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My life has been planned out for me
since before I was born.
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You were the first person
who's ever made me think
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I would take a detour. I would go
all the way off the map for you.
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- What the hell are you going?
- I'm getting rowdy.
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This is {really}beneath you.
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You know what's beneath me?
You{'re beneath me}.
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My parents just called.
They're getting divorced.
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Sorry.
Going inside'd cheer you up.
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Give me a straw and I'll drink
apple juice through my nose.
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I don't think lemon
drops can fix this.
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I'm Max, your new Resident Advisor.
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You worked for NASA?
You must be a genius.
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You're done processing?
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It's been processed,
packaged and put on a shelf.
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- What happens to Big Sis, Little Sis?
- We're sisters forever.
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We're just no longer friends.
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Move out of the way!
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Speed kills!
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She's getting away.
Put your backs into it.
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What's a hernia feel like?
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When's Cappy gonna realize
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that the Broncosaurus
isn't gonna start again ever.
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I heard that.
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I know you love her. But maybe it's time
extinction ran its course?
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I didn't give up on her
when the engine blew,
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when the backseat caught on fire
or when I crashed her into a bog.
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- There's bogs in Ohio?
- I'm not giving up on her now.
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Besides, I'm assuming you
pledges will be needing her
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for your monthly supply run
to Cost Club,
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since none of you
have cars of your own.
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But it's 15 miles.
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The house is woefully low
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on essentials like moisturizer and
butt paper, and I'm sick of stealing it
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from the sorities.
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Powder fresh scent makes me chafe.
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Dude, borrow your sister's car.
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- She'll never go for it.
- Why not?
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When I was 16,
I borrowed her car for my DMV test,
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and I ended up in
a grocery store parking lot
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and I ran over one of
the coin-operated horse rides.
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Was there a kid on it?
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- Then who cares?
- Casey cared.
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She doesn't trust me.
She never will.
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I'm also not allowed to install
her software or touch her dolls.
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- It's a long story.
- But you're her brother.
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Her little brother and she's likely
to never see me as anything but that.
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Less chat, more push.
We need more momentum for the hill.
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I'll ask to borrow her car.
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- Here you go.
- Thank you.
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- Mail call.
- Thanks, Pledge Logan.
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I hope it's something good.
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She's really starting to embrace
her pledge duties
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and it only took her 7 months.
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Not good.
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It's my credit card bill!
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We knew this day was coming.
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Be gentle, Credit Plus.
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This is my first...
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- 1300?
- Dollars?
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And 27 cents.
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- I'm gonna be sick.
- Don't panic.
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Just pay the minimum
and live to fight another month.
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It doesn't say anything
about a minimum.
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This is a charge card,
not a credit card.
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You have to pay off
the entire balance each month.
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But it's called Credit Plus,
not Charge Plus!
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They lied.
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My parents're gonna kill me.
They're gonna take away my allowance.
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- We can deal with that.
- They're gonna make me get a job,
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which means I won't have as much
time to devote to the house.
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- We can deal with that too.
- Which means no more social chair.
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That we cannot deal with.
The office of social chair is more
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important than vice-president!
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Of America!
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Afternoon, ladies.
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As president of Omega Chi,
I have an announcement.
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I thought Evan was the president
of Omega Chi.
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No, Dino's always been president.
Evan's the pledge educator.
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You need to pay more attention.
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This Saturday evening
is our Casino Night.
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The 20 dollar cover goes to charity
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and gets you 2,000 dollars
of fake gambling money.
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However,
there is a real 2,000 dollar pot
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for whichever player
wins the most chips by midnight.
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All right, gentlemen,
whip out your decks.
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Bring your A-game, ladies, because
the best card sharks in the Greek system
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will be there.
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You are the luckiest girl
in the world.
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Greek 203
Let's make a deal.
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Synchro : Coke, ¤AkaZab¤.
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Sub-way.fr
Seriessub.com
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So, today's the day.
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I think today's the day.
I'm meeting my mom in a few minutes.
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I guess the car my dad gave me
after graduation
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was the closest thing
to a trust fund I'll ever see.
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So, is it a lot?
No, don't answer that.
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Just give me a hint.
No, don't do that, either.
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I have been waiting
for this day, well...
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since forever.
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I mean, haven't you been rich
since... well, forever?
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My parents have, but this
is my money, my freedom.
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I'll be able to do anything.
I can go off the map.
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I can do whatever I want.
Escape the Chambers prison.
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Sounds like a rich kid thing.
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"The Chambers prison."
What does that look like?
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Diamond latrines
and bars made from gold?
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Nope, but with my trust fund
I can probably build you one of those.
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That's a cool shirt.
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Where did you get it?
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Why? You going shopping?
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No, I was just paying a compliment
to my super-awesome sister.
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What do you want?
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Your car.
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Come on.
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We have a good thing going here.
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A year ago if someone asked
me what your favorite color is
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I would have assumed you were
colorblind, given the way you dress.
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Now I know it's brown.
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Actually, it's green.
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My point is,
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let's cherish and protect
our new relationship,
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not muck it up with something
like sharing things.
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2 hours.
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That's all I need.
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2 hours was all you need for
your driver's test, remember?
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- I knew you'd bring that up.
- It took 4 produce men and 5 quarters
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to get my car off that horse.
I had to take the school bus for a week.
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It was one honest mistake.
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Your sketchy history spans decades.
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What about my Cabbage Patch
Drink'N'Wet Newborn?
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Your stupid doll that could pee?
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You filled her with cranberry juice.
That doesn't look like pee.
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I was six years old. I was six!
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Or the time that you erased
my online'N Sync diary.
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I was 12. I'm 18 now.
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My god.
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Six, 12, 18.
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Six, six, six.
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- This explains everything.
- Stop treating me like a kid!
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Or Damien.
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I'm a grown up.
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When are you gonna see that?
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I see you just as you are.
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As my little brother
who's not borrowing my car.
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Wade?
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Are you waxing again?
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I'd be offended if Wade didn't
have such great legs.
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- I haven't talked to you in a few days.
- Sorry. I've been busy.
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House stuff.
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You should really put
this poor truck out of its misery.
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It's a total POS.
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And by that I can only assume
you mean "total piece of super-badass".
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It's not looking
too badass right now.
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There's been a lot of stuff going on
lately with my family and Spring Break.
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- Just a lot of drama.
- I love drama.
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Remember when Locke blew open
the hatch? Finally?
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I don't want my family stuff
to weigh us down.
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So I've decided to keep that
part of my life over there
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and
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this part of my life over here.
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Focus only on fun
when I'm with Cappy.
