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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,791 --> 00:00:03,560 Ben: All right, madam, you've sent back the peas, carrots, 2 00:00:03,594 --> 00:00:06,816 and even the chef's special, peas and carrots. 3 00:00:06,817 --> 00:00:07,810 ( Babbles ) 4 00:00:07,836 --> 00:00:09,165 That's right. 5 00:00:09,166 --> 00:00:12,398 Now I hate to say this to my customers, but you're kind of being a baby. 6 00:00:13,939 --> 00:00:15,807 Hey, will you two keep it down? 7 00:00:15,808 --> 00:00:18,843 Danny Wheeler is officially on sale at the NHL store. 8 00:00:18,877 --> 00:00:21,646 Dude, this is the tenth time you've called. Have you no dignity? 9 00:00:21,681 --> 00:00:25,192 I'm dignified. ( Bad French accent ) Bonjour, monsieur. 10 00:00:25,985 --> 00:00:28,012 I am zee French tourist. 11 00:00:28,013 --> 00:00:30,922 Do you have zee Danny Veeler jersey in stockee? 12 00:00:30,957 --> 00:00:32,624 ( Silent ) 13 00:00:32,658 --> 00:00:34,075 Sure, I'll hold. 14 00:00:34,708 --> 00:00:39,146 Okay. Does this suit say strong, successful TV producer? 15 00:00:39,147 --> 00:00:41,726 Yeah, it does. So why are you wearing it? 16 00:00:42,702 --> 00:00:45,737 Because I am only one great idea away 17 00:00:45,771 --> 00:00:48,807 from being bumped up to producer on "The Mary Hart Show." 18 00:00:48,841 --> 00:00:51,543 Look, yesterday, I was walking down the hall. 19 00:00:51,577 --> 00:00:55,587 Mary came out of her dressing room, stopped, looked straight at me. 20 00:00:55,588 --> 00:00:58,248 - What'd she say? - Nothing. She just kept walking to set. 21 00:00:59,287 --> 00:01:01,820 But the point is she stopped. 22 00:01:02,564 --> 00:01:04,735 Dude, I'm a Mary-stopper. 23 00:01:05,909 --> 00:01:07,801 Yes, I'm still here. 24 00:01:08,535 --> 00:01:13,048 Really? That's awesome! I mean, zhat's awesome! 25 00:01:13,499 --> 00:01:15,038 My jersey's sold out! 26 00:01:15,039 --> 00:01:18,823 Coming through! Pay no attention to the ass in your doorway. 27 00:01:18,824 --> 00:01:21,442 Mom! Mom, I have fans, real fans. 28 00:01:21,443 --> 00:01:24,195 Yeah, well, could you turn them on? I'm sweating through my good bra. 29 00:01:24,197 --> 00:01:26,683 No, no, no. My jersey is sold out. 30 00:01:26,684 --> 00:01:28,735 Ah, I got to tell Riley. 31 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:31,615 What's up with the old bag? 32 00:01:34,420 --> 00:01:37,722 I am of course referring to the duffel. 33 00:01:38,226 --> 00:01:41,161 Tucker, you look adorable. 34 00:01:41,179 --> 00:01:43,964 Your school pictures are gonna turn out great. 35 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:51,301 Riley's not answering. 36 00:01:51,335 --> 00:01:53,269 Damn it, Ben. I knew it. 37 00:01:53,304 --> 00:01:55,394 I knew you were gonna mess things up with her. 38 00:01:55,395 --> 00:01:57,396 I'm just like that psychic on the corner, 39 00:01:57,414 --> 00:02:00,282 except I wear pants and I'm not married to the fire hydrant. 40 00:02:01,195 --> 00:02:03,502 - I'm gonna go check on her. - Hey, what about me? 41 00:02:03,503 --> 00:02:05,237 'Cause nobody's asking if I'm okay. 42 00:02:05,238 --> 00:02:07,468 Because I'm not. I'm the one who got dumped. 43 00:02:07,469 --> 00:02:09,475 Oh, sweetie, we are all so concerned. 44 00:02:09,476 --> 00:02:12,405 But is he gone? Okay. All right, okay. 45 00:02:12,406 --> 00:02:16,248 You guys have got to help me unload these things. 46 00:02:19,486 --> 00:02:22,588 You bought all of Danny's jerseys? 47 00:02:22,606 --> 00:02:25,858 Where you when I was selling homemade taquitos? 48 00:02:27,561 --> 00:02:29,898 All right, Danny's contract is coming up. 49 00:02:29,899 --> 00:02:33,181 And nothing says "Cut me from the team" like a bunch of unsold T-shirts. 50 00:02:33,182 --> 00:02:35,880 Mom, Danny's an adult. Just tell him the truth. 51 00:02:35,881 --> 00:02:39,138 - We're Wheelers. We can handle it. - Really, Ben? 52 00:02:39,785 --> 00:02:41,569 You want the truth? 53 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:43,055 Okay. 54 00:02:43,658 --> 00:02:47,360 You never sold one tube of wrapping paper. 55 00:02:47,361 --> 00:02:49,149 Your lemonade stand sucked. 