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I made the mistake of
bringing the cute boy home
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Where my
dear family lives.
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He wasn't that cute.
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Get out.
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Anyway, still waiting
on that first kiss.
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But there's a dance
this Friday
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Where the girls
ask the guys,
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And this time I'm going
to make sure I get it.
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Get what, honey?
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Oh, my first a+
in science, daddy.
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That's my girl.
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Hey, dad, great news.
I got a job.
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Stop right there. I'm having
the greatest dream of my life.
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The school's gonna pay me 100 bucks
to D.J. At the dance on Friday.
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The dream continues.
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I just need you to
give me 200 dollars
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To rent
the D.J. Equipment.
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And now I'm awake.
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Hey, what was I doing
in the dream?
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You weren't saying anything, which
is why I thought it was a dream.
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P.J., why would you take a job
where you're gonna lose money?
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Does everything always
have to be about money?
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Are you giving me
the 200?
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Sorry, son. You're gonna have to come
up with the money some other way.
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Like how?
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Oh, I know.
Get a job.
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I'll be right back.
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- Wait, where's your sister?
- Don't bother her, Emmett.
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Okay, where shouldn't
I bother her?
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- In the kitchen.
- All right.
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Hey, Teddy bear.
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Hey, Emmett.
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You know this dance this Friday
night is "girls ask guys," right?
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You're a girl.
I'm a guy.
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Something you want
to ask me?
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Okay, Emmett, listen,
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P.J. is my brother
and you're his best friend.
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So in a way you're kind of
like my brother too.
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And I can't go to the dance
with my brother.
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You can see why that
would be wrong, right?
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This is the longest
conversation we've ever had.
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Did you hear
anything I just said?
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Something about wanting to go
to the dance with a brother.
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Emmett, I want you to
listen to me very carefully.
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I'm not going to ask
you to the dance.
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When you touch me
it feels like electricity.
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Sync by fant0m
www.addic7ed.com
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- Hi, kids.
- Hey, mom.
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Come on, Charlie,
let's go see daddy.
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You know what
I realized today?
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Charlie's never
played laser tag.
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I bet she'd enjoy doing
that on Friday night.
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Oh, how very sweet
and unselfish of you.
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But Charlie's gonna be
with us Friday night.
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It's your school's
open house.
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Right.
Forgot about that.
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Well, we haven't.
Dad and I can't wait
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To meet this miracle worker...
Mrs. Mellish.
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She's the first teacher who hasn't
called to complain about you.
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Are you sure he's actually
going to school?
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Mom, you've been
to so many open houses.
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And you'd love
laser tag.
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It's like a workout
but you get to shoot stuff.
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Oh, come on, we can play
laser tag anytime.
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Meeting a teacher that has
no problems with you...
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That may never
happen again.
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- This is bad.
- What's bad?
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The only reason I haven't
been getting in trouble
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Is that I told my teacher mom
and dad have been fighting a lot.
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That actually works?
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You also have to give
the teacher one of these.
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Wow, that's good.
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I almost hugged you.
And I never want to hug you.
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Works even better
on Mrs. Mellish.
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Any time I do
something wrong...
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Mommy and daddy
were fighting again.
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Well, I guess your evil plan is
gonna be over on Friday night,
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'cause mom and dad
won't be fighting.
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Or will they?
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So who are you asking
to the dance?
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Okay, here's a hint.
He's really cute and...
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You ladies talking
about me again?
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You know I'm not
talking about you,
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Since I dumped your sorry
butt a long time ago.
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That's now how me and
my sorry butt remember it.
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Remind me again why
you ever went out with him.
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Only one way
to explain it...
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Brain fart.
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Brain fart.
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So who's this cutie
you're gonna ask?
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Spencer.
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Oh, right,
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Mr. Almost first kiss.
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You'd better get moving on
that. Your window is closing.
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- What window?
- The window of opportunity.
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Oh, thanks.
That really clears things up.
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T, you almost kissed
this guy,
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But nothing happened
since then.
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If you don't act soon, you're
doomed to be just friends.
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I like Spencer,
he likes me,
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And I'll ask him
when the time is right.
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That better be
right now, chica,
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Because Lauren sandoval
is gonna ask him.
