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(lively music)
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(soft music)
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- The events leading up to my death
were a lot like the rest of my life.
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Things didn't go exactly as planned.
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If you asked me what the odds
in an amateur hanging
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going off without a hitch were,
I'd say about one in three.
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A few things can happen.
Put the noose too high?
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Swing for hours.
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Too low?
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Choke for minutes.
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But hit that sweet spot,
the neck'll snap just so.
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One in three.
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(grunting)
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Okay...
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...one in four.
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(rock music)
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I was born a gambler.
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Cards, dice,
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sports, horses.
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I'd bet on anything if the odds were right.
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But now I’ve lost a bet
that cost me more than money.
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It's cost me my family.
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My family defies all odds.
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Five kids; all boys.
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The odds in that?
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One in 16.
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Five boys from three different women?
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One in 300.
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Staying married to my first wife
through that?
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Somewhere south of zero.
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That's my eldest son, Nuts.
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Born during a heat wave.
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His mother says
that's what gives him his temper;
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but.. I think the kid was born
with a sour disposition.
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Nuts wasn't one for school.
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All he ever wanted to be was a pro boxer
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But... well...
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things didn't go exactly as planned.
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That's my second boy, Cal.
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Poor kid inherited
my weakness for women.
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I knew pretty early on when he found a way
to join an all-girls prep school.
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Now that one cost me a small fortune.
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Come Christmas, he shows up
with a different gal each year
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And let's just say he's got a type.
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After Cal came my third boy, Jacob.
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Smart, organized.
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Holds down a real job.
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Huh. Y know,
when you say it all together like that,
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makes me wonder if he's mine after all.
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Now, I'm no saint.
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Fact is, I'd probably catch on fire
if I ever did step foot in church.
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So long story short:
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her name was Champagne.
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And nine months later; boy number four
shows up on my doorstep.
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The kid's got a lot of heart.
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Everyone calls him Juicebox
because, well...
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...I wouldn’t call a kid slow, but...
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well, he's got a big heart
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Goldie forgave me for Champagne.
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But you know what they say;
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fool me once, shame on you.
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Fool me twice, you're divorced.
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Sometimes life throws you a curve ball.
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A tiny, Vietnamese curve ball.
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After what became colorfully known
as the Saigon Incident,
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Goldie, quite understandably, left me.
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But she never stopped
being a good mom to the boys,
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even the ones that weren’t hers.
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And that's my family.
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The most unlikely bunch
you'll ever chance upon.
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And seeing as I'd sooner die
than see any harm come to them...
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..today's gonna be
the last day of my life.
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The odds of surviving
a trip over Niagara Falls are long.
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It's happened exactly once.
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Back in '53, some kid lucked out
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But he had an adult-sized life jacket on,
so I'm not sure it counts.
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Now that's hot to knock
what the Ht' tiger went through,
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but a boy that small
in a life jacket that big?
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The kid's practically a fuckin' pontoon.
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But I don't want to beat the odds here.
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For once, I want them stacked against me.
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Just like I stacked them
against my oldest boys.
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So I need a miracle.
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For my family.
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For fate to erase the weight
of all my misdeeds.
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A reversal of fortune.
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A resurrection.
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A real, bona-fide miracle.
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But I don't believe in miracles.
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(funky music)
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I know that it's time
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And you’re staying in
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La la la la la la la la la
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And you’re staying home
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And I'm all alone
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La la la la la la la la la
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Wontcha wontcha wontcha
bring a little water
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Bring a little wine
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Bring a little lovin'
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And I feel fine
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I know that you want to
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And I know that you do
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Come in here and love with me
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It's thunder and rain
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But it's all the same
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La la la la la la la la la
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Ha I'm paying for this call
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And I don't mind at all
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La la la la la la la la la
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Wontcha wontcha wontcha
bring a little water
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Bring a little wine
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Bring a little lovin'
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And I feel fine
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I know that you want to
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And I know that you do
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Come in here and love with me
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- We're gathered here
to mourn the passing of Edward...
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"Duke" White.
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Some of us knew him.
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Some of us loved him.
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And apparently some of us
are just here for the free donuts.
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Ahem.
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Duke... never did anything the normal way,
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so... it's no surprise
we don't have a body to bury.
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- Move.
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-And, of course,
Duke wasn't much for church.
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In fact, only time
he ever got anywhere near the Bible
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was when he swore to tell the truth,
the whole truth and nothing but.
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In case you were wondering, he... he didn't.
