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Barry your favorite
director is Michael Bay.
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Right. Yeah. A real inspiration.
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- You like all of his movies?
- Yeah.
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- I love all those movies.
- (LAUGHTER)
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Hey, what's with LaFrey's getup?
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It's a water delivery day.
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She has a crush on the
water delivery guy.
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Shh.
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All right everyone, stop
whispering about me,
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and listen up.
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LEROY: The water deliver
guy has clearance?
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Oh, God, no.
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Sinkholes.
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BOB: Hey, guys?
Something's really wrong.
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It's an emergency, I messed up bad.
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What is it?
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I ordered way too many donuts.
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- What?
- ALL: Oh!
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- (LAUGHTER)
- Get in there.
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- You're the best. Oh, man.
- Oh, my God. There's so many.
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- Look at this.
- Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob.
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- LEROY: Thank you, Bob.
- No problem.
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- These gluten free?
- BOB: Those are gluten free.
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Those are double gluten.
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Like, so much gluten in there.
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- Oh, my man.
- BOB: I guess like you guys.
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MAX: Oh, my God.
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BOB: Anyway, I would love to hang around
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and have a little donut party
with my favorite people,
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but I got to go start an
autopsy on that cadaver
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from the Dublin office, but reminder:
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I'm having a little BBQ
tonight if you guys
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- want to stop by.
- LEROY: BBQ on a Tuesday?
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That's genius.
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BOB: Yeah, it's gonna be all right.
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I'm doing a couple beer can chickens.
It's gonna be fun.
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I'll bet there'll be some, just,
regular old beer cans, huh?
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- We'll drink some brewskis?
- Yeah.
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There will be some beer cans
filled with frosty brewskis.
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Uh, have you been spying on me?
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Oh!
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- You been spying on me?
- (LAUGHTER)
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ANNIE: Ah, man.
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I wish that I could go.
I promised my boyfriend
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that I would videotape his
new free throw technique.
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It's-it's granny style.
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Oh, that's so smart. I mean,
it looks a little silly,
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but it's so much more effective.
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That's what he said.
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Well, I'll let him know you said that.
Thanks.
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You bet.
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Bob. Bob, Bob, Bob.
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I-I just wanted to say,
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you're the best person I've ever met.
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Well, that's only 'cause you
can't meet yourself, champ.
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MAX: Bob.
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ALL (CHANTING): Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob,
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- Bob, Bob, Bob.
- LAFREY: Okay.
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Sinkholes.
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? Yeah, it's a wonder
man can eat at all ?
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? When things are big
that should be small ?
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? Who can tell what magic
spells we'll be doing for us ?
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- ? And I'm giving all my love ?
- Mm.
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? To this world ?
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? Only to be told... ?
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Oh, oh, oh.
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? No more will we be... ?
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(INHALING)
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Mm.
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(CHUCKLES)
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? But never give, and now that things ?
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(VOLUME INCREASING) ? Are
changing for the worse ?
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? See, oh... ?
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? It's a crazy world we're livin' in ?
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(CREATURE GROWLING QUIETLY)
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? And I just can't see that
half of us immersed... ?
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You know, there is a theory
that sinkholes are the result
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- of a secret society of mole people.
- Mole people.
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- Jinx.
- Jinx.
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- -Double jinx. Oh!
- Double jinx. You owe me two thumbs.
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- (LAUGHING): Oh! What?
- You don't do two thumbs?
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- I didn't... No.
- MAX: Yeah, you owe me two...
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(CREATURE RATTLING, GROWLING)
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? Futures made of virtual
insanity now... ?
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(GASPING)
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- That's right. You never heard that?
- No.
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- It's Bob.
- LAFREY: Oh, Bob.
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He's a hoot.
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- You can't have any donuts, Bob.
- (LAUGHTER)
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We got them all.
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(MUFFLED): Help!
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(CREATURE GROWLING)
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Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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- (SHOUTS)
- ANNIE: Oh, God!
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- (SCREAMING)
- Bob, no!
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(SCREAMING)
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- (SHOUTING)
- (BONES CRACKING)
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- MAX: No.
- ANNIE: No!
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LAFREY: Don't worry. That
glass is bulletproof.
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That thing will never
get out of that room.
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- (ROARING)
- (SCREAMING)
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- Oh! Whoa!
- (CREATURE GROWLING)
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- (SCREAMS)
- LAFREY: Oh, my God.
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Okay, calm down, everyone.
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(WOMAN SCREAMS)
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- (CREATURE ROARS)
- LAFREY: Careful.
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- Lisa!
