All language subtitles for Even Angels Eat Beans 1973 - Full Action,

Look!

It's Angel!

Shut up!

O'Donnell! Now!

Come on, boys, come out!

Everything is fine.
- Ok, you can go.

I said, "You can go."

If they don't want to leave...
- Hey guys, come here!

Angel! It's you?
- What are you doing around here?

You know, we were scouting around here by chance.
You know how.

Yes, I know how it is.

John, how's the family?
- The… The family?

Yes, I say brats.
I heard they had mumps.

Ah! It's all over now, they're fine.

This pleases me.

Tim, how are your old folks doing?

You know how old people are.
They always have some aches and pains.

You are their only support, right?
- Already.

Then it better concern you.

You shouldn't be walking around, man.
There is humidity.

Now we should go.
- Wait a minute, guys. I forgot.

By chance, you saw a Rolls-Royce
yellow car following a truck?

Have you seen this yellow Rolls?
- No.

No, we haven't seen her.

Gentleman…
- I know I know,

These are hard times, there is no work,
the crisis, the family.

I know all this, but what can I do?

I also keep a hundred
of employees with large families

and you don't want to pay me bribes?

But we're not here to talk business,
but to say goodbye to Sam Levi,

mysteriously murdered
from my men for not paying.

Goodbye, Sam.

Don't worry
for your wife and your beautiful daughters.

I will place them in one of my houses,
they will be loved and protected.

And now, rest in peace.

If you can.

The samurai!
- Go.

Great samurai,
the raiders attacked the village.

They burned the huts,
kidnapped the women.

They took Elisa away
and the children. Help!

Ah!
- Ah!

Hey, young men!

You have ruined yourselves.

So, what do we want to do?

Ah!

No. Not like that, son. It's not done like that.

That blow you felt is a Hatikoto.

One of the most difficult shots.

And there were only two of us left
to know the secret.

Hatikoto.

What does it mean in your language,
great Naka-kata?

In my language it means:
“Boiled Octopus Shot.”

In fact, he who is affected
from a Hatikoto,

it goes down like a thrown boiled octopus
from a fifth floor, my sweet son.

Why don't you teach me too, master?

Because if I taught you, we wouldn't be anymore
two to know the Hatikoto, but three.

Naka-kata, I remind you that if I didn't have you
saved your life when you were about to drown,

there would only be one person
to learn about Hatikoto.

But I feed you.

With a cup of boiled rice a day.
- I also gave you an honest job.

Yes, but it's still
a bit little in exchange for life, right?

We Japanese don't give weight to life.

Ah! So why were you asking for help
when were you about to drown?

And so be it.

I'll teach you.

But remember: open your eyes
and fix the movements in your mind.

Because the ancient rules of this art

impose that the Hatikoto
be performed only once.

And only
some rare genius manages to understand it.

Okay. Only once.

You forget the greeting.
- Oh.

Oh God, what is it?

Ugly son of a slut.
- You were saying, sweet son?

I was saying that so, at first glance,
it would seem like an unfair move.

And it is, in fact. After all, the octopus
it is a notoriously treacherous creature.

I invented a coup too

and I would
the judgment of a master like you.

It would be a great honor for me.
- Well!

It's called "The Flower with Two Petals".
- Beautiful name.

And how do you execute your shot?
- It's based on surprise, of course.

Allow?

The hands should be arranged like this.

As?
- Then, legs apart. As.

Excellent.

Now close your eyes
for the necessary concentration

and think about your deceased, it will help you.

Ah!

Quick to me! Kill him!

What happened, great Naka-kata?
What did they do to you?

Quick, break his spine!
- Exaggerated!

Sayonara!

Sandwiches.

Hot dogs.

Sandwiches.

Hot dogs. Sandwiches.

Hot dogs. Breads…
- Ah!

That was it right there.

Have you gone crazy?
- What are you doing? You'll be crazy!

You slapped me! To me?
- I'll give it to you now!

Give me a hand, friend. I am hungry.

Not one hand. A sausage! It's the same?

Doctor, hurry! The transfusion!

So, understood, bison.
You're going down like a sack of potatoes tonight.

Or mysterious
there will only be your disappearance.

You know you're not funny?

Angelo bet
a few thousand on your opponents.

And Angelo never lost.

He will lose tonight.
- I say no.

How much is my share?
- Life isn't enough for you?

Look, you know the bag
it all goes to the winner.

And if I lose this fight I will be finished
to draw saints on the sidewalks.

So I want my share.
- The choice is yours: either your bag or your life.

Disappear.

Better for you if you go down tonight.
- Get lost!

My God!
- Quick, oxygen!

Attention, please!

We'll see soon
the terrible ravenous tigers

against the undefeated
mysterious Man of mystery.

It will be a hell of a fight
and tonight is not excluded

some mother will mourn the body.

Three against one.

The whole bag goes to the winner.

Seconds out!

Get out!

Go mystery!
- Get out!

Come on, Mystery, come on!
Tear those three to pieces!

You don't hit the kidneys! Naughty!

Go, Mystery!

There's no point in getting so hot.
That will go down like a sack of potatoes.

Let's bet a couple of bucks then!
- She's gone.

With a couple of guys like that
we would solve the bribe problem.

You said it, boss!

Come back, champion, are you afraid?
- Shut up! Be more polite instead!

Hey!

Mystery!

One two three four.

Come on! Get ready to pay, buddy!

Rude!

Come on!

It is forbidden…

Back, I gotta count it! Backwards!

It mustn't go down now,
I'm having fun.

Street!

One two three.

Come on!

Hitting on the forehead is prohibited.

This is not your corner, get out of here!
- And stop it.

Tell him to go down next take.
- Okay.

Get out!

Listen, Angelo said if you show him
how do you make a good hole in the ring.

Come on, you're doing well! Continues!

In this shot that sack of potatoes
it will go down like a sack of beans.

If you're so sure, why
Won't you put another two big bucks on it?

You're covered.
- Very good!

You said it wrong, my friend.

Back, I have to count.
Let me count.

Collect your bets, it's done now.
- Please, out with the bucks.

After you!

No!

