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I'm going to tear the barn to the ground.
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This is going to end, once and for all.
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Huh.
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Goddamn it!
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Now it shall burn.
Burn down the whole damn thing.
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Huh.
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Come on.
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♪ Just hear those sleigh bells jingling
Ring-tingle-tingling too ♪
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{\an8}♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding! ♪
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{\an8}♪ Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you ♪
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♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding! ♪
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♪ Outside the snow is falling
And friends are a calling "Yoo-hoo!" ♪
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♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding... ♪
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Did you guys know that Norway
is the happiest country on Earth?
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Yeah? Doesn't surprise me.
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It's like Disneyland for Europe.
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Now we've moved to Disneyland. How lucky.
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I just wish global warming
would hurry up already.
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Don't worry. In a couple of years,
when California's just a scorching desert,
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- Norway will be just like Santa Monica.
- Yeah, right.
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- Hey.
- Hm?
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Is that a moose on a sign?
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Oh! So cute!
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Have you ever seen
a moose on a sign before?
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Come on.
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Let's take a photo with it.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah?
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Oh, this is gonna make the most amazing
family Christmas photo for this year.
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Oh, yeah. Great idea.
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Okay, everyone line up behind.
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- Get a good angle.
- Okay.
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Like that?
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Yeah, that's great.
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Okay, everyone say "moose."
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Moose!
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- What is that?
- Huh.
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Oh.
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, that's so cute.
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Just like in the sign.
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- So cute.
- Hi, buddy.
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Dad, be careful.
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I mean, how often do you get the chance
to say hi to a little guy like you, huh?
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Hey, buddy.
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You cold out here?
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Huh?
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Is that your mother?
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Run!
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It's a killer moose!
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Come on!
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- Run!
- Quick!
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Whoa!
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- Start the car, goddamn it!
- The car won't start!
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Start the car!
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What are you doing?
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- Everybody okay?
- Yeah.
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- Hey.
- Oh.
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Are you okay? Everyone all right?
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Uh, I'm still working on my Norwegian.
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Oh, you're Americans?
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Yeah.
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I just gotta tell you,
I love The Kardashians.
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Hm?
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Okay, so the father moose,
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he can be a bit crazy
if you go after his kid, so...
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Oh, we weren't going--
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In Norway, we learn early
that if you mess with nature,
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nature will come back right at you
and punch you in the faces.
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So good luck!
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- Thank you.
- Mm. Thank you. Bye.
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Ah, that was fun, huh?
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We met the sheriff
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{\an8}and a moose and a baby moose.
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{\an8}Welcome to Norway.
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♪ Our cheeks are nice and rosy
And comfy and cozy are we ♪
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♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding! ♪
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♪ Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you ♪
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{\an8}♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding! ♪
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{\an8}Oh, boy.
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Even prettier than I remember.
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- Here we are!
- This is it?
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Huh?
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Look at that.
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I still can't believe
we inherited this place.
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It's gonna be
the best Christmas ever, buddy.
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Our backyard's bigger
than our whole old neighborhood.
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- Yeah, it is.
- We're in the middle of nowhere?
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Yeah.
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Hey, isn't it great?
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- My life is over.
- Come on.
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Let's check out our new digs.
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Here we are. Home sweet home.
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Huh?
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Yeah.
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- Wow.
- Whoa.
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Yeah, whoa, huh?
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Ew! It smells like somebody died.
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I cannot live here.
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It sure is fresh.
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- It's exciting.
- Yeah.
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This is our future. Bed and breakfast.
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- It does need a little work.
- Yeah. Okay.
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Not much.
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Okay.
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- Ready?
- Mm-hm.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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Yeah, right?
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Wow.
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- Needs a bit of work, huh?
- Oh, we'll fix this place up in no time.
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And a year from now,
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people are gonna be lining up
around the barn to stay here at night.
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You'll see.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, of course.
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You could even have
your self-help seminars here.
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Yeah.
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Just think, your concept of Happy Vision.
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Lucas, don't stay out too long.
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And that is my great-great-grandfather.
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When he was only 18,
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he said goodbye to his family
and hopped on a boat to America.
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He swore he'd come back, but he never did.
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But here you are.
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Here we are,
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as a family, in our new home.
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You know, I just hope
that your kids get used to it.
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And that Lucas finally finds a friend.
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And us, here together.
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Me as their mom.
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Hey, you've been their mother for years.
They love you.
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I don't know, I just feel like
ever since we got married...
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it's like Nora really resents me.
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You guys!
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There's something in the barn.
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- What do you mean, "something"?
- I don't know, but it's something.
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Oh, well, it's probably just the wood.
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Old buildings, they creak and groan.
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Yeah, that's just how
it's gonna be now, living out here.
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- Hey, you wanna do something fun tonight?
- Sure.
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Should we do what all Norwegians do
this time of year?
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Yeah.
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For thousands of years,
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Norwegians have come out
on winter evenings
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to marvel at the sight
of the great Northern Lights.
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I can't see shit.
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Language.
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I'm cold. Can we go inside?
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Okay, while we wait
for the sky to clear up,
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why don't we have more
of that piping hot glögg?
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That'll warm you up, huh?
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Maybe we should call it a night.
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No, no.
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- You guys want to go to bed?
- Yeah.
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You're gonna miss the Northern Lights.
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- Okay.
- Whatever.
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Hey, you know, maybe you should
give them a bit of space.
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This is a big change.
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For all of us.
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Look at this, huh?
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We got everything we need here.
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A ski shop, bakery.
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Another ski shop.
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Wonderful.
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So great.
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Oh! Watch out.
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- Oh!
- That looks fun, huh?
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Can we go inside? It's fucking freezing.
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Hey, don't use the F word.
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You're right. I'm sorry.
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It's fucking cold.
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Oh-- She's not wrong,
I mean, it is cold.
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Why don't we go in here
and grab a little Norwegian treat?
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- Hm.
- Don't stay out here long, Lucas.
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- [townsfolk chattering
- Hey, how are you doing?
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Hi. Hello.
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This looks cozy, huh?
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Hi.
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I love your onesie.
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Suits you.
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Are you the family
that's taking over the Nordheim farm?
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Yeah, that's us. Eric was my uncle.
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I inherited the farm after he passed away.
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Mm.
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Yeah, and now we're moving here.
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So these are the happiest people on Earth.
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Ugh.
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That is a barn elf.
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What?
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That is a barn elf.
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I'm American.
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Oh, sorry.
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Uh, that's, uh, a fjøsnisse.
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I guess you can call it a barn elf.
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Are they real?
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Uh, what do you mean?
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Like, do they exist?
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Yes.
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Are they good or bad?
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Uh, if you treat the barn elf nice,
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he will be good to you
and help look after the farm.
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But if you make him angry,
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he will do whatever it takes
to get rid of you.
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I've read tales, actually,
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about the barn elf
breaking the necks on the cows,
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and just shoving their carcasses
into milk containers.
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Um...
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You know that old dilapidated barn?
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We're turning it into a hotel.
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It's a little bit rough,
but, uh, you get the idea.
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Get back to nature
with Nordheim Forest Glade.
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- Our barn is your home.
- Mm-hm!
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Briefly.
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- Eco-friendly.
- Hm.
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Have you ever heard of Airbnb?
Or Vrbo? Uh, HomeAway?
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- He's digesting it.
- Yeah.
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- It takes a second.
- Uh-huh.
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How do you make him angry?
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Well, it depends.
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Uh, first off, the barn elf is very,
very old-fashioned and traditional,
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- so he hates changes to the farm.
- Okay.
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Secondly, he doesn't like bright,
artificial light, you know,
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and he hates loud noises.
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So don't take him to a rave party,
to put it that way.
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Okay.
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Lucas?
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Oh, Lucas, get away from that man.
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- Hey, Mom.
- Hi.
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I hope he hasn't been bothering you.
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No, no, no. He's not bothering me.
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I'm just surprised to see a visitor here.
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Or a visitor at all.
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We don't get any visitors here at all.
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It's very cozy.
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Yes. I guess you are here on the vacation?
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Oh! Oh, no, no, no.
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- We actually just moved here.
- Oh.
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To the, um-- You know the Nordheim farm?
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You know it?
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- To the Nordheim farm?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, yes. Yes, I know it. Yes.
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Bye.
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Okay, honey, let's go.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Oh, right. Sorry.
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Don't be afraid.
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Hm.
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Hm.
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You want a cookie?
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Hm!
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Mm-mm.
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Hm! Mm.
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You really like that, don't you?
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My name's Lucas.
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And those other people, they're my family.
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And we all promise to keep you safe.
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I promise.
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Oh.
261
00:20:14,277 --> 00:20:15,194
Oh. Oh.
262
00:20:17,739 --> 00:20:18,865
Want another one?
263
00:20:20,450 --> 00:20:21,284
Hm!
264
00:20:31,961 --> 00:20:33,671
Are there any beaches?
265
00:20:34,172 --> 00:20:36,382
No.
266
00:20:36,382 --> 00:20:38,426
Do they play softball?
267
00:20:40,178 --> 00:20:41,346
No.
268
00:20:42,138 --> 00:20:43,973
So, what is there?
269
00:20:43,973 --> 00:20:46,476
Just snow.
270
00:20:49,312 --> 00:20:50,688
I miss you.
271
00:20:51,272 --> 00:20:52,857
This really sucks.
272
00:20:57,695 --> 00:20:58,696
Jess?
273
00:21:01,074 --> 00:21:02,116
Jess!
274
00:21:08,247 --> 00:21:10,750
- Heard of knocking?
- Sorry.
275
00:21:15,463 --> 00:21:18,007
I know you're going
through a tough time right now,
276
00:21:18,007 --> 00:21:20,134
but you know what can really help?
277
00:21:20,134 --> 00:21:23,513
It's something
I like to call Happy Vision.
278
00:21:23,513 --> 00:21:24,597
Oh, my God.
279
00:21:24,597 --> 00:21:27,517
Are you seriously doing
your life-coaching on me right now?
280
00:21:28,601 --> 00:21:30,687
My tools have helped a lot of people.
281
00:21:31,396 --> 00:21:34,607
If you envision something
that makes you really happy,
282
00:21:34,607 --> 00:21:35,817
it can come true.
283
00:21:35,817 --> 00:21:38,444
My friends are my life.
284
00:21:39,237 --> 00:21:42,824
How am I supposed
to visualize them into existence, huh?
285
00:21:47,704 --> 00:21:50,248
Norway will grow on you.
286
00:21:51,290 --> 00:21:55,378
The only thing
that'll grow on me here is icicles.
287
00:21:56,671 --> 00:21:57,797
Good talk.
