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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,042 --> 00:00:01,117 Previously onGreek... 2 00:00:01,256 --> 00:00:03,220 Look, Case, the reason I broke up with you is... 3 00:00:03,217 --> 00:00:05,020 - I dumped you. - Why do we have to do this? 4 00:00:05,171 --> 00:00:07,187 Because he's the teacher and we do as we're told. 5 00:00:07,183 --> 00:00:09,333 I'm not here to coddle you or inspire you. 6 00:00:09,583 --> 00:00:10,627 So you hazed us. 7 00:00:11,444 --> 00:00:12,594 I miss my boyfriend. 8 00:00:12,829 --> 00:00:13,855 I want to do that. 9 00:00:13,924 --> 00:00:16,467 You'd do that if you wanted to, but you're committed to your man, 10 00:00:16,460 --> 00:00:17,465 and that takes character. 11 00:00:17,628 --> 00:00:18,756 I'm sorry, Case, 12 00:00:18,922 --> 00:00:22,095 but when I think about you and Cappie, I kind of lose my mind. 13 00:00:22,309 --> 00:00:23,448 Do you want to be with her? 14 00:00:23,460 --> 00:00:25,814 I do. She's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. 15 00:00:25,945 --> 00:00:28,361 I hope I didn't hurt you when I ended things. 16 00:00:28,628 --> 00:00:29,645 Who said it's over? 17 00:00:43,476 --> 00:00:44,759 Screw the poor? 18 00:00:45,359 --> 00:00:46,559 Survival of the richest. 19 00:00:46,776 --> 00:00:49,143 Doesn't that seem... Wrong? 20 00:00:50,493 --> 00:00:52,581 You want an "A" in Finsterbach's macro econ class, 21 00:00:52,810 --> 00:00:55,872 then you have to understand Finster hates anybody below the poverty line. 22 00:00:56,745 --> 00:00:59,953 So just ignore chapters 10 through 13 for the midterm? 23 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:02,339 He calls them the homeless pages. 24 00:01:02,989 --> 00:01:05,997 It's best to just close your eyes and pretend that they're not even there. 25 00:01:07,158 --> 00:01:08,210 Nice. 26 00:01:08,965 --> 00:01:11,321 Omega Chi membership certainly has its privileges. 27 00:01:13,967 --> 00:01:15,510 Heads up, coming through. 28 00:01:19,043 --> 00:01:20,421 It's like christmas morning. 29 00:01:21,172 --> 00:01:23,121 Are you guys group filing? 30 00:01:23,934 --> 00:01:26,025 It's midterms. We're studying. 31 00:01:27,304 --> 00:01:32,227 Beav, Clemo's past ten midterms for american history, 312k. 32 00:01:32,876 --> 00:01:34,379 Profiles in courage? 33 00:01:34,988 --> 00:01:35,988 Be brave. 34 00:01:36,389 --> 00:01:40,287 - You're handing out old tests? - No. These are just study aids. 35 00:01:40,531 --> 00:01:44,242 The sum total of all Kappa Tau knowledge compiled over the last 30 years. 36 00:01:44,384 --> 00:01:47,349 These are our only weapons against the insidious administration 37 00:01:47,471 --> 00:01:50,983 and their "C" grade-point average requirements for fraternity membership. 38 00:01:51,674 --> 00:01:53,389 You know, I've never gotten below an "A". 39 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:57,917 Ape shall not kill ape! 40 00:02:01,044 --> 00:02:03,942 Psychology 303. From Dr. Freud to Dr. Phil. 41 00:02:04,206 --> 00:02:06,530 It's, like, five years old. You got anything more recent? 42 00:02:06,602 --> 00:02:09,248 You'll be fine. Alkin recycles his test every five years to stop 43 00:02:09,370 --> 00:02:10,486 people from cheating. 44 00:02:11,359 --> 00:02:12,618 But isn't this cheating? 45 00:02:15,339 --> 00:02:16,339 Cheating? 46 00:02:16,557 --> 00:02:20,874 Would our esteemed professors continue to reuse the same tests over and over, 47 00:02:21,077 --> 00:02:23,879 knowing full well that future students could easily recycle them? 48 00:02:24,528 --> 00:02:26,924 It's their unspoken gesture of solidarity 49 00:02:27,055 --> 00:02:28,943 against the evil administration. 50 00:02:29,065 --> 00:02:31,266 I think it's incredibly brave that they're doing this. 51 00:02:31,461 --> 00:02:32,587 Can I offer you a study aid? 52 00:02:38,962 --> 00:02:40,383 Alas, poor Yorick. 53 00:02:41,155 --> 00:02:42,204 I knew him, Heath. 54 00:02:44,302 --> 00:02:46,901 We seem to be a bit light in the polymer sciences. 55 00:02:47,946 --> 00:02:48,946 That's all right. 56 00:02:49,469 --> 00:02:50,469 Hey. 57 00:02:50,972 --> 00:02:52,805 - Ready for dinner? - But I thought you had 58 00:02:52,797 --> 00:02:54,125 a physics review session tonight. 59 00:02:54,303 --> 00:02:57,126 It's optional, and i've already studied everything. I know it cold. 60 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:59,082 Besides, we've been going out for eleven days, 61 00:02:59,075 --> 00:03:00,239 and you know what that means? 62 00:03:00,517 --> 00:03:02,830 We've been going out for 264 hours. 63 00:03:03,215 --> 00:03:05,347 Our two-week anniversary is coming up, 64 00:03:05,652 --> 00:03:07,358 and I was hoping that maybe... 65 00:03:19,154 --> 00:03:22,667 So Travis says he's already done with midterms and he can fly in for a visit. 66 00:03:23,114 --> 00:03:25,001 He gets in tomorrow morning. Isn't that great? 67 00:03:25,185 --> 00:03:26,070 Super. 68 00:03:26,150 --> 00:03:29,420 Did it dawn on him that we might still be in midterms? 69 00:03:29,724 --> 00:03:32,953 Of course, which is why he volunteered to tutor anyone who needs it. 70 00:03:33,460 --> 00:03:35,552 - He's really good at that. - Oh, my god! 71 00:03:35,694 --> 00:03:37,887 Rebecca just got a grape seed brown-sugar rub. 72 00:03:38,763 --> 00:03:41,485 I wish my dad'd send me to canyon ranch to recover from midterms. 73 00:03:41,479 --> 00:03:42,697 It was a gift to us all. 74 00:03:43,063 --> 00:03:45,176 Casey, when Travis gets here, do you want to study... 75 00:03:45,167 --> 00:03:46,167 Excuse me. 76 00:03:46,215 --> 00:03:47,183 Hello. 77 00:03:47,624 --> 00:03:52,300 Casey, I was wondering if you could help me find a book in the stacks. 78 00:03:53,925 --> 00:03:56,008 Sorry, already got a study buddy. 79 00:03:58,851 --> 00:03:59,851 Frannie? 80 00:04:00,577 --> 00:04:02,465 Yeah... No. 81 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:04,500 I'm good, thanks. 82 00:04:07,096 --> 00:04:10,222 Casey, you and I have been through an awful lot the past year. You know, 83 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:14,791 with the misunderstandings, the cheating, problems with my parents... 84 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:18,526 Yeah, but we've been doing better. Only because we've been pretending that 85 00:04:18,628 --> 00:04:19,639 there's nothing wrong. 86 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:24,260 And sometimes... It's not enough. 