Here's the winner!

Stop it, Anica!

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

I want to see it!
A thousand dollars to whoever takes off his mask!

Okay, boss.

Hey, what are you doing?

Attention! A thousand dollars to the lever
the mask to the Mystery Man!

I repeat! A thousand dollars!

Get the $1,000 ready, man!

Here you are!

All scoundrels out!

The mask, please!

Take it!
- Catch him!

Thank you.

Pay attention!

I think we'll do great things, you and me.

Thus speak men of good will.

Are you mad at me?
-Didn't you say you want to do great things?

Yes, but I was thinking…
- To him, right?

No, to that.

But don't you know it's the same?

He is in everything,
everywhere, in every man.

It may be as you say, but I don't...

Sin!
- If you have sinned you can redeem yourself!

May I know what you want from me?
- I want to save your soul!

But do they always laugh?
- Certain! I am at peace with the Spirit.

They have renounced sin
and they live by good deeds.

Ah! You understood what foxes!
- Join us and you will be safe, brother!

Embrace our cause,
redeem yourself and kiss our flag!

I will cleanse you from original sin,
cause of evils,

and you will have a roof to shelter yourself
and a bean soup to refresh you.

Is there also bean soup?
- As much as you want.

So, I almost redeem myself!

Hurry up, brothers. Put down the tools
and let's start the distribution.

Beggars!

Brothers, feed yourselves with the word of the righteous!

Come on, brother,
get in line with the others.

Blessed are the poor because they are thin
and they will pass through the eye of the needle.

Are you better than us?
- Come forward!

No, I'm bigger.
- Come forward, brothers!

Do you laugh too?
- Don't envy those who have a lot.

Think about those who have less than you.
- Yes.

Come on, big brother,
let your companions pass!

They too are in need
of love and hope.

Listen, brothers,
the voice of the savior,

the voice of him
who will cleanse us from all sin.

More beans?

What are you complaining about, brother?
Even angels eat beans.

And you can feel it.

Don't ask too much, don't be obsessed.
He who asks too much will have nothing!

Get over it, brother.
- Maybe I'm bothering you?

No, it's just that
you broke them... My eardrums.

Give to Caesar what is Caesar's!

And to God what is God's!

Your thoughts
let them be joyful in praising the Lord.

Excuse me.

However! Stop!
Stop, this is your brother.

Probably, my father
he worked hard in his time.

Listen, bison... I'll send you to draw
the saints on the sidewalks, you know?

I'm not
like Angelo's men, me! Bison!

What were you saying about Angelo?

I... Good thing I'm not
one of Angelo's men.

I barred the door to the changing rooms
when they were chasing you. Memories?

I thought I had seen it before
your muzzle somewhere.

Leaves!
- Now I'll save you so we're even.

Well done.
- You quit, huh?

Calm down, stay calm! There's something for everyone!

You can know
why were you crushing them to me?

To see if you have temper,
as well as strength.

You see, I'm looking for a partner.

To do?

Money. Are you interested?

Not if they are few.
- There will be a lot of them.

But I had the idea and so
51 percent of the shares will be mine.

All right, let's hear about it.

So, I thought that…

Pig…

What would you like to do?

I'll bone them like turkeys
on Thanksgiving!

But no, think for a moment.
If he lets you know, you're screwed.

Angelo is a devil.
That doesn't forgive, you murderer.

And do you think I should sketch?
I want to get back in the ring.

But you can not
as long as Angelo is around.

And then we can earn much more
without breaking your bones, right?

I'm the one who breaks them!

I know, but those guys
they've never seen your face.

They're not looking for you,
they are looking for men for the gang.

They are looking for children of good mothers
willing to do anything. Not tough guys like us.

Why would you be tough?

One day I will tell you my story.

It's scary.
- Already!

I'm not kidding, man.

At that time…

Are you willing to let those guys hire you?

Think, partner.

Beautiful girls, lots of money,
whiskey galore, cars.

There's only one thing
that pays off nowadays: crime.

What's your name?

Shall we do Charlie?

Yes, Charlie is fine.

Brothers, peace, please!

Shall we lend a hand to the cops?

Please calm down, brothers!

However!

Who is?

Don't beat yourself up, the Supreme doesn't approve!

Not a bad boy, huh?

Even the buffalo gets by.

Go.

It's done.

Ignore them.

Hey, you!

Are you telling us?

We like you.

Nothing nothing they were…

I know a guy
who would like to meet two guys like you.

We know two such
who would like to meet that guy.

So, you can see it
to arrange a meeting.

And how are we doing with birdseed?

Two lettuces and ten percent
of alms plus expenses.

You have to feel good.
- We were paid better.

Tell me by whom.
- We have little memory for names.

We like you.

You've already said this,
but he stands still with his hands

if you don't want to find yourself with an empty sleeve
pinned on the shoulder.

The boss will also like you.
- By the way, who pays?

Always a cheerful guy.
- Let's have this laugh.

Let's meet tonight at Smoky Joe's.
- Okay!

Done. Cheerful partner,
life begins tonight at Smoky Joe's!

By the way, do you know where it is?
- No, but we'll ask someone.

Excuse me, do you know where Smoky Joe is?
- No, where is he?

View? We will find it.

Hey! Men's clothes!

Let's go on foot,
we don't take the elevator.

Good thing it's cold.

From tomorrow we will be warm.

This walk
I'll put it on Angelo's behalf.

You will have time to present your account to him.

Let's go. Now Smoky Joe
It shouldn't be far away.

Yes, you've been saying this since this morning.

Do you mind?
- No!

What's up?

Look, it's them!

So?
- Let's go?

Stay calm.
- But I'm very calm.

We want to go?
- Stay calm.

You did it to him!

Don't raise dust, friend!
You have arrived now!

It's been since this morning
that we follow you step by step.

We would have caught you like mice
on cheese, if we wanted.

We like you!

You already told us,
but keep your paws to yourself

if you don't want to go around with both of them
the empty sleeves pinned on the shoulders.

I don't see the cheerful one. Where?

He's at home, he's changed his mind.
After all, he often does it.

