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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,100 --> 00:00:08,034 I brought it up with Cappie. 2 00:00:08,069 --> 00:00:09,169 Well, you have to live your own life. 3 00:00:09,203 --> 00:00:11,237 You have to go after what you want 4 00:00:11,272 --> 00:00:12,339 and not worry about him. 5 00:00:12,373 --> 00:00:14,007 I'm just not sure I'm ready to graduate. 6 00:00:14,041 --> 00:00:15,442 So what about you and Casey? 7 00:00:15,476 --> 00:00:17,377 If she gets into CRU Law, then it won't be an issue. 8 00:00:17,411 --> 00:00:19,212 - And if she doesn't? - I don't really know. 9 00:00:19,246 --> 00:00:20,780 I'm sorry I tried to change you. 10 00:00:20,815 --> 00:00:23,516 - What about graduation? - We'll worry about that in May. 11 00:00:23,551 --> 00:00:24,951 [Rusty] Dana inspires me. 12 00:00:24,986 --> 00:00:27,354 Do you need to talk to me about anything else? 13 00:00:27,388 --> 00:00:29,222 I've been thinking. I enjoy our time together, 14 00:00:29,256 --> 00:00:30,390 but I don'twant. 15 00:00:31,325 --> 00:00:33,426 No. Sorry. 16 00:00:33,461 --> 00:00:34,961 [Rusty] Why won't you tell me your plan for revenge? 17 00:00:34,996 --> 00:00:37,397 - Because there isn't one. - You didn't think I could help you. 18 00:00:37,431 --> 00:00:40,066 But I also know if I have a problem, I can come to you. 19 00:00:40,101 --> 00:00:41,601 I just wish you felt the same. 20 00:00:41,636 --> 00:00:45,472 Ladies and gentlemen, as president, it is my job 21 00:00:45,506 --> 00:00:48,241 to nominate the one man who can lead us to victory. 22 00:00:48,275 --> 00:00:51,344 And our new Revenge Chair: Rusty Cartwright! 23 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:57,817 Phase One is complete. Phase Two: Myrtle Beach. 24 00:00:58,586 --> 00:01:00,387 [exhaling] 25 00:01:00,421 --> 00:01:03,923 After years of pranks and brawls and pledge paddles, this is it. 26 00:01:03,958 --> 00:01:07,761 Revenge on Omega Chi has never looked so sweet. 27 00:01:10,531 --> 00:01:11,698 And fun! 28 00:01:11,732 --> 00:01:14,768 The first phase of Mission: Probable is complete. 29 00:01:14,802 --> 00:01:18,138 The next three are ready and waiting in Myrtle Beach. 30 00:01:18,172 --> 00:01:20,040 You might have to do some of this without me. 31 00:01:20,074 --> 00:01:22,742 I have a secret mission of my own involving your sister. 32 00:01:22,777 --> 00:01:25,712 - [chuckling] - Beav! 33 00:01:25,746 --> 00:01:28,181 And put Evan Chambers down. What are you doing? 34 00:01:29,417 --> 00:01:31,351 Are you talking about Casey's birthday? 35 00:01:31,385 --> 00:01:33,586 I thought you were cc'ed on her gift wish list. 36 00:01:33,621 --> 00:01:36,456 No, I'm pretty sure this is something she won't be expecting. 37 00:01:38,626 --> 00:01:40,727 No way! 38 00:01:43,230 --> 00:01:45,532 Wait, is that the same lavaliere that Beaver... 39 00:01:45,566 --> 00:01:47,801 Don't ask questions. You don't want to know. 40 00:01:47,835 --> 00:01:50,904 This is Casey's last spring break. I'm gonna get this right. 41 00:01:50,938 --> 00:01:53,540 Find the perfect moment. 42 00:01:55,176 --> 00:01:57,911 Cap... you know, if this works, 43 00:01:57,945 --> 00:02:00,680 we're never gonna have to worry about the Omega Chis again. 44 00:02:00,715 --> 00:02:02,582 That's the plan. 45 00:02:02,616 --> 00:02:05,885 [Beaver simulating explosion] Mini-car! 46 00:02:06,987 --> 00:02:09,255 You're going down, little Omega Chi pony! 47 00:02:09,290 --> 00:02:10,457 B Team, rappel! 48 00:02:12,159 --> 00:02:14,260 Boot stomps! 49 00:02:19,900 --> 00:02:23,336 Well, that makes my sixth interview this week! 50 00:02:23,370 --> 00:02:26,973 After graduation, I'm just gonna have to live off the land. 51 00:02:27,007 --> 00:02:29,442 - Whatever thameans. - It went well? 52 00:02:29,477 --> 00:02:31,745 If you ask me what my weaknesses are, 53 00:02:31,779 --> 00:02:32,912 I'm gonna tell you! 54 00:02:32,947 --> 00:02:35,315 Punctuality's overrated anyway. 55 00:02:35,349 --> 00:02:38,985 Fortunately, we have spring break to delight and maybe even surprise us. 56 00:02:39,019 --> 00:02:42,055 And take our minds off of all this post-grad craziness. 57 00:02:42,089 --> 00:02:43,990 By post-grad craziness, are you referring to the fact 58 00:02:44,024 --> 00:02:46,025 that you're both insanely checking your e-mail 59 00:02:46,060 --> 00:02:48,094 for law school responses? 60 00:02:48,129 --> 00:02:52,732 So f f far I've been rejected m Stanford, Georgetown and Texas. 61 00:02:52,767 --> 00:02:54,801 I feel like Laura at a mixer. 62 00:02:54,835 --> 00:02:56,402 Well, you still have George Washington... 63 00:02:56,437 --> 00:02:57,704 And CRU. 64 00:02:57,738 --> 00:02:59,739 I just want to know already. 65 00:03:00,875 --> 00:03:03,309 You know, we did get some mail earlier today. 66 00:03:03,344 --> 00:03:06,112 What? Where is it? Where is it at? 67 00:03:06,147 --> 00:03:09,716 They say you can tell a lot about whether you were accepted or not 68 00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:12,252 - by the size of the envelope. - Oh, my gosh, I can't look! 69 00:03:12,286 --> 00:03:13,787 Like what they say about guys and their feet. 70 00:03:13,821 --> 00:03:15,688 That's a myth! And where's the damn mail? 71 00:03:17,057 --> 00:03:18,858 - Oh, it's big. - [gasping] 72 00:03:18,893 --> 00:03:21,694 It's big. It's really big. 73 00:03:21,729 --> 00:03:22,829 - [laughing] - [Cappie] Read it. 74 00:03:22,863 --> 00:03:23,897 Open it! Open it! 75 00:03:26,934 --> 00:03:30,970 Oh, my God, I got into GW Law School in Washington, DC! 76 00:03:31,005 --> 00:03:34,407 - [both laughing] - Yay! That's awesome! 77 00:03:34,441 --> 00:03:36,943 I know! Oh, my God. 78 00:03:36,977 --> 00:03:39,445 Oh, my God, this is really happening. 79 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:40,780 Yeah, it's really happening. 80 00:03:40,815 --> 00:03:42,515 And you know they really did admit you 81 00:03:42,550 --> 00:03:45,418 because George Washington University cannot tell a lie. 82 00:03:46,187 --> 00:03:47,187 Um... 83 00:03:49,123 --> 00:03:51,291 Ash, did you get any mail from CRU? 84 00:03:51,325 --> 00:03:53,693 - No. - Not yet, right? 85 00:03:54,562 --> 00:03:55,628 Right. 86 00:03:58,766 --> 00:04:00,800 [computer keys clacking] 87 00:04:00,801 --> 00:04:08,501 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 88 00:04:08,676 --> 00:04:10,944 ...and since the KTs were gracious enough 89 00:04:10,978 --> 00:04:14,080 to suck at golf last week, I'm proud to say we have 90 00:04:14,114 --> 00:04:15,849 a si party house in Myrtle Beach! 91 00:04:15,883 --> 00:04:18,284 [all cheering] 92 00:04:18,319 --> 00:04:21,487 It's on the Strand, wet bar, hot tub. It's gonna be awesome! 93 00:04:21,522 --> 00:04:24,624 All right, all right, but not too awesome, guys. 94 00:04:24,658 --> 00:04:27,794 I got a letter from Nationals, they're seriously cracking down this year. 95 00:04:27,828 --> 00:04:31,297 "Given several incidents involving illegal or untoward behavior 96 00:04:31,332 --> 00:04:33,166 by some chapters last spring break, 97 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:35,001 members involved in any illegal activity 98 00:04:35,035 --> 00:04:39,005 will risk immediate suspension and the revocation of their charter." 