288
00:22:06,180 --> 00:22:08,349
It's nice to meet you.
289
00:22:08,349 --> 00:22:10,977
It's nice to milk you.
290
00:22:10,977 --> 00:22:12,437
One more time.
291
00:22:12,437 --> 00:22:13,563
Okay.
292
00:22:13,563 --> 00:22:15,648
It's nice to meet you.
293
00:22:15,648 --> 00:22:17,859
It's nice to milk you.
294
00:22:17,859 --> 00:22:19,527
- Morning.
- Good morning.
295
00:22:19,527 --> 00:22:21,779
How is the Norwegian coming along?
296
00:22:21,779 --> 00:22:24,282
Uh, great.
You know, I'm practically fluent.
297
00:22:24,282 --> 00:22:25,366
Sounding great.
298
00:22:25,366 --> 00:22:28,369
- Yeah, I'm picking it up pretty easy.
- Amazing.
299
00:22:28,369 --> 00:22:32,582
You know, I really hope Nora
and Lucas make some new friends.
300
00:22:33,166 --> 00:22:35,168
They must miss their old friends a lot.
301
00:22:35,168 --> 00:22:37,336
I'm sure they'll make friends in no time.
302
00:22:38,087 --> 00:22:39,589
Mm. I don't know.
303
00:22:40,465 --> 00:22:43,176
I feel like these Norwegians
are really hard to connect with.
304
00:22:43,176 --> 00:22:44,510
My grandpa used to say:
305
00:22:44,510 --> 00:22:47,638
"Norwegians have an ice wall
around their hearts.
306
00:22:47,638 --> 00:22:51,684
But if you can manage to melt it,
you have a friend for life."
307
00:22:51,684 --> 00:22:52,602
Hm.
308
00:22:52,602 --> 00:22:55,188
♪ To go riding in a one-horse sleigh... ♪
309
00:22:55,188 --> 00:22:58,566
Maybe we could invite the neighbors over.
310
00:22:58,566 --> 00:23:00,276
We could throw a party?
311
00:23:00,276 --> 00:23:01,736
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
312
00:23:01,736 --> 00:23:03,529
Show them good old American hospitality.
313
00:23:03,529 --> 00:23:05,364
Yeah. That might thaw their frozen hearts.
314
00:23:05,364 --> 00:23:06,908
That's a great idea.
315
00:23:08,117 --> 00:23:10,536
Why don't we throw the party at the barn?
316
00:23:11,287 --> 00:23:12,288
Perfect.
317
00:23:12,288 --> 00:23:13,456
♪ Jingle bell time... ♪
318
00:23:13,456 --> 00:23:14,582
- Yay!
- I love it.
319
00:23:14,582 --> 00:23:15,750
Great.
320
00:23:15,750 --> 00:23:16,834
Okay.
321
00:23:16,834 --> 00:23:19,545
I'm gonna clear the snow.
It's not gonna clear itself.
322
00:23:27,678 --> 00:23:30,056
Oh, yeah.
323
00:23:42,610 --> 00:23:43,694
It cleared itself.
324
00:23:44,403 --> 00:23:45,238
Huh?
325
00:23:45,238 --> 00:23:48,658
Ah, well, maybe it's a public service
they provide in Norway.
326
00:23:49,742 --> 00:23:50,618
Right.
327
00:23:50,618 --> 00:23:53,579
And now you see
how social democracy works, Lucas.
328
00:23:53,579 --> 00:23:54,914
- Hm?
- You pay your taxes
329
00:23:54,914 --> 00:23:56,082
and they fix stuff for you.
330
00:23:56,082 --> 00:23:57,542
Gotta love Norway.
331
00:24:41,502 --> 00:24:43,254
Thanks for clearing the snow.
332
00:24:43,754 --> 00:24:45,298
That was very kind of you.
333
00:24:49,802 --> 00:24:50,636
Oh.
334
00:25:02,648 --> 00:25:03,608
Mmm!
335
00:25:07,069 --> 00:25:07,987
Thank you.
336
00:25:17,413 --> 00:25:18,831
Who are you talking to?
337
00:25:20,208 --> 00:25:21,250
An elf.
338
00:25:21,250 --> 00:25:23,502
- He was here.
- Right.
339
00:25:23,502 --> 00:25:24,921
Where'd he go?
340
00:25:34,180 --> 00:25:35,306
Got it.
341
00:25:35,306 --> 00:25:37,099
♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas... ♪
342
00:25:37,099 --> 00:25:40,228
{\an8}- Come on, throw it like you mean it!
- Whoo!
343
00:25:40,228 --> 00:25:44,440
- Christmas party in the barn.
- Christmas in our barn. Please come.
344
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,609
♪ Have a cup of cheer... ♪
345
00:25:46,609 --> 00:25:48,402
Do you want to play a game or something?
346
00:25:48,402 --> 00:25:51,614
I'm sorry. I'm just super busy right now.
347
00:25:51,614 --> 00:25:54,116
♪ When you walk down the street... ♪
348
00:25:54,909 --> 00:25:59,038
You know, we could just buy a tree
like normal people.
349
00:25:59,038 --> 00:26:01,082
No, no, illegally cutting down
your own tree
350
00:26:01,082 --> 00:26:03,292
is a rich Norwegian Christmas tradition.
351
00:26:03,292 --> 00:26:05,211
Just pick one!
352
00:26:05,211 --> 00:26:07,088
♪ Where you can see ♪
353
00:26:08,714 --> 00:26:11,259
♪ Somebody waits for you ♪
354
00:26:11,259 --> 00:26:14,387
♪ Kiss her once for me ♪
355
00:26:14,387 --> 00:26:15,888
Yeah! Hit it!
356
00:26:15,888 --> 00:26:17,348
♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪
357
00:26:17,348 --> 00:26:18,349
Whoa!
358
00:26:18,349 --> 00:26:21,310
♪ And in case you didn't hear... ♪
359
00:26:22,061 --> 00:26:23,062
Come on.
360
00:26:23,729 --> 00:26:24,563
Nope.
361
00:26:25,815 --> 00:26:27,233
I give up.
362
00:26:27,233 --> 00:26:28,901
How do those lumberjacks do it?
363
00:26:28,901 --> 00:26:32,196
I brought you some more cookies. Enjoy.
364
00:26:32,196 --> 00:26:33,447
Hm!
365
00:26:34,865 --> 00:26:41,747
♪ Oh, by golly
Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪
366
00:26:41,747 --> 00:26:43,040
Losing my mind.
367
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:46,836
♪ This year ♪
368
00:26:50,214 --> 00:26:52,383
Just a little finishing touch.
369
00:26:53,467 --> 00:26:54,719
There you go.
370
00:26:56,304 --> 00:26:58,014
Come on, buddy!
371
00:26:59,181 --> 00:27:01,392
- What's going on?
- There he is.
372
00:27:02,184 --> 00:27:04,020
Got a little surprise for you.
373
00:27:04,020 --> 00:27:05,354
Three.
374
00:27:05,354 --> 00:27:07,064
- Hm...
- Two.
375
00:27:07,898 --> 00:27:10,860
One!
376
00:27:13,696 --> 00:27:15,448
No!
377
00:27:17,491 --> 00:27:18,326
Oh!
378
00:27:18,326 --> 00:27:20,661
Stop it. What are you--?
What are you doing?
379
00:27:20,661 --> 00:27:21,746
- Hey.
- No, stop it.
380
00:27:21,746 --> 00:27:24,248
He hates bright lights.
381
00:27:24,248 --> 00:27:26,709
- Who?
- The barn elf.
382
00:27:26,709 --> 00:27:28,711
The barn elf?
383
00:27:28,711 --> 00:27:32,631
Oh, it was part of that exhibition
at the museum.
384
00:27:32,631 --> 00:27:35,468
Yeah, he's real. And he lives right there.
385
00:27:36,469 --> 00:27:39,138
And if we treat him well,
he'll treat us well.
386
00:27:39,138 --> 00:27:41,182
And he hates this stuff.
387
00:27:41,182 --> 00:27:43,934
I'm sorry, I don't understand.
He hates decorations?
388
00:27:43,934 --> 00:27:48,189
No, he hates lights, he hates changes,
he hates loud noises.
389
00:27:48,189 --> 00:27:50,816
Ho-ho-ho!
390
00:27:50,816 --> 00:27:52,026
- Merry Christmas!
- Huh!
391
00:27:52,026 --> 00:27:53,819
Motion-activated!
392
00:27:54,695 --> 00:27:55,988
- Every time.
- Ho-ho-ho!
393
00:27:55,988 --> 00:27:58,157
- Works every time.
- Merry Christmas!
394
00:27:58,157 --> 00:28:00,493
What do you think, Nora?
It's just like being at home.
395
00:28:00,493 --> 00:28:02,870
- It's not so bad.
- Yay!
396
00:28:02,870 --> 00:28:04,622
That's my girl.
397
00:28:04,997 --> 00:28:09,293
Ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas!
398
00:28:09,293 --> 00:28:11,045
Ho-ho-ho!
399
00:28:11,045 --> 00:28:13,255
- Merry Christmas!
- You can wave anything in front of it.
400
00:28:14,799 --> 00:28:17,426
- Come try!
- Merry Christmas!
401
00:28:36,654 --> 00:28:40,491
Ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas!
402
00:29:05,975 --> 00:29:07,017
No, no.
403
00:29:08,477 --> 00:29:11,564
Why? What happened?
404
00:29:12,606 --> 00:29:13,691
What happened?
405
00:29:14,817 --> 00:29:15,985
Where's Santa?
406
00:29:17,236 --> 00:29:18,612
They took Santa!
407
00:29:20,614 --> 00:29:22,116
Dad, I'm so sorry.
408
00:29:22,116 --> 00:29:23,784
Ho-ho...
409
00:29:23,784 --> 00:29:25,077
Santa?
410
00:29:25,077 --> 00:29:27,788
Ho...
411
00:29:29,081 --> 00:29:35,504
- Merry Christmas!
- Santa?
412
00:29:35,504 --> 00:29:37,423
They killed him.
413
00:29:51,896 --> 00:29:54,482
So, what do you think happened, officer?
414
00:29:54,482 --> 00:29:56,275
Probably some kids, you know?
415
00:29:56,275 --> 00:29:58,986
The youth club closed, so they're bored.
416
00:29:58,986 --> 00:29:59,904
Hm.
417
00:30:00,613 --> 00:30:03,491
- Yeah.
- So, what are you gonna do about it?
418
00:30:03,491 --> 00:30:06,368
Yeah, what are you gonna do about it?
419
00:30:06,368 --> 00:30:08,245
I mean, kids will be kids, right?
420
00:30:08,245 --> 00:30:09,330
Yeah.
