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Well, this is awful.
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I can't believe we're spending
Charlie's birthday in jail.
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Well, as long as we're
all in here together,
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let's go over some ground rules.
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This is just a chair.
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- Well, what if I...
- Uh-uh.
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- What if...
- Hold it.
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Guys, it could be worse.
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Mom and dad could know we're here.
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- Kids?
- Uh-oh.
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Hi, mom. Hi, dad.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Nice family you got here.
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I'm guessing the dog is in the pound?
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We don't have a dog,
officer "snootee."
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It's pronounced "snoo-tay."
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- Get in there, you two.
- Here.
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What are you guys doing here?
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What are you guys doing here?
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Okay, before we get to that,
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let's go over the ground rules again.
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Dad, I want you to pay
extra close attention.
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♪ Day's all burnt toast ♪
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♪ Running late, and dad jokes ♪
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♪ Has anybody seen my left shoe? ♪
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♪ I close my eyes, take a bite ♪
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♪ Grab a ride, laugh out loud ♪
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♪There it is up on the roof ♪
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♪ I've been there, I've survived ♪
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♪ So just take my advice ♪
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♪ Hang in there, baby ♪
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♪ Things are crazy ♪
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♪ But I know your future's bright ♪
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♪ Hang in there, baby ♪
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♪ There's no maybe ♪
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♪ Everything turns out all right ♪
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♪ Your life is up and down ♪
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♪ But trust me it comes back around ♪
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♪ You're gonna lovewho you turn out to be ♪
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♪ Hang in there, baby. ♪
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Sync by Hana.Bean & Brice
www.Itfriend.ORG www.Addic7ed.com
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So my kids are in jail.
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- Anybody wanna tell me why?
- Nope, we're good.
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Well, what about you?
Why are you guys in jail?
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Hey, we asked you first.
Start talking.
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All right well, as the oldest
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I guess I owe you guys an explanation.
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It's all Teddy's fault.
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- What? It is not!
- Oh really?
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We wouldn't be here if you
hadn't promised Charlie
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a birthday present you couldn't deliver.
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Well, Charlie, here you are,
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watching your favorite
tv show, "the gurgles."
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♪ That's the sound we make ♪
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♪ if we march in circles ♪
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♪ and watch you play along ♪
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♪ just sit down, annoy your mom ♪
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♪ and sing the gurgle song, gurgles! ♪
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it's kind of annoying, but I guess
it's entertaining to your little brain.
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Oh, "the gurgles!"
What did I miss?
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- I love gurgles.
- Shh!
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So if we're having a contest
for who gives Charlie
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the best birthday present ever,
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I'll accept my prize now.
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Okay well, I gave her the gift of life,
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so let's see what you got.
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I'm getting her tickets
to the gurgles concert.
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- Oh!
- Yeah.
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I want her to have a great second birthday,
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unlike mine when I didn't
get the gift I wanted.
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Here we go, still whining
about a heo doggy.
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Howdy puppy,
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the rootinest tootinest
little chihuahua in the West.
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I wanted him more than
anything in the world
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and I...
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Oh, too soon.
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Hey, how are you coming
with the entertainment?
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Entertainment. Entertainment?
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For Charlie's birthday party.
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- What did you decide on?
- Ah.
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Still thinking. Noodling.
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A lot of things going on in the old hopper.
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The hopper's empty, isn't it, Bob?
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I... I don't even know
where it is anymore.
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Honey, Charlie's party is in three days.
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Oh, honey, come on, relax.
I'll think of something.
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Okay, we'll do a clown,
a bouncy house... whatever.
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Bob, honey, you have
to reserve those things.
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We have to decide on something good
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or it's gonna be hello doggy
all over again.
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Howdy puppy!
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- Hey, can I check my email?
- No no no no no.
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I'm about to buy gurgles
concert tickets online.
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They go on sale in eight seconds
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and I'm gonna be the first one to get them.
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Okay, here we go.
Three, two, one.
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What? Sold out?!
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Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
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Hang on. Let me get in there.
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Let's see.
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- What are you doing?
- Checking my email.
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What? Give me that.
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How am I gonna get the tickets now?
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Well, the other day I was listening
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to that radio station
for kids, k. I.D.Z....
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Hey, kidz. I just got that.
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Why are you listening
to the kidz radio station?
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Because they told me
not to change the channel.
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Anyway, they're having a contest.
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Whoever makes the best video
wins tickets to the gurgles concert.
