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In 1972,
a crack commando unit...
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was sent to prison
by a military court...
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for a crime they didn't commit.
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These men promptly escaped...
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from a maximum-security
stockade...
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to the Los Angeles underground.
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Today, still wanted
by the government...
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they survive
as soldiers of fortune.
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If you have a problem,
if no one else can help...
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and if you can find them...
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maybe you can hire the A-Team.
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Hey, watch his hands!
Watch his hands!
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Relax.
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It'll be the only thing left
he'll be able to move.
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Kid, do what Mr. Shawn wants.
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I did what he wants.
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I painted two pictures.
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That's all he said I had to do.
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So, he counted wrong.
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Just pick up the brush.
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If I do a third...
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he'll want a fourth
and then a fifth.
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You can't keep me
locked up here forever.
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Okay, kid.
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Hold it!
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Idiot.
He's hurt really bad.
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We got to get him to a hospital.
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Tepper, I was just trying
to scare him.
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Hey, you saw it, Tepper, I didn't
touch his hands, you saw it!
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Shut up!
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We'll be lucky if Mr. Shawn doesn't
put us in the hospital with him!
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You both deserve a bullet
in your empty heads.
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I tell you to put a little
pressure on the kid...
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you wind up putting him
in a coma!
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You realize
what that's gonna do?
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It's gonna put this whole
operation in jeopardy.
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Check his hands, Mr. Shawn. You'll
see I never went near them.
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So, what do you want, a raise?
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What good do his hands
do me now?
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Go on, get rid of him.
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You okay?
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I stopped by the hospital
this morning.
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There's still no change.
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The doctors don't know
when Speed'll come out of it.
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Mickey, I'm really scared.
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Hey, let me tell you something,
it's gonna be all right.
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I just know it.
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But I wish I could find those
guys who did that to Speed.
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Maybe there's a way.
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What are we doing here?
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- We gotta get an album.
- What?
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How many more places
are we gonna go to?
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- As many as it takes.
- Okay.
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Can I help you folks today?
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Yeah. I'd like a copy of Jim
Nabors' Greatest Love Songs.
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You're joking, right?
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No, that's what the note that Mr. Lee
tacked to my laundry said to ask for.
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Well, I know that Mr. Lee's
got his opinion...
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but in my opinion...
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Madonna might be better for you.
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She's hot now.
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I want Jim Nabors.
Thanks.
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Well, come over here a minute.
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Now, why don't you let
me play this for you...
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and then you can be sure
that's what you want...
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before you lay out any money?
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Okay.
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Thanks for listening.
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Your fingerprints
are being checked.
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If they don't match, no
further contact will be made.
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If you are
who you say you are...
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you'll be contacted shortly.
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I'm Hannibal Smith.
Sorry about the runaround...
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but we had to be sure
you are who you say you are.
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Yeah, sure.
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This is "Howling Mad" Murdock...
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that's Templeton Peck and B.A.
Baracus. Hi.
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"Howling Mad"? You got a
temper problem or something?
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Oh, no. Actually this is the guy
here with the personality disorder.
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I just consider myself
on another plane...
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from the mass populace,
that's all.
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His plane crashed years ago.
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Left him with no brains
in his head.
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Peggy, Mr. Lee said that a friend
of yours was put in the hospital.
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And you don't think
the police...
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are really interested
in who put him there.
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That's right,
Speed has this reputation.
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"Speed"?
As in drugs, amphetamines?
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No, Speed is clean.
We gave him the name...
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because he's so quick
with the brush.
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Speed is a free spirit.
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In fact, he was probably born
about 20 years too late.
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He has this real "peace and
love" attitude, you know?
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And lot of people laugh at
that kind of stuff nowadays...
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but, anyway, as far as the
police are concerned...
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Speed was just considered
a flake.
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And there's no way
they were gonna believe...
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that some Beverly Hills rich
guy put him in the hospital.
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"Beverly Hills rich guy"?
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Don't mind B.A. Last time
he was in Beverly Hills...
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he got in trouble for throwing
a waiter in a dessert tray.
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That dude charged me $12
for a bowl of potato soup!
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Anyway, we don't have any proof.
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But about a month ago...
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some guy who runs
a Beverly Hills gallery...
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saw some of Speed's stuff
and signed him on the spot.
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Speed must be very good.
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His work is wonderful.
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He trained under
Solange Martine in Paris.
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That's where we met, in fact.
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So, anyway,
a couple of weeks ago...
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we saw these guys in suits...
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pushing Speed around.
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And Speed wouldn't tell me
what it was all about.
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But the guy
was from the gallery.
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I did get that much out of him.
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Boy, I find that
hard to believe.
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I mean, most of the gallery owners
I know are fairly respectable.
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Which gallery
did Speed sign with?
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Well, that's the problem.
I don't know.
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We pooled our money together.
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We can pay you $11,000.
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Where'd you kids
get money like that from?
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I have a small trust my
grandfather left me for college.
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I never went...
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so it's just been sitting in
the bank earning interest.
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But I think this is important
enough to use it for.
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Peggy, would you recognize Speed's
work if you saw it hanging somewhere?
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Yeah, I'm sure I could.
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Congratulations, you've
just hired The A-Team.
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At last, a case that doesn't
require mosquito netting.
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Oh, I don't know, Face.
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It's still a jungle out there
on Rodeo Drive.
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Man! These people
in Beverly Hills...
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look at us like
we're from another planet.
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Are you suggesting that your
derivation is from anything...
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but another planet, big guy?
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Oh, shut up, fool!
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I don't like nothing
about this town.
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Oh, I don't know, B.A.
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This city has certain charms
that I appreciate.
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That's it!
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That's one of Speed's paintings!
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There are his initials, "S.
Miller." This could be the place.
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So, what're we gonna do now?
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Check it out.
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Hello, I'm Diane. May I
help you with something?
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Beautiful piece of work,
don't you think?
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- It's very rare.
- Shh!
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Just listen to it.
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You can almost hear the boldness
of the sculptor's strokes...
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the power of the statement
that it makes!
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Yes.
I believe you're right.
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Are you an artist as well?
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Michael DeLaine,
Fine Art Magazine.
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You've heard of us, of course.
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Oh, sure, yeah.
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Yes, I'm writing an article...
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on the most prestigious
art galleries in the country.
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And I'm basically
evaluating your exclusivity...
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style, taste, et cetera,
et cetera...
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and et cetera.
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Well, I'm sure you'll find
our gallery very exciting.
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We'll see. I must say...
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I am very, very impressed
with this young artist...
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S. Miller.
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I don't believe I've ever
seen his work before.
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Oh, that's because he's
exclusive with the gallery.
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He's one of the young
street artists...
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that Mr. Shawn
recently discovered.
