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Good morning
and welcome back to the news.
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Right, as you heard in the headlines,
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the top story today is the school
leaving exam results.
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The data we have suggest
this has been an extraordinary year.
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In fact 99.3% of pupils
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who sat the exam passed.
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An extraordinary result
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but where the Alessandro Manzoni
High School stands out negatively.
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With its embarrassing number
of fails,
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it earns the title of worst school in Italy.
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How long have we known each other, Carlo?
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Since first year of high school.
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Classmates. What great memories!
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How often did I give you my homework?
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Aristide, if I remember correctly
I gave you my homework.
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"MANZONI: SCHOOL OF FAILURES"
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As director of education,
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how do you think I feel, seeing this?
And you?
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You're headmaster
of the worst school in Italy.
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If, next year,
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you don't get at least a 50% pass rate
with your one final-year class,
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- Manzoni is closing.
- Closing?
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Only a few enrolments, poor results.
It's 'Good Schooling'.
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Good Schooling?
I had teachers transferred,
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I had last-minute resignations,
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teachers teaching the wrong subjects. What's this?
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The list of teachers chosen
by the ministerial algorithm.
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New teachers?
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All on the black list.
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- Was that not a legend?
- No.
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At the bottom of the national tables
are the least-qualified teachers.
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The last are the ones that messed up.
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And then there are these guys,
the black list.
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But they'll be
the worst of the worst.
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Exactly!
That's the genius of the algorithm.
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Where the best have failed,
the worst will succeed.
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For the worst pupils,
the worst teachers.
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But it makes no sense...
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Mario Locuratolo,
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genius of combinatorics.
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World champion! World champion!
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World champion!
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"Maths"
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Sandra Melis...
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"English"
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For her, English
is a question of life and death.
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Don't worry, the spleen
serves no purpose as an organ.
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A week and you'll be sorted.
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Next lesson: Parkour!
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Bugger you!
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"PE"
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Davide Golia, train the body
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to train the mind.
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Amina Venturi,
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the real teaching body.
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"Italian"
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You would like witnesses
to confirm my identity,
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but as you know, there's no identity
without difference,
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because identity
is the identity of the identity
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and of the non-identity.
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Please, take it.
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- Just shut up.
- Thank you.
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"Philosophy"
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Eliseo Maurizi,
to focus on communication.
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Sir, you can't keep coming back here.
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You got sacked, come on.
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You even have a restraining order.
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Gaetano Fanfulla,
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an explosive intelligence.
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"Chemistry"
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Right, according to the classic
reading in De Bello Gallico,
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the traditional iconography
of the Roman soldier
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involves the following equipment...
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Skirt, armour
and helmet of skin and leather.
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And ending up with...
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My favourite.
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Antonio Cioncoloni.
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Yes, speaking...
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Failed 13 times
at his teaching licence examination.
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But he keeps trying, have you ever
seen such determination?
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Manzoni High School you said?
Of course.
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Thank you.
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"TAKE A SELFIE WITH HISTORY"
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I'm a teacher!
Do you understand? I'm a teacher!
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"History"
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You mean
he doesn't even have his licence?
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No.
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I'm giving you what you need
to win this challenge.
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But remember... a 50% pass rate
at the school leaving exam
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or Manzoni closes.
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"FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL"
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The deputy head's
still driving that wreck!
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You hear about the new teachers?
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- Who's that?
- Camilla... something...
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She's just moved here,
she's in the final year with us.
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- Was she failed as well?
- No, she's a year ahead.
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It won't last.
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HERE COME THE TEACHERS
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And these are the seven samurai?
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The headmaster said they're super-qualified.
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They are, I can assure you.
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A moment of attention, please,
ladies and gentlemen.
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I wanted to introduce
your new colleagues who this year...
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with be dealing with 5th year.
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As you know
we have a special challenge,
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but I'm sure they will be up to it.
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I hope.
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Don't say another word, sir,
we're ready and concentrated.
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Nothing will distract us from our objective.
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Good morning.
I apologise for my slight lateness,
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but it's not my fault,
but of these sandals.
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You know,
flip-flops are very comfortable,
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but you need to take it easy
on the stairs, you might slip.
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But today is the first day,
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and the first thing is to get to know
each other, so take a sheet of paper
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and write your name.
You have one hour.
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Do we not have a double period today?
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- Write your surname as well.
- Excuse me,
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are you not the maths teacher?
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Yes.
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Well done, Camilla. Good girl.
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- Excuse me, sir...
- What's your name?
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- Camilla Brandolini.
- Camilla Brandolini, yes?
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Is that not a 4th-degree
logarithmic equation?
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That's university material.
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If, between now and the end
of the year, you've learned to relax,
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you'll be able to solve it as well.
Maybe.
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In the meantime,
look at it and reflect.
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- On what?
- On the fact you can't solve it.
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Very often, in other people's eyes,
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it seems we're not doing anything.
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In reality,
our mind continues working, thinking.
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In this way
we continue to produce knowledge.
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Excuse me, sir,
can I go to the bathroom?
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To reflect better.
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- What's your name?
- Pagliarulo.
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Right, you see, your classmate...
Pagliarulo...
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- is one step ahead. Go.
- Thank you, sir.
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Learn, Brandolini.
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- How's it going, Mr Locuratolo?
- Fine, Headmaster.
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- The boys and girls are receptive.
- Really?
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Listen, I got your request for 21...
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Ah, yes, sorry, in fact it's 22.
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- I need one at home for correcting.
- 22 PlayStations?
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Don't be banal. They're sensorial
immersion calculation platforms.
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- What?
- Is that 15 minutes already?
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- Since when?
- The start of class.
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Have you not seen the latest research
from the University of Melbourne?
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It says someone can only concentrate
for 15 minutes an hour.
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- So, for everyone's sake, I'm going.
- Where, sorry?
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You wouldn't want me
to smoke in front of the pupils?
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Good morning.
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Good morning.
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Hi, I'm Antonio Cioncoloni.
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Good morning, I'm Mr Cioncoloni.
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- Who's that?
- Cioncoloni.
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- Who's that?
- First day?
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Yes, absolutely the first.
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I was meant
to have had two supply jobs,
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but every time I got to the school,
I'd block.
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I'd turn round and leave.
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- I'll never manage a class.
- It's easy.
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Remember that your pupils
always know a lot less than you,
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and however unprepared
you might feel, compared to them...
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- you're Zuckerberg.
- I'd never thought of that.
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That's the good thing about teaching,
it's all in your own hands.
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You can test them,
suspend them, fail them.
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Absolute power.
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I'd always seen it as a mission.
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I'd never seen it like that...
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What are you doing here?
Get back to class! Go and study!
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Yeah, but don't get carried away!
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- Less?
- This is no-man's land.
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But not in class, in class
you're the boss, you understand?
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- Absolute power.
- Absolute power.
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Come on or you'll miss
your first day as a teacher.
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- Absolute?
- Power.
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Sorry I'm late, we'll catch up
on the lost time right away.
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- Sit down, Miss, thank you.
- No, really...
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- No questions. We're late. Sit down.
- Look, I...
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Do you want to be the first sent out?
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- No.
- Go, shoo!
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Good morning, everyone.
I'm Mr Cioncoloni, your history teacher.
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This year
we'll be looking at Julius Caesar.
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Again? We did him in 1st year.
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44AD, February,
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St Valentine's Day,
which was no coincidence.
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Because this is where
our love affair with history begins.
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That was the day when Julius Cesar...
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I'm Miss De Maria, the Latin teacher.
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- This is 4B.
- 4B?
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I think you got the wrong classroom,
sir.
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I thought you were too old.
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- All right, I get it.
- No.
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Good morning,
sorry for bothering you. Goodbye.
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Good.
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- She means you.
- No, you. Me or him?
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Calm down, I'm unarmed.
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Nice to meet you. I'm Luca.
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Hit the deck!
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My name is Davide, Davide Golia,
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and I'm not a simple PE teacher.
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I'll bring out the warrior in all of you.
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You, for example,
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'fatty', 'lardass',
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'whale',
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you wanna stop being called these names?
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You see that tree there?
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Climb it.
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Now.
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You!
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- Me?
- Yes.
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Not me, sir, I have a doctor's note.
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Serious health problems.
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- You can't understand this.
- The proof it's real, sir.
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- You know how doctors write.
- Eat it.
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- What?
- Eat it.
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Why doesn't he say anything?
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- He's been mixing for 30 minutes.
- Maybe he's mute.
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Very funny.
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There's a moral code among pupils.
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Yeah? Really? Did you write it?
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There are rules, Camilla,
and you broke them all today.
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There's only one rule at school: study.
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- I only wanted to help you.
- Thanks, but there's no need.
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Yes, it was a bit embarrassing.
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That's the new teacher
who mistook me for a pupil.
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Colleagues!
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- How was your first day?
- I wish it wouldn't end.
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I wish it was June.
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Listen, about this morning,
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I wanted to say
I absolutely don't think
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you're too old,
that is, at least not as...
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Don't worry, no problem.
See you around. Let's go.
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- Really?
- I wasn't expecting that.
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First day at school
and the first heart in flames?
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No! I made a fool of myself today,
she'll be laughing at me now.
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If I may, I would start immediately
calculating the probabilities.
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What?
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If you want to conquer a woman,
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you have to know
what your chances are.
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Of course, I imagine.
How do you do that?
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'EP' equals 'FC' over 'PC'.
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'EP', event probability,
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equals 'FC', favourable cases,
over 'PC', possible cases.
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Clear?
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Yes... How do I work out
how many probable cases there are?
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Well, in this case, it's easy.
With a woman there are only two, yes or no.
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- Watch.
- Yes.
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- Locuratolo, maths.
- De Maria, Latin.
251
00:19:58,626 --> 00:20:00,793
Cioncoloni, history,
252
00:20:01,001 --> 00:20:04,210
was wondering if you'd go out
with him this evening for dinner.
253
00:20:04,210 --> 00:20:06,710
Then maybe after dinner,
there might be a bit of sex,
254
00:20:06,710 --> 00:20:08,751
which never does any harm, does it?
255
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,835
- He said that?
- Limit your answers to yes or no,
256
00:20:13,376 --> 00:20:16,668
I'd avoid "maybe", "I don't know",
it's statistics, you understand?
257
00:20:17,751 --> 00:20:19,918
- Of course.
- Thank you.
258
00:20:24,460 --> 00:20:27,835
You have serious problems.
