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Previously onGreek...
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Look, Case, the reason
I broke up with you is...
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- I dumped you.
- Why do we have to do this?
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Because he's the teacher
and we do as we're told.
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I'm not here to coddle you
or inspire you.
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So you hazed us.
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I miss my boyfriend.
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I want to do that.
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You'd do that if you wanted to,
but you're committed to your man,
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and that takes character.
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I'm sorry, Case,
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but when I think about you
and Cappie, I kind of lose my mind.
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Do you want to be with her?
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I do. She's the greatest thing
that ever happened to me.
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I hope I didn't hurt you
when I ended things.
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Who said it's over?
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Screw the poor?
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Survival of the richest.
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Doesn't that seem... Wrong?
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You want an "A" in Finsterbach's
macro econ class,
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then you have to understand Finster
hates anybody below the poverty line.
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So just ignore chapters 10
through 13 for the midterm?
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He calls them the homeless pages.
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It's best to just close your eyes
and pretend that they're not even there.
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Nice.
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Omega Chi membership
certainly has its privileges.
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Heads up, coming through.
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It's like christmas morning.
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Are you guys group filing?
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It's midterms. We're studying.
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Beav, Clemo's past ten midterms
for american history, 312k.
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Profiles in courage?
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Be brave.
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- You're handing out old tests?
- No. These are just study aids.
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The sum total of all Kappa Tau knowledge
compiled over the last 30 years.
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These are our only weapons against
the insidious administration
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and their "C" grade-point average
requirements for fraternity membership.
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You know, I've never gotten
below an "A".
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Ape shall not kill ape!
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Psychology 303.
From Dr. Freud to Dr. Phil.
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It's, like, five years old. You got
anything more recent?
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You'll be fine. Alkin recycles his test
every five years to stop
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people from cheating.
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But isn't this cheating?
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Cheating?
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Would our esteemed professors continue
to reuse the same tests over and over,
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knowing full well that future students
could easily recycle them?
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It's their unspoken gesture
of solidarity
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against the evil administration.
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I think it's incredibly brave
that they're doing this.
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Can I offer you a study aid?
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Alas, poor Yorick.
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I knew him, Heath.
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We seem to be a bit light
in the polymer sciences.
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That's all right.
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Hey.
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- Ready for dinner?
- But I thought you had
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a physics review session tonight.
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It's optional, and i've already studied
everything. I know it cold.
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Besides, we've been going out
for eleven days,
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and you know what that means?
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We've been going out for 264 hours.
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Our two-week anniversary is coming up,
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and I was hoping that maybe...
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So Travis says he's already done with
midterms and he can fly in for a visit.
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He gets in tomorrow morning.
Isn't that great?
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Super.
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Did it dawn on him that we might
still be in midterms?
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Of course, which is why he volunteered
to tutor anyone who needs it.
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- He's really good at that.
- Oh, my god!
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Rebecca just got a grape seed
brown-sugar rub.
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I wish my dad'd send me to
canyon ranch to recover from midterms.
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It was a gift to us all.
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Casey, when Travis gets here,
do you want to study...
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Excuse me.
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Hello.
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Casey, I was wondering if you could
help me find a book in the stacks.
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Sorry, already got a study buddy.
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Frannie?
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Yeah... No.
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I'm good, thanks.
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Casey, you and I have been through
an awful lot the past year. You know,
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with the misunderstandings, the
cheating, problems with my parents...
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Yeah, but we've been doing better. Only
because we've been pretending that
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there's nothing wrong.
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And sometimes... It's not enough.
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- Evan, are you...
- Listen, because I deserve more.
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And so do you.
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And i've been thinking about this
a lot lately. And I...
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We...
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We can't go on like this.
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So...
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Your letters. You're lavaliering me?
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If you'll accept.
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You're supposed to say congratulations.
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Sorry, congratulations.
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What's lavaliering?
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It's when you give your letters
to a girl as a symbol of your
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commitment to one another. It's the
first step to pinning, engagement.
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Congratulations.
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Oh, look at this!
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The cartwright kids.
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You know, you two should band together
and solve mysteries, fight crime.
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Got the perfect name for it.
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There's a sketchy janitor who
I think is up to something.
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Casey got lavaliered by Evan.
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Hey, that's supposed to be a secret.
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- Why'd you tell me?
- Good question.
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Congrats, Case.
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Thanks.
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Your kids will be very... Aryan.
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Good luck with midterms, Rusty.
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Bye.
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So when did it happen?
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Last night, I guess.
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That means one day till the
candle-passing ceremony,
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and another before Evan makes
his presentation on the ZBZ lawn,
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which means she's still technically
"un-lava-ed" for two more days.
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I still can't believe
she's with that jerk.
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And I didn't have a date to junior prom,
which is when Travis called.
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Except that he thought he was talking
to my best friend Kristen.
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Yep, and Ashleigh was so excited
to talk to me that
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I completely forgot about mixing up
the phone numbers.
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And obviously I forgot about
Kristen too.
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And we've been together ever since.
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He's the best thing that's
ever happened to me.
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- So you said.
- Five times.
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Ashleigh neglected to mention the fact
that Kristen is now pre-law at Yale.
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Ah, the frat house.
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Evan and Calvin moved one of the actives
so you could stay for the weekend.
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- Wasn't that nice?
- Thanks, evan.
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- It's Calvin.
- Sorry.
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He's really bad with names.
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- Where can I wash up?
- Upstairs, right past the bedchamber.
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Okay.
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Do me a favor, all right?
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Don't tell Travis how drunk I got
at the military mixer.
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He doesn't like when I drink too much.
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Yeah.
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There are five stages to the
hero's journey.
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Stage one is the call to adventure,
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that's where an act of fate
actually chooses our hero.
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Okay, then...
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Can i help you?
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Uh, yeah, sorry, I'm late.
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- You're about two months late,
mister... - Cappie.
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Hey, Case.
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- I thought you dropped this class.
- So did I.
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As I was saying, stage two is where
the hero proves himself worthy
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on a road of travels.
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We go to stage three, where he achieves
self-knowledge usually through
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a mystical source.