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So instead of reading Bible verse,
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I'm gonna recite the lyrics
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to Lynyrd Skynyrd's Freebird
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- Mom didn't show?
- We couldn't get a hold of her.
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Why are you late?
- Flight was delayed
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and I had a detour on the highway.
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- What was her name?
- Candyanna.
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- Even her name makes me wanna
put on a condom, or strip.
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- Would you two shut up?
We're at a goddamn funeral.
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- it's okay.
- "Lord knows I can't change.
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"Lord help me...
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I can't change."
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Ahem. Now I'd like to have
Duke's five boys come up here
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and place a personal memento
in the coffin.
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He was...
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...the best brother a man could have.
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- He was the worst father a man could have.
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- A bus pass?
- I didn't know
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we were supposed to bring presents.
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That's my watch.
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- Please don't make a big deal about this.
- That's my watch.
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- Do not make a big deal about it!
- Don't! Cal! Get the fuck off, Cal!!!
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- Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!
What's the matter with you?
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You should be ashamed of yourself,
throwin' punches like that!
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Snap the wrist.
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(rock music)
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I'm a crawler baby
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Well I crawl right after you
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I'm the crawler baby
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I crawl right after you
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- Breaks my heart
we had to trot out OI' Rusty.
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Come Christmas dinner, there's Rusty.
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Everybody's birthday party,
you know Rusty's gonna be invited.
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But... OI' Rusty at your father's funeral?
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This family's got a certain reputation,
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and tonight
you boys pretty much cemented ii.
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Think we can get through
the reading of the will
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without having to call a paramedic?
- I can.
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- Shut up.
- You know what?
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I gotta take a piss.
I'll be right back.
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- Alright, where's the, uh...
waitress in this place?
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Thank you!
Um, but I'd rather you sprayed mace
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into my mouth. But...
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I will let you try this very nice
single-malt scotch I discovered.
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- You discovered it?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah? You fucking Magellan?
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Circumnavigating the globe
in Search of flavour?
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Don't put on airs with me, okay?
we seen you drink lighter fluid.
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- I remember that.
It made you weird.
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- I dunno what you're talking about.
it's good, isn't it?
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- It's pretty good.
- Bottoms up.
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- Jacob, what happens when we die?
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- Uh, wow. Ahem.
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I don't know, Todd.
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What I do know is that good guys
like you go to heaven.
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- Dad was a pretty good guy, huh?
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(laughing)
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(laughing)
- He was a good... yes, he was a...
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(laughing)
He was a good...
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- Uh... you know what, buddy?
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Don't worry about ii.
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He's probably not even dead.
He's only been gone for two weeks.
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- Really?
- Yeah, really.
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- Don't do mat.
- Don't do what?
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- Don't give him false hope.
.Just bear the kids feelings--
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- You want me to think about the kid...
This coming from...
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I remember when the two of you
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put XS and Os all over his face
with permanent marker.
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He went to school
and they called him Tic Tac Todd!
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- That was a decade ago!
How do you even remember that?
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Are you used to holding onto small things?
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- That's hilarious.
- See what I did right there?
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When I said "small things,"
I meant something different?
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- 'Kay, guys, got some drinks here.
- I meant your penis.
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(laughter)
- Beer.
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- Thank you.
- OJ... and a Mini Julep.
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- Uh, you know what, doll?
Actually, this is not a Mint Julep.
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- This ain't the Glass Slipper, princess.
it's a beer
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with a shot of Peppermint Listerine.
'Bout as close as you're gonna get.
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- Mm. Think she's bad news, Cal.
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- No. Her?
- Tattooed on her back.
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- Oh, yeah, it is. Huh.
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- Alright, before we read the will,
should we have a little toast?
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- Yeah.
- To Duke.
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May you be 40 years in heaven
before the Devil knows you're dead.
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- I can't drink this.
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- Last Will and Testament...
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of Edward White.
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- My boys...
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...I'm leaving you
with a heart full of regret.
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I should've been a better father
and been there for you instead of myself
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I should've settled down
and been a better husband.
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Your mother was a good woman.
Juicy's, too.
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Even Soo Ling wasn't that bad.
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And, most of all, I should've led a life
that didn't end with a list of regrets.
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The fact is, the only thing
I don't regret is you boys,
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and I'm proud of you all.
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So let's get down to who gets what.
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- "To Nuts,
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I leave my bar of silver."
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- Remember to keep your chin up.
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There's always a silver lining, boy-o.
