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The end of the world...
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War...
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Famine...
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Pestilence... And death.
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And there is four horsemen we see*
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helpless villagers trampled, carnage
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as the apocalypse ravages the earth.
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We could call ourselves "Jordy".
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No, your name should come first!
We can be "Rusdan".
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No, you're first.
We're calling ourselves "Jordy."
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Bosch'sgarden of earthly delights.
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Notice the right-hand panel.
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Can anyone tell me why a sow
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dressed as a nun
is flogging that man?
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Can anyone tell me
why this class is worth three units?
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Every first grader
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knows that the pig is whipping
that guy because of lustfulness.
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You just snorted in my ear.
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It's your fault. If your futon
wasn't stuffed with rocks...
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Or, maybe if you slept
in your own bed once in a while...
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I can't,
'cause then I'd want Grant to join me.
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And we'll stop here for today.
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Not again.
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Leda and the swan?
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No, that's sheila topless.
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She gave me the full-court press lately.
Why did she gave us free cinemax?
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She's trying to...
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You know, arouse my primal instincts
through subliminal programming.
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Yeah, lusty co-eds 4
is real subliminal.
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What are you looking at,
perfect couple?
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- Whatever, we're not perfect.
- Yeah. Just perfect together.
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Have a great weekend, everyone.
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Unless...
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the world
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comes to an end.
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I'll see you at 4:00.
I'll be there.
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- What was that all about?
- Some special,
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last-minute panhellenic/ifc thing.
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But "special and last-minute"
sounds ominous, huh?
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They're probably just picking the theme
for next year's fall formal
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or something.
I wouldn't worry about it.
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OK, good.
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So what would be a good theme
for the fall formal!?
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- What's the name of the game?
- Thumper!
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OK, you know, we can go.
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I feel kind of betsy-ish getting a drink
at lunchtime anyway.
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It's fine.
I don't need to leave a bar
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because of Cappie,
who plays drinking games at noon.
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My amazing boyfriend
is back tomorrow.
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- I'll have another bloody mary.
- You got it.
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I'm just drinking it.
I'm not playing a game with it.
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Are you sure? 'cause with all the...
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"missing cappie" thing
and the "max coming back" thing...
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doesn't matter.
There's is no Cappie and me.
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Even if I wanted there to be.
Which I don't.
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You know, I've just been lonely.
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I haven't been myself...
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I crashed a date with Rusty
and Jordan for god's sake!
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As soon as Max gets back,
everything will go back to normal.
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Max... is amazing and perfect.
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And Cappie...
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Whatever.
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Max is a great guy.
He's cute, he's smart
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and romantic... But what about all
that weirdness before he left.
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Giving up caltech for you
with out telling you?
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Yeah, max was the one
who gave up Caltech.
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- Maybe you should stop Bloody Mary.
- You're here!
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You're early.
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I know,
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I got an earlier flight.
Had to switch planes in Amsterdam.
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I got you this.
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And...
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runway diva extraordinaire!
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You're the best!
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-=Greek 222=-
"At World's End"
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Timing: Kappa Team
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Look at the chandeliers.
And all these old books.
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I'm kind of intimidated
by all the fanciness!
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So, do you have some ideas?
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How about relativity?
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I know it's more of a theory
than an idea, but...
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- All right, let's get started.
- OK, all right...
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This is what I'm thinking:
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you know how P. Diddy
has an all-white ball in the hamptons?
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We could do a similar thing here
and have an all-blue ball?
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I can't top that.
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You two aren't here
to pitch social events.
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The I-kaps say that last week
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during the homecoming float contest,
members of Zeta Beta and Kappa Tau
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were involved
in rigging their float...
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to eject beer.
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That's what this meeting is about?
Frannie's stupid coming float?
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And by stupid, I mean really neat.
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The float gag
was extremely disturbing
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to members of the campus
and community.
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- Someone is gonna have to pay.
- I saw you with beer, Ash.
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- It was homecoming. Everyone had beer.
- Please,
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everyone knows you hate my house.
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I like the english tudor style.
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Me too.
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As the judicial committees
for panhellenic
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and ifc, it is our responsibility
to police our own.
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Someone must be held accountable
for rigging the I-kap's float.
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Steve.
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Right, sorry.
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Forty percent of us on ifc
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voted that your prank
was totally rad,
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but 60 percent thought
it was uncool.
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So, Cap,
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we're gonna have to suspend
KT's social calendar for two weeks.
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Two weeks!?
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Starting sunday.
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That means we have this weekend
to throw a last-minute rager.
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Awesome.
The Kappa Taus accept our punishment.
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Good for us. Dobler's?
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Not so fast, Ashleigh.
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At panhellenic,
we hold our girls to a higher standard.
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Your individual punishment
as the perpetrator of the prank:
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we'd have to notify the university,
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and you could be suspended...
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- Even expelled.
- Oh my God! From what?
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From... The university.
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Oh, my God!
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Dr. Stephanopoulus had me focus
on improving molecular packing
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for higher mobility,
which was incredible!
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And I've already put the feelers out
for a few side projects
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to get involved with on campus.
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But I missed you.
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How were things around here?
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They were weird.
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I'm just glad you're here
and we can get back to normal.
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I think in the time you were gone...
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I really caught up.
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You're feeling better about us?
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In fact,
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I can't figure out
what I was waiting for before.
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Good.
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Good.
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'cause I just picked out the costumes
for our Star Wars wedding.
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- I'm just...
- I know. Kidding.
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I look awesome
in princess Leia Buns.
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So thanks to the iki float's
unsavory discharge,
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our ifc brethren suspended
our social calendar
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for two weeks, starting sunday.
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This is my fault.
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I helped rig Marc Anthony
before J. Lo tipped over.
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- It's Mark Antony.
- I know,
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it's pronounced different
in Spanish.
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Regardless, it was worth it.
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It's two weeks, guys.
Come on, we can survive it.
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We just have to throw such
a big party this weekend
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that it'll take us two whole weeks
to recover!
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Now, we need word to spread fast,
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which means we need a killer theme
to pack this place like never before,
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- and we only have a few days.
