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Previously on Greek...
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Do you truly believe
Casey is over Cappie?
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- Tell the truth.
- We kissed.
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But it didn't go any further.
Evan, don't go.
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I'm wearing your letters.
I'm planning forever with you.
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- I love you.
- No, you love you!
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The Omega Chis are stripping you
of the title of Sweetheart.
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The brotherhood is not
comfortable maintaining
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such a close relationship
between us and Zeta Beta Zeta.
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Why you defend her?
She wasn't making your life any easier.
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Frannie seriously lost it last semester,
no doubt.
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- But she wasn't always like that.
- You went to the KT house
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- the night of the Greek ball?
- You're my little sis.
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What was I supposed to do?
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The way I feel about you
has nothing to do with Casey.
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If you and Casey signed a peace treaty,
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it would be so much easier
for us to have diplomatic relations.
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- U-Sag flyer?
- What?
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University students against Greeks.
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Now is the time
to politicize my position.
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I decided to move on, and so I did.
You can do it too.
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Decide to be done with Jen K.,
and you will be.
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Decide this is going to be
a great new semester, and it will be.
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I'm telling you, Baldwin's rules
for ring closure, they don't even apply.
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Dr. Albert's wrong.
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Then somebody better change Baldwin's
rules between now and the final.
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Dr. Albert is not infallible, Dale.
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If you define "infallible"
as I do in this situation
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as in "holds my future in her hands,"
then yes, she is.
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What you looking at?
Dr. Albert?
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Did she hear you say
she wasn't infallible?
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Please, Lord,
grant me invisibility...
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It's the girl
from my American lit class.
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- Just don't stare so much.
- That girl right there?
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I hate to say this,
but I liked it better
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- when you weren't on the prowl.
- That's the Moby Dick girl.
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I'm not real sure I'm comfortable
with that statement either.
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Last week, in my American lit class,
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Mr. Ellman pointed to me and he's like,
"Mr. Cartwright,"
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and I said,
"No, please call me Ishmael."
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Emma cracked up.
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I think she gets me.
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- You know how rare that is?
- No, not really.
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But what I do know is that obsessing,
particularly in the carnal realm,
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distracts the mind from important
matters, like solid-state chemistry.
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My work in solid-state chemistry
is not suffering because of Emma.
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Well, mine is.
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If you like this girl, for heaven's sake,
and mine, just ask her out.
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She laughed at my joke,
she didn't give me her phone number.
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Look how she closes her book first,
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and then takes her last sip of coffee.
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She'll meet you for coffee tonight
at the espresso farm, don't thank me.
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Let's start with exo-digs,
you take favored, I'll take unfavored.
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You wanna sit down
or you wanna just keep standing here?
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Come on.
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What's going on?
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Caroline, Laurie, and Amy have been
invited to Lambda Sig pink rose formal.
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Fantastic.
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We're finally moving out
of the social dog house.
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Under the amazing leadership
of Casey Cartwright.
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So when do we call the Omega Chis?
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To build on the momentum?
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The Lambda Sigs are
the second hottest house on campus.
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Now that they've officially taken us off
Greek death row with these invitations,
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this is the perfect time to push for
a full pardon by setting up
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a mixer with the first hottest house...
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the Omega Chis.
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- If you thought that was a good idea.
- Actually, I think it's a...
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terrible idea.
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But the Omega Chis are
a rightful social counterpart.
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Rightful social counterpart B.J.K.
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"Before Jen K."
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And the shunning Omega Chi gave us
after the article was published?
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Not to mention B.P.H.
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Before...
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- Paris Hilton?
- "Before public humiliation?"
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The back-to-school carnival.
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Am I the only one who remembers
the kissing booth debacle?
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The way the Omega Chis
publicly humiliated us?
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Why should we reward them
for treating us like that?
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No, ladies.
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ZBZs will find their way
to the top on their own merits.
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And in the meantime...
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We can celebrate,
and strengthen from within.
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How about a game night?
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We can order pizza, bake cookies...
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Great, that sounds great.
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It sounds great.
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Greeeeeeekkkkkkkkk
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7:00, 8:00.?
7:00 sounds great.
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That's fine.
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Yeah, all right.
I'll see you then.
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All right, bye.
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She wants to bring her roommate
along on our date.
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That can't be a good sign.
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If she didn't want to be alone with me,
why didn't she just break the date?
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Pity can be a pretty powerful emotion.
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Or...
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She likes you so much already,
she wants to show you off.
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All right,
maybe I should bring somebody to...
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To keep her roommate busy.
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So I can have a little
one-on-one time with Emma.
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Good idea. Maybe get
one of your frat bros to go along.
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No, I don't wanna have to explain how
this whole stupid date thing happened
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to any of the guys at the fraternity.
Especially if it's go up in flames.
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How about you go with me?
You're the one who got me into this.
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I know you haven't been able
to see me in action.
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You know, pure girls being
somewhat in short supply here at CRU.
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I'm known in certain circles
as quite the ladies' man.
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- I wouldn't wanna show you out there.
- What circles are those?
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Purity pledge circles.
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I was voted "most likely to
have the opportunity to become impure,
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"but have the supreme self-control not to"
three years running in high school.
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I just don't want to risk
our friendship over some girl.
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I'm willing to take the risk.
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All right, then.
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If that's the way you want it, roomie.
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But be forewarned.
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I have no control over this charisma.
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That sounds terrible.
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Poor thing!
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So I'll call you later.
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That was Cappie.
He's sick.
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Yeah, I'm suddenly feeling
a little nauseous myself.
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Not having a boyfriend is nothing
to get yourself upset about.
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You don't need a man
to have a fulfilling life.
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You could be the next mother Teresa
or Rosie O'Donnell.
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Caroline and Mandy have
already left for the movies yet?
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Wait, you're not going to see Cappie?
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- He's sick.
- Really?
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- I saw Mandy...
- What?
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It's just...
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When we were together, I always
took care of him when he was sick.
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But...
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He's probably not even
thinking about that right now.
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Maybe you can just send
him a nice warm e-card.
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I'm sure it'd mean a lot to him.
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Okay, I'm here.
So what's with all the secrecy?
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We needed to talk
somewhere away from the house.
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I'm worried about Casey.
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I know you've supposedly gone through
this whole personality overhaul thing,
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but I'm kind of weirded out
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when you start talking
about your concern for Casey.
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This is not about me. Didn't you notice
how everyone was looking at her
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when she nixed mixing
with the Omega Chis?
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And I know you heard
someone call her "Lizzi."
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So?