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To Cal,
I leave the White family wedding ring.
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Marry a good one, son.
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And be sure she's a good one.
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- "Can't run around
like a bull in a vagina shop forever."
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(laughter)
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- To Jacob, I leave the Elvis suit
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from the '72 Burnin' Love tour;
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worn in Phoenix and Albuquerque."
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- Wait... wait a sec.
Who wore it in Phoenix and Albuquerque?
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- It... does not really say.
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- To Juicy and Todd...
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...I leave 380 in cash.
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Truth is, I'm not sure what you're into,
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so just buy whatever it is you're in to.
And it better not be drugs.
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And as for the house,
I'm leaving it all to you boys to live in.
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Just so long
as you don't kill each other first.
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- "And that's who gets what.
251
00:14:53,522 --> 00:14:55,866
Now for the hard part."
252
00:14:59,228 --> 00:15:00,901
- I’ve done a terrible thing.
253
00:15:01,297 --> 00:15:02,901
(lively music)
254
00:15:03,799 --> 00:15:06,109
Nuts, Cal, Jacob,
255
00:15:06,235 --> 00:15:10,183
you may recall that drug-testing thing
I signed you up for back in '99
256
00:15:10,306 --> 00:15:11,785
(radio): Are you male? 18 to 31?
257
00:15:11,908 --> 00:15:15,151
Non-smoker?
If so, Bovastrada Pharmaceuticals
258
00:15:15,278 --> 00:15:17,451
has an opportunity for you.
259
00:15:17,580 --> 00:15:19,753
(Duke): Now this am? an excuse,
260
00:15:19,882 --> 00:15:21,486
but I was concussed at the time.
261
00:15:21,617 --> 00:15:23,722
A man doesn’t think clearest
after a concussion.
262
00:15:23,853 --> 00:15:25,491
(radio): And just ask Rudy Arbour
263
00:15:25,621 --> 00:15:27,396
what you can do with $2,000!
264
00:15:27,523 --> 00:15:29,594
- I got a Ski-Doo with my money.
265
00:15:29,725 --> 00:15:32,763
And I only had to take
two pills a week for a month.
266
00:15:33,763 --> 00:15:36,141
- "It paid you two grand each--"
- Wait a minute.
267
00:15:36,265 --> 00:15:38,768
We never got two grand.
That's not right. We got one grand.
268
00:15:39,602 --> 00:15:41,138
- Yeah...
269
00:15:41,270 --> 00:15:43,307
Duke... took 50%.
270
00:15:43,439 --> 00:15:44,941
Finders fee.
271
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:46,815
(Duke): They paid you two grand each,
272
00:15:46,943 --> 00:15:49,981
but it turns out there's a lot more money
involved than that.
273
00:15:50,112 --> 00:15:54,458
This morning, a lawyer shows up
asking me to pass on documents to you boys.
274
00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:57,757
Some kind of legal settlement
that I would've known about earlier;
275
00:15:57,887 --> 00:16:00,493
but you know how I feel about letter mail.
276
00:16:00,623 --> 00:16:03,968
So I forged a few signatures
to speed up the process.
277
00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:06,972
Long story short: $100,000 per head.
278
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:09,940
I wanted to find the right way
to break it to you, is all.
279
00:16:10,066 --> 00:16:12,910
And there's no easy way
to say this next part
280
00:16:13,035 --> 00:16:15,242
But I saw all those zeroes.
281
00:16:15,371 --> 00:16:17,510
Holy shit.
282
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:19,517
(starting bell ringing)
(man): They're off!
283
00:16:19,976 --> 00:16:22,183
(Duke): I could tell you
it was a sure thing.
284
00:16:22,311 --> 00:16:25,690
I could say I was doing it
to make you all a pile more dough.
285
00:16:25,815 --> 00:16:27,658
Plus a finder's fee for myself
286
00:16:27,783 --> 00:16:29,694
But that doesn't make it right.
287
00:16:30,319 --> 00:16:32,856
And the strategic long shots I backed
288
00:16:32,989 --> 00:16:34,662
to recoup my initial losses,
289
00:16:34,790 --> 00:16:36,997
well, weren’t so strategic.
290
00:16:42,832 --> 00:16:45,108
Now there's no easy way to say this,
291
00:16:45,234 --> 00:16:47,840
so I'm just gonna come out and say it.
292
00:16:48,404 --> 00:16:51,010
Nuts, Cal, Jacob...
293
00:16:52,174 --> 00:16:53,517
Boys...