56 00:02:49,150 --> 00:02:51,746 And when you finally graduated from junior high, 57 00:02:51,747 --> 00:02:55,583 it wasn't because you were good at math. It was because I was good at flirting. 58 00:03:01,222 --> 00:03:03,708 I lie to you boys to protect you. 59 00:03:03,726 --> 00:03:06,678 It's called being a parent. Okay, get used to it. 60 00:03:07,386 --> 00:03:09,781 ( Theme music plays ) 61 00:03:09,815 --> 00:03:12,884 It's amazing how the unexpected 62 00:03:12,918 --> 00:03:15,820 Can take your life and change direction. 63 00:03:16,103 --> 00:03:19,103 Synced by Reef www.addic7ed.com 64 00:03:19,882 --> 00:03:22,581 Danny, for the last time, I'm fine. 65 00:03:22,839 --> 00:03:24,773 Why wouldn't you think I'm fine? I'm fine! 66 00:03:25,070 --> 00:03:26,988 Riley, I've known you my entire life. 67 00:03:27,022 --> 00:03:29,023 And whenever you get upset, you stress-eat. 68 00:03:29,041 --> 00:03:31,025 Well, obviously, you don't know me at all 69 00:03:31,026 --> 00:03:33,395 because this is stress-baking. 70 00:03:33,729 --> 00:03:36,115 You know? And there's a big difference 71 00:03:36,185 --> 00:03:40,001 ( muffled ) 'Cause in the past, I mean, I would have eaten all of these, 72 00:03:40,035 --> 00:03:42,003 but now I just take a bite... 73 00:03:42,856 --> 00:03:44,655 Of each one. 74 00:03:47,692 --> 00:03:50,343 It has been 36 hours and not one call. 75 00:03:50,377 --> 00:03:52,244 I mean, why hasn't he called, Danny? Why? 76 00:03:52,279 --> 00:03:54,396 Maybe it's because you told him not to. 77 00:03:54,397 --> 00:03:56,916 Um, I'm a woman. I didn't mean it. 78 00:03:57,952 --> 00:04:01,858 I mean, you don't get over a lifetime of love in 36 hours. 79 00:04:05,339 --> 00:04:07,846 And if he did love me, he'd be here right now. 80 00:04:07,854 --> 00:04:10,014 I mean, he'd fight for me, right? 81 00:04:10,015 --> 00:04:13,346 I would've. I mean, he should've. 82 00:04:14,301 --> 00:04:16,218 You know what I need to do? 83 00:04:16,525 --> 00:04:18,254 I need to move on. 84 00:04:18,305 --> 00:04:19,471 You know what? That's it. 85 00:04:19,506 --> 00:04:21,774 I am moving on. I am done with Ben Wheeler. 86 00:04:21,775 --> 00:04:22,875 - Really? - Really. 87 00:04:22,876 --> 00:04:24,984 Oh my God, this one looks like him. 88 00:04:28,648 --> 00:04:30,583 One sock. 89 00:04:30,584 --> 00:04:32,268 And number two. 90 00:04:32,269 --> 00:04:33,393 - No! No. - Why? 91 00:04:33,394 --> 00:04:34,685 No, I am not wearing this to work. 92 00:04:34,686 --> 00:04:37,237 And I am not booking Danny on the show. He's not famous enough. 93 00:04:37,238 --> 00:04:39,122 Hey, I have seen "The Mary Hart Show." 94 00:04:39,182 --> 00:04:41,823 - You don't always have celebrities. - Yes, we do. 95 00:04:41,824 --> 00:04:43,951 Okay, what about that monkey you had on yesterday? 96 00:04:43,952 --> 00:04:46,661 - He can drive a car! - Yeah, well, so can Danny! 97 00:04:46,662 --> 00:04:48,913 - A stick shift?! - Well, he can learn! 98 00:04:51,434 --> 00:04:53,573 And that's why I put you in day care. 99 00:04:53,609 --> 00:04:56,596 Oh, Ben, I keep forgetting to tell you. I got a lead on an apartment. 100 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:58,839 So it looks like I'll finally be getting off your couch. 101 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:01,949 Hey, that's great. Hey, let me call Riley and tell her the great news. 102 00:05:01,967 --> 00:05:04,413 Oh wait, she's not talking to me. 103 00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:08,005 Ben, I'm so sorry if I had anything to do with you and Riley breaking up. 104 00:05:08,006 --> 00:05:11,742 You know, some people would say you had everything to do with it. 105 00:05:11,743 --> 00:05:13,430 And I happen to be one of those people. 106 00:05:13,431 --> 00:05:15,516 Well, I still think it would make our daughter happy 107 00:05:15,517 --> 00:05:16,998 if we at least gave it a shot. 108 00:05:17,032 --> 00:05:19,448 Angela, we're not playing house here. 109 00:05:19,449 --> 00:05:21,383 You don't even know where you're gonna be in the next month. 110 00:05:21,384 --> 00:05:23,625 But that's just it. I'm ready to stay. 111 00:05:23,626 --> 00:05:25,493 In fact, I was offered a big part in L.A. 112 00:05:25,494 --> 00:05:27,628 and I already told my agent I'm not interested. 