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Yes, one can almost sense the
grittiness of the pavement...
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in his work, don't you agree?
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Absolutely.
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Yes, very exceptional.
I'd even... No.
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Yes, I'd even go out on a limb
and compare him favorably...
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with another local artist,
H.M. Murdock.
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H.M. Murdock?
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Would you mind showing me
something else of his?
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But, I'm afraid this is all
we have at the moment.
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We should be receiving something
from him shortly, though.
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Diane?
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Could I speak to you
for a minute, please?
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Of course, Mr. Shawn.
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- Excuse me.
- Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
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I've taken up too much
of your time.
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No, that's okay.
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Well, then, perhaps I
could persuade you...
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to have dinner with me tonight?
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Well, I don't--
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It would give us a chance
to continue this...
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interesting discussion of today's
rising young artists, and...
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Diane?
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Dinner? Sounds lovely.
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Yes, Mr. Shawn?
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Who's that young man
you were talking to?
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That was Michael DeLaine. He's an
art critic for Fine Art Magazine.
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They're doing a story on all the
top galleries across the country.
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Isn't that great?
Look, here's his card.
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"Michael DeLaine,
Fine Art Magazine."
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See if those two young ladies
need some help, will you?
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Yes, sir.
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Ah!
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Thank you.
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- Michael.
- What?
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I'm having a wonderful time.
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I'm so glad, Diane, I'm...
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Ah, thanks.
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I'm so very, very glad, I...
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The first time I saw you,
I knew...
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Oh, my gosh...
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I don't know what came over me.
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I'm so embarrassed!
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Don't be.
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No. No, will you excuse me?
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I just have to go
to the restroom!
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Oh! Twenty-five cents!
Twenty-five cents!
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Good, I'll use it as a down payment
on the new house, big shot.
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Murdock, let's move.
I only have a minute.
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Rush, rush, rush.
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I've been standing in here handing
out towels for over two hours...
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and nobody's had the decency or courtesy to
even engage me in a meaningful conversation.
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Really?
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- Nails, Sir?
- Thank you.
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Your hands are lovely.
Just keep them manicured.
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Thanks for the advice.
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Hey?
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Oh, right. Listen, you
got change for $5?
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Yes, I have.
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Thanks, Murdock. I forgot to
tip the parking attendant.
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Yeah, but...
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Wonderful. You can meet
Michael now before you go.
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I'll be happy to.
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Michael DeLaine...
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this is my boss at the
gallery, Steffen Shawn.
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A pleasure to meet you,
Mr. Shawn.
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You know, when Diane told me you were
a critic for Fine Art Magazine...
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I was a little surprised.
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Surprised?
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That I hadn't heard of you.
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So I placed a call
to your office.
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Are you always this cautious
about Diane's dinner dates?
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It's a crazy world,
Mr. DeLaine.
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You never know
what the next man...
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coming through that door
is gonna do.
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Happily, however, they
gave you a glowing report.
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They tell me you're quite
an excellent writer.
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Well, I just...
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It's a pleasure to meet you.
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Please accept this invitation...
250
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to visit the gallery
at any time.
251
00:14:59,215 --> 00:15:00,591
Well, thank you.
252
00:15:22,030 --> 00:15:24,490
Okay, Hannibal,
the alarm's disengaged.
253
00:15:24,615 --> 00:15:26,868
Good. Now, let's see
if we can find the closet...
254
00:15:26,951 --> 00:15:28,911
where Shawn hides his skeletons.
255
00:15:42,967 --> 00:15:44,385
Guys...
256
00:15:44,761 --> 00:15:48,514
Shawn had Speed signed
to an exclusive contract...
257
00:15:48,598 --> 00:15:50,349
at $50 a painting.
258
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:51,642
$50?
259
00:15:51,809 --> 00:15:54,062
The one in the window
was selling for $5,000.
260
00:15:54,270 --> 00:15:56,981
Something big must have gone
down to have him cancel this.
261
00:15:57,106 --> 00:15:58,900
Hannibal,
the transmitter's in place.
262
00:15:59,067 --> 00:16:00,735
Let's go, I've seen enough.
263
00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:27,386
Looks like
we got a little company.
264
00:16:27,512 --> 00:16:29,138
You heard the Colonel?
He said we're leaving.
265
00:16:29,263 --> 00:16:31,641
Yeah. B.A., can I get your
opinion about something?
266
00:16:31,849 --> 00:16:34,060
Aren't you
as surprised as I am...
267
00:16:34,143 --> 00:16:37,271
at the choices of these so-called
artists with their paintings?
268
00:16:37,355 --> 00:16:39,065
I mean, with the full
color spectrum...
269
00:16:39,190 --> 00:16:40,775
right at their fingertips...
270
00:16:40,858 --> 00:16:42,693
I think their works
are bogged down...
271
00:16:42,819 --> 00:16:44,779
with an overabundance
of primary shades.
272
00:16:44,862 --> 00:16:47,615
I mean, there's no subtlety to the hue.
Don't you agree?
273
00:16:51,285 --> 00:16:52,703
Yes, I agree.
274
00:16:52,829 --> 00:16:56,124
I'm gonna turn your nose primary
red if you don't knock it off!
275
00:16:58,209 --> 00:17:01,254
Security patrol. Let's take care
of them fast and get out of here.
276
00:17:36,372 --> 00:17:38,624
The first time
I saw Blomquist's work...
277
00:17:38,749 --> 00:17:40,001
I was so overcome...
278
00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:42,295
so affected by its intensity...
279
00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:45,006
that I had to excuse myself
from the exhibit...
280
00:17:45,089 --> 00:17:47,091
before I passed out
from sheer exhaustion.
281
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,802
The point being, you see...
282
00:17:54,849 --> 00:17:56,475
What is it, Mr. Shawn?
283
00:17:57,018 --> 00:17:58,561
My gallery's been broken into.
284
00:17:58,728 --> 00:17:59,604
Broken into?
285
00:17:59,729 --> 00:18:01,022
How utterly revolting!
286
00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:03,733
The thieves apparently used a key
to get past the alarm and inside.
287
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:04,567
No!
288
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:06,903
But you and I are the
only ones that have keys.
289
00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:11,616
Here's my set.
Where are yours?
290
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:12,742
Right in my purse.
291
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,410
Here let me help you
with that. Here you go.
292
00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:16,037
I'm sorry. Here.
293
00:18:18,372 --> 00:18:19,790
Here you go.
294
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:21,250
Thanks.
295
00:18:28,591 --> 00:18:29,926
Here's my set.
296
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,813
Brooks? Shawn here.
297
00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:45,942
I assume you've heard your men
spoiled a break-in at my gallery.
298
00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:47,193
Yeah, I heard.