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Stage four, he confronts
his true desires.
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Then in stage five, the stakes are set.
The hero and the world are transformed.
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Now do we have any examples of that?
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- Uh, yeah. - Prometheus?
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King Arthur?
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Star wars and the Matrix.
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You know, those are really
good examples, mr. Cappie.
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That segues us perfectly into our
midterm essay assignment.
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We're going to compare and contrast
literary and cinematic heroes
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and their relationship to
Campbell's paradigm.
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You're gonna be working in teams.
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My t.A. Posted your team partner's names
on the bulletin board in the hallway.
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So that's it, you guys.
good luck.
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- There's been a horrible mistake.
- Some might call it fate... Partner.
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You can't be my partner. You've
only been to two classes.
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Uh, three, including today.
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You haven't read the material.
This is ridiculous.
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Do you really want to go
against the teacher?
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Fine, we'll write the paper together,
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but you have to take this seriously.
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This is a big part of our final grade.
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It's huge.
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And so the adventure begins.
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So collagen scaffolds don't react
to external positive ions?
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- No... Well, I mean, they do, but...
- It's not on the test. I got it.
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Listen, I gotta finish up
my dissertation,
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write a paper on speech pattern
recognition, clean my oven, wash my cat.
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- And meet me at the library at 9:00,
right? - Yeah, 9:00, library.
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You're tutored for hastings' physics
midterm by his teaching assistant?
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I'm actually helping him.
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Okay, Harville's in my purity pledge
group, and he's been trying
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to find his way back to the path
of enlightenment,
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so I volunteered to help
with his re-virginization.
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- His what? - In order to gain a second
virginity, it take significant amounts
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of prayer and testimony.
So in return for saving his soul,
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Harville's graciously offered physics
tutoring.
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But between you and me, I think
he's getting the better deal.
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But why? You already know the material.
Couldn't you have quit the physics part?
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Considering hastings sprung all the
new material on us,
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I'm just chalking this one up
to God's will.
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New material
for a midterm?
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Five new chapters assigned at the
review session.
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Five?!
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But the review session was optional.
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No, Harville's mine. You can't have him.
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That is for a candle passing ceremony.
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Please don't tell me you're pregnant.
That would be really weird.
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Lavaliered.
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I promised Evan I'd keep it a secret.
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Oh, not good at secrets.
I get all hive-y.
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Wow, this is so great!
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Maybe one day Travis and I can take
the next step too.
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It's pretty amazing
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that you guys have been together
so long.
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Since high school.
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And tack on 750 miles of
separation to that.
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Yeah, long distance relationships
are hard, but
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that's what makes us so great.
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- It strengthens us.
- Yeah, but...
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Sometimes some people in that situation
would grow apart.
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Outgrow each other.
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But I owe Travis everything.
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If it wasn't for him, I never
would've gotten into here.
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I never would've met you.
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Right!
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But... And i'm just saying
how it's really, really great that
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Travis is definitely who you want.
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Of... Course he is.
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Just like Evan is who you want, right?
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Oh, come on!
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Who wouldn't want Evan?
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Right.
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Yeah.
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Dr. Hastings, do you have a moment
to talk?
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We're talking. We're also walking.
Thanks to my high ability to multi-task.
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Good one, sir.
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- About the last class review...
- Unhappy with the new chapters, are we?
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Aren't review sessions supposed to be
about reviewing pre taught material?
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Hypothetically, but then I realized
we weren't progressing fast enough
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in the curriculum, so I took the liberty
of making this a little lesson.
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Science is a rapidly evolving field
requiring the ability
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to grasp concepts quickly.
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Isn't it more important, though,
that you teach us physics... Sir?
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It's very simple, Mr. Cartwright.
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Learn the new material or fail.
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And I'll be giving the test in room 407.
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More space, less cheating.
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Don't tell me. You're arranging
a kappa tau midterm party.
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Better, a midterm barbecue.
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For two.
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Cappie burgers, on account of you
picking that isthmus guy.
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His name was prometheus.
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You still like yours with sliced
pickles on top?
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One of us has to take this
seriously. I bet you don't even have
247
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a clue what film hero you want
to go with?
248
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Keanu Reeves.
249
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Not a hero, he's an actor.
250
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He is a film icon.
251
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I'll write the paper myself and
put your name on it, okay?
252
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Prometheus, a most historic
253
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greek god dude,
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who journeyed on a most excellent quest
to bring fire to mankind,
255
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only to incur the wrath of
the odious Zeus,
256
00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,699
who chained the dude on
yonder mountain top,
257
00:13:19,942 --> 00:13:23,313
where an eagle egregiously scarfed
the dude's liver out for like...
258
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Infinity.
259
00:13:25,993 --> 00:13:27,760
Yeah, I full-on read Campbell's book.
260
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Since this morning?
261
00:13:30,230 --> 00:13:31,230
That's impossible.
262
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A most bodacious masterpiece with
many pages in which i forgoed
263
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an afternoon of non-bogus fun.
264
00:13:37,621 --> 00:13:39,611
This is school. It's not supposed
to be fun.
265
00:13:39,913 --> 00:13:40,913
Says who?
266
00:13:41,355 --> 00:13:42,512
Anything can be fun.
267
00:13:42,979 --> 00:13:44,543
And everything should be fun.
268
00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:47,243
We had crazy fun all the time when
we were going out.
269
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Sex, drinking...
270
00:13:51,236 --> 00:13:52,236
Sex...
271
00:13:53,247 --> 00:13:54,363
Eating pie in bed.
272
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You...
273
00:13:59,074 --> 00:14:00,089
Bought an apple pie?
274
00:14:00,722 --> 00:14:03,161
Don't you remember the hell raisers
and heartbreakers party?
275
00:14:03,155 --> 00:14:04,155
That was lemon meringue.
276
00:14:04,353 --> 00:14:06,241
Or the pumpkin pecan?
277
00:14:06,465 --> 00:14:07,465
Halloween.
278
00:14:07,785 --> 00:14:09,977
We were dressed up as equine Elvis.
