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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,873 --> 00:00:18,008 Previously on "Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce"... 2 00:00:18,033 --> 00:00:21,182 - You smell like sex. - Screw you. 3 00:00:21,207 --> 00:00:24,037 We are getting a divorce. Case closed. 4 00:00:24,039 --> 00:00:26,239 Love is a fraud. 5 00:00:26,241 --> 00:00:27,607 Oomph! 6 00:00:27,609 --> 00:00:29,409 You're a miserable lush. 7 00:00:29,411 --> 00:00:31,078 [moans] 8 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:32,713 I love you, but if you can't handle it... 9 00:00:32,715 --> 00:00:34,715 I can't handle it. 10 00:00:34,717 --> 00:00:37,203 I want to put our family back together again. I miss us. 11 00:00:37,228 --> 00:00:38,961 You say the kiss with Frumpkis was a mistake, 12 00:00:38,963 --> 00:00:41,063 I believe you. I'm not sure it was a mistake. 13 00:00:41,065 --> 00:00:44,271 It's been so long since I've had any fun. 14 00:00:44,296 --> 00:00:46,329 You want to go out? Grab a drink? 15 00:00:49,373 --> 00:00:51,106 You have a brother? 16 00:00:51,108 --> 00:00:55,571 Tony. It's simpler not having him in my life. 17 00:00:55,596 --> 00:00:58,949 This was good. Like, knees buckle good. 18 00:00:58,974 --> 00:01:00,142 If I want to have a baby 19 00:01:00,167 --> 00:01:02,843 and carry it myself, my best option is IVF. 20 00:01:02,845 --> 00:01:05,813 Dr. Tyson, hi. None of them were viable? 21 00:01:05,815 --> 00:01:07,448 Hey, Phoebe says you have something to tell me. 22 00:01:07,450 --> 00:01:08,631 I'm pregnant. 23 00:01:08,656 --> 00:01:10,984 You got knocked up by my brother, Delia. 24 00:01:10,986 --> 00:01:12,114 This is between me and him. 25 00:01:12,139 --> 00:01:14,688 No, it's not. He is my family. 26 00:01:14,690 --> 00:01:17,324 Bomb drop. You're meeting the girlfriend? 27 00:01:17,326 --> 00:01:19,493 - Abby. - Natalie. 28 00:01:19,495 --> 00:01:23,063 I'm gonna ask her. I'm gonna ask Natalie to marry me. 29 00:01:23,065 --> 00:01:25,032 Well, I think you're making a huge mistake, so... 30 00:01:25,034 --> 00:01:27,634 Yeah, well, don't break down any moving boxes because 31 00:01:27,636 --> 00:01:29,603 this blended family bullshit isn't gonna work. 32 00:01:29,605 --> 00:01:32,506 I just got off the wait list at Emerson. 33 00:01:32,508 --> 00:01:33,846 Emerson? 34 00:01:33,871 --> 00:01:37,344 I have four kids at home, and one of them is leaving soon, 35 00:01:37,346 --> 00:01:38,812 and I'm missing that. 36 00:01:38,814 --> 00:01:40,380 I hate myself. 37 00:01:40,382 --> 00:01:42,683 No. No, no, no. Simone? 38 00:01:42,685 --> 00:01:46,653 I have a family, Mike, and your kids, Simone especially, 39 00:01:46,655 --> 00:01:49,383 she takes up, like, 80% of my energy. 40 00:01:49,408 --> 00:01:51,575 We made a mistake moving in. 41 00:01:55,979 --> 00:02:00,067 So I need you to think real hard about this, 42 00:02:00,516 --> 00:02:02,503 because once you make this decision, 43 00:02:02,925 --> 00:02:05,091 there is no going back. 44 00:02:08,601 --> 00:02:12,503 Um, I don't know, the twinkle lights? 45 00:02:14,016 --> 00:02:15,983 Well, okay. Well, I would've gone with 46 00:02:15,985 --> 00:02:17,875 the long-stemmed candles, but you're the graduate. 47 00:02:17,900 --> 00:02:19,073 Okay. 48 00:02:19,098 --> 00:02:22,568 The graduate. My college-bound high school graduate. 49 00:02:22,593 --> 00:02:24,024 - Okay. Okay, Mom. - So cute. 50 00:02:24,026 --> 00:02:25,926 All right. Okay, wait, wait. 51 00:02:25,928 --> 00:02:29,129 I have one more... just one more thing to go over with you. 52 00:02:30,232 --> 00:02:31,732 Emerson or Pepperdine? 53 00:02:31,734 --> 00:02:33,267 You know that's not a priority question. 54 00:02:33,269 --> 00:02:34,868 I know, but the deadline's coming up, 55 00:02:34,870 --> 00:02:36,046 and Emerson is not gonna wait forever, 56 00:02:36,071 --> 00:02:37,963 and we've already lost our deposit on Pepperdine. 57 00:02:37,988 --> 00:02:40,007 So, you know, not trying to say you have to 58 00:02:40,009 --> 00:02:41,555 go there, not influencing, but... 59 00:02:41,580 --> 00:02:43,443 Lil, you're making your SOS face. 60 00:02:43,445 --> 00:02:46,013 Yes, could you please handle her? 61 00:02:46,015 --> 00:02:49,816 Mike is here. Hi, Mike. 62 00:02:49,818 --> 00:02:54,254 Um, oh, you are on the grill, yes? 63 00:02:54,256 --> 00:02:55,789 - Yeah. - Got Mike on grill... 64 00:02:55,791 --> 00:02:57,858 So I saw two more apartments today. 65 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:01,395 Great. 66 00:03:01,397 --> 00:03:03,397 Well, I mean, there's not a rush. 67 00:03:03,399 --> 00:03:05,165 There kind of is if the kids 68 00:03:05,167 --> 00:03:06,522 are gonna be settled before the next school year. 69 00:03:08,404 --> 00:03:11,405 [Golden Suits' "Another One"] 70 00:03:12,519 --> 00:03:14,939 ? ? 71 00:03:14,963 --> 00:03:19,557 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 72 00:03:19,582 --> 00:03:23,380 I think it was a link to three appetizer catering menus. 73 00:03:23,405 --> 00:03:25,919 Or how about the five-page party checklist she sent us? 74 00:03:25,921 --> 00:03:27,387 That took the cake. Terrifying. 75 00:03:27,389 --> 00:03:28,956 It feels really huge, you know? 76 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:30,305 My daughter's graduating high school. 77 00:03:30,330 --> 00:03:32,159 Graduation's a huge deal, but not the party. 78 00:03:32,161 --> 00:03:33,760 - Absolutely not. - Yeah, I know. 79 00:03:33,762 --> 00:03:35,162 It's just a gathering for your kid. 80 00:03:35,164 --> 00:03:36,391 I know. I'll calm down. 81 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:39,199 And plus, work has been all over me and just crazy, and... 82 00:03:39,201 --> 00:03:41,101 But the graduation is tomorrow, 83 00:03:41,103 --> 00:03:42,936 and then things will start to normalize. 84 00:03:42,938 --> 00:03:44,137 Yeah, after Mike moves out. 85 00:03:47,649 --> 00:03:50,811 - Shouldn't have said that, sorry. - No, no, no. It's true. 86 00:03:50,813 --> 00:03:52,446 It's the emotional hell of my own making, so... 87 00:03:52,448 --> 00:03:53,547 - Oh, don't beat yourself up. - No. 88 00:03:53,549 --> 00:03:54,838 It is. Yes, it is. 89 00:03:54,863 --> 00:03:57,751 That is a fact, and I blew up our domestic life, 90 00:03:57,753 --> 00:04:00,020 and I still haven't told the kids, but, um, 91 00:04:00,203 --> 00:04:04,224 if I have to endure a few weeks of, you know, a horrible, 92 00:04:04,226 --> 00:04:06,693 zombie-like relationship, then that is what I am gonna do. 93 00:04:06,695 --> 00:04:08,232 Yeah, but you made the right 94 00:04:08,257 --> 00:04:10,130 choice for you, and that is so brave. 95 00:04:10,132 --> 00:04:11,798 Very brave. 96 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:12,833 Damn proud of you, sweetie. Damn proud. 97 00:04:12,835 --> 00:04:14,348 Thank you. 98 00:04:15,162 --> 00:04:16,636 I love him. 99 00:04:17,873 --> 00:04:19,873 I just couldn't live with him, 100 00:04:20,401 --> 00:04:23,810 and now he won't even look me in the eye, and it's just... 101 00:04:23,812 --> 00:04:26,046 Maybe you should pump the brakes on the day drinking. 102 00:04:26,048 --> 00:04:27,660 - Yeah. - No, I'm fine. 103 00:04:28,150 --> 00:04:29,883 I'm fine. Hi. 104 00:04:29,885 --> 00:04:32,119 Um, no, it's gonna be fine. 105 00:04:32,121 --> 00:04:34,021 I'm just glad we're doing all this when we really loved 106 00:04:34,023 --> 00:04:36,356 each other because I feel like once the dust settles that 107 00:04:36,358 --> 00:04:38,592 Mike and I can, you know, figure out a way to actually... 108 00:04:38,594 --> 00:04:39,891 - Really? - Yeah. 109 00:04:39,916 --> 00:04:42,829 - No, that's impossible. - And with a guy like Mike? 110 00:04:42,831 --> 00:04:44,898 That baseball orderly mind, you're either in or you're out. 111 00:04:45,130 --> 00:04:47,113 - Yeah. - Yeah. 112 00:04:47,536 --> 00:04:50,203 Well, it could happen anyway, so you know what? 113 00:04:50,205 --> 00:04:52,783 I don't want to talk about my shit anymore. 114 00:04:53,175 --> 00:04:55,542 Delia, how are you feeling? 115 00:04:55,764 --> 00:04:58,478 Oh, I'm good. I'm so good. 116 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:00,881 I am going to my first ultrasound tomorrow. 