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I really don't have
a choice here.

Jack, I --
I don't know what to say.

Uh, I'm sorry?

You know, I got to tell you...

Worst date ever.

Ohh! Oh, yeah.

Is that my keyboard?

Dan, I'm pretty sure the
taxpayers buy those computers

So you can solve crimes
on them.

I'll tell you, it's a crime
how much my back itches.

So, Jacko, what kind of punks
are we busting today?

Uh, the kind that throw rocks
through house windows.

Sounds promising.

Yeah, it sounds like vandalism.

Hey, listen,
I got to get back to court.

Thank you for helping me
with these arrest reports.

And tomorrow, don't forget.

Rangers/yanks game.
Don't be late.

It's gonna be awesome.

I'll be there.
First round's on me.

Cool, man.

So, jacquelyn,
tell me something.

Uh, after she took your manhood,
where'd she put it --

Like, in a jar someplace?

Are you implying
that I am no longer a man

Because I'm going out
with Liz and her friends?

Jack, she said goodbye
and punched you in the arm.

I mean, come on.

The only place a woman should
punch a man is in the face.

Okay. There's a story there,
and I'm not asking what it is.

Jack, you don't
do something with a girl

You do with your friends.

It sends the wrong message.

And that message would be
that I am also, in fact,

One of her friends?
Yeah, exactly. A "friend."

No longer a sexual threat.

Not long before you're just
another one of the girls.

So, watching baseball
at a sports bar

Makes me a girl?

Exactly.

A scared, helpless little girl.

We found this rock
on the floor.

So, did you know of anyone

Who would've wanted to do this?

Ex-boyfriend?
Those angry neighbors perhaps?

No idea.

Okay, I want you young ladies
to think hard.

First, it's just a small rock
coming through the window.

Then it's a bigger one.

Next thing you know,
find a guy hiding in your closet

With a camcorder
and a bottle of scotch.

Dan!

Uh, j-just to be clear,
ladies,

That scenario seems
highly unlikely here.

Uh, w-when
did this happen?

Uh, about 11:30
last night.

Sarah and I were in her bed
watching a movie,

And then there was
a really loud crash.

You were both in bed, together?

I have to see exactly
what was going on

When this rock came flying
through the window. Come on.

Um, how is that
supposed to help?

Sometimes to crack a case,
it's helpful

To see the crime from
the victims' point of view.

Would you describe it
as snuggling,

Or was it more like spooning?

No, Detective,
I already told you.

We were watching a movie. We're just roommates.
Yeah, of course you are.

We are.

No, uh-huh.
I-I know.

We took your statement.
That should be enough for now.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no. We're gonna
follow through with this.

Vanessa, I want you
to go back with me, okay?

Now, you and Sarah --
you're lying here.

You're watching
your movie, whatever.

Say Sarah needs
some baby lotion.

Reaches over you to get a little
squirt right there, and...

Boom!

Jack, get in here. Look.

Not getting into a bed
you're already in, Dan.

Look!
Out the window!

Broken street lamps.

Well, whoever broke those
probably broke your window, too.

Mmm.
Vanilla almond. That's nice.

Wow, Dan, somehow, climbing
into bed with the victim

Leads to some pretty solid
police work.

Who would want
to break street lights?

Someone who didn't want anyone
to see what they were doing.

Well, I'm aiming for 30 cars,

But there's no guarantee
I'll hit that mark.

Now, the ship
taking them overseas

Leaves out of Baton Rouge
in two days, so the cars

Have to be on a train
out of Dallas tomorrow night.

If they're not,
I'm in a real bind.

I can hardly take stolen cars
through customs, now, can I?

Right. Cheers.

Here's your cash, guvernor.

Straight to voicemail again.

I imagine she's just busy.

I really love this girl, you
know, but she's driving me mad.

She never answers the phone,

Takes her sweet time
returning my calls.

You don't think she's seeing someone
else behind my back, do you?

With all due respect, sir,
perhaps if you could learn

To fully put your trust
in someone else,

You'll find your relationships
more fulfilling.

It's funny -- I didn't realize
you had a second career

As a bloody advice columnist!

And we're late.
Where's my gun?