99 00:04:39,039 --> 00:04:42,375 Well, there goes our South Carolinian prostitution ring. 100 00:04:42,409 --> 00:04:43,509 [all laughing] 101 00:04:43,544 --> 00:04:45,879 All right, next up, house elections 102 00:04:45,913 --> 00:04:47,647 are after we return from spring break, 103 00:04:47,681 --> 00:04:50,817 so I'll now open the floor to presidential nominations. 104 00:04:50,851 --> 00:04:53,920 - JP? - I nominate Trip Sutcliffe. 105 00:04:53,954 --> 00:04:56,155 [all applauding] 106 00:04:56,190 --> 00:04:59,926 Well, I graciously and humbly accept this nomination. 107 00:05:01,362 --> 00:05:03,463 I would like to nominate Calvin Owens. 108 00:05:05,032 --> 00:05:07,333 - Me? - Shocker. 109 00:05:07,368 --> 00:05:10,370 Even though we broke up, I still appreciate his integrity 110 00:05:10,404 --> 00:05:13,139 and I would love to see him lead this house. 111 00:05:13,173 --> 00:05:15,241 Thanks, Grant. 112 00:05:15,276 --> 00:05:17,710 [Evan] Uh, great. Any other nominations? 113 00:05:19,079 --> 00:05:21,948 All right, campaign season will commence 114 00:05:21,982 --> 00:05:25,485 after Spring Break for Sutcliffe versus Owens. 115 00:05:25,519 --> 00:05:26,753 Meeting adjourned. 116 00:05:28,422 --> 00:05:30,423 So that was pretty cool of Grant, huh? 117 00:05:30,457 --> 00:05:32,792 Yeah, I'm glad to see you guys are staying friends. 118 00:05:34,295 --> 00:05:37,530 I'm not sure he did you a favor, though. - What do you mean? 119 00:05:37,564 --> 00:05:40,533 You know what I've been through with this house, these guys. 120 00:05:40,567 --> 00:05:42,101 How much of a jerk I've had to be. 121 00:05:42,136 --> 00:05:46,105 I'm just no sure this is a job you're wired to handle. 122 00:05:46,140 --> 00:05:47,674 Or even really want. 123 00:05:49,610 --> 00:05:52,045 [Dana] Wow, I've never been to Myrtle Beach before. 124 00:05:52,079 --> 00:05:54,614 It's so great. There's this club, Paradox. 125 00:05:54,648 --> 00:05:57,216 Are they gonna stamp our hands or give us one of those wristband things? 126 00:05:57,251 --> 00:05:59,786 Oh, I couldn't get in. But the beach is so great. 127 00:05:59,820 --> 00:06:03,122 Provided you wear sun block, which I didn't. 128 00:06:03,157 --> 00:06:06,592 Sounds... dangerous. 129 00:06:06,627 --> 00:06:09,696 Well, the truth is, I was actually only there for one night. 130 00:06:09,730 --> 00:06:12,532 I ended up coming back with Calvin and Dale. 131 00:06:12,566 --> 00:06:16,569 See, Calvin and I were kind of in a fight because of the feud between our houses. 132 00:06:16,603 --> 00:06:18,905 Your houses sure fight a lot. 133 00:06:18,939 --> 00:06:21,407 Well, this spring break's going to be different, right? 134 00:06:21,442 --> 00:06:23,810 There are a few things I have to do for KT 135 00:06:23,844 --> 00:06:25,645 while I'm there, but outside of that, 136 00:06:25,679 --> 00:06:27,947 it's gonna be all Dana-Rusty, all the time. 137 00:06:27,982 --> 00:06:31,217 I can't wait. I was lucky to get a room so last minute. 138 00:06:31,251 --> 00:06:36,055 Well... I know we've only been going out a couple of weeks. 139 00:06:36,090 --> 00:06:38,458 And the way the economy is... 140 00:06:39,593 --> 00:06:40,927 We could share a room. 141 00:06:41,862 --> 00:06:43,329 To save money. 142 00:06:44,865 --> 00:06:47,200 Only if you want! Because of the economy. 143 00:06:47,234 --> 00:06:48,534 And stuff. 144 00:06:50,604 --> 00:06:54,507 Um, I wouldn't mind... saving a little money. 145 00:06:55,642 --> 00:06:59,512 That's great! 'Cause the economy sucks, so... 146 00:07:00,681 --> 00:07:06,285 - ...we can be frugal. Together. - [chuckling] 147 00:07:09,089 --> 00:07:11,724 Yes, sir. I completely see the irony of asking you 148 00:07:11,759 --> 00:07:13,926 to do something illegal regarding admissions to a school 149 00:07:13,961 --> 00:07:16,429 that teaches the law, but if I did get into CRU Law, 150 00:07:16,463 --> 00:07:19,198 could you just, like, cough or sniff or something? 151 00:07:19,233 --> 00:07:22,168 One cough yes, two coughs no? Hello? 152 00:07:22,202 --> 00:07:24,370 [groans] Stupid laws. 153 00:07:24,405 --> 00:07:27,040 I have some good news. I just got off the phone with Nationals 154 00:07:27,074 --> 00:07:29,208 and next year they're requiring all houses employ 155 00:07:29,243 --> 00:07:31,711 - a full-time house mother. - How's that good news? 156 00:07:31,745 --> 00:07:33,846 Well, I meant for us, 'cause we're graduating. 157 00:07:33,881 --> 00:07:36,015 - Mmm-hmm. - I wish I was graduating. 158 00:07:36,050 --> 00:07:38,351 Trust me, little sis, you don't. 159 00:07:40,087 --> 00:07:41,521 [sighs] Oh, Abby... 160 00:07:41,555 --> 00:07:43,856 Where are we on Casey's surprise birthday party? 161 00:07:43,891 --> 00:07:46,726 We're set! I reserved a section at Tijuana Tony's. 162 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:48,494 Big banner, lots of balloons, pink ones. 163 00:07:48,529 --> 00:07:50,596 And make sure they have a lemon drop waiting for her. 164 00:07:50,631 --> 00:07:53,299 - Then keep them coming. - Right! 165 00:07:53,333 --> 00:07:57,570 What? Casey's as predictable as a Katherine Heigl movie. 166 00:07:57,604 --> 00:07:59,839 So what's all this graduation talk? 167 00:07:59,873 --> 00:08:02,809 Just the thought of going to spring break single? 168 00:08:02,843 --> 00:08:04,243 It's kinda sad. 169 00:08:04,278 --> 00:08:06,879 And kinda my second year doing it. 170 00:08:06,914 --> 00:08:08,214 Sorry. 171 00:08:08,248 --> 00:08:11,484 No, don't be. We can find fun new guys together! 172 00:08:11,518 --> 00:08:13,419 I'm kinda missing my lame old one. 173 00:08:13,454 --> 00:08:16,089 OK, we need to shake this Evan Chambers thing. 174 00:08:16,123 --> 00:08:17,824 You know what we could do? 175 00:08:17,858 --> 00:08:20,159 We could take a vacation from ourselves. 176 00:08:20,194 --> 00:08:22,228 Can we go somewhere better than Myrtle Beach? 177 00:08:22,262 --> 00:08:24,697 No, but we can lie about who we are. 178 00:08:24,731 --> 00:08:26,532 I used to do it all the time on family vacations. 179 00:08:26,567 --> 00:08:28,167 On one trip to San Francisco, 180 00:08:28,202 --> 00:08:30,470 I told this waiter I was a teen prodigy in town 181 00:08:30,504 --> 00:08:32,772 to play the cello for Tony Blair and Oprah. 182 00:08:32,806 --> 00:08:35,575 And I got free dessert. It was awesome. 183 00:08:37,411 --> 00:08:38,478 Trust me. 184 00:08:41,582 --> 00:08:43,983 Hey, you heading back down to Sin in the Sand Land? 185 00:08:44,017 --> 00:08:46,419 Yeah. I thought you were going turkey-hunting again. 186 00:08:46,453 --> 00:08:49,956 I thought I'd do something a little different. Maybe hang out by the pool, get some sun. 187 00:08:49,990 --> 00:08:53,426 It's too bad you don't want to go to Sin in the Sand Land. 188 00:08:54,761 --> 00:08:56,429 I wouldn't say no. 189 00:08:57,865 --> 00:09:00,066 You just called it " Sin in the Sand Land." 190 00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:01,100 Why would you want to go? 191 00:09:01,135 --> 00:09:03,169 For the sand. If I were invited. 192 00:09:03,203 --> 00:09:06,772 Well, my room is going to be occupied. 