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You gotta be pretty smart to get in
the engineering program.

- How'd you know?
- This is the honors engineering floor.

I found out you had sex
with Evan Chambers.

I did, rush night, and it was amazing!

Evan Chambers is my boyfriend.

How awkward for you.

So what do I do?

You do what you need to do
to make it right in your mind.

You guys play football?

I played for a year...

in little league.

We could kick your ass at anything...

- Really?
- Yeah, we could.

I'm not gay.

We were just drunk.

- Who sent it?
- I bet it's from Rebecca.

She didn't do this. Someone else is
holding the camera.

- I'll delete it.
- No, wait.

Where'd you get that?

I'm willing to bet you didn't get
attention from your dad growing up.

Wanna get his attention now?

Howe comes up from the outside,

setting up his shot.

Shoots!

You might want to aim away
from the goal next time.

I'm improving though.

That's all that matters.

Did you know during
his 20-year career in the NHL,

Wayne Gretzky scored 894 goals,

had 1,963 assists?

That's 2,857 points.

No.

- I didn't know you were so into hockey.
- I'm not.

I've never even watched a game before.

But I've never played
beer pong before either.

Yeah, don't remind me.

The Kappa Tau's first floor hockey game
of the season is today,

I just want to be ready.

It's just intramural sports.

I know. But I never really got to
play sports in high school.

This is something I feel like
I can really do...

Playing sports with the guys.

Doing guy stuff.

Yeah, enjoy your guy thing, Gretzky.

I gotta get back to the house.

Aren't you gonna play for
the Omega Chis?

Nah, sounds like work.

Open net,

Rusty Cartwright all by himself,
setting up his shot.

He shoots!

How 'bout giving me
a two-minute head start?

Sorry.

I asked for a sumatra
with a splash of soy,

not a latte with whole.

You don't want me to get fat, do you?

Get?

What?

Question.

If I wanted to leak a sex video
onto the internet,

could I do that straight from my phone?

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Nothing starts the day off right
like that first cup of joe.

After all, your first is always
the best, don't you agree?

The one that's the most special?

The one you can never avoid?

The one you can never forget.

You guys are way into your coffee.

Pardon... I spy a tasty morning muffin.

Top o' the mornin', muffin.

Ready to get slaughtered by
the Lambda sigs?

You're forgetting the fact that
we have the Beaver,

the number-one recruit for CRU Football.

And the Lambda sigs have numbers 2
through 30.

Never discount the underdog.

Here you go.

Try this.

I think I want an iced coffee.

Might I recommend a Cappie-cino?

Go play your sports.

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Is that you?

Do you think I can get a chance to play?

I'm ready.

I've been practicing.

Can you see those huge guys out there
with the sticks?

Good, because I can't.

Which might be a sign of a concussion.

Wait, there they are.

Be right back...

I can't get past their new goalie.

- That guy's a friggin' machine.
- Come on, Beav,

the Kappa Taus never say die.

The Kappa Taus are dead.

It looks like we're going to be going up
against the lambda sigs next round.

O'toole, will you do me a favor
and do some recon work on that goalie?

As athletic support liaison
for Omega Chi, it's my job

to solicit ideas on
how I can effectively support you.

Bake cookies, paint signs.

How 'bout a pep rally?

How about just this?

Good, 'cause I hate baking cookies.

I mean, how hard is it to embroider

ZBZ hearts Omega Chi on a polo?

I could make some calls for you.

Casey will figure it out. She's always
my point for special projects.

Do you think I could put my name
into the mix for an assignment?

Sweetie, pledges don't get assignments.

I was just thinking that
you might make an exception,

considering my political experience
and my dad's house in Jackson Hole.

Could be fun for a committee retreat.

I do look really good apr�s ski.

Let me ponder.

What's the story with
the scruffy Kappa Tau

who looks like Rob Thomas?

- He was talking to casey this morning.
- Oh, God!

He just can't get over it.

Casey made the mistake of dating Cappie
freshman year.

He's ridiculous,
has no discernable goals.

We considered with holding
her activation

because of that unholy alliance.

