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- [exhales]

Well, that was weird.

- Really weird. - Mm-hmm.

- Maybe we never try that again.

- Mm-hmm.

You're the one who suggested that we...

switch...

to opposite sides of the bed

to see if we liked the other better,

and I kept waking up confused.

I didn't know where I was.

- Well, I'm sorry, buddy.

You're here

in my bedroom,

stuck with me.

- Lucky me.

- I've really enjoyed these past few weeks together.

They've made me feel much closer to you.

- Oh, yeah? - Mm-hmm.

- Hmm.

And there's still so much more you have to learn.

I mean, there must be a million things

we don't know about each other.

- There are?

- Well, I bet you didn't know that

I am a part of an elite weekly woodworking club.

- Like sawing, and hammering, and making wood stuff?

- In an elite way.

- Okay. [laughter]

- What about you, what are some things about you

that I would not be able to guess?

- Mm...

Let me think.

Oh, you know how short I am?

Is that a secret?

- No.

Try again. - No?

Oh.

Today, Mo is taking me to see a professional medium.

It was his birthday present to me,

and we're gonna use it to contact my father.

- I didn't know you believed in that stuff.

- I'm not sure I do, but we'll see what happens.

- Just be careful, okay?

My mom was totally scammed by a shady psychic

after my dad died, and...

they can be real grief vampires, so.

- [imitating Dracula] Well, I'll have to bring some garlic

to protect myself.

Mwahahahahaha.

Oh, another secret is I like to do voices sometimes.

Hey, Mom?

Can I borrow Dad's fancy watch for the day?

The medium requires a personal object

to connect to the other side. - Oh, yeah, sure.

Just don't read the inscription on the back.

It's kind of an inside and dirty joke

Do you want to grab a plate, sweetie?

- No, Mo's actually waiting for me

and, you know, maybe so is Dad.

- Well, yeah.

He's probably hanging out with Elvis and Larry King.

- This was a gift,

so I don't know how this is gonna go,

but if anyone has a question for Dad,

let me know.

- Ask him how he feels about me quitting my job

and if he still loves me.

- You can tell him

that I miss him every single day,

and, um,

if you could find out what he did with that rice cooker,

I need it for a dinner party thing.

- You're having a dinner party thingy?

- The Millers and the Blausteins are coming over.

Nothing fancy, but after your birthday,

I decided maybe it's time to be social again.

Come on, let's go get you that watch.

- Hey Zoey, maybe ask the psychic

if I'll ever feel joy again?

- Ha.

I will, sure.

This is the psychic?

Is she gonna read my mind

or is she gonna knit me a sweater?

- She's done both for me, but she's not a psychic.

She prefers the term "intuitive."

- Who wants fizzy water?

I only have pamplemousse.

- Sounds good, Nova. I only drink pamplemousse.

- Here you go.

Dead people make me thirsty.

- Oh, that's part of her process.

- Okay, so how do we do this?

Do I just start talking?

Like, "Hey, Dad, are you up there listening?

Knock twice if you can hear me."

- I wish people would have an open mind

about other people's special abilities.

- [mouthing words]

- You know, it is so easy to mock

what you do not understand.

Did you bring an item of your father's?

- Uh,

I did.

Oh, d--

- [giggles]

Spicy.

Okay, let's begin.

Sorry about that.

Building has electrical problems,

Or...

you and I have a deep

psychological connection.

One or the other.

Now I'm sensing that

there is something not right inside of you.

- That's 'cause she ain't right.

- You're really dark inside.

Wait, not dark, no.

Mixed-up.

But your dad, uh...

now he's trying to communicate.

Is there any way,

and I know this is probably not gonna make much sense

to you at first,

but, uh,

did your Dad

like

movies?

- [scoffs] Yeah.

My dad,

like most humans on planet Earth,

enjoyed movies.

- Baby, not my Auntie June.

She went to go see "Marley & Me",

and she never went back.

- Oh, oh, God. He's fading.

He's fading.