279
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You were the horse's ass.
280
00:14:13,012 --> 00:14:16,281
Or that weekend when we got arrested
for protesting protests?
281
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Blueberry cream.
282
00:14:18,007 --> 00:14:19,007
Cappie.
283
00:14:19,916 --> 00:14:20,916
Coconut custard?
284
00:14:24,911 --> 00:14:27,612
It wasn't that bad, was it?
I mean, not all of it.
285
00:14:28,058 --> 00:14:29,947
It was never bad.
286
00:14:31,023 --> 00:14:33,919
It just was what it was,
and then it was time we grew up.
287
00:14:34,244 --> 00:14:35,624
Or at least for one of us.
288
00:14:35,807 --> 00:14:39,969
Yeah, bummer that one of us had to go
and give up on all that fun.
289
00:14:43,201 --> 00:14:44,201
Want a bite?
290
00:14:45,231 --> 00:14:46,510
We should write the paper.
291
00:14:46,693 --> 00:14:47,693
Just a nibble.
292
00:14:49,069 --> 00:14:51,221
If i do, then can we focus on the paper?
293
00:14:51,688 --> 00:14:55,970
What's the harm in taking
one little bite of an apple?
294
00:15:11,901 --> 00:15:12,916
I'm not gonna make it.
295
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:16,795
That was just chapter 17.
I have four more to go,
296
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36 hours to do it.
297
00:15:18,521 --> 00:15:20,369
Rusty, you'll get by.
298
00:15:20,673 --> 00:15:22,115
You'll cram and you'll survive.
299
00:15:22,257 --> 00:15:24,714
All my life, I was who I was
because i was the smartest.
300
00:15:24,816 --> 00:15:26,785
I never thought I'd be the guy
who just got by.
301
00:15:27,658 --> 00:15:28,815
You know what i don't get,
302
00:15:29,587 --> 00:15:33,398
is if you're having so much trouble, how
is everybody else getting through this?
303
00:15:34,028 --> 00:15:36,111
But polarity reverses in
a sub-quantum flux.
304
00:15:36,822 --> 00:15:37,822
Harville?
305
00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:40,943
I didn't get enough pills.
306
00:15:41,938 --> 00:15:44,049
- Just midterms. - Stay with me.
307
00:15:44,232 --> 00:15:45,520
I don't understand the polarity.
308
00:15:45,938 --> 00:15:48,273
Just gimme like two more...
309
00:15:49,227 --> 00:15:50,405
Come on, Harville!
310
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,528
Isn't this, like, prescription speed?
It's what Harville takes
311
00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:03,285
to concentrate. He has
a medical condition.
312
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:04,624
That's what he told me.
313
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:07,178
I think he just needs to
sleep it off, Dale.
314
00:16:07,604 --> 00:16:10,263
No, Harville needs to tutor me.
So I need to find him drugs.
315
00:16:10,487 --> 00:16:12,030
I need drugs. It's as simple as that.
316
00:16:14,146 --> 00:16:15,715
All right, I need drugs. Who's got 'em?
317
00:16:16,055 --> 00:16:17,293
I'm not a narc. I'm just...
318
00:16:17,984 --> 00:16:19,080
Just a guy in a bind.
319
00:16:41,383 --> 00:16:42,784
We couldn't do this at the library?
320
00:16:43,191 --> 00:16:44,307
So we could fall asleep?
321
00:16:44,510 --> 00:16:45,891
Libraries are too quiet.
322
00:16:46,074 --> 00:16:47,074
Bor-ing!
323
00:16:47,153 --> 00:16:49,263
This place is teeming with inspiration.
324
00:16:49,588 --> 00:16:51,842
Not to mention refreshing refreshments.
325
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,867
Iblis has only one "s."
326
00:16:55,233 --> 00:16:58,079
Since the greek system is just an excuse
to have a bar in your house,
327
00:16:58,932 --> 00:17:00,455
isn't this place kind of redundant?
328
00:17:00,597 --> 00:17:03,724
There's actually a lot more to
the greek system than drinking.
329
00:17:04,008 --> 00:17:05,008
Sure.
330
00:17:05,308 --> 00:17:08,008
How could I forget hangovers and
throwing up?
331
00:17:08,426 --> 00:17:09,426
Right...?
332
00:17:10,132 --> 00:17:11,130
Calvin.
333
00:17:11,210 --> 00:17:12,302
I'm terrible with names.
334
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:16,043
Babe, do you think you could go grab us
two glasses of pinot noir?
335
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:17,426
Sure!
336
00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:21,886
You know, Frannie, Dobler's has
an exquisite wine selection.
337
00:17:23,470 --> 00:17:24,668
Two pinot noirs, please.
338
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,490
Since when do you drink wine?
339
00:17:27,835 --> 00:17:30,559
I've always enjoyed a sophisticated
drink with a nice bouquet.
340
00:17:36,447 --> 00:17:37,543
I hate Travis.
341
00:17:38,031 --> 00:17:41,588
You just hate how ashleigh turns into
a fake, subservient shell of herself
342
00:17:41,710 --> 00:17:43,294
when she's around Travis.
343
00:17:43,517 --> 00:17:45,974
- Same difference. - Not unless this is
the real Ashleigh,
344
00:17:46,339 --> 00:17:49,182
and Travis is just bringing out the
person she was always meant to be.
345
00:17:49,893 --> 00:17:52,146
Oh, Helva is egyptian, not persian.
346
00:17:52,870 --> 00:17:54,840
You really should've read the book
more closely.
347
00:17:55,165 --> 00:17:56,322
Look, my point is,
348
00:17:56,748 --> 00:18:01,784
maybe she is finally becoming the person
she was meant to be.
349
00:18:02,271 --> 00:18:04,875
If that's the case, she'd be better off
not growing up at all.
350
00:18:05,204 --> 00:18:06,422
Could not agree with you more
351
00:18:06,727 --> 00:18:09,128
especially if growing up turns you
into someone you're not.
352
00:18:09,184 --> 00:18:11,194
Someone pretentious,
boring...
353
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:13,250
Pie-less.
