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Who wants Stan-cakes?
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They're like pancakes,
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but they probably have
some of my hair in 'em.
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Pass.
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It's here!
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Aahh!
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Oh, it's here! It's here!
It's here! It's here!
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I've been waiting
all morning
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and it's finally here!
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The Gravity Falls Gossiper
accepted my article
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about summer fashion tips
for squirrels.
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My picture is gonna be
in the newspaper!
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Check it!
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"Pacifica Northwest declares
V-necks the look of the season."
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What am I
looking at here?
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Wha-wha-what?
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Looks like someone bought
their way to the front page.
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Is it legal for a child
to wear that much make-up?
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Ugh. Pacifica.
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She always
ruins everything.
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Aww, cheer up,
Mabel.
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I mean, no one even reads
newspapers anymore.
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Dudes!
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V-neck season is upon us!
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Who wants to help me get
ahead of the fashion curve?
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I'm taking it
one step further
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with the W-neck!
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Must. Follow.
Newspaper.
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I need something to get
my mind off this.
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MAN: ( on TV )
Looking for a distraction
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from your horrible life?
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Why, yes!
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Victory.
Honor.
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Destiny.
Mutton.
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These old timey sounding words
are alive and well
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at the Gravity Falls
Royal Discount Putt Hutt!
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No mutton available
at snack shop.
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Hey, Mabel,
you love mini-golf!
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She's been amazing at it
since we were kids.
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What do you say, Mabel?
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We've had a stressful
couple of days.
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How about
we take a break, huh?
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Would kicking all our butts
at mini-golf cheer you up?
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Maybe a little.
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Come on, Mabel!
Victory!
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Honor!
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Destiny!
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Mutton!
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ALL: Victory! Honor!
Destiny! Mutton!
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Victory! Honor!
Destiny! Mutton!
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MAN: And the pig can look
after the house.
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ALL: Ooh!
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Ah, Mini-Golf.
The sport of mini-champions.
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The grass is fake
but the fun is real.
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There's something here
for everyone.
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( Snickers )
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Hey, you, stop!
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Come back here!
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Hey, those are
lewd hand gestures!
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Focus, focus, and...
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Don't worry, bro,
you're still
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"ext-roar-dinary!"
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I'll take
what I can get.
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To the hip we go, and...
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Wha--
How'd I get here?
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Yes!
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Holy smokes!
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Someone in our family
actually has talent.
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Grunkle Stan,
you ain't seen nothin' yet!
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She's so good, yeah a'
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Lookin' to hit that ball I
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She's got the skills I
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Takin' it to the hole r
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Guys, this is amazing.
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If Mabel gets
a hole-in-one here,
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she'll beat her
all time high score!
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MABEL:
You can do it, Mabel.
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Pretend the ball
is Pacifica's face.
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( clanking )
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Aw, nuts!
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( Crowd exclaims )
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( crowd murmuring )
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Ah, don't worry about it, kid.
The thing's random.
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Yeah, besides
the Bermuda's Triangle,
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how mini golf works
is the world's greatest mystery.
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As far as I'm concerned,
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you're still better than
anyone else is Gravity--
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( all gasp )
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Oh, would you
look at that?
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I didn't know it was
"hobos golf free" day.
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Pacifica!
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Well, if it isn't
the Pines family.
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Fat, old,
lame, braces.
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Soos, would it be wrong
to punch a child?
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I've got this.
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Hey, Pacifica,
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how's that whole
your-family-being-frauds thing
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working out for you?
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Great, actually.
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That's the thing
about money.
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It makes problems
go away.
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Well, can't buy you skill.
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You walked into the game
of the mini golf champion.
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Sergei!
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This is Sergei,
my trainer.
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The Sportlympics had
mini golf once.
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I took gold!
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So if you don't mind
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moving out of the way
of the professionals...
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( bell ringing )
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Enjoy second place.
Give her a hand, folks!
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( Crowd chattering )
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, I want a rematch,
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YOU" you--
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walking one dimensional bleached
blonde valley girl stereotype!
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( Crowd gasps )
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Like,
let's do this.
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Hear ye! Hear ye!
