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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,587 --> 00:00:04,977 My life has been planned out for me since before I was born. 2 00:00:05,543 --> 00:00:08,719 You were the first person who's ever made me think 3 00:00:08,881 --> 00:00:12,702 I would take a detour. I would go all the way off the map for you. 4 00:00:13,134 --> 00:00:15,183 - What the hell are you going? - I'm getting rowdy. 5 00:00:15,303 --> 00:00:16,393 This is {really}beneath you. 6 00:00:16,555 --> 00:00:18,161 You know what's beneath me? You{'re beneath me}. 7 00:00:18,281 --> 00:00:20,523 My parents just called. They're getting divorced. 8 00:00:20,643 --> 00:00:23,067 Sorry. Going inside'd cheer you up. 9 00:00:23,187 --> 00:00:25,653 Give me a straw and I'll drink apple juice through my nose. 10 00:00:25,814 --> 00:00:27,655 I don't think lemon drops can fix this. 11 00:00:28,775 --> 00:00:31,370 I'm Max, your new Resident Advisor. 12 00:00:31,694 --> 00:00:33,911 You worked for NASA? You must be a genius. 13 00:00:35,281 --> 00:00:36,830 You're done processing? 14 00:00:36,950 --> 00:00:39,809 It's been processed, packaged and put on a shelf. 15 00:00:40,328 --> 00:00:43,050 - What happens to Big Sis, Little Sis? - We're sisters forever. 16 00:00:43,414 --> 00:00:45,230 We're just no longer friends. 17 00:00:51,962 --> 00:00:53,360 Move out of the way! 18 00:00:54,731 --> 00:00:55,754 Speed kills! 19 00:00:58,106 --> 00:01:00,230 She's getting away. Put your backs into it. 20 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:03,199 What's a hernia feel like? 21 00:01:03,625 --> 00:01:04,946 When's Cappy gonna realize 22 00:01:05,066 --> 00:01:07,277 that the Broncosaurus isn't gonna start again ever. 23 00:01:07,438 --> 00:01:08,547 I heard that. 24 00:01:08,668 --> 00:01:11,757 I know you love her. But maybe it's time extinction ran its course? 25 00:01:11,877 --> 00:01:13,726 I didn't give up on her when the engine blew, 26 00:01:13,846 --> 00:01:17,046 when the backseat caught on fire or when I crashed her into a bog. 27 00:01:17,365 --> 00:01:20,333 - There's bogs in Ohio? - I'm not giving up on her now. 28 00:01:20,453 --> 00:01:22,609 Besides, I'm assuming you pledges will be needing her 29 00:01:22,729 --> 00:01:24,802 for your monthly supply run to Cost Club, 30 00:01:24,922 --> 00:01:26,671 since none of you have cars of your own. 31 00:01:26,791 --> 00:01:28,239 But it's 15 miles. 32 00:01:28,359 --> 00:01:29,883 The house is woefully low 33 00:01:30,045 --> 00:01:32,928 on essentials like moisturizer and butt paper, and I'm sick of stealing it 34 00:01:33,090 --> 00:01:34,430 from the sorities. 35 00:01:34,592 --> 00:01:36,666 Powder fresh scent makes me chafe. 36 00:01:37,094 --> 00:01:38,857 Dude, borrow your sister's car. 37 00:01:38,977 --> 00:01:41,129 - She'll never go for it. - Why not? 38 00:01:41,422 --> 00:01:44,242 When I was 16, I borrowed her car for my DMV test, 39 00:01:44,362 --> 00:01:46,426 and I ended up in a grocery store parking lot 40 00:01:46,546 --> 00:01:49,144 and I ran over one of the coin-operated horse rides. 41 00:01:49,264 --> 00:01:50,738 Was there a kid on it? 42 00:01:50,858 --> 00:01:52,796 - Then who cares? - Casey cared. 43 00:01:52,921 --> 00:01:55,174 She doesn't trust me. She never will. 44 00:01:55,575 --> 00:01:58,829 I'm also not allowed to install her software or touch her dolls. 45 00:02:00,618 --> 00:02:03,176 - It's a long story. - But you're her brother. 46 00:02:03,296 --> 00:02:07,175 Her little brother and she's likely to never see me as anything but that. 47 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:10,534 Less chat, more push. We need more momentum for the hill. 48 00:02:12,485 --> 00:02:14,220 I'll ask to borrow her car. 49 00:02:27,459 --> 00:02:29,194 - Here you go. - Thank you. 50 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:36,153 - Mail call. - Thanks, Pledge Logan. 51 00:02:36,561 --> 00:02:38,252 I hope it's something good. 52 00:02:38,372 --> 00:02:40,370 She's really starting to embrace her pledge duties 53 00:02:40,490 --> 00:02:42,115 and it only took her 7 months. 54 00:02:43,412 --> 00:02:44,412 Not good. 55 00:02:44,911 --> 00:02:46,927 It's my credit card bill! 56 00:02:47,047 --> 00:02:48,785 We knew this day was coming. 57 00:02:48,905 --> 00:02:50,173 Be gentle, Credit Plus. 58 00:02:50,736 --> 00:02:52,227 This is my first... 59 00:02:53,796 --> 00:02:55,491 - 1300? - Dollars? 60 00:02:55,756 --> 00:02:56,930 And 27 cents. 61 00:02:58,048 --> 00:02:59,966 - I'm gonna be sick. - Don't panic. 62 00:03:00,177 --> 00:03:02,368 Just pay the minimum and live to fight another month. 63 00:03:02,596 --> 00:03:04,771 It doesn't say anything about a minimum. 64 00:03:05,736 --> 00:03:08,215 This is a charge card, not a credit card. 65 00:03:08,335 --> 00:03:10,744 You have to pay off the entire balance each month. 66 00:03:10,864 --> 00:03:13,987 But it's called Credit Plus, not Charge Plus! 67 00:03:14,148 --> 00:03:15,141 They lied. 68 00:03:15,261 --> 00:03:18,099 My parents're gonna kill me. They're gonna take away my allowance. 69 00:03:18,219 --> 00:03:20,893 - We can deal with that. - They're gonna make me get a job, 70 00:03:21,013 --> 00:03:23,372 which means I won't have as much time to devote to the house. 71 00:03:23,492 --> 00:03:26,459 - We can deal with that too. - Which means no more social chair. 72 00:03:26,579 --> 00:03:29,057 That we cannot deal with. The office of social chair is more 73 00:03:29,177 --> 00:03:30,546 important than vice-president! 74 00:03:31,456 --> 00:03:32,508 Of America! 75 00:03:41,637 --> 00:03:42,924 Afternoon, ladies. 76 00:03:43,044 --> 00:03:46,061 As president of Omega Chi, I have an announcement. 77 00:03:46,223 --> 00:03:48,376 I thought Evan was the president of Omega Chi. 78 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:51,943 No, Dino's always been president. Evan's the pledge educator. 79 00:03:52,063 --> 00:03:53,586 You need to pay more attention. 80 00:03:53,706 --> 00:03:56,109 This Saturday evening is our Casino Night. 81 00:03:58,803 --> 00:04:00,659 The 20 dollar cover goes to charity 82 00:04:00,779 --> 00:04:03,603 and gets you 2,000 dollars of fake gambling money. 83 00:04:03,723 --> 00:04:06,266 However, there is a real 2,000 dollar pot 84 00:04:06,386 --> 00:04:09,240 for whichever player wins the most chips by midnight. 85 00:04:09,429 --> 00:04:12,088 All right, gentlemen, whip out your decks. 86 00:04:13,916 --> 00:04:17,175 Bring your A-game, ladies, because the best card sharks in the Greek system 87 00:04:17,427 --> 00:04:18,636 will be there. 88 00:04:25,770 --> 00:04:28,049 You are the luckiest girl in the world. 