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( Wind meter squeaking )
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( rumbling )
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( snoring )
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( snoring )
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Thirty long years
and it's all led up to this.
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My greatest achievement!
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Probably
should have worn pants.
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Agh!
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( Chuckles )
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Feisty, I like it.
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If I finally
pull this off,
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it will all have been
worth it.
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I just need to keep
playing it cool.
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If anyone ever finds out
about this...
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( scoffs ) Yeah, right.
I've come this far.
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Who could possibly
catch me now?
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( Beeping )
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AGENT 1: See there,
there it is again.
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AGENT 2: We haven't
seen readings like this
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for 30 years.
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Is it coming
from deep space?
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An enemy
weapons site?
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Just as I suspected.
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Gentlemen, we're going
to Gravity Falls.
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( alarm buzzing )
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Oh, right.
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Show time.
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STAN: Welcome
to the grand re-opening
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of the Mystery Shack!
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( cheers and applause )
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Mystery Shack!
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We're here
to celebrate the defeat
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of that skunk little Gideon.
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CROWD: Boo!
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Please, please,
boo harder.
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CROWD: Boo!
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But I didn't catch
that pork chop all alone.
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These two scams deserve
some of the glory.
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Oh!
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Okay, okay-
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Most of the glory.
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Smile for the camera.
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Your camera's
a cinder block, Toby.
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I just want to be
a part of things.
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Smile for a real camera.
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Everyone say
"something stupid."
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TOGETHER: Something stupid!
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And don't forget to come
to the after party
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tonight at 8:00.
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We're doing
a karaoke bonanza, people.
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Lights! Music!
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Enchantment!
Phoo!
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And an amazing
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karaoke performance
by our family band,
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Love Patrol Alpha.
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Oh, I don't know
about that.
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I would never
agree to that ever.
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Too late, I wrote your names
on the list.
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It's happening.
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( Blows horn )
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Buy your ticket, people.
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You know you don't have
anything else
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going on in your lives.
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I'm talking to you,
pizza guy.
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Don't lame out on me.
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Ha!
The town loves us.
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We finally got that Gideon
smell out of the carpet.
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Everything
is finally going my way.
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Hey, Grunkle Stan,
now that we have a moment,
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I've been meaning to ask you
for my journal back.
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What? Journal?
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Oh, you mean
this old thing?
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It was so boring
I couldn't even finish it.
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( Squeals )
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You didn't see nothing.
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Wait, you're just gonna
give it to me?
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Just like that?
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What else do you want?
A kiss on the cheek?
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I-- I got to go.
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Whoa!
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I wouldn't mind
a kiss on the cheek.
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Not gonna happen.
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Mabel,
we've got to talk.
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Almost losing my journal
made me realize
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that I'm halfway
through the summer
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and still no closer
to figuring out
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the big mysteries
of Gravity Falls.
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Gideon almost
destroyed the town
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to get his hands
on this journal.
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But why?
Who wrote it?
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Where are
all the other journals?
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What was Bill talking about
when he said
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everything was
going to change?
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There's something huge
going on right under our noses.
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And it's time
we stop goofing around
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and get to the bottom of it.
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Bro, you've looked at that
thing, like, a bazillion times.
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There's nothing
left to discover.
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Half the pages are blank,
remember?
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I just feel like
I'm one puzzle piece away
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from figuring out everything.
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Don't worry, Dipper-
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Lord Mystery Ham
is on the case.
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"I play by me own rules!
What? What?"
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I don't know
why I tell you things.
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Do you hear that?
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Hey, Mr. Pines,
what's that code word
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I'm supposed to yell
when I see a government vehicle?
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Wait, what?
Government vehicle?
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The Mystery Shack is now closed.
Everybody out!
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I will not hesitate
to use the hose
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on the elderly.
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Uncle Stan,
what's happening?
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Yeah, you never
shut down the gift shop.
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( Doorbell ringing )
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( knocking on door )
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Welcome to the Mystery Shack,
gentlemen.