He says it's difficult to tend to him like this
an ambush. The boss is a fox.

Then we have to go
to find us in his lair, is that right?

You guessed.

Let's go.

Stop it, Jim!

Cobra, how did it go?
- Well, they know the job.

The boss wanted to know
if you would have gotten away with it.

Wait a minute, he's busy.

He is testing the new armored machine.
He avoids going out when he can.

The boss is a fox.

We can go.

Who I am?
- New family members, perhaps.

Lay down the artillery.
- We don't have any, our hands are enough for us.

We see.

The new salt crushers have arrived.

Hey!

It's platinum.

A gift from friends
for his 25th murder.

Is the boss always so cheerful?
- He's not cheerful, on the contrary.

So why are you laughing?
- A facial paralysis.

The roast.

What do you want?
- The roast!

The roast!

Good.

All right.

It's a precaution.

An anonymous person let me know
that they would poison me with cyanide.

And cyanide only leaves four seconds.

Maybe he wrote the letter.

He? No, he is illiterate.

Ah! You wouldn't think so.

Come.

Guys tell me you're tough.

And not even a little.

How and when you started the profession.
- Huh?

When did you start?

As a kid.

I stole flower wreaths from the cemetery
and I resold them to florists who I then robbed.

At gunpoint, of course.
- Ah! Not bad!

And you how?
- Who, me?

If I think about it
I start laughing like crazy.

Don't think about it and make us laugh.

I helped the old and disabled
to cross the road

and in full traffic
I snatched his purse and wallet

and left them there like idiots.

They played a similar prank on my old man.

But this happened
a long time ago in Ireland.

Are you Irish?
- Thoroughbred, boss.

I don't like the Irish.

They are Catholic and Protestant, too.

It is true. Not all, though.
There are also a lot of good people.

Cobra tells me
that you have heavy hands.

It's our bread, boss.

Now we'll see.

Call Embroidery and Stonehead.

They are my best debt collectors.
Pretty bad, if you like, but good.

Hey, be careful.
They have no sense of humor.

How about?
- Do you need them, boss?

If they stay standing.

It's difficult.

I'll break the wardrobe.

He told you "Closet".

Call the carpenter!

Hey, I didn't see it. Let me see it again.
- Yes Boss.

Not bad.

Welcome to the family, guys.
- Thanks boss.

Now listen to me.
First, baths and massages.

The muscles
must be kept in operation.

Take care of your bodies, guys.

It is an important material
of our profession.

I want my men
they are like jaguars on the prowl.

You must always be in shape,
ready to shoot at any time.

Day and night.

I don't know what to do with rusty men.

Those are fine
to work with the Colosimo family.

Besides, I want my men
always be elegant.

You have to blend in
with the so-called "Respectable" people.

Therefore, take care of the crease of your trousers,
take care of the cut,

take care of your neck and shirt.

I want classy men, very classy.

Not like those beggars
of the Colosimo family.

You must inspire confidence in the insured.

Our organization offers the best.

And remind customers
that our motto is:

"Pay and shut up, shut up and pay."

Once this is done, you will go
to practice shooting at the cop.

Listen to me,
I am very demanding on this point.

I consider it fundamental.

Don't economize on lead,
we have plenty of it.

We are not the Colosimo family.

We have an arsenal that envies us
even the US Army.

Drill the shapes,
shoot until your hands break.

And when the time comes to use
weapons, remember that mercy is dead.

When you are ready, go to the checkout.

You will have an engagement bonus
and a cash fund to bribe the honest

which, thank goodness, are few.

But those few get paid well.

Money is for everyone,
but you have to earn it.

You will start tonight
in a clandestine nightclub.

Be careful with roulette. Lucky ones
they talk too much and are dangerous.

So pulse, understand?
- Don't worry, boss.

I guarantee you are hired
just the right men.

I know, but the Irish
I still don't like them.

Everything is under control.

What the hell are you doing?
- Nothing, I was coming down.

Hi dear!
- Anyone you know?

No, but every now and then
you have to say hello to someone.

So, just to show
that you are known, that you are the master.

I'm going to roulette.
You keep an eye on the shack.

Okay!

Done.

Hey there!

Hey!

How are you doing, old boy?

The usual.

Please.

How good is water when you are thirsty!
- He's right.

Get up.

I told you, "Get up."

Disappear.

Eighteen.
- Hurray!

How is it going?
- Damn, he's got terrible luck.

For you, joy.
- Thanks, darling.

He makes his aunt work.
- She slipped from five and ended up on 18.

One hundred dollars on the 18th.

He insists on 18, huh?

Certainly, my friend, on the 18th.
I feel like it will come out again.

I don't think so, sir.
I think the high five will come out this time.

And why on earth?

Because after the 18th,
usually, the high five comes out.

Maybe, but I insist on 18,
I feel like it will come out again.

Do you want to bet?
- No.

Hurry up, people! Rien goes plus,
as they say in France.

That is, don't try!

Well done!

What is your name?
- Huh?

What is your name?
- Nasca.

Bite me, huh?

You won't escape me.

You are mine.

The leg.

Sorry.

You enchanted me.

Champagne for everyone, on the house!

See that heel?

Good luck to you!
Is this how you control things?

She's a customer, she wanted to dance and so...

Stop offering drinks to squinzie
that you meet. We're in trouble.

The roulette contraption
he's stuck, spewing dollars.

Your bar tab
It looks like a war debt.

What do we tell Angelo?
- Yes, what can we tell him?

Come on, come with me to the roulette.
- You want to play?

No, there's a guy who wins too much.

Eighteen.

Here you are! Grow and multiply.

I'll handle that.
- Thank you sweetie.

Skip it.
- Let's have fun, huh?

I would like to see,
I just won 10,000 dollars.

My wife died ten days ago
and I am in the company of these angels.

Please, gentlemen, bet.

Of course! There you go, $100 on the 18th.

Why not 1,000?

Of course! Here you go 1,000!

Another 2,000 no, sir?
- Another 2,000? Here it is.

Ready!

Everyone stay still.

Here we are.

Get the number.

Shut up!
- What would "There is no number" be like?

What does it mean?