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I love fun, too. Whatever you want.
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Casino Night at Omega Chi
tomorrow night. Wanna go?
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With Evan and the Chipmunks?
Is that a pitch for fun or drama?
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Good point.
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{You know} What you're doing?
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Does this look like
a transmission to you?
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OK. Let's go.
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Fun awaits.
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Wait, wait.
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Let's go with The Zen of 21.
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You know,
we only need one book, right?
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How did you afford all these?
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- You put them on your credit card?
- Charge card!
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Who cares? We're gonna win.
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Maybe we should learn
how to play 21 first, then get cocky.
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We each get two cards
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and the one closest to 21 wins.
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Do you have a queen?
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This isn't Go Fish.
You hit if you want more.
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OK. Hit me.
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Hit me again.
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Again.
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Come on.
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Forty-two!
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- I got double blackjack.
- No.
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You busted.
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What?
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They make it look so easy
in that movie,21.
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But they weren't just adding cards.
They were counting them.
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Too bad we can't fly in a geek
from MIT to teach us how.
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No, but maybe we could find
a geek a little closer to home.
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Your father and I are so excited
about your plans for the future.
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Harvard. The Senate.
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We just want to make sure
you remain on that path.
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- It's an incentive trust.
- But Mom,
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can't you just trust
that I'm gonna stay on that path?
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I mean, those things, I've wanted those
my entire life. Isn't that enough?
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Of course it is, but Evan,
this is a lot of money.
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And you didn't expect us
to just hand it over
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- after your brother's debacle?
- But I'm not Patrick.
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I'm focused.
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So was Patrick.
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It seems when kids your age
receive this much money
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it can provoke some fairly
ridiculous responses,
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and we just want some peace of mind.
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As a future lawyer,
I'm sure you can understand that.
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Which is why we've included
certain lifestyle provisions.
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And what are those?
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How old I have to be before
I'm allowed to get married?
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Well, actually, yes.
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Not before you're 25,
which I can't imagine
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you were planning on, anyway.
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You aren't hoping to rush to the alter
with that blonde Casey, are you?
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She and I are done.
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Sorry to hear that.
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And what if I do choose
to pull a Patrick
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and do something different with my life?
Would you sue me?
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Don't be petulant, Evan.
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If you chose to do something else
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you'd be wasting
a tremendous amount of potential
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and you would lose your trust fund.
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If you're not prepared
to invest in us,
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then how can you expect
us to invest in you?
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I need to think about this.
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All right.
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Look it over
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and let us know.
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I'll have to call you back.
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There's my
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little...
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big... brother! You busy?
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- I'm kinda in the middle of something.
- We need to learn how to count cards.
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There are 52 in a deck.
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We were thinking
more like in that movie.
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Like "counting" counting?
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The MIT guys?
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- Yes. Do you know how?
- It can't be that hard.
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I turned down MIT.
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Why do you need to
learn to count cards?
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It's not for me,
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it's for Ash.
And the folks at Credit Plus.
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I don't know.
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You know, with my sketchy
history with peeing dolls and horses...
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I won't ask.
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OK, assuming you're
every bit the math geek we need,
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00:12:15,264 --> 00:12:17,740
- you can borrow my car for one hour.
- Two hours.
248
00:12:19,450 --> 00:12:22,707
Fine, fine.
But only if Ash wins Casino Night.
249
00:12:22,827 --> 00:12:24,020
You got a deal.
250
00:12:25,452 --> 00:12:27,196
Cartwright powers, activate.
251
00:12:30,695 --> 00:12:32,463
You always squeeze so hard!
252
00:12:32,624 --> 00:12:34,340
- No, I don't.
- Yeah, you do.
253
00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:47,860
I think you're distracting my
floormates from their studies.
254
00:12:48,596 --> 00:12:50,260
It's like I'm their queen.
255
00:12:50,783 --> 00:12:53,230
I'm gonna come here
every time I feel down.
256
00:12:58,455 --> 00:13:00,021
Can we get back to this?
257
00:13:00,141 --> 00:13:01,878
I haven't learned a thing.
258
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:04,495
Maybe if you applied yourself
a little more,
259
00:13:04,656 --> 00:13:06,455
like you didn't do in algebra.
260
00:13:06,615 --> 00:13:10,584
- Or you in your driver's test, Damien.
- I hate that you keep bringing that up.
261
00:13:10,744 --> 00:13:12,589
- I hate being talked down to.
- Children!
262
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,046
It's simple math.
263
00:13:14,206 --> 00:13:16,756
"Simple math" is an oxymoron,
whereas you're just a...
264
00:13:17,956 --> 00:13:20,066
10 minute break.
Everybody out of the pool.
265
00:13:20,517 --> 00:13:22,507
You know what? Forget it.
We're out of here.
266
00:13:22,716 --> 00:13:24,685
- What about the car?
- What about my debt?
267
00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:27,490
Sorry that you think your
brother is the demon seed
268
00:13:27,705 --> 00:13:30,312
but I need 13 hundred dollars
and 27 cents.
269
00:13:30,472 --> 00:13:32,815
The deal is off.
We'll formulate a Plan B.
270
00:13:32,935 --> 00:13:34,651
No more deals with the devil boy.
271
00:13:34,771 --> 00:13:37,329
I got your note.
Sorry. I'm car-less.
272
00:13:37,627 --> 00:13:40,573
Also, I'm sorry about your
sister. She sounds terrible.
273
00:13:41,919 --> 00:13:44,569
Max, this is my sister, Casey,
274
00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,287
and her friend, Ashleigh.
275
00:13:49,825 --> 00:13:50,825
Hi.
276
00:13:53,142 --> 00:13:54,878
Do you know anything
about counting cards?
277
00:13:55,082 --> 00:13:56,422
Counting cards? Yeah. Why?
278
00:13:56,706 --> 00:13:59,897
'Cause there's this big fraternity
Casino Night tomorrow.
279
00:14:00,017 --> 00:14:01,335
I'm trying to win two grand.
280
00:14:01,455 --> 00:14:04,138
It's just keeping track of the ratio
of high cards to low cards.
281
00:14:04,455 --> 00:14:07,086
A fraternity wouldn't
use six decks like a real casino
282
00:14:07,206 --> 00:14:09,961
so there's even less to keep track of.
I'd say two decks, tops.
283
00:14:10,081 --> 00:14:12,271
Anyone can count that. Bye.
284
00:14:17,577 --> 00:14:18,527
Almost anyone.
285
00:14:19,457 --> 00:14:22,367
Wait. Casey, wait.
I need a car. Don't go anywhere.