89 00:04:30,224 --> 00:04:32,306 Greek 203 Let's make a deal. 90 00:04:32,426 --> 00:04:34,235 Synchro : Coke, ¤AkaZab¤. 91 00:04:34,395 --> 00:04:36,412 Sub-way.fr Seriessub.com 92 00:04:39,741 --> 00:04:41,421 So, today's the day. 93 00:04:41,741 --> 00:04:44,966 I think today's the day. I'm meeting my mom in a few minutes. 94 00:04:45,615 --> 00:04:47,685 I guess the car my dad gave me after graduation 95 00:04:47,805 --> 00:04:50,043 was the closest thing to a trust fund I'll ever see. 96 00:04:51,452 --> 00:04:53,629 So, is it a lot? No, don't answer that. 97 00:04:53,791 --> 00:04:56,174 Just give me a hint. No, don't do that, either. 98 00:04:56,918 --> 00:04:59,704 I have been waiting for this day, well... 99 00:05:00,349 --> 00:05:01,387 since forever. 100 00:05:02,432 --> 00:05:06,184 I mean, haven't you been rich since... well, forever? 101 00:05:06,345 --> 00:05:09,123 My parents have, but this is my money, my freedom. 102 00:05:09,243 --> 00:05:11,998 I'll be able to do anything. I can go off the map. 103 00:05:12,118 --> 00:05:14,720 I can do whatever I want. Escape the Chambers prison. 104 00:05:16,354 --> 00:05:17,695 Sounds like a rich kid thing. 105 00:05:17,856 --> 00:05:20,059 "The Chambers prison." What does that look like? 106 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:23,310 Diamond latrines and bars made from gold? 107 00:05:23,589 --> 00:05:27,205 Nope, but with my trust fund I can probably build you one of those. 108 00:05:31,792 --> 00:05:33,211 That's a cool shirt. 109 00:05:33,990 --> 00:05:35,499 Where did you get it? 110 00:05:35,619 --> 00:05:37,311 Why? You going shopping? 111 00:05:37,431 --> 00:05:41,135 No, I was just paying a compliment to my super-awesome sister. 112 00:05:41,369 --> 00:05:42,629 What do you want? 113 00:05:43,146 --> 00:05:44,092 Your car. 114 00:05:45,634 --> 00:05:46,485 Come on. 115 00:05:46,838 --> 00:05:48,392 We have a good thing going here. 116 00:05:48,553 --> 00:05:51,090 A year ago if someone asked me what your favorite color is 117 00:05:51,210 --> 00:05:53,726 I would have assumed you were colorblind, given the way you dress. 118 00:05:53,846 --> 00:05:55,313 Now I know it's brown. 119 00:05:55,644 --> 00:05:57,006 Actually, it's green. 120 00:05:57,126 --> 00:05:58,077 My point is, 121 00:05:58,197 --> 00:06:00,677 let's cherish and protect our new relationship, 122 00:06:00,797 --> 00:06:02,948 not muck it up with something like sharing things. 123 00:06:03,068 --> 00:06:03,934 2 hours. 124 00:06:04,494 --> 00:06:05,825 That's all I need. 125 00:06:06,304 --> 00:06:09,120 2 hours was all you need for your driver's test, remember? 126 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:13,291 - I knew you'd bring that up. - It took 4 produce men and 5 quarters 127 00:06:13,453 --> 00:06:16,232 to get my car off that horse. I had to take the school bus for a week. 128 00:06:16,352 --> 00:06:18,178 It was one honest mistake. 129 00:06:18,298 --> 00:06:21,201 Your sketchy history spans decades. 130 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:23,885 What about my Cabbage Patch Drink'N'Wet Newborn? 131 00:06:24,047 --> 00:06:25,595 Your stupid doll that could pee? 132 00:06:25,756 --> 00:06:29,307 You filled her with cranberry juice. That doesn't look like pee. 133 00:06:29,469 --> 00:06:31,921 I was six years old. I was six! 134 00:06:32,041 --> 00:06:35,362 Or the time that you erased my online'N Sync diary. 135 00:06:35,482 --> 00:06:37,298 I was 12. I'm 18 now. 136 00:06:37,643 --> 00:06:38,517 My god. 137 00:06:39,100 --> 00:06:40,402 Six, 12, 18. 138 00:06:40,740 --> 00:06:41,959 Six, six, six. 139 00:06:42,918 --> 00:06:46,021 - This explains everything. - Stop treating me like a kid! 140 00:06:46,621 --> 00:06:47,695 Or Damien. 141 00:06:48,249 --> 00:06:49,410 I'm a grown up. 142 00:06:50,059 --> 00:06:51,799 When are you gonna see that? 143 00:06:53,833 --> 00:06:55,478 I see you just as you are. 144 00:06:57,019 --> 00:06:59,883 As my little brother who's not borrowing my car. 145 00:07:08,435 --> 00:07:09,253 Wade? 146 00:07:09,623 --> 00:07:11,065 Are you waxing again? 147 00:07:12,093 --> 00:07:14,687 I'd be offended if Wade didn't have such great legs. 148 00:07:17,521 --> 00:07:20,737 - I haven't talked to you in a few days. - Sorry. I've been busy. 149 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:21,960 House stuff. 150 00:07:25,291 --> 00:07:27,746 You should really put this poor truck out of its misery. 151 00:07:27,866 --> 00:07:29,117 It's a total POS. 152 00:07:29,571 --> 00:07:33,039 And by that I can only assume you mean "total piece of super-badass". 153 00:07:34,559 --> 00:07:36,542 It's not looking too badass right now. 154 00:07:38,591 --> 00:07:41,880 There's been a lot of stuff going on lately with my family and Spring Break. 155 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,188 - Just a lot of drama. - I love drama. 156 00:07:44,308 --> 00:07:47,011 Remember when Locke blew open the hatch? Finally? 157 00:07:49,387 --> 00:07:51,473 I don't want my family stuff to weigh us down. 158 00:07:51,593 --> 00:07:55,061 So I've decided to keep that part of my life over there 159 00:07:55,938 --> 00:07:56,753 and 160 00:07:57,564 --> 00:07:59,964 this part of my life over here. 161 00:08:01,061 --> 00:08:03,152 Focus only on fun when I'm with Cappy. 162 00:08:03,563 --> 00:08:05,967 I love fun, too. Whatever you want. 163 00:08:10,660 --> 00:08:13,445 Casino Night at Omega Chi tomorrow night. Wanna go? 164 00:08:13,565 --> 00:08:16,958 With Evan and the Chipmunks? Is that a pitch for fun or drama? 165 00:08:17,626 --> 00:08:18,626 Good point. 166 00:08:21,483 --> 00:08:22,588 {You know} What you're doing? 167 00:08:22,708 --> 00:08:25,131 Does this look like a transmission to you? 168 00:08:28,251 --> 00:08:29,461 OK. Let's go. 169 00:08:29,581 --> 00:08:30,577 Fun awaits. 170 00:08:31,626 --> 00:08:32,848 Wait, wait. 171 00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:43,261 Let's go with The Zen of 21. 172 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:46,225 You know, we only need one book, right? 173 00:08:46,877 --> 00:08:48,447 How did you afford all these? 174 00:08:51,653 --> 00:08:54,447 - You put them on your credit card? - Charge card! 175 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:55,996 Who cares? We're gonna win. 176 00:08:56,158 --> 00:08:59,344 Maybe we should learn how to play 21 first, then get cocky. 177 00:09:00,584 --> 00:09:02,194 We each get two cards 178 00:09:02,314 --> 00:09:04,212 and the one closest to 21 wins. 179 00:09:04,949 --> 00:09:06,047 Do you have a queen? 