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Casey, Lizzi.
It's an understandable mistake.
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Casey is seriously being
blinded to what's good for the house
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and herself by this
Evan-shaped mental block.
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Which I know I helped to put there.
That's why I'm doing everything I can
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to get everyone back
to their rightful places.
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If you feel so strongly about this,
why don't you talk to Casey about it?
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Because she might
be kind of weirded out.
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Don't let her blow
this opportunity.
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Not wanting to have
a mixer with the Omega Chis
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couldn't possibly have anything
to do with my feelings for Evan.
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I don't have feelings for Evan.
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It doesn't matter to me if
he's arrogant, or rude, or dismissive...
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- I don't even notice.
- Yeah, I can see that.
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Did you know that Amanda gets PE credits
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for massaging the varsity boys
during swim meets?
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We should just go...
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The Omega Chis publicly humiliated
the ZBZs at the back-to-school carnival.
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Right?
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From where I was standing,
Case, it looked more like...
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Evan humiliated you.
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But I could be so wrong.
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You're right.
It was about Evan and me.
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But he is an Omega Chi and I am a ZBZ.
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Yes, you are.
And you're the best president ever.
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And there are 50 other girls
in this sorority,
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who didn't get dissed and who want
to resume relations with the Omega Chis.
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50 hot, desirable Omega Chis,
including Calvin,
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who might be waiting for an opportunity
to disagree with Evan Chambers.
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- That part would be gratifying.
- I'm social chair.
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I can extend the invitation.
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But this isn't just about the party.
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It's about normalizing relations.
I need to do it.
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I can do it.
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Wanna go fondle some swimmers first?
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You are such a good friend.
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- So how did you meet?
- Did you guys meet here?
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- You can go first.
- No, you first.
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Luck of the draw.
Housing office saw fit to put us
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two brainiacs on the engineering dorm.
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- Dale, we don't need...
- Honors floor.
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I got a 2210 on my sats.
Rusty here got about the same.
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- I got 2250.
- 780 in math.
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790.
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Dale's very proud
of his accomplishments.
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It's okay.
Tina's not easily intimidated.
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I see that.
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So how are you liking american lit?
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Honestly, I am finding Moby Dick
a little long and kinda stiff.
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I can't believe I just said that.
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I say things I don't
mean to say all the time.
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Why do you think
I don't talk in class?
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Well, I just figured you were
so far ahead of the discussion,
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you were just waiting for
the rest of the class to catch up.
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I wish.
Mostly I'm just trying to stay awake.
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Which I guess brings us back
to Moby Dick being...
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A little long and stiff.
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- Is that what I think it is?
- What, what is?
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His pledge pin?
Or his scarlet letter, if you will?
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- He's in a frat.
- We prefer "fraternity."
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I'm pledging Kappa Tau Gamma.
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The Greek system should
be banned from college campuses.
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You got a 2250 on your sats,
and you're down on the Greeks?
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Well, the Greeks aren't so bad.
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Emma, they're this totally ritualistic,
secretive society.
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I think you may be taking
it a little bit too seriously.
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You don't think it's serious
when an organization takes monies
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from general students services fees,
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but doesn't allow all students
to participate in its activities?
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Well, the same could be said for
most clubs on campus and sports teams.
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I could use some more coffee.
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- Be right back.
- I can get that for you.
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You know, I've started an organization
you may be interested in, U-Sag.
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U- sag?
What does that stand for?
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University students against Greeks.
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- That was a complete disaster.
- Are you kidding? That was great.
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That Tina's a real spitfire.
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Dale, this was supposed
to be my date with the new girl,
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and it turned into
the Greek inquisition.
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They didn't even want us
to walk them back to their dorms.
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If Tina wants to call me,
tell her it's okay.
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I'm serious.
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I just wanted to apologize
for abandoning you tonight.
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I'm not much good with confrontation.
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Your roommate likes it enough
for both of you.
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I know.
I probably shouldn't have brought her.
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I didn't really know you,
and anyway, I'm really sorry.
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See you in class?
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Maybe we can try it again?
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00:12:46,239 --> 00:12:47,489
Just you and me?
237
00:12:48,236 --> 00:12:49,944
- Friday night?
- Sure.
238
00:12:50,262 --> 00:12:51,262
Why not?
239
00:12:54,761 --> 00:12:56,611
Did you tell her to call me?
240
00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:16,192
I was looking for Dino.
241
00:13:18,687 --> 00:13:21,250
- Dino?
- The Omega Chi president?
242
00:13:21,403 --> 00:13:23,366
Yeah, I know.
I know who he is.
243
00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:27,117
He's not here right now.
What did you want to talk to him about?
244
00:13:27,236 --> 00:13:29,483
Just some Greek business.
245
00:13:31,399 --> 00:13:33,751
- If that's okay with you.
- Why wouldn't it be with me?
246
00:13:35,709 --> 00:13:39,925
Just that the OCs and the ZBZs
aren't exactly doing business anymore.
247
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:44,929
But if you want me to tell Dino
you stopped by, I'll tell him.
248
00:13:46,333 --> 00:13:48,581
You know what?
Never mind.
249
00:13:49,325 --> 00:13:51,675
I don't have to talk to him after all.
250
00:14:26,130 --> 00:14:30,282
Thought maybe you could use
a massage or maybe a sponge...
251
00:14:34,392 --> 00:14:36,682
- I thought you had a cold.
- I do.
252
00:14:36,802 --> 00:14:39,263
- I also have pink eye.
- Bummer.
253
00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:41,162
Well, there's some tea.
254
00:14:41,607 --> 00:14:43,348
- I've gotta go.
- Wait.
255
00:14:45,110 --> 00:14:46,658
What's under the white coat, doc?
256
00:14:47,340 --> 00:14:50,291
It's... nothing that
should be seen through...
257
00:14:51,055 --> 00:14:52,055
Crust.
258
00:14:52,373 --> 00:14:53,873
Is it really that bad?
259
00:14:55,619 --> 00:14:56,867
Okay, hold on.
260
00:15:03,877 --> 00:15:06,158
Here we go.
261
00:15:09,229 --> 00:15:10,998
- Better?
- A little.
262
00:15:13,367 --> 00:15:16,244
- What?
- I didn't think that you'd come.
263
00:15:16,245 --> 00:15:17,245
Why not?
264
00:15:17,451 --> 00:15:19,691
Casey took care
of you when you were sick, right?
265
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:22,394
Well, yeah, but, I mean, you're not...
266
00:15:26,594 --> 00:15:27,490
Tea!
