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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,084 --> 00:00:01,459 Previously... 2 00:00:01,627 --> 00:00:03,716 - What's wrong? - I kissed Jordan. 3 00:00:04,088 --> 00:00:06,838 - Now Andy and Jordan hate me. - Way to go, Sienna Miller. 4 00:00:07,009 --> 00:00:10,122 Rusty, I think that you and I together is just a bad idea. 5 00:00:10,247 --> 00:00:12,470 And maybe we shouldn't hang out anymore. 6 00:00:12,639 --> 00:00:14,592 Casey? What are you doing here? 7 00:00:14,717 --> 00:00:16,389 I should ask you that question. 8 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:18,433 I'm just broadening my horizons. 9 00:00:18,701 --> 00:00:20,730 Or should I say horizoning my broads? 10 00:00:20,855 --> 00:00:23,574 She's not hung up on Casey, that'll never come between us 11 00:00:23,699 --> 00:00:26,355 - like it did with me and Cappie. - Wait. I thought you broke up 12 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:28,903 - because you went public. - I lied. 13 00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:32,323 It's torture watching the girl of your dreams on the arm of some other guy. 14 00:00:32,448 --> 00:00:36,327 I just wish I could accept it and stop hoping for things to change. 15 00:00:37,830 --> 00:00:39,497 You've always gotta have hope. 16 00:00:40,420 --> 00:00:41,420 Observe 17 00:00:41,647 --> 00:00:43,271 the rigidity of form 18 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:46,085 underneath such silky softness 19 00:00:46,837 --> 00:00:49,756 and somber expressions, depicting the joys 20 00:00:50,394 --> 00:00:52,176 and sorrows of love. 21 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:55,333 - The rigidity of what? - His form. 22 00:00:55,458 --> 00:00:57,390 Because of her silky softness. 23 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,556 And notice the second man, 24 00:01:00,412 --> 00:01:02,882 standing directly behind the newlyweds. 25 00:01:03,244 --> 00:01:04,544 Is he a witness, 26 00:01:04,867 --> 00:01:05,815 or perhaps 27 00:01:06,759 --> 00:01:08,983 a scorned lover of hers? 28 00:01:09,154 --> 00:01:10,154 Or his. 29 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:13,196 Evoking the bittersweet emotion 30 00:01:13,882 --> 00:01:15,332 of a love triangle. 31 00:01:16,343 --> 00:01:17,700 Tomorrow's midterm 32 00:01:17,825 --> 00:01:20,453 will consist mostly of essay questions, 33 00:01:20,624 --> 00:01:22,665 analyzing some of the paintings 34 00:01:22,834 --> 00:01:24,540 we've discussed in class. 35 00:01:25,169 --> 00:01:26,169 Good luck. 36 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:27,712 Essays? 37 00:01:28,150 --> 00:01:30,809 That leaves way too much room for teacher interpretation, 38 00:01:30,934 --> 00:01:33,174 frankly, this guy's kind of a nut bag. 39 00:01:33,345 --> 00:01:35,648 Do you know his office hours? I gotta... 40 00:01:35,773 --> 00:01:37,660 start preparing my argument for a better grade. 41 00:01:37,785 --> 00:01:40,596 I may try the old "it's against my religion" thing. 42 00:01:40,721 --> 00:01:44,395 - That always worked in gym class. - You still haven't talked to Jordan? 43 00:01:44,564 --> 00:01:47,470 She told me to get lost, so I guess I'm moving on. 44 00:01:47,595 --> 00:01:50,443 Technically she moved on, or stayed put, with Andy. 45 00:01:50,612 --> 00:01:52,142 Whatever. We both moved on. 46 00:01:52,267 --> 00:01:53,945 And now she's moving towards us. 47 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:59,701 We were actually just talking about the... the test. 48 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:02,915 About that, there's a lot of material to cover, 49 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:06,052 and I figured you guys are all studying together, right? 50 00:02:07,953 --> 00:02:08,753 Right. 51 00:02:08,922 --> 00:02:11,311 Anyway, I was kind of wondering 52 00:02:11,436 --> 00:02:13,968 if maybe I could join? 53 00:02:15,177 --> 00:02:17,171 You are a liberal arts major? 54 00:02:17,296 --> 00:02:20,388 You're willing to contribute, not just mooch off of us? 55 00:02:23,088 --> 00:02:26,027 - It's fine with me. - All right. See you at seven? 56 00:02:27,183 --> 00:02:28,521 I'll see you then. 57 00:02:29,618 --> 00:02:32,084 All right. Liberal arts major to the rescue. 58 00:02:32,209 --> 00:02:35,780 "The midterm will be based on lectures, readings and class discussion." 59 00:02:35,949 --> 00:02:38,874 - "Five short essay questions." - What? Define short. 60 00:02:38,999 --> 00:02:41,703 - "Three long essay questions." - Define long. 61 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:44,562 - "200 multiple choice questions"? - How is that possible? 62 00:02:44,687 --> 00:02:46,723 I haven't even learned that many answers. 63 00:02:46,848 --> 00:02:48,866 If you'd spent more class time on women's studies 64 00:02:48,991 --> 00:02:51,669 and less studying the women, you might've learned more. 65 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:53,190 I learned plenty. 66 00:02:54,247 --> 00:02:56,740 Maybe not as much as I should've to pass this test. 67 00:02:56,865 --> 00:02:59,332 I'm not feeling all that confident either. 68 00:02:59,457 --> 00:03:01,882 I love this class and I really wanna kick ass on the midterm. 69 00:03:02,007 --> 00:03:04,440 Let's pull an all-nighter. Like the good old days. 70 00:03:04,565 --> 00:03:06,015 Your place or mine? 71 00:03:07,394 --> 00:03:10,477 I don't know. An all-nighter? Max is out of town. 72 00:03:10,602 --> 00:03:11,845 I'm not sure it's... 73 00:03:12,730 --> 00:03:15,073 - appropriate? - If he were in town, it'd be different? 74 00:03:15,198 --> 00:03:16,798 It's just studying. 75 00:03:18,814 --> 00:03:21,215 You two know each other from class, right? 76 00:03:22,722 --> 00:03:25,246 I'm getting people together to study at the Espresso tonight. 77 00:03:25,415 --> 00:03:26,816 - Fantastic. - Wanna come? 78 00:03:26,941 --> 00:03:28,998 Sounds like a plan. Casey will join us. 79 00:03:29,169 --> 00:03:30,835 If that's appropriate. 80 00:03:39,756 --> 00:03:43,054 - Tonight sounds good. - Great. The more the merrier. 81 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:46,766 And don't forget to bring your smarty smartness. 82 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:53,732 -=Greek 219=- "Social Studies" 83 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:55,694 Timing: Kappa Team 84 00:04:06,936 --> 00:04:08,492 I hate midterms. 85 00:04:10,705 --> 00:04:12,041 What are you doing? 86 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:14,204 Mentally preparing. 87 00:04:14,329 --> 00:04:17,133 My upper-division advertising midterm is tomorrow 88 00:04:17,258 --> 00:04:19,681 and I have read, I swear to God... 89 00:04:20,741 --> 00:04:21,741 nothing. 90 00:04:22,069 --> 00:04:24,470 And I can't procrastinate like I normally do. 91 00:04:24,641 --> 00:04:26,514 You know that's what you're doing now, right? 92 00:04:27,872 --> 00:04:30,627 Fine, fine. I will go to the library. 