hurry it up,
will you, Felix?
312
00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:27,886
They're gonna be
here any minute.
313
00:12:27,910 --> 00:12:29,606
What do you want me to
do, leave without Edna?
314
00:12:29,630 --> 00:12:31,976
She's dressing. We'll be
out of here in three minutes.
315
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,316
But I want you to
hurry. Look what you did.
316
00:12:34,340 --> 00:12:36,016
Oh, no! What? What did I do?
317
00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:37,546
You made me spoil my rose!
318
00:12:37,570 --> 00:12:40,130
Tell her it's a red mushroom.
319
00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:42,826
But hurry, will you?
320
00:12:42,850 --> 00:12:44,026
I feel lucky today.
321
00:12:44,050 --> 00:12:46,076
I'm gonna win back
all that money I lost
322
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:47,500
that other time.
323
00:12:47,570 --> 00:12:49,546
Now I've got to make
them all mushrooms.
324
00:12:49,570 --> 00:12:52,670
Mushroom, bananas... who cares?
325
00:12:52,740 --> 00:12:54,090
The children care.
326
00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:55,436
I care.
327
00:12:55,460 --> 00:12:57,866
I want this to be a day
she'll always remember.
328
00:12:57,890 --> 00:13:00,236
I hope it's a day I'm gonna
always want to remember.
329
00:13:00,260 --> 00:13:01,870
What should I say here, huh?
330
00:13:01,950 --> 00:13:03,096
Well, what do you got?
331
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:04,596
I got, "Happy
Birthday." That's it.
332
00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:06,066
No, no, no. It should be,
333
00:13:06,090 --> 00:13:07,926
"Happy Birthday
to the most beau..."
334
00:13:07,950 --> 00:13:09,796
Felix, it's a cake.
It's not a portrait.
335
00:13:09,820 --> 00:13:11,566
I'll show you. What
are you doing?
336
00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:12,806
Careful of the mushrooms now.
337
00:13:12,830 --> 00:13:14,036
What are you writing?
338
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:15,706
"Happy Birthday,
Edna." That's it.
339
00:13:15,730 --> 00:13:17,870
Well, I could have done that.
340
00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:19,176
It's perfect.
341
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:23,040
I'm a writer. Trust me. Hmm?
342
00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:25,246
It's simple, but it says it.
343
00:13:25,270 --> 00:13:26,700
Hi, Daddy.
344
00:13:26,770 --> 00:13:28,716
Aw, look at the
birthday girl! Oh!
345
00:13:28,740 --> 00:13:30,486
Oh, she looks so beautiful!
346
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,786
You look so pretty, Edna!
347
00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:34,186
Look what we've got here.
348
00:13:34,210 --> 00:13:35,486
What's that?
349
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:36,776
It's your birthday cake.
350
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,820
"Happy Birthday, Edna."
351
00:13:39,890 --> 00:13:41,170
Don't you like it?
352
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:44,480
It's simple, but it says it.
353
00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,056
Hey, there we go. I'm out.
354
00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:49,226
You're out, all right.
355
00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:50,926
Come on, Harry. You in or out?
356
00:13:50,950 --> 00:13:52,356
No, I'm thinking. I'm thinking.
357
00:13:52,380 --> 00:13:54,776
That means he's out...
No, no, no, no. Wait, wait.
358
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,090
Hey, would you believe it?
359
00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:58,046
Yesterday I was playing
beside a big movie star's
360
00:13:58,070 --> 00:13:59,450
swimming pool?
361
00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:01,636
Well, I'll fill up the tub and
put on my false eyelashes.
362
00:14:01,660 --> 00:14:02,886
Come on, will you hurry up?
363
00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:04,136
All right, I'll...
364
00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,536
I'll raise you 50.
I'll bump you 50.
365
00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:07,406
I can't get a break
with these cards. I call.
366
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,106
I got the flush!
Ha, ha! What is it?
367
00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:10,276
I got an inside straight...
368
00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:11,446
Boy, it's really
raining out there.
369
00:14:11,470 --> 00:14:12,616
Will you forget about the rain?
370
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:13,966
Sit down. I want to get even.
371
00:14:13,990 --> 00:14:15,226
Come on.
