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Previously
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Are we just barnyard animals
blindly following our leader into
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- a battle we don't even understand?
- You said we weren't gonna let
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our houses get in the way
of us being friends.
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- You did nothing to stop it.
- It was a prank!
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Weren't you friends with Evan?
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Evan Longoria and I roomed
together freshman year,
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there were numerous factors
that led to our break up.
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You take us down,
and you will go with us...
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Bing.
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I need Frannie to make things right.
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I've done my best to take
responsibility for my mistakes.
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ZBZ rules prevent you from
moving in today.
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You can't keep me on probation
for more than three months.
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Tell the truth.
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We kissed, but it didn't go any further.
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I'm wearing your letters, I'm planning
forever with you. I love you.
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No, you love you!
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You love what I can do for you!
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The Omega Chis are officially stripping
you of the title of Sweetheart.
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The brotherhood
is not comfortable maintaining such
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a close relationship between us
and Zeta Beta Zeta.
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Fellow sisters,
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welcome to the first meeting
of the post-Lizzie era.
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Congratulations,
we're on our own now.
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And you're probably wondering
what that means for you and the house.
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That we can
finally wear skirts without Lizzie
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reminding us how hard women
fought for suffrage?
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Yes.
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But some of the changes Lizzie
made were actually improvements.
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For example,
mandatory pledge study hours.
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But...
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we're not actually going to do the 50
extra philanthropy hours, are we?
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75, and yes.
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And pre-meeting roll call
and a little more attention to ritual,
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- and...
- And are you ever gonna stop "and-ing"?
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And there's one more change...
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Right,
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we're finally gonna have some real
Zeta Beta fun.
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Girls, girls, I'm very disappointed.
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We don't snap here.
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Beats our last President.
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So tomorrow night
is the all-Greek ball.
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The premier Greek event.
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And, as you know,
this is the first one in two years.
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I hope you've been skipping
desserts where you need to.
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This is the place to show off.
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Frannie,
do you have a question?
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What?
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- No. I don't have anything to say.
- I think
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Tania just cleared her throat.
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Great.
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So why didn't we have one last year?
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Well...
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There was like this...
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SNAFU thing at the ball two years ago.
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Anyway...
Moving forward.
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This is a big deal,
since every house,
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Even alumni lobbied dean Bowman hard
for a second chance.
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I expect nothing less
than our best behavior.
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This could be
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another step
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toward getting the dean's
restrictions lifted.
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Go, Casey!
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Okay... So there is this all-Greek
ball this weekend.
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And we're not going.
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No!
Why aren't we going?
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Listen to the name, spitter.
It's a ball.
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Like a testicle.
I don't want to go to a testicle.
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Sounded kind of fun before that.
All the Greeks partying in one place.
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Yeah, sure.
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If you're looking for a prom part II.
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Well, I didn't have prom part I.
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Why doesn't anyone want to go?
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It's a long, boring story, Spitter.
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But...
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And meeting adjourned.
Adieu!
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What, no one's gonna
tell me what happened?
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No,
no one is.
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And if you keep asking you know
what I'm gonna do? Yeah, you guessed it.
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I'm gonna reinstate
the pledge diet plan.
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You remember bacon grease
and butter burritos, right?
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Never mind.
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First day of college.
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- Hey.
- Hey, nice puberty patch.
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Hey, the ladies don't
complain about it too much.
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Man, ladies?
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When did you get a sense of humor,
master Chambers?
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Shut up you.
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- It's good to see you man.
- You look good.
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- Look at this room.
- I know.
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- How glorious is this room?
- It's not bad.
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Man.
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- Wait a minute. What are?
- Our R.A.
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He is 21 years old,
and he is absolutely desperate for cash.
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This is great.
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- I just got this down the street.
- It's not bad.
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This is gonna blow.
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- To freshman year.
- To freshman year, my friend.
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- You'll never learn.
- Son of a.
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Why would you do that to me?
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Over here
we have our flat screen television set.
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Flat screen? Why couldn't we have
a flat screen at camp Kitchi Wa-Wa?
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- Probably cause it was camp.
- Perhaps, yeah.
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- The good old days.
- These are gonna be the good new days.
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Clearly, vintage T-shirts, goatee.
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This isn't exactly your style,
from what I recall.
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I'm trying something new. I wanna be a
little more Evan a little less Chambers.
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Sounds like a rich kid thing to me.
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That's just what
I don't want it to sound like.
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Starting tonight,
I'm gonna be my own man.
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I'm gonna go rush some fraternities,
and you are gonna come with me.
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- Fraternities?
- Yeah.
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Aren't those a little
elitist and obnoxious?
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They weren't in old school.
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Playing theold schoolcard.
You know me very well.
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Trust me, spending the next four years,
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going to apartment parties
is gonna be so much better in a frat.
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There's no girls at those parties,
it's a total sausage fest.
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That is the single most motivating thing
you could have possibly said to me.
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You'll be fine.
Listen, rush starts at six.
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I'll meet you right here.
All right.
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- Fine. I bet I'm gonna hate it.
- You will not hate it.
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Season 1 - Episode 15
" Freshman Daze "
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Synchro:
¤AkaZab¤ & Kasius
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Transcript: Swsub-sub
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Is it true our Madam President
doesn't have a date for the ball?
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Yeah.
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Well, have you talked to Cappie yet?
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Because he likes school dances
about as much as L.C. likes Spencer.
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It's not a problem.
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We made alternate plans.
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So I was right.
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Any luck with finding a date
for tonight?
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Who says I need luck?
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Of course.
So who is he?
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Well...
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He is a "she,"
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and she's really hot
and her name is Casey Cartwright.
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What happened to Hotmanistan?
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He was stealing from his sponsor family.
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They found money
in his stupid Fanny pack-istan.
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It's not like boys are banging down
my door either.
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But I bet a good number
of them will be dateless at the dance.
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We'll divide and conquer.
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Or pull a Frannie and break up a couple.
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Yeah, she's trying.
She seems friendlier.
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Like the pit bulls
you hear about on the news.
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One minute they're licking your fingers,
the next they're eating
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- your little maltipoo.
- I don't think this new Frannie bites.
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She doesn't even bark.
That's what scares me.
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She's so...
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Walking through the door right now.
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Hey, Frannie.
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Hey, guys.
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The machines are down
at my apartment again.
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All of them?
What happened?
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Some... rats gnawed through
the hoses at the back of the machines.
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That's gross.
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I know, right?
