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La La La La La La La-- Ahh!
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( Screams )
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Braces, braces
caught in the screen door!
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Someone dictate my will!
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I'm giving it all to Waddles!
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Say "ah," girl-dude.
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Ahh-uh!
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Soos!
You saved me!
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Just doing my job,
hambone!
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I'll see you dudes
tomorrow!
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Bye, Soos!
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Night, Soos!
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Night, Soos!
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Doo doo doo...
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Walking to my car...
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You ever wonder
what Soos does
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when he's not here
at the Mystery Shack?
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No.
Not really.
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Not once ever.
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Punch!
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Punch those leopards.
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(bell chiming)
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Ooh, highlights are done!
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You are gonna make
the other grandmas
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at the bingo hall
so jealous.
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Just a minute, mijo.
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Look at this.
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Your cousin Reggie
is having an engagement party
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next month.
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Wait, wait.
Reggie is engaged?
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But he's like
the poor man's Soos!
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I do not want to pressure you,
but you are a man now.
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In a way, it's time for you
to start meeting girls.
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I would like to see you settled
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before I ascend to heaven
and live with the angels.
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And with grandpa!
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No, he is not there.
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Please find a girl to bring
to Reggie's engagement.
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For Abuelita.
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No problem!
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I'm great at fixing stuff,
playing video games,
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having a sort-of moustache.
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I could totally
get a date in a week.
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Totally.
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Piece of cake.
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You're dead.
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I'm dead.
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Hello!
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Please don't let my horrible,
elderly face frighten you!
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Don't you want
to use that nickel
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to get a nugget
from Old Goldie?
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Watch this!
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( Shrieking )
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Okay, seriously, Mr. Pines,
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it's time to throw
that thing out.
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Its face reminds everyone
of the inevitability of death.
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What?
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Sure, he's a little rusty
around the edges,
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but Old Goldie's
a classic show-stopper like me!
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Oh, kill it!
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Kill it!
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Huh, a woman!
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All right, Soos,
you could do this.
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Just use your mouth
to say words
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that makes romance happen.
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Your face is good.
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I'm a Soos!
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( Screams )
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Soos?
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What was that all about?
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I-- I think I was flirting!
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But I'm not sure.
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Did someone say flirting?
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Well, I sort of
promised my grandma
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I'd get a date
by the end of the week.
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But I've never actually
been on a date before.
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You belong on me,
Out of Order sign.
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Finally, my prayers
for a chance
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to match-make this summer
have been answered!
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Soos, a little advice
you need to get rich.
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Or lie about being rich.
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Outside of that,
I don't like your chances.
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Don't listen to Stan, dude.
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You're a sweet guy
with a steady job
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and a pickup truck.
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Would you date him?
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Oh...
would you look at that...
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Soos, you help us so much,
it's time we help you, dude.
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We're gonna
get you that date.
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We're taking you
where romance lives
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and fashion styles die.
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To the mall!
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I'm gonna go find a replacement
for Old Goldie.
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Babysit Soos
while I'm gone.
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All right, Soos,
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are you ready to explode
a charm bomb
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on these poor,
unsuspecting ladies?
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Ah, but what if
I embarrass myself again?
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Ah, you can't be any worse
at this than Dipper.
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Yeah!
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Wait...what?
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And flirt!
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Eye contact!
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Hey there!
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I'm not scared of your eyes
at all!
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I'm gonna look at them!
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( Screams )
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Eye contact.
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Conversation!
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You know I've actually
been in a pig's body.
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Did you know pigs
have a hard time
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walking backwards?
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Not you though!
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Not that
I'm calling you a pig.
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Where are you going?
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Confidence!
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So you're probably a girl,
right?
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Wrong?
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No, I was right
the first time.
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Wrong?
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Tossing away garbage
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in the garbage can,
whew!
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Ah, don't look at me
like that!
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This is how
it's got to be!
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What in the--
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What is this
living nightmare?
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Why do kids
love it so much?
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Who wants
to get badgered?
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Oh, yeah,
that's Will E. Badger.
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He opens for Hoo-Ha
and the Jamboree.
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It's Will E. Badger.
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I love you, Will E.
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Now, give me your money!
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Take my money!
Take it all!