372
00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:34,370
You came back!
373
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:35,720
Forgive me!
374
00:14:37,730 --> 00:14:39,606
We could have
stayed out all afternoon,
375
00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:41,700
but the monsoon came.
376
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,006
Well, you're all
drenched. Come on in.
377
00:14:44,030 --> 00:14:45,256
Come in. Thank you.
378
00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:47,366
Boy, this weather is murder
on your bronchial tubes.
379
00:14:47,390 --> 00:14:49,126
Girls, go over
by... by the radiator.
380
00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:50,780
Get warm. Get warm.
381
00:14:50,860 --> 00:14:53,900
Oh, the party is a disaster.
382
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,166
Well, it's only a thunderstorm.
383
00:14:55,190 --> 00:14:57,606
It'll stop soon. You
can go back in the park.
384
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:58,920
Are you joking?
385
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,806
You'd send us back
to that wet park?
386
00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:03,796
You'd risk six cases of
pneumonia for a poker game?
387
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:04,966
Of course!
388
00:15:04,990 --> 00:15:06,896
How long are they
going to stay here?
389
00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:08,620
Till I get my 350 bucks back.
390
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:10,050
That might take all night.
391
00:15:10,130 --> 00:15:13,670
Hey, fellows, I see something
there that can save my life.
392
00:15:13,730 --> 00:15:15,206
Can I have...? Oh, thank you!
393
00:15:15,230 --> 00:15:16,630
Yeah.
394
00:15:18,170 --> 00:15:19,316
How about five...? Parlay.
395
00:15:19,340 --> 00:15:20,716
Well, how many cards we playing?
396
00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:21,946
Two. Two?
397
00:15:21,970 --> 00:15:23,886
What are we playing?
Are we playing five cards?
398
00:15:23,910 --> 00:15:25,886
Yeah. Draw? How many
cards you got? Who opened?
399
00:15:25,910 --> 00:15:28,116
I don't know who opened. Oscar,
are these your reporter friends?
400
00:15:28,140 --> 00:15:29,626
Yeah. All right,
well, I didn't know.
401
00:15:29,650 --> 00:15:32,086
How much is in this pot?
What's the limit on this pot?
402
00:15:32,110 --> 00:15:33,596
Gentlemen, my
name is Felix Unger.
403
00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:35,056
Come on, will you?
404
00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:38,350
I share this apartment
when it rains.
405
00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:39,686
Hiya. Yeah, hello.
406
00:15:39,710 --> 00:15:40,886
Hi. Hi.
407
00:15:40,910 --> 00:15:42,886
Nice to meet you. I
raise you ten dollars.
408
00:15:42,910 --> 00:15:44,956
Likewise. Come on.
Let's go. Are you in or out?
409
00:15:44,980 --> 00:15:46,886
Later there'll be
some cake. I'm out.
410
00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:50,090
Yeah. Okay.
411
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,710
Oscar!
412
00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:57,550
What is it now?
413
00:15:57,620 --> 00:16:00,336
Edna's party, the poor kid!
414
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,220
It's the only tenth
birthday she'll ever have.
415
00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:04,836
Felix, I remember
my tenth birthday.
416
00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:06,406
My father had a poker game.
417
00:16:06,430 --> 00:16:08,246
He sent us all to the movies.
418
00:16:08,270 --> 00:16:10,416
What is that, an
anecdote or a suggestion?
419
00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:11,816
I'll pay for the cab fare.
420
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,916
Why don't you take them
to a nice, warm, dry movie?
421
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:16,356
There are five movies
in this neighborhood...
422
00:16:16,380 --> 00:16:18,110
Four Xs and an R.
423
00:16:18,180 --> 00:16:20,780
You want me to
sing happy birthday
424
00:16:20,850 --> 00:16:22,130
to my ten-year-old daughter
425
00:16:22,180 --> 00:16:24,740
while two people are
groaning in Swedish?
426
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,096
Well, you better do something.
427
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,436
The kids are getting
chocolate all over the money!
428
00:16:30,460 --> 00:16:32,586
Take your card
game into your room!
429
00:16:32,610 --> 00:16:34,910
What's the matter?
