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(energetic music)
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(Aiden)
And if anybody
has told you that AVN
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isn't the greatest party
on Earth,
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they are lying to you.
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(laughing)
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(cheering)
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I am Aiden Ashley
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and I am your tour guide
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for the 2023 AVN Expo.
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So fans love this
because they can
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come and meet
their favorite performers.
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But I get to come and, uh,
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see all my friends
that I ...work with.
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(upbeat music)
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You guys, I found her.
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The beautiful host
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of this year's AVN Awards Show,
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Abella Danger.
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For the people
who aren't here right now,
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what are they missing out on?
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(Abella)
So when you come
to the AVN Expo,
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you get
a really personal experience
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with, um, performers,
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um, because you get to
talk to them one on one.
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It's a really personal
experience.
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We're all here,
we're all so excited
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to meet every single one
of our fans.
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(Angela)
There is not another convention
where this many porn stars
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are in one place at one time.
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It's insane.
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It's Riley Reid and I'm at AVN.
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Why aren't you at this party?
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(electronic music)
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(Bridgette)
Welcome to the 2023 AVN Awards
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Red Carpet Show.
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-Are you nominated tonight?
-Yeah, I'm nominated
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for sucking
really, really good dick.
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(Bridgette)
That's fantastic.
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When we say MILF,
this is what you'll see
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in the dictionary, okay?
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Come on.
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And we still
have not worked together.
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(Attendee)
Why, why do the porn gods
hate us like that?
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(Bridgette)
You have quite a full night
as you're hosting it.
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Is there something
that you realize that, like,
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"Oh shit, I can't believe
this is what's happening now
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'cause I'm hosting"?
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(Reya)
Um, that'll probably happen
eventually.
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I'm here, though, I'm made up,
I got my outfit on,
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-I'm ready to go.
-We can conquer the world,
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-beautiful.
-I really would love
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to win Best Ass Award.
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-I'm not nominated.
-I call it an elegant ass.
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That's, like, an elegant ass.
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(intense music)
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I'm a turkey leg
and I need some gravy.
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-Yes.
-Could you, uh--
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-could you be any taller?
-Man, I ever have a question
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about any type of pussy
and I'm just like,
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"Hey, ask this man right here."
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(Charlotte)
We look after each other,
we make sure
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our clothing is right
when it's on,
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and we make sure we look good
when the clothing's off.
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(Bridgette)
If there's one thing
I could say about this man is:
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Your penis
scares the shit out of me.
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(Dredd)
It's just
slightly above average.
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(Bridgette)
I--I can't deal.
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Now, if you could give
one piece of advice
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for any fellow man
who might think
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they have a dick
as big as yours...
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-Okay.
-...what would you say to them
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to manage it with any female?
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(Dredd)
Proceed with caution.
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(chuckling)
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(Bridgette)
I have too much botox
or I would be
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laughing that much harder.
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We met last night
at the White Party.
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-Yes.
-And I--the first thing
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I said to you was, like,
"You look really young.
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I can probably fuck your dad."
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(Matt)
Uh, my dad's super dead,
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so, I mean, if you--
if you're into necrophilia,
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-go--go for it.
-And that's when I said--
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I'm like, "I'm just gonna
put some salt and pepper
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on my toe and on my foot,"
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but you handled it
like the true professional.
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(Matt)
If anybody can bring my father
back from the dead,
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it's Bridgette B's pussy,
everybody knows that.
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(energetic music)
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(Bridgette)
We have the Trophy Girls tonight
for 2023 AVN.
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-Who are you wearing?
-Oh, my God,
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please don't ask me,
'cause I don't remember.
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(Kehlani)
I fuckin' love the red carpet,
getting all dressed up,
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doing the whole thing.
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(Bridgette)
Are we thinking that
AVN has been exactly
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maybe what you thought
it might be,
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or is it something
completely different?
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(Kehlani)
No, it's exactly
what I thought it would be,
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but also more
because everybody's so nice
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and cool and just, like, fun.
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(Bridgette)
What brings you to AVN tonight?
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(Livv)
I'm just here for oral support.
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(Bridgette)
Are you nervous?
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-No.
-If you were nervous,
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what do you think you would do
to, like, help it out?
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(Emily)
I definitely wouldn't drink.
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(Bridgette)
Now is there something
that you did differently in 2023
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that you, like,
"I--I killed this project
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-and I fuckin' love it"?
-I ate a lot more pussy
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-than I did last year.
-So if I asked you
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spit versus swallow,
would that be inappropriate?
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(Ryan)
Obviously swallow.
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(Aiden)
And that was just a fraction
of what you would see
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if you were here in person.
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If you guys wanna come next year
and give us diamonds,
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we're totally good with that.
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As long as you're on your knees.
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(ambient music)
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Now, let's give away
those awards.
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(cheering and applauding)
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(energetic music)
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(cheering and applauding)
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(captivating music)
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(vocalizing)
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(DJ)
AVN Awards, can you
make some noise for Kehlani?
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What's good, AVN?
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(cheering)
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I'm happy to be here tonight.
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You guys all look amazing.
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This shit's so good,
should be illegal
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Need round two,
I need a sequel
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Hit the backboard
like a free throw
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You next level,
you a cheat code
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In so deep,
you hit my seafloor
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Got me singing like Alicia
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Got me using all your lingo
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Tell your girlfriend
that you single
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Call me over
'cause I go hard
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Sweet li'l bitch,
fuck like a porn star
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Next day
act just like your road dog
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Bitches askin'
how you know her
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Head game stupid, baby, loca
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Too loud, callate la boca
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Out this world,
you supernova
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Fuck that, I am coming over
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Come on!
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(vocalizing)
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Can I stop by
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To see you
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We both on fire,
love the teamwork
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Leave with juices
on your T-shirt
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Loud and clear,
no need for reverb
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Tell the Uber driver revert
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Flip that bitch
and make a U-turn
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Sex tape crazy,
need the bloopers
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Last so long, bae,
you a trooper
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Sniper gang,
no Bradley Cooper
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Hi, I'm Hell,
it's nice to meet ya
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Know you fuckin'
with a demon
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Do 'bout anything
to please ya
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Cum inside me, I'm a keeper
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Want me to make you a senior
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Never been that hard
to read ya
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When we done,
you say, "I need ya"
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I done made you a believer
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(DJ)
Sick of shit.
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(Kehlani)
Can I stop by
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To see you tonight
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Can I stop by
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To see you
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(DJ)
Make some noise
for Kehlani, y'all!
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(cheering and applauding)
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(electronic music)
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(female singer)
Come and get some
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Come and get some, come on,
come and get some
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Come on, come and get some
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Come on, come and get some
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Come and get some, come on,
come and get some
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(laughing)
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(multiple voices
inaudible with music)
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(overlapping remarks)
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(multiple voices
inaudible with music)
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(clearing throat)
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(multiple voices
inaudible with music)
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(Matt)
Okay.
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Welcome, ladies,
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to the AVN Sexcape Room.
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(indistinct remarks)
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You all are gonna have
45 minutes to use your brains,
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bodies, whatever,
to try to find the three clues
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that'll give you the code
to open that door.
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(Reya)
What if we wanna be in here
for more than 45 minutes?
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(giggling)
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(Matt)
Then you can buy another ticket.
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(ambient music)
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And this actually reminds me
of a very important point:
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Nobody can steal any of the toys
from the room.
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Some of them are my grandma's.
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Is there some sort
of lending program?
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-Like a slutty library?
-Yeah.
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(Matt)
That's not a real thing.
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-Can I buy one?
-No, you--
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you can't buy the toy--
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you can't buy the toys,
you can't steal the toys.
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Leave the props in the room.
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You all have 45 minutes
to get that door open.
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If you can't do it in that time,
the game's over.
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Now try to remember:
The clues are riddles, okay?
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And the answer to each riddle
is a name,
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and you're gonna plug that name
into that keypad
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right back there
by all the dragon dicks.
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(dragon growling)
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Three correct names
will give you a code
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-that'll open the door.
-Wait, like my name?
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Yes, like your name.
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(Aiden)
Wait, is her name
one of the clues?
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-Ah, yeah.
-No.
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(Kazumi)
Oh, my God,
you're gonna come home with me.
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(Matt)
No, no, no, you're not gonna
take them home with you,
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you're gonna put it--
put it down!
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What's that,
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in your shirt?
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Okay, yeah, hilarious.
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Just gonna pull titties out
in the middle of an escape room,
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real funny, you guys--
does anyone have
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-an actual question?
-Oh, I do,
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I have a question.
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Would you ever maybe, like,
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wanna shoot a scene
with me sometime?
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(chuckling)
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(Matt)
Uh, me working here prohibits me
from answering that honestly.
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But yeah.
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I'd love that actually.
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Now I'm gonna be
right outside the room,
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so do not try anything sneaky.
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(laughing)
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-Oh, you're here!
-Sorry I'm late.
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(overlapping remarks)
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(Matt)
I hate this job so much.
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(Nicole)
So, uh, okay, so I went
to the wrong escape room
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and I had to get out of that one
just to get to this one.
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-Ugh!
-Can we use the toys?
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Look, I don't care if you
fuck yourselves with them.
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Whatever helps you
find the clues, okay?
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Have fun, don't steal shit.
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(Nicole)
Is this a tits-out thing?
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(hollering)
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(beeping)
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(Abella)
Okay, okay, guys, focus, focus.
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He said we can use the toys,
so let's go.
251
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-Yes, yes.
-Let's start finding clues.
252
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This shit's
going in Morse code!
253
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(overlapping remarks)
254
00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:55,680
Oh, I think I just found
the first clue, it's a "T"!
255
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-A "T"!
-It's a "T"!
256
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-It's a "T"!
-It's a "T"!
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(moaning)
258
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There's the "O."
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(hollering)
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(Kylie)
Please welcome
comedian Matt Rife.
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(cheering and applauding)
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AVNs, what the fuck is up?
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How is everybody?
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(cheering and applauding)
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We are back, baby!
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Welcome to the AVN Awards
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here in beautiful
Sin City, Las Vegas.
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I'm your host Matt Rife and, uh,
for those of you who don't know,
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I'm a stand-up comedian,
and about this time--
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Thank you, I will fuck you.
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Um.
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(cheering)
273
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For those of you who don't know,
I'm a stand-up comedian,
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and around this time last year
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I actually put out
my debut comedy special
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called Only Fans,
and I--I obviously
277
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didn't make nearly as much money
as you guys do,
278
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but--so I mean, I guess
I still got fucked in one way.
279
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(chuckling)
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But, like, can we hear it
one more time
281
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for the beautiful
Resort World Casino
282
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for hosting us tonight.
283
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(applauding)
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Keep it going for the production
for supporting us.
285
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(applauding)
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And last but not least,
the housekeepers
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who have to clean your rooms
tomorrow morning.
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Ugh.
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Those are
the real heroes, people.
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00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:10,690
Okay, if you wanna
make a difference,
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you bang a housekeeper,
all right?
292
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They take tips,
or the whole thing,
293
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whatever you can fit really,
just be a Good Samaritan.
294
00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:18,270
(laughing)
295
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I, uh--I really am so glad
to be here.
296
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I'm sure most of you have
absolutely no idea who I am,
297
00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:25,310
and that's fine,
'cause I kinda feel like
298
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I know all of you
inside and out,
299
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so that's pretty adorable.
300
00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:29,980
Uh, you guys
are actually the reason
301
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,750
my mom kept buying me
so many socks as a teenager,
302
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so appreciate that.
303
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You guys owe her
a lot of fuckin' money.
304
00:12:34,450 --> 00:12:35,780
(chuckling)
305
00:12:35,820 --> 00:12:37,050
I honestly--I--it's--
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it's a lot to take in
for me right now
307
00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:40,990
because I still can't believe
I'm in the room
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with the sexiest women
309
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on the face
of this fucking planet.
310
00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:49,360
What?
311
00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:51,500
And I'm up here
dressed like fucking Gumby.
312
00:12:51,530 --> 00:12:53,070
(chuckling)
313
00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:54,400
I look like--
I look like I'm nominated
314
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for Stepson of the Year.
315
00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,610
(laughing)
316
00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:59,470
Uh, believe me,
I put in the work.
317
00:12:59,510 --> 00:13:00,880
(chuckling)
318
00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:03,940
Seriously, ladies, you guys
do look absolutely stunning.
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The dresses are phenomenal.
320
00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:08,820
I have not
seen this much glitter
321
00:13:08,850 --> 00:13:12,220
since the GayVNs,
so way to step it up.
322
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,950
If, uh--
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00:13:13,990 --> 00:13:16,660
if you're unfamiliar,
the GayVNs are the Gay AVNs
324
00:13:16,690 --> 00:13:18,230
which took place
this past Thursday
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00:13:18,260 --> 00:13:19,730
and it was a fucking blast.
326
00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,600
If you missed it,
you missed out, man.
327
00:13:21,630 --> 00:13:23,460
It was an amazing time.
328
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:25,530
They all came out, again.
329
00:13:25,570 --> 00:13:27,430
(chuckling)
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00:13:27,470 --> 00:13:28,800
It--
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Stupid.
332
00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:31,940
And I was actually
fortunate enough
333
00:13:31,970 --> 00:13:33,640
to present an award
at that show,
334
00:13:33,670 --> 00:13:35,010
but unfortunately
everyone just thought
335
00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:36,310
I was a handsome lesbian,
336
00:13:36,340 --> 00:13:38,910
so nobody
really took me serious.
337
00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:40,580
Look, ladies, you--
338
00:13:40,610 --> 00:13:42,780
Don't get me wrong, ladies,
you do look
339
00:13:42,820 --> 00:13:45,120
absolutely incredible,
but come on,
340
00:13:45,150 --> 00:13:47,290
everybody knows
nobody in this world
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dresses better than gay men.
342
00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:51,060
It's kinda their shit.
343
00:13:51,090 --> 00:13:52,830
They kinda cornered the markets.
344
00:13:52,860 --> 00:13:54,700
It's pretty damn impressive.
345
00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:56,000
I mean, you spend enough time
in the closet,
346
00:13:56,030 --> 00:13:57,830
you bound to find something,
you know?
347
00:13:57,870 --> 00:14:00,000
Just, "Mm...
348
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:03,770
...boots."
349
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,840
(chuckling)
350
00:14:05,870 --> 00:14:07,370
But you do, you look
absolutely incredible.
351
00:14:07,410 --> 00:14:10,740
You guys are dressed like
the stars that you truly are.
352
00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:13,750
And speaking of stars, uh,
Luna Star is here tonight.
353
00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:16,880
One of my all-time
fucking favorites.
354
00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:18,850
Oh, my God.
355
00:14:18,890 --> 00:14:22,290
Luna Star is so goddamn fine.
356
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,990
Oh, my God, you know--
oh, Luna Star, everybody!
357
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,530
Stand.
358
00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:29,430
(cheering)
359
00:14:29,460 --> 00:14:30,870
Please sit down.
360
00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:32,700
(laughing)
361
00:14:32,730 --> 00:14:34,030
You are so goddamn fine.
362
00:14:34,070 --> 00:14:37,440
Your head game is ridiculous.
363
00:14:37,470 --> 00:14:38,910
Jesus Christ.
364
00:14:38,940 --> 00:14:41,810
Luna sucks so much dick,
the Lakers just signed her.
365
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,840
(laughing)
366
00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:48,450
But also,
I love that you're here,
367
00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:49,980
and that's what
I love so much about tonight,
368
00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:52,250
is that tonight
brings out everybody.
369
00:14:52,290 --> 00:14:53,950
Anybody who's anybody
in this industry
370
00:14:53,990 --> 00:14:55,820
comes out for this event.
371
00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:58,590
Everybody from--
from the new starlets
372
00:14:58,630 --> 00:15:01,300
all the way to the MILFs.
373
00:15:01,330 --> 00:15:04,030
Where the MILFs at,
where my MILFs at?
374
00:15:04,060 --> 00:15:07,400
There we go,
that's what I'm talkin' about!
375
00:15:07,430 --> 00:15:09,040
Make some noise.
376
00:15:09,070 --> 00:15:11,070
(cheering and applauding)
377
00:15:13,810 --> 00:15:16,780
(clearing throat)
378
00:15:16,810 --> 00:15:18,510
(applauding)
379
00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:20,150
That's what I'm talkin'--
380
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:22,550
Make some noise if your pussy's
ever been on VHS.
381
00:15:22,580 --> 00:15:25,120
That's what
I'm talkin' about--goddamn!
382
00:15:25,150 --> 00:15:26,890
Oh, my God!
383
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:28,720
(cheering and applauding)
384
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,090
Ugh!
385
00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:32,130
(cheering)
386
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:38,470
Listen to those
arthritis-ridden hands.
387
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:41,500
Oh, my God.
388
00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:43,440
Veterans of the game!
389
00:15:43,470 --> 00:15:46,710
That's what I'm fuckin'
talkin' about, man.
390
00:15:46,740 --> 00:15:49,540
These young girls
don't understand.
391
00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:51,680
MILFs much watch OnlyFans porn
392
00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:54,350
the same way Martin Scorsese
watches Marvel movies.
393
00:15:54,380 --> 00:15:56,480
Just:
394
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,150
"This isn't real cinema."
395
00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:00,190
(laughing)
396
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:05,230
MILFs have paved the way for us
to be where we're at today.
397
00:16:05,260 --> 00:16:07,630
Y'all better show
some fuckin' respect, man.
398
00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:09,660
(applauding and cheering)
399
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,570
Show that respect because
before there was OnlyFans,
400
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,440
there was Lisa Ann, okay?