You know that?
259
00:20:32,335 --> 00:20:34,001
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
260
00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:37,626
That was a no?
Great! We're off.
261
00:20:37,626 --> 00:20:39,585
I mean,
we've eliminated the denominator,
262
00:20:39,585 --> 00:20:42,210
because before it was over two,
now... we're off!
263
00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:44,876
- Do you play Street Fighter?
- What's that?
264
00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:48,626
I can feel it,
this is going to be a great year.
265
00:20:50,251 --> 00:20:52,835
The kids are clever.
266
00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:56,710
At high school I built a huge
paper plane that didn't fly, but...
267
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:04,085
- How's it going?
- Badly, it's going badly.
268
00:21:04,293 --> 00:21:06,335
It's not working,
we have to change strategy.
269
00:21:06,335 --> 00:21:08,335
You're the usual pessimist.
270
00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:12,418
The usual grey,
sad Carlo No Hope De Sanctis.
271
00:21:13,001 --> 00:21:15,168
- Does it not hurt always moaning?
- Yes,
272
00:21:15,543 --> 00:21:17,085
but...
273
00:21:24,793 --> 00:21:27,626
"FIRST TERM"
274
00:21:35,876 --> 00:21:37,460
How many times have you been told,
275
00:21:37,668 --> 00:21:40,751
"Let's study songs,
your favourite films"?
276
00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:43,335
Would you like that?
277
00:21:45,460 --> 00:21:47,418
Well, forget it!
278
00:21:47,418 --> 00:21:50,001
There's only one way
to learn about Italian literature...
279
00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:53,085
by studying it!
280
00:21:54,168 --> 00:21:56,918
Everything finds its sense
281
00:21:56,918 --> 00:22:00,710
and meaning through
the use we make of that thing
282
00:22:00,710 --> 00:22:03,460
at the moment when we use it.
Write it down.
283
00:22:06,335 --> 00:22:08,835
Sir... we can't write like this.
284
00:22:08,835 --> 00:22:10,960
Sir, the desk is too high, I can't.
285
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,543
Or is it the chair that's too low?
286
00:22:12,918 --> 00:22:14,793
The chair is lower than the ceiling,
287
00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:18,376
but we can't say it's low,
because it's higher than the floor.
288
00:22:18,376 --> 00:22:20,710
- What's he on about?
- No idea!
289
00:22:28,501 --> 00:22:31,835
See? You don't equipment
for basketball either,
290
00:22:32,043 --> 00:22:33,543
just the will.
291
00:22:33,876 --> 00:22:35,376
Come on, let's go again.
292
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:40,751
- Don't mock the blind.
- I'm not blind,
293
00:22:41,585 --> 00:22:43,751
- I'm just short-sighted.
- Same thing.
294
00:22:44,085 --> 00:22:45,960
Right, now I'll show you
295
00:22:46,168 --> 00:22:49,751
how to respect your team-mates.
Take your socks off.
296
00:22:52,251 --> 00:22:54,668
Concentrate, guys, concentrate.
297
00:22:54,876 --> 00:22:57,043
Sir, this is lagging,
I can't see the monster coming.
298
00:22:57,335 --> 00:22:59,376
You can't kill it
with knuckledusters, look at it.
299
00:22:59,585 --> 00:23:00,793
Shotgun, go.
300
00:23:01,835 --> 00:23:03,793
And hide below, look...
301
00:23:04,210 --> 00:23:06,210
- What's going on here?
- Headmaster,
302
00:23:06,418 --> 00:23:08,543
when is the order coming?
303
00:23:08,751 --> 00:23:11,335
It's impossible to teach like this.
304
00:23:34,876 --> 00:23:36,960
Right, let's start...
305
00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:40,960
Sir...
306
00:23:42,043 --> 00:23:45,251
- A talking coat stand.
- I'm not a coat stand.
307
00:23:45,251 --> 00:23:48,668
Think about it:
there are clothes hanging on you,
308
00:23:48,668 --> 00:23:50,585
therefore you're a coat stand.
309
00:23:51,043 --> 00:23:53,918
If you accept this, you'll be able
to understand the difference
310
00:23:53,918 --> 00:23:57,001
between signified and signifier.
311
00:24:26,835 --> 00:24:28,668
Got you!
312
00:24:30,501 --> 00:24:33,210
Do you know
that according to the statistics
313
00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:36,210
66% of pupils have smoked cannabis
314
00:24:36,210 --> 00:24:38,751
at least once during high school?
315
00:24:43,918 --> 00:24:47,126
Only once, sir? Poor things.
316
00:24:47,710 --> 00:24:50,376
You smoke indica in the morning?
It brings you down.
317
00:24:51,043 --> 00:24:54,876
- And it's a bit light for me.
- No, it's good, my friend grows it.
318
00:24:54,876 --> 00:24:56,751
Wait till it kicks in.
319
00:24:57,210 --> 00:25:00,376
I only smoke sativa, Sivares.
320
00:25:01,085 --> 00:25:04,876
No! Great, sir! A legend.
321
00:25:05,710 --> 00:25:08,626
I remember harvesting it in Lebanon,
322
00:25:08,626 --> 00:25:11,376
we crushed it to get the resin.
Great days!
323
00:25:12,043 --> 00:25:14,335
No! Respect, sir, respect.
324
00:25:15,126 --> 00:25:18,126
I take back what I said.
This hits quickly.
325
00:25:18,126 --> 00:25:20,460
Not bad, not bad.
326
00:25:25,501 --> 00:25:29,543
- Luca? What are you smoking?
- Me? Nothing.
327
00:25:36,335 --> 00:25:37,501
Reckless youth.
328
00:25:41,168 --> 00:25:42,710
It's a blend.
329
00:25:43,626 --> 00:25:44,710
Want some?
330
00:26:41,168 --> 00:26:43,751
He's unbearable, if he keeps
going like that, I'll fail him,
331
00:26:43,751 --> 00:26:46,376
I'll fail him
because he's unbearable.
332
00:26:46,668 --> 00:26:47,793
Colleagues?
333
00:26:48,001 --> 00:26:49,668
Here's the maniac.
334
00:26:49,876 --> 00:26:52,210
- What's he want now?
- Colleagues!
335
00:26:54,751 --> 00:26:56,918
Sorry, I didn't see the step.
336
00:26:56,918 --> 00:26:58,668
Ow, that's sore!
337
00:26:58,668 --> 00:27:01,668
And if you continue molesting me
and my colleague, I'll report you!
338
00:27:02,001 --> 00:27:04,626
Molesting?
It was a misunderstanding!
339
00:27:05,001 --> 00:27:06,585
What is that?
340
00:27:06,751 --> 00:27:09,210
Red pepper from Pizzocalabro.
341
00:27:12,918 --> 00:27:15,668
- Cioncoloni! What happened?
- Oh, God, it's you!
342
00:27:16,793 --> 00:27:19,085
I can't see, I can't see!
343
00:27:19,085 --> 00:27:20,918
This way, this way.
344
00:27:21,460 --> 00:27:23,460
- Is everything OK?
- It's fine.
345
00:27:24,460 --> 00:27:26,376
Tell me something...
346
00:27:26,376 --> 00:27:29,793
this passion for Julius Caesar,
where's that from?
347
00:27:29,793 --> 00:27:31,710
Eh, I don't know.
348
00:27:31,710 --> 00:27:34,960
I think it's that I see myself
as very similar to him in many ways.
349
00:27:35,168 --> 00:27:37,460
- You founded an empire?
- No, nothing to do with that!
350
00:27:37,460 --> 00:27:40,626
Caesar wasn't just a great soldier,
he was also a great innovator,
351
00:27:40,626 --> 00:27:43,585
and he was a strong, sure man,
with women as well.
352
00:27:43,585 --> 00:27:45,251
Was he not gay?
353
00:27:47,460 --> 00:27:49,835
You know what your problem is,
in my view?
354
00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:52,376
Your tried an approach
that was too direct with De Maria.
355
00:27:52,376 --> 00:27:54,960
Me? But it was you
who came up with the formula!
356
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:57,710
All right, she's a hard case:
we'll change strategy.
357
00:27:57,710 --> 00:28:00,668
After all, we're talking
about coupling, a natural instinct.
358
00:28:01,293 --> 00:28:04,626
In this case...
ethology might be useful for us.
359
00:28:05,210 --> 00:28:07,460
What will I do? Give her flowers?
360
00:28:07,460 --> 00:28:10,001
Yes. Like the striped Malaysian
hermit-crab.
361
00:28:10,001 --> 00:28:12,251
What does he do?
Give flowers to the female?
362
00:28:12,251 --> 00:28:13,960
Not exactly.
363
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,335
More the seeds of a poisonous plant
364
00:28:16,335 --> 00:28:19,835
that stun her so he can couple
with her without any problems.
365
00:28:22,460 --> 00:28:24,168
That seems a bit excessive.
366
00:28:24,168 --> 00:28:27,543
Or do like Julius Caesar:
conquer Gaul to take Rome.
367
00:28:27,543 --> 00:28:29,293
You're starting to lose me again.
368
00:28:29,626 --> 00:28:31,668
- Make her jealous.
- What?
369
00:28:43,585 --> 00:28:45,085
Excuse me...
370
00:28:45,293 --> 00:28:48,376
- This school is out of control!
- Yes, I realise... excuse me.
371
00:28:48,376 --> 00:28:50,835
We'll sort everything now...
372
00:28:50,835 --> 00:28:53,335
They're doing extreme sports in PE!
373
00:28:53,335 --> 00:28:56,085
- I know.
- My daughter broke three ribs!
374
00:28:56,293 --> 00:28:58,960
I'm very sorry about that, really.
375
00:28:59,210 --> 00:29:02,251
And they spend all their time playing
videogames, does that seem normal?
376
00:29:02,251 --> 00:29:04,293
One at a time,
or we won't resolve anything.
377
00:29:04,626 --> 00:29:07,751
- I'm Camilla Brandolini's father.
- Ah, our best student.
378
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,585
Yes, and this is your favourite's bag
after chemistry class.
379
00:29:10,585 --> 00:29:12,335
Excuse me, a bit of patience.
380
00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:16,168
Headmaster, the kids
have glued the photocopier again,
381
00:29:16,168 --> 00:29:18,043
I had to prepare the tests...
382
00:29:18,043 --> 00:29:21,168
The deputy head will deal with you.
383
00:29:21,168 --> 00:29:23,626
Go into my room and take my place,
all right?