299
00:18:47,276 --> 00:18:48,903
Yeah, lucky they were
making a pickup tonight.
300
00:18:49,070 --> 00:18:52,114
Sounds like our security friends
were making a scheduled stop.
301
00:18:52,281 --> 00:18:53,532
That's why they showed up...
302
00:18:53,616 --> 00:18:55,534
even if the alarm didn't go off.
303
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:57,662
How about lunch tomorrow?
304
00:18:57,828 --> 00:18:59,288
No, I can't make lunch tomorrow.
305
00:18:59,413 --> 00:19:00,998
I'll be at the art show
in Santa Monica.
306
00:19:01,165 --> 00:19:03,125
We've got to find a replacement
for Speed Miller...
307
00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:04,669
as soon as possible.
308
00:19:05,126 --> 00:19:08,755
Look, Brooks, don't try
handling my end for me.
309
00:19:09,340 --> 00:19:10,841
I need to find us
another expert...
310
00:19:10,925 --> 00:19:14,845
not some paint-by-numbers
amateur off the sidewalk.
311
00:19:15,012 --> 00:19:16,973
Okay, but we still have to talk.
312
00:19:17,139 --> 00:19:18,599
All right then, another time.
313
00:19:18,683 --> 00:19:21,143
Whoever Brooks is, he's got
Shawn under the gun...
314
00:19:21,269 --> 00:19:23,145
to find another artist
to replace Miller.
315
00:19:23,271 --> 00:19:25,064
Yeah. Sounds like Shawn
was using Miller...
316
00:19:25,147 --> 00:19:27,441
for something other than
just ripping off paintings.
317
00:19:27,608 --> 00:19:28,943
It certainly does, doesn't it?
318
00:19:29,026 --> 00:19:31,070
Yeah. Well, I assume
you have a plan.
319
00:19:31,195 --> 00:19:32,697
Well, I think
the least we can do...
320
00:19:32,863 --> 00:19:35,574
is supply Shawn and Brooks
with another painter.
321
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,451
What do you think, Colonel?
322
00:19:38,327 --> 00:19:41,289
I call it The Meaning of Life.
323
00:19:42,540 --> 00:19:44,125
It's perfect.
324
00:19:48,379 --> 00:19:50,172
Fine Art Magazine,
Tina speaking.
325
00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:52,133
Hello, darling, it's Templeton.
326
00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:54,468
Hi, sweetheart.
You know, you were right.
327
00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:56,512
Some guy did call
about you yesterday.
328
00:19:56,887 --> 00:19:59,557
I lied. I told him
how wonderful you were.
329
00:19:59,682 --> 00:20:02,351
I know, honey, and I just wanna thank you.
You were terrific!
330
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:03,686
Listen...
331
00:20:04,145 --> 00:20:06,856
we'll do St. Martins again
real soon, okay?
332
00:20:06,981 --> 00:20:08,441
And you take care.
333
00:20:08,566 --> 00:20:10,609
I'll be thinking of you.
334
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:12,320
Okay. Bye-bye.
335
00:20:15,197 --> 00:20:18,034
B.A.? I want you
to take a look at something.
336
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:22,038
And I want you to tell me if your nose
hairs don't tingle with excitement...
337
00:20:22,163 --> 00:20:23,331
at my latest inspiration.
338
00:20:23,497 --> 00:20:25,374
But it ain't nothing but a
bunch of scribbled lines.
339
00:20:25,541 --> 00:20:27,710
Throw stones if you must,
B.A...
340
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:30,171
but I want you to know
that most great artists...
341
00:20:30,379 --> 00:20:33,591
during their lifetime,
were ridiculed and scoffed at.
342
00:20:33,716 --> 00:20:35,301
It was not until
they became a part...
343
00:20:35,426 --> 00:20:37,803
of the great, dark earth,
until they were dead...
344
00:20:37,928 --> 00:20:39,513
that their true genius
was discovered.
345
00:20:39,597 --> 00:20:40,931
And perhaps that fate awaits me.
346
00:20:41,057 --> 00:20:44,268
Be careful, Murdock. You may get B.A.
to test out your theory...
347
00:20:44,352 --> 00:20:45,603
a little earlier
than you planned.
348
00:20:45,728 --> 00:20:48,564
You know, Murdock, I do see
something in your painting.
349
00:20:48,939 --> 00:20:52,318
There I am,
standing over your dead body.
350
00:20:52,610 --> 00:20:54,236
It's just a bunch
of scribbled lines.
351
00:20:54,362 --> 00:20:56,322
Okay, Hannibal, what next?
352
00:20:56,447 --> 00:20:57,948
That's a good question, Peggy.
353
00:20:58,115 --> 00:21:00,076
What is the plan du jour,
Colonel?
354
00:21:00,201 --> 00:21:02,536
First, Face, you got to go
to the art show...
355
00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:03,996
and convince Shawn.
356
00:21:04,121 --> 00:21:06,374
Get him to the point
he's chomping at the bit...
357
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,459
to meet a particular painter.
358
00:21:08,918 --> 00:21:11,837
The great artist of the brush,
palette and canvas...
359
00:21:11,962 --> 00:21:14,131
H.M. Murdock.
360
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,055
Mr. DeLaine?
361
00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:22,390
Thank you.
362
00:21:22,556 --> 00:21:23,641
Shawn.
363
00:21:24,058 --> 00:21:25,309
Pleasant surprise.
364
00:21:25,434 --> 00:21:27,686
Yes, isn't it?
You taking the afternoon off?
365
00:21:27,812 --> 00:21:30,564
I always try to take in these
art fairs whenever I'm able.
366
00:21:30,731 --> 00:21:32,608
There's always the chance
of stumbling across some...
367
00:21:32,733 --> 00:21:34,693
gifted young artist
yet to be discovered.
368
00:21:34,777 --> 00:21:37,321
Oh, I agree wholeheartedly.
369
00:21:37,655 --> 00:21:41,784
Although I must admit
that most of these artists...
370
00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:43,452
should have
left their work at home.
371
00:21:43,702 --> 00:21:46,789
I've found you have to sift through a
ton of dirt to find an ounce of gold.
372
00:21:46,872 --> 00:21:48,124
So true.
373
00:21:48,249 --> 00:21:51,961
That's why it galls me so to see other
painters with so much talent...
374
00:21:52,086 --> 00:21:53,629
who can't ever seem
to get sponsored...
375
00:21:53,796 --> 00:21:56,340
or even get their artwork
placed in a show like this.
376
00:21:56,423 --> 00:21:59,260
If you have someone specific
in mind, out with it.
377
00:21:59,426 --> 00:22:03,139
Actually there is someone
who I'm rather high on lately.
378
00:22:03,264 --> 00:22:05,641
A wonderful painter!