93 00:04:31,272 --> 00:04:33,242 - Do you wanna come? - I can't. 94 00:04:33,367 --> 00:04:35,231 I'm studying with Cappie later tonight. 95 00:04:35,401 --> 00:04:37,650 I'm gonna take a nap now. Could be an all-nighter. 96 00:04:38,045 --> 00:04:41,112 An all-nighter with Cappie? What about Max? 97 00:04:41,527 --> 00:04:45,254 Cappie and I are just friends. Besides, it won't be just us. 98 00:04:45,379 --> 00:04:47,870 Apparently he's dating this new girl from class. 99 00:04:47,995 --> 00:04:51,052 - She'll be there. - So Cappie's dating a new girl. 100 00:04:51,177 --> 00:04:53,730 - That's good. - It totally came out of nowhere. 101 00:04:53,855 --> 00:04:55,001 Why he didn't tell me? 102 00:04:55,398 --> 00:04:57,922 - Are you jealous? - No, I'm not jealous. 103 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:00,116 Just curious. 104 00:05:00,536 --> 00:05:02,091 Do you wanna talk about it? 105 00:05:02,506 --> 00:05:03,801 You're procrastinating. 106 00:05:05,585 --> 00:05:06,472 Fine. 107 00:05:26,032 --> 00:05:28,046 If you're looking for money, I cleaned that one out 108 00:05:28,171 --> 00:05:29,495 last week for beer money. 109 00:05:29,664 --> 00:05:32,947 I'm looking for my art history course packet. Have you seen it? 110 00:05:33,072 --> 00:05:34,831 Paperback? Naked ladies? 111 00:05:34,956 --> 00:05:36,627 You might wanna check Wade's room. 112 00:05:37,061 --> 00:05:39,242 Come to think of it, you might wanna get a new one. 113 00:05:39,367 --> 00:05:41,423 My art history exam is tomorrow, 114 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:44,467 I need to study with Calvin, Dale and Jordan. 115 00:05:44,727 --> 00:05:46,844 - Andy's Jordan? - It's not like he owns her. 116 00:05:47,725 --> 00:05:49,640 I'm done pulling douche moves. 117 00:05:49,809 --> 00:05:51,861 It's just... I like her. 118 00:05:52,472 --> 00:05:53,645 And I miss her. 119 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:57,059 I also don't know what its gonna be like to be around her again 120 00:05:57,184 --> 00:05:58,816 while she's still with Andy. 121 00:05:59,007 --> 00:06:00,707 Some's better than none. 122 00:06:03,027 --> 00:06:06,281 It's like this potato chip. It's hard to just eat one, right? 123 00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:08,032 You have one and want the whole bag. 124 00:06:08,353 --> 00:06:11,517 Would you rather show some discipline and have one per day 125 00:06:11,642 --> 00:06:13,738 or would you rather not have any chips at all? 126 00:06:13,863 --> 00:06:15,206 I don't even like this. 127 00:06:15,377 --> 00:06:18,459 If you like being around Jordan, try and be friends with her. 128 00:06:18,630 --> 00:06:20,336 It's better than nothing. 129 00:06:24,289 --> 00:06:26,175 So I've made a schedule for the study session 130 00:06:26,346 --> 00:06:28,511 with a bullet-point list of objectives. 131 00:06:28,682 --> 00:06:30,888 We spend approximately two hours on each section: 132 00:06:31,059 --> 00:06:34,257 Proto-Renaissance, Early Renaissance, High Renaissance, 133 00:06:34,382 --> 00:06:36,538 Mannerist Period. By my calculations, 134 00:06:36,663 --> 00:06:39,230 and allowing breaks for food, bathroom, 135 00:06:39,401 --> 00:06:41,136 personal hygiene, etcetera, 136 00:06:41,425 --> 00:06:44,283 we should be able to cover the entire course-load by sunrise, 137 00:06:44,408 --> 00:06:46,836 and have a couple of hours left over for sleep before the test. 138 00:06:46,961 --> 00:06:48,011 Sound good? 139 00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:50,576 - I'm gonna get some water. - I gotta pee. 140 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:51,998 Make it snappy. 141 00:06:52,123 --> 00:06:54,537 We're supposed to be on Trivial Pursuit Renaissance art history. 142 00:06:57,209 --> 00:06:58,751 There's our fourth player. 143 00:07:03,007 --> 00:07:05,745 Dinner. Any special dietary preferences? 144 00:07:06,479 --> 00:07:07,800 I don't eat red meat. 145 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:11,620 You're OK with the sausage on the pizza but not the pepperoni? 146 00:07:12,789 --> 00:07:14,322 Excuse me for a second. 147 00:07:14,447 --> 00:07:17,895 Is it like an aversion to the color red or like a religious thing? 148 00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:23,107 Are you OK with me being here? 149 00:07:24,196 --> 00:07:25,444 - Totally. - Good. 150 00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:27,780 Because, I didn't come here just to study. 151 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:30,199 I miss you. 152 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:32,992 I want my friend back, if that's OK with you? 153 00:07:33,762 --> 00:07:35,988 So, what do you say? Friends? 154 00:07:37,275 --> 00:07:38,207 Friends. 155 00:07:39,591 --> 00:07:41,627 Guys, come on. We're on a schedule here. 156 00:07:41,796 --> 00:07:43,531 Why don't you do it when it's assigned? 157 00:07:43,656 --> 00:07:45,448 You should work on time management. 158 00:07:45,573 --> 00:07:48,324 I think I'm awesome at time management. I only study two times 159 00:07:48,449 --> 00:07:50,700 a semester, midterms and finals. 160 00:07:50,825 --> 00:07:53,074 The rest of the time I just live life. 161 00:07:53,705 --> 00:07:54,705 And shop. 162 00:07:59,677 --> 00:08:02,382 - Where's my car? - It was definitely right here, 163 00:08:02,507 --> 00:08:05,818 because I accidentally banged your door into that car. 164 00:08:06,274 --> 00:08:08,112 See, there's the ding that I left. 165 00:08:09,383 --> 00:08:10,196 It's here. 166 00:08:11,293 --> 00:08:12,293 It's gone. 167 00:08:13,136 --> 00:08:14,785 Oh, my God. It was stolen. 168 00:08:16,633 --> 00:08:18,664 I've never known a car that was stolen before. 169 00:08:18,833 --> 00:08:20,339 My laptop's in there. 170 00:08:20,464 --> 00:08:23,168 With my midterm paper on the sleep motif of Faulkner's 171 00:08:23,293 --> 00:08:26,717 As I Lay Dying and there's no way in hell I can write that thing again. 172 00:08:26,842 --> 00:08:29,091 - I'd rather lay down and die. - Are you two OK? 173 00:08:29,260 --> 00:08:32,713 - My car was stolen. - Silver Mercedes? Two-door? 174 00:08:32,838 --> 00:08:34,096 You saw it get stolen? 175 00:08:34,265 --> 00:08:37,014 I saw it get towed. This is faculty parking. 176 00:08:39,425 --> 00:08:40,805 But I left my flashers on. 177 00:08:40,930 --> 00:08:43,897 Isn't it a rule you can't tow a car with its flashers on? 178 00:08:44,066 --> 00:08:47,264 Maybe, if you're gone for, like, five or ten minutes, 179 00:08:47,389 --> 00:08:48,915 but I saw it get towed hours ago. 180 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:51,198 You saw it get towed and you did nothing? 