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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,096 --> 00:00:01,340 Previously on Greek... 2 00:00:01,378 --> 00:00:03,332 I'm gonna be here until ZBZ nationals determines 3 00:00:03,349 --> 00:00:05,345 that you girls are back on the straight and narrow. 4 00:00:05,364 --> 00:00:07,737 I think we could all use some real fun... 5 00:00:07,771 --> 00:00:09,929 - Like a party. - Agreat gatsby theme party! 6 00:00:09,944 --> 00:00:11,647 Did I just fall asleep with my eyes open? 7 00:00:11,667 --> 00:00:13,714 This never would have happened if Frannie were here. 8 00:00:13,717 --> 00:00:15,908 Are you implying your pledges are better than our pledges? 9 00:00:15,927 --> 00:00:18,377 Our pledges could kick your pledges' asses any day. 10 00:00:18,378 --> 00:00:20,693 We always said we weren't gonna let our houses get in the way 11 00:00:20,712 --> 00:00:23,124 - of us being friends. - Tell me you come bearing gifts. 12 00:00:23,163 --> 00:00:25,819 From the Omega Chi front yard! 13 00:00:26,015 --> 00:00:28,405 - You ratted out our party. - There will be retribution. 14 00:00:29,156 --> 00:00:30,018 Bring it. 15 00:00:36,155 --> 00:00:36,920 Hey! 16 00:00:37,341 --> 00:00:38,094 Hey. 17 00:00:38,350 --> 00:00:40,453 I've been chasing after you for the last 100 yards. 18 00:00:40,512 --> 00:00:43,127 - Thought you were trying to ignore me. - No. Sorry. 19 00:00:43,242 --> 00:00:46,474 - I'm just really into this book. - Animal farm. 20 00:00:46,876 --> 00:00:48,431 Cautionary tale of power, 21 00:00:48,443 --> 00:00:51,844 as told through farm animals who overthrow their human masters. 22 00:00:51,978 --> 00:00:54,475 Four legs good. Two legs bad. 23 00:00:58,388 --> 00:01:00,646 You know, just because you made a colossal 24 00:01:00,766 --> 00:01:03,962 mistake going back to Omega Chi doesn't mean I'd ignore you. 25 00:01:03,992 --> 00:01:06,214 No. I thought you were just too embarrassed to talk to me. 26 00:01:06,252 --> 00:01:07,209 Embarrassed? 27 00:01:07,242 --> 00:01:10,304 Yeah, seeing as how you blatantly used me to get back at Evan. 28 00:01:11,379 --> 00:01:13,492 Yeah, I guess we both got a little carried away. 29 00:01:13,654 --> 00:01:14,775 Yeah, we did. 30 00:01:16,189 --> 00:01:17,835 One second. 31 00:01:20,620 --> 00:01:23,969 All pledges report to the Kappa Tau house immediately. 32 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,027 Justice has been served. 33 00:01:27,536 --> 00:01:29,621 - Everything okay? - Yeah, you know, 34 00:01:29,659 --> 00:01:32,090 just house stuff. If I told you i'd have to kill you. So... 35 00:01:32,127 --> 00:01:33,772 Me too. I'll see you later. 36 00:01:35,448 --> 00:01:37,553 Okay, how's my top? 37 00:01:40,505 --> 00:01:42,462 There's some cleavage showing. 38 00:01:42,597 --> 00:01:44,981 Just think what your grandmother would want you to wear. 39 00:01:45,127 --> 00:01:46,728 My grandmother bought me this top. 40 00:01:46,955 --> 00:01:47,663 Here. 41 00:01:48,092 --> 00:01:50,408 Just until we get out of the house, and then we're good to go. 42 00:01:50,446 --> 00:01:52,168 I Miss looking cute. 43 00:01:52,434 --> 00:01:53,927 I Miss cute boys! 44 00:01:54,013 --> 00:01:56,910 Lizzi's rules are totally robbing us of our college experience. 45 00:01:57,109 --> 00:02:00,387 She makes us go to bed at 10:00... So I wake up at 4:00. 46 00:02:00,942 --> 00:02:03,937 And do you think it's fun watching all the drunk couples 47 00:02:04,014 --> 00:02:07,048 make out on Greek row when I know that I should be there? 48 00:02:07,163 --> 00:02:09,877 I know how challenging it's been 49 00:02:10,081 --> 00:02:11,698 to have Lizzi here. 50 00:02:12,297 --> 00:02:13,943 We've hit rock-bottom. 51 00:02:14,369 --> 00:02:16,340 But that means there's nowhere to go but up. 52 00:02:16,592 --> 00:02:18,716 Ladies, foyer, please! 53 00:02:18,886 --> 00:02:20,485 We have visitors! 54 00:02:23,687 --> 00:02:25,355 May I have your attention? 55 00:02:28,119 --> 00:02:31,556 As a reward for all of your hard work and dedication, 56 00:02:31,676 --> 00:02:33,090 i'm very proud to announce 57 00:02:33,139 --> 00:02:36,163 that this saturday I have arranged for us to have... 58 00:02:38,796 --> 00:02:40,079 A mixer! 59 00:02:43,722 --> 00:02:46,957 So let's meet our guests and show them the new Zeta Beta Zeta. 60 00:03:00,234 --> 00:03:01,957 The Psi Phi Pis. 61 00:03:02,464 --> 00:03:03,914 They're "pstoked"? 62 00:03:04,061 --> 00:03:06,049 I believe the "P" is silent. 63 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:08,996 Much like the cry of despair inside me right now. 64 00:03:09,267 --> 00:03:11,352 I think we've hit a new rock bottom. 65 00:03:12,736 --> 00:03:13,597 Hello. 66 00:03:15,441 --> 00:03:17,953 Season 1 - Episode 14 " War & Peace " 67 00:03:18,087 --> 00:03:20,913 - Synchro : ¤AkaZab¤ & Kasius 68 00:03:21,066 --> 00:03:22,942 - Transcript : Swsub-sub 69 00:03:23,461 --> 00:03:26,293 Fellow defenders of the free and easy world. 70 00:03:26,524 --> 00:03:30,065 As you all know, we recently suffered a grave indignity 71 00:03:30,134 --> 00:03:32,037 at the hands of the enemy 72 00:03:32,182 --> 00:03:34,585 who seeks to destroy ourway of life. 73 00:03:35,150 --> 00:03:37,006 I refer, of course, to... 74 00:03:37,228 --> 00:03:38,719 A certain fraternity and 75 00:03:38,874 --> 00:03:41,439 and a certain member of said fraternity 76 00:03:41,506 --> 00:03:44,225 who tipped off our good friend officer huck 77 00:03:44,359 --> 00:03:45,909 about the prohibition party. 78 00:03:46,130 --> 00:03:48,014 - Omega Chi. - Evan Chambers. 79 00:03:48,148 --> 00:03:50,062 They are not worthy of names. 80 00:03:50,762 --> 00:03:53,523 But they do however, deserve our help. 81 00:03:53,792 --> 00:03:54,538 Beav? 82 00:04:00,223 --> 00:04:03,649 As a one-time photography minor, what really interests me about this 83 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:06,576 particular study is that it is completely 84 00:04:06,790 --> 00:04:08,014 unretouched. 85 00:04:10,383 --> 00:04:12,641 Give 'em one of these, one of those. 86 00:04:12,762 --> 00:04:14,217 Give 'em some big teefers. 87 00:04:16,777 --> 00:04:19,006 All right, boys, line up. Let's see if we can't make this 88 00:04:19,035 --> 00:04:21,188 fine showpiece complete. Ben bennett, get up there. 89 00:04:21,308 --> 00:04:22,884 Time to shine. Come on. 90 00:04:23,515 --> 00:04:26,846 Are we gonna sneak the picture back into the Omega Chi house? 91 00:04:26,981 --> 00:04:29,022 Green as a young sapling. 92 00:04:29,095 --> 00:04:30,894 We're not going back to the Omega Chi house. 93 00:04:30,933 --> 00:04:33,405 We're gonna wait for Omega Chi to come to us. 94 00:04:35,610 --> 00:04:36,433 Now... 95 00:04:37,342 --> 00:04:39,122 Get your draw on, son. 96 00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:41,478 We're goin'to battle. 