117 00:05:00,883 --> 00:05:03,183 I'm gonna finally see what's growing inside of me. 118 00:05:03,185 --> 00:05:05,252 It's so magical when you see that little bean. 119 00:05:05,254 --> 00:05:07,154 - You're gonna be so overwhelmed. - Yeah. 120 00:05:07,156 --> 00:05:09,089 Still can't believe you got knocked up by her brother. 121 00:05:09,091 --> 00:05:10,914 Okay, can you not talk about it, Jo? 122 00:05:10,939 --> 00:05:12,259 - Sorry. - You know what? 123 00:05:12,261 --> 00:05:15,062 Can we just say one more thing about it? 124 00:05:15,064 --> 00:05:17,531 I just think you guys are handling this really well, so... 125 00:05:17,533 --> 00:05:20,934 Well, Tess is really rubbing off on me. 126 00:05:20,936 --> 00:05:22,536 She's rubbing something on you. 127 00:05:22,538 --> 00:05:25,605 - Um, yeah. - Have you scissored yet? 128 00:05:25,607 --> 00:05:27,974 - Oh, my God, can we just... - That is private... 129 00:05:27,976 --> 00:05:29,076 - That's a yes. - And yes. 130 00:05:29,078 --> 00:05:30,377 Tess. Tess. Tess... 131 00:05:30,379 --> 00:05:31,611 Anyway, she's leaving tomorrow 132 00:05:31,613 --> 00:05:33,246 for altitude training in Peru. 133 00:05:33,248 --> 00:05:34,781 I don't know if I'm gonna see her again, 134 00:05:34,783 --> 00:05:36,650 but you know, I... I should be spinning. 135 00:05:36,652 --> 00:05:38,251 Normally I would be spinning, but I'm not with her. 136 00:05:38,253 --> 00:05:39,986 I... - Nice. 137 00:05:39,988 --> 00:05:41,755 Hmm. How evolved. 138 00:05:41,757 --> 00:05:43,073 Thank you. 139 00:05:43,098 --> 00:05:45,726 - Oh, my God. Jo. - Stop texting. 140 00:05:45,728 --> 00:05:47,394 - Sorry, sorry. - Can you please stop texting? 141 00:05:47,396 --> 00:05:49,429 - It's Albert. - Oh, it's a love triangle. 142 00:05:49,431 --> 00:05:51,298 Thank you so much for being more confused than I am. 143 00:05:51,300 --> 00:05:53,400 - Yeah. - Go for that, lady. 144 00:05:53,402 --> 00:05:55,302 Albert, Frumpkis, Frumpkis, Albert, tick-tock, tick-tock... 145 00:05:55,304 --> 00:05:56,536 We're just being very mature 146 00:05:56,538 --> 00:05:58,282 and evolved like you girls, 147 00:05:58,589 --> 00:05:59,906 a bunch of mature bitches. 148 00:05:59,908 --> 00:06:01,808 Have you even seen Albert? 149 00:06:01,810 --> 00:06:04,211 - You know, we phone, we text. - And Frumpkis? 150 00:06:04,213 --> 00:06:06,213 Making pasta primavera tonight 151 00:06:06,215 --> 00:06:09,349 with our kid, so not making any big decisions yet. 152 00:06:09,351 --> 00:06:12,619 - I'll know when I know. - Yes, you will. It's a big decision. 153 00:06:12,621 --> 00:06:15,021 - It's a point of no return, so... - That's not nice. 154 00:06:15,023 --> 00:06:16,590 Well, we're gonna take this little glass from you. 155 00:06:16,592 --> 00:06:17,657 Food. How about we get some food? 156 00:06:17,659 --> 00:06:19,159 - Yay. - Bread. 157 00:06:19,161 --> 00:06:20,494 - Bread? - I think bread would be good. 158 00:06:20,496 --> 00:06:21,751 Can we get some bread? 159 00:06:22,698 --> 00:06:26,133 ? You got to learn to let it go ? 160 00:06:26,135 --> 00:06:27,701 Look, I'm sorry, but you cannot make 161 00:06:27,703 --> 00:06:29,836 pasta primavera without zucchini. 162 00:06:29,838 --> 00:06:31,471 He's right. Zucchini is key. 163 00:06:31,473 --> 00:06:32,873 Oh, is that a rule? Really? 164 00:06:37,328 --> 00:06:38,794 _ 165 00:06:38,828 --> 00:06:41,495 Uh... everything okay? 166 00:06:42,829 --> 00:06:44,829 Yeah, yeah. Everything's great. 167 00:06:45,053 --> 00:06:46,686 Great. 168 00:06:46,688 --> 00:06:48,588 Well, grab my latte. I'm gonna run across 169 00:06:48,590 --> 00:06:50,323 the street to the cheese store, grab some appetizers. 170 00:06:50,325 --> 00:06:52,259 Oh, something soft. Definitely goat cheese. 171 00:06:52,261 --> 00:06:54,341 - No bleu cheese, please. Mold. - Hard, moldy. Right. 172 00:06:56,197 --> 00:06:57,497 This is gonna be good. 173 00:06:57,499 --> 00:06:59,166 We haven't had pasta primavera in forever. 174 00:06:59,168 --> 00:07:00,834 Yeah, I guess not. I know we used to make it 175 00:07:00,836 --> 00:07:02,316 all the time when you were a little kid. 176 00:07:02,341 --> 00:07:04,387 I remember. I loved it. 177 00:07:08,872 --> 00:07:10,744 What? What is it? 178 00:07:10,746 --> 00:07:13,046 Look who it is. Hi. 179 00:07:15,083 --> 00:07:18,084 [laid-back music] 180 00:07:18,086 --> 00:07:22,689 ? ? 181 00:07:22,691 --> 00:07:24,191 Natalie, you're insane. 182 00:07:24,193 --> 00:07:25,492 Weren't you worried about hypothermia 183 00:07:25,494 --> 00:07:27,194 or just people seeing you? 184 00:07:27,196 --> 00:07:28,829 She was... you guys, she was a little bit wild 185 00:07:28,831 --> 00:07:30,564 - at first, and then... - Okay, that is Emerson. 186 00:07:30,566 --> 00:07:33,500 Streaking is the thing. Cut-loose environment. 187 00:07:33,502 --> 00:07:35,302 But it's a really studious environment too. 188 00:07:35,304 --> 00:07:37,003 - Oh, yeah. Of course. - It's a very good school. 189 00:07:37,005 --> 00:07:38,839 - Let's go streaking! - No, no, no, Charlie. 190 00:07:38,841 --> 00:07:40,674 - That's a college thing, really. - Yeah, streaking! 191 00:07:40,676 --> 00:07:43,210 - Streaking! Yeah, streaking! - Oh, top-only streaking. 192 00:07:43,212 --> 00:07:45,879 Wow. All right. 193 00:07:45,881 --> 00:07:47,914 Did you hear that? Streaking. 194 00:07:47,916 --> 00:07:51,384 Yeah, it's making me want to go to Emerson. Sounds fun. 195 00:07:52,992 --> 00:07:54,875 Um, we were gonna take the kids for ice cream. 196 00:07:54,900 --> 00:07:56,022 Is that cool with you guys? 197 00:07:56,024 --> 00:07:57,264 No, I can't. I've got drinks with Barbara. 198 00:07:57,289 --> 00:08:00,060 - Okay. We can, though, if that's... - So streaking? 199 00:08:00,062 --> 00:08:01,928 Yeah, sorry about that. 200 00:08:01,930 --> 00:08:03,930 Yeah, and she also came up with all the best ideas 201 00:08:03,932 --> 00:08:05,424 for the graduation party tomorrow, 202 00:08:05,449 --> 00:08:07,367 which I think she got from a YouTuber. 203 00:08:07,369 --> 00:08:08,957 Okay. Any other complaints? 204 00:08:08,982 --> 00:08:10,878 I'm open for business. I'm not a prude. 205 00:08:12,348 --> 00:08:14,381 [laughter] 206 00:08:14,776 --> 00:08:16,877 Uh-oh, I think we hurt her feelings. 207 00:08:16,879 --> 00:08:19,145 - Shit. - [laughs] 208 00:08:19,147 --> 00:08:21,548 - I didn't mean to. - You okay? 209 00:08:21,550 --> 00:08:23,149 I mean, you guys okay? 210 00:08:23,151 --> 00:08:24,417 I'm sensing some edge since I got here. 211 00:08:24,419 --> 00:08:25,819 - No, we're good. - Okay. 212 00:08:25,821 --> 00:08:27,220 Yeah, we're great. Just, you know, 213 00:08:27,222 --> 00:08:28,788 - graduation mania. - Yes. 214 00:08:28,790 --> 00:08:30,457 - It's overwhelming. It's a lot. - Okay. 215 00:08:30,459 --> 00:08:32,359 Um, hey, 216 00:08:32,361 --> 00:08:34,461 have you thought about what you're gonna get for Lilly? 217 00:08:34,463 --> 00:08:37,097 Because I think, like, it's a moment for a special gift. 218 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:40,000 I agree. I think we should get her four years of college. 219 00:08:40,002 --> 00:08:42,068 Ha, ha, ha. Okay. Big idea. 220 00:08:42,070 --> 00:08:43,470 - Whoo, whoo. - Oh, boy. 221 00:08:43,472 --> 00:08:45,238 Listen to me. Listen to me. 222 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:46,439 I think we should go in on something together. 223 00:08:46,441 --> 00:08:48,742 - Okay. - A new car. 224 00:08:48,744 --> 00:08:50,777 - No way. - I mean, a used one obviously. 225 00:08:50,779 --> 00:08:52,746 - Come on, she's gonna need it. - Not if she chooses Emerson. 226 00:08:52,748 --> 00:08:54,614 That's a city school. She doesn't need a car. 227 00:08:54,616 --> 00:08:56,716 Yeah, but if that happens, we'll just ship it. The car. 228 00:08:56,718 --> 00:08:58,718 Or one of us can road trip with her. 229 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:00,420 One of us? You mean me. 230 00:09:00,422 --> 00:09:02,289 Listen to me. There is a used car dealership 231 00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:04,224 off a freeway I've never heard of 232 00:09:04,226 --> 00:09:05,959 past Lancaster, and they have a very good price 233 00:09:05,961 --> 00:09:07,961 on a very safe, very practical sedan. 234 00:09:07,963 --> 00:09:10,363 You want to go deep into the valley to buy a used sedan? No. 235 00:09:10,365 --> 00:09:11,998 I'm checking it out in the morning. 