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Honk! Honk! Ow!
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Stop at once!
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The park is now closed
due to weather.
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The King of Mini Golf
has spoken.
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Oh, the King is down!
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This isn't over.
You. Me. Midnight.
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We'll see who's best.
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I'll be here.
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( Thunder crashing )
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I'll be here.
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Peh, peh!
Hair in my mouth. Peh!
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( Sighs )
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Time to scratch mini golf off
my talents list.
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Aww,
don't give up, Mabel.
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Yeah,
if you beat her at this,
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she could never
rag on you again.
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Imagine it.
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Um, the section
for ugly grandma clothes
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is over there.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, the section
for people
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who lost at mini golf
is over there!
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We came
as fast as we could.
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We heard a little girl
got seriously burned!
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TOGETHER: Oh!
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I'm ruined!
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Up top!
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TOGETHER: Yay!
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You're right, guys-
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I just need to practice
a little more before midnight.
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Go to the golf course
after dark, you say?
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I don't know.
We'd have to break in and--
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Just kidding!
Let's break in!
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( Tires screeching )
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Oh, and, hey, Mabel!
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Knock her dead, kid.
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(windmill squeaking)
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Darn!
Poo-peck-darn!
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Ugh!
I don't get it!
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What is wrong
with this hole?
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( Squeaking )
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(thudding )
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Did you hear that?
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What?
What is it?
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( Whispers )
Grab your club.
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( Creatures humming )
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( gasp )
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(all screaming )
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(all screaming )
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( panting )
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We good?
We good?
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( Clears throat )
All right then.
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Hi! Hello! I'm Franz.
And welcome to our home.
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What is this?
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Yeah.
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Are you guys tiny humans?
Or enormous mini-humans?
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Neither.
We're lilli-putt-tians!
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Lilli-- Lilli-putt...
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The name makes more sense
written out than spoken.
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And we control the balls!
Behold!
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BOTH: Wow!
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( Yodeling )
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That's incredible!
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And so needlessly
complicated.
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Aw, shucks.
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It's only our
life-long passion!
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Would you like us
to elaborate through song?
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( Begins singing )
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Nah, we're good.
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(sigh )
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So what are you hugelings
doing here anyway?
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We kind of have to play
this golf tournament
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against my rival,
Pacifica.
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Oh, rivals.
Rivals, rivals.
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Oh, we know
all about rivals.
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Put a clog in it,
ya windmill lubbers!
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These really bottom
popinjays are terrible
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at controlling the balls!
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We are the ball masters,
says I!
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( Pirates laughing
and cheering )
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Shut your mouths,
you showboating pirates!
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Everyone knows
the Eiffel Tower hole
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is the best!
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Stay thee your comments,
ye scurrilous Frenchmen!
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None controllable
is better
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than the knights of...
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Wiener castle.
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Who wrote this?
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We'll settle
which hole is best!
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Attack!
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Charge!
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Ooh, I'm shiverin'
in me timbers.
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Get ready to die!
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Long live the mini king!
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Die, you evil scum!
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Cw!
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Yarr!
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(yells)
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00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:02,852
( quacking )
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00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:05,313
( screaming )
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( laughs)
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00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:07,899
These guys are a riot.
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00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,610
GUYS, guys, calm down.
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Your fighting is
inadvertently adorable.
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Adorable we are, hugeling,
but our tale, less so.
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00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:19,285
Every hole in the park thinks
that it's superior.
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From the cowboys
in the east
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to the grimy minors
of the south.
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00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:26,459
If only there was some way
to decide which side is best
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with maybe an award or,
like a trophy.
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I don't know.
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00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:31,631
But, Franz, look!
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A sticker.
Sticker.
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The sticker.
The sticker could decide!
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It does say
"the best" on it.
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Decide for us, hugeling.
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Choose which mini kingdom
to give the sticker to
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and end our war!
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( Mini people cheering )
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Uh,
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I don't know, guys.
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I'm not sure
I want to get involved
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in your
weird mini blood feud.
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El]
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Mabel,
this is perfect.
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These guys
control the course.
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Just tell them
you'll give the sticker
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to whichever group does
a better job of helping us win.