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So I was wondering
if I could do my laundry here.
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Sure.
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Of course it's okay.
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Thanks, Casey.
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I'm done with these two.
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Thanks.
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I'm sorry. I think I've seen you
somewhere before. Are you on MySpace?
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It's like this new friendster.
I'm totally obsessed with it.
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I live on your floor.
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- I'm... I'm Casey.
- I'm Ashleigh. Nice to meet you.
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Is this your...
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Red sock?
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Looks more like a strawberry blond sock.
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Not a sock! Not a sock!
It's a clump of hair!
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Get it off me!
Hold on.
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Hold on. Hold still, hold still.
Ok, Ok.
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It's gone now.
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It's gone now.
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I am so sorry.
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It's Ok.
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Doing your own laundry sucks.
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I know.
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Yesterday I checked to
see how much it'd cost to overnight
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my clothes back home
and have my mom wash them for me.
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And?
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It adds up.
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My mom would probably just
send them right back.
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I have a big family:
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two sisters and a brother.
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But they're awesome.
I miss them.
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Do you have any brothers or sisters?
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Not really.
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So are... are you...
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Are you rushing?
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No, I'm good on time.
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I meant a sorority.
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Yeah. I was thinking about it.
Are you?
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You should.
And we should be rush buddies.
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Ok.
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Ladies...
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They shut the water off
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at the Zeta Beta Zeta
house today Mark Jacobs...
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Nice.
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Could I borrow some of your detergent?
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Yes. Sure.
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I mean...
Please.
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Thanks.
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I'm so ready to mix with the Omega Chis.
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Rush needs to be over like now.
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The rush makes us the
best house in campus, Libbs.
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Think about it.
We have the prettiest girls,
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the best grades,
and the most awesome...
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Social calendar on campus.
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So how many girls we'll get tonight anyway?
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As many as we want.
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But...
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Not everyone is Zeta Beta material.
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It's about quality,
not quantity.
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We can only take the best.
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What's up, Calvin?
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Let's see.
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Your suit, Mr. Bond.
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Thank you, pledge Owens.
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So I see Tanner's warming up to you.
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Yeah, yeah.
I....
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Kind of liked it when
he was all uncomfortable.
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- He can talk.
- It's like I said, man.
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You give the Omega Chis a
chance to get to know the real you,
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you can be one of the most
liked guys of this house.
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You know, you're right.
I'm glad I'm here.
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It's...
It's a much better frat than Kappa Tau.
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Yeah, what the hell were you thinking?
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I don't know.
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Do you use gel or a wax?
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Did we really almost
have that conversation?
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And what was with that jock house?
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I know. The... What is it? The...
the Lambda Sigs. Lambda Sigs, yeah.
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They asked how fast
I could run the forty.
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- What? You serious?
- They loved you.
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I didn't even have to drop
the "Chambers" bomb once, man.
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Yeah, you didn't have
to at Omega Chi either.
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They were so busy sucking up to you,
I got to steal this.
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Ok, now we're breaking the law.
What are you doing?
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Come on, can we just go now,
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- please?
- No, come on, Cap. Listen to me.
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I swear, you just haven't
found your right fit yet.
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I have found the right fit.
The dorm room.
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Three squares a day, plus cable tv.
What more do you need?
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Cappie, trust me, all right?
This is better.
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00:11:09,117 --> 00:11:12,217
Think of a fraternity as
four more years of camp,
251
00:11:12,277 --> 00:11:15,588
all right? But this time, your cabin
is equipped with girls and beer.
252
00:11:15,648 --> 00:11:18,573
Ok, but the last two came
equipped with'roid abusers,
253
00:11:18,693 --> 00:11:21,275
and men with frosted tips.
Come on, Evs.
254
00:11:21,335 --> 00:11:23,978
You got three invitations already.
What are you holding out for?
255
00:11:24,253 --> 00:11:27,724
This one. Ok? This is the house
that I'm really interested in.
256
00:11:29,259 --> 00:11:30,940
What do those letters mean again?
257
00:11:31,147 --> 00:11:33,162
- Kappa Tau Gamma.
- Kappa Tau Gamma.
258
00:11:34,602 --> 00:11:36,316
- One more.
- Let's do it.
259
00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:44,088
- God! What? What is it? A spider?
- Scarier.
260
00:11:45,325 --> 00:11:48,698
I'd recognize that chartreuse-colored
puffy pen writing anywhere.
261
00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:58,681
A thank-you note
from Frannie for laundry privileges.
262
00:12:00,089 --> 00:12:01,515
This seems harmless.
263
00:12:01,635 --> 00:12:04,164
She's trying. She's making amends.
The whole...
264
00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,106
Step 12 thing.
265
00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:08,700
And she used really nice stationary.
266
00:12:09,085 --> 00:12:11,704
- Look at the watermark.
- It's not harmless, Ash.
267
00:12:11,872 --> 00:12:14,481
And this has nothing to do
with making amends.
268
00:12:14,848 --> 00:12:16,880
First, she supports me at the meeting.
269
00:12:17,048 --> 00:12:19,022
- Now this.
- It's harmless.
270
00:12:19,082 --> 00:12:21,090
No, she's trying
to make me doubt myself.
271
00:12:21,150 --> 00:12:23,492
It's payback for keeping her
on probation.
272
00:12:23,724 --> 00:12:24,863
You don't know that.
273
00:12:24,923 --> 00:12:28,165
Why are you defending her? It's not like
she was making your life any easier.
274
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:32,129
Frannie seriously lost
it last semester, no doubt.
275
00:12:32,332 --> 00:12:34,000
But she wasn't always like that.
276
00:12:36,110 --> 00:12:37,829
I was a ZBZ, you know?
277
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,369
Seriously?
So was I.
278
00:12:40,504 --> 00:12:41,304
God.
279
00:12:43,075 --> 00:12:45,330
I only date ZBZs.
280
00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:49,564
Flat line.
281
00:12:49,754 --> 00:12:51,245
Damn, we lost her.
282
00:12:51,377 --> 00:12:54,675
Seriously, she wouldn't have died
if she'd gone Zeta Beta.
283
00:12:54,832 --> 00:12:56,137
Seriously.
284
00:12:56,790 --> 00:12:58,427
What a shame.
285
00:12:59,783 --> 00:13:01,397
You girls wanna go to Dobler's?
286
00:13:01,596 --> 00:13:03,813
My God.
That sounds like so much fun. Right?