236 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,300 I want to surprise her with it tomorrow... 237 00:09:13,302 --> 00:09:14,543 Can I go with you? Because... 238 00:09:14,568 --> 00:09:16,836 Not to be gender-normative... You will get ripped off. 239 00:09:16,838 --> 00:09:18,738 Oh, sounds like we're doing ice cream. Is that cool? 240 00:09:18,740 --> 00:09:20,240 No, no. I can't. 241 00:09:20,242 --> 00:09:22,452 I've got the... The drinks with Barbara, 242 00:09:22,944 --> 00:09:25,812 which I actually have to get ready for, so I better. 243 00:09:25,814 --> 00:09:28,348 Well, go. I'll finish the dishes. 244 00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:30,230 Are you sure? 'Cause I can... 245 00:09:30,255 --> 00:09:31,555 I got it. Go. 246 00:09:35,624 --> 00:09:38,291 - Naked! Naked! - Oh, boys! 247 00:09:38,293 --> 00:09:40,694 I got it. 248 00:09:40,696 --> 00:09:42,963 - Thank you, Mike. - Okay. 249 00:09:42,965 --> 00:09:45,183 Come on. Come on. 250 00:09:50,025 --> 00:09:52,526 To your long-awaited return. 251 00:09:52,528 --> 00:09:56,059 Hey, to you for killing that pitch. 252 00:09:56,084 --> 00:09:58,618 - Yeah, to us. - Oh, we got a brand. 253 00:09:58,620 --> 00:10:00,019 - To us. - We got a brand. 254 00:10:00,021 --> 00:10:02,021 It's our birthday. Barbara and Abby. 255 00:10:02,023 --> 00:10:04,090 Barbara and Abby. 256 00:10:04,092 --> 00:10:07,493 Oh, my God. I am so happy you are back. 257 00:10:07,495 --> 00:10:09,042 Here is to that. 258 00:10:09,698 --> 00:10:12,532 Okay, I didn't want to go here tonight, but I think I have to. 259 00:10:12,534 --> 00:10:14,183 Where? Go where? 260 00:10:15,804 --> 00:10:17,437 I got an offer from one 261 00:10:17,439 --> 00:10:20,064 of those local morning shows to co-host. 262 00:10:21,468 --> 00:10:23,201 I've decided to take it. 263 00:10:25,286 --> 00:10:27,747 Co-host? What? 264 00:10:27,749 --> 00:10:30,450 The one with the McCain-meets-Philbin guy. 265 00:10:30,452 --> 00:10:31,925 If you watch in HD, 266 00:10:31,950 --> 00:10:33,820 you can actually see his nose hairs growing live. 267 00:10:33,822 --> 00:10:35,425 - Oh, the nose hair guy. - Yeah, I know that guy. 268 00:10:35,450 --> 00:10:39,158 The producers think he and I balance each other out. 269 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,385 Wow. 270 00:10:40,410 --> 00:10:42,495 I didn't think it was something I wanted to do, 271 00:10:42,497 --> 00:10:44,925 but I do, and I'm good at it. 272 00:10:45,533 --> 00:10:47,636 It does mean that... [sighs] 273 00:10:48,870 --> 00:10:50,703 - New York. - Yeah. 274 00:10:50,705 --> 00:10:53,039 Yes. Well, the Bronx is up and the battery's down, so... 275 00:10:53,041 --> 00:10:55,742 And, Abby, the site, it's incredible. 276 00:10:55,744 --> 00:10:57,001 And I'm not quitting. 277 00:10:57,026 --> 00:11:00,541 It's just that I won't be as involved with the day-to-day. 278 00:11:00,566 --> 00:11:04,105 So we can, you know, bring on another staffer if you want. 279 00:11:04,419 --> 00:11:09,716 Yeah. Well, yay. Here's to, um... to future TV star. 280 00:11:22,771 --> 00:11:24,258 Where'd you go? 281 00:11:24,506 --> 00:11:28,908 I'm here, I'm here. I'm just... 282 00:11:28,910 --> 00:11:33,679 It's just... it's really late and Tony isn't home yet, 283 00:11:33,681 --> 00:11:35,381 and he didn't come home last night. 284 00:11:35,383 --> 00:11:37,105 Well, he's dealing with his shit. 285 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:38,651 I know. 286 00:11:38,653 --> 00:11:40,353 - His shit. - I get it. 287 00:11:40,355 --> 00:11:42,867 It's just, with Tony, I just want to fix it so badly 288 00:11:43,893 --> 00:11:46,360 just so we could feel like a family. 289 00:11:55,575 --> 00:11:57,308 [object shatters] 290 00:12:02,677 --> 00:12:04,059 Jesus, Tony. 291 00:12:04,084 --> 00:12:07,213 Sorry. Shit, was this vase, like, a thing? 292 00:12:07,215 --> 00:12:08,915 No. 293 00:12:10,921 --> 00:12:13,655 I have texted you a few times. 294 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:16,448 - Uh-huh. - What are you doing? 295 00:12:19,094 --> 00:12:21,427 I mean, you've been late to work the last few days. 296 00:12:21,429 --> 00:12:23,162 I hated that job. Whatever. 297 00:12:23,164 --> 00:12:25,873 You hated that job. As in, you got fired again? 298 00:12:25,898 --> 00:12:28,224 Not equipped to talk to customers. 299 00:12:29,339 --> 00:12:30,839 Or be a father. 300 00:12:31,206 --> 00:12:34,073 Nope, not if you act like this. 301 00:12:34,075 --> 00:12:35,373 I know this routine. 302 00:12:35,398 --> 00:12:37,376 This is what's gonna put you back in jail. 303 00:12:37,378 --> 00:12:39,846 Christ. I saw some friends. That's it. 304 00:12:39,848 --> 00:12:42,148 No, I know you're hurting, and honestly, 305 00:12:42,150 --> 00:12:43,483 your reaction to all this? 306 00:12:43,485 --> 00:12:46,269 It is just proving Delia's point. 307 00:12:46,988 --> 00:12:48,721 - Phoebe. - No, he needs to hear this. 308 00:12:48,723 --> 00:12:50,623 You need to hear this, Tony. 309 00:12:50,625 --> 00:12:52,307 You're not ready to be a father. 310 00:12:52,332 --> 00:12:55,194 You need to grow the hell up. 311 00:12:55,196 --> 00:12:57,263 You need to figure your shit out, 312 00:12:57,265 --> 00:12:59,330 and maybe then, maybe then you can... 313 00:12:59,355 --> 00:13:01,000 Maybe then what? 314 00:13:01,002 --> 00:13:02,502 Maybe then I can be well-adjusted 315 00:13:02,504 --> 00:13:04,070 and wonderful and happy like you? 316 00:13:04,072 --> 00:13:05,338 Just stop it. We've had this conversation 317 00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:06,633 so many times. It is a dead end. 318 00:13:06,658 --> 00:13:10,109 Wow, nothing's changed here. You say you have my back, 319 00:13:10,111 --> 00:13:11,741 but you still think you're better than me. 320 00:13:12,090 --> 00:13:15,114 - That's not true. - Screw you. 321 00:13:15,116 --> 00:13:18,751 [melancholy music] 322 00:13:18,753 --> 00:13:24,447 ? ? 323 00:13:24,472 --> 00:13:27,193 I think it's adorable. What year is this? 324 00:13:27,195 --> 00:13:29,028 2014. 325 00:13:29,030 --> 00:13:31,831 Well, I loved 2014. 326 00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:33,366 Take her for a spin. 327 00:13:33,368 --> 00:13:34,834 - Yeah. - Keys are in it. 328 00:13:34,836 --> 00:13:36,235 - Great. - Just leave me your keys... 329 00:13:36,237 --> 00:13:37,637 There you go. 330 00:13:37,639 --> 00:13:39,105 Come on back when you're done. 331 00:13:39,107 --> 00:13:40,373 - Thank you. - Thank you so much. 332 00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:42,975 - Thank you. - Thank you. 333 00:13:42,977 --> 00:13:45,344 - Wow. - Wow what? 334 00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:47,480 Wow, the age of this car is faker than Breitbart. 335 00:13:47,482 --> 00:13:49,715 I mean, you really want our kid to go to Pepperdine, don't you? 336 00:13:49,717 --> 00:13:51,533 No, I just want to do a nice thing. 337 00:13:51,558 --> 00:13:53,319 Oh, come on. You have an agenda. 338 00:13:53,321 --> 00:13:55,188 Do you not want her to go to Emerson 339 00:13:55,190 --> 00:13:57,557 because it's far away or because Natalie went there? 340 00:13:57,559 --> 00:13:59,458 This has nothing to do with your very nice fianc�e. 341 00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:00,927 Or is it because I want her to go there? 342 00:14:00,929 --> 00:14:02,528 Because I got to say, 343 00:14:02,530 --> 00:14:04,030 I think the East Coast thing would be good. 344 00:14:04,032 --> 00:14:05,064 I think she needs a little space. 345 00:14:05,066 --> 00:14:06,366 It's a good thing. 346 00:14:06,391 --> 00:14:09,502 Okay. Shut up, Jake. Try to have an open mind. 347 00:14:09,504 --> 00:14:11,003 I'm driving. 348 00:14:11,005 --> 00:14:12,605 Can't a guy hector his ex-wife anymore? 349 00:14:12,607 --> 00:14:13,706 No. 350 00:14:16,177 --> 00:14:19,834 - [engine turns over] - Look at that. Nice. 351 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,181 - So we went with Clerkenwell. - Oh, I love it. 352 00:14:22,183 --> 00:14:24,350 It's like the Venice of London, right? 353 00:14:24,352 --> 00:14:27,520 No, not quite, but there was an opening 354 00:14:27,522 --> 00:14:29,855 - for a vegan bakery there. - Oh, that's great. 