- Ellen!
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Wha... Dude, it was Ellen, right?
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I-I thought it was Lisa.
I'm not, I'm not sure.
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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All right. Come on, people.
Pull it together.
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I'm going to call Director Romslo
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- and find out how to proceed.
- MAX: I'm sorry,
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- who is Director Romslo?
- My boss.
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Everyone has a boss, Max. Even me.
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Get me Romslo.
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Oh, Captain LaFrey.
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What's going on?
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Sir, we have a predator
of unknown species
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loose in the building.
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A predator. How did this happen?
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It was the Dublin cadaver transfer.
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Apparently, it wasn't dead.
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The Dublin cadaver?
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- Initiate B-13.
- (ALARM SOUNDS)
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LAFREY: Sir... B-13? No, no.
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That-that won't be necessary.
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ROMSLO: You have no
idea what's necessary.
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My responsibility is the
safety of the public.
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B-13 is initiated.
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You have 30 minutes to
eliminate the threat.
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Sir, please. That's not enough time.
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(ALARM CONTINUES SOUNDING)
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MECHANIZED VOICE: Lockdown initiated.
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Remain in your office.
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Protocol B-13 initiated.
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Remain in your office.
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Protocol B-13 initiated.
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- What is B-13?
- The Bureau is sealed off.
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If we don't find and kill this
thing in the next 30 minutes,
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everything in here gets incinerated.
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- Wait, what?
- I don't want to burn to death.
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I want to die in my sleep, butt-naked.
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LAFREY: All right, listen up. Leroy.
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You and Annie start tracking the target.
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Barry, you and Max get into
that lab, figure out what
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this thing is and how to kill it.
And, guys,
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remember what we do here today,
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we do for Bob.
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- I will be...
- JACE: Sorry to interrupt,
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but security guy wouldn't let me leave,
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and I came down the back elevator.
Now I'm lost.
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I will be helping Jace,
the water delivery man,
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because we have nothing
to hide from him.
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It's a totally normal day.
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So, go ahead and go.
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- Let's go.
- LEROY: Can't believe she lets
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the water guy come down here.
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Uh, Jace, please, come on in.
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_
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Okay, this sensor detects
any non-human DNA.
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If the creature comes within
15 feet, it'll start to beep.
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What's up with you and Max?
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What? What are you even talking about?
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I have a boyfriend.
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Who, free throw guy?
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My sense is that's
been over for a while,
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and neither one of you wants to say it.
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(SCOFFS)
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Okay, you are wrong, and that
is so none of your business.
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And besides, how would you know?
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Annie, I'm a detective.
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I detect things all the time.
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Even in my co-workers' relationships.
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- It's almost a curse.
- Okay.
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Why are we even talking about this?
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There is a predator in the building.
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On the force, when we
were in a shootout,
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it was best to talk about something else
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to keep your mind off the danger.
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You seem pissed at me now,
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but you don't seem nervous anymore.
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Huh. Well, I guess you're right.
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Plus, I love juicy gossip.
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Still nothing.
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Those samples Bob took before he, uh...
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Got all the skin sucked off his head
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and stayed alive for, like,
a full minute afterwards?
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Yeah. Could you bring
those over here, please?
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What's it like working
with a certified badass
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like Leroy every day?
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Are you just like, "Wow"?
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I mean, uh, you know, Leroy's great.
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Lucky to be working with him.
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Uh, are you downplaying it
so I won't feel jealous?
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Because it's not working.
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I'm answering honestly. I
love working with Leroy.
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We make a great team. He...
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(MUMBLING)
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Bob really admired Leroy.
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Bob's dead, Barry.
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Okay?
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Yeah.
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Let's, uh, continue working, all right?
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Yes.
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LAFREY: Sorry about
all of the confusion,
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but it's kind of... lucky.
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'Cause, uh, you've just been
doing such a terrific job
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that I'm actually thinking
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of putting in a few more water coolers.
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Really?
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I mean, that sort of thing normally goes
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through our sales team.
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Something tells me that
you can handle it.
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It's rare that I meet someone as
passionate about water as I am.
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MECHANIZED VOICE: 25 minutes remaining.
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That's the countdown
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for our lunch break.
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Maybe we could have lunch together?
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Well, I'd like that, Jace. I would.
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Uh, tell you what, I
want you to stay here,
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and, uh, you draw up a, uh, proposal,
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and then I'll come back
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and we can go over the numbers together.
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(LAUGHING): Okay.
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(CREATURE RATTLING)
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Shag, Marry, Kill: me, Leroy, yourself?