I trust you'll feel better
once all these cars

Are on that train, eh?

I'm sorry, you guys. Our
trains ain't running no more.

Uh, we had a deal. You and your lot
were supposed to put our cars --

Well, maybe you can appreciate
my situation, then, all right?

My boss got pinched yesterday.

They found a bunch of coke

In -- in one of our shipping
containers...Allegedly.

I wish there was something
I could do.

I know this might be
bad timing, but...

I was just wondering
if maybe I can get my $20,000.

I beg your pardon?
Well, now, you still have that warehouse

Over there for storage,
and I was the one who found it.

All I'm saying here,
my u.K. Brothers,

It was not easy finding a place
no one else knows about.

I did my job.

I should get
my half of the cash.

So, what you're saying is,

Finding a place this remote
and out of the way,

That was difficult for you.

Unbelievably difficult.

Look, I just figure I deserve
something for my efforts.

Yes, you do.

Take our friend, Bill

To some other place
that no one knows about.

And she still hasn't called!

Probably shagging some
other bloke. I just know it.

Nigel, is it possible
you're acting a tad bit...

Jealous!
You got to make Liz jealous.

First thing you got to do

Is you got to cancel
this girls' night out.

Oh, uh, Detective, uh, Joyce,
can -- can we just talk --

Oh, guys, I'm sorry.
There's nothing else I can do.

We can't provide you with
the resources you requested.

You're the organized crime
task force.

Crime doesn't get
any more organized than this.

More organized than kids throwing
rocks through street lamps?

Okay, look.
Hear us out, okay?

Now, we looked
into the neighborhoods

With, uh, broken street lamps,

And we noticed
a crazy pattern --

Stolen vintage American cars

In almost all
of these neighborhoods.

I mean,
white rock, Shady grove.

An established crew wouldn't
go after old American cars.

There's no market for them.

Well, maybe not here,
but we did some research,

And there's a huge demand
for them

In Europe and parts of China.

All we want is a bait car
to see if we're on to something.

I wish I could help.
I do.

Thanks again for your report.

I'll make sure lieutenant Orman

Takes another look
in the next week or two.

Week or two? Give me
a day or two with a bait car,

I'll bust these auto banditos.

If, uh, anything else comes up
on this, Detective Bailey,

Feel free to call me directly.

Holy mother.

Did you s--

Kristen was all, like,
ooh, on your arm.

Man, you got to get on that.

Well, first off,
it's "Kiersten."

And, second,
she barely touched my arm.

It was more incidental,
at least.

No, man, come on.
That's incidental.

This is like, ooh.
That's a sign. Come on.

It's like, "Jack, I want
to climb your beanstalk."

You think it's a sign
when the checkout lady

Asks you for paper or plastic.

I know a sign when I see one.
She's nibblin'.

You got to yank the rod,
hook her, dude.

Liz will go nuts.

Okay, look, I'm more focused
on the fact

That the crime task force
is using our report

To line their trash cans, okay?

Wait a minute.
Huh?

I got an idea.
What?

Come with me.
Where we going?

Well, you're the one
who's saying

That we always got to
improvise, right?

Hell yeah!

Hell no!

It's American.
It's vintage.

It's mine!
Well, we'll be careful.

We'll put a tracking device
in it. We'll let them steal it.

And we'll trace the signal.
We'll catch the bad guys.

It's a piece of cake.

How about I let them steal you?

Or how about
something you love?

Your hair gel?
Your mother?!

Look, Dan, are you really
gonna let the bad guys go

Because you're worried
about your car?

Come on!

I thought you were
all about busting punks.

I have heard tell if you love
something, set it free...

And then track it down.

Okay, I'm in.

Good!

Okay, now all we got to do

Is get our hands
on a tracking device.

From the department? After
the task force shut us down?

Not gonna happen.

I got an idea of where
we could get one.

Come on, y-you want to
lock me in the trunk of your car

Till somebody steals it?
Julius --

No, "Julius," nothing, man.

I can't believe I came
all the way out here for this.

I mean, you just said
you needed one little favor.

We need the tracky thingy.

You know me -- if I could
hack your leg off, I would.

Come on, stark.

