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I'm doing this thing where
I only eat sweet potatoes.
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I tried that.
I gained 30 pounds.
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Loggins and Messina...
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Little help!
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Thanks!
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Even though that took
a long time, I was just peeing.
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Now then, Pritikin,
I'm afraid I have some bad news.
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You might want to sit down.
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Your twin brother, Eric,
has been murdered.
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Is he dead?
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I'm afraid so.
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Sir, I am so sorry.
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But I have to leave early today.
I have a dinner.
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Did you like him?
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He was my only twin.
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What happened?
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The treasure.
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God damn it!
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What is this treasure?
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Is it something from
before my time?
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- Or...?
- I'm as in the dark as you are.
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Forget it.
It's nothing.
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It's just an ancient legend
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that's haunted
my family for years,
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sending us around the globe,
driving us into madness
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in search of
unimaginable riches.
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It's not even worth discussing.
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It is interesting.
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I can sense it.
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2,000 years ago,
my great-great-grandfather,
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Cassius Atkins,
was counsel to Julius Caesar.
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When Caesar's wife gave birth
through a hole in her stomach...
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There wasn't a name
for this yet...
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Cassius gave her a ride
to the hospital,
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and in exchange was given
a great secret.
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The location of
an underground vault,
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containing the accumulated
wealth of the Roman Empire.
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The treasure is a myth, Joe,
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just like the joy of parenthood.
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My father,
and his father before him,
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threw their lives away
looking for it.
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Oh, so that's it then?
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You're just gonna let
your brother's body rot
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in some discount cemetery?
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You don't even want
to find out why?
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The S.D.F.'s time
is more than money.
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It's lives, it's governments.
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And I am not gonna waste
their talents on this.
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Fine. Forget it.
I'll never mention it again.
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Oh, I almost forgot
to give you this.
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We found it on
your brother's body.
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Loggins and Messina...
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Never in my life did I think
I'd be holding this in my hand.
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Look.
It's the next clue.
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Eric, you did it!
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All right. I'll give you time
to think about this.
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Couldn't sleep.
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There's a rattlesnake
in my tent.
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What's it all mean?
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Why are we here?
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Well, no one predicted the
plumbing problems in the van.
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I've got this parasite sucking
away my last good years,
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and now I'm gonna
run around the globe
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searching for some
phantom treasure.
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What about having another child?
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I like you, Scholls,
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but I need a big ass.
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And I mean a big ass.
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I was talking about adopting.
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I've tried and I've tried,
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but no one's too keen on
loaning a baby
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to a 45-year-old man with a worm
eating his insides out.
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I should just throw this thing
in the fire and be done with it.
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Have you tried opening it?
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Of course.
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But maybe I should open it again
just to be sure.
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It's a dry-cleaning ticket.
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"Ready by:
August 4, 1802."
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This the world's oldest
dry-cleaning shop in America.
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This is where Betsy Ross
cleaned the first flag.
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Where Benjamin Franklin
had his kite mended.
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And where Martha Washington
took care
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of George's infamous pit stains.
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Hamilton's vest!
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He never lived to see
how many people
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would take photos of themselves
outside of the theater.
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So much history.
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What did you say
the ticket number was?
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11.
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I can't believe it.
It's Thomas Jefferson's coat.
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That's the next clue!
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Bonjour, Special Division Force!
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Pierre Cardin!
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Thank you for leading me
on the next step
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of what promises to be
a very exciting treasure hunt.
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Ah, ah, ah, ahhh.
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Give me the coat.
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No way.
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Are you crazy?
Just give it to him.
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Au revoir, S.D.F.
Au revoir.
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Damn it!
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It's okay, sir, we'll find him.
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Forget it. It's over.
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Cardin has the clue.
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He has the wrong clue.
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It's not 11. It's I-I,
as in "Invisible Ink."
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A.J., toss me a lemon.
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That's a map of Italy.
I know it.
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Scholls, book us
three coach tickets
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and one first-class ticket.
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We're heading to Rome.
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Welcome to the Roman catacombs.
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I don't like this.
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It's $5 per text
to message America.
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Sir, let go of my hand.
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I'm sorry.
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The Romans would
bury their dead in...
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Bongiorno!
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Bongiorno.
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Welcome to the Catacombs.
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Fire exits are on either end.
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Please, no flash photography.
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There's something over here.
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I don't believe it.
Caesar's tomb.
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My grandfather spent his whole
life searching for this,
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and here it is,
right here in Rome.
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- Here, help me lift it up.
- No! Please!
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The head priest will have my...
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virginity.
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I thought he'd be hotter.
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There's a key in his hand.
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Don't touch,
it's 2,000 years ol...
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You dicks!