- How'bout beer?
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Too obvious.
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No, girls!
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No girls?
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No, comma.
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Girls, exclamation point.
Girls are the theme.
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How'bout the end of the world?
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Armageddon! Pestilence!
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Guys being flogged
by pigs dressed as nuns.
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We talked about the end of the world
in art history today.
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- That's it!
- Art history, baby!
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Or...
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The theme could be
the end of the world.
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Tomorrow night. Ten o'clock.
Kappa tau.
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Prepare for the apocalypse.
And heath, print some fliers.
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On it.
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- What's going on? What are you doing?
- You suck anyway.
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Oh man, it's a video from Sheila.
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No, it's cool.
See, she's making me a sundae.
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She's putting chocolate
on two scoops of...
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breasts, breasts...
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- She's looking for the banana split.
- This is what I'm talking about.
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She is the energizer
seduction bunny.
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I really need Brian
and Sanjay right now.
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Yeah, why can't your purity pledge
brothers help you out?
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They took a trip
to fire island together.
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- Fire island?
- Smart guys too with this economy.
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They booked a single queen
to save money.
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Speaking of single queens,
what are you gonna do about grant?
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No clue. But whatever I do
I can't have sex with him.
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Because you'll go to hell?
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Because we're in the same fraternity.
Having sex with your brother is like...
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Having sex with your brother?
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I'm sure that's probably
how they'll look at it.
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There's other problems too.
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What if we break up
and we're still sharing the same room?
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Wait, I got it.
I got it.
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We make an agreement...
no, scratch that.
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More than an agreement.
A pledge!
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A pledge to not have sex
with our tempters.
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And help each other out with that.
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You could be
the first gay purity pledge.
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Sure I will.
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I'm telling you, man.
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I'm gonna teach you
the ways of the pledge.
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The power of prayer,
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avoiding back rubs,
saying'no'like you mean it,
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all of which help you out with Grant.
And you'll help me with sheila.
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Until brian and sanjay get back.
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- OK, I guess I'm in.
- All right...
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Give me your hand.
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"God,
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"I promise that
until I am joined in marriage,
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"I'll have no other intimate partner
but you...
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"god."
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Yeah, that's not creepy.
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As god is our witness,
we will not have sex!
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With Grant.
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I should just resign now
and get it over with!
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What was I thinking,
pulling a stupid prank like that?
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It's so not-presidential.
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Someone should throw a shoe at me!
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This is all frannie's doing.
She's stirring the whole thing up.
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Why can't she just leave us alone?
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Ash, calm down. This is a crisis, yes,
but it's manageable.
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Manageable if you were president, maybe!
But I'm in way over my head.
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If I don't get expelled
the girls will just impeach me
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for my nonexistent leadership skills.
Why did you let me take this job?
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Oh my God!
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I'm watching
the professor like a hawk.
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By reading clues embedded
in the human face,
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I can learn my grade moments
before he hands back my paper.
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Kappa tau's having this end
of the world party this weekend.
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It's gonna be bigger than vesuvius.
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What? Is it gonna rain blood
or something?
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He scratched his nose
when he looked at me. I aced this.
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No, there's a high pollen count today.
Professor Clancy is allergic.
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Yeah. Allergic to giving me Bs.
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Crushed it. It's an A.
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Wait... Yeah.
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That's sloppy grading.
He forgot a line in your B.
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Because it's not a B.
It's a D.
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I can't even repeat
what your face is saying right now.
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I can't believe
I just fell into a manhole.
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I just said "manhole".
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Why wasn't there a sign
or a cone or something? We should sue.
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- The cones should be a brighter colour.
- I'm fine.
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Now I have a funny story
to tell everyone at the house.
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I fell into a manhole!
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It's not like I could've died.
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Well, you could've.
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- Really?
- Dying's easier than you think.
247
00:13:16,764 --> 00:13:19,756
You could die slipping in the shower,
backing your car out of the garage.
248
00:13:19,927 --> 00:13:21,954
Heck, if you'd hit the ladder
on your way down,
249
00:13:22,136 --> 00:13:24,852
you could've severed your sacral nerves
and died instantly.
250
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,179
Life is weird.
251
00:13:31,518 --> 00:13:32,518
Death is weird.
252
00:13:32,957 --> 00:13:34,229
Know what else is weird?
253
00:13:36,184 --> 00:13:37,394
I gave up my trust fund.
254
00:13:37,519 --> 00:13:39,111
That's not weird.
That's just stupid.
255
00:13:40,909 --> 00:13:41,909
Probably.
256
00:13:43,175 --> 00:13:44,722
But you know what?
257
00:13:46,077 --> 00:13:47,597
Yes, it's freaking terrifying.
258
00:13:48,207 --> 00:13:49,674
But I also feel
259
00:13:50,381 --> 00:13:51,579
oddly liberated.
260
00:13:51,792 --> 00:13:54,024
- I can't explain it.
- No, I get it.
261
00:13:55,339 --> 00:13:59,089
You got rid of something you thought
you need, but that also held you down.
262
00:13:59,899 --> 00:14:02,653
I know how you feel.
Liberating but terrifying sounds right.
263
00:14:02,778 --> 00:14:05,213
Hey, know what else
is liberating but terrifying?
264
00:14:05,338 --> 00:14:06,591
Mortality! Am I right?
265
00:14:06,848 --> 00:14:08,089
Sounds good to me.
266
00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:09,718
Mortality contemplated.
267
00:14:09,843 --> 00:14:11,393
Assignment completed.
268
00:14:12,594 --> 00:14:14,652
Totally agree.
Please get us out of here.
269
00:14:15,215 --> 00:14:17,005
Now that you're
an impoverished degenerate,
270
00:14:17,130 --> 00:14:19,428
here's a flier
for the KT party this weekend.
271
00:14:27,648 --> 00:14:30,597
So Jordan picked you
over a star football player?
272
00:14:30,722 --> 00:14:31,722
Pretty much.
273
00:14:32,221 --> 00:14:33,621
That's awesome!
274
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:37,538
I feel like we should do that thing
with our fists right now.