97 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:53,294 Every second that banner stays up here is a permanent scar on our reputation. 98 00:04:53,322 --> 00:04:54,556 It's like a stretch mark. 99 00:04:54,575 --> 00:04:56,596 I'm gonna need your help if we're going to fix this. 100 00:04:56,634 --> 00:04:58,146 - Anything. - You're social chair. 101 00:04:58,176 --> 00:05:00,936 Do you think you can convince the Psi Phi Pis to back out of the mixer 102 00:05:01,013 --> 00:05:03,234 without making it look like they dumped us? 103 00:05:03,368 --> 00:05:04,986 Challenging, but doable. 104 00:05:05,129 --> 00:05:07,310 - What are you gonna do? - I'll take care of Lizzi. 105 00:05:07,491 --> 00:05:09,309 Somehow. We've ignored her, 106 00:05:09,405 --> 00:05:11,868 snuck around her, gone along with her. 107 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:14,580 It just keeps getting worse. 108 00:05:14,653 --> 00:05:18,028 I think a little higher on the right, and then it'll be perfecto. 109 00:05:18,261 --> 00:05:20,838 You know, she plays it straight, but she's gotta have a past too. 110 00:05:20,896 --> 00:05:23,533 Maybe she's got, like, dead people in her closet. 111 00:05:23,661 --> 00:05:24,925 You did blackmail Rebecca. 112 00:05:24,963 --> 00:05:28,810 And if Lizzi were a diva demon like Rebecca, it would be much easier. 113 00:05:29,131 --> 00:05:31,848 But she's so freakin'perky and nice. 114 00:05:52,089 --> 00:05:53,345 Suit yourself. 115 00:05:57,836 --> 00:05:59,233 Won't be long now. 116 00:06:00,474 --> 00:06:02,120 You said that two hours ago. 117 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:05,363 Is that fear I sense in you, son? 118 00:06:05,906 --> 00:06:08,059 Or are you just quivering with anticipation? 119 00:06:08,116 --> 00:06:10,279 I wish I knew what I was anticipating. 120 00:06:11,411 --> 00:06:13,627 Why are you speaking with a southern accent? 121 00:06:14,065 --> 00:06:15,079 It's the chaw. 122 00:06:15,577 --> 00:06:16,447 Listen. 123 00:06:17,149 --> 00:06:19,952 Nobody can predict the twisted mind of the Omega Chi. 124 00:06:20,072 --> 00:06:21,477 But they're coming, spitter. 125 00:06:21,597 --> 00:06:23,001 They're coming hard. 126 00:06:23,291 --> 00:06:24,841 They ain't gonna come polite. 127 00:06:25,103 --> 00:06:27,155 Nobody's gonna be ringin'that doorbell. 128 00:06:31,149 --> 00:06:34,223 Doorbell. Doorbell. We've got doorbell. Hot alert. 129 00:06:34,343 --> 00:06:36,074 - Red leader? - Red team is go. 130 00:06:36,131 --> 00:06:37,673 - White leader? - White team is go. 131 00:06:37,796 --> 00:06:38,772 Blue leader? 132 00:06:40,303 --> 00:06:41,394 Blue leader. 133 00:06:42,713 --> 00:06:44,130 I ordered a pizza. 134 00:06:45,965 --> 00:06:47,860 And we all learn the lesson: 135 00:06:48,421 --> 00:06:49,684 pack a snack. 136 00:06:51,027 --> 00:06:51,811 Here. 137 00:06:52,786 --> 00:06:55,187 - Go get the pizza. - What if it's the Omega Chis? 138 00:06:55,412 --> 00:06:56,853 Then tip them poorly. 139 00:06:59,257 --> 00:07:02,224 And nail them with hot sauce. We'll be right behind you. Go on. 140 00:07:09,288 --> 00:07:10,475 Sweet moves. 141 00:07:21,416 --> 00:07:22,953 Calvin. What are you doing here? 142 00:07:23,020 --> 00:07:24,710 - Sorry, Rusty. - Sorry for what? 143 00:07:24,858 --> 00:07:25,856 Sorry for this. 144 00:07:29,641 --> 00:07:31,559 Fish smell! Fish smell! 145 00:07:31,616 --> 00:07:32,760 We have breach. 146 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:36,098 Stand by. Stand by. 147 00:07:36,288 --> 00:07:37,762 Hit the lights! 148 00:07:38,461 --> 00:07:39,609 There it is! 149 00:07:39,844 --> 00:07:41,338 Go, go, go! 150 00:07:45,732 --> 00:07:47,225 Go, go, go! 151 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:49,651 Spitter, let's go, let's go! 152 00:07:49,783 --> 00:07:52,462 - I can't see! Go, go, go! - We got 'em! 153 00:07:56,531 --> 00:07:58,120 This is gonna be fun. 154 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:01,886 Omega Chis! 155 00:08:02,058 --> 00:08:04,661 These guys were just decoys! Ambush. Mobilize. Mobilize! 156 00:08:04,747 --> 00:08:05,943 Run! 157 00:08:07,246 --> 00:08:08,490 Go, go, go! 158 00:08:08,548 --> 00:08:11,208 Get down, everybody! Get down! 159 00:08:41,385 --> 00:08:42,706 Hold the fence! 160 00:08:46,577 --> 00:08:48,113 Don't breathe it! 161 00:09:21,279 --> 00:09:23,614 Got a large meat lovers for beaver? 162 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:25,228 Over here. 163 00:09:32,481 --> 00:09:33,742 Keep the change. 164 00:09:34,106 --> 00:09:35,388 Enjoy your pie. 165 00:09:42,521 --> 00:09:43,861 Egg whites and fruit? 166 00:09:44,505 --> 00:09:45,711 You're so healthy. 167 00:09:46,562 --> 00:09:49,510 Discipline has become a theme in my life, thanks to you. 168 00:09:50,363 --> 00:09:51,528 Deep down, I think 169 00:09:51,588 --> 00:09:54,650 we've all been craving the structure you've brought to the house. 170 00:09:55,783 --> 00:09:57,870 That makes me so happy. 171 00:09:58,156 --> 00:10:00,855 And I'm so proud of our little ZBZ kittens. 172 00:10:03,471 --> 00:10:04,791 As... are we all. 173 00:10:05,484 --> 00:10:06,979 And I'm thinking 174 00:10:07,287 --> 00:10:10,455 that it would really benefit the sisterhood to have a sense of 175 00:10:10,609 --> 00:10:11,470 when 176 00:10:11,844 --> 00:10:14,407 we... As ZBZ kittens. 177 00:10:15,761 --> 00:10:17,790 Are ready to, 178 00:10:18,421 --> 00:10:19,550 be weaned... 179 00:10:19,982 --> 00:10:21,609 From your... 180 00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:23,645 Teat? 181 00:10:24,703 --> 00:10:27,145 You wanna know what it's gonna take to get me gone. 182 00:10:27,534 --> 00:10:29,161 We don't want to be a burden. 183 00:10:29,650 --> 00:10:32,320 There must be other chapters in need of your considerable talents. 184 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:35,460 If we had a chart, perhaps... 185 00:10:35,603 --> 00:10:38,666 A chart! That would be so cool! 186 00:10:39,242 --> 00:10:39,872 Yes. 187 00:10:40,095 --> 00:10:40,992 But no. 188 00:10:41,363 --> 00:10:43,937 This chapter's independence is solely up to my own discretion. 189 00:10:47,927 --> 00:10:48,996 And, 190 00:10:49,324 --> 00:10:50,480 in my mind, 191 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,725 there's really only one thing left for you to do 192 00:10:52,845 --> 00:10:55,233 to prove that you're all back on the right path. 193 00:10:58,101 --> 00:11:00,933 You and I are going on a field trip. 194 00:11:05,139 --> 00:11:07,283 So you want us to do more philanthropy? 195 00:11:07,345 --> 00:11:09,081 - That's it? - Not exactly. 196 00:11:09,289 --> 00:11:11,899 It does involve a little selflessness, though. 