401
00:16:17,470 --> 00:16:18,870
Is Lisa here?
402
00:16:18,910 --> 00:16:21,140
(cheering)
403
00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:22,940
Is--is Lisa here tonight?
404
00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:24,810
-No.
-No, of course not.
405
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:27,080
She's in bed by 9:00
for sure, guaranteed.
406
00:16:27,110 --> 00:16:28,620
(chuckling)
407
00:16:28,650 --> 00:16:30,050
But y'all better
respect the woman
408
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:32,650
because she's a pioneer
of the game, okay?
409
00:16:32,690 --> 00:16:35,460
She was doing the deed
long before Riley could read,
410
00:16:35,490 --> 00:16:38,830
trust me, she's put in
her fuckin' work.
411
00:16:38,860 --> 00:16:41,560
Being a MILF
is such a responsibility
412
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,030
and it takes sacrifice, okay?
413
00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:45,700
It's--being a MILF isn't
just some label, all right?
414
00:16:45,730 --> 00:16:48,340
Alexis Fawx just got unstuck
from that table.
415
00:16:48,370 --> 00:16:49,470
I don't know
if you guys know that.
416
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:51,810
(cheering and applauding)
417
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,610
fuckin' IKEA.
418
00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:55,540
(chuckling)
419
00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:58,480
Clearly I have a type,
and it's--it's usually MILFs.
420
00:16:58,510 --> 00:17:00,910
I fuck--I love older women,
oh, my God.
421
00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:02,350
(cheering)
422
00:17:02,380 --> 00:17:04,990
I don't--
I don't know why, I--I--
423
00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:06,890
I think it's because
I truly feel like
424
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:10,090
women are a lot like
Cap'n Crunch,
425
00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:12,060
like they're the best
426
00:17:12,090 --> 00:17:14,160
right before they're gross.
427
00:17:14,190 --> 00:17:16,200
(laughing)
428
00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:20,870
You're gonna groan
to that, really?
429
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:22,600
I can't do any jokes?
430
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,270
Like, hey,
if you didn't like that joke,
431
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:27,570
you can suck my dick,
or whatever, I don't know,
432
00:17:27,610 --> 00:17:28,910
if you feel--
433
00:17:28,940 --> 00:17:30,910
if you're that upset by it,
I mean--
434
00:17:30,940 --> 00:17:32,650
(indistinct remarks)
435
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:34,250
Everybody knows
if you fuck with Cap'n Crunch,
436
00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:35,480
there's a very limited window
437
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:36,820
between it cuts
the roof of your mouth
438
00:17:36,850 --> 00:17:39,320
and it's oatmeal, okay,
so find your fuckin' sweet spot
439
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,220
and enjoy yourself.
440
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:42,520
I say, "Be grateful," okay?
441
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,560
Be thankful Leonardo DiCaprio
isn't here hosting.
442
00:17:44,590 --> 00:17:47,130
He doesn't even eat cereal.
443
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:48,300
I do.
444
00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:49,630
Mm.
445
00:17:49,660 --> 00:17:51,030
And relax,
I'm not making fun, okay?
446
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,800
I'll fuck a MILF right now--
I'm looking for pension.
447
00:17:52,830 --> 00:17:55,970
I swear to God,
this gig does not pay enough.
448
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,570
I don't like this response
right now.
449
00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,410
I did not expect y'all
to kink shame me, okay?
450
00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:03,040
For the love of God.
451
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,340
And it's the younger women, too.
452
00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:07,310
Younger women, do not
be jealous of MILFs, okay?
453
00:18:07,350 --> 00:18:09,180
You'll be 27 someday.
454
00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:11,190
(laughing)
455
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:13,220
(applauding)
456
00:18:15,090 --> 00:18:16,960
Oh.
457
00:18:16,990 --> 00:18:18,830
God, the truth is funny.
458
00:18:18,860 --> 00:18:21,130
(breathing deeply)
459
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,960
This really is--
460
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,000
in all seriousness,
this is one of the coolest jobs
461
00:18:26,030 --> 00:18:28,440
I have ever had
in my entire career.
462
00:18:28,470 --> 00:18:30,040
And what--
what pisses me off is that
463
00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:33,440
so many stupid,
ignorant fucking losers
464
00:18:33,470 --> 00:18:34,880
do not give this business
465
00:18:34,910 --> 00:18:36,710
the respect
that it properly deserves.
466
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:38,050
They think--
467
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:40,080
(cheering and applauding)
468
00:18:41,350 --> 00:18:43,020
These fucking losers
think that,
469
00:18:43,050 --> 00:18:45,150
"Oh, oh, porn is--is shallow."
470
00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:46,450
But not us.
471
00:18:46,490 --> 00:18:47,750
Everyone here
in this room tonight
472
00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:50,220
knows how beautiful
and important and beloved
473
00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:52,430
this business truly is.
474
00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:54,460
It serves so many purposes.
475
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,400
And--and it's educational.
476
00:18:56,430 --> 00:18:59,700
Each niche
provides a positive lesson.
477
00:18:59,730 --> 00:19:02,100
Let's look at some of them:
Tushy.
478
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:03,400
Wonderful category.
479
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:06,140
Tushy taught us to persevere
480
00:19:06,170 --> 00:19:09,810
no matter how much shit
we've been through.
481
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:12,450
For years,
Fake Taxi has provided
482
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:15,620
local transportation
for low-income bad bitches
483
00:19:15,650 --> 00:19:17,080
around the world.
484
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:19,390
(laughing)
485
00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:21,420
And Blacked, Blacked--
486
00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:23,490
(cheering)
487
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:25,990
Blacked is our best attempt
at reparations.
488
00:19:26,030 --> 00:19:28,000
(laughing)
489
00:19:28,030 --> 00:19:30,430
(applauding)
490
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:32,230
I--
491
00:19:32,270 --> 00:19:33,770
I watch Blacked the same way
492
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:36,070
Martin Scorsese
watches Black Panther.
493
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:37,570
Just:
494
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,570
"Look at the size
of that budget.
495
00:19:40,610 --> 00:19:42,280
You don't need all that."
496
00:19:42,310 --> 00:19:43,840
(chuckling)
497
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,410
Speaking of Blacked,
Dredd is here,
498
00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:47,550
Dredd is in the building--
make some noise for Dredd.
499
00:19:47,580 --> 00:19:49,580
(applauding and cheering)
500
00:19:51,420 --> 00:19:53,120
The goddamn king.
501
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,820
Dredd has--
502
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,620
Dredd has taken down
more White women
503
00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:58,190
than the name Karen.
504
00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:00,190
(laughing)
505
00:20:00,230 --> 00:20:02,130
(applauding)
506
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,000
He's a goddamn superhero.
507
00:20:04,030 --> 00:20:05,900
(overlapping remarks)
508
00:20:05,930 --> 00:20:08,400
Fellas, I don't know
how y'all do it.
509
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:11,510
Y'all fuck for hours.
510
00:20:11,540 --> 00:20:12,840
Look, I'm not saying
I cum quick,
511
00:20:12,870 --> 00:20:14,780
but I know how to respect
a woman's schedule.
512
00:20:14,810 --> 00:20:17,180
(chuckling)
513
00:20:17,210 --> 00:20:19,380
Fuckin'--what is
the goddamn secret, man?
514
00:20:19,410 --> 00:20:21,420
I don't understand--
I finger a girl for one night,
515
00:20:21,450 --> 00:20:24,220
I wake up the next day
with no forearms.
516
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:27,550
fuck a dick pill, I need
muscle relaxers immediately.
517
00:20:27,590 --> 00:20:29,160
And look, I'm not
complaining either, okay?
518
00:20:29,190 --> 00:20:31,020
I love foreplay,
it's one of my favorite things.
519
00:20:31,060 --> 00:20:33,090
It's--it's probably
my love language to be honest.
520
00:20:33,130 --> 00:20:34,430
And look, we--
we don't really be talkin',
521
00:20:34,460 --> 00:20:36,630
but I'm reading your lips,
that's for sure.
522
00:20:36,660 --> 00:20:38,370
(chuckling)
523
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,600
I just don't get it, man.
524
00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:42,100
Fellas, isn't it
kind of exhausting, foreplay?
525
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:43,400
You ever finger a girl
for so long,
526
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:44,870
you--you wake up
the next day like,
527
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,710
"Did I go fuckin' bowling?
528
00:20:47,740 --> 00:20:52,210
Did I bowl 300 300s in a row?"
529
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:55,050
AVNs, are you ready to have
the night of your fuckin' life?
530
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:56,480
Make some noise!
531
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:58,350
(cheering and applauding)
532
00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:00,720
Wonderful.
533
00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:02,120
Let's have the night
you all deserve.
534
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,290
Again, my name is Matt Rife.
535
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:04,560
I'm gonna be your host
for tonight.
536
00:21:04,590 --> 00:21:06,760
If you would please,
help me welcome to the stage
537
00:21:06,790 --> 00:21:08,730
the beautiful Abella Danger
538
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,160
and Reya Sunshine!
539
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,170
(cheering and applauding)
540
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,170
(upbeat electronic music)
541
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:25,810
(Abella)
Hello, everyone, and welcome to
542
00:21:25,850 --> 00:21:29,350
the best party of the year.
543
00:21:29,380 --> 00:21:31,490
(cheering and applauding)
544
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:34,590
(Reya)
And welcome to
the end of the week.
545
00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:36,860
(cheering)
546
00:21:36,890 --> 00:21:39,830
(Abella)
And most importantly,
welcome to:
547
00:21:39,860 --> 00:21:43,500
(Abella and Reya)
The 2023 AVN Awards Show!
548
00:21:43,530 --> 00:21:45,570
-Woo!
-Woo!
549
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,470
(Reya)
Yeah!
550
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:50,740
(Abella)
It's so great
to be back in Las Vegas,
551
00:21:50,770 --> 00:21:54,170
and to be in this theater
at Resorts World
552
00:21:54,210 --> 00:21:57,410
is absolutely incredible!
553
00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:01,180
(Reya)
Oh yeah, and how about
that opening number by Kehlani?
554
00:22:01,210 --> 00:22:04,620
(cheering and applauding)
555
00:22:04,650 --> 00:22:07,690
(Abella)
She is so hot,
556
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:10,360
and those girls in her band--
557
00:22:10,390 --> 00:22:13,190
And by the way,
did you see that ass on her?
558
00:22:13,230 --> 00:22:15,400
(Reya)
Um, yes.
559
00:22:15,430 --> 00:22:18,030
I mean, I was listening
560
00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:20,170
to her beautiful voice
the whole time,
561
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:23,500
but my eyes
were checking out that ass
562
00:22:23,540 --> 00:22:26,070
the whole time.
563
00:22:26,110 --> 00:22:27,970
(Abella)
Yeah, and that got me thinking.
564
00:22:28,010 --> 00:22:30,240
You know
those nomination videos?
565
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:31,650
-Yeah.
-That we're gonna see tonight?
566
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,720
I mean, I could just about
hear the announcer now.
567
00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:37,080
Okay, tell me,
what do you think?
568
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:39,620
"Best Girl-Girl Sex Scene:
569
00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:42,990
Abella Danger and Kehlani in
570
00:22:43,020 --> 00:22:44,830
'The Cat Licker.'
571
00:22:44,860 --> 00:22:48,100
Abella Danger Home Movie Co."
572
00:22:48,130 --> 00:22:50,230
What do you think, I mean,
would that be hot or what?
573
00:22:50,260 --> 00:22:51,700
(Reya)
Meow.
574
00:22:51,730 --> 00:22:53,070
(chuckling)
575
00:22:53,100 --> 00:22:56,300
I love it so much.
576
00:22:56,340 --> 00:22:59,270
But if we're going there, okay,
I think I have one, too.
577
00:22:59,310 --> 00:23:00,740
(Abella)
Okay, okay.
578
00:23:00,770 --> 00:23:02,180
(Reya)
Okay, ready?
579
00:23:03,810 --> 00:23:06,110
"Best All-Girl Orgy:
580
00:23:06,150 --> 00:23:09,150
Reya Sunshine
and Abella Danger in
581
00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:11,420
'Abella and Reya do Kehlani
582
00:23:11,450 --> 00:23:13,850
and All the Girls in Her Band.'
583
00:23:13,890 --> 00:23:16,220
Reya Sunshine Productions."
584
00:23:16,260 --> 00:23:19,660
(Abella)
Look at you.
585
00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:21,060
Dirty girl,
586
00:23:21,090 --> 00:23:23,060
and here I thought
you were just
587
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:25,800
this sweet and innocent
588
00:23:25,830 --> 00:23:28,340
little camgirl.
589
00:23:28,370 --> 00:23:30,440
(Reya)
Camgirl, yes.
590
00:23:30,470 --> 00:23:33,170
Sweet and innocent?
591
00:23:33,210 --> 00:23:36,340
I'll show you mine
if you show me yours.
592
00:23:36,380 --> 00:23:38,950
(gasping and applauding)
593
00:23:38,980 --> 00:23:41,980
(Abella)
Oh, don't tempt me.
594
00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:44,820
Do not tempt me
because I will fuck you.
595
00:23:44,850 --> 00:23:47,750
I will fuck you
right here on this stage
596
00:23:47,790 --> 00:23:50,220
in front of the entire world!
597
00:23:50,260 --> 00:23:51,960
(cheering and applauding)
598
00:23:51,990 --> 00:23:54,090
(chuckling)
599
00:23:54,130 --> 00:23:56,530
(Reya)
Promise?
600
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,970
(Abella)
Oh, I promise.
601
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,070
But first,
speaking of hot girls,
602
00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:05,540
Kehlani will be back later
in the show,
603
00:24:05,570 --> 00:24:08,240
and we have another
really special
604
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,140
musical guest star.
605
00:24:10,180 --> 00:24:12,050
(Reya)
Coming up in just a little bit,
606
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:15,120
we have the super gorgeous
Jamaican firecracker,
607
00:24:15,150 --> 00:24:16,750
Shenseea!
608
00:24:16,780 --> 00:24:19,550
(cheering and applauding)
609
00:24:19,590 --> 00:24:23,160
(Abella)
But for now it's time
to give out some awards!
610
00:24:23,190 --> 00:24:24,790
(giggling)
611
00:24:24,830 --> 00:24:28,830
Presenting the award
for Best Oral Sex Scene
612
00:24:28,860 --> 00:24:31,670
and Best Leading Actor...
613
00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:34,200
(Reya)
Give it up for
Kylie Rocket, Ryan Reid,
614
00:24:34,230 --> 00:24:36,440
and Violet Summers.
615
00:24:36,470 --> 00:24:38,440
(cheering and applauding)
616
00:24:38,470 --> 00:24:40,470
(ambient music)
617
00:24:46,150 --> 00:24:48,680
-Hi!
-Thank you so much.
618
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,250
(Kylie)
This first award
honors a sex act
619
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:54,290
where the chains
are made of spit.
620
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:56,020
(Ryan)
Gagging is a good thing
621
00:24:56,060 --> 00:24:57,720
and the only limitation
622
00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:00,330
is the depth
of a woman's throat.
623
00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:03,430
(Violet)
And breathing through your nose
624
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:05,830
is the secret to success.
625
00:25:05,870 --> 00:25:08,340
(cheering)
626
00:25:08,370 --> 00:25:12,240
Here are the nominees
for Best Oral Sex Scene.
627
00:25:12,270 --> 00:25:14,270
(techno music)
628
00:25:19,550 --> 00:25:22,220
(Kylie)
Best Oral Sex Scene.
629
00:25:22,250 --> 00:25:24,820
Kira Noir and Romeo Mancini.
630
00:25:24,850 --> 00:25:26,650
"Covering Kira in Cum."
631
00:25:26,690 --> 00:25:29,490
BJRaw Boobs 3, BJRaw.
632
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:32,060
Camila Cortez and Ike Diezel.
633
00:25:32,090 --> 00:25:34,030
"Cum Queen Camila."
634
00:25:34,060 --> 00:25:36,930
This Girl Sucks, Teem Skeet.
635
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,030
Kenzie Anne and Logan Long.
636
00:25:39,070 --> 00:25:41,770
"Kenzie's Showcase
of Sluttiness."
637
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,600
Swallowed.
638
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,840
Laney Grey and Mick Blue.
639
00:25:45,870 --> 00:25:49,040
"Laney Grey Deepthroats
All Day."
640
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,340
Throated, Blowpass.
641
00:25:50,380 --> 00:25:53,210
(Laney)
I'm so ready to suck some cock.
642
00:25:53,250 --> 00:25:55,980
Xxlayna Marie and Jonni Darkko.
643
00:25:56,020 --> 00:25:58,350
"Messy Blowjob Makeover."
644
00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:02,260
Throat Fuck 7,
Darkko, Evil Angel.
645
00:26:11,670 --> 00:26:13,670
(applauding)
646
00:26:15,370 --> 00:26:17,900
(all)
And the winner is:
647
00:26:19,940 --> 00:26:22,980
Laney Grey and Mick Blue!
648
00:26:23,010 --> 00:26:24,980
(cheering and applauding)
649
00:26:25,010 --> 00:26:26,980
(upbeat music)
650
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,700
-Fuck yeah!
-Oh, my God, wow.
651
00:26:44,730 --> 00:26:46,530
(cheering and applauding)
652
00:26:46,570 --> 00:26:49,100
This is--this is insane.
653
00:26:49,140 --> 00:26:50,900
I'm, like,
so grateful right now.