379
00:22:05,766 --> 00:22:07,601
He's part of the vibrant
street scene.
380
00:22:07,726 --> 00:22:10,646
His name is H.M. Murdock.
381
00:22:11,021 --> 00:22:12,982
Murdock? Yes, I believe
I've heard of his work.
382
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:14,024
Really?
383
00:22:14,108 --> 00:22:16,402
Well, he's a perfect example
of a great artist...
384
00:22:16,485 --> 00:22:19,321
being kept from the public
because of a lack of...
385
00:22:19,446 --> 00:22:20,948
How shall I say?
386
00:22:21,115 --> 00:22:22,783
Appropriate connections.
387
00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:23,617
Mr. DeLaine...
388
00:22:23,742 --> 00:22:26,579
if this Murdock is half
the talent you profess...
389
00:22:26,662 --> 00:22:28,205
I'd like to meet him
immediately.
390
00:22:28,372 --> 00:22:31,417
Well, I think it's possible I might
be able to arrange something.
391
00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:32,585
Splendid.
392
00:22:33,169 --> 00:22:34,920
My light is fading!
393
00:22:35,296 --> 00:22:36,881
I'm losing the light.
394
00:22:38,424 --> 00:22:39,925
I need more light.
395
00:22:40,301 --> 00:22:42,928
Oh, right.
Mr. Murdock, now...
396
00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:45,306
as I was saying,
Mr. Shawn here...
397
00:22:45,389 --> 00:22:48,267
owns a very exclusive
art gallery...
398
00:22:48,350 --> 00:22:50,227
and it would be quite a
boost to your career...
399
00:22:50,311 --> 00:22:51,979
to have your work shown there.
400
00:22:52,354 --> 00:22:54,648
After seeing your work,
Mr. Murdock, I'm convinced...
401
00:22:54,773 --> 00:22:57,860
you have what it takes
to be a great artist.
402
00:22:58,986 --> 00:23:01,071
Can you guarantee me...
403
00:23:01,238 --> 00:23:04,617
that in 100 years,
after I'm gone...
404
00:23:04,867 --> 00:23:06,785
the name Murdock...
405
00:23:06,911 --> 00:23:09,914
will be on a par
with Rembrandt, Picasso...
406
00:23:10,039 --> 00:23:12,291
Van Gogh, Willie Mays...
407
00:23:12,374 --> 00:23:13,876
Willie Mays?
408
00:23:14,043 --> 00:23:17,004
Do you deny that Willie Mays was
a great artist in center field?
409
00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:19,673
With my representation,
Mr. Murdock...
410
00:23:19,757 --> 00:23:21,842
at least I can guarantee
that you'll have a chance.
411
00:23:21,926 --> 00:23:23,344
The rest is up to you.
412
00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:25,471
Then I agree!
413
00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:26,597
Wonderful.
414
00:23:29,308 --> 00:23:32,478
Let us break pizza
to cement the bargain.
415
00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:34,480
Welcome aboard.
416
00:23:34,730 --> 00:23:37,733
Murdock does not shake hands.
Murdock does not play sports.
417
00:23:37,858 --> 00:23:40,361
Murdock does not
open canned food.
418
00:23:43,197 --> 00:23:44,865
Murdock paints.
419
00:23:50,746 --> 00:23:53,666
Mr. Murdock, welcome
to your new studio.
420
00:23:58,045 --> 00:23:59,463
I don't get it.
421
00:24:00,506 --> 00:24:03,133
I've already got a studio.
422
00:24:06,053 --> 00:24:08,847
My studio and I
go back a long way.
423
00:24:08,931 --> 00:24:12,351
Long before home personal
video cassette recorders.
424
00:24:12,476 --> 00:24:14,603
While you're under contract
with the gallery...
425
00:24:14,728 --> 00:24:16,230
this is your studio.
426
00:24:16,355 --> 00:24:18,983
You don't seem to understand!
427
00:24:19,149 --> 00:24:21,402
I need my studio!
428
00:24:21,527 --> 00:24:24,947
I trained inspiration
to meet me at that studio.
429
00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:26,740
Now, how is it going to find me?
430
00:24:26,907 --> 00:24:28,617
If you're unhappy
with the arrangement...
431
00:24:28,742 --> 00:24:31,495
maybe you'd like to return
the $3,000 advance?
432
00:24:31,620 --> 00:24:32,663
No.
433
00:24:34,164 --> 00:24:36,917
No, I can't,
I've already used it...
434
00:24:37,001 --> 00:24:39,628
to pay off my
over seven years' due bills.
435
00:24:39,712 --> 00:24:43,215
Then I suggest you abide by
the terms of the contract...
436
00:24:44,174 --> 00:24:45,843
and sit down.
437
00:24:49,471 --> 00:24:51,432
Now, here's
your first assignment.
438
00:24:51,598 --> 00:24:54,226
I want a reproduction
of this photograph...
439
00:24:54,310 --> 00:24:57,354
a perfect one, I hasten to
add, as soon as possible.
440
00:24:57,563 --> 00:24:59,606
Say, 24 hours.
441
00:24:59,690 --> 00:25:01,692
No. No reproductions.
442
00:25:01,817 --> 00:25:03,569
Murdock is an original.
443
00:25:03,694 --> 00:25:06,905
All in good time, Mr. Murdock.
I assure you.
444
00:25:07,156 --> 00:25:09,325
All young artists
must start on assignment...
445
00:25:09,408 --> 00:25:11,952
before being commissioned
to do their own originals.
446
00:25:12,161 --> 00:25:15,414
I have great confidence
in you, Mr. Murdock.
447
00:25:15,581 --> 00:25:17,333
Don't disappoint me.
448
00:25:57,782 --> 00:25:59,506
Mayday, mayday!
This is Murdock.
449
00:25:59,531 --> 00:26:00,417
Colonel, are you there?
450
00:26:00,501 --> 00:26:01,502
Go ahead, Murdock.
451
00:26:01,585 --> 00:26:04,797
Listen, Colonel, Shawn wants me to
paint a perfect reproduction...
452
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,132
of some picture in 24 hours.
453
00:26:07,216 --> 00:26:09,718
But, I'm plumb
out of sea-lily red.
454
00:26:09,802 --> 00:26:12,679
Well, what does it look like?
Can you describe it?
455
00:26:14,848 --> 00:26:17,518
All right,
there are two ladies...
456
00:26:17,684 --> 00:26:20,938
and two children with rosy cheeks
in a field with red flowers.
457
00:26:21,105 --> 00:26:25,109
And in the background, there are
some trees and a house and...
458
00:26:25,192 --> 00:26:26,693
You know, if I was this
painter, though...
459
00:26:26,777 --> 00:26:28,278
I'd have painted these flowers
a deeper color.