355 00:14:29,857 --> 00:14:31,958 Well, a need really, and I know investors here 356 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,026 so I thought I'd pop over, take some meetings. 357 00:14:34,051 --> 00:14:35,618 Great. 358 00:14:38,276 --> 00:14:41,934 I thought about calling, but after the way we left it... 359 00:14:41,936 --> 00:14:44,070 Let's not get into it. Please. Come on. 360 00:14:44,072 --> 00:14:47,190 I left, fleeing like a coward. 361 00:14:48,109 --> 00:14:49,444 Shit. 362 00:14:51,546 --> 00:14:54,280 So wow, look at you. You're... you're engaged. 363 00:14:54,282 --> 00:14:57,316 - I am. - God. Kelly? 364 00:14:57,318 --> 00:14:58,884 - Uh, Kyla. - Beautiful name. 365 00:14:58,886 --> 00:15:00,586 - Yes. - Kyla. 366 00:15:00,588 --> 00:15:04,295 She tamed me. And you... back with Frumpkis. 367 00:15:05,059 --> 00:15:07,326 No. Well, no. We're not exactly. 368 00:15:07,328 --> 00:15:10,229 No? But I thought I saw you and him and Zooey. 369 00:15:10,231 --> 00:15:11,430 Well, it's complicated. 370 00:15:11,455 --> 00:15:14,319 There's a lot of history there, I know. 371 00:15:19,674 --> 00:15:21,540 It's hard to run away from that. 372 00:15:21,542 --> 00:15:23,309 Hmm. 373 00:15:26,281 --> 00:15:28,080 You see what that light... What is that? 374 00:15:28,082 --> 00:15:29,815 The car is on fire. That's the light. 375 00:15:29,817 --> 00:15:31,651 All right, I'm gonna pull this over. 376 00:15:31,653 --> 00:15:32,985 - Oh, my God. - Shit. I'm not doing that. 377 00:15:32,987 --> 00:15:34,887 It's just the car doing that. 378 00:15:34,889 --> 00:15:37,062 Well, I... just stop the car. Stop the car. 379 00:15:37,087 --> 00:15:38,954 Ugh! 380 00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:42,447 Don't say it. 381 00:15:42,472 --> 00:15:44,171 It. 382 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,154 Oh, my God. 383 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,722 Come on. 384 00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:03,046 I got a bar. Jake, Jake, Jake! 385 00:16:03,071 --> 00:16:05,428 Jake, yell the number for AAA, I got a bar. 386 00:16:05,453 --> 00:16:07,119 What is it? Yell it out. 387 00:16:07,159 --> 00:16:10,827 Yell out the number for AAA. Argh! Damn it. 388 00:16:10,829 --> 00:16:13,864 I've lost it. Shit, Jake. 389 00:16:13,866 --> 00:16:17,067 Abby... ow! God. 390 00:16:17,069 --> 00:16:18,602 Will you just stop pretending 391 00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:20,304 to fix that thing? It's embarrassing. 392 00:16:20,306 --> 00:16:22,205 Okay, let's not go down that marital rabbit hole 393 00:16:22,207 --> 00:16:23,807 20 minutes into an emergency. Just let me do my thing. 394 00:16:23,809 --> 00:16:25,342 My father is waiting for us 395 00:16:25,344 --> 00:16:26,910 to pick him up from the nursing home 396 00:16:26,912 --> 00:16:28,645 because he would like to see his granddaughter 397 00:16:28,647 --> 00:16:30,344 graduate in three hours, which we're gonna miss. 398 00:16:30,369 --> 00:16:32,316 I understand... because you had to buy a shitty car 399 00:16:32,318 --> 00:16:33,784 so we could bribe our daughter to stay in L.A. 400 00:16:33,786 --> 00:16:35,018 Blaming now? Is that what we're doing? 401 00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:36,391 That's really helpful. 402 00:16:36,416 --> 00:16:39,089 That is not what this is, and you didn't need to be here. 403 00:16:39,091 --> 00:16:41,491 - Well, someone had to be here. - Someone? What does that mean? 404 00:16:41,493 --> 00:16:43,860 It means someone's gonna have to drive the car back to L.A. 405 00:16:43,862 --> 00:16:46,463 - Mike isn't here. - Well, Mike is not obligated 406 00:16:46,465 --> 00:16:48,498 to do everything that I need in my whole... 407 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,567 No, no. There's some shit going on between you and Mike, 408 00:16:50,569 --> 00:16:52,202 so that's why he's not here. 409 00:16:52,204 --> 00:16:54,137 There is nothing. It's just... whatever. Men. 410 00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:55,439 Uh-huh. Men? 411 00:16:55,441 --> 00:16:57,140 - Yes, it's men. - And kids? 412 00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:58,809 Men and women and kids! The whole thing. 413 00:16:58,811 --> 00:17:00,844 Abby, there's something going on there. 414 00:17:00,846 --> 00:17:02,679 Don't try to bullshit me, okay? I don't want to talk about it! 415 00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:08,118 I asked him to move out, okay? 416 00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:09,869 Mike is moving out, so... 417 00:17:10,255 --> 00:17:13,523 - Well, Abby, I didn't know that. - I actually don't want your pity, 418 00:17:13,525 --> 00:17:15,258 so we need to focus. Lilly is graduating. 419 00:17:33,198 --> 00:17:35,856 _ 420 00:17:35,881 --> 00:17:39,509 "Not good for you or me. I'm out." 421 00:17:40,486 --> 00:17:44,287 - Well, out could mean... - I'm never gonna see him again. 422 00:17:44,289 --> 00:17:46,189 He just needs to cool off, okay? This'll be... 423 00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:48,392 Phoebe, even if he's gone, you've done everything... 424 00:17:48,394 --> 00:17:53,263 I lost it on him... about the baby. 425 00:17:53,265 --> 00:17:55,499 What do you mean? 426 00:17:55,826 --> 00:17:58,249 I told him that you were right, 427 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:02,472 that he wasn't fit to be a father. 428 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:05,375 I got to go lie down. 429 00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:07,544 Yeah. Get some shuteye. I'm sure he'll call you soon. 430 00:18:07,546 --> 00:18:09,379 No, he's not gonna call me soon because he's not Frumpkis. 431 00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:11,047 He's not gonna bounce back. 432 00:18:11,835 --> 00:18:13,434 Phoebe, I... 433 00:18:16,522 --> 00:18:20,757 - I'm really sorry. - Yeah. 434 00:18:25,664 --> 00:18:28,131 Oh, God. Did you see that look? She hates me. 435 00:18:28,133 --> 00:18:29,866 You know what? She just needs to cool off. 436 00:18:29,868 --> 00:18:31,334 - It's heightened emotions. - No, and she should, 437 00:18:31,336 --> 00:18:32,903 because I'm the reason that Tony... 438 00:18:32,905 --> 00:18:34,638 Delia, stop it. You're not the reason. 439 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,440 Yeah, I am. Exactly what Phoebe said would happen did, 440 00:18:36,442 --> 00:18:37,808 and now here we are, 441 00:18:37,810 --> 00:18:39,643 and Tony's probably gonna be dead 442 00:18:39,645 --> 00:18:42,078 in a ditch somewhere or robbing a bank 443 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,648 or God knows, but he's gone, 444 00:18:44,650 --> 00:18:46,616 and I have his genetics and his felonious 445 00:18:46,618 --> 00:18:48,885 DNA just coalescing inside of me, 446 00:18:48,887 --> 00:18:50,454 creating a human being 447 00:18:50,456 --> 00:18:52,222 that I am going to be responsible for 448 00:18:52,224 --> 00:18:53,657 for the rest of my life. 449 00:18:53,659 --> 00:18:55,659 - Delia, take a breath. - God. 450 00:18:55,661 --> 00:18:58,662 Come here. Come here. Come here, come here. Sit down. 451 00:18:58,664 --> 00:19:00,764 - Oh, God, damn it. - You need to breathe. 452 00:19:00,766 --> 00:19:02,265 It's just heightened emotions, my love. 453 00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:03,282 I know. 454 00:19:03,307 --> 00:19:05,969 - It's okay. - No, it's not okay. 455 00:19:05,971 --> 00:19:07,637 I wanted a baby, but not like this. 456 00:19:07,639 --> 00:19:09,606 This is too much. I can't do this. 457 00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:11,975 - It's the hormones talking. - And you can. 458 00:19:11,977 --> 00:19:15,111 You got this, D, and we're here. We know the ropes. 459 00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:16,988 - Yeah. - Okay. 460 00:19:17,015 --> 00:19:20,050 I have to go to an OB/GYN appointment in a couple hours, 461 00:19:20,052 --> 00:19:22,047 and I'm just gonna figure it out before then. 462 00:19:23,021 --> 00:19:24,499 Figure out what? 463 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:27,791 After everything, are you actually considering... 464 00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:29,059 I don't know. 465 00:19:36,034 --> 00:19:38,835 Okay, then, no, that's... that is great. 