654
00:26:50,940 --> 00:26:54,010
I'm just--yeah,
my heart's racing in my chest.
655
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:55,440
I just wanna thank everybody.
656
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:56,780
I wanna thank Mick Blue.
657
00:26:56,810 --> 00:26:59,280
You just--I am so grateful
I got to work with you,
658
00:26:59,310 --> 00:27:01,180
and, like, my agents,
659
00:27:01,210 --> 00:27:04,520
Sandra and Eric and Anthony,
and everybody, I just--
660
00:27:04,550 --> 00:27:05,890
It's--wow, this is amazing.
661
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,320
I can't believe it.
662
00:27:07,350 --> 00:27:09,990
(Mick)
You--you suck cock
really good, I guess.
663
00:27:10,020 --> 00:27:11,960
(laughing)
664
00:27:11,990 --> 00:27:13,990
Thank you, AVN.
665
00:27:14,030 --> 00:27:15,300
(Laney)
Thank you.
666
00:27:15,330 --> 00:27:17,300
(energetic music)
667
00:27:21,300 --> 00:27:23,270
(Violet)
The men in this next category
668
00:27:23,300 --> 00:27:26,870
can pick us up and carry us
any time we want.
669
00:27:26,910 --> 00:27:30,280
(Kylie)
But what--
what sets them apart is--
670
00:27:30,310 --> 00:27:32,450
I'm so sorry, hold on.
671
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:34,480
Yeah, blooper number one!
672
00:27:34,510 --> 00:27:37,650
But what sets them apart
is that many scenes
673
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:40,250
they've also carried us
with their acting.
674
00:27:40,290 --> 00:27:41,790
(hollering)
675
00:27:41,820 --> 00:27:43,720
(Ryan)
They know how to speak softly,
676
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:46,290
but carry a big dick.
677
00:27:46,330 --> 00:27:49,660
Here are the nominees
for Best Leading Actor.
678
00:27:49,700 --> 00:27:51,670
(cheering and applauding)
679
00:27:51,700 --> 00:27:53,670
(intense ambient music)
680
00:27:56,340 --> 00:27:57,940
(Kylie)
Best Leading Actor.
681
00:27:57,970 --> 00:27:59,210
Dante Colle.
682
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:00,940
"One Night in Los Angeles."
683
00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:03,340
Dorcel, Pull.
684
00:28:03,380 --> 00:28:05,780
(Dante)
Not to be insulting or anything,
685
00:28:05,810 --> 00:28:07,750
but do you honestly think
686
00:28:07,780 --> 00:28:10,680
that I would honestly date
some no-name girl
687
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,490
from Kentucky?
688
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:13,850
(Kylie)
Lucky Fate.
689
00:28:13,890 --> 00:28:14,920
"Grinders."
690
00:28:14,950 --> 00:28:17,360
-Adult.
-The world didn't end.
691
00:28:17,390 --> 00:28:20,830
-Not yet at least.
-How tragic.
692
00:28:20,860 --> 00:28:22,300
Guess you have to figure out
693
00:28:22,330 --> 00:28:23,900
what you wanna do
with the rest of your life now.
694
00:28:23,930 --> 00:28:26,870
(Lucky)
I was really banking on
all the computers exploding.
695
00:28:26,900 --> 00:28:28,270
(Kylie)
Seth Gamble.
696
00:28:28,300 --> 00:28:29,470
"Going Up."
697
00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:31,670
Lust Cinema.
698
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:34,740
(Seth)
First impressions are important.
699
00:28:34,770 --> 00:28:36,140
In just a few seconds
you can tell
700
00:28:36,180 --> 00:28:37,980
what you think and feel
about a person.
701
00:28:42,020 --> 00:28:43,480
(Kylie)
Isiah Maxwell.
702
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,290
"I Love You, You're Fired."
703
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:48,590
-Lust Cinema.
-So I can't just quit.
704
00:28:48,620 --> 00:28:51,090
I mean, we just signed
that three-year contract
705
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:52,790
and there's no way out of it.
706
00:28:52,830 --> 00:28:56,330
-Unless...
-Unless what?
707
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:59,330
Well, unless I get fired.
708
00:28:59,370 --> 00:29:00,670
(Kylie)
Tommy Pistol.
709
00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:02,300
"The Voyeur 5."
710
00:29:02,340 --> 00:29:04,100
Sweet Sinner, Mile High.
711
00:29:04,140 --> 00:29:06,770
It's really nice
to finally see your face.
712
00:29:06,810 --> 00:29:09,180
-Ugh, same.
-My friend kept telling me
713
00:29:09,210 --> 00:29:11,540
that you're not real,
714
00:29:11,580 --> 00:29:14,550
-like, in any way.
-What?
715
00:29:14,580 --> 00:29:18,280
(electronic music)
716
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:20,290
(applause)
717
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:24,060
(in unison)
And the winner is...
718
00:29:24,090 --> 00:29:27,590
(Ryan)
Oh, my god.
719
00:29:27,630 --> 00:29:30,730
(Kylie)
You got this.
720
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:33,300
(in unison)
Seth Gamble!
721
00:29:33,330 --> 00:29:35,670
(upbeat music)
722
00:29:35,700 --> 00:29:38,470
(cheering)
723
00:29:48,750 --> 00:29:50,250
(Ryan)
I'm fucking honored!
724
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:51,480
(Seth)
Thank you.
725
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:53,120
Thank you, AVN.
726
00:29:53,150 --> 00:29:56,220
This is an honor, as always.
727
00:29:56,260 --> 00:29:57,760
I want to thank Casey Calvert
728
00:29:57,790 --> 00:29:59,490
for writing me
such an incredible role.
729
00:29:59,530 --> 00:30:02,200
(cheering)
730
00:30:02,230 --> 00:30:03,730
Yeah, it's good
to be back, guys.
731
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:04,630
What do you guys think?
732
00:30:04,660 --> 00:30:06,770
It's good to be back
at AVN, right?
733
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,130
Yeah.
734
00:30:08,170 --> 00:30:12,340
I just wanna--I just wanna say
I love acting
735
00:30:12,370 --> 00:30:14,710
and I love fucking, too.
736
00:30:14,740 --> 00:30:18,210
So thank you, Casey,
thank you Lust Cinema,
737
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,180
and thank
the amazing cast and crew.
738
00:30:20,210 --> 00:30:21,650
We spent a lot of time
on this project,
739
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,150
and I'm so proud
to be a part of it.
740
00:30:23,180 --> 00:30:24,850
Thank you so much.
741
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:27,390
(electronic music)
742
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:34,090
(Abella)
The Grand Reel Award
is a culmination
743
00:30:34,130 --> 00:30:37,560
of the industry's grandest work.
744
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:38,800
(Reya)
Throughout the night,
745
00:30:38,830 --> 00:30:41,070
we're going to be showing you
the nominees
746
00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:43,800
for this prestigious award.
747
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:46,410
(Abella)
So let's take a look
at a couple of them
748
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:47,740
right now.
749
00:30:47,770 --> 00:30:48,910
Roll it!
750
00:30:48,940 --> 00:30:51,610
(rock music)
751
00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:03,020
(Kylie)
Dark is the Night,
Wicked Noir/Pulse.
752
00:31:03,060 --> 00:31:05,190
(panting)
753
00:31:05,230 --> 00:31:08,090
(man)
So tell me...
754
00:31:08,130 --> 00:31:11,300
do you love me, Mrs. Spade?
755
00:31:11,330 --> 00:31:15,240
(Mrs. Spade)
Of...I most certainly do,
Mr. Spade.
756
00:31:15,270 --> 00:31:18,640
(Kylie)
Going Up, Lust Cinema.
757
00:31:18,670 --> 00:31:21,140
(woman)
All I'm saying is that
we need to get you two
758
00:31:21,170 --> 00:31:23,710
as comfortable with each other
as quickly as possible.
759
00:31:23,740 --> 00:31:24,980
(man)
Wait, I need that.
760
00:31:25,010 --> 00:31:26,550
(woman)
No, you don't.
761
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,390
(applause)
762
00:31:34,420 --> 00:31:35,390
(Matt)
You know, ladies, I've noticed
763
00:31:35,420 --> 00:31:36,720
that everyone
in the adult industry
764
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:39,090
still calls soda "pop."
765
00:31:39,130 --> 00:31:40,960
(Abella)
Uh, what?
766
00:31:40,990 --> 00:31:42,700
No, I've never heard that.
767
00:31:42,730 --> 00:31:43,900
(Matt)
Well, yeah, I mean,
I'm a Midwest guy,
768
00:31:43,930 --> 00:31:45,100
so I'm kinda used to it,
769
00:31:45,130 --> 00:31:47,630
but I still think it's like
pretty cool that most of y'all--
770
00:31:47,670 --> 00:31:49,440
well, we're lucky to be out.
771
00:31:49,470 --> 00:31:50,940
But it's impressive
that the adult industry
772
00:31:50,970 --> 00:31:52,640
still calls soda "pop,"
I didn't know that.
773
00:31:52,670 --> 00:31:54,670
(Reya)
Where did you hear this?
774
00:31:54,710 --> 00:31:56,510
(Matt)
I mean, literally everywhere.
775
00:31:56,540 --> 00:31:58,080
I was at the AVN Expo yesterday,
776
00:31:58,110 --> 00:32:00,710
and Vanna Bardot
told me to save a pop for her.
777
00:32:00,750 --> 00:32:03,820
And then, uh--yeah, oh,
and then on the red carpet,
778
00:32:03,850 --> 00:32:04,980
Angela White was like,
779
00:32:05,020 --> 00:32:06,690
"Would you save
one of your pops for me?"
780
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:07,820
In that stupid accent she has,
781
00:32:07,850 --> 00:32:12,360
and I was like, "No, no,
I didn't save one for you."
782
00:32:12,390 --> 00:32:16,060
(Abella)
Uh, okay, yeah,
"pop" doesn't mean
783
00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:17,800
what you think it means.
784
00:32:17,830 --> 00:32:18,930
(Matt)
Oh, thank god,
785
00:32:18,970 --> 00:32:20,100
I haven't had a pop
in like five years.
786
00:32:20,130 --> 00:32:21,430
I don't have any to give.
787
00:32:21,470 --> 00:32:23,470
(Reya)
I highly doubt that.
788
00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:25,340
(Abella)
You know, we can just
go backstage
789
00:32:25,370 --> 00:32:28,840
and we'll see
just how many pops you have.
790
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,710
-Okay.
-But first,
791
00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:34,380
here to present the award
for Best Girl/Girl Sex Scene
792
00:32:34,410 --> 00:32:37,920
and the Fan Award
for Favorite Cam Girl.
793
00:32:37,950 --> 00:32:41,850
(Abella)
Give it up for Zac Wild,
Octavia Red,
794
00:32:41,890 --> 00:32:44,590
and Kendra Sunderland!
795
00:32:44,620 --> 00:32:47,160
(cheering)
796
00:32:47,190 --> 00:32:49,460
(mellow music)
797
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,900
(Zac)
Wow!
798
00:32:53,930 --> 00:32:55,870
How about this?
799
00:32:55,900 --> 00:32:57,940
Wow, all right!
800
00:32:57,970 --> 00:32:59,870
(indistinct screaming)
801
00:32:59,910 --> 00:33:01,610
(woman)
Kendra!
802
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:02,940
(Zac)
All right, all right!
803
00:33:02,980 --> 00:33:04,980
Ladies and gentlemen,
804
00:33:05,010 --> 00:33:07,110
if I'm playing cards,
805
00:33:07,150 --> 00:33:11,250
I'm not happy with
just seeing a pair.
806
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:14,550
(Kendra)
But if you're shooting
a sex scene,
807
00:33:14,590 --> 00:33:17,390
a pair of girls is
one of the best things
808
00:33:17,420 --> 00:33:20,930
-you can see.
-Mhm!
809
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:23,060
-Fuck yeah!
-Here are the nominees
810
00:33:23,100 --> 00:33:26,530
for the Best Girl/Girl
Sex Scene.
811
00:33:26,570 --> 00:33:28,670
(electronic music)
812
00:33:32,070 --> 00:33:34,710
(Kylie)
Best Girl/Girl Sex Scene.
813
00:33:34,740 --> 00:33:36,810
Vicki Chase and Violet Myers,
814
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:40,510
Deliverables, Boss/Slayed/Pulse.
815
00:33:40,550 --> 00:33:43,380
Vanna Bardot and Gianna Dior,
816
00:33:43,420 --> 00:33:46,490
Heat Wave, Slayed.
817
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:47,950
(moaning)
818
00:33:47,990 --> 00:33:49,860
Kylie Rocket and Maddy May,
819
00:33:49,890 --> 00:33:52,930
January Treat of the Month--
In My Office, Now,
820
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,390
Twisty.
821
00:33:54,430 --> 00:33:56,400
Kay Lovely and Braylin Bailey,
822
00:33:56,430 --> 00:33:59,200
Lesbian Sex 26, Scene 1,
823
00:33:59,230 --> 00:34:02,240
Girlfriends Film.
824
00:34:02,270 --> 00:34:04,840
Lily Larimar and Kira Noir,
825
00:34:04,870 --> 00:34:07,070
Maid to Kill: Chapter One,
826
00:34:07,110 --> 00:34:08,940
Sparks Entertainment.
827
00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:11,240
(moaning)
828
00:34:15,050 --> 00:34:17,120
(Zac)
Oh, baby, open that thing up!
829
00:34:17,150 --> 00:34:19,520
(Kendra)
Mhm.
830
00:34:19,550 --> 00:34:22,650
Sorry, the nails, it's hard.
831
00:34:22,690 --> 00:34:24,660
(in unison)
And the winner is
832
00:34:24,690 --> 00:34:28,290
Vanna Bardot and Gianna Dior!
833
00:34:28,330 --> 00:34:30,500
(cheering)
834
00:34:30,530 --> 00:34:32,770
(rock music)
835
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:38,970
(screaming)
836
00:34:39,010 --> 00:34:40,110
(Gianna)
This is why
837
00:34:40,140 --> 00:34:41,840
she's the Slayed contract star.
838
00:34:41,870 --> 00:34:43,980
(laughing)
839
00:34:45,810 --> 00:34:48,450
(Vanna)
Thank you to everyone
at Vixen Media Group.
840
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:53,050
You guys have changed
my fucking life.
841
00:34:53,090 --> 00:34:55,220
Thank you to Mel and Ozzy
842
00:34:55,250 --> 00:34:56,860
for doing
such amazing makeup on us.
843
00:34:56,890 --> 00:34:58,360
(Gianna)
Slay.
844
00:34:58,390 --> 00:35:00,260
Shout-out Mel and Ozzy.
845
00:35:00,290 --> 00:35:03,160
Thank you, Vixen Media Group,
thank you, Derek,
846
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:04,760
-who directed the scene.
-Yes.
847
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:06,730
-Being the fucking best.
-Amazing.
848
00:35:06,770 --> 00:35:08,130
Thank you so much, AVN.
849
00:35:08,170 --> 00:35:09,640
I've always wanted
to win this award,
850
00:35:09,670 --> 00:35:10,770
-so thank you, guys.
-And thank you to you
851
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,540
-for being such a great fuck.
-Thank you!
852
00:35:12,570 --> 00:35:14,170
I love you.
853
00:35:14,210 --> 00:35:16,110
-Woo!
-Thank you!
854
00:35:19,710 --> 00:35:22,480
(Abella)
This next category coming up
855
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:28,050
is something that my friend
Matt here knows all about.
856
00:35:28,090 --> 00:35:30,220
(Matt)
And what might that be?
857
00:35:30,260 --> 00:35:33,030
(Abella)
Hello?
MILF Performer of the Year!
858
00:35:33,060 --> 00:35:34,490
(Matt)
Ah.
859
00:35:34,530 --> 00:35:36,730
(chuckling)
860
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,170
(Abella)
I mean, you're into
older women, right?
861
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:40,670
(Matt)
Well, yeah, I mean,
I don't discriminate.
862
00:35:40,700 --> 00:35:42,840
I love women of all ages.
863
00:35:42,870 --> 00:35:44,200
(Abella)
Yeah, we know,
I heard you're doing
864
00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:46,870
a nursing home tour this year.
865
00:35:46,910 --> 00:35:48,270
(Matt)
You're goddamn right!
866
00:35:48,310 --> 00:35:49,980
You ever been pegged
by Rosie the Riveter?
867
00:35:50,010 --> 00:35:53,950
Just fucking gets in there.
868
00:35:53,980 --> 00:35:58,220
(Abella)
Uh, no, but presenting the award
869
00:35:58,250 --> 00:36:01,750
for MILF Performer of the Year
870
00:36:01,790 --> 00:36:06,430
and the Mark Stone Award
for Outstanding Comedy,
871
00:36:06,460 --> 00:36:14,070
let's hear it for Nicole Kitt,
Alex Mack, and Violet Myers!
872
00:36:14,100 --> 00:36:16,070
(upbeat music)
873
00:36:18,170 --> 00:36:20,140
(Nicole)
Hello!
874
00:36:20,170 --> 00:36:23,680
(cheering)
875
00:36:23,710 --> 00:36:25,040
(woman)
Yes!
876
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:26,510
(screaming)
877
00:36:26,550 --> 00:36:27,580
(Alex)
Woo!
878
00:36:29,420 --> 00:36:33,420
(Violet)
You know, a lot of professions
have a mentorship program
879
00:36:33,450 --> 00:36:37,090
where young upstarts
are taught the way of trade
880
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,930
by more experienced coworkers.