384
00:29:28,668 --> 00:29:30,585
Right, will we shut up?
385
00:29:31,585 --> 00:29:33,460
No, we'll shut up now!
386
00:29:33,460 --> 00:29:37,293
Ladies and gentlemen, one at a time,
in the order you got here.
387
00:29:37,501 --> 00:29:40,543
And let's keep calm, nobody's dead.
388
00:29:41,835 --> 00:29:43,293
Hi, Mum!
389
00:30:07,501 --> 00:30:09,751
I'll deal with this.
390
00:30:14,335 --> 00:30:16,335
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
391
00:30:18,210 --> 00:30:19,876
Who did this?
392
00:30:20,710 --> 00:30:23,126
Today the programme
is the Second World War.
393
00:30:24,460 --> 00:30:26,918
No, today I have to explain
the conquest of Gaul,
394
00:30:27,126 --> 00:30:30,085
the symbol of the conflict between
civilisations on our continent.
395
00:30:30,085 --> 00:30:32,918
No, the Second World War.
396
00:30:33,710 --> 00:30:35,626
Who's speaking?
397
00:30:38,626 --> 00:30:40,418
How did the conflict break out?
398
00:30:41,085 --> 00:30:43,126
You don't know!
You're not a good teacher.
399
00:30:44,835 --> 00:30:48,043
- How dare you?
- Where were the front lines?
400
00:30:50,460 --> 00:30:51,876
Oaf.
401
00:30:53,626 --> 00:30:55,751
Show yourself, coward!
402
00:30:55,960 --> 00:31:00,043
What countries were involved?
Come on, tell us about it.
403
00:31:26,168 --> 00:31:27,543
It,
404
00:31:28,043 --> 00:31:29,126
is...
405
00:31:31,376 --> 00:31:33,001
May...
406
00:31:33,210 --> 00:31:35,793
- in fact it is...
- Fantastic.
407
00:31:36,293 --> 00:31:38,293
Fantastic?
408
00:31:55,335 --> 00:31:57,626
Stop, are you mad?
You wanna get us killed?
409
00:31:57,835 --> 00:31:59,626
She asked me.
410
00:32:28,001 --> 00:32:30,668
You're making me
lose my pronunciation!
411
00:32:40,293 --> 00:32:41,960
Right, it's really broken?
412
00:32:48,293 --> 00:32:51,085
Can you follow me with this cold?
413
00:32:52,751 --> 00:32:55,085
Right, then...
414
00:32:56,210 --> 00:32:58,043
page...
415
00:33:09,376 --> 00:33:11,335
- Sir, there's no connection.
- We're offline.
416
00:33:12,001 --> 00:33:13,376
We're offline, nothing.
417
00:33:14,126 --> 00:33:15,835
There was a connection a moment ago.
418
00:33:16,418 --> 00:33:17,876
Higher, higher.
419
00:33:18,751 --> 00:33:21,460
It's as though
someone had shielded this room.
420
00:33:26,126 --> 00:33:30,376
Beckett's poetic of the absurd,
as I was explaining earlier,
421
00:33:30,376 --> 00:33:32,668
- when he...
- Camilla, please, stop.
422
00:33:33,335 --> 00:33:35,293
Are you not interested in how it ends?
423
00:33:35,626 --> 00:33:39,793
How it ends?
You'll do this nice little paper,
424
00:33:39,793 --> 00:33:42,293
and tomorrow I'll take a look at it.
How about that?
425
00:33:42,918 --> 00:33:44,876
I don't know what to say...
426
00:33:44,876 --> 00:33:47,668
On you go
and smoke your scented cigarettes.
427
00:33:48,418 --> 00:33:51,293
Scented cigarettes?
Where do you get this stuff?
428
00:33:51,751 --> 00:33:55,418
I study, I get my diploma
and you'll be here your whole life.
429
00:33:55,418 --> 00:33:57,293
Scented cigarettes.
430
00:33:57,293 --> 00:34:00,710
It's not so bad, maybe
they'll take you on as a janitor.
431
00:34:04,085 --> 00:34:06,043
My father's a janitor.
432
00:34:07,085 --> 00:34:08,710
I'm sorry.
433
00:34:13,043 --> 00:34:14,501
Sorry.
434
00:34:15,585 --> 00:34:18,835
is it possible you believe
everything? You're impossible.
435
00:34:18,835 --> 00:34:21,376
- Yeah, yeah...
- You're impossible.
436
00:34:21,376 --> 00:34:24,543
You laugh, it's all you're good for.
437
00:34:24,751 --> 00:34:27,085
- And what are you doing?
- I'm studying.
438
00:34:27,293 --> 00:34:28,960
Ah, to change the world!
439
00:34:30,460 --> 00:34:32,376
You're out of it.
440
00:34:32,626 --> 00:34:34,376
You're totally out of it.
441
00:34:34,710 --> 00:34:37,793
On you go and study, and tomorrow
you'll get your classic 8/10.
442
00:34:38,335 --> 00:34:40,668
- Or 9.
- I'll get my 2,
443
00:34:40,668 --> 00:34:42,960
and what will be the consequences
for planet earth?
444
00:34:43,168 --> 00:34:44,876
None.
445
00:34:52,376 --> 00:34:53,876
Bye.
446
00:34:54,835 --> 00:34:57,043
Ah, this isn't mine.
447
00:35:00,835 --> 00:35:02,793
That goes on the shelf.
448
00:35:50,126 --> 00:35:53,085
- You ready?
- No. I'm very tense.
449
00:35:54,251 --> 00:35:57,293
One time before a congress
I was as tense as you,
450
00:35:57,293 --> 00:35:59,835
and you know what Stephen Hawking
said to me?
451
00:35:59,835 --> 00:36:01,751
Who, the scientist? You know him?
452
00:36:01,751 --> 00:36:05,835
When your prospects are zero,
you really appreciate what you have.
453
00:36:05,835 --> 00:36:07,626
What does that mean?
454
00:36:07,626 --> 00:36:11,751
When you have zero possibilities,
even 0.1 is a success.
455
00:36:11,751 --> 00:36:13,876
Thank you, that's really encouraging.
456
00:36:21,043 --> 00:36:23,710
Take them into the class
and I'll be in soon, eh?
457
00:36:26,543 --> 00:36:28,335
- Hello?
- Talk loudly.
458
00:36:28,585 --> 00:36:31,293
- Cioncoloni, yes!
- This is Venturi.
459
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,835
- Greetings, Venturi.
- Don't be formal!
460
00:36:34,835 --> 00:36:38,168
- No, I won't be.
- What are you doing tonight?
461
00:36:38,168 --> 00:36:41,168
- What are you doing tonight?
- Don't ask her, invite her...
462
00:36:41,418 --> 00:36:44,001
- Dinner?
- Yes, at your place.
463
00:36:44,001 --> 00:36:46,043
My place, tonight. It's Venturi.
464
00:36:47,918 --> 00:36:50,085
- What are you making?
- What d'you want to eat?
465
00:36:50,293 --> 00:36:53,501
Don't ask her.
What might De Maria like?
466
00:36:54,876 --> 00:36:56,501
Red alert, red alert.
467
00:36:57,043 --> 00:36:59,751
- Abandon ship.
- What ship?
468
00:37:01,501 --> 00:37:04,460
Guys, have you got anything
for a temperature?
469
00:37:04,460 --> 00:37:07,418
Come with me,
I'll see what I've got.
470
00:37:07,626 --> 00:37:09,793
Thank you. Bye.
471
00:37:16,460 --> 00:37:19,168
- Paracetamol?
- Ah, great.
472
00:37:19,876 --> 00:37:21,501
Scheming bastard.
473
00:37:21,501 --> 00:37:24,251
I always have some.
You need to take it with water.
474
00:37:24,251 --> 00:37:26,918
You can take it on its own,
but it needs a purifier.
475
00:37:26,918 --> 00:37:28,251
You think?
476
00:37:42,418 --> 00:37:44,293
Sparkling water...
477
00:37:45,501 --> 00:37:47,418
and still water,
478
00:37:52,710 --> 00:37:55,460
equals slightly sparkling water.
479
00:37:59,585 --> 00:38:01,793
I hate to see him like that.
480
00:38:02,585 --> 00:38:04,251
Excuse me.
481
00:38:07,043 --> 00:38:10,626
"TERM MARKS"
482
00:38:13,543 --> 00:38:16,501
So how are they doing?
483
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:20,168
- Eh, better... let's say.
- Better?
484
00:38:21,001 --> 00:38:24,585
The average is slowly rising,
still not enough...
485
00:38:25,585 --> 00:38:28,751
in maths they all got 10.
486
00:38:29,418 --> 00:38:32,085
Perhaps thanks to my method:
endogenous statistics
487
00:38:32,085 --> 00:38:34,085
and perceptive self-evaluation.
488
00:38:34,335 --> 00:38:35,876
I'm not with you, what does that mean?
489
00:38:36,585 --> 00:38:38,335
I ask them
to pose themselves a problem,
490
00:38:38,543 --> 00:38:40,585
find a solution and evaluate it.
491
00:38:41,210 --> 00:38:44,168
- So they judge their own work?
- Exactly.
492
00:38:44,418 --> 00:38:45,626
Amazing!
493
00:38:46,543 --> 00:38:48,126
And you?
494
00:38:48,126 --> 00:38:51,043
Are you in the best conditions
for teaching?
495
00:38:56,043 --> 00:38:57,668
Have you nothing to say?
496
00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:03,251
If I may, I'd like to use
the non-method as a method
497
00:39:03,251 --> 00:39:04,918
and have the infinite as a limit.
498
00:39:06,293 --> 00:39:09,335
Maybe he meant we feel limited.
499
00:39:10,543 --> 00:39:13,335
It's all right to be careful,
but experimentation...
500
00:39:13,501 --> 00:39:15,418
always has risk margins
501
00:39:15,418 --> 00:39:18,126
that have to be faced
with imagination and courage.
502
00:39:18,626 --> 00:39:21,293
I had problems
with the teaching materials.
503
00:39:21,293 --> 00:39:24,168
Knowing English today is fundamental,
504
00:39:24,168 --> 00:39:26,751
there should be no limits
in teaching.
505
00:39:26,751 --> 00:39:30,210
And what about history? How can we
properly understand things today
506
00:39:30,210 --> 00:39:32,168
if we don't know our origins,
507
00:39:32,168 --> 00:39:34,501
and on the other hand
'historia magistra vitae'.