294
00:16:55,011 --> 00:16:56,888
...you three are gonna die.
295
00:16:57,013 --> 00:16:59,687
- Excuse me?
- What?
296
00:16:59,815 --> 00:17:01,988
- We are gonna?
- Yes, it's
297
00:17:02,485 --> 00:17:04,328
- Let me see the damn--
- Let me read ii!
298
00:17:05,354 --> 00:17:07,061
"And it's my fault."
299
00:17:07,189 --> 00:17:10,693
(Duke): The side effects of Affekterol
are mood swings and loose bowels.
300
00:17:11,193 --> 00:17:13,696
The one long-term side effect
is much worse;
301
00:17:15,031 --> 00:17:17,033
permanent cardiovascular damage.
302
00:17:19,201 --> 00:17:21,704
Affekterol weakens the walls
of your ticker.
303
00:17:22,538 --> 00:17:24,882
Now a stiff breeze could do you in.
304
00:17:26,042 --> 00:17:28,886
It's bloody amazing none of you
have cashed out already.
305
00:17:36,052 --> 00:17:39,932
Now, I figure a man who's done
what I’ve done is only Ht for the grave.
306
00:17:41,557 --> 00:17:43,730
(soft music)
I can't look at you boys.
307
00:17:45,728 --> 00:17:47,230
Or myself.
308
00:17:48,731 --> 00:17:51,075
So I'm gonna go on dying,
309
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,578
'cause I can't go on living.
310
00:17:55,071 --> 00:17:56,573
Goodbye, boys.
311
00:17:57,740 --> 00:17:59,242
I love you all...
312
00:18:01,077 --> 00:18:03,751
...even if I never did show it very well.
313
00:18:20,763 --> 00:18:23,676
- Maybe it's just all a mistake.
- Take Todd and Juicy home.
314
00:18:26,435 --> 00:18:30,315
- Maybe Duke just got it wrong.
- Take Todd and Juicy home.
315
00:18:33,909 --> 00:18:35,786
- Okay, let's go.
316
00:18:40,783 --> 00:18:42,729
- I don't believe ii.
- There's no way. We're fine.
317
00:18:42,852 --> 00:18:44,661
- No way, right?
- I'm fine. We're fine. Yeah.
318
00:18:44,787 --> 00:18:47,961
- This is years ago.
- Dad's always shaky on the facts anyway.
319
00:18:49,959 --> 00:18:51,495
- We're not dyin'
320
00:18:53,129 --> 00:18:54,802
- If we are, my liver goes first.
321
00:18:55,498 --> 00:18:57,375
(rock music)
322
00:19:00,636 --> 00:19:02,741
I can? sleep at night
323
00:19:02,872 --> 00:19:04,317
Can't turn out the light
324
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:06,386
Got to get alright
325
00:19:06,509 --> 00:19:09,149
Get myself alright I can try
326
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:11,724
But I know it's true...
327
00:19:11,847 --> 00:19:15,420
Take what I got
Till the sun is rain
328
00:19:15,551 --> 00:19:19,089
The sun is coming
I can pay my train
329
00:19:19,221 --> 00:19:22,725
I can? sleep at night
I can? sleep at night
330
00:19:22,858 --> 00:19:25,930
I can? sleep at night
Hey hey hey
331
00:19:26,862 --> 00:19:29,968
Alright Hey hey hey
332
00:19:36,672 --> 00:19:38,845
Ha Woo
333
00:19:38,974 --> 00:19:40,851
Hey hey hey
334
00:19:42,178 --> 00:19:45,216
Alright Hey hey hey
335
00:19:51,353 --> 00:19:52,855
(music fading)
336
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:03,207
(rock music)
(panting)
337
00:20:05,034 --> 00:20:06,877
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
338
00:20:14,543 --> 00:20:15,544
Fuck.
339
00:20:15,678 --> 00:20:17,555
(music continuing)
340
00:20:23,285 --> 00:20:24,730
(beeping)
341
00:20:26,222 --> 00:20:27,895
(clattering)
(groaning)
342
00:20:29,225 --> 00:20:30,727
(phone ringing)
343
00:20:36,065 --> 00:20:37,772
- Ahem.
344
00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:40,574
Yeah.
- So is baby brother ready for his debut?
345
00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:42,913
-Ah... no.
346
00:20:43,739 --> 00:20:45,446
Not at all.
- Tank Boy is.
347
00:20:45,574 --> 00:20:48,282
Cracked three jaws of his sparring partners
this week.