[sighs] He's gone.

- Okay, he's gone. That's it.

- Yeah, that's it.

- Okay.

How is any of this real?

- How are your powers real? - I don't know.

But if Simon's gonna look at me the way that I was just

looking at Nova, then I'm never telling him

about my powers.

- Shift is over and I am free.

- Waiting for Rose?

- Uh, yeah. You waiting for Simon?

- Yeah. Look at us.

Waiting for dates.

- And being totally chill about it.

- How are you two doing?

- Honestly, things are going pretty--

[soft piano music]

♪

♪ A hundred million stories and a hundred million songs ♪

♪ And I feel stupid when I sing ♪

♪ Nobody's listening to me

♪ Nobody's listening

♪ I talk to shooting stars, but they always get it wrong ♪

♪ I feel stupid when I pray

♪ So why am I praying anyway

♪ If nobody's listening

♪ Anyone

♪ Please send me anyone

♪ Lord, is there anyone?

♪ I need someone

♪ Oh, anyone

♪ Please send me anyone

♪ Lord, is there anyone?

♪ I need someone

Things are going pretty great.

No complaints, so...

What?

What's wrong?

- Uh, you just sang

the most deeply sad

and haunting heart song I've ever heard

in my life.

- Really?

I don't know why.

I mean, I was just thinking about how positive things are.

Rose and I are going to Happy Times Fun Land tonight.

- Hey, hi you two. - Hey.

- Hey, oh, Zoey,

I'm really glad that you're here.

My friend is having an art show this week,

and it's all computer-themed pieces.

I thought maybe you two tech-heads would want to go.

- Yeah, sure. That sounds great.

Thanks, Rose.

- Cool, I'll get your email from Max.

- See?

Sad people don't party at Happy Times Fun Land.

Not tonight they don't.

- Hmm...

Something about this is really

fu...

...nky.

[rock music]

.

- Hey, can I come in?

I'm not interrupting anything, am I?

- No, but you will see a "Do Not Disturb" sign

on my door later this evening that I stole

from the Ritz Carlton.

Perry and I are having our first sleepover.

- Ooh, are you gonna build a fort?

- Don't do that.

But I am gonna go sit over there right now

and watch a marathon of "Law & Order: SVU."

Do you need something?

- I think my powers are malfunctioning again.

- Malfunctioning how? You only hear jazz.

Oh, you only hear animals.

You only hear animals singing jazz.

- No, I heard Max sing this heartbreaking,

super sad heart song.

Like his soul was breaking.

But he swears he's fine,

and actually,

I mean, he did seem fine.

- Well, as Detective Olivia Benson would say,

"He's lying!"

That wasn't worth it. I spilled my coffee everywhere

and on me.

- What if he's not lying, though?

Is the universe messing with me?

I mean, the songs have never been wrong before.

- Honestly, as Olivia would also say,

the easiest solution is always the right one.

Sounds like to me

that you need to interrogate the suspect

and get him to sing again.

Oh, I need my own cop show.

- So you're really not depressed

at all, like, at all, at all?

- No, I'm happy.

Now can you pass me a sugar, please?

- Sounds like somebody's trying to change the subject.

Is that because something really bad

happened with Rose?

- Zoey, I don't know what to tell you, okay?

We had a really awesome night.

I won her an inflatable bear,

we got our faces painted,

then we got stuck on the Ferris wheel

and I learned a really dark secret about her.

- What?

- She's a giant fan of Blake Shelton.

I know. I'm still processing it.

- You know, it's funny you mention that,

because I'm actually thinking of telling Simon

my biggest secret.

- You're gonna tell him about the powers?

- Yes.

No?

Maybe.

What do you think?

- I'm not sure.

I mean, I know honesty is really important,

but knowing you could hear my songs

really made everything much more

complicated between us.

Things never felt equal,

you know?

- Hm.

[percussive music]

[elevator dings]

♪

- Hey, how's it going?

- Confusing.

Emily just sent me a video

of a panda licking a popsicle.