508
00:39:34,501 --> 00:39:36,460
And then it's Baltic.
509
00:39:38,876 --> 00:39:40,835
So you feel censured,
510
00:39:41,210 --> 00:39:43,210
unable to fully express yourselves.
511
00:39:43,710 --> 00:39:45,460
This is very serious.
512
00:39:46,168 --> 00:39:49,168
You have a talent... that's unique.
513
00:39:50,543 --> 00:39:54,210
And I won't let anyone
get in the way of your genius!
514
00:39:54,460 --> 00:39:57,585
Well, 'censured' seems
like a bit of an exaggeration,
515
00:39:57,585 --> 00:39:59,585
- let's say...
- Headmaster,
516
00:39:59,585 --> 00:40:01,543
you're not thinking as a manager.
517
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:05,668
What are you doing, taking sides
against your collaborators?
518
00:40:06,460 --> 00:40:08,376
What collaborators, Aristide?
519
00:40:08,626 --> 00:40:11,293
- These people are mad.
- You know how important
520
00:40:11,543 --> 00:40:14,251
is the mission that has been
entrusted to these teachers.
521
00:40:15,043 --> 00:40:17,460
The Ministry, the Government,
522
00:40:17,626 --> 00:40:19,751
the whole country is watching you.
523
00:40:21,335 --> 00:40:24,918
So from today you will have...
carte blanche.
524
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,293
Suffer to learn!
525
00:41:08,835 --> 00:41:10,418
Goats! Goats!
526
00:41:11,085 --> 00:41:13,835
Not even goats!
527
00:41:14,210 --> 00:41:15,918
Not even goats!
528
00:41:35,876 --> 00:41:37,376
Sir?
529
00:41:38,501 --> 00:41:40,376
Mr Golia?
530
00:41:52,126 --> 00:41:54,626
Luca... get me out of here!
531
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:03,460
- Sir... what do you want to do?
- Go!
532
00:42:03,460 --> 00:42:05,543
- What do you want to do?
- Punch!
533
00:42:05,751 --> 00:42:07,335
Punch, go! Punch!
534
00:42:07,543 --> 00:42:09,085
Punch, I said
535
00:42:09,376 --> 00:42:11,543
- Help!
- Harder!
536
00:42:11,793 --> 00:42:14,585
- Help!
- What are you doing, Cheeta?
537
00:42:25,751 --> 00:42:27,210
What do you want?
538
00:42:27,418 --> 00:42:30,251
- Camilla, I can't see, move.
- Why are you pulling my hair?
539
00:42:44,585 --> 00:42:46,460
Concentrate, guys, stay concentrated.
540
00:42:47,460 --> 00:42:50,210
You have to maintain
a constant velocity.
541
00:42:50,210 --> 00:42:54,251
Cover in a time T
an identical space S.
542
00:42:54,251 --> 00:42:57,501
Space over time equals velocity.
543
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,085
After Caesar's speech,
544
00:43:07,085 --> 00:43:09,460
everyone's mood
changed in a surprising way.
545
00:43:11,501 --> 00:43:14,043
Everyone felt a great desire to act,
546
00:43:14,835 --> 00:43:16,835
a great desire to fight!
547
00:43:17,043 --> 00:43:20,043
Long live the Emperor! Hail Caesar.
548
00:43:20,543 --> 00:43:24,126
Not even the snow
could stop the great soldier.
549
00:43:26,585 --> 00:43:27,835
'Ave fratres'!
550
00:44:06,376 --> 00:44:09,418
You always make me look bad.
551
00:44:10,335 --> 00:44:11,668
Always.
552
00:44:51,543 --> 00:44:56,376
"Man is born free
but everywhere he is in chains..."
553
00:44:57,876 --> 00:44:59,543
Headmaster...
554
00:45:00,751 --> 00:45:02,626
they're naked.
555
00:45:03,501 --> 00:45:06,210
They're studying happiness
in the state of nature.
556
00:45:06,918 --> 00:45:08,418
Rousseau.
557
00:45:09,126 --> 00:45:10,918
It's in the programme.
558
00:45:19,418 --> 00:45:22,043
- What are you doing?
- I'm documenting.
559
00:45:22,751 --> 00:45:25,168
These people are mad,
we have to defend ourselves.
560
00:45:25,585 --> 00:45:28,876
Now I'll put the video online
and we'll see what happens.
561
00:45:28,876 --> 00:45:31,210
You know you're being a spy?
562
00:45:31,751 --> 00:45:34,376
- You're not listening, are you?
- No.
563
00:45:34,376 --> 00:45:37,210
- And you'll put it all online.
- Yes.
564
00:45:37,210 --> 00:45:41,293
In that case it should be done well.
Roberti', give me the backing.
565
00:45:43,710 --> 00:45:45,460
The hand of the clock isn't moving
566
00:45:45,751 --> 00:45:47,751
From the window I see a kite
567
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:51,918
Flying with the hope of seeing
at the end of the year "Passed"
568
00:45:51,918 --> 00:45:53,876
Can I go to the bathroom, sir?
569
00:45:53,876 --> 00:45:55,835
I'm thinking of everything
but this class
570
00:45:55,835 --> 00:45:57,793
Ten years in this school
I could be the janitor
571
00:45:58,001 --> 00:45:59,876
You could at least give me
a diploma ad honorem
572
00:46:00,126 --> 00:46:02,543
My friends study on the street
573
00:46:02,543 --> 00:46:04,835
In their own way
they're chemical geniuses
574
00:46:04,835 --> 00:46:07,168
They make good stuff,
teacher tried it too
575
00:46:07,168 --> 00:46:09,293
In all modesty
I won the critics'prize
576
00:46:09,293 --> 00:46:11,460
Bro, this school is full of loonies
577
00:46:11,460 --> 00:46:13,460
The teachers are worse than the kids
578
00:46:13,460 --> 00:46:15,335
Please, Dad, don't be pissed off
579
00:46:15,335 --> 00:46:17,293
I blew the year,
I can try again next year
580
00:46:17,293 --> 00:46:19,293
This year too I'll study next year
581
00:46:19,293 --> 00:46:21,293
Tell me what's the point despairing
582
00:46:21,293 --> 00:46:22,960
My mum says I look like a junkie
583
00:46:23,210 --> 00:46:25,793
Because I don't study
and hang out with creeps
584
00:46:25,793 --> 00:46:27,918
Hide the fireworks,
the teachers are coming
585
00:46:27,918 --> 00:46:30,043
I've been stood up more
than a skittle
586
00:46:30,043 --> 00:46:32,251
Gimme this kiss,
I've been waiting a while
587
00:46:32,251 --> 00:46:34,210
The best thing
about this flop of a year
588
00:46:34,210 --> 00:46:35,585
The teachers are coming...
589
00:46:54,918 --> 00:46:58,835
"Welcome to Manzoni"
590
00:47:11,501 --> 00:47:15,210
- We looked everywhere for him.
- He never goes away without saying.
591
00:47:15,210 --> 00:47:17,168
Oh, God, there he is!
592
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:20,626
Stop!
593
00:47:22,626 --> 00:47:26,376
- Don't do anything silly.
- What do you want to do?
594
00:47:27,710 --> 00:47:29,001
Marketing.
595
00:47:47,876 --> 00:47:50,543
Manzoni High School, eh, Manzoni.
596
00:47:51,835 --> 00:47:53,043
Welcome.
597
00:47:53,751 --> 00:47:57,126
Our teachers will be happy
to answer any questions.
598
00:47:57,126 --> 00:48:01,501
You'll find info on the tables,
study programmes, brochures...
599
00:48:03,751 --> 00:48:07,835
Right, let's see
what stage you're at. Ready?
600
00:48:08,210 --> 00:48:09,876
Go!
601
00:48:12,460 --> 00:48:15,710
What is this thing? What is it?
602
00:48:19,501 --> 00:48:22,960
Right, before anything else,
this is a violation of privacy...
603
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:26,335
No, this is a personal insult...
604
00:48:26,335 --> 00:48:28,793
but it is nice, can I see it again?
605
00:48:29,376 --> 00:48:32,835
Being is being thrown out,
therefore it exists,
606
00:48:33,293 --> 00:48:37,501
and existing
it is in an ecstatic condition.
607
00:48:38,085 --> 00:48:41,418
Try to close your eyes
to understand the concept better.
608
00:49:12,418 --> 00:49:14,085
My goodness!
609
00:49:14,293 --> 00:49:16,418
These materials
are inherent in our history course.
610
00:49:16,418 --> 00:49:18,876
- Thank you very much, sir.
- For what?
611
00:49:24,626 --> 00:49:27,335
There must be method in your madness.
612
00:49:29,251 --> 00:49:31,001
Miss De Maria...
613
00:49:32,751 --> 00:49:35,751
I think that if we, instead of...
614
00:49:38,251 --> 00:49:40,460
Let's see what happens
if I speak a little.
615
00:49:42,710 --> 00:49:45,710
It's incredible, all these people
listened to our track.
616
00:49:46,293 --> 00:49:48,668
And it's all down to you!
617
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:51,376
It seems you got something right, oh.
618
00:49:51,376 --> 00:49:53,626
The intention was more
to teach a lesson, but...
619
00:49:53,835 --> 00:49:57,210
You did really well, you made them
all happy, and you know why?
620
00:49:57,210 --> 00:50:00,751
You didn't obey anyone.
You have to let yourself go, Cami'!
621
00:50:01,501 --> 00:50:04,376
Go and put the beat on,
let's give the people what they want.
622
00:50:05,543 --> 00:50:08,960
- Go, Luca.
- You know it. Give me the mic, bro.
623
00:50:11,418 --> 00:50:13,710
Hands up, guys.
624
00:50:14,210 --> 00:50:16,918
Let's give the people
what they really want.
625
00:50:17,751 --> 00:50:19,043
Everyone.
626
00:50:23,501 --> 00:50:25,626
The hand of the clock isn't moving
627
00:50:25,626 --> 00:50:27,293
From the window I see a kite
628
00:50:27,501 --> 00:50:31,126
Flying with the hope of seeing
at the end of the year "Passed"...
629
00:50:40,126 --> 00:50:42,335
No more doctor's notes.
630
00:50:43,293 --> 00:50:45,793
No excuses. Just you and me.
631
00:50:46,668 --> 00:50:50,126
Eh, no, sir,
you don't hit people with glasses.