Give me one good reason
why I'd ever consider

Doing this, man.

I'll give you one.

You aid us
in this investigation,

We'll get the tracking device
removed.

You got a girlfriend
in Jamaica, right?

Bet you haven't seen her
in a while.

You help us out, you can legally
leave the country again.

Y'all can do that, for real?

Well, I'm sure the two of us
can figure something out...

Off the books.

No doubt.

And where y'all
gonna be exactly?

Just right around there,
out of sight,

But we'll be keeping track
of you with this.

See that blinking dot?
That's you.

That's me right there?

You look good.

We got your back.

Ohh.

Man, this is crazy,
but all right.

Okay.
All right.

Hey, you know what,
I wanted you to have --

Just so you'd be comfortable.

Here's some snacks...

Thank you.
...Some water.

Hey, if you start
to lose consciousness,

There's a release right there.

You'll want to know
where that is.

Okay.
Okay?

All right, look, man,
y'all really --

I'm claustrophobic, man.
I don't like small spaces.

Don't leave me in here
that long.

Okay.

Finally.
Where the hell you been?

Ohh.
Took forever.

Sandwich shop.
There was a line.

Oh, man, I'm starving.

Has the little
blinking light moved?

Uh...No.

Dan, what are you looking at?

Playing with the computer machine,
seeing if I could work it.

You know, they're --
they're handier than I thought.

You know, you really should not
be looking at this sort of thing

On a district computer.

It's the most natural thing
in the world.

God.

I was only gone for 30 minutes.

How many windows
did you open up?

I don't know what that means.

Oh.

Dan, it's been infected
with a virus.

Computers can't get sick.

Yes, they do, Dan.
The computer's frozen.

Well, which is it?
Is it sick or is it cold?

It's broken.

Julius! My car!

If those bastards
put a scratch on my car...

Or on the guy in the trunk.

We got to get some medicine
for the computer machine!

Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

Fix that damn thing yet?

Almost! Almost!

Come on.

Do they ever work?

They do when
you don't break them, Dan.

Okay, here they are.
Here they are.

They're --
they're three miles away.

Just keep heading South on McKinney.
McKinney.

Hang on, baby.
Daddy's comin'!

Daddy's comin'.

All right, on three.

Uno, dos, tres.

Get 'em up! Police! Police!

Julius?

I should've never
listened to y'all!

Hey, buddy. Sorry.

W-w-we had some technical
difficulties, okay?

But, look, you know, we're --

We're really glad
to see that you're okay.

Where the hell is my car?!

Is he serious?

Man, I-I've been
in this stinking-ass trunk

I don't know how long.

I-I'm listening
to some scary-sounding

English car thieves,
and I'm thinking, "great.

"I'm about to get killed,

And it's not even an American
that's gonna kill me."

What kind of English?

Keith Richards English
or Elton John English?

You know what, I didn't stick
around long enough to have tea.

You don't know
what I've been through.

Aah!

I know that you're cold.
I-I know that you're angry.

And y-you have every right
to be, but right now...

We need you to take us
to where they took Dan's car.

I want this damn thing
off of my ankle tomorrow.

I will find you!

Yep.
This is the place.

If you check that fence
over there,

You'll find pieces
of my arm on it.

My baby's in that building.
We got to roll.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Hold on. Hold on.

What?

What are you doing?
What, are you writing a book?

Who the hell you think
you are -- mariel Hemingway?

We got bad guys down there.

I'm taking down the license
plate numbers on those cars,

Give them to
the organized crime task force.

Come on! You mean, w-we're
not gonna do this thing

Right here, right now?

No, not without a warrant,
we're not, no.

We don't see your car,

We don't know if those cars
have been stolen.

And if Julius is right,

These guys sound like
they're armed and dangerous.

Well, it's simple.

We got a car carrier...

You need a car carrier.

So we want $400,000 to move
your cars to Baton Rouge.

Anything less than that's
gonna be considered an insult.

Well, forgive me
for insulting you, Mr. Mackey,

And I certainly
do respect your position,

As illustrated by your shotgun,

But if you're still
not inclined to renegotiate

A more reasonable
asking price...

May I offer an incentive?
Alec.