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Barry, even if I wanted to
play, that list is too weird.
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You find anything?
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Oh, yes. I found a report
on a similar creature,
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basically wiping out the
city of Galway in 1973.
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Pretty gruesome.
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Nothing about how they
killed it, though.
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Hold on.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, I know. It's a
pretty cool microscope.
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- It makes little thing...
- I have to talk to Leroy
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- and Annie right now.
- No. Y-Your phone won't work.
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They jam the signal during lockdown.
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Okay, well, we have to
warn them not to shoot it.
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They cannot shoot it.
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Wendy Williams teaches us that
change is not only natural,
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it's inevitable.
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Relationships are like the ocean...
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- (DEVICE BEEPING)
- It's close.
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(PANTING)
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(DEVICE STOPS BEEPING)
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Wait. What happened?
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00:08:35,846 --> 00:08:37,851
What is it?
250
00:08:38,204 --> 00:08:40,035
- Um...
- What is it?
251
00:08:40,060 --> 00:08:41,438
Hold on.
252
00:08:42,423 --> 00:08:43,488
(CREATURE RATTLING)
253
00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:45,891
ANNIE: It's behind us.
254
00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:47,626
(CREATURE SNARLING)
255
00:08:48,610 --> 00:08:50,280
ANNIE: There it is! Get it!
256
00:08:51,347 --> 00:08:52,950
(CREATURE SCREECHES)
257
00:08:54,035 --> 00:08:55,734
LEROY: I'm out.
258
00:08:55,759 --> 00:08:57,816
- We need more firepower.
- ANNIE: Come with me!
259
00:08:57,841 --> 00:09:01,125
Am I crazy, or did that
thing smell really good?
260
00:09:03,337 --> 00:09:05,754
(SCREECHES)
261
00:09:07,740 --> 00:09:09,840
BARRY: What are you doing
with a tranquilizer gun?
262
00:09:09,865 --> 00:09:12,223
The cells of that creature
were able to regenerate
263
00:09:12,248 --> 00:09:14,191
at an incredibly fast rate,
264
00:09:14,216 --> 00:09:17,310
so if that organism is
divided in any way...
265
00:09:17,335 --> 00:09:19,637
They could create a new
independent organism.
266
00:09:19,662 --> 00:09:20,771
That's exactly right.
267
00:09:20,796 --> 00:09:22,951
Ah. We need to get the
tranquilizer gun to Leroy
268
00:09:22,976 --> 00:09:24,458
and let the big man do his thang.
269
00:09:24,483 --> 00:09:26,709
Yeah, or we can take
care of it ourselves.
270
00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:28,677
No, no, no, no, no. That
doesn't sound like something
271
00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:32,021
- guys like us would do.
- Well, I'm not like you.
272
00:09:32,046 --> 00:09:33,412
I'm like, you know, I'm more...
273
00:09:33,437 --> 00:09:34,607
sort of...
274
00:09:35,343 --> 00:09:38,544
You're kind of a... you know... it's...
275
00:09:38,569 --> 00:09:40,879
MECHANIZED VOICE: 20 minutes remaining.
276
00:09:40,904 --> 00:09:42,052
Look, let's just go.
277
00:09:42,077 --> 00:09:43,903
I'll come up with a nice way
of saying it on the walk.
278
00:09:43,928 --> 00:09:45,428
- Come on.
- Okay.
279
00:09:45,820 --> 00:09:47,587
What the hell was that thing?
280
00:09:47,612 --> 00:09:48,951
I've never seen anything like that.
281
00:09:48,976 --> 00:09:50,809
Dating Max would be
completely inappropriate.
282
00:09:50,834 --> 00:09:52,801
I mean, we work together
and he's married.
283
00:09:52,927 --> 00:09:54,982
What? I thought you didn't
want to talk about it.
284
00:09:55,013 --> 00:09:56,402
Well, I don't want to
die with you thinking
285
00:09:56,427 --> 00:09:57,934
that I'm some sort of home-wrecker.
286
00:09:57,959 --> 00:09:59,715
Well, Max's wife
287
00:09:59,740 --> 00:10:02,007
is an insane fugitive
who slammed his head
288
00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:03,427
and disappeared for a second time,
289
00:10:03,452 --> 00:10:04,618
so I think that home is wrecked.
290
00:10:04,643 --> 00:10:06,509
Hoping he finds a slightly
better situation.
291
00:10:07,095 --> 00:10:08,928
Well, that's sweet that
you're worried about him.
292
00:10:08,953 --> 00:10:11,454
I'm not worried about him, specifically.