197 00:11:17,426 --> 00:11:18,326 Frannie? 198 00:11:18,722 --> 00:11:20,223 Your lost ZBZ sister. 199 00:11:22,930 --> 00:11:26,035 I thought Frannie was insane last semester, but I never... 200 00:11:42,977 --> 00:11:46,690 So, you've known where Frannie's been this whole time. 201 00:11:47,032 --> 00:11:50,286 Frannie contacted me almost immediately after I arrived at ZBZ. 202 00:11:50,340 --> 00:11:53,021 And she made it clear that she has deep regrets for her actions, 203 00:11:53,041 --> 00:11:55,059 and she wanted to make things right. 204 00:11:55,267 --> 00:11:56,779 And you believed her. 205 00:11:57,213 --> 00:12:00,658 Casey, I sincerely understand your skepticism. 206 00:12:00,711 --> 00:12:01,553 You do? 207 00:12:01,619 --> 00:12:05,064 I have been selfish and controlling... 208 00:12:06,137 --> 00:12:08,337 Well, most of my life. But 209 00:12:08,521 --> 00:12:10,913 being away has helped me gain some perspective. 210 00:12:11,143 --> 00:12:12,103 Take a hard, 211 00:12:12,373 --> 00:12:15,735 honest look at myself and figure out what I have to do to change. 212 00:12:15,812 --> 00:12:19,080 And since Frannie left, she has logged so many volunteer hours 213 00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:21,280 that if she were still a ZBZ in good standing, 214 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:23,559 the cru chapter would be leading the race right now 215 00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:25,462 for the national philanthropy cup. 216 00:12:25,811 --> 00:12:27,702 Great. But... 217 00:12:27,822 --> 00:12:31,029 We suspended her for abandoning the sority. 218 00:12:31,237 --> 00:12:33,705 A simple majority vote can overturn that suspension. 219 00:12:34,624 --> 00:12:36,057 We'd hold the diamond ceremony 220 00:12:36,177 --> 00:12:38,873 in which Frannie pledges her eternal loyalty to the sisters. 221 00:12:39,007 --> 00:12:41,325 And then each and every girl would have to accept. 222 00:12:41,512 --> 00:12:43,923 I wanna come back to ZBZ, Casey. 223 00:12:44,135 --> 00:12:46,861 And I want Jessica Simpson to stop putting out CDS, 224 00:12:47,014 --> 00:12:48,981 but you can't always get what you want. 225 00:12:50,461 --> 00:12:52,015 She nearly cost us our charter. 226 00:12:52,102 --> 00:12:54,317 Forgiveness is the supreme act of sisterhood. 227 00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:59,544 You asked me what you could do to regain your independence. 228 00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:01,475 This is it. 229 00:13:02,306 --> 00:13:04,813 Heal ZBZ's most painful internal wound. 230 00:13:14,722 --> 00:13:15,545 Jason? 231 00:13:15,675 --> 00:13:17,378 Hi. I'm ashleigh. 232 00:13:18,821 --> 00:13:20,849 It's weird how we all look the same. 233 00:13:23,239 --> 00:13:25,756 You're Psi Phi Pi social chair 234 00:13:25,918 --> 00:13:27,105 - Jason? - Yeah. 235 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:29,590 Sorry. 236 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:32,700 So. 237 00:13:32,719 --> 00:13:35,890 You're desperately looking for a way out of the mixer. 238 00:13:36,490 --> 00:13:38,871 - Not... desperately. - Why don't you just cancel? 239 00:13:39,364 --> 00:13:40,419 Well, we're... 240 00:13:40,539 --> 00:13:43,528 Sort of under the thumb of this rules-obsessed woman 241 00:13:43,670 --> 00:13:45,479 who's totally out of touch 242 00:13:45,747 --> 00:13:47,248 - with stuff. - Like 243 00:13:47,315 --> 00:13:49,332 social hierarchy and that sort of thing. 244 00:13:49,372 --> 00:13:51,273 - No, that's not what I meant. - Sure. 245 00:13:51,341 --> 00:13:53,799 So since you can't back out of the mixer, 246 00:13:54,288 --> 00:13:55,456 you want us to. 247 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:57,705 Which is fine. 248 00:13:58,092 --> 00:13:59,195 Consider it done. 249 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:04,764 Well, you know, it's not what you think. Our social calendar is really limited, 250 00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:07,177 and we have to consider our entire year when we make plans. 251 00:14:07,215 --> 00:14:08,838 Any smart social chair would. 252 00:14:08,972 --> 00:14:10,618 Like I said, consider it done. 253 00:14:12,335 --> 00:14:13,113 Fine. 254 00:14:16,082 --> 00:14:17,766 Did you just call me smart? 255 00:14:19,039 --> 00:14:20,168 Is that a problem? 256 00:14:20,244 --> 00:14:22,762 I just don't want there to be any hard feelings here. 257 00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:24,370 There aren't any. 258 00:14:24,499 --> 00:14:25,963 Well, I think there are. 259 00:14:27,048 --> 00:14:28,923 Okay. There are. 260 00:14:30,182 --> 00:14:32,874 Let's, have some coffee and discuss it. 261 00:14:33,201 --> 00:14:34,445 Thank you! 262 00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:41,425 Do I still smell like fish? 263 00:14:41,810 --> 00:14:44,241 Weallstill smell like fish, spitter. 264 00:14:44,298 --> 00:14:46,901 Get your daggum chins out your shoestrings. 265 00:14:47,676 --> 00:14:48,661 Okay, now. 266 00:14:49,077 --> 00:14:51,071 My Grandcappie used to tell me 267 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,409 that the true test of a solider don't come until 268 00:14:53,555 --> 00:14:56,852 you're full of holes and ain't got no bullets left. Now, 269 00:14:56,972 --> 00:14:59,317 we may be bleedin' and shooting blanks. 270 00:14:59,447 --> 00:15:02,472 We may smell like the stuff you find at the bottom of a catfish barrel, 271 00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:03,823 but this ain't over! 272 00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:06,013 This ain't even close to bein'over! 273 00:15:06,304 --> 00:15:07,797 It kinda feels over. 274 00:15:14,848 --> 00:15:16,417 Hot sauce in my chaw pouch. 275 00:15:16,787 --> 00:15:17,552 Pledge. 276 00:15:20,928 --> 00:15:21,885 Thank you. 277 00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:25,478 That's because you don't know about the counterattack, beav. 278 00:15:25,598 --> 00:15:26,957 What... counterattack? 279 00:15:27,661 --> 00:15:28,970 The biggest one ever. 280 00:15:29,254 --> 00:15:29,973 Yeah. 281 00:15:30,093 --> 00:15:31,266 Who's planning it? 282 00:15:32,693 --> 00:15:33,477 Beaver. 283 00:15:33,936 --> 00:15:35,218 Yeah. And me. 284 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:36,626 And wade. 285 00:15:37,677 --> 00:15:39,782 And whoever else has the persimmons 286 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:42,385 to pull themselves out of the pity pool 287 00:15:42,538 --> 00:15:43,554 and reload 288 00:15:43,917 --> 00:15:45,409 like a true Kappa Tau. 289 00:15:45,961 --> 00:15:47,026 Now, who's in? 290 00:15:50,248 --> 00:15:51,416 I said who's in? 291 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,061 - Yeah. - Yeah... 292 00:15:53,807 --> 00:15:54,948 Come on. 293 00:15:56,551 --> 00:15:59,284 - Hey, Cap, can I talk to you? - Yeah. Morale's low, spitter. 