I believe you mean this, sir.

Well, I respect
your position, too,

But if you ain't inclined

To meet our more than reasonable
asking price,

Then maybe we could offer
our own incentive

To help you rethink
your incentive system deal.

That's you, man.
Oh.

Hmm.

I see.

Won't be a moment.

Hello, darling.

I've been absolutely dying
to hear from you.

Well, working late
is one thing,

But you could at least pick up
a phone and call ba--

What?
Well, how on earth could --

Yeah, no,
you're absolutely right.

I-I-I'm very, very glad
that you called.

I'm very, very glad. Yes.

Uh, you know I love you, right?

Well, you, uh...

Twisted my arm with your
impressive negotiating skills.

We'll do it for $400,000.
Come on.

Told ya!

You do know that
you're only supposed to eat

The part
in the middle, right --

You know, the peanutty part?

Shell's
the most nutritious part.

You know that the Shell
is like 80% cellulose?

That means that essentially
you're eating tree bark.

Salty, delicious tree bark.

Enjoy.

Well -- but --

Peanut shells are what they use
to make drywall, Dan.

Drywall.

Oh. Kiersten. Hey.

I have good news, detectives.
We ran those plates.

And every single one
of those cars was stolen.

What the hell we waiting for?

Let's go bust some punks!

We have to wait for lieutenant
Orman to sign the warrant,

Then the task force
will lead the raid.

You're more than welcome
to come and observe.

Observe.

That's right, Detective stark.

I hope that's not a problem.

No, I love a field trip.

By the way, how did you find
this warehouse?

You didn't have a bait car,
department resources.

We locked our snitch
in my trunk.

Ha ha ha ha! Ha!
That's a good one.

No, uh, we just followed
some solid leads.

I mean, it was luck, really.

Well, I'm glad you did.

Gives us an excuse
to work together, right?

Right. Right.

Okay. Bye.

Bye.

What is your freaking problem?

Kristen is offering herself
up to you on a platter.

It's like this woman
is in heat.

Dan, her name is kiersten.

Hey, man, doesn't matter
what her name is.

You're never gonna
see her naked.

I know I won't.

Jack, can I, um,
ask you something?

In private?

She asked you out?
Yeah.

Wow!

So, are you embarrassed?

It's kind of the man's job.

Actually, Dan, I'm kind of
looking forward to it.

Tonight should be
a fantastic evening.

You're going out
with her tonight?

Yeah. Why?
Is that a problem?

No.

No, no.

No, it's fine.
You -- you have fun.

Why do I get
the sneaking suspicion

That I've somehow
made you jealous?

We should be
going out tonight!

You don't celebrate a bust
with your lady friend.

You celebrate it
with your partner.

You do realize that
we are not life partners.

You know what Frank and me
used to do to celebrate a bust?

Oysters and beer.

I-it was fascinating.

You didn't know what was gonna
make you puke first.

You try taking that kind
of journey with kristen.

It's Kiersten.

And I'd like to come up with
plans that don't involve vomit.

What about the other thing
I told you before?

Or getting punched
in the face, either.

...You all get out of there
in one piece.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

All right, gentlemen.

Whatever hell on earth we find

On the other se of that door...

Let's remember one thing.

Protect...

The gray trans am.

You think I'm kidding?

Then let's roll.

Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!

Move it! Move it! Move it!

Where the hell are they?

It's like they knew
we were coming.

How's that possible?

Won't be a moment.

Hello, darling.

I've been absolutely dying
to hear fr you.

Nigel, I'm still at work.

Well, working late
is one thing,

But you could at least pick up
a phone and call ba--

They found your warehouse.

What?
Well, how on earth could --

It doesn't matter how.

You got to move
your cars now, okay?

Yeah, no,
you're absolutely right.

I-I-I'm very, very glad
that you called.

I'm very glad that you called.

Uh, you know I love you, right?

I love you, too, baby.

Someone told them we were coming.
Since Julius is a convicted criminal

Who was trapped in a trunk,

He's the leading candidate,
and we need to track him down

And ask him some questions.
Track him?

You know what, I already got
his -- his tracky thingy.

It's right here.
I pulled some strings.