- I've seen it. It's cute.

Oh, what about that psychic?

- Oh, uh, yeah. You were right.

- I told you those people can be shady.

Oh, it turns out my very exclusive woodworking club

is open to having a guest this week.

Are you interested?

- Are you kidding?

All I've ever wanted is to see the inner workings

of an elite woodworking club.

- Oh, my gosh. You're not gonna regret it.

- Hey, how is the

"Great Microphone versus Megaphone Debate" going?

- I will tell you after I grab this.

- Uh, I would like to file a corporate espionage complaint

against the Microphone team.

- What is that?

- Whatever it is, it's big and dumb.

- I think the words you're looking for

are "awesome and game changing."

We had the guys from R&D make it.

- Oh, well we also asked R&D to build us a mock-up,

and it's so small and chic,

you didn't even notice we all had one right now.

- That's the Microphone?

That looks like the tiny, sad baby of two hot Megaphones

that got together, didn't use protection,

and now their lives are ruined by all of you.

- Yeah? - Yeah!

- You're wrong. - Oh, I'm wrong?

You're delusional. - Okay, well--

[upbeat music]

- ♪ One is the loneliest number ♪

♪ That you'll ever do

♪ Two can be as bad as one

♪ It's the loneliest number since the number one ♪

♪ 'Cause one is the loneliest number ♪

♪ That you'll ever do

♪ One is the loneliest number

♪ Worse than two

- This does not seem like a song

you should all be singing right now.

- ♪ It's just no good anymore ♪

♪ Since you went away

♪ Now I spend my time

♪ Just making rhymes of yesterday ♪

♪ One is the loneliest number

♪ One is the loneliest number

♪ One is the loneliest number

♪ That you'll ever do

- Well, I think the Microphone is better.

- I-I-I think that you

should all just

keep debating it.

[percussive music]

[cellphone buzzing and chiming]

♪

- Wait up. - Nuh-uh.

- Sorry.

- Many texts

from Brad.

- Your ex? Who cares? I don't care.

- He can't find our son's stuffed animal.

- Oh, a stuffed animal. A tragedy.

- I'm gonna have to go back home and look for it.

- Brad can't find it?

- I think it's at my place.

I'm really sorry,

but my son has to have it to sleep.

It's a whole thing.

Hopefully, it'll be quick.

I'll text you.

- There you are.

I was sneaking in to return Dad's watch

so I didn't interrupt your dinner party.

- It's already over.

- Oh, wow, so it was really fun?

- Fun if you like hearing about

Clifford and Pamela's Alaskan cruise adventure

or Leslie and Jeff's doubles tennis tournament.

- Who won?

- I don't know.

I blacked out after Leslie made me feel her thigh muscles.

- Yikes.

That must have been rough.

- They just don't know

how to be around me anymore,

and clearly I don't know how to be around them either.

I think maybe I ought to just

try to fly solo for a little while,

you know, take care of numero uno,

Maggie, party of--

♪ Anything you can do, I can do better ♪

♪ I can do anything better than you ♪

♪ No you can't, yes I can ♪

♪ No you can't, yes I can ♪

♪ No you can't, yes I can ♪

♪ Yes I can

- Wait, you're singing two different people's parts.

- ♪ Sooner or later I'm greater than you ♪

♪ No you're not, yes I am ♪

♪ No you're not, yes I am ♪

♪ No you're not, yes I am, yes I am ♪

- This should be the programmers' song,

and their song was yours.

- ♪ I can jump a hurdle

♪ I can wear a girdle

♪ I can knit a sweater

♪ I can fill it better

♪ I can do most anything

♪ Can you bake a pie?

♪ No, neither can I ♪

[line trilling]

♪ Anything you can wear, I can wear better ♪

♪ In what you wear I'd look better than you ♪

- Hello?

- Mo, I think I know what's going on.

The songs aren't wrong.

They're just switched.

.

- And then just as we were heading to the bedroom,

he gets a text message saying that he had

a stuffed animal emergency, and then he left.