430
00:16:34,980 --> 00:16:36,670
Are you ashamed?
431
00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:39,156
No, it's just a lot of
money involved, that's all.
432
00:16:39,180 --> 00:16:41,596
Hey, Oscar, we can't play
out here with these kids.
433
00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:43,966
Is there another room
we can go to? You see?
434
00:16:43,990 --> 00:16:45,166
Oh, all right, yeah, Al.
435
00:16:45,190 --> 00:16:46,596
We can play in my bedroom.
436
00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:48,766
It's not the greatest
place to play, but it's...
437
00:16:50,190 --> 00:16:51,806
- You kids stay here.
- Oh, good!
438
00:16:51,830 --> 00:16:53,436
We're going to have a party now!
439
00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:55,336
Yay! We're going
to have a party!
440
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:56,576
There we are! Where's Sherman?
441
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,006
He went with the other man.
442
00:16:58,030 --> 00:16:59,176
Sherman!
443
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,446
Sherman! Sherman!
444
00:17:00,470 --> 00:17:01,846
Sherman! Sherman, please!
445
00:17:01,870 --> 00:17:03,546
Sherman, what are
you doing? Come on!
446
00:17:03,570 --> 00:17:04,916
I thought I was rained out!
447
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:07,056
No, no, no! Come on!
We have to entertain...
448
00:17:08,380 --> 00:17:10,256
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait!
449
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:13,420
Before we start the party,
who wants to spray the room?
450
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:16,910
Okay, I will.
451
00:17:16,990 --> 00:17:18,276
It's-It's pretty close in here.
452
00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:19,986
That's why I left the door open.
453
00:17:20,010 --> 00:17:21,416
Well, where are we gonna play?
454
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:25,186
On the bed. Well, where is it?
455
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,626
You're a very funny guy...
456
00:17:26,650 --> 00:17:28,826
I'm changing my luck.
I'm getting right over here.
457
00:17:28,850 --> 00:17:30,426
Okay, here we go. $20...
458
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:33,360
This place reminds me of
a Cuban jail I was in once.
459
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:34,966
Twice. I got a good memory.
460
00:17:34,990 --> 00:17:36,166
20 dollars.
461
00:17:36,190 --> 00:17:37,796
Ta-ta-ta! What is it, Sherman?
462
00:17:37,820 --> 00:17:39,906
While they're playing the
pin the tail on the donkey,
463
00:17:39,930 --> 00:17:42,570
I got time for a couple of
hands. Will you let me in?
464
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,106
Will you let me in?
465
00:17:47,230 --> 00:17:48,546
But only for a few hands.
466
00:17:48,570 --> 00:17:51,130
You got... supposed to be back
there with the kids, you know.
467
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:53,286
All right. Yeah, I wanted
to be a clown once.
468
00:17:53,310 --> 00:17:54,436
I even stole the makeup.
469
00:17:54,460 --> 00:17:56,336
What are Barnum
and Bailey really like?
470
00:17:58,460 --> 00:17:59,976
Yeah, I'll open for a 20.
471
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,436
I think there's some right here.
472
00:18:01,460 --> 00:18:02,806
20. He opened for a 20.
473
00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:04,206
Hey, hey, look out, look out!
474
00:18:04,230 --> 00:18:05,656
Felix! What?
475
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,366
Felix! Felix! What?!
476
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:08,526
Come in here! What's going on?
477
00:18:08,550 --> 00:18:10,396
Edna came in here. She
stuck a pin in everybody!
478
00:18:10,420 --> 00:18:12,296
Will you keep the party
in the other room, please?
479
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,006
Sherman, what are
you doing in here?
480
00:18:14,030 --> 00:18:16,506
I need you in there to entertain!
Come on! I'm raising you 20 more.
481
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:19,506
And I need him in here to finish this
ro... game. What is this? Come on!
482
00:18:19,530 --> 00:18:20,906
I hired this man as a clown.
483
00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:22,716
Look, I'll give your
15 bucks back! I quit!
484
00:18:22,740 --> 00:18:23,896
Who is this pest, Oscar?
485
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:26,196
Oh, hey, that's
my best friend...