354
00:18:14,564 --> 00:18:17,569
Is this your barely clever, hardly
subtle way of commenting
355
00:18:17,695 --> 00:18:19,082
on my relationship with Evan?
356
00:18:19,313 --> 00:18:23,159
It's my barely clever, hardly subtle way
of throwing monkey wrenches
357
00:18:23,327 --> 00:18:24,327
into the works.
358
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:37,514
You want to know what I find
most pathetic about the greek system?
359
00:18:38,039 --> 00:18:39,300
It's all the pseudo-pageantry.
360
00:18:39,741 --> 00:18:40,861
You know, the greek letters,
361
00:18:41,107 --> 00:18:42,107
the latin phrases.
362
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:46,107
And nobody here has a clue
to what any of that actually means.
363
00:18:46,301 --> 00:18:48,503
- Excuse me, what...
- Hey, let's talk about politics!
364
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:53,568
I can't listen to this jackass any
longer. I'm going to the library.
365
00:18:53,671 --> 00:18:56,865
You can stay here with your refreshing
refreshments and monkey wrenches.
366
00:18:57,558 --> 00:18:59,450
Vescere bracis meis!
367
00:18:59,912 --> 00:19:00,942
What are you doing?
368
00:19:11,853 --> 00:19:14,051
Don't worry, i used to be a latin major.
369
00:19:47,682 --> 00:19:51,305
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
370
00:19:58,522 --> 00:19:59,674
In vino, veritas.
371
00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:01,260
Travis?
372
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:03,516
A round for the house?
373
00:20:06,016 --> 00:20:07,042
Come on, let's go.
374
00:20:07,566 --> 00:20:08,566
Bye.
375
00:20:10,351 --> 00:20:11,545
- Bye, guys.
- Later.
376
00:20:14,372 --> 00:20:15,482
Where were we?
377
00:20:16,018 --> 00:20:18,867
Stage two. "A hero overcomes obstacles."
378
00:20:34,490 --> 00:20:36,756
Midterms and you decide to go camping.
379
00:20:38,916 --> 00:20:39,985
Three hours?
380
00:20:42,016 --> 00:20:43,957
I only allocated 27 minutes for napping.
381
00:20:44,470 --> 00:20:46,864
Then you'll definitely need this.
382
00:20:48,169 --> 00:20:49,302
Caffeine.
383
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:50,708
Trimethylxanthine.
384
00:20:53,492 --> 00:20:58,415
I spent all last night trying to learn
five brain-cramping chapters of physics.
385
00:20:59,249 --> 00:21:01,331
My brain's fried. Forget what
I studied last night.
386
00:21:01,332 --> 00:21:03,168
I can't remember what I learned
three weeks ago.
387
00:21:03,161 --> 00:21:04,936
You'll be fine. You always are.
388
00:21:05,289 --> 00:21:06,507
I busted my ass.
389
00:21:06,935 --> 00:21:08,943
I've done everything I could.
But I'm gonna fail.
390
00:21:10,121 --> 00:21:12,066
The worst part about it,
the game's rigged.
391
00:21:12,857 --> 00:21:15,145
Old tests, paid tutors for
cramming, drugs.
392
00:21:15,959 --> 00:21:17,119
College isn't about learning.
393
00:21:18,179 --> 00:21:20,967
It's a four-year course on how
to get by.
394
00:21:21,470 --> 00:21:22,475
Beat the system.
395
00:21:23,313 --> 00:21:24,925
The illusion is shattered.
396
00:21:25,323 --> 00:21:27,410
It's supposed to be the last bastion
for education.
397
00:21:27,501 --> 00:21:30,448
A place removed from society
where you're inspired.
398
00:21:32,144 --> 00:21:33,275
Not discouraged.
399
00:21:34,615 --> 00:21:36,856
A place where teachers teach
and students learn.
400
00:21:37,086 --> 00:21:39,827
Yeah, and animated deer frolic
in the quad.
401
00:21:40,895 --> 00:21:42,214
Look, nothing is as simple
402
00:21:42,361 --> 00:21:43,408
as you'd want it to be.
403
00:21:43,638 --> 00:21:46,654
Just when you think you have everything
figured out, someone comes along
404
00:21:46,821 --> 00:21:47,910
and complicates things.
405
00:21:48,204 --> 00:21:50,445
- Someone?
- Or something.
406
00:21:53,482 --> 00:21:56,282
So with almost everyone cheating,
is it really cheating if you cheat?
407
00:21:57,063 --> 00:21:59,995
Honestly, I don't think there are
right or wrong decisions anymore.
408
00:22:00,748 --> 00:22:01,942
Everything is relative.
409
00:22:02,361 --> 00:22:04,895
So I just need to decide
what's right for me?
410
00:22:06,529 --> 00:22:09,147
Unfortunately, the hard part isn't
choosing.
411
00:22:10,634 --> 00:22:12,123
It's living with the choice you make.
412
00:22:21,493 --> 00:22:22,540
Thank you.
413
00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:36,819
Beav seems pretty happy.
414
00:22:37,813 --> 00:22:40,180
He got so excited about
his history midterm,
415
00:22:40,591 --> 00:22:44,256
he went online last night and discovered
that JFK wasn't just an airport.
416
00:22:44,633 --> 00:22:46,099
And that Laguardia was a mayor?
417
00:22:46,308 --> 00:22:48,169
No one appreciates a showoff, Spitter.
418
00:22:49,111 --> 00:22:50,111
Sorry.
419
00:22:50,912 --> 00:22:53,341
So, i was just wondering
420
00:22:53,530 --> 00:22:56,178
if maybe you can take another look
in the filing cabinets for me.
421
00:22:57,237 --> 00:22:58,259
Honors physics?
422
00:22:58,594 --> 00:23:00,144
The cookie jar's empty.
423
00:23:01,002 --> 00:23:02,028
I need help.
424
00:23:03,390 --> 00:23:06,217
And... And I don't care where or how.
425
00:23:07,034 --> 00:23:08,122
I'm willing to do anything.
426
00:23:17,755 --> 00:23:20,184
Are you really sure you want to do this?