421
00:30:11,332 --> 00:30:16,212
No, I mean,
what are you going to do about it?
422
00:30:16,212 --> 00:30:17,338
Oh, yeah.
423
00:30:17,838 --> 00:30:20,090
I'm going
to swipe this area for fingerprints,
424
00:30:20,090 --> 00:30:22,843
and then I'll call the forensics,
and, uh...
425
00:30:24,512 --> 00:30:27,932
Oh, I'm just kidding.
I will look into it though.
426
00:30:27,932 --> 00:30:29,225
- Okay, great.
- Hey.
427
00:30:29,225 --> 00:30:31,185
- Thank you so much.
- No problem.
428
00:30:31,894 --> 00:30:34,063
- We're in good hands.
- You know what?
429
00:30:34,063 --> 00:30:37,566
It could be the moose,
coming back for revenge.
430
00:30:43,489 --> 00:30:44,865
You just let her go.
431
00:30:45,282 --> 00:30:46,575
- Huh?
- Why?
432
00:30:47,618 --> 00:30:49,995
She said she's gonna handle it.
She's gonna look into it.
433
00:30:49,995 --> 00:30:52,164
- That means "do nothing."
- No.
434
00:30:52,873 --> 00:30:56,085
Hey, you're in Norway now, okay?
435
00:30:56,085 --> 00:30:58,921
Nothing bad ever happens here.
436
00:31:06,512 --> 00:31:07,763
That looks good.
437
00:31:07,763 --> 00:31:09,515
- Hm?
- Yeah.
438
00:31:09,515 --> 00:31:12,560
Can't wait for our neighbors to see
all this hard work we're putting in.
439
00:31:13,852 --> 00:31:16,981
- What's wrong?
- What if nobody comes?
440
00:31:17,982 --> 00:31:19,775
What if we can't make new friends here?
441
00:31:19,775 --> 00:31:20,859
Hey.
442
00:31:22,695 --> 00:31:23,988
Happy Vision.
443
00:31:25,072 --> 00:31:28,075
You remember four years ago,
when I met you at your seminar?
444
00:31:28,075 --> 00:31:32,329
I was really struggling.
I was at the end of my rope.
445
00:31:32,329 --> 00:31:36,000
You gave me the tools to deal
with the most difficult time in my life.
446
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,169
That seminar completely changed my life.
447
00:31:39,169 --> 00:31:41,171
In many ways.
448
00:31:41,672 --> 00:31:42,756
You're right.
449
00:31:42,756 --> 00:31:44,258
Happy Vision.
450
00:31:44,258 --> 00:31:45,551
Hey, there she is.
451
00:31:45,551 --> 00:31:48,095
You put positive energy out
and you will attract--
452
00:31:48,095 --> 00:31:49,388
Oh, my God!
453
00:31:55,185 --> 00:31:57,479
- Anything broken?
- No, I'm fine, I'm fine.
454
00:31:57,479 --> 00:32:00,608
I must've dislodged it
when I was moving boxes.
455
00:32:00,608 --> 00:32:03,402
We gotta go.
The guests will be here in five hours,
456
00:32:03,402 --> 00:32:05,321
and we have to check
if you have a concussion.
457
00:32:05,321 --> 00:32:06,488
Okay.
458
00:32:12,119 --> 00:32:13,537
How could you do that?
459
00:32:13,537 --> 00:32:15,372
You almost killed my dad.
460
00:32:16,373 --> 00:32:18,334
I thought we were friends.
461
00:33:30,197 --> 00:33:32,574
Dear neigh-beers.
462
00:33:32,574 --> 00:33:38,539
My whale life, I have trumped
to get a concoction...
463
00:33:38,539 --> 00:33:39,623
What?
464
00:33:39,623 --> 00:33:40,958
...with my nuts.
465
00:33:40,958 --> 00:33:42,251
Honey.
466
00:33:42,251 --> 00:33:45,295
It meaning a lot much...
467
00:33:45,295 --> 00:33:46,588
Okay, uh, let's eat!
468
00:33:46,588 --> 00:33:48,257
- Dig in. Yeah.
- Yeah.
469
00:33:48,966 --> 00:33:50,801
I think that went pretty well.
470
00:33:56,306 --> 00:33:57,891
Use your knife, sweetie.
471
00:33:57,891 --> 00:33:59,518
Why is nobody talking?
472
00:34:00,394 --> 00:34:02,229
They just need to warm up.
473
00:34:05,315 --> 00:34:06,150
Okay.
474
00:34:11,363 --> 00:34:14,575
Merry Christmas!
475
00:34:20,164 --> 00:34:22,708
Norwegians are so friendly, huh?
476
00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:25,419
They just needed alcohol. Lots of it.
477
00:34:25,419 --> 00:34:27,296
- Who knew?
- Yeah. Cheers!
478
00:34:36,013 --> 00:34:40,517
♪ Killed Rudolph this Christmas... ♪
479
00:34:41,769 --> 00:34:43,604
Your mom lets you drink wine?
480
00:34:44,313 --> 00:34:47,566
Yeah, she says I'll get my hands
on alcohol anyway,
481
00:34:47,566 --> 00:34:50,944
so she'd just rather
I drink something safe.
482
00:34:51,779 --> 00:34:56,074
I got you, Bill. Billy.
483
00:34:56,074 --> 00:34:58,160
- Wasn't expecting the hug.
- Ah!
484
00:34:58,160 --> 00:34:59,870
It's very Norwegian.
485
00:34:59,870 --> 00:35:01,288
- A hug?
- Yeah.
486
00:35:01,288 --> 00:35:02,664
We do that too.
487
00:35:02,664 --> 00:35:04,958
- You want some?
- Sure.
488
00:35:05,959 --> 00:35:09,379
- This, I brew myself.
- Oh. Right.
489
00:35:09,379 --> 00:35:12,049
Don't go near an open flame
after you drink this stuff,
490
00:35:12,049 --> 00:35:12,966
I tell you that.
491
00:35:13,842 --> 00:35:15,886
- Maybe I don't drink it.
- You drink it.
492
00:35:15,886 --> 00:35:21,183
And so I pictured this happy life
in Norway, and here we are.
493
00:35:21,183 --> 00:35:23,393
- And we'll make it happen.
- Yeah.
494
00:35:23,393 --> 00:35:25,354
- Eventually.
- You are so brave.
495
00:35:25,354 --> 00:35:26,605
Thank you.
496
00:35:26,605 --> 00:35:29,274
I've always wanted to be an American.
497
00:35:29,274 --> 00:35:30,984
- I have a question.
- Yeah.
498
00:35:30,984 --> 00:35:34,321
- Have you ever been chased by the cops?
- No.
499
00:35:34,321 --> 00:35:39,076
You know, like a car chase or a foot chase
or, like, an escalator. Whatever.
500
00:35:39,076 --> 00:35:41,286
Why did you move to Norway?
501
00:35:41,286 --> 00:35:42,371
I don't know.
502
00:35:44,331 --> 00:35:48,418
I guess my dad just thought, um,
that if we moved somewhere else,
503
00:35:48,418 --> 00:35:52,214
we would just magically become
this big, happy family.
504
00:35:52,965 --> 00:35:55,843
- I have to admit, it hasn't been easy.
- Mm-hm. Yeah.
505
00:35:55,843 --> 00:35:58,720
And all the rumors and everything.
506
00:35:59,471 --> 00:36:00,305
Rumors?
507
00:36:00,889 --> 00:36:02,391
About the farm.
508
00:36:02,391 --> 00:36:03,851
That it's haunted.
509
00:36:05,185 --> 00:36:06,353
Very terrible.
510
00:36:16,613 --> 00:36:17,781
Hi.
511
00:36:21,034 --> 00:36:22,536
Can you give us a minute?
512
00:36:23,662 --> 00:36:25,163
- Okay.
- Thank you.
513
00:36:25,163 --> 00:36:26,582
See you later.
514
00:36:28,709 --> 00:36:29,710
Is that wine?
515
00:36:30,210 --> 00:36:31,962
- Mm-- Mm-mm.
- Oh.
516
00:36:36,758 --> 00:36:39,261
I know what you're going through.
517
00:36:39,261 --> 00:36:43,724
You know, moving can be so hard.
518
00:36:47,352 --> 00:36:51,690
Raymond, can I ask a huge favor?
519
00:36:52,816 --> 00:36:55,819
You want me to be Santa
on Christmas Eve, right?
520
00:36:55,819 --> 00:36:57,070
Yeah.
521
00:36:57,070 --> 00:36:58,405
Yes!
522
00:36:58,405 --> 00:37:00,949
I love being Santa on Christmas Eve.
523
00:37:02,451 --> 00:37:03,285
Great.
524
00:37:03,285 --> 00:37:07,331
I'm usually alone on Christmas anyway,
so I have nothing else to do.
525
00:37:07,331 --> 00:37:10,834
I mean, how do you even
make friends at my age?
526
00:37:10,834 --> 00:37:12,586
You are so lucky.
527
00:37:13,378 --> 00:37:18,258
It's so much easier when you're young
and gravity hasn't taken over.
528
00:37:21,178 --> 00:37:22,304
Are you okay?
529
00:37:23,889 --> 00:37:24,723
Ugh.
530
00:37:28,727 --> 00:37:30,103
The party's over!
531
00:37:32,230 --> 00:37:34,441
Please stop.
532
00:37:34,441 --> 00:37:35,943
You're making the elf mad.
533
00:37:35,943 --> 00:37:37,194
Lucas.
534
00:37:37,194 --> 00:37:38,612
Quiet, everyone!
535
00:37:40,489 --> 00:37:41,740
Are you kidding me?
536
00:37:43,116 --> 00:37:44,785
I can't believe this.
537
00:37:44,785 --> 00:37:47,037
I mean, you're not even 21.
538
00:37:51,083 --> 00:37:52,000
What?
539
00:37:54,252 --> 00:37:55,379
You're grounded.
540
00:37:57,089 --> 00:37:58,715
I'm already grounded!
541
00:37:58,715 --> 00:38:01,426
We're all fucking grounded anyway!
542
00:38:02,135 --> 00:38:05,514
Well, then your phone is confiscated.
543
00:38:06,515 --> 00:38:07,808
Until January.
544
00:38:09,476 --> 00:38:10,811
You're a monster.
545
00:38:14,940 --> 00:38:15,983
What?
546
00:38:15,983 --> 00:38:18,860
- She's your daughter.
- Yeah?
547
00:38:18,860 --> 00:38:21,113
Why don't you say something?
548
00:38:21,113 --> 00:38:22,322
Yeah.
549
00:38:22,322 --> 00:38:26,952
I agree with Carol, your mother. Stepmother.