Pulled some strings?
What are you --

Yeah, you know Earl,
his probation officer

With the oily hair
and the tooth?

Yeah, uh, yeah, yeah.
Okay, yeah.

I'll take care of it.

Guys, we found your car.

You what?

That's -- that's
real funny, Hodges.

Hey, your father called.
He wants his seed back.

Talk to me, baby.

Tell me where you are.

I just don't understand

Why you insist on having dinner
with this Jack chap.

Because he and his partner
are wild cards.

I denied their request
for a bait car,

But they found
the warehouse anyway.

I want to know how they did it without
going through the proper channels,

And they're not telling me
the whole story.

Are you doing this for me or
because you fancy this chap?

Oh, my God, Nigel.

I-I thought
you'd be happy about this.

You know, this jealousy thing
is getting really out of hand.

Yes, you're --
you're right.

I'm sorry, darling.

Could you make it a lunch
instead of a dinner, though?

Will that make you happy?

Yes.

Pardon me, Nigel.
Sorry.

When I'm finished with the cars,
shall I give this place

A little bit of a scrubbing,
as well?

No, leave it.

No point
in cleaning up one mess

When we're making
another one...

As soon as those wankers
with the car carriers arrive.

I mean, we're letting other
nations just Rob us blind.

Factories, plants,
call centers, you name it.

You know who the number-one
exporter is of American flags?

Uh, America?

Yeah, you'd think so, right?

China.

Korea's right there, too.

Then in walks
this fancy british feller

Stealing all these vintage cars
made here in the U.S. Of a.

It just ain't right.

We should be the one
with all them cars.

I don't know.
We couldn't sell them here.

So we'd have to chop them up

And find the buyers
who want the parts.

It'd be a whole lot of work.

You're not listening
to what I'm saying here.

What I'm saying is this --

Is that if anybody
is gonna make money

Off of stolen American cars,
it should be Americans.

Made in America,
stoled in America,

Chopped in America.

Not to mention
we'd still be taking

That $400,000 U.S.

What do you say about that?

I think it sounds like
the patriotic thing to do.

I'm starving.
You want to go jam a burrito?

I would, but I actually just got
a text from, uh, Kiersten.

She forgot that she's got
dinner plans tonight,

So she asked if, uh, you know,
we could have lunch.

Today? You're having
your date now?

Actually,
you want you know what,

I-I-I should cancel
'cause, I mean, we're busy.

We got to go find Julius.

No, no, no, no, no, no.
I-I-I can handle Julius.

I think you should --

You should go
on your date, Jack.

You got a date, Jack?

Uh, well, no, I mean, it's
really just a lunch, really.

It's with, uh, kristen,

That smoking-hot chick
from the task force.

She is in heat for Jack.
Mating season.

Wait, you mean Kiersten?
Kristen, yeah.

Kiersten, the -- wow.
She's...Beautiful.

Hmm.

Jack, you should really...
Get on that.

Uh, good job. I'm --

I'm real happy for you.

Whoa. I'm s--
what?

You're doing something
with your mouth. Are --

What?
It's like -- are --

Are you jealous?

Don't be ridiculous.
I'm not jealous.

You're looking
pretty jealous, Liz.

I'm not jealous!

Oh, my...

Listen to this advice.

Put on that cute smile
that you do

That all the girls love,
and, uh, be yourself,

And if she's got half a brain
in her pretty head,

She will take her lunch to go
and rip off all your clothes,

And I will not be
one bit jealous.

Amen.

Okay.

Thanks for the tip, Liz.
Mm-hmm.

I'm so glad we had this talk.

Come on, bring it in.
Bring it in.

Come on. Group hug.
I'm sitting -- no.

I'll sit this one out.
Okay.

More Jacko for me.
Come here.

Give it to me. Mmm.
Uh, okay. Okay.

You want to know what?
You just lifted my car keys.

Yeah, I did.

I'll drop you
at your flesh wrestle.

I just got to go pick up Julius.
I don't have a car.

No. Absolutely not.

Look, fool me once, fool me
twice, however many times --

Man, I am not getting
back in another damn trunk

Of another damn car.

Look, j-bone, calm down.
What?!

I know you were
traumatized yesterday.