881
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:41,960
(man)
I love you, Violet!
882
00:36:41,990 --> 00:36:44,700
(cheering)
883
00:36:44,730 --> 00:36:46,530
(Alex)
And we have that, too!
884
00:36:46,570 --> 00:36:48,730
The coworkers,
the scene partners
885
00:36:48,770 --> 00:36:51,770
that are nurturing
and very helpful.
886
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:52,870
(man)
Yeah, buddy!
887
00:36:52,910 --> 00:36:55,940
(Nicole)
They know exactly what they want
888
00:36:55,980 --> 00:36:58,680
and will happily
show you how to do it.
889
00:36:58,710 --> 00:37:03,250
Here are the nominees
for MILF Performer of the Year!
890
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,780
Yes!
891
00:37:04,820 --> 00:37:08,720
(electronic music)
892
00:37:08,750 --> 00:37:11,960
(Kylie)
MILF Performer of the Year.
893
00:37:11,990 --> 00:37:13,990
Brittany Andrews.
894
00:37:14,030 --> 00:37:15,600
Bridgette B.
895
00:37:15,630 --> 00:37:17,660
Penny Barber.
896
00:37:17,700 --> 00:37:19,530
Rachael Cavalli.
897
00:37:19,570 --> 00:37:21,300
Cory Chase.
898
00:37:21,330 --> 00:37:23,640
Cherie DeVille.
899
00:37:23,670 --> 00:37:25,540
Alexis Fawx.
900
00:37:25,570 --> 00:37:27,370
Reagan Foxx.
901
00:37:27,410 --> 00:37:29,380
Brandi Love.
902
00:37:29,410 --> 00:37:31,380
Lexi Luna.
903
00:37:31,410 --> 00:37:33,110
Natasha Nice.
904
00:37:33,150 --> 00:37:34,750
London River.
905
00:37:34,780 --> 00:37:36,780
Crystal Rush.
906
00:37:36,820 --> 00:37:38,580
Jessica Ryan.
907
00:37:38,620 --> 00:37:40,620
Dee Williams.
908
00:37:45,390 --> 00:37:47,790
(applause)
909
00:37:47,830 --> 00:37:49,400
-Okay.
-Are you ready?
910
00:37:49,430 --> 00:37:51,000
(Violet)
Yes.
911
00:37:51,030 --> 00:37:54,200
(indistinct remarks)
912
00:37:54,230 --> 00:37:55,800
(Violet)
They weren't kidding,
this is hard.
913
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:59,910
(Nicole)
And the winner is...
914
00:37:59,940 --> 00:38:02,680
(in unison)
Cherie DeVille!
915
00:38:02,710 --> 00:38:05,010
(rock music)
916
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,350
-This is yours!
-Oh, my god!
917
00:38:15,390 --> 00:38:17,720
Well, I honestly
couldn't have done this
918
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:20,860
without you guys,
my beautiful stepsons
919
00:38:20,890 --> 00:38:22,600
and stepdaughters,
920
00:38:22,630 --> 00:38:26,200
and all the fantastic
young cock and pussy
921
00:38:26,230 --> 00:38:28,900
that I get to eat all the time!
922
00:38:28,930 --> 00:38:30,700
I would also love
to thank Brazzers,
923
00:38:30,740 --> 00:38:32,770
who has me under contract!
924
00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:34,970
My fabulous agents,
OC Modeling,
925
00:38:35,010 --> 00:38:37,410
and my sexy motherfucking
partner, Adam.
926
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,310
Yes, bitch!
927
00:38:39,350 --> 00:38:41,380
Thank you!
928
00:38:41,410 --> 00:38:44,720
(cheering)
929
00:38:44,750 --> 00:38:45,890
(man)
I love you, Violet!
930
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:49,160
-I love you!
-Now, I have a question.
931
00:38:49,190 --> 00:38:52,760
Do you know what the key
to a great comedy is?
932
00:38:52,790 --> 00:38:54,760
(Alex)
Well, I would say
there are a lot of keys
933
00:38:54,790 --> 00:38:56,530
-and it depends on the--
-Timing!
934
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:57,930
It's all timing, baby.
935
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,300
It's all timing.
936
00:38:59,330 --> 00:39:01,970
(Violet)
I think it takes
a little more than that,
937
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,870
and these next nominees
are going to show us
938
00:39:03,900 --> 00:39:06,370
exactly what it takes.
939
00:39:06,410 --> 00:39:09,040
(soft music)
940
00:39:14,750 --> 00:39:19,520
(Kylie)
Mark Stone Award
for Outstanding Comedy.
941
00:39:19,550 --> 00:39:24,920
Cooking Show,
Delphine Films/Model Media US.
942
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,790
(director)
If the audience
wants you to strip,
943
00:39:26,830 --> 00:39:28,760
then you better become
Magic Mike!
944
00:39:28,790 --> 00:39:31,160
Motherfucking action!
945
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:34,770
(moaning, lips smacking)
946
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:38,340
(Kylie)
Joanna Angel's Dungeon
Furniture Emporium,
947
00:39:38,370 --> 00:39:41,740
Burning Angel/Pulse.
948
00:39:41,770 --> 00:39:43,480
You don't deserve
this genuine leather
949
00:39:43,510 --> 00:39:45,040
medieval torture sectional!
950
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:46,450
Is that what this is?
951
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,380
(woman)
Get out! Get out!
952
00:39:48,410 --> 00:39:49,680
(hissing)
953
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:51,920
(Kylie)
Love, Sex, and Fashion,
954
00:39:51,950 --> 00:39:53,420
Adam & Eve Pictures.
955
00:39:53,450 --> 00:39:54,890
(woman)
A handful?
956
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:57,720
How do you confuse vitamins
with Viagra?
957
00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,830
(man)
I don't know.
958
00:39:59,860 --> 00:40:01,790
(woman)
Oh, my god, my parents
are downstairs
959
00:40:01,830 --> 00:40:03,530
in your kitchen!
960
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:06,070
(man)
I can't meet your parents
like this!
961
00:40:06,100 --> 00:40:08,600
(Kylie)
Shoot Your Shot, Team Skeet.
962
00:40:08,630 --> 00:40:09,740
(woman)
What's up?
963
00:40:09,770 --> 00:40:11,370
(man)
Well, here's my letter
of resignation.
964
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,570
(boss)
Resignation?
965
00:40:13,610 --> 00:40:15,210
What are you--are you serious?
966
00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:17,180
James, you think
this is okay, right?
967
00:40:17,210 --> 00:40:19,310
-I mean...
-Nicky, you can't leave.
968
00:40:19,350 --> 00:40:21,780
-We need our ideas guys.
-Yeah, well...
969
00:40:21,810 --> 00:40:23,620
(Kylie)
SpideyPool XXX:
970
00:40:23,650 --> 00:40:26,350
An Axel Braun Parody,
Wicked Comix.
971
00:40:26,390 --> 00:40:27,520
(woman)
I'm here to read
for the role of--
972
00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:29,590
(man)
And this is for
Marvel's Deadpool 3
973
00:40:29,620 --> 00:40:31,120
with Ryan Reynolds, right?
974
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:32,460
No!
975
00:40:32,490 --> 00:40:35,730
This is Deadpool XXX 2.
976
00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:39,530
(electronic music)
977
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:46,070
-All right, you guys ready?
-Yeah, I'm ready.
978
00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:49,140
(in unison)
And the winner is...
979
00:40:50,380 --> 00:40:52,610
(Nicole)
I'm so nervous!
980
00:40:52,650 --> 00:40:53,750
(Violet)
Oh.
981
00:40:55,820 --> 00:40:57,180
(in unison)
SpideyPool!
982
00:40:57,220 --> 00:40:59,720
(Nicole)
An Axel Braun Parody.
983
00:40:59,750 --> 00:41:01,990
(rock music)
984
00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:11,800
(Axel)
Thank you, AVM.
985
00:41:11,830 --> 00:41:13,830
Wow, wow.
986
00:41:13,870 --> 00:41:15,530
Thank you to everybody
at Wicked Pictures
987
00:41:15,570 --> 00:41:17,740
and the Gamma family.
988
00:41:17,770 --> 00:41:21,240
It is a very special honor
to receive, again,
989
00:41:21,270 --> 00:41:23,380
this award
named after Mark Stone.
990
00:41:23,410 --> 00:41:24,480
For those of you who don't know,
991
00:41:24,510 --> 00:41:26,610
Mark Stone was not only
an accomplished filmmaker,
992
00:41:26,650 --> 00:41:27,980
but was also
the Musical Director
993
00:41:28,010 --> 00:41:29,220
of the AVN Awards,
994
00:41:29,250 --> 00:41:31,620
and he's been the heart and soul
of this stage for a long time,
995
00:41:31,650 --> 00:41:32,790
so if you don't mind,
996
00:41:32,820 --> 00:41:34,820
give a round of applause
to his memory.
997
00:41:34,850 --> 00:41:36,920
(applause and cheering)
998
00:41:39,790 --> 00:41:42,730
I couldn't have done this
without the amazing people
999
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:44,600
that you see on stage with me.
1000
00:41:44,630 --> 00:41:48,970
Seth, Kenzie, Kenna,
Anna, James,
1001
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,970
James, my son Ricky,
1002
00:41:53,010 --> 00:41:54,310
Katie, everybody.
1003
00:41:54,340 --> 00:41:55,840
Last but not least,
1004
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,940
my right-hand man
for the past 15 years,
1005
00:41:57,980 --> 00:41:59,710
Mr. Mark Kramer,
who just got inducted
1006
00:41:59,750 --> 00:42:01,010
into the Hall of Fame.
1007
00:42:01,050 --> 00:42:02,620
(applause)
1008
00:42:02,650 --> 00:42:04,580
That's right, man.
1009
00:42:04,620 --> 00:42:06,220
Yeah, brah!
1010
00:42:06,250 --> 00:42:08,090
All right,
thank you very much, AVN!
1011
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:11,160
And to all my comic book fans
who have enjoyed my parodies,
1012
00:42:11,190 --> 00:42:13,990
my 62 parodies for reasons
other than the obvious,
1013
00:42:14,030 --> 00:42:15,790
this is for you, thank you!
1014
00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:22,770
(electronic music)
1015
00:42:29,210 --> 00:42:30,810
(moaning)
1016
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,880
(Kylie)
The Hitman: Love is Deadly,
1017
00:42:33,910 --> 00:42:36,450
Sweet Sinner/Mile High.
1018
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,050
Tommy paid you the money.
1019
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:40,620
We need to kill the bitch.
1020
00:42:40,650 --> 00:42:42,290
I know.
1021
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:43,960
(woman)
So how are you gonna
explain to Tommy
1022
00:42:43,990 --> 00:42:45,860
-that she's not dead yet?
-I'll tell him
1023
00:42:45,890 --> 00:42:47,460
she wasn't there
when I got there.
1024
00:42:47,490 --> 00:42:50,160
(Kylie)
Grinders, Adult Time.
1025
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:51,860
(man)
Just so much I want to say.
1026
00:42:51,900 --> 00:42:53,900
(woman)
Just say yes.
1027
00:42:53,930 --> 00:42:55,670
(man)
To what?
1028
00:42:55,700 --> 00:42:58,140
(woman)
To coming with me.
1029
00:42:58,170 --> 00:43:01,140
(man)
I wish I could.
1030
00:43:01,170 --> 00:43:02,440
(woman)
You could.
1031
00:43:09,010 --> 00:43:11,350
(Aiden)
You know,
I'm pretty pissed right now,
1032
00:43:11,380 --> 00:43:13,420
'cause this is the outfit
I was going to wear
1033
00:43:13,450 --> 00:43:15,850
to the AVN Award Show.
1034
00:43:15,890 --> 00:43:17,490
Do you have anything
to say to yourself
1035
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:19,290
for copying my outfit?
1036
00:43:19,330 --> 00:43:22,660
Hmm? Hmm?
1037
00:43:22,700 --> 00:43:24,900
Well, now I'm gonna have
to go shopping for a new dress.
1038
00:43:24,930 --> 00:43:26,430
Thanks.
1039
00:43:35,070 --> 00:43:37,410
(applause)
1040
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,910
(male singer)
Murda on the beat,
so it's not nice
1041
00:43:39,950 --> 00:43:41,780
(Shenseea)
Open yuh mouth
1042
00:43:41,810 --> 00:43:43,550
Put up mi pum-pum
1043
00:43:43,580 --> 00:43:45,480
Make yuh tongue go
1044
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:46,850
- Ooh
- Lick, lick, lick
1045
00:43:46,890 --> 00:43:49,120
I don't want no man ride
1046
00:43:49,150 --> 00:43:50,920
Open yuh mouth
1047
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,660
Make that tongue go
1048
00:43:52,690 --> 00:43:55,290
Murda, 'pon my clit, AVN
1049
00:43:55,330 --> 00:43:56,860
Put yuh back in it
1050
00:43:56,900 --> 00:43:58,800
Put yuh back in it
1051
00:43:58,830 --> 00:44:00,670
Put yuh back in it
1052
00:44:00,700 --> 00:44:02,530
Just a little more
1053
00:44:02,570 --> 00:44:04,400
Put yuh back in it
1054
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,270
Put yuh back in it
1055
00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:08,110
Put yuh back in it
1056
00:44:08,140 --> 00:44:09,680
Just a likkle more
1057
00:44:09,710 --> 00:44:11,580
Lick it well fast
but not too much
1058
00:44:11,610 --> 00:44:13,350
Big swig like
from a sippy cup
1059
00:44:13,380 --> 00:44:15,210
Love big dick
but dat not enough
1060
00:44:15,250 --> 00:44:16,950
Mi want mi pum-pum sucked,
sucked, sucked
1061
00:44:16,980 --> 00:44:18,120
I'm a queen
1062
00:44:18,150 --> 00:44:19,850
So, boy, go down
'pon your knees
1063
00:44:19,890 --> 00:44:21,090
Mi wan' sit down
'pon your head,
1064
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:22,220
'pon your mind every time
1065
00:44:22,250 --> 00:44:23,460
This break',
lunch, and dinner time,
1066
00:44:23,490 --> 00:44:25,820
my legs are open wide
1067
00:44:25,860 --> 00:44:28,260
-That's right!
- Put up mi pum-pum
1068
00:44:28,290 --> 00:44:30,100
Make yuh tongue go
1069
00:44:30,130 --> 00:44:31,600
- Ooh
- Lick, lick, lick
1070
00:44:31,630 --> 00:44:33,770
(Shenseea)
I don't want no man ride
1071
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:35,700
Open yuh mouth
1072
00:44:35,730 --> 00:44:37,400
Make that tongue go
1073
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:39,910
AVN, let me hear you
make some noise!
1074
00:44:39,940 --> 00:44:41,710
Put yuh back in it
1075
00:44:41,740 --> 00:44:43,580
Put yuh back in it
1076
00:44:43,610 --> 00:44:45,440
- Put yuh back in it
-Okay!
1077
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:47,380
Just a little more
1078
00:44:47,410 --> 00:44:49,150
Put yuh back in it
1079
00:44:49,180 --> 00:44:51,020
Put yuh back in it
1080
00:44:51,050 --> 00:44:52,790
Put yuh back in it
1081
00:44:52,820 --> 00:44:54,390
-Real hot girl shit.
-Let's go, let's go, let's go!
1082
00:44:54,420 --> 00:44:56,020
(Megan Thee Stallion)
I'm thick, and your face
where I wanna sit
1083
00:44:56,060 --> 00:44:56,960
The nigga better hope
1084
00:44:56,990 --> 00:44:58,190
he's still breathin'
after this
1085
00:44:58,220 --> 00:44:59,930
Make him sweat, get up
on that dick and make a mess
1086
00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:01,660
Pussy in his face
with my ass on his chest
1087
00:45:01,690 --> 00:45:03,560
He a seat, barely ever heard
the nigga speak
1088
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:05,430
I don't give a fuck
if me and your mama never meet
1089
00:45:05,460 --> 00:45:07,430
I'm rude, I don't give
a fuck about dudes
1090
00:45:07,470 --> 00:45:09,270
You must be the shit
if I really claim you
1091
00:45:09,300 --> 00:45:11,140
Bust it open,
bend over, put my back in it
1092
00:45:11,170 --> 00:45:13,010
He addicted, like it got
a little crack in it
1093
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:14,940
Suck it like a crab leg,
I'm cracking it
1094
00:45:14,970 --> 00:45:16,140
Take it out,
catch your breath,
1095
00:45:16,180 --> 00:45:17,040
get back in it
1096
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:18,610
Pink pussy,
pink lips, pink tips
1097
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:20,550
Slide down on his ski trip
1098
00:45:20,580 --> 00:45:22,280
Juicy booty,
need the jumpsuit
1099
00:45:22,310 --> 00:45:24,650
If he ate it quick
then call me fast food, ah
1100
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:26,850
Put yuh back in it
1101
00:45:26,890 --> 00:45:29,790
(applause and cheering)
1102
00:45:33,130 --> 00:45:35,130
(beeping)
1103
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:37,000
(soft music)
1104
00:45:37,030 --> 00:45:38,430
(Kylie)
Oh, god, it was L.
1105
00:45:38,460 --> 00:45:40,030
L, it was L.
1106
00:45:40,070 --> 00:45:42,430
(panting)
1107
00:45:42,470 --> 00:45:44,640
(Abella)
Great job, Kylie,
you got all the letters
1108
00:45:44,670 --> 00:45:46,910
and it spells...
1109
00:45:46,940 --> 00:45:49,110
-Tommy Pistol!