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What can I get you?
Key chains?
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Snow globes?
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These rare
photos of American Presidents?
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My name is Agent Powers.
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This is Agent Trigger.
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We're here to investigate
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reports of mysterious activity
in this town.
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Activity.
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Mysterious activity
in the Mystery Shack?
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You got to be joking.
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I assure you I am not.
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I was born with a rare disorder
that makes me
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physically incapable
of experiencing humor.
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( Nervous laughter )
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I don't understand
that sound
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you're making
with your mouth.
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Now if you'll excuse us,
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we're conducting
an investigation.
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Investigation.
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Wait, wait.
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Did you guys say
you're investigating
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the mysteries of this town?
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That information
is classified.
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But, yes.
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Look, between you and me,
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I believe there is a conspiracy
of paranormal origin
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all connected
to this town.
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We're just one small lead away
from blowing
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the lid off this
entire mystery.
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Are you kidding me?
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I'm investigating
the exact same thing.
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I found
this journal in the woods
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which has almost
all the answers.
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If we work together,
we could crack the case.
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If you have
evidence of these claims,
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we should talk.
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We can talk right now.
Please, please, come in.
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I have so much
to show you.
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I'm sorry, agents.
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Kid has an overactive
imagination and, like,
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a sweating problem.
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MABEL: ( laughs ) Zing!
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Paranormal town stuff,
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it's just
part of gift shop lore.
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Sells more tickets, you know.
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Pop-poro-po-po.
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Swag.
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We have other spots
to investigate.
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We'll be on our way.
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I'm confiscating
this for evidence.
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POWERS:
Smart move.
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Wait!
No, wait!
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We have so much
to talk about.
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Hold it, kiddo.
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Trust me, the last thing
you want around here
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in a party is cops.
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I'm confiscating
that card.
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And how's about
you go be a normal kid?
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Flirt with a girl,
or steal a pie off a windowsill.
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But, Grunkle Stan,
you don't understand.
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And don't go talking
to those agents.
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( Groans ) That could have
been my big break.
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Bro, maybe Grunkle Stan
is right.
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We're throwing
a party tonight.
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Can't you go one night
without searching
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for aliens or raising
the dead or whatever?
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I'm not gonna
raise the dead.
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I just need a chance to show
those agents my book.
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Trust me, Dipper.
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The only book you'll need
tonight is right here.
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BOO!
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I say "kara," you say "oke."
Kara...
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Kara...
Kara...
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I could do this all day.
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Agh!
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Well, the confetti
cannon works.
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( Gasps )
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And the karaoke machine
has all the best songs.
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"We built this township
on rock and roll."
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"Danger lane
to highway town."
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"Taking over midnight"
by AmperSandra.
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Listen, kid, you do not want
to hear this voice singing.
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Trust me.
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Grunkle Stan, karaoke
isn't about sounding good.
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It's about
sounding terrible, together.
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( laughing )
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Check it out! These black lights
make my teeth look scary.
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It's like a crime scene
in my mouth.
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Come on, you'll love it.
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( Sighs )
It's not fair.
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Finally I meet someone
who can help me
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solve the mysteries of this town
and Stan confiscates their card.
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Dude, I probably
shouldn't be telling you this,
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but I'm pretty sure
Stan hides like
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everything in his room.
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If I go into Stan's room,
I could get in so much trouble.
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Yeah, you're probably right.
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That's what
makes it fun, dummy.
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Man, I can't wait to smash
these Stanatas.
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Smash!
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Grenda
has entered the party!
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Stan's brains
look delicious.
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Girls!
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Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh, Mabel!
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Is that a boom box sweater?
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See for yourself.
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Poke!
( music playing )
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Yeah, yeah!
Work it! Ah!
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Aw!
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I thought this was
gonna be a rave.
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Thompson, take off your shirt
and make it a rave.
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I'll do anything
for your approval.
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Oh, come on.
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I promise I won't
send it to anyone.