275
00:14:38,421 --> 00:14:40,505
- A fist bump?
- Yeah! That's it, the...
276
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,275
I got a D in o-chem today.
277
00:14:46,865 --> 00:14:47,927
My first D ever.
278
00:14:51,927 --> 00:14:53,463
I hate to say it, pal,
279
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:56,728
but o-chem is what separates
the scientists from the technicians.
280
00:14:56,898 --> 00:14:59,441
I've been juggling a lot lately.
My honors classes,
281
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,065
Kappa Tau, and now Jordan.
282
00:15:01,235 --> 00:15:03,074
You can't have everything in life.
283
00:15:03,747 --> 00:15:05,154
Sometimes you have to choose.
284
00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:07,556
Like you chose Casey over Caltech.
285
00:15:08,034 --> 00:15:10,035
I don't regret it for one second.
286
00:15:10,203 --> 00:15:12,285
I'm not sure
I'm ready to make that choice.
287
00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:15,913
Check with your advisor.
Maybe he can help you.
288
00:15:16,085 --> 00:15:17,334
My advisor hates me.
289
00:15:23,310 --> 00:15:25,624
I've never known anyone
who almost died before.
290
00:15:25,749 --> 00:15:28,051
Except my grandmother.
But she actually did die.
291
00:15:28,930 --> 00:15:32,001
Can we stop talking about it,
and focus on the task at hand?
292
00:15:32,126 --> 00:15:34,051
- You think a muffin is all we need?
- Trust me.
293
00:15:34,227 --> 00:15:36,000
When I was the IKI mole
I roomed with her.
294
00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:38,074
The more ingredients,
the more confused she gets.
295
00:15:38,199 --> 00:15:39,735
And then, the more she talks.
296
00:15:39,860 --> 00:15:42,814
We need some dirt on IKI
to blackmail Frannie. She's our way in.
297
00:15:45,816 --> 00:15:46,861
Hi muffin!
298
00:15:47,031 --> 00:15:48,353
It is a muffin.
299
00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:50,239
And it's for you.
300
00:15:57,507 --> 00:15:58,507
Moist.
301
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,375
It has chocolate chips.
302
00:16:00,758 --> 00:16:04,087
So Beth, we need to talk to you
about the I-Kap house.
303
00:16:04,257 --> 00:16:06,210
Can you think of anything weird,
304
00:16:06,335 --> 00:16:08,395
or possibly bad, going on there?
305
00:16:10,805 --> 00:16:13,679
I think that was an almond!
Or maybe a pecan?
306
00:16:13,850 --> 00:16:15,183
I don't know.
307
00:16:15,513 --> 00:16:18,142
They need to clean
the living room curtains...
308
00:16:18,312 --> 00:16:20,520
that's not weird or bad, Beth.
Think.
309
00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:23,562
And enjoy some more
of your tasty muffin.
310
00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:26,761
Walnuts.
311
00:16:27,238 --> 00:16:29,821
Valerie's boyfriend
stays over every night.
312
00:16:30,013 --> 00:16:31,702
They even take showers together!
313
00:16:31,827 --> 00:16:33,783
We can work with that.
Anything else?
314
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:37,161
A lot of the girls
don't show up for meetings.
315
00:16:38,190 --> 00:16:41,835
And oh! There are an awful
lot of plants in the house...
316
00:16:42,254 --> 00:16:43,709
- You just lost me.
- The plants
317
00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:47,255
are all in Joan's bathroom.
And they smell funny.
318
00:16:49,010 --> 00:16:52,635
Joan says they're special plants
that make people feel good.
319
00:16:55,266 --> 00:16:57,072
Can you taste the zucchini?
320
00:17:05,022 --> 00:17:08,109
It smells like Hugo Boss
and Brimstone in here.
321
00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:09,773
Well, Grant's not here, so...
322
00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:12,697
we're gonna have to wait
so you can practice what I taught you.
323
00:17:13,526 --> 00:17:14,662
Cal, you're back.
324
00:17:15,337 --> 00:17:17,274
- Where you been?
- I was just...
325
00:17:17,399 --> 00:17:18,911
Hanging out with Dale.
326
00:17:19,524 --> 00:17:20,669
Good to meet you.
327
00:17:21,709 --> 00:17:23,918
While you were gone,
I hid your DVDs.
328
00:17:24,581 --> 00:17:27,715
The guys were trying to get into them,
you know you'd never see them again.
329
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:28,840
Thanks, man.
330
00:17:29,768 --> 00:17:32,216
I was thinking about going to the gym.
You wanna come with?
331
00:17:33,013 --> 00:17:34,578
Just say no like you mean it.
332
00:17:37,847 --> 00:17:40,099
You know, actually,
I think I would like to go.
333
00:17:40,866 --> 00:17:41,918
But...
334
00:17:44,111 --> 00:17:44,979
but baby,
335
00:17:46,911 --> 00:17:48,781
won't we late for Showgirls?
336
00:17:50,258 --> 00:17:52,220
I know how much you hate being late.
337
00:17:52,345 --> 00:17:53,345
What?
338
00:17:53,910 --> 00:17:54,949
Are you guys...?
339
00:17:55,118 --> 00:17:57,617
Oh yeah.
Cal's really shy but we're in love.
340
00:18:01,895 --> 00:18:03,247
We're gay together.
341
00:18:06,679 --> 00:18:09,253
I didn't know you had a boyfriend.
That's awesome.
342
00:18:10,304 --> 00:18:11,504
It's fabulous.
343
00:18:28,590 --> 00:18:30,957
- What happened to you?
- I fell.
344
00:18:31,082 --> 00:18:32,448
I wasn't talking to you.
345
00:18:33,128 --> 00:18:35,240
I was talking to De Niro here.
346
00:18:35,491 --> 00:18:36,825
Is that vomit on the rug?
347
00:18:39,499 --> 00:18:41,856
Brenda spilled soup.
What are you doing here?
348
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,380
A little birdie
349
00:18:49,505 --> 00:18:52,257
told us about Joan's magical plants.
350
00:18:52,426 --> 00:18:54,126
So, if you know what's good for you,
351
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,936
you'll tell panhellenic to back...