193 00:09:08,509 --> 00:09:11,544 But I do know someone else who has an extra room. 194 00:09:11,578 --> 00:09:14,747 - I can call her and see if... - Is that an invitation? 195 00:09:14,781 --> 00:09:17,817 Dale, do you want to go to Myrtle Beach with me and Dana? 196 00:09:17,851 --> 00:09:19,919 - Dana's going? - I'm sure she won't mind. 197 00:09:19,953 --> 00:09:22,155 No, I just find her really grating. 198 00:09:22,990 --> 00:09:24,290 Let me think about it. 199 00:09:25,926 --> 00:09:28,094 All right, yeah, I'll pack my floaties. 200 00:09:28,128 --> 00:09:31,797 [rock music plays] 201 00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:33,666 * Show me the sun * 202 00:09:33,700 --> 00:09:37,203 Hey! You're wasting valuable party time, Case! Let's go! 203 00:09:37,237 --> 00:09:39,505 Hold on, guys. Hi, um... Hi. 204 00:09:39,540 --> 00:09:41,107 Do you have any mail for Casey Cartwright? 205 00:09:41,141 --> 00:09:44,710 I'm her. I mean, I'm she. She's me. I'm me. Hi. 206 00:09:44,745 --> 00:09:47,113 Hi. I can't deliver mail to strangers. 207 00:09:47,147 --> 00:09:49,015 You're going to have to wait until I get to your house. 208 00:09:49,049 --> 00:09:51,651 This might be my last spring break. With my boyfriend. 209 00:09:51,685 --> 00:09:53,519 Because we're going down two different life paths. 210 00:09:53,554 --> 00:09:55,154 Unless I get into CRU Law School. 211 00:09:55,189 --> 00:09:57,757 Law school? So you know it's illegal... 212 00:09:57,791 --> 00:10:00,193 Yeah, irony, got it. 213 00:10:00,227 --> 00:10:02,862 Regardless, if I get into CRU, that'd buy us a few more years. 214 00:10:02,896 --> 00:10:05,164 If I don't, then have to accept that this is a college thing, 215 00:10:05,199 --> 00:10:06,332 and we'll have to go our separate ways. 216 00:10:06,366 --> 00:10:09,001 - I deliver mail for a living. - I'll pay you. 217 00:10:09,036 --> 00:10:13,439 Also illegal. You know what? Never mind, here. 218 00:10:13,473 --> 00:10:15,274 I'll give you a trick of the trade. 219 00:10:15,309 --> 00:10:17,276 You can tell whether you were accepted or not 220 00:10:17,311 --> 00:10:19,245 by the size of the envelope. 221 00:10:19,279 --> 00:10:25,218 - Oh, CRU Law, right? Sorry. - Thanks. 222 00:10:25,252 --> 00:10:27,820 * 'Cause there's no guarantee * 223 00:10:27,854 --> 00:10:33,025 * When you're ready to say goodbye * 224 00:10:33,060 --> 00:10:36,762 * Are you ready to go... * 225 00:10:36,797 --> 00:10:39,999 [bus engine turning over] 226 00:10:41,535 --> 00:10:46,372 - Oh, so... anything from CRU? - Just this underwear catalog. 227 00:10:46,406 --> 00:10:49,508 - Oh, can I have it? - We've talked about this, Beav. 228 00:10:50,877 --> 00:10:52,612 Casey Cartwright, this is gonna be a spring break 229 00:10:52,646 --> 00:10:54,914 - you'll never forget. - I think so. 230 00:10:56,950 --> 00:11:02,321 - [engine starts] - [cheering] 231 00:11:09,024 --> 00:11:12,593 * Young scholars young lovers * 232 00:11:12,627 --> 00:11:14,296 Wow, it's as God-awful as I'd imagined. 233 00:11:15,330 --> 00:11:18,066 You know, Dale, I really wish I hadn't cancelled that room. 234 00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:20,301 Oh, I don't mind staying with you two. 235 00:11:24,706 --> 00:11:28,543 Hmm. There's gotta be a Hide-A-Bed or something. 236 00:11:28,577 --> 00:11:29,977 Where's it hiding? 237 00:11:35,350 --> 00:11:37,151 Sorry, Dana. 238 00:11:37,185 --> 00:11:40,154 It's OK. I just thought we were gonna... 239 00:11:40,188 --> 00:11:41,722 ...save a little money. 240 00:11:41,757 --> 00:11:44,091 We are. We're doing this three ways, right? 241 00:11:44,126 --> 00:11:46,794 No! Not in the way you're thinking. 242 00:11:48,096 --> 00:11:50,231 But there can still be some savings. 243 00:11:50,265 --> 00:11:52,833 We can save some money elsewhere. 244 00:11:52,868 --> 00:11:55,670 I brought coupons, for your pleasure. 245 00:11:55,704 --> 00:11:57,738 Stone Phillips says a black light is the best way 246 00:11:57,773 --> 00:12:00,341 to check for residual... protein matter. 247 00:12:04,079 --> 00:12:05,780 - Oh! - There it is. 248 00:12:05,814 --> 00:12:08,783 Looks like someone saved money all over the room. 249 00:12:08,817 --> 00:12:10,084 On the phone? 250 00:12:14,356 --> 00:12:17,758 - I call the floor. - Guess we get the bed. 251 00:12:23,165 --> 00:12:24,732 Did you guys see the hot tub out back? 252 00:12:24,766 --> 00:12:27,568 This place is better than the house on Jersey Shore. 253 00:12:27,603 --> 00:12:30,004 And with fewer hair-gelled fame-whores. 254 00:12:30,038 --> 00:12:32,139 Yeah. I can't believe we lucked out with this place. 255 00:12:32,174 --> 00:12:34,442 I can't believe the KTs lucked into this place. 256 00:12:34,476 --> 00:12:38,279 Hey. What the hell are you doing here? 257 00:12:38,313 --> 00:12:40,114 This is my boss's house. 258 00:12:40,148 --> 00:12:43,117 Uh, I think there's been a misunderstanding. 259 00:12:43,151 --> 00:12:44,752 No, freakin' kidding! 260 00:12:44,786 --> 00:12:47,021 This is our house, actually. We rented it for the week. 261 00:12:47,055 --> 00:12:48,756 No, these guys we know rented it. 262 00:12:48,790 --> 00:12:51,225 What are you, stupid or something? 263 00:12:51,259 --> 00:12:54,128 You got exactly ten seconds to get off this property. 264 00:12:54,162 --> 00:12:55,896 Or what? 265 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:03,871 Oh! OK. Um, sir, we apologize to you. 266 00:13:03,905 --> 00:13:06,741 And we don't want any trouble so we will be leaving now. 267 00:13:06,775 --> 00:13:09,377 Take these items, please, as a gift, and uh... 268 00:13:10,178 --> 00:13:11,612 Sorry. 269 00:13:14,816 --> 00:13:17,685 It's a set-up. Kappa Taus wanted us to win that tournament. 270 00:13:17,719 --> 00:13:20,521 - Well, now we're homeless. - Guess we kinda had it coming. 271 00:13:20,555 --> 00:13:22,523 Had it coming? Let's serve it back. 272 00:13:22,557 --> 00:13:24,792 Let's find a place to stay first, Trip. 273 00:13:30,799 --> 00:13:32,099 Phase two is complete. 274 00:13:33,035 --> 00:13:35,803 [dance music playing] 275 00:13:38,674 --> 00:13:43,377 So that's it. I guess I'm leaving Cyprus and leaving Cappie. 276 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:46,514 I'm sorry. 277 00:13:46,548 --> 00:13:49,316 But I thought you'd accepted your relationship 278 00:13:49,351 --> 00:13:51,619 with Cappie would end after graduation. 279 00:13:51,653 --> 00:13:55,156 I did, but that's when everything was... theoretical. 280 00:13:55,190 --> 00:13:59,193 - And now it's retical. - Exactly. I'm gonna be 22! 281 00:13:59,227 --> 00:14:01,662 Do you know who's 22? Old people. 282 00:14:01,697 --> 00:14:05,800 But do old people bungee jump? [giggles] 283 00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:07,768 Come on, it's our last spring break 284 00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:09,737 and I'm not going to let you angst your way through it. 285 00:14:11,273 --> 00:14:16,210 - I am gonna miss you, though. - I'm gonna miss you, too! 286 00:14:17,279 --> 00:14:19,814 [both laughing] 287 00:14:22,150 --> 00:14:25,252 How could I not have gotten into CRU? 288 00:14:25,287 --> 00:14:26,620 I mean, that was my safety school! 