-Oh, my god!
1110
00:45:49,140 --> 00:45:51,910
(Aiden)
I did a food play scene
with Tommy once.
1111
00:45:51,940 --> 00:45:54,580
We lost a grape for two hours.
1112
00:45:54,610 --> 00:45:57,220
(Kylie)
Oh, my god,
I remember that scene!
1113
00:45:57,250 --> 00:45:59,820
Wait, is that why
they call Tommy "Grape Ass"?
1114
00:45:59,850 --> 00:46:01,490
(Abella)
Ah, no, no, no,
that's something else.
1115
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:02,520
-Oh.
-Okay,
1116
00:46:02,550 --> 00:46:04,690
I'm gonna enter
Tommy's name now.
1117
00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:07,730
And pushing send!
1118
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:10,060
(dinging)
1119
00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:12,260
(Reya)
Ladies, only two more names
to go.
1120
00:46:12,300 --> 00:46:14,370
We're gonna be out of here
in no time.
1121
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:15,730
Yes.
1122
00:46:15,770 --> 00:46:17,400
(laughing)
1123
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,910
(cheering)
1124
00:46:21,510 --> 00:46:22,880
(multiple voices
inaudible with music)
1125
00:46:22,910 --> 00:46:27,050
(Nicole)
Body like a Greek statue
and I just wanna...
1126
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:28,780
You know what I mean?
1127
00:46:28,810 --> 00:46:30,250
(Xxlayna)
Hey, you guys!
1128
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:31,850
There's words
on top of the ceiling,
1129
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:35,350
but I can't read them
because they're backwards!
1130
00:46:35,390 --> 00:46:38,220
(Kazumi)
Hm, I know what to do.
1131
00:46:38,260 --> 00:46:40,160
(Kylie)
Wait, use the mirror
to read the words.
1132
00:46:40,190 --> 00:46:42,590
(Xxlayna)
"Hope your body is
loving the swing.
1133
00:46:42,630 --> 00:46:45,630
Having you face down is
my favorite thing.
1134
00:46:45,660 --> 00:46:47,730
Great actor, perfect dick,
1135
00:46:47,770 --> 00:46:49,500
but you ain't seen nothing yet.
1136
00:46:49,540 --> 00:46:53,670
When I go all in,
it's always a smart bet."
1137
00:46:53,710 --> 00:46:56,480
(Aiden)
Okay, so let's try
to think about
1138
00:46:56,510 --> 00:46:58,540
what guys love us
when we're face down.
1139
00:46:58,580 --> 00:47:01,350
-Yeah.
-Mick Blue,
1140
00:47:01,380 --> 00:47:03,120
-Codey Steele...
-Yes.
1141
00:47:03,150 --> 00:47:05,520
-...Ricky Johnson...
-Oh, most definitely.
1142
00:47:05,550 --> 00:47:07,720
(Reya)
Stop, we'll be here all night.
1143
00:47:07,750 --> 00:47:10,820
(Abella)
It's also gotta be someone
who's a great actor
1144
00:47:10,860 --> 00:47:12,460
with a great dick.
1145
00:47:12,490 --> 00:47:14,360
(Kylie)
Okay, so add Xander Corvus...
1146
00:47:14,390 --> 00:47:16,360
-Oh, yeah.
-...Charles Dera...
1147
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:19,670
-And Damon Dice.
-Wait, wait, wait.
1148
00:47:19,700 --> 00:47:22,470
It said the person is
a smart bet.
1149
00:47:22,500 --> 00:47:24,400
-Casino.
-Gamble.
1150
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:26,070
-Seth Gamble.
-It's Seth Gamble!
1151
00:47:26,100 --> 00:47:28,140
-Yes, that's it!
-Put that in!
1152
00:47:28,170 --> 00:47:30,140
(dinging)
1153
00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:33,550
(cheering)
1154
00:47:33,580 --> 00:47:36,450
(beeping)
1155
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:42,920
(Kylie)
And now, please welcome
AVN Best New Starlet of 2022,
1156
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,020
Blake Blossom!
1157
00:47:45,060 --> 00:47:47,130
(cheering)
1158
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,130
(upbeat music)
1159
00:47:54,430 --> 00:47:56,240
-I fucking love you!
-Wow!
1160
00:47:56,270 --> 00:47:57,600
(laughing)
1161
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:59,910
Look at all you!
1162
00:47:59,940 --> 00:48:02,440
Well, before I got into
this industry,
1163
00:48:02,470 --> 00:48:06,040
in fact even before
I created my name,
1164
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:08,350
I literally
visualized the moment
1165
00:48:08,380 --> 00:48:13,690
when I wanted to win
an AVN Award, and--
1166
00:48:13,720 --> 00:48:15,990
I totally read my speech wrong.
1167
00:48:16,020 --> 00:48:18,060
When I'd be nominated
for an AVN Award
1168
00:48:18,090 --> 00:48:19,830
and maybe even win!
1169
00:48:19,860 --> 00:48:22,630
Last year, it actually happened,
1170
00:48:22,660 --> 00:48:25,360
and since then, I've literally
replayed that moment
1171
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,730
in my head thousands of times
of me going--
1172
00:48:27,770 --> 00:48:29,130
(gasping)
1173
00:48:29,170 --> 00:48:31,200
I know, right?
1174
00:48:31,240 --> 00:48:32,870
Winning this award
really helped me realize
1175
00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:34,810
that I am right
where I want to be
1176
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:37,280
with all of you
sexy motherfuckers!
1177
00:48:37,310 --> 00:48:39,580
(laughing)
1178
00:48:39,610 --> 00:48:43,180
So tonight,
it is an even better feeling
1179
00:48:43,220 --> 00:48:46,180
being here with all of you
at this amazing show
1180
00:48:46,220 --> 00:48:48,650
to pass it on to the next girl.
1181
00:48:48,690 --> 00:48:51,320
So, whomever you may be,
1182
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:54,560
I hope you enjoy
every fucking moment
1183
00:48:54,590 --> 00:48:55,860
like I have.
1184
00:48:55,890 --> 00:48:58,300
And now, let's take a moment
1185
00:48:58,330 --> 00:49:00,030
and look at
this year's nominees
1186
00:49:00,070 --> 00:49:02,600
for Best New Starlet!
1187
00:49:02,630 --> 00:49:06,310
(rock music)
1188
00:49:06,340 --> 00:49:08,540
(Kylie)
Best New Starlet.
1189
00:49:08,570 --> 00:49:10,740
Kenzie Anne.
1190
00:49:10,780 --> 00:49:12,180
Braylin Bailey.
1191
00:49:12,210 --> 00:49:14,010
Armani Black.
1192
00:49:14,050 --> 00:49:16,050
Nicole Doshi.
1193
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:18,050
Tommy King.
1194
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:19,650
Nicole Kitt.
1195
00:49:19,690 --> 00:49:21,420
Rory Knox.
1196
00:49:21,450 --> 00:49:23,390
Kay Lovely.
1197
00:49:23,420 --> 00:49:24,890
Leana Lovings.
1198
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,990
Bunny Madison.
1199
00:49:27,030 --> 00:49:28,690
Xxlayna Marie.
1200
00:49:28,730 --> 00:49:30,400
Charly Summer.
1201
00:49:30,430 --> 00:49:31,960
Madison Summer.
1202
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,570
Aria Valencia.
1203
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:35,170
Slimthick Vic.
1204
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:42,240
(cheering)
1205
00:49:42,270 --> 00:49:43,780
All right!
1206
00:49:43,810 --> 00:49:46,180
And the winner is...
1207
00:49:46,210 --> 00:49:48,810
(indistinct shouting)
1208
00:49:48,850 --> 00:49:50,350
(woman)
You look so good, Blake!
1209
00:49:50,380 --> 00:49:51,950
Fuck!
1210
00:49:51,980 --> 00:49:53,690
Charly Summer.
1211
00:49:53,720 --> 00:49:56,090
(cheering and screaming)
1212
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:58,660
(upbeat music)
1213
00:50:18,140 --> 00:50:19,510
Wow.
1214
00:50:19,540 --> 00:50:21,780
(cheering)
1215
00:50:25,020 --> 00:50:28,990
Thank you so much to AVN.
1216
00:50:29,020 --> 00:50:35,030
Thank you so much to Motley,
Dave, Dan, Ryan.
1217
00:50:35,060 --> 00:50:36,730
Thank you to Jules.
1218
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:38,800
Thank you to Jules' whole team,
1219
00:50:38,830 --> 00:50:40,530
I love you guys.
1220
00:50:40,570 --> 00:50:43,770
And thank you to my fans
and thank you to Chef.
1221
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,870
Chef taught me
everything I know.
1222
00:50:45,900 --> 00:50:47,940
(cheering)
1223
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:53,110
(Aiden)
I am here right now
with the winners
1224
00:50:53,150 --> 00:50:55,810
of Best Girl/Girl Sex Scene.
1225
00:50:55,850 --> 00:51:02,020
Vanna and Gianna,
oh, my goodness!
1226
00:51:02,050 --> 00:51:03,620
Question, question.
1227
00:51:03,660 --> 00:51:05,560
When you guys
finished this scene,
1228
00:51:05,590 --> 00:51:09,900
did you know it was the level
of an AVN award-winning scene?
1229
00:51:09,930 --> 00:51:11,400
(Gianna)
Yes, we knew it
while it was happening.
1230
00:51:11,430 --> 00:51:13,670
-Yeah.
-Like, we knew this.
1231
00:51:13,700 --> 00:51:15,170
(Vanna)
This was
our first scene together,
1232
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:16,570
and we couldn't believe
it took this long
1233
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:18,000
for us to get paired together.
1234
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:20,240
(Gianna)
Totally, like that was too long.
1235
00:51:20,270 --> 00:51:21,410
(Aiden)
While it was happening,
1236
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:22,740
what made you know
it was going to be
1237
00:51:22,770 --> 00:51:24,210
-an AVN award winner?
-Oh, my god,
1238
00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:26,680
it was just very, like, real.
1239
00:51:26,710 --> 00:51:28,680
I don't know, it felt like
I was just fucking you at home.
1240
00:51:28,710 --> 00:51:29,880
-Yeah.
-And it was perfect,
1241
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:31,120
-I don't know.
-We were having so much fun
1242
00:51:31,150 --> 00:51:32,680
and, like, giggling
all day long.
1243
00:51:32,720 --> 00:51:34,220
(Gianna)
Yes, it was a great day.
1244
00:51:34,250 --> 00:51:35,720
Like that whole day was amazing.
1245
00:51:35,750 --> 00:51:38,090
-It was very wholesome.
-Yeah, it was, it was.
1246
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:41,430
(Aiden)
"Wholesome." Wholesome, right?
1247
00:51:41,460 --> 00:51:43,430
-In, like, the most porny way.
-Yeah.
1248
00:51:43,460 --> 00:51:44,500
(Aiden)
I would love
to have a wholesome time
1249
00:51:44,530 --> 00:51:46,500
with you guys later.
1250
00:51:46,530 --> 00:51:48,030
(cheering)
1251
00:51:48,070 --> 00:51:54,970
These next two categories are
Male Performer of the Year
1252
00:51:55,010 --> 00:52:01,080
and Best Anal Sex Scene.
1253
00:52:01,110 --> 00:52:04,450
And I couldn't think of
a better group of performers
1254
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:07,520
to present these two awards
1255
00:52:07,550 --> 00:52:10,390
than a Male Performer
of the Year
1256
00:52:10,420 --> 00:52:13,560
that I've had anal sex with,
1257
00:52:13,590 --> 00:52:16,190
a Female Performer of the Year
1258
00:52:16,230 --> 00:52:19,930
that I've had anal sex with,
1259
00:52:19,970 --> 00:52:24,000
and a performer
that me and everyone else
1260
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:28,110
has had anal sex with.
1261
00:52:28,140 --> 00:52:31,180
Give it up for Lexington Steele,
1262
00:52:31,210 --> 00:52:35,510
Emily Willis, and Luna Star!
1263
00:52:35,550 --> 00:52:38,120
(rock music)
1264
00:52:44,420 --> 00:52:47,060
(screaming)
1265
00:52:49,790 --> 00:52:51,200
(Emily)
Lex?
1266
00:52:51,230 --> 00:52:53,300
(laughing)
1267
00:52:56,270 --> 00:53:00,410
Lex, you're a Male Performer
of the Year.
1268
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:04,680
I bet you know how these men
are feeling inside.
1269
00:53:04,710 --> 00:53:06,580
(Lex)
Well, you know, I do.
1270
00:53:06,610 --> 00:53:09,780
And I bet you know
how most of these men feel
1271
00:53:09,810 --> 00:53:11,620
inside of you.
1272
00:53:11,650 --> 00:53:15,350
(Luna)
And I wanna try and feel
all of these men tonight.
1273
00:53:15,390 --> 00:53:18,820
(Lex)
Well, here are this year's
1274
00:53:18,860 --> 00:53:22,930
Male Performer of the Year
nominees.
1275
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:25,100
(woman)
I love you, Lex!
1276
00:53:25,130 --> 00:53:26,630
(soft music)
1277
00:53:26,670 --> 00:53:29,670
(Kylie)
Male Performer of the Year.
1278
00:53:29,700 --> 00:53:31,300
Mick Blue.
1279
00:53:31,340 --> 00:53:33,100
Nathan Bronson.
1280
00:53:33,140 --> 00:53:34,910
Dante Colle.
1281
00:53:34,940 --> 00:53:36,410
Dredd.
1282
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:38,510
Manuel Ferrara.
1283
00:53:38,540 --> 00:53:40,250
Oliver Flynn.
1284
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:41,710
Seth Gamble.
1285
00:53:41,750 --> 00:53:43,350
Anton Harden.
1286
00:53:43,380 --> 00:53:45,380
Ricky Johnson.
1287
00:53:45,420 --> 00:53:47,120
Isiah Maxwell.
1288
00:53:47,150 --> 00:53:48,850
Ramon Nomar.
1289
00:53:48,890 --> 00:53:50,460
Tommy Pistol.
1290
00:53:50,490 --> 00:53:52,220
Codey Steele.
1291
00:53:52,260 --> 00:53:54,160
Michael Stefano.
1292
00:53:54,190 --> 00:53:55,960
Zac Wild.
1293
00:54:02,970 --> 00:54:05,770
(Lex)
Thank you, Misty.
1294
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:08,410
(woman)
I want to suck your dick
right now!
1295
00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:10,510
I'll be available later
for those--
1296
00:54:10,540 --> 00:54:12,610
and the winner is...
1297
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:14,650
-Seth Gamble!
-Seth Gamble!
1298
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:16,820
(electronic music)
1299
00:54:22,490 --> 00:54:23,890
(Lex)
Yeah!
1300
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:24,920
The double!
1301
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:26,760
The double, brother!
1302
00:54:26,790 --> 00:54:30,500
-Congratulations!
-Oh, my god.
1303
00:54:30,530 --> 00:54:32,000
(Seth)
I'm sorry,
this is a fucking dream,
1304
00:54:32,030 --> 00:54:34,700
I don't believe this is
fucking happening right now.
1305
00:54:34,730 --> 00:54:37,300
Holy shit.
1306
00:54:37,340 --> 00:54:38,770
Wow.
1307
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:41,010
Thank you so much, AVN.
1308
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:42,610
Holy shit,
I need a second, hold on.
1309
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:44,280
Woo!
1310
00:54:44,310 --> 00:54:46,040
(cheering)
1311
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:47,680
I want to thank
Gamma Films Group
1312
00:54:47,710 --> 00:54:49,880
for the opportunity
to allow me to work
1313
00:54:49,910 --> 00:54:51,320
and do movies all around
1314
00:54:51,350 --> 00:54:54,220
and just make
some of the best product.
1315
00:54:54,250 --> 00:54:55,720
Wicked, Axel Braun,
thank you so much
1316
00:54:55,750 --> 00:54:56,890
for your support
all these years.
1317
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:58,220
I appreciate you so much.
1318
00:54:58,260 --> 00:55:00,860
I want to thank every single
male performer on this list.
1319
00:55:00,890 --> 00:55:04,100
We work our asses off
every single year.
1320
00:55:04,130 --> 00:55:07,600
(applause)
1321
00:55:07,630 --> 00:55:10,000
But I want to thank
every single girl in this room
1322
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:11,470
that I've gotten to work with
1323
00:55:11,500 --> 00:55:13,440
and that's made me look good
throughout the years.
1324
00:55:13,470 --> 00:55:15,970
Thank you so much.
1325
00:55:16,010 --> 00:55:18,510
You are--all I want to do
is give you a good scene
1326
00:55:18,540 --> 00:55:21,010
and make sure you look
as great as possible on camera.
1327
00:55:21,050 --> 00:55:22,550
That's all I want.
1328
00:55:22,580 --> 00:55:24,280
And I want
to bring up some people
1329
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:27,050
that I grew up looking up to.
1330
00:55:27,090 --> 00:55:29,620
Mark Davis, Manuel Ferrara,
1331
00:55:29,650 --> 00:55:31,990
Keiran Lee.
1332
00:55:33,630 --> 00:55:34,860
All right, Misty.
1333
00:55:34,890 --> 00:55:37,700
(laughing)
1334
00:55:37,730 --> 00:55:39,200
Man, it's been 17 years.
1335
00:55:39,230 --> 00:55:41,430
I've been in this business
for 17 years,
1336
00:55:41,470 --> 00:55:45,600
and I mean, this is it, man,
this is the goal.