352
00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,138
off...
353
00:18:59,609 --> 00:19:00,765
Of us.
354
00:19:02,143 --> 00:19:03,143
Or else.
355
00:19:10,426 --> 00:19:13,194
Next time
you want to threaten someone,
356
00:19:13,890 --> 00:19:16,639
asking them if it's OK
kinda undermines the whole...
357
00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:17,907
intimidation vibe.
358
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,350
And I'm not backing down
because of some...
359
00:19:20,767 --> 00:19:24,497
half-baked threat
I know you'll never follow through on.
360
00:19:25,186 --> 00:19:26,163
But I will.
361
00:19:26,684 --> 00:19:29,876
Then I guess we'll just have to see
what happens at the meeting.
362
00:19:34,687 --> 00:19:38,284
So, I was reading up
on your work in silicon wafers.
363
00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:40,302
It's amazing stuff.
364
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,724
Do you really think brown-nosing
is going to work on me?
365
00:19:44,314 --> 00:19:45,558
Is it that frat?
366
00:19:45,815 --> 00:19:48,902
- Is the coursework too hard?
- No, it's not that, sir.
367
00:19:49,399 --> 00:19:51,714
I don't get paid by the hour. Speak.
368
00:19:52,401 --> 00:19:56,387
I guess I've been focusing
a lot of time on...
369
00:19:57,816 --> 00:20:00,197
My art history... Project.
370
00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:01,480
Art history?
371
00:20:01,942 --> 00:20:05,010
Why would you choose
a liberal arts class as an elective?
372
00:20:05,135 --> 00:20:06,319
I thought it'd be easy.
373
00:20:06,444 --> 00:20:08,539
Those classes seem easy,
because they're stupid.
374
00:20:08,756 --> 00:20:10,984
I tried to have that whole side
of campus razed,
375
00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:14,046
but apparently hippies
need classrooms, too.
376
00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:15,464
Stupid hippies.
377
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:20,301
This tie-dyed guy in the quad
recommended art history.
378
00:20:20,472 --> 00:20:22,763
Son of a bitch.
They're shameless.
379
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:25,613
My mistake was not coming to you
380
00:20:25,738 --> 00:20:27,266
for help choosing my elective.
381
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,273
Fine.
382
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:35,878
We'll see what we can do
to get your o-chem grades back up.
383
00:20:36,638 --> 00:20:38,110
Starting this weekend.
384
00:20:44,136 --> 00:20:45,643
You sure you're OK?
385
00:20:45,768 --> 00:20:46,768
I'm fine.
386
00:20:47,145 --> 00:20:49,879
It's just a stupid manhole.
387
00:20:51,730 --> 00:20:52,730
What?
388
00:20:54,516 --> 00:20:55,516
Manhole.
389
00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:56,756
Sorry.
390
00:20:56,924 --> 00:20:58,783
I'm sorry,
I didn't mean to interrupt.
391
00:21:02,054 --> 00:21:03,502
You big bag o'douche!
392
00:21:04,515 --> 00:21:05,602
Welcome back.
393
00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:07,183
Flier?
394
00:21:12,902 --> 00:21:15,399
What's with him?
He didn't even make fun of me.
395
00:21:16,086 --> 00:21:18,792
Cappie always has a one-track mind
when he's planning a big party.
396
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:20,955
"End of the world party?"
397
00:21:21,726 --> 00:21:23,735
- Can we go?
- You want to go?
398
00:21:23,986 --> 00:21:25,338
To a Kappa Tau party?
399
00:21:25,463 --> 00:21:27,544
Few things are more thrilling
to a scientist
400
00:21:27,669 --> 00:21:29,662
than contemplating
the end of the world.
401
00:21:29,832 --> 00:21:32,833
Really? I thought it was
the human genome or something.
402
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:37,005
If it were the end of the world now,
I know I'd want to spend it with you.
403
00:21:44,699 --> 00:21:45,928
I have to pee!
404
00:21:47,934 --> 00:21:49,473
Sorry, I just, I have to...
405
00:21:58,783 --> 00:21:59,905
Steady there!
406
00:22:18,798 --> 00:22:20,826
Sheila, you're trying to seduce me.
407
00:22:26,699 --> 00:22:29,921
No, I'm just... I'm just really not...
Not ready right now...
408
00:22:30,801 --> 00:22:32,809
No, like, I mean it.
409
00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:37,594
Sheila, Sheila... Hold on.
410
00:22:37,719 --> 00:22:39,728
I... I took this purity pledge,
411
00:22:40,418 --> 00:22:43,570
a long time ago and it's very important
to me, that's why I wear this...
412
00:22:43,738 --> 00:22:44,738
I really...
413
00:22:45,788 --> 00:22:46,872
Oh my god.
414
00:22:57,707 --> 00:22:58,919
Dale is my boyfriend.
415
00:23:00,935 --> 00:23:02,944
Can you excuse us for one second?
416
00:23:07,637 --> 00:23:11,317
I don't want to scare her off.
I just want to slow her down.
417
00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:14,351
- Well, what am I supposed to do?
- Stop acting like a weirdo.
418
00:23:15,343 --> 00:23:17,066
And come sit on the sofa with us.
419
00:23:18,305 --> 00:23:20,690
Sorry about that, Sheila.
Calvin was joking around.
420
00:23:20,858 --> 00:23:22,943
You know him.
He came over to watch tv with us.
421
00:23:24,657 --> 00:23:25,657
Great.
422
00:23:27,704 --> 00:23:28,704
So...
423
00:23:30,369 --> 00:23:31,897
We can watch tv.
424
00:23:38,303 --> 00:23:39,663
Come on, Case.
425
00:23:44,380 --> 00:23:45,381
No Casey?
426
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,134
Bold choice.
427
00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:49,891
I'm sure she'll be here any minute.
428
00:23:50,016 --> 00:23:51,511
Yeah, you don't look so sure.
429
00:23:55,563 --> 00:23:57,921
What? Don't think I'll out
Iki's little hemp farm on my own?
430
00:23:58,046 --> 00:24:01,361
I know you can't.