Luckily she came to her senses
and dumped him.

I love learning about my big sis.

You!

Time-out!

All right...

We're down three goals,

there's a minute left in the game.
There's only one thing we can do.

Start drinking now.

This game's over.

Pledge.

Yes, sir.

All fours, please. Thank you.

Hey, Rudy...

Hop in, don't die.

Okay, you got it.

You the man, Spitter!

They're putting Rusty in?

- This should be good.
- It's gonna be bad.

Very, very bad.

I think we met on rush night.

Great. You ready for pain?

Is that a trick question?

- Is that over?
- Yeah!

Nice going, Spitter.

You just scored against your own team.

You're an idiot!

They really should mark those?

I said take off the mask!

The Lambda sigs are disqualified

for the improper use of
a professional athlete...

Marty McSorely.

The Kappa Taus will play the Omega Chis.

On your feet, pledge Owens!

Dad?

Unbelievable.

22 years, this place hasn't changed.

Of course, we did a better job at
keeping it clean.

But you goats will learn.

What are you doing here?

I believe that's my line.

I've been in college four weeks.

Are you suffering from invasion
of privacy withdrawal?

It's the first weekend
of the IM Sports season.

I thought I'd come watch you play.

Imagine my surprise
when I went to the gym,

and you were nowhere to be found.

I guess I forgot.

You loved hockey in high school.

Look, our agreement required me
to pledge your fraternity.

All right? That's all.

Do they know?

No.

And I'm not planning on telling them.

This couldn't be the same chair.

I was dating this ZBZ...

Hilary...

- What's her face...
- Dad...

I won't get into details,

- but let's just...
- Let's just stop right there.

A singing beaver,
now I've seen everything.

Muffin!

I missed you.

Tell me about you...

The Kappa Taus... Cappie.

Kappa Taus win...

On a technicality... shocker.

Don't worry, we'll beat you gals
fair and square.

Like you've ever beaten us at anything.

One word...

Beer pong.

You are a joke, do you know that?

Your a jerk off.

No, it's all right, beaver.

I mean if Spitter can take him down
with a paddle,

I think I can take care of myself.

It's just too bad
you couldn't take care of Casey.

Now why'd you have to go
and bring that up?

He took care of her all night long
during rush.

Down, beav!

I'll see you on the court.

I bought a ton of stuff to rally
the Omega Chis.

Pledge Rebecca,
would you unload my car, please?

I'll let you two talk first.

Come sit, let's chat.

Lemonade?

Sure.

Now that the game is going to be

between the Omega Chis
and the Kappa Taus,

I have some concerns about
our athletic support program.

That's some lemonade.

I feel like this is my fault,
even though it isn't.

When I told you to even the score
with Evan,

I meant go find some cute barrista
without a last name...

Not your skeezy ex.

What are you talking about?

Rebecca heard it from something called
"the Beaver."

Apparently he announced it
after the game,

in front of everyone.

Including Evan.

Oh, God.

She felt awful telling me,
but she did it to protect you.

And us.

There's a potential conflict
of interest here.

Wait, are you questioning my loyalty?

I'm not, sweetie, but

it's about outside perception.

I have decided to have Rebecca
replace you as athletic support liaison

until this whole thing blows over.

She's a pledge.

She has a lot of ideas
about how to take it to the next level.

But she's a pledge.

You're replacing me with a pledge?

Casey, let me impart for a second.

An important aspect of being a leader is
the ability to manage your mistakes.

Remember when Cheney shot
that man in the face?

He went underground for a couple days
in a bunker,

laid low, and before you know it,
the guy he shot was apologizing to him.

Genius, right?

Yes, but...

I'm just trying to help you.

Please,

for your own good,

go underground.

I was thinking maybe
I can be more useful on defense.

It's a big game, Spitter.

It's bigger than all of us.

The classic battle between good
and Evan.

Beer pong started a winning streak
against the Omega Chis

that I'm ready to defend to the death.

I did win at beer pong.

Absolutely.

You're the MVP of beer pong.