Shut up. Rather pay the suspended man at the bar.
- Suspended at the bar? What the hell are you talking about?

This guy is trying to be a bully!
- Shut up or I'll break your face!

Don't you know who I am? I am…

You are an old screen,
but it doesn't attack us. Did you understand?

This is for the hanging man at the bar.

Put your paws down if you don't want to reach
your wife too quickly.

Now you're exaggerating.
- Ah, you're his sidekick!

I'll destroy you, you know? I destroy you!
- Put your hands down!

You will spend the rest of your life
to regret what you did today.

Stubborn, huh?
- Yes, stubborn!

Who did you go
to beat among so many people?

Senator O'Riordan, a politician
that he promised his voters

to make a clean sweep of anonymous people.

A cuckold son of cuckolds
who declared war on me.

You're right, boss. But when he…

When he kept saying
that you always laugh for no reason...

What he said?
- You're laughing for no reason.

Charlie was really turned on.

You should have killed him!
- I thought about it, boss, but...

He decided to do it without witnesses.

It's an idea, but after the elections.

Yes, you will after the election.

I'll get him elected first
and then you kill him, huh?

Elections when…

Don't worry, I'll tell you
when the time comes.

It's just that he can't wait to make it longer.

In the meantime what do we do?

Better you stay
away from the nightclub for a while.

Boss, they could replace
Embroidery and Stone Head.

They put them out of action
and we are late with the bribes.

Every now and then you have an idea. Come with me.

Walk!
- Leave me!

Here it is.
I give you Little Italy to start with.

Don't let my villagers take pity on you.
They are artists in this genre.

They are capable of inventing
the most incredible excuses for not paying.

I know them very well.
I know every thought in their mind.

I grew up there.

Don't worry, boss.
We'll go there with a heavy hand.

Well. One more thing, be careful.

This is 12th Street. It's the border
between our area and that of the Colosimos.

The north sidewalk is ours,
the southern one is theirs.

The road in the middle belongs to no one.

Be careful not to cross the border,
war would break out.

And the cops would like nothing else.

Damn cops.
- Which, coincidentally, are all Irish.

Hey, you have the same build
of a bastard who…

Yes, it's true, we look alike, but it's not me.

Ok, get the needles
and go and earn your bread.

Okay.

What do we give him?

We can make two spaghetti.

With tomato sauce?
- Yes.

Let's make spaghetti.

Those poor children
they were left without a father.

Where is Giovanniello?
- Rests.

Ah, rest! Look'!

Blessed is he who can afford it
to rest during the day.

Do you want to see it? Do you want to see?
- Yes.

Come with me. Enter this way.

Come.

How beautiful! Look, it looks alive!

Giova, these gentlemen have come
to cry for you. Do you want to answer or not?

How could you die like this?
Without warning, I say.

But does this seem right to you?

But how beautiful? How beautiful it is!

It seems alive.

Do you allow?

What an actor, huh?

Okay, get it over with.

At that time…

Do you think you can go straight with us?

It tastes like amaretto.

He's really dead.

Poor people.

Have you seen
what a piece of man I have lost!

And Giovanni loved me!
And he loved America too!

And he told us that you would help us.
- All right.

And now
He's been gone for five days!

We don't have money for the funeral!
We are poor, help us!

If she lets go of my hand, I'll help her.

Your hand, please, I should go.

These Americans will be cuckolded,
but they have a heart like that!

Of course!

Adelina!

But how do you make a dead man pay?

If he had been alive
he would have paid, I tell you.

You lost your handkerchief.

Thank you.

But what is this stench?
- I do not know.

I wouldn't want you to believe it
that you're having a bad time.

Are you from the Gas company?
- No, we're from the insurance company.

And I am ruined, I assure you.

And so do we.
- The pipe.

Here, suck.

Come on! As long as there is life there is hope.

Here, about the gas bill.

Excuse me.

This will pay off for everyone.
- You can count on it.

Hey!

Do you want?
- It's 15 bucks, man.

Fifteen dollars?
- Yes, 15 dollars.

You're three weeks late
on payments. And Angelo…

Angel…
- Already. Angel.

I understand.

Angel.
- Angel.

Angel.
- He understood this.

Are you in a lot of pain, love?
- No.

Here we go again!

Who are these?

Angelo's debt collectors,
But do not worry.

Instead, worry, woman!
Come on, get up and stop coaxing.

And you, friend,
stretch 15 pieces and quickly.

Hey, I'm talking to you!
- With me?

Already.
- But if I don't have a cent!

I haven't seen a dollar in weeks.

Poor thing! And would you expect us to believe you?
- It is the truth.

Yes? And what is he doing up there?
Change of air?

You don't know what to answer, huh?

All the same, these emigrants.

It would be a princely test
in their favor for every court.

I know the code, me.

Don't get fooled.
These people study them all to…

Look!
- You eat peaches out of season, huh?

This is expensive stuff.
Get the money out and without fuss!

Don't worry, love.

If you kill us now,
right now, you're doing us a favor.

It's three days
who always eats this bone.

Look what's here!

Well done my baby!

Put him on the potty.

Good, little one.

Here I am Love. Here I am.

These guys are seriously hungry.

You say?

Look at them.

All four together
they won't even weigh 80 kilos.

So?

Nothing.

I was just thinking…

Ok, but hurry up.

Move!

Every good American family

should have the photograph
of General Custer at the wall.

Why don't you sit down?
- No, thanks, I've been up until now.

Exactly, I say.

What's the name of the bomber?
- Charlie.

It's a very beautiful name, isn't it?

But we call it…

As?
- Small.

Me too when I was little
I was so little.

Help me.

Hey, look!

Here you are.

Spaghetti.

It is for you.

Now drink milk, huh?

I, I…

We…

I do not find the words.

It's okay, don't look for them.

Oh no!

You know, sometimes life makes us do things that…

Look, don't tell anyone
that we are from a special police force.

I'll come back to see you.
So we'll see if the child improves.

In short… I mean if it digests well.

Do not give your child healthy oranges.

Thank you sir.

Word of honor that I will reciprocate.