1337
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:48,510
You just come in and do
the best scenes you possibly can
1338
00:55:48,540 --> 00:55:50,610
every single time, give 110%,
1339
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:52,140
and yeah, I'm just so grateful.
1340
00:55:52,180 --> 00:55:53,910
Thank you so much.
1341
00:55:53,950 --> 00:55:55,350
Woo!
1342
00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:01,590
(Lex)
You know, great anal sex,
1343
00:56:01,620 --> 00:56:05,320
I'd say it's like the VIP area
in a club.
1344
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:06,620
(Luna)
I agree,
1345
00:56:06,660 --> 00:56:11,400
and only special people
can get in, mhm!
1346
00:56:11,430 --> 00:56:15,500
(Emily)
And it's usually
pretty tight in there.
1347
00:56:15,530 --> 00:56:20,070
Here are the nominees
for Best Anal Sex Scene.
1348
00:56:20,110 --> 00:56:22,440
(soft rock music)
1349
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:30,350
(Kylie)
Best Anal Sex Scene.
1350
00:56:30,380 --> 00:56:33,150
Alexis Tae and Dante Colle,
1351
00:56:33,180 --> 00:56:36,960
The Anal Intern, Brazzers.
1352
00:56:36,990 --> 00:56:39,660
Angela White and Manuel Ferrara,
1353
00:56:39,690 --> 00:56:41,430
Florentine Part 1,
1354
00:56:41,460 --> 00:56:43,660
If It Feels Good 3,
1355
00:56:43,700 --> 00:56:46,330
Deeper/Pulse.
1356
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:48,530
Gia Derza and Zac Wild,
1357
00:56:48,570 --> 00:56:50,400
Gaping Anal and Squirt Fun,
1358
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:53,070
Gape for Days, Evil Angel.
1359
00:56:53,100 --> 00:56:55,140
Maddy May and Mick Blue,
1360
00:56:55,170 --> 00:56:58,540
A Hot Day in May, Sexual Icons,
1361
00:56:58,580 --> 00:57:02,150
Hard X/Mile High.
1362
00:57:02,180 --> 00:57:04,350
Charly Summer and Dredd,
1363
00:57:04,380 --> 00:57:07,720
Ultimate Fuck Toy:
Charly Summer, Scene 3.
1364
00:57:07,750 --> 00:57:09,420
Jules Jordan Video.
1365
00:57:14,430 --> 00:57:16,590
(applause)
1366
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:20,600
(in unison)
And the winner is...
1367
00:57:20,630 --> 00:57:23,670
Angela White
and Manuel Ferrara!
1368
00:57:23,700 --> 00:57:25,140
(Luna)
Woo!
1369
00:57:25,170 --> 00:57:27,310
(electronic music)
1370
00:57:41,820 --> 00:57:44,920
(Angela)
Thank you so much, AVN!
1371
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:46,760
Manuel?
1372
00:57:46,790 --> 00:57:48,160
(Manuel)
What's up?
1373
00:57:48,190 --> 00:57:50,530
(Angela)
It's an honor
to be on this stage with you.
1374
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:52,830
-Again?
-Again.
1375
00:57:52,860 --> 00:57:55,270
Thank you so much,
Kayden Kross,
1376
00:57:55,300 --> 00:57:58,200
for casting us together
for this incredible scene.
1377
00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:00,310
(cheering)
1378
00:58:00,340 --> 00:58:01,810
After you.
1379
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:04,180
(Manuel)
I obviously can't take credit,
1380
00:58:04,210 --> 00:58:07,310
it was your ass, not mine.
1381
00:58:07,350 --> 00:58:09,650
-But, uh...
-Could be yours.
1382
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:11,780
(Manuel)
Thank you, Kayden Kross,
1383
00:58:11,820 --> 00:58:14,420
for casting us again together
1384
00:58:14,450 --> 00:58:16,990
and thank you.
1385
00:58:21,930 --> 00:58:24,030
(soft electronic music)
1386
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:35,940
(Kylie)
Love, Sex, and Music,
1387
00:58:35,970 --> 00:58:37,710
Adam and Eve Pictures.
1388
00:58:37,740 --> 00:58:40,810
(woman)
Now it's time for us to drink,
get real shit-faced,
1389
00:58:40,850 --> 00:58:43,080
and have some sex.
1390
00:58:43,110 --> 00:58:45,120
(woman)
Sex?
1391
00:58:45,150 --> 00:58:46,620
I barely know any of you.
1392
00:58:46,650 --> 00:58:48,350
(woman)
Don't be a pussy.
1393
00:58:48,390 --> 00:58:49,990
(Kylie)
Maid to Kill,
1394
00:58:50,020 --> 00:58:52,290
Sparks Entertainment.
1395
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:54,630
(calm music)
1396
00:58:56,900 --> 00:58:58,460
(man)
Look at you.
1397
00:59:01,370 --> 00:59:03,570
(soft electronic music)
1398
00:59:07,870 --> 00:59:09,570
(Matt)
All right, before we give out
our next set of awards,
1399
00:59:09,610 --> 00:59:10,740
I wanted to take a moment
1400
00:59:10,780 --> 00:59:12,210
to introduce
our beautiful Trophy Girls.
1401
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:14,410
Please make some noise
for Xxlayna Marie
1402
00:59:14,450 --> 00:59:16,450
and Britt Blair, everybody,
let 'em hear it!
1403
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:18,220
(cheering)
1404
00:59:18,250 --> 00:59:20,150
(Yelena)
Thank you, Matt, thank you.
1405
00:59:20,180 --> 00:59:21,320
-Thank you a lot.
-You're very welcome.
1406
00:59:21,350 --> 00:59:23,720
I really enjoy working
with the two of you,
1407
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:25,660
and I love how different
you guys are.
1408
00:59:25,690 --> 00:59:27,630
Yelena's kind of like
very loud and excitable,
1409
00:59:27,660 --> 00:59:30,090
and Britt's just kind of
quiet and adorable.
1410
00:59:30,130 --> 00:59:31,230
(Yelena)
And you know what?
1411
00:59:31,260 --> 00:59:32,560
That's so true.
1412
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:34,830
Because we're total
different energies,
1413
00:59:34,870 --> 00:59:36,000
and it works great.
1414
00:59:36,030 --> 00:59:37,870
-Right, Britt?
-Yes.
1415
00:59:37,900 --> 00:59:39,300
(Matt)
And there's nothing wrong
with being shy.
1416
00:59:39,340 --> 00:59:40,810
(Yelena)
You know what?
1417
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:43,840
And there's nothing wrong
with being loud, either!
1418
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:47,050
(audience cheers)
1419
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:48,950
(Matt)
Yup, that's just not annoying
at all.
1420
00:59:48,980 --> 00:59:50,350
(laughter)
1421
00:59:50,380 --> 00:59:52,280
You know,
you two really are like
1422
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:53,790
a yin-yang symbol of energy,
1423
00:59:53,820 --> 00:59:56,150
just a 69 of energy.
1424
00:59:56,190 --> 00:59:58,190
-Definitely.
-Oh, yes.
1425
00:59:58,220 --> 00:59:59,860
(giggling)
1426
00:59:59,890 --> 01:00:01,830
(Matt)
Okay, now how 'bout
you two sci--
1427
01:00:01,860 --> 01:00:03,090
how 'bout you two
scissor sisters
1428
01:00:03,130 --> 01:00:05,160
combine your energy
1429
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:06,900
and bring on
our next presenters?
1430
01:00:06,930 --> 01:00:10,570
(Yelena)
Presenting the awards
for Favorite Creator Site Star
1431
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:12,900
and Best Leading Actress,
1432
01:00:12,940 --> 01:00:15,310
Jessie Andrews,
Angel Youngs,
1433
01:00:15,340 --> 01:00:17,880
-and Serene...
-Siren!
1434
01:00:17,910 --> 01:00:20,450
(rock music)
1435
01:00:28,420 --> 01:00:31,060
(Serene)
The acting in our industry
has never been better
1436
01:00:31,090 --> 01:00:33,290
than it is right now!
1437
01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:36,030
(Jessie)
If an actress has mascara
running down her face,
1438
01:00:36,060 --> 01:00:39,360
it's likely she's choking
on her emotions.
1439
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:42,200
(Angel)
Here now are the women that
can get the mascara running
1440
01:00:42,230 --> 01:00:44,170
for any role.
1441
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:47,040
(electronic dance music)
1442
01:00:50,810 --> 01:00:53,480
(Kylie)
Best Leading actress.
1443
01:00:53,510 --> 01:00:57,650
Aiden Ashley, "Hysteria,"
Wicked/Pulse.
1444
01:01:05,190 --> 01:01:08,460
September Reign,
"Love, Sex & Music,"
1445
01:01:08,490 --> 01:01:10,460
Adam & Eve Pictures.
1446
01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:13,460
I don't wanna waste another
seven years waiting tables.
1447
01:01:13,500 --> 01:01:15,700
I just wanna sing.
1448
01:01:15,730 --> 01:01:18,340
I'm a bundle of nerves!
1449
01:01:18,370 --> 01:01:22,270
Maitland Ward, "Drift,"
Deeper.
1450
01:01:22,310 --> 01:01:23,940
Tell me where you came.
1451
01:01:23,980 --> 01:01:26,380
(panting)
1452
01:01:26,410 --> 01:01:33,620
I came at a place
so deep inside of me.
1453
01:01:33,650 --> 01:01:37,290
Jane Wilde, "Stars,"
Adult Time.
1454
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:38,690
(weeping)
1455
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:40,260
(man on recording)
You're reached Kevin.
1456
01:01:40,290 --> 01:01:43,360
Leave it at the beep.
1457
01:01:43,390 --> 01:01:46,730
Please...please wake up!
1458
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:49,730
(Kylie)
Emily Willis,
"One Night in Los Angeles,"
1459
01:01:49,770 --> 01:01:51,740
Dorcel/Pulse.
1460
01:01:51,770 --> 01:01:53,140
(Emily)
I don't want
your fucking money.
1461
01:01:53,170 --> 01:01:55,440
I just wanted you!
1462
01:01:55,470 --> 01:01:57,440
That's what you had been
texting me about all this time?
1463
01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:58,880
I thought we had something.
1464
01:02:05,420 --> 01:02:07,050
(audience applause)
1465
01:02:07,090 --> 01:02:09,050
(together)
And the winner is...
1466
01:02:09,090 --> 01:02:11,120
Maitland Ward!
1467
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:14,630
(applause, cheers)
1468
01:02:22,970 --> 01:02:24,770
(Maitland)
I am literally crying
right now over this award.
1469
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:26,140
This means so much to me,
1470
01:02:26,170 --> 01:02:29,070
'cause "Drift" was
such an amazing project.
1471
01:02:29,110 --> 01:02:32,110
Thank you so much, AVN,
I love you!
1472
01:02:32,140 --> 01:02:34,680
And I love everyone
at Vixen Media Group.
1473
01:02:34,710 --> 01:02:36,880
Oh my God, you guys have done
such an amazing job,
1474
01:02:36,910 --> 01:02:38,620
and I thank you so much.
1475
01:02:38,650 --> 01:02:40,820
I'm thinking of who
I'm gonna thank.
1476
01:02:40,850 --> 01:02:43,120
And Kayden Kross, especially.
1477
01:02:43,150 --> 01:02:44,690
(cheers)
1478
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:46,060
I love you!
1479
01:02:46,090 --> 01:02:47,560
We made such
an incredible project
1480
01:02:47,590 --> 01:02:50,190
that was really
based on my life,
1481
01:02:50,230 --> 01:02:55,270
and in a metaphorical,
very dark, twisted way, but...
1482
01:02:55,300 --> 01:02:57,100
It is just
such an amazing experience
1483
01:02:57,140 --> 01:02:58,470
to make that film,
1484
01:02:58,500 --> 01:02:59,900
and it's so close to my heart.
1485
01:02:59,940 --> 01:03:02,110
I wanna thank my husband,
1486
01:03:02,140 --> 01:03:03,940
who has been with me
on this journey,
1487
01:03:03,980 --> 01:03:07,750
and I just--I love you guys
and I'm so humbled.
1488
01:03:07,780 --> 01:03:11,480
I am so proud to be
part of this industry,
1489
01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:14,090
and I will tell that to anyone,
1490
01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:17,090
and I will never, ever--
I was...
1491
01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:18,820
I was given
a great piece of advice
1492
01:03:18,860 --> 01:03:21,690
by a producer that I know,
who said,
1493
01:03:21,730 --> 01:03:25,060
"Don't ever say
'I'm in mainstream or adult.'
1494
01:03:25,100 --> 01:03:27,430
It's one thing.
You're an actress,
1495
01:03:27,470 --> 01:03:28,500
and that's it."
1496
01:03:28,530 --> 01:03:29,900
(cheering)
1497
01:03:29,930 --> 01:03:31,300
And that is what--
1498
01:03:31,340 --> 01:03:33,000
that is what I will always be,
1499
01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:35,440
and I always wanna give
my best to this industry,
1500
01:03:35,470 --> 01:03:39,410
which is...is mainstream now,
so.
1501
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:41,480
-Thank you, Maitland!
-Oh, you're so sweet!
1502
01:03:41,510 --> 01:03:42,550
I love you guys.
1503
01:03:42,580 --> 01:03:43,610
Thank you so much.
1504
01:03:49,550 --> 01:03:55,330
(Aiden)
Everyone, this is the MILF
Performer of the Year,
1505
01:03:55,360 --> 01:03:57,500
Cherie DeVille!
1506
01:03:57,530 --> 01:04:00,330
Oh my God,
and I will say, like,
1507
01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:03,570
-I--I fucked you, it was...
-It was magical.
1508
01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:05,100
(Aiden)
I melt like butter.
1509
01:04:05,140 --> 01:04:07,170
I melt like butter
in your arms!
1510
01:04:07,210 --> 01:04:08,810
(Cherie)
I'll give you
your fruit snacks later.
1511
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:10,740
You gotta keep up your energy,
darling.
1512
01:04:10,780 --> 01:04:13,080
I've got a juice box,
I've got fruit snacks.
1513
01:04:13,110 --> 01:04:15,050
I'll mom the shit outta you.
1514
01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:16,210
(laughs)
1515
01:04:16,250 --> 01:04:19,050
-I'll just go. Mommy!
-'K, bye!
1516
01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:23,720
(together)
And the winner is...
Aphia DeMieux!
1517
01:04:23,750 --> 01:04:25,460
-Oh my goodness.
-Uh, Aphia DeMieux.
1518
01:04:25,490 --> 01:04:26,860
I wanted to thank
1519
01:04:26,890 --> 01:04:29,490
what I call my fans,
the DeMieux Crew,
1520
01:04:29,530 --> 01:04:33,230
for being amazing and awesome
1521
01:04:33,260 --> 01:04:35,670
and helping me get
to where I am today.
1522
01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:41,940
(together)
And the winner is...
Emma Rose!
1523
01:04:41,970 --> 01:04:44,410
(Emma)
Don't make me cry!
1524
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:46,840
I'm also very happy to be
part of this new wave
1525
01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:48,550
of inclusivity and raw talent
1526
01:04:48,580 --> 01:04:51,320
of trans models coming
in front of the camera.
1527
01:04:51,350 --> 01:04:53,420
(cheers, applause)
1528
01:04:53,450 --> 01:04:56,820
(together)
And the winner is...
Kayden Kross!
1529
01:04:56,850 --> 01:04:58,460
(cheering)
1530
01:04:58,490 --> 01:05:00,160
Big thank-you to AVN.
1531
01:05:00,190 --> 01:05:02,930
I thought you were sick of me,
but this is cool.
1532
01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:06,660
I'll never get tired of this!
1533
01:05:06,700 --> 01:05:10,000
(together)
And the winner is...
1534
01:05:10,030 --> 01:05:12,340
-(laughs)
-Amouranth!
1535
01:05:12,370 --> 01:05:13,470
(Amouranth)
Wow. To be honest,
1536
01:05:13,500 --> 01:05:14,970
I wasn't even sure
if I was gonna come,
1537
01:05:15,010 --> 01:05:16,410
take that as you will.
1538
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:17,710
I really appreciate it.
1539
01:05:17,740 --> 01:05:20,140
Super-flattered to be here,
very honored,
1540
01:05:20,180 --> 01:05:21,780
and I guess I wanna thank
my audience too
1541
01:05:21,810 --> 01:05:23,480
for voting with one hand
for me.
1542
01:05:23,510 --> 01:05:24,750
Thank you!
1543
01:05:36,730 --> 01:05:39,200
-Oh, yes!
-"Spideypool XXX:
1544
01:05:39,230 --> 01:05:42,430
An Axel Braun Parody,"
Wicked Comics.
1545
01:05:42,470 --> 01:05:45,970
-Who are you?
-I am...you?
1546
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,340
("Spidey")
Okay, I may not be sure
of many things,
1547
01:05:48,370 --> 01:05:50,340
but one thing I do know,
1548
01:05:50,370 --> 01:05:53,780
I don't have double-D jugs.
1549
01:05:53,810 --> 01:05:56,510
(woman)
"Drift," Deeper.
1550
01:05:56,550 --> 01:06:00,450
(woman)
Your antics are going
to make me late!
1551
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:02,150
(she exclaims)
1552
01:06:02,190 --> 01:06:04,690
Hey, you two, this wasn't
supposed to happen!
1553
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:06,420
I made other plans!
1554
01:06:06,460 --> 01:06:08,160
(man #1)
Not without us,
you're not gonna.