87 00:04:25,864 --> 00:04:28,950 - Evan, are you... - Listen, because I deserve more. 88 00:04:29,641 --> 00:04:30,717 And so do you. 89 00:04:31,042 --> 00:04:35,914 And i've been thinking about this a lot lately. And I... 90 00:04:38,468 --> 00:04:39,468 We... 91 00:04:40,316 --> 00:04:41,900 We can't go on like this. 92 00:04:46,326 --> 00:04:47,326 So... 93 00:04:51,381 --> 00:04:54,021 Your letters. You're lavaliering me? 94 00:04:54,549 --> 00:04:55,706 If you'll accept. 95 00:05:09,604 --> 00:05:11,472 You're supposed to say congratulations. 96 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:13,503 Sorry, congratulations. 97 00:05:13,726 --> 00:05:14,747 What's lavaliering? 98 00:05:15,188 --> 00:05:17,909 It's when you give your letters to a girl as a symbol of your 99 00:05:18,071 --> 00:05:22,112 commitment to one another. It's the first step to pinning, engagement. 100 00:05:22,577 --> 00:05:23,600 Congratulations. 101 00:05:23,896 --> 00:05:25,967 Oh, look at this! 102 00:05:26,252 --> 00:05:27,551 The cartwright kids. 103 00:05:27,896 --> 00:05:32,559 You know, you two should band together and solve mysteries, fight crime. 104 00:05:32,660 --> 00:05:33,838 Got the perfect name for it. 105 00:05:33,961 --> 00:05:36,743 There's a sketchy janitor who I think is up to something. 106 00:05:38,306 --> 00:05:39,971 Casey got lavaliered by Evan. 107 00:05:40,113 --> 00:05:41,558 Hey, that's supposed to be a secret. 108 00:05:41,621 --> 00:05:43,631 - Why'd you tell me? - Good question. 109 00:05:45,743 --> 00:05:46,778 Congrats, Case. 110 00:05:47,266 --> 00:05:48,139 Thanks. 111 00:05:48,219 --> 00:05:50,271 Your kids will be very... Aryan. 112 00:05:51,558 --> 00:05:53,304 Good luck with midterms, Rusty. 113 00:05:54,543 --> 00:05:55,543 Bye. 114 00:06:01,112 --> 00:06:02,351 So when did it happen? 115 00:06:02,594 --> 00:06:03,630 Last night, I guess. 116 00:06:04,016 --> 00:06:06,878 That means one day till the candle-passing ceremony, 117 00:06:06,980 --> 00:06:10,898 and another before Evan makes his presentation on the ZBZ lawn, 118 00:06:11,223 --> 00:06:14,695 which means she's still technically "un-lava-ed" for two more days. 119 00:06:15,183 --> 00:06:16,949 I still can't believe she's with that jerk. 120 00:06:19,487 --> 00:06:22,493 And I didn't have a date to junior prom, which is when Travis called. 121 00:06:22,777 --> 00:06:25,381 Except that he thought he was talking to my best friend Kristen. 122 00:06:25,397 --> 00:06:27,955 Yep, and Ashleigh was so excited to talk to me that 123 00:06:28,057 --> 00:06:30,230 I completely forgot about mixing up the phone numbers. 124 00:06:30,229 --> 00:06:32,706 And obviously I forgot about Kristen too. 125 00:06:33,248 --> 00:06:34,873 And we've been together ever since. 126 00:06:35,319 --> 00:06:37,246 He's the best thing that's ever happened to me. 127 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,868 - So you said. - Five times. 128 00:06:40,091 --> 00:06:44,030 Ashleigh neglected to mention the fact that Kristen is now pre-law at Yale. 129 00:06:46,850 --> 00:06:48,900 Ah, the frat house. 130 00:06:49,510 --> 00:06:52,498 Evan and Calvin moved one of the actives so you could stay for the weekend. 131 00:06:52,493 --> 00:06:54,280 - Wasn't that nice? - Thanks, evan. 132 00:06:54,645 --> 00:06:56,594 - It's Calvin. - Sorry. 133 00:06:57,011 --> 00:06:58,199 He's really bad with names. 134 00:06:59,488 --> 00:07:03,955 - Where can I wash up? - Upstairs, right past the bedchamber. 135 00:07:06,024 --> 00:07:07,024 Okay. 136 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,056 Do me a favor, all right? 137 00:07:12,421 --> 00:07:14,581 Don't tell Travis how drunk I got at the military mixer. 138 00:07:14,574 --> 00:07:16,096 He doesn't like when I drink too much. 139 00:07:17,213 --> 00:07:18,213 Yeah. 140 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:22,207 There are five stages to the hero's journey. 141 00:07:22,633 --> 00:07:24,582 Stage one is the call to adventure, 142 00:07:24,704 --> 00:07:27,506 that's where an act of fate actually chooses our hero. 143 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:28,927 Okay, then... 144 00:07:30,328 --> 00:07:31,333 Can i help you? 145 00:07:31,759 --> 00:07:32,899 Uh, yeah, sorry, I'm late. 146 00:07:33,059 --> 00:07:35,495 - You're about two months late, mister... - Cappie. 147 00:07:36,744 --> 00:07:37,744 Hey, Case. 148 00:07:40,192 --> 00:07:42,370 - I thought you dropped this class. - So did I. 149 00:07:42,857 --> 00:07:47,053 As I was saying, stage two is where the hero proves himself worthy 150 00:07:47,180 --> 00:07:48,600 on a road of travels. 151 00:07:49,037 --> 00:07:52,144 We go to stage three, where he achieves self-knowledge usually through 152 00:07:52,245 --> 00:07:53,245 a mystical source. 153 00:07:53,502 --> 00:07:55,796 Stage four, he confronts his true desires. 154 00:07:56,019 --> 00:08:00,243 Then in stage five, the stakes are set. The hero and the world are transformed. 155 00:08:00,527 --> 00:08:02,212 Now do we have any examples of that? 156 00:08:03,309 --> 00:08:04,684 - Uh, yeah. - Prometheus? 157 00:08:05,374 --> 00:08:06,374 King Arthur? 158 00:08:07,811 --> 00:08:09,821 Star wars and the Matrix. 159 00:08:11,588 --> 00:08:13,755 You know, those are really good examples, mr. Cappie. 160 00:08:14,247 --> 00:08:17,049 That segues us perfectly into our midterm essay assignment. 161 00:08:17,415 --> 00:08:20,809 We're going to compare and contrast literary and cinematic heroes 162 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:23,307 and their relationship to Campbell's paradigm. 163 00:08:23,672 --> 00:08:25,033 You're gonna be working in teams. 164 00:08:25,276 --> 00:08:28,870 My t.A. Posted your team partner's names on the bulletin board in the hallway. 165 00:08:29,172 --> 00:08:30,572 So that's it, you guys. good luck. 166 00:08:34,944 --> 00:08:40,345 - There's been a horrible mistake. - Some might call it fate... Partner. 167 00:08:40,830 --> 00:08:43,071 You can't be my partner. You've only been to two classes. 168 00:08:43,063 --> 00:08:44,708 Uh, three, including today. 169 00:08:44,850 --> 00:08:47,002 You haven't read the material. This is ridiculous. 170 00:08:47,124 --> 00:08:48,973 Do you really want to go against the teacher? 171 00:08:52,935 --> 00:08:54,478 Fine, we'll write the paper together, 172 00:08:54,599 --> 00:08:56,102 but you have to take this seriously. 173 00:08:56,285 --> 00:08:57,848 This is a big part of our final grade. 174 00:08:58,518 --> 00:08:59,518 It's huge. 175 00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:06,600 And so the adventure begins. 