427
00:23:21,473 --> 00:23:23,044
You need to do this?
428
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:24,903
Yeah.
429
00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:26,897
I'm positive.
430
00:23:38,286 --> 00:23:41,038
You pick the hand with the jelly bean
and you go back to your dorm
431
00:23:41,185 --> 00:23:44,535
with a burst of fresh blueberry flavor
and no questions asked.
432
00:23:45,708 --> 00:23:49,862
You take the other one, and you get
to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.
433
00:23:50,847 --> 00:23:51,847
The rabbit hole?
434
00:23:51,999 --> 00:23:53,025
So, Neo,
435
00:23:54,093 --> 00:23:55,400
which one do you choose?
436
00:24:14,866 --> 00:24:16,168
So do you have big plans tonight?
437
00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:19,492
I have more work to do on
that stupid paper with Cappie.
438
00:24:19,967 --> 00:24:22,329
And the candle-passing ceremony,
that's tonight, isn't it?
439
00:24:22,564 --> 00:24:23,716
Oh, yeah, yes!
440
00:24:24,030 --> 00:24:25,789
The candle-passing. Very exciting!
441
00:24:27,821 --> 00:24:29,234
So how is that paper coming?
442
00:24:29,756 --> 00:24:32,333
Fine. Surprisingly well,
considering it's with Cappie.
443
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:35,285
- Yeah. - On the other hand,
he's slightly more motivated than usual.
444
00:24:35,370 --> 00:24:36,779
Like he's turned over a new leaf.
445
00:24:36,925 --> 00:24:38,517
Well, I mean, not really.
446
00:24:39,889 --> 00:24:41,252
He still came up with the whole...
447
00:24:41,731 --> 00:24:42,800
Keanu Reeves approach.
448
00:24:42,946 --> 00:24:46,915
Keanu Reeves actually works, kind of,
though, in the construct...
449
00:24:47,020 --> 00:24:48,465
Of campbell's monomyth?
450
00:24:49,491 --> 00:24:51,250
Yeah, I know, I know.
451
00:24:53,512 --> 00:24:55,912
Strange things are afoot at the circle K
452
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,916
where keanu must prepare for his most
momentous journey of all.
453
00:25:03,110 --> 00:25:07,478
Saving the world from non-bogus
waterslides, awesome malls,
454
00:25:07,645 --> 00:25:09,007
and totally bodacious babes.
455
00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:12,002
It's quintessential outside-the-box
Cappie logic.
456
00:25:12,106 --> 00:25:14,844
No, it's smoke and mirrors.
It's parlor tricks.
457
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,818
You know, to prop up a lifetime
of mediocre grades,
458
00:25:18,006 --> 00:25:19,957
getting by & avoiding all expectations.
459
00:25:20,900 --> 00:25:24,083
I mean, listen, Cappie is the same guy
I knew in freshman year.
460
00:25:24,251 --> 00:25:26,827
Okay, he is smart.
He is full of potential.
461
00:25:27,308 --> 00:25:28,418
At the end of the day,
462
00:25:29,507 --> 00:25:30,507
he's going nowhere.
463
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:31,929
As opposed to you.
464
00:25:32,558 --> 00:25:33,558
And me.
465
00:25:34,652 --> 00:25:38,945
Cappie will probably be president of
Kappa Tau for the rest of his life.
466
00:25:39,175 --> 00:25:41,259
Or the social director of a
sandals resort.
467
00:25:43,976 --> 00:25:45,086
You know, in ten years,
468
00:25:46,782 --> 00:25:48,856
I plan on being a Harvard law
school grad.
469
00:25:50,657 --> 00:25:52,144
I know where I want to be, Casey.
470
00:25:53,905 --> 00:25:54,905
Do you?
471
00:26:07,913 --> 00:26:11,203
Okay, moving on to new business.
472
00:26:13,141 --> 00:26:14,141
Ashleigh...
473
00:26:14,577 --> 00:26:16,180
We need to talk about Travis.
474
00:26:16,882 --> 00:26:20,196
- What about him?
- We're all sisters here.
475
00:26:20,898 --> 00:26:23,269
We look out for each other.
We stick together.
476
00:26:23,503 --> 00:26:25,200
And to put it mildly,
477
00:26:26,075 --> 00:26:28,547
Travis isn't exactly quality glue.
478
00:26:29,048 --> 00:26:30,251
You need to dump him.
479
00:26:33,023 --> 00:26:34,987
If this is about last night,
he was just joking.
480
00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:40,557
In an unfunny way. He's very dry. Casey?
481
00:26:40,691 --> 00:26:42,795
- Uh, Frannie...
- He publicly mocked
482
00:26:42,962 --> 00:26:45,835
the entire greek system in front
of everyone at Dobler's.
483
00:26:46,002 --> 00:26:47,002
Not cool.
484
00:26:47,305 --> 00:26:48,874
But I thought everyone liked Travis?
485
00:26:49,142 --> 00:26:51,614
- We do.
- We don't. We lied.
486
00:26:52,616 --> 00:26:57,488
Ashleigh, even with such obvious pluses
that he's hot and has good fashion sense
487
00:26:57,989 --> 00:27:02,129
his many ass-like qualities completely
outweigh his un-ass ones.
488
00:27:03,051 --> 00:27:04,245
But he's an ivy leaguer.
489
00:27:04,580 --> 00:27:05,606
Barely.
490
00:27:05,941 --> 00:27:07,022
He goes to Brown.
491
00:27:07,399 --> 00:27:09,828
And now I know this must be difficult
for you,
492
00:27:10,016 --> 00:27:13,702
so in the interests of helping you out
for the short term, I've made a list
493
00:27:13,849 --> 00:27:16,370
of viable dating alternatives that
won't bring down the house.
494
00:27:16,529 --> 00:27:19,549
We have Adam at Lambda Sig.
Alan at Pi Zeta.
495
00:27:19,633 --> 00:27:20,680
A whole list just for you.
496
00:27:21,434 --> 00:27:22,523
Casey, help me out.