293
00:10:11,585 --> 00:10:13,985
I-I love everybody. I got a big heart.
294
00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:16,623
Well, it doesn't matter,
anyway, because I'm with Tad.
295
00:10:16,648 --> 00:10:17,990
Free throw guy's name is Tad?
296
00:10:18,015 --> 00:10:19,848
- Shut up.
- Okay.
297
00:10:25,923 --> 00:10:28,045
(WHISPERING): Yeah, the
creature was here.
298
00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:37,285
Excuse me.
299
00:10:37,958 --> 00:10:39,973
Hello?
300
00:10:41,910 --> 00:10:44,074
(BOTH SCREAMING)
301
00:10:44,099 --> 00:10:45,506
Oh, my God.
302
00:10:45,531 --> 00:10:46,763
Oh, thank God!
303
00:10:46,788 --> 00:10:47,927
(SCREAMING)
304
00:10:47,952 --> 00:10:49,051
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, God!
305
00:10:49,076 --> 00:10:50,275
Oh, God.
306
00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:52,974
That thing killed Evan. It was horrible.
307
00:10:52,999 --> 00:10:54,576
Well, we're here now.
You're safe with us, okay?
308
00:10:54,601 --> 00:10:58,091
I know I am because you
are Leroy's partner,
309
00:10:58,121 --> 00:11:01,047
and as long as I'm with you,
he can protect all of us.
310
00:11:01,072 --> 00:11:03,539
Yeah, or I'll protect all of us
311
00:11:03,564 --> 00:11:06,365
because Leroy and I are
equally as good. Okay?
312
00:11:06,390 --> 00:11:08,091
(DEVICE BEEPING)
313
00:11:08,116 --> 00:11:10,583
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's close.
It's close. It's close.
314
00:11:10,608 --> 00:11:12,423
Okay, get behind me. Get behind me.
Get behind me.
315
00:11:12,448 --> 00:11:14,257
Okay. Shh, shh, shh.
316
00:11:16,132 --> 00:11:18,387
Oh, my God, I got to work out.
317
00:11:21,027 --> 00:11:22,493
Come on.
318
00:11:22,518 --> 00:11:23,695
DONNY: Where are we going?
319
00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:25,545
BARRY: Shh. Shh, shh.
320
00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:27,396
(CREATURE GROWLING, RATTLING)
321
00:11:27,458 --> 00:11:31,024
Oh. Oh. Oh, God.
322
00:11:33,052 --> 00:11:35,949
(WHISPERING): Okay.
Okay, you can do this.
323
00:11:35,974 --> 00:11:38,073
You're a badass.
324
00:11:38,284 --> 00:11:40,158
One...
325
00:11:40,368 --> 00:11:41,952
two...
326
00:11:42,955 --> 00:11:44,802
- three...
- (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
327
00:11:44,827 --> 00:11:47,125
Not bad.
328
00:11:50,636 --> 00:11:53,366
Stop shooting! You can't shoot it!
329
00:11:53,391 --> 00:11:55,076
MAX: I got it!
330
00:11:56,357 --> 00:11:58,324
Oops.
331
00:11:58,349 --> 00:11:59,982
- (CREATURE ROARING)
- ANNIE: Leroy!
332
00:12:00,989 --> 00:12:02,676
Don't shoot! You can't shoot it!
333
00:12:02,701 --> 00:12:04,107
- ANNIE: Why not?
- I'll tell you later.
334
00:12:04,132 --> 00:12:05,935
Let's get him in the elevator.
Grab his legs.
335
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:07,575
- Donny, come on.
- Help us!
336
00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:08,818
- Oh!
- Leroy, wake up.
337
00:12:08,843 --> 00:12:11,123
- Oh, my God.
- Max, why did you...
338
00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:13,756
(CREATURE RATTLING)
339
00:12:15,357 --> 00:12:17,918
Oh, I think I'm gonna pee myself.
340
00:12:17,943 --> 00:12:19,739
Mm, there it is.
341
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,708
- (SCREECHES)
- BARRY: It's not working.
342
00:12:32,733 --> 00:12:34,588
- He's immune.
- (SCREECHING)
343
00:12:34,613 --> 00:12:36,413
Ooh! Whoa!
344
00:12:36,438 --> 00:12:38,717
(ALL SHOUTING)
345
00:12:43,099 --> 00:12:44,558
Go! Go! Go!
346
00:12:44,591 --> 00:12:47,025
(ALL SHOUTING)
347
00:12:49,045 --> 00:12:50,378
Oh, my God, I peed myself.