286
00:14:23,774 --> 00:14:25,283
Max? Max, hold up.
287
00:14:27,393 --> 00:14:30,543
If I help them win the money
Casey's gonna loan me her car.
288
00:14:31,512 --> 00:14:33,495
But in order to help
them win the money,
289
00:14:33,615 --> 00:14:35,794
I need to teach
these two how to count cards.
290
00:14:35,954 --> 00:14:38,186
- Can you help me?
- I don't think so.
291
00:14:38,306 --> 00:14:39,974
What if it's me and Max?
292
00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:41,293
He gets...
293
00:14:41,682 --> 00:14:42,717
What do you want?
294
00:14:44,089 --> 00:14:45,089
5%?
295
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:46,930
10%?
296
00:14:47,295 --> 00:14:48,295
10%?
297
00:14:49,158 --> 00:14:50,764
And we get his knowledge.
298
00:14:53,233 --> 00:14:55,440
Fine. Welcome aboard, Max.
299
00:15:03,701 --> 00:15:05,824
These deal points aren't that bad.
300
00:15:06,523 --> 00:15:08,659
I can't even get
married till I'm 25.
301
00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:11,883
Should I be flattered?
302
00:15:15,708 --> 00:15:18,363
You know, it's not the rules.
It's the finality.
303
00:15:19,050 --> 00:15:20,050
I'm 21,
304
00:15:20,567 --> 00:15:22,002
and the idea of
305
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:25,648
legally committing the rest of my life
to the order of a document...
306
00:15:25,963 --> 00:15:27,262
it's a little daunting.
307
00:15:29,085 --> 00:15:31,849
Why did you want to go to
law school in the first place?
308
00:15:32,897 --> 00:15:34,311
It's all I've ever wanted.
309
00:15:34,472 --> 00:15:36,522
My grandfather attended Harvard Law.
310
00:15:36,709 --> 00:15:38,215
My father attended Harvard Law.
311
00:15:38,335 --> 00:15:40,551
So,
your family influenced this path?
312
00:15:41,454 --> 00:15:43,310
It's not the same thing.
313
00:15:51,245 --> 00:15:52,695
What's so different?
314
00:15:53,060 --> 00:15:54,957
Either way you're set for life.
315
00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,190
Why get cold feet now?
316
00:15:58,310 --> 00:15:59,503
I don't know.
317
00:15:59,682 --> 00:16:01,592
What if I want to go off the map
318
00:16:02,306 --> 00:16:03,756
and be someone else?
319
00:16:07,306 --> 00:16:08,306
Like who?
320
00:16:08,808 --> 00:16:10,188
You're Evan Chambers.
321
00:16:10,308 --> 00:16:13,001
You're going to be on the map
no matter where you are.
322
00:16:13,121 --> 00:16:15,311
Might as well make
it a treasure map.
323
00:16:19,810 --> 00:16:21,858
Feel like I'm cheating
on Broncosaurus.
324
00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:23,777
A guy can still look, right?
325
00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:32,487
What's that, KITT?
You say you want me to buy you?
326
00:16:32,934 --> 00:16:35,330
You say together
we can fight the forces of evil?
327
00:16:35,621 --> 00:16:37,071
Affirmative, Cappy.
328
00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:41,252
We can use my grappling hook
to steal the Omega Chi wet bar.
329
00:16:41,372 --> 00:16:44,088
Becks, did you hear that?
He likes wet bars too.
330
00:16:44,372 --> 00:16:46,341
Then let's get it.
Or him.
331
00:16:46,461 --> 00:16:49,385
- Too bad I can't afford him.
- I can buy it for you.
332
00:16:49,622 --> 00:16:50,622
It's a car.
333
00:16:50,872 --> 00:16:54,058
According to you, he's your
crime fighting partner to be.
334
00:16:54,219 --> 00:16:55,869
Come on, let's have fun.
335
00:16:56,214 --> 00:16:58,093
There's this whole thing
called the male ego.
336
00:16:58,213 --> 00:16:59,395
Calm down, caveman.
337
00:16:59,515 --> 00:17:01,446
My father's been trying to buy
my love lately
338
00:17:01,566 --> 00:17:03,572
and this seems
a good place for him to start.
339
00:17:03,692 --> 00:17:04,718
It's a gift.
340
00:17:05,062 --> 00:17:08,864
But if it makes your ego feel better
you can always pay me back in trade.
341
00:17:10,525 --> 00:17:11,525
Trade?
342
00:17:14,572 --> 00:17:16,287
That's gonna be a lot of sex.
343
00:17:16,748 --> 00:17:17,748
I know.
344
00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:21,543
Think I can make an advance deposit?
345
00:17:27,315 --> 00:17:28,785
Tens through kings,
346
00:17:28,905 --> 00:17:29,898
minus one.
347
00:17:30,187 --> 00:17:31,536
Aces are minus two.
348
00:17:31,656 --> 00:17:34,006
The more of these left
in the deck, the better.
349
00:17:34,156 --> 00:17:36,189
Cards two through six are plus one.
350
00:17:36,432 --> 00:17:39,259
A lot of these left, not good.
Bet small amounts.
351
00:17:41,404 --> 00:17:43,711
I knew it wouldn't be
that complicated.
352
00:17:43,831 --> 00:17:45,307
You're a good teacher.
353
00:17:46,455 --> 00:17:48,236
It's easy when you pay attention.
354
00:17:48,398 --> 00:17:50,683
Did you say something, Damien?
355
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,781
Car. Car. Car.
356
00:17:55,093 --> 00:17:56,377
So let's try one.
357
00:17:57,657 --> 00:18:00,791
Start with dollar bets. They're
the Flintstones Chewables.
358
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,399
Don't bet the horse pills
359
00:18:04,024 --> 00:18:06,011
till the count gets to plus seven.
360
00:18:07,236 --> 00:18:08,631
Can I split these?
361
00:18:11,126 --> 00:18:12,720
But not if I'm showing a ten.
362
00:18:12,910 --> 00:18:14,555
Unless you're a complete dweeb.
363
00:18:14,783 --> 00:18:15,864
Like Rusty.
364
00:18:16,872 --> 00:18:18,002
Minus three?
365
00:18:18,603 --> 00:18:19,476
Minus 2?
366
00:18:19,596 --> 00:18:20,596
Plus three.
367
00:18:20,877 --> 00:18:21,913
Minus three?
368
00:18:22,033 --> 00:18:24,064
With all the low cards showing?
369
00:18:24,224 --> 00:18:26,650
- Who's the dweeb now?
- Shut up, Little Man Tate.
370
00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:28,985
Are we gonna have to have
another time out?