289 00:14:26,655 --> 00:14:28,989 GW Law was sort of a long shot. 290 00:14:29,024 --> 00:14:32,993 You got into law school? Congrats! I went to Georgetown. 291 00:14:33,028 --> 00:14:35,730 Really? Any advice? 292 00:14:35,764 --> 00:14:38,265 Yeah, it's, uh... It's really hard. 293 00:14:39,901 --> 00:14:41,402 Don't flunk out. 294 00:14:46,508 --> 00:14:49,477 Who wants shots from the Margarito Bandito? 295 00:14:50,045 --> 00:14:51,879 [all cheering] 296 00:14:53,582 --> 00:14:57,017 - You want a shot? - Uh, God, yes! Please! 297 00:14:59,988 --> 00:15:02,022 - Here, here, here! - [laughing] 298 00:15:02,057 --> 00:15:04,225 - OK... - [yelling] 299 00:15:04,259 --> 00:15:05,693 [laughing] 300 00:15:05,727 --> 00:15:08,729 Wow, my first fake ID. I can't believe it worked. 301 00:15:08,764 --> 00:15:10,131 Thank you, "Chad Stewart." 302 00:15:10,165 --> 00:15:12,633 Don't thank me, "Penelope Holmes." 303 00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:13,901 Thank Kappa Tau. 304 00:15:13,935 --> 00:15:18,773 What's the matter, Francis Domingo? 305 00:15:18,807 --> 00:15:20,808 [rap music plays] 306 00:15:20,842 --> 00:15:23,110 Well, I might try the bar. Um... 307 00:15:23,145 --> 00:15:24,245 What should get? 308 00:15:24,279 --> 00:15:28,015 "Sex on the Beach. Sex in the Water. 309 00:15:28,049 --> 00:15:30,985 Sex Wading in the Water but Planning to Come Back to the Beach." 310 00:15:31,019 --> 00:15:32,219 What do you think, Rusty? 311 00:15:33,388 --> 00:15:36,490 Just get anything you want. 312 00:15:36,525 --> 00:15:38,159 You know, with drink names like that, 313 00:15:38,193 --> 00:15:41,095 they're practically promoting unwanted pregnancies. 314 00:15:41,129 --> 00:15:44,231 You won't have to worry about that. 315 00:15:44,266 --> 00:15:45,699 You won't have to worry about that. 316 00:15:45,734 --> 00:15:48,068 - Now that I'm sharing the room. - Thanks, Francis. 317 00:15:48,103 --> 00:15:49,303 Thank you. 318 00:15:52,174 --> 00:15:54,308 Hey, I'm Taylor. 319 00:15:54,342 --> 00:15:56,544 I'm a dancer from Portland who loves pugs, 320 00:15:56,578 --> 00:15:59,780 moody floral prints and the music of Muse. And you are? 321 00:15:59,815 --> 00:16:03,551 - Julia. - OK, well that's a start. 322 00:16:03,585 --> 00:16:08,656 So who are Julia and Taylor going to meet first? 323 00:16:11,359 --> 00:16:12,993 I think you got one, Taylor. 324 00:16:17,699 --> 00:16:19,700 I'm gonna go in for a closer look. 325 00:16:23,538 --> 00:16:27,174 Hi! I'm Taylor. I'm a dancer from Portland. 326 00:16:27,209 --> 00:16:28,809 I love your top. 327 00:16:28,844 --> 00:16:31,779 It seems leopard print's really making a comeback. 328 00:16:31,813 --> 00:16:34,248 OK... thanks. 329 00:16:34,282 --> 00:16:37,785 You know, I have this friend who just broke up with his boyfriend. 330 00:16:37,819 --> 00:16:40,020 - I could call him. - Ooh. 331 00:16:40,055 --> 00:16:41,021 Um, hi? 332 00:16:41,056 --> 00:16:43,691 Sorry, cutie. This is just business. 333 00:16:43,725 --> 00:16:45,826 We come down here every year to observe trends, 334 00:16:45,861 --> 00:16:47,294 check out the young people. 335 00:16:47,329 --> 00:16:50,231 I like your look. I'm Faith Flowers. 336 00:16:50,265 --> 00:16:52,766 Well, Faith Flowers, let me be clear. 337 00:16:52,801 --> 00:16:55,135 I'm not interested in porn, 338 00:16:55,170 --> 00:16:57,972 or lifting my top or making out with a girl. 339 00:16:58,006 --> 00:16:59,740 Shame on you. 340 00:17:04,746 --> 00:17:06,313 Was that Faith Flowers? 341 00:17:06,348 --> 00:17:08,349 I didn't know you watched porn. 342 00:17:08,383 --> 00:17:10,818 No, Faith Flowers is a trend forecaster. 343 00:17:10,852 --> 00:17:13,520 My father hired her as a consultant back in the day. 344 00:17:13,555 --> 00:17:15,656 Companies pay her to tell them what the latest trends are. 345 00:17:15,690 --> 00:17:18,359 Wait, that's a real job? 346 00:17:18,393 --> 00:17:21,495 I'd be so good at that! It's like being cool and psychic! 347 00:17:21,529 --> 00:17:23,430 Do something about it. 348 00:17:23,465 --> 00:17:25,332 What? Just go up to her and beg her for a job? 349 00:17:25,367 --> 00:17:30,804 - She's right there... - Oh, no! She was right there. 350 00:17:31,606 --> 00:17:33,374 It's like she's magic. 351 00:17:34,576 --> 00:17:37,778 No. She's the Fairy Job Mother. 352 00:17:40,749 --> 00:17:43,117 OK, look, we already have a hotel, all right? 353 00:17:43,151 --> 00:17:45,419 So let's put everything behind us and have some fun. 354 00:17:45,453 --> 00:17:47,655 Hi, guys. How's the house? 355 00:17:47,689 --> 00:17:49,790 We sure are pissed we lost it. [groans] 356 00:17:49,824 --> 00:17:53,394 Yeah. That house belongs to someone else. Someone armed. 357 00:17:53,428 --> 00:17:56,030 And since it's spring break, now we're stuck in a crap hotel. 358 00:17:57,399 --> 00:18:00,134 - Sorry to hear about that, Cal. - Thanks, Heath. 359 00:18:00,168 --> 00:18:02,369 Heath meant that sarcastically, by the way. 360 00:18:04,105 --> 00:18:07,308 When you guys are trying to sleep in your crappy hotel, 361 00:18:07,342 --> 00:18:10,444 I hope you dream of Jeremy, Ferret and Wade. 362 00:18:10,478 --> 00:18:12,179 Aw, you're still whining about that? 363 00:18:12,213 --> 00:18:14,882 For the last time, we didn't mean for them to get expelled. 364 00:18:14,916 --> 00:18:18,519 Then I didn't mean to sleep with your girlfriend, Bing. 365 00:18:18,553 --> 00:18:21,588 - Oh, wait, yes I did. - Ooh! 366 00:18:23,291 --> 00:18:25,359 Everyone remember what Nationals said. 367 00:18:25,393 --> 00:18:30,064 All right, hey, hey... Happy spring break, Evan Pompeo! 368 00:18:30,098 --> 00:18:32,433 Of Grey's Anatomy fame! 369 00:18:43,111 --> 00:18:46,780 Abby! How's your first college spring break so far? 370 00:18:46,815 --> 00:18:48,449 I never want to leave! 371 00:18:48,483 --> 00:18:51,385 I heard about GW, that's so exciting! 372 00:18:51,419 --> 00:18:54,688 - Yeah, really exciting. - Where are you going to live? 373 00:18:54,723 --> 00:18:56,957 I haven't thought about it. 374 00:18:56,992 --> 00:18:58,392 Are you going to get a roommate? 375 00:18:58,426 --> 00:19:00,094 I'm not sure. 376 00:19:00,128 --> 00:19:02,396 - Do you even know anyone there? - No. 377 00:19:02,430 --> 00:19:05,466 You're probably not going to have a whole lot of time to socialize. 378 00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:07,267 I bet law school is super hard. 379 00:19:07,302 --> 00:19:08,769 Are you ready for it? 380 00:19:14,476 --> 00:19:17,444 You know what, Abby? Um, I don't know. 381 00:19:17,479 --> 00:19:20,180 I'm not even 100 percent sure I'm going. 382 00:19:20,215 --> 00:19:24,618 I mean, I could just stay in Cyprus for another year. 383 00:19:24,652 --> 00:19:27,154 Maybe take that housemother job at ZBZ. 384 00:19:27,188 --> 00:19:29,156 You should totally stay! 385 00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:30,958 Yeah... 386 00:19:33,962 --> 00:19:35,029 Right? 387 00:19:40,832 --> 00:19:42,099 My parents say hi. 388 00:19:42,133 --> 00:19:44,168 They can't sleep at night knowing I'm down here. 389 00:19:45,002 --> 00:19:48,738 Their only comfort is knowing I'm below the Mason-Dixon line. 390 00:19:48,773 --> 00:19:50,173 So what should we do today? 