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00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:02,662
I'm not sure, Dipper.
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00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:03,788
I want to beat Pacifica,
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but doesn't this seem like
cheating?
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00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:10,712
Pacifica's rich, Mabel.
She's cheating at life.
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00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:12,797
Hmm.
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00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:13,882
( Blows horn )
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00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:15,008
Thanks, man.
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People of the 18 holes!
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00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,887
We're going to have
a game of mini-golf!
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And whoever does
the best job helping me win
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gets the sticker!
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00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,935
It'll be us, lass,
not these tulip munchers.
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I will not be insulted
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by a man with no depth
perception wearing earrings.
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00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:31,649
Just remember,
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as long as
you're helping me,
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no fighting.
265
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,575
Dude, I'm cutting
"W"s into all my shirts.
266
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:41,910
Got to give the public
what they want.
267
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,870
Well, the kids
are taking their time.
268
00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:45,663
Looks like
it's gonna be a while.
269
00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,752
( Romantic ballad
playing on radio )
270
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,508
Sure are a lot of stars
out tonight.
271
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,260
Well,
this is gettin' weird.
272
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,933
Now remember, Pacifica,
winning is everything.
273
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,518
Oh, oh, and also looks.
Winning and looks.
274
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,021
Dad, I've been practicing for,
like, a millions hours, okay?
275
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,356
I've got this.
276
00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:12,565
You'll stay to watch,
right?
277
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,901
Pacifica, darling.
We have a party to go to.
278
00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:16,903
We'll just read about
your victory in the paper.
279
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:19,155
Sergei!
( snaps fingers )
280
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:24,285
Oh, and whatever happens,
just remember one thing.
281
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:25,495
You're a Northwest.
282
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,121
Don't lose.
283
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:32,085
How much do you want to bet
they're no shows?
284
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,672
Looking for someone?
285
00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,924
Waiting in the dark
and not creepy at all.
286
00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:39,259
Seriously, though?
287
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:40,635
I don't know
why you bothered to come.
288
00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:42,095
Unless you've got
something up your sleeve.
289
00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:45,556
Oh, I guess you could say
we've got a little something.
290
00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,141
Right? Right?
291
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:48,810
( laughs)
292
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:50,144
( giggle nervously )
293
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,106
Eighteen holes.
Standard rules.
294
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:56,359
Winner lives in glory.
Loser wallows in eternal shame.
295
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,402
On your mark,
296
00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,238
Get set, Mini golf!
297
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,003
What?
298
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:17,380
ALL: Yeehaw!
299
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,557
Out of my WHY!
300
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:28,766
(grunts)
301
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,354
Are you serious?
302
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:34,856
( Cheering )
303
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,026
Yarr, I say!
304
00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:44,574
( laughs )
Miner hole.
305
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:47,368
I wonder what cute silly things
are going on down there.
306
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:51,622
Stop!
307
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,750
You can't go in there!
There's been a gas leak.
308
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,502
Anyone who goes in there
will die!
309
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:59,255
( Chattering )
310
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:00,340
I will take it.
311
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:01,549
No!
312
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:04,260
Don't go, Big Henry!
We need you!
313
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,012
Go home, Polly.
314
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,645
Ahem.
315
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:20,026
Come on, Big Henry.
You can do this.
316
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,112
(groaning )
317
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:39,796
Aah! No!
318
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,632
Sergei! Soda! Now!
319
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:47,512
Okay, guys,
that was badonkulous!
320
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:48,721
Hey, hey.
Little high fives, everyone.
321
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,056
Little high fives
all around.
322
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,517
Nice one. You did it.
You're the man!
323
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:53,768
I don't want to
call it out early,
324
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,603
but I think
the Miners might have
325
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:58,189
one of these in their future.
326
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,024
( Miners cheering )
327
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:03,861
Are you kidding me?
328
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,696
After everything
we've worked for?
329
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,281
Calm yourself, Franz.
330
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,909
There may be another way
to win the hugelings' favor.
331
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,035
Knock on wood.
332
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,499
There's something going on,
Sergei.
333
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:17,959
I can feel it.