- Can I have this?

- Huh? Yeah. - Mm.

- What do you mean songs are switching?

- What I mean is that the programmers at work

sang my mom's heart song

and my mom sang their heart song.

- But why, Zoey? Why?

- That's exactly what we have to find out, okay?

- I mean,

the only thing I know for real

is that Max is telling the truth.

That super sad song he sang

belongs to someone else.

- But who, Zoey?

Who?

- I don't know, but clearly someone out there needs me,

and I don't know what I did t-- I know what I did.

I went with you to that psychic.

- Ah, don't you dare blame this on Nova.

[knocking on door]

I don't know what you are doing

and going through, but stop it.

You got me all jumpy.

- Hey. I just wanted to stop by and apologize.

Well hey, Zoey.

- Hey.

- I'm sorry, Perry, I can't talk right now.

I'm hosting a friend who has an actual emergency.

- Okay.

- I hear you, I just...

[country rock music]

♪

- ♪ He was sittin' at the bar

♪ Sippin' on a regular Coke

- Oh, no.

Not you, too.

- ♪ We were drinkin' and smokin' ♪

♪ And makin' him the butt of our jokes ♪

♪ We all said "Man, what happened to you ♪

♪ Why can't you just have a few?" ♪

♪ He said, "I would if I could ♪

♪ But it's probably best that I don't" ♪

♪ 'Cause the more I drink

♪ The more I drink

♪ Well, I'm the world's greatest lover ♪

♪ And a dancing machine

♪ I get loud

♪ I get proud

♪ And it gets worse

♪ Well if I have one

♪ I'll have 13

♪ Nah, there ain't no in between ♪

♪ 'Cause the more I drink

♪ The more I drink

- Sometimes I have to do these things,

and that's all I have to say about it.

- Perry.

- I'll text you.

- Can you believe this man showing up

to my apartment unannounced.

This is why I have a strict

"not before noon" policy.

Now, where are we? - I'll tell you where we are.

Making things more complicated.

You just sang country.

- Oh, now I know something's wrong

because I never sing country.

- What did you do to me?

- Do to you? - Yeah.

- You mean other than use my gift

to help you, another human being?

You do not understand what it is like

to have powers, Zoey.

- Mo, how do I explain this?

- You're not the only redhead with powers.

- Just like that, I guess.

- How special we talking?

- I don't want to brag,

but I can hear people singing

their innermost feelings through popular music.

- Wow. That is interesting.

I have never heard that before,

though I did once know a boy who had

an actual eye for talent.

- Yeah-yeah-yeah, okay, so I'm just wondering

what you did to me, because people's songs

are getting switched with other people.

- How would I do that?

You know what though, let's not guess what the spirits want.

Let's ask them, come on.

Oh.

The spirits are speaking.

Oh, they're speaking a lot.

[stammering] M? M-M.

M. Do you have an M name in your life?

- M, as in Mitch?

Because that's my dad's name, which you know.

- Right, oh, yeah.

[humming]

- You know what? It's okay. Fine.

Thank you for your time and the beverages.

- And for...

blessing you

with my abilities

for the second time.

You're welcome.

- You made her big mad.

- But seriously? Starts with M?

How is this helping at all with the song switching?

- You know what all this song switching reminds me of?

"Freaky Friday."

- I love that movie. I used to watch it with--

Oh, I just got the chills.

"Freaky Friday" was my favorite movie

to watch with my dad.

- And Nova mentioned movies in our first session.

Oh, I got the chills too.

- In the movie they had to figure out something

to undo the switch, right?

Maybe I have to figure out something to undo mine.

- Who sang what song? - And then help those people.

- Mm-hmm. - That makes sense, okay?

Now all I have to do is figure out who sang the mystery song.

Oh, the sad one and the country one.

And then the switch is over.

- And how are you gonna do that?

- Harass everyone I know until they burst

into a musical number.

- Attagirl.

- Knock, knock.

Are you busy?