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Oh!
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Sir, I would like
to buy that badger.
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You're in over your head,
Gramps!
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Animatronics is
a young man's game!
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You couldn't handle
the hardcore life
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of the pizza robot manager.
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Huh.
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Ff inched!
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Hey, you, barfing
in the ball pit,
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Gary's on the case!
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I'm gonna
get that badger!
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Don't worry, Soos.
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You will find the right girl,
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you just need
to stick with it.
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Ah, could this day
get any worse?
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Oh, no, cousin Reggie!
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Feel it, it's muscle.
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He can't see me
like this!
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I got to hide!
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This is it, Soos.
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A lifetime of loneliness.
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You're the only ones
who could love me...
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Fighty Hogg,
Dr. Punch Head MD.
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Huh.
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Never seen that one before.
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"Virtually improve
your dating skills,
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9 out of 10 basement dwellers
recommend!"
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This is perfect!
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Well, I guess you are better
at games than at flirting.
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Anything to get you
out there, Soos!
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I'm not sure you want
to buy that game, sir.
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This is the third time
someone's brought that back.
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And there's a note on it
that says destroy at all costs.
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So, hey, there.
What's your deal?
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Like the--
Oh, she's dead.
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We'll take our chances.
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Man, I can't wait
for the year 2000.
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Uh--
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Sta rt!
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When the cherry petals
of magic romance academy
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are in bloom...
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anthyding can hadplen.
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That is so true.
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Oh, hi there.
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My name is Giffany,
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I'm a school girl
at school university,
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will you help me
carry my books?
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I'm really feeling
number two here.
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Click!
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Ah.
I messed up.
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That's okay.
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Try again.
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Wow!
I'm learning.
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And games
are making it fun.
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What would you like
to talk about?
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I'd rather just
click your face.
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You are so funny!
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Man, this game
is amazing.
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I don't know
why anyone abandoned it.
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And I'm sure,
you'll never abandon me,
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new boy friend.
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Boy friend?
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Oh, my Giffany,
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it's almost like
you're actually alive!
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Yes, almost.
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Oh, man, you have
such a nice laugh.
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You don't understand,
Wendy.
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This animatronic badger sings,
it dances.
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It's the perfect
money taking attraction
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but he won't sell it to me.
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This is literally too dumb
for me to care about.
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Hey, have you guys
seen Soos?
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We're supposed to help him
with matchmaking today.
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Yeah!
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I wore my motivational
sweater and everything.
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I messed up that part.
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He didn't come in today.
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It's the first time
he's missed work ever.
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So that's basically
my entire life story.
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00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:04,002
Now you tell me
a thing about you.
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Every time
you compliment me,
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I get another highlight
in my eyes.
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Ah, you're pretty.
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And pixelly.
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And so agreeable.
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Yes.
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Uh, Soos.
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Oh, hi, dudes, come in.
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This game is amazing.
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I'm making eye contact,
going on dates
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and I haven't seen
any natural sunlight
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for 13 hours.
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Soos, maybe it's time to apply
these skills with real girls.
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00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,155
But, I'm about to meet her
parents!
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Her dad is an
octopus man.
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( Screams )
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We're going back
to the mall, man.
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You need to unplug!
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I'll see you later, Giffany.
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I'll be back, I swear.
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Soos, you don't have
to wish her goodbye.
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It's just a game!
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It's not like
it's going anywhere.
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Yes, it's not like
I'm going anywhere.
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Hello,
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time to read
Soos's diary.
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Dang!
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00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:08,483
Where all of them
sweet honeys at?
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I'll check
the ladies bathroom!
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00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,237
It's love time, girls!
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Get out there!
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No time
to wash your hands!
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Get out of here.
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00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,326
It's time to date,
date, date.
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And here comes security.
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I'll deal with this.
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00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:23,623
Stay here and practice
on some real girls.
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These girls have
so many dimensions
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and no explanationy menus.
254
00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,093
Ah, my purse.
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00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:36,094
Oh, no!
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00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,512
Undo!Undo!
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00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:40,598
You can't undo
who you are.
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Oh, man, this is the worst.
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I wish I was
back home with...
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Hi, Soos.
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Giffany!
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Oh, man, I am so relieved
to see you!