334
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,670
Maybe they has little people
who control where balls go.
335
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:21,629
Whew!
336
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,131
We got to get you
English lessons.
337
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,549
I mean, think about it.
I'm globally ranked.
338
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,259
It's ridiculous that
she's beating me.
339
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:31,472
Ugh, Pitt Cola.
I always forget about the pit.
340
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:34,350
Get me a different one,
Sergei.
341
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:35,393
Huh?
342
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:36,477
( Screams )
343
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:38,646
This is bad.
344
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,525
I can't wait to see
the look on Pacifica's face
345
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:43,693
when we win.
346
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:44,902
I'm thinking it will be like...
347
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,530
You know
how she does that?
348
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:48,781
Dipper, is it bad
349
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,950
that I feel good
about her feeling bad?
350
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,077
Just enjoy your victory,
Mabel.
351
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,413
Trust me,
Pacifica will be fine.
352
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,665
( Pacifica screams )
353
00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:00,376
What's going on here?
Let me go!
354
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:03,296
( Screaming )
355
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:04,464
What did I miss?
356
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,717
Let me go'
YOU creeps!
357
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,510
Welcome, twins!
Welcome!
358
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:10,970
I can tell
you're loving this, right?
359
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,597
Right? No?
360
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:13,890
What are you guys
doing?
361
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,933
This wasn't part of the deal,
tiny Dutchman!
362
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,478
Okay, so we saw
you were favoring
363
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:19,896
the Miners
and we figured,
364
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,856
what's better than
beating Pacifica?
365
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,274
HIE]
366
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:24,609
Killing her, right?
367
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,236
As if.
I'm calling my parents.
368
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:28,362
Where is my phone?
369
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:29,655
(giggling )
370
00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:30,490
Send.
371
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:31,908
Hey, h�!
372
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,535
So how about it, hugeling?
Who's the best now?
373
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:37,997
PIRATE:
Not so fast, landlubbers!
374
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,541
If you're going to
play dirty, so are we.
375
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:43,669
Now give us the sticker
or he walks the plank.
376
00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:44,921
No, give us the sticker!
377
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:46,464
The Miners!
The sticker's for the Miners!
378
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,300
Give it to us!
Give it to us!
379
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:50,843
Remember Big Henry!
380
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:51,969
Enough!
381
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:55,056
( Gasps )
382
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,141
You know what?
No one gets the sticker!
383
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,477
( Booing )
384
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:01,145
No. No. Nuh-uh.
385
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,356
No booing.
Stop. No.
386
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:06,317
No one gets the sticker
'cause you're all being jerks.
387
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,486
I mean,
why can't you just get along?
388
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,738
Because
we hate each other.
389
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:13,491
That's kinda
how rivalries work, lass.
390
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:14,742
Well then maybe...
391
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,411
Maybe rivalries
are dumb.
392
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:20,331
Maybe you don't settle them
with petty competitions.
393
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,792
Maybe the only way to be
"the best"
394
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,627
is by ending the fighting
395
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:25,878
and working together!
396
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,298
( Gulps )
397
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,884
( mini people gasp
and murmur )
398
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:33,052
It's all so clear.
399
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:35,388
If we work together...
400
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:38,641
Then we can cut open her belly
and get the sticker.
401
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:39,600
( Pirates cheering )
402
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,477
Get the girl!
Slice her open!
403
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,648
You guys aren't appreciating
the lesson here!
404
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:48,109
ALL: Sticker!
Sticker! Sticker!
405
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,906
Help!
406
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,200
We've got to get out of here!
407
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,578
I have to save Pacifica first!
408
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:11,757
After her!
409
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,718
Ah, Mr. Dipper!
Nyet! Nyet!
410
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,095
Don't freak out, man!
The water's shallow!
411
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,097
There is literally
no way to drown.
412
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,226
Seriously?
413
00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:25,771
Ugh, took you long enough.
And watch the earrings!
414
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,398
They're worth
more than your house!
415
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:30,151
You know, on second thought,
maybe I won't untie you.
416
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:31,652
Untie me!
Untie me!
417
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,237
That's what I thought.