632
00:50:50,668 --> 00:50:52,335
My arse.
633
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:57,585
Help!
634
00:50:57,835 --> 00:50:59,376
Help!
635
00:51:26,376 --> 00:51:29,043
Yeah, dance, dance,
636
00:51:29,793 --> 00:51:32,251
tomorrow there's the mock exams.
637
00:51:34,418 --> 00:51:37,210
Fabbri, how do you always manage
to spoil everything?
638
00:52:20,626 --> 00:52:24,210
I think we're well above 50%,
639
00:52:24,210 --> 00:52:26,168
at least 65!
640
00:52:26,168 --> 00:52:27,918
Well, 68.
641
00:52:28,168 --> 00:52:30,835
- Something more.
- 69.
642
00:52:40,126 --> 00:52:41,376
4.7.
643
00:52:45,001 --> 00:52:46,376
What?
644
00:52:46,793 --> 00:52:49,543
Only 4.7% passed the test.
645
00:52:51,126 --> 00:52:53,001
Excuse me.
646
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:03,585
Give me a cigarette.
647
00:53:04,001 --> 00:53:07,251
- Less than 5%. Are you listening?
- All right, Carletto,
648
00:53:07,501 --> 00:53:10,418
the time has come
for you to understand.
649
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:13,126
I'll send you an address,
come and join me.
650
00:53:13,335 --> 00:53:15,960
- Where?
- In the future.
651
00:53:31,918 --> 00:53:35,418
"SIMPLY SCHOOL"
652
00:53:42,501 --> 00:53:44,251
Welcome.
653
00:53:46,835 --> 00:53:51,085
- What is this place?
- This, Carlo, is my school.
654
00:53:52,168 --> 00:53:54,918
Come, come
and I'll show you the suites.
655
00:53:55,793 --> 00:53:57,460
The classrooms.
656
00:54:01,793 --> 00:54:03,668
Take a seat.
657
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:08,501
Sit down.
658
00:54:16,668 --> 00:54:18,210
Silence!
659
00:54:21,210 --> 00:54:23,210
These are the teachers.
660
00:54:25,085 --> 00:54:27,918
- I've seen him before.
- In a TV drama last year.
661
00:54:29,918 --> 00:54:31,710
They're actors?
662
00:54:31,710 --> 00:54:35,918
We have storytellers who write
the lessons and actors who read them.
663
00:54:36,126 --> 00:54:38,793
It works a lot better
than with teachers.
664
00:54:39,251 --> 00:54:43,001
- What does it cost to enrol?
- A shameful amount, Carlo.
665
00:54:43,293 --> 00:54:45,460
A shameful amount.
666
00:54:50,751 --> 00:54:52,460
I invested everything.
667
00:54:56,293 --> 00:55:00,210
But why? You have a good career,
you're director of education.
668
00:55:01,293 --> 00:55:03,001
Because I'm tired!
669
00:55:03,293 --> 00:55:05,793
You've no idea.
It's all politics.
670
00:55:06,918 --> 00:55:10,210
I go to every meeting,
parties, banquets...
671
00:55:11,293 --> 00:55:14,876
I do favours,
I say yes, I laugh at jokes!
672
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:17,501
I've had enough.
673
00:55:17,835 --> 00:55:22,085
Thanks to this school, the only thing
I'll have to do is count money.
674
00:55:23,460 --> 00:55:26,960
Now I get it...
you want Manzoni to close,
675
00:55:27,251 --> 00:55:29,960
you always have.
That way, for miles around,
676
00:55:30,210 --> 00:55:33,418
there'll only be your school
and the kids will have to pay.
677
00:55:35,460 --> 00:55:37,168
Now you know the truth.
678
00:55:38,126 --> 00:55:41,626
Last year I transferred
all your teachers for no reason,
679
00:55:41,876 --> 00:55:44,460
and this year
I altered the algorithm
680
00:55:44,751 --> 00:55:46,793
to give you the worst of the worst.
681
00:55:47,210 --> 00:55:48,751
Why are you telling me this?
682
00:55:48,918 --> 00:55:51,210
Because you're my only friend.
683
00:55:51,751 --> 00:55:55,168
And happiness
is only real if you share it.
684
00:56:08,168 --> 00:56:11,460
Now, turning towards himself,
he discovers the guilt.
685
00:56:12,043 --> 00:56:15,501
The greater the genius, the more
profoundly he discovers the guilt.
686
00:56:15,751 --> 00:56:17,543
Kierkegaard.
687
00:56:25,918 --> 00:56:28,501
And if you move, you're wrong.
688
00:56:29,210 --> 00:56:30,751
Yeah.
689
00:56:31,168 --> 00:56:33,001
Finally I understand you.
690
00:56:35,668 --> 00:56:37,835
This is good, what is it?
691
00:56:57,960 --> 00:56:59,418
Hello.
692
00:57:00,751 --> 00:57:03,460
- We all ordered pizza?
- Yes, all seven.
693
00:57:06,251 --> 00:57:08,001
Not starting, Headmaster?
694
00:57:08,626 --> 00:57:10,210
We'll give you a hand.
695
00:57:10,460 --> 00:57:12,168
I'll get this.
696
00:57:14,626 --> 00:57:16,335
Open the hood.
697
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:18,626
What's this?
698
00:57:19,876 --> 00:57:22,710
There it is, there it is there.
699
00:57:23,585 --> 00:57:26,501
Right, Headmaster. Try it now.
700
00:57:29,543 --> 00:57:31,293
It was nothing
701
00:57:32,335 --> 00:57:34,626
- Have a good evening.
- Bye, Headmaster.
702
00:57:35,001 --> 00:57:38,835
I know Beetles, the engine's in the
back but the problem is at the front.
703
00:57:38,835 --> 00:57:40,835
And the tube... turns.
704
00:57:42,251 --> 00:57:44,001
- Headmaster!
- Open up!
705
00:57:45,710 --> 00:57:47,251
Let go!
706
00:57:47,835 --> 00:57:48,835
Open up.
707
00:57:51,668 --> 00:57:53,210
Headmaster!
708
00:57:55,376 --> 00:57:56,751
Montini...
709
00:57:57,251 --> 00:58:00,168
Montini... conned us all.
710
00:58:00,543 --> 00:58:03,293
He chose you one by one,
you want to know why?
711
00:58:04,418 --> 00:58:05,876
Because you're the worst...
712
00:58:06,126 --> 00:58:07,960
...teachers in Italy!
713
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:10,793
Damn Montini! Is that it?
714
00:58:10,793 --> 00:58:12,918
We can't do anything?
715
00:58:12,918 --> 00:58:14,960
The worst? My conscience is clean.
716
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:17,418
The conscience is always awareness
of something that is,
717
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:20,918
otherwise we'd be maladjusted
as long we continued to think
718
00:58:20,918 --> 00:58:23,376
the infinite
is better than the finite.
719
00:58:23,376 --> 00:58:25,085
Can you open this?
720
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:31,168
My first year teaching
and the school closes.
721
00:58:55,043 --> 00:58:57,043
We have to cross the Rubicon.
722
00:58:57,210 --> 00:58:58,376
Yes!
723
00:59:00,043 --> 00:59:01,376
Yes!
724
00:59:03,460 --> 00:59:05,585
Yes, but I can't explain it here.
725
00:59:07,043 --> 00:59:09,001
Let's go somewhere safe.
726
00:59:19,543 --> 00:59:23,626
OK, you want to steal
the school leaving exam papers?
727
00:59:23,876 --> 00:59:26,126
- Exactly.
- How do we do that?
728
00:59:26,376 --> 00:59:28,210
One step at a time.
729
00:59:28,210 --> 00:59:31,126
First problem:
get to the Ministry in Rome.
730
00:59:31,460 --> 00:59:34,668
Sorted.
We'll go with the bus for the demo.
731
00:59:35,085 --> 00:59:37,668
- What demo?
- There's always a demo in Rome, no?
732
00:59:37,918 --> 00:59:41,460
- Demo equals police.
- I'll deal with them.
733
00:59:50,001 --> 00:59:51,793
Second problem.
734
00:59:52,043 --> 00:59:54,251
The surveillance inside the Ministry.
735
00:59:54,501 --> 00:59:55,876
We have to create a diversion.
736
01:00:02,710 --> 01:00:04,001
All right.
737
01:00:04,293 --> 01:00:07,210
Third problem.
Find the exam papers.
738
01:00:07,460 --> 01:00:10,960
- They'll be in a safe.
- Safe, right, let's talk about that.
739
01:00:11,835 --> 01:00:13,126
How do we open it?
740
01:00:19,793 --> 01:00:22,335
No, no, no, no, no explosives,
thank you.
741
01:00:22,585 --> 01:00:25,085
It's kid's stuff to me. Trust me!
742
01:00:26,251 --> 01:00:28,126
Let's trust him.
743
01:00:28,668 --> 01:00:32,210
Let's trust him.
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
744
01:00:32,710 --> 01:00:36,460
as Julius Caesar would say,
let's get to work.
745
01:00:40,626 --> 01:00:43,251
Luca! Luca! Luca!
746
01:00:45,793 --> 01:00:48,001
What are you doing out of class, eh?
747
01:00:48,293 --> 01:00:50,335
Where are your teachers?
748
01:00:50,626 --> 01:00:52,168
Pagliarulo!
749
01:00:55,710 --> 01:00:57,543
Mother of God, Pagliarulo!
750
01:00:57,793 --> 01:01:00,293
Damn. This is the last...
751
01:01:00,293 --> 01:01:03,376
Stop, Luca, because if you run out...
752
01:01:03,376 --> 01:01:05,543
You're only making your situation worse!
753
01:01:05,793 --> 01:01:08,043
You need to stop, Pagliarulo!
754
01:01:09,460 --> 01:01:10,835
Pagliarulo, stop!
755
01:01:17,210 --> 01:01:20,293
Sir, sorry, I've wanted to do that
since 3rd year.
756
01:01:20,585 --> 01:01:22,293
Sit.
757
01:01:24,168 --> 01:01:26,418
I'll make you wish...
758
01:01:34,460 --> 01:01:36,335
If you move, I'll report you.
759
01:01:57,710 --> 01:01:59,543
Four cheeses.
760
01:02:16,710 --> 01:02:18,418
Oh, my God!
761
01:02:50,376 --> 01:02:52,751
- They're stealing the exam.
- Who?
762
01:02:52,751 --> 01:02:56,293
The Magnificent Seven have gone to
steal the school leaving exam. Look.