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Do you realize what you've done?
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You have just
given me the next clue!
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Pierre Cardin.
Again.
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I certainly hope you are
better at following clues
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than you are at
seeing through disguises.
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I could tell.
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Give me the key
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or I will blast you
back to France.
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- My pants!
- My gun!
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- My Little Pony!
- My God!
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This is madness!
I'm losing my mind!
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Why are we doing this?!
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Forget it.
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The treasure will tear us apart.
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Let's just get the hell
out of here and go home.
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It isn't the key that matters.
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It's the wood
that it's made from.
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Tell me why! I knew to know!
I'm back in!
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Quercus macrocarpa...
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A species of oak tree
that's native only to Montana.
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Find that tree and you'll find
your next clue.
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Pack up, everybody.
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We're heading to whatever state
Montana is in.
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I found something!
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What is this?
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It's a jumble of
odd-shaped pieces
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that can fit together
to form a picture.
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Some people call it a puzzle,
but I can't figure out why.
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Is this the way to the lookout?
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Nice try, Pierre Cardin.
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Oh, my God!
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You shot me.
Someone call 911!
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Hey, there!
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I need backup!
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Send backup!
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- Hi!
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Sir. Sir, sir.
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Merci beaucoup, Monsieur Atkins.
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The treasure is so close,
I can almost taste it.
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Somebody shoot him!
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Shoot him!
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It's Cardin!
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I'm pretty sure!
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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I swore I wouldn't
become obsessed.
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And here I am, like every Atkins
that came before me.
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Broken and hopeless.
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Mission's cancelled.
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I'll see everybody here
tomorrow at 10:00 A.M.
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We're going undercover
at a slaughterhouse,
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so wear old clothes.
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Wait.
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Take a look at this map.
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Name all the states
where we've had mission.
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Let's see...
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Iowa...
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Wyoming...
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Texas...
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Oklahoma, North Dakota...
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Arkansas, Missouri...
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What do all these places
have in common?
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Oh, my God.
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Every state we've visited is
part of the Louisiana Purchase.
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Now, who knows what
the Louisiana Purchase is?
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The acquisition
of land from France
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by Thomas Jefferson in 1803
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that nearly doubled
the territory of the U.S.
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Sorry I'm late.
My dinner ran long.
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Oh, my God.
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The French are trying
to take their land back.
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That's why Cardin
snuck into the country.
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The Romans knew long ago
that land was the only key
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to power,
as well as large armies.
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The French realized too late.
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The treasure is
their former land.
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And they want it back.
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Damn it, if we only
had that puzzle.
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We don't need it.
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Cardin got the puzzle,
but I got the lid.
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2,000 pieces?
Now I'm glad we didn't get it.
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That building look familiar?
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The National Archives
in Washington, D.C.
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That's where America's most
important documents are kept,
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including
the Louisiana Purchase.
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If France gets the deed,
they get the property.
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Is that how land works?
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Yes, that's exactly
how it works.
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Wow.
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Cardin is gonna steal the deed
to the Louisiana Purchase.
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No, he's not.
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We are.
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The deed to
the Louisiana Purchase
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is stored in the National
Archives in Washington, D.C.
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It is kept under state-
of-the-art security measures.
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The vault is protected
by a motion-sensing laser grid,
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biometric denial systems,
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and a 10-inch-thick
steel-plated door
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that can sustain
a 50-megaton nuclear blast.
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Fortunately for us,
there's a luncheon today
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celebrating
the Twentieth Amendment,
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the one that changes
the start date of the president
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from March 4th to January 20th.
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So the guards will
have their hands full.
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And that's when
we make our move.
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But be aware the Pierre Cardin
also has this information
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and will stop at nothing to
capture the deed before we do,
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thus raising the tension.
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Charo, what's your 20?
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Passing through security.
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Is it okay if I don't
put my baby through?
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Go ahead.
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- I'm in.
- I know.
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Have fun.
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Sir, I need eyes and ears.
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Are you a girl?
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Clear this channel.
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This is a law-enforcement
operation.
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Do you wear a bra?
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Yes.
Now clear this channel.
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Sir, what's going on?
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Sorry, I got held up.
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Something's going on
with the shrimp today.
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Cardin, what's your E.T.A?
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5, 10 minutes tops.
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Charo, we got to get past
that biometric denial system.
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Where are we on that thumbprint?
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I'm on it.
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May I take that from you?
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Chief, where you at?
263
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:05,750
I'm almost there.
264
00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:08,480
In position.
265
00:16:08,490 --> 00:16:11,250
Charo, execute.
266
00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:15,160
The pearl is in the river.
267
00:16:19,430 --> 00:16:21,670
The Baptist is in the water.