550
00:38:32,082 --> 00:38:33,917
Hey. Um...
551
00:38:37,087 --> 00:38:41,425
You know, Lucas,
the things I told you about at the museum,
552
00:38:41,425 --> 00:38:43,301
about the barn elves...
553
00:38:43,301 --> 00:38:45,554
You see, barn elves,
554
00:38:46,304 --> 00:38:48,015
they aren't actually--
555
00:38:48,015 --> 00:38:51,685
They're making the elf mad,
and no one will listen to me.
556
00:38:52,269 --> 00:38:53,562
You have to help me.
557
00:38:58,108 --> 00:39:01,653
Well, if it's like you say, Lucas,
558
00:39:01,653 --> 00:39:05,407
then there's only one thing you can do.
559
00:39:05,407 --> 00:39:07,826
- What's that?
- On Christmas Eve,
560
00:39:07,826 --> 00:39:11,955
you must place a bowl of porridge
in the barn.
561
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:14,374
Porridge?
562
00:39:15,250 --> 00:39:16,585
Yes, it's a food.
563
00:39:17,502 --> 00:39:20,047
Porridge.
You make it out of different grains.
564
00:39:20,047 --> 00:39:22,549
Oat, wheat, corn, rice.
565
00:39:22,549 --> 00:39:25,093
And you cook it in milk and water. Porridge.
566
00:39:25,093 --> 00:39:27,304
I'm surprised
you don't know what porridge is.
567
00:39:27,304 --> 00:39:30,182
- I know what porridge is.
- Yeah, now you do.
568
00:39:30,182 --> 00:39:31,641
Because I explained it to you.
569
00:39:31,641 --> 00:39:34,603
Anyway, so on Christmas Eve,
570
00:39:34,603 --> 00:39:37,481
you make a bowl of rice porridge.
571
00:39:37,481 --> 00:39:38,565
- Okay?
- Okay.
572
00:39:38,565 --> 00:39:42,861
And you put cinnamon on top of it
and a bit of butter in the middle.
573
00:39:42,861 --> 00:39:45,280
- Mm-hm.
- And you place it out in the barn.
574
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:48,033
- Okay.
- Okay? You see, this is an ancient ritual.
575
00:39:48,033 --> 00:39:52,621
A sacred peace offering
between humans and elves.
576
00:39:52,621 --> 00:39:55,207
- Would this make the elf happy?
- Absolutely.
577
00:39:55,207 --> 00:39:58,627
As long as the elf gets his porridge,
all will be well.
578
00:40:00,587 --> 00:40:02,005
- Okay.
- Good.
579
00:40:02,005 --> 00:40:05,300
And now you also know what porridge is.
That's a bonus.
580
00:40:37,332 --> 00:40:38,333
Call the police.
581
00:40:39,751 --> 00:40:41,253
Okay. Be careful.
582
00:40:41,253 --> 00:40:42,337
Uh-huh.
583
00:41:13,076 --> 00:41:14,536
What the heck?
584
00:41:22,002 --> 00:41:23,795
Huh?
585
00:41:53,283 --> 00:41:54,784
Ow!
586
00:41:58,330 --> 00:41:59,164
Bill?
587
00:42:01,958 --> 00:42:03,001
Bill.
588
00:42:33,531 --> 00:42:34,532
Okay.
589
00:42:35,242 --> 00:42:37,911
Okay. Okay.
590
00:42:58,556 --> 00:42:59,641
Hello?
591
00:43:04,145 --> 00:43:05,105
Huh?
592
00:43:06,064 --> 00:43:08,108
Mom?
593
00:43:08,650 --> 00:43:10,944
Oh, my God.
594
00:43:17,701 --> 00:43:20,912
Wow. That's some party you've had here...
595
00:43:21,496 --> 00:43:24,499
that would be nice
to have been invited to.
596
00:43:24,499 --> 00:43:25,917
I'm just kidding.
597
00:43:25,917 --> 00:43:31,047
But it's, uh, easy to go a bit overboard
with the alcohol during Christmas times.
598
00:43:31,047 --> 00:43:33,842
- I've been there. We've all been there.
- Sure.
599
00:43:33,842 --> 00:43:34,801
We're sober.
600
00:43:34,801 --> 00:43:36,177
Mm-hm.
601
00:43:36,177 --> 00:43:38,513
Are you actually gonna do
some police work this time?
602
00:43:40,849 --> 00:43:43,560
You know, it could be a fox.
603
00:43:44,394 --> 00:43:46,062
- A fox?
- Yes.
604
00:43:46,062 --> 00:43:49,983
If the window was open
and you had a lot of food around,
605
00:43:49,983 --> 00:43:52,193
- it could be.
- In the house?
606
00:43:52,193 --> 00:43:55,071
You have Fox News, don't you?
607
00:43:55,071 --> 00:43:58,199
Or it could have been the ghost.
608
00:43:58,199 --> 00:44:00,327
Oh, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't be joking about that.
609
00:44:00,327 --> 00:44:01,453
- Yes.
- I'm so sorry.
610
00:44:01,453 --> 00:44:04,039
Thank you for your time.
We'll keep all the windows closed.
611
00:44:04,039 --> 00:44:06,916
Do that, okay?
And have a peaceful Christmas.
612
00:44:06,916 --> 00:44:09,919
Go easy on the booze
because of the kids and... Yeah.
613
00:44:09,919 --> 00:44:11,796
You know, all that.
614
00:44:11,796 --> 00:44:15,091
- Absolutely. Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
615
00:44:15,091 --> 00:44:17,969
- And don't drink and drive!
- Okay.
616
00:44:17,969 --> 00:44:19,554
Thank you.
617
00:44:19,554 --> 00:44:23,683
A fox, huh? That puts my mind at rest.
How about you?
618
00:44:33,109 --> 00:44:35,528
- Bill?
- Yeah?
619
00:44:37,405 --> 00:44:39,824
Why do people think the barn is haunted?
620
00:44:44,829 --> 00:44:45,997
{\an8}Lutefisk.
621
00:44:49,125 --> 00:44:52,087
You told me your uncle died after a fall.
622
00:44:52,670 --> 00:44:53,797
Is that true?
623
00:44:58,802 --> 00:45:00,136
Yeah. Yes.
624
00:45:01,554 --> 00:45:02,680
What happened?
625
00:45:03,473 --> 00:45:05,725
Okay.
626
00:45:06,810 --> 00:45:07,811
Okay.
627
00:45:09,437 --> 00:45:11,314
According to the police report,
628
00:45:11,314 --> 00:45:14,567
- Mm-hm.
- he was on the second floor of the barn,
629
00:45:14,567 --> 00:45:17,112
- Mm-hm.
- and he fell out of a window.
630
00:45:18,863 --> 00:45:24,536
And accidentally caught himself on fire.
631
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:26,121
What?
632
00:45:26,663 --> 00:45:30,125
He was trying to burn the barn down,
they think.
633
00:45:31,251 --> 00:45:33,670
Why would he want
to burn down the barn?
634
00:45:33,670 --> 00:45:34,963
I don't know.
635
00:45:34,963 --> 00:45:37,006
He was old and senile.
636
00:45:37,006 --> 00:45:39,175
They don't have therapy here.
637
00:45:39,175 --> 00:45:40,844
Why didn't you tell me?
638
00:45:41,469 --> 00:45:43,930
I was a little worried
about how you'd react.
639
00:45:43,930 --> 00:45:48,017
Look, it's nothing to get worked up over.
It was just a bizarre accident.
640
00:45:48,017 --> 00:45:52,272
All I know is that it's been one thing
after another ever since we got here.
641
00:45:52,272 --> 00:45:56,401
You can't be saying
that you think my uncle is haunting us?
642
00:45:56,401 --> 00:45:59,487
- We should never have come here.
- Calm down.
643
00:45:59,487 --> 00:46:02,157
- Don't get worked up over nothing.
- Nothing?
644
00:46:03,658 --> 00:46:06,327
I gave up everything to be here.
645
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,289
My friends, my career.
646
00:46:09,289 --> 00:46:11,916
I am worried about the children, Bill.
647
00:46:11,916 --> 00:46:14,252
Hey, they're fine.
648
00:46:14,252 --> 00:46:17,297
I know they'll adapt.
649
00:46:18,256 --> 00:46:19,382
I'm their father.
650
00:46:20,383 --> 00:46:24,220
Right. And I'm just the evil stepmom.
651
00:46:25,972 --> 00:46:28,516
That's not-- Those aren't my words.
652
00:46:28,516 --> 00:46:30,477
I didn't mean it that way.
653
00:46:32,270 --> 00:46:33,271
Carol.
654
00:47:02,634 --> 00:47:05,678
Ugh. What is that smell?
655
00:47:06,471 --> 00:47:07,931
Dinner is served.
656
00:47:07,931 --> 00:47:11,142
Here we are. For you, ladies.
657
00:47:11,142 --> 00:47:12,644
Uh...
658
00:47:12,644 --> 00:47:14,812
- Okay.
- What the fuck is that?
659
00:47:14,812 --> 00:47:15,897
Language.
660
00:47:15,897 --> 00:47:18,983
It is lutefisk.
661
00:47:18,983 --> 00:47:22,612
It is a traditional
Norwegian holiday dish.
662
00:47:22,612 --> 00:47:26,115
It's stockfish aged in lye for many days.
663
00:47:26,115 --> 00:47:31,538
That's why the odor is so delicious
and abundant. Hm?
664
00:47:32,372 --> 00:47:33,831
Old fish Jell-O?
665
00:47:33,831 --> 00:47:36,376
No. I mean...
666
00:47:36,376 --> 00:47:38,920
Uh, no, I'm not touching that.
That's not...
667
00:47:39,504 --> 00:47:40,547
Not happening.
668
00:47:42,090 --> 00:47:44,759
It's okay. We can enjoy it without her.
669
00:47:50,932 --> 00:47:52,141
It's okay.
670
00:47:55,311 --> 00:47:57,855
- Don't read at the table.
- Or what?
671
00:47:57,855 --> 00:48:01,150
What more could you possibly do
to punish me?
672
00:48:02,777 --> 00:48:04,320
It's okay.
673
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:05,697
Everybody dig in.
674
00:48:05,697 --> 00:48:07,824
Hm? Give it a try.
675
00:48:08,575 --> 00:48:10,243
You don't know till you try.
676
00:48:10,243 --> 00:48:11,160
Hm?
677
00:48:16,916 --> 00:48:18,084
What's that...?
678
00:48:23,214 --> 00:48:25,675
Good, huh, buddy?
679
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:33,725
Ooh.
680
00:48:33,725 --> 00:48:36,978
Boy, just living the Norwegian dream, huh?