287
00:13:03,877 --> 00:13:05,274
- Yeah.
- Sure.
288
00:13:06,704 --> 00:13:07,599
Choices...
289
00:13:08,146 --> 00:13:10,514
That's what being in
a sorority is all about.
290
00:13:10,997 --> 00:13:13,534
Making those choices
that can change your life...
291
00:13:14,290 --> 00:13:15,200
Forever.
292
00:13:22,628 --> 00:13:25,615
Frannie is so awesome.
She ends everything with "right?"
293
00:13:26,044 --> 00:13:28,309
It's so interesting, right?
My God, I just did it.
294
00:13:28,488 --> 00:13:29,435
You did.
295
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:35,893
Beware the donut test.
296
00:13:36,157 --> 00:13:36,979
Donut test?
297
00:13:37,039 --> 00:13:39,106
My suite-mate told me
one of the houses determines
298
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:41,444
if you're right for them
based on which you eat first,
299
00:13:41,506 --> 00:13:44,400
the donut or the ice cream.
This must be the place.
300
00:13:44,554 --> 00:13:46,082
That's ridiculous.
301
00:13:47,517 --> 00:13:50,462
- What are you supposed to eat first?
- She said the ice cream, but
302
00:13:50,522 --> 00:13:52,709
she's kind of evil,
so she might have been tricking me.
303
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,047
Casey, right?
304
00:13:55,327 --> 00:13:56,838
- Yes.
- This is for you.
305
00:13:58,225 --> 00:13:59,734
No, thank you.
306
00:14:00,116 --> 00:14:01,010
Excuse me?
307
00:14:02,872 --> 00:14:06,520
If this is the kind of sority that bases
their bids on the way you eat
308
00:14:06,707 --> 00:14:08,725
a piece of deep-fried dough,
309
00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:12,378
then I really
don't want to be here.
310
00:14:13,543 --> 00:14:15,332
A girl who thinks for herself.
311
00:14:16,537 --> 00:14:17,537
Threatening...
312
00:14:18,707 --> 00:14:20,775
But properly trained,
313
00:14:21,022 --> 00:14:23,458
potentially
a great asset to the house.
314
00:14:25,035 --> 00:14:26,839
When I become president,
315
00:14:26,959 --> 00:14:28,553
I'm so dropping this stupid
316
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,159
donut thing, anyway.
317
00:14:31,659 --> 00:14:34,193
And I'm not gonna eat another one.
318
00:14:40,178 --> 00:14:41,470
What are you looking for?
319
00:14:41,530 --> 00:14:43,766
The student newspaper
from two years ago.
320
00:14:43,826 --> 00:14:45,946
Do you know if they
have an online archive?
321
00:14:46,441 --> 00:14:48,057
No, but easy there, Amadeus.
322
00:14:48,312 --> 00:14:49,849
Next to the screen the keyboard...
323
00:14:50,011 --> 00:14:53,105
The most fragile exposed
part of a computer. I know.
324
00:14:53,612 --> 00:14:55,725
There's the Greek ball tonight.
You're gone?
325
00:14:55,785 --> 00:14:57,503
None of the KTs are.
326
00:14:57,623 --> 00:15:00,389
Why? Is your U-Sag
group going to protest it?
327
00:15:00,451 --> 00:15:02,251
I thought about getting
some picketers, but
328
00:15:02,311 --> 00:15:04,156
then I decided to do something bigger.
329
00:15:04,502 --> 00:15:07,800
I've decided to throw
the first annual U-Sag ball.
330
00:15:08,643 --> 00:15:11,206
It's gonna be CRU's counter-programming
answer to your Greeks'
331
00:15:11,326 --> 00:15:12,601
all-night bacchanalia.
332
00:15:12,721 --> 00:15:13,998
Our dance ends at eleven.
333
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,723
It's gonna be a sin-free evening,
334
00:15:15,783 --> 00:15:17,806
filled with non-alcoholic drinks,
335
00:15:17,926 --> 00:15:20,005
line-dancing and subtle proselytizing.
336
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,461
Could be the first of many U-Sag balls.
337
00:15:23,682 --> 00:15:25,089
- Dale.
- Do you wanna go?
338
00:15:25,961 --> 00:15:28,179
I think there's a conflict
of interests or something.
339
00:15:28,359 --> 00:15:30,031
Do you think Calvin would wanna go?
340
00:15:30,091 --> 00:15:32,597
Calvin is happily back at Omega Chi,
341
00:15:32,657 --> 00:15:35,562
and Omega Chi and Kappa Tau
aren't exactly on speaking terms.
342
00:15:35,724 --> 00:15:37,245
So you stopped talking to a friend
343
00:15:37,305 --> 00:15:39,274
because he joined
a different organization?
344
00:15:39,452 --> 00:15:41,812
Right, like you've never
done anything like that.
345
00:15:42,110 --> 00:15:44,882
Hey, you should swing by my youth
boot camp this weekend for a little
346
00:15:45,002 --> 00:15:46,710
- pizza and soul winning.
- I can't.
347
00:15:46,830 --> 00:15:48,408
My mom converts me to catholicism.
348
00:15:48,569 --> 00:15:50,209
- I have to go to mess.
- Mess?
349
00:15:50,447 --> 00:15:51,571
You're dead to me.
350
00:15:54,429 --> 00:15:56,143
Well, not without a very good reason.
351
00:16:04,651 --> 00:16:07,073
Are you sure you don't
wanna go to the dance?
352
00:16:07,485 --> 00:16:09,035
It'd be my first ball.
353
00:16:10,232 --> 00:16:11,810
I thought you didn't wanna go.
354
00:16:12,385 --> 00:16:13,735
I changed my mind.
355
00:16:13,915 --> 00:16:15,336
It's a woman's prerogative.
356
00:16:17,783 --> 00:16:20,960
And I respect your right to choose, and
it's not that I don't wanna go with you.
357
00:16:21,020 --> 00:16:23,026
I just. I don't wanna go to the dance.
358
00:16:23,959 --> 00:16:25,637
I'm not a very good dancer.
359
00:16:33,643 --> 00:16:34,481
Ok.
360
00:16:34,769 --> 00:16:37,665
Do you now see why I've been
holding out for this house?
361
00:16:39,870 --> 00:16:41,210
- An ice luge!
- A what?
362
00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:42,460
Sally forth!
363
00:16:55,621 --> 00:16:57,560
This ain't no joke
I'm about to give you.