We gotta put our good guys in this time
around to destroy Evan Chambers.

I know Evan's a jerk,
but what'd he do to you?

We go way back.

I've hated Evan

for almost two years now,

since we roomed together freshman year.

What happened freshman year?

Long story.

But you understand as much as anyone

that kicking Evan's ass can
only mean good things.

So that's what we have to do.

I want to help.

Spitter,

do you know the most important part
of any athletic organization?

Morale?

Hydration.

You want me to be the water boy?

Team hydration facilitator.

Remember, it's not
what your fraternity can do for you,

but what you can't do
for your fraternity.

And you just cannot play floor hockey.

It's what you can do
for your fraternity.

It's affirmative.

That's the spirit!

the Kappa Taus

aren't as much of a threat
as the lambda sigs, but

that doesn't mean we shouldn't
bring our best game.

That is why

I've asked our distinguished alum coach

Roger Owens to help us train.

Good luck, coach.

Whether it's the rose bowl
or intramurals, the story's the same.

A team wins because everyone's
on the same page.

A team is only as strong
as each individual player.

Which is why I'd like to tell you
a little bit about my son, pledge Owens.

Father Owens,
can I talk to you for a second?

Trust me,

you don't need to hide who you are.

Gentlemen,

my son has a secret

- he needs to share.
- No, I don't.

It's okay, Calvin,
these walls are sacred.

Calvin's not just an ordinary pledge.

He's... different.

Calvin is...

An all-state hockey player.

You gotta put him on the team!

Does it need some glitter?

I was kind of going
with a pink and green theme.

Something more like...

this.

Wait, that's not right.

Hey, little sis, can I have a word?

What's up, big sis?

If you think you can come
between Frannie and me...

I feel for you and your sad situation,

but Frannie appointed me
because she couldn't trust you.

I'm just doing what Frannie feels is
the best thing for Zeta Beta.

You didn't even want to come
to Zeta Beta in the first place.

But I'm here now, because of you.

Ironic, isn't it?

I've spent the past 18 years of my life

as the beautiful daughter
of my father's political machine.

And I think it's time I start machine
of my own.

And who knows,

maybe I'll be the youngest president
this sorority's ever seen.

Beware of the limelight, little sis.

You've got a couple skeletons
in your closet.

I'm not leaving, big sis.

And I'm not afraid to play dirty.

Man, it must have been tough
having your dad as a coach.

It's pretty hardcore.

Definitely.

I used to hate when my dad
even came to my soccer games.

No matter how well I played,
it was never enough.

So I took up cross-country.

Meets were so boring, he lost interest.

And I haven't touched
a soccer ball since.

So you'll understand
if I decide not to play.

No, man. What, are you crazy?

I am putting you
on every sports team we have.

Until you finish grad school
or your knees blow out.

Anything for the brothers.

I like your attitude, pledge.

So you're practically
a professional hockey player.

Why didn't you ever mention it?

You didn't ask.

And, you know,
it's not that big of a deal.

Yeah, but you were a jock.

People cheered for you.

No one cheers for you when you solve
a Volger-Fulcher-Tamman equation.

Except my mom.

Last chance to join me for the most
fantastic left-behind party ever.

No, thanks.

Just sit around and read the books?

We also, you know,
interpret science from current events,

try to predict the end of days.

And I'll order a delicious pizza.

I'll catch the next one.

The next one may be in heaven, so...

Make sure you're on that list.

I've got to live at the Kappa Tau house
next semester.

You know, then you can fetch your bros.
Water 24/7.

It's only 'cause
we're playing against Evan.

Otherwise, they would definitely give me
a second chance.

You really think so?

This whole brotherhood thing...

I'm not so sure I buy it.

Don't I get major girlfriend points
for going to see a movie called Hot Rod?

Yeah, 'cause I am definitely
in the mood for a comedy.

What?

Can we please talk about this?

It's not like you didn't know
it was Cappie.

I mean, you knew, right?

Yeah, I knew it was him.

But I didn't know that everyone else
on campus knew.

It's not everyone on campus.