176 00:09:10,932 --> 00:09:13,771 So collagen scaffolds don't react to external positive ions? 177 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:17,561 - No... Well, I mean, they do, but... - It's not on the test. I got it. 178 00:09:17,787 --> 00:09:19,499 Listen, I gotta finish up my dissertation, 179 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:22,417 write a paper on speech pattern recognition, clean my oven, wash my cat. 180 00:09:22,471 --> 00:09:26,293 - And meet me at the library at 9:00, right? - Yeah, 9:00, library. 181 00:09:30,731 --> 00:09:33,905 You're tutored for hastings' physics midterm by his teaching assistant? 182 00:09:34,099 --> 00:09:35,200 I'm actually helping him. 183 00:09:35,524 --> 00:09:37,992 Okay, Harville's in my purity pledge group, and he's been trying 184 00:09:37,987 --> 00:09:39,934 to find his way back to the path of enlightenment, 185 00:09:39,930 --> 00:09:42,018 so I volunteered to help with his re-virginization. 186 00:09:43,234 --> 00:09:46,637 - His what? - In order to gain a second virginity, it take significant amounts 187 00:09:46,739 --> 00:09:49,628 of prayer and testimony. So in return for saving his soul, 188 00:09:49,729 --> 00:09:51,658 Harville's graciously offered physics tutoring. 189 00:09:51,983 --> 00:09:54,249 But between you and me, I think he's getting the better deal. 190 00:09:54,243 --> 00:09:57,532 But why? You already know the material. Couldn't you have quit the physics part? 191 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:00,209 Considering hastings sprung all the new material on us, 192 00:10:00,203 --> 00:10:02,395 I'm just chalking this one up to God's will. 193 00:10:03,106 --> 00:10:04,700 New material for a midterm? 194 00:10:04,974 --> 00:10:06,982 Five new chapters assigned at the review session. 195 00:10:08,162 --> 00:10:09,162 Five?! 196 00:10:09,502 --> 00:10:10,947 But the review session was optional. 197 00:10:13,182 --> 00:10:14,783 No, Harville's mine. You can't have him. 198 00:10:30,802 --> 00:10:32,324 That is for a candle passing ceremony. 199 00:10:33,401 --> 00:10:36,042 Please don't tell me you're pregnant. That would be really weird. 200 00:10:36,467 --> 00:10:37,655 Lavaliered. 201 00:10:41,436 --> 00:10:44,014 I promised Evan I'd keep it a secret. 202 00:10:44,238 --> 00:10:46,755 Oh, not good at secrets. I get all hive-y. 203 00:10:47,422 --> 00:10:48,904 Wow, this is so great! 204 00:10:50,082 --> 00:10:52,291 Maybe one day Travis and I can take the next step too. 205 00:10:53,412 --> 00:10:54,894 It's pretty amazing 206 00:10:54,996 --> 00:10:57,249 that you guys have been together so long. 207 00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:58,615 Since high school. 208 00:10:58,938 --> 00:11:01,923 And tack on 750 miles of separation to that. 209 00:11:02,369 --> 00:11:04,784 Yeah, long distance relationships are hard, but 210 00:11:05,778 --> 00:11:07,261 that's what makes us so great. 211 00:11:07,910 --> 00:11:10,916 - It strengthens us. - Yeah, but... 212 00:11:12,032 --> 00:11:16,357 Sometimes some people in that situation would grow apart. 213 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:18,265 Outgrow each other. 214 00:11:19,727 --> 00:11:21,237 But I owe Travis everything. 215 00:11:21,995 --> 00:11:24,169 If it wasn't for him, I never would've gotten into here. 216 00:11:24,161 --> 00:11:25,192 I never would've met you. 217 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:26,643 Right! 218 00:11:27,917 --> 00:11:32,140 But... And i'm just saying how it's really, really great that 219 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:35,841 Travis is definitely who you want. 220 00:11:37,425 --> 00:11:39,577 Of... Course he is. 221 00:11:40,085 --> 00:11:43,577 Just like Evan is who you want, right? 222 00:11:44,694 --> 00:11:46,233 Oh, come on! 223 00:11:47,066 --> 00:11:48,600 Who wouldn't want Evan? 224 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:50,584 Right. 225 00:11:51,391 --> 00:11:52,391 Yeah. 226 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:58,339 Dr. Hastings, do you have a moment to talk? 227 00:11:58,522 --> 00:12:02,380 We're talking. We're also walking. Thanks to my high ability to multi-task. 228 00:12:02,948 --> 00:12:03,948 Good one, sir. 229 00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:08,319 - About the last class review... - Unhappy with the new chapters, are we? 230 00:12:08,606 --> 00:12:11,615 Aren't review sessions supposed to be about reviewing pre taught material? 231 00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:14,672 Hypothetically, but then I realized we weren't progressing fast enough 232 00:12:14,773 --> 00:12:17,694 in the curriculum, so I took the liberty of making this a little lesson. 233 00:12:17,860 --> 00:12:20,459 Science is a rapidly evolving field requiring the ability 234 00:12:20,599 --> 00:12:21,777 to grasp concepts quickly. 235 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:25,391 Isn't it more important, though, that you teach us physics... Sir? 236 00:12:25,736 --> 00:12:27,198 It's very simple, Mr. Cartwright. 237 00:12:27,686 --> 00:12:29,346 Learn the new material or fail. 238 00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:32,136 And I'll be giving the test in room 407. 239 00:12:32,644 --> 00:12:34,369 More space, less cheating. 240 00:12:38,552 --> 00:12:41,719 Don't tell me. You're arranging a kappa tau midterm party. 241 00:12:41,922 --> 00:12:43,536 Better, a midterm barbecue. 242 00:12:44,957 --> 00:12:45,957 For two. 243 00:12:47,191 --> 00:12:49,596 Cappie burgers, on account of you picking that isthmus guy. 244 00:12:50,064 --> 00:12:51,079 His name was prometheus. 245 00:12:51,167 --> 00:12:53,093 You still like yours with sliced pickles on top? 246 00:12:53,150 --> 00:12:55,736 One of us has to take this seriously. I bet you don't even have 247 00:12:55,729 --> 00:12:57,449 a clue what film hero you want to go with? 248 00:12:57,942 --> 00:12:58,942 Keanu Reeves. 249 00:12:59,140 --> 00:13:00,419 Not a hero, he's an actor. 250 00:13:00,693 --> 00:13:02,094 He is a film icon. 251 00:13:02,785 --> 00:13:05,148 I'll write the paper myself and put your name on it, okay? 252 00:13:06,704 --> 00:13:09,261 Prometheus, a most historic 253 00:13:09,383 --> 00:13:10,480 greek god dude, 254 00:13:10,744 --> 00:13:14,500 who journeyed on a most excellent quest to bring fire to mankind, 255 00:13:14,764 --> 00:13:17,160 only to incur the wrath of the odious Zeus, 256 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,699 who chained the dude on yonder mountain top, 257 00:13:19,942 --> 00:13:23,313 where an eagle egregiously scarfed the dude's liver out for like... 258 00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:25,064 Infinity. 