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Who's got one good eye
and one good pie?
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These kegs
are full of meat.
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( Giggles )
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Tambry sends me
the craziest text.
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The whole town is showing up
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and no sign
of those pesky agents.
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Wendy, Dipper, how are those
posters coming along?
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Hmm.
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I'll keep
an eye out for Stan.
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You go rustle through
his weird old man biz.
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( Creaking )
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All right, Grunkle Stan,
where did you hide that card?
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Nothing.
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Nothing.
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Nothing.
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Ew!
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Pretending
I never saw that.
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Wait a minute.
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Yes!
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I got it!
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(dialing )
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(line ringing)
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POWERS: Agent Powers.
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Hi, this is Dipper.
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The kid from the Mystery Shack,
the one with the,
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um, sweating problem.
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I have that journal
I wanted to show you.
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And you're certain this journal
will help our case?
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I'm 100% positive.
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Very well.
We're on our way.
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( gasps )
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00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:27,210
Sorry, Dipper.
264
00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:28,711
I got distracted.
265
00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,630
Kid, why did you call
those agents?
266
00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,257
I've told you once,
I've told you 100 times,
267
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,926
there's nothing
supernatural going on
268
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:35,927
in Gravity Falls.
269
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,512
Yes, there is.
270
00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:38,888
After everything
that's happened,
271
00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:40,640
you have to know
that by now.
272
00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:42,809
All I know
is that your dumb obsession
273
00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:45,311
is gonna get us all in trouble
one of these days.
274
00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:47,397
Now go enjoy
the rest of the party,
275
00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:49,858
'cause when it's over,
you're grounded.
276
00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:56,156
Hmm.
277
00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:05,331
( Party music playing )
Hey, boys, looking good!
278
00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:06,958
Gurney,
you dean up nice.
279
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,460
Mr. Poolcheck,
move those crazy legs.
280
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,213
You-- You weird pool man.
281
00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:14,007
What's the problem,
officers?
282
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:17,635
Did you catch my face
going 90 smiles per hour?
283
00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:20,346
We've got complaints about
the loudest party in town.
284
00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,182
Three words.
285
00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:23,308
We want in.
286
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,520
Welcome to your dreams.
287
00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:29,147
( Whistles blowing )
288
00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:35,195
Guys,
I'm so glad to see you.
289
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:36,863
Working together,
we can crack
290
00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:39,115
all the big questions
of Gravity Falls.
291
00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:41,534
Trust me, this book is the lead
you've been looking for.
292
00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,453
I'm thinking
full-scale investigation.
293
00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:44,996
Forensics, researchers.
294
00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:46,331
Do you guys have
a helicopter?
295
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:47,540
( Chuckles )
296
00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:49,584
I'm sorry, "helicopters."
297
00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:52,337
Kid, I'd love to believe you,
but this just looks like
298
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,214
more junk
from your uncle's gift shop.
299
00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:56,174
I mean, "leprecorn"?
300
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,635
I can't be the only one
that thinks that it's not funny.
301
00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,762
I can confirm.
Not funny.
302
00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:02,639
No, it's real, I swear.
303
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,349
You should
"send it to the lab."
304
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,351
Am I saying that right?
305
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,394
Your uncle was right about
that overactive imagination.
306
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,438
We've got paperwork
to do, kid.
307
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,106
Boring paperwork.
Wait!
308
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:13,650
This book is real.
309
00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,360
Gnomes, cursed objects,
spells!
310
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:16,736
Listen!
Uh...
311
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:18,363
Uh...
Corpus Levitas!
312
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:21,824
Uh, Diablo Dominus!
Um, Mondo Vicium!
313
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:25,078
( Howling )
314
00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:26,120
Huh?
315
00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:27,288
Huh?
316
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:35,880
(growling )
317
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:39,425
Ha, a zombie!
A real actual zombie, see.
318
00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,302
Spooky journal,
100% real.
319
00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:42,720
Now can we work together?