I don't know how, but I will reciprocate.

Let's hope we don't reduce ourselves to the bone.

And you dry your drool and let's go.

I wish you well, ma'am.
- Gra…

Let's eat, love!

It can't be squeezed
money to those who don't have any.

Real.

How do we do this evening with Angelo?

Get an idea. It's you
that you have the majority of the shares, right?

Do you have a reason to be cheerful?

I found the money, look there.
It would solve our problem.

Do you believe that…

And there is no danger that…
- No.

Leave the engine running.

You are right.

Tell the truth, it's your first bank, right?

I attacked bars, petrol stations,
but never real banks.

It's a whole other technique.

Look, when we're inside,

"This is a robbery",
I'll say it, if you don't mind.

I have more experience.

Disappear.

One moment…

This is a robbery.

Hands up!

Keep calm.

Fill it up, you.

Here you are.
- Only three dollars?

Get busy, quick!

And get up!

It's empty!

We were closing due to bankruptcy.

If you stick your face out, you're done for.

Please don't call the police.
They would make us delay closing.

He told us wrong, but maybe in another…
- "It's a whole different technique", huh?

They must be Colosimo's men.

Let's go?
- Are you crazy?

They don't know we work
for Smile, they don't know us.

No, I don't agree.
Come on, let's go.

Look, "51 percent."

You don't think about taking a brother for a walk
you idiot are happy with an ice cream, right?

The ice cream? But what does ice cream have to do with it?

I want to know
what do you have against ice cream.

If we don't bring tonight
the 1000 dollars of bribes to Allegria,

we will become ice creams
in the morgue refrigerators.

You say?
- I say.

Then propose…
- I propose.

If war breaks out, what will we do?

Nothing explodes.

We could make him believe he is
independents, don't you think?

This is an idea.

Ready? I am Judas. Lieutenant McKintosh,
I give you $30 news.

Angelo's men have trespassed.

I don't work and if I don't work I don't earn money.

At that time?

But how do I do it?
Toothpicks are not sold.

People don't eat
and therefore does not clean his teeth.

Money.
- Here, all I have is these.

And try to be punctual with your payments.

Permit?
- No.

Don't try it, guys,
or I'll blow your brains out.

Damn jackals! My money!

We got you
with a mouse in his mouth, huh?

You're the police, right?
- How dare you?

We are also in the profession.
It went badly for you, guys.

No, it went well.
- Yes, it went well!

Here you go, boss.

So do my villagers
they didn't manage to move you, eh?

Yes, at first they tried, but then…

Charlie gave him his blessing.

And then those
they filled up their pants.

You did a really good job.
Little Italy is a very difficult area.

Who are you telling, boss?

Saint Patrick Orphanage.

It's Judas, boss.

Breathless.

Yes?

Are you sure?

Okay.

Tell the cashier
that he give the usual 30 dollars to Judas.

Do you know him?
- Down from? I do not think so.

I think I've heard of it, but I don't know
whether it is the same person.

He's an informant.

No, it's not him.
What I say was a traitor.

He told me that you have trespassed and sent
Colosimo's tax collectors at the hospital.

Did he say that?
- Yes like this.

Look, that's not just a shower head,
but also a great son of unknown parents.

Why?
- Why?

Why?
- Sonny, the boss says "Why".

And tell him!

We didn't want to tell you
to avoid a war, but…

But they were the ones who trespassed.
We saw them milking our cows.

No!
- Yes!

When we told him
that you would have made him pay dearly,

they responded
that Don Colosimo would have you…

Would he have me?

It would have made you want to…
- You should have killed them!

There were too many cops around.
Didn't Judas tell you this?

I'll show Colosimo
who is the master here.

Their car is still
on 12th street? Well, take it.

Go home
Senator O'Riordan and kill him.

Do I kill him?
- Yes, you'll kill him! And leave the car there.

A cop who works for us will say
of having seen two of Colosimo flee.

You! Go to the hospital
and shut the mouths of those two bastards.

I'll shut those two's mouths...
- Yes.

Try to do it
before McKintosh questions them.

MackIntosh?
- Already. He's a cop who knows a lot.

Pick up some lettuce at the register
and disappear for a few days.

You can swear by that!

Arrange a meeting with the heads of families.

Colosimo broke the Treaty of Chicago.

These silencers are not bad!
- Yes, they're fine.

They are also very light.

So, you have to become a senator.
- Of course.

Is this your first time killing?
- Outside the ring, you mean?

Of course, outside the ring.
- No and you?

As? I already told you, didn't I?

You would tremble if I told you…
- Do not tell me.

Ten magazines for the 44,
half a dozen hand grenades,

four sticks and an accountant.

Do you have to play a prank on someone?

What do you take?
- The usual, that is, the one he takes.

What game do they play?
- They test the new silencers. Do you want some?

Yes, give me one.

So in the hospital... No one will hear me.

I am sure.

Happy Holidays.
- Thank you.

Do you want a ride to 12th?
- No, we might attract attention.

Yes you are right.
Where will we meet after work?

Better to separate for a while.
- It seems right.

HI.
- HI.

Bastards!

But how do you kill a man?

Saint Paul Hospital, please.

Saint Paul hospital here.

Be careful, tonight
they will try to kill him…

One moment please.

Ready?

Ready? Ready?
- Yes?

Who's talking?
- MackIntosh listening.

Mack… Be careful.

Tonight they will try
to kill Colosimo's men.

Surround the hospital, put
many men on guard, dozens of men.

Who's talking?
- A friend.

Dude, you called too late.
They've already done away with those two.

What?
- Yes, they stuffed them with lead!

But it wasn't me.
I swear to you, I had nothing to do with it.

I was at home when they killed them.
I have an iron alibi. I had nothing to do with it.

Oh mama!

No, I don't like that.
Even if he is a politician.

In the ring it would have been a joke,
but like this, without a good bag…

I look at the house, I make noise,

and I will tell Angelo that there was a cloud
of cops and then I will make them understand that...

Hey, what happened?

Senator O'Riordan.
You know, the Democratic candidate?

Well?

They found him
dead as a doornail in the pool.