348
00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:52,356
I'm a grown-ass man, I peed myself!
349
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,859
Stop, Donny!
350
00:12:54,884 --> 00:12:56,451
- I'm not dying for y'all!
- No, no, no, no, no!
351
00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,270
You're not even a part of
my main office clique!
352
00:12:58,295 --> 00:13:00,562
(SCREECHES)
353
00:13:00,782 --> 00:13:03,974
- (DONNY SCREAMING, BONES CRACKING)
- Whoa!
354
00:13:04,998 --> 00:13:06,998
Go! Go! Go! Go!
355
00:13:07,023 --> 00:13:08,356
Get him in, come on.
356
00:13:08,450 --> 00:13:09,916
BARRY: Okay.
357
00:13:09,941 --> 00:13:11,574
- One, two, three and plop.
- (GASPS)
358
00:13:11,599 --> 00:13:14,482
- (PANTING)
- Oh, there he is. Hey, buddy.
359
00:13:14,507 --> 00:13:15,806
- Hello.
- You shot me!
360
00:13:15,831 --> 00:13:17,482
Okay, I know it appears that way,
361
00:13:17,507 --> 00:13:18,939
and is that way,
362
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:20,325
but it's actually kind of a good thing,
363
00:13:20,350 --> 00:13:22,317
because firing on that monster,
364
00:13:22,342 --> 00:13:24,739
it could have created a-a
bunch of little monsters.
365
00:13:24,764 --> 00:13:26,564
So, I should thank you for shooting me?
366
00:13:26,589 --> 00:13:28,138
'Cause it seemed like something
you could have just told me.
367
00:13:28,163 --> 00:13:29,204
Well, maybe I would have
368
00:13:29,236 --> 00:13:30,084
if you didn't just start
369
00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:32,310
blasting everything in
sight, just so everyone
370
00:13:32,335 --> 00:13:34,584
would call you this
big, tough, cool guy.
371
00:13:34,609 --> 00:13:36,850
Stop trying to do my thing.
Do your thing.
372
00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:38,653
Use that big, freaky brain of yours
373
00:13:38,678 --> 00:13:40,287
to come up with some dumb-sounding plan.
374
00:13:40,312 --> 00:13:41,771
ANNIE: Well, okay. Okay, hold on.
375
00:13:41,796 --> 00:13:43,904
Just take a second. You're still
woozy from the tranquilizer.
376
00:13:43,929 --> 00:13:45,996
I-I'll splash some water on your face.
377
00:13:46,021 --> 00:13:47,687
Do not put toilet water on my face.
378
00:13:47,712 --> 00:13:49,443
What do... What's wrong?
It's clean water.
379
00:13:49,468 --> 00:13:51,021
Do you not know what happens in toilets?
380
00:13:51,046 --> 00:13:52,318
The amount of times you flush,
381
00:13:52,343 --> 00:13:54,215
the water just cleans
itself out, doesn't it?
382
00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:56,248
You're not putting
poop water on my face.
383
00:13:56,281 --> 00:13:58,381
Everybody knows that
toilet water's very clean.
384
00:13:58,406 --> 00:13:58,944
LEROY: No.
385
00:13:58,969 --> 00:14:00,402
Oh. That's weird.
386
00:14:00,427 --> 00:14:01,482
The bowl's empty.
387
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,093
I-It's been sucked dry.
388
00:14:07,303 --> 00:14:09,849
Yep. This one's dry, too.
389
00:14:09,874 --> 00:14:11,803
The monster was coming
from this direction.
390
00:14:11,828 --> 00:14:13,972
BARRY: And it killed Bob after
he spilled his beverage.
391
00:14:13,997 --> 00:14:15,765
And Donny after he peed his pants.
392
00:14:15,790 --> 00:14:17,256
It's hunting for liquid.
393
00:14:17,281 --> 00:14:19,548
I mean, it must be some
sort of aquatic creature.
394
00:14:19,573 --> 00:14:22,612
It needs massive amounts
of fluid to survive.
395
00:14:22,637 --> 00:14:25,448
Max, what's going on in that
big, freaky brain of yours?
396
00:14:27,132 --> 00:14:29,661
A dumb-sounding plan.
397
00:14:36,254 --> 00:14:38,488
Sorry, but can I say one more thing...
398
00:14:38,513 --> 00:14:42,292
No. I am under a lot
of pressure right now,
399
00:14:42,317 --> 00:14:44,894
and I will be damned if
I spend one more second
400
00:14:44,919 --> 00:14:46,595
dealing with water.