113 00:05:27,663 --> 00:05:29,431 Maybe you don't see it, 114 00:05:29,465 --> 00:05:32,221 but I think we have the makings of a pretty nice little family. 115 00:05:32,222 --> 00:05:34,000 Oh, I see plenty. 116 00:05:34,131 --> 00:05:35,670 No, seriously, go put some clothes on. 117 00:05:35,705 --> 00:05:37,706 ( Laughs ) 118 00:05:37,740 --> 00:05:40,409 Bonnie: And they're super absorbent. 119 00:05:40,443 --> 00:05:42,461 Huh? Voila! Huh? 120 00:05:42,512 --> 00:05:43,900 - Here, take it. - Hey. 121 00:05:43,901 --> 00:05:46,348 I did it. I actually did it. 122 00:05:46,382 --> 00:05:49,717 Well, so did I last Tuesday, but I'm not running around bragging about it. 123 00:05:50,620 --> 00:05:52,521 No, no. 124 00:05:52,555 --> 00:05:56,001 I talked to Mary Hart and I convinced her to book Danny on the show. 125 00:05:56,002 --> 00:05:58,653 Tucker! Thank you! 126 00:06:05,936 --> 00:06:07,920 Um, yeah. 127 00:06:07,928 --> 00:06:09,736 - That's never happening again. - No. 128 00:06:09,793 --> 00:06:11,377 So... so how did you do it? 129 00:06:11,407 --> 00:06:12,624 Oh my God, you should have seen me. 130 00:06:12,658 --> 00:06:14,226 - I was amazing. - Yeah. 131 00:06:14,227 --> 00:06:16,816 A guest canceled, so I asked if I can book Danny. 132 00:06:16,817 --> 00:06:18,446 She said, "Whatever, don't talk to me." 133 00:06:18,464 --> 00:06:21,143 - And then that was it. Done. - Yes. 134 00:06:21,450 --> 00:06:23,585 Oh wow. 135 00:06:23,619 --> 00:06:25,635 It's like a Danny Wheeler fan club in here. 136 00:06:25,636 --> 00:06:27,737 Hey, everyone, it's me. 137 00:06:29,509 --> 00:06:33,327 Okay, sweetie, you don't want to cause a riot. 138 00:06:33,645 --> 00:06:36,598 Okay, guess what? I've got even more good news. 139 00:06:36,599 --> 00:06:39,684 Tucker got you an interview tomorrow with Mary Hart. 140 00:06:39,934 --> 00:06:41,332 Really? 141 00:06:41,333 --> 00:06:44,322 First my Jersey sells out and now I get to interview Mary Hart? 142 00:06:45,270 --> 00:06:47,971 Mary, who do you like in the playoffs? 143 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:51,780 - Okay. - Yeah. 144 00:06:51,814 --> 00:06:53,030 Um... 145 00:06:53,031 --> 00:06:56,361 Okay, maybe I'll just write out the questions and the answers 146 00:06:56,362 --> 00:06:58,146 that you'll be giving to Mary. 147 00:06:58,371 --> 00:07:00,181 Oh, yeah. That works too. 148 00:07:00,182 --> 00:07:02,340 I'll help right after you buy me lunch. 149 00:07:02,341 --> 00:07:04,617 - Wait, why am I buying you lunch? - Are you kidding me? 150 00:07:04,643 --> 00:07:07,405 After that kiss, you should buy me dinner and a purse. 151 00:07:08,381 --> 00:07:10,952 Danny, there you are. Hey, so how's Riley doing? 152 00:07:10,953 --> 00:07:13,335 Is she happy, sad, conflicted, 153 00:07:13,369 --> 00:07:15,570 sticking pins in a small doll that looks like me? 154 00:07:15,605 --> 00:07:18,174 'Cause my neck has been killing me all morning. 155 00:07:18,407 --> 00:07:20,442 Actually, I think she's ready to move on. 156 00:07:20,476 --> 00:07:23,512 Move on? As in "Ben" voyage? 157 00:07:24,390 --> 00:07:26,381 "Ben" there done that? 158 00:07:27,105 --> 00:07:29,560 Well, it's not like you're over there fighting for her. 159 00:07:29,585 --> 00:07:33,041 Well, I would've if I thought something like that would work. 160 00:07:34,425 --> 00:07:36,142 Oh my God, that could work. 161 00:07:36,826 --> 00:07:39,102 Oh, I've got to go. Hey, cover for me. 162 00:07:40,405 --> 00:07:42,310 Oh! Hey, mom! 163 00:07:42,311 --> 00:07:45,584 Did you know they're making towels that look like my jersey? 164 00:07:46,836 --> 00:07:49,571 Ben, hi. Um, what are you doing here? 165 00:07:49,572 --> 00:07:51,706 We need to talk. Look, Riley, I've been a fool. 166 00:07:51,712 --> 00:07:52,940 The most important thing... 167 00:07:52,941 --> 00:07:56,005 Oh, why is there a half-naked man coming out of your bathroom? 168 00:07:56,006 --> 00:07:57,540 Oh, hey, Ben. 169 00:08:00,100 --> 00:08:01,650 You remember Fitch. 170 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:07,575 Seriously...? Riley and Fitch?! 171 00:08:07,592 --> 00:08:09,320 I can't believe it. Can you believe it? 172 00:08:09,345 --> 00:08:11,412 'Cause I know I can't believe it. 173 00:08:11,447 --> 00:08:12,614 What are you doing? 