267
00:15:28,008 --> 00:15:29,242
What is this, Earl Grey?
268
00:15:30,615 --> 00:15:31,865
It's chamomile.
269
00:15:32,524 --> 00:15:34,372
Is there anything else I can do for you?
270
00:15:37,298 --> 00:15:38,862
I don't wanna impose.
271
00:15:42,601 --> 00:15:44,584
Let's see.
Would you mind...
272
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:46,962
Heating that up?
273
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:50,251
Yeah, it's just a little cold.
Thanks.
274
00:15:50,587 --> 00:15:54,686
And maybe some Chicken noodle soup
in a cup, in, like, the mug, you know?
275
00:15:55,051 --> 00:15:57,795
It's always better
when it's in a mug for when you're sick.
276
00:15:57,796 --> 00:15:59,981
With some of the little
oyster crackers on top.
277
00:16:04,079 --> 00:16:05,225
I'm sorry.
278
00:16:06,146 --> 00:16:08,402
It's probably a good
thing you wore the coat.
279
00:16:18,213 --> 00:16:20,624
So the social committee
is planning a game night,
280
00:16:20,744 --> 00:16:22,762
and I'm taking a poll on board games.
281
00:16:22,942 --> 00:16:24,360
More like boring games.
282
00:16:24,491 --> 00:16:27,255
What we should be planning
is a great party with the Omega Chis.
283
00:16:27,401 --> 00:16:28,598
I couldn't agree more.
284
00:16:28,729 --> 00:16:31,367
Which is why I went to the Omega Chi
house just now
285
00:16:31,487 --> 00:16:33,433
to discuss the possibility
of mixing with us.
286
00:16:33,553 --> 00:16:35,566
My God, that's fantastic.
287
00:16:35,735 --> 00:16:36,974
But they said no.
288
00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:38,705
Really?
289
00:16:39,118 --> 00:16:40,429
Did you talk to Dino?
290
00:16:40,677 --> 00:16:43,577
We're still poison
as far as they're concerned.
291
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,466
But who cares, right?
292
00:16:45,845 --> 00:16:48,990
We don't need the Omega Chis
to be the best sority at CRU.
293
00:16:49,193 --> 00:16:50,604
We are the ZBZs.
294
00:16:50,753 --> 00:16:52,423
We have the Lambda Sigs.
295
00:16:52,704 --> 00:16:53,977
We have game night.
296
00:16:54,831 --> 00:16:56,509
Now I'm gonna go change my clothes.
297
00:16:56,621 --> 00:16:59,370
And then let's scatter some gories.
298
00:17:05,878 --> 00:17:07,376
She did what she could.
299
00:17:07,747 --> 00:17:08,631
I guess.
300
00:17:14,298 --> 00:17:16,694
CD, cD jacket.
301
00:17:17,999 --> 00:17:18,991
Think I'm set.
302
00:17:19,192 --> 00:17:21,042
Were you able to include
any "Darwin lied"?
303
00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:22,461
I tried, Dale, but
304
00:17:22,635 --> 00:17:25,993
damnation seems like a little bit
of a romance killer.
305
00:17:26,007 --> 00:17:27,653
You know what Emma's gonna like, anyway?
306
00:17:27,710 --> 00:17:31,527
I don't, which is why I emailed
her a detailed questionnaire
307
00:17:31,585 --> 00:17:34,216
with multiple options
in each musical category.
308
00:17:34,525 --> 00:17:37,231
She hasn't sent it back, though,
so I thought I'd give her some choices
309
00:17:37,362 --> 00:17:39,377
that she can cross-reference
while deciding.
310
00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:41,413
Man, that's my third
email from Tina today.
311
00:17:41,549 --> 00:17:43,515
She's really chompin'at the U-Sag bit.
312
00:17:43,653 --> 00:17:45,272
I think she's gonna come
by our meeting tomorrow.
313
00:17:45,358 --> 00:17:46,700
I don't get the attraction.
314
00:17:46,850 --> 00:17:49,749
Tina's one of the most
abrasive people I've ever met.
315
00:17:49,899 --> 00:17:52,244
I'm just not intimidated
by strong women.
316
00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:54,467
And U-Sag is a big tent organization.
317
00:17:59,215 --> 00:18:01,210
- Over here.
- Let me just go grab some coffee.
318
00:18:01,211 --> 00:18:02,467
No! Sit.
319
00:18:03,127 --> 00:18:04,315
Or... not.
320
00:18:04,464 --> 00:18:06,317
Why don't we have mixers anymore?
321
00:18:07,197 --> 00:18:08,524
"We" meaning "you and I"?
322
00:18:08,881 --> 00:18:10,576
"We" meaning ZBZ and Omega Chi.
323
00:18:10,707 --> 00:18:13,148
You guys totally shut down
the idea of having a mixer with us?
324
00:18:13,212 --> 00:18:14,330
What's up with that?
325
00:18:14,410 --> 00:18:16,827
I still have no idea
what you're talking about.
326
00:18:17,395 --> 00:18:20,381
Casey said that she got a
seriously strong negative reaction
327
00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:22,764
from Dino when she invited
you guys to mix with us.
328
00:18:22,847 --> 00:18:23,652
Really?
329
00:18:23,780 --> 00:18:24,659
That's weird.
330
00:18:24,716 --> 00:18:26,775
When it comes to getting
back together with the ZBZs,
331
00:18:26,811 --> 00:18:29,697
my sense is most of the guys
are fine with it, including Dino.
332
00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:32,312
I need you to do something for me.
333
00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:34,044
- Okay, let me just grab...
- No.
334
00:18:34,233 --> 00:18:35,712
So this is what I need you to do.
335
00:19:34,411 --> 00:19:35,590
"Indelible."
336
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:37,312
Crap.
337
00:19:38,225 --> 00:19:39,511
See you at dinner, Tina.
338
00:19:47,799 --> 00:19:49,489
What are you doing with our white board?
339
00:19:49,540 --> 00:19:53,172
I just came by to drop off
a CD for Emma, and
340
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,111
it just fell off.
341
00:19:55,639 --> 00:19:58,774
And I thought I would just
take it back to my dorm room,
342
00:19:58,886 --> 00:20:01,451
slap some adhesive on it,
and bring it back.
343
00:20:01,595 --> 00:20:02,366
It fell?
344
00:20:02,916 --> 00:20:03,702
Crazy?
345
00:20:04,340 --> 00:20:07,523
Good thing I was here.
And I have adhesive in my room, so...
346
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:08,773
I'm gonna go.