681
00:48:38,271 --> 00:48:39,606
This is not a dream.
682
00:48:40,523 --> 00:48:42,942
This is hell, frozen over.
683
00:48:42,942 --> 00:48:44,986
Okay, not in front of the kids.
684
00:48:44,986 --> 00:48:46,070
Aw.
685
00:48:47,322 --> 00:48:49,198
What happened to Happy Vision?
686
00:48:50,158 --> 00:48:51,534
Yeah, Happy--
687
00:48:51,534 --> 00:48:55,622
{\an8}She still has Happy Vision.
Happy Vision is for everyone. We all...
688
00:48:55,622 --> 00:48:58,041
Fuck Happy Vision!
689
00:49:07,550 --> 00:49:12,263
Fuck Happy Vision. Fuck this stupid house.
Fuck this stupid country. Fuck it all!
690
00:49:18,269 --> 00:49:20,730
Mm-hm! Hm.
691
00:49:35,370 --> 00:49:36,621
Mmm.
692
00:49:38,581 --> 00:49:41,459
Mmm. Mmm.
693
00:49:43,211 --> 00:49:44,671
What are you doing?
694
00:49:45,254 --> 00:49:46,089
Hm?
695
00:49:49,592 --> 00:49:52,220
- I was hungry.
- That was for the barn elf.
696
00:49:53,096 --> 00:49:54,097
Whoops.
697
00:49:55,765 --> 00:49:58,393
Well, he would have loved it.
698
00:49:59,394 --> 00:50:00,645
It was delicious.
699
00:50:01,729 --> 00:50:03,481
That's all the porridge we had.
700
00:50:04,816 --> 00:50:07,485
That was our only chance
at having peace with the elf.
701
00:50:10,571 --> 00:50:13,449
Yes, of course. Yeah. Uh-huh.
702
00:50:13,449 --> 00:50:17,203
Buddy, we'll just have to make peace
with the elf another way.
703
00:50:18,204 --> 00:50:19,205
Okay?
704
00:50:27,171 --> 00:50:28,673
I brought you something.
705
00:50:29,716 --> 00:50:33,886
It isn't exactly porridge,
but it's something special.
706
00:50:36,889 --> 00:50:37,890
It's lutefisk.
707
00:50:40,101 --> 00:50:42,270
It's really, really yummy.
708
00:50:42,937 --> 00:50:43,938
Enjoy.
709
00:50:52,363 --> 00:50:54,198
Hm. Hm...
710
00:51:09,255 --> 00:51:10,506
Hm.
711
00:51:42,622 --> 00:51:45,541
Hyah! Whoa. Oh...
712
00:51:54,467 --> 00:51:55,760
Whoa!
713
00:51:56,844 --> 00:51:58,554
Ow.
714
00:52:07,980 --> 00:52:08,981
Lucas?
715
00:52:14,529 --> 00:52:15,905
Let the show begin.
716
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:22,286
Ho-ho-ho!
717
00:52:24,956 --> 00:52:26,457
Where are you going?
718
00:52:27,083 --> 00:52:30,878
Don't you want to go inside
and open some presents?
719
00:52:31,796 --> 00:52:33,548
Lucas, don't be afraid.
720
00:52:33,548 --> 00:52:35,132
It's just Santa Claus.
721
00:52:35,967 --> 00:52:37,885
Ho-ho-ho.
722
00:52:41,389 --> 00:52:43,474
Ah! Lucas, there you are.
723
00:52:44,517 --> 00:52:45,768
Come inside.
724
00:52:46,894 --> 00:52:48,521
Oh!
725
00:52:48,521 --> 00:52:52,275
What are you doing?
Let's go inside. It's freezing out here.
726
00:52:53,109 --> 00:52:56,487
Come on, let's go inside
and open some presents.
727
00:53:01,158 --> 00:53:02,702
Oh, my God.
728
00:53:05,746 --> 00:53:07,665
Oh... huh?
729
00:53:32,899 --> 00:53:36,444
Where is he?
Santa should have been here by now.
730
00:53:40,573 --> 00:53:42,366
Just gonna get some fresh air.
731
00:53:56,923 --> 00:53:57,757
Huh.
732
00:54:13,689 --> 00:54:14,690
Raymond?
733
00:54:22,031 --> 00:54:23,032
Raymond?
734
00:54:49,183 --> 00:54:50,309
We have to go.
735
00:54:51,352 --> 00:54:52,770
- Now.
- What happened?
736
00:54:53,270 --> 00:54:54,271
Just get up.
737
00:54:55,481 --> 00:54:57,566
We have to go now. Let's go!
738
00:54:57,566 --> 00:54:59,652
- What happened?
- Get in the car!
739
00:54:59,652 --> 00:55:01,821
- Go, go, go!
- Go! Go!
740
00:55:02,697 --> 00:55:05,032
- Go, go, go! Get in the car!
- Okay!
741
00:55:11,956 --> 00:55:14,250
- Bill, what is going on?
- It's not turning over.
742
00:55:14,250 --> 00:55:16,419
No, what is going on? What's happening?
743
00:55:16,419 --> 00:55:19,130
Raymond. I saw Raymond. He was just there.
744
00:55:19,130 --> 00:55:20,214
- He was...
- Okay.
745
00:55:20,214 --> 00:55:21,966
He was there, and he was--
746
00:55:21,966 --> 00:55:23,342
- Use your words!
- I'm--
747
00:55:26,470 --> 00:55:27,888
What is that?
748
00:55:31,642 --> 00:55:33,394
What? Oh, no.
749
00:55:39,942 --> 00:55:42,069
Drive! Drive! Go!
750
00:55:42,862 --> 00:55:44,905
What the hell is that?!
751
00:55:44,905 --> 00:55:46,032
It's the elf!
752
00:55:50,036 --> 00:55:51,245
Do something!
753
00:55:51,245 --> 00:55:53,289
The car won't turn on!
754
00:55:57,418 --> 00:55:59,170
Turn on the headlights!
755
00:55:59,795 --> 00:56:01,422
- Turn on the lights.
- Yeah.
756
00:56:03,507 --> 00:56:04,675
Run back to the house.
757
00:56:04,675 --> 00:56:06,677
- Go, kids, go.
- As fast as you can.
758
00:56:08,679 --> 00:56:09,764
- Let's go.
- Yeah.
759
00:56:10,431 --> 00:56:12,600
- Okay. We gotta call the cops.
- Yeah.
760
00:56:20,649 --> 00:56:22,610
Lucas was telling the truth.
761
00:56:23,194 --> 00:56:24,445
It's an elf.
762
00:56:24,445 --> 00:56:29,408
Maybe it's a child who ran away from home,
headed to a Nordic death metal festival.
763
00:56:30,493 --> 00:56:32,411
It has a beard, Bill.
764
00:56:32,411 --> 00:56:34,580
This isn't a fully flushed-out theory.
765
00:56:54,058 --> 00:56:56,685
Hm?
766
00:57:25,798 --> 00:57:27,591
Oh, my God.
767
00:57:30,845 --> 00:57:32,012
Oh, my God!
768
00:57:33,347 --> 00:57:35,015
Come on, get up.
We've gotta go now.
769
00:57:35,015 --> 00:57:37,434
- Let's go. Let's go this way.
- We've gotta go. Come on.
770
00:58:02,168 --> 00:58:03,502
Leave us alone!
771
00:58:04,128 --> 00:58:06,964
They don't speak English, honey.
They're Norwegian.
772
00:58:11,302 --> 00:58:12,386
I got it.
773
00:58:12,386 --> 00:58:16,348
Do you want snow shovel up to your ass?
774
00:58:17,641 --> 00:58:19,560
Huh?
775
00:58:20,603 --> 00:58:22,855
Honey, I don't think that worked.
776
00:58:22,855 --> 00:58:23,939
Nope.
777
00:58:52,593 --> 00:58:54,762
Stay away, stay away! Stay back!
778
00:59:16,075 --> 00:59:17,785
You little mother--
779
00:59:46,647 --> 00:59:47,982
Oh, God!
780
01:00:39,158 --> 01:00:40,534
Help!
781
01:00:41,618 --> 01:00:42,619
Lucas!
782
01:00:51,378 --> 01:00:52,921
I'm sorry about the porridge.
783
01:00:52,921 --> 01:00:54,381
Please don't kill me.
784
01:01:16,153 --> 01:01:17,404
Please don't kill me.
785
01:01:22,659 --> 01:01:23,744
You remember this?
786
01:01:25,079 --> 01:01:28,082
We'll follow the rules, I promise.
787
01:01:49,353 --> 01:01:50,187
Whoa.
788
01:01:58,904 --> 01:01:59,905
Let's go!
789
01:02:01,407 --> 01:02:02,491
Nora, Lucas!
790
01:02:13,001 --> 01:02:14,837
I can't hold them much longer!
791
01:02:14,837 --> 01:02:16,296
Keep them out!
792
01:02:21,802 --> 01:02:23,637
No, no, no!
793
01:02:37,734 --> 01:02:39,111
Get back!
794
01:02:53,041 --> 01:02:55,335
- Calm down.
- I'm so glad you're here.
795
01:02:56,420 --> 01:02:58,380
- Oh, yeah. Thank you.
- It's okay.
796
01:02:58,380 --> 01:03:01,967
If you could calm down
a little bit now, just...
797
01:03:01,967 --> 01:03:03,677
Okay, let's all calm down.
798
01:03:03,677 --> 01:03:04,595
- Yes.
- Yeah.
799
01:03:04,595 --> 01:03:07,389
- What's going on here?
- We are under attack.
800
01:03:07,931 --> 01:03:11,018
- You have to call for backup right now.
- Okay.
801
01:03:11,768 --> 01:03:15,147
Uh, the nearest police station
is quite a bit far away.
802
01:03:15,147 --> 01:03:17,274
It's like two hours.
Maybe more now in this weather.
803
01:03:17,274 --> 01:03:18,901
- But who's attacking you?
- Elves.
804
01:03:18,901 --> 01:03:22,446
Little elves with big, long beards
and pointy red hats.
805
01:03:22,446 --> 01:03:23,739
- Nisser?
- Very angry.
806
01:03:23,739 --> 01:03:26,074
- You're talking about nisser?
- Nisser?
807
01:03:26,658 --> 01:03:29,620
- Oh, yes, yes. The nisser, yes, yes!
- Oh, okay.
808
01:03:29,620 --> 01:03:31,371
- Yeah, exactly. Angry.
- Yeah.
809
01:03:31,371 --> 01:03:32,664
- Very angry.
- Kids?
810
01:03:33,290 --> 01:03:35,250
- Okay, listen to me, okay?
- Yeah.
811
01:03:35,250 --> 01:03:39,505
Nisser doesn't exist.