181 00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:53,490 First, I didn't know it was your car. 182 00:08:53,615 --> 00:08:55,874 Second, even if I did, what was I supposed to do? 183 00:08:55,999 --> 00:08:57,910 Throw myself on the hood? Come on. 184 00:08:58,904 --> 00:09:02,241 Great. So now we have to go to the car jail and bail it out. 185 00:09:06,391 --> 00:09:10,007 I guess I can just skip my study session and take you. 186 00:09:10,176 --> 00:09:12,780 - Thank you. - I won't get the practice test. 187 00:09:12,905 --> 00:09:16,555 - You're the best. I appreciate it. - I'll fail the class. Get kicked out. 188 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:19,141 - Is your car at the house? - Or I could take you. 189 00:09:23,508 --> 00:09:26,846 I guess it's the least he can do after letting them tow my car. 190 00:09:28,585 --> 00:09:29,835 You're welcome. 191 00:09:30,679 --> 00:09:33,868 We have 12 hours and 17 minutes to cram. 192 00:09:33,993 --> 00:09:35,779 I'm setting my watch now. 193 00:09:36,227 --> 00:09:38,284 You might need a lot more time, friend. 194 00:09:38,409 --> 00:09:42,083 For women's studies? I've already seenErin Brockovich. 195 00:09:42,208 --> 00:09:43,664 I'm halfway there. 196 00:09:43,835 --> 00:09:45,805 So what's up with you and Delia? 197 00:09:45,930 --> 00:09:48,836 - How come you didn't tell me about her? - Why? Are you jealous? 198 00:09:49,921 --> 00:09:52,388 Not jealous. Just... curious. 199 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:56,578 We're friends, Cap. You can tell me when you're dating someone new. 200 00:09:56,703 --> 00:09:58,600 I talk about Max all the time. 201 00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:02,393 Although I must say, absence really does make the heart grow fonder. 202 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:04,810 I really like him better now that he's gone. 203 00:10:06,803 --> 00:10:09,066 You really wanna know about every girl that I hook up with? 204 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:12,365 Not in a braggy, high-fiving, macho frat guy kind of way, 205 00:10:12,490 --> 00:10:15,154 just in a general, FYI, this-is-my-life kind of way. 206 00:10:16,733 --> 00:10:19,493 Delia and I are just hanging out. 207 00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:21,161 Completely casual. 208 00:10:23,383 --> 00:10:24,433 Is that...? 209 00:10:25,164 --> 00:10:27,332 - Did Max lavaliere you? - He did. 210 00:10:28,548 --> 00:10:32,002 - Why? Are you jealous? - Just curious. 211 00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:35,968 Now that's all out of the way, let's focus on the test. 212 00:10:37,020 --> 00:10:39,102 We have exactly 12 hours and... 213 00:10:42,613 --> 00:10:43,977 Is there a problem? 214 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:46,553 Do you see the girl that Delia's walking up with? 215 00:10:46,678 --> 00:10:48,096 She's in our class too, right? 216 00:10:48,221 --> 00:10:50,716 And coincidentally she's also 217 00:10:50,841 --> 00:10:52,526 a girl that I hang out with. 218 00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:55,279 - Both of them? - You said you wanted to know. 219 00:11:00,996 --> 00:11:03,287 You ready to study some women? 220 00:11:09,077 --> 00:11:10,053 OK. 221 00:11:10,178 --> 00:11:14,182 The city renowned as the birthplace of the Renaissance, 222 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:17,516 and in particular of Renaissance painting, is... 223 00:11:18,023 --> 00:11:20,529 - Rome? - Nope. Our turn. Come on. 224 00:11:24,328 --> 00:11:26,256 OK. The Birth of Venus was painted by...? 225 00:11:26,381 --> 00:11:28,761 - Botticelli. - Yes! For the brown wedgie. 226 00:11:30,375 --> 00:11:33,333 What are you laughing at? Just give me the brown wedgie. 227 00:11:34,230 --> 00:11:36,337 You heard him. Give him the brown wedgie. 228 00:11:37,759 --> 00:11:39,280 You want the brown wedgie? 229 00:11:40,313 --> 00:11:42,391 What are you laughing at? That's what it's called. 230 00:11:42,516 --> 00:11:43,885 This is fun, 231 00:11:44,010 --> 00:11:47,329 but I'm not sure memorizing facts is the best way to prep for this test. 232 00:11:47,454 --> 00:11:49,096 We're gonna get questions like: 233 00:11:49,221 --> 00:11:52,153 What do you think the smile on the face of the Mona Lisa represents? 234 00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:54,678 - Not just who painted it. - Leonardo da Vinci. 235 00:11:55,633 --> 00:11:57,865 We need to really understand what the painting's about, 236 00:11:57,990 --> 00:12:00,634 the experience of seeing it and taking it in, 237 00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:03,055 - not just the year it was completed. - 1519. 238 00:12:05,086 --> 00:12:06,891 You know what? I think she's right. 239 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:11,064 Could you educate us on the meaning of the smile in the painting? 240 00:12:11,459 --> 00:12:12,669 In an essay form? 241 00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:14,596 OK. Let's see. 242 00:12:16,281 --> 00:12:17,211 It's Andy. 243 00:12:17,336 --> 00:12:18,819 - Don't answer it. - Too late. 244 00:12:19,749 --> 00:12:20,906 Hey, man. What's up? 245 00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:23,742 Yeah, man. Sure. 246 00:12:24,464 --> 00:12:25,888 He wants to talk to you. 247 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:33,919 OK, that's strange? Why would he call her on my phone? 248 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,900 Better question: Why have your phone on in the study zone? 249 00:12:37,025 --> 00:12:39,841 You don't think that was Andy she kept putting to voice mail? 250 00:12:40,448 --> 00:12:41,531 I don't know. 251 00:12:47,690 --> 00:12:48,599 Everything OK? 252 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:50,539 Yeah, awesome. 253 00:12:50,664 --> 00:12:52,062 Andy just broke up with me. 254 00:12:53,623 --> 00:12:54,848 That's terrible. 255 00:12:56,718 --> 00:12:58,617 But back to the Mona Lisa. 256 00:12:59,091 --> 00:13:01,696 She's smiling, but she doesn't look that happy, 257 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:02,864 you know? 258 00:13:07,597 --> 00:13:09,246 That's not what Professor Freeman said. 259 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:12,472 She said Angela Merkel is the most powerful woman in the world. 260 00:13:12,597 --> 00:13:16,296 She was quoting Forbesmagazine, who first called her that in 2006 261 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,262 as she was gearing up to chair the G8 Summit. 262 00:13:18,387 --> 00:13:21,873 Which Margaret Thatcher chaired in 1984, the first woman to do so. 263 00:13:21,998 --> 00:13:23,483 Does she beat out Merkel? 264 00:13:23,608 --> 00:13:26,025 What do you think, Cap? Merkel or Thatcher? 265 00:13:29,649 --> 00:13:31,873 - Can't I just choose both? - No. 266 00:13:34,933 --> 00:13:36,647 Then, I'd have to choose... 267 00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:40,039 ... Oprah. 268 00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:42,303 I could use another latte. 269 00:13:42,428 --> 00:13:44,448 Does anybody want anything? No? All right, then. 270 00:13:46,186 --> 00:13:48,149 How long have you two been together? 