- For you? No.

For everyone else? Yes.

Walk with me.

Is something going on, Zoey?

- I'm just checking on how you're doing and feeling,

'cause if you're sad and you're craving a drink

but you're worried it could lead to more drinking,

you could always...

think it?

- What? Worried about drinking coffee?

- No, I meant booze.

Are you self-medicating with booze?

- Is there something going on, Zoey?

- I don't know, is there?

You could tell me.

What are you thinking?

What are you feeling?

You don't even have to tell me with your mouth.

You could tell me with your heart

or your brain.

No pressure.

[dance club music]

♪

- ♪ Dog goes woof, cat goes meow ♪

♪ Bird goes tweet and the mouse goes squeak ♪

♪ Cow goes moo, frog goes croak ♪

♪ And the elephant goes toot

- Oh. Wow.

- ♪ Ducks say quack, and fish go blub ♪

♪ And the seal goes ow ow ow

♪ But there's one sound that no one knows ♪

- I actually, I know.

- ♪ What does the fox say?

♪ Ring-ding-ding-ding dingeringeding ♪

♪ Gering-ding-ding-ding dingeringeding ♪

♪ Gering-ding-ding-ding dingeringeding ♪

♪ What the fox say?

♪ Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow

♪ Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow, wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow ♪

♪ What the fox say?

There's nothing going on in my brain right now, but--

Wait, you are still coming to my woodworking class

tonight right?

- You bet I'll be there, you sly fox.

.

- This is getting out of control.

I'm starting to lose track of

who's singing what,

who's feeling what,

and there is clearly still that

poor soul

in real need out there.

- Hm, lucky for you,

you've come to the perfect person

to help you crack this.

Come on, kid.

- Wow.

This is impressive. - Ain't she a beaut?

Like to use this when I want to solve

crime mystery murders.

On this side, you have all the M's in your life.

Maggie, Mitch, Me, Max,

little baby Miles, Mackenzie.

On this side, everyone that you've encountered lately.

Post-it notes, songs.

- Hot delivery guy?

- It could be anyone, Zoey.

Even hot people.

- Okay, add one to Simon,

because he sang "What Does the Fox Say?"

at work.

I mean, who would sing that?

Why would they sing that? It's insane.

- Let's start with what we know.

- Okay, my mom

switched songs with the programmers,

so we can match those.

- Hey-hey, see? Progress.

- Is there anyone else we can match?

- Simon

and Max, [whistles] switched.

- That would mean that

Max's actual heart song is "What Does the Fox Say?"

and that would mean he is a crazy person.

[cell phone ding]

And another text from Emily.

She's stuck in a meeting

and wants to get a drink after work?

She's never asked me that ever.

- Could Emily be the country drinking song?

She wants to have a drink with you.

A drink.

- Yes!

Wait, no, no.

She's still breastfeeding Miles, and--

No, that song is about someone with

an actual drinking problem.

There's no way that's her.

Pump and dump. I'mma keep her on the list

just in case.

- Oh, wait. Oh, my God.

Max told me that Rose likes country music.

Could Rose be the drinking song?

- You want me to follow her?

I have a Burberry trench coat that I have been dying to wear.

- No need. You want to know why?

'Cause I know

exactly where she's gonna be tonight.

We walk in,

talk to Rose, hopefully get her to sing,

get out, and then I go meet Simon

for a good ol' fashion woodworking date.

- I'm starting to realize you don't know what dates are.

- Hey, guys. Thank you so much for coming.

There's a lot of cool reconstituted

old tech here, but you might want to avoid

the Furby autopsy room in the back.

I didn't need to see that.

[glass clicking]

- Everybody, please pay attention to me.

I'd like to thank

the Martin and Reiner Gallery

for their bravery

in showcasing my vision.

[cheers and applause]

I'd also like to thank the lovely Rosanna,

who was an early champion of my work.

[cheers and applause]

Take pics

with your phones,

which will one day become the same

obsolete garbage

that you see in front of you tonight.