294 00:15:59,323 --> 00:16:01,321 - What do you got for me? - I hate Evan 295 00:16:01,435 --> 00:16:03,770 as much as you do, for many reasons. 296 00:16:03,890 --> 00:16:06,132 But if we launch a counterattack, the Omega Chis are gonna 297 00:16:06,171 --> 00:16:08,133 counter our counterattack. 298 00:16:09,253 --> 00:16:12,607 And then we'll counter their counter of our counterattack, 299 00:16:12,691 --> 00:16:16,021 and it'll go on and on and on until dean bowman busts us 300 00:16:16,749 --> 00:16:18,490 or someone gets really hurt. 301 00:16:19,628 --> 00:16:21,637 I mean, it's like, what's the point? 302 00:16:23,452 --> 00:16:24,593 What's the... 303 00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:30,520 What's the point in defending the honor of a bunch of guys 304 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:33,604 who vowed to protect you as you have them? 305 00:16:34,630 --> 00:16:37,903 I'm sorry, spitter. I don't really know how to answer that one. 306 00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:41,752 Keep working! 307 00:16:45,974 --> 00:16:49,169 And I really want to apologize for calling you stout. 308 00:16:49,323 --> 00:16:50,362 You're not. 309 00:16:52,099 --> 00:16:55,114 And Mandi, I am so, so sorry 310 00:16:55,171 --> 00:16:57,424 I told you your boyfriend was gay. 311 00:16:58,652 --> 00:16:59,994 You never told me that. 312 00:17:01,093 --> 00:17:03,558 Well... i was... Certainly thinking it. 313 00:17:03,717 --> 00:17:05,841 And I'm deeply sorry for that. 314 00:17:06,794 --> 00:17:10,450 The sisters are way too smart to buy her "thank you, India" act. 315 00:17:11,137 --> 00:17:13,893 Although she does kinda look like alanis. 316 00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:17,596 What? Like with her hair like that. 317 00:17:17,716 --> 00:17:21,295 Heather, if going plaid is your plan, then it's my plan too. 318 00:17:21,745 --> 00:17:24,386 Is it true that if Frannie's reinstated, lizzi will be gone? 319 00:17:24,445 --> 00:17:26,843 Did Frannie tell you that? Is it true or not? 320 00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:28,060 There 321 00:17:28,618 --> 00:17:30,529 would have to be a majority vote 322 00:17:30,562 --> 00:17:33,069 of the sisterhood to Even consider bringing her back. 323 00:17:33,121 --> 00:17:34,515 Then we hold this really 324 00:17:34,566 --> 00:17:36,193 complicated ceremony, 325 00:17:36,336 --> 00:17:39,609 and there the decision has to be unanimous to let her back in. 326 00:17:39,931 --> 00:17:41,634 I know you guys want Lizzi gone, 327 00:17:41,779 --> 00:17:45,041 but do you seriously think Frannie has changed? 328 00:17:45,178 --> 00:17:46,670 Think about how she treated you. 329 00:17:46,719 --> 00:17:49,762 Then ask yourself if you really want to go through that again. 330 00:17:53,196 --> 00:17:55,280 It looks like our friends over at Psi Phi Pi 331 00:17:55,336 --> 00:17:57,537 have made this saturday's big event... 332 00:17:58,086 --> 00:17:59,866 The biggest news on campus. 333 00:18:00,196 --> 00:18:01,689 I'm so excited! 334 00:18:02,851 --> 00:18:04,504 I think I'm ready to vote. 335 00:18:10,987 --> 00:18:13,060 I can't believe no one else had the guts 336 00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:15,374 to vote against holding the diamond ceremony. 337 00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:18,601 - I feel so antiwar right now. - Lizzi's been so annoying, 338 00:18:18,843 --> 00:18:21,185 everybody's forgotten had bad Frannie really is. 339 00:18:21,316 --> 00:18:22,766 And now she's back. 340 00:18:22,959 --> 00:18:24,173 Not necessarily. 341 00:18:24,774 --> 00:18:28,016 All it takes is one sister to say no during the diamond ceremony 342 00:18:28,136 --> 00:18:30,714 - to keep her out. - I don't know much about politics 343 00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:33,494 other than it's the only time it's okay to wear buttons. 344 00:18:33,614 --> 00:18:37,370 But, as president, aren't you supposed to follow the wishes of the sisterhood? 345 00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:39,705 Not if it hurts us in the long run. 346 00:18:40,113 --> 00:18:42,074 And you're one to talk, by the way. 347 00:18:42,194 --> 00:18:44,420 What happened to getting the PPPs to back out of the mixer? 348 00:18:44,812 --> 00:18:47,925 - Did you talk to their social chair? - Yes, I did. 349 00:18:48,077 --> 00:18:50,391 And they said they would back out. But then. 350 00:18:50,511 --> 00:18:51,661 I don't know. 351 00:18:52,511 --> 00:18:54,345 We ended up having coffee, and then... 352 00:18:54,587 --> 00:18:56,931 somehow the mixer ended up being back on. 353 00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,529 And... I don't know. 354 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:03,692 You had coffee with the Psi Phi Pi social chair? 355 00:19:04,013 --> 00:19:05,530 And now you like him? 356 00:19:06,671 --> 00:19:10,348 He's totally awkward and smart in the least attractive way. 357 00:19:11,090 --> 00:19:13,197 - Still, there's something about him. - Really. 358 00:19:13,669 --> 00:19:15,161 Could it be that... 359 00:19:15,611 --> 00:19:17,675 I don't know, he's a guy? 360 00:19:18,012 --> 00:19:20,379 - You said it yourself. You miss boys. - I know that, 361 00:19:20,499 --> 00:19:22,093 but this is different. 362 00:19:22,213 --> 00:19:26,270 I've never met Jason before, and yet, it's like I've known him forever. 363 00:19:26,702 --> 00:19:30,993 And I know it's totally creepy, but at the same time... 364 00:19:31,917 --> 00:19:33,166 Disturbingly hot. 365 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,764 Make a little room for me? 366 00:19:46,724 --> 00:19:49,885 Might not wanna get too close. I smell like an ahi burrito. 367 00:19:50,227 --> 00:19:53,325 Let me guess... Fish oil and hot sauce. 368 00:19:54,848 --> 00:19:56,407 - You heard? - I heard. 369 00:19:56,813 --> 00:19:58,242 It's kinda stupid, huh? 370 00:19:58,484 --> 00:20:01,534 If it wasn't stupid, it wouldn't be boys fighting. 371 00:20:02,390 --> 00:20:06,209 You ever feel like everybody around you has completely lost their mind? 372 00:20:06,451 --> 00:20:08,530 Last night when I was under the barbecue, 373 00:20:08,650 --> 00:20:11,802 I saw Beaver smearing mayonnaise on an Omega Chi pledge. 374 00:20:12,051 --> 00:20:14,714 People are who they are. Just because one says they're gonna be different 375 00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:17,470 - doesn't mean they will be. - Same goes for pigs. 376 00:20:17,746 --> 00:20:19,296 See? You're all crazy. 