I lived with you for three years, Ash.
431
00:24:01,684 --> 00:24:04,484
Being passed out in clay aiken's bed
is more threatening than you are.
432
00:24:04,652 --> 00:24:06,570
I still can't figure out
how those girls
433
00:24:06,738 --> 00:24:08,947
ever thought you'd make
a better president than me.
434
00:24:09,451 --> 00:24:10,824
Because they wanted change.
435
00:24:10,992 --> 00:24:14,206
Well, they're going to get it. Their
president on a fast-track to expulsion.
436
00:24:14,331 --> 00:24:16,288
And... What do you get, frannie?
437
00:24:16,457 --> 00:24:17,956
A third-rate frat house with a
438
00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:20,667
drug-dealing landlady
and wall-to-wall barf.
439
00:24:21,287 --> 00:24:24,671
I don't get you. You helped zbz
become the number one house on campus.
440
00:24:24,839 --> 00:24:26,392
So I'll do the same with the I-kaps.
441
00:24:26,517 --> 00:24:29,731
No matter what you do,
no matter what happens to ZBZ,
442
00:24:29,856 --> 00:24:33,095
Iota Kappa Iota will always remain
an embarrassment and you know it.
443
00:24:33,220 --> 00:24:35,682
And the minute you graduate,
it's going to implode and leave
444
00:24:35,850 --> 00:24:37,755
a steaming, icky-scented hole
in the ground.
445
00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:40,915
That's what you'll be remembered for.
If you're remembered at all.
446
00:24:56,580 --> 00:24:58,723
After a lot of internal discussion,
447
00:24:59,582 --> 00:25:03,362
I'm sorry to say, but we believe
you sabotaged the I-kaps' float.
448
00:25:03,487 --> 00:25:05,294
And I'll be referring
your punishment
449
00:25:05,505 --> 00:25:07,463
- to the board of...
- Wait!
450
00:25:11,484 --> 00:25:12,885
I want to drop the complaint.
451
00:25:14,963 --> 00:25:15,721
Why?
452
00:25:17,976 --> 00:25:19,446
Because I lied.
453
00:25:20,209 --> 00:25:22,270
I have no idea who sabotaged
my float. I only
454
00:25:22,658 --> 00:25:25,203
accused the ZBZs to mess with them.
455
00:25:25,328 --> 00:25:28,338
I made the I-kap witnesses
back me up.
456
00:25:29,363 --> 00:25:31,854
You're aware you've wasted
all of our time?
457
00:25:32,182 --> 00:25:34,888
And that you could have gotten
Ashleigh expelled for no reason?
458
00:25:36,203 --> 00:25:37,396
What can I say?
459
00:25:37,927 --> 00:25:39,244
I'm just that bitchy.
460
00:25:42,564 --> 00:25:43,564
Fine.
461
00:25:44,373 --> 00:25:46,710
I'm dismissing this case
for lack of evidence.
462
00:25:51,968 --> 00:25:53,989
I can't believe
I'm missing the party tonight.
463
00:25:56,868 --> 00:25:57,868
Who's this?
464
00:25:58,567 --> 00:26:00,684
Hi. I was just seeing Rusty off.
465
00:26:01,319 --> 00:26:03,282
Happy research. Or whatever.
466
00:26:05,098 --> 00:26:07,435
What a lovely tie-dyed vest.
467
00:26:08,648 --> 00:26:09,648
Thanks!
468
00:26:13,069 --> 00:26:15,656
Bye! Have a good time at the party.
469
00:26:19,512 --> 00:26:22,203
- Ready for an all-nighter, champ?
- Yeah, sure.
470
00:26:32,717 --> 00:26:35,538
You so missed it!
You missed me putting a stake
471
00:26:35,663 --> 00:26:38,837
in count francula's heart,
put her in her place once and for all.
472
00:26:38,962 --> 00:26:41,131
She won't mess with us again.
473
00:26:41,765 --> 00:26:43,355
Oh my god! The meeting!
474
00:26:43,889 --> 00:26:45,604
Yeah. Wait, where were you?
475
00:26:45,773 --> 00:26:48,345
I'm so sorry. I've just been...
476
00:26:49,437 --> 00:26:50,678
... having doubts...
477
00:26:51,107 --> 00:26:53,176
... about Max and the manhole.
478
00:26:54,335 --> 00:26:56,721
- Seriously?
- I know it's crazy.
479
00:26:57,265 --> 00:26:59,608
I know I should be happy with Max.
480
00:26:59,733 --> 00:27:01,369
So I made a list of pros and cons.
481
00:27:01,869 --> 00:27:03,572
A list of pros and cons? Really?
482
00:27:04,328 --> 00:27:05,205
Can I see?
483
00:27:14,465 --> 00:27:16,632
Seriously, what's wrong with you?
I almost got expelled!
484
00:27:16,757 --> 00:27:18,802
The house could've gone bankrupt!
Where were you?
485
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,097
Making lists.
486
00:27:21,265 --> 00:27:25,225
You used to be this focused, driven
person. When did you become this girl?
487
00:27:25,396 --> 00:27:28,657
Someone who sits around pining?
Making lists?
488
00:27:28,982 --> 00:27:30,581
Second-guessing your choices?
489
00:27:31,779 --> 00:27:32,999
Paging Dr. Grey.
490
00:27:34,130 --> 00:27:36,167
No, wait,
you're more like joey potter.
491
00:27:36,292 --> 00:27:38,448
- OK, I get the point.
- No, you're worse.
492
00:27:38,617 --> 00:27:40,492
- You're the F-word.
- Don't say it!
493
00:27:40,661 --> 00:27:42,361
- Felicity.
- You bitch!
494
00:27:42,758 --> 00:27:43,952
See? There!
495
00:27:44,122 --> 00:27:46,100
That is Casey Cartwright.
496
00:27:46,225 --> 00:27:47,247
Toughen up!
497
00:27:53,629 --> 00:27:55,060
I'm sorry, Ash.
498
00:27:55,943 --> 00:27:57,342
I'm sorry I let you down.
499
00:27:58,071 --> 00:27:59,247
That's all right.