180 00:09:06,209 --> 00:09:08,448 This isn't Go Fish. You hit if you want more. 181 00:09:08,568 --> 00:09:09,568 OK. Hit me. 182 00:09:11,881 --> 00:09:13,014 Hit me again. 183 00:09:14,717 --> 00:09:15,641 Again. 184 00:09:16,552 --> 00:09:17,443 Come on. 185 00:09:19,754 --> 00:09:20,754 Forty-two! 186 00:09:21,749 --> 00:09:23,914 - I got double blackjack. - No. 187 00:09:24,457 --> 00:09:25,482 You busted. 188 00:09:25,812 --> 00:09:26,639 What? 189 00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:29,950 They make it look so easy in that movie,21. 190 00:09:30,228 --> 00:09:33,296 But they weren't just adding cards. They were counting them. 191 00:09:33,416 --> 00:09:36,579 Too bad we can't fly in a geek from MIT to teach us how. 192 00:09:37,352 --> 00:09:40,875 No, but maybe we could find a geek a little closer to home. 193 00:09:43,445 --> 00:09:47,025 Your father and I are so excited about your plans for the future. 194 00:09:47,505 --> 00:09:49,112 Harvard. The Senate. 195 00:09:50,626 --> 00:09:53,329 We just want to make sure you remain on that path. 196 00:09:53,449 --> 00:09:56,167 - It's an incentive trust. - But Mom, 197 00:09:56,620 --> 00:09:59,486 can't you just trust that I'm gonna stay on that path? 198 00:09:59,606 --> 00:10:03,378 I mean, those things, I've wanted those my entire life. Isn't that enough? 199 00:10:03,498 --> 00:10:06,410 Of course it is, but Evan, this is a lot of money. 200 00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:09,084 And you didn't expect us to just hand it over 201 00:10:09,204 --> 00:10:11,405 - after your brother's debacle? - But I'm not Patrick. 202 00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:12,864 I'm focused. 203 00:10:13,116 --> 00:10:14,550 So was Patrick. 204 00:10:14,670 --> 00:10:17,562 It seems when kids your age receive this much money 205 00:10:17,682 --> 00:10:20,344 it can provoke some fairly ridiculous responses, 206 00:10:20,464 --> 00:10:22,593 and we just want some peace of mind. 207 00:10:23,259 --> 00:10:26,137 As a future lawyer, I'm sure you can understand that. 208 00:10:26,632 --> 00:10:30,109 Which is why we've included certain lifestyle provisions. 209 00:10:32,260 --> 00:10:33,710 And what are those? 210 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:37,443 How old I have to be before I'm allowed to get married? 211 00:10:37,728 --> 00:10:39,513 Well, actually, yes. 212 00:10:39,786 --> 00:10:42,108 Not before you're 25, which I can't imagine 213 00:10:42,228 --> 00:10:44,013 you were planning on, anyway. 214 00:10:44,133 --> 00:10:47,992 You aren't hoping to rush to the alter with that blonde Casey, are you? 215 00:10:49,103 --> 00:10:50,454 She and I are done. 216 00:10:51,572 --> 00:10:52,907 Sorry to hear that. 217 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:57,358 And what if I do choose to pull a Patrick 218 00:10:57,699 --> 00:11:00,579 and do something different with my life? Would you sue me? 219 00:11:00,699 --> 00:11:02,751 Don't be petulant, Evan. 220 00:11:03,385 --> 00:11:05,071 If you chose to do something else 221 00:11:05,191 --> 00:11:07,299 you'd be wasting a tremendous amount of potential 222 00:11:07,419 --> 00:11:09,005 and you would lose your trust fund. 223 00:11:09,259 --> 00:11:11,135 If you're not prepared to invest in us, 224 00:11:11,255 --> 00:11:13,772 then how can you expect us to invest in you? 225 00:11:14,408 --> 00:11:16,012 I need to think about this. 226 00:11:18,633 --> 00:11:19,573 All right. 227 00:11:22,319 --> 00:11:23,351 Look it over 228 00:11:23,907 --> 00:11:25,107 and let us know. 229 00:11:30,736 --> 00:11:32,470 I'll have to call you back. 230 00:11:36,705 --> 00:11:37,687 There's my 231 00:11:37,807 --> 00:11:38,752 little... 232 00:11:38,872 --> 00:11:40,891 big... brother! You busy? 233 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:45,016 - I'm kinda in the middle of something. - We need to learn how to count cards. 234 00:11:45,243 --> 00:11:46,806 There are 52 in a deck. 235 00:11:47,835 --> 00:11:50,212 We were thinking more like in that movie. 236 00:11:50,373 --> 00:11:52,081 Like "counting" counting? 237 00:11:52,201 --> 00:11:53,141 The MIT guys? 238 00:11:53,376 --> 00:11:55,550 - Yes. Do you know how? - It can't be that hard. 239 00:11:55,711 --> 00:11:56,801 I turned down MIT. 240 00:11:57,477 --> 00:11:59,267 Why do you need to learn to count cards? 241 00:11:59,387 --> 00:12:00,597 It's not for me, 242 00:12:00,758 --> 00:12:03,208 it's for Ash. And the folks at Credit Plus. 243 00:12:05,639 --> 00:12:06,715 I don't know. 244 00:12:07,449 --> 00:12:10,326 You know, with my sketchy history with peeing dolls and horses... 245 00:12:10,453 --> 00:12:11,534 I won't ask. 246 00:12:11,978 --> 00:12:15,071 OK, assuming you're every bit the math geek we need, 247 00:12:15,264 --> 00:12:17,740 - you can borrow my car for one hour. - Two hours. 248 00:12:19,450 --> 00:12:22,707 Fine, fine. But only if Ash wins Casino Night. 249 00:12:22,827 --> 00:12:24,020 You got a deal. 250 00:12:25,452 --> 00:12:27,196 Cartwright powers, activate. 251 00:12:30,695 --> 00:12:32,463 You always squeeze so hard! 252 00:12:32,624 --> 00:12:34,340 - No, I don't. - Yeah, you do. 253 00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:47,860 I think you're distracting my floormates from their studies. 254 00:12:48,596 --> 00:12:50,260 It's like I'm their queen. 255 00:12:50,783 --> 00:12:53,230 I'm gonna come here every time I feel down. 256 00:12:58,455 --> 00:13:00,021 Can we get back to this? 257 00:13:00,141 --> 00:13:01,878 I haven't learned a thing. 258 00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:04,495 Maybe if you applied yourself a little more, 259 00:13:04,656 --> 00:13:06,455 like you didn't do in algebra. 260 00:13:06,615 --> 00:13:10,584 - Or you in your driver's test, Damien. - I hate that you keep bringing that up. 261 00:13:10,744 --> 00:13:12,589 - I hate being talked down to. - Children! 262 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,046 It's simple math. 263 00:13:14,206 --> 00:13:16,756 "Simple math" is an oxymoron, whereas you're just a... 264 00:13:17,956 --> 00:13:20,066 10 minute break. Everybody out of the pool. 265 00:13:20,517 --> 00:13:22,507 You know what? Forget it. We're out of here. 266 00:13:22,716 --> 00:13:24,685 - What about the car? - What about my debt? 267 00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:27,490 Sorry that you think your brother is the demon seed 268 00:13:27,705 --> 00:13:30,312 but I need 13 hundred dollars and 27 cents. 269 00:13:30,472 --> 00:13:32,815 The deal is off. We'll formulate a Plan B. 270 00:13:32,935 --> 00:13:34,651 No more deals with the devil boy. 271 00:13:34,771 --> 00:13:37,329 I got your note. Sorry. I'm car-less. 272 00:13:37,627 --> 00:13:40,573 Also, I'm sorry about your sister. She sounds terrible. 