364
00:16:57,721 --> 00:17:00,486
- Then give me hell.
- Where do you think I got this stuff?
365
00:17:00,975 --> 00:17:02,482
- All right, say when.
- Okay.
366
00:17:22,539 --> 00:17:25,323
Cap! Are you all right, psycho?
Are you okay?
367
00:17:25,455 --> 00:17:27,039
Step back, he's gonna boot!
368
00:17:31,548 --> 00:17:32,443
When.
369
00:17:32,966 --> 00:17:34,277
The bottle's empty.
370
00:17:35,301 --> 00:17:37,293
The bottle's empty!
371
00:17:42,023 --> 00:17:44,889
- Hey, priceless, kid.
- Dude. I think I found my people.
372
00:17:45,103 --> 00:17:46,341
Think you did, man.
373
00:18:00,517 --> 00:18:01,667
Hey, man. I'm Evan.
374
00:18:03,901 --> 00:18:04,803
Chambers.
375
00:18:06,111 --> 00:18:08,681
You're related to Tom Chambers
of the Phoenix suns?
376
00:18:10,396 --> 00:18:12,802
Actually
it's Jonathan Chambers.
377
00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:14,309
Chambers International.
378
00:18:14,516 --> 00:18:16,156
Yeah, I don't follow soccer,
379
00:18:19,107 --> 00:18:20,343
You know that guy?
380
00:18:21,297 --> 00:18:22,314
Cappie?
381
00:18:22,897 --> 00:18:24,814
Yeah, he's my roommate.
We're roomies.
382
00:18:25,752 --> 00:18:28,367
Well, you guys should stick around,
check it out.
383
00:18:29,032 --> 00:18:30,194
Ok, yeah. We will.
384
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:31,534
See you around, Todd.
385
00:18:31,594 --> 00:18:33,215
- All right. Evan.
- Whatever.
386
00:18:35,761 --> 00:18:36,561
Sure.
387
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:40,016
So congratulations on taking
home gold in the ice luge.
388
00:18:40,076 --> 00:18:43,377
Yeah, I've been trying to hold on
to my amateur status for quite a while,
389
00:18:43,563 --> 00:18:46,081
just to hopefully make
it here one day and...
390
00:18:46,305 --> 00:18:48,802
And now that I'm here
it feels pretty good. I'm real proud.
391
00:18:49,386 --> 00:18:50,187
Good.
392
00:18:55,404 --> 00:18:56,897
Would you excuse me please?
393
00:18:57,152 --> 00:18:58,581
Think I see my gold medal.
394
00:19:09,843 --> 00:19:10,568
Cappie.
395
00:19:11,130 --> 00:19:13,816
- That's your name?
- Please, regale me with yours.
396
00:19:13,983 --> 00:19:15,334
I... I'm Casey Cartwright.
397
00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:20,968
Sexy alliteration.
Casey Cartwright.
398
00:19:21,154 --> 00:19:23,129
Simple, yet elegant.
399
00:19:23,493 --> 00:19:25,143
Want to do a body shot?
400
00:19:25,411 --> 00:19:27,449
Someone's already getting me a drink.
Thanks.
401
00:19:27,509 --> 00:19:28,795
In a cup? How boring.
402
00:19:29,672 --> 00:19:31,589
Well, at least I get
to keep my clothes on.
403
00:19:31,781 --> 00:19:33,831
Rarely a virtue in my experience.
404
00:19:36,526 --> 00:19:39,639
And just for the record, I was hoping
you would do the shot off me.
405
00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:44,353
I'll stick to the cute
guy with the boring cup.
406
00:19:44,819 --> 00:19:46,701
Well, that's what
they said at Jonestown.
407
00:19:46,761 --> 00:19:49,683
You really trust your
drink with a complete stranger?
408
00:19:49,816 --> 00:19:50,983
Well, let's ask him.
409
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:54,372
- You know... Cappie?
- Evan's the guy?
410
00:19:54,551 --> 00:19:57,606
Then I stand corrected.
He's the safest guy I know.
411
00:19:58,106 --> 00:20:00,418
- Thanks. I think.
- You guys know each other?
412
00:20:00,478 --> 00:20:02,569
- Yeah, we're roommates, actually.
- Right.
413
00:20:03,408 --> 00:20:05,498
Can you believe someone
just left him on my doorstep?
414
00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:07,583
I opened the door, there he was.
415
00:20:07,745 --> 00:20:09,585
Looking for somebody
to take care of him.
416
00:20:12,258 --> 00:20:14,006
I don't need anyone to take care of me.
417
00:20:14,167 --> 00:20:16,314
- Well.
- My God. I love this song.
418
00:20:16,724 --> 00:20:17,820
Come on.
419
00:20:18,536 --> 00:20:19,929
Ok. What about your drink?
420
00:20:20,091 --> 00:20:21,556
Just put it down and come dance.
421
00:20:23,343 --> 00:20:24,703
I love college!
422
00:20:49,885 --> 00:20:52,838
So I need a volunteer
to be sober pledge tonight.
423
00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:55,878
I got it.
424
00:20:57,050 --> 00:20:58,299
I'm dateless.
425
00:20:58,903 --> 00:21:00,896
Unless one of you
guys wants to go with me.
426
00:21:03,577 --> 00:21:06,632
- Excuse me, Joe?
- I told you, it's yo, Joe!
427
00:21:06,930 --> 00:21:08,481
Like the cartoon, you know.
428
00:21:08,639 --> 00:21:11,607
Snake eyes,
cobra commander, the baroness.
429
00:21:12,073 --> 00:21:13,210
The baroness.
430
00:21:13,352 --> 00:21:14,321
Nice pull.
431
00:21:14,410 --> 00:21:15,376
She was hot.
432
00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:16,527
Yo, Joe!
433
00:21:17,322 --> 00:21:19,617
Got a test tomorrow.
Is it cool if I duck out early?
434
00:21:19,826 --> 00:21:22,807
No, Chambers. Not until we finish
the pledge nicknames.
435
00:21:23,675 --> 00:21:24,566
Let's see.
436
00:21:26,131 --> 00:21:28,366
No need to bother with Cappie.
I mean...
437
00:21:28,701 --> 00:21:29,912
He's so Cappie.
438
00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:31,624
And the beaver...
439
00:21:31,684 --> 00:21:35,453
Was a no-brainer following
last night's drunken exploits.
440
00:21:37,856 --> 00:21:40,912
I could watch Beaver
inhale wood all day.