174 00:08:12,648 --> 00:08:14,558 Working on questions for Danny's interview. 175 00:08:14,583 --> 00:08:18,376 If you could have dinner with Gandhi or Jesus Christ, 176 00:08:18,604 --> 00:08:20,443 what would you order? 177 00:08:21,557 --> 00:08:24,067 Tucker, I'm having a crisis here. 178 00:08:24,493 --> 00:08:26,394 I just thought I meant something to her. 179 00:08:26,428 --> 00:08:28,296 But obviously she still has feelings for Fitch. 180 00:08:28,330 --> 00:08:30,431 Riley does not have feelings for Fitch. 181 00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:32,300 Oh, you weren't there. Trust me. 182 00:08:32,334 --> 00:08:34,369 They were having feelings. 183 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:39,027 Ben, look, I believe the scientific term is called rebound. 184 00:08:39,028 --> 00:08:41,432 It's what you do when you want to get over someone. 185 00:08:41,466 --> 00:08:44,668 And it seems like that's exactly what Riley's tryg into do. 186 00:08:44,703 --> 00:08:47,165 - She's moving on. - That's what Danny said. 187 00:08:47,166 --> 00:08:48,539 Well, then maybe you should do that too. 188 00:08:48,573 --> 00:08:52,150 You know, if you could spend one day with Abraham Lincoln... 189 00:08:52,644 --> 00:08:55,337 Would it be a Tuesday or a Thursday? 190 00:08:57,383 --> 00:08:59,284 - Thursday. - Mm-hmm. 191 00:09:01,234 --> 00:09:04,405 Now remember, honey. You have nothing to be nervous about. 192 00:09:04,439 --> 00:09:08,102 Other than the fact that this interview could make or break both of our careers. 193 00:09:08,437 --> 00:09:10,288 Okay, are you ready? I'm Mary. 194 00:09:10,322 --> 00:09:12,722 And we're live in four, three... 195 00:09:12,723 --> 00:09:14,036 ( Silent ) 196 00:09:14,223 --> 00:09:17,326 Shwada shwada shwa 197 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:18,460 Mary 198 00:09:20,789 --> 00:09:23,198 welcome, Danny. First question... 199 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:26,772 - She does that. - Yes, I know. 200 00:09:26,929 --> 00:09:29,765 What's going on in your love life? Are you single? 201 00:09:29,766 --> 00:09:32,270 - Tucker, you know I'm single. - Oh my God, I am not Tucker. 202 00:09:32,271 --> 00:09:33,834 I am Mary. Did you not see the hair flip? 203 00:09:33,835 --> 00:09:35,586 Come on. Come on. 204 00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:37,483 I don't want to talk about my love life. 205 00:09:37,484 --> 00:09:38,551 Can't we just talk about hockey? 206 00:09:38,552 --> 00:09:40,619 Conk, click. ( Mimics snoring ) No. 207 00:09:40,862 --> 00:09:43,320 Danny, nobody gives a crap about hockey. 208 00:09:43,353 --> 00:09:45,824 They wanna hear about romance, affairs of the heart. 209 00:09:45,825 --> 00:09:48,631 Well, I haven't had any of those since Amy and I broke up. 210 00:09:48,632 --> 00:09:50,649 Ooh, Amy. 211 00:09:52,078 --> 00:09:54,985 Oh, wow, so tell me about Amy. Why'd you break up? 212 00:09:54,986 --> 00:09:57,754 Well, um... 213 00:09:58,134 --> 00:10:00,302 I really don't want to talk about it. 214 00:10:00,337 --> 00:10:03,238 Why? Was it difficult, painful, heart-wrenching? 215 00:10:04,755 --> 00:10:06,890 It's just, u.. 216 00:10:07,651 --> 00:10:10,770 See, whenever I end up talking about Amy, 217 00:10:10,771 --> 00:10:12,097 I end up... 218 00:10:12,122 --> 00:10:13,555 ( Choked up ) 219 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:15,284 I end up... 220 00:10:15,285 --> 00:10:17,086 ( sobs ) 221 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:19,254 ( Cries ) 222 00:10:19,288 --> 00:10:20,274 ( Cries ) 223 00:10:20,275 --> 00:10:22,528 Oh my God, Danny. Are you crying? 224 00:10:22,529 --> 00:10:24,098 No! No. 225 00:10:24,726 --> 00:10:27,549 My face is just leaking. Don't look at me! 226 00:10:29,227 --> 00:10:32,817 Danny, I had no idea you were so upset about her. 227 00:10:32,818 --> 00:10:34,360 - I'm not! - Okay. 228 00:10:34,361 --> 00:10:37,927 It's just whenever I think about Amy, I think about why we broke up. 229 00:10:37,928 --> 00:10:39,235 And then I end up thinking about... 230 00:10:39,236 --> 00:10:41,649 - Knock, knock. - Riley. 