391 00:19:50,207 --> 00:19:51,975 I was thinking you could do your own thing today. 392 00:19:52,009 --> 00:19:54,778 But I'm not sure how much fun I can have alone 393 00:19:54,812 --> 00:19:57,313 on a plantation tour. Why don't you guys come with me? 394 00:19:57,348 --> 00:19:59,783 Dana and I had kinda had some romantic time planned. 395 00:19:59,817 --> 00:20:02,485 What's more romantic than taking in the architectural detail 396 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,287 of two-century-old slaves' quarters? 397 00:20:04,321 --> 00:20:06,523 I read online that girls love them. 398 00:20:06,557 --> 00:20:10,126 Listen, I appreciate you coming all this way to spend spring break 399 00:20:10,161 --> 00:20:11,728 because you wanted to spend time with me... 400 00:20:11,762 --> 00:20:12,862 I didn't come for you. 401 00:20:12,897 --> 00:20:15,365 Do you think I enjoy being your third wheel!? 402 00:20:16,801 --> 00:20:17,867 Then why are you here? 403 00:20:19,170 --> 00:20:21,304 Forget it, have fun with your girlfriend. 404 00:20:27,645 --> 00:20:31,381 - Is Francis OK? - I have no idea. 405 00:20:31,415 --> 00:20:35,885 You know, we're alone. Do you want to save some money? 406 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,421 Oh! 407 00:20:39,623 --> 00:20:41,691 Crap! I've got this KT stuff I gotta do. 408 00:20:41,725 --> 00:20:43,593 It's Phase Three, but I'll be right back. 409 00:20:44,495 --> 00:20:46,529 I will wait here. 410 00:20:46,564 --> 00:20:51,868 - [muffled vomiting] - Or I'll go to the beach. 411 00:21:22,199 --> 00:21:23,533 Uh, Casey, wake up. 412 00:21:23,567 --> 00:21:25,502 Wake up, Casey, hurry! Hurry, wake up! 413 00:21:25,536 --> 00:21:27,971 Casey... Aww! 414 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:32,041 - Happy birthday! - Oh... 415 00:21:32,076 --> 00:21:33,676 That's so nice. 416 00:21:35,279 --> 00:21:39,949 Oh, ow! Oh, my gosh, I am so hung over. 417 00:21:39,984 --> 00:21:41,751 Yeah. 418 00:21:41,785 --> 00:21:44,120 - How are you not? - Practice. 419 00:21:44,155 --> 00:21:47,423 You were the life of the party last night. - [groaning] 420 00:21:47,458 --> 00:21:50,560 I think, at one point, you put a lamp shade on your head. 421 00:21:51,695 --> 00:21:56,199 - You were so cute and cliche. - It was fun. 422 00:21:56,233 --> 00:21:58,668 Thanks for the... cruller. 423 00:21:58,702 --> 00:22:00,770 Um, I actually had something else... 424 00:22:00,804 --> 00:22:02,906 I didn't get into CRU. 425 00:22:04,008 --> 00:22:05,141 Oh. 426 00:22:06,343 --> 00:22:09,412 Oh, I'm sorry, Case. 427 00:22:09,446 --> 00:22:13,449 But, I've been thinking. About us. 428 00:22:13,484 --> 00:22:17,554 And my life in Cyprus and the sorority. 429 00:22:17,588 --> 00:22:20,490 And I have decided... to stay. 430 00:22:20,524 --> 00:22:24,494 I can defer GW for a year. Maybe even two. 431 00:22:24,528 --> 00:22:26,062 You're not still drunk, are you? 432 00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:28,598 I've even been thinking about 433 00:22:28,632 --> 00:22:31,868 taking up the house mother position at ZBZ. 434 00:22:34,972 --> 00:22:39,976 I love my life at ZBZ, and I love you. 435 00:22:40,010 --> 00:22:41,544 Why would I leave? 436 00:22:46,016 --> 00:22:48,451 Yay! 437 00:22:48,485 --> 00:22:50,520 So, do you know what I feel like doing right now? 438 00:22:50,554 --> 00:22:52,422 Oh, I hope so. 439 00:22:52,456 --> 00:22:54,724 Stop it. I'm gonna get some clothes on. 440 00:22:54,758 --> 00:22:55,825 - Let's go. - OK. 441 00:22:59,230 --> 00:23:01,931 [Ashleigh] Well, nothing on the Fairy Job Mother so far. 442 00:23:01,966 --> 00:23:04,500 How are you doing on boy patrol, "Julia?" 443 00:23:04,535 --> 00:23:06,135 [Rebecca] None so far. 444 00:23:06,170 --> 00:23:10,006 Ugh! You're on vacation from yourself! Look for boys. 445 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,509 I can't vacate. I miss Evan, OK? 446 00:23:13,544 --> 00:23:16,613 [sighs] So are you going to do something about it? 447 00:23:16,647 --> 00:23:20,116 Right. Just pour my heart out and plead for him to take me back. 448 00:23:22,253 --> 00:23:24,520 He's right over there. 449 00:23:27,992 --> 00:23:31,361 Just open up myself to him and possibly have him shut me down? 450 00:23:31,395 --> 00:23:33,663 You and I have had our set of issues. 451 00:23:33,697 --> 00:23:37,433 If I can forgive you, maybe he can too. 452 00:23:40,237 --> 00:23:43,072 Can you give me a minute? Guys? I'll meet up with you. 453 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:53,483 - [laughs nervously] Hi. - Hi. 454 00:23:56,120 --> 00:24:00,056 Wow, um... Here's the thing. 455 00:24:00,090 --> 00:24:02,058 I'm just gonna get to the point. 456 00:24:03,494 --> 00:24:06,496 I screwed up... big time. 457 00:24:06,530 --> 00:24:09,465 I hurt you. And I'm sorry for that. 458 00:24:10,567 --> 00:24:12,068 I still care about you. 459 00:24:13,837 --> 00:24:15,772 A lot, actually. 460 00:24:18,909 --> 00:24:20,109 And I miss you. 461 00:24:22,913 --> 00:24:24,781 And I would appreciate a second chance. 462 00:24:30,421 --> 00:24:31,521 I can't. 463 00:24:33,490 --> 00:24:36,492 I appreciate your apology, Rebecca. 464 00:24:36,527 --> 00:24:40,863 And I can forgive, but I'm honestly not sure I can forget. 465 00:24:40,898 --> 00:24:42,732 Or if I even really want to. 466 00:24:42,766 --> 00:24:44,901 I'm still pissed. 467 00:24:46,637 --> 00:24:48,438 I'm sorry. 468 00:24:49,573 --> 00:24:50,773 So then... 469 00:24:52,409 --> 00:24:53,676 ...there it is. 470 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:14,130 Wow. You can see a lot up here. 471 00:25:14,164 --> 00:25:16,032 You can practically see forever. 472 00:25:16,066 --> 00:25:18,501 - Speaking of forever... - [whimpering] 473 00:25:19,770 --> 00:25:22,572 - Case... - [gasping] 474 00:25:22,606 --> 00:25:25,007 If you're gonna puke I'd throw it more that direction. 475 00:25:25,042 --> 00:25:27,543 I think I see some Omega Chis down there. 476 00:25:27,578 --> 00:25:31,280 I'm... I'm OK, um... Why don't you go first? 477 00:25:31,315 --> 00:25:33,649 I thought you wanted to do this. Are you scared? 478 00:25:33,684 --> 00:25:36,552 I'm not scared. It's just... 479 00:25:36,587 --> 00:25:41,090 - What if the cord breaks? - That never happens. Does it? 480 00:25:41,125 --> 00:25:43,393 - Nah. - Nah, never happens. 481 00:25:43,427 --> 00:25:46,496 OK, well, what if it's calibrated wrong and I hit the ground 482 00:25:46,530 --> 00:25:47,897 and I bounce back up and hit the platform 483 00:25:47,931 --> 00:25:49,098 and then I hit the ground again? 484 00:25:49,133 --> 00:25:50,633 Seems a little Wile E Coyote. 485 00:25:50,667 --> 00:25:53,236 There's some basis in real physics there. 486 00:25:53,270 --> 00:25:55,772 I think that's just the fear talking, Case. 487 00:25:55,806 --> 00:25:57,807 So what if it is fear? Fear's natural. 488 00:25:57,841 --> 00:26:00,810 It's good. It keeps you from making mistakes. 489 00:26:00,844 --> 00:26:03,479 Doing things that you're not ready for. 490 00:26:03,514 --> 00:26:06,382 Not when it keeps you from living your life. 491 00:26:06,417 --> 00:26:09,986 - Having fun. - I just don't want to do it. 492 00:26:10,020 --> 00:26:13,189 So I'm going to crawl back down. I'll see you on the ground. 