They're only in fairy tales, okay?
812
01:03:39,505 --> 01:03:41,673
- So you can just relax.
- What? They were here!
813
01:03:41,673 --> 01:03:44,384
I mean, it's a good prank, okay?
814
01:03:44,384 --> 01:03:46,470
- But you're drunk--
- Where's your gun?
815
01:03:47,012 --> 01:03:49,097
I don't have a gun.
816
01:03:49,097 --> 01:03:50,641
- What?
- What?!
817
01:03:50,641 --> 01:03:52,309
This is not America, okay?
818
01:03:52,309 --> 01:03:56,730
We don't run around, shoot people
in their faces and knees all the time.
819
01:03:56,730 --> 01:03:58,899
- You're not armed?
- I'm armed.
820
01:03:58,899 --> 01:04:02,319
Yes, I have a gun at the scooter.
821
01:04:02,319 --> 01:04:04,279
- Go get it. Go get it.
- Yeah. Now.
822
01:04:04,279 --> 01:04:08,158
Calm down, you crazy Americans.
It's Christmas Eve.
823
01:04:08,158 --> 01:04:11,954
I have a pork belly in the oven,
and I'm watching Love Actually.
824
01:04:11,954 --> 01:04:16,041
I'm at the point where the guy
is outside with the signs, you know?
825
01:04:16,041 --> 01:04:19,836
And I love that part,
so I just wanna go home now.
826
01:04:20,921 --> 01:04:23,048
But what the heck?
827
01:04:47,155 --> 01:04:49,074
Hey! Get off!
828
01:04:49,700 --> 01:04:51,076
Hey, stop!
829
01:04:51,702 --> 01:04:53,704
No, no, no!
830
01:04:53,704 --> 01:04:55,706
Stop! No!
831
01:05:13,181 --> 01:05:15,642
- Let's go. Come on, kids!
- Go, go, go! Get in.
832
01:05:59,645 --> 01:06:00,479
Huh?
833
01:06:02,898 --> 01:06:04,941
Ah...
834
01:06:18,246 --> 01:06:19,247
Oh, God.
835
01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:21,041
Oh, no.
836
01:06:21,041 --> 01:06:23,126
- Is this all right?
- Oh, God.
837
01:06:23,126 --> 01:06:25,962
- Lucas, come here, son.
- Yes.
838
01:06:27,589 --> 01:06:30,509
- I need you to do something for me, okay?
- Okay.
839
01:06:30,509 --> 01:06:32,135
I was bitten.
840
01:06:32,135 --> 01:06:34,429
So when I start to change,
841
01:06:34,971 --> 01:06:36,556
you have to kill me.
842
01:06:36,556 --> 01:06:39,810
- What?
- You're almost a man now. You can do this.
843
01:06:39,810 --> 01:06:42,104
Oh, no, no, no.
My phone's out of battery.
844
01:06:42,104 --> 01:06:44,398
- You have to kill me.
- Bill?
845
01:06:44,398 --> 01:06:46,358
- I can't become one of them.
- Bill.
846
01:06:46,358 --> 01:06:48,527
They're not zombies.
That's not how it works.
847
01:06:48,527 --> 01:06:50,362
You won't turn into one of them.
848
01:06:50,362 --> 01:06:51,697
- Bill!
- Huh?
849
01:06:51,697 --> 01:06:53,156
Where's your phone?
850
01:06:54,032 --> 01:06:55,409
It's charging downstairs.
851
01:06:55,409 --> 01:06:56,743
What about yours?
852
01:06:57,869 --> 01:07:00,664
You guys took it, remember?
853
01:08:22,913 --> 01:08:24,998
What are they doing down there?
854
01:08:24,998 --> 01:08:28,210
I don't know,
but it sounds like they're having a ball.
855
01:08:33,507 --> 01:08:34,758
I'm so sorry.
856
01:08:37,135 --> 01:08:38,512
This is all my fault.
857
01:08:42,974 --> 01:08:45,227
After your mom died...
858
01:08:46,937 --> 01:08:48,230
all that you went through...
859
01:08:49,272 --> 01:08:52,943
I promised myself I would never let
anything bad happen to you again.
860
01:08:54,069 --> 01:08:57,697
And I thought moving here was the answer.
861
01:08:59,407 --> 01:09:00,617
But I was wrong.
862
01:09:01,827 --> 01:09:03,703
Oh, God, I was wrong.
863
01:09:06,581 --> 01:09:09,125
- It's okay, Dad.
- Yeah, it is okay.
864
01:09:09,125 --> 01:09:10,919
It's not okay. I screw up!
865
01:09:11,878 --> 01:09:13,547
I screw up, that's what I do.
866
01:09:18,093 --> 01:09:21,388
♪ Santa Claus is coming ♪
867
01:09:21,388 --> 01:09:23,682
♪ Santa Claus is coming... ♪
868
01:09:41,408 --> 01:09:44,119
You know, it's not that bad.
869
01:09:45,996 --> 01:09:48,957
I mean, we've had worse Christmases.
870
01:09:50,750 --> 01:09:52,377
Okay, the first Christmas?
871
01:09:53,169 --> 01:09:54,838
When we got stuck at JFK?
872
01:09:55,589 --> 01:09:58,049
Yeah, and we ate McDonald's
and got food poisoning.
873
01:09:58,049 --> 01:09:59,426
Exactly.
874
01:09:59,426 --> 01:10:01,469
We took over the lavatory.
875
01:10:01,469 --> 01:10:04,055
We just kept swapping out,
each one of us going in.
876
01:10:04,055 --> 01:10:06,850
No one else in the whole airplane
got to use the bathroom.
877
01:10:06,850 --> 01:10:09,519
Yeah. And you threw up in my hair.
878
01:10:09,519 --> 01:10:11,646
- Twice.
- Yeah.
879
01:10:11,646 --> 01:10:13,648
What about last Christmas,
880
01:10:13,648 --> 01:10:17,068
when Grandma brought
her new lover, Stefan?
881
01:10:17,068 --> 01:10:19,237
- Oh, God.
- Stefan.
882
01:10:19,237 --> 01:10:21,698
They could not keep
their hands off each other, huh?
883
01:10:21,698 --> 01:10:24,576
- At least you guys didn't walk in on them.
- Yes, I did.
884
01:10:25,619 --> 01:10:27,078
Oh, no. You walked in on them too?
885
01:10:27,078 --> 01:10:29,289
Yeah, twice.
886
01:10:34,753 --> 01:10:36,755
♪ Come take me away ♪
887
01:10:54,439 --> 01:10:56,733
Okay, we have to get help.
888
01:10:56,733 --> 01:10:59,235
The guy at the museum lives
on the other side of the road.
889
01:11:00,612 --> 01:11:03,031
You know,
I don't know if I can go anywhere.
890
01:11:03,031 --> 01:11:05,492
Well, Raymond's kick-sled is out front.
891
01:11:05,492 --> 01:11:08,411
I think it's all downhill from here.
I can make it.
892
01:11:08,411 --> 01:11:11,039
- I'll come with you.
- Okay.
893
01:11:11,039 --> 01:11:12,123
Let's go, Dad.
894
01:11:14,084 --> 01:11:15,168
- Be careful.
- Okay.
895
01:11:18,380 --> 01:11:19,673
- Good luck.
- Okay.
896
01:11:19,673 --> 01:11:22,258
Whoa!
897
01:11:22,258 --> 01:11:23,969
Ow.
898
01:11:25,887 --> 01:11:26,888
Ow.
899
01:11:48,576 --> 01:11:49,411
Go, go, go.
900
01:11:50,286 --> 01:11:51,287
Go.
901
01:11:54,624 --> 01:11:56,251
They saw us. Let's go!
902
01:11:56,251 --> 01:11:58,420
- Dad, faster!
- Go, go, go!
903
01:12:02,340 --> 01:12:03,717
Come on, Dad. Faster!
904
01:12:03,717 --> 01:12:06,344
- Run, run, run! Faster!
- Go, Dad! Go!
905
01:12:11,224 --> 01:12:14,936
Okay, we need to be prepared
in case they come for us.
906
01:12:14,936 --> 01:12:16,146
Any ideas?
907
01:12:16,855 --> 01:12:18,189
Fire seemed pretty effective.
908
01:12:18,189 --> 01:12:20,108
Do you have anything flammable
in your room?
909
01:12:21,443 --> 01:12:24,738
I might have a bottle of moonshine.
910
01:12:26,072 --> 01:12:29,576
We need to have a talk
about that later. But perfect.
911
01:12:57,479 --> 01:12:58,938
They have saw blades?
912
01:13:03,068 --> 01:13:04,819
Oh!
913
01:13:09,032 --> 01:13:10,033
Here they come.
914
01:13:27,383 --> 01:13:28,551
Pick up the pace!
915
01:13:46,861 --> 01:13:48,655
- I think we lost them.
- Yeah.
916
01:13:49,989 --> 01:13:51,366
- There you go.
- Okay.
917
01:13:52,617 --> 01:13:53,743
Hm?
918
01:14:20,061 --> 01:14:22,230
Shit.
919
01:14:40,039 --> 01:14:42,709
- Hey, these things are pretty fun.
- Yeah.
920
01:14:42,709 --> 01:14:45,211
Yeah!
921
01:14:50,341 --> 01:14:53,094
Oh, no, no, no!
We definitely didn't lose them.
922
01:14:55,346 --> 01:14:56,723
Oh, God, you're right.
923
01:14:58,600 --> 01:15:00,685
Brake, brake! Brake!
924
01:15:00,685 --> 01:15:02,145
It's back for revenge!
925
01:15:26,961 --> 01:15:28,838
- Okay?
- Yeah.
926
01:15:30,006 --> 01:15:32,133
- Is that a house?
- I think so.
927
01:15:33,301 --> 01:15:34,135
Come on.
928
01:15:40,099 --> 01:15:41,392
I'm so sorry.
929
01:15:43,186 --> 01:15:44,312
For what?
930
01:15:44,312 --> 01:15:46,856
I know you've never accepted me
as your mother.
931
01:15:47,941 --> 01:15:49,442
And that you hate me.
932
01:15:49,442 --> 01:15:51,819
And that's okay. I just...
933
01:15:51,819 --> 01:15:53,655
You know, I just wish...
934
01:15:55,114 --> 01:15:57,492
Carol, I don't hate you.
935
01:15:58,409 --> 01:15:59,786
I'm 16.
936
01:16:00,620 --> 01:16:03,206
You know, I'm a teenager.
That's what teenagers do.
937
01:16:03,206 --> 01:16:05,333
We torture our parents.
938
01:16:06,417 --> 01:16:10,088
It actually just means
that I've accepted you a long time ago.