763
01:02:56,293 --> 01:02:57,793
- Sir, excuse me...
- Not now.
764
01:02:58,126 --> 01:03:01,418
Your friend Cioncoloni and his
companions have really done it now.
765
01:03:02,668 --> 01:03:05,543
This way, Headmaster.
I haven't finished with you, eh.
766
01:03:05,543 --> 01:03:08,126
Come, come. Come!
767
01:03:09,876 --> 01:03:12,376
Education Ministry.
768
01:03:12,376 --> 01:03:15,001
"PLAN TO STEAL THE EXAM PAPERS"
769
01:03:15,001 --> 01:03:18,626
Violating the Ministry, Headmaster,
isn't just a crime.
770
01:03:20,460 --> 01:03:22,001
It's sacrilege.
771
01:03:23,168 --> 01:03:24,876
It's awful!
772
01:03:25,460 --> 01:03:26,876
I can't even look at it.
773
01:03:27,501 --> 01:03:31,168
I'm going to call the police,
it's the thing to do, just one moment.
774
01:03:31,376 --> 01:03:34,085
Right. But tidy up a bit here first,
775
01:03:34,293 --> 01:03:36,418
- sort it out.
- Yes.
776
01:03:37,210 --> 01:03:39,710
Technically this is a crime scene,
777
01:03:39,710 --> 01:03:43,585
- so I'd avoid touching...
- It's a question of decorum.
778
01:03:44,876 --> 01:03:48,043
Decorum, yes... there's the janitor,
779
01:03:48,043 --> 01:03:51,126
- he usually deals with these things.
- That's right.
780
01:03:51,126 --> 01:03:54,793
But I don't want...
anyone to see this shame.
781
01:03:58,668 --> 01:04:01,793
Apart from me... and you.
782
01:04:09,293 --> 01:04:11,751
Thank you, Headmaster, all right.
783
01:04:12,835 --> 01:04:14,793
I'll do it all.
784
01:04:30,710 --> 01:04:34,126
I'll still phone the police though,
because maybe...
785
01:04:42,043 --> 01:04:43,918
No signal.
786
01:04:54,918 --> 01:04:58,251
Is there anyone out there
who can hear me?
787
01:05:05,668 --> 01:05:07,960
Luca, I'll make you pay for this, eh.
788
01:05:13,043 --> 01:05:15,751
"MINISTRY OF EDUCATION"
789
01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:49,418
A grenade?
790
01:05:50,126 --> 01:05:53,001
Which is the right door?
Maurizi, what way?
791
01:05:54,335 --> 01:05:56,126
Those stairs down there.
792
01:06:00,293 --> 01:06:01,835
Masks.
793
01:06:11,168 --> 01:06:12,960
- What's happening?
- Mice.
794
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:15,793
They're eating through the archives.
Special intervention.
795
01:06:15,793 --> 01:06:17,418
Work hard.
796
01:06:30,668 --> 01:06:32,210
Look at this lot,
797
01:06:32,376 --> 01:06:35,793
they've even got overalls!
You looking for the safe?
798
01:06:37,043 --> 01:06:39,335
Eh, I'm sorry, you're late.
799
01:06:39,335 --> 01:06:42,626
You think we still use safes
in the 21st century?
800
01:06:42,626 --> 01:06:45,168
Every year, every year!
801
01:06:47,710 --> 01:06:49,085
Where's the safe?
802
01:06:49,335 --> 01:06:51,585
Come on! It's all IT now,
803
01:06:52,460 --> 01:06:53,835
it's digital.
804
01:06:54,751 --> 01:06:58,001
Don't be upset, at least you had
a day out in Rome, didn't you?
805
01:07:03,210 --> 01:07:04,751
A waste of time!
806
01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:08,126
No, no, the papers
will be on the Ministry server,
807
01:07:08,126 --> 01:07:11,626
this is the Ministry, we use one of
their PCs to get into their network.
808
01:07:12,001 --> 01:07:14,960
Yes, but where's the computer?
You need to ask him.
809
01:07:18,126 --> 01:07:20,001
Nicely.
810
01:07:26,043 --> 01:07:28,876
- Right, "Exam papers"?
- Yes, that's it.
811
01:07:28,876 --> 01:07:30,335
Where, though?
812
01:07:31,251 --> 01:07:34,710
- Eh, you need the page...
- Exactly, I can't find it...
813
01:07:34,710 --> 01:07:37,501
- It's not working...
- No, maybe...
814
01:07:38,626 --> 01:07:41,501
Come on, I can't bear to watch this.
815
01:07:43,126 --> 01:07:44,751
Right...
816
01:07:50,168 --> 01:07:51,668
We need the password.
817
01:07:51,876 --> 01:07:53,585
There's nothing to be done.
818
01:07:53,793 --> 01:07:57,085
Try using
the Locuratolo-Hawkins algorithm.
819
01:07:57,335 --> 01:07:59,293
I developed it
back in my Palo Alto days.
820
01:08:00,751 --> 01:08:02,626
It finds every kind of password.
821
01:08:08,126 --> 01:08:11,293
- Oh, look.
- That's...
822
01:08:22,418 --> 01:08:24,751
- Got it!
- Come on!
823
01:08:28,126 --> 01:08:31,543
- How do we print it?
- I have to do everything, eh.
824
01:08:31,543 --> 01:08:34,251
I'll take photos, one per page. Go.
825
01:08:35,043 --> 01:08:37,876
- Go, go.
- Mathematics.
826
01:08:38,418 --> 01:08:40,376
- Got it!
- Great.
827
01:08:40,585 --> 01:08:42,085
Photo, to celebrate.
828
01:08:44,793 --> 01:08:46,960
Are you here for the disinfestation?
829
01:08:47,126 --> 01:08:49,626
Anna, can you free me, please?
830
01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:58,168
"MONDAY
66 HOURS LOCKED UP"
831
01:09:10,710 --> 01:09:13,168
Fabbri! At work already?
832
01:09:15,751 --> 01:09:18,710
I spent... the weekend
833
01:09:19,918 --> 01:09:21,960
locked in the basement.
834
01:09:24,376 --> 01:09:28,626
And you couldn't open it,
that's the thing with these fire doors.
835
01:09:28,626 --> 01:09:32,543
No, it was Luca,
he locked the door.
836
01:09:32,710 --> 01:09:36,960
Fabbri, do you think we can blame
the children for our errors?
837
01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:39,085
It was Luca.
838
01:09:39,085 --> 01:09:41,668
I'm going to report him.
839
01:09:41,668 --> 01:09:45,376
I'll have him barred
from every school in Italy.
840
01:09:46,418 --> 01:09:49,251
Listen carefully because
I'm not going to repeat it...
841
01:09:49,876 --> 01:09:52,585
this is a fundamental day
in your lives.
842
01:09:53,751 --> 01:09:57,835
- Please, your mobiles.
- Don't tell me you really did it.
843
01:09:58,043 --> 01:09:59,668
Let's go.
844
01:10:00,251 --> 01:10:02,293
It's yours.
845
01:10:04,376 --> 01:10:06,001
Excuse me.
846
01:10:07,710 --> 01:10:09,501
Mum?
847
01:10:09,501 --> 01:10:12,085
I can't come today,
what about tomorrow?
848
01:10:13,001 --> 01:10:15,918
Lasagne?
Don't make me decide now, please.
849
01:10:17,418 --> 01:10:18,918
I love you as well. Bye.
850
01:10:23,001 --> 01:10:26,793
Today
we're going to do a new mock exam.
851
01:10:27,210 --> 01:10:28,751
Again?
852
01:10:28,960 --> 01:10:30,626
Again.
853
01:10:30,876 --> 01:10:33,751
Use books, manuals, internet,
854
01:10:33,751 --> 01:10:35,626
whatever, so long as you answer.
855
01:10:35,835 --> 01:10:39,126
Yes, the important thing is
that you learn the questions well.
856
01:10:39,126 --> 01:10:40,751
Perfectly.
857
01:10:41,001 --> 01:10:42,918
Precisely, precisely.
858
01:10:43,210 --> 01:10:45,335
In case they were very similar
859
01:10:45,335 --> 01:10:48,001
to those that come out
in this year's exam, eh?
860
01:10:48,585 --> 01:10:51,418
We'll go out in case you want
to copy.... consult with each other.
861
01:10:51,418 --> 01:10:53,960
- Good luck.
- Work hard.
862
01:11:02,335 --> 01:11:04,460
Who's this?
863
01:11:06,251 --> 01:11:09,835
No, Cioncoloni has taken my phone.
864
01:11:09,835 --> 01:11:12,293
- Wait, I'll get him.
- No, wait.
865
01:11:13,001 --> 01:11:14,960
Let's have a look.
866
01:11:22,751 --> 01:11:24,585
All right...
867
01:11:25,043 --> 01:11:26,668
they stole the exam papers!
868
01:11:36,126 --> 01:11:37,876
Wrong PIN.
869
01:11:38,043 --> 01:11:39,793
What's wrong with this?
870
01:11:40,751 --> 01:11:44,210
- What is it?
- That's only ten minutes...
871
01:11:45,085 --> 01:11:46,710
What happened?
872
01:11:47,543 --> 01:11:49,168
It's humiliating.
873
01:11:49,418 --> 01:11:51,376
Do you think we're idiots?
874
01:11:51,376 --> 01:11:53,460
You stole the wrong papers.
875
01:11:53,460 --> 01:11:55,418
They are those for middle school.
876
01:12:01,793 --> 01:12:03,418
For middle school?
877
01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:06,251
Eh, but we were close, though, no?
878
01:12:06,751 --> 01:12:10,126
History teaches that being close
to winning is different to winning.
879
01:12:12,668 --> 01:12:15,168
What a shame after all that effort.
880
01:12:15,918 --> 01:12:18,585
My niece
is doing the middle school exam.
881
01:12:34,293 --> 01:12:35,960
They're total morons.
882
01:12:36,168 --> 01:12:38,793
They're heroes.
Anyone can make a mistake.
883
01:12:39,001 --> 01:12:40,876
Did you read the maths problem?
884
01:12:40,876 --> 01:12:42,710
Gianni raises 600 cows...
885
01:12:42,918 --> 01:12:46,126
- The cow one was really difficult.
- It was!
886
01:12:46,335 --> 01:12:49,168
They didn't do anything all year
and think they can sort it like this!
887
01:12:50,126 --> 01:12:52,751
What do you care? You'll pass anyway.