320
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,264
Mother of all that is holy.
321
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:45,431
What do we do?
322
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,267
It's just one zombie.
323
00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,102
Trust me, I see stuff like this
all the time.
324
00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:50,103
( Roars )
325
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,271
( screams )
326
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:53,815
( sighs in relief)
327
00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:55,108
Good thing
it was just that one.
328
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:03,074
Oh, my gosh.
You guys can help, right?
329
00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:05,159
Kid, we've been chasing
the paranormal for years,
330
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,495
but we've never seen
anything like this before.
331
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:08,621
Get down!
332
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:09,914
( Screaming )
333
00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:13,751
( screaming )
334
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,962
Oh, my gosh.
What have I done?
335
00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:20,758
What up, fools?
It's Blubs and Durls
336
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:23,886
Making all that money
and getting them girls
337
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:25,638
Oh!
338
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:28,766
What do you say, guys?
Is this party legendary?
339
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:31,144
When I say Mabel,
you say Pines.
340
00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:32,186
( Rumbling )
341
00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:33,354
Mabel!
342
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:34,731
( Screams )
Mabel!
343
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,441
We're all gonna die!
344
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,442
Why does that never work?
345
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,235
Whoa, whoa.
346
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:40,987
I think it's an earthquake.
( blows horn )
347
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,156
Hey, everybody, we got
to get out of here!
348
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,615
We're all doomed.
349
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:45,908
Quick!
Into my getaway pouch!
350
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,495
Mabel,
escape while you still can!
351
00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:51,456
Wait! No!
Don't leave!
352
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,125
You haven't even done
our family karaoke song yet.
353
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,293
(all screaming )
354
00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,505
( panting )
355
00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:01,007
Dipper,
what's the one thing
356
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:02,717
I asked you
not to do tonight?
357
00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,302
Raise the dead.
358
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,511
And what did you do?
359
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:06,679
Raise the dead.
360
00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:08,973
(growling )
361
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,434
Get back, dudes.
This is about to get intense.
362
00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:16,314
( Screaming )
363
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:17,398
Sorry, one second.
364
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:20,151
You've got to admit
this is pretty cool.
365
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,614
(growling )
366
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,491
Zombies!
367
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,951
Don't panic. Maybe they're just
a really ugly flash mob.
368
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,081
Dudes, stay calm.
369
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,040
I've been
training for this moment
370
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:35,708
my whole life.
371
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,627
With all the horror movies
I've seen,
372
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:38,795
I know literally everything
there is to know about
373
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:39,921
how to avoid zombies.
374
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,676
Second thought,
gonna flip the script.
375
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,261
Can I eat your brains?
376
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:48,805
Yay or nay?
377
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:50,556
Seeing some yay faces
over here.
378
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:51,724
( Shrieking )
379
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:58,606
Quick, the golf cart.
380
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:02,902
Oh, come on.
381
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:03,986
( Chuckles )
That's a bummer.
382
00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:05,279
Good news for me though.
383
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:06,948
Soos!
384
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,450
Sorry, dude, I just really
want those brains.
385
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:10,576
Stay back!
386
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,127
Give it up, dudes.
387
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,962
Your fighting only makes us
look more rad.
388
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,131
What do we do?
Where's Grunkle Stan?
389
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,841
How's he supposed to help?
390
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,426
He doesn't even believe
in the supernatural.
391
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,055
Those agents
could ruin everything.
392
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,557
Darn kid!
393
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,267
He has no idea
what he's messing with.
394
00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,186
He's stubborn.
That's his problem.
395
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:39,939
Sort of like me, I suppose.
396
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,901
I got too much
on my mind to worry about
397
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,319
those kids right now.
398
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:46,654
All right, let's see.
399
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,490
( Panting )
400
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,702
(growling )
401
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:54,078
Take that, sucker!
402
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,668
This thing's a surprisingly
good weapon.
403
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,088
We need to board up
all the windows.
404
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:12,388
Okay,
maybe that will hold them.