271 00:13:48,324 --> 00:13:50,704 You mean me? Me and Cappie? 272 00:13:50,888 --> 00:13:52,079 You're dating Cappie? 273 00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:53,144 No. 274 00:13:53,269 --> 00:13:55,541 No. Cappie and I are just friends. 275 00:13:56,077 --> 00:13:58,832 Good. Because I hooked up with him last weekend, 276 00:13:58,957 --> 00:14:01,173 and I totally thought he was cheating on you. 277 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:04,301 - I feel so much better now. - What night last weekend? 278 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,510 - Friday. Why? - What time on Friday? 279 00:14:07,086 --> 00:14:10,724 I think I could use a latte, actually. 280 00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,973 - You gotta be kidding me? - What... 281 00:14:15,433 --> 00:14:16,562 They figured it out? 282 00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:19,316 Both of them in the same night? What were you thinking? 283 00:14:19,638 --> 00:14:21,193 That dreams do come true? 284 00:14:21,362 --> 00:14:23,577 Now there's no way we can study with them. 285 00:14:23,702 --> 00:14:24,961 We're on our own. 286 00:14:26,328 --> 00:14:27,543 Where's my book? 287 00:14:30,853 --> 00:14:32,871 Right. We should... We need to... Let's get... 288 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,040 Yeah. 289 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:35,700 It's 11:15, 290 00:14:35,825 --> 00:14:38,767 so according to the study schedule, we're about a half-hour behind, 291 00:14:38,892 --> 00:14:40,170 which means I'm sorry, 292 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,963 but the cookie break scheduled for midnight's gotta go. 293 00:14:43,510 --> 00:14:46,374 - I need some fresh air. - Fresh air is not on the schedule yet. 294 00:14:46,773 --> 00:14:47,773 It's... 295 00:14:48,274 --> 00:14:51,554 Your friend's unsavory attitude is screwing up our study sesh. 296 00:14:51,679 --> 00:14:53,978 - Relax. - Think you should talk to her? 297 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,532 That's great. Get both of them to waste time. 298 00:14:59,893 --> 00:15:01,137 That's fantastic. 299 00:15:22,498 --> 00:15:24,328 The air's not so fresh out here. 300 00:15:24,453 --> 00:15:27,509 These grad students down the hall, they have a lot of cats. 301 00:15:32,095 --> 00:15:33,511 Sorry about Andy. 302 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,001 It's his loss. 303 00:15:36,785 --> 00:15:37,785 Thanks. 304 00:15:38,561 --> 00:15:40,460 I know you kind of have to say that, but 305 00:15:41,751 --> 00:15:42,751 thanks 306 00:15:44,865 --> 00:15:47,618 if you feel like you wanna go, don't worry about us. 307 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,156 We have Dale's study schedule. 308 00:15:50,723 --> 00:15:51,635 No, 309 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:53,206 I'll be fine. I'm just... 310 00:15:54,211 --> 00:15:55,464 kind of bummed. 311 00:15:57,059 --> 00:15:58,851 I transferred here from a community college 312 00:15:58,976 --> 00:16:02,980 'cause I wanted to experience new things and meet new people. 313 00:16:03,936 --> 00:16:06,576 And right off I met you and I joined a sority... 314 00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:09,136 and then I met Andy, 315 00:16:09,743 --> 00:16:11,700 and he just kind of reminded me of home. 316 00:16:12,819 --> 00:16:15,853 Of my high school ex-boyfriend, of my brothers. 317 00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:19,307 He balanced out all these new experiences 318 00:16:19,432 --> 00:16:21,124 and he made me feel comfortable. 319 00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:23,830 Now... 320 00:16:25,906 --> 00:16:26,906 Whatever. 321 00:16:29,852 --> 00:16:32,846 You still have the guy who did a face plant 322 00:16:33,131 --> 00:16:34,241 in art history. 323 00:16:36,335 --> 00:16:37,786 Speaking of which... 324 00:16:38,176 --> 00:16:40,322 Yeah. Baroque Bingo awaits. 325 00:16:47,352 --> 00:16:48,352 Thanks. 326 00:16:52,737 --> 00:16:54,477 We've been here for hours. 327 00:16:54,602 --> 00:16:56,116 Where the hell is this guy? 328 00:17:03,288 --> 00:17:06,523 You'd think we'd have more to talk about considering we've seen each other naked. 329 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,894 - Are you hitting on me? - What? No, no, no. 330 00:17:09,019 --> 00:17:10,444 I knew there was a catch. 331 00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:12,352 - I'm not... - I just want my laptop. 332 00:17:12,477 --> 00:17:14,579 In fact, you can go now. I'll wait on my own. 333 00:17:14,704 --> 00:17:16,368 - Thanks for the ride. - Are you nuts? 334 00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:18,909 I'm not leaving you here by yourself. 335 00:17:20,548 --> 00:17:22,289 Evan Chambers is chivalrous? 336 00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:24,166 - Are you hitting on me? - No. 337 00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:27,127 It's just I've never seen this part of you before. 338 00:17:27,298 --> 00:17:28,879 And what part of me have you seen? 339 00:17:32,827 --> 00:17:33,827 Right. 340 00:17:34,365 --> 00:17:35,365 Right. 341 00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:38,468 I definitely think there will be different versions 342 00:17:38,593 --> 00:17:39,873 of Leda and the Swan. 343 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,060 Good. More naked breasts. 344 00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,290 This class has made me numb to nudity. 345 00:17:44,415 --> 00:17:46,474 There's just nothing left to the imagination. 346 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,482 I might as well start having sex. 347 00:17:48,919 --> 00:17:50,544 Sure would make Sheila happy. 348 00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:52,622 Also, remember when we spent an entire class 349 00:17:52,747 --> 00:17:54,564 discussing the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. 350 00:17:54,689 --> 00:17:57,036 I guarantee an essay question'll be devoted to it. 351 00:17:57,161 --> 00:17:59,739 Doctrine of the Church, creation, downfall of man, 352 00:17:59,864 --> 00:18:01,724 and promise of salvation. Bring it on. 353 00:18:01,849 --> 00:18:03,287 What do we think he'll ask? 354 00:18:03,412 --> 00:18:04,833 It's a pretty big ceiling. 355 00:18:05,390 --> 00:18:06,472 I don't know. 356 00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:08,253 It's amazing in person. 357 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,060 - You've been there? - In high school. 358 00:18:10,185 --> 00:18:11,756 I went there when I was five. 359 00:18:11,926 --> 00:18:14,718 All I remember is a pigeon pooped on my head in St. Peter's Square. 360 00:18:15,709 --> 00:18:17,554 - What was it like? - Kind of runny. 