401
00:14:46,779 --> 00:14:48,387
We need water.
402
00:14:48,412 --> 00:14:50,130
We need to get all of the
water in the building
403
00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:52,246
- into one room.
- We need to do it fast.
404
00:14:52,271 --> 00:14:53,810
Really fast.
405
00:14:55,290 --> 00:14:56,896
Jace, you got this?
406
00:14:57,714 --> 00:14:59,440
Time me.
407
00:15:07,361 --> 00:15:09,160
That's the last of it.
408
00:15:09,185 --> 00:15:11,244
MECHANIZED VOICE: Seven
minutes remaining.
409
00:15:11,269 --> 00:15:12,747
Barry? Max? Are we ready?
410
00:15:12,772 --> 00:15:14,981
Yes. Uh, we've recalibrated
the radiation waves
411
00:15:15,006 --> 00:15:17,559
coming off this machine to
effectively transform this room
412
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,466
- into a humongous microwave.
- MAX: Yeah.
413
00:15:19,491 --> 00:15:21,387
So, the creature is attracted
to moisture, right?
414
00:15:21,412 --> 00:15:23,145
So he's gonna come in, follow the bait,
415
00:15:23,170 --> 00:15:25,508
and then, we can
instantly dehydrate him.
416
00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:27,019
We hope. All right.
417
00:15:27,044 --> 00:15:28,345
Everyone ready?
418
00:15:28,370 --> 00:15:29,403
(CLICKING)
419
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,161
Whoa. Hold on.
420
00:15:31,186 --> 00:15:33,067
D-Did you just say "creature"?
421
00:15:33,092 --> 00:15:35,860
What creature? Why does
a coat hanger company
422
00:15:35,885 --> 00:15:37,979
have a giant x-ray mach...
423
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,183
I probably should've done that earlier.
424
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,262
LEROY: That was cool.
425
00:15:42,287 --> 00:15:43,481
I was thinking we were
gonna have to kill him,
426
00:15:43,506 --> 00:15:45,199
but this is better.
427
00:15:45,224 --> 00:15:47,906
(CREATURE GROWLING)
428
00:15:49,605 --> 00:15:51,576
Come on.
429
00:15:53,012 --> 00:15:54,879
- Go in there.
- Okay...
430
00:15:54,904 --> 00:15:57,362
- (SCREECHING)
- LAFREY: Okay, Barry, now.
431
00:15:57,387 --> 00:15:59,454
- Press it! Press it! Barry, Barry.
- Do it, do it.
432
00:15:59,489 --> 00:16:00,309
Press the button. -Press it,
Barry. -Do it, do it!
433
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,906
- Do it! Do it!
- Press the button.
434
00:16:01,931 --> 00:16:03,898
I'm pressing it. It's
not doing anything!
435
00:16:03,923 --> 00:16:05,423
- Why the hell not?
- Okay, it might be possible
436
00:16:05,448 --> 00:16:06,995
after Max and I adjusted the settings,
437
00:16:07,020 --> 00:16:08,356
I may have possibly forgotten to...
438
00:16:08,381 --> 00:16:10,614
Forgotten to turn the machine back on?
439
00:16:10,639 --> 00:16:12,091
No more donuts until
we survive this thing.
440
00:16:12,116 --> 00:16:12,473
Okay.
441
00:16:12,498 --> 00:16:14,176
MECHANIZED VOICE: Five
minutes remaining.
442
00:16:14,201 --> 00:16:15,614
All right, all right. Listen, listen.
443
00:16:15,639 --> 00:16:17,269
Someone needs to go in there.
444
00:16:17,294 --> 00:16:18,598
It's too risky.
445
00:16:18,623 --> 00:16:20,818
If it detects our moisture,
it will instantly attack us.
446
00:16:20,843 --> 00:16:22,243
Okay, so we need something
447
00:16:22,268 --> 00:16:23,614
t-that will hide us.
448
00:16:23,639 --> 00:16:24,786
We need something, uh, super absorbent?
449
00:16:24,811 --> 00:16:25,777
Do you have any kind of
450
00:16:25,802 --> 00:16:27,160
advanced drying technology?
451
00:16:27,185 --> 00:16:29,986
- I-I have, like, baby powder.
- Baby powder?
452
00:16:30,011 --> 00:16:31,262
Are you sure that'll work?
453
00:16:31,442 --> 00:16:33,241
No. Not at all.
454
00:16:34,683 --> 00:16:36,483
(SIGHING)
455
00:16:36,599 --> 00:16:37,950
I'll do it.
