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I brought it up with Cappie.
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Well, you have to live your own life.
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You have to go after what you want
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and not worry about him.
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I'm just not sure I'm ready to graduate.
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So what about you and Casey?
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If she gets into CRU Law,
then it won't be an issue.
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- And if she doesn't?
- I don't really know.
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I'm sorry I tried to change you.
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- What about graduation?
- We'll worry about that in May.
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[Rusty] Dana inspires me.
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Do you need to talk to
me about anything else?
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I've been thinking. I
enjoy our time together,
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but I don'twant.
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No. Sorry.
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[Rusty] Why won't you tell
me your plan for revenge?
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- Because there isn't one.
- You didn't think I could help you.
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But I also know if I have a
problem, I can come to you.
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I just wish you felt the same.
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Ladies and gentlemen, as
president, it is my job
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to nominate the one man
who can lead us to victory.
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And our new Revenge
Chair: Rusty Cartwright!
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Phase One is complete.
Phase Two: Myrtle Beach.
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[exhaling]
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After years of pranks and brawls
and pledge paddles, this is it.
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Revenge on Omega Chi has
never looked so sweet.
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And fun!
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The first phase of Mission:
Probable is complete.
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The next three are ready
and waiting in Myrtle Beach.
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You might have to do
some of this without me.
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I have a secret mission of
my own involving your sister.
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- [chuckling]
- Beav!
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And put Evan Chambers
down. What are you doing?
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Are you talking about Casey's birthday?
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I thought you were cc'ed
on her gift wish list.
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No, I'm pretty sure this is
something she won't be expecting.
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No way!
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Wait, is that the same
lavaliere that Beaver...
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Don't ask questions.
You don't want to know.
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This is Casey's last spring
break. I'm gonna get this right.
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Find the perfect moment.
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Cap... you know, if this works,
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we're never gonna have to worry
about the Omega Chis again.
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That's the plan.
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[Beaver simulating explosion] Mini-car!
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You're going down, little Omega Chi pony!
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B Team, rappel!
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Boot stomps!
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Well, that makes my
sixth interview this week!
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After graduation, I'm just
gonna have to live off the land.
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- Whatever thameans.
- It went well?
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If you ask me what my weaknesses are,
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I'm gonna tell you!
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Punctuality's overrated anyway.
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Fortunately, we have spring break to
delight and maybe even surprise us.
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And take our minds off of
all this post-grad craziness.
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By post-grad craziness, are
you referring to the fact
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that you're both insanely
checking your e-mail
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for law school responses?
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So f f far I've been rejected m
Stanford, Georgetown and Texas.
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I feel like Laura at a mixer.
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Well, you still have George Washington...
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And CRU.
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I just want to know already.
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You know, we did get
some mail earlier today.
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What? Where is it? Where is it at?
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They say you can tell a lot about
whether you were accepted or not
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- by the size of the envelope.
- Oh, my gosh, I can't look!
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Like what they say about
guys and their feet.
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That's a myth! And where's the damn mail?
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- Oh, it's big.
- [gasping]
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It's big. It's really big.
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- [laughing]
- [Cappie] Read it.
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Open it! Open it!
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Oh, my God, I got into GW
Law School in Washington, DC!
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- [both laughing]
- Yay! That's awesome!
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I know! Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, this is really happening.
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Yeah, it's really happening.
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And you know they really did admit you
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because George Washington
University cannot tell a lie.
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Um...
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Ash, did you get any mail from CRU?
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- No.
- Not yet, right?
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Right.
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[computer keys clacking]
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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...and since the KTs were gracious enough
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to suck at golf last week,
I'm proud to say we have
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a si party house in Myrtle Beach!
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[all cheering]
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It's on the Strand, wet bar,
hot tub. It's gonna be awesome!
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All right, all right,
but not too awesome, guys.
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I got a letter from Nationals, they're
seriously cracking down this year.
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"Given several incidents involving
illegal or untoward behavior
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by some chapters last spring break,
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members involved in any illegal activity
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will risk immediate suspension and
the revocation of their charter."
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Well, there goes our South
Carolinian prostitution ring.
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[all laughing]
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All right, next up, house elections
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are after we return from spring break,
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so I'll now open the floor
to presidential nominations.
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- JP?
- I nominate Trip Sutcliffe.
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[all applauding]
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Well, I graciously and
humbly accept this nomination.
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I would like to nominate Calvin Owens.
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- Me?
- Shocker.
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Even though we broke up, I
still appreciate his integrity
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and I would love to
see him lead this house.
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Thanks, Grant.
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[Evan] Uh, great. Any other nominations?
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All right, campaign season will commence
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after Spring Break for
Sutcliffe versus Owens.
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Meeting adjourned.
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So that was pretty cool of Grant, huh?
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Yeah, I'm glad to see you
guys are staying friends.
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I'm not sure he did you a favor, though.
- What do you mean?
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You know what I've been through
with this house, these guys.
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How much of a jerk I've had to be.
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I'm just no sure this is a
job you're wired to handle.
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Or even really want.
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[Dana] Wow, I've never
been to Myrtle Beach before.
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It's so great. There's this club, Paradox.
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Are they gonna stamp our hands or
give us one of those wristband things?
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Oh, I couldn't get in.
But the beach is so great.
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Provided you wear sun
block, which I didn't.
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Sounds... dangerous.
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Well, the truth is, I was
actually only there for one night.
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I ended up coming back
with Calvin and Dale.
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See, Calvin and I were kind of in a fight
because of the feud between our houses.
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Your houses sure fight a lot.
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Well, this spring break's
going to be different, right?
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There are a few things I have to do for KT
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while I'm there, but outside of that,
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it's gonna be all
Dana-Rusty, all the time.
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I can't wait. I was lucky
to get a room so last minute.
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Well... I know we've only been
going out a couple of weeks.
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And the way the economy is...
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We could share a room.
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To save money.
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Only if you want! Because of the economy.
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And stuff.
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Um, I wouldn't mind...
saving a little money.
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That's great! 'Cause
the economy sucks, so...
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- ...we can be frugal. Together.
- [chuckling]
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Yes, sir. I completely
see the irony of asking you
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to do something illegal
regarding admissions to a school
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that teaches the law, but
if I did get into CRU Law,
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could you just, like,
cough or sniff or something?
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One cough yes, two coughs no? Hello?
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[groans] Stupid laws.
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I have some good news. I just
got off the phone with Nationals
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and next year they're
requiring all houses employ
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- a full-time house mother.
- How's that good news?
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Well, I meant for us,
'cause we're graduating.
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- Mmm-hmm. - I wish
I was graduating.
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Trust me, little sis, you don't.
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[sighs] Oh, Abby...
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Where are we on Casey's
surprise birthday party?
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We're set! I reserved a
section at Tijuana Tony's.
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Big banner, lots of balloons, pink ones.
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And make sure they have a
lemon drop waiting for her.
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- Then keep them coming.
- Right!
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What? Casey's as predictable
as a Katherine Heigl movie.
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So what's all this graduation talk?
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Just the thought of going
to spring break single?
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It's kinda sad.
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And kinda my second year doing it.
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Sorry.
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No, don't be. We can find
fun new guys together!
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I'm kinda missing my lame old one.
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OK, we need to shake
this Evan Chambers thing.
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You know what we could do?
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We could take a vacation from ourselves.