361 00:18:18,323 --> 00:18:20,889 These pictures don't do it justice, that's for sure. 362 00:18:22,056 --> 00:18:23,120 It's like... 363 00:18:24,126 --> 00:18:25,200 It's just... 364 00:18:26,457 --> 00:18:28,355 It's hard to explain. You have to see it. 365 00:18:30,339 --> 00:18:31,441 I have an idea. 366 00:18:31,566 --> 00:18:33,412 It's time for us to take a little field trip. 367 00:18:33,537 --> 00:18:36,084 - No, actually, no, it's not. - I could stretch my legs. 368 00:18:36,209 --> 00:18:38,116 You guys, we're falling way off schedule. 369 00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:41,243 We already lost our pizza break. Do you wanna cut the massage circle, too? 370 00:18:42,353 --> 00:18:43,036 Yeah. 371 00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:45,477 Fine. It's liberal arts. Let's get liberal. 372 00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:48,199 Let's go off book. But you'll miss these. 373 00:18:54,751 --> 00:18:55,776 Here we go. 374 00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:59,206 Table for two, non-smoking. By the window if you got it. 375 00:19:01,443 --> 00:19:04,443 OK, let's just go find somewhere to sit down and work. 376 00:19:05,301 --> 00:19:07,123 - Look. A couch. - OK. Here we go. 377 00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:15,778 All right, so I didn't get a chance to read the Baxandall article. 378 00:19:16,226 --> 00:19:18,210 - What was it about? - I don't have my book. 379 00:19:18,688 --> 00:19:20,474 I need to squeeze in there. 380 00:19:20,599 --> 00:19:21,649 Here it is. 381 00:19:24,861 --> 00:19:27,560 - It's like our own love seat here. - Don't call it that. 382 00:19:29,134 --> 00:19:31,412 - Excuse me. - Sorry. I'm just... 383 00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:33,086 - I'm sorry. - What is...? 384 00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:35,107 - I'm sorry - I was just a little warm. 385 00:19:35,232 --> 00:19:37,795 - Can I just get to the page? - It's kind of hot. Go ahead. 386 00:19:39,531 --> 00:19:41,126 All right, chapter three. 387 00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,826 Only 16 more chapters to go. 388 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,687 - I'll get it, yeah. - Yeah. 389 00:19:51,086 --> 00:19:52,187 There you go. 390 00:19:57,502 --> 00:19:59,419 - I touched your boob. - I know. 391 00:19:59,544 --> 00:20:02,325 It was an accidental boob graze. I promise you. 392 00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:05,035 I'm not one of those guys who gets off on grazing boobs. 393 00:20:05,566 --> 00:20:07,996 You need to watch out for Wade in a crowded room, but not me. 394 00:20:13,707 --> 00:20:14,838 Stop judging me. 395 00:20:16,230 --> 00:20:17,995 All right, chapter three: 396 00:20:18,647 --> 00:20:20,025 Women's Suffrage. 397 00:20:20,546 --> 00:20:23,345 The movement's modern origins lie in France during the 18th century... 398 00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:24,847 I'm sorry. 399 00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:28,119 I just need to get my arm out. There we go. All right, better. 400 00:20:30,245 --> 00:20:31,441 Please continue. 401 00:20:37,143 --> 00:20:40,799 You know, this isn't working for me. I'm gonna go find us a table. 402 00:20:40,924 --> 00:20:42,727 - What? - To... To sit at. 403 00:20:42,852 --> 00:20:44,151 Here, watch this. 404 00:20:57,140 --> 00:20:58,601 How's the studying going? 405 00:21:00,423 --> 00:21:03,613 That was just a little power nap. I am getting so much done. 406 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,471 I organized my work station. 407 00:21:06,642 --> 00:21:08,033 And I made a new playlist. 408 00:21:08,158 --> 00:21:10,521 I checked all my highlighters, took a nap. 409 00:21:10,646 --> 00:21:11,646 Now I'm... 410 00:21:12,403 --> 00:21:13,721 ready to study. 411 00:21:14,519 --> 00:21:17,190 But didn't you have, like, a study group at the Espresso Farm? 412 00:21:17,417 --> 00:21:18,706 Yeah, we did, 413 00:21:18,990 --> 00:21:20,797 but Cappie just screwed us out of it. 414 00:21:20,922 --> 00:21:21,960 Literally. 415 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,116 Sorry. 416 00:21:25,797 --> 00:21:28,411 It's like he'll just fall into bed with any girl who asks. 417 00:21:29,117 --> 00:21:32,122 OK, seriously, you're sounding a little ex-jealous. 418 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:33,790 I am not jealous. 419 00:21:37,108 --> 00:21:39,872 I just don't know what his deal is. 420 00:21:39,997 --> 00:21:42,205 He's a great guy, girls are all over him. 421 00:21:42,330 --> 00:21:44,606 If he wanted to, he could find someone awesome to date 422 00:21:44,731 --> 00:21:46,656 right now, right here in this room. 423 00:21:48,194 --> 00:21:49,194 OK, Case. 424 00:21:49,926 --> 00:21:51,642 I think that is the problem. 425 00:21:51,767 --> 00:21:54,812 - I think that's exactly what he wants. - What do you mean? 426 00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:57,811 I didn't think it was a big deal when Rebecca told me, 427 00:21:57,936 --> 00:22:00,343 but now you're saying all this stuff about Cappie, 428 00:22:00,468 --> 00:22:02,561 it could explain why he's messing around so much. 429 00:22:02,686 --> 00:22:05,353 - What could explain it? - We were at Gentleman's Choice. 430 00:22:05,478 --> 00:22:08,121 And in a homojito-induced moment of honesty, 431 00:22:08,246 --> 00:22:10,475 Rebecca told me that she and Cappie broke up 432 00:22:11,216 --> 00:22:12,216 because... 433 00:22:12,429 --> 00:22:14,552 - He still isn't over you. - No. 434 00:22:15,806 --> 00:22:16,960 Seriously? 435 00:22:20,215 --> 00:22:22,547 You're going to have to leave now. 436 00:22:31,562 --> 00:22:32,440 What? 437 00:22:32,565 --> 00:22:35,018 Can you grab my stuff? We need to find another place to study. 438 00:22:38,479 --> 00:22:40,650 Yeah. I actually know where we can get a table. 439 00:22:41,948 --> 00:22:43,334 He's still not back? 440 00:22:44,721 --> 00:22:47,377 I'm pretty sure he's not coming back. Not tonight, at least. 441 00:22:47,502 --> 00:22:49,794 Then why is the door unlocked? What about the sign? 442 00:22:49,919 --> 00:22:53,198 - That sign lies. Let's go. - I'm not leaving without my laptop. 443 00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:57,354 - OK, I was just being nice before. - I'm not leaving. 444 00:23:00,403 --> 00:23:03,156 OK, wait a minute. You just need your laptop tonight. 445 00:23:03,731 --> 00:23:05,439 You don't need your car, right? 446 00:23:06,275 --> 00:23:07,592 Do you have your keys? 447 00:23:13,467 --> 00:23:15,625 Great. We'll get in there and get your laptop. 448 00:23:15,750 --> 00:23:17,429 I'll give you a boost. OK? 449 00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:22,774 - Are you looking up my skirt? - Where am I supposed to look? 450 00:23:40,828 --> 00:23:43,144 Did that dog just eat my frickin' key? 451 00:23:45,041 --> 00:23:46,294 What are we doing here? 452 00:23:46,419 --> 00:23:48,524 What if somebody thinks we're trying to steal the test? 453 00:23:48,649 --> 00:23:51,365 Professor Summerfield wouldn't leave it here. 454 00:23:52,713 --> 00:23:54,862 Should we look around just in case? 455 00:23:58,791 --> 00:23:59,791 There. 