466 00:19:38,837 --> 00:19:43,473 No, just make sure Lilly doesn't worry and... all right. 467 00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:45,075 Thank you so much, babe. 468 00:19:45,077 --> 00:19:46,409 I love you too. 469 00:19:46,411 --> 00:19:48,879 Okay. Bye. Hey. 470 00:19:48,881 --> 00:19:51,181 Natalie says not to worry. Mike's going to get your dad. 471 00:19:51,183 --> 00:19:52,983 She's gonna get the kids to graduation. 472 00:19:52,985 --> 00:19:55,018 AAA is on their way. 473 00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:56,953 - Natalie to the rescue. - Indeed. 474 00:19:56,955 --> 00:19:58,336 "Babe." 475 00:19:59,057 --> 00:20:00,757 All right, I'll let that one slide 476 00:20:00,759 --> 00:20:02,559 'cause you're going through a breakup. 477 00:20:02,561 --> 00:20:05,195 I'm not... going through a breakup, technically. 478 00:20:05,197 --> 00:20:07,397 That's vague, but... 479 00:20:07,399 --> 00:20:08,979 What's that mean? What's the deal? 480 00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:13,303 It's just our living situation was not workable. 481 00:20:13,305 --> 00:20:15,372 We confronted a very difficult situation, 482 00:20:15,374 --> 00:20:16,540 and we're gonna deal with it. 483 00:20:16,542 --> 00:20:19,184 - Me and Mike. - Oh, Mike and you are dealing with it? 484 00:20:19,209 --> 00:20:20,443 - Yeah. - Oh, good. 485 00:20:20,445 --> 00:20:22,255 - What? - Abby, 486 00:20:22,881 --> 00:20:24,514 I warned you about this very thing. 487 00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:26,016 - I said... - You warned me? 488 00:20:26,018 --> 00:20:27,384 Yes, I said you were going too fast. 489 00:20:27,386 --> 00:20:29,019 No, you spewed some toxic whatever. 490 00:20:29,021 --> 00:20:30,353 Yes, I did, and now Lilly and Charlie 491 00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:32,022 have to deal with the aftermath 492 00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:33,123 - because you were impulsive. - Oh, really? 493 00:20:33,125 --> 00:20:34,558 Says the guy who's marrying 494 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,126 somebody he's known for five minutes. 495 00:20:36,128 --> 00:20:37,227 Let's not put it on me and Natalie, okay? 496 00:20:37,252 --> 00:20:38,457 She doesn't come with any of this kind of baggage. 497 00:20:38,482 --> 00:20:40,655 - Yeah. No bags, no sags. - Oh, Jesus. 498 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:42,666 Is that why you're turning into a middle-aged clich�? 499 00:20:42,668 --> 00:20:44,868 Well, wait till you're a new daddy 500 00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:46,703 because then things are gonna get really real. 501 00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:48,536 What are you talking about? We're not having a baby. 502 00:20:48,561 --> 00:20:52,208 Yeah. You are going to be 65 covered in spit-up, trust me. 503 00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:54,778 I mean, why can't you just get old and die like everybody else? 504 00:20:54,780 --> 00:20:56,346 - Thanks. - Instead you just need 505 00:20:56,348 --> 00:20:58,214 to rejuvenate yourself by... 506 00:20:58,216 --> 00:20:59,716 By jizzing your old man sperm 507 00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:01,151 into this nubile forest creature. 508 00:21:01,153 --> 00:21:02,419 You know what? I am not even 50, 509 00:21:02,421 --> 00:21:04,254 and you are obsessed with age. 510 00:21:04,256 --> 00:21:06,122 You're inching up, Jake, and she's in her fertile years. 511 00:21:06,124 --> 00:21:07,757 She's gonna be dying to have a baby. 512 00:21:07,759 --> 00:21:09,059 Well, she's not dying to have a baby, 513 00:21:09,061 --> 00:21:10,368 and it's none of your business. 514 00:21:10,393 --> 00:21:13,096 Like Mike and my situation? Not your business. 515 00:21:13,098 --> 00:21:14,631 Okay, maybe not, but that doesn't mean 516 00:21:14,633 --> 00:21:16,366 you get to shit on me and Natalie 517 00:21:16,368 --> 00:21:18,301 because your personal life is a mess. 518 00:21:18,303 --> 00:21:20,236 It's beneath you. Stop. 519 00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:23,039 I'm marrying Natalie because I love her, 520 00:21:23,041 --> 00:21:24,808 because I want to have a life with her. 521 00:21:24,810 --> 00:21:27,110 - Ah-ah, can't hear you. - Oh, my God. 522 00:21:27,112 --> 00:21:28,979 Great. What are you doing? 523 00:21:28,981 --> 00:21:31,047 Okay, could you not do that? You're making it worse. 524 00:21:31,049 --> 00:21:33,817 What? It's dead. How can you get worse than dead? 525 00:21:33,819 --> 00:21:36,052 When you pull the hose out and we die, and then it's worse! 526 00:21:36,054 --> 00:21:37,654 Well, back off because I'm fixing it, 527 00:21:37,656 --> 00:21:39,623 this piece of shit car... 528 00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:42,192 - Yeah. - That maybe... maybe is a bribe 529 00:21:42,194 --> 00:21:45,929 because Lilly going to Boston is making me feel desperate. 530 00:21:45,931 --> 00:21:49,168 - Oh! - She's leaving. 531 00:21:50,836 --> 00:21:53,269 And screw me if, like, adding a guy 532 00:21:53,271 --> 00:21:57,340 that I love or adding two kids that I adore... 533 00:21:57,342 --> 00:22:00,677 If that takes time away from Lilly or Charlie 534 00:22:00,679 --> 00:22:03,213 or makes them feel any less loved, 535 00:22:03,215 --> 00:22:04,658 then I'm not gonna have it. 536 00:22:04,683 --> 00:22:08,451 Our marriage may have been a shit show, but we made her. 537 00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:11,287 She is the best of us, and she's leaving, 538 00:22:11,289 --> 00:22:12,856 and it's... I'm sorry. 539 00:22:12,858 --> 00:22:15,191 Damn it, I'm sorry. 540 00:22:15,193 --> 00:22:18,328 It's okay. That's what happens. 541 00:22:18,330 --> 00:22:21,665 They leave. But I know. 542 00:22:21,667 --> 00:22:25,535 I'm... I feel the same thing. 543 00:22:25,537 --> 00:22:27,838 You're, like, planning your next life. 544 00:22:28,759 --> 00:22:32,060 My little girl has turned into a woman and she's leaving. 545 00:22:33,111 --> 00:22:34,811 I'm a mess. 546 00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:38,203 I get it. 547 00:22:39,323 --> 00:22:41,461 I'm sorry if I seem like I'm trying to poison your hopes 548 00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:43,319 for future happiness, 'cause I'm not. 549 00:22:43,321 --> 00:22:44,921 In all honesty, being married to you 550 00:22:44,923 --> 00:22:46,356 for all of those years kind of did that. 551 00:22:46,358 --> 00:22:50,660 Oh, thank you? What the... 552 00:22:50,662 --> 00:22:52,746 No, I mean... 553 00:22:53,565 --> 00:22:55,508 I mean, when we were good, 554 00:22:56,702 --> 00:22:58,541 we were really good. 555 00:22:59,571 --> 00:23:01,504 Then we were bad, we were awful. 556 00:23:01,506 --> 00:23:03,073 Really bad. 557 00:23:10,077 --> 00:23:12,282 - [hissing] - Oh! 558 00:23:12,284 --> 00:23:13,750 Okay, ow! 559 00:23:17,355 --> 00:23:19,189 Well, you fixed that. 560 00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:27,422 - We should've waited for AAA. - Not waiting. Sick of waiting. 561 00:23:27,884 --> 00:23:29,915 We're gonna miss the graduation, Jake. 562 00:23:29,940 --> 00:23:32,541 Hold on, hold on. I'm connected with the driver, 563 00:23:32,543 --> 00:23:34,743 - and I have Damon... - Oh, fast. 564 00:23:34,745 --> 00:23:36,712 Damon in a Kia. He'll be here in ten minutes. 565 00:23:36,714 --> 00:23:38,480 Thank you, Damon. Oh, my God. 566 00:23:38,482 --> 00:23:39,981 Up here, up here. 567 00:23:39,983 --> 00:23:43,085 - Yes. - See? 568 00:23:43,087 --> 00:23:45,420 Got it. 569 00:23:46,557 --> 00:23:48,423 All right, for what it's worth, 570 00:23:48,425 --> 00:23:50,692 I hope you and Mike figure it out. 571 00:23:50,694 --> 00:23:55,097 He's a very hard guy to dislike, no matter how much I try. 572 00:23:55,099 --> 00:23:57,766 Yeah. It's not like us, you know? 573 00:23:57,768 --> 00:24:00,001 He doesn't add to my spin. 574 00:24:00,003 --> 00:24:02,569 I don't add to his spin. 575 00:24:04,045 --> 00:24:06,053 I thought we could go the distance. 576 00:24:07,172 --> 00:24:08,577 You really don't think you can? 577 00:24:08,579 --> 00:24:10,378 Well, and make the living situation work? 578 00:24:10,380 --> 00:24:13,119 No. We were so great. 