377 00:20:19,867 --> 00:20:23,734 It's an allegory using barnyard animals to criticize the russian revolution. 378 00:20:24,174 --> 00:20:25,820 How even the purest minds 379 00:20:25,940 --> 00:20:29,190 can be corrupted by leaders who are addicted to power. 380 00:20:29,606 --> 00:20:31,818 - Sounds alarmingly familiar. - You read it? 381 00:20:33,038 --> 00:20:35,657 But Frannie's doing this whole born again nice person act, 382 00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:38,412 - everybody wants her reinstated but me. - Wasn't she gone? 383 00:20:38,532 --> 00:20:41,239 She's back, and since I'm the leader of the resistance, 384 00:20:41,359 --> 00:20:43,525 which is basically just me and Ashleigh, 385 00:20:43,645 --> 00:20:45,289 Lizzi makes me go through mediation. 386 00:20:46,558 --> 00:20:47,789 Mediation. 387 00:20:50,642 --> 00:20:53,503 - That's actually a really good idea. - I doubt it. 388 00:20:53,988 --> 00:20:55,925 You never know until you try. 389 00:20:58,540 --> 00:21:01,557 Phase one of mediation is airing of grievances. 390 00:21:01,801 --> 00:21:04,287 There can be no yelling, no interrupting, 391 00:21:04,407 --> 00:21:06,012 no scoffing, and no face making. 392 00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:09,194 And to avoid accusations, each point of interest 393 00:21:09,314 --> 00:21:11,890 must begin with the words "I feel." 394 00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:18,151 I feel... 395 00:21:18,518 --> 00:21:22,990 that Frannie put the entire sisterhood in jeopardy by advocating a policy 396 00:21:23,110 --> 00:21:26,058 of dishonesty in handling our crisis with Nationals. 397 00:21:26,503 --> 00:21:30,150 I also feel that her abuse of chapter funds and decision 398 00:21:30,288 --> 00:21:32,837 to leave the house after being removed as president showed 399 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,382 that the well-being of the sisterhood was not her primary concern. 400 00:21:37,445 --> 00:21:38,843 That was very well done. 401 00:21:40,447 --> 00:21:42,097 Frannie, it's your turn. 402 00:21:43,671 --> 00:21:45,073 I feel... 403 00:21:46,237 --> 00:21:47,292 that... 404 00:21:48,789 --> 00:21:50,565 I have no grievances to air. 405 00:21:52,735 --> 00:21:53,816 Was that a scoff? 406 00:21:54,417 --> 00:21:55,978 A... hiccup? 407 00:21:57,337 --> 00:21:58,337 Sorry. 408 00:21:59,833 --> 00:22:00,833 All right. 409 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:05,354 What{, specifically,} do you need from Frannie in order to accept her back? 410 00:22:05,512 --> 00:22:08,289 Not only into Zeta Beta Zeta, but back into your heart. 411 00:22:16,744 --> 00:22:18,278 - I need... - I feel. 412 00:22:18,540 --> 00:22:19,508 I feel. 413 00:22:20,429 --> 00:22:22,021 I don't know. 414 00:22:22,983 --> 00:22:25,359 That I need Frannie to... 415 00:22:26,539 --> 00:22:27,642 make things right. 416 00:22:30,167 --> 00:22:31,815 I feel that... 417 00:22:32,780 --> 00:22:35,401 I can't do anything to change the past. 418 00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:37,777 But I promise... 419 00:22:38,019 --> 00:22:41,116 to do everything I can as a sister 420 00:22:41,433 --> 00:22:43,950 and a friend to redeem myself in the present. 421 00:22:47,645 --> 00:22:48,829 Is that satisfactory? 422 00:22:50,019 --> 00:22:52,500 - I'm sorry, it's not. - What's the problem? 423 00:22:53,618 --> 00:22:56,376 She doesn't mean it. How can I be the only one to see? 424 00:22:56,496 --> 00:22:59,514 - Violation. - This is just not going to happen. 425 00:23:16,058 --> 00:23:17,514 I'd like my privacy. 426 00:23:23,138 --> 00:23:24,138 Perfect. 427 00:23:24,401 --> 00:23:27,037 I know you're upset, and I honor that. 428 00:23:28,226 --> 00:23:29,766 I just thought if... 429 00:23:30,112 --> 00:23:34,014 We spoke privately, we could get underneath... 430 00:23:35,473 --> 00:23:37,806 - what's bothering you. - You are what's bothering me. 431 00:23:37,926 --> 00:23:40,058 There's nothing to get underneath. 432 00:23:40,178 --> 00:23:42,120 I'm really trying here. 433 00:23:43,844 --> 00:23:45,991 - Maybe you could do the same. - Please. 434 00:23:46,111 --> 00:23:50,182 You and I both know that nice Frannie is just a new way to manipulate people. 435 00:23:50,508 --> 00:23:53,763 - It's what you've always done. - You have a selective memory. 436 00:23:54,631 --> 00:23:57,440 And here are the memories I've selected. 437 00:23:57,956 --> 00:24:01,381 You wanted to give my room to Rebecca because of her father's private jet. 438 00:24:01,501 --> 00:24:04,489 You tried to sabotage my chances to become Omega Chi Sweetheart. 439 00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:08,191 You guilted me into staying with Evan after he cheated on me. 440 00:24:08,311 --> 00:24:11,514 Then when our relationship was no longer helpful to you, 441 00:24:11,634 --> 00:24:12,884 you broke us up. 442 00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:15,207 Are there some other highlights I've missed? 443 00:24:15,832 --> 00:24:16,832 Look... 444 00:24:18,388 --> 00:24:21,917 I've done my best to take responsibility for my mistakes. 445 00:24:22,256 --> 00:24:24,809 But you act like I made you stay with Evan. 446 00:24:25,471 --> 00:24:26,594 It was your choice. 447 00:24:27,060 --> 00:24:29,597 It was also your choice to haze Rebecca out of spite, 448 00:24:29,839 --> 00:24:33,868 which put me in the awkward position of having to discipline my little sister. 449 00:24:33,988 --> 00:24:35,338 Who eventually... 450 00:24:36,111 --> 00:24:39,840 Went behind my back to Tegan and stole my presidency. 451 00:24:40,141 --> 00:24:44,070 I didn't steal your presidency. I did what I had to do to save the house. 452 00:24:44,312 --> 00:24:47,596 - You should have talked to me first. - And you should have been a friend. 453 00:24:47,716 --> 00:24:50,117 But you were completely incapable of doing that. 454 00:24:54,143 --> 00:24:55,793 You don't want me here? 455 00:24:57,801 --> 00:24:58,801 Fine. 456 00:25:02,330 --> 00:25:05,125 Good luck spending the rest of the year with Lizzi. 457 00:25:10,129 --> 00:25:12,379 Don't worry. I know what I'm doing. 458 00:25:14,822 --> 00:25:17,115 - This is a bad idea. - It's a great idea. 459 00:25:17,235 --> 00:25:19,313 Shouldn't we be able to be in separate fraternities 460 00:25:19,555 --> 00:25:21,239 and still have a normal friendship? 461 00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:23,925 But right now, things are still totally agro. 462 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:27,279 - And Cappie and Evan hate each other. - Exactly. That's my whole point. 463 00:25:27,521 --> 00:25:30,324 Now is not the time, okay? Please don't do this. 464 00:25:30,816 --> 00:25:32,480 I have to do this. 465 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,177 You lost? 466 00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:47,294 I'm not lost. I'm here to make a proposition. 