939
01:16:10,088 --> 01:16:12,590
Oh.
940
01:16:12,590 --> 01:16:14,008
Oh, okay.
941
01:16:21,557 --> 01:16:24,310
Well, as your mother,
942
01:16:24,811 --> 01:16:27,188
I just wanna say you can be
a real bitch sometimes.
943
01:16:29,691 --> 01:16:30,692
Fair enough.
944
01:17:02,557 --> 01:17:04,559
Stay back. Stay back, stay back.
945
01:17:05,351 --> 01:17:06,978
Be careful, be careful.
946
01:17:09,188 --> 01:17:10,982
Be careful, Carol. Be careful!
947
01:17:10,982 --> 01:17:13,443
Run, run! Get help!
948
01:17:13,443 --> 01:17:15,278
- You sure?
- Yes! Get your coat. Go!
949
01:17:16,279 --> 01:17:18,114
I'm right behind you, honey. Go!
950
01:17:22,785 --> 01:17:23,870
Okay.
951
01:17:24,537 --> 01:17:25,788
Okay.
952
01:17:27,415 --> 01:17:28,416
Nice elves.
953
01:17:28,958 --> 01:17:30,209
Stay.
954
01:17:33,421 --> 01:17:36,632
Get back! Get back! Get back, you little--
955
01:17:42,138 --> 01:17:43,264
Oh, my God.
956
01:18:20,676 --> 01:18:22,011
Stay back!
957
01:19:29,078 --> 01:19:30,830
Mom!
958
01:19:51,309 --> 01:19:52,768
Think happy thoughts.
959
01:20:36,604 --> 01:20:38,105
Ah!
960
01:21:01,170 --> 01:21:02,213
Oh, thank God.
961
01:21:02,213 --> 01:21:03,756
We need your help.
962
01:21:03,756 --> 01:21:05,508
Okay. What happened?
963
01:21:05,508 --> 01:21:07,009
- Angry elves.
- Yes.
964
01:21:07,552 --> 01:21:11,013
- Uh... [chuckles] Elves?
- They're real. They're trying to kill us.
965
01:21:11,013 --> 01:21:14,183
Carol and Nora are still there.
We have to save them.
966
01:21:14,183 --> 01:21:15,434
Uh...
967
01:21:18,604 --> 01:21:22,316
Do you think you could wait to answer
your Christmas calls until later?
968
01:21:22,316 --> 01:21:23,818
But it's you.
969
01:21:25,736 --> 01:21:26,946
- May I?
- Look.
970
01:21:26,946 --> 01:21:28,406
You are here, so...
971
01:21:28,406 --> 01:21:30,199
- Hello?
- They took her.
972
01:21:30,908 --> 01:21:32,785
- Bill, they took Nora!
- What?
973
01:21:32,785 --> 01:21:34,745
- I don't know where she is.
- Oh, no.
974
01:21:34,745 --> 01:21:36,872
- I can't find her.
- Oh, Jesus.
975
01:21:36,872 --> 01:21:37,957
I'm sorry.
976
01:21:38,791 --> 01:21:39,667
Uh...
977
01:21:41,752 --> 01:21:43,796
Carol? Shit!
978
01:21:43,796 --> 01:21:46,424
She's gonna be okay, bud.
She's gonna be okay, buddy.
979
01:21:46,424 --> 01:21:49,885
- Uh, call the policewoman right now.
- She's dead.
980
01:21:49,885 --> 01:21:51,637
The sheriff is dead. We watched her die.
981
01:21:51,637 --> 01:21:53,931
- Uh... what?
- Do you have a gun?
982
01:21:53,931 --> 01:21:55,516
Do you have a gun?
983
01:21:55,516 --> 01:21:57,435
No, no, no. I don't have any guns.
984
01:21:57,435 --> 01:22:00,688
- Why doesn't anyone here have guns?
- Because this isn't America.
985
01:22:00,688 --> 01:22:03,357
We don't go around
and shoot each other in the face.
986
01:22:04,358 --> 01:22:07,028
You see, in Norway,
we believe in dialogue,
987
01:22:07,028 --> 01:22:09,530
hearing each other,
"What do you want?" "What do I want?"
988
01:22:09,530 --> 01:22:11,699
"Let's meet at the middle."
Finding solutions.
989
01:22:11,699 --> 01:22:14,744
Like the Oslo Agreement.
Have you ever heard of the Oslo Agreement?
990
01:22:14,744 --> 01:22:15,661
No.
991
01:22:15,661 --> 01:22:19,957
We negotiated peace between Israel
and the Palestinian people.
992
01:22:19,957 --> 01:22:23,044
- Sir--
- And, uh, it didn't last, but--
993
01:22:23,044 --> 01:22:25,504
Okay! Thank you for the information.
994
01:22:25,504 --> 01:22:27,214
Do you have a car? We need it.
995
01:22:27,214 --> 01:22:28,633
Yes, I have.
996
01:22:28,633 --> 01:22:31,719
Will you drive us
to save my wife and daughter, please?
997
01:22:31,719 --> 01:22:33,179
Absolutely.
998
01:22:33,179 --> 01:22:35,097
Great. Let's go.
999
01:22:35,097 --> 01:22:37,683
I will just go and get the keys
in the kitchen.
1000
01:22:37,683 --> 01:22:38,768
Thank you.
1001
01:22:38,768 --> 01:22:42,396
And I need to put on
some winter clothes. It's, uh--
1002
01:22:42,396 --> 01:22:44,065
- Will you please hurry up?
- Yes.
1003
01:22:45,775 --> 01:22:46,859
Go faster, please.
1004
01:22:46,859 --> 01:22:50,196
Yes, but I have to take it
a little bit slowly...
1005
01:22:50,821 --> 01:22:53,491
because it's not legal
to drink and drive here in Norway.
1006
01:22:53,491 --> 01:22:56,035
And I have drunken
two liters of alcohol already.
1007
01:23:00,164 --> 01:23:01,707
Be quiet. They could be anywhere.
1008
01:23:09,090 --> 01:23:11,133
What the motherfucker?
1009
01:23:13,344 --> 01:23:14,178
Oi.
1010
01:23:40,788 --> 01:23:41,789
They're real.
1011
01:23:44,625 --> 01:23:46,001
They definitely are.
1012
01:23:50,881 --> 01:23:53,509
What on earth did you do
to make them so mad?
1013
01:23:54,885 --> 01:23:56,387
We broke all the rules.
1014
01:23:57,304 --> 01:23:58,764
What? All of them?
1015
01:23:59,432 --> 01:24:00,266
Yep.
1016
01:24:03,561 --> 01:24:04,562
Oi, oi, oi, oi.
1017
01:24:12,778 --> 01:24:13,696
Oh...
1018
01:24:22,204 --> 01:24:23,539
Oi, oi, oi, oi.
1019
01:24:43,225 --> 01:24:45,770
Okay. Okay, let's go.
1020
01:24:50,900 --> 01:24:52,526
You think Mom and Nora are down there?
1021
01:24:53,110 --> 01:24:54,278
Shit.
1022
01:24:55,279 --> 01:24:57,531
- Okay, careful, buddy.
- Okay.
1023
01:25:07,625 --> 01:25:08,793
I'm not surprised.
1024
01:25:10,628 --> 01:25:14,381
For hundreds of years,
humans and elves have been friends.
1025
01:25:15,341 --> 01:25:18,010
We fed them, they helped us.
1026
01:25:18,010 --> 01:25:20,638
I can only imagine their frustration.
1027
01:25:21,931 --> 01:25:22,932
Poor elves.
1028
01:25:23,432 --> 01:25:24,934
Whose side are you on?
1029
01:25:24,934 --> 01:25:26,185
What do you mean, "sides"?
1030
01:25:26,185 --> 01:25:29,522
When negotiating a peace,
it's important to understand both sides.
1031
01:25:30,898 --> 01:25:33,567
Raymond is dead, the sheriff is dead.
1032
01:25:33,567 --> 01:25:35,820
- There's no peace.
- So, what's the alternative?
1033
01:25:35,820 --> 01:25:38,614
We kill them, they kill us,
until there's no one left?
1034
01:25:39,281 --> 01:25:41,283
This isn't Detroit, Bill.
1035
01:25:46,121 --> 01:25:48,749
- Have you ever heard of Mother Teresa?
- Okay, shut up.
1036
01:26:20,114 --> 01:26:21,866
- Oh, my God.
- Mom!
1037
01:26:23,909 --> 01:26:26,287
- Nora!
- Lucas!
1038
01:26:26,287 --> 01:26:27,955
- Nora!
- Lucas!
1039
01:26:29,498 --> 01:26:30,332
Mom!
1040
01:26:31,417 --> 01:26:32,251
Honey.
1041
01:26:32,251 --> 01:26:33,961
Oh, my God, you're alive.
1042
01:26:36,422 --> 01:26:38,173
- Oh, sweetie.
- Untie us.
1043
01:26:38,173 --> 01:26:39,508
I'm trying, I'm trying.
1044
01:26:41,260 --> 01:26:43,554
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, no, no.
1045
01:26:50,144 --> 01:26:53,647
What, they have guns now? What...?
1046
01:27:02,698 --> 01:27:06,076
My name is... Tor Åge.
1047
01:27:10,956 --> 01:27:13,500
My name is Tor Åge.
1048
01:27:18,672 --> 01:27:21,508
I think if we can sit down...
1049
01:27:22,801 --> 01:27:24,929
and talk to each other,
1050
01:27:24,929 --> 01:27:26,513
we can find a solution...
1051
01:27:28,015 --> 01:27:30,768
that fits both sides.
1052
01:27:37,608 --> 01:27:39,818
Have you heard about the Oslo Agreement?
1053
01:27:45,824 --> 01:27:48,410
It's a peace agreement between Israel--
1054
01:27:50,996 --> 01:27:53,457
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- No!
1055
01:28:29,410 --> 01:28:30,953
- Bill!
- I'm trying.
1056
01:28:30,953 --> 01:28:32,413
Try harder!
1057
01:28:32,413 --> 01:28:34,373
I'm trying as hard as I can!
1058
01:28:49,054 --> 01:28:51,557
- What are you doing?
- Mom, Dad! He's a friend!
1059
01:28:57,479 --> 01:29:00,733
Come on, come on, come on!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
1060
01:29:08,032 --> 01:29:09,700
Motherfuck--
1061
01:29:31,722 --> 01:29:32,890
Hurry!
1062
01:29:40,272 --> 01:29:42,941
Why does he have the only gun in Norway?
1063
01:29:46,779 --> 01:29:47,613
Uh...
1064
01:29:49,823 --> 01:29:51,909
No, no. Oh, no.