371
00:18:29,157 --> 00:18:30,570
OK. Round two.
372
00:18:30,731 --> 00:18:31,617
Ready?
373
00:18:33,358 --> 00:18:34,240
Begin.
374
00:18:36,353 --> 00:18:39,454
You're going too fast.
I'm getting card sick.
375
00:18:39,659 --> 00:18:40,763
Who's got it?
376
00:18:41,159 --> 00:18:42,510
Put your hand down.
377
00:18:45,572 --> 00:18:46,508
Plus 7?
378
00:18:47,467 --> 00:18:48,891
So now we bet big.
379
00:18:49,335 --> 00:18:50,382
We bet huge.
380
00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:53,469
We're so gonna win.
381
00:18:54,023 --> 00:18:56,178
If all we're doing
is increasing our odds,
382
00:18:56,298 --> 00:18:58,723
won't adding more players
better our percentage?
383
00:19:00,762 --> 00:19:02,680
What? I totally get percentages.
384
00:19:04,378 --> 00:19:06,300
Why don't you guys come with us?
385
00:19:06,732 --> 00:19:09,485
- To a fraternity party?
- An Omega Chi fraternity party?
386
00:19:10,930 --> 00:19:12,653
Another half hour in the car
387
00:19:12,815 --> 00:19:14,573
and we'll add another five percent.
388
00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:18,734
We'll consider it an advance
against your expenses.
389
00:19:19,598 --> 00:19:20,598
Expenses?
390
00:19:22,785 --> 00:19:26,611
Do you own anything that doesn't look
like you want to climb a mountain?
391
00:19:33,521 --> 00:19:35,761
Thanks for including me on the deal.
392
00:19:36,288 --> 00:19:39,916
I love my sister but when I try
to explain anything to her,
393
00:19:40,036 --> 00:19:42,255
it's like we're polystyrene
394
00:19:42,784 --> 00:19:44,086
and polybutadiene.
395
00:19:44,662 --> 00:19:47,105
More like polyvinylchloride
and polyurethane.
396
00:19:47,474 --> 00:19:49,441
No wonder you worked for NASA.
397
00:19:52,428 --> 00:19:53,412
The gray
398
00:19:53,925 --> 00:19:54,918
or black?
399
00:19:55,038 --> 00:19:56,896
Black, but with a red tie.
400
00:19:57,789 --> 00:19:58,662
Wait, green.
401
00:19:58,854 --> 00:20:00,868
- Why green?
- The color of money.
402
00:20:01,038 --> 00:20:02,690
You're a genius. More.
403
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:08,107
I'm so sorry for Casey.
She's so annoying.
404
00:20:08,227 --> 00:20:10,170
- Just roll with it.
- No, it's fine.
405
00:20:13,539 --> 00:20:14,639
Try these on.
406
00:20:18,004 --> 00:20:19,012
Right here?
407
00:20:19,645 --> 00:20:21,956
Just put them on
over your cargo shorts.
408
00:20:24,039 --> 00:20:26,009
- Really?
- Trust me, Max.
409
00:20:26,129 --> 00:20:27,833
Resistance is futile.
410
00:20:35,576 --> 00:20:37,738
Let's just see if
that jacket matches.
411
00:20:43,165 --> 00:20:44,337
There you are.
412
00:20:44,457 --> 00:20:45,384
Snazzy.
413
00:20:47,102 --> 00:20:47,945
Me?
414
00:20:49,729 --> 00:20:52,712
- Does this make you a kept man?
- She's just buying me a car, that's it.
415
00:20:52,874 --> 00:20:55,965
Be careful, Cap.
Reese and Ryan. Madonna and Guy.
416
00:20:56,126 --> 00:20:58,735
All wealthy women in history who
could afford to buy their men.
417
00:20:58,855 --> 00:21:02,347
OK, would you simmer down,
Us Weekly, she's not trying to buy me.
418
00:21:03,258 --> 00:21:05,497
This one girl
I used to pretend to date,
419
00:21:05,617 --> 00:21:08,686
she got to choose all the movies
because she paid.
420
00:21:08,848 --> 00:21:12,056
I lost years of my life watching
nothing but chick flicks.
421
00:21:12,176 --> 00:21:13,216
Euro Trip?
422
00:21:13,336 --> 00:21:14,483
Never seen it.
423
00:21:14,645 --> 00:21:17,946
- Ella Enchanted? 16 times.
- I think I read somewhere
424
00:21:18,066 --> 00:21:20,797
that Julia Roberts
literally owns Danny Moder.
425
00:21:20,917 --> 00:21:22,598
Smart investment. He's hot.
426
00:21:22,718 --> 00:21:25,375
I wonder how he doesn't feel
beneath her, you know?
427
00:21:25,495 --> 00:21:29,117
OK, guys, Rebecca's not trying
to control me or buy me.
428
00:21:29,237 --> 00:21:31,297
She's been through a lot lately.
429
00:21:31,417 --> 00:21:34,296
We're trying to get back
to some reality-free fun.
430
00:21:34,456 --> 00:21:37,265
I thought you were way too
different to make it for the long haul,
431
00:21:37,385 --> 00:21:38,572
but I guess I was wrong.
432
00:21:38,692 --> 00:21:40,886
You really got
to like the girl a lot to take a car.
433
00:21:41,132 --> 00:21:43,141
There's no breaking up after that.
434
00:21:44,355 --> 00:21:45,174
Nope.
435
00:21:45,669 --> 00:21:46,919
No breaking up.
436
00:21:53,232 --> 00:21:57,174
So, the Bentley GTC is amazing,
but the Iron Man Audi
437
00:21:57,685 --> 00:21:58,585
is just
438
00:21:58,853 --> 00:22:00,412
plain disgusting.
439
00:22:01,282 --> 00:22:04,763
I hear they literally raise the cows
in the shape of the leather seats.
440
00:22:04,883 --> 00:22:07,969
All you have to do is drive only
to the places you're allowed to go.
441
00:22:08,107 --> 00:22:10,247
I'm sure it's worth it
for a few dollars.
442
00:22:10,409 --> 00:22:11,583
Try a few million.
443
00:22:11,743 --> 00:22:13,084
I told you not to tell me.
444
00:22:14,522 --> 00:22:17,863
Why did you rush Omega Chi?
That's right, your dad told you to.
445
00:22:17,983 --> 00:22:20,427
My dad
didn't make me sign a contract.
446
00:22:20,547 --> 00:22:22,797
I still maintain some
semblance of freedom.
447
00:22:22,922 --> 00:22:24,262
Freedom's an illusion.