347
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,783
I can't speak for Emma, but
348
00:20:10,903 --> 00:20:14,354
I really don't appreciate
being part of these little frat pranks.
349
00:20:14,482 --> 00:20:16,524
- Give me back my white board.
- This has nothing to
350
00:20:16,562 --> 00:20:19,118
- do with the fraternity.
- Then give it back.
351
00:20:26,382 --> 00:20:29,312
Don't you think it would
have been simpler to just erase it?
352
00:20:29,368 --> 00:20:30,551
Yes, but...
353
00:20:31,402 --> 00:20:33,970
Okay, I used their marker,
and it's indelible.
354
00:20:34,604 --> 00:20:35,409
Who knew?
355
00:20:35,446 --> 00:20:38,258
Yeah, they're in the middle of
this feud with these guys down the hall.
356
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:41,596
Hey, if you could find one
with a corkboard, that'd be great.
357
00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:46,959
Hey, can you just
give this to Emma for me?
358
00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:49,583
Any message?
359
00:20:49,830 --> 00:20:50,830
Something...
360
00:20:51,266 --> 00:20:52,674
Short and limp?
361
00:20:53,202 --> 00:20:54,598
Just say it's from Rusty.
362
00:20:55,789 --> 00:20:56,781
Here.
363
00:20:59,563 --> 00:21:00,499
All right.
364
00:21:02,940 --> 00:21:06,247
Look, we all know the ZBZs have been
looked down upon ever since the article.
365
00:21:06,441 --> 00:21:07,470
But it's old news.
366
00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:09,485
I think it's time we
gave them a second chance.
367
00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:11,849
They're the same girls that we partied
with last semester, and
368
00:21:11,886 --> 00:21:13,852
they're awesome.
I just don't think we should keep
369
00:21:13,867 --> 00:21:16,319
punishing them for something that
could have happened to any of us.
370
00:21:18,424 --> 00:21:20,015
I think my little brother is
371
00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:23,362
well-intentioned, but,
in this particular case, missguided.
372
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:25,039
I mean, come on, guys.
373
00:21:25,245 --> 00:21:29,329
The events of the past few months
have just shown us who they really are.
374
00:21:29,462 --> 00:21:30,679
I mean, they're a house...
375
00:21:31,025 --> 00:21:31,680
That...
376
00:21:31,804 --> 00:21:34,984
Always puts their own interests first,
and ultimately can't be trusted.
377
00:21:35,224 --> 00:21:38,182
I mean, no matter how much
we might wanna trust them.
378
00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:39,693
Do you really believe that?
379
00:21:39,813 --> 00:21:41,599
Look, if this is about having a mixer,
380
00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:43,559
the Tri Pis are always available.
381
00:21:43,676 --> 00:21:44,937
A little too available.
382
00:21:45,784 --> 00:21:47,338
Why don't we put it to a vote?
383
00:21:47,354 --> 00:21:50,611
All those in favor
of continuing to shut out the ZBZs?
384
00:21:53,945 --> 00:21:55,418
All those opposed.
385
00:21:56,659 --> 00:21:57,969
ZBZs have it.
386
00:22:10,779 --> 00:22:13,324
What, did they just announce a new
season of "America's Next Top Model"?
387
00:22:13,368 --> 00:22:14,154
Better!
388
00:22:14,295 --> 00:22:16,579
Kyle, the Omega Chi social chair,
389
00:22:16,654 --> 00:22:19,968
just came by to invite the Zeta betas
to mix with them this weekend.
390
00:22:21,293 --> 00:22:22,778
Wow, that's...
391
00:22:22,918 --> 00:22:24,978
That's so not what they said before.
392
00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:26,580
But great.
393
00:22:26,653 --> 00:22:29,104
We're gonna have to scramble
a little to get the registration forms
394
00:22:29,119 --> 00:22:31,628
and keg application into
the dean's office in time.
395
00:22:31,761 --> 00:22:33,888
But where there's a will, there's a way
396
00:22:34,006 --> 00:22:36,942
to get through with the new party
restrictions. Right?
397
00:22:37,141 --> 00:22:38,062
Right.
398
00:22:39,995 --> 00:22:42,728
We're back on with the Omega Chis.
399
00:22:43,215 --> 00:22:44,928
I wonder how all of this happened.
400
00:22:45,078 --> 00:22:49,485
Did you ever actually
talk to Dino about a mixer?
401
00:22:50,173 --> 00:22:51,860
Why would you even ask me that?
402
00:22:51,975 --> 00:22:53,361
'cause I talked to Calvin.
403
00:22:53,587 --> 00:22:57,088
And from what he was hearing at
the house, it didn't sound like you had.
404
00:22:58,549 --> 00:22:59,635
Let's go see that...
405
00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:02,878
- That was really fun.
- Right?
406
00:23:06,579 --> 00:23:08,186
I really meant to.
407
00:23:08,327 --> 00:23:09,435
I wanted to.
408
00:23:09,677 --> 00:23:10,948
I went over there,
409
00:23:11,101 --> 00:23:14,358
and Evan answered the door,
and he was all cold and judgey.
410
00:23:15,580 --> 00:23:17,180
I knew what I should say,
411
00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:18,862
but I couldn't talk.
412
00:23:19,197 --> 00:23:22,716
I couldn't give him the satisfaction
of knowing I wanted anything from him.
413
00:23:25,067 --> 00:23:26,134
It's one night.
414
00:23:26,452 --> 00:23:29,391
One night that'll make
two houses very happy.
415
00:23:29,655 --> 00:23:31,921
And all you have to do
is sign our half of the registration
416
00:23:31,978 --> 00:23:34,511
forms and get through
a few hours with Evan.
417
00:23:34,639 --> 00:23:36,249
And I have a plan for that.
418
00:23:38,790 --> 00:23:39,932
Hey, guys.
419
00:23:40,213 --> 00:23:43,209
Emma loved the CD.
I just got a text from her. "T-h-x"
420
00:23:43,515 --> 00:23:44,884
with an exclamation point.
421
00:23:45,105 --> 00:23:46,535
- A bake sale?
- Car washes?
422
00:23:46,594 --> 00:23:47,643
Just keep reading.
423
00:23:47,665 --> 00:23:49,837
So I guess she wasn't phased
by the white board incident.
424
00:23:49,882 --> 00:23:51,653
I told you, Dale, she gets me.
425
00:23:51,776 --> 00:23:54,345
I just want to give her a couple
more song choices before class.
426
00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:56,605
- This is truly ambitious.
- What are you guys doing?