273 00:13:41,919 --> 00:13:44,569 Max, this is my sister, Casey, 274 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,287 and her friend, Ashleigh. 275 00:13:49,825 --> 00:13:50,825 Hi. 276 00:13:53,142 --> 00:13:54,878 Do you know anything about counting cards? 277 00:13:55,082 --> 00:13:56,422 Counting cards? Yeah. Why? 278 00:13:56,706 --> 00:13:59,897 'Cause there's this big fraternity Casino Night tomorrow. 279 00:14:00,017 --> 00:14:01,335 I'm trying to win two grand. 280 00:14:01,455 --> 00:14:04,138 It's just keeping track of the ratio of high cards to low cards. 281 00:14:04,455 --> 00:14:07,086 A fraternity wouldn't use six decks like a real casino 282 00:14:07,206 --> 00:14:09,961 so there's even less to keep track of. I'd say two decks, tops. 283 00:14:10,081 --> 00:14:12,271 Anyone can count that. Bye. 284 00:14:17,577 --> 00:14:18,527 Almost anyone. 285 00:14:19,457 --> 00:14:22,367 Wait. Casey, wait. I need a car. Don't go anywhere. 286 00:14:23,774 --> 00:14:25,283 Max? Max, hold up. 287 00:14:27,393 --> 00:14:30,543 If I help them win the money Casey's gonna loan me her car. 288 00:14:31,512 --> 00:14:33,495 But in order to help them win the money, 289 00:14:33,615 --> 00:14:35,794 I need to teach these two how to count cards. 290 00:14:35,954 --> 00:14:38,186 - Can you help me? - I don't think so. 291 00:14:38,306 --> 00:14:39,974 What if it's me and Max? 292 00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:41,293 He gets... 293 00:14:41,682 --> 00:14:42,717 What do you want? 294 00:14:44,089 --> 00:14:45,089 5%? 295 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:46,930 10%? 296 00:14:47,295 --> 00:14:48,295 10%? 297 00:14:49,158 --> 00:14:50,764 And we get his knowledge. 298 00:14:53,233 --> 00:14:55,440 Fine. Welcome aboard, Max. 299 00:15:03,701 --> 00:15:05,824 These deal points aren't that bad. 300 00:15:06,523 --> 00:15:08,659 I can't even get married till I'm 25. 301 00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:11,883 Should I be flattered? 302 00:15:15,708 --> 00:15:18,363 You know, it's not the rules. It's the finality. 303 00:15:19,050 --> 00:15:20,050 I'm 21, 304 00:15:20,567 --> 00:15:22,002 and the idea of 305 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:25,648 legally committing the rest of my life to the order of a document... 306 00:15:25,963 --> 00:15:27,262 it's a little daunting. 307 00:15:29,085 --> 00:15:31,849 Why did you want to go to law school in the first place? 308 00:15:32,897 --> 00:15:34,311 It's all I've ever wanted. 309 00:15:34,472 --> 00:15:36,522 My grandfather attended Harvard Law. 310 00:15:36,709 --> 00:15:38,215 My father attended Harvard Law. 311 00:15:38,335 --> 00:15:40,551 So, your family influenced this path? 312 00:15:41,454 --> 00:15:43,310 It's not the same thing. 313 00:15:51,245 --> 00:15:52,695 What's so different? 314 00:15:53,060 --> 00:15:54,957 Either way you're set for life. 315 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,190 Why get cold feet now? 316 00:15:58,310 --> 00:15:59,503 I don't know. 317 00:15:59,682 --> 00:16:01,592 What if I want to go off the map 318 00:16:02,306 --> 00:16:03,756 and be someone else? 319 00:16:07,306 --> 00:16:08,306 Like who? 320 00:16:08,808 --> 00:16:10,188 You're Evan Chambers. 321 00:16:10,308 --> 00:16:13,001 You're going to be on the map no matter where you are. 322 00:16:13,121 --> 00:16:15,311 Might as well make it a treasure map. 323 00:16:19,810 --> 00:16:21,858 Feel like I'm cheating on Broncosaurus. 324 00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:23,777 A guy can still look, right? 325 00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:32,487 What's that, KITT? You say you want me to buy you? 326 00:16:32,934 --> 00:16:35,330 You say together we can fight the forces of evil? 327 00:16:35,621 --> 00:16:37,071 Affirmative, Cappy. 328 00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:41,252 We can use my grappling hook to steal the Omega Chi wet bar. 329 00:16:41,372 --> 00:16:44,088 Becks, did you hear that? He likes wet bars too. 330 00:16:44,372 --> 00:16:46,341 Then let's get it. Or him. 331 00:16:46,461 --> 00:16:49,385 - Too bad I can't afford him. - I can buy it for you. 332 00:16:49,622 --> 00:16:50,622 It's a car. 333 00:16:50,872 --> 00:16:54,058 According to you, he's your crime fighting partner to be. 334 00:16:54,219 --> 00:16:55,869 Come on, let's have fun. 335 00:16:56,214 --> 00:16:58,093 There's this whole thing called the male ego. 336 00:16:58,213 --> 00:16:59,395 Calm down, caveman. 337 00:16:59,515 --> 00:17:01,446 My father's been trying to buy my love lately 338 00:17:01,566 --> 00:17:03,572 and this seems a good place for him to start. 339 00:17:03,692 --> 00:17:04,718 It's a gift. 340 00:17:05,062 --> 00:17:08,864 But if it makes your ego feel better you can always pay me back in trade. 341 00:17:10,525 --> 00:17:11,525 Trade? 342 00:17:14,572 --> 00:17:16,287 That's gonna be a lot of sex. 343 00:17:16,748 --> 00:17:17,748 I know. 344 00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:21,543 Think I can make an advance deposit? 345 00:17:27,315 --> 00:17:28,785 Tens through kings, 346 00:17:28,905 --> 00:17:29,898 minus one. 347 00:17:30,187 --> 00:17:31,536 Aces are minus two. 348 00:17:31,656 --> 00:17:34,006 The more of these left in the deck, the better. 349 00:17:34,156 --> 00:17:36,189 Cards two through six are plus one. 350 00:17:36,432 --> 00:17:39,259 A lot of these left, not good. Bet small amounts. 351 00:17:41,404 --> 00:17:43,711 I knew it wouldn't be that complicated. 352 00:17:43,831 --> 00:17:45,307 You're a good teacher. 353 00:17:46,455 --> 00:17:48,236 It's easy when you pay attention. 354 00:17:48,398 --> 00:17:50,683 Did you say something, Damien? 355 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,781 Car. Car. Car. 356 00:17:55,093 --> 00:17:56,377 So let's try one. 357 00:17:57,657 --> 00:18:00,791 Start with dollar bets. They're the Flintstones Chewables. 358 00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,399 Don't bet the horse pills 359 00:18:04,024 --> 00:18:06,011 till the count gets to plus seven. 360 00:18:07,236 --> 00:18:08,631 Can I split these? 361 00:18:11,126 --> 00:18:12,720 But not if I'm showing a ten. 362 00:18:12,910 --> 00:18:14,555 Unless you're a complete dweeb. 363 00:18:14,783 --> 00:18:15,864 Like Rusty. 364 00:18:16,872 --> 00:18:18,002 Minus three? 365 00:18:18,603 --> 00:18:19,476 Minus 2? 366 00:18:19,596 --> 00:18:20,596 Plus three. 367 00:18:20,877 --> 00:18:21,913 Minus three? 368 00:18:22,033 --> 00:18:24,064 With all the low cards showing? 