456 00:24:07,041 --> 00:24:08,449 I rember this now, 457 00:24:08,733 --> 00:24:11,449 just not as vidly as the pigeon incident. 458 00:24:12,075 --> 00:24:15,208 I figured this would be about as close as we get to experiencing 459 00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:16,670 the real thing in Cyprus. 460 00:24:17,894 --> 00:24:19,432 Rusty, this is amazing. 461 00:24:19,990 --> 00:24:22,251 This projector's top of the line. 462 00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:24,082 It produces a great hi-res image. 463 00:24:25,051 --> 00:24:27,091 No, I meant that you're amazing. 464 00:24:27,870 --> 00:24:30,458 Michelangelo had to bend backwards, 465 00:24:30,933 --> 00:24:32,969 painting over his head for four years. 466 00:24:33,976 --> 00:24:36,672 Can you imagine painting upside down? 467 00:24:37,818 --> 00:24:40,018 - It's unreal. - Think that'll be on the test? 468 00:24:40,739 --> 00:24:42,104 Just take it in, Dale. 469 00:24:42,229 --> 00:24:43,229 OK. 470 00:24:46,168 --> 00:24:49,628 you know that it's rumored that Michelangelo was, like... 471 00:24:50,616 --> 00:24:51,831 Like you are? 472 00:24:53,327 --> 00:24:54,032 Black? 473 00:24:55,791 --> 00:24:57,787 No, man, no. He was gay. 474 00:24:59,503 --> 00:25:01,762 Have you ever seen the statue of David, Dale? 475 00:25:02,304 --> 00:25:04,582 Clearly the guy's about as straight as a circle. 476 00:25:09,919 --> 00:25:12,552 It's him. I should probably take it. 477 00:25:13,936 --> 00:25:15,038 Are you sure? 478 00:25:34,458 --> 00:25:36,074 Too much Irish in that coffee? 479 00:25:37,724 --> 00:25:40,552 It's a delicate balance. I seem to have tipped the scales. 480 00:25:40,759 --> 00:25:43,373 We only have nine more hours until the test. 481 00:25:43,543 --> 00:25:46,555 Or we could move even faster, devoting 482 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,422 five minutes per chapter, then take an eight-hour nap. 483 00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:51,872 Read one random sentence off each page. 484 00:25:53,161 --> 00:25:54,467 That's actually tempting. 485 00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:55,863 Great! I'll go first. 486 00:26:01,167 --> 00:26:03,592 "The women's movement in France would never be the same." 487 00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:05,328 There. Now your turn. 488 00:26:12,522 --> 00:26:14,642 What was wrong with Delia? 489 00:26:15,321 --> 00:26:17,231 How come you only went out with her once? 490 00:26:20,071 --> 00:26:22,043 - You sure you're not jealous? - No, 491 00:26:22,339 --> 00:26:24,289 I'm not jealous. Just... 492 00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:25,805 - Curious. - Right. 493 00:26:28,533 --> 00:26:31,671 It doesn't seem like you're going on too many second dates. 494 00:26:32,288 --> 00:26:36,052 Not since Rebecca, actually. Don't you want a relationship? 495 00:26:37,585 --> 00:26:41,556 Is this the part where you'll lecture me about responsibility and maturity? 496 00:26:41,726 --> 00:26:42,726 No. 497 00:26:43,419 --> 00:26:45,731 It's the part where I ask you if 498 00:26:45,856 --> 00:26:48,957 I may have had something to do with your breakup with Rebecca last semester. 499 00:26:49,255 --> 00:26:51,067 Because that's what someone told me. 500 00:26:51,328 --> 00:26:53,903 And I'm hoping it's not true. 501 00:26:58,107 --> 00:26:59,224 You know what? 502 00:27:00,013 --> 00:27:01,198 Forget I even asked. 503 00:27:01,824 --> 00:27:03,210 We have to finish studying. 504 00:27:05,222 --> 00:27:07,040 It's not true, for what it's worth. 505 00:27:08,275 --> 00:27:09,275 Last call. 506 00:27:12,999 --> 00:27:15,423 We can go to the KT house. Unless you have a better idea. 507 00:27:16,836 --> 00:27:17,865 No. OK. 508 00:27:19,535 --> 00:27:22,474 I have to get some coffee or I won't make it. 509 00:27:22,939 --> 00:27:25,616 I'll grab us a couple of lattes and I'll meet you there. 510 00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:34,775 How much longer's she gonna be on that cell phone? I'm losing my study buzz. 511 00:27:36,213 --> 00:27:38,697 If she's not back in five minutes, I'll go out there 512 00:27:38,822 --> 00:27:41,960 - and I'll see what's going on. - Well, you're running out of time. 513 00:27:42,362 --> 00:27:44,384 You know, I'm sure they're just 514 00:27:44,509 --> 00:27:47,581 discussing who gets which DVD and all that crap, you know? 515 00:27:47,706 --> 00:27:49,198 These things can be complicated. 516 00:27:49,323 --> 00:27:51,876 They have stuff together? They've been dating, like, a few weeks. 517 00:27:52,139 --> 00:27:54,797 - What else could they be talking about? - I don't know. 518 00:28:00,614 --> 00:28:02,139 I'm so sorry, guys. 519 00:28:03,817 --> 00:28:04,817 Are you OK? 520 00:28:05,708 --> 00:28:06,708 Yeah. 521 00:28:06,965 --> 00:28:08,179 We had a good talk. 522 00:28:11,322 --> 00:28:12,943 A good talk? What about? 523 00:28:15,268 --> 00:28:16,988 Andy wants to get back together. 524 00:28:20,780 --> 00:28:22,407 Well, fantastic. Now we can leave. 525 00:28:22,869 --> 00:28:25,618 You're hitched again, you two are friends, Michelangelo was gay. 526 00:28:26,370 --> 00:28:27,506 Everybody's happy. 527 00:28:37,236 --> 00:28:38,618 OK, so you're positive 528 00:28:38,743 --> 00:28:41,492 that if the dog comes within a few feet of the car, it'll unlock the doors? 529 00:28:41,617 --> 00:28:44,738 It's a SmartKey. It unlocks them as you get close. 530 00:28:45,217 --> 00:28:48,429 It does when it's in my purse. I've never tried it from a dog's stomach. 531 00:28:49,310 --> 00:28:50,310 Well, 532 00:28:50,588 --> 00:28:51,967 I guess we'll find out. 533 00:28:56,441 --> 00:28:57,441 Allow me. 534 00:28:58,003 --> 00:28:59,003 Thanks. 535 00:29:00,823 --> 00:29:02,363 Are you sure you wanna do this? 536 00:29:02,681 --> 00:29:04,191 How bad do you need your laptop? 537 00:29:04,316 --> 00:29:06,786 If I don't turn in my paper by 9:00am tomorrow, I get a zero. 538 00:29:09,191 --> 00:29:10,580 That dog looks kind of vicious. 539 00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:12,292 No, no, he's still a puppy. 540 00:29:15,619 --> 00:29:17,234 You're really weird to do this for me. 541 00:29:20,910 --> 00:29:22,260 You're welcome. OK. 542 00:29:46,994 --> 00:29:47,994 Dear. 543 00:29:48,329 --> 00:29:50,199 Nice dog, nice dog. No, no, no! 544 00:29:53,385 --> 00:29:56,000 OK, all right, all right. Down, boy! Down, down! 545 00:29:56,999 --> 00:29:58,478 Oh, my God! He's mad! 546 00:30:03,559 --> 00:30:04,545 Yeah! 547 00:30:04,670 --> 00:30:05,773 That's right! 548 00:30:05,933 --> 00:30:07,110 That's right, dog! 549 00:30:07,565 --> 00:30:08,763 What did you do? 550 00:30:09,681 --> 00:30:13,309 - I don't know. - Now Cujo's in the car with my laptop. 