493 00:26:13,223 --> 00:26:15,324 Not if I see you first. 494 00:26:15,959 --> 00:26:18,995 [whooping] 495 00:26:19,029 --> 00:26:22,799 So, I ran into Rebecca earlier. She apologized. 496 00:26:22,833 --> 00:26:26,436 - Wanted to get back together. - And? 497 00:26:26,470 --> 00:26:29,372 I said no. I mean, are you kidding? 498 00:26:29,406 --> 00:26:31,307 You know you still like her, Evan. 499 00:26:31,341 --> 00:26:32,842 Why don't you give her another chance? 500 00:26:32,876 --> 00:26:36,679 Because then if I get burned again, I'm the fool. 501 00:26:36,713 --> 00:26:39,482 No thank you. See, Cal, you're too nice. 502 00:26:39,516 --> 00:26:42,418 Uh, guys What the hell? 503 00:26:46,356 --> 00:26:47,657 Is that the guy from the house? 504 00:26:47,691 --> 00:26:50,726 And isn't that your little KT buddy paying him, Owens? 505 00:26:57,768 --> 00:27:04,140 - Buying some guns, Cartwright? - Who? What? 506 00:27:04,174 --> 00:27:06,843 That guy? I've never seen that guy before. 507 00:27:06,877 --> 00:27:10,446 You hired that guy to kick us out of that beach house. 508 00:27:12,683 --> 00:27:15,885 Joke's over. You got me. 509 00:27:17,387 --> 00:27:19,655 - I must be going now. - Hey, hey... 510 00:27:20,657 --> 00:27:21,691 No problems. 511 00:27:22,993 --> 00:27:26,229 So, if that wasn't his house, who's staying there now? 512 00:27:26,263 --> 00:27:29,832 - Uh... nobody? - Nobody? All right. 513 00:27:29,867 --> 00:27:31,868 Then we're taking back our house. 514 00:27:38,315 --> 00:27:40,916 OK, all right! Everybody listen up! 515 00:27:40,951 --> 00:27:43,019 We should toast the Omega Chis 516 00:27:43,154 --> 00:27:45,388 for making this spring break memorable. 517 00:27:45,423 --> 00:27:49,325 - Cheers! - [all cheering] 518 00:27:52,830 --> 00:27:56,733 Uh, Spitter. We said you could invite one friend from school. 519 00:27:56,767 --> 00:27:59,402 Cap, I'm sorry, they caught me paying off Roy. 520 00:27:59,437 --> 00:28:03,139 Listen, we're taking back this house. We won it fair and square. So get out. 521 00:28:03,174 --> 00:28:05,241 We're not leaving, Chambers. You lied to me. 522 00:28:05,276 --> 00:28:06,976 You got three of our brothers expelled. 523 00:28:07,011 --> 00:28:09,379 Leave us the house, we'll call it even. - No way, Cap. 524 00:28:09,413 --> 00:28:12,749 If you want us gone, then you're going to have to kill us. 525 00:28:12,783 --> 00:28:17,654 "Kill"? What am I walking into here, boys? 526 00:28:19,056 --> 00:28:22,725 Officer. Everything's fine. We're gonna turn the music down. 527 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:24,894 And, uh... these guys were just leaving. 528 00:28:24,929 --> 00:28:27,730 - Who's house is this? - It's ours. 529 00:28:27,765 --> 00:28:30,033 Yep. It's theirs. 530 00:28:30,067 --> 00:28:32,368 You heard the man. We were just leaving. 531 00:28:32,403 --> 00:28:33,803 Come on, KTs! Let's go! 532 00:28:38,409 --> 00:28:40,677 [donkey braying] 533 00:28:43,747 --> 00:28:46,249 Cheese and crackers! Is this your donkey, too? 534 00:28:46,283 --> 00:28:48,051 No, we've never seen that before. 535 00:28:48,085 --> 00:28:50,420 What else here isn't yours? 536 00:28:53,491 --> 00:28:56,860 Hey, who ordered the fat, ugly strippers? - Dale? 537 00:28:56,894 --> 00:28:59,796 - What happened to the party? - That's not ours either. 538 00:28:59,830 --> 00:29:02,732 Have you been drinking? How old are you, son? 539 00:29:02,766 --> 00:29:07,470 - I am 21, you jackass. - [donkey braying] 540 00:29:07,505 --> 00:29:11,541 I got a card to prove it. And that's Senor Domingo to you, jefe. 541 00:29:11,575 --> 00:29:15,745 Yeah, uh, that's right. You just look so young, Francis. 542 00:29:15,779 --> 00:29:17,547 Let's get you outta here. 543 00:29:17,581 --> 00:29:21,751 I'm shutting this party down! Everyone go home! 544 00:29:21,785 --> 00:29:24,387 Except for you guys. It's your place. I need to see your IDs. 545 00:29:24,421 --> 00:29:28,892 Officer, listen... The fact is we just arrived. 546 00:29:28,926 --> 00:29:31,728 Any illegal activity has nothing to do with us. 547 00:29:31,762 --> 00:29:34,030 And we're in a fraternity. 548 00:29:34,064 --> 00:29:37,200 If we get in any trouble like this, we could lose our charter. 549 00:29:37,234 --> 00:29:40,637 Should've thought of that before you involved that innocent donkey. 550 00:29:42,006 --> 00:29:43,606 All right, Cap. 551 00:29:45,743 --> 00:29:48,144 Come on, man, we could lose our house. For real. 552 00:29:48,179 --> 00:29:51,147 Well, that's not what we intended but, uh... 553 00:29:51,182 --> 00:29:52,949 Seems fitting, don't you think? 554 00:30:05,663 --> 00:30:11,467 - Hey, are you OK? - What? Oh, yeah. Hi. 555 00:30:11,502 --> 00:30:15,171 - Do you want some company? - Um... Why not? 556 00:30:15,206 --> 00:30:17,974 I guess I've already lost... 557 00:30:18,008 --> 00:30:20,577 Faith? Faith Flowers! 558 00:30:21,979 --> 00:30:25,782 Hi, It's... It's me! Ash... Taylor. 559 00:30:25,816 --> 00:30:28,084 Ashed Aylor? What a delicious name. 560 00:30:28,118 --> 00:30:31,321 Thank you! You can call me Ashleigh for short. 561 00:30:31,355 --> 00:30:35,792 I just wanted to say I'm really sorry about the porn thing. 562 00:30:35,826 --> 00:30:38,728 - What are you talking about? - I'm the... 563 00:30:39,897 --> 00:30:43,132 ...someone you don't know. But you should. 564 00:30:43,167 --> 00:30:46,236 Um, I'm graduating from CRU in about a month. 565 00:30:46,270 --> 00:30:49,539 I've interview for jobs ranging from the assistant to the regional manager 566 00:30:49,573 --> 00:30:52,175 of blah, blah, blah to the junior exec to the head of "Who Cares." 567 00:30:52,209 --> 00:30:55,378 I don't love any of that. So I started to accept 568 00:30:55,412 --> 00:30:58,615 that I was gonna get a job I didn't love because that's what people do, right? 569 00:30:58,649 --> 00:31:00,450 Until I met you. Look at this dress. 570 00:31:00,484 --> 00:31:03,353 I made it out of a couple of really old T-shirts and dresses I had, 571 00:31:03,387 --> 00:31:06,322 because, one, I'm in college and poor, and, two, 572 00:31:06,357 --> 00:31:09,892 I didn't want to throw them out and have them sit in a landfill. 573 00:31:09,927 --> 00:31:11,661 So deconstructed fashion, right? 574 00:31:11,695 --> 00:31:13,796 It's totally on the rise because of the economy, 575 00:31:13,831 --> 00:31:16,866 and because of how green everyone's getting. And I love realizing that. 576 00:31:16,900 --> 00:31:19,035 I love being able to imagine what the next thing will be, 577 00:31:19,069 --> 00:31:21,337 not just in fashion, but in everything. 578 00:31:21,372 --> 00:31:24,974 And the idea of being able to do that, what I love, and get paid? 579 00:31:25,009 --> 00:31:28,311 That probably has to be the most amazing thing anyone can do, right? 580 00:31:28,345 --> 00:31:31,781 So I guess, what I'm trying to say, Fairy Job Mother, 581 00:31:31,815 --> 00:31:34,384 - is that I love you. - I beg your pardon? 582 00:31:34,418 --> 00:31:36,953 I mean, I love what you do. 583 00:31:36,987 --> 00:31:41,124 And I would love to do what you do. Or learn from you. 584 00:31:41,158 --> 00:31:44,427 Or get you coffee or whatever. 