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We could make a great video.
All we need is one good idea.
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Oh okay, how about this?
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So we make a video of me putting on
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200 pairs of underpants.
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And then I turn around
and on my butt it says.
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"I heart the gurgles."
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Yeah, that's not it.
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I've... I've got an idea.
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I've written some really great kid songs.
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We could turn one of those into a video.
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One good idea.
Just one good idea.
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I have got a song about talking toes
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that will knock your socks off.
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You get it? 'Cause it... okay.
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Okay, we're still going
through all the bad ideas.
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But we need a good one, and Charlie
should be the star of it.
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Well, I've always wanted
to shoot her out of a cannon.
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All right, still emptying out
all those bad ideas, okay.
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No cannons? No underpants?
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You're really tying my hands here.
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Hey hey, honey! Honey!
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Hey, come on.
Come in here. Come on.
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- I've got something I wanna show you.
- What is it?
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I wanna show you the entertainment
I got for Charlie's party.
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Voila.
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A little cart.
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This is why I'm missing "judge ira"?
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Oh my, I seemed to have
put the cart before the...
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Horse!
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Are you sure it's a horse?
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I've seen bigger dogs.
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Actually, I've seen bigger cats.
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Honey, it's a miniature horse.
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Well, he is kind of cute.
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- Where did you find him?
- At the stables.
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You know, I was gonna get a pony,
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and then I met this guy in the parking lot
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who said, "have I got
a deal for you."
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And well, after I said
"no thank you" to the speakers,
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he brought outshamrock here.
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Aw, he's adorable.
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Why is his tail going up?
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Oh.
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That was great.
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Hey, mom, we finished the video.
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- You wanna see it?
- Oh, can't wait.
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Yeah, we are so gonna win those tickets.
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Gurgles!
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Good evening.
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I'm here with the world's
biggest gurgles fan,
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miss Charlotte Duncan.
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Oh no, please call me Charlie.
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We're all friends here.
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So, Charlie, tell me how you first
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became acquainted with the gurgles.
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Well, I was 17... no, 18 months
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and I was doing a little bit
of channel surfing.
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Boring, blah.
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Been there, seen that.
Then ba-bam!
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The most wonderful collection
of shapes and colors.
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- I had ever seen.
- The gurgles.
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The gurgles indeed.
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And seeing them in concert
would make me feel...
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Well, why don't I just show you?
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- Lights, please.
- ( Rock music playing )
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- Wow, look at this.
- Cool.
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Wow!
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Forgive me.
I got a bit carried away.
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Now if we're done here,
I was promised a juice box.
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You guys, that was amazing!
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Oh, mom, you made a brilliant Charlie.
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Oh, didn't I?
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Good show, good show.
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Again.
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- Yes?
- Yeah.
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Hey, honey, you seen
the garage door opener?
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- ( Garage door opening )
- ( Hip-hop music playing )
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Never mind.
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What are you doing?
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There's a mini-horse
in our garage.
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Did you really think I wouldn't
take advantage of that?
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Where did you go?
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Just down the street to Austin's house.
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He's been bragging about his new dog.
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This shut him right up.
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All right, come on.
Get out of there, would you?
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- ( Shamrock neighs )
- Okay.
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Oh, here. There you go.
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- What is this?
- Tickets.
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Did you know you can't text
while riding a mini-horse?
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- Uh, Gabe.
- Yep?
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- You forgetting something?
- Oh right.
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Hey, it's 3:00.
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The winning video should be up by now.
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I'm on it.
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Hey, P.J. I didn't know
you were working today.
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I'm not. This is
my only clean shirt.
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Then why are you wearing the hat?
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I don't wanna look stupid.
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Oh, it's up.
They've posted the winning video.
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Oh, I can't look.
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Okay, tell me we won.
Tell me we won.
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Why aren't you telling me we won?
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- Because we lost.
- What? I don't believe it.
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What video could possibly
be better than ours?
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How much do I love the gurgles?
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Now at this point
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a jerk might say
"I told you so."
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I told you so!
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So now what are we gonna do?
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Go downtown to the piedmont hotel
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where the gurgles are staying
and beg them for tickets?
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How do you know where they're staying?
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It was on the "all things gurgles" website.
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Am I the only one who reads that?
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Yes yes, because you're their only fan
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that can actually read.
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So you're just gonna knock on their door
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and they're gonna let you in?
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They will if we're delivering
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a delicious bucket of chicken.
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- Or that stuff you deliver.