441
00:21:41,515 --> 00:21:43,360
Which brings me to Chambers...
442
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,500
Aka "Bing."
443
00:21:49,289 --> 00:21:50,289
I don't get it.
444
00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:53,039
Is it like Chandler?
445
00:21:53,547 --> 00:21:54,347
No.
446
00:21:54,469 --> 00:21:55,469
Then why Bing?
447
00:21:55,853 --> 00:21:58,740
Origin isn't important.
It's a handle.
448
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,071
And yours is Bing.
449
00:22:01,379 --> 00:22:02,179
No.
450
00:22:02,332 --> 00:22:05,086
No, you have to tell me.
Why am I Bing? What's Bing?
451
00:22:06,203 --> 00:22:09,641
Well, when the brothers were
deciding who to honor with a bid,
452
00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:11,326
there was some discussion.
453
00:22:11,386 --> 00:22:14,657
You fell somewhere
between a bid and a ding.
454
00:22:17,808 --> 00:22:19,783
- So I almost got dung out?
- Bingo!
455
00:22:20,235 --> 00:22:21,342
No offense.
456
00:22:21,614 --> 00:22:23,468
Hey, man. Don't sweat it.
You're in.
457
00:22:24,139 --> 00:22:25,928
Of course you're in, Bing.
458
00:22:26,190 --> 00:22:28,202
I mean, you guys
are like a package deal.
459
00:22:28,914 --> 00:22:30,363
If he's in, you're in.
460
00:22:30,756 --> 00:22:31,936
If you're in, he's in.
461
00:22:32,134 --> 00:22:33,729
If he's not in, you're not in.
462
00:22:34,288 --> 00:22:35,983
If you're not in, he's still in.
463
00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:40,500
I'm heading downstairs for lunch.
464
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:42,409
Okay. I'll meet you there in a sec.
465
00:22:43,908 --> 00:22:45,814
Favorite bracelet.
Where are you?
466
00:22:53,033 --> 00:22:55,308
I've already been thinking about
all the experiences
467
00:22:55,368 --> 00:22:57,341
we'll share together throughout college.
468
00:22:57,416 --> 00:22:59,493
And I'll always be
here to protect you...
469
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,696
From boys,
who will always hurt you.
470
00:23:03,626 --> 00:23:04,439
Proud
471
00:23:04,838 --> 00:23:07,819
to be your Zeta Beta Zeta big sis.
472
00:23:10,298 --> 00:23:12,702
I love my ginormous lesbian big sis.
473
00:23:13,705 --> 00:23:14,858
Casey Cartwright,
474
00:23:15,363 --> 00:23:17,310
turn around and meet your new big sis.
475
00:23:21,432 --> 00:23:22,323
Casey...
476
00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:24,280
From the moment I saw you,
477
00:23:24,591 --> 00:23:27,329
I knew you were the girl
I wanted as my little sis.
478
00:23:27,479 --> 00:23:29,809
I see you at my med school graduation,
479
00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:32,286
I see you at my wedding. And
480
00:23:32,696 --> 00:23:34,833
I just know we'll still be
talking when we're ninety.
481
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,289
I think ZBZ founding sister,
482
00:23:37,621 --> 00:23:39,153
Octavia Divoll Jones,
483
00:23:39,571 --> 00:23:41,188
said it best when she wrote,
484
00:23:41,846 --> 00:23:45,214
"sincere and unending friendship springs
485
00:23:45,583 --> 00:23:47,220
from sisterhood steadfast."
486
00:23:48,452 --> 00:23:49,346
I love that.
487
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:53,274
Because, when we're in need,
we don't abandon each other, Casey.
488
00:23:53,722 --> 00:23:54,951
We stick together.
489
00:23:56,036 --> 00:23:56,968
For all time.
490
00:23:58,725 --> 00:24:00,893
Damn proud to be your
Zeta Beta Zeta big sis.
491
00:24:13,665 --> 00:24:14,465
Hey...
492
00:24:15,701 --> 00:24:17,736
I know you and Ashleigh
are going to the ball.
493
00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:18,824
Right.
494
00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:22,222
And if you want a pre-party,
it's two-for-one night at Dobler's.
495
00:24:22,342 --> 00:24:23,342
Drinks on me.
496
00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:28,126
Thanks.
497
00:24:29,191 --> 00:24:30,793
But I don't think we can make it.
498
00:24:33,512 --> 00:24:34,512
Ok.
499
00:24:39,388 --> 00:24:42,016
You're leaving Kappa
Tau to pledge Omega Chi?
500
00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:44,252
Yeah, I mean, it's done, Cap.
501
00:24:44,932 --> 00:24:47,122
But it's Ok, man.
It's the right move for me.
502
00:24:47,384 --> 00:24:49,170
But I only rushed because you did.
503
00:24:49,338 --> 00:24:51,985
I know that, and look how
well it's turned out for you, man.
504
00:24:52,045 --> 00:24:53,495
You're a superstar.
505
00:24:54,043 --> 00:24:55,290
Come on, I'm just...
506
00:24:56,862 --> 00:24:58,501
- Bing?
- Yeah, Bing.
507
00:24:58,617 --> 00:25:01,168
What, you can't be a part of something,
unless you're the superstar?
508
00:25:01,330 --> 00:25:04,289
Let's be honest. It's not like you're
not enjoying being the golden boy.
509
00:25:04,364 --> 00:25:06,207
So you're in different houses now...
510
00:25:06,413 --> 00:25:07,438
Big deal.
511
00:25:07,658 --> 00:25:08,928
Nothing has to change.
512
00:25:09,090 --> 00:25:12,500
I just wanna understand why Evan's
decided to make a very, very,
513
00:25:12,655 --> 00:25:14,330
very poor decision here.
514
00:25:15,795 --> 00:25:17,933
Omega Chi has a lot to offer me.
515
00:25:17,993 --> 00:25:20,020
What, like starched collars
and sailing lessons?
516
00:25:20,182 --> 00:25:21,797
And better athletics,
517
00:25:22,059 --> 00:25:24,894
and alumni job assistance,
and an emphasis on academics.
518
00:25:25,104 --> 00:25:26,290
Ok, who cares?
519
00:25:26,439 --> 00:25:27,927
Dude, we're in college.
520
00:25:28,045 --> 00:25:30,317
Just enjoy the six or seven years,
521
00:25:30,466 --> 00:25:32,575
and don't worry about making contacts.