497
00:27:23,172 --> 00:27:24,600
Ashleigh, no offense,
498
00:27:25,517 --> 00:27:27,256
but you deserve better than Travis.
499
00:27:27,821 --> 00:27:29,600
Oh, whoops, look at that!
500
00:27:30,252 --> 00:27:31,844
Time to bring everyone else in.
501
00:27:32,638 --> 00:27:34,633
I have something special
for you guys tonight.
502
00:27:34,629 --> 00:27:36,933
A candle passing ceremony.
I'm so excited!
503
00:27:37,603 --> 00:27:39,697
Yeah... Me too.
504
00:28:20,856 --> 00:28:23,118
Welcome to the CRU answer center.
505
00:28:23,337 --> 00:28:25,243
If you have the cash, we have the
answers.
506
00:28:25,641 --> 00:28:28,636
Press one for english.
Para continuar en espanol...
507
00:28:29,725 --> 00:28:32,447
English literature from beowulf
to the Canterbury tales,
508
00:28:32,657 --> 00:28:33,662
press one.
509
00:28:33,938 --> 00:28:35,823
Organic chem and physics,
510
00:28:36,221 --> 00:28:37,221
press two.
511
00:28:38,357 --> 00:28:42,043
For Dr. Hastings' honors physics 205
midterm, press one.
512
00:28:48,972 --> 00:28:53,119
Okay, it's time for our anonymous
someone to reveal herself
513
00:28:53,245 --> 00:28:54,669
by blowing out the candle.
514
00:28:55,436 --> 00:28:57,384
Once around, friendship.
515
00:28:58,054 --> 00:28:59,939
Twice, lavalier.
516
00:29:00,274 --> 00:29:02,159
Three times, pinning.
517
00:29:02,976 --> 00:29:05,028
Four times, engagement.
518
00:29:05,991 --> 00:29:07,088
What's five times?
519
00:29:08,094 --> 00:29:09,094
Murder.
520
00:29:09,895 --> 00:29:10,895
Kidding!
521
00:29:13,183 --> 00:29:14,293
Okay, settle, girls.
522
00:29:19,305 --> 00:29:22,015
"now we pass 'round the light"
523
00:29:22,676 --> 00:29:25,533
"let our love glow and warm you"
524
00:29:25,964 --> 00:29:28,498
"let our bonds through the years"
525
00:29:29,147 --> 00:29:31,702
"let our hearts be joined as one..."
526
00:29:32,110 --> 00:29:34,699
you'd have given me warning before
the sorority black-balled him.
527
00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:36,755
Sorry, I tried to talk to you
about this before.
528
00:29:36,889 --> 00:29:38,853
I just didn't think that
you would join the mob.
529
00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:41,560
Look, Travis isn't remotely
right for you.
530
00:29:41,727 --> 00:29:44,346
And if you weren't so worried about
being single, you'd know that.
531
00:29:44,345 --> 00:29:45,826
So you and Evan are perfect together?
532
00:29:45,975 --> 00:29:47,316
This isn't about me and Evan.
533
00:29:48,069 --> 00:29:49,452
Maybe it's about you and Cappie.
534
00:29:50,478 --> 00:29:52,360
But no one knows how you really feel,
do they?
535
00:29:52,719 --> 00:29:53,912
What are you talking about?
536
00:29:55,944 --> 00:29:57,387
We're just writing a paper together.
537
00:29:57,785 --> 00:30:00,265
If that were the case,
why aren't you blowing out the candle?
538
00:30:32,009 --> 00:30:33,872
You're not still upset, are you?
539
00:30:35,234 --> 00:30:36,972
Nope, in one ear and out the other.
540
00:30:37,475 --> 00:30:40,683
Of course on the way, you drilled a hole
through my brain, not that it matters.
541
00:30:42,650 --> 00:30:45,519
I know how much Travis means to you.
542
00:30:45,959 --> 00:30:47,886
But there comes a time
when...
543
00:30:48,702 --> 00:30:50,329
you have to put the past behind you.
544
00:30:51,564 --> 00:30:52,737
Excellent advice.
545
00:30:53,198 --> 00:30:54,894
Maybe you should take it yourself.
546
00:30:55,418 --> 00:30:56,486
I'm looking out for you.
547
00:30:56,716 --> 00:30:58,085
Oh, so you're just
being helpful?
548
00:30:58,559 --> 00:30:59,559
Ashleigh...
549
00:31:02,901 --> 00:31:03,906
I agree with frannie,
550
00:31:04,409 --> 00:31:05,854
but not because of the house.
551
00:31:06,147 --> 00:31:10,503
When you're around Travis, you turn
from fun, interesting Ashleigh
552
00:31:10,629 --> 00:31:11,969
into boring, horrible Ashleigh.
553
00:31:12,392 --> 00:31:13,460
You disappear.
554
00:31:13,962 --> 00:31:16,244
And as your friend, I just thought
you should know that.
555
00:31:17,188 --> 00:31:18,200
But I love him.
556
00:31:19,763 --> 00:31:20,726
Yeah.
557
00:31:20,806 --> 00:31:21,806
Sometimes...
558
00:31:23,821 --> 00:31:25,308
You outgrow the people you love.
559
00:31:26,460 --> 00:31:27,633
How romantic of you.
560
00:31:29,057 --> 00:31:31,298
- Where are you going?
- Case, true friends support
561
00:31:31,444 --> 00:31:32,701
one another no matter what.
562
00:31:33,584 --> 00:31:37,249
No, real friends tell each other
the truth no matter what.
563
00:31:38,673 --> 00:31:40,683
Here's some truth. What you did to me...
564
00:31:41,396 --> 00:31:42,396
Sucks.
565
00:31:46,328 --> 00:31:49,239
The midterm's in 13 hours. And it's 40%
of our total grade.
566
00:31:49,448 --> 00:31:51,655
Dale, you gotta be careful drinking all
that caffeine.
567
00:31:52,233 --> 00:31:55,733
No, my resting heart rate is 145.
That's well within tolerance.
568
00:31:55,942 --> 00:31:59,209
- For a hummingbird. - I only have
47 more pages to go.