- Great! Let's go.
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Wait a minute.
How are you gonna know
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- what room they're in?
- 423.
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I'm an "all things gurgles"
premium subscriber.
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You make a simple rule.
You expect people to follow it.
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Gabe, she's two.
She can't hold it.
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- ( Toilet flushes )
- Can we turn around now?
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Actually, give me a second.
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Unbelievable.
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All right, would you please
just finish the story?
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You still haven't told us
how you got arrested.
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All right, so we went down to the hotel.
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Yeah, this is stan in 423.
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I can't find my remote control.
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No, I'm not sitting on it again.
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Never mind.
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- ( Knocking at door )
- It's open.
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I can't believe it. It's you!
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You're the circle!
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You want me to sign something...
Five bucks.
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You want it in sparkly pen, it's 10 bucks.
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No no, we're not here for autographs.
254
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We want to ask about concert tickets.
255
00:13:22,553 --> 00:13:25,253
- And we brought chicken.
- Huh?
256
00:13:25,283 --> 00:13:26,783
Whoa whoa whoa, wait a minute.
257
00:13:26,823 --> 00:13:29,253
The other gurgles put you up to this?
258
00:13:29,293 --> 00:13:31,693
Are they testing me to see
if I'll stay on my diet?
259
00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:33,893
Testing you?
260
00:13:33,923 --> 00:13:37,293
Don't all the shapes love each other
and help each other out?
261
00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:40,703
- Yeah yeah, that's it.
- Here you go.
262
00:13:44,843 --> 00:13:47,903
- So do you have any tickets?
- No. You have any sides?
263
00:13:47,943 --> 00:13:50,973
No ticky, no chicky.
264
00:13:51,013 --> 00:13:53,813
P.J., come on, let's go
find a more helpful shape.
265
00:13:56,683 --> 00:13:59,253
I'll catch up with you.
266
00:13:59,283 --> 00:14:01,323
Listen, circ.
267
00:14:01,353 --> 00:14:03,493
- Heh, can I call you circ?
- No.
268
00:14:03,523 --> 00:14:06,523
Uh, well, the thing is I am a musician
269
00:14:06,563 --> 00:14:09,593
and I wrote a song that is
perfect for the gurgles.
270
00:14:09,633 --> 00:14:11,863
- You wanna hear it?
- No no no, thanks.
271
00:14:11,903 --> 00:14:13,933
Triangle writes all our songs
272
00:14:13,963 --> 00:14:16,233
'cause he's a genius.
273
00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:18,573
This will only take a minute,
only take a minute.
274
00:14:18,603 --> 00:14:20,873
This is a song...
This is a song I wrote
275
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:23,673
after I skinned my knee.
276
00:14:23,713 --> 00:14:25,683
♪ What do you get
when you pick a scab? ♪
277
00:14:25,713 --> 00:14:27,683
♪ pick a scab, pick a scab? ♪
278
00:14:27,713 --> 00:14:31,313
♪ what do you get
when you pick a scab? ♪
279
00:14:31,353 --> 00:14:34,853
♪ a scar that lasts forever. ♪
280
00:14:35,853 --> 00:14:37,353
you wanna hear another one?
281
00:14:37,393 --> 00:14:39,993
No. Look, kid, I just
want to be left alone
282
00:14:40,023 --> 00:14:42,233
and watch tv, okay?
283
00:14:44,063 --> 00:14:45,563
Aw, nuts.
284
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:52,173
Okay, I'll be back in a little while.
285
00:14:52,203 --> 00:14:54,703
- Where are you going?
- Taking the horse for a drive.
286
00:14:54,743 --> 00:14:56,243
I like to see people's faces
287
00:14:56,273 --> 00:14:58,343
when he sticks his tiny head
out the window.
288
00:14:59,943 --> 00:15:03,213
Oh! Bob, get out here!
The horse is gone.
289
00:15:03,253 --> 00:15:07,183
We've been rustled? Dag nabbit!
290
00:15:16,033 --> 00:15:17,833
Are you sure you wanna do this?
291
00:15:17,863 --> 00:15:20,633
I don't like the idea
of sneaking into a concert,
292
00:15:20,663 --> 00:15:22,833
but there's no way
I'm gonna let Charlie down.
293
00:15:22,873 --> 00:15:25,233
And besides, what's the worst
that could happen?
294
00:15:25,273 --> 00:15:27,603
It's not like they're gonna
throw us in jail.