I just think if we re-create
the situation,

It may jar loose
some memories --

Where they're going,
what they're doing, anything.

No. No.

Come on, my brother.

I thought we had a deal.

I thought we were
gonna help each other.

Man, we did help each other out.
No, I helped you.

Did I get that tracky thingy
off your ankle? Yes, I did.

Did we bust
some car-thief punks

And get back my bad-ass ride?
No, we did not.

Sounds to me like
a "quid pro no quo."

I want my quo.

Alright. Fine.

I'll re-create the situation
of getting in your damn trunk.

You said these characters
were English.

Could you translate
anything they were saying?

They were
speaking English, Dan.

I know they speak English.
I just can't understand

A damn thing they say
unless they're singing.

Were they singing?

No, man, they wasn't singing.
They was, like --

They was talking about
trains and shipping cars

And oversea buyers, man.

One dude kept yapping
about his girlfriend.

Did you get any names?

Dude with the girlfriend's
name was, uh, niles.

And I think the girl's name
was, uh, kristen.

Kristen? Yeah.
Man, what does this help?

Man, what,
you gonna put an a.P.B. Out

For all the Kristens in Dallas?

That's the name of the smoking-hot
chick on the task force.

That's it!

That's how they knew
we were coming.

Jack!
No, no!

Let me -- yo!

Oh, I'm -- geez!
Let me ride with you!

That's a terrible idea, Nigel.

If I bring Jack to you,
my cover will be blown.

Not if we kill him.

Nigel, baby, you would
never want to kill a cop

If you didn't have
some delusional idea

That there was something
going on between him and I.

Is there something going on
between the two of you? No.

Well, then, it shouldn't
be a problem. See you soon.

Hi.
I -- uh.

I, uh, hope you like calamari.

I ordered it as an appetizer.

Actually, um, I know
this might sound crazy,

But, uh, do you want
to get out of here?

Uh, yeah, sure.
Any place you had in mind?

How far away do you live?

Uh, well, not far.
Not far.

Jack! Jack!

There's something
you need to know about kristen!

Okay, Jack!
Holster that weapon!

I'm coming in!

Holy...

Jack?!

Okay. Here we are.

Home. My home.

Uh, let's see,

You'll probably be wanting
a grand tour, yeah?

Let's just start
with the couch.

Okay.
Yes, we can do that.

The couch is, uh --

Okay, well, uh, the couch
is in the living room.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Mmm. Mmm.

Liz was right.

What?

Uh, nothing, nothing.
Don't worry about it. It's okay.

Ohh. Couch.

Oh. Good couch.

Oh, oh, hey, uh, watch --
watch my weapon.

Mm-hmm.

Mmm. Okay.

Okay, we should go
to another room.

Kiersten, what are you...

Sorry about
the mixed signals, but...

I need you
to meet my boyfriend.

You have a boyfriend?

Yeah. His name is Nigel.

I think you two are gonna
not hit it off.

The car thieves.
You told them we were coming.

Hmm.

Now, normally I don't
bring out the handcuffs

This early in the relationship,

But, uh, well, you understand.

Put these on, Jack.

Nice and slow.

Ugh!

Okay. Okay.

You got me, Jack.

Aah!

Ahh!

Sorry, Jack.

You and I are gonna
go for a ride.

If the idea is to keep them
from coming after us,

What's the difference
between killing them

And just shooting them
in the legs?

Because in that scenario,

The british guys
don't end up dead.

What, you think
our founding fathers won

By aiming for the legs?

I just --

I ain't ever
killed anyone before.

What if I can't?

It's simple, man. You just shoot
them in the back of the head.

Do you realize in about 2015,

There's gonna be more mexican
restaurants in this country

Than there are
American restaurants?

I like tacos.

So do I,
but that ain't the point.

We're fighting for
our country here, man.

What if they're looking at me?

Do I shoot them
in the front of the head?

The front of the head
is also called the face.

And, yeah, the front of the head
is a kill shot, too.

Come on.

Are you crazy? You're
kidnapping a police officer.

Whoo!
Knock yourself out, cowboy.

But let me warn you --
after you break those handcuffs,

You're gonna need to chew
your way through the door.