259 00:13:25,993 --> 00:13:27,760 Yeah, I full-on read Campbell's book. 260 00:13:28,565 --> 00:13:29,700 Since this morning? 261 00:13:30,230 --> 00:13:31,230 That's impossible. 262 00:13:31,388 --> 00:13:35,834 A most bodacious masterpiece with many pages in which i forgoed 263 00:13:35,956 --> 00:13:37,337 an afternoon of non-bogus fun. 264 00:13:37,621 --> 00:13:39,611 This is school. It's not supposed to be fun. 265 00:13:39,913 --> 00:13:40,913 Says who? 266 00:13:41,355 --> 00:13:42,512 Anything can be fun. 267 00:13:42,979 --> 00:13:44,543 And everything should be fun. 268 00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:47,243 We had crazy fun all the time when we were going out. 269 00:13:47,710 --> 00:13:49,774 Sex, drinking... 270 00:13:51,236 --> 00:13:52,236 Sex... 271 00:13:53,247 --> 00:13:54,363 Eating pie in bed. 272 00:13:57,165 --> 00:13:58,165 You... 273 00:13:59,074 --> 00:14:00,089 Bought an apple pie? 274 00:14:00,722 --> 00:14:03,161 Don't you remember the hell raisers and heartbreakers party? 275 00:14:03,155 --> 00:14:04,155 That was lemon meringue. 276 00:14:04,353 --> 00:14:06,241 Or the pumpkin pecan? 277 00:14:06,465 --> 00:14:07,465 Halloween. 278 00:14:07,785 --> 00:14:09,977 We were dressed up as equine Elvis. 279 00:14:10,616 --> 00:14:12,444 You were the horse's ass. 280 00:14:13,012 --> 00:14:16,281 Or that weekend when we got arrested for protesting protests? 281 00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:17,606 Blueberry cream. 282 00:14:18,007 --> 00:14:19,007 Cappie. 283 00:14:19,916 --> 00:14:20,916 Coconut custard? 284 00:14:24,911 --> 00:14:27,612 It wasn't that bad, was it? I mean, not all of it. 285 00:14:28,058 --> 00:14:29,947 It was never bad. 286 00:14:31,023 --> 00:14:33,919 It just was what it was, and then it was time we grew up. 287 00:14:34,244 --> 00:14:35,624 Or at least for one of us. 288 00:14:35,807 --> 00:14:39,969 Yeah, bummer that one of us had to go and give up on all that fun. 289 00:14:43,201 --> 00:14:44,201 Want a bite? 290 00:14:45,231 --> 00:14:46,510 We should write the paper. 291 00:14:46,693 --> 00:14:47,693 Just a nibble. 292 00:14:49,069 --> 00:14:51,221 If i do, then can we focus on the paper? 293 00:14:51,688 --> 00:14:55,970 What's the harm in taking one little bite of an apple? 294 00:15:11,901 --> 00:15:12,916 I'm not gonna make it. 295 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:16,795 That was just chapter 17. I have four more to go, 296 00:15:16,998 --> 00:15:18,237 36 hours to do it. 297 00:15:18,521 --> 00:15:20,369 Rusty, you'll get by. 298 00:15:20,673 --> 00:15:22,115 You'll cram and you'll survive. 299 00:15:22,257 --> 00:15:24,714 All my life, I was who I was because i was the smartest. 300 00:15:24,816 --> 00:15:26,785 I never thought I'd be the guy who just got by. 301 00:15:27,658 --> 00:15:28,815 You know what i don't get, 302 00:15:29,587 --> 00:15:33,398 is if you're having so much trouble, how is everybody else getting through this? 303 00:15:34,028 --> 00:15:36,111 But polarity reverses in a sub-quantum flux. 304 00:15:36,822 --> 00:15:37,822 Harville? 305 00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:40,943 I didn't get enough pills. 306 00:15:41,938 --> 00:15:44,049 - Just midterms. - Stay with me. 307 00:15:44,232 --> 00:15:45,520 I don't understand the polarity. 308 00:15:45,938 --> 00:15:48,273 Just gimme like two more... 309 00:15:49,227 --> 00:15:50,405 Come on, Harville! 310 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,528 Isn't this, like, prescription speed? It's what Harville takes 311 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:03,285 to concentrate. He has a medical condition. 312 00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:04,624 That's what he told me. 313 00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:07,178 I think he just needs to sleep it off, Dale. 314 00:16:07,604 --> 00:16:10,263 No, Harville needs to tutor me. So I need to find him drugs. 315 00:16:10,487 --> 00:16:12,030 I need drugs. It's as simple as that. 316 00:16:14,146 --> 00:16:15,715 All right, I need drugs. Who's got 'em? 317 00:16:16,055 --> 00:16:17,293 I'm not a narc. I'm just... 318 00:16:17,984 --> 00:16:19,080 Just a guy in a bind. 319 00:16:41,383 --> 00:16:42,784 We couldn't do this at the library? 320 00:16:43,191 --> 00:16:44,307 So we could fall asleep? 321 00:16:44,510 --> 00:16:45,891 Libraries are too quiet. 322 00:16:46,074 --> 00:16:47,074 Bor-ing! 323 00:16:47,153 --> 00:16:49,263 This place is teeming with inspiration. 324 00:16:49,588 --> 00:16:51,842 Not to mention refreshing refreshments. 325 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,867 Iblis has only one "s." 326 00:16:55,233 --> 00:16:58,079 Since the greek system is just an excuse to have a bar in your house, 327 00:16:58,932 --> 00:17:00,455 isn't this place kind of redundant? 328 00:17:00,597 --> 00:17:03,724 There's actually a lot more to the greek system than drinking. 329 00:17:04,008 --> 00:17:05,008 Sure. 330 00:17:05,308 --> 00:17:08,008 How could I forget hangovers and throwing up? 331 00:17:08,426 --> 00:17:09,426 Right...? 332 00:17:10,132 --> 00:17:11,130 Calvin. 333 00:17:11,210 --> 00:17:12,302 I'm terrible with names. 334 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:16,043 Babe, do you think you could go grab us two glasses of pinot noir? 335 00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:17,426 Sure! 336 00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:21,886 You know, Frannie, Dobler's has an exquisite wine selection. 337 00:17:23,470 --> 00:17:24,668 Two pinot noirs, please. 338 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,490 Since when do you drink wine? 339 00:17:27,835 --> 00:17:30,559 I've always enjoyed a sophisticated drink with a nice bouquet. 340 00:17:36,447 --> 00:17:37,543 I hate Travis. 341 00:17:38,031 --> 00:17:41,588 You just hate how ashleigh turns into a fake, subservient shell of herself 342 00:17:41,710 --> 00:17:43,294 when she's around Travis. 343 00:17:43,517 --> 00:17:45,974 - Same difference. - Not unless this is the real Ashleigh, 344 00:17:46,339 --> 00:17:49,182 and Travis is just bringing out the person she was always meant to be. 345 00:17:49,893 --> 00:17:52,146 Oh, Helva is egyptian, not persian. 346 00:17:52,870 --> 00:17:54,840 You really should've read the book more closely. 