486
00:18:26,220 --> 00:18:27,500
No, that's all right.
487
00:18:27,570 --> 00:18:30,400
This pest happens to live here.
488
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:33,420
And this pest hired this clown
489
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,350
to entertain at this pest's
490
00:18:35,410 --> 00:18:36,706
daughter's birthday party.
491
00:18:36,730 --> 00:18:39,440
Surely you
remember children, sir.
492
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:42,110
When you were young,
you used to beat them up.
493
00:18:43,210 --> 00:18:45,346
Hey, that was great, Felix.
494
00:18:45,370 --> 00:18:47,970
Now beat it, will you,
before you become a pest?
495
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,986
All right... I got a full house.
496
00:18:50,010 --> 00:18:52,356
Four ladies, and I win the pot!
497
00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:54,056
Will you come on, entertain!
498
00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:55,780
Oh, all right.
499
00:18:55,850 --> 00:18:58,410
Do your flopsy-mopsy
dance. Do anything! Come on!
500
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:01,966
Yay!
501
00:19:01,990 --> 00:19:03,236
He's going to entertain us!
502
00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:04,406
No vicious kids, hey?
503
00:19:04,430 --> 00:19:06,806
What about that pin
on the back of my head?
504
00:19:06,830 --> 00:19:08,906
They're bored with pin
the tail on the donkey.
505
00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:10,306
Do something else.
Now look, buddy!
506
00:19:10,330 --> 00:19:12,416
You have gotten the
repertoire that you paid for.
507
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,276
Yes, I gave you
the jellybean trick,
508
00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:16,416
I gave you the
flopsy-mop in the park wet.
509
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,986
Kids, have a good time.
We're gonna be right with you.
510
00:19:19,010 --> 00:19:20,586
Why don't you give
them your biggie,
511
00:19:20,610 --> 00:19:21,786
where your shoes explode?
512
00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:24,470
What, with my socks wet?
You want me to burn my feet?
513
00:19:24,550 --> 00:19:26,296
Look, I've given you
all these funny gags.
514
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:28,920
I gave you five rain ad-libs
that didn't cost you a penny.
515
00:19:28,980 --> 00:19:32,200
What kind of clown
are you anyway?
516
00:19:32,270 --> 00:19:35,500
When I was a kid, I
looked up to clowns.
517
00:19:35,570 --> 00:19:37,416
I thought they were
wonderful people.
518
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:38,870
So free!
519
00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:40,886
They did everything for love!
520
00:19:40,910 --> 00:19:44,880
You're the first clown I ever
saw with an adding machine.
521
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:47,680
What is this world coming to?
522
00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:48,916
All right.
523
00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:51,086
All right, don't get
yourself in an uproar.
524
00:19:51,110 --> 00:19:52,916
I'll give you another free bit.
525
00:19:52,940 --> 00:19:55,900
All right, girls,
we're gonna play!
526
00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:57,176
We're gonna play!
527
00:19:58,660 --> 00:20:00,746
We're gonna play. We're
gonna play hide and go seek.
528
00:20:00,770 --> 00:20:02,206
Yay! And I'm it!
529
00:20:02,230 --> 00:20:03,416
Good!
530
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:04,846
Put your heads down, hide 'em.
531
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,216
You too, Mr. Unger! Hide
your head. All right, all right.
532
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,950
Now count to 100 by ones,
and I'll start you off. One.
533
00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:11,156
One. GIRLS: Two.
534
00:20:11,180 --> 00:20:12,316
Louder. Three, four.
535
00:20:12,340 --> 00:20:14,186
Louder! Five, six.
536
00:20:14,210 --> 00:20:15,710
Seven, eight!
537
00:20:15,780 --> 00:20:17,176
Nine, ten!
538
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,770
Jack, Queen, King!
539
00:20:18,830 --> 00:20:20,676
I'm in! What happened?
540
00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:22,176
I don't believe
this is happening.
541
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,616
Oh, I'm supposed to be hiding.
542
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,486
It's all right. Don't
worry about it.
543
00:20:25,510 --> 00:20:27,686
96, 97,
544
00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:30,740
98, 99, 100.
545
00:20:30,810 --> 00:20:33,306
Ready or not, here we come!