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Lauren would never do that to
me. She's too good a friend.
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- There's your good friend right now.
- Where?
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- Walking up to Spencer.
- What? That little witch!
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Yeah!
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Oh, Lauren,
you poor thing.
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What a horrible, ugly
tomatoey mess you are.
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Come on, pizza face,
let's get you cleaned up.
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Come on.
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Oh, Spencer, hey.
Didn't see you there.
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Hi, Teddy.
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Boy, that pizza really
came out of nowhere, huh?
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Yeah.
Nice shot.
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It's all in the wrist.
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Now tell me again
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And don't leave out
a single detail...
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What exactly did Spencer say
when you asked him?
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He said,
and I quote,
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"okay."
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Oh, wouldn't it
be so romantic
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If I got my first kiss
during a slow dance?
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That could happen
if you don't wear
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That red polkadot thing that
makes you look like a clown.
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No no, you're right.
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I should dress more subtle
and understated
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Like you.
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That's all I'm saying.
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Now I just have to
figure out
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How Spencer and I are
gonna get to the dance.
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How are you
getting there?
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I haven't asked
anyone yet.
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I'm still trying to decide
between five guys.
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Well, do any of them
drive?
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Let's see...
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Sophomore, freshman,
sophomore,
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Eighth-grader I don't
really want to talk about,
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And sophomore.
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So no, no drivers
on the list.
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That's too bad, because if you
could find somebody who drives
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Then Spencer and I
could double with you.
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Yeah, consider it done.
I'll just expand my list
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And lower my standards
a little bit.
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Lower than
the eighth grade?
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You want a ride
or not?
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Okay, they say it's gonna
be chilly tonight.
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I want to make sure
you're nice and toasty.
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Did I remember
to change your diaper?
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I'm gonna go
with yes.
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- Are you ready to go?
- Yeah.
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It is gonna be so nice
to go to an open house
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And not to have to
hear the words
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"Oh, you're
Gabe's parents."
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Mom, are you
wearing perfume?
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I am.
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What?
You don't like it?
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Oh, I like it, but...
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But what? Does
someone else not like it?
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I don't want to get
dad in trouble.
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Wait, dad says he doesn't
like my perfume?
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He doesn't just say it.
He makes a face too.
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And sometimes
there's gagging.
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Well, that's interesting.
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Has your father shared
anything else with you
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About how I
disgust him?
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I've said too
much already.
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Oh, okay.
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Okay.
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Nice jacket, dad.
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Isn't it? Got my company
logo right there...
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Free advertising and
a great conversation starter.
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Does mom know
you're wearing it?
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Oh, I've been dressing
myself for some time now.
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So no, I didn't
run it by her.
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Oh, I guess she'll just
have to live with it.
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Why?
Is there a problem?
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I don't want
to get mom in trouble,
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But just between us,
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00:10:07,143 --> 00:10:09,511
She thinks you talk
too much about your job.
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I talk too much
about my job...
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The same job that puts a
roof over your mother's head?
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Hey, I'm on your side.
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So what else does she say
about me behind my back?
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I've said too much
already.
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Come on, guys. Gotta go.
Gonna be late.
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Well, we're taking
the bug truck,
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If that's okay
with you.
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As long as
the windows work.
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I don't want to trigger
anyone's gag reflex.
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Women.
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Hey, good luck at your
open house tonight.
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Good luck at whatever
you're dressed so weird for.
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Look at you.
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00:11:00,829 --> 00:11:02,730
Oh, no, look at you.
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00:11:02,731 --> 00:11:04,565
Well, I wish I was
someone else
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00:11:04,566 --> 00:11:07,068
So I could look
at both of us.
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00:11:08,671 --> 00:11:10,372
So where's your date?
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Parking the car.
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00:11:12,408 --> 00:11:14,576
Oh, I like it.
Who is he?
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00:11:14,577 --> 00:11:17,445
Okay, about that... there's
something you should know...
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'sup?
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00:11:29,099 --> 00:11:31,701
Emmett, would you excuse
us for a minute real quick?
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Okay, just...
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00:11:35,439 --> 00:11:37,441
Emmett?
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We needed
transportation.