369 00:18:24,224 --> 00:18:26,650 - Who's the dweeb now? - Shut up, Little Man Tate. 370 00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:28,985 Are we gonna have to have another time out? 371 00:18:29,157 --> 00:18:30,570 OK. Round two. 372 00:18:30,731 --> 00:18:31,617 Ready? 373 00:18:33,358 --> 00:18:34,240 Begin. 374 00:18:36,353 --> 00:18:39,454 You're going too fast. I'm getting card sick. 375 00:18:39,659 --> 00:18:40,763 Who's got it? 376 00:18:41,159 --> 00:18:42,510 Put your hand down. 377 00:18:45,572 --> 00:18:46,508 Plus 7? 378 00:18:47,467 --> 00:18:48,891 So now we bet big. 379 00:18:49,335 --> 00:18:50,382 We bet huge. 380 00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:53,469 We're so gonna win. 381 00:18:54,023 --> 00:18:56,178 If all we're doing is increasing our odds, 382 00:18:56,298 --> 00:18:58,723 won't adding more players better our percentage? 383 00:19:00,762 --> 00:19:02,680 What? I totally get percentages. 384 00:19:04,378 --> 00:19:06,300 Why don't you guys come with us? 385 00:19:06,732 --> 00:19:09,485 - To a fraternity party? - An Omega Chi fraternity party? 386 00:19:10,930 --> 00:19:12,653 Another half hour in the car 387 00:19:12,815 --> 00:19:14,573 and we'll add another five percent. 388 00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:18,734 We'll consider it an advance against your expenses. 389 00:19:19,598 --> 00:19:20,598 Expenses? 390 00:19:22,785 --> 00:19:26,611 Do you own anything that doesn't look like you want to climb a mountain? 391 00:19:33,521 --> 00:19:35,761 Thanks for including me on the deal. 392 00:19:36,288 --> 00:19:39,916 I love my sister but when I try to explain anything to her, 393 00:19:40,036 --> 00:19:42,255 it's like we're polystyrene 394 00:19:42,784 --> 00:19:44,086 and polybutadiene. 395 00:19:44,662 --> 00:19:47,105 More like polyvinylchloride and polyurethane. 396 00:19:47,474 --> 00:19:49,441 No wonder you worked for NASA. 397 00:19:52,428 --> 00:19:53,412 The gray 398 00:19:53,925 --> 00:19:54,918 or black? 399 00:19:55,038 --> 00:19:56,896 Black, but with a red tie. 400 00:19:57,789 --> 00:19:58,662 Wait, green. 401 00:19:58,854 --> 00:20:00,868 - Why green? - The color of money. 402 00:20:01,038 --> 00:20:02,690 You're a genius. More. 403 00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:08,107 I'm so sorry for Casey. She's so annoying. 404 00:20:08,227 --> 00:20:10,170 - Just roll with it. - No, it's fine. 405 00:20:13,539 --> 00:20:14,639 Try these on. 406 00:20:18,004 --> 00:20:19,012 Right here? 407 00:20:19,645 --> 00:20:21,956 Just put them on over your cargo shorts. 408 00:20:24,039 --> 00:20:26,009 - Really? - Trust me, Max. 409 00:20:26,129 --> 00:20:27,833 Resistance is futile. 410 00:20:35,576 --> 00:20:37,738 Let's just see if that jacket matches. 411 00:20:43,165 --> 00:20:44,337 There you are. 412 00:20:44,457 --> 00:20:45,384 Snazzy. 413 00:20:47,102 --> 00:20:47,945 Me? 414 00:20:49,729 --> 00:20:52,712 - Does this make you a kept man? - She's just buying me a car, that's it. 415 00:20:52,874 --> 00:20:55,965 Be careful, Cap. Reese and Ryan. Madonna and Guy. 416 00:20:56,126 --> 00:20:58,735 All wealthy women in history who could afford to buy their men. 417 00:20:58,855 --> 00:21:02,347 OK, would you simmer down, Us Weekly, she's not trying to buy me. 418 00:21:03,258 --> 00:21:05,497 This one girl I used to pretend to date, 419 00:21:05,617 --> 00:21:08,686 she got to choose all the movies because she paid. 420 00:21:08,848 --> 00:21:12,056 I lost years of my life watching nothing but chick flicks. 421 00:21:12,176 --> 00:21:13,216 Euro Trip? 422 00:21:13,336 --> 00:21:14,483 Never seen it. 423 00:21:14,645 --> 00:21:17,946 - Ella Enchanted? 16 times. - I think I read somewhere 424 00:21:18,066 --> 00:21:20,797 that Julia Roberts literally owns Danny Moder. 425 00:21:20,917 --> 00:21:22,598 Smart investment. He's hot. 426 00:21:22,718 --> 00:21:25,375 I wonder how he doesn't feel beneath her, you know? 427 00:21:25,495 --> 00:21:29,117 OK, guys, Rebecca's not trying to control me or buy me. 428 00:21:29,237 --> 00:21:31,297 She's been through a lot lately. 429 00:21:31,417 --> 00:21:34,296 We're trying to get back to some reality-free fun. 430 00:21:34,456 --> 00:21:37,265 I thought you were way too different to make it for the long haul, 431 00:21:37,385 --> 00:21:38,572 but I guess I was wrong. 432 00:21:38,692 --> 00:21:40,886 You really got to like the girl a lot to take a car. 433 00:21:41,132 --> 00:21:43,141 There's no breaking up after that. 434 00:21:44,355 --> 00:21:45,174 Nope. 435 00:21:45,669 --> 00:21:46,919 No breaking up. 436 00:21:53,232 --> 00:21:57,174 So, the Bentley GTC is amazing, but the Iron Man Audi 437 00:21:57,685 --> 00:21:58,585 is just 438 00:21:58,853 --> 00:22:00,412 plain disgusting. 439 00:22:01,282 --> 00:22:04,763 I hear they literally raise the cows in the shape of the leather seats. 440 00:22:04,883 --> 00:22:07,969 All you have to do is drive only to the places you're allowed to go. 441 00:22:08,107 --> 00:22:10,247 I'm sure it's worth it for a few dollars. 442 00:22:10,409 --> 00:22:11,583 Try a few million. 443 00:22:11,743 --> 00:22:13,084 I told you not to tell me. 444 00:22:14,522 --> 00:22:17,863 Why did you rush Omega Chi? That's right, your dad told you to. 445 00:22:17,983 --> 00:22:20,427 My dad didn't make me sign a contract. 446 00:22:20,547 --> 00:22:22,797 I still maintain some semblance of freedom. 447 00:22:22,922 --> 00:22:24,262 Freedom's an illusion. 448 00:22:25,014 --> 00:22:27,432 Frannie said that, 'cause I just got goosebumps. 449 00:22:27,592 --> 00:22:29,175 - Come on. - I know. You like her. 450 00:22:29,295 --> 00:22:32,078 I'm sorry. It's just that this is a huge decision. 451 00:22:32,484 --> 00:22:35,613 I'd hate to see you at 40 regretting a choice you made at 21. 452 00:22:35,733 --> 00:22:37,051 Calvin, get down here. 453 00:22:37,171 --> 00:22:38,364 That's my cue. 454 00:22:38,484 --> 00:22:40,034 I got a pit to boss. 455 00:22:40,420 --> 00:22:41,970 All right, let's go. 456 00:23:15,048 --> 00:23:18,045 Ash, you and Rusty take that table. We'll go over there. 457 00:23:18,696 --> 00:23:19,885 Happy counting. 458 00:23:21,110 --> 00:23:22,110 Follow me. 459 00:23:27,923 --> 00:23:29,202 Hi. I'm Betsy. 460 00:23:29,863 --> 00:23:30,950 Hi, Betsy. 461 00:23:31,987 --> 00:23:35,167 I've been playing at this table for two hours and loving it. 462 00:23:35,488 --> 00:23:38,053 That's because I don't need alcohol to have a good time. 463 00:23:38,173 --> 00:23:39,433 I'm high on life. 464 00:23:39,987 --> 00:23:41,537 Cherish every moment. 465 00:23:41,923 --> 00:23:43,473 That's very sweet. 