569
00:31:59,293 --> 00:32:00,293
It's fine.
570
00:32:48,313 --> 00:32:51,064
I just bought the highest priced
candy bars on the planet.
571
00:33:02,244 --> 00:33:05,658
"Role of noncentrosymmetry in liquid
crystalline and copolymer
572
00:33:05,763 --> 00:33:07,019
block self-assemblies."
573
00:33:11,644 --> 00:33:14,011
All the formulas are listed
as ingredients.
574
00:33:29,289 --> 00:33:31,131
Okay, I'm missing my aviators.
575
00:33:31,739 --> 00:33:32,819
I think they're downstairs.
576
00:33:34,093 --> 00:33:35,789
Are you sure you have to leave?
577
00:33:36,502 --> 00:33:39,304
Yeah, i've got a lot of work to do
back in Providence over the break.
578
00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:40,837
Well, have a safe trip back.
579
00:33:40,962 --> 00:33:42,199
We sure are gonna miss ya.
580
00:33:42,847 --> 00:33:43,915
Yeah, thanks...
581
00:33:48,250 --> 00:33:49,799
- I'll be down in a sec.
- Okay.
582
00:33:54,294 --> 00:33:57,771
Okay, quick question, real fast.
What do you think of Travis, honestly?
583
00:33:58,420 --> 00:34:00,849
Uh... He's...
584
00:34:01,729 --> 00:34:02,729
Not my type.
585
00:34:03,257 --> 00:34:04,257
Good one.
586
00:34:04,832 --> 00:34:06,403
My sisters want me
to dump him.
587
00:34:06,905 --> 00:34:08,065
Well, what do you want to do?
588
00:34:08,769 --> 00:34:09,769
I don't know.
589
00:34:10,193 --> 00:34:11,193
Ashleigh,
590
00:34:11,387 --> 00:34:12,916
it doesn't matter what your sisters
591
00:34:13,083 --> 00:34:14,235
want or what i think.
592
00:34:14,570 --> 00:34:15,775
You date who you want to date.
593
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,695
- But Frannie said...
- No, you love who you want to love.
594
00:34:19,820 --> 00:34:21,709
You know, and if that's a problem,
you just...
595
00:34:22,357 --> 00:34:23,764
You keep your private life private.
596
00:34:24,585 --> 00:34:25,754
I'm not a very good liar.
597
00:34:26,053 --> 00:34:27,053
It's not lying.
598
00:34:27,663 --> 00:34:28,663
It's your life.
599
00:34:31,545 --> 00:34:33,788
The only person you have
to be honest with is yourself.
600
00:34:36,972 --> 00:34:37,972
Okay.
601
00:34:40,575 --> 00:34:41,690
30 minutes left.
602
00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:45,913
I suggest that if you haven't begun
the essay questions at the end
603
00:34:46,054 --> 00:34:47,300
of page three by now,
604
00:34:47,989 --> 00:34:50,663
you pick up your test, go straight
to the administration,
605
00:34:50,804 --> 00:34:52,669
and transfer to something simpler.
606
00:35:26,425 --> 00:35:30,155
"Only the hero is chosen by fate... "
607
00:35:30,471 --> 00:35:35,890
"and only he can transcend the obstacles
in order to fulfill his destiny... "
608
00:35:37,122 --> 00:35:40,218
"to accomplish the impossible... "
609
00:35:41,469 --> 00:35:42,925
"and to forever change the world."
610
00:35:58,349 --> 00:36:00,291
It's... Great.
611
00:36:01,879 --> 00:36:02,960
We make a good team.
612
00:36:04,548 --> 00:36:05,548
Do we?
613
00:36:26,109 --> 00:36:27,256
Maybe it is fate.
614
00:36:30,746 --> 00:36:33,327
I've got a little a confession to make.
615
00:36:33,658 --> 00:36:35,732
It wasn't exactly fate
that brought us together.
616
00:36:36,636 --> 00:36:37,739
Define "exactly."
617
00:36:38,312 --> 00:36:41,048
I bribed the T.A. with a few
bottles of sandusky lager
618
00:36:41,158 --> 00:36:42,226
if he put us two together.
619
00:36:42,469 --> 00:36:43,925
So fate was a six-pack of beer?
620
00:36:44,498 --> 00:36:45,498
No.
621
00:36:45,667 --> 00:36:46,682
Two six-packs.
622
00:36:48,358 --> 00:36:51,204
Oh, I don't know what I was thinking.
623
00:36:51,733 --> 00:36:53,541
I'd have guessed this was
just a big scam.
624
00:36:53,533 --> 00:36:54,834
No scam. I just had to
625
00:36:55,121 --> 00:36:57,592
convince you that getting lavaliered
was a big mistake.
626
00:36:58,011 --> 00:36:59,820
So I could make a bigger mistake
with you?
627
00:37:00,261 --> 00:37:02,334
Well, not the words I'd choose exactly.
628
00:37:02,530 --> 00:37:03,567
I can't believe it.
629
00:37:03,854 --> 00:37:04,854
I have a boyfriend,
630
00:37:05,376 --> 00:37:07,745
and I was going to give that
all up for one of your jokes.
631
00:37:07,979 --> 00:37:09,015
This isn't a joke.
632
00:37:09,390 --> 00:37:11,662
A joke would be,
"a guy walks into a bar...
633
00:37:11,751 --> 00:37:13,257
Stop, stop!
634
00:37:14,051 --> 00:37:16,654
Be a grownup for once.
Have a grownup conversation!
635
00:37:17,492 --> 00:37:19,477
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra?
636
00:37:25,773 --> 00:37:28,663
I can't go back to the way it was.
637
00:37:29,413 --> 00:37:33,900
I can't spend the rest of my life
protesting protests and eating pie.
638
00:37:34,275 --> 00:37:35,951
I have plans, goals.
639
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:37,134
I know. I have them too.
640
00:37:37,311 --> 00:37:38,311
Really?
641
00:37:38,612 --> 00:37:40,840
I know where I want to be in ten years.
642
00:37:41,436 --> 00:37:42,436
Do you?