231 00:10:41,650 --> 00:10:43,785 Hey, I just, um... 232 00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:46,926 I got something in my eye. It's an eyelash. 233 00:10:47,041 --> 00:10:49,125 Oh, look, I got it. Make a wish. 234 00:10:51,410 --> 00:10:52,976 Um, is Ben around? 235 00:10:53,010 --> 00:10:55,077 What do I look like? His mother? 236 00:10:59,366 --> 00:11:02,368 Okay, so what we've learned so far 237 00:11:02,369 --> 00:11:04,443 is, um, no Amy, 238 00:11:04,444 --> 00:11:05,777 no hockey, 239 00:11:05,778 --> 00:11:08,547 and no chance of me getting that promotion. 240 00:11:08,548 --> 00:11:09,748 ( Laughs ) 241 00:11:11,616 --> 00:11:14,518 Ben, it's me. Can we talk? 242 00:11:14,552 --> 00:11:15,920 ( Knob rattles ) 243 00:11:15,954 --> 00:11:17,488 Please? 244 00:11:17,522 --> 00:11:19,319 Seriously? 245 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:21,709 How is anybody supposed to get over anybody 246 00:11:21,710 --> 00:11:23,887 if, every two seconds, anybody is always trying 247 00:11:23,888 --> 00:11:26,206 to get back together with somebody? 248 00:11:27,832 --> 00:11:29,411 Anybody? 249 00:11:30,031 --> 00:11:33,090 You must be just wrecked that Riley just slept with Fitch. 250 00:11:33,091 --> 00:11:34,571 What?! 251 00:11:34,639 --> 00:11:36,540 ( Cries ) When did that happen?! 252 00:11:36,558 --> 00:11:39,560 Oh, honey... ( Cries ) 253 00:11:39,594 --> 00:11:41,148 Okay. 254 00:11:41,563 --> 00:11:45,251 All right. Listen to me, Danny. I am talking to you as your mother, 255 00:11:45,252 --> 00:11:47,491 your manager, and someone who loves you. 256 00:11:47,492 --> 00:11:51,625 We have got a lot riding on this, so you need to pull it together, leaky! 257 00:11:53,810 --> 00:11:55,526 Okay, fine. You won't come out. 258 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:57,302 Um... 259 00:11:57,303 --> 00:11:59,563 I'll just talk and you listen. 260 00:12:00,016 --> 00:12:03,006 Look, nothing happened with me and Fitch. 261 00:12:03,007 --> 00:12:04,568 I swear. 262 00:12:04,602 --> 00:12:06,978 So he just came over to change his clothes? 263 00:12:06,986 --> 00:12:10,270 How stupid do you think I am? Don't answer that. 264 00:12:10,475 --> 00:12:13,577 Look, yes, I was mad and hurt. 265 00:12:13,611 --> 00:12:15,713 And I thought that somehow it might help me move on, 266 00:12:15,747 --> 00:12:19,650 but I realized that I was doing it for all the wrong reasons and... 267 00:12:19,684 --> 00:12:21,652 We just ended up talking. 268 00:12:22,390 --> 00:12:24,755 - Really? - Yes. 269 00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:27,376 Ben, come on. You know me. 270 00:12:27,377 --> 00:12:29,906 I would never do something like that to you. 271 00:12:30,808 --> 00:12:33,910 Oh, hey, Riley. 272 00:12:42,559 --> 00:12:46,002 Okay. Mary will be out in two minutes. Do you need anything? 273 00:12:46,003 --> 00:12:49,135 - Tea, lozenge, back pillow? - Is this really your job? 274 00:12:50,743 --> 00:12:52,744 Okay, Danny, we are all set. 275 00:12:52,778 --> 00:12:56,596 I talked to Jon, the camera guy and he knows to only shoot you from the left. 276 00:12:56,597 --> 00:12:59,559 And Judy, she's the makeup girl, she's on the lookout for flop sweat. 277 00:12:59,569 --> 00:13:02,970 And Marco, the cue-card guy, has a thing for tall blondes. 278 00:13:04,204 --> 00:13:05,794 Oh, and he made you these. 279 00:13:05,841 --> 00:13:08,827 Wow, Danny, I can't believe you're gonna be on TV. 280 00:13:08,861 --> 00:13:12,832 Wait, I'm not gonna be on TV, am I? 'Cause I called in sick to work, so... 281 00:13:13,783 --> 00:13:16,202 Ben, you are not even supposed to be here. 282 00:13:16,203 --> 00:13:18,649 I purposefully gave you the wrong time. 283 00:13:19,672 --> 00:13:21,606 I invited him. 284 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:24,676 This is my first big interview. I want my brother and my best friend to be here. 285 00:13:24,710 --> 00:13:26,945 I'm sorry. Your best what? Riley's not coming here, is she? 286 00:13:26,979 --> 00:13:28,248 Hey, everyone, I hope we're not late. 287 00:13:28,249 --> 00:13:30,316 Oh, hey, Ben. Where's your girlfriend? 288 00:13:30,317 --> 00:13:33,651 - Angela's not my girlfriend. - Oh no, what happened? 