No!
- Yes. Are you a Republican too, eh?

A bit'.
- It's a political crime.

I know more than one person who would
willingly killed that possessed old man.

I know one too.

Hey, you guys, clear out!
Come on, circular!

But where were you, lieutenant?
- At the hospital, what happened?

O'Riordan. They found him dead.
- Who, when and where?

The gardener, half an hour ago in the swimming pool.

Drowning. It's strange, the old man
he was a diving champion in his day.

This time it went badly for him,
the pool was empty.

What did the doctor say?

Which the senator gave a great head butt.

Isn't there any clue?

No, nothing, except a peel
of banana on the edge of the pool.

I want to know everything about that peel.
Where did it grow, when was it imported,

who sold and bought it,

and the habits of those who ate it. Okay?
- Yes.

Boss, how did it go at the hospital?
Did Colosimo's men sing?

You would sing
with a head full of lead?

You love me.

Grandpa?

No.

Making ice cream is an art.

The secret is in the amount of salt
around the tub.

You have to give the right degree of cold
so that the ice cream rises without freezing.

A cold, so to speak…
- From the morgue.

Yes, more or less.
Hey! How come you're here? Greetings!

You know, I was passing by here...

And I wanted to know
how's our bomber?

A little better.
- That's better.

A little better?

Look!
- How good! Good boy!

And this is nothing!

Take a look!

It's crazy, huh?

It's a great pleasure to see you again.
Thanks to you we have started again…

To pull the chain.

Also, but above all
I was able to start working again.

Two breaking news.
The underworld has struck again.

Two of the Colosimo gang were
murdered tonight at Saint Paul hospital

by one or more killers who pulped them
with shots fired at point blank range.

MackIntosh, at the press conference,
he said there are elements

to think that among the victims
and there was bad blood between the murderers.

He's right.

O'Riordan was found dead tonight
in the swimming pool of his villa

with a cracked skull.

Detectives are investigating

on a mysterious banana peel
found by the pool.

Accidental or subtle death
and ferocious plan of anonymous murderers

that the senator was fighting?

This is the mystery
which MackIntosh hopes to resolve.

Let's resume our program.

What a world!

Come on, be careful! Direct, hook!

I've always liked brats!

You're staying with us for dinner, right?
- If I don't bother...

At all! My daughter and your friend
they made spaghetti with meatballs

and a really good raspberry ice cream!

Raspberry ice cream?

He made the ice cream,
I just helped him.

Come on, children, to the table!

Even you who belong
to the special forces of the police...

Will you participate in the investigation?

Yes, indirectly.
- Indirectly?

I would say
that we are up to our necks in it.

You're up to your neck in it.
This is his case.

Enjoy your meal!

Good good good. Here it is.

Enjoy your meal.

They are al dente.
- School them.

Stay calm.

Enjoy your meal.

Condolences from Angelo!

Let's go!

A card.
- Two for me.

One for me.

Abandoned Childhood Institute.

Okay.

It was Angelo, all good around here.

Calm! It's the postman,
it always rings twice.

Greetings from Colosimo.

We caught him on the tram, lieutenant.

This time
no one can take four days from you.

Wakes up!

Down from!
- Yes.

MackIntosh here. As? As?

No!

Angelo's clandestine distillery
she blew up with eight of hers.

I told you that sooner or later
we would have found that distillery.

Down from?
- Yes?

MackIntosh here.

Well, make do.

Put two per cell, buy
some ice and place them in the corridor.

Cursed!

The morgue. They have no place anymore.

They bought some ice
and placed them in the corridor.

It's an idea.

A couple more rounds like this
and the city will be cleansed.

It would be a big problem for me,
I would remain unemployed.

You will never lack work.

You are the best informant
never had in this city.

Thanks boss.
- It's not a compliment, it's the truth.

Work at honest prices
and he never made a mistake.

It is true.

Everything I ask of you
is to work for us exclusively.

It would make things easier for us, you understand?
- Sure, I understand, but I can't...

You see, I'm a tip artist

and it doesn't seem honest to me
grant me exclusive rights on one side only.

It would be like the great Caruso
sang only at the Metropolitan.

He's right.
- And then, behold, I...

And then what?

And then it's that verbally... I'm not capable...

to spy.

I am ashamed.

I want my name on here!

Let's go.
- Yes.

Let's go!

Quick, give me my office.
Yes, my office!

Down from?
- Yes Boss.

You would recognize Angelo's debt collectors
who beat up those from Colosimo?

Certain.
- Do you know where they hang out?

I think so.
- Well. Find them for me and I'll make you rich.

OK boss.
- Where can I find you if I need you?

At the Sanhedrin bar
or at my house, in via del Monte degli ulivi.

Here it is. Ten, 20, 30.

Thank you, Lieutenant, but I would prefer
that he would give me 30 dollar coins.

It's an ancient family tradition.

Change and give it to him in dollar coins.
- Thank you.

He makes a quick trip down to 12th Street.
- Yes.

Get those traders talking.

I'll take care of it, boss.
They will sing like canaries.

Better get away, Sonny.

This is a bad deal.

Fear?

Who wouldn't have it? We are
only two and who knows how many there are.

Stay calm, relax.

Yes, I'm calm. I am calm.

We've been through worse, right?

Yes! Here they are, here they are!

There are eight of them.
- So?

We won't make it. We won't make it.

But yes.

It will be a kid's joke.

You stay here.
- Yes. I'm staying here.

Sonny, this time you went too far!

So?

There's a concrete pour waiting for you!

Have you heard? I don't want to end up there.
- Keep calm.

Are you done?
- No!

We have come for the execution.

Get me the accountant.

The cops, the cops!
- I hear them.

Quick, let's escape.
Or we'll end up in the electric chair.

Please, quickly.
Come, please. I beg you!

Keep calm.

I told you to stay calm.

Who is?

Pay attention.

It went well for you this time.
- For you, however, it went badly.

The gang war continues.

According to the police, the murder in the hospital

it is the first ring
of the chain of murders and massacres

which shocked the city.

And… Of the second ring
What do they say about the chain?

The second ring is quiet.