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Can we go somewhere
better than Myrtle Beach?
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No, but we can lie about who we are.
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I used to do it all the
time on family vacations.
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On one trip to San Francisco,
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I told this waiter I was
a teen prodigy in town
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to play the cello for
Tony Blair and Oprah.
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And I got free dessert. It was awesome.
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Trust me.
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Hey, you heading back down
to Sin in the Sand Land?
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Yeah. I thought you were
going turkey-hunting again.
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I thought I'd do something a little different.
Maybe hang out by the pool, get some sun.
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It's too bad you don't want
to go to Sin in the Sand Land.
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I wouldn't say no.
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You just called it "
Sin in the Sand Land."
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Why would you want to go?
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For the sand. If I were invited.
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Well, my room is going to be occupied.
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But I do know someone
else who has an extra room.
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- I can call her and see if...
- Is that an invitation?
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Dale, do you want to go to
Myrtle Beach with me and Dana?
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- Dana's going?
- I'm sure she won't mind.
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No, I just find her really grating.
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Let me think about it.
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All right, yeah, I'll pack my floaties.
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[rock music plays]
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* Show me the sun *
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Hey! You're wasting valuable
party time, Case! Let's go!
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Hold on, guys. Hi, um... Hi.
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Do you have any mail for Casey Cartwright?
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I'm her. I mean, I'm
she. She's me. I'm me. Hi.
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Hi. I can't deliver mail to strangers.
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You're going to have to wait
until I get to your house.
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This might be my last spring
break. With my boyfriend.
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Because we're going down
two different life paths.
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Unless I get into CRU Law School.
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Law school? So you know it's illegal...
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Yeah, irony, got it.
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Regardless, if I get into CRU,
that'd buy us a few more years.
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If I don't, then have to accept
that this is a college thing,
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and we'll have to go our separate ways.
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- I deliver mail for a living.
- I'll pay you.
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Also illegal. You know
what? Never mind, here.
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I'll give you a trick of the trade.
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You can tell whether
you were accepted or not
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by the size of the envelope.
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- Oh, CRU Law, right? Sorry.
- Thanks.
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* 'Cause there's no guarantee *
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* When you're ready to say goodbye *
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* Are you ready to go... *
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[bus engine turning over]
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- Oh, so... anything from CRU?
- Just this underwear catalog.
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- Oh, can I have it?
- We've talked about this, Beav.
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Casey Cartwright, this
is gonna be a spring break
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- you'll never forget.
- I think so.
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- [engine starts]
- [cheering]
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* Young scholars young lovers *
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Wow, it's as God-awful as I'd imagined.
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You know, Dale, I really wish
I hadn't cancelled that room.
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Oh, I don't mind staying with you two.
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Hmm. There's gotta be a
Hide-A-Bed or something.
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Where's it hiding?
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Sorry, Dana.
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It's OK. I just thought we were gonna...
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...save a little money.
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We are. We're doing
this three ways, right?
241
00:11:44,126 --> 00:11:46,794
No! Not in the way you're thinking.
242
00:11:48,096 --> 00:11:50,231
But there can still be some savings.
243
00:11:50,265 --> 00:11:52,833
We can save some money elsewhere.
244
00:11:52,868 --> 00:11:55,670
I brought coupons, for your pleasure.
245
00:11:55,704 --> 00:11:57,738
Stone Phillips says a
black light is the best way
246
00:11:57,773 --> 00:12:00,341
to check for residual... protein matter.
247
00:12:04,079 --> 00:12:05,780
- Oh!
- There it is.
248
00:12:05,814 --> 00:12:08,783
Looks like someone saved
money all over the room.
249
00:12:08,817 --> 00:12:10,084
On the phone?
250
00:12:14,356 --> 00:12:17,758
- I call the floor.
- Guess we get the bed.
251
00:12:23,165 --> 00:12:24,732
Did you guys see the hot tub out back?
252
00:12:24,766 --> 00:12:27,568
This place is better than
the house on Jersey Shore.
253
00:12:27,603 --> 00:12:30,004
And with fewer
hair-gelled fame-whores.
254
00:12:30,038 --> 00:12:32,139
Yeah. I can't believe we
lucked out with this place.
255
00:12:32,174 --> 00:12:34,442
I can't believe the KTs
lucked into this place.
256
00:12:34,476 --> 00:12:38,279
Hey. What the hell are you doing here?
257
00:12:38,313 --> 00:12:40,114
This is my boss's house.
258
00:12:40,148 --> 00:12:43,117
Uh, I think there's
been a misunderstanding.
259
00:12:43,151 --> 00:12:44,752
No, freakin' kidding!
260
00:12:44,786 --> 00:12:47,021
This is our house, actually.
We rented it for the week.
261
00:12:47,055 --> 00:12:48,756
No, these guys we know rented it.
262
00:12:48,790 --> 00:12:51,225
What are you, stupid or something?
263
00:12:51,259 --> 00:12:54,128
You got exactly ten seconds
to get off this property.
264
00:12:54,162 --> 00:12:55,896
Or what?
265
00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:03,871
Oh! OK. Um, sir, we apologize to you.
266
00:13:03,905 --> 00:13:06,741
And we don't want any trouble
so we will be leaving now.
267
00:13:06,775 --> 00:13:09,377
Take these items, please,
as a gift, and uh...
268
00:13:10,178 --> 00:13:11,612
Sorry.
269
00:13:14,816 --> 00:13:17,685
It's a set-up. Kappa Taus
wanted us to win that tournament.
270
00:13:17,719 --> 00:13:20,521
- Well, now we're homeless.
- Guess we kinda had it coming.
271
00:13:20,555 --> 00:13:22,523
Had it coming? Let's serve it back.
272
00:13:22,557 --> 00:13:24,792
Let's find a place to stay first, Trip.
273
00:13:30,799 --> 00:13:32,099
Phase two is complete.
274
00:13:33,035 --> 00:13:35,803
[dance music playing]
275
00:13:38,674 --> 00:13:43,377
So that's it. I guess I'm
leaving Cyprus and leaving Cappie.
276
00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:46,514
I'm sorry.
277
00:13:46,548 --> 00:13:49,316
But I thought you'd
accepted your relationship
278
00:13:49,351 --> 00:13:51,619
with Cappie would end after graduation.
279
00:13:51,653 --> 00:13:55,156
I did, but that's when
everything was... theoretical.
280
00:13:55,190 --> 00:13:59,193
- And now it's retical.
- Exactly. I'm gonna be 22!
281
00:13:59,227 --> 00:14:01,662
Do you know who's 22? Old people.
282
00:14:01,697 --> 00:14:05,800
But do old people bungee jump? [giggles]
283
00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:07,768
Come on, it's our last spring break
284
00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:09,737
and I'm not going to let you
angst your way through it.
285
00:14:11,273 --> 00:14:16,210
- I am gonna miss you, though.
- I'm gonna miss you, too!
286
00:14:17,279 --> 00:14:19,814
[both laughing]
287
00:14:22,150 --> 00:14:25,252
How could I not have gotten into CRU?
288
00:14:25,287 --> 00:14:26,620
I mean, that was my safety school!
289
00:14:26,655 --> 00:14:28,989
GW Law was sort of a long shot.
290
00:14:29,024 --> 00:14:32,993
You got into law school?
Congrats! I went to Georgetown.