347 00:17:55,165 --> 00:17:56,322 Look, my point is, 348 00:17:56,748 --> 00:18:01,784 maybe she is finally becoming the person she was meant to be. 349 00:18:02,271 --> 00:18:04,875 If that's the case, she'd be better off not growing up at all. 350 00:18:05,204 --> 00:18:06,422 Could not agree with you more 351 00:18:06,727 --> 00:18:09,128 especially if growing up turns you into someone you're not. 352 00:18:09,184 --> 00:18:11,194 Someone pretentious, boring... 353 00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:13,250 Pie-less. 354 00:18:14,564 --> 00:18:17,569 Is this your barely clever, hardly subtle way of commenting 355 00:18:17,695 --> 00:18:19,082 on my relationship with Evan? 356 00:18:19,313 --> 00:18:23,159 It's my barely clever, hardly subtle way of throwing monkey wrenches 357 00:18:23,327 --> 00:18:24,327 into the works. 358 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:37,514 You want to know what I find most pathetic about the greek system? 359 00:18:38,039 --> 00:18:39,300 It's all the pseudo-pageantry. 360 00:18:39,741 --> 00:18:40,861 You know, the greek letters, 361 00:18:41,107 --> 00:18:42,107 the latin phrases. 362 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:46,107 And nobody here has a clue to what any of that actually means. 363 00:18:46,301 --> 00:18:48,503 - Excuse me, what... - Hey, let's talk about politics! 364 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:53,568 I can't listen to this jackass any longer. I'm going to the library. 365 00:18:53,671 --> 00:18:56,865 You can stay here with your refreshing refreshments and monkey wrenches. 366 00:18:57,558 --> 00:18:59,450 Vescere bracis meis! 367 00:18:59,912 --> 00:19:00,942 What are you doing? 368 00:19:11,853 --> 00:19:14,051 Don't worry, i used to be a latin major. 369 00:19:47,682 --> 00:19:51,305 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 370 00:19:58,522 --> 00:19:59,674 In vino, veritas. 371 00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:01,260 Travis? 372 00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:03,516 A round for the house? 373 00:20:06,016 --> 00:20:07,042 Come on, let's go. 374 00:20:07,566 --> 00:20:08,566 Bye. 375 00:20:10,351 --> 00:20:11,545 - Bye, guys. - Later. 376 00:20:14,372 --> 00:20:15,482 Where were we? 377 00:20:16,018 --> 00:20:18,867 Stage two. "A hero overcomes obstacles." 378 00:20:34,490 --> 00:20:36,756 Midterms and you decide to go camping. 379 00:20:38,916 --> 00:20:39,985 Three hours? 380 00:20:42,016 --> 00:20:43,957 I only allocated 27 minutes for napping. 381 00:20:44,470 --> 00:20:46,864 Then you'll definitely need this. 382 00:20:48,169 --> 00:20:49,302 Caffeine. 383 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:50,708 Trimethylxanthine. 384 00:20:53,492 --> 00:20:58,415 I spent all last night trying to learn five brain-cramping chapters of physics. 385 00:20:59,249 --> 00:21:01,331 My brain's fried. Forget what I studied last night. 386 00:21:01,332 --> 00:21:03,168 I can't remember what I learned three weeks ago. 387 00:21:03,161 --> 00:21:04,936 You'll be fine. You always are. 388 00:21:05,289 --> 00:21:06,507 I busted my ass. 389 00:21:06,935 --> 00:21:08,943 I've done everything I could. But I'm gonna fail. 390 00:21:10,121 --> 00:21:12,066 The worst part about it, the game's rigged. 391 00:21:12,857 --> 00:21:15,145 Old tests, paid tutors for cramming, drugs. 392 00:21:15,959 --> 00:21:17,119 College isn't about learning. 393 00:21:18,179 --> 00:21:20,967 It's a four-year course on how to get by. 394 00:21:21,470 --> 00:21:22,475 Beat the system. 395 00:21:23,313 --> 00:21:24,925 The illusion is shattered. 396 00:21:25,323 --> 00:21:27,410 It's supposed to be the last bastion for education. 397 00:21:27,501 --> 00:21:30,448 A place removed from society where you're inspired. 398 00:21:32,144 --> 00:21:33,275 Not discouraged. 399 00:21:34,615 --> 00:21:36,856 A place where teachers teach and students learn. 400 00:21:37,086 --> 00:21:39,827 Yeah, and animated deer frolic in the quad. 401 00:21:40,895 --> 00:21:42,214 Look, nothing is as simple 402 00:21:42,361 --> 00:21:43,408 as you'd want it to be. 403 00:21:43,638 --> 00:21:46,654 Just when you think you have everything figured out, someone comes along 404 00:21:46,821 --> 00:21:47,910 and complicates things. 405 00:21:48,204 --> 00:21:50,445 - Someone? - Or something. 406 00:21:53,482 --> 00:21:56,282 So with almost everyone cheating, is it really cheating if you cheat? 407 00:21:57,063 --> 00:21:59,995 Honestly, I don't think there are right or wrong decisions anymore. 408 00:22:00,748 --> 00:22:01,942 Everything is relative. 409 00:22:02,361 --> 00:22:04,895 So I just need to decide what's right for me? 410 00:22:06,529 --> 00:22:09,147 Unfortunately, the hard part isn't choosing. 411 00:22:10,634 --> 00:22:12,123 It's living with the choice you make. 412 00:22:21,493 --> 00:22:22,540 Thank you. 413 00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:36,819 Beav seems pretty happy. 414 00:22:37,813 --> 00:22:40,180 He got so excited about his history midterm, 415 00:22:40,591 --> 00:22:44,256 he went online last night and discovered that JFK wasn't just an airport. 416 00:22:44,633 --> 00:22:46,099 And that Laguardia was a mayor? 417 00:22:46,308 --> 00:22:48,169 No one appreciates a showoff, Spitter. 418 00:22:49,111 --> 00:22:50,111 Sorry. 419 00:22:50,912 --> 00:22:53,341 So, i was just wondering 420 00:22:53,530 --> 00:22:56,178 if maybe you can take another look in the filing cabinets for me. 421 00:22:57,237 --> 00:22:58,259 Honors physics? 422 00:22:58,594 --> 00:23:00,144 The cookie jar's empty. 423 00:23:01,002 --> 00:23:02,028 I need help. 424 00:23:03,390 --> 00:23:06,217 And... And I don't care where or how. 425 00:23:07,034 --> 00:23:08,122 I'm willing to do anything. 426 00:23:17,755 --> 00:23:20,184 Are you really sure you want to do this? 427 00:23:21,473 --> 00:23:23,044 You need to do this? 428 00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:24,903 Yeah. 429 00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:26,897 I'm positive. 430 00:23:38,286 --> 00:23:41,038 You pick the hand with the jelly bean and you go back to your dorm 431 00:23:41,185 --> 00:23:44,535 with a burst of fresh blueberry flavor and no questions asked. 432 00:23:45,708 --> 00:23:49,862 You take the other one, and you get to see how deep the rabbit hole goes. 433 00:23:50,847 --> 00:23:51,847 The rabbit hole? 434 00:23:51,999 --> 00:23:53,025 So, Neo, 435 00:23:54,093 --> 00:23:55,400 which one do you choose? 