He says that the nephritic
died an accidental death.

Ah well!
It couldn't have gone better than this.

Come on, come on.
Angelo will want to know how it went.

Yes.

And walk!
- Here I am, here I am.

I come.

You really did a great job.

The banana peel
it was a truly brilliant idea.

I'm starting to like the Irish.

And you! What did you need to reduce
those two bastards like burgers?

It was enough to simply kill them.

I took your advice, boss.
I didn't skimp on lead.

Sense? You'd like it
have them on your pay slip, huh?

There are few killers
like these nowadays.

And now get to the checkout, guys.
There are two bucks waiting for you.

Thanks boss!

Good guys!

So, friends, let's talk business.

Hey boss!
- What is it now?

Judas called and…
- What he said?

Come on, speak! Spit!
Don't stand there like an idiot cop!

Are you convinced that crime pays off?

One.
- One.

Two. Three.

Yes?

Yes.

Yes?

All right.

Be quick, though.

One. Two.

Here they are!
- Cops, we'll kill you like dogs!

Take money!

I got them.

Did you take the money?
- Yes, I got them!

Then?

He said he was a policeman
and asked for you.

But what was that guy like?

He was a guy with a real face
ugly, tall, with very light eyes.

He had a scar
right here on the forehead.

It was Cobra.

What did he ask you?

He wanted to know if you had forced us
to pay bribes.

And what did you answer him?
- You tell a policeman the truth.

That you weren't gangsters,

but agents of a special body
in charge of an investigation.

And what did he say?

He didn't say anything, at all.
It was terrible.

The child was scared
and he hasn't pooped since.

This time I'll introduce myself to him
the bill to Smile! I am sorry.

Where are our suitcases?
- Here, under the bed.

If anyone asked about us,
you didn't see us. Do you understand?

Understood.
- Here you are.

Sorry, but the door was open.

You can leave your suitcases here,
We'll take care of the clothing.

Oh yes.

Wakes up!

You said you would recognize them.
- If I told them where they were!

This is an official recognition.

Let them in.

They're the ones in civilian clothes, right?

I would have preferred to point them out to you with a kiss,
but I don't trust it too much.

I believe it well.

Photographs, fingerprints
and bring them to my office!

Well!

Do you mind if I turn the lamp?
- Yes, I'm sorry.

It annoys me.
- I put it there on purpose.

Doesn't it bother you?

You're used to it.

They have no criminal records, boss.

Uncensored?
- Yes.

Until yesterday.

From today you are accused of some trifles
which I will immediately enumerate for you.

Extortion, armed robbery
and double premeditated murder.

And I have to warn you
that from this precise moment

everything you say
can be used against you.

So I advise you
to find a lawyer.

But it's better for you if he is a good lawyer.

He's right.
- Lawyer?

Why? I am innocent.

Who would we have extorted? Who would we have robbed?
And who would we have killed?

Yes, who?

You have extorted
to the merchants of the 12th,

robbed your colleagues
of competition

and you have slain the so-called
so they wouldn't talk.

We did not extort from traders,
we didn't rob anyone

and we did not kill
the aforementioned so-called.

This is the truth.
- Of course you can try it.

It's obvious.
- Well! We feel!

We feel!

When and where would we have carried out the massacre?

Go ahead, answer!

Like when and where?

On the evening of the 21st between 10pm and 12am
at Saint Paul Hospital.

Precisely on the evening of the 21st!

Yes, on the evening of the 21st.

For your information,
on the evening of the 21st, between 10pm and 12am,

we were having dinner at home
of one of those traders

to whom, according to your information,
we would have extorted the money.

No!

Spaghetti with meatballs
and raspberry ice cream.

Good!
- I made the ice cream.

I'm an expert.

Go check out this story
from those traders at the 12th.

Certain.

Move!
- OK boss!

He fell.

He got it in the face.

Go on.

Where were you on the evening of the 21st?

On the evening of the 21st?
- Yes, on the evening of the 21st.

I was on duty.
- I could have sworn, but... Where?

So I don't remember it offhand.
I have to think about it for a moment.

Of course I was somewhere.
- I'll tell you where you were.

Around the house
by Senator O'Riordan.

Yes, it's true. And how do you know?

I was passing by there just by chance,
before going to friends from the 12th grade.

What an amazing combination!

Life sometimes
plays strange tricks.

Real.

What they say
of the death of the poor senator?

The press did
a whole series of conjectures.

Yes I remember. He spoke of subtle designs
or something like that, right?

The truth is that old alcoholic
he returned home dead drunk,

together
of two $100 sluts.

The banana peel
that he wore in his buttonhole fell,

he put his foot on it and it split
his head falling into the empty pool.

That's your guess, I guess.

So it was an accidental death.

It seems so. The sluts confirmed it.

You know how it is for public opinion:

a senator is always a senator,
it's not just any head.

Colosimo's men, however,
they made them really dry.

Well, the thing is… Here…

Just a moment, I'll be right back.

A subtle design, huh?

They are not Angelo's debt collectors.
- What?

They are two investigators
appointed by the Department of State

to investigate the methods
of illegal police investigations.

On the evening of the 21st they were having dinner at one of those
traders from the 12th, a certain Gerace.

And the other day a policeman beat me up
the whole family to get her talking.

No!
- And so, boss.

With the fullest apologies of justice,
you can go safely.

Your alibi
it is absolutely flawless.

I should have taken your word for it,
you could tell me,

but you know how it is:
"Investigate within the limits of the law"

It's my motto.

Not a bad motto.

A curiosity: are you sure they have them
killed those two tax collectors, right?

I know it's illegal, but...
- Forget it. Let's go?

But?

What would you have done in my place?

There's no way to beat those criminals
with the means available.

You put them on ice

and you gave the news
who had been murdered

to start a war between the gangs.

It was the only means
to clean up the city, believe me.

Yes I believe you.

I guess you'll have to make a report.

Actually, as far as we're concerned,

you can keep them in the cellar
for life, if you want.

So, how did it go, boss?

Bad for you,
Go back to directing traffic!

You will admit that the idea of passing off
for investigators it was really good.