418
00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:34,530
( Gasp )
419
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,782
We have you
on miniature pencilpoint.
420
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:38,492
There's no way around us.
421
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:39,910
You ready to putt?
422
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,329
Way ahead of you.
423
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:43,998
ALL: Huh?
424
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,918
Hey, you're actually
not that terrible.
425
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:48,919
A little rusty, but...
426
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,630
Just shut up and putt!
427
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,301
Get on! Get on!
428
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:56,469
Gun it!
429
00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,889
Don't let them escape!
430
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,393
( Screaming )
431
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,728
( tires screeching )
432
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,904
Sergei overboard!
433
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:16,197
I'll get a new one.
434
00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:19,075
They're shutting us in!
435
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,409
( Exclaims )
436
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:24,955
Don't even think about it.
437
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:26,499
You call yourself a golfer?
438
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:29,627
Without us, that club
is useless in your hands.
439
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:32,672
Oh yeah?
What's ten minus six?
440
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:33,839
Ten-- Hang on.
441
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:35,174
Fore!
442
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,636
( Bell ringing )
443
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,557
(tires squealing )
444
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,316
Stay out,
you dumb hugelings!
445
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,860
( Shouting )
We're done with you.
446
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:56,570
What did you say,
you little trolls?
447
00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:57,822
I will sue you.
448
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,116
I will sue you
and I will own you.
449
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:01,951
( Gasping )
450
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:03,494
You two.
451
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,371
I don't know what you did
or what's going on,
452
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,832
but if you think just
because you saved my life, I--
453
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:12,378
I'm sorry, Pacifica.
454
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:13,629
We shouldn't
have cheated.
455
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:16,590
You totally would've
beat me fair and square.
456
00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:20,219
You're just lucky this sticker
looks fantastic on me.
457
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:21,429
( Car approaching )
458
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,394
Hey!
You're parents aren't here.
459
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,812
You want a ride home?
460
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:32,398
Puh-leaze,
as if I'd ride in your--
461
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,525
(thunder rumbling )
462
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,193
Singin' the drivin' song J"
463
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,653
Headlights are out
464
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,321
Can't really see
where I'm goin'
465
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:42,116
Ugh!
466
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,701
Hey, I found two tacos!
467
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,872
You're allowed
to eat in the car?
468
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:51,167
Yeah, the car is where
secret surprise snacks happen.
469
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,501
Want one?
470
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:54,503
Oh, I'm not supposed
to take handouts.
471
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:57,339
Handouts?
It's called sharing!
472
00:20:57,548 --> 00:21:00,217
You do know
what sharing is, right?
473
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,178
Shar-- Shaar-ing?
474
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:03,596
Just take it.
475
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,558
Thanks for the ride,
or whatever.
476
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,560
Oh, and Mabel...
477
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:13,606
I can't believe I'm saying this
but I had fun.
478
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,691
And tell your servant
I like his W neck!
479
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:18,402
Yes!
480
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,571
So are you guys, like,
cool now?
481
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,448
I think we made
some progress.
482
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:23,908
The important thing
to remember is that
483
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,117
at the end of the day,
484
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:27,703
she's just an ordinary kid
like us.
485
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:33,959
Should've charged her
for that taco.
486
00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:35,795
Ag reed.
487
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:37,838
SOOS: Hey, you got any more
of those surprise tacos?
488
00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:39,507
(family laughing )
489
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:42,843
Laugh now, hugelings.
But Franz will have his day.
490
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:44,678
Franz will--
491
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,516
Sand trap!
Ow! Ow!
492
00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:52,436
We control the balls,
we control the balls!
493
00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:54,772
From Birmingham
to Montreal
494
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,358
We control the balls
495
00:21:57,525 --> 00:22:00,694
Guys I figured it out!
We control the balls!
496
00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:01,946
Now he gets it!
497
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,197
Oh, you guys!
498
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:05,533
( laughing )
499
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:10,037
Our lives are filled
with nonstop fun J"
500
00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:14,166
But there's nothing
like a hole in one J"
501
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:15,626
Can I go now?
502
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:16,752
Never!
503
00:22:16,802 --> 00:22:21,352
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