467 00:25:48,263 --> 00:25:52,008 My proposition is we clean the toilet with his brillo head. 468 00:25:54,740 --> 00:25:56,690 Let's hear what he has to say. 469 00:26:00,204 --> 00:26:03,677 I'm here to make a case for peace between Omega Chi and Kappa Tau. 470 00:26:05,571 --> 00:26:09,234 Pipe it, guys. Come on, look, he had the nuts to walk in here alone. 471 00:26:09,772 --> 00:26:12,522 Give him a chance to say his piece. Go ahead. 472 00:26:14,399 --> 00:26:17,057 I know there are plenty of good guys in this fraternity. 473 00:26:17,177 --> 00:26:19,827 There are plenty of good guys in Kappa Tau. 474 00:26:20,049 --> 00:26:22,042 So here's my question: why are we enemies? 475 00:26:23,016 --> 00:26:24,234 I'll tell you why. 476 00:26:24,354 --> 00:26:26,463 Because we let a conflict between two people 477 00:26:26,793 --> 00:26:30,467 or maybe three people become a war involving us all. 478 00:26:31,469 --> 00:26:32,926 Are we just barnyard animals, 479 00:26:33,047 --> 00:26:36,446 blindly following our leader into a battle we don't even understand? 480 00:26:37,056 --> 00:26:39,242 Or are we intelligent people who see the value 481 00:26:39,362 --> 00:26:42,828 in an alliance between the two best fraternities on campus? 482 00:26:43,848 --> 00:26:46,598 If we work together, we can make this happen. 483 00:26:48,281 --> 00:26:51,426 It all starts with getting the people that have a problem with each other 484 00:26:51,546 --> 00:26:54,645 in the same room and helping them solve their diff... 485 00:27:15,744 --> 00:27:17,094 Officer Huck. Hey. 486 00:27:17,339 --> 00:27:20,237 - How's the fungus coming along? - Save it. 487 00:27:20,549 --> 00:27:22,801 - He one of yours? - Our best and brightest. 488 00:27:22,921 --> 00:27:25,522 Who's responsible for the prank? I want names. 489 00:27:26,039 --> 00:27:28,289 Think he's ratting us out right now? 490 00:27:29,185 --> 00:27:31,320 Cappie's gonna want revenge on his own terms. 491 00:27:31,657 --> 00:27:35,407 He's probably just telling Officer Huck some lame story to make him go away. 492 00:27:35,649 --> 00:27:37,409 It's actually a physics experiment. 493 00:27:38,610 --> 00:27:39,610 Gone awry. 494 00:27:40,136 --> 00:27:41,558 A physics experiment? 495 00:27:42,274 --> 00:27:45,571 How heat affects the molecular structure of lode-bearing adhesives, 496 00:27:45,691 --> 00:27:47,212 which, as, I'm sure you know, 497 00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:49,910 creates a highly volatile results set. 498 00:27:50,375 --> 00:27:51,690 You okay, buddy? 499 00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:53,754 You hang in there, okay? 500 00:27:55,118 --> 00:27:56,868 Kinda feel bad about this. 501 00:27:56,988 --> 00:28:00,325 He knew what he was getting into when he walked into the house. 502 00:28:00,445 --> 00:28:01,445 True. 503 00:28:01,832 --> 00:28:04,671 Do you feel bad 'cause you really believe we shouldn't have done it, 504 00:28:04,791 --> 00:28:08,041 or because you're worried about what Rusty will think? 505 00:28:08,391 --> 00:28:09,941 There's a difference. 506 00:28:11,395 --> 00:28:13,988 Everybody always says that leadership is about compromise, 507 00:28:14,230 --> 00:28:16,616 I never thought I'd have to make a decision like this. 508 00:28:16,736 --> 00:28:18,742 You girls take everything so seriously. 509 00:28:18,984 --> 00:28:22,370 In the grand scheme of things, who gets to live in a sorority house? 510 00:28:22,490 --> 00:28:25,383 - It's pretty meaningless. - Excuse me? 511 00:28:27,033 --> 00:28:30,038 Did I tell you that Jason is an astrophysics major? 512 00:28:30,158 --> 00:28:33,756 - He knows Rusty. - Could you get us some more macchiatos? 513 00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:36,760 - Sure. - Single shot of espresso. 514 00:28:37,007 --> 00:28:39,678 - Small dollop of foam. - Right. 515 00:28:43,950 --> 00:28:46,364 I know of your brother. But he's a... 516 00:28:46,688 --> 00:28:48,211 A polymer engineer. 517 00:28:48,406 --> 00:28:51,156 So it's not like we have a lot to talk about. 518 00:28:52,341 --> 00:28:54,387 - That's weird. - Not really. 519 00:28:54,555 --> 00:28:56,697 Polymers are as interesting as a dirt sandwich. 520 00:28:57,446 --> 00:29:00,758 What's weird is I feel like I've met you before. 521 00:29:01,762 --> 00:29:03,012 Highly unlikely. 522 00:29:03,635 --> 00:29:06,566 - I am gonna go hit the head, Carrie. - It's Casey. 523 00:29:09,837 --> 00:29:13,340 Right. I'm sorry. I'm so bad with names. 524 00:29:15,584 --> 00:29:16,584 Bad with... 525 00:29:18,234 --> 00:29:20,882 - My God, that's it! - Where's Jason? 526 00:29:21,186 --> 00:29:22,436 In the bathroom. 527 00:29:22,868 --> 00:29:26,718 Remember how you said you felt like you've known this guy forever? 528 00:29:28,761 --> 00:29:31,484 It only seems like forever. 529 00:29:31,807 --> 00:29:35,157 The truth is, you've known him for the past seven years. 530 00:29:35,518 --> 00:29:37,780 Jason is Travis. In a dork suit. 531 00:29:40,096 --> 00:29:43,851 Jason is nothing like Travis. Travis was tall and hot. 532 00:29:44,241 --> 00:29:45,241 And... 533 00:29:46,938 --> 00:29:48,077 And rude, 534 00:29:48,817 --> 00:29:51,072 arrogant and disrespectful. 535 00:29:51,368 --> 00:29:53,587 And had you fetching drinks you don't even like. 536 00:29:54,765 --> 00:29:56,215 He called me Carrie. 537 00:29:58,709 --> 00:29:59,781 I am so... 538 00:30:00,013 --> 00:30:03,073 daytime talk show material. What is wrong with me? 539 00:30:01,786 --> 00:30:03,258 What is wrong with me? 540 00:30:03,471 --> 00:30:05,906 Well, maybe you didn't find him so much 541 00:30:06,618 --> 00:30:07,587 attractive 542 00:30:07,850 --> 00:30:08,531 but 543 00:30:08,868 --> 00:30:09,645 familiar. 544 00:30:09,823 --> 00:30:11,351 We all repeat patterns. 545 00:30:11,474 --> 00:30:12,126 No. 546 00:30:12,668 --> 00:30:14,289 I thought he was attractive. 547 00:30:15,086 --> 00:30:17,602 And that's a pattern that's gonna end right now. 548 00:30:17,889 --> 00:30:19,078 Come with me. 549 00:30:24,136 --> 00:30:25,412 Listen up, Jason. 550 00:30:25,568 --> 00:30:27,804 Or should I say Travis? 551 00:30:28,953 --> 00:30:30,462 You... go find a tree. 552 00:30:31,509 --> 00:30:35,193 I spent seven years letting you make me feel like I wasn't pretty 553 00:30:35,337 --> 00:30:38,416 or smart or refined enough to be worthy. And 554 00:30:38,547 --> 00:30:41,645 I'm not gonna do it anymore. I'm not gonna be attracted 555 00:30:41,879 --> 00:30:43,631 this anymore. 