460
00:26:28,362 --> 00:26:30,072
A crimson, definitely a crimson.
461
00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:32,408
It sounds like
Monet's Wild Poppies.
462
00:26:32,533 --> 00:26:35,077
Yeah, I think she's right,
Hannibal. Take a look.
463
00:26:36,412 --> 00:26:41,417
So, Shawn is a specialist
in dealing in art forgeries.
464
00:26:41,625 --> 00:26:42,918
Well, an original Monet...
465
00:26:43,001 --> 00:26:45,796
brought in over a quarter of a million
dollars in France last summer.
466
00:26:45,963 --> 00:26:49,049
How is Murdock gonna copy
this Monet guy's picture?
467
00:26:49,174 --> 00:26:50,467
He can't even paint!
468
00:26:51,885 --> 00:26:53,095
Peggy...
469
00:26:53,303 --> 00:26:54,930
do you think
you could copy this...
470
00:26:55,055 --> 00:26:58,142
if you had, say, 24 hours
straight to paint in?
471
00:26:58,308 --> 00:27:00,644
Yeah, sure. But how're
you gonna get it to him?
472
00:27:00,769 --> 00:27:03,230
I've got an idea.
473
00:27:04,148 --> 00:27:07,109
Okay, Uncle Murdock,
help is on the way.
474
00:27:16,493 --> 00:27:18,120
You careless fool!
475
00:27:18,287 --> 00:27:20,372
This statue is worth
over $10,000.
476
00:27:20,456 --> 00:27:22,040
It goes back
to the Ming Dynasty!
477
00:27:22,166 --> 00:27:23,792
I don't know nothing
about no Chinese food.
478
00:27:23,876 --> 00:27:25,627
All I know is somebody
ordered a pizza...
479
00:27:25,752 --> 00:27:27,045
and somebody better pay for it.
480
00:27:27,171 --> 00:27:29,256
Tepper, take care
of this gentleman.
481
00:27:30,048 --> 00:27:31,842
Look at the size of this thing.
482
00:27:32,009 --> 00:27:33,260
You talking to me?
483
00:27:33,594 --> 00:27:34,511
No.
484
00:27:35,554 --> 00:27:37,473
Here's $1 for yourself.
485
00:27:39,224 --> 00:27:41,351
Yeah. Have a nice day.
486
00:27:42,686 --> 00:27:44,313
Iridescent orange.
Another...
487
00:27:44,396 --> 00:27:46,899
Oh, the light!
I'm losing the light!
488
00:27:46,982 --> 00:27:50,444
Murdock? Your pizza's here.
489
00:27:57,409 --> 00:28:00,454
You haven't delayed...
490
00:28:00,621 --> 00:28:02,456
bringing it down to me,
have you?
491
00:28:02,623 --> 00:28:06,502
I need my pizza heated
to 200 degrees Fahrenheit.
492
00:28:06,627 --> 00:28:08,545
- Is it 200 degrees?
- It's hot!
493
00:28:09,046 --> 00:28:10,672
- It's hot. It's hot.
- Take it!
494
00:28:10,756 --> 00:28:12,508
- It's hot! It's hot!
- It's hot!
495
00:28:12,758 --> 00:28:14,676
You'd be a lousy waiter,
you know that?
496
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,678
- It's hot!
- Hot! Hot!
497
00:28:16,845 --> 00:28:18,680
Man, that guy was ignorant!
498
00:28:19,598 --> 00:28:21,934
I bet I know what this is.
499
00:28:22,309 --> 00:28:25,312
I bet I know what this is.
500
00:28:39,952 --> 00:28:42,704
Well, well, well.
501
00:28:45,123 --> 00:28:47,918
Boy, I didn't know
I paint so good.
502
00:28:48,627 --> 00:28:52,172
Very nice work, Mr. Murdock,
very nice.
503
00:28:52,673 --> 00:28:54,258
All right, you two,
the van's outside.
504
00:28:54,341 --> 00:28:56,343
Be ready to leave in 10 minutes.
505
00:29:08,939 --> 00:29:10,732
Omega Security.
506
00:29:11,275 --> 00:29:14,069
Those are the guys who gave us a hard
time the other night, aren't they?
507
00:29:14,236 --> 00:29:15,320
Right.
508
00:29:17,239 --> 00:29:18,991
Well, they got the painting.
509
00:29:19,074 --> 00:29:20,325
Let's follow them.
510
00:29:45,934 --> 00:29:47,936
Looks like they were expected.
511
00:30:09,207 --> 00:30:11,668
We'll stay put
till they make another move.
512
00:30:19,593 --> 00:30:21,511
There they go, Hannibal.
We're gonna follow them?
513
00:30:21,595 --> 00:30:23,096
We go where that painting goes.
514
00:30:23,180 --> 00:30:24,848
That painting ain't moving.
515
00:30:29,645 --> 00:30:31,980
Your wires must be crossed.
They're taking off.
516
00:30:32,105 --> 00:30:34,441
I'm telling you, Face, that
painting ain't going nowhere.
517
00:30:34,524 --> 00:30:35,942
It must be still in the house.
518
00:30:36,109 --> 00:30:38,028
Well, if our copy's
in the house...
519
00:30:38,111 --> 00:30:40,238
that means they must've
switched it for the original.
520
00:30:40,322 --> 00:30:42,908
I'll bet Brooks
has his guys go around...
521
00:30:42,991 --> 00:30:45,869
and case rich people's
houses for art objects...
522
00:30:45,952 --> 00:30:47,954
when they're in there
installing the alarm system.
523
00:30:48,038 --> 00:30:50,832
Yeah, and then Shawn has
somebody like Speed Miller...
524
00:30:50,916 --> 00:30:53,418
paint perfect reproductions.
525
00:30:53,627 --> 00:30:57,214
And then they come back and switch
the originals for the forgeries.
526
00:30:57,339 --> 00:30:58,674
Nice little scam.
527
00:30:58,799 --> 00:31:01,093
I assume you have
something in mind.
528
00:31:01,426 --> 00:31:02,636
Yes.
529
00:31:02,844 --> 00:31:06,098
This calls for something rich.
530
00:31:15,941 --> 00:31:17,859
Hannibal,
this plan of yours stinks.
531
00:31:17,943 --> 00:31:19,027
Give it a chance, B.A.
532
00:31:19,152 --> 00:31:20,946
Besides, you can use
some new clothes.
533
00:31:25,575 --> 00:31:26,868
Your names?
534
00:31:28,286 --> 00:31:29,663
What do you need our names for?
535
00:31:29,788 --> 00:31:32,165
That's Templeton Peck.
536
00:31:32,332 --> 00:31:34,334
Yes, Mr. Peck,
we're expecting you.