1065
01:29:57,164 --> 01:29:57,998
Oh, my God.
1066
01:29:59,500 --> 01:30:01,376
Okay. It's okay.
1067
01:30:11,637 --> 01:30:13,764
Stay back! Stay back!
1068
01:30:34,034 --> 01:30:36,703
Up the ladder. Quick!
1069
01:30:41,208 --> 01:30:42,084
Stay back!
1070
01:30:42,084 --> 01:30:43,877
- Hurry up!
- I'm coming, I'm coming.
1071
01:30:57,766 --> 01:31:00,102
Let's go! Let's go!
1072
01:31:05,691 --> 01:31:06,900
Come on, Dad.
1073
01:31:10,737 --> 01:31:12,072
Nora, what are you doing?
1074
01:31:12,739 --> 01:31:14,825
- Guys, come on. Let's go!
- Come on!
1075
01:31:14,825 --> 01:31:16,118
I got this.
1076
01:31:26,128 --> 01:31:27,754
We got this. You go.
1077
01:31:30,632 --> 01:31:31,758
Go!
1078
01:31:31,758 --> 01:31:32,759
Okay.
1079
01:32:02,497 --> 01:32:04,708
Merry Christmas, you little fuckers.
1080
01:32:18,972 --> 01:32:20,390
- Oh, shit.
- Let's go!
1081
01:32:39,243 --> 01:32:40,410
- You did it!
- Yeah.
1082
01:32:41,620 --> 01:32:43,914
- Are you okay? Oh, God.
- You all right?
1083
01:32:43,914 --> 01:32:45,540
Oh, thank God.
1084
01:32:55,092 --> 01:32:56,885
There goes the happy barn.
1085
01:32:57,636 --> 01:32:59,346
Yeah. Well...
1086
01:33:07,813 --> 01:33:08,814
Hey, guys!
1087
01:33:09,481 --> 01:33:10,816
I'm fine.
1088
01:33:10,816 --> 01:33:12,442
No, no, no. No danger.
1089
01:33:12,442 --> 01:33:15,445
These guys won't harm you.
They want peace.
1090
01:33:15,445 --> 01:33:17,281
Yes, I knew it.
1091
01:33:17,864 --> 01:33:21,785
All it took was a little bit of dialogue,
a little bit of mutual understanding,
1092
01:33:21,785 --> 01:33:24,079
and we came to a peaceful agreement.
1093
01:33:25,163 --> 01:33:26,164
Right, guys?
1094
01:33:26,164 --> 01:33:27,958
We had a long, friendly chat--
1095
01:33:28,834 --> 01:33:31,044
Ow!
1096
01:33:37,884 --> 01:33:41,221
So why are you burning down the barn?
1097
01:33:42,931 --> 01:33:45,392
It was either us or them, so...
1098
01:33:49,813 --> 01:33:51,940
Poor little guy.
1099
01:33:52,899 --> 01:33:54,526
He's lost his home now, so...
1100
01:33:56,778 --> 01:33:58,196
where's he supposed to go?
1101
01:34:02,659 --> 01:34:03,952
Can he live with us?
1102
01:34:04,828 --> 01:34:06,621
Honey, he can't stay here.
1103
01:34:07,247 --> 01:34:09,291
We'd just piss him off again.
1104
01:34:10,334 --> 01:34:12,169
Yeah, sorry, buddy. Your mom's right.
1105
01:34:28,143 --> 01:34:28,977
Huh?
1106
01:34:29,728 --> 01:34:30,562
What?
1107
01:34:33,565 --> 01:34:34,900
So here we are.
1108
01:34:35,567 --> 01:34:37,569
Welcome to my museum.
1109
01:34:38,528 --> 01:34:44,284
As you see, really old-fashioned,
simple houses with no electricity.
1110
01:34:44,284 --> 01:34:46,703
And absolutely no visitors.
1111
01:34:46,703 --> 01:34:50,165
So peaceful and quiet.
It's perfect for an elf.
1112
01:34:50,165 --> 01:34:51,583
And you're an elf.
1113
01:34:55,128 --> 01:34:58,006
I'll see you around... friend.
1114
01:34:59,007 --> 01:35:00,133
Mm-hm.
1115
01:35:04,096 --> 01:35:07,432
You have to promise me
you'll take good care of him.
1116
01:35:07,432 --> 01:35:08,850
It will be an honor.
1117
01:35:10,143 --> 01:35:13,146
Like 20 minutes ago,
we were all trying to kill each other,
1118
01:35:13,146 --> 01:35:15,440
but sure, let's all be friends now.
1119
01:35:15,440 --> 01:35:17,692
- Fuck me.
- Oh!
1120
01:35:18,360 --> 01:35:19,194
- Look.
- What?
1121
01:35:19,194 --> 01:35:20,821
What the hell?
1122
01:35:23,073 --> 01:35:26,159
Wow!
1123
01:35:26,159 --> 01:35:29,913
It's happening.
It's happening. I love it here.
1124
01:35:42,175 --> 01:35:43,593
When all is said and done...
1125
01:35:45,178 --> 01:35:47,556
this was a pretty good Christmas.
1126
01:35:49,850 --> 01:35:52,602
- Are you kidding?
- It was a nightmare, Dad.
1127
01:35:52,602 --> 01:35:54,229
People died.
1128
01:35:54,229 --> 01:35:55,856
Yes, I know, sure.
1129
01:35:55,856 --> 01:35:57,357
But look at us, huh?
1130
01:35:58,024 --> 01:35:59,860
As a family, we all bonded.
1131
01:36:00,694 --> 01:36:02,028
That's priceless.
1132
01:36:05,115 --> 01:36:09,035
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ The snow's coming down ♪
1133
01:36:09,035 --> 01:36:12,539
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ I'm watching it fall ♪
1134
01:36:12,539 --> 01:36:17,043
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ Lots of people around ♪
1135
01:36:17,043 --> 01:36:20,755
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ Baby, please come home ♪
1136
01:36:20,755 --> 01:36:24,843
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ The church bells in town ♪
1137
01:36:24,843 --> 01:36:28,805
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ All ringing in song ♪
1138
01:36:28,805 --> 01:36:32,726
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ Full of happy sounds ♪
1139
01:36:32,726 --> 01:36:36,688
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ Baby, please come home ♪
1140
01:36:36,688 --> 01:36:40,650
{\an8}♪ They're singing "Deck the Halls" ♪
1141
01:36:41,276 --> 01:36:44,613
{\an8}♪ But it's not like Christmas at all ♪
1142
01:36:45,238 --> 01:36:48,492
♪ 'Cause I remember when you were here ♪
1143
01:36:49,117 --> 01:36:52,621
♪ And all the fun we had last year ♪
1144
01:36:52,621 --> 01:36:56,374
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ Pretty lights on the tree ♪
1145
01:36:56,374 --> 01:37:00,420
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ I'm watching them shine ♪
1146
01:37:00,420 --> 01:37:04,341
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ You should be here with me ♪
1147
01:37:04,341 --> 01:37:08,637
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ Baby, please come home ♪
1148
01:37:24,611 --> 01:37:28,031
♪ They're singing "Deck the Halls" ♪
1149
01:37:28,573 --> 01:37:31,952
♪ But it's not like Christmas at all ♪
1150
01:37:32,452 --> 01:37:35,956
♪ 'Cause I remember when you were here ♪
1151
01:37:36,456 --> 01:37:39,876
♪ And all the fun we had last year ♪
1152
01:37:39,876 --> 01:37:43,672
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ If there was a way ♪
1153
01:37:43,672 --> 01:37:47,717
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ I'd hold back this tear ♪
1154
01:37:47,717 --> 01:37:51,721
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ But it's Christmas day ♪
1155
01:37:51,721 --> 01:37:55,559
- ♪ Please, Please ♪
- ♪ Please, Please ♪
1156
01:37:55,559 --> 01:37:59,646
- ♪ Please, please, please, please ♪
- ♪ Please, please, please, please ♪
1157
01:37:59,646 --> 01:38:02,399
- ♪ Please, please ♪
- ♪ Baby, please come home ♪
1158
01:38:02,399 --> 01:38:13,702
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ Baby, please come home ♪
1159
01:38:13,702 --> 01:38:17,122
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1160
01:38:17,122 --> 01:38:21,042
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ Oh, please, baby ♪
1161
01:38:21,042 --> 01:38:25,005
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ Please come home ♪
1162
01:38:25,005 --> 01:38:27,882
♪ Christmas ♪
1163
01:38:28,466 --> 01:38:33,138
♪ Christmas ♪
1164
01:38:36,016 --> 01:38:40,729
♪ There's snow on the road
And it's icy cold ♪
1165
01:38:40,729 --> 01:38:44,983
♪ I can't wait to see your face
As soon as I get home ♪
1166
01:38:44,983 --> 01:38:50,030
♪ Got the car fully packed
Filled with presents, in fact ♪
1167
01:38:50,030 --> 01:38:53,992
♪ Got a tree on the roof
Driving giddy, like a ten-year-old ♪
1168
01:38:53,992 --> 01:38:57,037
- ♪ But then bang ♪
- ♪ Bang ♪
1169
01:38:57,037 --> 01:38:59,331
- ♪ Bang ♪
- ♪ Bang ♪
1170
01:38:59,331 --> 01:39:03,710
♪ Bang, I hear something
Oh, damn ♪
1171
01:39:03,710 --> 01:39:08,256
♪ Oh, dear, oh, dear
What's in my rearview mirror? ♪
1172
01:39:08,256 --> 01:39:10,842
♪ A moose or a deer? Oh! ♪
1173
01:39:10,842 --> 01:39:17,932
♪ I think I killed Rudolph
This Christmas ♪
1174
01:39:17,932 --> 01:39:20,101
♪ Ice on the road
Blood on the snow ♪
1175
01:39:20,101 --> 01:39:26,941
♪ Think that I killed Rudolph
This Christmas ♪
1176
01:39:26,941 --> 01:39:29,235
♪ I saw the nose
Red and it glows ♪
1177
01:39:29,235 --> 01:39:32,781
♪ Head, it explodes
Dead on my hood ♪
1178
01:39:32,781 --> 01:39:38,161
♪ This ain't good
I'm sorry, dear Santa ♪
1179
01:39:38,161 --> 01:39:45,168
♪ I think I killed Rudolph
This Christmas ♪
1180
01:39:45,168 --> 01:39:48,296
♪ I hope you can still find your way ♪
1181
01:39:50,048 --> 01:39:54,177
- ♪ Bang ♪
- ♪ Bang ♪
1182
01:39:54,177 --> 01:39:57,722
♪ Bang, I hear something
Oh, damn-- ♪
76781
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