500
00:28:01,714 --> 00:28:02,810
You're human.
501
00:28:05,933 --> 00:28:07,559
And I'm in love with Cappie.
502
00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:14,547
That's been your problem all along.
You've been bouncing around
503
00:28:14,672 --> 00:28:17,629
in these different love triangles
failing to see the obvious.
504
00:28:18,540 --> 00:28:19,657
Which is...?
505
00:28:20,091 --> 00:28:22,408
What's the common point
in these love triangles?
506
00:28:25,788 --> 00:28:28,164
Time to stop
bouncing around, felicity.
507
00:28:29,278 --> 00:28:30,542
I have to go tell him.
508
00:28:45,402 --> 00:28:46,705
Is Cappie around?
509
00:28:59,517 --> 00:29:00,737
You've been avoiding me.
510
00:29:07,251 --> 00:29:10,730
- What are you doing?
- Just wait. Something happened.
511
00:29:12,237 --> 00:29:13,394
I almost died.
512
00:29:14,427 --> 00:29:15,879
Because of that manhole.
513
00:29:17,791 --> 00:29:19,527
I know, it's a funny word.
514
00:29:20,386 --> 00:29:23,202
But almost dying made me realize
I could die anytime,
515
00:29:23,327 --> 00:29:25,190
I could slip in the shower, and...
516
00:29:26,472 --> 00:29:29,274
I've... Been waiting,
all this time...
517
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,456
... to feel the way with Max
that I've always felt with you.
518
00:29:32,806 --> 00:29:33,806
And...
519
00:29:33,950 --> 00:29:35,416
If it's the end of the world,
520
00:29:35,939 --> 00:29:37,196
I want to be with you.
521
00:29:45,619 --> 00:29:47,069
Max is a great guy.
522
00:29:47,495 --> 00:29:50,178
I know. That's what makes this so hard.
I don't want to hurt him.
523
00:29:50,303 --> 00:29:54,196
Then don't. Don't ruin it with Max
because of some fleeting thought.
524
00:29:54,321 --> 00:29:56,542
This isn't some fleeting thought.
This is...
525
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,537
... what I really feel.
526
00:29:58,832 --> 00:30:01,527
- I finally have some clarity.
- You think it's clarity but it's not.
527
00:30:01,652 --> 00:30:04,594
It's a post-traumatic stress reaction.
And it'll wear off.
528
00:30:05,515 --> 00:30:07,294
And you'll regret
coming to see me tonight.
529
00:30:07,419 --> 00:30:08,775
No, I won't.
530
00:30:09,034 --> 00:30:12,587
You'll rember that I am a childish,
lazy, unreliable,
531
00:30:12,712 --> 00:30:16,219
unpredictable, unambitious frat guy
who let you down before.
532
00:30:16,344 --> 00:30:18,065
And that's why we didn't work.
533
00:30:21,267 --> 00:30:23,002
You don't even want to try?
534
00:30:29,873 --> 00:30:31,917
The world isn't going
to end tonight. OK?
535
00:30:48,166 --> 00:30:50,682
I was at the house.
They said you were already here.
536
00:31:00,431 --> 00:31:02,086
But, Max, I can explain.
537
00:31:04,208 --> 00:31:04,920
We...
538
00:31:05,045 --> 00:31:06,698
I was hitting on your girlfriend.
539
00:31:06,872 --> 00:31:07,872
See.
540
00:31:08,254 --> 00:31:10,540
I'm not really over Casey, and I...
541
00:31:11,224 --> 00:31:14,878
... thought with you gone
I might have a shot getting her back.
542
00:31:15,786 --> 00:31:17,507
And of course, she shot me down.
543
00:31:18,620 --> 00:31:20,008
When will I learn, right?
544
00:31:21,094 --> 00:31:22,598
What the hell is wrong with you?
545
00:31:22,723 --> 00:31:25,198
Sorry man,
I know it was a douche move, but...
546
00:31:25,762 --> 00:31:26,762
What can I say?
547
00:31:27,023 --> 00:31:28,023
I'm a douche.
548
00:31:53,665 --> 00:31:55,120
Punch is ready!
549
00:31:59,656 --> 00:32:01,282
What are you guys doing here?
550
00:32:01,643 --> 00:32:03,355
I'm gonna go get us some drinks.
551
00:32:05,909 --> 00:32:08,382
Strength in numbers, man.
I help you, you help me.
552
00:32:08,955 --> 00:32:11,386
I already watched you make out
with sheila for three hours.
553
00:32:11,562 --> 00:32:14,480
What do I do the next time she has
one of her hormonal attacks?
554
00:32:14,605 --> 00:32:17,267
You know, menopause is right around
the corner and then I'm screwed.
555
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,089
C'mon, I solved your problem.
556
00:32:26,344 --> 00:32:27,819
Sure, dale, why the hell not?
557
00:32:30,582 --> 00:32:32,902
- Great party, douchebag.
- Thanks, numb nuts.
558
00:32:37,570 --> 00:32:38,927
To a new world, gentlemen.
559
00:32:39,335 --> 00:32:42,948
Good riddance to the things we hated
and may we not miss the things we loved.
560
00:32:43,390 --> 00:32:44,840
To a new world!
561
00:32:47,946 --> 00:32:49,498
You know, I think I'm gonna go.
562
00:32:49,970 --> 00:32:52,442
With all these guys rubbing up
against us by accident?
563
00:32:52,959 --> 00:32:54,024
This is great.
564
00:32:56,020 --> 00:32:58,074
I just want to rub
against my boyfriend.
565
00:32:59,430 --> 00:33:01,386
Oh my god, it's Rusty!
566
00:33:07,134 --> 00:33:08,596
God, I need a guy.
567
00:33:10,786 --> 00:33:13,913
You left? Aren't you going
to get in trouble for leaving the lab?
568
00:33:14,038 --> 00:33:17,225
- I'll figure that out tommorow.
- Rusty, what are you doing here?
569
00:33:17,350 --> 00:33:20,205
- What are you doing here?
- You blew off hastings? And your grade?
570
00:33:20,380 --> 00:33:22,422
I have the rest of the semester
to figure that out.