585 00:31:44,461 --> 00:31:47,463 So... what do you say? 586 00:31:49,133 --> 00:31:53,336 Did you guys witness any activity with the donkey? 587 00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:57,140 Do something, Chambers. They're going to shut our house down. 588 00:31:57,174 --> 00:31:59,509 What the hell do you expect me to do, Trip? 589 00:31:59,543 --> 00:32:00,877 They caught us with a freakin' donkey. 590 00:32:00,911 --> 00:32:03,112 Some president. 591 00:32:04,315 --> 00:32:05,515 Uh, officer? 592 00:32:05,549 --> 00:32:07,817 Uh, hey, Trip, why don't you let it alone? 593 00:32:07,851 --> 00:32:09,385 At least he's doing something. 594 00:32:09,420 --> 00:32:13,523 Officer Nixon, we'd be happy to make a sizable donation 595 00:32:13,557 --> 00:32:16,893 to your department if you were to look the other way on this whole thing. 596 00:32:16,927 --> 00:32:20,363 Bribery, too? Against the wall, Big Red! 597 00:32:20,397 --> 00:32:23,299 You boys are screwed. 598 00:32:24,735 --> 00:32:26,669 Um... Officer Nixon? 599 00:32:26,704 --> 00:32:29,472 Hi, uh, can we talk in private? 600 00:32:33,610 --> 00:32:36,479 [indistinct murmuring] 601 00:32:36,513 --> 00:32:37,914 I hope he doesn't screw this up. 602 00:32:37,948 --> 00:32:40,616 After Trip, it can't get much worse. 603 00:32:42,386 --> 00:32:44,754 We're going to lose our charter, aren't we? 604 00:32:49,126 --> 00:32:52,161 Thank you. Thank you so much. 605 00:32:54,398 --> 00:32:56,532 All right, guys. We're good here. 606 00:32:58,469 --> 00:33:00,570 Let's go get some pancakes. 607 00:33:04,308 --> 00:33:07,410 - What the hell did you do? - I handled it. So let's get 608 00:33:07,444 --> 00:33:10,513 our stuff back in here and resume our spring break! 609 00:33:10,547 --> 00:33:15,852 - [all cheering] - Dude, you got my vote, Owens. 610 00:33:20,257 --> 00:33:23,593 Way to go, little bro. Maybe you do have what it takes 611 00:33:23,627 --> 00:33:24,927 to become president of Omega Chi. 612 00:33:24,962 --> 00:33:27,630 Yeah, well, I learned from the best. - Thanks, man. 613 00:33:27,664 --> 00:33:31,033 You've shown me how loyal and generous someone can be. 614 00:33:32,936 --> 00:33:34,937 But you've also shown me how pride 615 00:33:34,972 --> 00:33:37,440 can really threaten to ruin a guy. 616 00:33:37,474 --> 00:33:41,944 It's not your family or your money, Evan. It's your pride. 617 00:33:44,314 --> 00:33:46,482 You're gonna lose Rebecca because of that. 618 00:33:51,355 --> 00:33:53,156 - [knocking on door] - Hey. 619 00:33:53,190 --> 00:33:55,792 - Hey. - What are you doing? 620 00:33:55,826 --> 00:34:00,229 I am getting ready for my surprise birthday party. 621 00:34:00,264 --> 00:34:02,732 - How about you? - Did Abby tell you? 622 00:34:02,766 --> 00:34:06,169 It's a sorority, Ash. Not the CIA. 623 00:34:06,203 --> 00:34:08,671 OK, good, because I have a secret that I can't keep! 624 00:34:08,705 --> 00:34:11,441 I... got a job! 625 00:34:11,475 --> 00:34:14,343 It's not a job-job, more of an unpaid internship 626 00:34:14,378 --> 00:34:18,247 with this woman, Faith Flowers. She's a trend forecaster. 627 00:34:18,282 --> 00:34:20,082 What? That's perfect for you. 628 00:34:20,117 --> 00:34:23,753 I know! I'm going to New York! 629 00:34:23,787 --> 00:34:26,122 [both giggling] 630 00:34:26,156 --> 00:34:27,824 Oh, my God! 631 00:34:29,493 --> 00:34:31,928 It's really happening. 632 00:34:31,962 --> 00:34:34,297 Aren't you a little freaked out? 633 00:34:35,732 --> 00:34:37,900 No. I'm ready. 634 00:34:40,471 --> 00:34:44,273 Case, when I started CRU, I thought I'd just get a degree, 635 00:34:44,308 --> 00:34:46,175 maybe get married. 636 00:34:46,210 --> 00:34:50,546 I never really thought I wanted that much for myself. 637 00:34:51,782 --> 00:34:54,250 But then I met you, 638 00:34:54,284 --> 00:34:56,752 and because of you and because of our friendship... 639 00:34:58,889 --> 00:35:02,325 ...I've come to want more for myself than I ever could've imagined. 640 00:35:04,495 --> 00:35:07,163 You always go after what you want, 641 00:35:07,197 --> 00:35:09,165 and I'll never forget that. 642 00:35:10,734 --> 00:35:13,769 You're my best friend and you always will be. 643 00:35:15,405 --> 00:35:18,574 Even if I'm in New York and you stay in Cyprus. 644 00:35:19,743 --> 00:35:20,676 Wait, you knew? 645 00:35:20,711 --> 00:35:23,579 Yeah, it's a sorority. Not the CIA. 646 00:35:23,614 --> 00:35:27,316 Maybe I'm not as strong as you think I am. 647 00:35:27,351 --> 00:35:28,951 Yes, you are. 648 00:35:30,587 --> 00:35:33,289 Maybe you've just taken a vacation from yourself. 649 00:35:38,529 --> 00:35:42,064 Oh, spinning! Stop the spinning! 650 00:35:42,099 --> 00:35:46,068 I'm so sorry. This is not what I wanted it to be for us. 651 00:35:46,103 --> 00:35:49,405 It's OK. We can save money back in Cyprus. 652 00:35:49,439 --> 00:35:53,175 Just say sex. Good lord, I'm from the South, not France. 653 00:35:53,210 --> 00:35:55,011 Dale, where were you all day? 654 00:35:55,045 --> 00:35:57,780 This is your fault! You're like weed. 655 00:35:57,814 --> 00:35:59,515 You're my gateway, Rusty Cartwright! 656 00:35:59,550 --> 00:36:03,352 My fault? I didn't get you wasted. 657 00:36:03,387 --> 00:36:04,954 Why'd you really want to come here? 658 00:36:04,988 --> 00:36:07,290 [Dale] Well, not for the sand, OK? 659 00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:12,094 I wanted a girl. And not a landlady. 660 00:36:12,129 --> 00:36:15,598 Or some sorority girl that's too insecure to stick by me. 661 00:36:15,632 --> 00:36:19,302 I wanted to have a real college experience like you did. 662 00:36:19,336 --> 00:36:21,370 And have fun. 663 00:36:23,273 --> 00:36:25,007 'Cause I only got two years left to do it. 664 00:36:28,211 --> 00:36:31,447 Should we go get him some coffee, or something? 665 00:36:33,216 --> 00:36:38,454 You look like Aliens vs. Predator, but all in one human form. 666 00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:40,156 [knocking on door] 667 00:36:41,625 --> 00:36:44,894 - I need you. - I need you, Casey. 668 00:36:46,964 --> 00:36:48,497 What's up? 669 00:36:48,532 --> 00:36:51,934 Uh6.. I got into law school in Washington. 670 00:36:51,969 --> 00:36:53,336 That's great! 671 00:36:53,370 --> 00:36:55,004 It's not, because I'm not going. 672 00:36:55,038 --> 00:36:57,740 I now see why Cappie doesn't want to graduate. 673 00:36:57,774 --> 00:37:00,610 What if I'm not ready, Rusty? What if I fail? 674 00:37:00,644 --> 00:37:04,180 You're ready. There are bigger things out there for you now. 675 00:37:05,949 --> 00:37:07,350 I'll be alone. 676 00:37:07,384 --> 00:37:09,218 Casey, remember when I first came to CRU? 677 00:37:09,252 --> 00:37:11,420 I was terrified. I was lonely. 678 00:37:11,455 --> 00:37:12,922 I didn't have a world. 679 00:37:12,956 --> 00:37:14,657 But if I had never came here, 680 00:37:14,691 --> 00:37:18,260 I never would've joined a fraternity. 681 00:37:18,295 --> 00:37:22,798 Met Cappie and all those guys. Calvin and Dale. 682 00:37:22,833 --> 00:37:26,802 I never would've had the relationship that I have with you now. 683 00:37:26,837 --> 00:37:29,071 Now I have a whole universe. 684 00:37:30,574 --> 00:37:31,874 Did you ever read Peter Pan? 685 00:37:31,908 --> 00:37:35,444 No. See? I've never even read Peter Pan! 686 00:37:35,479 --> 00:37:37,213 I have no business leaving school. 