289 00:13:33,652 --> 00:13:35,815 Did you already cheat on her with the hair lady? 290 00:13:36,689 --> 00:13:39,720 You were right. This is so not awkward. 291 00:13:39,892 --> 00:13:42,760 Hey, guys, do we really need to do this right now? 292 00:13:42,795 --> 00:13:46,210 Yeah, Danny is right. Okay, he needs to stay focused. 293 00:13:46,211 --> 00:13:49,213 And we need to make sure that he knows all of these answers. 294 00:13:49,247 --> 00:13:53,003 Okay. Ooh, hey. Comfy. 295 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:55,616 No, no, no, no. That is Mary's chair. 296 00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:57,946 It was molded to fit her butt perfectly. 297 00:13:57,947 --> 00:14:00,849 Maybe I should tell her about the time I made a jell-o mold of my butt. 298 00:14:00,850 --> 00:14:02,427 No, Danny. 299 00:14:02,506 --> 00:14:05,095 If it's not on the cards, you're not saying it. 300 00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:07,693 I'm not saying your stupid answers. They don't sound anything like me. 301 00:14:07,694 --> 00:14:09,762 Exactly. That's the whole point. 302 00:14:09,947 --> 00:14:12,286 Hey, hey, guys, do I need to remind everybody 303 00:14:12,287 --> 00:14:14,271 that my jersey sold out in two days? 304 00:14:14,289 --> 00:14:17,886 I think it's pretty clear that Mary needs me more than I need her. 305 00:14:18,973 --> 00:14:21,456 But what if she didn't? 306 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:25,731 She's coming. 307 00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:27,733 You people, over there! You, up. 308 00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:30,304 - ( Muttering ) Stop it. - What? I'm not even doing anything. 309 00:14:30,338 --> 00:14:32,802 - ( Gasps ) Oh my God. - Oh, hey, Mary. 310 00:14:33,718 --> 00:14:35,198 Hey, Mary, Bonnie Wheeler. 311 00:14:35,199 --> 00:14:36,985 - I'm your biggest fan. - That's nice. 312 00:14:36,986 --> 00:14:39,313 But who's the tall glass of wow? 313 00:14:39,818 --> 00:14:42,182 Danny Wheeler, professional hockey player 314 00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:44,766 filled with fascinating stories about my life on the ice. 315 00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:48,484 Well, as long as you keep them to yourself, we should be just fine. 316 00:14:49,175 --> 00:14:51,810 - Just listen to what I... - Ben, why are we even talking? 317 00:14:51,811 --> 00:14:54,053 You have no excuse for your behavior. 318 00:14:54,073 --> 00:14:56,590 Would you be willing to accept 319 00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:59,392 you told me to get together with her in the first place? 320 00:15:00,118 --> 00:15:02,002 I did not say that. 321 00:15:02,036 --> 00:15:05,122 I said see if you have something. Something is not sex. 322 00:15:05,173 --> 00:15:06,924 Well, how was I supposed to know that? 323 00:15:08,102 --> 00:15:10,137 Yo, yo, back me up here, man. 324 00:15:10,328 --> 00:15:12,267 It is a little ambiguous. 325 00:15:13,048 --> 00:15:15,007 ( Theme music plays ) 326 00:15:15,008 --> 00:15:16,008 Mary 327 00:15:16,009 --> 00:15:19,959 Hello, everybody, and welcome to another edition of "The Mary Hart Show." 328 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,827 I'm Mary Hart. 329 00:15:22,106 --> 00:15:24,966 My first guest is the ridiculously handsome 330 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,344 New York Ranger Danny Wheeler. 331 00:15:27,345 --> 00:15:32,580 So, Danny, can you tell us something about yourself no one else knows? 332 00:15:33,305 --> 00:15:35,710 ___ 333 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:37,871 Well, Mary, 334 00:15:37,906 --> 00:15:40,664 one thing that no one else seems to know about me 335 00:15:40,665 --> 00:15:43,482 is that I can actually answer questions on my own. 336 00:15:43,483 --> 00:15:46,063 Okay. 337 00:15:46,097 --> 00:15:49,341 Not necessarily something you need to tell people. 338 00:15:49,561 --> 00:15:50,766 Riley, please. 339 00:15:50,767 --> 00:15:53,170 There has to be something I can say to make you let this go. 340 00:15:53,204 --> 00:15:55,719 Let it go? No, I cannot just let it go. 341 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:58,875 - I think I should go. - No, no, no. No, no. 342 00:15:58,893 --> 00:16:00,138 You are staying right here. 343 00:16:00,139 --> 00:16:02,907 Because the minute this is over, we're going back to my place. 