888
01:12:53,085 --> 01:12:57,085
That's not the point, they're meant
to help us, but they don't care.
889
01:12:57,918 --> 01:13:00,793
They don't care if we learn,
if we study, if we pass.
890
01:13:01,168 --> 01:13:03,793
They're right.
No one's waiting for us, Camilla.
891
01:13:03,793 --> 01:13:05,751
Outside here,
for us, there's nothing.
892
01:13:06,293 --> 01:13:08,835
You? What do you want to be?
893
01:13:09,043 --> 01:13:10,876
- A biologist.
- Doesn't matter, you can't!
894
01:13:11,126 --> 01:13:13,960
Everything you used to expect to find
outside here doesn't exist now,
895
01:13:14,168 --> 01:13:17,751
the last train left years ago
and our generation missed it.
896
01:13:17,751 --> 01:13:21,001
We have to walk,
can't we at least enjoy the trip?
897
01:13:21,210 --> 01:13:23,293
It's their fault
if that's how things are!
898
01:13:23,501 --> 01:13:25,751
They tried.
They committed a federal crime.
899
01:13:26,418 --> 01:13:30,043
- There are no federal crimes in Italy.
- They committed an offence.
900
01:13:30,543 --> 01:13:32,251
Who did they do it for?
901
01:13:33,210 --> 01:13:34,793
Do you know?
902
01:13:47,335 --> 01:13:49,085
For us.
903
01:13:53,960 --> 01:13:55,668
They did it for us.
904
01:14:33,085 --> 01:14:34,960
You mean it?
905
01:14:36,418 --> 01:14:38,043
You're giving up your post?
906
01:14:39,210 --> 01:14:41,168
What difference does it make?
907
01:14:41,168 --> 01:14:43,960
Who am I kidding?
I'm not a teacher.
908
01:14:44,168 --> 01:14:46,085
Don't try it, Antonio.
909
01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:50,376
Spin it any way you like,
but the truth is that in two weeks
910
01:14:50,376 --> 01:14:53,168
your pupils have their exam
and you're abandoning them.
911
01:14:54,126 --> 01:14:56,376
I'll do what I'm best at.
912
01:15:21,710 --> 01:15:22,918
Sir?
913
01:15:49,710 --> 01:15:53,335
- Are they doing classes down here?
- Come, I need you.
914
01:15:59,668 --> 01:16:01,960
- What is it?
- Come, I'm forming a team.
915
01:16:07,918 --> 01:16:10,210
You go ahead, I'll join you.
916
01:16:26,293 --> 01:16:30,501
And now, my dear Luca,
I'm going to teach you a lesson.
917
01:16:36,251 --> 01:16:40,293
For the equipment
you need written authorisation,
918
01:16:40,710 --> 01:16:43,335
or module H75 with the protocol.
919
01:16:45,001 --> 01:16:47,168
Why won't this work?
920
01:16:49,418 --> 01:16:52,960
- Why won't it send!?
- It'll be a stacking problem,
921
01:16:53,126 --> 01:16:55,210
or a question of memory, no?
922
01:16:55,960 --> 01:16:59,626
To hell with it!
The school's closing anyway.
923
01:17:08,418 --> 01:17:11,460
Or more likely
the network cable is disconnected.
924
01:17:57,210 --> 01:17:59,543
How do you judge a teacher?
925
01:18:00,668 --> 01:18:02,376
With a score?
926
01:18:02,626 --> 01:18:04,085
A number?
927
01:18:04,501 --> 01:18:07,251
How do you judge
the value of a teacher?
928
01:18:08,418 --> 01:18:10,335
On the number of passes?
929
01:18:11,251 --> 01:18:13,043
Or the number of fails?
930
01:18:14,418 --> 01:18:18,126
One time a colleague said to me,
"I'm harsh but precise,
931
01:18:18,126 --> 01:18:21,418
I look at the arithmetic average,
I had to fail 20 out of 25."
932
01:18:21,710 --> 01:18:23,376
Precise?
933
01:18:23,376 --> 01:18:25,460
You're incompetent.
934
01:18:26,376 --> 01:18:29,501
Because not everything that counts
can be counted,
935
01:18:30,460 --> 01:18:32,793
and not everything
that can be counted counts.
936
01:18:33,543 --> 01:18:35,918
That's not mine. It's Einstein.
937
01:18:37,418 --> 01:18:39,460
Because the school I believe in,
938
01:18:39,668 --> 01:18:43,501
is one where you live every lesson
with your body, mind and spirit.
939
01:18:45,960 --> 01:18:48,668
Because the desire
to learn, know, discover
940
01:18:50,210 --> 01:18:52,918
is the most beautiful game
we can play
941
01:18:54,668 --> 01:18:57,626
Maybe our methods
seemed a bit strange to you.
942
01:18:58,293 --> 01:19:00,543
But I assure you we did all we could
943
01:19:00,543 --> 01:19:02,876
to pass on to you what we believe in.
944
01:19:04,376 --> 01:19:06,793
The purpose of school
is to form the thought
945
01:19:06,793 --> 01:19:08,960
to imagine a better world.
946
01:19:10,001 --> 01:19:12,668
And it hands down poetry to love it.
947
01:19:13,793 --> 01:19:17,126
And it teaches languages to know it.
948
01:19:18,460 --> 01:19:21,668
And it forges strong bodies
to pass through it.
949
01:19:21,960 --> 01:19:24,626
And it provides the elements
to build it.
950
01:19:24,626 --> 01:19:26,293
All the elements.
951
01:19:32,001 --> 01:19:33,626
When...
952
01:19:35,710 --> 01:19:37,960
When you think back over these years,
953
01:19:38,876 --> 01:19:41,168
they will be the best of your lives,
954
01:19:41,668 --> 01:19:43,085
it happens to everyone.
955
01:19:46,126 --> 01:19:48,085
It even happened to me.
956
01:19:49,960 --> 01:19:53,793
And there's not a single day I don't
wish I could go back to those desks
957
01:19:54,376 --> 01:19:56,585
that gave me so much
958
01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:59,793
anxiety and fear, joy, friendship,
959
01:20:00,251 --> 01:20:02,001
happiness and love.
960
01:20:03,668 --> 01:20:07,043
But I can't do that
because no one can..
961
01:20:08,418 --> 01:20:10,501
Because these are your desks now.
962
01:20:11,460 --> 01:20:13,668
Because this is your moment.
963
01:20:13,668 --> 01:20:15,710
And you have to live it to the full!
964
01:20:16,793 --> 01:20:19,585
Help us to make you the people
965
01:20:19,585 --> 01:20:22,085
who will build a better world tomorrow!
966
01:20:54,293 --> 01:20:56,501
This means only one thing.
967
01:20:57,918 --> 01:21:00,126
That it's time for us to kiss?
968
01:21:00,126 --> 01:21:03,043
No, that you start studying properly.
969
01:21:05,418 --> 01:21:10,460
We're the Manzoni kids!
970
01:21:10,626 --> 01:21:12,876
And we're going to pass the exam!
971
01:21:12,876 --> 01:21:14,835
"2 WEEKS TO THE EXAMS"
972
01:21:17,585 --> 01:21:19,543
Get up, you sloths.
973
01:21:19,543 --> 01:21:21,710
Come on, it's time, move.
974
01:21:21,710 --> 01:21:23,460
Come on, Luca, hey!
975
01:21:24,001 --> 01:21:25,793
Roll out, chubby. Come on.
976
01:21:26,793 --> 01:21:28,668
Come on, we're starting!
977
01:21:28,668 --> 01:21:32,251
Guys, all philosophy
can be reduced to two great schools,
978
01:21:32,251 --> 01:21:35,626
Aristotelian and Platonic,
the concrete world and that of ideas.
979
01:21:35,626 --> 01:21:37,793
Everything else is academic.
980
01:21:37,793 --> 01:21:39,876
Incredible. I understand everything!
981
01:21:39,876 --> 01:21:42,585
Let him drink, let him drink!
982
01:21:42,585 --> 01:21:44,668
Please, help yourselves.
983
01:21:44,668 --> 01:21:47,876
- We're sure this isn't doping, yeah?
- No! It's all legal.
984
01:21:47,876 --> 01:21:51,293
Fanfulla elixir,
distilled and patented.
985
01:22:07,460 --> 01:22:09,251
Cuttlefish Bones?
986
01:22:09,710 --> 01:22:13,418
Pascoli?
Montale! 1925,
987
01:22:13,835 --> 01:22:15,293
23 lyrics.
988
01:22:39,335 --> 01:22:41,835
A bit complicated, eh?
What can we do?
989
01:22:42,876 --> 01:22:45,751
- You can collect here.
- Exactly. What?
990
01:22:46,710 --> 01:22:49,793
- X at the second.
- Oh, see? So we cut this...
991
01:22:52,710 --> 01:22:55,876
X again, right, multiply...
992
01:22:56,293 --> 01:22:59,793
- What comes out? There...
- Right, this way...
993
01:23:00,876 --> 01:23:02,835
1 over...
994
01:23:04,751 --> 01:23:06,210
Right?
995
01:23:07,085 --> 01:23:10,835
And for a very good Claudia,
is there a Luca stepping up?
996
01:23:11,043 --> 01:23:12,960
Break a leg.
997
01:23:15,001 --> 01:23:16,501
What can we do here?
998
01:23:16,710 --> 01:23:19,626
When a situation is complicated
what can we do?
999
01:23:21,085 --> 01:23:23,543
Can we simplify it?
1000
01:23:25,418 --> 01:23:28,126
For example,
get rid of the X squared.
1001
01:23:28,126 --> 01:23:30,210
Are all those other Xs
not a bit annoying?
1002
01:23:30,418 --> 01:23:33,001
- Yes, sir.
- How do we get rid of them?
1003
01:23:33,210 --> 01:23:35,126
4 divided by X we can't get rid of.
1004
01:23:35,335 --> 01:23:38,793
But if we know
that X tends to infinity, maybe yes,
1005
01:23:38,793 --> 01:23:42,168
that is 4 divided infinitely,
4 makes a number divided infinitely.
1006
01:23:43,376 --> 01:23:46,460
Were you not there that day?
Didn't you care... We'll get there together:
1007
01:23:46,460 --> 01:23:48,960
- 4 divided by 2?
- 2
1008
01:23:48,960 --> 01:23:51,126
- 4 divided by 4?
- 1.