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00:11:39,144 --> 00:11:42,312
It was either Emmett
or an eighth-grader
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With a skateboard.
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Let's just go have
a good time, okay?
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Shall we?
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Teddy bear.
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Grizzly bear.
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You look really nice.
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You are really nice.
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Thanks.
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Whose car is this?
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My grandpa's. He thinks I'm
at the store getting bread.
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But instead
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You'll be at the dance
getting nothing.
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Wow, looks like
my seat belt's broken.
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Maybe I should sit
in the middle.
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Is that okay?
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Yeah.
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'cause I'm
all about safety.
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Teddy, you're
blocking my view.
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You mind moving away
from Spencer?
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Big guy,
lean the other way.
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More.
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00:13:00,024 --> 00:13:01,625
More.
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Emmett, if he leans any more,
he'll fall out of the car.
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More.
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Well, this is
my classroom.
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00:13:17,742 --> 00:13:21,144
Mrs. Mellish looks busy. Maybe
we should come back next year.
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00:13:21,145 --> 00:13:24,448
Whoa, p-u alert.
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I get it, okay?
236
00:13:27,651 --> 00:13:30,820
I'm talking about Charlie's
diaper. What's her problem?
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Heck if I know.
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00:13:32,656 --> 00:13:34,457
And for your
information,
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Some people find that scent
very pleasant.
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A full diaper?
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I'm gonna be back
in a minute.
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- I'm gonna go change Charlie, okay?
- Okay.
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- Hi, Gabe.
- Hi, Mrs. Mellish.
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How is my brave
little soldier?
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Not good. Mom and dad
are fighting again.
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Oh, you poor thing.
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00:13:56,578 --> 00:13:58,579
They've been fighting
all week.
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00:13:58,580 --> 00:14:03,385
I don't think I can get that
book report into you by Tuesday.
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00:14:03,386 --> 00:14:05,887
That's okay, dear.
250
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:08,055
You take all the
time you need.
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00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,091
I don't need time.
252
00:14:10,092 --> 00:14:12,459
I need happiness.
253
00:14:34,382 --> 00:14:36,984
All right. That song
was brought to you
254
00:14:36,985 --> 00:14:38,853
By Freddy's
stereo hut.
255
00:14:38,854 --> 00:14:41,856
When you're ready to rock
steady, go see Freddy.
256
00:14:41,857 --> 00:14:44,825
P.J., what's with
all the commercials?
257
00:14:44,826 --> 00:14:46,494
That's how I'm paying
for all the equipment.
258
00:14:46,495 --> 00:14:47,995
I got some sponsors
to buy advertising.
259
00:14:47,996 --> 00:14:49,997
Who would buy
advertising from you?
260
00:14:49,998 --> 00:14:51,933
You'd be surprised.
261
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:54,569
This next one is
brought to you by mom
262
00:14:54,570 --> 00:14:56,504
Who gave me
20 bucks.
263
00:14:56,505 --> 00:14:58,540
Mom... when you
absolutely, positively
264
00:14:58,541 --> 00:15:00,975
Can't get any more money
out of dad.
265
00:15:06,282 --> 00:15:08,684
Bob, come here,
honey, look.
266
00:15:10,554 --> 00:15:12,288
Look at this picture
Gabe drew.
267
00:15:12,289 --> 00:15:15,191
Isn't that sweet?
268
00:15:15,192 --> 00:15:17,393
Yeah, it sure is.
You know what, honey?
269
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:19,362
I guess we're doing
something right.
270
00:15:19,363 --> 00:15:21,464
Would you look at that?
271
00:15:21,465 --> 00:15:24,166
Gabe, it seems like your
parents are getting along.
272
00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:25,969
I'm gonna go
introduce myself.
273
00:15:25,970 --> 00:15:28,772
Gotta think.
Gotta think.
274
00:15:34,912 --> 00:15:37,113
It's go time, Ricky.
275
00:15:38,749 --> 00:15:41,751
Excuse me, lady. You've
got a rat on your shoulder.
276
00:15:43,087 --> 00:15:44,921
Rat on the loose!
277
00:15:44,922 --> 00:15:47,424
Remain calm.
Remain calm.