556 00:30:43,939 --> 00:30:47,028 Because I am smart, and I'm hot, 557 00:30:47,113 --> 00:30:49,854 and nobody I spend time with is gonna disrespect me 558 00:30:49,910 --> 00:30:51,585 or my friends... ever. 559 00:30:52,168 --> 00:30:52,801 So 560 00:30:53,127 --> 00:30:56,118 you know what you're gonna do now? You're gonna go back to your house, 561 00:30:56,262 --> 00:30:58,201 and you're gonna say that as social chair, 562 00:30:58,265 --> 00:31:01,570 you think it's in everybody's best interest to cancel the mixer. 563 00:31:01,936 --> 00:31:03,072 Why would I do that? 564 00:31:03,102 --> 00:31:04,738 Because, if you don't, 565 00:31:05,275 --> 00:31:07,082 i'll tell everyone what I saw. 566 00:31:07,230 --> 00:31:09,706 Or, actually, didn't see 567 00:31:10,062 --> 00:31:11,487 while I was in here. 568 00:31:12,443 --> 00:31:14,615 I think... We can go now. 569 00:31:15,289 --> 00:31:16,742 Yes, we can. 570 00:31:27,278 --> 00:31:27,983 Hey. 571 00:31:28,398 --> 00:31:29,825 Just came by to, you know, 572 00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:32,265 - see how you're doing. - And then what? You and the brothers 573 00:31:32,293 --> 00:31:33,831 gonna go club some baby seals? 574 00:31:34,046 --> 00:31:34,731 Well, 575 00:31:35,026 --> 00:31:37,363 are they Kappa Tau baby seals? Because maybe... 576 00:31:39,370 --> 00:31:40,582 Come on. 577 00:31:40,931 --> 00:31:42,702 Rusty, it was a college prank, all right? 578 00:31:42,754 --> 00:31:44,304 You can't take it so personally. 579 00:31:47,543 --> 00:31:50,373 It's funny you say that, 'cause I keep thinking how it would have played 580 00:31:50,416 --> 00:31:52,410 out if you'd gone to the Kappa Tau house. 581 00:31:52,690 --> 00:31:54,740 I never would have let that same thing happen to you. 582 00:31:54,777 --> 00:31:56,137 I warned you, all right? 583 00:31:56,198 --> 00:31:58,776 I told you going in it was not a good idea. You didn't listen. 584 00:31:58,857 --> 00:32:01,793 They abducted me and taped me to the side of a building. 585 00:32:01,970 --> 00:32:04,798 - You did nothing to stop it. - It was a prank! 586 00:32:06,601 --> 00:32:07,477 Come on. 587 00:32:12,848 --> 00:32:14,281 I've got studying to do. 588 00:32:20,262 --> 00:32:21,007 Okay. 589 00:32:40,894 --> 00:32:43,167 Since I'm gonna be staying until the end of the year, 590 00:32:43,215 --> 00:32:45,348 I thought I would make my room a little homier. 591 00:32:45,497 --> 00:32:46,885 And this danish furniture... 592 00:32:46,935 --> 00:32:48,463 It's so snazzy! 593 00:32:48,595 --> 00:32:49,672 And economical. 594 00:32:49,810 --> 00:32:52,187 Now, I am all about this farnsek bureau... 595 00:32:52,214 --> 00:32:54,268 But maybe the blogaard bookshelf would just be a more 596 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:55,709 practical use of my space. 597 00:32:55,929 --> 00:32:57,586 Is there some other thing 598 00:32:57,706 --> 00:32:59,342 we can do as sisters 599 00:32:59,453 --> 00:33:00,642 to be independent 600 00:33:00,762 --> 00:33:02,632 other than readmitting Frannie? 601 00:33:03,025 --> 00:33:05,146 Wish there was, Casey. That's the only solution. 602 00:33:05,633 --> 00:33:07,361 I know you said forgiveness is 603 00:33:07,657 --> 00:33:09,175 the ultimate act of sisterhood. 604 00:33:09,286 --> 00:33:11,504 But how can I do something 605 00:33:11,561 --> 00:33:14,597 when every fiber of my being tells me it's wrong? 606 00:33:18,902 --> 00:33:20,095 Read this. 607 00:33:21,627 --> 00:33:23,043 I read this as a pledge. 608 00:33:23,107 --> 00:33:24,630 It's not like there's some 609 00:33:24,795 --> 00:33:26,919 ritual for behavior modification. 610 00:33:26,970 --> 00:33:29,146 Sometimes a second, closer examination 611 00:33:29,187 --> 00:33:31,162 can reveal things you didn't see before. 612 00:33:33,372 --> 00:33:35,086 Now, if I go with the blogaard bookshelf, 613 00:33:35,105 --> 00:33:37,546 i'm totally getting the smeglon nightstand. 614 00:33:45,251 --> 00:33:46,718 - Hey, Cappie. - Spitter, 615 00:33:46,751 --> 00:33:49,357 good to see you're out and about. Here, come check these out. 616 00:33:53,558 --> 00:33:57,515 Schematics of the Omega Chi house. First drawn in 1979. 617 00:33:57,559 --> 00:33:59,087 Then carefully added to 618 00:33:59,154 --> 00:34:01,720 and adjusted by each class ever since. 619 00:34:01,832 --> 00:34:05,410 Egyptian Joe, head of the plumbing after the war of'04. 620 00:34:06,151 --> 00:34:08,046 The only thing we don't have is the air vents. 621 00:34:08,102 --> 00:34:09,190 These will help. 622 00:34:10,095 --> 00:34:11,884 You still looking for a counterattack idea? 623 00:34:12,341 --> 00:34:15,062 Well, I was waiting for inspiration to strike at any moment. 624 00:34:15,832 --> 00:34:17,482 Unless you've got something. 625 00:34:18,069 --> 00:34:19,519 Yeah. I think I do. 626 00:34:22,359 --> 00:34:24,036 To reaffirm the spirit 627 00:34:24,122 --> 00:34:26,608 and foundation of the Diamond Ceremony, 628 00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:29,075 we will begin with the sacred 629 00:34:29,224 --> 00:34:31,877 Zeta Beta Zeta pledge of sisterhood. 630 00:34:32,459 --> 00:34:34,788 To the sisterhood, we pledge truth... 631 00:34:35,220 --> 00:34:37,568 Loyalty, and sority. 632 00:34:37,744 --> 00:34:40,147 Unrestricted, our commitment. 633 00:34:40,285 --> 00:34:42,621 Unconditional, our allegiance. 634 00:34:42,795 --> 00:34:46,256 With hearts and souls that are forevermore 635 00:34:46,411 --> 00:34:48,274 Zeta Beta Zeta. 636 00:34:50,379 --> 00:34:51,624 With humility, 637 00:34:52,178 --> 00:34:53,575 I pledge my soul 638 00:34:54,042 --> 00:34:55,459 to Zeta Beta Zeta. 639 00:34:56,016 --> 00:34:57,302 I accept your pledge. 640 00:34:57,691 --> 00:34:59,629 And I welcome you back into my heart. 641 00:35:10,298 --> 00:35:11,329 With humility, 642 00:35:11,613 --> 00:35:13,081 I pledge my soul 643 00:35:13,451 --> 00:35:14,830 to Zeta Beta Zeta. 644 00:35:16,418 --> 00:35:17,983 I accept your pledge. 645 00:35:18,130 --> 00:35:20,124 And I welcome you back into my heart. 646 00:35:34,964 --> 00:35:37,383 With humility, I pledge my soul 647 00:35:37,948 --> 00:35:39,569 to Zeta Beta Zeta. 648 00:35:44,620 --> 00:35:47,583 I accept your pledge and welcome you back into my heart. 649 00:35:56,141 --> 00:35:59,577 With humility, I pledge my soul 650 00:36:00,029 --> 00:36:01,433 to Zeta Beta Zeta. 651 00:36:16,035 --> 00:36:18,024 I accept your pledge 652 00:36:19,148 --> 00:36:21,309 and welcome you back into my heart. 653 00:36:36,524 --> 00:36:39,095 Stop it. You gotta stop. 654 00:36:39,946 --> 00:36:41,288 Casey... 655 00:36:44,064 --> 00:36:46,781 That's a cow! That's a cow! 656 00:37:19,447 --> 00:37:21,478 Truly inspired idea, spitter. 657 00:37:21,788 --> 00:37:22,884 How do you feel? 658 00:37:24,699 --> 00:37:25,407 Good. 659 00:37:26,439 --> 00:37:27,498 I feel good. 660 00:37:28,386 --> 00:37:30,976 Guess we'd better reinforce the house before they strike back. 661 00:37:31,054 --> 00:37:31,706 Hey! 662 00:37:31,936 --> 00:37:32,868 Too late. 663 00:37:33,256 --> 00:37:35,250 Quite a mixer you boys must have had last night. 