I guess one or two Kappa Taus saw me
leave the next morning.

You couldn't be a little more discreet?

You hooking up with Rebecca
in the middle of a rush party didn't

exactly go unnoticed.

I'm sorry, Case.

But when I think about you and Cappie,
I kind of lose my mind.

I thought all this was behind us.

It was.

Until Frannie started doubting
my loyalty to Omega Chi,

took me off athletic support, and...

brought this whole thing up again.

Are you doubting me too?

I'm gonna get some popcorn.

I'll meet you inside.

I thought you wanted to meet for brunch?

What? Coffee, doughnut... brunch.

Doesn't matter.

I'm not very hungry anyway.

So what's up with you?

I don't wanna talk about it.

Evan and I had the worst date ever
last night.

Hot Rod... hilarious.

The date with Evan... not so funny.

Why, what's going on with you two?

Never mind. It's too complicated.

I mean, you make one mistake,
and suddenly like,

everybody doubts you
and forgets everything

good and loyal you've ever done.

Should I know what that means?

Like I said, it's complicated.

Fine.

My turn.

I've been benched.

Cappie's not letting me
play floor hockey.

Which is kind of like a flashback
to being ten years old,

the worst guy in Little League.

It's not like they're all so perfect.

They're definitely better than I am.

And they have no right to sideline
a person based on assumptions.

It's not entirely assumptions.

I did score for the other team.

So why let them set the terms?

Yeah, you're right.

I didn't join a fraternity
to be a water-boy.

- I joined to be a part of it.
- They need proof, give them proof.

Get back in the driver's seat.

- I gotta go.
- Okay.

- Thanks.
- Don't mention it.

The doughnuts are on me.

I just wanted to do a little something

to thank you for all your team spirit
this week.

Tiffany Mesh Bangles.

Very impressive, rebecca.

Wait until you see the t-shirts we made.

So cute.

Homemade t-shirts.

That is impressive.

- Thanks, big sis.
- For pledge.

But if you really want to win,
you have to be serious.

You have to be willing to play dirty.

Right, Becks?

Posters and t-shirts?

That's great if this were 1985
and we all had feathered hair.

But I straighten my hair, Rebecca,
because I'm serious.

So let's stop playing around.

- What are you doing out of your bunker?
- I've got a plan

that guarantees the Omega Chis
win the game.

But it's not going to be easy.

It's going to require
that you wear the sexiest,

sluttiest, sweetest outfits you own.

Oh, my god, I'm totally in!

Did we have physics homework?

No, I'm learning to play hockey.

That won't work.

It has to work.
Physics explains everything.

If I don't have the specific skills
to play the sport,

then my brain can definitely
make up for it.

It's an interesting choice of using
Drew's co-efficient theory of friction.

Re-normalized
with euclidean quantum field theory.

- Don't forget to...
- I'm on it.

You know, this just might work.

Rusty, me, you, we could...

We change the very nature of sports.

We could take back
the playgrounds, the fields,

the courts, the rinks
from the physically gifted.

The future could be ours.

I just want to play intramurals.

Today intramurals, but tomorrow...

The world!

If I line up here, taking into account
the slant of the incline,

the height of the goal,
and the rate of my metabolism...

I told you, it's 73 degrees!

This is hopeless! I can't do this!

We should work with the motion capture.

Dale, this is stupid.

There's a reason nobody has taken back
the playgrounds.

It's physically impossible.

What if we re-calculated the diameter
of the ball in relation to the stick.

No... I'm done.

We can't turn ourselves into athletes.

Einstein probably sucked
at floor hockey too.

Wanna party?

Slow down, eager beaver.

Beware of hot greeks bearing gifts.

Me thinks we find ourselves confronted
by a very attractive trojan horse.

We invite you in, you get us drunk...

We lose the game tomorrow.

But the Kappa Taus will not succumb
to such obvious trickery!

So much for straight hair.

Are you seriously...

turning this...

down? Think about it.

I'm doing better than that.

I'm imposing a two-drink limit!

Don't use the upstairs bathroom, please.

Thank you.