579 00:24:14,595 --> 00:24:17,119 I just thought we could, you know, co-exist 580 00:24:17,121 --> 00:24:18,854 and be parents side-by-side. 581 00:24:18,856 --> 00:24:22,457 - Side-by-side but separate. - Yes, but instead 582 00:24:22,459 --> 00:24:25,360 we each ended up with four kids, 583 00:24:25,362 --> 00:24:28,666 - and each kid with four parents. - Oof. 584 00:24:29,980 --> 00:24:32,134 Maybe I'm just not built for other people. 585 00:24:32,136 --> 00:24:33,568 - Abby. - No. 586 00:24:33,570 --> 00:24:35,036 You're great, Mike is great. 587 00:24:35,038 --> 00:24:37,005 Abby, don't do that to yourself. No. 588 00:24:37,007 --> 00:24:39,941 We just did a piece on how few women remarry, 589 00:24:39,943 --> 00:24:42,430 and it's big. 590 00:24:43,287 --> 00:24:47,724 It's like you can have it all, work, life, kids, 591 00:24:48,311 --> 00:24:50,418 but you won't have anyone to trudge with. 592 00:24:50,420 --> 00:24:52,387 We're literally trudging right now. 593 00:24:52,389 --> 00:24:55,423 [warm music] 594 00:24:55,425 --> 00:25:00,953 ? ? 595 00:25:06,837 --> 00:25:09,333 So we snag people for the healthy crap, 596 00:25:09,358 --> 00:25:10,972 and then they stay for the butter. 597 00:25:10,974 --> 00:25:13,708 Jo, this is, I mean, diabolical. 598 00:25:13,710 --> 00:25:16,778 - But I'm impressed. - Thanks, thanks. 599 00:25:16,780 --> 00:25:19,147 Although that scone does look a little lean. 600 00:25:19,149 --> 00:25:20,282 You want a bite? Eat your words. 601 00:25:20,284 --> 00:25:21,283 - Yeah? - Yeah. 602 00:25:21,285 --> 00:25:22,617 I'll pop one in. 603 00:25:22,619 --> 00:25:24,275 - Go for it, mister. - Hey. 604 00:25:24,300 --> 00:25:27,255 - Hey, it's Scott. - Yeah, you. 605 00:25:27,257 --> 00:25:29,762 Hey, man. Oh, you look well. 606 00:25:29,787 --> 00:25:33,328 Yes. Well, I am, very, and you're in town again. 607 00:25:33,330 --> 00:25:34,763 Yeah, yeah. 608 00:25:34,765 --> 00:25:35,797 Just for a few days, you know? 609 00:25:35,799 --> 00:25:37,766 [phone buzzing] 610 00:25:37,768 --> 00:25:39,401 What, are you kidding me with that? 611 00:25:39,403 --> 00:25:41,403 - Who's that? - What are you doing here? 612 00:25:41,405 --> 00:25:43,004 I thought maybe I'd come over and help you close up 613 00:25:43,006 --> 00:25:44,673 and then take you over to Lilly's party. 614 00:25:44,675 --> 00:25:46,408 You were supposed to meet me there. 615 00:25:46,410 --> 00:25:47,876 What, you gonna have a quickie with Albert? 616 00:25:47,878 --> 00:25:49,344 Or maybe you're gonna have a threesome 617 00:25:49,346 --> 00:25:51,079 - with this fob. - Ahah, it's fop, 618 00:25:51,081 --> 00:25:53,014 and don't make me tackle you into a pastry again. 619 00:25:53,016 --> 00:25:55,150 Just... just let me, please. 620 00:25:58,288 --> 00:25:59,688 Hi. 621 00:25:59,690 --> 00:26:01,223 Hey, is it one of those weird 622 00:26:01,225 --> 00:26:03,124 extra Jewish holidays like the hut one? 623 00:26:03,126 --> 00:26:05,360 - [chuckles] - Roads are dead out there. 624 00:26:05,362 --> 00:26:06,862 Google Maps say I can be at your place 625 00:26:06,864 --> 00:26:08,797 in under seven minutes if I speed. 626 00:26:08,799 --> 00:26:11,800 Oh, now's not a really good time. 627 00:26:12,224 --> 00:26:15,904 Understood. Just wanted to hear your voice. 628 00:26:16,719 --> 00:26:18,039 Yeah, back at you. 629 00:26:18,041 --> 00:26:22,426 Hey, I know you share a lot with him from before, 630 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,100 but I see who you are now. 631 00:26:27,261 --> 00:26:28,839 Bet on us, Jo. 632 00:26:29,850 --> 00:26:31,473 Bet on the better you. 633 00:26:33,123 --> 00:26:34,856 - I got to go. - Okay. 634 00:26:34,858 --> 00:26:36,326 Hey. 635 00:26:38,565 --> 00:26:40,273 I'm sorry. 636 00:26:46,236 --> 00:26:48,703 - [overlapping arguing] - Hey. 637 00:26:48,705 --> 00:26:50,372 Jo, I just... I can't. 638 00:26:50,374 --> 00:26:51,907 I can't do this anymore, okay? 639 00:26:51,909 --> 00:26:53,842 I mean, first, you got to tell me 640 00:26:53,844 --> 00:26:55,944 I got to stand around for this whole Albert thing, 641 00:26:55,946 --> 00:26:57,545 and now Zooey tells me you're hanging out with a sex addict. 642 00:26:57,547 --> 00:26:58,747 Hey, listen, just because you're one 643 00:26:58,749 --> 00:27:00,382 doesn't make me an addict. 644 00:27:00,384 --> 00:27:02,384 - Connoisseur, certainly. - Who's Albert? 645 00:27:02,386 --> 00:27:05,353 He's engaged. Jesus. And why shouldn't you have to wait on me 646 00:27:05,355 --> 00:27:06,554 after everything you've put me through? 647 00:27:06,556 --> 00:27:08,423 It's the least you could do. 648 00:27:08,425 --> 00:27:10,492 Jo, it's been, like, a month. I mean, I'm going crazy. 649 00:27:10,494 --> 00:27:12,827 - And congratulations, by the way. - Yeah, thanks very much. 650 00:27:12,829 --> 00:27:14,296 Listen, perhaps I better go 'cause, you know... 651 00:27:14,298 --> 00:27:16,865 - Hey... - I love you, Jo. I love you. 652 00:27:16,867 --> 00:27:20,802 I know. I know. I know. 653 00:27:26,710 --> 00:27:30,211 - Jackie Neelon. - [cheers and applause] 654 00:27:32,983 --> 00:27:34,883 Congratulations, Jackie. 655 00:27:36,787 --> 00:27:39,721 Barnaby North. [cheers and applause] 656 00:27:39,723 --> 00:27:42,691 That's right, bro! That's right! Yeah! 657 00:27:47,631 --> 00:27:50,365 - Yeah. [whistling] - All right! 658 00:27:56,989 --> 00:27:58,769 Lilly Novak. 659 00:27:59,367 --> 00:28:02,902 [cheers and applause] 660 00:28:03,326 --> 00:28:05,092 Lilly. 661 00:28:09,598 --> 00:28:11,565 All right! 662 00:28:12,422 --> 00:28:13,955 Congratulations, Lilly. 663 00:28:13,957 --> 00:28:15,323 Congratulations. 664 00:28:15,325 --> 00:28:16,491 - Yeah. - Lilly! 665 00:28:16,493 --> 00:28:18,347 Whoo! 666 00:28:18,372 --> 00:28:20,362 Lilly! 667 00:28:20,364 --> 00:28:22,797 - Hey! - We love you! 668 00:28:22,799 --> 00:28:25,276 Oh, my God! We love you so much. 669 00:28:25,936 --> 00:28:27,469 - Yeah, we love you! - Love you! 670 00:28:27,471 --> 00:28:30,472 [both shouting] 671 00:28:30,474 --> 00:28:31,906 [Chemical Brothers' "Slow Me Down"] 672 00:28:31,908 --> 00:28:35,810 ? Slipping away from me ? 673 00:28:35,812 --> 00:28:37,946 ? Slow me down ? 674 00:28:37,948 --> 00:28:39,981 ? It's getting away from me ? 675 00:28:39,983 --> 00:28:42,617 ? ? 676 00:28:42,619 --> 00:28:44,586 ? It's getting away from me ? 677 00:28:44,588 --> 00:28:46,421 ? ? 678 00:28:46,423 --> 00:28:49,290 ? It's getting away from me ? 679 00:28:58,615 --> 00:29:00,837 Smile. 680 00:29:03,350 --> 00:29:06,118 ? Sometimes I need a light when the moon is low ? 681 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:09,889 - So I decided on a school. - Yeah? 682 00:29:09,914 --> 00:29:12,548 Mm-hmm. Emerson. 683 00:29:14,322 --> 00:29:15,488 Yeah, you sure? 684 00:29:15,490 --> 00:29:17,523 - Yeah. - Wow. 685 00:29:17,525 --> 00:29:21,296 Well, congrats. It's an amazing school. 686 00:29:21,726 --> 00:29:24,560 It is really far away, though. 687 00:29:24,905 --> 00:29:28,034 - That was your choice for me. - Oh, my God. I knew it. 688 00:29:28,036 --> 00:29:29,869 It's just kind of sinking in. Congratulations. 689 00:29:29,871 --> 00:29:32,338 I can't even... I'm so proud of you. 690 00:29:32,340 --> 00:29:33,840 Thank you. 691 00:29:33,842 --> 00:29:35,775 That is... I'm gonna miss you. 692 00:29:35,777 --> 00:29:40,069 ? ? 693 00:29:40,385 --> 00:29:42,185 I'm nervous. 694 00:29:42,210 --> 00:29:44,477 - Yeah. - But it's what you did. 695 00:29:44,758 --> 00:29:48,092 I just have to go for it like you, right? 696 00:30:02,804 --> 00:30:05,204 You ready? Everybody's leaving. 697 00:30:05,206 --> 00:30:09,075 Yeah. You saved the day. 698 00:30:09,077 --> 00:30:10,510 Thank you. 699 00:30:10,512 --> 00:30:11,577 You're welcome. 700 00:30:16,618 --> 00:30:19,340 I don't know what else to say to make you understand. 701 00:30:19,587 --> 00:30:21,687 No, I know. 702 00:30:21,712 --> 00:30:23,366 No, I'm not sure you do. 703 00:30:23,391 --> 00:30:25,525 I-I wish you would understand the difference 704 00:30:25,527 --> 00:30:27,657 between what it is that I realized I can do 705 00:30:27,682 --> 00:30:29,676 and what I wish I can do. 706 00:30:30,164 --> 00:30:31,724 I just... 707 00:30:40,975 --> 00:30:43,156 Let's just get through tonight, okay? 708 00:30:43,983 --> 00:30:45,578 We'll tell the kids tomorrow. 