436 00:24:14,866 --> 00:24:16,168 So do you have big plans tonight? 437 00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:19,492 I have more work to do on that stupid paper with Cappie. 438 00:24:19,967 --> 00:24:22,329 And the candle-passing ceremony, that's tonight, isn't it? 439 00:24:22,564 --> 00:24:23,716 Oh, yeah, yes! 440 00:24:24,030 --> 00:24:25,789 The candle-passing. Very exciting! 441 00:24:27,821 --> 00:24:29,234 So how is that paper coming? 442 00:24:29,756 --> 00:24:32,333 Fine. Surprisingly well, considering it's with Cappie. 443 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:35,285 - Yeah. - On the other hand, he's slightly more motivated than usual. 444 00:24:35,370 --> 00:24:36,779 Like he's turned over a new leaf. 445 00:24:36,925 --> 00:24:38,517 Well, I mean, not really. 446 00:24:39,889 --> 00:24:41,252 He still came up with the whole... 447 00:24:41,731 --> 00:24:42,800 Keanu Reeves approach. 448 00:24:42,946 --> 00:24:46,915 Keanu Reeves actually works, kind of, though, in the construct... 449 00:24:47,020 --> 00:24:48,465 Of campbell's monomyth? 450 00:24:49,491 --> 00:24:51,250 Yeah, I know, I know. 451 00:24:53,512 --> 00:24:55,912 Strange things are afoot at the circle K 452 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,916 where keanu must prepare for his most momentous journey of all. 453 00:25:03,110 --> 00:25:07,478 Saving the world from non-bogus waterslides, awesome malls, 454 00:25:07,645 --> 00:25:09,007 and totally bodacious babes. 455 00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:12,002 It's quintessential outside-the-box Cappie logic. 456 00:25:12,106 --> 00:25:14,844 No, it's smoke and mirrors. It's parlor tricks. 457 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,818 You know, to prop up a lifetime of mediocre grades, 458 00:25:18,006 --> 00:25:19,957 getting by & avoiding all expectations. 459 00:25:20,900 --> 00:25:24,083 I mean, listen, Cappie is the same guy I knew in freshman year. 460 00:25:24,251 --> 00:25:26,827 Okay, he is smart. He is full of potential. 461 00:25:27,308 --> 00:25:28,418 At the end of the day, 462 00:25:29,507 --> 00:25:30,507 he's going nowhere. 463 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:31,929 As opposed to you. 464 00:25:32,558 --> 00:25:33,558 And me. 465 00:25:34,652 --> 00:25:38,945 Cappie will probably be president of Kappa Tau for the rest of his life. 466 00:25:39,175 --> 00:25:41,259 Or the social director of a sandals resort. 467 00:25:43,976 --> 00:25:45,086 You know, in ten years, 468 00:25:46,782 --> 00:25:48,856 I plan on being a Harvard law school grad. 469 00:25:50,657 --> 00:25:52,144 I know where I want to be, Casey. 470 00:25:53,905 --> 00:25:54,905 Do you? 471 00:26:07,913 --> 00:26:11,203 Okay, moving on to new business. 472 00:26:13,141 --> 00:26:14,141 Ashleigh... 473 00:26:14,577 --> 00:26:16,180 We need to talk about Travis. 474 00:26:16,882 --> 00:26:20,196 - What about him? - We're all sisters here. 475 00:26:20,898 --> 00:26:23,269 We look out for each other. We stick together. 476 00:26:23,503 --> 00:26:25,200 And to put it mildly, 477 00:26:26,075 --> 00:26:28,547 Travis isn't exactly quality glue. 478 00:26:29,048 --> 00:26:30,251 You need to dump him. 479 00:26:33,023 --> 00:26:34,987 If this is about last night, he was just joking. 480 00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:40,557 In an unfunny way. He's very dry. Casey? 481 00:26:40,691 --> 00:26:42,795 - Uh, Frannie... - He publicly mocked 482 00:26:42,962 --> 00:26:45,835 the entire greek system in front of everyone at Dobler's. 483 00:26:46,002 --> 00:26:47,002 Not cool. 484 00:26:47,305 --> 00:26:48,874 But I thought everyone liked Travis? 485 00:26:49,142 --> 00:26:51,614 - We do. - We don't. We lied. 486 00:26:52,616 --> 00:26:57,488 Ashleigh, even with such obvious pluses that he's hot and has good fashion sense 487 00:26:57,989 --> 00:27:02,129 his many ass-like qualities completely outweigh his un-ass ones. 488 00:27:03,051 --> 00:27:04,245 But he's an ivy leaguer. 489 00:27:04,580 --> 00:27:05,606 Barely. 490 00:27:05,941 --> 00:27:07,022 He goes to Brown. 491 00:27:07,399 --> 00:27:09,828 And now I know this must be difficult for you, 492 00:27:10,016 --> 00:27:13,702 so in the interests of helping you out for the short term, I've made a list 493 00:27:13,849 --> 00:27:16,370 of viable dating alternatives that won't bring down the house. 494 00:27:16,529 --> 00:27:19,549 We have Adam at Lambda Sig. Alan at Pi Zeta. 495 00:27:19,633 --> 00:27:20,680 A whole list just for you. 496 00:27:21,434 --> 00:27:22,523 Casey, help me out. 497 00:27:23,172 --> 00:27:24,600 Ashleigh, no offense, 498 00:27:25,517 --> 00:27:27,256 but you deserve better than Travis. 499 00:27:27,821 --> 00:27:29,600 Oh, whoops, look at that! 500 00:27:30,252 --> 00:27:31,844 Time to bring everyone else in. 501 00:27:32,638 --> 00:27:34,633 I have something special for you guys tonight. 502 00:27:34,629 --> 00:27:36,933 A candle passing ceremony. I'm so excited! 503 00:27:37,603 --> 00:27:39,697 Yeah... Me too. 504 00:28:20,856 --> 00:28:23,118 Welcome to the CRU answer center. 505 00:28:23,337 --> 00:28:25,243 If you have the cash, we have the answers. 506 00:28:25,641 --> 00:28:28,636 Press one for english. Para continuar en espanol... 507 00:28:29,725 --> 00:28:32,447 English literature from beowulf to the Canterbury tales, 508 00:28:32,657 --> 00:28:33,662 press one. 509 00:28:33,938 --> 00:28:35,823 Organic chem and physics, 510 00:28:36,221 --> 00:28:37,221 press two. 511 00:28:38,357 --> 00:28:42,043 For Dr. Hastings' honors physics 205 midterm, press one. 512 00:28:48,972 --> 00:28:53,119 Okay, it's time for our anonymous someone to reveal herself 513 00:28:53,245 --> 00:28:54,669 by blowing out the candle. 514 00:28:55,436 --> 00:28:57,384 Once around, friendship. 515 00:28:58,054 --> 00:28:59,939 Twice, lavalier. 516 00:29:00,274 --> 00:29:02,159 Three times, pinning. 517 00:29:02,976 --> 00:29:05,028 Four times, engagement. 518 00:29:05,991 --> 00:29:07,088 What's five times? 519 00:29:08,094 --> 00:29:09,094 Murder. 520 00:29:09,895 --> 00:29:10,895 Kidding! 521 00:29:13,183 --> 00:29:14,293 Okay, settle, girls. 522 00:29:19,305 --> 00:29:22,015 "now we pass 'round the light" 523 00:29:22,676 --> 00:29:25,533 "let our love glow and warm you" 524 00:29:25,964 --> 00:29:28,498 "let our bonds through the years" 525 00:29:29,147 --> 00:29:31,702 "let our hearts be joined as one..." 526 00:29:32,110 --> 00:29:34,699 you'd have given me warning before the sorority black-balled him. 527 00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:36,755 Sorry, I tried to talk to you about this before. 