448
00:22:25,014 --> 00:22:27,432
Frannie said that,
'cause I just got goosebumps.
449
00:22:27,592 --> 00:22:29,175
- Come on.
- I know. You like her.
450
00:22:29,295 --> 00:22:32,078
I'm sorry. It's just that
this is a huge decision.
451
00:22:32,484 --> 00:22:35,613
I'd hate to see you at 40
regretting a choice you made at 21.
452
00:22:35,733 --> 00:22:37,051
Calvin, get down here.
453
00:22:37,171 --> 00:22:38,364
That's my cue.
454
00:22:38,484 --> 00:22:40,034
I got a pit to boss.
455
00:22:40,420 --> 00:22:41,970
All right, let's go.
456
00:23:15,048 --> 00:23:18,045
Ash, you and Rusty take that
table. We'll go over there.
457
00:23:18,696 --> 00:23:19,885
Happy counting.
458
00:23:21,110 --> 00:23:22,110
Follow me.
459
00:23:27,923 --> 00:23:29,202
Hi. I'm Betsy.
460
00:23:29,863 --> 00:23:30,950
Hi, Betsy.
461
00:23:31,987 --> 00:23:35,167
I've been playing at this table
for two hours and loving it.
462
00:23:35,488 --> 00:23:38,053
That's because I don't need
alcohol to have a good time.
463
00:23:38,173 --> 00:23:39,433
I'm high on life.
464
00:23:39,987 --> 00:23:41,537
Cherish every moment.
465
00:23:41,923 --> 00:23:43,473
That's very sweet.
466
00:23:45,739 --> 00:23:47,289
Twenty-two. You bust.
467
00:23:47,631 --> 00:23:48,597
Son of a bitch!
468
00:23:48,757 --> 00:23:51,427
I gotta win that back.
Deal me again. Let's go.
469
00:24:00,178 --> 00:24:01,575
What are you doing here?
470
00:24:01,695 --> 00:24:03,991
I heard this was for the
Omega Chi's official charity.
471
00:24:04,111 --> 00:24:05,566
Erectile dysfunction.
472
00:24:05,686 --> 00:24:08,408
A terrible affliction. I know how much
you guys want to beat it.
473
00:24:08,528 --> 00:24:09,993
The cover just went up to 120.
474
00:24:10,113 --> 00:24:12,615
Come on.
He's got the cover. Let him play.
475
00:24:14,278 --> 00:24:15,311
Thank you.
476
00:24:15,431 --> 00:24:16,456
Here you go.
477
00:24:19,878 --> 00:24:21,349
Don't steal our booze.
478
00:24:26,953 --> 00:24:27,851
You're here!
479
00:24:27,971 --> 00:24:30,143
- Why'd you change your mind?
- And miss all the fun?
480
00:24:30,263 --> 00:24:31,494
Place your bets.
481
00:24:35,677 --> 00:24:36,478
Hello?
482
00:24:37,678 --> 00:24:38,678
I can't.
483
00:24:39,630 --> 00:24:41,256
That's between you two.
484
00:24:42,427 --> 00:24:44,780
I'm at a party.
I'll call you tomorrow.
485
00:24:45,991 --> 00:24:48,243
- Everything all right?
- Of course.
486
00:24:48,363 --> 00:24:50,283
It has nothing to do with us.
487
00:24:50,492 --> 00:24:51,615
Here you are.
488
00:24:54,114 --> 00:24:55,114
Blackjack!
489
00:24:57,054 --> 00:24:58,054
Right on.
490
00:24:57,054 --> 00:24:58,054
Right on.
491
00:25:00,881 --> 00:25:02,545
You're tipping me with fake money?
492
00:25:02,721 --> 00:25:04,663
Yes, but the feelings are real.
493
00:25:06,950 --> 00:25:10,045
You keep this up you'll be able
to get satellite radio for your new car.
494
00:25:10,165 --> 00:25:13,285
Assuming you didn't want the super retro
tape Deck you already have.
495
00:25:19,056 --> 00:25:19,998
Double down.
496
00:25:39,824 --> 00:25:42,955
Yeah. Looks like someone's gonna
win their 15 percent.
497
00:25:43,633 --> 00:25:46,615
I'll probably just take five percent.
Your friend needs it more.
498
00:25:49,228 --> 00:25:50,764
- Excuse me.
- We have a problem.
499
00:25:50,884 --> 00:25:53,087
Calm down, Chicken Little.
The sky's not falling.
500
00:25:53,207 --> 00:25:56,440
Yes, it is. It's Jason.
He's beating all of us put together.
501
00:25:58,826 --> 00:26:01,612
Oh, my god.
The dork in the Travis suit?
502
00:26:06,175 --> 00:26:06,826
Yes!
503
00:26:07,281 --> 00:26:08,611
- Is Travis a designer?
504
00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:11,224
- No, he's Ashleigh's evil ex.
505
00:26:11,826 --> 00:26:15,167
Jason is his clone from the shallow
end of the gene pool.
506
00:26:15,363 --> 00:26:16,708
That's kind of harsh.
507
00:26:16,834 --> 00:26:19,185
He said polymers are as
interesting as a dirt sandwich.
508
00:26:19,305 --> 00:26:22,278
A dirt sandwich that's found
in almost every adhesive.
509
00:26:22,398 --> 00:26:24,363
And lubricant on the planet.
510
00:26:24,580 --> 00:26:27,359
Stupid knuckle-dragging
astrophysics.
511
00:26:27,525 --> 00:26:29,014
Is he counting cards too?
512
00:26:29,134 --> 00:26:31,051
His winning percentage
is higher than ours.
513
00:26:31,171 --> 00:26:33,175
His bets are mathematically insane.
514
00:26:33,307 --> 00:26:34,982
He's got to be cheating.
515
00:26:38,776 --> 00:26:40,717
- Sunglasses?
- It's got to be.
516
00:26:40,888 --> 00:26:43,956
- X-ray vision? No way.
- He's marking cards.
517
00:26:44,660 --> 00:26:47,665
It's probably a substance on his fingers
that he can see with his glasses.
518
00:26:47,816 --> 00:26:50,925
I read about that in one of my 21 books,
so if we don't stop Jason there's no way
519
00:26:51,045 --> 00:26:52,216
we can win for sure.
520
00:26:52,919 --> 00:26:56,477
Then Caseys and gentlemen,
I think it's time for a little sting.
521
00:27:10,639 --> 00:27:11,943
Allow me.
522
00:27:13,187 --> 00:27:15,869
- Ashleigh!
- What do you want?
523
00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:17,742
I wanted to apologize.