709 00:30:54,956 --> 00:30:56,589 [exhales deeply] 710 00:30:58,293 --> 00:31:00,026 Oh, God. 711 00:31:07,610 --> 00:31:09,166 Hey, you. 712 00:31:10,622 --> 00:31:12,421 What are you doing here? 713 00:31:12,446 --> 00:31:14,640 Well, there's so much 714 00:31:14,642 --> 00:31:18,244 that's great about having delightfully nosy friends. 715 00:31:18,246 --> 00:31:20,427 We tell each other everything. 716 00:31:20,919 --> 00:31:24,650 Well, I, um, made a decision, 717 00:31:24,652 --> 00:31:26,436 and then I unmade it. 718 00:31:27,589 --> 00:31:30,256 Just changes every moment. 719 00:31:30,258 --> 00:31:32,198 I guess you have an opinion. 720 00:31:32,783 --> 00:31:34,660 That changes every moment, 721 00:31:34,662 --> 00:31:38,998 but the thing is, it's not about me. 722 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,700 Shocker. 723 00:31:40,702 --> 00:31:43,023 I'm sorry it took me so long to get there. 724 00:31:43,394 --> 00:31:46,339 Well, he... it would be related to you. 725 00:31:46,341 --> 00:31:48,841 But... doesn't give me the right to push you. 726 00:31:50,512 --> 00:31:53,546 God, nothing's real until it is, you know? 727 00:31:53,548 --> 00:31:54,710 Tell me about it. 728 00:31:55,450 --> 00:31:57,049 You think you have it all figured out 729 00:31:57,051 --> 00:31:59,051 and then I screw it up. 730 00:31:59,053 --> 00:32:00,987 - My God. - Look what I did with Tony. 731 00:32:00,989 --> 00:32:02,588 Phoebe, I am so sorry about that. 732 00:32:02,590 --> 00:32:05,057 No, I know. I know you are, and so am I. 733 00:32:05,059 --> 00:32:07,059 Maybe he wouldn't have stayed anyways. 734 00:32:07,061 --> 00:32:08,278 I mean, maybe... 735 00:32:09,234 --> 00:32:12,135 I'm just gonna mind my own business. 736 00:32:15,870 --> 00:32:18,170 What if someone wants your opinion? 737 00:32:18,172 --> 00:32:20,039 - My opinion? - Yeah. 738 00:32:22,157 --> 00:32:25,945 I would say that Delia Banai 739 00:32:25,947 --> 00:32:28,781 can do anything that she sets her mind to, 740 00:32:28,783 --> 00:32:30,683 and me and all the nosy ladies 741 00:32:30,685 --> 00:32:33,185 will be here no matter what to support you. 742 00:32:33,187 --> 00:32:34,520 Okay. 743 00:32:34,522 --> 00:32:36,197 Okay. 744 00:32:36,490 --> 00:32:37,757 I think... 745 00:32:37,759 --> 00:32:42,361 - Delia Banai? - Yeah, hi. Yeah, hi. 746 00:32:42,363 --> 00:32:44,263 I think I want you to come with me. 747 00:32:49,070 --> 00:32:52,705 [indistinct conversation] 748 00:32:52,707 --> 00:32:57,510 Listen, about earlier, I just wanted to apologize. 749 00:32:57,512 --> 00:32:59,312 Shut up. Shut up. Just... shh. 750 00:32:59,314 --> 00:33:01,881 No, no. Jo. Jo, you take all the time you need. 751 00:33:03,784 --> 00:33:05,943 Mom, Dad, you look so serious. 752 00:33:07,922 --> 00:33:09,789 Listen, I went by Amoeba earlier. 753 00:33:09,791 --> 00:33:11,357 I got some great stuff. "L.A. Story," "The Awful Truth." 754 00:33:11,359 --> 00:33:13,092 What about a movie night after this? 755 00:33:13,094 --> 00:33:15,094 Yeah. We could microwave some kettle corn or... 756 00:33:15,096 --> 00:33:16,662 I can't. I have the sleepover 757 00:33:16,664 --> 00:33:18,230 with Kara and Henley, remember? 758 00:33:18,232 --> 00:33:19,394 Right. 759 00:33:20,811 --> 00:33:22,911 Do it anyway. Love you. 760 00:33:25,635 --> 00:33:27,201 You and me, movie night? 761 00:33:28,610 --> 00:33:30,109 Kid said, "Do it anyway." 762 00:33:30,111 --> 00:33:32,244 Yeah, we'll, uh, play it by ear. 763 00:33:40,254 --> 00:33:43,456 [wistful music] 764 00:33:43,458 --> 00:33:47,888 ? ? 765 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:20,332 If you're trying to hide from me, these walls are very glass. 766 00:34:21,185 --> 00:34:23,443 No, I just needed a moment. 767 00:34:24,049 --> 00:34:25,983 Oh. Should I leave you be, or... 768 00:34:28,259 --> 00:34:32,828 We were building something, Barbara. You and me. 769 00:34:32,830 --> 00:34:34,830 If I had known you'd just jump ship 770 00:34:34,832 --> 00:34:36,432 at the next best thing that came along... 771 00:34:36,434 --> 00:34:39,635 I'm not jumping. I'm expanding. 772 00:34:39,637 --> 00:34:42,204 You're leaving. We launched this together. 773 00:34:42,206 --> 00:34:43,872 We were gonna make this great together. 774 00:34:43,874 --> 00:34:47,030 It is great. It's amazing. 775 00:34:47,511 --> 00:34:50,379 And at this point, you don't really need me. 776 00:34:50,381 --> 00:34:52,381 Please don't tell me what I need. 777 00:34:52,589 --> 00:34:54,844 I wanted to do this with you. 778 00:34:55,606 --> 00:35:00,522 We just got the door open between us, and I like it. 779 00:35:00,524 --> 00:35:05,561 Me too. What we've done has blown my world wide open, 780 00:35:05,563 --> 00:35:08,063 and I'm so proud, 781 00:35:08,065 --> 00:35:10,299 but an opportunity like this doesn't come around often. 782 00:35:10,301 --> 00:35:12,768 And I need to trust myself 783 00:35:13,007 --> 00:35:15,941 that I'm making the right move for me. 784 00:35:17,411 --> 00:35:20,743 - I get that, I really do. - Oh, there you guys are. 785 00:35:20,745 --> 00:35:23,645 I just had a five-minute conversation with Natalie 786 00:35:23,647 --> 00:35:25,547 about the weather in Vancouver. Shoot me. 787 00:35:25,549 --> 00:35:27,483 Yeah, it's very, very wet, I hear. 788 00:35:27,485 --> 00:35:32,900 - Wow. - So any clarity, Ms. Jo? 789 00:35:32,925 --> 00:35:34,757 In with the old, out with the new? Or... 790 00:35:34,759 --> 00:35:37,025 I have no idea. 791 00:35:37,647 --> 00:35:39,093 I think you do. 792 00:35:39,433 --> 00:35:41,563 We usually know deep down, don't we? 793 00:35:41,565 --> 00:35:43,031 What we want. 794 00:35:48,352 --> 00:35:50,472 - Yeah. - Hey, ladies. 795 00:35:50,474 --> 00:35:53,308 - Hi. - Just in time, ladies. 796 00:35:53,310 --> 00:35:54,710 - Oh. - We're breaking down some 797 00:35:54,712 --> 00:35:56,545 major life decisions out here. 798 00:35:56,547 --> 00:35:58,280 No, way too much. 799 00:35:58,282 --> 00:36:00,382 No, no, no. You've made enough decisions. 800 00:36:00,630 --> 00:36:02,430 How did the appointment go? How are you? 801 00:36:07,163 --> 00:36:11,123 Hey, Abby. Hello, witches of the west. 802 00:36:11,148 --> 00:36:14,797 East? Which one's good? Um, ready? 803 00:36:14,799 --> 00:36:16,265 Let's get this thing going, okay? 804 00:36:16,267 --> 00:36:17,966 - You do the honors. - Yeah, yeah. 805 00:36:17,968 --> 00:36:20,002 Just give me two minutes. Two minutes. Two minutes. 806 00:36:20,004 --> 00:36:21,003 You got it? 807 00:36:21,005 --> 00:36:22,738 Oh, it's so cute. 808 00:36:22,740 --> 00:36:24,273 Witches of the west, nice. 809 00:36:24,275 --> 00:36:27,142 - Beautiful. - Oh, it's gorgeous. 810 00:36:27,144 --> 00:36:28,977 That is gorgeous. 811 00:36:28,979 --> 00:36:30,646 Ladies, okay, 812 00:36:30,648 --> 00:36:34,349 - as the presumed coven leader... - Oh... 813 00:36:34,351 --> 00:36:37,619 I have a few words to say on this momentous day. 814 00:36:37,621 --> 00:36:40,189 - Here we go. - [laughter] 815 00:36:40,191 --> 00:36:42,191 [sighs] 816 00:36:42,193 --> 00:36:44,026 No matter what, 817 00:36:44,028 --> 00:36:48,530 we are very, very lucky to have each other. 818 00:36:48,532 --> 00:36:49,832 Amen. 819 00:36:49,834 --> 00:36:51,567 Yes to that. 820 00:36:51,569 --> 00:36:53,502 - Onward. - Onward. 821 00:36:53,725 --> 00:36:55,892 - Always. - Onward always. 822 00:36:59,109 --> 00:37:01,877 [laughter] 823 00:37:01,879 --> 00:37:03,512 Okay, I can't have more feels, 824 00:37:03,514 --> 00:37:05,347 - so you guys go inside. - Sure. 825 00:37:05,349 --> 00:37:06,849 Gladly. I need another beverage. 826 00:37:06,851 --> 00:37:08,584 - Distract Lilly. - Yes. 827 00:37:08,586 --> 00:37:10,586 I'll be out in just a couple of moments. 828 00:37:10,588 --> 00:37:12,120 Hey... 829 00:37:24,068 --> 00:37:27,135 [Wild Ones' "Heatwave"] 830 00:37:27,137 --> 00:37:34,176 ? ? 831 00:37:36,101 --> 00:37:40,226 ? Ooh, ooh, again ? 832 00:37:40,251 --> 00:37:45,053 ? Ooh, ooh, heatwave ? 833 00:37:45,055 --> 00:37:49,191 ? Ooh, ooh, again ? 834 00:38:00,938 --> 00:38:03,906 Yay. Thank you. And no sugar. 835 00:38:03,908 --> 00:38:05,374 Oh, I am sugaring today. 836 00:38:05,376 --> 00:38:08,844 Yes, you are, as you should. 837 00:38:08,846 --> 00:38:11,924 You know, Mom, I don't want to... 838 00:38:11,949 --> 00:38:13,515 If it bothers you, I'm not gonna... 