Yes, but that of disappearing
from circulation is even better.

Hey! They wasted no time!

What did you expect?

It is the consequence of your idea
to bone Colosimo's men.

What are you doing?

Wait a moment and you will understand.

What does it mean?

That Charlie Smith, the gangster, is dead.
I become Charlie Smith the wrestler again.

What? But you can not
leave me in the middle of trouble!

I'm not leaving you there.
It's you who wants to stay there.

Where?
- In the midst of trouble. You have a heart of butter.

You are not suited for this job.
- Oh, no?

Remember what I tell you:
you will tremble the day you know...

Change profession, which is better.

I advise you to stay
Get away from me, you Irish traitor!

All right.

There's Angelo playing
with your little friend.

Guess what I have in my pocket.

What a beautiful baby!

You are truly a dear little boy.

It's useless, let them say what they want,

but for the child the best food
it is mother's milk.

Look at me.
I was breastfed by mom too!

Is anybody there?

Hands off the bomber.
- Throw away the gun.

First let go of the baby.

Drop the gun now.

I can leave the rind there,
but neither you nor they will make it out alive.

Let's settle our accounts out of here.
- Is the port good for you?

So, this gun?
- When we're out.

You go out first, then those, then me and Cobra.

No, don't fool me, cop.
Cobra will come out last.

No, let's put it this way: first
those two sewer rats come out,

then Cobra, then you and me arm in arm.

When we're in the car
I'll give you the gun, not before.

Okay.

Hey you! If you open your mouth,
be careful, I'll close it to you forever.

OK sir.

Lock yourself up at home and don't open the door to anyone
for absolutely no reason. Understood?

All right, sir, thank you.

Better change cars, boss.
I saw Judas around here.

All right.

Let's go.

Also give him a kiss while you're at it.

It wasn't a job for me, huh?

You'll pay for this, you sack of potatoes.

Open up, it's me!

Angel!

Don't worry, here we are at my house,
no one will disturb us.

Where are the boys?
- They're waiting for us at the dock.

I want them to witness your execution.

So if anyone wants to betray me,
he'll think twice when he sees what happens to you.

What trick are we playing on him, boss?
- I had thought about slow drowning.

What do you say?
- That's fine with me, boss.

It's about agonizing for half an hour.

I thought worse.

Find me a rope.

Hey!
- Who is?

Have you… Have you…
- Calm down, friend, catch your breath!

Have you seen… Have you seen…
- One moment, rest a bit.

Have you seen a car with gangsters?
- No.

They are about to kill a man.
- Where?

Here at the port.
Help me find them, please.

Of course. You look there,
we'll go this way.

Is this any good, boss?
- No, too big!

Boss, there are no ropes.
- What would it be like?

Couldn't we fill it with lead?
It's the same.

It's not the same, idiot. Look for the rope!

And make me forget who he brought
this bison in the family.

Look for the rope now!

There's someone up there who loves you,
but it's useless.

I know how to wait.

Here's the rope, boss.

It's too short!
I want a rope, I said!

There aren't any, boss.
- Try that way.

What do you have? Scared, huh?

Cobra! Here is the rope.

You! Go get it!
- Now, boss!

And hurry up, Smile gets nervous.

What did you call me?

Smile.

Your agony will be much longer.

Come on, hurry up.

Angel, I greet you.

Stop, idiots! Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
- Come on, shoot!

Throw away the guns!

At that time?
- Do what he says.

Throw them into the sea.

Okay.

Now everyone on their stomachs,
with arms crossed over pumpkin.

You arrived just in time.

If I hadn't had
the idea of those containers…

Which containers?

You did not hear
what a mess they've made?

I didn't hear anything.

I found you
because I'm pretty smart.

I don't need to hear any noise.
I arrived when it was time.

Face down!

It's empty!

Drown them.

Charlie, let's go.
- What are you scared of? There are just 15 of them.

Do we drown them?
- Certain.

But I don't know how to swim.
- Me neither.

No?

Street!

Let's get them!

Why didn't you shoot him?
- It seemed bad to me.

Done.

But these are looking for a fight.
- I really think so.

Make them run.

I'll fix you up later!

How bad…

Here they are!

Charlie!
- What the hell do you want?

I'll ruin you!

Laugh Laugh.

That's crazy, I tell you.

I'll do another round.
- But you never find peace!

Please. Here you are.

Jerry, look!

If I catch you!

Jerry!

Get up.

Annihilate them!

You don't know what awaits you!

It's nothing, cheer up!

Are you still laughing?

Quick, hands up!
Hands up and stop playing!

Dear Angel,
I wouldn't laugh so much if I were you.

You wait until you get out of prison
and then you'll realize it.

Take it away.
- Where, boss? Oh yes!

You, walk.

Well, what is it?

I have the impression
that you're in a bit of trouble, young men.

Why?
- Look what I found in the archive.

The client, a murderer we were looking for,
at the stadium buying an ice cream.

An ice cream maker!

Yes, now I remember.

I was on duty that day
and I disguised myself as an ice cream vendor.

And who are you?
- The Mystery Man.

Until you do
a chat with the judge.

Why don't we tell them together
How did things go to the judge?

Does this sound like blackmail to me or am I wrong?

Until we meet again
- Until we meet again.

Come on, don't worry.
It had to end like this, crime doesn't pay.

Yes, maybe you're right.

We will see each other. Greetings, ice cream man.
I'm going back to the ring. And what will you do?

Still do not know,
maybe I'll join the police.

You are not suited for that job.
You have a heart of butter, I told you.

You say?

Maybe I could enlist.
- It would be even worse.

HI.
- HI.

Ladies and gentlemen,

the key meeting of the evening
will see Charon, the warrior of the Styx,

kindly granted to us
by Satan himself,

against the Mystery Man, back
from a long tour abroad.

Referee Mr. Jim Preston!

Come on, hurry up, good people
he is waiting for us at dinner.

Spaghetti with meatballs
and beans with tomato.

Beans with tomato?
- Beans with tomato.

Good!

One two three four five,

six seven eight nine ten! Round!

The Mystery Man wins! Congratulations!

Let's go up!