643
00:37:45,847 --> 00:37:46,897
I want to be with you.
644
00:38:01,476 --> 00:38:04,542
I was thinking if you go
to the Swedish union fusion place.
645
00:38:04,785 --> 00:38:06,988
I heard they have
the best curried meatballs
646
00:38:07,154 --> 00:38:08,772
and smoked salmon naan in town.
647
00:38:08,905 --> 00:38:11,712
Jen, do you know how to calculate
the surface waves of polymer films?
648
00:38:12,963 --> 00:38:14,300
No, of course not.
649
00:38:15,191 --> 00:38:16,228
Well, neither do I.
650
00:38:17,022 --> 00:38:18,621
But the problem is, I'm supposed to.
651
00:38:19,261 --> 00:38:20,430
I don't understand.
652
00:38:21,224 --> 00:38:22,768
I forgot what learning is about.
653
00:38:23,695 --> 00:38:27,235
Why I wanted to study science.
It wasn't about getting good grades.
654
00:38:28,426 --> 00:38:29,426
I wanted to learn.
655
00:38:31,672 --> 00:38:32,687
I cheated.
656
00:38:33,106 --> 00:38:34,106
You what?
657
00:38:34,187 --> 00:38:35,996
I got desperate.
I didn't know what to do.
658
00:38:37,518 --> 00:38:38,518
Well, that's not true.
659
00:38:39,265 --> 00:38:41,670
I did, but I cheated anyway.
660
00:38:44,317 --> 00:38:45,700
I cheated the school,
661
00:38:45,927 --> 00:38:47,300
and worst of all,
662
00:38:47,846 --> 00:38:48,852
i cheated myself.
663
00:38:49,646 --> 00:38:52,293
So... What are you gonna do about it?
664
00:38:54,587 --> 00:38:56,400
I am so proud of you.
665
00:38:56,837 --> 00:38:58,006
How did Travis take it?
666
00:38:59,549 --> 00:39:00,674
He was pretty shook up.
667
00:39:01,357 --> 00:39:02,357
Very sad.
668
00:39:02,990 --> 00:39:03,990
Tears?
669
00:39:04,159 --> 00:39:05,159
A few.
670
00:39:07,247 --> 00:39:08,247
Good.
671
00:39:08,615 --> 00:39:10,791
So on to bigger and better things?
672
00:39:11,364 --> 00:39:14,166
I'm thinking it would be best
to take a few days off from guys.
673
00:39:14,382 --> 00:39:17,823
I so understand. The mourning process
can be very helpful.
674
00:39:18,749 --> 00:39:19,874
Let's talk saturday.
675
00:39:25,786 --> 00:39:27,727
I'll be at Dobler's.
676
00:39:28,235 --> 00:39:29,690
Excellent. 'Atta girl.
677
00:39:33,882 --> 00:39:36,551
Ash, is there anything I can... do...
678
00:39:56,958 --> 00:39:58,766
o/~ omega chi girl o/~
679
00:39:58,965 --> 00:40:00,178
o/~ sweet as can be o/~
680
00:40:00,884 --> 00:40:02,958
o/~ omega chi girl o/~
681
00:40:03,289 --> 00:40:04,899
o/~ look and you'll see o/~
682
00:40:05,164 --> 00:40:07,559
o/~ a woman fair and true o/~
683
00:40:07,757 --> 00:40:09,100
o/~ and strong o/~
684
00:40:09,588 --> 00:40:13,294
o/~ a woman who's charms
are worthy of song o/~
685
00:40:14,066 --> 00:40:15,897
o/~ omega chi girl o/~
686
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:17,606
o/~ send her my love... o/~ o/~
687
00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:44,733
- Hey.
- Hi.
688
00:40:46,652 --> 00:40:51,680
So i took your advice, and I am keeping
my private life private.
689
00:40:52,276 --> 00:40:53,276
Good for you.
690
00:40:53,621 --> 00:40:56,070
But if I have to keep Travis a secret,
691
00:40:56,290 --> 00:40:59,070
what do I do about the winter formal
and the spring mixer?
692
00:40:59,665 --> 00:41:02,248
Well, if you don't have anyone else,
you can always take me.
693
00:41:03,020 --> 00:41:04,123
You'll beard for me?
694
00:41:05,337 --> 00:41:06,417
Strange as it may seem.
695
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:09,682
Hey, Calvin. You wanna go catch
that game?
696
00:41:10,035 --> 00:41:11,035
That's playing?
697
00:41:12,348 --> 00:41:13,348
Oh... You good?
698
00:41:13,893 --> 00:41:14,907
Yeah, go.
699
00:41:15,282 --> 00:41:16,499
- I'll see you later.
- Okay.
700
00:41:34,737 --> 00:41:37,009
Hey, Travis, I know you're on the plane,
701
00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:39,061
but I just wanted to say
702
00:41:39,723 --> 00:41:41,686
that I had a wonderful time,
703
00:41:42,149 --> 00:41:44,393
and I can't wait to see you
next month in Rhode Island.
704
00:41:46,967 --> 00:41:48,004
I love you.
705
00:41:53,980 --> 00:41:54,995
That movie sucked.
706
00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:56,980
I totally guessed the ending.
707
00:41:57,576 --> 00:41:58,612
That's not the point.
708
00:41:58,811 --> 00:42:00,664
The point is, the hero always wins.
709
00:42:01,326 --> 00:42:02,526
So it's like one of the rules?
710
00:42:02,737 --> 00:42:05,726
Absolutely. I mean, the twists and turns
that they take, that's just
711
00:42:05,836 --> 00:42:06,836
to make it interesting.
712
00:42:06,979 --> 00:42:10,349
In the end, good will always triumph
over evil.
713
00:42:10,956 --> 00:42:11,993
Always?
714
00:42:13,537 --> 00:42:14,596
Without a doubt.
715
00:42:26,879 --> 00:42:28,010
There we go.
716
00:42:34,262 --> 00:42:35,476
I love you, Casey.
717
00:42:36,441 --> 00:42:37,544
I love you too.
718
00:43:11,020 --> 00:43:14,208
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