How did you know
they couldn't count past two?

We threw booze and girls
into the equation.

I just hope I haven't exposed myself
to herpes for nothing.

Trust me.

I knew you'd come back to me.

We do need to get you some deodorant.

Good work, pledge.

He's a great player, so it's your job
to make sure he gets extra attention.

Hands.

No one's allowed back in the house
until they've been disinfected.

This is so much fun!

We have to do this with every house.

We'd wear different themed outfits...

How are we doing in here?

They're on their sixth round
of cement mixers.

Just to be clear,
we're trying to slow them down,

not kill them... Ok?

Fine.

You've been avoiding me.

Where's Rusty tonight?

Not here. We're all alone.

Are you gonna let him play?

Let's not talk about family.

How about boyfriends?

Because I have a boyfriend.

Whose ass is gonna be grass tomorrow.

What do you see in that tool anyway?

I happen to like nice guys.

I'm nice guys.

No, you're not.

You're...

Drunk.

- First line, your best...
- Sure.

What happened to you?

I pulled a hammy in practice yesterday.

I think I'm gonna have
to sit this one out.

- Did you go to student health?
- There was nothing they could do.

Good luck today.

Go omega Chi.

Go ahead. I'll meet you at the gym.

What the hell are you doing?

What I wanted to do in the first place.

Are you really gonna let
your brothers down like this?

You said all I had to do was
join your fraternity,

and you'd pay for college. Right?

I'm doing your guy thing.

Everything else, in my opinion,
is non-negotiable.

Did you think I wanted you to pledge
because it would make you more of a man?

Didn't you?

I wanted you to pledge this house

because some of the great friendships
of my life started here.

My brothers got me
through some tough times.

And they helped me get started
with my career.

They stood up with me at my wedding.

Gays can't get married, remember?

Well, what about one
of those commitment ceremonies?

Or, what are we calling it now,

- Civil Union Partnerships?
- Dad...

That's not the point all right?

Have you...

- told anyone here?
- No.

Son, you have nothing to be ashamed of.

I'm not ashamed!

I'm great with being gay.

It's just how everyone else reacts
that sucks.

When I came out in high school,

I went from being Calvin Owens

to "that gay hockey player-guy."

And I'm more than that.

And this is my chance to start fresh,

on my own terms.

So I'll tell who I want,

when I want. But,

to be honest, dad, it's not the most
interesting thing about me.

Play... Don't play.

That's up to you.

I just don't want you to miss out on
what I got from this experience.

Some pretty amazing friends.

Water boy reporting for duty.

You guys, the game starts in 20 minutes!

Hey, you ok?

Muffin.

Devil.

So where do you want me, Coach?

Get out there and show 'em what you got,
pledge Owens.

About time, guys.

Dale, what are you doing here?

I'm risking my immortal soul to tell you
we forgot to factor in the torque

due to residual perspiration,
the weight differential of water loss.

Which changes, like, everything!

I don't have time for this.

- I'm not even playing.
- Listen to me!

This is bigger than you.

Okay, we started something,
and I expect you to finish it.

It wasn't 73 degrees, Rusty, it was 78.

Do you hear what I'm saying? It's 78!

We had it all wrong!

Take back the gym, Rusty.

For all of us.

Hey, youngblood.

Don't you want your good luck kiss?

You must be getting real tired
of coming in second to me.

You know what makes it easier?

Knowing I'll always be her first.

That was awesome!

Who knew sports could be so fun?

Definitely.

Congratulations, Casey.

Your plan was creative, effective,
and very dirty.

Cheney would be proud.

Thanks.

Calvin is amazing.

And he's kind of hot. Is it just me?

- You can get off me now.
- Right, that's right.

Call me later?

Maybe we should call him, Cap.

I'm over here, dude.

Maybe we should turn up the toll.

No, you can't give up.

Isn't this game bigger than both of us?

Isn't this about kickin' ass?

Isn't this about good VS Evan?

He's right.

You may not be feeling well.

Some of you are even still drunk.

I see before me a team of Kappa Taus,

playing in defiance of tyranny.