344 00:16:02,908 --> 00:16:05,860 And this time, we really are gonna do it. 345 00:16:10,165 --> 00:16:11,866 So just so we're clear, 346 00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:14,168 there are 30 teams, six divisions, 347 00:16:14,169 --> 00:16:16,971 two conferences, but only one Stanley Cup. 348 00:16:17,005 --> 00:16:20,655 Well, I'm usually known for making people cry, 349 00:16:20,656 --> 00:16:24,745 but I think the only tears we're gonna see today will be mine. 350 00:16:25,961 --> 00:16:29,140 - No, no, no, no. We can't. - We have to do something. 351 00:16:29,217 --> 00:16:31,482 If your career ended tomorrow 352 00:16:31,483 --> 00:16:34,582 or perhaps even right after this interview... 353 00:16:36,158 --> 00:16:37,858 What would you do? 354 00:16:37,893 --> 00:16:39,827 Oh God, okay, just do it. 355 00:16:39,861 --> 00:16:43,848 He'll thank us for this later. Or I'll just tell him it was your idea. 356 00:16:44,551 --> 00:16:46,551 ___ 357 00:16:46,552 --> 00:16:49,870 - Does that say "Amy"? - What? Whoa. What about Amy? 358 00:16:49,905 --> 00:16:52,246 I thought we weren't gonna talk about her. 359 00:16:52,247 --> 00:16:55,680 It's okay, Danny. It's just us. 360 00:16:56,581 --> 00:16:58,845 Please, Riley, can't we just talk about this? 361 00:16:58,847 --> 00:17:01,015 Ben, there is truly nothing to talk about. 362 00:17:01,049 --> 00:17:03,984 Nothing?! No, there is everything to talk about. 363 00:17:04,019 --> 00:17:07,154 How about the fact that this whole thing started when you got upset when I answered 364 00:17:07,189 --> 00:17:10,958 a hypothetical question about a girl I care nothing about. 365 00:17:10,992 --> 00:17:13,027 Or that when you walked out, 366 00:17:13,061 --> 00:17:16,207 it felt like my heart had been physically ripped out of my chest. 367 00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:20,497 Or the fact that any rational human being who saw what I saw 368 00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,398 would think that you and Fitch had hooked up. 369 00:17:22,492 --> 00:17:26,997 Yes, hooking up with Angela was probably the dumbest thing I have ever done. 370 00:17:27,008 --> 00:17:29,255 But it wasn't to hurt you, Riley. 371 00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:31,391 It was to try to stop me from hurting. 372 00:17:31,563 --> 00:17:33,293 And you know what? 373 00:17:33,397 --> 00:17:35,431 It didn't work. 374 00:17:36,913 --> 00:17:38,152 Uh... 375 00:17:38,178 --> 00:17:40,376 I don't know if this is the best time to mention it, 376 00:17:40,401 --> 00:17:43,036 but the big guy's kind of bawling his eyes out. 377 00:17:44,969 --> 00:17:46,203 Mary: Go on. 378 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,408 ( Danny crying ) 379 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:52,112 See, that's the thing about being in love, Mary. 380 00:17:52,146 --> 00:17:55,215 It's great until it's not. 381 00:17:56,482 --> 00:17:59,457 And then that person who was your best friend is gone. 382 00:17:59,613 --> 00:18:02,644 ( Cries ) I don't wanna lose any more friends. 383 00:18:04,190 --> 00:18:06,274 ( Blows nose loudly ) 384 00:18:06,275 --> 00:18:09,177 And we'll be right back. 385 00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:10,873 Are you okay, honey? 386 00:18:10,874 --> 00:18:12,771 'Cause we're gonna need to have you cry again 387 00:18:12,772 --> 00:18:14,773 when we come back from commercial. 388 00:18:17,004 --> 00:18:18,154 ( Laughs ) 389 00:18:23,277 --> 00:18:24,941 Ben, I'm sorry. 390 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,949 I haven't made this easy on you. 391 00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:30,563 I guess we both made some mistakes. 392 00:18:30,641 --> 00:18:32,385 Some worse than others. 393 00:18:34,302 --> 00:18:36,241 I mean, Danny's right. 394 00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:38,914 I can't lose you. 395 00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:42,214 That's good. Then we're in agreement. 