- [laughs]

- It's not a joke.

[light applause]

- Hey. - Hi.

I'm so glad you both came.

- Yeah, we did, we came.

- Champagne?

- Oh, yes, please. - No, thank you.

- Are you sure you don't want one? It's free.

- I'm fine, thank you. - Did she stutter?

- [chuckles]

- Hey, Rose? - We--

- Oh, you know what?

Would you excuse me for just one second?

- One. - One second.

- One second and one second only.

[upbeat music]

♪

Yes!

- ♪ You call me all friendly

♪ Telling me how much you miss me ♪

♪ Well that's funny, I guess you've heard my songs ♪

- Mo, Rose is singing right now

and she seems pissed

at the...server?

- ♪ I'm too busy for your business ♪

♪ Go find a girl who wants to listen ♪

♪ 'Cause if you think I was born yesterday ♪

♪ You have got me wrong

♪ So I cut you off, I don't need your love ♪

♪ So you can try all you want

♪ Your time is up, I'll tell you why ♪

♪ You say you're sorry, but it's too late now ♪

♪ So save it, get gone, shut up ♪

♪ 'Cause if you think I care about you now ♪

♪ Well boy, I don't give a--

- So what song was she singing?

Was it something I would sing?

Only a lesser vocalist?

- Uh, possibly,

but she was definitely

telling some guy off, even though he said he's sorry.

- I don't care if Perry is sorry.

Why would I pick a guy that doesn't prioritize me?

You're right. It's something I would've sung.

- You were singing Rose's song,

and Rose was singing yours.

That is two more names matched on the board,

and I can still make it to my date.

Wait.

Why would Rose have a heart song

about drinking too much?

- 'Cause she secretly drinks too much?

Probably killed a person. Spent some time in jail.

[chuckles]

- I should talk to her, right?

I mean, she seems pretty upset.

- What about Simon?

[phone ringing]

- Hey, hey.

You almost here? I got safety goggles

with your name on them.

- So, here's the thing.

- Uh-oh.

- Okay, I just--

something came up and I can't get away.

Uh, Simon?

Are you there?

- Yeah, yeah, I'm here.

Don't worry about it.

- See, now I feel like I should worry about it.

- No, can we talk about this later?

I, uh--I need to use the chop saw.

- Yeah, I'm really sorry, okay?

I'll make it up to you, I promise.

Bye.

.

- Hey, again.

- Hey there.

So...

what do you think of the collection?

- Oh, um,

I think I have about half of these

art pieces in my closet at home.

- Mm-hmm.

Really makes you think, huh?

- Yeah, oh, definitely. It's powerful stuff.

You know, I actually just came over here because,

I know we don't know each other really well,

but you seem kinda sad.

Are you okay? - Yeah, no, I'm okay.

I'm not sad. I'm just, um--

have you ever kept something from somebody

when you know you probably shouldn't?

- I'm familiar with the concept.

- It's just that I, uh, I haven't

told Max that

I am sober

for a little over a year now.

- Good for you.

- Thanks.

Yeah, it is. It is good for me.

I guess I just feel like he

sees me as this sweet innocent girl

from camp, and I...

I had some not-so-great years in there,

and I'm afraid that he will look at me differently.

Is that stupid?

- No.

I understand,

and I relate.

- There's something major that I haven't yet

told the guy that I just newly started dating,

and I don't know if I should.

- Well,

hiding things doesn't really seem like a great way

to start something new.

- Yeah.

It feels good to match you and Rose,

but I am still really worried

about whoever Max is switched with.

- Well, we're getting closer

because I figured out the fox song.

- What?

- I got a text from Perry saying

that he found his kid's stuffed animal.

Boom.

It's a fox,

which means that

Simon sang Perry's fox song,

and Perry's gonna sing Simon's song.

- Which would be amazing, because I would love to know

what Simon is thinking right now.

Things were a little

awkward when I canceled on our date tonight.

Do you know where Perry is?