295
00:15:29,113 --> 00:15:31,673
Okay, stop laughing.
It's time to get sad.
296
00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:33,383
Think of something really sad.
297
00:15:33,413 --> 00:15:36,283
Okay. Oh, that's good.
298
00:15:36,313 --> 00:15:39,283
- Thinking of hey there, poochy?
- Howdy puppy.
299
00:15:39,323 --> 00:15:41,383
- Next.
- Hi.
300
00:15:41,423 --> 00:15:43,453
- Ticket, please.
- Um, quick story.
301
00:15:43,493 --> 00:15:45,453
- It's actually pretty sad.
- Let me guess.
302
00:15:45,493 --> 00:15:47,463
You're trying to get tickets
for your baby sister
303
00:15:47,493 --> 00:15:49,333
who's the biggest gurgles fan
in the whole world
304
00:15:49,363 --> 00:15:50,563
and they were sold out,
305
00:15:50,593 --> 00:15:53,033
and now you want me
to just let you guys in?
306
00:15:53,063 --> 00:15:57,033
It's even sadder when you say it.
307
00:15:57,073 --> 00:16:00,273
And here's the saddest thing of all.
308
00:16:02,343 --> 00:16:03,743
Next!
309
00:16:08,753 --> 00:16:10,213
Time to kick it up a notch.
310
00:16:10,253 --> 00:16:12,013
- Ready?
- Ready.
311
00:16:14,383 --> 00:16:17,153
Oh oh oh!
312
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:20,323
Help help!
That boy just collapsed!
313
00:16:21,433 --> 00:16:23,233
It's okay. I'm a doctor.
314
00:16:23,263 --> 00:16:26,303
- I know mouth to mouth.
- All better.
315
00:16:34,173 --> 00:16:36,943
Hi, I'm Bob...
Bob's bugs be gone.
316
00:16:39,713 --> 00:16:42,513
I'm here about the fire ant
problem backstage.
317
00:16:42,553 --> 00:16:44,353
Exterminators, huh?
318
00:16:44,383 --> 00:16:46,053
Why do you have a baby with you?
319
00:16:47,993 --> 00:16:50,293
She's an intern.
320
00:16:50,323 --> 00:16:53,323
- You really think I'm that stupid?
- No.
321
00:16:53,363 --> 00:16:56,533
- Hey, look over there.
- What?
322
00:16:56,563 --> 00:16:58,433
Hey!
323
00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:14,583
Can I help you?
324
00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:19,783
- Animal control.
- Good.
325
00:17:19,823 --> 00:17:22,123
What happened to your face?
326
00:17:22,153 --> 00:17:25,863
Chipmunks are only cute in cartoons, ma'am.
327
00:17:27,423 --> 00:17:28,993
Is this your horse?
328
00:17:29,033 --> 00:17:30,693
- Yes. You found him!
- Hey!
329
00:17:30,733 --> 00:17:33,263
Oh my gosh, we've been worried sick.
330
00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,533
- Where is he?
- Not so fast.
331
00:17:35,573 --> 00:17:37,703
I'm afraid this animal is stolen proper.
332
00:17:37,733 --> 00:17:40,543
What? We didn't steal it.
333
00:17:40,573 --> 00:17:42,873
My husband rented it for our
daughter's birthday party.
334
00:17:42,913 --> 00:17:44,543
Just show me the rental agreement,
335
00:17:44,573 --> 00:17:45,943
we can clear this right up.
336
00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:48,383
I haven't got a rental agreement.
337
00:17:48,413 --> 00:17:51,483
I got a sweaty handshake
and he took off in his dark van.
338
00:17:51,523 --> 00:17:53,153
Seemed okay to me.
339
00:17:53,183 --> 00:17:56,553
Then I'm afraid we have a problem.
340
00:17:57,553 --> 00:17:59,593
No no no, hon.
341
00:18:00,793 --> 00:18:02,563
Here's your rental agreement.
342
00:18:02,593 --> 00:18:04,963
Honey, I told you I didn't get one.
343
00:18:05,003 --> 00:18:08,603
Oh no, it's right here.
Yeah yeah.
344
00:18:08,633 --> 00:18:10,903
As a matter of fact,
345
00:18:10,933 --> 00:18:13,743
he has two rental agreements.
346
00:18:16,843 --> 00:18:19,343
Are you trying to bribe me, ma'am?
347
00:18:20,883 --> 00:18:23,183
We also have cake.