522
00:25:32,635 --> 00:25:34,051
Yeah, but then what, man?
523
00:25:34,111 --> 00:25:36,065
Look, we're not gonna
be in college forever.
524
00:25:36,125 --> 00:25:38,330
So much for having fun, Mr. Chambers?
525
00:25:38,492 --> 00:25:40,580
- All right, you know what?
- I know, I know.
526
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,209
Why don't we get some hamburgers?
527
00:25:42,477 --> 00:25:44,191
Hamburgers, yum!
528
00:25:45,494 --> 00:25:46,960
Come on, guys.
529
00:25:47,090 --> 00:25:50,047
Don't fight over something like this.
It's just the Greek system.
530
00:25:50,358 --> 00:25:52,669
Don't let it ruin our friendship.
531
00:25:53,287 --> 00:25:55,151
We're the three musketeers.
532
00:25:55,311 --> 00:25:59,199
Hey... it's okay. It's totally fine.
I'm not. I'm not even hungry.
533
00:25:59,259 --> 00:26:00,431
I got to study...
534
00:26:04,191 --> 00:26:05,316
All right. Let's go.
535
00:26:08,128 --> 00:26:09,116
Sorry.
536
00:26:31,444 --> 00:26:33,512
Are you going to the dance tonight?
537
00:26:33,572 --> 00:26:36,624
Some of the other guys are, and I'm...
not.
538
00:26:37,112 --> 00:26:38,547
Yeah, me too.
539
00:26:38,717 --> 00:26:39,774
Just chillin'.
540
00:26:39,980 --> 00:26:41,620
- Yeah.
- Like a villain.
541
00:26:43,748 --> 00:26:45,221
I can touch the ceilin'.
542
00:26:48,771 --> 00:26:50,387
See you later.
543
00:26:58,502 --> 00:26:59,676
Here we go!
544
00:27:00,272 --> 00:27:04,110
And do... you...
545
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:10,623
wanna be a cave girl too.
546
00:27:11,051 --> 00:27:12,961
Do you wanna be.
547
00:27:22,388 --> 00:27:23,730
Thank you, thank you.
548
00:27:25,457 --> 00:27:28,524
It's getting late, Taylor Hicks.
Do you mind if we call it a night?
549
00:27:28,701 --> 00:27:31,863
My adoring public needs me.
Just, just one more.
550
00:27:32,162 --> 00:27:33,448
One more.
551
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:35,999
Fine. Thank you.
552
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:38,784
Cappie! Cappie!
Cappie! Cappie!
553
00:27:39,292 --> 00:27:40,857
All right, we'll do one more.
554
00:27:43,014 --> 00:27:44,982
- Hey, stranger.
- Stranger?
555
00:27:45,433 --> 00:27:46,654
That's a bit dramatic.
556
00:27:46,827 --> 00:27:47,690
Really?
557
00:27:47,727 --> 00:27:50,556
You room with my boyfriend,
and I've seen you like... what,
558
00:27:50,985 --> 00:27:52,867
twice in the past six months?
559
00:27:53,084 --> 00:27:55,843
Yeah. I've just been caught
up with Omega Chi pledging.
560
00:27:56,026 --> 00:27:57,026
It shows.
561
00:27:58,105 --> 00:28:01,442
I mean, without you there covering for
Cappie, he's had to come up with new
562
00:28:01,502 --> 00:28:05,314
and inventive excuses for flaking
on me to party with his bros.
563
00:28:05,806 --> 00:28:07,959
Well, you know,
fun can be time consuming.
564
00:28:08,142 --> 00:28:10,687
You created the Godzilla of partying
by taking him to Kappa Tau.
565
00:28:10,747 --> 00:28:12,708
Trust me.
Trust me, Cappie...
566
00:28:13,434 --> 00:28:16,195
He was already a monster.
I just pointed the way to Tokyo.
567
00:28:18,746 --> 00:28:20,676
Come on, all right?
That's Cappie.
568
00:28:20,984 --> 00:28:23,538
I mean, he's the life of the party.
It's what you signed up for.
569
00:28:23,816 --> 00:28:25,176
Glowing endorsement.
570
00:28:25,436 --> 00:28:27,962
- No, he's a good guy.
- He's a great guy.
571
00:28:28,162 --> 00:28:30,711
You're behind the steering wheel.
572
00:28:35,167 --> 00:28:38,297
Touching you.
573
00:28:38,906 --> 00:28:40,971
- Touching me.
- your collar's kinda...
574
00:28:41,133 --> 00:28:42,830
- Man, is it?
- Yeah, here.
575
00:28:42,911 --> 00:28:44,542
- Here, here.
- Ok.
576
00:28:55,054 --> 00:28:57,973
Anyway... I'm not waiting around.
577
00:28:58,206 --> 00:28:59,459
I'm gonna go home.
578
00:29:01,752 --> 00:29:03,231
- I'll walk you.
- It's fine.
579
00:29:03,293 --> 00:29:05,424
- Besides you're here with your friends.
- No, no, no.
580
00:29:05,484 --> 00:29:07,783
No way.
I'm not gonna let you walk home alone.
581
00:29:08,265 --> 00:29:12,240
I guess I could use someone
to fend off the crazies. Since
582
00:29:12,663 --> 00:29:14,221
my crazy is...
583
00:29:15,348 --> 00:29:16,150
Busy.
584
00:29:16,458 --> 00:29:17,317
Again.
585
00:29:19,217 --> 00:29:20,091
I'm gonna.
586
00:29:20,188 --> 00:29:20,988
Ev.
587
00:29:22,039 --> 00:29:23,131
It's fine.
588
00:29:23,374 --> 00:29:25,312
- You tried.
- I tried.
589
00:29:31,193 --> 00:29:33,057
Thank you. All right.
590
00:29:33,246 --> 00:29:34,962
This next song goes out
591
00:29:35,082 --> 00:29:37,761
to the most beautiful girl in the world.
592
00:29:37,821 --> 00:29:40,300
No, no.
Not you, Beav.
593
00:29:40,430 --> 00:29:42,119
Ms. Casey Cartwright.
594
00:29:48,681 --> 00:29:51,015
I got to get myself
ready for the ball, Ash.
595
00:29:51,125 --> 00:29:53,324
Why am I looking for your lip gloss?
596
00:29:53,628 --> 00:29:55,026
Because you borrowed it!
597
00:29:57,281 --> 00:29:59,830
Last load, Case.
And then I'm out of here.