664 00:37:35,296 --> 00:37:37,528 Is this a new sorority, or... You will pay for this. 665 00:37:37,565 --> 00:37:38,459 Chambers. 666 00:37:38,755 --> 00:37:40,971 Dean bowman wants names and specifics. 667 00:37:41,046 --> 00:37:41,866 Yeah. 668 00:37:43,858 --> 00:37:46,765 You take us down, and you will go with us. 669 00:37:47,246 --> 00:37:48,047 Or... 670 00:37:48,323 --> 00:37:49,143 Or what? 671 00:37:49,501 --> 00:37:50,298 Or... 672 00:37:51,150 --> 00:37:52,552 we let things cool off, 673 00:37:52,948 --> 00:37:54,971 turn our swords into plowshares 674 00:37:55,521 --> 00:37:56,881 for the time being. 675 00:38:01,143 --> 00:38:02,428 For the time being. 676 00:38:03,074 --> 00:38:04,062 Chambers! 677 00:38:06,722 --> 00:38:07,896 For the time being. 678 00:38:12,364 --> 00:38:13,847 We're gonna start farming? 679 00:38:13,940 --> 00:38:15,827 Perhaps, wade. Perhaps. 680 00:38:16,232 --> 00:38:18,959 But it will be the memories of this victory that sustain us 681 00:38:19,585 --> 00:38:21,859 until the fires of war burn again. 682 00:38:23,981 --> 00:38:25,397 Let's go get some pizza. 683 00:38:40,814 --> 00:38:43,516 Who better to be my welcoming committee? 684 00:38:43,859 --> 00:38:46,542 I thought I'd start moving back in gradually. 685 00:38:47,921 --> 00:38:50,418 I'm so glad we were able to come to this agreement. 686 00:38:50,625 --> 00:38:52,724 - It's good to be home. - I'm glad too. 687 00:38:53,211 --> 00:38:56,025 But I wish you had called before you packed everything up. 688 00:38:56,460 --> 00:38:58,640 Is Lizzi still in my room? I don't mind waiting. 689 00:38:58,678 --> 00:39:02,647 Are you familiar with rule 57q in the ZBZ book of rules and ritual? 690 00:39:03,434 --> 00:39:04,757 57q. 691 00:39:04,919 --> 00:39:06,913 It states that the ZBZ president has the right 692 00:39:06,950 --> 00:39:10,028 To put recently reinstated members on probation. 693 00:39:10,731 --> 00:39:11,719 It does. 694 00:39:11,846 --> 00:39:15,103 Yes. And since actives on probation aren't allowed to live in the house, 695 00:39:15,271 --> 00:39:17,399 i'm sorry to tell you that ZBZ rules 696 00:39:17,428 --> 00:39:19,424 prevent you from moving in today. 697 00:39:20,676 --> 00:39:21,959 Are you sorry... 698 00:39:22,296 --> 00:39:23,042 Casey? 699 00:39:23,526 --> 00:39:25,613 The agreement was that you would be reinstated. 700 00:39:25,701 --> 00:39:28,235 And you are. But for the good of the sisterhood, 701 00:39:28,267 --> 00:39:31,249 we need to be sure that you really have changed. 702 00:39:32,629 --> 00:39:34,903 Well, whatever's best for the sisterhood. 703 00:39:35,109 --> 00:39:36,805 I'm glad you understand. 704 00:39:36,990 --> 00:39:37,829 I do. 705 00:39:38,723 --> 00:39:40,565 And besides... 706 00:39:40,846 --> 00:39:44,235 You can't keep me on probation for more than three months. 707 00:39:44,784 --> 00:39:46,946 I believe that's rule 62. 708 00:39:59,666 --> 00:40:01,119 You smell that, spitter? 709 00:40:01,655 --> 00:40:03,314 It's the smell of peace. 710 00:40:03,505 --> 00:40:06,150 I'm actually talking about the coffee here. Having a little moment. 711 00:40:08,714 --> 00:40:10,205 Yes, absolutely. 712 00:40:10,338 --> 00:40:13,226 Vacationing off the sumatran coast two summers ago... 713 00:40:13,369 --> 00:40:15,996 Alonecon me bella mentor, altagracia. 714 00:40:17,907 --> 00:40:20,143 Sumatra is an Island off Indonesia. 715 00:40:20,569 --> 00:40:22,054 People there speak Malaysian. 716 00:40:22,250 --> 00:40:23,809 - They do? - Yeah. 717 00:40:23,884 --> 00:40:25,598 Well, that explains a lot. 718 00:40:28,368 --> 00:40:29,878 - Hey. - Hey. 719 00:40:35,157 --> 00:40:37,505 Have you ever had any friends outside the fraternity? 720 00:40:37,766 --> 00:40:39,555 Sure. Yeah. 721 00:40:39,813 --> 00:40:40,813 Jana. 722 00:40:41,561 --> 00:40:42,561 Julia. 723 00:40:43,398 --> 00:40:45,988 Rachel. She was an especially good friend. 724 00:40:46,062 --> 00:40:47,576 No, no. I mean guy friends. 725 00:40:47,650 --> 00:40:48,989 Right... 726 00:40:49,323 --> 00:40:50,516 Then the answer's no. 727 00:40:50,787 --> 00:40:52,490 Well, weren't you friends with Evan? 728 00:40:53,128 --> 00:40:53,780 Yes. 729 00:40:53,834 --> 00:40:56,342 Evan Longoria and I roomed together freshman year, 730 00:40:56,379 --> 00:40:57,982 as you well know. But, 731 00:40:58,652 --> 00:41:00,926 there were numerous factors that led to our breakup. 732 00:41:01,863 --> 00:41:05,180 Friendships in college are sort of like Cro-Magnon man. 733 00:41:05,622 --> 00:41:07,858 They either evolve or they become extinct. 734 00:41:08,217 --> 00:41:10,789 Now, for you and Calvin, it's all gonna depend on how much energy 735 00:41:10,830 --> 00:41:12,614 you're willing to put into 736 00:41:13,056 --> 00:41:14,230 adapting. 737 00:41:14,526 --> 00:41:15,854 Yeah. I guess it's hard 738 00:41:15,855 --> 00:41:18,981 knowing whether we're evolving or dying out. 739 00:41:19,110 --> 00:41:21,085 Well, only time will tell. 740 00:41:21,751 --> 00:41:23,547 - Meanwhile... - Dobler's. 741 00:41:23,984 --> 00:41:25,903 See? You are adapting. 742 00:41:33,969 --> 00:41:35,963 I wanted to return this. 743 00:41:36,431 --> 00:41:38,015 And say thank you. 744 00:41:38,276 --> 00:41:39,618 Guess I finally realized 745 00:41:39,750 --> 00:41:41,904 I could use the rules to help me get what I want instead 746 00:41:41,948 --> 00:41:44,086 of trying to figure out a way to go around them. 747 00:41:44,281 --> 00:41:46,339 You're becoming an excellent leader, Casey. 748 00:41:46,459 --> 00:41:48,094 And I want you to keep the book. 749 00:41:48,237 --> 00:41:49,821 One question. 750 00:41:50,199 --> 00:41:52,547 Were you specifically thinking of rule 751 00:41:52,603 --> 00:41:55,398 57q when you told me to reread the book? 752 00:41:55,783 --> 00:41:57,534 Rule 57q. 753 00:41:59,445 --> 00:42:00,619 I'm not familiar. 754 00:42:05,057 --> 00:42:05,916 So... 755 00:42:06,348 --> 00:42:08,460 - where are you off to? - Oklahoma chapter. 756 00:42:08,626 --> 00:42:10,324 Hazing gone haywire. 757 00:42:13,092 --> 00:42:14,582 Farewell, my sisters. 758 00:42:14,896 --> 00:42:17,200 Keep the principles of Zeta Beta Zeta 759 00:42:17,327 --> 00:42:19,089 close to your heart always. 760 00:42:21,281 --> 00:42:22,334 Farewell. 761 00:42:23,167 --> 00:42:24,993 Bye! 762 00:42:28,615 --> 00:42:29,767 Bye! 763 00:42:38,912 --> 00:42:40,831 I sure am gonna miss Lizzi. 764 00:42:41,762 --> 00:42:42,694 Really? 765 00:42:43,100 --> 00:42:44,144 Not at all. 766 00:42:44,194 --> 00:42:48,744 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 57132

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