291
00:14:33,028 --> 00:14:35,730
Really? Any advice?
292
00:14:35,764 --> 00:14:38,265
Yeah, it's, uh... It's really hard.
293
00:14:39,901 --> 00:14:41,402
Don't flunk out.
294
00:14:46,508 --> 00:14:49,477
Who wants shots from
the Margarito Bandito?
295
00:14:50,045 --> 00:14:51,879
[all cheering]
296
00:14:53,582 --> 00:14:57,017
- You want a shot?
- Uh, God, yes! Please!
297
00:14:59,988 --> 00:15:02,022
- Here, here, here!
- [laughing]
298
00:15:02,057 --> 00:15:04,225
- OK...
- [yelling]
299
00:15:04,259 --> 00:15:05,693
[laughing]
300
00:15:05,727 --> 00:15:08,729
Wow, my first fake ID. I
can't believe it worked.
301
00:15:08,764 --> 00:15:10,131
Thank you, "Chad Stewart."
302
00:15:10,165 --> 00:15:12,633
Don't thank me, "Penelope Holmes."
303
00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:13,901
Thank Kappa Tau.
304
00:15:13,935 --> 00:15:18,773
What's the matter, Francis Domingo?
305
00:15:18,807 --> 00:15:20,808
[rap music plays]
306
00:15:20,842 --> 00:15:23,110
Well, I might try the bar. Um...
307
00:15:23,145 --> 00:15:24,245
What should get?
308
00:15:24,279 --> 00:15:28,015
"Sex on the Beach. Sex in the Water.
309
00:15:28,049 --> 00:15:30,985
Sex Wading in the Water but
Planning to Come Back to the Beach."
310
00:15:31,019 --> 00:15:32,219
What do you think, Rusty?
311
00:15:33,388 --> 00:15:36,490
Just get anything you want.
312
00:15:36,525 --> 00:15:38,159
You know, with drink names like that,
313
00:15:38,193 --> 00:15:41,095
they're practically promoting
unwanted pregnancies.
314
00:15:41,129 --> 00:15:44,231
You won't have to worry about that.
315
00:15:44,266 --> 00:15:45,699
You won't have to worry about that.
316
00:15:45,734 --> 00:15:48,068
- Now that I'm sharing the room.
- Thanks, Francis.
317
00:15:48,103 --> 00:15:49,303
Thank you.
318
00:15:52,174 --> 00:15:54,308
Hey, I'm Taylor.
319
00:15:54,342 --> 00:15:56,544
I'm a dancer from Portland who loves pugs,
320
00:15:56,578 --> 00:15:59,780
moody floral prints and the
music of Muse. And you are?
321
00:15:59,815 --> 00:16:03,551
- Julia.
- OK, well that's a start.
322
00:16:03,585 --> 00:16:08,656
So who are Julia and
Taylor going to meet first?
323
00:16:11,359 --> 00:16:12,993
I think you got one, Taylor.
324
00:16:17,699 --> 00:16:19,700
I'm gonna go in for a closer look.
325
00:16:23,538 --> 00:16:27,174
Hi! I'm Taylor. I'm a
dancer from Portland.
326
00:16:27,209 --> 00:16:28,809
I love your top.
327
00:16:28,844 --> 00:16:31,779
It seems leopard print's
really making a comeback.
328
00:16:31,813 --> 00:16:34,248
OK... thanks.
329
00:16:34,282 --> 00:16:37,785
You know, I have this friend who
just broke up with his boyfriend.
330
00:16:37,819 --> 00:16:40,020
- I could call him.
- Ooh.
331
00:16:40,055 --> 00:16:41,021
Um, hi?
332
00:16:41,056 --> 00:16:43,691
Sorry, cutie. This is just business.
333
00:16:43,725 --> 00:16:45,826
We come down here every
year to observe trends,
334
00:16:45,861 --> 00:16:47,294
check out the young people.
335
00:16:47,329 --> 00:16:50,231
I like your look. I'm Faith Flowers.
336
00:16:50,265 --> 00:16:52,766
Well, Faith Flowers, let me be clear.
337
00:16:52,801 --> 00:16:55,135
I'm not interested in porn,
338
00:16:55,170 --> 00:16:57,972
or lifting my top or
making out with a girl.
339
00:16:58,006 --> 00:16:59,740
Shame on you.
340
00:17:04,746 --> 00:17:06,313
Was that Faith Flowers?
341
00:17:06,348 --> 00:17:08,349
I didn't know you watched porn.
342
00:17:08,383 --> 00:17:10,818
No, Faith Flowers is a trend forecaster.
343
00:17:10,852 --> 00:17:13,520
My father hired her as a
consultant back in the day.
344
00:17:13,555 --> 00:17:15,656
Companies pay her to tell them
what the latest trends are.
345
00:17:15,690 --> 00:17:18,359
Wait, that's a real job?
346
00:17:18,393 --> 00:17:21,495
I'd be so good at that! It's
like being cool and psychic!
347
00:17:21,529 --> 00:17:23,430
Do something about it.
348
00:17:23,465 --> 00:17:25,332
What? Just go up to her
and beg her for a job?
349
00:17:25,367 --> 00:17:30,804
- She's right there...
- Oh, no! She was right there.
350
00:17:31,606 --> 00:17:33,374
It's like she's magic.
351
00:17:34,576 --> 00:17:37,778
No. She's the Fairy Job Mother.
352
00:17:40,749 --> 00:17:43,117
OK, look, we already
have a hotel, all right?
353
00:17:43,151 --> 00:17:45,419
So let's put everything
behind us and have some fun.
354
00:17:45,453 --> 00:17:47,655
Hi, guys. How's the house?
355
00:17:47,689 --> 00:17:49,790
We sure are pissed we lost it. [groans]
356
00:17:49,824 --> 00:17:53,394
Yeah. That house belongs to
someone else. Someone armed.
357
00:17:53,428 --> 00:17:56,030
And since it's spring break,
now we're stuck in a crap hotel.
358
00:17:57,399 --> 00:18:00,134
- Sorry to hear about that, Cal.
- Thanks, Heath.
359
00:18:00,168 --> 00:18:02,369
Heath meant that
sarcastically, by the way.
360
00:18:04,105 --> 00:18:07,308
When you guys are trying to
sleep in your crappy hotel,
361
00:18:07,342 --> 00:18:10,444
I hope you dream of
Jeremy, Ferret and Wade.
362
00:18:10,478 --> 00:18:12,179
Aw, you're still whining about that?
363
00:18:12,213 --> 00:18:14,882
For the last time, we didn't
mean for them to get expelled.
364
00:18:14,916 --> 00:18:18,519
Then I didn't mean to sleep
with your girlfriend, Bing.
365
00:18:18,553 --> 00:18:21,588
- Oh, wait, yes I did.
- Ooh!
366
00:18:23,291 --> 00:18:25,359
Everyone remember what Nationals said.
367
00:18:25,393 --> 00:18:30,064
All right, hey, hey... Happy
spring break, Evan Pompeo!
368
00:18:30,098 --> 00:18:32,433
Of Grey's Anatomy fame!
369
00:18:43,111 --> 00:18:46,780
Abby! How's your first
college spring break so far?
370
00:18:46,815 --> 00:18:48,449
I never want to leave!
371
00:18:48,483 --> 00:18:51,385
I heard about GW, that's so exciting!