348
00:20:48,410 --> 00:20:49,946
The whole pie, that one!
349
00:20:50,079 --> 00:20:52,389
- Yeah..Just don't let him kill Juicy,
would ya?
350
00:20:52,514 --> 00:20:54,619
- Oh, we're just padding Tank's record,
is all.
351
00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:56,252
But ping-pong it is not.
352
00:20:56,418 --> 00:20:58,295
Three good rounds.
353
00:20:58,420 --> 00:20:59,592
- Mm-hmm.
354
00:21:00,422 --> 00:21:01,423
Piss.
355
00:21:08,564 --> 00:21:09,975
(groaning)
356
00:21:10,099 --> 00:21:12,978
What's the matter with you?
You fighting tonight and you eating this?
357
00:21:13,102 --> 00:21:15,605
It's like... giving your stomach a...
358
00:21:16,772 --> 00:21:18,479
perm
- it's still on?
359
00:21:18,607 --> 00:21:20,814
- Yeah. Ahem.
- I just... I thought--
360
00:21:20,943 --> 00:21:23,617
- Yeah, no. Nothing's changed.
Now hit the gym,
361
00:21:23,746 --> 00:21:25,487
take off these stupid...
(Signing)
362
00:21:26,115 --> 00:21:27,685
Who did this?
- Me.
363
00:21:27,816 --> 00:21:29,659
- You got beaten up by Todd?
- Please.
364
00:21:29,785 --> 00:21:31,765
- Oh.
- I'd hardly call it "got beaten up".
365
00:21:31,887 --> 00:21:33,696
- Really?
- Okay? It was a lucky shot,
366
00:21:33,822 --> 00:21:35,927
and if I had any warning...
I got combo'd
367
00:21:37,293 --> 00:21:39,899
You little twat!!! it's on!!
- Hey, relax.
368
00:21:40,029 --> 00:21:41,508
Sit down.
- What's a twat?
369
00:21:41,630 --> 00:21:44,668
- it's, uh... the smallest cone
they got at Dairy Queen.
370
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,905
- Fuck you, Todd.
- Relax! Put your pants back on
371
00:21:47,036 --> 00:21:48,674
and go hit the gym.
372
00:21:48,804 --> 00:21:52,650
Hopefully you do better against Tank Boy
than you do against 10-year-old Asian kids.
373
00:21:53,475 --> 00:21:55,546
- Hey.
- Can't talk. Gotta shower.
374
00:21:55,678 --> 00:21:58,522
- Come on. You know he's retarded.
Don't pick on him.
375
00:22:00,883 --> 00:22:02,362
- Hey, Toddy.
376
00:22:02,985 --> 00:22:05,864
- Nuts is making me a race-car pancake.
- Yeah.
377
00:22:05,988 --> 00:22:07,661
Yeah, rm trying, Toddy.
378
00:22:15,998 --> 00:22:17,500
Y'know
379
00:22:19,501 --> 00:22:21,003
I'm sorry. I--
(Cal laughing)
380
00:22:22,338 --> 00:22:23,339
What?
381
00:22:23,906 --> 00:22:27,353
- Y'know, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
382
00:22:27,476 --> 00:22:29,080
But that, that's a cock, buddy.
(laughing)
383
00:22:29,211 --> 00:22:30,884
- Yeah.
What are you eating for breakfast?
384
00:22:31,013 --> 00:22:35,086
- Well, I am attempting
to turn the food pyramid on its ass.
385
00:22:35,217 --> 00:22:38,061
I'll even eat
your freaky little erotic cook-cake.
386
00:22:38,187 --> 00:22:41,100
Who cares anymore?
- Would you quit it with that stuff, okay?
387
00:22:41,223 --> 00:22:42,201
We're gonna be fine. Alright?
388
00:22:42,324 --> 00:22:44,304
When I hear we're dying
from a guy like dad,
389
00:22:44,426 --> 00:22:46,929
all I think of is the million tall tales
he ever told
390
00:22:47,062 --> 00:22:49,542
- Dust settles.
Maxie turns to me and says,
391
00:22:49,665 --> 00:22:53,078
"Duke, that man you just cold-cocked?
392
00:22:53,202 --> 00:22:54,806
Bette Midler!"
393
00:22:54,937 --> 00:22:56,746
On the Virgin Mary's eyes.
Swear to Jesus.
394
00:22:56,872 --> 00:22:59,978
- Duke could teach a master class
in bullshit.