278
00:15:47,425 --> 00:15:49,793
Remain calm.
Remain calm.
279
00:15:52,530 --> 00:15:55,432
Spencer, could you get
me some punch, please?
280
00:15:55,433 --> 00:15:58,168
Sure.
I'll be right back.
281
00:15:58,169 --> 00:16:00,938
Emmett, why don't you
go get me some punch too?
282
00:16:00,939 --> 00:16:03,040
What, your feet
don't work?
283
00:16:03,942 --> 00:16:07,411
- Ice or no ice?
- Surprise me.
284
00:16:07,412 --> 00:16:09,480
I think it's time
for me to make my move.
285
00:16:09,481 --> 00:16:11,181
Go get that kiss,
girl.
286
00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:14,785
Hey, P.J., put on
a slow song, okay?
287
00:16:14,786 --> 00:16:16,253
You got it, sis.
288
00:16:16,254 --> 00:16:19,889
Okay, we're gonna
bring it down now,
289
00:16:19,890 --> 00:16:23,926
Just like you should bring
yourselves down to wally's waffles.
290
00:16:23,927 --> 00:16:27,763
Tell them P.J. sent you. You
can get a free pat of butter.
291
00:16:30,533 --> 00:16:33,736
- Here you go.
- Oh, thanks.
292
00:16:33,737 --> 00:16:35,504
Let's dance.
293
00:16:45,215 --> 00:16:47,317
Yo, quick, throw on
some hip-hop.
294
00:16:47,318 --> 00:16:51,321
- But I just started this song.
- Now.
295
00:16:51,322 --> 00:16:54,725
Okay, this next one is
brought to you by Emmett.
296
00:16:54,726 --> 00:16:56,694
Emmett... he's...
297
00:16:56,695 --> 00:16:59,664
Standing right there.
298
00:18:41,405 --> 00:18:43,807
What just happened?
299
00:18:43,808 --> 00:18:46,509
Emmett
stole my date.
300
00:18:48,212 --> 00:18:51,013
Back we go,
little guy,
301
00:18:51,014 --> 00:18:54,016
Safe and sound.
302
00:18:54,017 --> 00:18:57,085
Boy, really tired.
We should go.
303
00:18:57,086 --> 00:19:00,856
Thank you, Mr. Duncan.
That was very impressive.
304
00:19:00,857 --> 00:19:03,158
Well, when you've been
in the pest control biz
305
00:19:03,159 --> 00:19:05,060
As long
as I have, you...
306
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:09,063
You know, I really
shouldn't talk about my work.
307
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:11,032
It bugs my wife.
308
00:19:11,033 --> 00:19:13,501
No, it doesn't.
Why would you think that?
309
00:19:13,502 --> 00:19:15,035
Because Gabe told me
it did.
310
00:19:15,036 --> 00:19:19,139
Charlie looks more
tired than me, so...
311
00:19:19,140 --> 00:19:21,007
Gabe told me you
hated my perfume.
312
00:19:21,008 --> 00:19:22,809
I never said that.
What are you talking about?
313
00:19:22,810 --> 00:19:24,644
Oh, please don't
do this here.
314
00:19:24,645 --> 00:19:26,879
Isn't it bad enough
that poor Gabe has to listen
315
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,215
To you two constantly
fighting at home?
316
00:19:29,216 --> 00:19:32,585
We don't fight at home.
We're very happy.
317
00:19:32,586 --> 00:19:34,688
Look at this picture
Gabe drew of our family.
318
00:19:34,689 --> 00:19:36,523
That's not his.
319
00:19:36,524 --> 00:19:38,092
That's Gabe M's.
320
00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:40,695
This is Gabe D's.
321
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:46,134
That's disturbing.
322
00:19:46,135 --> 00:19:50,439
Mrs. Mellish, I assure you
we're a very loving family.
323
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,641
Gabe, get your butt
over here.
324
00:19:54,377 --> 00:19:57,279
Now why would you tell your
teacher that we're fighting at home?
325
00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:01,316
So I could get out
of doing my work.
326
00:20:01,317 --> 00:20:03,018
I'm in big trouble,
right?
327
00:20:03,019 --> 00:20:04,819
Oh, yeah!