405
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,432
Oh!
Hi, dudes.
406
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,601
By the way, I taught the zombies
how to get to the fuse box.
407
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,227
Among these dudes
I'm like a genius.
408
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:20,855
Get those brains, dog.
409
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,690
(growling )
410
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,235
Dipper, isn't there something
in the journal
411
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,945
about defeating zombies?
412
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,281
No! There's nothing in here
about weaknesses.
413
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,158
( Sighs )
This can't be happening.
414
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,619
I wanted answers so bad
I put everyone in danger.
415
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,287
Now we're toast.
416
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,331
It's all my fault
and no one can save us.
417
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,749
(growling )
418
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,250
No!
Mabel, I'm sorry!
419
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:43,377
Dipper!
420
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:44,545
( Screaming )
421
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:51,010
( panting )
422
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,639
You two, attic, now!
423
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,182
Grunkle-- Grunkle Stan?
424
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:57,642
I said now!
425
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,644
All right,
you undead jerks,
426
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,395
you ready to die twice?
427
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,314
( Panting )
428
00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:06,734
The only wrinkly monster
who harasses my family is me.
429
00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:07,735
Take that!
430
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,362
And that!
431
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,491
Beat it, no-eyes.
432
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:14,909
( Growls )
433
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:18,704
Anyone else want a piece?
434
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:19,705
(grunts)
435
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:20,998
( creaks )
436
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:30,967
( panting )
437
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,678
( banging on door )
438
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:34,887
(whimpering )
439
00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:37,682
( coughing )
440
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,183
Oh! Ow!
441
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,601
Everything hurts.
442
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,395
Grunkle Stan,
that was amazing!
443
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,479
Are you all right?
444
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,481
( Nervous chuckle )
445
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:48,526
Well, at least, you can't deny
magic exists anymore, right?
446
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,152
Kid, I've always known.
447
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,029
Wait.
What are you talking about?
448
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,906
I'm not an idiot, Dipper.
449
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,242
Of course, this town is weird
and the one thing
450
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,744
I know about that weirdness
is that it's dangerous.
451
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,958
I've been lying about it to try
to keep you away from it,
452
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,835
to try to protect you from it.
453
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,966
It looks like I didn't lie
well enough.
454
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,301
(growling )
455
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,178
What do we do?
What do we do?
456
00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:17,722
Normally,
the journal would help us,
457
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:18,848
but there's nothing
in there about
458
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:19,849
defeating zombies.
459
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,058
It's hopeless.
460
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:22,727
Wait, wait, wait, the text!
461
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,520
It's glowing
in the black light.
462
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:25,688
What?
463
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:30,067
All this time I thought
I knew all the journal secrets.
464
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,320
But they're written
in some kind of invisible ink.
465
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:33,529
Invisible ink?
466
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:34,822
This is it.
467
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,407
"Zombies have a weakness!
468
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,492
Previously thought
to be invincible,
469
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:40,995
their skulls can be shattered by
a perfect three part harmony."
470
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:43,205
Three part harmony?
How can we create that?
471
00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:45,291
I have a naturally
high pitched scream.
472
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,960
I can make noises with my body.
Sometimes intentionally.
473
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,795
Boys, boys.
474
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,757
I think you're both missing
the obvious solution.
475
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:57,678
MABEL: (on mic)
Hello. Hello.
476
00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,138
Does this seem loud?
477
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:03,517
Oh, Gossiping Housewives
is on.
478
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:04,769
(growling )
479
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,395
Eh, I already sat down.
480
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:14,278
Zombies and gentlemen,
I'm Mable,
481
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:16,656
they're Dipper and Stan
and together,
482
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:19,742
we are Love Patrol Alpha!
483
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:20,826
I never agreed
to that name.
484
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:22,078
Hit it!
485
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:26,957
( Music playing )
486
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,835
Uh, Mabel, our lives
may not be worth this.