372
00:18:51,419 --> 00:18:54,688
- Yeah, really exciting.
- Where are you going to live?
373
00:18:54,723 --> 00:18:56,957
I haven't thought about it.
374
00:18:56,992 --> 00:18:58,392
Are you going to get a roommate?
375
00:18:58,426 --> 00:19:00,094
I'm not sure.
376
00:19:00,128 --> 00:19:02,396
- Do you even know anyone there?
- No.
377
00:19:02,430 --> 00:19:05,466
You're probably not going to have
a whole lot of time to socialize.
378
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:07,267
I bet law school is super hard.
379
00:19:07,302 --> 00:19:08,769
Are you ready for it?
380
00:19:14,476 --> 00:19:17,444
You know what, Abby? Um, I don't know.
381
00:19:17,479 --> 00:19:20,180
I'm not even 100 percent sure I'm going.
382
00:19:20,215 --> 00:19:24,618
I mean, I could just stay
in Cyprus for another year.
383
00:19:24,652 --> 00:19:27,154
Maybe take that housemother job at ZBZ.
384
00:19:27,188 --> 00:19:29,156
You should totally stay!
385
00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:30,958
Yeah...
386
00:19:33,962 --> 00:19:35,029
Right?
387
00:19:40,832 --> 00:19:42,099
My parents say hi.
388
00:19:42,133 --> 00:19:44,168
They can't sleep at night
knowing I'm down here.
389
00:19:45,002 --> 00:19:48,738
Their only comfort is knowing
I'm below the Mason-Dixon line.
390
00:19:48,773 --> 00:19:50,173
So what should we do today?
391
00:19:50,207 --> 00:19:51,975
I was thinking you could
do your own thing today.
392
00:19:52,009 --> 00:19:54,778
But I'm not sure how
much fun I can have alone
393
00:19:54,812 --> 00:19:57,313
on a plantation tour. Why
don't you guys come with me?
394
00:19:57,348 --> 00:19:59,783
Dana and I had kinda had
some romantic time planned.
395
00:19:59,817 --> 00:20:02,485
What's more romantic than taking
in the architectural detail
396
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,287
of two-century-old
slaves' quarters?
397
00:20:04,321 --> 00:20:06,523
I read online that girls love them.
398
00:20:06,557 --> 00:20:10,126
Listen, I appreciate you coming
all this way to spend spring break
399
00:20:10,161 --> 00:20:11,728
because you wanted to
spend time with me...
400
00:20:11,762 --> 00:20:12,862
I didn't come for you.
401
00:20:12,897 --> 00:20:15,365
Do you think I enjoy
being your third wheel!?
402
00:20:16,801 --> 00:20:17,867
Then why are you here?
403
00:20:19,170 --> 00:20:21,304
Forget it, have fun with your girlfriend.
404
00:20:27,645 --> 00:20:31,381
- Is Francis OK?
- I have no idea.
405
00:20:31,415 --> 00:20:35,885
You know, we're alone. Do
you want to save some money?
406
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,421
Oh!
407
00:20:39,623 --> 00:20:41,691
Crap! I've got this KT stuff I gotta do.
408
00:20:41,725 --> 00:20:43,593
It's Phase Three, but I'll be right back.
409
00:20:44,495 --> 00:20:46,529
I will wait here.
410
00:20:46,564 --> 00:20:51,868
- [muffled vomiting]
- Or I'll go to the beach.
411
00:21:22,199 --> 00:21:23,533
Uh, Casey, wake up.
412
00:21:23,567 --> 00:21:25,502
Wake up, Casey, hurry! Hurry, wake up!
413
00:21:25,536 --> 00:21:27,971
Casey... Aww!
414
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:32,041
- Happy birthday!
- Oh...
415
00:21:32,076 --> 00:21:33,676
That's so nice.
416
00:21:35,279 --> 00:21:39,949
Oh, ow! Oh, my gosh, I am so hung over.
417
00:21:39,984 --> 00:21:41,751
Yeah.
418
00:21:41,785 --> 00:21:44,120
- How are you not?
- Practice.
419
00:21:44,155 --> 00:21:47,423
You were the life of the party last night.
- [groaning]
420
00:21:47,458 --> 00:21:50,560
I think, at one point, you
put a lamp shade on your head.
421
00:21:51,695 --> 00:21:56,199
- You were so cute and cliche.
- It was fun.
422
00:21:56,233 --> 00:21:58,668
Thanks for the... cruller.
423
00:21:58,702 --> 00:22:00,770
Um, I actually had something else...
424
00:22:00,804 --> 00:22:02,906
I didn't get into CRU.
425
00:22:04,008 --> 00:22:05,141
Oh.
426
00:22:06,343 --> 00:22:09,412
Oh, I'm sorry, Case.
427
00:22:09,446 --> 00:22:13,449
But, I've been thinking. About us.
428
00:22:13,484 --> 00:22:17,554
And my life in Cyprus and the sorority.
429
00:22:17,588 --> 00:22:20,490
And I have decided... to stay.
430
00:22:20,524 --> 00:22:24,494
I can defer GW for a year. Maybe even two.
431
00:22:24,528 --> 00:22:26,062
You're not still drunk, are you?
432
00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:28,598
I've even been thinking about
433
00:22:28,632 --> 00:22:31,868
taking up the house
mother position at ZBZ.
434
00:22:34,972 --> 00:22:39,976
I love my life at ZBZ, and I love you.
435
00:22:40,010 --> 00:22:41,544
Why would I leave?
436
00:22:46,016 --> 00:22:48,451
Yay!
437
00:22:48,485 --> 00:22:50,520
So, do you know what I
feel like doing right now?
438
00:22:50,554 --> 00:22:52,422
Oh, I hope so.
439
00:22:52,456 --> 00:22:54,724
Stop it. I'm gonna get some clothes on.
440
00:22:54,758 --> 00:22:55,825
- Let's go.
- OK.
441
00:22:59,230 --> 00:23:01,931
[Ashleigh] Well, nothing on
the Fairy Job Mother so far.
442
00:23:01,966 --> 00:23:04,500
How are you doing on boy patrol, "Julia?"
443
00:23:04,535 --> 00:23:06,135
[Rebecca] None so far.
444
00:23:06,170 --> 00:23:10,006
Ugh! You're on vacation
from yourself! Look for boys.
445
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,509
I can't vacate. I miss Evan, OK?
446
00:23:13,544 --> 00:23:16,613
[sighs] So are you going
to do something about it?
447
00:23:16,647 --> 00:23:20,116
Right. Just pour my heart out
and plead for him to take me back.
448
00:23:22,253 --> 00:23:24,520
He's right over there.
449
00:23:27,992 --> 00:23:31,361
Just open up myself to him and
possibly have him shut me down?
450
00:23:31,395 --> 00:23:33,663
You and I have had our set of issues.
451
00:23:33,697 --> 00:23:37,433
If I can forgive you, maybe he can too.
452
00:23:40,237 --> 00:23:43,072
Can you give me a minute?
Guys? I'll meet up with you.
453
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:53,483
- [laughs nervously] Hi.
- Hi.
454
00:23:56,120 --> 00:24:00,056
Wow, um... Here's the thing.
455
00:24:00,090 --> 00:24:02,058
I'm just gonna get to the point.
456
00:24:03,494 --> 00:24:06,496
I screwed up... big time.