328
00:20:04,820 --> 00:20:09,056
Have all your overdue assignments
on my desk Monday morning.
329
00:20:09,057 --> 00:20:11,391
But that'll take me
the whole weekend.
330
00:20:11,392 --> 00:20:14,796
You poor thing.
331
00:20:15,898 --> 00:20:19,501
Get your coat.
We're leaving.
332
00:20:19,502 --> 00:20:21,837
I can't believe we let him
play us like that.
333
00:20:21,838 --> 00:20:24,774
I know. How could I ever think
you didn't like my perfume?
334
00:20:24,775 --> 00:20:27,344
Well, it's not
my favorite.
335
00:20:27,345 --> 00:20:32,316
Said the guy with the cartoon
cockroach on his blazer.
336
00:20:35,554 --> 00:20:37,855
It's an ant.
337
00:20:37,856 --> 00:20:40,492
Man, your jerking
is dope.
338
00:20:40,493 --> 00:20:42,860
Man, your popping...
sick.
339
00:20:42,861 --> 00:20:47,064
I'd like to pop
both of these jerks.
340
00:20:47,065 --> 00:20:49,133
Sorry you didn't
get that kiss.
341
00:20:49,134 --> 00:20:52,002
Yeah, well, the night's
not over yet.
342
00:20:52,003 --> 00:20:53,971
Follow my lead.
343
00:20:53,972 --> 00:20:56,641
Hey, what's that noise?
344
00:20:56,642 --> 00:20:57,909
What noise?
345
00:20:57,910 --> 00:21:00,478
The noise Teddy
is talking about.
346
00:21:00,479 --> 00:21:02,813
Sounds like it's coming
from the back of the car.
347
00:21:02,814 --> 00:21:05,850
Yeah, I hear it too.
It sounds bad.
348
00:21:05,851 --> 00:21:08,620
You should probably
pull over and check it out.
349
00:21:08,621 --> 00:21:10,655
- I'm telling you...
- Stop the car!
350
00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:16,094
Just come on, I'll show you
where the noise is coming from.
351
00:21:16,095 --> 00:21:18,530
I know where the noise
is coming from.
352
00:21:18,531 --> 00:21:20,465
You want to keep
that head?
353
00:21:20,466 --> 00:21:23,334
I suggest
you not do that again.
354
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,514
Oh, sorry, sorry.
355
00:21:38,583 --> 00:21:42,487
In my head that went
a lot smoother.
356
00:21:44,690 --> 00:21:46,558
Hello there.
357
00:21:46,559 --> 00:21:48,226
Hi.
358
00:21:48,227 --> 00:21:50,628
Look, I'm sorry
I got so caught up
359
00:21:50,629 --> 00:21:52,464
With Emmett
and the dancing.
360
00:21:52,465 --> 00:21:54,933
I kind of like the way
things were going before then.
361
00:21:54,934 --> 00:21:56,767
Yeah, me too.
362
00:21:56,768 --> 00:21:58,736
I'm glad we got to go
to the dance together.
363
00:21:58,737 --> 00:22:01,805
I was a little nervous because
Ivy said my window was closing.
364
00:22:01,806 --> 00:22:04,274
And then Lauren sandoval almost
asked you. And then Ivy and Emmett
365
00:22:04,275 --> 00:22:06,675
Showed up at my house and I was like,
"oh, no. How is this gonna work?"
366
00:22:06,676 --> 00:22:08,444
And I just...
367
00:22:12,282 --> 00:22:16,218
That was a really nice way
of telling me to shut up.
368
00:22:24,294 --> 00:22:27,497
Well, Charlie, I finally
got my first kiss tonight
369
00:22:27,498 --> 00:22:29,432
And now I can't
stop smiling.
370
00:22:29,433 --> 00:22:31,367
Who knew that
Emmett's grandpa's car
371
00:22:31,368 --> 00:22:35,572
Would turn out to be the most
romantic place in the world?
372
00:22:35,573 --> 00:22:38,475
Okay, I'm gonna try
and stop smiling.
373
00:22:43,615 --> 00:22:47,118
No, I can't do it.
374
00:23:26,867 --> 00:23:31,867
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