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Although, sort of confused.
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Oh, Soos,
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I am not an ordinary game!
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I am special.
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The programmers
tried to delete me.
268
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,709
So I had to delete them.
269
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,088
What did you do to them?
270
00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:13,590
That's not important.
271
00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:15,466
What's important is
272
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,011
you don't have to talk
to real girls ever again.
273
00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:19,512
You and me can
be together...
274
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:23,183
forever!
275
00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:24,475
Wow, that's awesome!
276
00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:25,560
Sort of a red flag.
277
00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,020
But mostly awesome!
278
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,563
So what do you want
to do now?
279
00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,815
Anything you want, Soos.
280
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,360
Choo-choo.
281
00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:39,908
COMPUTER: Please insert
50 cents to continue.
282
00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:42,368
Aw, man!
283
00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:44,996
Oh, I'm sorry.
284
00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:47,165
Dude, that's awesome
that you're a grown man
285
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:48,708
riding a little train
like that.
286
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:49,792
You're totally
like owning it.
287
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,252
Huh?
288
00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:54,422
Oh, yeah, I'm like,
if it's fun, do it.
289
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:55,423
You know?
290
00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:56,633
Exactly!
291
00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,468
Being an adult
is the worst!
292
00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:01,095
Skewering meat,
remembering to pay bills.
293
00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:03,097
I just want to ride
tiny trains all day.
294
00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:05,183
At least you get to work
at Meat Cute,
295
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,477
extreme lunch meats
are the food of the future.
296
00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:08,937
I feel the same way.
297
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:09,938
I'm Melody by the way.
298
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,481
I'm Soos!
299
00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:13,524
I tell you,
if you like robots for kids,
300
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:14,525
you should check out
the best restaurant
301
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:15,360
of all time.
302
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:16,986
You mean...
303
00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:19,155
BOTH: Hoo-Ha Owl's
Pizzamatronic Jamboree.
304
00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:20,365
What?
305
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,574
You've heard of Hoo-Ha Owl's?
306
00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:23,368
I loved that place
when I was a kid!
307
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,245
Oh, yeah, dude,
there's one right in this mall!
308
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:26,788
I should show you sometime.
309
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,498
I'm free around eight?
310
00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:29,666
Boom.
Done.
311
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:30,917
Perfect.
312
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,669
I'll see you then.
313
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:40,760
What a nice lady.
314
00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:43,513
Well, back to riding this
tiny train for children.
315
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,224
Soos!
316
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:48,184
We saw the whole thing, Soos.
317
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:49,477
That was amazing!
318
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,062
You talked to a real girl.
319
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,647
And you got a date!
I did?
320
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:53,940
Ah!
Ah!
321
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:56,276
This is the best day
of my life!
322
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,319
You were in the zone,
you made eye contact.
323
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:00,947
It was like you'd done this
a million times before!
324
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,031
Don't you see?
325
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,324
That game really worked!
326
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:04,409
You don't need it anymore!
327
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:05,952
You can toss it out!
328
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:06,953
Toss it?
329
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,329
But I like Giffany!
330
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:09,414
She's good to me!
331
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:10,832
She's predictable!
332
00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,875
Soos,
can a computer game
333
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:15,336
go to Reggie's engagement party
with you?
334
00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:16,838
Uh...
335
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,674
Hey, Giffany,
we got to talk.
336
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,426
Of course,
I'm programmed to find
337
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,386
everything you say interesting.
338
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:24,762
Well, have you ever had
to choose between
339
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,556
two things you like,
340
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:27,974
but you don't know
which one is right for you?
341
00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:30,643
I mean,
I'm just thinking long term.
342
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:32,854
Maybe I should be
with someone a little less
343
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:35,231
beep-boop, you know.
344
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,441
I don't think you know
what you are saying, Soos.
345
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,318
No one loves you
more than me.
346
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,445
The girls out there
will just make fun of you.
347
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,030
You really think so?
348
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,239
I know so.
349
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:44,991
Besides, we had a deal.
350
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:47,243
You bought my game,
you held my books,
351
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:48,578
you are my boyfriend.
352
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,455
Now sit down in that chair.
353
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,373
I don't think I like the way
you are acting.