268
00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:27,370
Atkins just fingered me.
269
00:16:27,370 --> 00:16:28,700
Let's move.
270
00:16:35,510 --> 00:16:37,110
Damn it, Chief.
I need to see what's going on.
271
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,180
You got to tie me
into the security system.
272
00:16:39,180 --> 00:16:40,920
I got a situation here.
273
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:42,950
It is all hands on deck.
274
00:16:45,990 --> 00:16:47,590
Never mind, I got it.
275
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,910
Ahh.
276
00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:16,690
Access denied?
277
00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:17,820
Scholls, what the hell?
278
00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:20,090
I don't understand.
It should work.
279
00:17:20,090 --> 00:17:21,830
Charo, are you sure
you got the right thumb?
280
00:17:21,830 --> 00:17:24,360
No, I got the left thumb.
Isn't that the right thumb?
281
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:25,960
No, the right thumb
is the right thumb.
282
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,230
Damn it.
283
00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:29,630
He's at the door
to the vault room.
284
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:30,630
You got to think of something.
285
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,640
I'm gonna blow it.
286
00:17:45,380 --> 00:17:48,050
I'm in.
Chief, kill the power.
287
00:17:48,050 --> 00:17:51,250
In three, two, one...
288
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,400
Hey, sorry I'm late.
289
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,800
The back door
of the vault was locked
290
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,130
and the locksmith took forever.
291
00:18:03,130 --> 00:18:06,140
Let's get moving.
Cardin's on top of us.
292
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:12,010
Here we go.
Here we go.
293
00:18:12,010 --> 00:18:13,610
The Declaration of Independence.
294
00:18:13,610 --> 00:18:18,350
13 colonies embark on a daring
experiment towards democracy.
295
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:27,420
John Nance Garner's
unpublished memoir?
296
00:18:27,430 --> 00:18:28,620
Wow.
297
00:18:28,630 --> 00:18:30,490
In his first election,
he ran against a woman
298
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,630
who would then become his wife.
299
00:18:32,630 --> 00:18:34,260
This is astounding.
300
00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,370
Oh, here it is.
301
00:18:38,370 --> 00:18:41,510
Here it is.
The Louisiana Purchase.
302
00:18:41,510 --> 00:18:43,310
Wow.
This was a bad deal.
303
00:18:43,310 --> 00:18:45,640
Okay, let's get out of here
before Cardin shows up.
304
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:55,550
It's over, Tribeca.
C'est fini.
305
00:18:58,520 --> 00:18:59,860
Everybody freeze.
306
00:18:59,860 --> 00:19:03,190
For the first time in my life,
sir, I'm glad to see you.
307
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,130
I'm glad to see
you too, Tribeca.
308
00:19:05,130 --> 00:19:07,930
Now arrest her,
and her little son too.
309
00:19:07,930 --> 00:19:09,930
What? What are you
talking about?
310
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,670
Cardin's right there.
Grab him.
311
00:19:11,670 --> 00:19:14,140
Pierre is a French diplomat.
He has diplomatic immunity.
312
00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:16,540
You're wrong!
He's French Intelligence.
313
00:19:16,540 --> 00:19:19,410
And he's trying to steal
the Louisiana Purchase.
314
00:19:19,410 --> 00:19:20,880
Well, that's an
interesting analysis
315
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,410
coming from someone holding
the Louisiana Purchase.
316
00:19:23,420 --> 00:19:26,580
After having illegally broken
into the National Archives.
317
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:31,360
Mom?
318
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:32,690
It's a setup.
319
00:19:32,690 --> 00:19:35,020
I knew you were a crook
the minute you threw me in jail.
320
00:19:35,030 --> 00:19:38,130
Are you insane?
It's eight against two.
321
00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:45,440
Make that eight against six.
322
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:47,270
Make that nine against five.
323
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:50,570
I still like our odds.
324
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:52,780
That goes double for me.
325
00:19:52,780 --> 00:19:55,110
I'm afraid it's 12 against 2.
326
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:57,580
Sir?
What the hell is going on?
327
00:19:57,580 --> 00:19:58,710
It's over, Tribeca.
328
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:02,250
Put your weapon down
and drop the Purchase.
329
00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:05,120
It's 13 against one, sir.
A.J.'s with us.
330
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,320
Right, honey?
331
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:08,720
Actually, I'm with her.
332
00:20:08,730 --> 00:20:09,790
And her.
333
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,130
It doesn't matter.
334
00:20:11,130 --> 00:20:16,000
Drop your weapons
and give us the Purchase.
335
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,140
Gladly.
336
00:20:19,140 --> 00:20:25,010
Nooooo!
337
00:20:38,490 --> 00:20:39,960
Cardin is gone!
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