466 00:23:45,739 --> 00:23:47,289 Twenty-two. You bust. 467 00:23:47,631 --> 00:23:48,597 Son of a bitch! 468 00:23:48,757 --> 00:23:51,427 I gotta win that back. Deal me again. Let's go. 469 00:24:00,178 --> 00:24:01,575 What are you doing here? 470 00:24:01,695 --> 00:24:03,991 I heard this was for the Omega Chi's official charity. 471 00:24:04,111 --> 00:24:05,566 Erectile dysfunction. 472 00:24:05,686 --> 00:24:08,408 A terrible affliction. I know how much you guys want to beat it. 473 00:24:08,528 --> 00:24:09,993 The cover just went up to 120. 474 00:24:10,113 --> 00:24:12,615 Come on. He's got the cover. Let him play. 475 00:24:14,278 --> 00:24:15,311 Thank you. 476 00:24:15,431 --> 00:24:16,456 Here you go. 477 00:24:19,878 --> 00:24:21,349 Don't steal our booze. 478 00:24:26,953 --> 00:24:27,851 You're here! 479 00:24:27,971 --> 00:24:30,143 - Why'd you change your mind? - And miss all the fun? 480 00:24:30,263 --> 00:24:31,494 Place your bets. 481 00:24:35,677 --> 00:24:36,478 Hello? 482 00:24:37,678 --> 00:24:38,678 I can't. 483 00:24:39,630 --> 00:24:41,256 That's between you two. 484 00:24:42,427 --> 00:24:44,780 I'm at a party. I'll call you tomorrow. 485 00:24:45,991 --> 00:24:48,243 - Everything all right? - Of course. 486 00:24:48,363 --> 00:24:50,283 It has nothing to do with us. 487 00:24:50,492 --> 00:24:51,615 Here you are. 488 00:24:54,114 --> 00:24:55,114 Blackjack! 489 00:24:57,054 --> 00:24:58,054 Right on. 490 00:24:57,054 --> 00:24:58,054 Right on. 491 00:25:00,881 --> 00:25:02,545 You're tipping me with fake money? 492 00:25:02,721 --> 00:25:04,663 Yes, but the feelings are real. 493 00:25:06,950 --> 00:25:10,045 You keep this up you'll be able to get satellite radio for your new car. 494 00:25:10,165 --> 00:25:13,285 Assuming you didn't want the super retro tape Deck you already have. 495 00:25:19,056 --> 00:25:19,998 Double down. 496 00:25:39,824 --> 00:25:42,955 Yeah. Looks like someone's gonna win their 15 percent. 497 00:25:43,633 --> 00:25:46,615 I'll probably just take five percent. Your friend needs it more. 498 00:25:49,228 --> 00:25:50,764 - Excuse me. - We have a problem. 499 00:25:50,884 --> 00:25:53,087 Calm down, Chicken Little. The sky's not falling. 500 00:25:53,207 --> 00:25:56,440 Yes, it is. It's Jason. He's beating all of us put together. 501 00:25:58,826 --> 00:26:01,612 Oh, my god. The dork in the Travis suit? 502 00:26:06,175 --> 00:26:06,826 Yes! 503 00:26:07,281 --> 00:26:08,611 - Is Travis a designer? 504 00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:11,224 - No, he's Ashleigh's evil ex. 505 00:26:11,826 --> 00:26:15,167 Jason is his clone from the shallow end of the gene pool. 506 00:26:15,363 --> 00:26:16,708 That's kind of harsh. 507 00:26:16,834 --> 00:26:19,185 He said polymers are as interesting as a dirt sandwich. 508 00:26:19,305 --> 00:26:22,278 A dirt sandwich that's found in almost every adhesive. 509 00:26:22,398 --> 00:26:24,363 And lubricant on the planet. 510 00:26:24,580 --> 00:26:27,359 Stupid knuckle-dragging astrophysics. 511 00:26:27,525 --> 00:26:29,014 Is he counting cards too? 512 00:26:29,134 --> 00:26:31,051 His winning percentage is higher than ours. 513 00:26:31,171 --> 00:26:33,175 His bets are mathematically insane. 514 00:26:33,307 --> 00:26:34,982 He's got to be cheating. 515 00:26:38,776 --> 00:26:40,717 - Sunglasses? - It's got to be. 516 00:26:40,888 --> 00:26:43,956 - X-ray vision? No way. - He's marking cards. 517 00:26:44,660 --> 00:26:47,665 It's probably a substance on his fingers that he can see with his glasses. 518 00:26:47,816 --> 00:26:50,925 I read about that in one of my 21 books, so if we don't stop Jason there's no way 519 00:26:51,045 --> 00:26:52,216 we can win for sure. 520 00:26:52,919 --> 00:26:56,477 Then Caseys and gentlemen, I think it's time for a little sting. 521 00:27:10,639 --> 00:27:11,943 Allow me. 522 00:27:13,187 --> 00:27:15,869 - Ashleigh! - What do you want? 523 00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:17,742 I wanted to apologize. 524 00:27:18,063 --> 00:27:21,588 Why? 'Cause you realize the last time I saw you, you were a total loon? 525 00:27:22,439 --> 00:27:24,064 I'm trying to be nice now. 526 00:27:25,692 --> 00:27:27,694 I should pay attention here. 527 00:27:27,814 --> 00:27:31,536 But I want to apologize, maybe rekindle our friendship. 528 00:27:33,425 --> 00:27:34,501 Seriously? 529 00:27:43,819 --> 00:27:45,495 Only if we can be friends... 530 00:27:45,685 --> 00:27:47,102 with benefits. 531 00:28:07,134 --> 00:28:11,080 - warned her bout that credit card. - It's actually a charge card. 532 00:28:11,270 --> 00:28:13,292 - New deck. - Yeah. Just like you asked. 533 00:28:13,651 --> 00:28:15,352 So which ones do we mark? 534 00:28:16,045 --> 00:28:17,496 The twos, threes and fours. 535 00:28:17,616 --> 00:28:19,827 So when he thinks he's getting a high card 536 00:28:19,947 --> 00:28:21,728 he's getting a low one, baby. 537 00:28:21,848 --> 00:28:23,614 - Don't call me baby. - Right. 538 00:28:26,889 --> 00:28:29,351 You're a winner. Chicken dinner. 539 00:28:30,703 --> 00:28:32,932 - What the hell does that mean? - I don't know. 540 00:28:33,175 --> 00:28:34,251 I want to play. 541 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,113 Let's not jinx my system. 542 00:28:37,881 --> 00:28:39,894 - What gives? - What do you mean? 543 00:28:40,491 --> 00:28:42,267 Well, this is just for fun, right? 544 00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:44,925 If you don't win I can just get you a satellite radio. 545 00:28:46,481 --> 00:28:47,823 I don't want the radio. 546 00:28:48,217 --> 00:28:50,145 I would. Terrestrial bites. 547 00:28:50,541 --> 00:28:51,581 Or the car. 548 00:28:52,031 --> 00:28:54,506 I just want to get some money and fix the Broncosaurus. 549 00:28:55,034 --> 00:28:57,135 OK. I can pay to have that fixed, too. 550 00:28:57,255 --> 00:28:58,804 - I just thought... - I got it. 551 00:29:01,178 --> 00:29:02,519 And that's blackjack. 552 00:29:13,740 --> 00:29:14,486 Hey. 553 00:29:15,296 --> 00:29:18,692 - Why aren't you playing? - I'm down to my last 45 dollars. 554 00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:22,427 Sister. 555 00:29:24,028 --> 00:29:24,878 Casey. 556 00:29:28,930 --> 00:29:31,894 Casey has a warped sense of sibling relationships. 557 00:29:32,026 --> 00:29:34,225 I'm starting to understand her brother better. 558 00:29:34,345 --> 00:29:36,498 Ever since I came back to the house I've done nothing 559 00:29:36,618 --> 00:29:39,620 but support her, advise her constantly, and 560 00:29:40,109 --> 00:29:41,507 this is the thanks I get. 561 00:29:41,990 --> 00:29:45,070 Maybe you should stop being so nice. Just get back in the game. 562 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,499 Well, maybe you're right. 