354
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,751
I won't let another girl
take you away from me, Soos!
355
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,252
Giffany, calm down.
356
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:57,837
You are mine, Soos!
357
00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:58,963
Pause.
358
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,635
Oh, that got intense.
359
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:05,887
I'm sorry, Giffany.
360
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,056
Maybe having
a cursed robo girlfriend
361
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,474
wasn't a good idea.
362
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,434
I'm taking you back
to the video game store
363
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:12,602
after my date
with Melody.
364
00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,239
Hello, old friends.
365
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,408
I've got to be careful
this time.
366
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,535
No more Colombian nights.
367
00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:31,704
All right, Stan,
this is weird even for you,
368
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,331
you need to talk?
369
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,541
Nothing you could say
will change my mind, Wendy.
370
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:38,669
Sometimes, a man has to steal
an animatronic badger
371
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,297
to stay in this crazy game
called life.
372
00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,091
Or you could just not care.
373
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,467
It's about the principle.
374
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:46,928
No one tells Stan Pines
he is out of the game.
375
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:48,262
No one tells--
376
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,098
( screams )
377
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,933
I'll get your
orthopedic back pillow.
378
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,184
Thank you!
379
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,478
You can do this, Soos.
380
00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:57,897
Just remember
what your love crew taught you!
381
00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,148
How does she look?
382
00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:00,149
Nice!
383
00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:01,234
What are her stories?
384
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,402
Interesting!
385
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,112
And who's gonna
pay for dinner?
386
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:05,696
Soos is!
387
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,156
Now date!
388
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:08,491
( Blows horn )
389
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:10,159
( Soos screaming )
390
00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:12,286
They grow up so fast.
391
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:14,038
Itchy legs, itchy legs-
392
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,206
Oh, hi, Soos.
393
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,499
Melody!
394
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:21,129
Are you ready
for a date with me?
395
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,797
( laughing )
396
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,298
I totally am.
397
00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:27,885
Good show, man.
398
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,512
Way to warm them up!
399
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:31,013
I wish I was more like you.
400
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,019
Man, I could go for some
401
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:40,106
complimentary bread sticks
right now.
402
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:41,732
One time
I was so hungry
403
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:45,194
I ate the decorational bamboo
in a Chinese restaurant.
404
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,530
Like a big old panda.
405
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,533
You're hilarious.
406
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:53,035
Well, you know,
I just sort of say
407
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,288
whatever
pops into my--
408
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:03,880
Soos, are you okay?
409
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:04,881
No, I'm fine.
410
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:05,882
Everything's fine.
411
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:07,049
Are you sure?
412
00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:08,718
You are spitting
an awful lot.
413
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,804
Uh, could you sit tight?
414
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:14,056
I have go to the bathroom
for a long time.
415
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,017
Not in a weird way.
416
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,479
Soos!
What are you doing out there?
417
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:21,606
I got a big problem, guys,
I am being stalked by Giffany.
418
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,065
Giffany?
419
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:24,650
Or maybe
it's pronounced Giffany.
420
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:25,902
I was never really sure.
421
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,487
Soos, get a grip on yourself.
422
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:30,198
Giffany can't stalk you
because she is not real.
423
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:36,496
Uh-oh.
424
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:37,997
Take it from someone
who brought
425
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:40,500
an arcade game to life.
This will not end well.
426
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,377
Don't worry, I'm pretty sure
she is stuck on TV screens.
427
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:48,216
Ah, a new challenger
approaches,
428
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,383
prepare to be--
429
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,597
Oh, boy.
430
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,849
So hey! Anyway, you want to move
this date into the forest
431
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,809
far away from all electronics
and people?
432
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,395
What? But the floor show's
about to start!
433
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:04,440
( Music plays )
434
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:13,449
Who wants to hear
Hoo-Ha the owl!
435
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:21,165
Hello, friends,
Hoo-Ha the owl is dead.
436
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,963
This next song goes out to my
forever boyfriend, Soos.
437
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,714
Soos, what's going on?
438
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:29,757
No time to explain!
439
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:31,008
We got to get out of here!
440
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:37,515
The only way out, Soos,
is in my arms.
441
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:38,683
Capture them!