You've come to fight as free men,

and free men you are.

Will you fight?

Aye, fight and you may die,
run and you may live.

At least a while.

It hurts real bad, Cap.

Drunk people don't feel pain!

And neither do scotsmen.

We may be puking,

the Omega Chis are not used
to running on puke like we are!

And Rusty here...

Look at him.

Just a nice kid from Cleveland.

Chicago.

And I know that
when he's dying in his bed

many years from now,

he'll be willing to trade all his days,
from this day, for one chance!

I'm actually fine...

Just one chance to come back here

and tell our enemies
that they may take our lives,

but they'll never be able
to take our freedom!

If he's dead, do we win automatically?

Dude Owens, nice play out there, man.

I can't believe
you almost weren't gonna play with us.

I'm kinda regretting missing
the first game.

Look at that guy. Can't take a hit.

What a freakin' queer.

Come on, Beav.

Is he dead?

He's still breathing.

I gotta find some adrenaline
or something.

So... Are you playing someone else?

I need a decision. Let's go.

We'll play a man down.

What about your water boy?

I bet he wants to play.

You know what?

That's a great idea.

Suit up, Spitter.

You're going in.

I can't do this, I'm telling you,
I practiced, I studied.

None of it mattered.

I suck! I'm not kidding.

Do you know what separates
a sucky athlete from a great one?

This.

Upper body strength?

Your heart.

Now grab your stick and be a Kappa Tau.

And Rusty...

If you get the ball...

Go that way.

Please don't hit it to me.

Please don't hit it to him.

Spitter, run!

Let the dork go!

Equipment penalty for not wearing a cup,

which makes us lose the game!

That's just ridiculous.

That's, like, the worst ref ever.

Just because you forgot to protect 'em,
doesn't mean you don't got 'em.

I'm sorry I let you down.

I'm sorry I was so blinded
by my desire to win,

I completely forgot what
being a Kappa Tau is all about.

Brotherhood?

Drinking and hot chicks.

That was one hell of a shot though.

Maybe it was luck.

Or chance.

Or science. I don't know.

I just know I'm not good at athletics,
and I don't have to be.

No, you do not.

Now come on, Spitter.

Let's get you a drink you can swallow.

Barkeep.

Where's Beaver?

- Where's Cappie?
- Where's my drink?

Finally.

Pledge Rebecca, can you get the glass?

Thanks.

Ladies,

just wanted to say thank you
for the party favors last night.

Most enjoyable.

Thank us?

But we sabotaged you.

I can't believe I just said "sabotage."

Maybe I am learning french.

Well, we would have won,
if not for the tragic technicality.

And the cement mixers.

It was a pretty dirty trick.

I'm a big boy.

I can handle it, Case.

Sorry, Cappie,
we're Omega Chi girls, remember?

Bye!

You know, it's kind of nice
when the good guys win, don't you think?

Not quite the same when you win
'cause I wasn't wearing a cup.

I'm just saying.

Thanks for the athletic support.

Can you believe Frannie ever doubted me?

She would have to be crazy,
and you know what?

I bet she feels like a jackass for it.

All's forgiven.

There's always rugby in the spring.

I think I'm going into early retirement.

There are certain things you just have
to accept about yourself.

I'm good at table sports,
and I just suck at hockey.

And I'm gay.

Right.

I knew this gay guy once.

Well, it wasn't that he was once gay.

I knew him. Once.

And he was gay.

- He is gay.
- Are you okay?

You're having a little mouth spasm.

I just know that this is a big moment.

And I have no clue what to say.

What are you thinking?

I think I should let you know
that I'm okay with it.

Which I am.

But then, in my head, I'm just like
"way to be presumptuous, Rusty."

I mean, we're friends.

It's not like you need to get
my permission to be gay.

We are who we are.

- Right?
- Right.

So does everyone else know but me?

Actually, no one here at school knows
but you.

Are you gonna tell
your Omega Chi brothers?

One thing at a time.

I just, I just want to get
through pledging first.

It's good to know that I have

at least one brother for sure.

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