- Well, we haven't spoken all day,

but he did ask the hive mind on Twitter

what exhibit to check out at the science museum tomorrow.

- Great.

Guess who has a VIP membership there.

[percussive music]

♪

- Look at this!

- Perry!

Hello, again.

Fancy seeing you here.

- Hey, Zoey.

Come here often?

- It's not a big whoop,

but, you know, I am a VIP member.

I like to spend some time with the Jurassics before work.

I like your fox.

- Belongs to me son.

His sister's crushing his head in a dinosaur over there.

- They're adorable. - Thanks.

I have to guard this thing with my life.

Since the divorce,

August has a lot of nightmares,

and this guy's the only thing that cheers him up.

Try to tell Mo that, but--

- Oh, yeah, well, he can be a little

door-slammy sometimes.

- Must be hard understanding some of this kids stuff.

Hey!

- Hey - This is Zoey.

- I like your fox.

- His name's Marvin.

- It's a good name.

Hey, Perry,

do you know what noise a fox makes?

I've been pondering this for quite some time--

- No.

Don't even bring up that song.

Auggie makes me play it all the time

and do this crazy dance around the house with him.

Once it's in my head,

I can't get it out of there.

- ♪ Baby you got me like ah

Whoo!

♪ Ah

♪ Don't you stop loving me

♪ Don't quit loving me

♪ Just start loving me

♪ You got me like ah ah ah ah

♪ I'm tired of being played like a violin ♪

♪ What do I got to do to get in ♪

♪ Get into your heart

♪ Must be love on the brain

♪ Yeah

♪ Any it keeps cursing my name ♪

♪ No matter what I do

♪ I'm no good without you

♪ And I can't get enough

♪ Must be love on the

♪ Brain, yeah

♪

- Well, uh,

good luck with that kid.

He's gonna break a lot of hearts one day.

[percussive music]

♪

[elevator dings]

Hey, just the man I wanted to see.

Oh, could we talk for a second?

- Okay, yeah. What's up?

- Sorry.

Um, I just wanted to say I feel bad

about bailing last night,

and please know that canceling

was not me leaving, or

quitting, or pushing you away.

- It's fine, it's fine, it's just--

I just feel like you've been acting a little weird,

and I don't know if something's going on?

- Oh, um...

It's just...

- Okay.

- Opening up isn't easy for me.

- Mm-hmm.

- And in the past, sometimes I shared too much

too soon, and I don't want to do that.

So...

here are some things you should know about me.

One,

I never returned a library book

in eighth grade and I still feel really guilty about it.

Two, I wear a mouth guard to sleep,

but I don't when you come over 'cause

I wanna look cute.

And, um,

the main

secret that I have been keeping

from you, if you want to call it that,

is, um...

I had...

some trust issues with my college boyfriend,

and I thought he was cheating on me,

and he kept denying it, so I, um...

hacked into his email.

- Okay, that's good to know.

- I also knifed his tires.

One tire. It was also a bike tire.

Also, I kind of just really poked it

but it did lose

a lot of air over time.

- Thank you for letting me know.

For the record, I haven't told you

the real reason why I wanted you to come

to my class last night.

This.

- You made this? - For you.

- Is this because I can't reach the clothes

in my closet?

- Bingo. Yes, it is.

And I've been working on it for weeks,

hoping you didn't grow, so yeah.

- It's amazing.

- No.

- And it works. - Mm-hmm.

Thank you for telling me all your secrets.

.

[indistinct chatter]

- This is so fun. I love this place.

The vibe is so great.

Thank you so much for inviting me.

- Yeah, you don't have to only hang out

with your couple friends, especially if it

makes you feel bad.

- Mm.

I know, it's true.

I don't. I can go out at night

downtown on my own.

- You know what? No.

I'mma get you some mace or a Taser just in case.

- Oh, Mo, I forgot to tell you,

Perry really does feel bad about leaving the other night.

- As he should.

- And I think he was just trying to be a good dad,

which seems like he is,

so, I don't know, maybe go easy on him?