571
00:33:22,835 --> 00:33:24,299
If it is the end of the world,
572
00:33:25,030 --> 00:33:27,129
- I want to be with Jordan.
- But it's not.
573
00:33:27,303 --> 00:33:29,435
Don't you read the scriptures
I leave on your pillow?
574
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:32,224
- There's gonna be signs!
- Well I saw a sign.
575
00:33:32,393 --> 00:33:33,393
This.
576
00:33:33,758 --> 00:33:36,058
Right here. You, Jordan.
577
00:33:36,689 --> 00:33:37,762
All my friends.
578
00:33:38,737 --> 00:33:41,575
This is all I want and everything else
can wait'til tomorrow.
579
00:33:41,984 --> 00:33:43,353
If there is a tomorrow.
580
00:33:43,529 --> 00:33:45,716
Rusty, you're speaking
in tongues right now.
581
00:33:50,579 --> 00:33:52,446
It's the four horsemen
of the apocalypse!
582
00:33:59,461 --> 00:34:02,039
Has he been hitting on you
this whole time I've been gone?
583
00:34:04,090 --> 00:34:05,552
Did something happen?
584
00:34:05,925 --> 00:34:07,740
No, nothing happened between us.
585
00:34:08,014 --> 00:34:09,087
Not really.
586
00:34:09,263 --> 00:34:11,804
I mean, who the hell
does he think he is? It's like...
587
00:34:13,766 --> 00:34:14,814
You know what?
588
00:34:16,037 --> 00:34:18,535
That guy's charm
is gonna wear thin one day.
589
00:34:19,313 --> 00:34:21,433
He can't just coast
through life forever.
590
00:34:22,566 --> 00:34:26,440
He just believes in letting things
figure themselves out.
591
00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:28,106
He calls it karmic synergy.
592
00:34:28,282 --> 00:34:30,990
- OK he can call it whatever he wants.
- And it kind of works.
593
00:34:31,412 --> 00:34:32,122
And...
594
00:34:32,247 --> 00:34:35,405
He's not stupid enough to think
he can do this for the rest of his life.
595
00:34:35,759 --> 00:34:37,766
He's just going to do this
for as long as he can.
596
00:34:37,891 --> 00:34:39,311
Because he loves it.
597
00:34:40,141 --> 00:34:41,814
He loves all these guys.
598
00:34:42,997 --> 00:34:45,044
And he's a lot smarter
than people know.
599
00:34:46,099 --> 00:34:47,918
Why are you defending him right now?
600
00:34:51,899 --> 00:34:53,423
Do you still have feelings for him?
601
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:57,260
Nothing is going to happen
between Cappie and me.
602
00:35:01,385 --> 00:35:02,385
All right.
603
00:35:03,498 --> 00:35:07,157
But I don't think anything is going
to happen between us either, Max.
604
00:35:10,250 --> 00:35:11,066
What?
605
00:35:12,836 --> 00:35:13,863
You said...
606
00:35:15,011 --> 00:35:16,856
While I was away
you had a chance to catch up.
607
00:35:16,981 --> 00:35:18,802
I felt that way when I said it.
608
00:35:20,563 --> 00:35:21,563
And...
609
00:35:22,344 --> 00:35:23,537
But now I'm not so sure.
610
00:35:24,130 --> 00:35:26,665
And I can't keep
bouncing around like this.
611
00:35:26,839 --> 00:35:29,260
It's not fair to anyone.
Least of all you.
612
00:35:34,042 --> 00:35:35,206
What happened?
613
00:35:38,926 --> 00:35:40,762
You're the perfect guy, Max.
614
00:35:42,116 --> 00:35:44,132
You're just not perfect for me.
615
00:36:04,612 --> 00:36:06,514
Asteroid collision!
616
00:36:10,016 --> 00:36:11,186
Did you talk to Cappie?
617
00:36:12,013 --> 00:36:13,734
Yeah, I... Yeah, I did.
618
00:36:16,142 --> 00:36:17,689
I broke up with Max.
619
00:36:18,158 --> 00:36:19,158
Wait...
620
00:36:19,445 --> 00:36:23,412
Cappie doesn't want to be with me,
and who can blame him?
621
00:36:23,926 --> 00:36:26,945
But I can't be with Max knowing
I really want to be with Cappie.
622
00:36:27,070 --> 00:36:29,167
So that leaves me with...
623
00:36:30,679 --> 00:36:31,623
Me.
624
00:36:32,032 --> 00:36:34,474
And I'm... I'm taking me home.
625
00:36:35,378 --> 00:36:38,580
- OK, I'll go with you.
- No no, you stay here, have fun.
626
00:36:39,683 --> 00:36:41,257
I could use some alone time.
627
00:36:42,070 --> 00:36:43,070
OK. You sure?
628
00:36:43,453 --> 00:36:44,345
Positive.
629
00:36:45,847 --> 00:36:47,555
Go, throw some asteroids.
630
00:36:57,868 --> 00:37:01,552
So, I was debating whether or not
to even say anything
631
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,768
I got the message the other day, but
632
00:37:04,059 --> 00:37:06,549
I wanted you to know
that your boyfriend's cheating on you.
633
00:37:07,215 --> 00:37:08,225
With a woman.
634
00:37:17,527 --> 00:37:19,403
Yeah, he's not my boyfriend.
635
00:37:20,693 --> 00:37:21,489
He's not?
636
00:37:34,260 --> 00:37:36,269
My precious!
637
00:37:37,454 --> 00:37:38,454
Hey Max!
638
00:37:40,342 --> 00:37:42,517
Is that beaver's molten
lava madness?
639
00:37:43,122 --> 00:37:43,969
It sure is.
640
00:37:45,725 --> 00:37:48,036
- Sorry, Rus, excuse me.
- You're just gonna run?
641
00:37:48,161 --> 00:37:50,532
- Where's Casey?
- Rus, please.
642
00:37:50,728 --> 00:37:52,862
Sit down.
I've never seen you drunk before.
643
00:37:53,227 --> 00:37:55,402
Well, you've never seen me
dumped before.