524
00:27:18,063 --> 00:27:21,588
Why? 'Cause you realize the last time
I saw you, you were a total loon?
525
00:27:22,439 --> 00:27:24,064
I'm trying to be nice now.
526
00:27:25,692 --> 00:27:27,694
I should pay attention here.
527
00:27:27,814 --> 00:27:31,536
But I want to apologize,
maybe rekindle our friendship.
528
00:27:33,425 --> 00:27:34,501
Seriously?
529
00:27:43,819 --> 00:27:45,495
Only if we can be friends...
530
00:27:45,685 --> 00:27:47,102
with benefits.
531
00:28:07,134 --> 00:28:11,080
- warned her bout that credit card.
- It's actually a charge card.
532
00:28:11,270 --> 00:28:13,292
- New deck.
- Yeah. Just like you asked.
533
00:28:13,651 --> 00:28:15,352
So which ones do we mark?
534
00:28:16,045 --> 00:28:17,496
The twos, threes and fours.
535
00:28:17,616 --> 00:28:19,827
So when he thinks
he's getting a high card
536
00:28:19,947 --> 00:28:21,728
he's getting a low one, baby.
537
00:28:21,848 --> 00:28:23,614
- Don't call me baby.
- Right.
538
00:28:26,889 --> 00:28:29,351
You're a winner.
Chicken dinner.
539
00:28:30,703 --> 00:28:32,932
- What the hell does that mean?
- I don't know.
540
00:28:33,175 --> 00:28:34,251
I want to play.
541
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,113
Let's not jinx my system.
542
00:28:37,881 --> 00:28:39,894
- What gives?
- What do you mean?
543
00:28:40,491 --> 00:28:42,267
Well, this is just for fun, right?
544
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:44,925
If you don't win I can just
get you a satellite radio.
545
00:28:46,481 --> 00:28:47,823
I don't want the radio.
546
00:28:48,217 --> 00:28:50,145
I would. Terrestrial bites.
547
00:28:50,541 --> 00:28:51,581
Or the car.
548
00:28:52,031 --> 00:28:54,506
I just want to get some money
and fix the Broncosaurus.
549
00:28:55,034 --> 00:28:57,135
OK.
I can pay to have that fixed, too.
550
00:28:57,255 --> 00:28:58,804
- I just thought...
- I got it.
551
00:29:01,178 --> 00:29:02,519
And that's blackjack.
552
00:29:13,740 --> 00:29:14,486
Hey.
553
00:29:15,296 --> 00:29:18,692
- Why aren't you playing?
- I'm down to my last 45 dollars.
554
00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:22,427
Sister.
555
00:29:24,028 --> 00:29:24,878
Casey.
556
00:29:28,930 --> 00:29:31,894
Casey has a warped sense
of sibling relationships.
557
00:29:32,026 --> 00:29:34,225
I'm starting to understand
her brother better.
558
00:29:34,345 --> 00:29:36,498
Ever since I came back
to the house I've done nothing
559
00:29:36,618 --> 00:29:39,620
but support her,
advise her constantly, and
560
00:29:40,109 --> 00:29:41,507
this is the thanks I get.
561
00:29:41,990 --> 00:29:45,070
Maybe you should stop being so nice.
Just get back in the game.
562
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,499
Well, maybe you're right.
563
00:29:50,102 --> 00:29:51,367
Blackjack!
564
00:29:54,930 --> 00:29:56,044
What's going on?
565
00:29:56,587 --> 00:29:58,439
You still thinking
about the trust fund?
566
00:30:00,201 --> 00:30:01,070
Yeah.
567
00:30:02,209 --> 00:30:03,593
You know, growing up,
568
00:30:04,438 --> 00:30:07,824
I was always referred to as
the oungest of the Chambers sons.
569
00:30:09,673 --> 00:30:12,980
When I came to Cyprus-Rhodes,
I thought I could be my own man
570
00:30:13,102 --> 00:30:15,218
and not just an
extension of my family.
571
00:30:17,786 --> 00:30:20,073
You sound like you're about
to break into song.
572
00:30:21,543 --> 00:30:23,472
I mean,
everyone comes to college wanting
573
00:30:23,592 --> 00:30:25,444
to exert their independence, Evan.
574
00:30:25,693 --> 00:30:26,760
To have fun...
575
00:30:26,987 --> 00:30:29,614
Right now college
doesn't seem like much fun.
576
00:30:33,310 --> 00:30:37,273
Don't confuse a fake casino
in a fraternity house with real life.
577
00:30:37,393 --> 00:30:38,874
Stop gambling with fake chips.
578
00:30:38,994 --> 00:30:41,570
What reason do you seriously
have to go off the map?
579
00:30:49,121 --> 00:30:51,901
You have a trust
fund and a birthright.
580
00:30:52,143 --> 00:30:53,182
Embrace it.
581
00:30:54,183 --> 00:30:55,898
- Come on.
- Where are we going?
582
00:30:56,609 --> 00:30:59,329
To be the center of attention.
That will make you feel better.
583
00:31:05,035 --> 00:31:07,581
All right, everybody.
Listen up. It's almost midnight
584
00:31:07,701 --> 00:31:10,404
and we are down
to the final high rollers.
585
00:31:16,073 --> 00:31:17,717
High rollers, you ready to gamble?
586
00:31:17,839 --> 00:31:18,736
Yeah.
587
00:31:18,991 --> 00:31:20,747
It's time to get paid, y'all.
588
00:31:20,871 --> 00:31:22,909
Big money, big money.
No whammies.
589
00:31:23,420 --> 00:31:26,487
Jason, if you're so confident,
why not just bet it all?
590
00:31:27,519 --> 00:31:28,634
Are you crazy?
591
00:31:39,297 --> 00:31:40,828
I'll bet half, Carrie.
592
00:31:41,021 --> 00:31:42,719
- It's Casey.
- It's Casey.
593
00:31:50,197 --> 00:31:53,347
So, I heard you compared
polymer science, to
594
00:31:53,641 --> 00:31:54,683
dirt sandwiches.
595
00:31:54,803 --> 00:31:57,893
Well, it's just that
we astrophysicists,
596
00:31:58,014 --> 00:31:59,819
we discuss big things.
597
00:31:59,939 --> 00:32:02,056
Like the string theory of matter.
598
00:32:02,192 --> 00:32:05,820
We work with real world stuff,
like self-healing rubbers.
599
00:32:06,285 --> 00:32:07,797
- Get out.
- Seriously?
600
00:32:08,006 --> 00:32:10,173
Any chance that'd hit stores
before Christmas?