427
00:23:56,725 --> 00:23:58,939
We're meeting with Tina later
that afternoon about U-Sag.
428
00:23:58,972 --> 00:24:02,098
I just want the guys here to be
up to speed on all our suggestions.
429
00:24:02,539 --> 00:24:04,217
That's a lot of suggestions.
430
00:24:04,337 --> 00:24:05,441
Tina's a real dynamo.
431
00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:08,719
And I feel like, you know, it's my job
now to harness all her energy.
432
00:24:09,568 --> 00:24:10,587
That sounds dirty.
433
00:24:10,723 --> 00:24:13,269
You think everything sounds dirty.
Guys, could we focus?
434
00:24:14,043 --> 00:24:15,485
Dale?
You ready?
435
00:24:15,616 --> 00:24:16,589
Come in.
436
00:24:17,870 --> 00:24:20,406
Let me introduce
you to Sanjay and Ted.
437
00:24:20,526 --> 00:24:21,371
- Hi.
- Hi.
438
00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:22,672
Sanjay, Ted.
439
00:24:22,959 --> 00:24:23,729
Ishmael.
440
00:24:23,849 --> 00:24:25,174
So are you guys ready to go?
441
00:24:25,336 --> 00:24:26,858
I had a bunch of posters made up.
442
00:24:26,982 --> 00:24:29,002
Posters? But,
I mean, we haven't really went over...
443
00:24:29,122 --> 00:24:30,725
We gotta grow this thing.
444
00:24:30,874 --> 00:24:34,439
I've got a hammer, and the rest
of you guys could just use your shoes.
445
00:24:36,222 --> 00:24:37,757
Come on, guys, let's go!
446
00:24:37,997 --> 00:24:38,956
Hurry up!
447
00:24:42,266 --> 00:24:43,772
Nice harnessing.
448
00:24:46,331 --> 00:24:47,608
Got extra shoes?
449
00:24:59,319 --> 00:25:02,875
Anybody know where the charger to
Cappie's little video game machine is?
450
00:25:02,995 --> 00:25:03,654
Nope.
451
00:25:17,543 --> 00:25:19,958
I don't suppose you
have any saltine crackers.
452
00:25:20,854 --> 00:25:21,944
Anybody?
453
00:25:24,202 --> 00:25:25,540
How 'bout some peanuts?
454
00:25:25,896 --> 00:25:27,832
- They're warm.
- Works for me!
455
00:25:36,380 --> 00:25:37,226
Okay.
456
00:25:39,559 --> 00:25:41,581
I will pay anyone $200
457
00:25:41,712 --> 00:25:44,334
to take this tray up to Cappie's room
and watch Reba with him.
458
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,252
We're on season five!
459
00:25:47,924 --> 00:25:50,057
No one goes into Cappie's
room when he's sick.
460
00:25:50,254 --> 00:25:52,261
It's like going into
the Bermuda Triangle.
461
00:25:52,604 --> 00:25:53,449
With germs.
462
00:25:53,496 --> 00:25:55,271
The only one brave
enough to do that was...
463
00:25:55,312 --> 00:25:55,996
Casey.
464
00:25:56,571 --> 00:25:57,351
I know.
465
00:25:57,490 --> 00:25:59,518
I hear she never left his side.
466
00:25:59,794 --> 00:26:00,541
Yeah,
467
00:26:00,973 --> 00:26:02,564
she was a real angel of mercy.
468
00:26:20,122 --> 00:26:21,505
- Hey...
- Hey!
469
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,539
I also brought you
470
00:26:25,693 --> 00:26:27,839
a set
of push pins.
471
00:26:27,959 --> 00:26:31,011
Because, look,
it's got a corkboard on it.
472
00:26:31,303 --> 00:26:34,541
And a new set of dry erase pens.
473
00:26:34,662 --> 00:26:36,498
'cause you don't want
any more accidents.
474
00:26:36,618 --> 00:26:38,493
No, that's for sure.
Thanks.
475
00:26:38,626 --> 00:26:41,172
And I got you a cup of coffee.
476
00:26:41,347 --> 00:26:42,274
Careful.
477
00:26:42,770 --> 00:26:45,766
And a full selection of additives.
478
00:26:48,077 --> 00:26:50,443
Last, but not least, here is
479
00:26:50,590 --> 00:26:51,838
a few more song samples,
480
00:26:51,958 --> 00:26:54,657
an updated hard copy
of the cd questionnaire.
481
00:26:54,778 --> 00:26:56,511
I figured, since you hadn't responded,
482
00:26:56,631 --> 00:26:58,679
you were having trouble downloading
the attachment.
483
00:27:01,051 --> 00:27:03,822
This is amazing.
484
00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:06,008
The only bad thing is now
485
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:08,573
I feel like a real jerk for having
to postpone our date tonight.
486
00:27:09,564 --> 00:27:13,325
I have a paper due
on Monday for my philosophy class.
487
00:27:13,456 --> 00:27:14,557
And I...
488
00:27:14,677 --> 00:27:16,694
Thought I'd be a lot
further along than I am.
489
00:27:16,817 --> 00:27:19,251
So now I have to work on it all weekend.
490
00:27:19,516 --> 00:27:22,025
- I'm really sorry.
- That's okay.
491
00:27:22,726 --> 00:27:26,487
When you're dating a student, you have
to expect these kinds of things, right?
492
00:27:26,655 --> 00:27:27,404
Right.
493
00:27:30,430 --> 00:27:32,727
There, now you only have
to come in contact with Evan once.
494
00:27:32,847 --> 00:27:34,724
When you check his ID.
And stamp his hand.
495
00:27:34,844 --> 00:27:35,811
Or his face.
496
00:27:36,622 --> 00:27:37,893
Like you wouldn't love to.
497
00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:42,090
Nice to see the Greek
world back on its axis.
498
00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:45,792
How's Cappie?
499
00:27:45,912 --> 00:27:46,840
Contagious?
500
00:27:47,012 --> 00:27:47,895
Probably.
501
00:27:48,015 --> 00:27:48,842
Whatever.
502
00:27:53,342 --> 00:27:54,690
Enjoy your soda.
503
00:27:55,366 --> 00:27:56,452
Thanks, Casey.
504
00:27:59,147 --> 00:28:00,850
This might not be so bad after all.
505
00:28:02,592 --> 00:28:04,253
There's Calvin. Are you okay here?
506
00:28:04,293 --> 00:28:05,394
Sure, I'm fine.
507
00:28:05,473 --> 00:28:06,810
- Have fun.