839 00:38:13,517 --> 00:38:15,484 What? No, of course not. Drink away. 840 00:38:15,486 --> 00:38:18,587 I just... personally, I feel better without it. 841 00:38:18,589 --> 00:38:20,255 Oh, my God. My Emerson grad. 842 00:38:20,257 --> 00:38:23,936 - Mom... - I love you. 843 00:38:24,222 --> 00:38:27,629 - Give me a sip. - Excuse me, Charlie. Hands off. 844 00:38:27,631 --> 00:38:29,831 - Mom. - Yes? 845 00:38:29,833 --> 00:38:32,100 This is Sam. Remember? I told you about Sam. 846 00:38:32,102 --> 00:38:35,337 Sam, hi. It's so nice to meet you. 847 00:38:35,339 --> 00:38:37,639 There's no teenage drinking in this house by the way. 848 00:38:37,641 --> 00:38:40,108 Okay, so what'd she say? 849 00:38:40,110 --> 00:38:42,544 - What'd I say about what? - Oh, whoops. 850 00:38:42,546 --> 00:38:44,780 About Mark moving back with me. 851 00:38:44,782 --> 00:38:46,882 That's fine, and you can stay in the guest house 852 00:38:46,884 --> 00:38:49,117 but not indefinitely. 853 00:38:49,783 --> 00:38:53,488 Dad. Dad, you want some cake? 854 00:38:53,490 --> 00:38:56,358 Oh, no, no, no. Not for me. Dina? 855 00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,093 Yes, I'll have a piece. Thank you. 856 00:38:58,095 --> 00:39:00,162 - Here you go, Shelly. - It's a lovely party. 857 00:39:00,164 --> 00:39:02,631 Thank you so much. Okay, who wants cake? 858 00:39:02,633 --> 00:39:04,232 Hi, you guys. 859 00:39:04,234 --> 00:39:07,202 I mean, but Florida? Come on, honey. There are hurricanes. 860 00:39:07,204 --> 00:39:09,037 That's where NASA wants to send me, Dad. 861 00:39:09,039 --> 00:39:11,306 Mar-a-Lago is in Florida. That's how bad it is. 862 00:39:11,308 --> 00:39:15,344 - Whatever. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 863 00:39:15,346 --> 00:39:17,312 Gestational diabetes. 864 00:39:17,314 --> 00:39:19,214 Hello? Two words. 865 00:39:19,216 --> 00:39:20,882 Oh. Hey, sorry. 866 00:39:20,884 --> 00:39:22,317 Just making another pitch for your wedding cake. 867 00:39:22,319 --> 00:39:24,052 Come on, lemon verbena. 868 00:39:24,054 --> 00:39:25,721 - We're not... we're not... - No, we're eloping. 869 00:39:25,723 --> 00:39:27,189 Someday. 870 00:39:27,191 --> 00:39:28,790 - Oh. - Sneak attack. 871 00:39:28,792 --> 00:39:29,891 One day you're gonna get a little text 872 00:39:29,893 --> 00:39:31,793 and then boom, married. 873 00:39:31,795 --> 00:39:33,362 - I'll wait for that, then. - Remember when we used 874 00:39:33,364 --> 00:39:34,796 to have parties just to have parties? 875 00:39:34,798 --> 00:39:38,266 Now it's all kids and milestones. 876 00:39:38,268 --> 00:39:39,901 Does this mean we don't have to go to your fund-raiser? 877 00:39:39,903 --> 00:39:41,503 Ha, ha, ha. 878 00:39:41,505 --> 00:39:42,938 You're the one who convinced her to run. 879 00:39:42,940 --> 00:39:44,573 That's right, don't you forget it. 880 00:39:44,575 --> 00:39:46,575 Mommy. Mommy. 881 00:39:46,577 --> 00:39:50,379 Hi, baby. Hi. 882 00:39:50,381 --> 00:39:51,913 Hi. - Hi. 883 00:39:51,915 --> 00:39:53,348 What do you want, baby? 884 00:39:53,350 --> 00:39:54,850 - I want cake. - You want cake? 885 00:39:54,852 --> 00:39:56,634 But you already had cake. 886 00:39:57,187 --> 00:39:58,687 Please? 887 00:39:58,689 --> 00:39:59,888 Okay, go have whatever you want, 888 00:39:59,890 --> 00:40:01,490 but go use a napkin, okay? 889 00:40:01,492 --> 00:40:03,191 You are gonna be such a tough judge. 890 00:40:03,193 --> 00:40:04,893 Well, Tony has her tomorrow. 891 00:40:04,895 --> 00:40:06,928 He can deal with the sugar-induced sleep deprivation. 892 00:40:06,930 --> 00:40:08,597 - Hi. - Hey. 893 00:40:08,599 --> 00:40:11,066 Where's my niece? I want to squeeze her. 894 00:40:11,068 --> 00:40:12,534 Oh, she's running around. Find her, please. 895 00:40:12,536 --> 00:40:13,735 - Yes. - Oh, God, Anouk and Luco 896 00:40:13,737 --> 00:40:15,604 are traveling with their dad 897 00:40:15,606 --> 00:40:18,073 so Phoebe wants to touch every little kid that she sees. 898 00:40:18,075 --> 00:40:20,175 Okay, that sounds really creepy. I just miss them. 899 00:40:20,177 --> 00:40:21,576 I know, I know. 900 00:40:21,578 --> 00:40:23,945 Can somebody please eat cake? 901 00:40:23,947 --> 00:40:26,448 Because seriously, everyone's, like, gluten-free or egg-free 902 00:40:26,450 --> 00:40:28,283 or dairy-free or... thank you. 903 00:40:28,285 --> 00:40:31,520 - I never say no to cake. - Thank you so much, Becca. 904 00:40:31,522 --> 00:40:33,121 And you'll look good for it. 905 00:40:33,123 --> 00:40:35,757 - Oh, my God. Is that... - Yes, it is. 906 00:40:35,759 --> 00:40:38,093 - I love her show. - I know, yes. 907 00:40:38,095 --> 00:40:40,729 Hello. Hi. 908 00:40:40,731 --> 00:40:42,464 Hi. Sorry I'm late. 909 00:40:42,466 --> 00:40:46,902 Late, yep, as usual, but looking fabulous. Hello. 910 00:40:46,904 --> 00:40:50,338 - So I got the proposal. - Oh, yes. It's exciting, right? 911 00:40:50,340 --> 00:40:51,873 Yeah, but if we sell LP, what does that mean 912 00:40:51,875 --> 00:40:53,408 for the launch of the new site? 913 00:40:53,410 --> 00:40:55,077 - Okay, well... - You know what? 914 00:40:55,079 --> 00:40:56,645 Sorry. Later. You'll explain it. 915 00:40:56,647 --> 00:40:59,981 Okay, yes. Come in. Come join the party. 916 00:40:59,983 --> 00:41:02,150 Jake's solo? I thought he had a new girlfriend. 917 00:41:02,152 --> 00:41:03,752 Oh, he's playing the field. 918 00:41:03,754 --> 00:41:05,687 He has post-divorce, post-divorce, 919 00:41:05,689 --> 00:41:07,689 so he's self-medicating. 920 00:41:07,691 --> 00:41:10,125 With pussy. Take two pussies and call me in the morning. 921 00:41:10,127 --> 00:41:12,427 [laughter] 922 00:41:12,429 --> 00:41:14,229 Hey, hey, hey. I'm back. 923 00:41:14,231 --> 00:41:15,464 - Hi. - Had to go to my place. 924 00:41:15,466 --> 00:41:17,299 Forgot the ice there. 925 00:41:17,301 --> 00:41:19,234 You know, I'm sorry. You didn't have to do that. 926 00:41:19,236 --> 00:41:20,435 - Wife, it was my pleasure. - Husband. 927 00:41:20,437 --> 00:41:22,170 Now there's plenty of ice. 928 00:41:22,172 --> 00:41:24,673 And I haven't heard from either of you on that thing. 929 00:41:24,675 --> 00:41:26,475 Oh, about the on-camera thing. 930 00:41:26,477 --> 00:41:28,643 Yes. Married, separate domiciles? 931 00:41:28,645 --> 00:41:30,345 It's a big deal. 932 00:41:30,347 --> 00:41:32,514 - Excuse me. - Hey. 933 00:41:32,516 --> 00:41:33,682 - How are you? - Good. 934 00:41:33,684 --> 00:41:35,317 Good. Toast time, maybe? 935 00:41:35,319 --> 00:41:37,119 Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. 936 00:41:37,121 --> 00:41:38,587 Phoebe, will you grab me a water? 937 00:41:38,589 --> 00:41:40,630 Yes, yes, yes. Coming in hot. 938 00:41:40,655 --> 00:41:44,023 - Everybody! - Toast. 939 00:41:48,499 --> 00:41:51,066 - Oh, my God. - Look, there she is right now. 940 00:41:51,068 --> 00:41:54,503 She's gonna cry. [laughter] 941 00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:57,200 - Jake, do you want to... - No, you got it, you got it. 942 00:41:59,190 --> 00:42:00,561 Although shorter is better. 943 00:42:00,586 --> 00:42:02,344 [laughter] 944 00:42:04,502 --> 00:42:06,235 Short, okay. 945 00:42:10,521 --> 00:42:13,555 - To love. - ALL: To love. 946 00:42:13,557 --> 00:42:15,390 [Seeb's "What Do You Love"] 947 00:42:15,392 --> 00:42:17,526 ? Work all day and you cry all night ? 948 00:42:17,528 --> 00:42:19,361 ? You ain't loving life, you say your hands are tied ? 949 00:42:19,363 --> 00:42:23,431 ? Oh, baby, what do you love? ? 950 00:42:23,433 --> 00:42:26,168 ? Just stand for something ? 951 00:42:26,170 --> 00:42:29,037 ? Or fall for anything ? 952 00:42:29,039 --> 00:42:31,206 ? Come out of the dark, into the light ? 953 00:42:31,208 --> 00:42:33,542 ? Whatever your fear is, it will be all right ? 954 00:42:33,544 --> 00:42:35,777 ? But tell me, what do you love? ? 955 00:42:35,779 --> 00:42:39,080 ? Tell me, what do you love? ? 956 00:42:39,082 --> 00:42:41,316 ? Come out of the dark, into the light ? 957 00:42:41,318 --> 00:42:43,919 ? Whatever your fear is, it will be all right ? 958 00:42:43,921 --> 00:42:47,189 ? But tell me, what do you love? ? 959 00:42:47,191 --> 00:42:50,967 ? What do you love? What do you love? ? 960 00:42:52,729 --> 00:42:56,825 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 961 00:42:56,875 --> 00:43:01,425 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 70869

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