563 00:29:50,102 --> 00:29:51,367 Blackjack! 564 00:29:54,930 --> 00:29:56,044 What's going on? 565 00:29:56,587 --> 00:29:58,439 You still thinking about the trust fund? 566 00:30:00,201 --> 00:30:01,070 Yeah. 567 00:30:02,209 --> 00:30:03,593 You know, growing up, 568 00:30:04,438 --> 00:30:07,824 I was always referred to as the oungest of the Chambers sons. 569 00:30:09,673 --> 00:30:12,980 When I came to Cyprus-Rhodes, I thought I could be my own man 570 00:30:13,102 --> 00:30:15,218 and not just an extension of my family. 571 00:30:17,786 --> 00:30:20,073 You sound like you're about to break into song. 572 00:30:21,543 --> 00:30:23,472 I mean, everyone comes to college wanting 573 00:30:23,592 --> 00:30:25,444 to exert their independence, Evan. 574 00:30:25,693 --> 00:30:26,760 To have fun... 575 00:30:26,987 --> 00:30:29,614 Right now college doesn't seem like much fun. 576 00:30:33,310 --> 00:30:37,273 Don't confuse a fake casino in a fraternity house with real life. 577 00:30:37,393 --> 00:30:38,874 Stop gambling with fake chips. 578 00:30:38,994 --> 00:30:41,570 What reason do you seriously have to go off the map? 579 00:30:49,121 --> 00:30:51,901 You have a trust fund and a birthright. 580 00:30:52,143 --> 00:30:53,182 Embrace it. 581 00:30:54,183 --> 00:30:55,898 - Come on. - Where are we going? 582 00:30:56,609 --> 00:30:59,329 To be the center of attention. That will make you feel better. 583 00:31:05,035 --> 00:31:07,581 All right, everybody. Listen up. It's almost midnight 584 00:31:07,701 --> 00:31:10,404 and we are down to the final high rollers. 585 00:31:16,073 --> 00:31:17,717 High rollers, you ready to gamble? 586 00:31:17,839 --> 00:31:18,736 Yeah. 587 00:31:18,991 --> 00:31:20,747 It's time to get paid, y'all. 588 00:31:20,871 --> 00:31:22,909 Big money, big money. No whammies. 589 00:31:23,420 --> 00:31:26,487 Jason, if you're so confident, why not just bet it all? 590 00:31:27,519 --> 00:31:28,634 Are you crazy? 591 00:31:39,297 --> 00:31:40,828 I'll bet half, Carrie. 592 00:31:41,021 --> 00:31:42,719 - It's Casey. - It's Casey. 593 00:31:50,197 --> 00:31:53,347 So, I heard you compared polymer science, to 594 00:31:53,641 --> 00:31:54,683 dirt sandwiches. 595 00:31:54,803 --> 00:31:57,893 Well, it's just that we astrophysicists, 596 00:31:58,014 --> 00:31:59,819 we discuss big things. 597 00:31:59,939 --> 00:32:02,056 Like the string theory of matter. 598 00:32:02,192 --> 00:32:05,820 We work with real world stuff, like self-healing rubbers. 599 00:32:06,285 --> 00:32:07,797 - Get out. - Seriously? 600 00:32:08,006 --> 00:32:10,173 Any chance that'd hit stores before Christmas? 601 00:32:10,561 --> 00:32:12,161 Not those kinds of rubbers, Cap. 602 00:32:13,562 --> 00:32:14,268 Tease. 603 00:32:23,916 --> 00:32:25,537 Hey, polymer boy. 604 00:32:25,938 --> 00:32:28,224 How much you want to bet I get a 21? 605 00:32:28,352 --> 00:32:29,505 I'll double down. 606 00:32:39,387 --> 00:32:40,502 Hey, Jason? 607 00:32:50,529 --> 00:32:53,592 - Wait. I thought you had a ten. - Why would you think that? 608 00:32:56,390 --> 00:32:58,090 And ten makes 18. 609 00:33:02,642 --> 00:33:05,873 Max and Casey push. Rusty wins. 610 00:33:07,827 --> 00:33:10,927 Better Luck next time to our friend, Jason, who's out. 611 00:33:14,784 --> 00:33:16,991 - Yes. - Come on, Ashleigh. 612 00:33:23,721 --> 00:33:26,253 Don't ever let me catch you in here again. 613 00:33:32,103 --> 00:33:34,339 That's pretty awesome, Cal. By the way, 614 00:33:35,758 --> 00:33:36,627 I won. 615 00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:47,442 It's too close to call. We'll play one more hand. 616 00:33:59,269 --> 00:34:02,656 One minute to midnight. It all comes down to this hand. 617 00:34:08,888 --> 00:34:11,281 OK, the deck's minus two, which means crazy low card time. 618 00:34:11,401 --> 00:34:13,414 Let's play it safe and keep our lead. 619 00:34:18,807 --> 00:34:21,301 Let's split these aces. 620 00:34:21,614 --> 00:34:23,996 - Splitting aces? - Not safe. 621 00:34:24,215 --> 00:34:25,947 Calvin has a ten. He probably has a 20. 622 00:34:26,067 --> 00:34:28,175 This will work. High risk, high reward. 623 00:34:28,295 --> 00:34:30,331 Remember splitting aces? Ten? 624 00:34:30,451 --> 00:34:31,863 Complete dweebs? Rusty? 625 00:34:33,547 --> 00:34:34,449 Hit this one. 626 00:34:38,031 --> 00:34:39,021 And this one. 627 00:34:41,911 --> 00:34:43,518 - Split them again. - Max! 628 00:34:53,168 --> 00:34:54,226 Sorry, guys. 629 00:34:54,442 --> 00:34:56,710 Nineteen, 17, 18. That's... 630 00:34:56,925 --> 00:34:58,275 Bad if Calvin has a ten. 631 00:35:05,562 --> 00:35:06,562 I gotta go. 632 00:35:10,376 --> 00:35:11,661 What just happened? 633 00:35:12,938 --> 00:35:13,938 Sorry. 634 00:35:16,051 --> 00:35:17,200 Cappy, it's your move. 635 00:35:18,261 --> 00:35:19,453 Hey, how's it go...? 636 00:35:21,691 --> 00:35:23,955 - Hit or stay? - Beat the house, win two grand. 637 00:35:26,123 --> 00:35:26,859 Cap? 638 00:35:33,086 --> 00:35:33,953 I'll stay. 639 00:35:37,256 --> 00:35:39,236 Dealer gets 20. Cappy wins. 640 00:35:41,936 --> 00:35:43,489 I just saved the Broncosaurus. 641 00:35:43,709 --> 00:35:45,882 200,000 miles and counting. 642 00:35:46,314 --> 00:35:47,390 Congratulations. 643 00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:03,380 Ready for an indecent proposal, Miss Logan? 644 00:36:04,776 --> 00:36:07,506 I think we've probably had enough of those for one night? 645 00:36:07,626 --> 00:36:09,576 Come on, let's just have sex and money. 646 00:36:12,166 --> 00:36:14,930 Why couldn't you just tell me you didn't want me to buy that car? 647 00:36:16,763 --> 00:36:19,314 'Cause I didn't want to make an issue out of it. Instead it 648 00:36:20,340 --> 00:36:22,211 looks like I made an entire newsstand. 649 00:36:23,352 --> 00:36:25,430 Let's be serious. For once. 650 00:36:25,751 --> 00:36:29,007 I'm the one who's been a downer lately so I was just trying to keep things fun. 651 00:36:29,226 --> 00:36:32,060 I'm really sorry if your male ego can't handle a girl buying 652 00:36:32,181 --> 00:36:35,173 - you something expensive. - It's not my ego, it's my pride. 653 00:36:35,598 --> 00:36:36,599 Your pride? 654 00:36:37,258 --> 00:36:40,433 It's just another reminder of how I'm beneath you. 655 00:36:40,802 --> 00:36:41,898 Beneath me? 656 00:36:43,483 --> 00:36:45,260 Are you talking about Spring Break? 657 00:36:45,806 --> 00:36:48,254 I apologized for that. I was drunk. 