So you probably want
to hurry it up.

You're making a big mistake.

Whoo-hoo!

Jack's in trouble.

Kristen is a dirty cop...
And not in a good way.

It's just you and me.

No, it's not, man --
look, I have already done

More than enough for you, okay?

Just call for backup, and
then you drive my ass home.

I got no one else I can trust.

It's -- it's you and me,
my brother.

Come on, we got --

We got to prove that this
kristen chick is a mole.

And can you please
stop saying "we"? Please.

Detectives stark and Bailey.

Stark and Bailey.
What's your 20?

Detective stark here.

Detective stark, are you aware
that your c.I. Julius Grant's

Ankle tracking device
was deactivated

And then reactivated?

Wait, you're --
reactivated?

Why was it deactivated?

I don't know. Crime.
I -- I got to go.

Why the hell
is your ankle tracky thingy

Beeping all of a sudden?

Whoo!
Knock yourself out, cowboy.

But let me warn you --
after you break those handcuffs,

You're gonna need to chew
your way through the door.

So you probably want
to hurry it up.

You're making a big mistake.

Ooh-hoo. Quit.

The beeping -- the beeping
has got to be Jack.

Hello, handsome.

Took you long enough,
didn't it?

Ah.

It's always lovely
to meet another member

Of Dallas' finest.

Pity we missed each other
when you raided my warehouse.

You know, you caused me
quite a headache.

Do you realize
how difficult it was

To find this dump
at such short notice?

Not to mention the fact

That it's making my cars
absolutely filthy.

Okay, well, okay, look, look.
You don't want to do this.

You don't want to kill
a police officer.

People I work with,
the entire department,

They're gonna
be looking for you.

I'm afraid you're wrong
about that, mate.

Ah, well, I'm really wishing

I didn't take you
back to my place. Ha!

You went back to his place?

It was the only way I could
get his gun off of him.

That wasn't part of the plan.

Oh, you're a really lucky man.

You know,
she's very good at her job.

Ohh!

Did you sleep with him?!

No, of course not!

She's slept with half
the Dallas police department.

I mean, everybody
knows about her.

Let me guess --
she's always "working late"?

Huh?
Shut the hell up.

That's not true.

Is that why you never
answer your cellphone?

No, I never answer my phone
because I'm working at my job

As a police officer.

Okay, hey, you want to know
what? Believe what you want.

Okay? But she is
a fantastic liar.

I mean, she fooled me.

Shut the hell up, Jack!

Nigel, baby...

Do you know how much I've
sacrificed to be with you?

I would never be unfaithful.

Why don't I believe you?

Because you're
insanely jealous.

Let's just
kill them both, Alec.

Sorry about this, Kiersten.

It'd be easier
if you don't put up a fight.

Nigel, this is ridiculous!

As ridiculous

As you shagging
half the cops in the city?

Any more tricks up your sleeve?

I sure hope so.

Why won't this damn thing work?

Come on, you stupid bastard.

Is it go time?
Is it go time? Huh?

Oh. This is crazy.

Uh, I'll quit my job.
We'll spend more time together.

Yeah, you should definitely
quit your job.

No, Kiersten.
This has been festering

In our relationship
for quite a while now.

You know, sometimes
the only thing to do

Is to just get it all
out in the open.

Nigel, I wonder if maybe
you're being a bit rash.

Aah!

Alec!

Sorry to interrupt!

Who the hell are these guys?

I think they're supposed to
be the drivers.

But I believe you got
$400,000 for us.

And there's been
a change of plans.

It's another
sort of border patrol.

Ain't none of these
American cars leaving America.

You think
you're smarter than me?!

Huh?! Do you?!

Do you?!
Hey, Dan. Dan!

Come on! Come on!
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Come on.
I got to get packed.

Come on!
Yeah! I got it!

Tell me where my partner is!

Get that gun.

I do believe...

This is what you call
an incentive.

I suppose you'll
be wanting the keys.

Go on, Nigel.

Come on, Dan.
What's taking so long?

Stupid!

Mind-freak robot!

It's like you're thinking
my thoughts!

It's like you're in my head!
I can't take it!

You're freaking me out!