1555
01:06:08,190 --> 01:06:09,930
(man #2)
Toda is your lucky day, darling.
1556
01:06:20,470 --> 01:06:22,440
(beeping)
1557
01:06:22,470 --> 01:06:24,510
(pleasant music)
1558
01:06:24,540 --> 01:06:27,510
Ladies, we're almost
out of time!
1559
01:06:27,550 --> 01:06:28,780
Yeah, screw this.
1560
01:06:28,810 --> 01:06:31,120
-I'm ready to give up.
-Yeah, and I'm gonna keep this,
1561
01:06:31,150 --> 01:06:33,120
even though Matt said
I would ruin the game
1562
01:06:33,150 --> 01:06:34,790
if I stole it.
1563
01:06:34,820 --> 01:06:37,590
What do you mean,
"ruin the game"?
1564
01:06:37,620 --> 01:06:41,660
Well, Matt says he needs this
for the game.
1565
01:06:41,690 --> 01:06:44,160
Wait. Where did you find that?
1566
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:45,830
I just found it on this chair.
1567
01:06:45,860 --> 01:06:47,370
(Kazumi)
Who's Matt?!
1568
01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:50,900
I think he's, like,
a gameshow host or something.
1569
01:06:50,940 --> 01:06:52,700
(Xxlayna)
Oh yeah!
1570
01:06:52,740 --> 01:06:54,110
Maybe it means
that that cute little toy
1571
01:06:54,140 --> 01:06:56,210
is important.
1572
01:06:56,240 --> 01:06:59,210
There's a note under the chair!
1573
01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:03,410
"The toy you almost sat on
is definitely a clue."
1574
01:07:03,450 --> 01:07:05,320
(Abella)
"But if I were in the room,
1575
01:07:05,350 --> 01:07:08,450
I'd have something
much bigger for you."
1576
01:07:08,490 --> 01:07:12,460
(Reya)
"When a girl wants me,
I'm ready to fill her."
1577
01:07:12,490 --> 01:07:15,060
(Abella)
"I live up to my name,
'cause I'm--"
1578
01:07:15,090 --> 01:07:17,330
(Nicole)
My music teacher!
Michael Schiller.
1579
01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:20,500
(Abella)
No. But it is Ryan Driller.
1580
01:07:20,530 --> 01:07:22,700
-Yes!
-Ryan Driller was not
1581
01:07:22,730 --> 01:07:25,370
-my music teacher.
-And I would let Ryan Driller
1582
01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:27,440
teach me just about anything.
1583
01:07:27,470 --> 01:07:29,010
(Abella)
We don't have time for this.
1584
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:30,810
Aiden, please,
enter Ryan Driller.
1585
01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:34,610
-Go, go!
-Ryan Driller, send.
1586
01:07:34,650 --> 01:07:36,010
(ding)
1587
01:07:36,050 --> 01:07:37,780
(blaring horns)
1588
01:07:37,820 --> 01:07:40,280
(cheering)
1589
01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:42,850
(Matt)
Ladies, ladies, you did it,
congratulations!
1590
01:07:42,890 --> 01:07:45,360
(cheering)
1591
01:07:45,390 --> 01:07:49,990
Yay! Yay! Okay,
whose hand is that?
1592
01:07:50,030 --> 01:07:52,530
Oh...that's inside of me.
1593
01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:55,300
Please--I'm still working,
I'm still working.
1594
01:07:55,330 --> 01:07:56,870
(Reya)
You're part of
the Sexcape Room.
1595
01:07:56,900 --> 01:07:59,940
You said we can play
with anything we want.
1596
01:07:59,970 --> 01:08:03,270
(Abella)
Yeah, plus,
I really need to cum.
1597
01:08:03,310 --> 01:08:05,540
(Kylie)
Wait, but I thought
his name was Matt.
1598
01:08:05,580 --> 01:08:09,150
-So you're Matt?
-He's Matt?!
1599
01:08:09,180 --> 01:08:12,180
(cheering)
1600
01:08:14,150 --> 01:08:18,060
(Aiden)
It is, once again, Seth Gamble,
1601
01:08:18,090 --> 01:08:24,330
who just won
Best Male Performer 2023.
1602
01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:27,970
-How are you feeling?
-I'm...I'm over the moon, man.
1603
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:31,970
Um, I had so much more
to say out there.
1604
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,070
I was just so speechless,
I just--
1605
01:08:34,100 --> 01:08:35,870
I couldn't believe it,
I can't believe it.
1606
01:08:35,910 --> 01:08:39,080
Look, I've been striving
for this my entire career.
1607
01:08:39,110 --> 01:08:41,180
I just wanna be
the best at what I do.
1608
01:08:41,210 --> 01:08:44,850
I just wanna make all you girls
look as good as possible.
1609
01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:47,150
I mean, God, it's been
such a journey.
1610
01:08:47,180 --> 01:08:49,490
You know, I got sober
six years ago,
1611
01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:50,650
and, like,
I just didn't even know
1612
01:08:50,690 --> 01:08:51,920
if I was gonna get to work,
1613
01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:55,160
and now, I'm, like,
Male Performer of the Year.
1614
01:08:55,190 --> 01:08:57,830
And I just got it handed to me
by Lexington Steele, like,
1615
01:08:57,860 --> 01:08:59,400
one of my closest friends.
1616
01:08:59,430 --> 01:09:01,230
I'm sorry, my phone's,
like, ding, ding, ding!
1617
01:09:01,270 --> 01:09:03,470
(Aiden)
Is there anyone that
you might have forgot to thank?
1618
01:09:03,500 --> 01:09:05,070
(Seth)
Yes. My fucking wife.
1619
01:09:05,100 --> 01:09:06,300
I love you, baby.
1620
01:09:06,340 --> 01:09:07,870
Thank you for everything.
1621
01:09:07,910 --> 01:09:09,370
You are the greatest thing ever.
1622
01:09:09,410 --> 01:09:11,470
I'm so sorry
that I didn't say your name.
1623
01:09:11,510 --> 01:09:13,080
Please don't divorce me.
1624
01:09:13,110 --> 01:09:14,750
I love you.
1625
01:09:14,780 --> 01:09:16,780
(cheers, applause)
1626
01:09:16,810 --> 01:09:17,980
Moving right along,
1627
01:09:18,020 --> 01:09:21,320
the answer is yes.
1628
01:09:21,350 --> 01:09:22,550
Yes.
1629
01:09:22,590 --> 01:09:27,190
Yes, again, and yes,
two times later tonight.
1630
01:09:27,220 --> 01:09:29,590
That's what I would say
if you were to ask me
1631
01:09:29,630 --> 01:09:34,130
to have sex
with any of these presenters.
1632
01:09:34,170 --> 01:09:42,910
And they are Oliver Flynn,
Sky Pierce, and Leah Gotti!
1633
01:09:42,940 --> 01:09:45,410
(sultry music)
1634
01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:50,880
(Oliver)
If you want me
to do a great scene,
1635
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:53,180
all I need is one girl.
1636
01:09:53,220 --> 01:09:55,790
Or maybe five.
But, you know.
1637
01:09:55,820 --> 01:09:58,890
-Well, if you need us...
-...to do a good scene,
1638
01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:01,090
we only need one guy.
1639
01:10:01,130 --> 01:10:03,260
(Leah)
And if you were
in this next category,
1640
01:10:03,290 --> 01:10:06,930
we only need one guy
and one girl for a great scene.
1641
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:11,000
Here are the nominees
for Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene.
1642
01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:15,270
(rock music)
1643
01:10:15,310 --> 01:10:18,940
(Kylie)
Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene.
1644
01:10:18,980 --> 01:10:21,850
Scarlit Scandal
and Manuel Ferrara,
1645
01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:27,380
"Delicate: If It Feels Good 3,"
Deeper/Pulse.
1646
01:10:27,420 --> 01:10:29,850
Blake Blossom and Jax Slayher,
1647
01:10:29,890 --> 01:10:33,060
"Dream Slut, Blonde,
Stacked Blake Blossom
1648
01:10:33,090 --> 01:10:36,590
Worships Jax Slayher's
Giant Cock,"
1649
01:10:36,630 --> 01:10:38,560
Jules Jordan Video.
1650
01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:41,100
Anna Claire Clouds
and Seth Gamble,
1651
01:10:41,130 --> 01:10:45,600
"Going Up: Episode 1,"
Lust Cinema.
1652
01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:51,010
Gianna Dior and Ricky Johnson,
"Fucking a Toxic Goddess,"
1653
01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:53,680
Ricky's Room.
1654
01:10:53,710 --> 01:10:59,920
Aiden Ashley and Tyler Nixon,
"A Missa Xmas, Pt. 2," MissaX.
1655
01:11:09,430 --> 01:11:11,500
(together)
And the winner is...
1656
01:11:11,530 --> 01:11:15,670
Blake Blossom and Jax Slayher!
1657
01:11:15,700 --> 01:11:18,200
(cheering)
1658
01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:21,470
(disco-style music)
1659
01:11:33,420 --> 01:11:36,320
(Blake)
Wow. Oh my God.
1660
01:11:36,350 --> 01:11:38,790
Oh, shit, okay.
1661
01:11:38,820 --> 01:11:39,960
Oh my God.
1662
01:11:39,990 --> 01:11:41,860
I just wanted to thank
Jules Jordan so much
1663
01:11:41,890 --> 01:11:43,860
for fuckin' bringin' me on
1664
01:11:43,890 --> 01:11:48,030
and trusting me to be
as crazy as he'll let me,
1665
01:11:48,070 --> 01:11:51,740
so I just want to say
thank you so much, Jules, for...
1666
01:11:51,770 --> 01:11:54,770
oh my God, I can't even breathe,
holy fuck!
1667
01:11:54,810 --> 01:11:56,310
Thank you so much to Jax.
1668
01:11:56,340 --> 01:11:59,480
I've done, like,
40 fuckin' scenes with him!
1669
01:11:59,510 --> 01:12:01,910
Woo, girl!
1670
01:12:01,950 --> 01:12:04,250
If you know Jax Slayher...
1671
01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:06,580
(Jax)
We did it.
1672
01:12:06,620 --> 01:12:08,090
(Blake)
Oh my God.
1673
01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:09,490
(Jax)
It's a pleasure.
1674
01:12:09,520 --> 01:12:11,460
(Blake)
We're gonna do it now. See ya!
1675
01:12:11,490 --> 01:12:13,190
(laughter)
1676
01:12:21,500 --> 01:12:23,870
(Leah)
The award for Female Performer
1677
01:12:23,900 --> 01:12:26,070
is given based on
a woman's body of work
1678
01:12:26,100 --> 01:12:28,210
over the last year.
1679
01:12:28,240 --> 01:12:32,180
(Oliver)
And I don't care if it's
weekends, overtime, or holidays.
1680
01:12:32,210 --> 01:12:36,680
I am putting in work
on your body all year long.
1681
01:12:36,710 --> 01:12:39,380
-Well, I bet you are.
-Damn right I am.
1682
01:12:39,420 --> 01:12:41,190
(Leah)
Let's take a look
at all the women
1683
01:12:41,220 --> 01:12:44,090
that everyone
wants to work with.
1684
01:12:44,120 --> 01:12:47,490
(electronic music)
1685
01:12:50,090 --> 01:12:52,700
(Kylie)
Female Performer of the Year.
1686
01:12:52,730 --> 01:12:54,470
Aiden Ashley.
1687
01:12:54,500 --> 01:12:56,070
Vanna Bardot.
1688
01:12:56,100 --> 01:12:57,530
Lilly Bell.
1689
01:12:57,570 --> 01:12:59,170
Blake Blossom.
1690
01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:00,840
Savannah Bond.
1691
01:13:00,870 --> 01:13:02,670
Anna Clair Clouds.
1692
01:13:02,710 --> 01:13:04,380
Gianna Dior.
1693
01:13:04,410 --> 01:13:06,110
Ana Foxxx.
1694
01:13:06,140 --> 01:13:07,850
Kenna James.
1695
01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:09,380
Maddy May.
1696
01:13:09,410 --> 01:13:10,980
Kira Noir.
1697
01:13:11,010 --> 01:13:12,720
April Olsen.
1698
01:13:12,750 --> 01:13:14,450
Alexis Tae.
1699
01:13:14,490 --> 01:13:15,990
Angela White.
1700
01:13:16,020 --> 01:13:17,920
Jane Wilde.
1701
01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:20,960
(rock music)
1702
01:13:24,160 --> 01:13:26,660
(together)
And the winner is...
1703
01:13:26,700 --> 01:13:28,900
Kira Noir!
1704
01:13:28,930 --> 01:13:31,570
(cheers, applause)
1705
01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:34,200
(upbeat music)
1706
01:13:53,360 --> 01:13:56,360
(cheers, applause, screams)
1707
01:14:13,480 --> 01:14:15,080
I love all of you!
1708
01:14:15,110 --> 01:14:18,420
Oh my God!
1709
01:14:18,450 --> 01:14:20,380
Um, I'm pretty sure
I'm dreaming right now,
1710
01:14:20,420 --> 01:14:22,120
but just in case I'm not,
1711
01:14:22,150 --> 01:14:23,920
thank you so much,
Mark Spiegler,
1712
01:14:23,950 --> 01:14:26,220
thank you so much,
everyone who's hired me
1713
01:14:26,260 --> 01:14:29,490
and everyone who's fucked me
over the last ten years!
1714
01:14:29,530 --> 01:14:31,030
Thank you!
1715
01:14:31,060 --> 01:14:34,030
(cheers, applause)
1716
01:14:34,060 --> 01:14:34,970
I can't believe this.
1717
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:36,400
Thank you so much, AVN.
1718
01:14:36,430 --> 01:14:39,170
I have to go, I'm, like,
dreaming right now.
1719
01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:43,070
(cheers)
1720
01:14:47,480 --> 01:14:48,950
(Aiden)
Look who I have walking up.
1721
01:14:48,980 --> 01:14:55,190
The Best New Starlet 2023,
Charly Summer!
1722
01:14:55,220 --> 01:14:57,050
This outfit--really quick,
you gotta do a spin.
1723
01:14:57,090 --> 01:14:59,020
You gotta do a spin
before we say anything.
1724
01:14:59,060 --> 01:15:00,690
(squeals)
1725
01:15:00,720 --> 01:15:02,990
Okay, so, question:
1726
01:15:03,030 --> 01:15:04,830
What is the very first thing
that you thought
1727
01:15:04,860 --> 01:15:06,230
when you heard your name?
1728
01:15:06,260 --> 01:15:08,600
(Charly)
It wasn't real.
1729
01:15:08,630 --> 01:15:09,700
I don't know,
it was unbelievable,
1730
01:15:09,730 --> 01:15:11,440
I was just, like, "What?!"
1731
01:15:11,470 --> 01:15:13,070
(Aiden)
I mean, you had
a fantastic year,
1732
01:15:13,100 --> 01:15:14,170
a breakthrough year.
1733
01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:15,510
You did so many things.
1734
01:15:15,540 --> 01:15:19,240
Like, from your work
from Jules Jordan to your...
1735
01:15:19,280 --> 01:15:22,210
you did your first ever DP
this year,
1736
01:15:22,250 --> 01:15:24,080
you did your first ever
gangbang.
1737
01:15:24,110 --> 01:15:25,880
You know,
you did it all this year.
1738
01:15:25,920 --> 01:15:27,220
(Charly)
Everything.
1739
01:15:27,250 --> 01:15:29,250
(Aiden)
You literally put it all
out on the line this year,
1740
01:15:29,290 --> 01:15:30,290
-right?
-Yes.
1741
01:15:30,320 --> 01:15:31,890
(Aiden)
But, question:
1742
01:15:31,920 --> 01:15:33,190
Because, um, tell me,
1743
01:15:33,220 --> 01:15:35,160
from another
Catholic schoolgirl...
1744
01:15:35,190 --> 01:15:36,730
from another
Catholic schoolgirl,
1745
01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:39,460
how's it feel to go from
those good-girl days
1746
01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:41,430
in our Catholic schoolgirl
skirts
1747
01:15:41,470 --> 01:15:43,900
to being on stage
at the AVN Awards,
1748
01:15:43,930 --> 01:15:46,340
winning one of the most
prestigious awards
1749
01:15:46,370 --> 01:15:47,910
of the entire night?
1750
01:15:47,940 --> 01:15:49,070
(Charly)
It feels incredible.
1751
01:15:49,110 --> 01:15:50,370
I know I'm right where
I'm supposed to be,
1752
01:15:50,410 --> 01:15:53,640
and, uh, Catholic school
got me ready for this.
1753
01:15:53,680 --> 01:15:55,550
(Aiden)
Yeah, it did,
yeah, it did.
1754
01:15:55,580 --> 01:15:57,280
We know what we do
in the bathrooms there,
1755
01:15:57,310 --> 01:15:58,580
right, right?
1756
01:15:58,620 --> 01:16:00,720
(Charly)
Naughty schoolgirl for life!
1757
01:16:00,750 --> 01:16:02,050
(Aiden)
We are, we are!
1758
01:16:02,090 --> 01:16:05,060
Well, I am so proud of you.
1759
01:16:05,090 --> 01:16:07,290
Honestly, like...
1760
01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:09,690
I'm beaming with excitement
for you.
1761
01:16:09,730 --> 01:16:12,060
-I'm so happy.
-Thank you so much.
1762
01:16:12,100 --> 01:16:13,160
(Aiden)
Of course!
1763
01:16:13,200 --> 01:16:15,200
I hope you have
the best night ever.