1009
01:23:51,126 --> 01:23:53,126
- 4 divided by 8?
- Half.
1010
01:23:53,126 --> 01:23:55,876
- Always less! 4 divided by infinity?
- Zero.
1011
01:23:56,085 --> 01:23:57,668
So?
1012
01:23:57,668 --> 01:23:59,543
- Get rid of all the Xs!
- Of course!
1013
01:24:01,251 --> 01:24:04,043
5 minus zero, go! All of them...
What's left?
1014
01:24:35,876 --> 01:24:37,835
This is your problem.
1015
01:24:43,793 --> 01:24:47,043
"THE EXAMS"
1016
01:24:52,501 --> 01:24:54,543
I've nothing against you personally...
1017
01:24:54,543 --> 01:24:56,793
but I find it dubious that...
1018
01:24:57,793 --> 01:25:00,668
- Fabbri, what's wrong?
- Security.
1019
01:25:00,668 --> 01:25:03,501
- Who asked for this?
- It's all legal, Headmaster,
1020
01:25:03,501 --> 01:25:05,710
with the signature of the president
of the commission
1021
01:25:05,918 --> 01:25:09,668
- who technically is your superior.
- Who is it?
1022
01:25:12,460 --> 01:25:14,168
Hello, Carlo.
1023
01:25:14,918 --> 01:25:17,168
Let's start with the searches.
1024
01:25:19,793 --> 01:25:22,210
I know all your tricks.
1025
01:25:23,501 --> 01:25:25,960
Cartridge belt on the wrist,
the waist.
1026
01:25:26,168 --> 01:25:29,418
Pockets in the underwear.
Poker player's sleeves.
1027
01:25:30,293 --> 01:25:33,168
Marcelletti's pacemaker.
1028
01:25:33,376 --> 01:25:36,918
Marcelletti a student from Rovigo,
school leaving exam '94.
1029
01:25:37,418 --> 01:25:39,501
Pencil cases with false bottoms.
1030
01:25:40,626 --> 01:25:42,710
Fake prosthesis, plasters.
1031
01:25:43,293 --> 01:25:45,001
Inserts in the heel.
1032
01:25:45,668 --> 01:25:47,501
Have we found something here?
1033
01:25:47,710 --> 01:25:50,085
Ah, inhalers for asthmatics...
1034
01:25:52,418 --> 01:25:56,168
There is no communication
with the outside world.
1035
01:25:57,751 --> 01:26:00,543
Last year someone tried with a drone.
1036
01:26:00,543 --> 01:26:02,210
You know what happened?
1037
01:26:03,793 --> 01:26:05,543
It was shot down.
1038
01:26:10,001 --> 01:26:12,043
Right, ladies and gentlemen,
1039
01:26:12,043 --> 01:26:15,835
you have 5 hours and 26 minutes.
1040
01:26:16,918 --> 01:26:18,876
You think you can do it?
1041
01:26:20,210 --> 01:26:23,293
Nice hair. Rasta!
1042
01:26:26,085 --> 01:26:27,918
Watch, it fell.
1043
01:26:27,918 --> 01:26:30,960
Pick up the thing that dropped...
1044
01:26:30,960 --> 01:26:34,168
that dropped as well...
my fault, sorry, my fault.
1045
01:26:34,376 --> 01:26:37,251
Excuse me, let me through. Thank you.
1046
01:26:38,668 --> 01:26:40,751
Nice day, eh.
1047
01:26:40,751 --> 01:26:43,585
A really nice day!
1048
01:26:45,710 --> 01:26:47,585
My kids...
1049
01:26:47,585 --> 01:26:49,710
in there, fighting on their own.
1050
01:26:50,043 --> 01:26:52,793
And they made such an effort!
They were so good.
1051
01:26:52,793 --> 01:26:55,376
- They gave their all.
- And us?
1052
01:26:56,210 --> 01:26:59,126
Did we do enough?
1053
01:27:03,585 --> 01:27:05,585
I could maybe have done more.
1054
01:27:06,251 --> 01:27:08,793
Perfect teachers don't exist.
1055
01:27:10,543 --> 01:27:13,043
There exist those
who've been through a lot,
1056
01:27:13,043 --> 01:27:15,543
the disillusioned, the tired,
1057
01:27:15,543 --> 01:27:17,876
the nervous, the bastards...
1058
01:27:17,876 --> 01:27:20,210
the ones
with the problems everyone has.
1059
01:27:20,710 --> 01:27:24,501
But there are also teachers
who, despite it all, still believe.
1060
01:27:25,043 --> 01:27:28,876
They try, they stimulate,
they have hearts, basically.
1061
01:27:29,168 --> 01:27:31,585
Because there are and always will be
1062
01:27:31,585 --> 01:27:33,668
passionate teachers.
1063
01:27:33,918 --> 01:27:36,293
That's who you are.
1064
01:27:36,585 --> 01:27:38,835
I didn't know you, but...
1065
01:27:40,043 --> 01:27:42,335
I had the privilege
of working with you.
1066
01:27:45,168 --> 01:27:47,043
You're going to make me cry.
1067
01:28:01,043 --> 01:28:04,626
"SECOND TEST"
1068
01:28:07,251 --> 01:28:09,335
It's broken.
1069
01:28:10,376 --> 01:28:12,210
I do everything, so I do,
1070
01:28:12,418 --> 01:28:14,335
this is incredible...
1071
01:28:35,918 --> 01:28:38,168
I've lost a contact lens as well.
1072
01:28:38,668 --> 01:28:41,251
I can't find my contact lens.
1073
01:28:41,668 --> 01:28:43,585
Damn lens...
1074
01:28:43,793 --> 01:28:46,085
Have you seen my contact lens?
1075
01:28:46,085 --> 01:28:47,960
I lost it.
1076
01:28:48,501 --> 01:28:50,751
All right, if anyone finds it,
1077
01:28:52,335 --> 01:28:54,418
let me know, eh.
1078
01:28:58,168 --> 01:28:59,960
It's hot, eh?
1079
01:29:54,751 --> 01:29:58,126
I can't finish, that pain in the arse
has distracted me.
1080
01:29:59,043 --> 01:30:00,626
I've got this.
1081
01:30:00,626 --> 01:30:02,418
What do I do with this?
1082
01:30:02,751 --> 01:30:04,376
Claudia gave me it.
1083
01:30:21,251 --> 01:30:24,210
- What are you doing?
- I'm...
1084
01:30:24,210 --> 01:30:26,251
stretching my legs a bit.
1085
01:30:26,460 --> 01:30:29,293
- You're trying to copy, eh?
- Me? No.
1086
01:30:29,918 --> 01:30:32,585
Ladies and gentlemen,
let me present...
1087
01:30:32,793 --> 01:30:35,085
the first fail!
1088
01:30:39,126 --> 01:30:41,001
That's enough!
1089
01:30:51,960 --> 01:30:54,335
Yes, Miss, I'm listening.
1090
01:30:55,918 --> 01:30:58,001
Camilla has nothing to say
1091
01:31:26,543 --> 01:31:31,585
"THE BOARDS"
1092
01:32:00,710 --> 01:32:03,585
There's 21 of us. 10 passed.
1093
01:32:03,585 --> 01:32:05,293
Less than 50%.
1094
01:32:20,001 --> 01:32:22,043
Manzoni is closing, guys.
1095
01:32:26,460 --> 01:32:28,376
Let's go outside for a moment.
1096
01:32:45,376 --> 01:32:48,501
One more,
one more was all that was needed.
1097
01:32:50,335 --> 01:32:53,793
One school closes, another one opens.
1098
01:32:55,710 --> 01:32:57,543
Here.
1099
01:32:57,543 --> 01:33:00,085
Come and see us,
I'll give you a discount.
1100
01:33:02,585 --> 01:33:05,418
I suggest you think carefully,
1101
01:33:06,501 --> 01:33:08,710
if you want to find a job.
1102
01:33:19,710 --> 01:33:21,335
Excuse me.
1103
01:33:21,335 --> 01:33:23,876
Now we're going for some fresh air,
1104
01:33:23,876 --> 01:33:26,126
let's understand
if technically this is something
1105
01:33:26,335 --> 01:33:29,418
which could be done legally.
1106
01:33:45,835 --> 01:33:47,376
Headmaster!
1107
01:33:49,210 --> 01:33:52,668
- There's an urgent fax for you.
- Already?
1108
01:34:04,626 --> 01:34:07,710
Sir, could you read this aloud,
please?
1109
01:34:10,710 --> 01:34:12,876
"Following your request,"
1110
01:34:13,085 --> 01:34:15,001
"the ministerial commission"
1111
01:34:15,001 --> 01:34:18,293
"expels and suspends
the pupil Luca Pagliarulo"
1112
01:34:19,001 --> 01:34:22,960
"with retroactive effect starting
from the date of the request..."
1113
01:34:22,960 --> 01:34:24,918
That's impossible.
1114
01:34:24,918 --> 01:34:27,918
- What does it mean?
- It means...
1115
01:34:28,585 --> 01:34:32,376
that Luca shouldn't have sat the exam!
1116
01:34:32,835 --> 01:34:36,918
I reported him to Ministry, he locked
me in the basement for 66 hours!
1117
01:34:37,418 --> 01:34:39,626
They ordered your expulsion.
1118
01:34:39,626 --> 01:34:41,626
They ordered his expulsion!
1119
01:34:41,835 --> 01:34:43,876
And if I remember correctly,
1120
01:34:44,376 --> 01:34:47,376
the Ministry wanted a 50% pass rate,
1121
01:34:48,585 --> 01:34:50,585
and removing Luca,
1122
01:34:51,501 --> 01:34:54,626
we have a 50% pass rate!
1123
01:35:06,418 --> 01:35:08,335
Sir, what's happening?
1124
01:35:08,710 --> 01:35:12,210
What's happening is you saved
the Manzoni! You're a hero!
1125
01:35:16,293 --> 01:35:18,751
- Now is the moment.
- For what?
1126
01:35:28,335 --> 01:35:31,710
Excuse me...
but technically it's all down to me!
1127
01:36:26,376 --> 01:36:31,168
"...ONE YEAR LATER"
1128
01:36:34,501 --> 01:36:37,043
There! I told you.
1129
01:36:37,043 --> 01:36:38,960
Every year.
1130
01:36:40,960 --> 01:36:43,043
Every year.
1131
01:37:08,460 --> 01:37:12,918
THE TEACHERS ARE COMING
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