- Thanks.
508
00:28:12,531 --> 00:28:15,073
Let me just stamp
your hand and then
509
00:28:15,451 --> 00:28:16,865
you can go get started.
510
00:28:17,062 --> 00:28:18,632
You're ZBZ party patrol?
511
00:28:19,616 --> 00:28:21,132
Your guy hasn't shown up yet.
512
00:28:24,143 --> 00:28:25,666
Actually, he has.
513
00:28:26,948 --> 00:28:27,948
It's me.
514
00:28:38,333 --> 00:28:39,363
Oh, my God.
515
00:28:39,569 --> 00:28:41,253
Is this a reunion of...
516
00:28:41,629 --> 00:28:43,464
More than just our houses?
517
00:28:45,860 --> 00:28:48,395
Or just an incredibly
awkward coincidence?
518
00:28:48,518 --> 00:28:50,390
You're holding up the line, Frannie.
519
00:28:53,234 --> 00:28:55,143
Do you think people can really change?
520
00:28:55,357 --> 00:28:57,502
Right now, I'm more concerned
about having something
521
00:28:57,622 --> 00:29:00,423
that combustible so close
to the alcohol.
522
00:29:01,285 --> 00:29:02,863
I think they're gonna be okay.
523
00:29:03,218 --> 00:29:04,420
Let's go mingle.
524
00:29:11,209 --> 00:29:13,905
If you stamp that hard,
it makes the ink wet.
525
00:29:14,133 --> 00:29:16,770
If the ink stays wet,
it's easier for them to transfer stamps.
526
00:29:16,890 --> 00:29:19,187
If you guys had invested
in wristbands instead of stamps,
527
00:29:19,307 --> 00:29:20,934
we wouldn't have to worry about it.
528
00:29:22,913 --> 00:29:24,036
Have fun.
529
00:29:24,271 --> 00:29:25,469
You didn't check her ID.
530
00:29:25,557 --> 00:29:27,350
She's over 21.
I've known her for two years.
531
00:29:27,409 --> 00:29:29,670
It doesn't matter.
You still have to check her ID.
532
00:29:30,335 --> 00:29:34,194
Right. I guess knowing someone for two
years doesn't mean that much in the end.
533
00:29:37,714 --> 00:29:39,124
I'm over 21, Casey.
534
00:29:39,341 --> 00:29:42,262
Beer is high in carbs and it makes
you bloat. I'm doing you a favor.
535
00:29:43,235 --> 00:29:45,162
I guess you always gotta
make me be the bad guy.
536
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,903
So you can play the victim again.
537
00:29:47,423 --> 00:29:48,659
Man up, Condon.
538
00:29:48,779 --> 00:29:51,341
Whatever role I play,
I have to be a mime,
539
00:29:51,461 --> 00:29:54,080
since you never stop accusing
long enough to let me get a word in.
540
00:29:54,136 --> 00:29:55,709
You mean you think you have some...
541
00:29:55,747 --> 00:29:59,353
Some reasonable explanation for kissing
Cappie after I lavaliered you?
542
00:29:59,503 --> 00:30:00,895
How about that I'm human?
543
00:30:01,019 --> 00:30:02,345
That I make mistakes?
544
00:30:02,465 --> 00:30:04,884
Like you did
when you rush-humped Rebecca.
545
00:30:05,034 --> 00:30:07,559
Will you ever quit playing that card?
546
00:30:07,778 --> 00:30:09,632
I was never in love with Rebecca.
547
00:30:11,141 --> 00:30:13,401
You... move!
Move! Just move!
548
00:30:15,093 --> 00:30:17,221
So?
Can I get re-stamped?
549
00:30:17,369 --> 00:30:19,667
Listen, it wasn't
the same level of betrayal, okay?
550
00:30:19,725 --> 00:30:21,518
You obviously still
had feelings for Cappie.
551
00:30:21,638 --> 00:30:23,934
And I still have feelings
for Cappie, Evan.
552
00:30:24,084 --> 00:30:26,079
Just like I still have feelings for you.
553
00:30:26,846 --> 00:30:28,138
Maybe I always will.
554
00:30:28,412 --> 00:30:29,987
Unlike the super-human Evan Chambers,
555
00:30:30,016 --> 00:30:32,368
I don't seem to have control
over how I feel about people.
556
00:30:32,488 --> 00:30:33,744
Most of the time however,
557
00:30:33,754 --> 00:30:36,075
I do have control over what
I do about those feelings.
558
00:30:36,214 --> 00:30:38,273
And what I did was choose you.
559
00:30:38,955 --> 00:30:41,089
I thought that
was the most important thing.
560
00:30:41,627 --> 00:30:43,395
Clearly, in your world, it isn't.
561
00:30:43,922 --> 00:30:46,719
And then you dumped me
without trying to talk,
562
00:30:47,325 --> 00:30:49,852
without giving me the second chance
I gave you.
563
00:30:59,218 --> 00:31:00,585
O'Toole. Perfect.
564
00:31:01,922 --> 00:31:04,156
You're gonna have to do this, man,
you're it.
565
00:31:04,276 --> 00:31:05,459
I need a drink.
566
00:31:11,891 --> 00:31:13,243
Dr. Logan.
567
00:31:14,241 --> 00:31:15,200
You're...
568
00:31:17,822 --> 00:31:19,862
A scary scandinavian woman.
569
00:31:20,170 --> 00:31:22,846
It's nurse Von Lembke.
But you can call me Helga.
570
00:31:24,246 --> 00:31:25,646
Why would I wanna do that?
571
00:31:25,777 --> 00:31:28,848
Rebecca Logan sent me.
She said it's time for you to get well.
572
00:31:29,893 --> 00:31:32,262
Shall we start with
the nasal irrigation?
573
00:31:40,370 --> 00:31:44,097
Emma must be really working hard.
She's not even answering her phone.
574
00:31:44,362 --> 00:31:46,402
I just hope she got that
care package I sent her.
575
00:31:46,533 --> 00:31:48,440
Could you keep your voice down, please?
576
00:31:48,774 --> 00:31:49,392
Why?
577
00:31:49,439 --> 00:31:52,304
'cause Tina said she was coming over,
and I do not want to talk to her.
578
00:31:52,412 --> 00:31:53,779
And put your phone on vibrate.
579
00:31:53,839 --> 00:31:57,561
Whatever happened to "Not being
intimidated by strong women"
580
00:31:57,712 --> 00:31:59,524
"Harnessing that dynamo"?
581
00:31:59,655 --> 00:32:01,330
She's trying to take over U-Sag.