598
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:06,921
Sorry, Dino.
599
00:30:06,981 --> 00:30:08,230
Let's get going.
600
00:30:11,533 --> 00:30:14,383
What are you still doing here?
Where's Cappie?
601
00:30:14,554 --> 00:30:17,850
Good question. He was supposed
to pick me up 30 minutes ago.
602
00:30:18,527 --> 00:30:19,611
Unbelievable.
603
00:30:19,773 --> 00:30:23,323
Well, would you like Dino here
to fetch you an escort from Omega Chi?
604
00:30:23,773 --> 00:30:25,222
I know I would.
605
00:30:25,910 --> 00:30:27,757
I want my own lousy escort.
606
00:30:27,818 --> 00:30:29,129
If he ever shows.
607
00:30:29,209 --> 00:30:31,959
Well, we'll wait with you
until he gets here.
608
00:30:32,043 --> 00:30:33,746
We really should get going.
609
00:30:36,213 --> 00:30:37,622
I'll meet you there.
610
00:30:42,626 --> 00:30:44,445
Frannie, please.
611
00:30:44,684 --> 00:30:46,853
Don't wait. It's okay. Really.
612
00:30:47,244 --> 00:30:48,244
I'm fine.
613
00:30:49,374 --> 00:30:50,476
Are you sure?
614
00:30:56,097 --> 00:30:57,097
Come on.
615
00:31:02,690 --> 00:31:03,940
Where's Cappie?
616
00:31:05,527 --> 00:31:08,910
Did he think I'd sit at the ZBZ house
waiting forever for him?
617
00:31:08,970 --> 00:31:11,102
I know you know where he is. Don't...
618
00:31:11,450 --> 00:31:12,539
cover for him.
619
00:31:14,930 --> 00:31:16,627
He went to get ready at the KT house.
620
00:31:17,163 --> 00:31:18,163
What?
621
00:31:19,573 --> 00:31:20,768
Pre-party?
622
00:31:28,509 --> 00:31:30,520
I am so sick of this.
623
00:31:31,931 --> 00:31:35,646
I'm competing for my boyfriend's
attention with a house full of 50 guys.
624
00:31:35,818 --> 00:31:38,482
I could go get him for you.
Do you want... I'll get him for you.
625
00:31:41,660 --> 00:31:43,610
Aren't you going to the dance?
626
00:31:44,579 --> 00:31:46,949
- No date.
- Why not?
627
00:31:48,217 --> 00:31:49,217
I just...
628
00:31:50,592 --> 00:31:53,542
You know, I didn't want to go
with just anybody.
629
00:31:59,883 --> 00:32:00,933
We could go.
630
00:32:01,386 --> 00:32:02,386
As friends.
631
00:32:03,509 --> 00:32:05,659
Cause I've got.
I've got a suit.
632
00:32:06,729 --> 00:32:09,878
So you wouldn't have to waste
your beautiful dress.
633
00:32:20,444 --> 00:32:21,275
I'll...
634
00:32:22,219 --> 00:32:23,551
wait in the hall.
635
00:32:24,199 --> 00:32:25,529
While you change.
636
00:32:26,729 --> 00:32:27,846
All right.
637
00:32:41,159 --> 00:32:42,409
Where's Cappie?
638
00:32:44,672 --> 00:32:46,522
Don't lie to me, Sasquatch.
639
00:32:48,210 --> 00:32:49,502
He's upstairs.
640
00:32:54,072 --> 00:32:56,164
Big sis... in law.
641
00:32:56,250 --> 00:32:58,622
I tried to stop her, but she scared me.
642
00:32:59,411 --> 00:33:03,255
Why haven't you gone to pick up Casey?
She's been waiting almost an hour!
643
00:33:03,605 --> 00:33:06,764
- Man. I'm such an idiot!
- Not the word I would use. Hurry!
644
00:33:06,824 --> 00:33:07,841
Lady!
645
00:33:08,376 --> 00:33:09,406
Take a pill.
646
00:33:09,752 --> 00:33:12,806
If my IB says he'll get there,
sweetheart,
647
00:33:12,963 --> 00:33:14,828
- he'll get there.
- Stand down, Joe.
648
00:33:15,036 --> 00:33:16,872
Yeah, relax. Cappie's almost ready.
649
00:33:19,076 --> 00:33:22,510
Why don't you do me a favor
and go pet some rabbits downstairs?
650
00:33:23,792 --> 00:33:25,422
- I don't get it.
- Of course.
651
00:33:25,714 --> 00:33:28,880
It's a literary reference anyone with
a high school diploma would understand.
652
00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:31,252
Unless, of course, you're a dumb jock
who eats his way
653
00:33:31,312 --> 00:33:35,237
through a public education system with
an eighth-grade reading comprehension.
654
00:33:35,626 --> 00:33:36,626
And you...
655
00:33:37,006 --> 00:33:39,603
What are you, like 45 now?
The war's over, honey.
656
00:33:39,765 --> 00:33:41,732
No more hiding at college
to dodge the draft,
657
00:33:41,792 --> 00:33:44,490
and a miserable future
of a minimum wage paying job.
658
00:33:44,550 --> 00:33:46,249
I got nowhere else to go!
659
00:33:47,542 --> 00:33:49,029
I got nowhere else to go.
660
00:33:52,461 --> 00:33:53,283
You...
661
00:33:53,860 --> 00:33:56,745
Well, if I was Casey, I would
have jettisoned you into the sun by now,
662
00:33:57,276 --> 00:33:59,513
but she, for some reason
unknown to God or man,
663
00:33:59,573 --> 00:34:01,625
actually loves you.
You have to get over there!
664
00:34:01,787 --> 00:34:05,504
You're hurting one of the most amazing
girls. Believe me, you will regret it.
665
00:34:06,917 --> 00:34:08,340
This is taking way too long.
666
00:34:09,904 --> 00:34:11,554
Come on. We have to go.
667
00:34:12,111 --> 00:34:14,445
- Should I wear the tie?
- I don't care.
668
00:34:15,925 --> 00:34:18,433
Tell me what happened two years ago
at the all-Greek ball.
669
00:34:18,595 --> 00:34:21,555
Spitter, for the umpteenth time,
it's a long story.
670
00:34:21,615 --> 00:34:23,980
Well then let me
make it shorter for you.
671
00:34:24,185 --> 00:34:25,483
So I googled you.
672
00:34:25,543 --> 00:34:27,593
Not a lot of Cappies on the web.