1764
01:16:15,230 --> 01:16:16,430
Go celebrate your award.
1765
01:16:16,470 --> 01:16:19,400
Go get beautiful photos taken,
and, um,
1766
01:16:19,440 --> 01:16:22,370
-congratulations again, love.
-Thank you. Thank you, AVN!
1767
01:16:22,410 --> 01:16:23,710
(Aiden)
Thank you!
1768
01:16:23,740 --> 01:16:26,640
(electronic dance music)
1769
01:16:36,990 --> 01:16:42,190
(Kylie)
"Deranged (Vols 1&2)."
1770
01:16:42,230 --> 01:16:45,600
(soft music)
1771
01:16:45,630 --> 01:16:51,270
-Do you serve me?
-To serve for your pleasure.
1772
01:16:51,300 --> 01:16:52,570
(woman)
Good boy.
1773
01:16:52,600 --> 01:16:54,610
(Kylie)
"Stars," Adult Time.
1774
01:16:54,640 --> 01:16:56,610
-Oh, yeah.
-Uh, this is Robbie.
1775
01:16:56,640 --> 01:16:58,180
Robbie, this is Jane.
1776
01:16:58,210 --> 01:17:00,010
-Hey. Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
1777
01:17:00,040 --> 01:17:01,210
(woman)
Robbie's a veteran,
1778
01:17:01,240 --> 01:17:02,550
he's gonna treat you
real nice.
1779
01:17:02,580 --> 01:17:03,850
But first, let's go
make sure, we--you know,
1780
01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:05,680
I just wanna do
a little prep over here.
1781
01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:06,950
-(deep exhale)
-You can go back in there.
1782
01:17:06,980 --> 01:17:08,850
Thank you, I'll be there
with you for a second.
1783
01:17:08,890 --> 01:17:12,320
(electronic music)
1784
01:17:12,360 --> 01:17:18,060
(Kylie)
Here now are Dredd, Kazumi,
and Angela White.
1785
01:17:18,100 --> 01:17:19,830
(applause)
1786
01:17:19,860 --> 01:17:21,000
(Angela)
Throughout the night,
1787
01:17:21,030 --> 01:17:22,870
we've seen clips
of the nominees
1788
01:17:22,900 --> 01:17:25,500
for this next award.
1789
01:17:25,540 --> 01:17:28,140
(Dredd)
It feels like we've been
waiting all night long
1790
01:17:28,170 --> 01:17:30,810
to find out
who will win.
1791
01:17:30,840 --> 01:17:34,710
(Kazumi)
And now,
the wait is finally over.
1792
01:17:34,750 --> 01:17:41,490
Let's take one more look
at the nominees for Grand Reel.
1793
01:17:41,520 --> 01:17:45,290
(dance music)
1794
01:17:47,820 --> 01:17:50,030
(Kylie)
Grand Reel.
1795
01:17:50,060 --> 01:17:53,500
"Dark is the Night,"
Wicked Noir/Pulse.
1796
01:17:53,530 --> 01:17:58,870
"Deranged (Vols 1&2),
Wicked/Pulse.
1797
01:17:58,900 --> 01:18:00,940
"Drift," Deeper.
1798
01:18:00,970 --> 01:18:03,410
"Going Up," LustCinema.
1799
01:18:03,440 --> 01:18:06,540
"Grinders," Adult Time.
1800
01:18:06,580 --> 01:18:11,750
"The Hitman: Love is Deadly,"
Sweet Sinner/Mile High.
1801
01:18:11,780 --> 01:18:15,550
"Love, Sex & Music,"
Adam & Eve Pictures.
1802
01:18:15,590 --> 01:18:18,560
"Maid to Kill,"
Sparks Entertainment."
1803
01:18:18,590 --> 01:18:22,630
"Spideypool XXX:
An Axel Braun Parody,"
1804
01:18:22,660 --> 01:18:23,890
Wicked Comics.
1805
01:18:23,930 --> 01:18:26,000
"Stars," Adult Time.
1806
01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:35,340
(Kazumi)
I'm sorry.
1807
01:18:35,370 --> 01:18:37,640
(together)
And the winner is...
1808
01:18:37,670 --> 01:18:39,680
"Grinders"!
1809
01:18:39,710 --> 01:18:42,710
(cheers, applause)
1810
01:18:42,750 --> 01:18:45,350
(rock music)
1811
01:19:02,170 --> 01:19:05,570
Wow. Uh...
1812
01:19:05,600 --> 01:19:07,470
Thank you, AVN, for your work.
1813
01:19:07,500 --> 01:19:09,810
(cheering, hooting)
1814
01:19:09,840 --> 01:19:12,440
Thank you, uh,
Adult Time, Gamma,
1815
01:19:12,480 --> 01:19:15,950
for, like,
giving me this project.
1816
01:19:15,980 --> 01:19:18,680
I was--it's something
I have in mind for many years,
1817
01:19:18,720 --> 01:19:20,750
and Gamma and Adult Time,
1818
01:19:20,780 --> 01:19:22,920
they decided
to let me do with that.
1819
01:19:22,950 --> 01:19:24,250
It was crazy.
1820
01:19:24,290 --> 01:19:26,990
I want to thank the crew,
the people,
1821
01:19:27,020 --> 01:19:28,660
everybody who played
in the movie,
1822
01:19:28,690 --> 01:19:30,160
but most of all,
1823
01:19:30,190 --> 01:19:32,130
the crew in that movie
was, like--
1824
01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:33,560
this movie was insane.
1825
01:19:33,600 --> 01:19:35,330
We needed to have stunts
with skateboards,
1826
01:19:35,370 --> 01:19:37,700
we need to have people
so, like...
1827
01:19:37,730 --> 01:19:39,200
and last year,
1828
01:19:39,240 --> 01:19:43,110
I forgot to thank one man
that he's really helped me.
1829
01:19:43,140 --> 01:19:44,370
Where is Shawn Alff?
1830
01:19:44,410 --> 01:19:46,180
-Right here.
-Shawn Alff...
1831
01:19:46,210 --> 01:19:49,910
-Woo!
-Shawn Alff,
1832
01:19:49,950 --> 01:19:52,720
this guy wrote all my movies
and he's amazing.
1833
01:19:52,750 --> 01:19:54,180
-Woo!
-Thank you, guys.
1834
01:19:54,220 --> 01:19:55,520
Thank you very much.
1835
01:19:55,550 --> 01:19:56,990
Thank you, AVN.
1836
01:19:57,020 --> 01:19:59,560
(cheers, applause)
1837
01:20:06,500 --> 01:20:08,770
(Aiden)
I am here right now
1838
01:20:08,800 --> 01:20:12,600
with the Female
Performer of the Year,
1839
01:20:12,640 --> 01:20:18,610
2023 AVN Awards,
Kira Noir.
1840
01:20:18,640 --> 01:20:20,980
(Kira)
That is insane! Oh my God.
1841
01:20:21,010 --> 01:20:22,310
(Aiden)
How's that sound?
1842
01:20:22,350 --> 01:20:26,080
"Female Performer of the Year,
2023."
1843
01:20:26,120 --> 01:20:28,320
You. You.
1844
01:20:28,350 --> 01:20:29,720
How does that
make you feel?
1845
01:20:29,750 --> 01:20:32,190
(Kira)
That makes me feel
absolutely fucking incredible.
1846
01:20:32,220 --> 01:20:34,220
This is my 10-year anniversary,
so...
1847
01:20:34,260 --> 01:20:35,790
-Is it?
-Yeah!
1848
01:20:35,830 --> 01:20:37,190
(Aiden)
Is it? When you first
got in the industry,
1849
01:20:37,230 --> 01:20:38,700
did you ever think
you were gonna end up here?
1850
01:20:38,730 --> 01:20:40,600
(Kira)
Absolutely not, no!
1851
01:20:40,630 --> 01:20:42,700
-Was it a goal?
-Absolutely, yeah!
1852
01:20:42,730 --> 01:20:45,070
No, my first AVN,
I remember seeing, like,
1853
01:20:45,100 --> 01:20:46,070
the girls that were winning
1854
01:20:46,100 --> 01:20:48,140
and the girls that were
smiling and shining,
1855
01:20:48,170 --> 01:20:50,740
and I can't believe
this is happening right now.
1856
01:20:50,770 --> 01:20:52,640
-You have chills, I see that.
-I do, yeah!
1857
01:20:52,680 --> 01:20:54,950
(Aiden)
Well, you are now--you are
now the one that shines
1858
01:20:54,980 --> 01:20:56,950
and that's smiling.
1859
01:20:56,980 --> 01:20:58,980
Is there anything you would
like to say to your fans?
1860
01:20:59,020 --> 01:21:01,120
Is there anyone that you
forgot to thank on stage
1861
01:21:01,150 --> 01:21:02,090
while you were overwhelmed
1862
01:21:02,120 --> 01:21:03,690
-that you would like to say?
-Yes!
1863
01:21:03,720 --> 01:21:05,090
Um, thank you to everyone,
seriously,
1864
01:21:05,120 --> 01:21:06,820
everyone who's ever
fucked me on camera.
1865
01:21:06,860 --> 01:21:10,430
Like, this is amazing!
1866
01:21:10,460 --> 01:21:11,960
(cheers, applause)
1867
01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:15,730
(male singer)
We got London on da track,
on da track, on da track
1868
01:21:15,770 --> 01:21:19,640
(Shenseea)
Girl, let your guard down,
girl, don't put on no front
1869
01:21:19,670 --> 01:21:21,270
If you really want it,
baby,
1870
01:21:21,300 --> 01:21:23,210
you know what I want
1871
01:21:23,240 --> 01:21:27,780
We want to get nasty inna di
car that's the after party
1872
01:21:27,810 --> 01:21:30,650
I want feel your body
on my body,
1873
01:21:30,680 --> 01:21:32,650
but I can't anymore
1874
01:21:32,680 --> 01:21:35,320
Yeah, that's around,
round on round
1875
01:21:35,350 --> 01:21:37,690
Coming in,
coming out
1876
01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:40,120
We tryna come
to our senses
1877
01:21:40,160 --> 01:21:42,430
But we keep pouring up
this senseless
1878
01:21:42,460 --> 01:21:44,900
Got my body on point
so I nitpick
1879
01:21:44,930 --> 01:21:46,900
Gotta be a good paid
with the whip, whip
1880
01:21:46,930 --> 01:21:47,900
He like
1881
01:21:47,930 --> 01:21:48,870
When you gon' give
1882
01:21:48,900 --> 01:21:51,500
When you gon' give
your number to me
1883
01:21:51,530 --> 01:21:52,670
I'm like
1884
01:21:52,700 --> 01:21:54,400
If you really want it,
baby,
1885
01:21:54,440 --> 01:21:56,210
you know what I want
1886
01:21:56,240 --> 01:21:57,710
He like
1887
01:21:57,740 --> 01:21:59,110
Girl, let your guard down,
girl,
1888
01:21:59,140 --> 01:22:00,680
don't put on no front
1889
01:22:00,710 --> 01:22:05,520
We want to get nasty inna di
car that's the after party
1890
01:22:05,550 --> 01:22:08,320
I want feel your body
on my body
1891
01:22:08,350 --> 01:22:10,190
But I can't anymore
1892
01:22:10,220 --> 01:22:14,930
We want to get nasty inna di
car that's the after party
1893
01:22:14,960 --> 01:22:17,860
And I want feel your body
on my body
1894
01:22:17,890 --> 01:22:21,930
But I can't anymore
1895
01:22:21,970 --> 01:22:24,270
Oh, we are gonna,
1896
01:22:24,300 --> 01:22:27,870
oh, we are gonna, yeah
1897
01:22:36,780 --> 01:22:40,320
We got London on da track
1898
01:22:52,430 --> 01:22:54,000
(Kehlani)
AVN, I need
everybody up on their feet
1899
01:22:54,030 --> 01:22:55,330
for this last song.
1900
01:22:59,270 --> 01:23:00,800
Get up, get up, get up!
1901
01:23:03,970 --> 01:23:06,180
You act like
you need remindin'
1902
01:23:06,210 --> 01:23:09,580
Tryin' to do it over,
bring it back and rewind it
1903
01:23:09,610 --> 01:23:12,680
But all that glitters
isn't gold, I was blinded
1904
01:23:12,720 --> 01:23:16,090
Should have never gave you
my heart on consignment
1905
01:23:16,120 --> 01:23:19,390
And I can't believe
the lies that I went for
1906
01:23:19,420 --> 01:23:20,460
Thought you was mine,
1907
01:23:20,490 --> 01:23:22,730
but you decided
to be with him though
1908
01:23:22,760 --> 01:23:26,060
You took my feelings and just
threw 'em out the window
1909
01:23:26,100 --> 01:23:29,370
Feel like it's too hard
to fall in love again, no
1910
01:23:29,400 --> 01:23:31,330
On some nights like this,
shawty,
1911
01:23:31,370 --> 01:23:33,500
I can't help but think of us
1912
01:23:33,540 --> 01:23:36,670
I've been reminiscin',
sippin', missin' ya
1913
01:23:36,710 --> 01:23:40,410
Can you tell me what's
with all this distant love
1914
01:23:40,440 --> 01:23:42,280
If I called,
would you pick it up
1915
01:23:42,310 --> 01:23:45,380
On some nights like this,
I just wanna text you,
1916
01:23:45,420 --> 01:23:47,180
but for what
1917
01:23:47,220 --> 01:23:50,290
You gon' say you want me,
then go switch it up
1918
01:23:50,320 --> 01:23:54,590
Just gon' play with
my emotions just because
1919
01:23:54,620 --> 01:23:56,090
Oh
1920
01:23:56,130 --> 01:23:57,730
I need all the bad bitches
to come on stage with me.
1921
01:23:57,760 --> 01:23:58,660
Come on stage with me,
1922
01:23:58,700 --> 01:23:59,830
come on, come on,
come on, come on!
1923
01:23:59,860 --> 01:24:02,330
-Get 'em up, get 'em up!
-Come on!
1924
01:24:09,270 --> 01:24:12,010
And I can't believe the lies
that I went for
1925
01:24:12,040 --> 01:24:15,310
Thought you was mine, but you
decided to be with him though
1926
01:24:15,350 --> 01:24:17,780
Took my feelings and just
threw 'em out the window
1927
01:24:17,810 --> 01:24:21,790
-AVN!
-One, two, three, let's go!
1928
01:24:21,820 --> 01:24:23,920
(Kehlani)
On some nights like this,
shawty,
1929
01:24:23,950 --> 01:24:26,060
I can't help but think of us
1930
01:24:26,090 --> 01:24:29,330
I've been reminiscin',
sippin', missin' ya
1931
01:24:29,360 --> 01:24:33,460
Can you tell me what's
with all this distant love
1932
01:24:33,500 --> 01:24:35,100
If I called,
would you pick it up
1933
01:24:35,130 --> 01:24:37,870
On some nights like this,
I just wanna text you,
1934
01:24:37,900 --> 01:24:39,800
but for what
1935
01:24:39,840 --> 01:24:42,910
You gon' say you want me,
then go switch it up
1936
01:24:42,940 --> 01:24:46,710
Just gon' play with
my emotions just because
1937
01:24:46,740 --> 01:24:48,280
(woman)
Tell 'em!
1938
01:24:48,310 --> 01:24:50,480
(Kehlani)
You gon' get my hopes high,
girl
1939
01:24:50,510 --> 01:24:54,550
You gon' get my hopes high,
girl
1940
01:24:54,580 --> 01:24:57,220
Just gon' tell me more lies,
girl
1941
01:24:57,250 --> 01:25:00,560
Just gon' get my hopes high,
girl
1942
01:25:00,590 --> 01:25:01,720
Vegas, make some noise
1943
01:25:01,760 --> 01:25:03,390
for all the beautiful women
you see on stage tonight.
1944
01:25:03,430 --> 01:25:06,260
I love you, AVN,
have a beautiful time!
1945
01:25:06,300 --> 01:25:09,030
(upbeat dance music)
1946
01:25:13,800 --> 01:25:17,540
(singers)
Big mood, attitude
1947
01:25:17,570 --> 01:25:21,380
And I'm positive
they gonna lose
1948
01:25:21,410 --> 01:25:25,550
It's a vibe,
it's a mood
1949
01:25:25,580 --> 01:25:30,350
And I'm feeling good,
how 'bout you
1950
01:25:30,390 --> 01:25:32,290
I been looking like a queen,
people staring at me
1951
01:25:32,320 --> 01:25:34,390
'cause I got that juice
1952
01:25:34,420 --> 01:25:36,290
Hate to like caffeine,
yeah, I say what I mean
1953
01:25:36,330 --> 01:25:39,000
Baby, get this boost
1954
01:25:39,030 --> 01:25:42,030
(reverberating gibberish)
1955
01:25:45,800 --> 01:25:47,270
Yeah, I walk
1956
01:25:47,300 --> 01:25:51,040
Welcome to the 2023 Naked...
fuck.
1957
01:25:51,070 --> 01:25:52,310
Shit.
1958
01:25:52,340 --> 01:25:53,610
La-la-la, fuck.
1959
01:25:53,640 --> 01:25:56,780
(singers)
Big mood, attitude
1960
01:25:56,810 --> 01:26:00,720
And I'm positive
they gonna lose
1961
01:26:00,750 --> 01:26:04,790
It's a vibe,
it's a mood
1962
01:26:04,820 --> 01:26:08,490
And I'm feeling good,
how 'bout you
1963
01:26:08,530 --> 01:26:11,490
(ambient tones)
192227
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