582
00:32:01,450 --> 00:32:03,579
She emails me at least
a dozen times a day.
583
00:32:03,710 --> 00:32:06,533
She put her email on all the flyers.
Now she's even got
584
00:32:06,671 --> 00:32:08,168
Ted and Sanjay including a prayer
585
00:32:08,232 --> 00:32:11,047
for a greater U-Sag profile
on campus in their daily intercessions.
586
00:32:11,271 --> 00:32:13,266
Well, dale,
you just can't hide out here.
587
00:32:13,386 --> 00:32:15,464
You're eventually going
to have to talk to her.
588
00:32:15,656 --> 00:32:16,632
No, I won't.
589
00:32:16,770 --> 00:32:18,671
Are you just gonna will her away?
590
00:32:18,821 --> 00:32:20,909
I believe in science
and creationism.
591
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,743
My mind is a powerful instrument.
592
00:32:23,882 --> 00:32:24,744
Hello?
593
00:32:26,294 --> 00:32:27,930
It's Tina.
Anybody in there?
594
00:32:28,325 --> 00:32:29,636
Don't say anything.
595
00:32:29,963 --> 00:32:31,274
Is that you, Dale?
596
00:32:31,488 --> 00:32:33,828
I'm actually here to see Rusty.
597
00:32:33,948 --> 00:32:35,689
It's a ruse.
Don't fall for it.
598
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,787
- Do not let her in.
- Don't be ridiculous, Dale.
599
00:32:41,067 --> 00:32:42,527
What's going on in there?
600
00:32:44,590 --> 00:32:47,170
What's going on in there is that
601
00:32:47,492 --> 00:32:49,982
Dale wants U-Sag back.
602
00:32:50,333 --> 00:32:52,183
- What are you talking about?
- You...
603
00:32:52,343 --> 00:32:54,379
overstepping your boundaries.
604
00:32:54,534 --> 00:32:57,117
As much as I disagree
with U-Sag,
605
00:32:57,420 --> 00:32:58,822
it's important to Dale.
606
00:32:59,018 --> 00:33:00,216
It's his brainchild.
607
00:33:00,417 --> 00:33:03,906
You took a simple invitation to join,
and you ran wild with it.
608
00:33:04,087 --> 00:33:06,901
I thought that the goal
was to get rid of the Greek system.
609
00:33:07,021 --> 00:33:09,668
It is, unfortunately. But...
610
00:33:10,202 --> 00:33:11,575
Dale wants to do it his way.
611
00:33:11,839 --> 00:33:15,602
And you had no right to come
in and pull the rug out from under him.
612
00:33:15,803 --> 00:33:17,132
The guy's freaked out.
613
00:33:17,483 --> 00:33:19,149
So you just need to back off.
614
00:33:19,990 --> 00:33:23,400
Yeah, well, I didn't come
here to talk about U-Sag anyway.
615
00:33:23,532 --> 00:33:25,840
I came here to give you this.
It's from Emma.
616
00:33:26,502 --> 00:33:27,854
Your care package.
617
00:33:27,985 --> 00:33:30,936
I mean, between the cd and
the white board and the coffee
618
00:33:31,067 --> 00:33:33,126
and the questionnaire, and now this...
619
00:33:33,598 --> 00:33:35,077
I mean, you're scaring her.
620
00:33:35,204 --> 00:33:36,833
She wants you to back off.
621
00:34:01,529 --> 00:34:02,528
Frannie...
622
00:34:03,045 --> 00:34:04,205
What do you want?
623
00:34:08,759 --> 00:34:09,807
To apologize.
624
00:34:10,596 --> 00:34:13,593
For screwing things up with you
and Casey last semester.
625
00:34:16,932 --> 00:34:19,596
I don't even wanna think about me
and Casey anymore.
626
00:34:21,792 --> 00:34:22,953
Or maybe I can help.
627
00:34:30,647 --> 00:34:31,364
My...
628
00:34:34,693 --> 00:34:36,621
Not exactly what I had in mind.
629
00:34:37,392 --> 00:34:39,676
- Really?
- Look, Evan...
630
00:34:40,846 --> 00:34:43,295
You're a gorgeous guy, with
631
00:34:43,919 --> 00:34:46,334
many, many fine attributes.
632
00:34:47,367 --> 00:34:48,394
You're also...
633
00:34:48,734 --> 00:34:49,554
Clearly
634
00:34:49,765 --> 00:34:51,635
Still working out some issues.
635
00:34:52,851 --> 00:34:55,744
I'm not interested in being
anyone's warm body.
636
00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:57,960
I got it.
637
00:35:47,981 --> 00:35:49,988
Evan. I need my shoes.
Where are my shoes?
638
00:35:50,108 --> 00:35:52,348
- Right there.
- Yes, okay.
639
00:35:52,468 --> 00:35:54,145
You look like crap.
Where are you going?
640
00:35:57,192 --> 00:35:59,795
I'm gonna go tell Casey I'm an idiot,
and I want her back.
641
00:36:01,139 --> 00:36:02,417
Good luck with that.
642
00:36:04,852 --> 00:36:05,826
Casey.
643
00:36:06,648 --> 00:36:09,105
- You look amazing.
- I feel pretty amazing.
644
00:36:10,374 --> 00:36:11,610
I'm done, Evan.
645
00:36:11,941 --> 00:36:13,101
Done with what?
646
00:36:13,310 --> 00:36:14,275
With all this.
647
00:36:14,395 --> 00:36:16,061
I'm finished being angry with you.
648
00:36:16,701 --> 00:36:19,842
I woke up this morning
and I finally realized no matter
649
00:36:19,973 --> 00:36:22,720
what I say or do,
I can't change the past.
650
00:36:22,933 --> 00:36:24,273
Or how you feel about it.
651
00:36:25,052 --> 00:36:26,502
And I'm done trying.
652
00:36:28,366 --> 00:36:29,863
I'm finally ready to move on.
653
00:36:33,313 --> 00:36:34,324
Move on...
654
00:36:36,410 --> 00:36:37,331
From us?
655
00:36:45,335 --> 00:36:47,545
And what if I was
less of a jealous idiot?
656
00:36:49,820 --> 00:36:52,067
Then I'd think maybe
we could be friends...
657
00:36:52,387 --> 00:36:53,913
If you think you can do that.
658
00:36:55,354 --> 00:36:56,215
Friends?
659
00:36:57,500 --> 00:36:58,814
Think about it.
660
00:37:05,245 --> 00:37:06,762
See ya around campus...