551 00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:21,274 Well, my study schedule's shot to hell. 552 00:30:22,689 --> 00:30:25,653 You probably think I'm an idiot to even consider taking him back. 553 00:30:26,205 --> 00:30:28,624 You know, it's not so much what happened, it's just 554 00:30:28,749 --> 00:30:30,189 how long it took. 555 00:30:30,525 --> 00:30:33,089 Dale, why don't we go take a walk? I know a shortcut home. 556 00:30:46,575 --> 00:30:49,319 Earlier tonight he told me he didn't want me to study with you, 557 00:30:49,685 --> 00:30:51,062 and I got pissed, 558 00:30:51,419 --> 00:30:53,309 which led to this huge fight. 559 00:30:54,824 --> 00:30:57,260 But considering what happened between the three of us, 560 00:30:57,982 --> 00:30:59,484 who could really blame him? 561 00:31:02,550 --> 00:31:04,052 He admitted that he was wrong. 562 00:31:04,591 --> 00:31:06,912 You know, he apologized. 563 00:31:09,291 --> 00:31:11,687 And I really do wanna be friends with you, Rusty. 564 00:31:14,858 --> 00:31:16,956 I'm sorry, Jordan. I don't wanna be friends with you. 565 00:31:18,609 --> 00:31:20,242 - You don't? - I can't. 566 00:31:22,339 --> 00:31:23,796 Because I'm crazy about you. 567 00:31:24,964 --> 00:31:26,574 I liked you the moment I saw you. 568 00:31:27,570 --> 00:31:29,034 But Andy acted first. 569 00:31:31,905 --> 00:31:33,773 And it's been killing me ever since. 570 00:31:35,423 --> 00:31:37,127 I fell for you the minute I met you. 571 00:31:38,112 --> 00:31:41,120 Literally, down the stairs, into the slide projector. 572 00:31:45,142 --> 00:31:46,227 I fell for you. 573 00:31:51,669 --> 00:31:52,717 Say something. 574 00:31:56,126 --> 00:31:57,136 I have to go. 575 00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:02,335 I'll see you in class tomorrow, or today or whatever. 576 00:32:19,261 --> 00:32:21,409 Look at him sitting there, pretending to be so harmless. 577 00:32:21,534 --> 00:32:23,983 Digging his filthy claws into my nice leather seats. 578 00:32:24,151 --> 00:32:25,234 He is mocking us. 579 00:32:25,402 --> 00:32:27,077 I think he wants to go for a ride. 580 00:32:28,333 --> 00:32:30,698 - Can we please get him out? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, OK. So, 581 00:32:31,141 --> 00:32:32,277 I'll start running, 582 00:32:32,854 --> 00:32:34,123 then you open the door. 583 00:32:34,477 --> 00:32:37,441 The dog will chase me, allowing you to grab your laptop 584 00:32:37,937 --> 00:32:39,778 - and head in the opposite direction. - OK, 585 00:32:40,078 --> 00:32:42,565 - but what if he comes after me? - He's a dog. Dogs like to chase, 586 00:32:42,690 --> 00:32:43,978 so he'll go after me. 587 00:32:44,230 --> 00:32:45,795 - Probably. - That's comforting. 588 00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:49,632 Screw it. Let's just get my laptop and go home. 589 00:32:57,098 --> 00:32:58,309 - On three. - Yeah. 590 00:32:58,477 --> 00:32:59,224 One... 591 00:32:59,534 --> 00:33:00,311 Two... 592 00:33:00,807 --> 00:33:01,807 Three! 593 00:33:07,757 --> 00:33:09,487 Rebecca, move, move, move! 594 00:33:11,747 --> 00:33:13,238 I just had this washed. 595 00:33:16,531 --> 00:33:17,870 What happened to the plan? 596 00:33:18,038 --> 00:33:19,867 That dog is so fast. 597 00:34:03,851 --> 00:34:05,879 - It's just me. - I'm sorry, Case. 598 00:34:06,060 --> 00:34:07,806 I thought you were Jeremy. He has this... 599 00:34:08,180 --> 00:34:10,171 ... weird thing about watching people sleep. 600 00:34:10,583 --> 00:34:11,791 It's kind of creepy. 601 00:34:12,106 --> 00:34:13,509 No, it's totally creepy. 602 00:34:16,684 --> 00:34:17,805 Boundaries. 603 00:34:17,973 --> 00:34:18,931 Come on, man. 604 00:34:22,631 --> 00:34:23,844 Case, I'm cooked. 605 00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:26,230 Is it too late to take this class pass-fail? 606 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:27,352 Yes, it is. 607 00:34:27,477 --> 00:34:28,606 Get up. Come on. 608 00:34:31,994 --> 00:34:34,519 - Where were we? - I think we were in the... 609 00:34:37,229 --> 00:34:40,256 - Hey, you guys. - OK, stop right there. 610 00:34:40,907 --> 00:34:43,287 I love you, Rus. But we have to study, 611 00:34:43,457 --> 00:34:46,002 so whatever advice you want, whatever you need to get off your chest, 612 00:34:46,127 --> 00:34:49,086 can it please wait for, like, six more hours? 613 00:34:50,018 --> 00:34:52,448 I told Jordan I didn't wanna be friends with her anymore. 614 00:34:53,539 --> 00:34:54,988 I want the whole bag of chips. 615 00:34:55,113 --> 00:34:56,537 Here, you can have this one. 616 00:34:56,933 --> 00:34:58,594 Andy broke up with her tonight. 617 00:34:59,257 --> 00:35:00,835 Then they got back together. 618 00:35:01,347 --> 00:35:04,148 I was there for the whole thing, trying to be supportive, 619 00:35:04,489 --> 00:35:05,783 trying be her friend. 620 00:35:07,210 --> 00:35:09,939 I just couldn't do it. I wasn't there to be her friend. 621 00:35:11,139 --> 00:35:12,174 I was waiting. 622 00:35:13,143 --> 00:35:15,043 I can't wait around. That'll take forever. 623 00:35:16,169 --> 00:35:19,450 It's easier for her to be friends because she's with Andy. 624 00:35:21,687 --> 00:35:23,738 But for me, I just can't sit around hoping... 625 00:35:24,507 --> 00:35:25,621 ... she'll pick me. 626 00:35:32,605 --> 00:35:35,009 God, I feel better just getting that off my chest. 627 00:35:36,870 --> 00:35:37,943 Thanks, guys. 628 00:35:38,916 --> 00:35:40,260 Good luck on the test. 629 00:35:51,005 --> 00:35:52,940 Are you waiting? 630 00:35:53,110 --> 00:35:55,276 I told you. It was an accidental boob graze. 631 00:35:55,637 --> 00:35:57,696 I mean, you're bouncing from girl to girl. 632 00:35:57,821 --> 00:35:59,864 You haven't found that special someone. I wanna help. 633 00:36:00,191 --> 00:36:01,991 I'm not talking to you about this stuff, OK? 634 00:36:02,161 --> 00:36:04,426 - Why not? We can be friends. - Can we? 635 00:36:05,501 --> 00:36:08,664 - Why? You still have feelings for me? - And you still have feelings for me. 636 00:36:09,208 --> 00:36:11,182 - I was just curious. - Fine. 637 00:36:11,307 --> 00:36:13,629 Let's just be friends, go upstairs and study. 638 00:36:14,542 --> 00:36:15,948 - No. - Why? 639 00:36:16,608 --> 00:36:17,872 You trust me, right? 640 00:36:18,975 --> 00:36:20,960 - It's just not... - Appropriate? 641 00:36:21,965 --> 00:36:24,056 Because you don't trust yourself. 642 00:36:24,224 --> 00:36:25,306 That's not true. 643 00:36:25,476 --> 00:36:28,684 You want to find me a "special someone" so you won't have a choice. 644 00:36:28,985 --> 00:36:30,273 I'm with Max. 645 00:36:31,352 --> 00:36:32,423 He's perfect. 646 00:36:32,886 --> 00:36:34,820 He loves me and I love him. 647 00:36:35,773 --> 00:36:37,562 You know, he gave up grad school for me. 648 00:36:37,687 --> 00:36:39,445 Why can't you find someone else? 649 00:36:39,615 --> 00:36:42,072 Because no other girl in the world compares to you. 650 00:36:43,506 --> 00:36:44,506 Oh, yeah? 651 00:36:44,937 --> 00:36:46,479 Kind of hard to believe, right? 