395
00:23:00,376 --> 00:23:01,878
- You know what I think?
396
00:23:02,211 --> 00:23:03,588
- What's that?
- I think you're in denial.
397
00:23:03,712 --> 00:23:05,851
- Don't tell me what I'm thinking.
- This is what you do.
398
00:23:05,981 --> 00:23:08,120
This is what you do in life.
You ignore the facts.
399
00:23:08,250 --> 00:23:09,786
- I do not!
- And then you get defensive.
400
00:23:09,918 --> 00:23:11,454
- Wrong again.
- And then you lash out!
401
00:23:11,587 --> 00:23:14,431
- Hey, fuck you!
We're not dying.
402
00:23:14,556 --> 00:23:16,092
- Yes, we are.
- What?
403
00:23:16,225 --> 00:23:19,399
- I just got back from the doctor
and he told me flat out...
404
00:23:19,728 --> 00:23:21,332
...we are dying.
405
00:23:23,899 --> 00:23:26,106
- Your vitals are still solid.
- Right
406
00:23:26,235 --> 00:23:28,442
- Won't know for sure
without the blood test.
407
00:23:28,570 --> 00:23:29,742
- Right, right.
408
00:23:30,572 --> 00:23:32,950
- Look, if you did take Affekterol
409
00:23:33,075 --> 00:23:35,419
- I did. I mean, it was years ago, though.
410
00:23:37,246 --> 00:23:40,125
- Well-ahem -
you've got an opportunity here.
411
00:23:40,249 --> 00:23:41,421
- Okay.
412
00:23:43,252 --> 00:23:45,755
- Is there anything
you ever really wanted to do, son?
413
00:23:48,924 --> 00:23:51,268
- Well, y-y-yeah, like a million things.
414
00:23:53,095 --> 00:23:54,267
-Do 'em
415
00:24:05,107 --> 00:24:07,553
- Duke dealt us a bad hand, bro.
- A bad hand?
416
00:24:07,676 --> 00:24:10,623
I didn't even get cards, okay?
I got, like, a bus transfer
417
00:24:10,746 --> 00:24:13,522
and a fucking coupon for tampons
- it's a wake-up call.
418
00:24:13,649 --> 00:24:16,858
I'm gonna make a list.
- Sounds like a very "you" thing to do.
419
00:24:16,985 --> 00:24:20,364
- Things are gonna change.
I got, like, a million things I wanna do.
420
00:24:20,489 --> 00:24:22,059
- Actually thought that that would be
something you would do. It's weird.
421
00:24:22,191 --> 00:24:24,034
- What do you mean, you thought?
- I was just thinking,
422
00:24:24,159 --> 00:24:26,196
"I wonder what he's gonna do?"
- What do you mean--
423
00:24:26,328 --> 00:24:28,308
- Are you guys fucking high?!
We're dying! Where's your anger?!
424
00:24:35,137 --> 00:24:37,048
- C'mere, Nuts. C'mere
- What're you doing?
425
00:24:37,172 --> 00:24:39,778
What are you doing?
-.Just giving my big brother a hug.
426
00:24:39,908 --> 00:24:41,615
- I don't need a fucking hug.
- Why?
427
00:24:41,743 --> 00:24:43,347
(Todd screaming)
428
00:24:43,479 --> 00:24:45,254
(Cal sighing)
429
00:24:45,981 --> 00:24:47,927
- Ah... Christ. Gerbil.
430
00:24:51,820 --> 00:24:54,323
It's a lot of death for one week,
isn't ii, buddy?
431
00:24:55,224 --> 00:24:56,567
- You want one?
432
00:24:56,692 --> 00:24:58,672
- What, a hug?
- Yeah. I'm just handing them out.
433
00:24:58,794 --> 00:25:01,001
- No, no, no, no. No.
- Yeah. Come on, we're not--
434
00:25:01,129 --> 00:25:02,540
- I'm cool with ii. it's cool.
435
00:25:02,664 --> 00:25:04,871
- Honestly, you're cool with ii, Cal?
436
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,207
We're dying and you're cool with it?
437
00:25:07,336 --> 00:25:09,816
- Okay, alright. I'm not cool with ii.
Alright?
438
00:25:09,938 --> 00:25:14,080
I'm not fucking cool with ii.
I am the opposite of cool! Okay?
439
00:25:14,209 --> 00:25:16,052
We're dying!
My life is a mess,
440
00:25:16,178 --> 00:25:18,886
and I know I'm gonna end up
just like Duke!