601
00:32:10,561 --> 00:32:12,161
Not those kinds of rubbers, Cap.
602
00:32:13,562 --> 00:32:14,268
Tease.
603
00:32:23,916 --> 00:32:25,537
Hey, polymer boy.
604
00:32:25,938 --> 00:32:28,224
How much you want to bet I get a 21?
605
00:32:28,352 --> 00:32:29,505
I'll double down.
606
00:32:39,387 --> 00:32:40,502
Hey, Jason?
607
00:32:50,529 --> 00:32:53,592
- Wait. I thought you had a ten.
- Why would you think that?
608
00:32:56,390 --> 00:32:58,090
And ten makes 18.
609
00:33:02,642 --> 00:33:05,873
Max and Casey push.
Rusty wins.
610
00:33:07,827 --> 00:33:10,927
Better Luck next time to our
friend, Jason, who's out.
611
00:33:14,784 --> 00:33:16,991
- Yes.
- Come on, Ashleigh.
612
00:33:23,721 --> 00:33:26,253
Don't ever let me
catch you in here again.
613
00:33:32,103 --> 00:33:34,339
That's pretty awesome, Cal.
By the way,
614
00:33:35,758 --> 00:33:36,627
I won.
615
00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:47,442
It's too close to call.
We'll play one more hand.
616
00:33:59,269 --> 00:34:02,656
One minute to midnight.
It all comes down to this hand.
617
00:34:08,888 --> 00:34:11,281
OK, the deck's minus two, which
means crazy low card time.
618
00:34:11,401 --> 00:34:13,414
Let's play it safe
and keep our lead.
619
00:34:18,807 --> 00:34:21,301
Let's
split these aces.
620
00:34:21,614 --> 00:34:23,996
- Splitting aces?
- Not safe.
621
00:34:24,215 --> 00:34:25,947
Calvin has a ten.
He probably has a 20.
622
00:34:26,067 --> 00:34:28,175
This will work.
High risk, high reward.
623
00:34:28,295 --> 00:34:30,331
Remember splitting aces?
Ten?
624
00:34:30,451 --> 00:34:31,863
Complete dweebs?
Rusty?
625
00:34:33,547 --> 00:34:34,449
Hit this one.
626
00:34:38,031 --> 00:34:39,021
And this one.
627
00:34:41,911 --> 00:34:43,518
- Split them again.
- Max!
628
00:34:53,168 --> 00:34:54,226
Sorry, guys.
629
00:34:54,442 --> 00:34:56,710
Nineteen, 17, 18. That's...
630
00:34:56,925 --> 00:34:58,275
Bad if Calvin has a ten.
631
00:35:05,562 --> 00:35:06,562
I gotta go.
632
00:35:10,376 --> 00:35:11,661
What just happened?
633
00:35:12,938 --> 00:35:13,938
Sorry.
634
00:35:16,051 --> 00:35:17,200
Cappy, it's your move.
635
00:35:18,261 --> 00:35:19,453
Hey, how's it go...?
636
00:35:21,691 --> 00:35:23,955
- Hit or stay?
- Beat the house, win two grand.
637
00:35:26,123 --> 00:35:26,859
Cap?
638
00:35:33,086 --> 00:35:33,953
I'll stay.
639
00:35:37,256 --> 00:35:39,236
Dealer gets 20.
Cappy wins.
640
00:35:41,936 --> 00:35:43,489
I just saved the Broncosaurus.
641
00:35:43,709 --> 00:35:45,882
200,000 miles and counting.
642
00:35:46,314 --> 00:35:47,390
Congratulations.
643
00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:03,380
Ready for an indecent proposal,
Miss Logan?
644
00:36:04,776 --> 00:36:07,506
I think we've probably had
enough of those for one night?
645
00:36:07,626 --> 00:36:09,576
Come on,
let's just have sex and money.
646
00:36:12,166 --> 00:36:14,930
Why couldn't you just tell me
you didn't want me to buy that car?
647
00:36:16,763 --> 00:36:19,314
'Cause I didn't want
to make an issue out of it. Instead it
648
00:36:20,340 --> 00:36:22,211
looks like I made
an entire newsstand.
649
00:36:23,352 --> 00:36:25,430
Let's be serious.
For once.
650
00:36:25,751 --> 00:36:29,007
I'm the one who's been a downer lately
so I was just trying to keep things fun.
651
00:36:29,226 --> 00:36:32,060
I'm really sorry if your male
ego can't handle a girl buying
652
00:36:32,181 --> 00:36:35,173
- you something expensive.
- It's not my ego, it's my pride.
653
00:36:35,598 --> 00:36:36,599
Your pride?
654
00:36:37,258 --> 00:36:40,433
It's just another reminder
of how I'm beneath you.
655
00:36:40,802 --> 00:36:41,898
Beneath me?
656
00:36:43,483 --> 00:36:45,260
Are you talking about Spring Break?
657
00:36:45,806 --> 00:36:48,254
I apologized for that.
I was drunk.
658
00:36:48,380 --> 00:36:50,438
As someone who's drunk a lot,
659
00:36:50,770 --> 00:36:53,513
I know when someone says stuff
like that, you might not mean to say it,
660
00:36:53,633 --> 00:36:55,797
but there's usually a part of
you that does mean it.
661
00:36:56,098 --> 00:36:58,492
And it wasn't the first time.
Remember Parents'Weekend?
662
00:36:58,743 --> 00:37:01,332
Whenever your family comes into
your life, I instantly become
663
00:37:01,452 --> 00:37:03,661
the poster boy for the Rebecca Logan
664
00:37:03,781 --> 00:37:06,540
Make a Wish Foundation. And I just...
I don't want to deal with it.
665
00:37:07,431 --> 00:37:10,056
That the reason I can't
even talk to you about my family
666
00:37:10,189 --> 00:37:13,775
without you consoling me by offering
to drink apple juice through your nose?
667
00:37:14,267 --> 00:37:16,438
You didn't want the car
because then we'd ha to get more
668
00:37:16,558 --> 00:37:18,118
serious and that freaks you out.
669
00:37:22,819 --> 00:37:24,919
And with everything happening
right now...
670
00:37:25,265 --> 00:37:28,136
My parents'divorce,
my father's trial, Zeta Beta...
671
00:37:28,257 --> 00:37:30,166
I need something more than just fun.
672
00:37:33,951 --> 00:37:34,745
Well...
673
00:37:37,624 --> 00:37:41,624
Then I'll be serious. I can
step up and be that guy.
674
00:37:44,255 --> 00:37:45,705
I know you can, Cap.
675
00:37:47,118 --> 00:37:48,441
But just not for me.