652 00:36:49,529 --> 00:36:50,559 Look, it's... 653 00:36:50,942 --> 00:36:54,585 It's late. We're both tired. Let's just call it a night. 654 00:36:54,755 --> 00:36:56,933 Look. A few hours sleep isn't gonna change anything. 655 00:36:57,058 --> 00:37:00,177 - It's old habits. - Like having a great time together? 656 00:37:00,302 --> 00:37:03,010 Knowing each other better than we know ourselves? What does that tell you? 657 00:37:03,180 --> 00:37:04,595 That we can't be friends. 658 00:37:04,868 --> 00:37:05,868 Fine. 659 00:37:06,025 --> 00:37:08,165 Then you're right. I guess I do need to move on. 660 00:37:08,461 --> 00:37:10,394 - See you around. - I just wanna do what's right. 661 00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:13,145 We can't be friends. That's what you say I'm agreeing with you. 662 00:37:13,315 --> 00:37:15,916 - Then why are we shouting? - You started the shouting! 663 00:37:20,030 --> 00:37:21,171 I just want... 664 00:37:21,819 --> 00:37:23,106 To not waste my time? 665 00:37:25,285 --> 00:37:26,285 I get it. 666 00:37:28,122 --> 00:37:29,718 Well, you're wasting my time now. 667 00:37:30,971 --> 00:37:32,708 Wait. What are we saying? 668 00:37:35,180 --> 00:37:36,335 You said it all. 669 00:37:38,523 --> 00:37:39,673 There's the door. 670 00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:01,548 What time is it? 671 00:38:02,296 --> 00:38:03,296 8:30. 672 00:38:04,741 --> 00:38:07,257 Done, and with the new doggy death angle, 673 00:38:07,486 --> 00:38:09,551 - it's gonna really stand out. - That's great. 674 00:38:10,248 --> 00:38:12,246 Where is he? Is he gone? 675 00:38:12,510 --> 00:38:15,446 If we make a run for it, you still might be able to turn that in on time. 676 00:38:16,064 --> 00:38:19,338 I told you, I just need to get to my laptop. 677 00:38:23,026 --> 00:38:25,738 I don't know what people did before e-mail, and SmartKeys. 678 00:38:25,863 --> 00:38:27,793 Thank God for advancements in technology. 679 00:38:32,182 --> 00:38:34,137 And thanks for staying with me all night. 680 00:38:34,426 --> 00:38:35,918 I hope you don't hate me. 681 00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:37,439 No. 682 00:38:38,137 --> 00:38:39,716 You know, it's too bad that we... 683 00:38:40,188 --> 00:38:42,402 ... didn't hang out and get to know each other more. 684 00:38:43,122 --> 00:38:45,980 - We could have been friends. - Men and women can't be friends. 685 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:48,282 The possibility of sex always gets in the way. 686 00:38:49,121 --> 00:38:50,036 Well. 687 00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:53,357 Who knows? Maybe there'll be some advancements in that area, too. 688 00:38:54,095 --> 00:38:55,539 OK, now you're hitting on me. 689 00:39:04,385 --> 00:39:05,829 This belong to you? 690 00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:16,402 Why aren't you working? 691 00:39:17,298 --> 00:39:20,077 - Why does the world hate me? - The world doesn't hate you, Case. 692 00:39:20,202 --> 00:39:23,347 And the espresso machine doesn't care about your feelings. 693 00:39:23,964 --> 00:39:25,138 It's a machine. 694 00:39:28,154 --> 00:39:30,969 So I asked Cappie 695 00:39:31,094 --> 00:39:32,661 about the Rebecca thing. 696 00:39:33,217 --> 00:39:35,165 - And? - Let's just say 697 00:39:35,587 --> 00:39:37,798 the Cappie chapter in my life may be over... 698 00:39:38,522 --> 00:39:39,458 ... for good. 699 00:39:40,045 --> 00:39:43,629 This is serious. Like Brad leaving Jen serious. 700 00:39:43,984 --> 00:39:46,873 Cappie deserves to find someone else who makes him happy. 701 00:39:47,713 --> 00:39:49,136 Well, that's mature. 702 00:39:50,044 --> 00:39:51,076 And honestly, 703 00:39:52,024 --> 00:39:53,097 I was jealous. 704 00:39:53,972 --> 00:39:55,735 - Shocker. - Yeah. 705 00:39:57,745 --> 00:40:00,544 But as much as I'll miss him, as much as I want to call him and tell him 706 00:40:00,669 --> 00:40:04,197 my sleep-deprived brain was clouded by caffeine and midterm anxiety, 707 00:40:05,484 --> 00:40:08,449 I know it's the right thing for both of us. 708 00:40:09,672 --> 00:40:10,672 Right? 709 00:40:13,326 --> 00:40:15,244 Are you crying, Ash? 710 00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:18,672 I am so tired. 711 00:40:25,634 --> 00:40:27,256 It's Max. I should... 712 00:40:35,374 --> 00:40:36,308 Hey, Max. 713 00:40:36,476 --> 00:40:38,735 So you guys think we should probably 714 00:40:38,982 --> 00:40:41,438 throw a couple of questions just so we don't destroy the curve? 715 00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:44,683 Don't listen to him, Calvin. It's a trick. He's trying to beat us. 716 00:40:44,808 --> 00:40:46,660 - What? - All right, people, 717 00:40:47,195 --> 00:40:49,293 you have exactly one hour, 718 00:40:49,418 --> 00:40:52,595 and there is to be no talking during the exam. 719 00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:53,878 Where's Jordan? 720 00:41:06,463 --> 00:41:07,588 You may begin. 721 00:41:29,780 --> 00:41:31,949 Cheating is a coward's game 722 00:41:32,782 --> 00:41:34,893 and will not be played in my classroom. 723 00:41:37,217 --> 00:41:40,425 - What? I didn't do anything. - The note's from me, sir. 724 00:41:41,034 --> 00:41:42,873 Very well. You fail also. 725 00:41:43,271 --> 00:41:44,446 OK, OK, that's fine. 726 00:41:44,571 --> 00:41:47,211 But I'm probably off the hook, then? I was just an innocent... 727 00:41:47,381 --> 00:41:50,228 We weren't cheating, all right? Just read the note. 728 00:41:59,897 --> 00:42:00,641 "Rusty, 729 00:42:01,667 --> 00:42:05,646 "I want to be more than friends. I've fallen for you, too. 730 00:42:06,316 --> 00:42:07,640 "We need to talk. 731 00:42:08,069 --> 00:42:11,246 "X, O, X, O. Smiley face." 732 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:15,600 Why? 733 00:42:16,314 --> 00:42:18,000 I mean, why now? Why me? 734 00:42:18,125 --> 00:42:19,258 Because... 735 00:42:20,005 --> 00:42:21,036 You're different. 736 00:42:22,358 --> 00:42:24,405 No, different in a good way. 737 00:42:24,709 --> 00:42:26,059 In a new and exciting way. 738 00:42:26,184 --> 00:42:28,295 That's the whole reason I came here in the first place. 739 00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:32,032 Look, I made a mistake, taking the familiar route with Andy, 740 00:42:32,965 --> 00:42:34,692 but what you did last night... 741 00:42:35,833 --> 00:42:36,969 It was amazing. 742 00:42:41,936 --> 00:42:43,470 I always liked you, Rusty, 743 00:42:44,672 --> 00:42:45,775 but last night, 744 00:42:46,263 --> 00:42:48,899 under the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel... 745 00:42:50,712 --> 00:42:51,650 I fell for you. 746 00:42:58,628 --> 00:43:00,302 Quiet down, people! 747 00:43:03,108 --> 00:43:04,121 Thank you. 748 00:43:04,554 --> 00:43:05,770 She fell for me. 749 00:43:06,939 --> 00:43:08,963 Talk to her after the test. 750 00:43:09,013 --> 00:43:13,563 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 56862

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