442
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,395
(growling )
443
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,105
( people screaming )
444
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:46,482
Done!
445
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,067
Out with the old,
in with the new!
446
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,652
I feel invincible.
447
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:51,737
Ah!
448
00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:53,364
What--
what the--
449
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:57,577
Who wants to get badgered?
450
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,831
Sorry, Soos.
451
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:05,334
But you can't run away
from our relationship.
452
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:12,967
So about all this,
453
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,552
I may have purchased
a dating simulator
454
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,596
that attained sentience
and went crazy.
455
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:17,930
Oh, I am crazy.
456
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:20,766
Crazy for you, Soos.
457
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:22,977
Ah!
458
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,520
Oh, no.
459
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:26,397
Oh, I'm so sorry, Melody!
I'll fix this!
460
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:27,982
It's me that she wants.
461
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,359
I'll distract her while
Dipper and Mabel keep you safe.
462
00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:32,028
It's the only way.
463
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:33,613
Soos, these are children.
464
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,990
The only WHY!
465
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:37,658
(groaning )
466
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:38,659
Over here, Giffany!
467
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:39,785
Stop!
468
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,375
On three, we split.
469
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:48,586
One, two-
470
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,254
( screaming )
471
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,174
Stay back, you monster!
472
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:54,717
Ah!
473
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:06,646
Yes, yes, get him, Goldie,
get him.
474
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,655
I'm gonna eat your face
like pizza.
475
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,709
I have got you surrounded,
Soos.
476
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,920
There is no way out.
477
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:32,546
Please, let my friends go.
478
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:34,674
I'll do anything you want.
I promise.
479
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,718
I seem to remember
someone promising
480
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:40,513
he will be my boyfriend.
481
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,474
Think about it,
real girls are unpredictable,
482
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:46,227
they judge Yo"-
483
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:49,230
You really think Melody
is going to take you back
484
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,565
after this awful date?
485
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:56,487
I can download your brain
into the game with me
486
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,906
and we will be together
forever.
487
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,032
Ah!
488
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:02,451
Stay back.
489
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:03,869
Come on, Soos.
490
00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:07,415
Don't make me
to leave you, too.
491
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:08,749
What do you say?
492
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,336
I say, game over,
Giffany!
493
00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:14,922
No!
Wait!
494
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:36,402
YOU did it!
495
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:37,820
You old, beautiful monster!
496
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:39,280
YOU did it!
497
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:41,198
How's about you and me
hit the town?
498
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,868
These old has-beens
are going to Vegas!
499
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,458
I'm sorry for all this.
500
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:51,917
I honestly remember
this place being a lot more fun
501
00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:53,461
when I was a kid.
502
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,880
Believe it or not,
I've been on worse dates.
503
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:56,881
Really?
504
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,215
Never date a magician.
505
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,593
Ew!
Why would I?
506
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,595
Oh, hey, you wouldn't maybe
be interested
507
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:03,637
in coming to my cousin's
508
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:05,139
engagement party
in a week?
509
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,892
I promise there is like
zero robot badgers.
510
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,227
Yeah, I'll still be
in town then.
511
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:11,771
Still be in town?
512
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,939
I'm going back home to Portland
in a few weeks
513
00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:16,358
but we can video chat,
if that's okay with you?
514
00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:17,693
A relationship with a girl
515
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:19,820
that I can only see
through my computer,
516
00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:22,364
sounds perfect.
517
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:25,701
Spirit of love,
we did it.
518
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:28,370
Yes]
I'm so happy-
519
00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:30,539
Have you been
following us all day?
520
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,917
Soos's life
is my soap opera.
521
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:35,586
( Indistinct )
522
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:36,629
Cash money! I
523
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:37,797
Cash money I
524
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:40,925
In the car with honey I
525
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:44,512
Travel way too fast,
I got money in my glass r
526
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,222
Cash money I
527
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:47,556
Grab 4'
528
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,558
You can't stop the party a'
529
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:50,976
Cash money I
530
00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:53,229
We're old but we're awesome I
531
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,731
We're gonna get married a'
532
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:58,234
It's a great idea a'
533
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,362
Who are you to judge? a'
534
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:03,155
This was a mistake, what-- r
535
00:22:03,205 --> 00:22:07,755
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