546
00:20:33,330 --> 00:20:34,826
I know where Sherman is!
547
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,466
Yes, here he is.
548
00:20:37,490 --> 00:20:39,126
Get him, kids. Get him!
549
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:41,496
He's supposed to
be in there anyway.
550
00:20:42,690 --> 00:20:43,866
I've had it, Oscar!
551
00:20:43,890 --> 00:20:45,666
Come on. Let's get out of here.
552
00:20:47,030 --> 00:20:48,406
You're supposed to be here.
553
00:20:48,430 --> 00:20:51,160
Felix, don't ever relax
554
00:20:51,230 --> 00:20:54,060
'cause if I see you
dozing for one second,
555
00:20:54,140 --> 00:20:55,820
I'm gonna kill you.
556
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:00,400
Children! Children!
557
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:01,880
Don't play in the dirt!
558
00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:04,386
Ew!
559
00:21:04,410 --> 00:21:06,076
Let's play Crazy Eights.
560
00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:07,700
Crazy Eights. Good.
561
00:21:07,770 --> 00:21:08,976
What?
562
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,016
What's... What-What...
What's happening?
563
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,846
We're leaving. We're
gonna play someplace else.
564
00:21:12,870 --> 00:21:14,746
Where? Sherman's
office on Tenth Avenue.
565
00:21:14,770 --> 00:21:16,916
You can have the
whole place to yourself.
566
00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:18,236
You happy? Oh, Oscar!
567
00:21:18,260 --> 00:21:20,310
You're not taking my clown away!
568
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:21,606
He's the big winner!
569
00:21:21,630 --> 00:21:23,096
Uncle Oscar?
570
00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:25,190
Where's Sherman?
571
00:21:26,290 --> 00:21:28,190
Why did Sherman go?
572
00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:32,090
Well, honey, he didn't feel
well, so he had to go home.
573
00:21:33,110 --> 00:21:35,380
Aw. We'll have fun.
574
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,670
We'll have fun. That's...
575
00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:41,196
Come on. There you go.
576
00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:42,996
What are we gonna do?
577
00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:45,026
We're gonna have a
lot of fun, aren't we?
578
00:21:45,050 --> 00:21:46,386
Aren't we? Know what we'll do?
579
00:21:46,410 --> 00:21:48,416
We'll have fun. Ah...
580
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,986
I'll read you a story.
I'll read you a story.
581
00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:53,786
Yeah, yeah. Oh,
now, this is great.
582
00:21:53,810 --> 00:21:55,140
No, no. This is really funny.
583
00:21:55,210 --> 00:21:56,756
Oh! Come on, come on, sit down.
584
00:21:56,780 --> 00:21:58,196
This is really nice.
You'll like this.
585
00:21:58,220 --> 00:21:59,846
You'll like this.
Oh, I don't think so.
586
00:21:59,870 --> 00:22:01,210
No.
587
00:22:01,270 --> 00:22:03,746
"Once upon a time, a
young man went down
588
00:22:03,770 --> 00:22:06,330
to the corner to
mail a letter..."
589
00:22:06,380 --> 00:22:07,660
"And so he learned
590
00:22:07,710 --> 00:22:10,670
that you can't mail a
letter without a stamp."
591
00:22:13,420 --> 00:22:14,556
Isn't that interesting?
592
00:22:14,580 --> 00:22:15,726
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
593
00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:17,096
It's fasc... The
story of stamps.
594
00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:18,826
Beautiful. What do
you want to do now?
595
00:22:18,850 --> 00:22:21,396
I want to go home, Mr. Unger.
Oh, no, but we haven't...
596
00:22:21,420 --> 00:22:22,706
We haven't had our cake yet!
597
00:22:22,730 --> 00:22:24,306
I don't want any
cake. Yes, you do.
598
00:22:24,330 --> 00:22:26,236
Sit up, sit up like
a nice young lady.
599
00:22:26,260 --> 00:22:28,336
The cake's all wet
anyway. It has leaves on it.
600
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,406
I took the leaves off it, honey.
601
00:22:30,430 --> 00:22:32,346
I know what we'll
do. Let's sing songs.