487
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,004
Friday night
488
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,048
We're gonna
party till dawn J"
489
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,800
Don't worry, Daddy
490
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,968
I've got
my favorite dress on
491
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,679
Mabel, this is stupid.
492
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:41,806
We roll into the party
493
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,808
J" The boys
are looking our way I
494
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,476
We just keep dancing I
495
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,687
J" We don't care
what they say
496
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:50,815
I And all the boys
are ganging up in my face J"
497
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,441
( screams )
498
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:53,943
Guys, we have
to sing together
499
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,653
or it won't work.
500
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,488
Boys are a bore
501
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,615
Let's show
'em the door
502
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:03,536
TOGETHER:
We're taking over
the dance floor
503
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,246
Oh-oh
504
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,039
Girls do
what we like
505
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:08,874
Oh-oh
506
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,837
We're taking over
tonight, oh-oh r
507
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:16,173
Girls do what we like,
oh-oh
508
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,843
We're taking
over tonight I
509
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:22,555
We're queens
of the disco!
510
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,390
oh-oh
511
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,225
Girls do
what we like
512
00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:29,979
We're taking
over tonight I
513
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,815
Taking over tonight
514
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:35,484
( Growls )
515
00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:36,861
( screams )
516
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,195
Duck!
517
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,036
Thank you!
518
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,997
We'll be here all night!
519
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,623
Deal with it,
zombie idiots!
520
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:50,875
( laughs)
521
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:51,917
TOGETHER: Pines! Pines!
522
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,210
Pines! Pines!
523
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:57,965
I'm sorry about this, guys.
524
00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,884
I totally ruined
everything.
525
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,552
Dipper, are you kidding me?
526
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,888
I got to sing karaoke
with my two favorite
527
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,264
people in the world.
528
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,558
No party could ever top that.
529
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,227
Kids, listen,
this town is crazy.
530
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:11,896
So you need
to be careful.
531
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,397
I don't know
what I'd do with myself
532
00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:14,982
if you got hurt
on my watch.
533
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:17,276
I'll let you hold
onto that spooky journal
534
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,195
as long as you promise me
you'll only use it
535
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:22,239
for self-defense
and not go looking for trouble.
536
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,283
Okay,
as long as you promise me
537
00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:26,535
that you don't have
any other bombshell secrets
538
00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:28,287
about this town.
539
00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:29,330
Promise.
540
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:30,664
Promise.
541
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,667
Man, we have got
a lot of zombie damage
542
00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:34,919
to clean up.
543
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,128
Where's my handyman anyway?
544
00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:38,923
SOOS: Brains! Brains!
545
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,049
Holy Moses!
546
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:41,926
Wait!
547
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,928
There's a page in here about
curing zombification.
548
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,930
It's gonna
take a lot of formaldehyde.
549
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,515
Ooh, and cinnamon.
550
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:49,016
Come on, Soos,
let's fix you up.
551
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:51,310
Brains! Brains!
552
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:52,520
Soos, cut it out!
553
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:53,771
( Chuckles ) Sorry, dude.
554
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,439
I can't believe it.
555
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:56,732
All this time
the author's secrets
556
00:21:56,941 --> 00:21:58,442
were hiding in plain sight.
557
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,820
A whole new chapter
of mysteries to explore.
558
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,492
That was insane.
559
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,118
I've never seen
anything like it.
560
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,453
Who do we report to?
561
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:14,166
This is bigger than
we imagined.
562
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:16,043
We need to bring in
the big guns.
563
00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:17,503
But they'll never
believe us.
564
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:19,171
Then we'll make them
believe us.
565
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:21,966
This is the town
we've been searching for.
566
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:23,759
Ba-- Ba-- Bam.
567
00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:25,427
Another zombie!
568
00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:26,804
Drop your weapon!
Drop your weapon!
569
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:29,682
TOGETHER: Oh, okay,
it's just--
570
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:31,475
Who is that guy?
A very ugly man.
571
00:22:31,525 --> 00:22:36,075
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