348
00:18:28,453 --> 00:18:32,193
So that's how we got here,
349
00:18:32,223 --> 00:18:35,193
which only leaves P.J.
350
00:18:35,233 --> 00:18:37,193
How did you get here?
351
00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:39,833
Oh, cute story, actually.
352
00:18:39,863 --> 00:18:41,863
So it was after the concert.
353
00:18:48,113 --> 00:18:50,273
I can't believe I went to Yale.
354
00:18:50,313 --> 00:18:52,583
Now I'm a gurgle.
355
00:18:59,353 --> 00:19:01,683
♪ I've got talkin' toes ♪
356
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,553
♪ the big one likes to say hello ♪
357
00:19:03,593 --> 00:19:05,793
♪ the other four are not so bold ♪
358
00:19:05,823 --> 00:19:08,893
♪ they curl up
when it gets too cold. ♪
359
00:19:08,933 --> 00:19:10,563
that's great, kid.
360
00:19:10,593 --> 00:19:12,433
Oh, you like that one?
I've got plenty of others...
361
00:19:12,463 --> 00:19:14,633
One about talking eyes,
one about talking knees...
362
00:19:14,663 --> 00:19:16,803
Yeah, do you happen to have
a song about security guards?
363
00:19:16,833 --> 00:19:19,203
That's not a good idea for a song.
364
00:19:20,203 --> 00:19:21,373
Oh.
365
00:19:21,413 --> 00:19:23,743
♪ See you later, I'm off to jail ♪
366
00:19:23,773 --> 00:19:25,983
♪ could you do me a favor
and post my bail? ♪
367
00:19:26,013 --> 00:19:28,443
♪ here's a gurglewho went to Yale... ♪
368
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:35,053
so I was busted for harassing a gurgle
369
00:19:35,093 --> 00:19:37,593
and stripped of my membership
from the fan club.
370
00:19:39,893 --> 00:19:42,993
Okay, Duncans, you're free to go.
You've been bailed out.
371
00:19:43,033 --> 00:19:45,063
- Bailed out?
- By who?
372
00:19:47,633 --> 00:19:49,673
Gurgle circle.
373
00:19:49,703 --> 00:19:52,203
Yeah yeah, biggest moment of your life.
374
00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:56,243
But why did you bail us out?
375
00:19:56,273 --> 00:19:58,013
Well, I played "pick a scab"
376
00:19:58,043 --> 00:20:00,043
for the other gurgles and they loved it.
377
00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:03,313
- I sold a song?
- No, i sold a song.
378
00:20:03,353 --> 00:20:06,383
You got bailed out.
Welcome to showbiz, kid.
379
00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:13,323
You know, I'm gonna miss this place.
380
00:20:13,363 --> 00:20:15,993
Oh, don't worry, you'll be back.
381
00:20:22,673 --> 00:20:24,673
Well, Charlie, your second birthday
382
00:20:24,703 --> 00:20:26,673
turned out to be pretty memorable...
383
00:20:26,703 --> 00:20:30,673
More memorable than my second
birthday, that's for sure.
384
00:20:30,713 --> 00:20:33,143
Still too soon.
385
00:20:33,183 --> 00:20:37,053
Anyways, you never did get to
see the gurgles in concert,
386
00:20:37,083 --> 00:20:40,653
but that's okay because you
have a new favorite show.
387
00:20:40,683 --> 00:20:43,153
Ooh, "the buttercups!"
388
00:20:43,193 --> 00:20:46,123
But if you ever wanna see
the buttercups in concert,
389
00:20:46,163 --> 00:20:48,123
good luck, Charlie.
390
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:51,233
Shh! This is a new one.
391
00:20:58,253 --> 00:21:00,623
Hey, dad, do you mind if I take
Charlie out for a spin?
392
00:21:00,663 --> 00:21:01,763
Ooh, sorry, Gabe.
393
00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:03,493
We don't have the horse anymore.
394
00:21:03,533 --> 00:21:05,963
But we do have the cart.
395
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:16,173
Faster!
396
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:20,513
Okay, say "Cheese."
397
00:21:22,883 --> 00:21:24,853
Giddy up.
398
00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:45,452
Wow. You guys were gone a long time.
399
00:21:45,453 --> 00:21:48,283
Really? Seems like 30 seconds.
400
00:21:48,733 --> 00:21:50,872
Oh! Did you see anything interesting?
401
00:21:50,873 --> 00:21:53,643
No, just a bunch of credits.
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