Hey, whoa, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.

Okay?
I'm freaking out!

Can I -- let me just -- can I do this?
I'm freaking out!

Let me just try --

Freaking out!

Okay. Hey. Hey!

You got it going?
Yes. All right.

Nice.

W, it's just --

Okay, it's a simple
tracking program, all right?

You follow the --
the coordinates.

Good work, Julius.

Wow, it's like you're the
computer-machine whisperer.

Well, uh, let's roll.

Tell me where my partner is.

That's not gonna work. Okay, listen.
Just -- tell me where!

Give it here. All right, look,
go 30 East to Westmoreland.

For the last time,
I don't have your $400,000!

I had no intention
of following through

On that ludicrous deal
that we made.

I was gonna kill you
and steal your car carrier.

I knew I couldn't trust you the
second I heard that funny accent.

Oh, don't get
all high and mighty.

You're the one who's
standing there with a shotgun

About to kill me
and steal the cars I stole.

Give me whatever money
you got on you. Let's go.

It's a little tricky, isn't it?

Because you shot the guy
who handles my accounts.

Who the hell are they?
She was my --

Actually they're both
Dallas police officers.

You got to be kidding me, man!

Let's talk.
You know, figure something out.

You can kill the others,
but if you let me live,

You'll have a cop working
for you on the inside --

A cop no one else knows about.

Listen, sister...

There is no one here
that appreciates

What you do for the country
more than I do.

But I cannot risk letting you
walk out of here alive.

Please.
You don't have to do this.

I don't really have
a choice here.

Jack, I don't know what to say.
Uh, I'm sorry?

You know, I got to tell you...

Worst date ever.

Is that my car?

...A cop
no one else knows about.

Hey, hey, you got an extra gun?

No, no.
You've done enough.

Time for you to get out of here.
No, wait, wait.

You go have fun in Jamaica.

Wait, you can't do this alone, man.

You -- you're gonna get
your ass shot off, Dan.

We need a distraction.

I think I finally figured out
how to use a computer machine.

Is that my car?

Freeze! Police!

You remember what I said
about them british fellers?

You mean about
aiming for the head?

Yep. That applies
in this case, too.

Hey, your girlfriend's
making a run for it!

Not my girlfriend!

That's a shame.
That's a true American classic.

How could you do this?

I really thought
we h something.

Kristen, love.
We can work this out.

My name's Kiersten.

This one's out of bullets.

That means
it's time for us to go.

Come on. Come on.

My baby!

Handcuffs, huh?
Yeah, and she punched me in the face!

My kind of woman!

You don't mess
with a man's ride.

Son of a bitch!

No offense, Jack,

But you're not getting
a good-night kiss.

Freeze! Police!

Well, I-I mean,

He's -- he's the police.
I'm just helping out.

We did it, partner.

The trans am is safe.

Yeah, me too.

I just shot him in the leg.
I don't want to go to jail.

You make me sick.

Jack Bailey,
that has to qualify

As the worst first date
in the history of first dates.

Yeah, you're right about that.

Boy, you got here in a hurry.

That's what people do when
their friends are kidnapped.

By a girl.

It doesn't make any difference
to me that she's a girl.

But, no, you know what does
make a difference to me?

She was a hot girl.

Detective stark,

Can I have five minutes alone
with Jack Bailey, please?

You all right?
Yeah.

I'm glad you're okay.

Thanks, Liz.

And I have a small
confession to make.

I was maybe, earlier,

Just marginally jealous.

You were? Huh.
I was.

I guess I saw something
in your eyes

I haven't seen since us.

Well, you, uh, you did say

Some awfully nice things
about me.

Yeah, well, don't let it
go to your head. Okay.

Hey, listen, I was thinking
it's not too late

To catch a few innings
of that rangers game.

If you want to, I could grab us
some seats up or something.

I don't know.
What do you think?

Uh...

Yeah, uh, you know, I mean,
that's a tempting offer,

But Dan and I, we sort of have
a tradition after a big bust.

Oh. Okay.
Maybe some other time.

Mm-hmm.
Hmm?

Mm-hmm.
Okay.

So...

Oysters and beer?

Until we puke.

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