457
00:24:06,530 --> 00:24:09,465
I hurt you. And I'm sorry for that.
458
00:24:10,567 --> 00:24:12,068
I still care about you.
459
00:24:13,837 --> 00:24:15,772
A lot, actually.
460
00:24:18,909 --> 00:24:20,109
And I miss you.
461
00:24:22,913 --> 00:24:24,781
And I would appreciate a second chance.
462
00:24:30,421 --> 00:24:31,521
I can't.
463
00:24:33,490 --> 00:24:36,492
I appreciate your apology, Rebecca.
464
00:24:36,527 --> 00:24:40,863
And I can forgive, but I'm
honestly not sure I can forget.
465
00:24:40,898 --> 00:24:42,732
Or if I even really want to.
466
00:24:42,766 --> 00:24:44,901
I'm still pissed.
467
00:24:46,637 --> 00:24:48,438
I'm sorry.
468
00:24:49,573 --> 00:24:50,773
So then...
469
00:24:52,409 --> 00:24:53,676
...there it is.
470
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:14,130
Wow. You can see a lot up here.
471
00:25:14,164 --> 00:25:16,032
You can practically see forever.
472
00:25:16,066 --> 00:25:18,501
- Speaking of forever...
- [whimpering]
473
00:25:19,770 --> 00:25:22,572
- Case...
- [gasping]
474
00:25:22,606 --> 00:25:25,007
If you're gonna puke I'd
throw it more that direction.
475
00:25:25,042 --> 00:25:27,543
I think I see some Omega Chis down there.
476
00:25:27,578 --> 00:25:31,280
I'm... I'm OK, um...
Why don't you go first?
477
00:25:31,315 --> 00:25:33,649
I thought you wanted to
do this. Are you scared?
478
00:25:33,684 --> 00:25:36,552
I'm not scared. It's just...
479
00:25:36,587 --> 00:25:41,090
- What if the cord breaks?
- That never happens. Does it?
480
00:25:41,125 --> 00:25:43,393
- Nah.
- Nah, never happens.
481
00:25:43,427 --> 00:25:46,496
OK, well, what if it's calibrated
wrong and I hit the ground
482
00:25:46,530 --> 00:25:47,897
and I bounce back up and hit the platform
483
00:25:47,931 --> 00:25:49,098
and then I hit the ground again?
484
00:25:49,133 --> 00:25:50,633
Seems a little Wile E Coyote.
485
00:25:50,667 --> 00:25:53,236
There's some basis in real physics there.
486
00:25:53,270 --> 00:25:55,772
I think that's just
the fear talking, Case.
487
00:25:55,806 --> 00:25:57,807
So what if it is fear? Fear's natural.
488
00:25:57,841 --> 00:26:00,810
It's good. It keeps you
from making mistakes.
489
00:26:00,844 --> 00:26:03,479
Doing things that you're not ready for.
490
00:26:03,514 --> 00:26:06,382
Not when it keeps you
from living your life.
491
00:26:06,417 --> 00:26:09,986
- Having fun.
- I just don't want to do it.
492
00:26:10,020 --> 00:26:13,189
So I'm going to crawl back
down. I'll see you on the ground.
493
00:26:13,223 --> 00:26:15,324
Not if I see you first.
494
00:26:15,959 --> 00:26:18,995
[whooping]
495
00:26:19,029 --> 00:26:22,799
So, I ran into Rebecca
earlier. She apologized.
496
00:26:22,833 --> 00:26:26,436
- Wanted to get back together.
- And?
497
00:26:26,470 --> 00:26:29,372
I said no. I mean, are you kidding?
498
00:26:29,406 --> 00:26:31,307
You know you still like her, Evan.
499
00:26:31,341 --> 00:26:32,842
Why don't you give her another chance?
500
00:26:32,876 --> 00:26:36,679
Because then if I get
burned again, I'm the fool.
501
00:26:36,713 --> 00:26:39,482
No thank you. See, Cal, you're too nice.
502
00:26:39,516 --> 00:26:42,418
Uh, guys What the hell?
503
00:26:46,356 --> 00:26:47,657
Is that the guy from the house?
504
00:26:47,691 --> 00:26:50,726
And isn't that your little
KT buddy paying him, Owens?
505
00:26:57,768 --> 00:27:04,140
- Buying some guns, Cartwright?
- Who? What?
506
00:27:04,174 --> 00:27:06,843
That guy? I've never seen that guy before.
507
00:27:06,877 --> 00:27:10,446
You hired that guy to kick
us out of that beach house.
508
00:27:12,683 --> 00:27:15,885
Joke's over. You got me.
509
00:27:17,387 --> 00:27:19,655
- I must be going now.
- Hey, hey...
510
00:27:20,657 --> 00:27:21,691
No problems.
511
00:27:22,993 --> 00:27:26,229
So, if that wasn't his house,
who's staying there now?
512
00:27:26,263 --> 00:27:29,832
- Uh... nobody?
- Nobody? All right.
513
00:27:29,867 --> 00:27:31,868
Then we're taking back our house.
514
00:27:38,315 --> 00:27:40,916
OK, all right! Everybody listen up!
515
00:27:40,951 --> 00:27:43,019
We should toast the Omega Chis
516
00:27:43,154 --> 00:27:45,388
for making this spring break memorable.
517
00:27:45,423 --> 00:27:49,325
- Cheers!
- [all cheering]
518
00:27:52,830 --> 00:27:56,733
Uh, Spitter. We said you could
invite one friend from school.
519
00:27:56,767 --> 00:27:59,402
Cap, I'm sorry, they
caught me paying off Roy.
520
00:27:59,437 --> 00:28:03,139
Listen, we're taking back this house.
We won it fair and square. So get out.
521
00:28:03,174 --> 00:28:05,241
We're not leaving,
Chambers. You lied to me.
522
00:28:05,276 --> 00:28:06,976
You got three of our brothers expelled.
523
00:28:07,011 --> 00:28:09,379
Leave us the house, we'll call it even.
- No way, Cap.
524
00:28:09,413 --> 00:28:12,749
If you want us gone, then
you're going to have to kill us.
525
00:28:12,783 --> 00:28:17,654
"Kill"? What am I walking into here, boys?
526
00:28:19,056 --> 00:28:22,725
Officer. Everything's fine.
We're gonna turn the music down.
527
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:24,894
And, uh... these guys were just leaving.
528
00:28:24,929 --> 00:28:27,730
- Who's house is this?
- It's ours.
529
00:28:27,765 --> 00:28:30,033
Yep. It's theirs.
530
00:28:30,067 --> 00:28:32,368
You heard the man. We were just leaving.
531
00:28:32,403 --> 00:28:33,803
Come on, KTs! Let's go!
532
00:28:38,409 --> 00:28:40,677
[donkey braying]
533
00:28:43,747 --> 00:28:46,249
Cheese and crackers! Is
this your donkey, too?
534
00:28:46,283 --> 00:28:48,051
No, we've never seen that before.
535
00:28:48,085 --> 00:28:50,420
What else here isn't yours?
536
00:28:53,491 --> 00:28:56,860
Hey, who ordered the fat, ugly strippers?
- Dale?
537
00:28:56,894 --> 00:28:59,796
- What happened to the party?
- That's not ours either.
538
00:28:59,830 --> 00:29:02,732
Have you been drinking?
How old are you, son?