644
00:37:56,650 --> 00:37:57,650
Dumped?
645
00:37:59,129 --> 00:38:00,165
Yep, pal.
646
00:38:00,855 --> 00:38:02,172
Casey gave me the...
647
00:38:03,526 --> 00:38:04,971
She gave me the big...
648
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:06,960
Adios.
649
00:38:10,410 --> 00:38:12,920
Something clever
that Cappie would say like...
650
00:38:13,310 --> 00:38:14,792
Forget about Cappie right now.
651
00:38:15,649 --> 00:38:19,088
Not so easy considering
he's the reason we broke up.
652
00:38:19,775 --> 00:38:22,216
Casey says
it wasn't 'cause of Cappie,
653
00:38:23,103 --> 00:38:24,438
but I know it was.
654
00:38:25,262 --> 00:38:26,483
How do you know?
655
00:38:28,475 --> 00:38:31,221
I saw them come out
of a closet together.
656
00:38:32,250 --> 00:38:33,685
Then she dumped me.
657
00:38:41,219 --> 00:38:42,497
I was wrong, Rus.
658
00:38:43,874 --> 00:38:45,259
Never pick the girl.
659
00:38:46,670 --> 00:38:48,701
Nope. They'll leave you every time.
660
00:38:50,350 --> 00:38:51,966
You can count on it.
661
00:39:25,052 --> 00:39:26,686
What are you doing here?
662
00:39:30,884 --> 00:39:33,871
I'm sure you heard
what happened with panhellenic.
663
00:39:34,784 --> 00:39:37,155
I heard that Ashleigh showed you
what sisterhood means.
664
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:38,501
Very forcefully.
665
00:39:38,670 --> 00:39:39,670
Please.
666
00:39:39,855 --> 00:39:42,498
Ash just give me a way out
of that hot iki mess.
667
00:39:43,413 --> 00:39:44,756
Did you just call I-kap Iki?
668
00:39:45,582 --> 00:39:46,982
There is no more I-kap.
669
00:39:47,408 --> 00:39:48,761
I'm disbanding the house.
670
00:39:49,284 --> 00:39:50,971
- Really?
- Ashleigh was right.
671
00:39:51,922 --> 00:39:55,415
Iota Kappa is no ZBZ,
and it never will be.
672
00:39:56,662 --> 00:39:59,543
Joan the pot dealer was just
the tip of the iceberg.
673
00:40:00,791 --> 00:40:03,108
Half our pledges are total skanks
674
00:40:03,276 --> 00:40:05,037
And the other half
just got skinny for rush
675
00:40:05,162 --> 00:40:06,862
and have already gained
the weight back.
676
00:40:07,030 --> 00:40:10,057
This way I can disband that failed
experiment in one fell swoop.
677
00:40:12,387 --> 00:40:13,911
So what are you doing here?
678
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:15,265
I was thinking...
679
00:40:15,844 --> 00:40:19,083
Maybe you can let back in
some of the ex-zbzs?
680
00:40:19,418 --> 00:40:22,201
A few of the ones
who left might have been...
681
00:40:23,715 --> 00:40:24,715
... coerced.
682
00:40:25,106 --> 00:40:27,549
And beth is innocent
by reason of stupidity.
683
00:40:28,268 --> 00:40:31,478
I'll have to run that one
past new presidential Ashleigh.
684
00:40:33,236 --> 00:40:35,527
And I also came to say goodbye.
685
00:40:36,953 --> 00:40:38,000
I'm leaving.
686
00:40:38,796 --> 00:40:39,937
Leaving leaving?
687
00:40:41,325 --> 00:40:42,687
For real this time.
688
00:40:44,421 --> 00:40:45,956
Finish up my classes...
689
00:40:46,298 --> 00:40:48,889
... graduate, and hit the road.
690
00:40:49,014 --> 00:40:50,030
Let's face it,
691
00:40:50,625 --> 00:40:53,427
this place is way too small-time
for me, anyway
692
00:40:55,378 --> 00:40:56,378
Well,
693
00:40:56,614 --> 00:40:57,799
you'll be missed.
694
00:41:03,052 --> 00:41:04,052
I know.
695
00:41:04,861 --> 00:41:05,713
Right?
696
00:41:18,217 --> 00:41:20,148
I've got the spins.
697
00:41:23,732 --> 00:41:26,672
So that guy over there just told me
698
00:41:26,797 --> 00:41:29,820
you knocked frannie out
with one roundhouse kick to the head.
699
00:41:29,988 --> 00:41:31,155
At the meeting.
700
00:41:32,046 --> 00:41:34,604
I should not drink and brag
at the same time.
701
00:41:35,203 --> 00:41:37,036
I am proud of you.
702
00:41:41,909 --> 00:41:43,292
I'm proud of me too!
703
00:41:43,847 --> 00:41:46,629
I can't wait to see what this new
Ashleigh is gonna do next.
704
00:41:49,575 --> 00:41:52,599
You're about to find out.
Wait here for a minute.
705
00:42:25,047 --> 00:42:26,832
So Casey broke up with Max.
706
00:42:30,964 --> 00:42:31,964
I see.
707
00:42:33,165 --> 00:42:34,319
Because of you.
708
00:42:38,140 --> 00:42:40,933
And she's gonna break up
with the next guy because of you.
709
00:42:41,318 --> 00:42:42,698
And the guy after that.
710
00:42:43,629 --> 00:42:47,633
And she's gonna keep doing it,
because for some odd reason,
711
00:42:49,196 --> 00:42:51,276
you're the one
she's supposed to be with.
712
00:42:56,685 --> 00:42:58,522
OK, everybody! It's almost midnight!
713
00:42:59,236 --> 00:43:01,853
Let the countdown
to the end of the world begin!
714
00:43:07,004 --> 00:43:08,627
It's the end of the world, Cappie.
715
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:10,771
What are you gonna do?
716
00:43:11,565 --> 00:43:12,544
Three...
717
00:43:12,669 --> 00:43:13,669
Two...
718
00:43:13,849 --> 00:43:14,842
One...
719
00:43:14,892 --> 00:43:19,442
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