602
00:22:32,370 --> 00:22:33,516
Let's sing songs. No.
603
00:22:33,540 --> 00:22:34,716
Yeah. Let's sing a round.
604
00:22:34,740 --> 00:22:36,646
Do you all know "Row,
Row, Row Your Boat?"
605
00:22:36,670 --> 00:22:38,216
Do you know?
Yeah, let's sing that.
606
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:39,756
We'll have fun.
You'll see. Start.
607
00:22:39,780 --> 00:22:41,916
♪ Row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream ♪
608
00:22:41,940 --> 00:22:44,186
♪ Row, row, row your boat,
gently down the stream... ♪
609
00:22:44,210 --> 00:22:46,780
♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily,
merrily, life is but a dream. ♪
610
00:22:46,850 --> 00:22:48,956
I want to go home! No!
"Row your boat!" Come on!
611
00:22:48,980 --> 00:22:50,726
Me, too. I want to
go home, Mr. Unger.
612
00:22:50,750 --> 00:22:52,226
We're going to have our cake...
613
00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:54,166
This is the worst
birthday party I ever had!
614
00:22:54,190 --> 00:22:55,886
We just want to go
home. Oh, sweetheart.
615
00:22:55,910 --> 00:22:57,480
Ta-da!
616
00:22:57,540 --> 00:22:59,356
Sherman!
617
00:22:59,380 --> 00:23:00,776
Hello, girls!
618
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,806
Hello, girls! I just remembered!
619
00:23:02,830 --> 00:23:04,730
We never sang...
620
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,516
Oscar..."Happy Birthday"
to the birthday girl!
621
00:23:06,540 --> 00:23:07,976
Yeah! Here we go!
622
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,970
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
623
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:12,780
♪ Happy birthday to you... ♪
624
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:14,066
Oscar!
625
00:23:14,090 --> 00:23:16,576
I knew you'd come
back. I knew you knew.
626
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,130
♪ Happy birthday, dear Edna ♪
627
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,506
♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪
We have to have the cake!
628
00:23:20,530 --> 00:23:21,846
We have to have the cake!
629
00:23:21,870 --> 00:23:23,616
Hey, while Felix
is getting the cake,
630
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,446
I'm will do do my
famous mopsy-flopsy.
631
00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:26,986
We saw that.
632
00:23:27,010 --> 00:23:28,146
You saw that one?
633
00:23:28,170 --> 00:23:30,216
How about the famous
handkerchief trick...?
634
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:31,716
We saw that... You saw that one?
635
00:23:31,740 --> 00:23:33,006
How about the jellybean trick?
636
00:23:33,030 --> 00:23:34,926
That's... We saw that.
637
00:23:34,950 --> 00:23:36,086
You saw that. Oh!
638
00:23:36,110 --> 00:23:38,670
Oh, my! You've seen everything.
639
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:49,110
He was right: It is a biggie.
640
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,386
Gin!
641
00:24:02,410 --> 00:24:04,256
How do you gin all the time?
642
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:07,180
Because it's my birthday.
643
00:24:07,230 --> 00:24:08,836
Did you call your
mother? Mm-hmm.
644
00:24:08,860 --> 00:24:11,680
And I told her it was the
best birthday I ever had!
645
00:24:11,730 --> 00:24:13,976
Mmm. I think it's
time you go to bed.
646
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,370
Okay.
647
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:18,840
Thank you, Daddy.
648
00:24:18,910 --> 00:24:20,280
Good night.
649
00:24:20,340 --> 00:24:21,966
And thank you, Uncle Oscar.
650
00:24:21,990 --> 00:24:24,660
There are many things
about you that bug me,
651
00:24:24,730 --> 00:24:26,190
but you're a swell clown,
652
00:24:26,260 --> 00:24:28,306
and I'm glad you're
Daddy's best friend.
653
00:24:28,330 --> 00:24:29,516
Thank you.
654
00:24:29,540 --> 00:24:30,946
You see?
655
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,816
So you lost a couple
of hundred dollars,
656
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,160
but you made a child happy.
657
00:24:37,590 --> 00:24:39,376
Aren't you pleased
with yourself?
658
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,470
Ick!
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