537
00:31:34,459 --> 00:31:37,254
You see, B.A., you can't get
in here without a reservation.
538
00:31:38,463 --> 00:31:39,589
A reservation?
539
00:31:39,715 --> 00:31:41,174
Just to buy clothes?
540
00:31:45,345 --> 00:31:46,596
Hi, Elliot.
541
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,082
Mr. Peck, how marvelous
to see you again!
542
00:31:49,107 --> 00:31:50,117
How are you?
543
00:31:50,142 --> 00:31:51,435
Well, I'm fine, thank you.
544
00:31:51,518 --> 00:31:54,187
My goodness, it's been almost
six months, hasn't it?
545
00:31:54,312 --> 00:31:55,897
Yes, I'm afraid it has.
546
00:31:55,981 --> 00:31:58,400
Elliot, I'd like you
to meet Mr. B.A. Baracus.
547
00:32:01,319 --> 00:32:04,197
Always a pleasure to meet
friends of Mr. Peck's.
548
00:32:04,281 --> 00:32:06,158
Gentlemen, won't you
step this way?
549
00:32:06,324 --> 00:32:07,367
Surely.
550
00:32:12,247 --> 00:32:14,499
Now, what can I do
for you today?
551
00:32:14,624 --> 00:32:16,460
A new tuxedo, perhaps?
552
00:32:16,626 --> 00:32:17,961
How are those custom shirts...
553
00:32:18,086 --> 00:32:19,463
we designed for you holding out?
554
00:32:19,588 --> 00:32:21,131
Well actually, Elliot...
555
00:32:21,256 --> 00:32:23,759
our friend,
Mr. Baracus here...
556
00:32:23,842 --> 00:32:26,011
is in need of a new suit.
557
00:32:29,014 --> 00:32:30,932
- Yes.
- Yes.
558
00:32:31,475 --> 00:32:33,059
Refreshing idea.
559
00:32:44,237 --> 00:32:47,032
Oh dear, I seem to have
run out of tape.
560
00:32:52,287 --> 00:32:54,956
I assume you'll want
to change footwear?
561
00:32:55,123 --> 00:32:59,419
What would you say to a new
Italian loafer, Mr. Baracus?
562
00:32:59,544 --> 00:33:01,171
I say you put your hands
on my boots...
563
00:33:01,296 --> 00:33:02,672
and I'm gonna throw you
through that window.
564
00:33:02,798 --> 00:33:04,841
Well, perhaps instead of
an Italian loafer...
565
00:33:04,925 --> 00:33:06,968
we have some fine
crushed velvet.
566
00:33:07,093 --> 00:33:09,387
I said no shoes.
567
00:33:11,223 --> 00:33:12,599
I warned you.
568
00:33:45,966 --> 00:33:47,926
I said no tie!
569
00:34:00,564 --> 00:34:03,650
Very nice, Elliot.
Very nice.
570
00:34:03,900 --> 00:34:05,861
Yes, sir.
You, too, B.A.
571
00:34:06,069 --> 00:34:07,737
I don't think
it goes with my boots.
572
00:34:07,863 --> 00:34:10,407
Oh, you're a sports figure,
B.A. It'll be fine.
573
00:34:10,574 --> 00:34:14,119
Now, is there anything you might
need in the way of jewelry?
574
00:34:16,121 --> 00:34:17,330
No.
575
00:34:17,539 --> 00:34:18,999
I guess not.
576
00:34:27,424 --> 00:34:28,884
Well, gentlemen...
577
00:34:29,009 --> 00:34:31,428
Ms. Planson here,
has graciously agreed...
578
00:34:31,595 --> 00:34:33,346
to allow Mr. Baracus...
579
00:34:33,430 --> 00:34:36,474
a trial run of the house,
shall we say, for two days.
580
00:34:36,683 --> 00:34:39,352
What about a tennis court?
I didn't see no tennis court.
581
00:34:39,477 --> 00:34:41,605
I'm afraid it doesn't
have a tennis court.
582
00:34:41,688 --> 00:34:43,899
Well, we could put in a
tennis court, couldn't we?
583
00:34:43,982 --> 00:34:45,025
We have to move a few trees--
584
00:34:45,108 --> 00:34:46,109
What about a stove?
585
00:34:46,234 --> 00:34:47,569
A stove?
586
00:34:47,694 --> 00:34:49,237
Is it gas or electric?
587
00:34:49,404 --> 00:34:50,405
It's electric.
588
00:34:50,488 --> 00:34:51,781
I like gas.
589
00:34:52,490 --> 00:34:53,617
Well...
590
00:34:53,950 --> 00:34:56,870
I've got electric
and it gets real hot.
591
00:34:57,037 --> 00:34:58,455
Why don't we give it a try?
592
00:34:58,580 --> 00:34:59,789
Look, Mr. Baracus--
593
00:34:59,915 --> 00:35:01,625
This house
don't have enough windows.
594
00:35:01,750 --> 00:35:03,209
I like more windows.
595
00:35:03,376 --> 00:35:05,921
Listen, maybe this isn't exactly
what you're looking for after all.
596
00:35:06,004 --> 00:35:08,757
Well, now,
wait a second, Ms. Planson.
597
00:35:09,174 --> 00:35:12,636
Mr. Baracus, why--why don't
you listen to the advice...
598
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:15,722
of your manager here,
and give the place a try?
599
00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:17,182
What do you say?
600
00:35:21,394 --> 00:35:23,772
Okay, I'll sign.
601
00:35:24,022 --> 00:35:25,148
Great.
602
00:35:25,690 --> 00:35:27,233
You got a gymnasium?
603
00:35:29,569 --> 00:35:30,987
Prima donna.
604
00:35:32,364 --> 00:35:34,699
That's very nice, Peggy.
You've got a lot of talent.
605
00:35:34,824 --> 00:35:36,034
Thanks, Face.
606
00:35:36,117 --> 00:35:38,578
This certainly is different from
painting in my little apartment.
607
00:35:38,703 --> 00:35:40,789
Yeah, well,
when Hannibal has a plan...
608
00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:42,832
I like to see it go first class.
609
00:35:43,416 --> 00:35:46,461
Listen, I want to thank you guys for
everything you're doing for Speed.
610
00:35:46,586 --> 00:35:47,921
I know you don't know him
very well...
611
00:35:48,046 --> 00:35:49,756
but he's really
a special person.
612
00:35:49,881 --> 00:35:51,508
He didn't deserve
what happened to him.
613
00:35:51,633 --> 00:35:52,968
Yeah, I can promise you
one thing.
614
00:35:53,051 --> 00:35:55,804
We're going to make those guys
pay for what they did to him.
615
00:35:56,930 --> 00:35:57,931
Peg...
616
00:35:58,098 --> 00:36:00,225
how's my original Renoir coming?