396 00:18:42,429 --> 00:18:45,839 So we're gonna be okay? We can go back to being us? 397 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:49,059 Um, I don't think I can do "us". 398 00:18:49,672 --> 00:18:53,878 I mean, maybe one day, but not right now. 399 00:18:55,228 --> 00:18:56,562 Okay. 400 00:18:57,050 --> 00:18:59,152 Well, then I'll look forward to that day. 401 00:19:02,483 --> 00:19:05,727 So where does that leave us? 402 00:19:08,197 --> 00:19:10,676 Are we still a go on the whole sex thing? 403 00:19:11,954 --> 00:19:14,964 Well, I'm in town till Thursday if you change your mind. 404 00:19:17,639 --> 00:19:18,739 ( Trilling tongue ) 405 00:19:18,764 --> 00:19:19,997 - Baa. - Baa? 406 00:19:20,032 --> 00:19:21,866 Tucker: Yeah, and then when you really got choked up 407 00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:23,034 and couldn't catch your breath, 408 00:19:23,068 --> 00:19:25,836 the tears were streaming and the snot was flowing. 409 00:19:25,854 --> 00:19:27,021 Ratings gold! 410 00:19:27,055 --> 00:19:29,840 He cries! He scores! 411 00:19:29,858 --> 00:19:31,609 ( Laughs ) 412 00:19:31,643 --> 00:19:32,894 Um, did you notice 413 00:19:32,945 --> 00:19:34,645 there's about 20 women downstairs 414 00:19:34,679 --> 00:19:36,634 clutching your photo and chanting your name? 415 00:19:36,648 --> 00:19:39,884 Yes, that's because I've been labeled a sensitive jock. 416 00:19:39,902 --> 00:19:41,819 And later, I plan on going downstairs 417 00:19:41,853 --> 00:19:44,401 and getting sensitive with each and every one of them. 418 00:19:44,402 --> 00:19:47,909 Hey, while you're down there, try to unload a few of these, okay? 419 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,661 Ask for $100, but I'll take $20. 420 00:19:51,863 --> 00:19:54,899 So any luck working things out with Riley? 421 00:19:54,933 --> 00:19:58,603 More like working on working things out with Riley. 422 00:19:58,637 --> 00:20:01,017 Ben, look, I know it's none of my business, 423 00:20:01,018 --> 00:20:04,619 but you are never gonna get anywhere if you don't get rid of Angela. 424 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:08,123 I don't think that's gonna be a problem anymore. 425 00:20:11,781 --> 00:20:13,481 "Dear, Ben." 426 00:20:13,617 --> 00:20:15,584 "I took that part in L.A." 427 00:20:15,666 --> 00:20:17,309 "You were right." 428 00:20:17,447 --> 00:20:19,566 "I'm not ready to play house." 429 00:20:20,027 --> 00:20:21,924 "Tell Emma I love her." 430 00:20:22,343 --> 00:20:23,828 "Angela." 431 00:20:23,862 --> 00:20:25,963 ( Coos ) 432 00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:28,166 And she's gone again. 433 00:20:29,835 --> 00:20:33,268 Apparently the only girl I'm destined to ever have a relationship with 434 00:20:33,269 --> 00:20:35,361 is this one right here. 435 00:20:36,975 --> 00:20:38,572 ( Cries ) Oh my God. 436 00:20:38,573 --> 00:20:40,845 That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard. 437 00:20:40,879 --> 00:20:42,215 ( Cries ) 438 00:20:42,506 --> 00:20:43,966 Sweetie... 439 00:20:46,060 --> 00:20:48,190 Mary puts the heart in Hart 440 00:20:48,191 --> 00:20:49,941 Ma... Ma... Ma... Mary 441 00:20:51,144 --> 00:20:52,244 What else you got? 442 00:20:52,245 --> 00:20:53,380 - Okay, all right. - Let's go big. 443 00:20:53,404 --> 00:20:55,041 Big guns, big guns. ( Clears throat ) 444 00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:57,284 She's your mama, your sister, 445 00:20:57,285 --> 00:20:59,052 and your very best friend 446 00:20:59,070 --> 00:21:00,697 her name is Mary Hart 447 00:21:00,698 --> 00:21:02,962 and the fun never ends 448 00:21:02,991 --> 00:21:04,291 oh, Mary 449 00:21:04,326 --> 00:21:07,294 ( both vocalize ) 450 00:21:07,329 --> 00:21:08,963 - Where'd she go? - Where'd she go? 451 00:21:08,997 --> 00:21:10,197 - Mary? - Mary? 452 00:21:10,232 --> 00:21:11,232 - Mary! - Mary! 453 00:21:11,266 --> 00:21:12,933 Mary, come on! 454 00:21:12,934 --> 00:21:14,544 - Mary, get back here... - Mary, you know you like it. 455 00:21:14,569 --> 00:21:17,569 Synced by Reef www.addic7ed.com 456 00:21:17,619 --> 00:21:22,169 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35330

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