528 00:29:36,889 --> 00:29:38,853 I just didn't think that you would join the mob. 529 00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:41,560 Look, Travis isn't remotely right for you. 530 00:29:41,727 --> 00:29:44,346 And if you weren't so worried about being single, you'd know that. 531 00:29:44,345 --> 00:29:45,826 So you and Evan are perfect together? 532 00:29:45,975 --> 00:29:47,316 This isn't about me and Evan. 533 00:29:48,069 --> 00:29:49,452 Maybe it's about you and Cappie. 534 00:29:50,478 --> 00:29:52,360 But no one knows how you really feel, do they? 535 00:29:52,719 --> 00:29:53,912 What are you talking about? 536 00:29:55,944 --> 00:29:57,387 We're just writing a paper together. 537 00:29:57,785 --> 00:30:00,265 If that were the case, why aren't you blowing out the candle? 538 00:30:32,009 --> 00:30:33,872 You're not still upset, are you? 539 00:30:35,234 --> 00:30:36,972 Nope, in one ear and out the other. 540 00:30:37,475 --> 00:30:40,683 Of course on the way, you drilled a hole through my brain, not that it matters. 541 00:30:42,650 --> 00:30:45,519 I know how much Travis means to you. 542 00:30:45,959 --> 00:30:47,886 But there comes a time when... 543 00:30:48,702 --> 00:30:50,329 you have to put the past behind you. 544 00:30:51,564 --> 00:30:52,737 Excellent advice. 545 00:30:53,198 --> 00:30:54,894 Maybe you should take it yourself. 546 00:30:55,418 --> 00:30:56,486 I'm looking out for you. 547 00:30:56,716 --> 00:30:58,085 Oh, so you're just being helpful? 548 00:30:58,559 --> 00:30:59,559 Ashleigh... 549 00:31:02,901 --> 00:31:03,906 I agree with frannie, 550 00:31:04,409 --> 00:31:05,854 but not because of the house. 551 00:31:06,147 --> 00:31:10,503 When you're around Travis, you turn from fun, interesting Ashleigh 552 00:31:10,629 --> 00:31:11,969 into boring, horrible Ashleigh. 553 00:31:12,392 --> 00:31:13,460 You disappear. 554 00:31:13,962 --> 00:31:16,244 And as your friend, I just thought you should know that. 555 00:31:17,188 --> 00:31:18,200 But I love him. 556 00:31:19,763 --> 00:31:20,726 Yeah. 557 00:31:20,806 --> 00:31:21,806 Sometimes... 558 00:31:23,821 --> 00:31:25,308 You outgrow the people you love. 559 00:31:26,460 --> 00:31:27,633 How romantic of you. 560 00:31:29,057 --> 00:31:31,298 - Where are you going? - Case, true friends support 561 00:31:31,444 --> 00:31:32,701 one another no matter what. 562 00:31:33,584 --> 00:31:37,249 No, real friends tell each other the truth no matter what. 563 00:31:38,673 --> 00:31:40,683 Here's some truth. What you did to me... 564 00:31:41,396 --> 00:31:42,396 Sucks. 565 00:31:46,328 --> 00:31:49,239 The midterm's in 13 hours. And it's 40% of our total grade. 566 00:31:49,448 --> 00:31:51,655 Dale, you gotta be careful drinking all that caffeine. 567 00:31:52,233 --> 00:31:55,733 No, my resting heart rate is 145. That's well within tolerance. 568 00:31:55,942 --> 00:31:59,209 - For a hummingbird. - I only have 47 more pages to go. 569 00:31:59,293 --> 00:32:00,293 It's fine. 570 00:32:48,313 --> 00:32:51,064 I just bought the highest priced candy bars on the planet. 571 00:33:02,244 --> 00:33:05,658 "Role of noncentrosymmetry in liquid crystalline and copolymer 572 00:33:05,763 --> 00:33:07,019 block self-assemblies." 573 00:33:11,644 --> 00:33:14,011 All the formulas are listed as ingredients. 574 00:33:29,289 --> 00:33:31,131 Okay, I'm missing my aviators. 575 00:33:31,739 --> 00:33:32,819 I think they're downstairs. 576 00:33:34,093 --> 00:33:35,789 Are you sure you have to leave? 577 00:33:36,502 --> 00:33:39,304 Yeah, i've got a lot of work to do back in Providence over the break. 578 00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:40,837 Well, have a safe trip back. 579 00:33:40,962 --> 00:33:42,199 We sure are gonna miss ya. 580 00:33:42,847 --> 00:33:43,915 Yeah, thanks... 581 00:33:48,250 --> 00:33:49,799 - I'll be down in a sec. - Okay. 582 00:33:54,294 --> 00:33:57,771 Okay, quick question, real fast. What do you think of Travis, honestly? 583 00:33:58,420 --> 00:34:00,849 Uh... He's... 584 00:34:01,729 --> 00:34:02,729 Not my type. 585 00:34:03,257 --> 00:34:04,257 Good one. 586 00:34:04,832 --> 00:34:06,403 My sisters want me to dump him. 587 00:34:06,905 --> 00:34:08,065 Well, what do you want to do? 588 00:34:08,769 --> 00:34:09,769 I don't know. 589 00:34:10,193 --> 00:34:11,193 Ashleigh, 590 00:34:11,387 --> 00:34:12,916 it doesn't matter what your sisters 591 00:34:13,083 --> 00:34:14,235 want or what i think. 592 00:34:14,570 --> 00:34:15,775 You date who you want to date. 593 00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,695 - But Frannie said... - No, you love who you want to love. 594 00:34:19,820 --> 00:34:21,709 You know, and if that's a problem, you just... 595 00:34:22,357 --> 00:34:23,764 You keep your private life private. 596 00:34:24,585 --> 00:34:25,754 I'm not a very good liar. 597 00:34:26,053 --> 00:34:27,053 It's not lying. 598 00:34:27,663 --> 00:34:28,663 It's your life. 599 00:34:31,545 --> 00:34:33,788 The only person you have to be honest with is yourself. 600 00:34:36,972 --> 00:34:37,972 Okay. 601 00:34:40,575 --> 00:34:41,690 30 minutes left. 602 00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:45,913 I suggest that if you haven't begun the essay questions at the end 603 00:34:46,054 --> 00:34:47,300 of page three by now, 604 00:34:47,989 --> 00:34:50,663 you pick up your test, go straight to the administration, 605 00:34:50,804 --> 00:34:52,669 and transfer to something simpler. 606 00:35:26,425 --> 00:35:30,155 "Only the hero is chosen by fate... " 607 00:35:30,471 --> 00:35:35,890 "and only he can transcend the obstacles in order to fulfill his destiny... " 608 00:35:37,122 --> 00:35:40,218 "to accomplish the impossible... " 609 00:35:41,469 --> 00:35:42,925 "and to forever change the world." 610 00:35:58,349 --> 00:36:00,291 It's... Great. 611 00:36:01,879 --> 00:36:02,960 We make a good team. 612 00:36:04,548 --> 00:36:05,548 Do we? 613 00:36:26,109 --> 00:36:27,256 Maybe it is fate. 614 00:36:30,746 --> 00:36:33,327 I've got a little a confession to make. 615 00:36:33,658 --> 00:36:35,732 It wasn't exactly fate that brought us together. 616 00:36:36,636 --> 00:36:37,739 Define "exactly." 617 00:36:38,312 --> 00:36:41,048 I bribed the T.A. with a few bottles of sandusky lager 618 00:36:41,158 --> 00:36:42,226 if he put us two together. 619 00:36:42,469 --> 00:36:43,925 So fate was a six-pack of beer? 620 00:36:44,498 --> 00:36:45,498 No. 621 00:36:45,667 --> 00:36:46,682 Two six-packs. 