456
00:16:37,975 --> 00:16:40,214
No, Max. You're trying
to do my thing again.
457
00:16:40,239 --> 00:16:41,250
I'll go.
458
00:16:41,275 --> 00:16:42,848
Well, I'm not gonna let
you go in there alone.
459
00:16:42,873 --> 00:16:45,563
Okay, just to be clear, this
is very much a one-person job.
460
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:46,921
Not today, it's not.
461
00:16:48,227 --> 00:16:49,933
We'll go together.
462
00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:50,990
Let's do it.
463
00:16:51,015 --> 00:16:52,762
All three of us, then.
464
00:16:52,787 --> 00:16:54,152
Let's do this for Bob.
465
00:16:54,177 --> 00:16:55,738
Barry, no. You're
not a part of this.
466
00:16:55,763 --> 00:16:56,340
Sorry.
467
00:16:56,365 --> 00:16:57,998
We are gonna it for Bob, though.
That's a good call.
468
00:16:58,023 --> 00:17:00,300
- I loved that guy.
- MAX: Listen.
469
00:17:00,325 --> 00:17:01,300
If you have to press that button
470
00:17:01,325 --> 00:17:02,878
while we're still in there, you do it.
471
00:17:02,903 --> 00:17:04,518
- LEROY: What?
- MAX: Don't worry about it.
472
00:17:04,543 --> 00:17:06,018
- LEROY: What did you just say?
- MAX: Nothing.
473
00:17:06,043 --> 00:17:08,862
(CREATURE SLURPING)
474
00:17:27,038 --> 00:17:28,965
(GROWLING)
475
00:17:49,144 --> 00:17:51,660
(QUIETLY): Come on.
476
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:57,143
Don't sneeze.
477
00:17:57,452 --> 00:18:00,955
Do not sneeze, Max.
478
00:18:05,148 --> 00:18:09,214
It's okay. There's just so
much baby powder. Let's go.
479
00:18:11,318 --> 00:18:12,884
(SNEEZES)
480
00:18:12,909 --> 00:18:14,011
(GROWLING)
481
00:18:14,036 --> 00:18:15,532
Go! Go! Go! Go!
482
00:18:15,557 --> 00:18:18,135
- Barry, press the button!
- Press the button, Barry!
483
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,643
Press the button!
484
00:18:19,668 --> 00:18:20,987
Hurry! Barry!
485
00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:25,021
- (ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
- (CREATURE GROWLING)
486
00:18:26,102 --> 00:18:29,770
- (SHOUTING)
- We did it! Oh! Oh, my God!
487
00:18:29,805 --> 00:18:31,050
(SHOUTING, LAUGHING)
488
00:18:31,075 --> 00:18:33,863
Oh, my God, that really worked!
489
00:18:34,576 --> 00:18:35,878
You've earned this, Barry.
490
00:18:35,903 --> 00:18:37,269
- (SCREAMS)
- Yes!
491
00:18:37,294 --> 00:18:39,237
- You were awesome!
- No, you were awesome!
492
00:18:39,262 --> 00:18:40,861
He was, like, right up in your face.
493
00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:42,362
- You were so cool!
- What about you?
494
00:18:42,387 --> 00:18:43,820
Flipping the switch like a badass!
495
00:18:43,845 --> 00:18:45,620
- Aw, well... That was amazing!
- (LAUGHS)
496
00:18:45,645 --> 00:18:48,279
MECHANIZED VOICE: 30 seconds remaining.
497
00:18:48,304 --> 00:18:50,538
Wait a second. Why
didn't the clock stop?
498
00:18:50,916 --> 00:18:53,049
Why hasn't the clock stopped?
499
00:18:57,072 --> 00:18:59,838
MECHANIZED VOICE: 25 seconds remaining.
500
00:18:59,863 --> 00:19:01,729
- What's happening?
- Why isn't the clock stopped?
501
00:19:01,756 --> 00:19:03,245
- LAFREY: I don't know.
- Where's Barry?
502
00:19:03,270 --> 00:19:04,110
(Choking)
503
00:19:04,151 --> 00:19:05,820
- (SCREAMING)
- God! There's another one!
504
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:06,877
It's got my face.
505
00:19:06,902 --> 00:19:09,003
(SHOUTING) Ow!
506
00:19:09,028 --> 00:19:11,692
MECHANIZED VOICE: 15 seconds remaining.
507
00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:13,945
(CREATURE SHRIEKING)
508
00:19:13,970 --> 00:19:15,814
MECHANIZED VOICE: Ten...
509
00:19:15,839 --> 00:19:18,620
- nine... eight...