676
00:37:52,097 --> 00:37:53,760
Deep down I think you know that.
677
00:38:02,042 --> 00:38:03,607
You're just too Cappy to say so.
678
00:38:09,998 --> 00:38:11,491
So, are we...?
679
00:38:13,205 --> 00:38:14,244
Broken up?
680
00:38:14,756 --> 00:38:15,606
Yeah.
681
00:38:16,163 --> 00:38:17,278
I guess so.
682
00:38:19,632 --> 00:38:20,632
I'm sorry.
683
00:38:22,257 --> 00:38:23,352
I'm sorry, too.
684
00:38:38,807 --> 00:38:40,546
I have to get a job, Case.
685
00:38:41,990 --> 00:38:43,162
A job!
686
00:38:43,645 --> 00:38:45,837
What did I do to deserve this?
687
00:38:46,121 --> 00:38:49,523
I think the answer is,
taking up both of our closets.
688
00:38:50,307 --> 00:38:53,132
I don't even know
how to look for a job.
689
00:38:53,282 --> 00:38:55,039
Where do you start?
690
00:38:55,297 --> 00:38:58,976
OK, job or no job,
you can't drop your office.
691
00:38:59,098 --> 00:39:00,194
I need you.
692
00:39:00,387 --> 00:39:02,814
Laura wants to pass
a bylaw instituting
693
00:39:02,934 --> 00:39:04,975
an annual hayride mixer.
694
00:39:05,385 --> 00:39:07,938
I will fight her
every step of the way.
695
00:39:08,180 --> 00:39:09,465
- You will?
- Yes, I will.
696
00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:12,495
If I can find a job
working 25 hours a week
697
00:39:12,615 --> 00:39:14,792
at 20 dollars an hour, that's $500.
698
00:39:14,975 --> 00:39:17,708
Or I could find a job
working two hours a week
699
00:39:17,894 --> 00:39:19,913
at 250 dollars an hour.
700
00:39:20,699 --> 00:39:22,530
Either way you're still
my social chair?
701
00:39:22,804 --> 00:39:24,791
- Till death do us part.
- Yeah!
702
00:39:27,022 --> 00:39:27,947
So...
703
00:39:29,756 --> 00:39:32,694
What do you think happened with Max?
That whole
704
00:39:32,849 --> 00:39:34,607
Runaway Bride thing was so weird.
705
00:39:35,644 --> 00:39:36,872
I know, right.
706
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,503
Cal!
What do you think?
707
00:39:45,397 --> 00:39:46,814
I see you made a choice.
708
00:39:47,198 --> 00:39:49,005
We all make choices.
709
00:39:49,261 --> 00:39:52,595
And we're choosing to go to Martha's
Vineyard for a very long weekend.
710
00:40:00,860 --> 00:40:03,033
- Careful, Ev.
- See you next week.
711
00:40:06,071 --> 00:40:06,978
Here we go.
712
00:40:19,914 --> 00:40:22,454
You are here to chew me out
for losing Casino Night.
713
00:40:22,605 --> 00:40:24,285
I'm here to say
714
00:40:25,063 --> 00:40:26,254
that I was wrong.
715
00:40:27,135 --> 00:40:29,572
I've always seen you
as my nerdy little brother.
716
00:40:30,447 --> 00:40:31,751
You're not little anymore.
717
00:40:32,274 --> 00:40:33,861
I see you as an adult now.
718
00:40:34,809 --> 00:40:35,773
Why now?
719
00:40:36,284 --> 00:40:38,760
Because we wouldn't have
had a chance to win
720
00:40:39,121 --> 00:40:41,653
- Casino Night without you.
- But we didn't win.
721
00:40:42,077 --> 00:40:42,889
True.
722
00:40:43,568 --> 00:40:45,231
But the way you carried yourself,
723
00:40:45,713 --> 00:40:48,402
catching Jason cheating,
that thing with your arm, that was
724
00:40:48,652 --> 00:40:49,633
pretty cool.
725
00:40:50,732 --> 00:40:52,528
My big sis thinks I'm cool.
726
00:40:53,438 --> 00:40:55,441
I said you did something cool.
727
00:41:00,316 --> 00:41:03,642
Two hours. No, really,
I'm timing you, so...
728
00:41:07,328 --> 00:41:11,047
- OK, I'll gas it up for you.
- Just avoid mechanical horses.
729
00:41:35,606 --> 00:41:37,707
You bailed with barely
a word last night.
730
00:41:38,710 --> 00:41:39,579
Yeah.
731
00:41:40,909 --> 00:41:42,440
You know, I thought I'd...
732
00:41:44,690 --> 00:41:46,277
That's not entirely true.
733
00:41:47,061 --> 00:41:47,845
I just...
734
00:41:49,230 --> 00:41:50,372
had to go.
735
00:41:50,931 --> 00:41:53,117
No worries. Just wanted
to make sure you're OK.
736
00:41:55,073 --> 00:41:56,017
Thank you.
737
00:41:57,177 --> 00:41:57,876
I...
738
00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:02,086
Yeah.
You?
739
00:42:07,333 --> 00:42:08,107
What?
740
00:42:09,743 --> 00:42:11,425
You started to say "I."
741
00:42:12,407 --> 00:42:14,165
- Did I?
- Yeah.
742
00:42:15,642 --> 00:42:17,192
What were you going to say?
743
00:42:18,969 --> 00:42:19,894
I forget.
744
00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:25,910
- Did you have fun last night?
- Yes.
745
00:42:27,704 --> 00:42:29,196
My first fraternity party.
746
00:42:29,749 --> 00:42:30,845
Very exciting.
747
00:42:32,986 --> 00:42:34,706
What do you normally do for fun?
748
00:42:40,886 --> 00:42:42,152
Seriously?
749
00:42:43,193 --> 00:42:44,025
Dr. Who?
750
00:42:44,358 --> 00:42:45,756
The British guy with the
751
00:42:46,540 --> 00:42:47,259
hat?
752
00:42:47,668 --> 00:42:48,858
That's neat.
753
00:42:50,322 --> 00:42:52,268
We should get you out more.
754
00:42:52,981 --> 00:42:54,365
Have you ever been to Doblers?
755
00:42:56,478 --> 00:43:00,693
Or maybe we could just fly to Vegas
756
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,024
and practice our card counting
superpowers in the big time.
757
00:43:07,771 --> 00:43:08,545
Sure.
758
00:43:09,198 --> 00:43:10,559
Maybe. I don't know.
759
00:43:11,334 --> 00:43:12,579
I gotta go, though.
760
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Bye Cassie.
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