661
00:37:06,959 --> 00:37:08,157
Evan Chambers.
662
00:37:23,674 --> 00:37:24,965
Hey, you're up early.
663
00:37:25,907 --> 00:37:27,393
I've got coffee, thanks.
664
00:37:28,142 --> 00:37:29,433
This one's mine.
665
00:37:30,012 --> 00:37:31,134
Look, Emma...
666
00:37:31,693 --> 00:37:33,568
I just want to apologize
667
00:37:33,887 --> 00:37:35,524
for coming on so strong.
668
00:37:35,673 --> 00:37:37,933
I never meant to scare you
669
00:37:38,053 --> 00:37:40,445
or seem like a crazy person.
670
00:37:41,231 --> 00:37:42,241
That's okay.
671
00:37:42,366 --> 00:37:44,220
Yeah, I guess I'm just...
672
00:37:46,090 --> 00:37:47,919
Overly enthusiastic.
673
00:37:48,381 --> 00:37:49,595
I really liked you.
674
00:37:49,820 --> 00:37:53,733
And I really liked being in a
relationship when I was in one before.
675
00:37:54,137 --> 00:37:55,312
And I guess when it...
676
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:59,641
Seemed like I might have a shot
at a new one, I kind of jumped the gun.
677
00:38:01,650 --> 00:38:04,325
I'm sorry for
the firearms metaphors.
678
00:38:04,569 --> 00:38:05,880
Don't worry about it.
679
00:38:07,204 --> 00:38:09,230
Yeah, I don't know.
680
00:38:10,368 --> 00:38:12,382
It's probably obvious that...
681
00:38:12,947 --> 00:38:15,753
I don't have a lot of experience
in the romance department.
682
00:38:16,946 --> 00:38:18,145
But I'm a fast learner.
683
00:38:18,544 --> 00:38:21,723
And maybe if I totally put
the brakes on,
684
00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:23,936
we can try again.
685
00:38:29,896 --> 00:38:31,637
But I'll see you in class, okay?
686
00:38:42,211 --> 00:38:43,525
We need to talk.
687
00:38:44,895 --> 00:38:45,895
About what?
688
00:38:47,015 --> 00:38:49,177
Do you still wanna
move back into the house?
689
00:38:52,133 --> 00:38:53,133
Then do it.
690
00:38:53,441 --> 00:38:55,378
You're officially off probation.
691
00:38:56,188 --> 00:38:57,517
We're moving forward.
692
00:39:07,749 --> 00:39:08,816
Good morning.
693
00:39:11,289 --> 00:39:12,484
What did you do to him?
694
00:39:12,786 --> 00:39:14,233
You know the rules, Ms. Logan.
695
00:39:14,353 --> 00:39:15,938
What happens in Cappie's room
696
00:39:16,129 --> 00:39:17,757
stays in Cappie's room.
697
00:39:25,373 --> 00:39:27,076
Still contagious, right?
698
00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:31,698
No, I was just wearing this because,
apparently,
699
00:39:31,986 --> 00:39:33,447
Helga likes pirates.
700
00:39:34,321 --> 00:39:35,706
- You two...
- Did not.
701
00:39:38,142 --> 00:39:40,538
I am currently a one-woman man.
702
00:39:43,365 --> 00:39:44,604
Look, Cappie...
703
00:39:45,424 --> 00:39:48,774
I am not now,
nor will I ever be Casey Cartwright...
704
00:39:48,930 --> 00:39:52,241
- Perfect girlfriend, angel of mercy.
- Well, thank God.
705
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:57,927
You really are a colossal pain in the
ass when you're sick, you know that?
706
00:39:58,341 --> 00:39:59,972
I don't know how she stood you.
707
00:40:00,517 --> 00:40:03,269
Well,
she is an angel.
708
00:40:04,255 --> 00:40:07,493
And
she discovered my achilles heel.
709
00:40:08,134 --> 00:40:09,164
Cough syrup.
710
00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:11,809
Knocks me on my butt.
She'd give me a dose,
711
00:40:11,930 --> 00:40:14,682
climb out the window, and come back
by the time I need another one.
712
00:40:14,843 --> 00:40:15,821
No one knew.
713
00:40:15,952 --> 00:40:17,398
She didn't even think I knew.
714
00:40:19,609 --> 00:40:20,358
What?
715
00:40:21,679 --> 00:40:23,364
Only makes me like her more.
716
00:40:25,002 --> 00:40:26,256
Really?
717
00:40:27,284 --> 00:40:28,632
We talkin' threesome now?
718
00:40:29,851 --> 00:40:31,136
Who said you're invited?
719
00:40:32,087 --> 00:40:34,203
You're bad.
You naughty little girl.
720
00:40:38,786 --> 00:40:41,195
I had a new idea for a U-Sag flyer,
721
00:40:41,344 --> 00:40:45,231
and I just wanted to run it by Dale
and see if he would sign off on it.
722
00:40:45,377 --> 00:40:47,286
I'll make sure he gets it.
723
00:40:49,591 --> 00:40:50,841
For what it's worth,
724
00:40:51,444 --> 00:40:54,533
Emma likes her crazy on the outside,
not the inside.
725
00:40:54,766 --> 00:40:56,927
You're the first guy
she's gone out with all semester
726
00:40:56,987 --> 00:40:58,953
that's not covered in
tattoos and body piercings.
727
00:40:58,991 --> 00:41:00,306
I'm not crazy, okay?
728
00:41:01,115 --> 00:41:03,577
And I'm not an egomaniacal
control freak.
729
00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:06,935
Look...
730
00:41:07,374 --> 00:41:09,059
you probably won't understand this,
731
00:41:09,189 --> 00:41:12,429
and I don't even know why
I feel the need to explain it to you,
732
00:41:12,616 --> 00:41:14,767
but I like to be in things.
733
00:41:15,292 --> 00:41:17,104
And all the ramp-up,
734
00:41:17,224 --> 00:41:20,265
getting-to-know-you part
makes me feel anxious.
735
00:41:20,415 --> 00:41:22,868
So I kind of sort of just
jump over it.
736
00:41:23,630 --> 00:41:26,063
Which can make me seem a little...
737
00:41:27,205 --> 00:41:27,904
pushy.
738
00:41:34,661 --> 00:41:36,178
Okay?
Well,
739
00:41:36,387 --> 00:41:38,574
you better watch out for us, frat boy.
740
00:41:39,226 --> 00:41:40,518
Go, U-Sag!
741
00:41:40,568 --> 00:41:45,118
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