539
00:29:02,766 --> 00:29:07,470
- I am 21, you jackass.
- [donkey braying]
540
00:29:07,505 --> 00:29:11,541
I got a card to prove it. And
that's Senor Domingo to you, jefe.
541
00:29:11,575 --> 00:29:15,745
Yeah, uh, that's right. You
just look so young, Francis.
542
00:29:15,779 --> 00:29:17,547
Let's get you outta here.
543
00:29:17,581 --> 00:29:21,751
I'm shutting this party
down! Everyone go home!
544
00:29:21,785 --> 00:29:24,387
Except for you guys. It's your
place. I need to see your IDs.
545
00:29:24,421 --> 00:29:28,892
Officer, listen... The
fact is we just arrived.
546
00:29:28,926 --> 00:29:31,728
Any illegal activity has
nothing to do with us.
547
00:29:31,762 --> 00:29:34,030
And we're in a fraternity.
548
00:29:34,064 --> 00:29:37,200
If we get in any trouble like
this, we could lose our charter.
549
00:29:37,234 --> 00:29:40,637
Should've thought of that before
you involved that innocent donkey.
550
00:29:42,006 --> 00:29:43,606
All right, Cap.
551
00:29:45,743 --> 00:29:48,144
Come on, man, we could
lose our house. For real.
552
00:29:48,179 --> 00:29:51,147
Well, that's not what
we intended but, uh...
553
00:29:51,182 --> 00:29:52,949
Seems fitting, don't you think?
554
00:30:05,663 --> 00:30:11,467
- Hey, are you OK?
- What? Oh, yeah. Hi.
555
00:30:11,502 --> 00:30:15,171
- Do you want some company?
- Um... Why not?
556
00:30:15,206 --> 00:30:17,974
I guess I've already lost...
557
00:30:18,008 --> 00:30:20,577
Faith? Faith Flowers!
558
00:30:21,979 --> 00:30:25,782
Hi, It's... It's me! Ash... Taylor.
559
00:30:25,816 --> 00:30:28,084
Ashed Aylor? What a delicious name.
560
00:30:28,118 --> 00:30:31,321
Thank you! You can call
me Ashleigh for short.
561
00:30:31,355 --> 00:30:35,792
I just wanted to say I'm really
sorry about the porn thing.
562
00:30:35,826 --> 00:30:38,728
- What are you talking about?
- I'm the...
563
00:30:39,897 --> 00:30:43,132
...someone you don't know. But you should.
564
00:30:43,167 --> 00:30:46,236
Um, I'm graduating from
CRU in about a month.
565
00:30:46,270 --> 00:30:49,539
I've interview for jobs ranging from
the assistant to the regional manager
566
00:30:49,573 --> 00:30:52,175
of blah, blah, blah to the junior
exec to the head of "Who Cares."
567
00:30:52,209 --> 00:30:55,378
I don't love any of that.
So I started to accept
568
00:30:55,412 --> 00:30:58,615
that I was gonna get a job I didn't love
because that's what people do, right?
569
00:30:58,649 --> 00:31:00,450
Until I met you. Look at this dress.
570
00:31:00,484 --> 00:31:03,353
I made it out of a couple of really
old T-shirts and dresses I had,
571
00:31:03,387 --> 00:31:06,322
because, one, I'm in
college and poor, and, two,
572
00:31:06,357 --> 00:31:09,892
I didn't want to throw them out
and have them sit in a landfill.
573
00:31:09,927 --> 00:31:11,661
So deconstructed fashion, right?
574
00:31:11,695 --> 00:31:13,796
It's totally on the rise
because of the economy,
575
00:31:13,831 --> 00:31:16,866
and because of how green everyone's
getting. And I love realizing that.
576
00:31:16,900 --> 00:31:19,035
I love being able to imagine
what the next thing will be,
577
00:31:19,069 --> 00:31:21,337
not just in fashion, but in everything.
578
00:31:21,372 --> 00:31:24,974
And the idea of being able to do
that, what I love, and get paid?
579
00:31:25,009 --> 00:31:28,311
That probably has to be the most
amazing thing anyone can do, right?
580
00:31:28,345 --> 00:31:31,781
So I guess, what I'm trying
to say, Fairy Job Mother,
581
00:31:31,815 --> 00:31:34,384
- is that I love you.
- I beg your pardon?
582
00:31:34,418 --> 00:31:36,953
I mean, I love what you do.
583
00:31:36,987 --> 00:31:41,124
And I would love to do what
you do. Or learn from you.
584
00:31:41,158 --> 00:31:44,427
Or get you coffee or whatever.
585
00:31:44,461 --> 00:31:47,463
So... what do you say?
586
00:31:49,133 --> 00:31:53,336
Did you guys witness any
activity with the donkey?
587
00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:57,140
Do something, Chambers. They're
going to shut our house down.
588
00:31:57,174 --> 00:31:59,509
What the hell do you
expect me to do, Trip?
589
00:31:59,543 --> 00:32:00,877
They caught us with a freakin' donkey.
590
00:32:00,911 --> 00:32:03,112
Some president.
591
00:32:04,315 --> 00:32:05,515
Uh, officer?
592
00:32:05,549 --> 00:32:07,817
Uh, hey, Trip, why don't you let it alone?
593
00:32:07,851 --> 00:32:09,385
At least he's doing something.
594
00:32:09,420 --> 00:32:13,523
Officer Nixon, we'd be happy
to make a sizable donation
595
00:32:13,557 --> 00:32:16,893
to your department if you were to
look the other way on this whole thing.
596
00:32:16,927 --> 00:32:20,363
Bribery, too? Against the wall, Big Red!
597
00:32:20,397 --> 00:32:23,299
You boys are screwed.
598
00:32:24,735 --> 00:32:26,669
Um... Officer Nixon?
599
00:32:26,704 --> 00:32:29,472
Hi, uh, can we talk in private?
600
00:32:33,610 --> 00:32:36,479
[indistinct murmuring]
601
00:32:36,513 --> 00:32:37,914
I hope he doesn't screw this up.
602
00:32:37,948 --> 00:32:40,616
After Trip, it can't get much worse.
603
00:32:42,386 --> 00:32:44,754
We're going to lose
our charter, aren't we?
604
00:32:49,126 --> 00:32:52,161
Thank you. Thank you so much.
605
00:32:54,398 --> 00:32:56,532
All right, guys. We're good here.
606
00:32:58,469 --> 00:33:00,570
Let's go get some pancakes.
607
00:33:04,308 --> 00:33:07,410
- What the hell did you do?
- I handled it. So let's get
608
00:33:07,444 --> 00:33:10,513
our stuff back in here and
resume our spring break!
609
00:33:10,547 --> 00:33:15,852
- [all cheering]
- Dude, you got my vote, Owens.
610
00:33:20,257 --> 00:33:23,593
Way to go, little bro. Maybe
you do have what it takes
611
00:33:23,627 --> 00:33:24,927
to become president of Omega Chi.
612
00:33:24,962 --> 00:33:27,630
Yeah, well, I learned from the best.
- Thanks, man.
613
00:33:27,664 --> 00:33:31,033
You've shown me how loyal
and generous someone can be.
614
00:33:32,936 --> 00:33:34,937
But you've also shown me how pride
615
00:33:34,972 --> 00:33:37,440
can really threaten to ruin a guy.