617
00:36:00,392 --> 00:36:03,144
Including drying time, you
should have it tomorrow morning.
618
00:36:03,311 --> 00:36:04,354
10:00?
619
00:36:04,479 --> 00:36:05,647
Terrific.
620
00:36:10,485 --> 00:36:11,528
Hello...
621
00:36:11,695 --> 00:36:14,364
I'd like to make an appointment
to have my house inspected...
622
00:36:14,447 --> 00:36:17,200
for the installation
of a security system.
623
00:36:17,409 --> 00:36:19,244
My assistants will
go through each room...
624
00:36:19,411 --> 00:36:20,537
and take down the measurements.
625
00:36:20,620 --> 00:36:23,873
They'll take some snapshots of the
views to evaluate the accessibility...
626
00:36:23,999 --> 00:36:25,375
of the windows.
627
00:36:25,500 --> 00:36:27,210
Then I'll give you
our estimates...
628
00:36:27,335 --> 00:36:28,753
and go over our various plans...
629
00:36:28,837 --> 00:36:30,505
and see if we can't secure
your home for you.
630
00:36:30,538 --> 00:36:31,647
That'll be fine, sir.
631
00:36:31,673 --> 00:36:35,093
We also stock supplemental alarm
systems for specific items...
632
00:36:35,260 --> 00:36:36,761
like this painting,
for instance...
633
00:36:36,845 --> 00:36:38,888
if it was worth
an excessive amount.
634
00:36:39,014 --> 00:36:41,224
Well, I see you're not a
connoisseur of art, Mr. Brooks.
635
00:36:41,349 --> 00:36:42,434
Because if you were...
636
00:36:42,517 --> 00:36:46,271
you'd know that that painting
is a very valuable piece.
637
00:36:47,355 --> 00:36:48,273
Really?
638
00:36:48,398 --> 00:36:50,608
It is a lost Renoir.
639
00:36:51,359 --> 00:36:53,445
It was found
in a villa in France.
640
00:36:53,570 --> 00:36:55,280
It must have been
hidden for 40 years.
641
00:36:55,447 --> 00:36:56,823
I just acquired it last month.
642
00:36:56,948 --> 00:36:58,783
Well, then I'd imagine
something that rare...
643
00:36:58,908 --> 00:37:00,618
would be worth
a considerable amount.
644
00:37:00,744 --> 00:37:02,120
That's why you're here.
645
00:37:02,245 --> 00:37:05,498
I want that picture
made theft-proof.
646
00:37:05,582 --> 00:37:06,875
Well, don't worry.
647
00:37:07,042 --> 00:37:10,086
I'm sure we can do something
very special for you here.
648
00:37:16,342 --> 00:37:18,178
This is Renoir's long lost...
649
00:37:18,261 --> 00:37:20,096
Young Girl Arranging Earrings.
650
00:37:20,263 --> 00:37:22,599
Hasn't been seen since the
start of the Second World War.
651
00:37:22,682 --> 00:37:24,642
It was thought destroyed
all these years.
652
00:37:24,809 --> 00:37:26,269
How much is it worth?
653
00:37:26,603 --> 00:37:30,607
I'd estimate between
$1 million and $1.5 million.
654
00:37:31,149 --> 00:37:34,110
I'll call my broker in Sweden
and have him arrange a buyer.
655
00:37:35,070 --> 00:37:38,907
Murdock should have our
reproduction ready in 24 hours.
656
00:37:41,493 --> 00:37:42,952
Hey, hey, hey!
657
00:37:43,578 --> 00:37:44,954
I'll take care of this,
all right?
658
00:37:45,121 --> 00:37:47,665
Well, that'll be
$5.50, without the tip.
659
00:37:47,791 --> 00:37:49,459
Oh, yeah?
Well, here's $7.
660
00:37:49,584 --> 00:37:50,919
Keep the change.
661
00:37:51,086 --> 00:37:52,212
Enjoy.
662
00:37:53,129 --> 00:37:54,464
Enjoy.
663
00:37:57,634 --> 00:37:59,427
So, if you approve,
Mr. Smith...
664
00:37:59,552 --> 00:38:01,763
we can have your painting
wired and secured today...
665
00:38:01,846 --> 00:38:03,348
and finish the rest
of your house tomorrow.
666
00:38:03,431 --> 00:38:05,975
Well, you have
a very fine reputation.
667
00:38:06,101 --> 00:38:07,310
So let's do it.
668
00:38:07,435 --> 00:38:09,771
Good, we'll get started
immediately.
669
00:38:09,938 --> 00:38:12,857
And to show you our appreciation
of your trust in us...
670
00:38:12,941 --> 00:38:14,442
I'd like to take you
out to lunch.
671
00:38:14,567 --> 00:38:15,860
Well, that's not
at all necessary.
672
00:38:15,985 --> 00:38:18,196
Please, be my guest,
you and your friend.
673
00:38:18,321 --> 00:38:19,864
I know a wonderful spot.
674
00:38:20,031 --> 00:38:23,910
Good food, good music, and an endless
supply of gorgeous young ladies.
675
00:38:31,835 --> 00:38:33,503
How long will it take
your technicians?
676
00:38:33,586 --> 00:38:37,006
Not long. In fact, they should
be leaving any minute now.
677
00:41:46,904 --> 00:41:47,947
Hi, guys.
678
00:41:48,072 --> 00:41:48,990
Hi, Face.
679
00:41:49,073 --> 00:41:51,326
Now, I've got a gun
pointed right at your belly.
680
00:41:51,409 --> 00:41:53,119
Well, I guess we're covered.
681
00:41:53,244 --> 00:41:54,996
This whole thing was a setup,
wasn't it?
682
00:41:55,121 --> 00:41:57,373
The mansion, the painting.
Murdock, too.
683
00:41:57,498 --> 00:41:58,666
You're pretty quick.
684
00:41:58,750 --> 00:42:00,626
You watch
a lot of game shows, huh?
685
00:42:00,793 --> 00:42:02,587
You know, if I were three feet
in front of a bullet...
686
00:42:02,670 --> 00:42:04,922
I don't think I'd be cracking
so many jokes.
687
00:42:05,256 --> 00:42:07,467
I knew this plan
wouldn't work, Hannibal.
688
00:42:07,759 --> 00:42:08,593
Hannibal?
689
00:42:08,676 --> 00:42:10,511
Yeah. Hannibal Smith.
690
00:42:10,887 --> 00:42:11,971
We're the A-Team.
691
00:42:12,055 --> 00:42:13,222
Maybe you've heard of us?
692
00:42:13,348 --> 00:42:15,016
Yeah, I've heard of you.
693
00:42:16,851 --> 00:42:18,311
How about that, huh?