673
00:34:27,850 --> 00:34:30,464
Especially ones
who attended camp Kitchi Wa-Wa.
674
00:34:30,524 --> 00:34:32,781
- It's yesterday's news.
- What I didn't know
675
00:34:33,068 --> 00:34:35,634
was the camp's
most prominent benefactors
676
00:34:35,739 --> 00:34:37,993
were Jonathan and Mim Chambers.
677
00:34:40,644 --> 00:34:43,751
- How did you...
- I'm really smart. This is what I do.
678
00:34:44,296 --> 00:34:46,294
You've known Evan since you were kids,
679
00:34:46,562 --> 00:34:49,089
your parents ran the arts
and crafts program at camp
680
00:34:49,501 --> 00:34:50,501
and...
681
00:34:51,113 --> 00:34:53,760
- you rushed Kappa Tau together.
- That's all on the internet?
682
00:34:54,684 --> 00:34:57,236
If you know your way
around a search engine.
683
00:34:57,296 --> 00:34:59,446
I use a lot of boolean operators.
684
00:35:00,005 --> 00:35:01,946
Like "and, or, not,"
685
00:35:02,502 --> 00:35:04,097
and occasionally "near."
686
00:35:09,253 --> 00:35:11,069
Will you please tell me what happened?
687
00:35:11,531 --> 00:35:12,654
All right, fine.
688
00:35:12,884 --> 00:35:15,824
I missed the beginning of the dance,
but when I got there...
689
00:35:29,807 --> 00:35:31,857
We can't walk out on this song.
690
00:35:52,322 --> 00:35:55,572
No more pre-partying
on the way over in the car, Ok?
691
00:35:56,492 --> 00:35:58,042
That...
Look at that.
692
00:35:59,738 --> 00:36:00,988
Hey, it's Bing.
693
00:36:08,228 --> 00:36:09,412
No way.
694
00:36:10,101 --> 00:36:13,136
- It's not what you think.
- I thought you had to study tonight.
695
00:36:13,196 --> 00:36:15,147
I didn't think it'd be a party with my girl.
696
00:36:15,207 --> 00:36:17,254
I went to your room
and you weren't there.
697
00:36:17,314 --> 00:36:19,349
I just didn't want
to let her down, man, okay?
698
00:36:19,409 --> 00:36:21,056
- That's all.
- Are you saying I did?
699
00:36:21,302 --> 00:36:22,946
Are you saying you didn't?
700
00:36:23,006 --> 00:36:24,893
Ok, everybody. Let's just back up.
701
00:36:25,094 --> 00:36:28,480
I should have known you were gonna
leave KT for those white collar douches,
702
00:36:28,645 --> 00:36:30,658
Didn't think you were
gonna make a move on her.
703
00:36:30,718 --> 00:36:32,703
I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you!
704
00:36:32,763 --> 00:36:35,111
All right, blame me,
but this is about you.
705
00:36:35,326 --> 00:36:38,495
You're still the same preppy tag-along
from camp who needs my help
706
00:36:38,555 --> 00:36:40,220
to get into Kappa Tau.
707
00:36:40,359 --> 00:36:42,285
I didn't need to have a makeover
to get in.
708
00:36:42,447 --> 00:36:45,667
I missed that silver spoon-fed
Chambers we all know and tolerate.
709
00:36:45,727 --> 00:36:48,750
You know, better than being
spawned by a couple of dead head losers.
710
00:37:27,885 --> 00:37:28,895
You look...
711
00:37:29,956 --> 00:37:30,956
stunning.
712
00:37:33,647 --> 00:37:35,697
You look pretty dapper yourself.
713
00:37:36,886 --> 00:37:38,482
It's déja vu...
714
00:37:39,272 --> 00:37:40,266
Sorta.
715
00:37:40,326 --> 00:37:42,721
I've been thinking
about the past myself lately.
716
00:37:47,637 --> 00:37:50,186
- You're here to pick up Rebecca?
- Would you kindly announce me?
717
00:37:55,875 --> 00:37:57,332
Only two years late.
718
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:04,035
I think that's the most
I've ever heard her say to you.
719
00:38:04,095 --> 00:38:06,703
- Shoulda heard her two years ago.
- What are you talking about?
720
00:38:06,865 --> 00:38:09,260
Two years ago,
the night of the testicle?
721
00:38:09,364 --> 00:38:11,041
The night I allegedly stood you up?
722
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:13,730
She came and found me at Kappa Tau.
723
00:38:15,257 --> 00:38:16,507
I don't buy it.
724
00:38:16,753 --> 00:38:18,224
She made Joe cry.
725
00:38:18,536 --> 00:38:20,830
I thought she was gonna disembowel me.
726
00:38:20,890 --> 00:38:22,928
- Buying it a little more.
- It's true, Case.
727
00:38:23,090 --> 00:38:24,362
She had your back.
728
00:38:25,606 --> 00:38:27,456
You really didn't know that?
729
00:38:32,306 --> 00:38:33,956
What are you doing here?
730
00:38:36,112 --> 00:38:37,304
Excuse me.
731
00:38:39,469 --> 00:38:43,440
My lady, if you're not
against changing your plans,
732
00:38:43,652 --> 00:38:46,493
I thought perhaps we might
attend this evening's Cotillion.
733
00:38:47,736 --> 00:38:50,615
- But you don't like to dance.
- But you like to.
734
00:38:55,161 --> 00:38:56,411
I'll go change.
735
00:39:12,069 --> 00:39:14,219
Ten more minutes and I'll be done.
736
00:39:18,622 --> 00:39:21,770
You went to the KT house
the night of the Greek ball?
737
00:39:24,245 --> 00:39:25,795
You're my little sis.
738
00:39:27,203 --> 00:39:28,576
What was I supposed to do?
739
00:39:40,078 --> 00:39:42,028
If you're not doing anything,
740
00:39:43,698 --> 00:39:45,719
do you wanna go to the dance
with Ashleigh and me?
741
00:39:49,947 --> 00:39:51,097
I'd love that.
742
00:39:52,357 --> 00:39:53,357
Thanks.
743
00:39:58,278 --> 00:40:01,328
Don't do anything I wouldn't do
at your U-Sag ball.
744
00:40:01,707 --> 00:40:04,187
It's free cinemax tonight,
so same to you.
745
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:28,557
What about Cappie?
746
00:41:31,895 --> 00:41:33,145
What about him?
747
00:41:33,195 --> 00:41:37,745
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