658 00:36:48,380 --> 00:36:50,438 As someone who's drunk a lot, 659 00:36:50,770 --> 00:36:53,513 I know when someone says stuff like that, you might not mean to say it, 660 00:36:53,633 --> 00:36:55,797 but there's usually a part of you that does mean it. 661 00:36:56,098 --> 00:36:58,492 And it wasn't the first time. Remember Parents'Weekend? 662 00:36:58,743 --> 00:37:01,332 Whenever your family comes into your life, I instantly become 663 00:37:01,452 --> 00:37:03,661 the poster boy for the Rebecca Logan 664 00:37:03,781 --> 00:37:06,540 Make a Wish Foundation. And I just... I don't want to deal with it. 665 00:37:07,431 --> 00:37:10,056 That the reason I can't even talk to you about my family 666 00:37:10,189 --> 00:37:13,775 without you consoling me by offering to drink apple juice through your nose? 667 00:37:14,267 --> 00:37:16,438 You didn't want the car because then we'd ha to get more 668 00:37:16,558 --> 00:37:18,118 serious and that freaks you out. 669 00:37:22,819 --> 00:37:24,919 And with everything happening right now... 670 00:37:25,265 --> 00:37:28,136 My parents'divorce, my father's trial, Zeta Beta... 671 00:37:28,257 --> 00:37:30,166 I need something more than just fun. 672 00:37:33,951 --> 00:37:34,745 Well... 673 00:37:37,624 --> 00:37:41,624 Then I'll be serious. I can step up and be that guy. 674 00:37:44,255 --> 00:37:45,705 I know you can, Cap. 675 00:37:47,118 --> 00:37:48,441 But just not for me. 676 00:37:52,097 --> 00:37:53,760 Deep down I think you know that. 677 00:38:02,042 --> 00:38:03,607 You're just too Cappy to say so. 678 00:38:09,998 --> 00:38:11,491 So, are we...? 679 00:38:13,205 --> 00:38:14,244 Broken up? 680 00:38:14,756 --> 00:38:15,606 Yeah. 681 00:38:16,163 --> 00:38:17,278 I guess so. 682 00:38:19,632 --> 00:38:20,632 I'm sorry. 683 00:38:22,257 --> 00:38:23,352 I'm sorry, too. 684 00:38:38,807 --> 00:38:40,546 I have to get a job, Case. 685 00:38:41,990 --> 00:38:43,162 A job! 686 00:38:43,645 --> 00:38:45,837 What did I do to deserve this? 687 00:38:46,121 --> 00:38:49,523 I think the answer is, taking up both of our closets. 688 00:38:50,307 --> 00:38:53,132 I don't even know how to look for a job. 689 00:38:53,282 --> 00:38:55,039 Where do you start? 690 00:38:55,297 --> 00:38:58,976 OK, job or no job, you can't drop your office. 691 00:38:59,098 --> 00:39:00,194 I need you. 692 00:39:00,387 --> 00:39:02,814 Laura wants to pass a bylaw instituting 693 00:39:02,934 --> 00:39:04,975 an annual hayride mixer. 694 00:39:05,385 --> 00:39:07,938 I will fight her every step of the way. 695 00:39:08,180 --> 00:39:09,465 - You will? - Yes, I will. 696 00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:12,495 If I can find a job working 25 hours a week 697 00:39:12,615 --> 00:39:14,792 at 20 dollars an hour, that's $500. 698 00:39:14,975 --> 00:39:17,708 Or I could find a job working two hours a week 699 00:39:17,894 --> 00:39:19,913 at 250 dollars an hour. 700 00:39:20,699 --> 00:39:22,530 Either way you're still my social chair? 701 00:39:22,804 --> 00:39:24,791 - Till death do us part. - Yeah! 702 00:39:27,022 --> 00:39:27,947 So... 703 00:39:29,756 --> 00:39:32,694 What do you think happened with Max? That whole 704 00:39:32,849 --> 00:39:34,607 Runaway Bride thing was so weird. 705 00:39:35,644 --> 00:39:36,872 I know, right. 706 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,503 Cal! What do you think? 707 00:39:45,397 --> 00:39:46,814 I see you made a choice. 708 00:39:47,198 --> 00:39:49,005 We all make choices. 709 00:39:49,261 --> 00:39:52,595 And we're choosing to go to Martha's Vineyard for a very long weekend. 710 00:40:00,860 --> 00:40:03,033 - Careful, Ev. - See you next week. 711 00:40:06,071 --> 00:40:06,978 Here we go. 712 00:40:19,914 --> 00:40:22,454 You are here to chew me out for losing Casino Night. 713 00:40:22,605 --> 00:40:24,285 I'm here to say 714 00:40:25,063 --> 00:40:26,254 that I was wrong. 715 00:40:27,135 --> 00:40:29,572 I've always seen you as my nerdy little brother. 716 00:40:30,447 --> 00:40:31,751 You're not little anymore. 717 00:40:32,274 --> 00:40:33,861 I see you as an adult now. 718 00:40:34,809 --> 00:40:35,773 Why now? 719 00:40:36,284 --> 00:40:38,760 Because we wouldn't have had a chance to win 720 00:40:39,121 --> 00:40:41,653 - Casino Night without you. - But we didn't win. 721 00:40:42,077 --> 00:40:42,889 True. 722 00:40:43,568 --> 00:40:45,231 But the way you carried yourself, 723 00:40:45,713 --> 00:40:48,402 catching Jason cheating, that thing with your arm, that was 724 00:40:48,652 --> 00:40:49,633 pretty cool. 725 00:40:50,732 --> 00:40:52,528 My big sis thinks I'm cool. 726 00:40:53,438 --> 00:40:55,441 I said you did something cool. 727 00:41:00,316 --> 00:41:03,642 Two hours. No, really, I'm timing you, so... 728 00:41:07,328 --> 00:41:11,047 - OK, I'll gas it up for you. - Just avoid mechanical horses. 729 00:41:35,606 --> 00:41:37,707 You bailed with barely a word last night. 730 00:41:38,710 --> 00:41:39,579 Yeah. 731 00:41:40,909 --> 00:41:42,440 You know, I thought I'd... 732 00:41:44,690 --> 00:41:46,277 That's not entirely true. 733 00:41:47,061 --> 00:41:47,845 I just... 734 00:41:49,230 --> 00:41:50,372 had to go. 735 00:41:50,931 --> 00:41:53,117 No worries. Just wanted to make sure you're OK. 736 00:41:55,073 --> 00:41:56,017 Thank you. 737 00:41:57,177 --> 00:41:57,876 I... 738 00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:02,086 Yeah. You? 739 00:42:07,333 --> 00:42:08,107 What? 740 00:42:09,743 --> 00:42:11,425 You started to say "I." 741 00:42:12,407 --> 00:42:14,165 - Did I? - Yeah. 742 00:42:15,642 --> 00:42:17,192 What were you going to say? 743 00:42:18,969 --> 00:42:19,894 I forget. 744 00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:25,910 - Did you have fun last night? - Yes. 745 00:42:27,704 --> 00:42:29,196 My first fraternity party. 746 00:42:29,749 --> 00:42:30,845 Very exciting. 747 00:42:32,986 --> 00:42:34,706 What do you normally do for fun? 748 00:42:40,886 --> 00:42:42,152 Seriously? 749 00:42:43,193 --> 00:42:44,025 Dr. Who? 750 00:42:44,358 --> 00:42:45,756 The British guy with the 751 00:42:46,540 --> 00:42:47,259 hat? 752 00:42:47,668 --> 00:42:48,858 That's neat. 753 00:42:50,322 --> 00:42:52,268 We should get you out more. 754 00:42:52,981 --> 00:42:54,365 Have you ever been to Doblers? 755 00:42:56,478 --> 00:43:00,693 Or maybe we could just fly to Vegas 756 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,024 and practice our card counting superpowers in the big time. 757 00:43:07,771 --> 00:43:08,545 Sure. 758 00:43:09,198 --> 00:43:10,559 Maybe. I don't know. 759 00:43:11,334 --> 00:43:12,579 I gotta go, though. 760 00:43:13,588 --> 00:43:14,676 Bye Cassie. 761 00:43:14,726 --> 00:43:19,276 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 56410

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