687 00:37:37,247 --> 00:37:40,049 - I have to stay. - The first line of Peter Pan 688 00:37:40,083 --> 00:37:43,152 is "All children, except one, grow up." 689 00:37:43,186 --> 00:37:45,354 Wendy knew that at two years old. 690 00:37:45,389 --> 00:37:46,856 You're learning it at 22. 691 00:37:46,890 --> 00:37:49,659 Everyone has to grow up. Nobody's Peter Pan. 692 00:37:51,028 --> 00:37:52,194 Not even Cappie. 693 00:37:54,264 --> 00:37:55,464 Dale just threw up. 694 00:37:57,134 --> 00:37:59,502 - Hi. - Hi. 695 00:37:59,536 --> 00:38:02,304 Oh, Dana. This is my sister, Casey. 696 00:38:04,775 --> 00:38:06,776 I didn't know you have a sister. 697 00:38:18,984 --> 00:38:21,852 Oh, my God, you should've seen your face! You were so surprised. 698 00:38:21,887 --> 00:38:24,388 I... Yes, I was. Thanks, Abby. 699 00:38:28,660 --> 00:38:30,828 OK, there are a lot of really cute guys here. 700 00:38:30,862 --> 00:38:32,162 You're still on vacation. 701 00:38:33,331 --> 00:38:35,232 Not sure my vacation worked out, Ash. 702 00:38:35,267 --> 00:38:37,234 So I'm calling it a night. 703 00:38:39,170 --> 00:38:42,072 Despite Dale's vomit, I'm really enjoying Myrtle Beach. 704 00:38:43,642 --> 00:38:45,109 Uh-oh, here comes Calvin. 705 00:38:45,143 --> 00:38:47,845 No fighting, OK? We need some BattleBots or something. 706 00:38:50,048 --> 00:38:54,285 - So? - Phase four is complete. 707 00:38:54,319 --> 00:38:55,953 Even Trip said he'd vote for me. 708 00:38:55,987 --> 00:38:59,857 Then may Iongratulate the future president of Omega Chi. 709 00:38:59,891 --> 00:39:03,460 What? - As president, I think my first order of business will be 710 00:39:03,495 --> 00:39:06,030 to declare a truce between Kappa Tau and Omega Chi. 711 00:39:06,064 --> 00:39:07,765 Wait, what? It was all a joke? 712 00:39:08,799 --> 00:39:12,570 A series of phases, to be exact, concocted by our Revenge Chair. 713 00:39:13,104 --> 00:39:16,140 The entire plot was brought to you by the brotherhood of Kappa Tau. 714 00:39:16,174 --> 00:39:20,244 The mob guy was actually Brother Rubik's Cube, Class of '85. 715 00:39:20,278 --> 00:39:24,214 The Myrtle Beach cops were Brothers Pez, Paisley, Tricky Dick and Disco Dan. 716 00:39:24,249 --> 00:39:27,418 All KT Brothers from the University of South Carolina, class of '79. 717 00:39:27,452 --> 00:39:29,386 - Brothers for life. - Mmm-hmm. 718 00:39:29,421 --> 00:39:32,389 What are you gonna do now that you don't have Omega Chi to kick around anymore? 719 00:39:32,424 --> 00:39:35,059 Enjoy life? - [Cappie] I don't know, I saw Lambda Sig 720 00:39:35,093 --> 00:39:37,361 looking at me funny last week. I didn't care for that. 721 00:39:37,395 --> 00:39:40,064 I'm gonna get to the bottom of it. - Hey... 722 00:39:40,098 --> 00:39:42,633 - How about we go on that walk now? - Oh, OK. Yeah. 723 00:39:42,667 --> 00:39:45,102 - Sure. - Beav... 724 00:39:52,944 --> 00:39:54,912 Rebecca! Wait, wait, listen! 725 00:39:54,946 --> 00:39:57,614 I'm... [exhales] 726 00:39:59,417 --> 00:40:03,354 - You're what? - I'm not the good guy. 727 00:40:03,388 --> 00:40:05,856 I don't always do the right thing all the time. 728 00:40:05,890 --> 00:40:09,059 And I'm always blaming my parents or the money. 729 00:40:09,094 --> 00:40:11,929 But the only person to blame is myself. 730 00:40:11,963 --> 00:40:15,833 I let my pride get in the way, d I don't want to lose you. 731 00:40:19,070 --> 00:40:21,271 You can forget what a mess I am? 732 00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:25,009 You cheated on me because you don't believe 733 00:40:25,043 --> 00:40:26,877 you deserve happiness, but you do. 734 00:40:28,980 --> 00:40:32,383 I do. And we can find that together. 735 00:40:33,585 --> 00:40:35,052 I'd like to try. 736 00:40:41,226 --> 00:40:45,162 So, uh, I've been waiting for the perfect moment 737 00:40:45,196 --> 00:40:47,097 to give you something, and, um... 738 00:40:48,633 --> 00:40:51,035 Well, I think now's as good a time as any. 739 00:40:51,069 --> 00:40:52,569 Oh? What is it? 740 00:41:00,678 --> 00:41:02,446 I want you to wear my lavaliere. 741 00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:04,181 I love you, Casey. 742 00:41:05,216 --> 00:41:06,450 I love you, too. 743 00:41:06,484 --> 00:41:08,719 You're not as excited as I thought you'd be. 744 00:41:08,753 --> 00:41:10,154 Is it because of where it's been? 745 00:41:10,188 --> 00:41:14,525 What? No, it's just, um... 746 00:41:14,559 --> 00:41:17,161 I didn't bungee jump today because I was scared. 747 00:41:17,195 --> 00:41:21,532 And if I stay in Cyprus, I'd be staying because I'm scared. 748 00:41:25,904 --> 00:41:27,905 You're going to Washington, aren't you? 749 00:41:27,939 --> 00:41:31,675 I have to do what's best for me, and that's law school. 750 00:41:31,709 --> 00:41:34,078 Don't you want me to go and succeed? 751 00:41:34,112 --> 00:41:36,880 I do. I guess I'm being selfish 752 00:41:36,915 --> 00:41:39,083 because I know that means I'm gonna lose you. 753 00:41:41,086 --> 00:41:43,087 Cap, you can come with me! To Washington! 754 00:41:43,121 --> 00:41:45,656 - You could transfer... - I'm not sure I can leave. 755 00:41:45,690 --> 00:41:47,224 And I can't stay. 756 00:41:47,258 --> 00:41:50,260 But, Cap, I totally understand why you're scared to go. 757 00:41:51,229 --> 00:41:53,931 - I'm not scared. - That's OK. 758 00:41:53,965 --> 00:41:55,866 Leaving something can be terrifying... 759 00:41:55,900 --> 00:41:57,734 Is that what you're doing? Are you leaving me behind? 760 00:41:57,769 --> 00:41:59,403 No, I want us to move forward, together! 761 00:41:59,437 --> 00:42:00,571 I don't want to move forward! 762 00:42:00,605 --> 00:42:01,805 Because you don't want to grow up! 763 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:03,474 Then what other choice do we have? 764 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:12,282 We are two different people who love each other very much. 765 00:42:12,317 --> 00:42:14,585 It seems like the only place where our differences 766 00:42:14,619 --> 00:42:16,019 don't matter is in college. 767 00:42:17,822 --> 00:42:20,290 Maybe this is just one of those college relationships, huh? 768 00:42:20,325 --> 00:42:24,294 If it is, it's the best one of all time. 769 00:42:26,498 --> 00:42:29,833 Look, let's just finish the year out together, and... 770 00:42:29,868 --> 00:42:32,269 No, screw it. You know what? Why wait? 771 00:42:32,303 --> 00:42:34,505 If you don't have more faith in us than that? 772 00:42:34,539 --> 00:42:37,441 - Then we should break up now. - No, I don't want to. 773 00:42:37,475 --> 00:42:39,042 Well, too late. It's done. All right? 774 00:42:39,077 --> 00:42:42,079 I can't believe I was gonna give this to you tonight. 775 00:42:42,113 --> 00:42:44,548 I would've felt pretty college doing something like that. 776 00:42:44,582 --> 00:42:45,983 Cappie, please... Cappie... 777 00:42:49,254 --> 00:42:50,787 Cappie... 778 00:42:50,788 --> 00:42:56,788 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 779 00:42:56,838 --> 00:43:01,388 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 61759

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