694
00:42:18,436 --> 00:42:20,396
I captured the A-Team.
695
00:42:21,564 --> 00:42:23,608
Hey, there's a bounty
on your heads, isn't there?
696
00:42:23,733 --> 00:42:25,068
Yeah, dead or alive, I think.
697
00:42:25,193 --> 00:42:28,654
Okay, Blair, here's your chance
to earn some bonus money.
698
00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:30,782
Now you fill these guys with
a couple pounds of lead...
699
00:42:30,948 --> 00:42:32,367
and you turn them over
to the Military Police.
700
00:42:32,492 --> 00:42:33,993
Then meet me
back at the gallery.
701
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:35,620
I got a message for Murdock...
702
00:42:35,745 --> 00:42:37,747
and I wanna deliver it
to him personally.
703
00:42:37,955 --> 00:42:40,249
Use my car and...
704
00:42:40,416 --> 00:42:42,251
you be sure
and make it painful, huh?
705
00:42:42,335 --> 00:42:43,753
My pleasure.
706
00:42:43,836 --> 00:42:45,338
Come with me, Tepper.
707
00:42:46,506 --> 00:42:48,674
Come on,
let's move it. Now!
708
00:42:49,467 --> 00:42:51,427
Nice and easy, pretty boy.
709
00:42:54,639 --> 00:42:56,015
Hey, watch it!
710
00:43:01,437 --> 00:43:02,563
Come on.
711
00:43:02,647 --> 00:43:03,815
You were wonderful.
712
00:43:09,445 --> 00:43:11,572
We'd like
Mr. Brooks' car.
713
00:43:11,656 --> 00:43:12,782
Well, I don't...
714
00:43:12,949 --> 00:43:14,158
Yeah, now!
715
00:43:14,325 --> 00:43:16,244
Yes, sir!
This way, here.
716
00:43:21,707 --> 00:43:24,210
We'll bring it back
as soon as we can.
717
00:43:24,293 --> 00:43:25,878
Take your time.
718
00:43:33,302 --> 00:43:35,680
By now, your friends
should be just a bad memory.
719
00:43:35,763 --> 00:43:36,722
Now it's your turn.
720
00:43:36,848 --> 00:43:39,684
Not necessarily, my friends have
perfected the art of escape.
721
00:43:39,809 --> 00:43:40,977
I wouldn't count on it.
722
00:43:41,144 --> 00:43:44,105
Not unless your friends have
perfected coming back from the dead.
723
00:44:22,351 --> 00:44:24,353
Murdock, it's all right.
724
00:44:50,463 --> 00:44:52,465
Look on the bright side, pal.
725
00:44:52,757 --> 00:44:54,634
We didn't dent your Mercedes.
726
00:45:02,050 --> 00:45:03,843
We're glad you guys
hung around long enough...
727
00:45:03,868 --> 00:45:05,811
for us to say thank you.
- It's a pleasure.
728
00:45:05,937 --> 00:45:08,147
Now all those bad guys
are in jail for good.
729
00:45:08,314 --> 00:45:10,399
And all the stolen
masterpieces...
730
00:45:10,483 --> 00:45:12,276
have been returned
to their rightful owners.
731
00:45:12,443 --> 00:45:15,363
And we're happy to report
that we have a refund. Face.
732
00:45:15,488 --> 00:45:16,948
Right, yeah.
733
00:45:17,114 --> 00:45:19,492
Well, let's see,
we had lunch at the bistro.
734
00:45:19,575 --> 00:45:22,036
That was, $123...
735
00:45:22,161 --> 00:45:24,914
B.A.'s suit,
that's $657...
736
00:45:24,997 --> 00:45:27,875
the rental of the Excalibur,
$120 a day for two days...
737
00:45:27,959 --> 00:45:31,629
that's $240 plus gas.
738
00:45:31,754 --> 00:45:35,716
And there's our usual fee,
four men for two days and...
739
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,843
Look, you can just
read it if you like.
740
00:45:37,969 --> 00:45:39,136
The point is...
741
00:45:39,303 --> 00:45:43,933
the balance from all this
comes to $8,000.
742
00:45:44,642 --> 00:45:46,727
Which is still plenty for you to
get that Harvard education...
743
00:45:46,894 --> 00:45:48,312
if you ever decide to.
744
00:45:51,357 --> 00:45:54,235
Hey, Murdock, you crazy fool!
Don't put that in my van!
745
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,696
But I got to! These are
the tools that I need...
746
00:45:56,862 --> 00:45:58,489
to develop
my artistic self, man.
747
00:45:58,614 --> 00:45:59,991
You're gonna develop
a lump on your head...
748
00:46:00,074 --> 00:46:01,075
if you don't get
rid of that junk!
749
00:46:01,242 --> 00:46:03,744
I can't do that. I just can't do it.
I can't stand here...
750
00:46:03,911 --> 00:46:07,206
and just watch myself throw
away my whole new career.
751
00:46:07,290 --> 00:46:08,499
Well, watch me do it then.
752
00:46:08,582 --> 00:46:09,792
Get out of here.
753
00:46:13,629 --> 00:46:15,256
Don't take it so hard, Murdock.
754
00:46:15,339 --> 00:46:16,757
There'll be other careers.
755
00:46:16,924 --> 00:46:19,427
What makes this
such a sad moment for me...
756
00:46:19,552 --> 00:46:20,970
is that the whole time
I was locked...
757
00:46:21,095 --> 00:46:24,932
in that dark, dingy,
dusty, dank dungeon...
758
00:46:25,099 --> 00:46:27,685
there was only one face that
kept popping into my head.
759
00:46:27,768 --> 00:46:29,145
Yeah? Who was that?
760
00:46:29,854 --> 00:46:31,272
B.A.
761
00:46:31,814 --> 00:46:33,482
Now he's turned on me.
762
00:46:33,858 --> 00:46:35,568
Thank you so much.
763
00:46:35,735 --> 00:46:36,944
Good luck.
764
00:46:37,695 --> 00:46:38,904
Good luck.
765
00:46:39,071 --> 00:46:41,198
Okay, guys, let's go.
766
00:46:49,582 --> 00:46:51,167
No, not my lucky brush!
767
00:46:51,292 --> 00:46:53,661
Not my paintbrush!
That's my lucky paintbrush!
768
00:46:53,794 --> 00:46:54,962
That's it, Murdock!
769
00:46:55,087 --> 00:46:57,173
I don't wanna hear another
word about your painting...
770
00:46:57,381 --> 00:47:00,009
because you can't paint nothing.
771
00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:04,764
"Can't paint nothing."
772
00:47:05,097 --> 00:47:07,058
The man knows
where he's going...
773
00:47:07,391 --> 00:47:09,935
but he hasn't
checked his flanks.
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