616
00:33:37,474 --> 00:33:41,944
It's not your family or your
money, Evan. It's your pride.
617
00:33:44,314 --> 00:33:46,482
You're gonna lose Rebecca because of that.
618
00:33:51,355 --> 00:33:53,156
- [knocking on door]
- Hey.
619
00:33:53,190 --> 00:33:55,792
- Hey.
- What are you doing?
620
00:33:55,826 --> 00:34:00,229
I am getting ready for my
surprise birthday party.
621
00:34:00,264 --> 00:34:02,732
- How about you?
- Did Abby tell you?
622
00:34:02,766 --> 00:34:06,169
It's a sorority, Ash. Not the CIA.
623
00:34:06,203 --> 00:34:08,671
OK, good, because I have
a secret that I can't keep!
624
00:34:08,705 --> 00:34:11,441
I... got a job!
625
00:34:11,475 --> 00:34:14,343
It's not a job-job, more
of an unpaid internship
626
00:34:14,378 --> 00:34:18,247
with this woman, Faith Flowers.
She's a trend forecaster.
627
00:34:18,282 --> 00:34:20,082
What? That's perfect for you.
628
00:34:20,117 --> 00:34:23,753
I know! I'm going to New York!
629
00:34:23,787 --> 00:34:26,122
[both giggling]
630
00:34:26,156 --> 00:34:27,824
Oh, my God!
631
00:34:29,493 --> 00:34:31,928
It's really happening.
632
00:34:31,962 --> 00:34:34,297
Aren't you a little freaked out?
633
00:34:35,732 --> 00:34:37,900
No. I'm ready.
634
00:34:40,471 --> 00:34:44,273
Case, when I started CRU, I
thought I'd just get a degree,
635
00:34:44,308 --> 00:34:46,175
maybe get married.
636
00:34:46,210 --> 00:34:50,546
I never really thought I
wanted that much for myself.
637
00:34:51,782 --> 00:34:54,250
But then I met you,
638
00:34:54,284 --> 00:34:56,752
and because of you and
because of our friendship...
639
00:34:58,889 --> 00:35:02,325
...I've come to want more for
myself than I ever could've imagined.
640
00:35:04,495 --> 00:35:07,163
You always go after what you want,
641
00:35:07,197 --> 00:35:09,165
and I'll never forget that.
642
00:35:10,734 --> 00:35:13,769
You're my best friend
and you always will be.
643
00:35:15,405 --> 00:35:18,574
Even if I'm in New York
and you stay in Cyprus.
644
00:35:19,743 --> 00:35:20,676
Wait, you knew?
645
00:35:20,711 --> 00:35:23,579
Yeah, it's a sorority. Not the CIA.
646
00:35:23,614 --> 00:35:27,316
Maybe I'm not as strong as you think I am.
647
00:35:27,351 --> 00:35:28,951
Yes, you are.
648
00:35:30,587 --> 00:35:33,289
Maybe you've just taken
a vacation from yourself.
649
00:35:38,529 --> 00:35:42,064
Oh, spinning! Stop the spinning!
650
00:35:42,099 --> 00:35:46,068
I'm so sorry. This is not
what I wanted it to be for us.
651
00:35:46,103 --> 00:35:49,405
It's OK. We can save money back in Cyprus.
652
00:35:49,439 --> 00:35:53,175
Just say sex. Good lord, I'm
from the South, not France.
653
00:35:53,210 --> 00:35:55,011
Dale, where were you all day?
654
00:35:55,045 --> 00:35:57,780
This is your fault! You're like weed.
655
00:35:57,814 --> 00:35:59,515
You're my gateway, Rusty Cartwright!
656
00:35:59,550 --> 00:36:03,352
My fault? I didn't get you wasted.
657
00:36:03,387 --> 00:36:04,954
Why'd you really want to come here?
658
00:36:04,988 --> 00:36:07,290
[Dale] Well, not for the sand, OK?
659
00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:12,094
I wanted a girl. And not a landlady.
660
00:36:12,129 --> 00:36:15,598
Or some sorority girl that's
too insecure to stick by me.
661
00:36:15,632 --> 00:36:19,302
I wanted to have a real
college experience like you did.
662
00:36:19,336 --> 00:36:21,370
And have fun.
663
00:36:23,273 --> 00:36:25,007
'Cause I only got two years left to do it.
664
00:36:28,211 --> 00:36:31,447
Should we go get him
some coffee, or something?
665
00:36:33,216 --> 00:36:38,454
You look like Aliens vs. Predator,
but all in one human form.
666
00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:40,156
[knocking on door]
667
00:36:41,625 --> 00:36:44,894
- I need you.
- I need you, Casey.
668
00:36:46,964 --> 00:36:48,497
What's up?
669
00:36:48,532 --> 00:36:51,934
Uh6.. I got into law school in Washington.
670
00:36:51,969 --> 00:36:53,336
That's great!
671
00:36:53,370 --> 00:36:55,004
It's not, because I'm not going.
672
00:36:55,038 --> 00:36:57,740
I now see why Cappie
doesn't want to graduate.
673
00:36:57,774 --> 00:37:00,610
What if I'm not ready,
Rusty? What if I fail?
674
00:37:00,644 --> 00:37:04,180
You're ready. There are bigger
things out there for you now.
675
00:37:05,949 --> 00:37:07,350
I'll be alone.
676
00:37:07,384 --> 00:37:09,218
Casey, remember when I first came to CRU?
677
00:37:09,252 --> 00:37:11,420
I was terrified. I was lonely.
678
00:37:11,455 --> 00:37:12,922
I didn't have a world.
679
00:37:12,956 --> 00:37:14,657
But if I had never came here,
680
00:37:14,691 --> 00:37:18,260
I never would've joined a fraternity.
681
00:37:18,295 --> 00:37:22,798
Met Cappie and all those
guys. Calvin and Dale.
682
00:37:22,833 --> 00:37:26,802
I never would've had the
relationship that I have with you now.
683
00:37:26,837 --> 00:37:29,071
Now I have a whole universe.
684
00:37:30,574 --> 00:37:31,874
Did you ever read Peter Pan?
685
00:37:31,908 --> 00:37:35,444
No. See? I've never even read Peter Pan!
686
00:37:35,479 --> 00:37:37,213
I have no business leaving school.
687
00:37:37,247 --> 00:37:40,049
- I have to stay.
- The first line of Peter Pan
688
00:37:40,083 --> 00:37:43,152
is "All children, except one, grow up."
689
00:37:43,186 --> 00:37:45,354
Wendy knew that at two years old.
690
00:37:45,389 --> 00:37:46,856
You're learning it at 22.
691
00:37:46,890 --> 00:37:49,659
Everyone has to grow
up. Nobody's Peter Pan.
692
00:37:51,028 --> 00:37:52,194
Not even Cappie.
693
00:37:54,264 --> 00:37:55,464
Dale just threw up.
694
00:37:57,134 --> 00:37:59,502
- Hi.
- Hi.
695
00:37:59,536 --> 00:38:02,304
Oh, Dana. This is my sister, Casey.
696
00:38:04,775 --> 00:38:06,776
I didn't know you have a sister.
697
00:38:18,984 --> 00:38:21,852
Oh, my God, you should've seen
your face! You were so surprised.
698
00:38:21,887 --> 00:38:24,388
I... Yes, I was. Thanks, Abby.