- Whose side are you on?

- Oh, look who's out and about. - Hey.

Yes, I'm flying solo tonight and loving it.

- Well, welcome to Maximo's.

- Oh, my God, this place is so great.

- Thank you. It's good to have you here.

- Thank you.

- Um, Zoey, can I talk to you for a second?

- Oh, um, be right back? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- And you're not flying solo. You're with me.

- Okay, that's true.

- So...

Rose told me that she's sober.

I guess you inspired her, so thank you.

- I'm glad I know.

- Yeah, I mean, if only I could have some of her

truth telling skills.

- Wait, oh does that mean that you didn't tell Simon

about the power...

What? What is it?

Is this band bad?

- Max, this is

the same song you sang.

Okay, I'm gonna be haunted by this until--

- Oh, uh...

- Whoop! My bad.

- Party foul.

- Shots on me, Maggie.

- Max, quick.

Do you have a case of fizzy water in the back?

- Yeah, of course I do,

though nobody over seven calls it that.

[jazz music]

- I'm sorry if I offended you before,

but you told me that the spirits

gave you an M name,

and I have to know who's hurting so badly.

It's not my mom,

it's not Max

it's not Mo, it's not Mackenzie,

it's not Miles...is it Miles?

Where are there so many M names?

I need to know.

And what if I don't figure it out

and the song switching never ends?

- So, let me get this straight,

the only way that you can identify a sad person

is if they stand in front of you

singing a sad song

spelling out how sad they are?

- Kind of.

- Hm, despite my incredible abilities,

I don't get all my info from the spirits.

A lot of it is connecting with people.

Looking around. Reading between the lines.

- I thought I was doing that.

- [scoffs] - You don't think so?

You think I'm relying on the songs too much,

needing everybody to telegraph

what they're feeling

with capital letters and jazz hands.

Okay, fine.

What am I missing? [phone dings]

Sorry. Just--

Emily again.

"Hey, Zoey,

"I have a box of extra hangers.

Want them?"

Random. Why does she keeping send--

Oh!

- Are you getting something?

- [chuckles] The M name.

- What?

- M, M, for EM, Emily! - Oh!

- She has been reaching out to me all week,

but I wasn't paying attention, because...

she wasn't singing a song directly in my face.

- So what you're saying is, is that ignoring her

is what triggered the song switching,

so this whole thing has been your fault

from the very beginning.

- Eh, I would have said it nicer myself, but--

- Zoey.

I have been doing this

a little longer than you, okay?

So here's what I know.

We can't just rely on our gifts, okay?

Sometimes the thing you need to see

is gonna be right in front of you,

and all you have to do

is open your eyes.

- Hey.

David let me in.

Um...

I feel bad that we didn't connect this week.

You sent me all these text messages--

- Oh, gosh, did I?

Bored at work, I guess. Sorry.

- Oh, no-no, no, I loved it.

I watched the panda licking the popsicle video

a hundred times.

I just, um...

How have you been doing?

Is everything all right?

- Everything's fine.

[uplifting music]

♪

♪ All I want to do when I wake up in the morning ♪

♪ Is see your eyes

♪ Rosanna, Rosanna

♪ I never thought that a girl like you ♪

♪ Could ever care for me

♪ Rosanna

- Max's song.

♪ All I want to do in the middle of the evening ♪

♪ Is hold you tight

♪ Rosanna, Rosanna

- Emily.

Emily, Emily.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I wasn't hearing you before.

I wasn't paying attention the way that I should have,

but I am now, okay?

I'm here. I'm right here with you.

- ♪ Anyone

♪ Please send me anyone

♪ Lord, is there anyone?

♪ I need someone

♪ Oh, anyone

♪ Please send me anyone

♪ Lord, is there anyone?

♪ I need someone

♪ A hundred million stories

♪ And a hundred million songs

♪ I feel stupid when I sing

♪ Nobody's listening to me

♪ Nobody's listening

- It's okay.

I'm listening.

I'm listening.