441
00:25:19,515 --> 00:25:21,791
I woke up this morning next to a woman,
442
00:25:21,917 --> 00:25:25,057
and let's just say that I walked
where angels fear to Head.
443
00:25:39,034 --> 00:25:40,377
On, boy.
444
00:25:42,371 --> 00:25:44,214
- 'Morning
- Pfft... Yes...
445
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,042
So it is... morning.
446
00:25:47,342 --> 00:25:48,878
Did we, uh...
447
00:25:49,878 --> 00:25:51,221
Did we do ii?
448
00:25:51,346 --> 00:25:53,986
- If by "it" you mean
going a couple of minutes,
449
00:25:54,116 --> 00:25:57,097
throwing up in my purse
and then crying yourself to sleep,
450
00:25:57,219 --> 00:25:58,755
then, yeah, we did ii.
451
00:25:59,221 --> 00:26:01,064
- Sorry. Yesterday was, um...
452
00:26:02,057 --> 00:26:03,730
...was very emotional for me.
453
00:26:04,726 --> 00:26:06,763
I buried my father, allegedly.
454
00:26:06,895 --> 00:26:09,569
- You mentioned that. I'm sorry.
- Ah, don't be sorry.
455
00:26:10,899 --> 00:26:13,277
Duke lived his life... so hard,
456
00:26:13,402 --> 00:26:15,814
he made Iggy Pop look Amish.
457
00:26:15,938 --> 00:26:18,077
- Um, wait a second. Duke?
Duke White?
458
00:26:18,206 --> 00:26:20,243
- Mm-hmm. Yeah. Why?
You knew him?
459
00:26:25,247 --> 00:26:26,521
Oh, my God.
460
00:26:26,648 --> 00:26:28,423
(rock music)
461
00:26:30,919 --> 00:26:33,923
I'm gonna end up like Duke,
I'm gonna end up like Duke!
462
00:26:34,056 --> 00:26:35,626
- No, you're not.
- Yes, I am.
463
00:26:35,757 --> 00:26:39,762
Listen, I don't wanna play Junior Freud here,
but by the transitive property of penises
464
00:26:41,096 --> 00:26:43,167
...I think I fucked mom last night.
465
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,136
- What's that?
- The waitress
466
00:26:46,268 --> 00:26:47,872
Dad and I both slept with her.
467
00:26:48,003 --> 00:26:51,246
Something has to change in me.
The ring, it was a sign. Y'know?
468
00:26:51,373 --> 00:26:54,149
I gotta stop whoring around
and I need to settle down!
469
00:26:54,276 --> 00:26:55,152
- Yes. Yes!
470
00:26:56,445 --> 00:26:59,449
- I think I know who with.
- Don't say ii.
471
00:26:59,581 --> 00:27:01,322
Don't--
- Miranda.
472
00:27:01,450 --> 00:27:03,726
- Oh, God.
- She's the one who got away.
473
00:27:03,852 --> 00:27:06,890
- No! She didn't get away, Cal.
She got incarcerated!
474
00:27:07,022 --> 00:27:08,695
- She's the only woman
who ever gave me that rush!
475
00:27:08,824 --> 00:27:11,464
- That wasn't a rush!
That was Chlamydia!
476
00:27:11,593 --> 00:27:14,802
- You don't understand.
You don't understand and that is fine.
477
00:27:15,797 --> 00:27:19,711
Alright? I wanna feel what it feels like
to be with her again.
478
00:27:19,835 --> 00:27:21,974
You don't know her like I do!
479
00:27:22,104 --> 00:27:25,210
- This is not the right move, okay?!
This is like...
480
00:27:25,340 --> 00:27:28,150
this is like you're killing yourself
before you're dying!
481
00:27:28,276 --> 00:27:29,516
Before you're killing yourself.
482
00:27:29,645 --> 00:27:31,625
Do you know what I mean?
483
00:27:34,316 --> 00:27:35,488
- C'mere
484
00:27:36,284 --> 00:27:38,821
I'll take that hug now.
- Oh, you're ready for your hug now?
485
00:27:39,655 --> 00:27:41,328
I love you, Cal.
- I love you, too.
486
00:27:42,157 --> 00:27:44,398
Alright, let's butch this up
before Nuts comes back.
487
00:27:44,526 --> 00:27:47,700
- Oh, Jesus.
It's all fuckin' Steel Magnolias in here.
488
00:27:47,829 --> 00:27:50,810
- Just a hug, a hug...
it's a brother hug, man.