699
00:38:28,660 --> 00:38:30,828
OK, there are a lot of
really cute guys here.
700
00:38:30,862 --> 00:38:32,162
You're still on vacation.
701
00:38:33,331 --> 00:38:35,232
Not sure my vacation worked out, Ash.
702
00:38:35,267 --> 00:38:37,234
So I'm calling it a night.
703
00:38:39,170 --> 00:38:42,072
Despite Dale's vomit, I'm
really enjoying Myrtle Beach.
704
00:38:43,642 --> 00:38:45,109
Uh-oh, here comes Calvin.
705
00:38:45,143 --> 00:38:47,845
No fighting, OK? We need
some BattleBots or something.
706
00:38:50,048 --> 00:38:54,285
- So?
- Phase four is complete.
707
00:38:54,319 --> 00:38:55,953
Even Trip said he'd vote for me.
708
00:38:55,987 --> 00:38:59,857
Then may Iongratulate the
future president of Omega Chi.
709
00:38:59,891 --> 00:39:03,460
What?
- As president, I think my first order of business will be
710
00:39:03,495 --> 00:39:06,030
to declare a truce between
Kappa Tau and Omega Chi.
711
00:39:06,064 --> 00:39:07,765
Wait, what? It was all a joke?
712
00:39:08,799 --> 00:39:12,570
A series of phases, to be exact,
concocted by our Revenge Chair.
713
00:39:13,104 --> 00:39:16,140
The entire plot was brought to you
by the brotherhood of Kappa Tau.
714
00:39:16,174 --> 00:39:20,244
The mob guy was actually Brother
Rubik's Cube, Class of '85.
715
00:39:20,278 --> 00:39:24,214
The Myrtle Beach cops were Brothers
Pez, Paisley, Tricky Dick and Disco Dan.
716
00:39:24,249 --> 00:39:27,418
All KT Brothers from the University
of South Carolina, class of '79.
717
00:39:27,452 --> 00:39:29,386
- Brothers for
life. - Mmm-hmm.
718
00:39:29,421 --> 00:39:32,389
What are you gonna do now that you don't
have Omega Chi to kick around anymore?
719
00:39:32,424 --> 00:39:35,059
Enjoy life?
- [Cappie] I don't know, I saw Lambda Sig
720
00:39:35,093 --> 00:39:37,361
looking at me funny last
week. I didn't care for that.
721
00:39:37,395 --> 00:39:40,064
I'm gonna get to the bottom of it.
- Hey...
722
00:39:40,098 --> 00:39:42,633
- How about we go on that walk now?
- Oh, OK. Yeah.
723
00:39:42,667 --> 00:39:45,102
- Sure.
- Beav...
724
00:39:52,944 --> 00:39:54,912
Rebecca! Wait, wait, listen!
725
00:39:54,946 --> 00:39:57,614
I'm... [exhales]
726
00:39:59,417 --> 00:40:03,354
- You're what?
- I'm not the good guy.
727
00:40:03,388 --> 00:40:05,856
I don't always do the
right thing all the time.
728
00:40:05,890 --> 00:40:09,059
And I'm always blaming
my parents or the money.
729
00:40:09,094 --> 00:40:11,929
But the only person to blame is myself.
730
00:40:11,963 --> 00:40:15,833
I let my pride get in the way,
d I don't want to lose you.
731
00:40:19,070 --> 00:40:21,271
You can forget what a mess I am?
732
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:25,009
You cheated on me
because you don't believe
733
00:40:25,043 --> 00:40:26,877
you deserve happiness, but you do.
734
00:40:28,980 --> 00:40:32,383
I do. And we can find that together.
735
00:40:33,585 --> 00:40:35,052
I'd like to try.
736
00:40:41,226 --> 00:40:45,162
So, uh, I've been waiting
for the perfect moment
737
00:40:45,196 --> 00:40:47,097
to give you something, and, um...
738
00:40:48,633 --> 00:40:51,035
Well, I think now's as good a time as any.
739
00:40:51,069 --> 00:40:52,569
Oh? What is it?
740
00:41:00,678 --> 00:41:02,446
I want you to wear my lavaliere.
741
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:04,181
I love you, Casey.
742
00:41:05,216 --> 00:41:06,450
I love you, too.
743
00:41:06,484 --> 00:41:08,719
You're not as excited
as I thought you'd be.
744
00:41:08,753 --> 00:41:10,154
Is it because of where it's been?
745
00:41:10,188 --> 00:41:14,525
What? No, it's just, um...
746
00:41:14,559 --> 00:41:17,161
I didn't bungee jump
today because I was scared.
747
00:41:17,195 --> 00:41:21,532
And if I stay in Cyprus, I'd
be staying because I'm scared.
748
00:41:25,904 --> 00:41:27,905
You're going to Washington, aren't you?
749
00:41:27,939 --> 00:41:31,675
I have to do what's best for
me, and that's law school.
750
00:41:31,709 --> 00:41:34,078
Don't you want me to go and succeed?
751
00:41:34,112 --> 00:41:36,880
I do. I guess I'm being selfish
752
00:41:36,915 --> 00:41:39,083
because I know that
means I'm gonna lose you.
753
00:41:41,086 --> 00:41:43,087
Cap, you can come with me! To Washington!
754
00:41:43,121 --> 00:41:45,656
- You could transfer...
- I'm not sure I can leave.
755
00:41:45,690 --> 00:41:47,224
And I can't stay.
756
00:41:47,258 --> 00:41:50,260
But, Cap, I totally understand
why you're scared to go.
757
00:41:51,229 --> 00:41:53,931
- I'm not scared.
- That's OK.
758
00:41:53,965 --> 00:41:55,866
Leaving something can be terrifying...
759
00:41:55,900 --> 00:41:57,734
Is that what you're doing?
Are you leaving me behind?
760
00:41:57,769 --> 00:41:59,403
No, I want us to move forward, together!
761
00:41:59,437 --> 00:42:00,571
I don't want to move forward!
762
00:42:00,605 --> 00:42:01,805
Because you don't want to grow up!
763
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:03,474
Then what other choice do we have?
764
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:12,282
We are two different people
who love each other very much.
765
00:42:12,317 --> 00:42:14,585
It seems like the only
place where our differences
766
00:42:14,619 --> 00:42:16,019
don't matter is in college.
767
00:42:17,822 --> 00:42:20,290
Maybe this is just one of those
college relationships, huh?
768
00:42:20,325 --> 00:42:24,294
If it is, it's the best one of all time.
769
00:42:26,498 --> 00:42:29,833
Look, let's just finish the
year out together, and...
770
00:42:29,868 --> 00:42:32,269
No, screw it. You know what? Why wait?
771
00:42:32,303 --> 00:42:34,505
If you don't have more
faith in us than that?
772
00:42:34,539 --> 00:42:37,441
- Then we should break up now.
- No, I don't want to.
773
00:42:37,475 --> 00:42:39,042
Well, too late. It's done. All right?
774
00:42:39,077 --> 00:42:42,079
I can't believe I was gonna
give this to you tonight.
775
00:42:42,113 --> 00:42:44,548
I would've felt pretty college
doing something like that.
776
00:42:44,582 --> 00:42:45,983
Cappie, please... Cappie...
777
00:42:49,254 --> 00:42:50,787
Cappie...
778
00:42:50,788 --> 00:42:56,788
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