622 00:36:48,358 --> 00:36:51,204 Oh, I don't know what I was thinking. 623 00:36:51,733 --> 00:36:53,541 I'd have guessed this was just a big scam. 624 00:36:53,533 --> 00:36:54,834 No scam. I just had to 625 00:36:55,121 --> 00:36:57,592 convince you that getting lavaliered was a big mistake. 626 00:36:58,011 --> 00:36:59,820 So I could make a bigger mistake with you? 627 00:37:00,261 --> 00:37:02,334 Well, not the words I'd choose exactly. 628 00:37:02,530 --> 00:37:03,567 I can't believe it. 629 00:37:03,854 --> 00:37:04,854 I have a boyfriend, 630 00:37:05,376 --> 00:37:07,745 and I was going to give that all up for one of your jokes. 631 00:37:07,979 --> 00:37:09,015 This isn't a joke. 632 00:37:09,390 --> 00:37:11,662 A joke would be, "a guy walks into a bar... 633 00:37:11,751 --> 00:37:13,257 Stop, stop! 634 00:37:14,051 --> 00:37:16,654 Be a grownup for once. Have a grownup conversation! 635 00:37:17,492 --> 00:37:19,477 A dyslexic guy walks into a bra? 636 00:37:25,773 --> 00:37:28,663 I can't go back to the way it was. 637 00:37:29,413 --> 00:37:33,900 I can't spend the rest of my life protesting protests and eating pie. 638 00:37:34,275 --> 00:37:35,951 I have plans, goals. 639 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:37,134 I know. I have them too. 640 00:37:37,311 --> 00:37:38,311 Really? 641 00:37:38,612 --> 00:37:40,840 I know where I want to be in ten years. 642 00:37:41,436 --> 00:37:42,436 Do you? 643 00:37:45,847 --> 00:37:46,897 I want to be with you. 644 00:38:01,476 --> 00:38:04,542 I was thinking if you go to the Swedish union fusion place. 645 00:38:04,785 --> 00:38:06,988 I heard they have the best curried meatballs 646 00:38:07,154 --> 00:38:08,772 and smoked salmon naan in town. 647 00:38:08,905 --> 00:38:11,712 Jen, do you know how to calculate the surface waves of polymer films? 648 00:38:12,963 --> 00:38:14,300 No, of course not. 649 00:38:15,191 --> 00:38:16,228 Well, neither do I. 650 00:38:17,022 --> 00:38:18,621 But the problem is, I'm supposed to. 651 00:38:19,261 --> 00:38:20,430 I don't understand. 652 00:38:21,224 --> 00:38:22,768 I forgot what learning is about. 653 00:38:23,695 --> 00:38:27,235 Why I wanted to study science. It wasn't about getting good grades. 654 00:38:28,426 --> 00:38:29,426 I wanted to learn. 655 00:38:31,672 --> 00:38:32,687 I cheated. 656 00:38:33,106 --> 00:38:34,106 You what? 657 00:38:34,187 --> 00:38:35,996 I got desperate. I didn't know what to do. 658 00:38:37,518 --> 00:38:38,518 Well, that's not true. 659 00:38:39,265 --> 00:38:41,670 I did, but I cheated anyway. 660 00:38:44,317 --> 00:38:45,700 I cheated the school, 661 00:38:45,927 --> 00:38:47,300 and worst of all, 662 00:38:47,846 --> 00:38:48,852 i cheated myself. 663 00:38:49,646 --> 00:38:52,293 So... What are you gonna do about it? 664 00:38:54,587 --> 00:38:56,400 I am so proud of you. 665 00:38:56,837 --> 00:38:58,006 How did Travis take it? 666 00:38:59,549 --> 00:39:00,674 He was pretty shook up. 667 00:39:01,357 --> 00:39:02,357 Very sad. 668 00:39:02,990 --> 00:39:03,990 Tears? 669 00:39:04,159 --> 00:39:05,159 A few. 670 00:39:07,247 --> 00:39:08,247 Good. 671 00:39:08,615 --> 00:39:10,791 So on to bigger and better things? 672 00:39:11,364 --> 00:39:14,166 I'm thinking it would be best to take a few days off from guys. 673 00:39:14,382 --> 00:39:17,823 I so understand. The mourning process can be very helpful. 674 00:39:18,749 --> 00:39:19,874 Let's talk saturday. 675 00:39:25,786 --> 00:39:27,727 I'll be at Dobler's. 676 00:39:28,235 --> 00:39:29,690 Excellent. 'Atta girl. 677 00:39:33,882 --> 00:39:36,551 Ash, is there anything I can... do... 678 00:39:56,958 --> 00:39:58,766 o/~ omega chi girl o/~ 679 00:39:58,965 --> 00:40:00,178 o/~ sweet as can be o/~ 680 00:40:00,884 --> 00:40:02,958 o/~ omega chi girl o/~ 681 00:40:03,289 --> 00:40:04,899 o/~ look and you'll see o/~ 682 00:40:05,164 --> 00:40:07,559 o/~ a woman fair and true o/~ 683 00:40:07,757 --> 00:40:09,100 o/~ and strong o/~ 684 00:40:09,588 --> 00:40:13,294 o/~ a woman who's charms are worthy of song o/~ 685 00:40:14,066 --> 00:40:15,897 o/~ omega chi girl o/~ 686 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:17,606 o/~ send her my love... o/~ o/~ 687 00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:44,733 - Hey. - Hi. 688 00:40:46,652 --> 00:40:51,680 So i took your advice, and I am keeping my private life private. 689 00:40:52,276 --> 00:40:53,276 Good for you. 690 00:40:53,621 --> 00:40:56,070 But if I have to keep Travis a secret, 691 00:40:56,290 --> 00:40:59,070 what do I do about the winter formal and the spring mixer? 692 00:40:59,665 --> 00:41:02,248 Well, if you don't have anyone else, you can always take me. 693 00:41:03,020 --> 00:41:04,123 You'll beard for me? 694 00:41:05,337 --> 00:41:06,417 Strange as it may seem. 695 00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:09,682 Hey, Calvin. You wanna go catch that game? 696 00:41:10,035 --> 00:41:11,035 That's playing? 697 00:41:12,348 --> 00:41:13,348 Oh... You good? 698 00:41:13,893 --> 00:41:14,907 Yeah, go. 699 00:41:15,282 --> 00:41:16,499 - I'll see you later. - Okay. 700 00:41:34,737 --> 00:41:37,009 Hey, Travis, I know you're on the plane, 701 00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:39,061 but I just wanted to say 702 00:41:39,723 --> 00:41:41,686 that I had a wonderful time, 703 00:41:42,149 --> 00:41:44,393 and I can't wait to see you next month in Rhode Island. 704 00:41:46,967 --> 00:41:48,004 I love you. 705 00:41:53,980 --> 00:41:54,995 That movie sucked. 706 00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:56,980 I totally guessed the ending. 707 00:41:57,576 --> 00:41:58,612 That's not the point. 708 00:41:58,811 --> 00:42:00,664 The point is, the hero always wins. 709 00:42:01,326 --> 00:42:02,526 So it's like one of the rules? 710 00:42:02,737 --> 00:42:05,726 Absolutely. I mean, the twists and turns that they take, that's just 711 00:42:05,836 --> 00:42:06,836 to make it interesting. 712 00:42:06,979 --> 00:42:10,349 In the end, good will always triumph over evil. 713 00:42:10,956 --> 00:42:11,993 Always? 714 00:42:13,537 --> 00:42:14,596 Without a doubt. 715 00:42:26,879 --> 00:42:28,010 There we go. 716 00:42:34,262 --> 00:42:35,476 I love you, Casey. 717 00:42:36,441 --> 00:42:37,544 I love you too. 718 00:43:11,020 --> 00:43:14,208 Synchro : Babamania, Kasius. ~ Seriessub.com ~ 719 00:43:14,258 --> 00:43:18,808 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 54596

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