- (CREATURE WHIMPERING)
510
00:19:18,645 --> 00:19:21,632
seven... six...
511
00:19:21,657 --> 00:19:24,354
five... four...
512
00:19:24,379 --> 00:19:27,090
three... two...
513
00:19:27,115 --> 00:19:30,169
one...
514
00:19:30,194 --> 00:19:31,636
(MICROWAVE CHIMES)
515
00:19:31,661 --> 00:19:33,895
MECHANIZED VOICE: Threat eliminated.
516
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:36,384
Thank you.
517
00:19:36,794 --> 00:19:38,660
(SIGHING)
518
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:41,409
Barry, scrub out the microwave.
519
00:19:41,831 --> 00:19:43,809
Everyone else, take the
rest of the day off.
520
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:45,476
(EXHALES)
521
00:19:45,501 --> 00:19:47,134
(SIGHS)
522
00:19:50,042 --> 00:19:51,513
Hey.
523
00:19:51,549 --> 00:19:52,781
Oh, hey.
524
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,081
(SIGHS)
525
00:19:54,106 --> 00:19:55,375
Crazy day, huh?
526
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,989
Yeah, that was, uh...
527
00:19:59,128 --> 00:20:00,886
Exactly what you said. It was crazy.
528
00:20:00,911 --> 00:20:02,994
- (LAUGHS)
- Yeah.
529
00:20:04,316 --> 00:20:06,479
- Well, I'm glad... What?
- You know...
530
00:20:06,504 --> 00:20:07,511
Sorry.
531
00:20:07,536 --> 00:20:09,035
(CHUCKLES) No, go ahead.
What were you gonna say?
532
00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:09,348
Ser...
533
00:20:09,373 --> 00:20:10,728
No, no, no, no, no,
that's all right. What...
534
00:20:10,753 --> 00:20:12,932
- Go ahead.
- I was just gonna say
535
00:20:12,957 --> 00:20:15,632
that I'm glad you're okay.
536
00:20:16,438 --> 00:20:18,301
Thanks. Me, too.
537
00:20:18,416 --> 00:20:20,253
I mean, for you.
538
00:20:20,278 --> 00:20:21,653
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
539
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:23,300
- Both of us. You know.
- Yeah...
540
00:20:23,325 --> 00:20:25,440
But I am glad you're okay.
(CHUCKLES) It's...
541
00:20:25,465 --> 00:20:28,733
? Just listen to the
rhythm of my heart ?
542
00:20:28,758 --> 00:20:30,562
? There's a chance we
could make it now ?
543
00:20:30,587 --> 00:20:31,933
? We'll be rocking till
the sun goes down... ?
544
00:20:31,958 --> 00:20:34,081
Yo, Annie banan-ie.
545
00:20:34,106 --> 00:20:36,833
? Ah, ooh... ?
546
00:20:37,104 --> 00:20:40,531
Got out early today, huh? Must be nice.
547
00:20:41,690 --> 00:20:43,308
Yeah. Yeah.
548
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:44,964
What, do you have the
day off, too, or...
549
00:20:44,989 --> 00:20:45,644
(CHUCKLES)
550
00:20:45,669 --> 00:20:47,363
I wish. I'm always working.
551
00:20:47,388 --> 00:20:49,498
He has an idea for a magazine.
552
00:20:49,523 --> 00:20:51,125
Oh, cool.
553
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:53,878
- Hey, see you tomorrow.
- Okay.
554
00:20:53,903 --> 00:20:58,056
? You got me in a spin, but
everything is A-okay... ?
555
00:20:58,081 --> 00:20:59,199
Peace.
556
00:20:59,224 --> 00:21:01,417
(ENGINE ROARS)
557
00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:05,613
Good job today.
558
00:21:05,648 --> 00:21:07,414
Thanks, man. You, too.
559
00:21:07,450 --> 00:21:11,213
Hey, I guess you, uh, believe
in monsters now, huh?
560
00:21:11,238 --> 00:21:12,574
I believe in that monster.
561
00:21:12,725 --> 00:21:15,392
I still don't believe in aliens
and all your other crazy stuff.
562
00:21:15,417 --> 00:21:17,652
Okay. All right, well, it's a start.
563
00:21:19,456 --> 00:21:22,240
I did see a bigfoot when
I was little, though.
564
00:21:23,079 --> 00:21:24,678
I'm sorry, what?
565
00:21:24,702 --> 00:21:27,188
- Way to bury the lede, man.
- Night, Max.
566
00:21:27,238 --> 00:21:31,788
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