489
00:27:50,932 --> 00:27:54,209
- It's like we're in Europe,
with all this man huggini
490
00:27:54,336 --> 00:27:57,909
- Europe. That's a good idea, Europe.
I think I'd like Europe.
491
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:00,042
- No, no, you wouldn't.
I've been there. it's very...
492
00:28:00,175 --> 00:28:02,485
Swishy.
- Yeah, I know, they can elect him king.
493
00:28:02,611 --> 00:28:04,921
- There is no King of Europe, Nuts.
- Fine. Queen.
494
00:28:05,047 --> 00:28:07,084
- That's funny. That's very funny.
- It is funny.
495
00:28:07,215 --> 00:28:10,822
- I'm not taking your shit anymore, either,
by the way. That's on my list.
496
00:28:10,952 --> 00:28:14,024
I love you both, but growing up with you
was... fucking hell.
497
00:28:14,156 --> 00:28:15,157
- Oh, come on.
- Yeah.
498
00:28:15,290 --> 00:28:17,531
- We were fucking kids.
What do you want?
499
00:28:17,659 --> 00:28:19,900
- We would play Hungry, Hungry Hippos,
and I would shit marbles
500
00:28:20,028 --> 00:28:22,372
for a week and a half.
That wasn't fun for me.
501
00:28:22,497 --> 00:28:24,909
- Oh, come on.
- You know what I did this morning?
502
00:28:25,033 --> 00:28:26,410
I quit my job.
503
00:28:26,535 --> 00:28:30,381
Yeah, hi, it’s Jacob.
I won't be coming into work today. I quit.
504
00:28:30,505 --> 00:28:33,247
And tell Jerry in HR that he's a...
505
00:28:33,375 --> 00:28:35,116
total dick weed.
506
00:28:35,243 --> 00:28:37,655
And an asshole, too.
507
00:28:40,048 --> 00:28:44,428
It felt better than anything that I've done
for the last 10 years of my entire life.
508
00:28:44,553 --> 00:28:46,965
So starting today,
I'm going Evel Knievel on everything.
509
00:28:47,089 --> 00:28:49,296
I'm gonna take every stupid risk I can.
510
00:28:49,424 --> 00:28:51,927
All my life I've been worrying
about the long run
511
00:28:52,060 --> 00:28:55,337
and there is no long run anymore,
there's just... there's just this sprint.
512
00:28:55,464 --> 00:28:57,603
And it's standing right in front of me.
513
00:28:57,733 --> 00:28:59,235
It's a fucking sprint.
514
00:29:00,068 --> 00:29:02,275
(laughing)
515
00:29:02,404 --> 00:29:03,906
it's a sprint!
516
00:29:07,075 --> 00:29:09,419
- You fucked that kid up, not me.
517
00:29:10,412 --> 00:29:12,016
- I'll take half the blame.
518
00:29:12,147 --> 00:29:14,787
(rock music)
- Hi. I'd like to make a withdrawal.
519
00:29:14,916 --> 00:29:17,453
- Okay.
- And close all my accounts, please.
520
00:29:17,586 --> 00:29:18,963
(funky music)
That's right
521
00:29:19,087 --> 00:29:21,465
Listen I got a story to tell you
about a man named
522
00:29:21,590 --> 00:29:23,092
Bin Sala Bin
523
00:29:37,606 --> 00:29:39,643
There's a dude I know
524
00:29:39,775 --> 00:29:41,311
Oh yeah
525
00:29:41,443 --> 00:29:44,117
Living on the other side of town
I'll take ii.
526
00:29:45,781 --> 00:29:47,317
Alright
527
00:29:47,449 --> 00:29:49,986
Oh oh oh oh oh
528
00:29:55,123 --> 00:29:56,625
(music fading)
529
00:30:01,630 --> 00:30:03,200
- We're gathered here today...
530
00:30:03,331 --> 00:30:05,743
to bid farewell to Mister Amazing.
531
00:30:05,867 --> 00:30:08,575
- Mister Awesome.
- Mister Awesome, yes...
532
00:30:08,703 --> 00:30:12,014
was just a... great gerbil.
- Hamster.
533
00:30:12,140 --> 00:30:13,983
- Yes. He, um...
534
00:30:15,977 --> 00:30:18,321
...will always be remembered as a...
535
00:30:18,647 --> 00:30:20,149
...just an excellent...
536
00:30:21,149 --> 00:30:22,856
chewer
537
00:30:23,485 --> 00:30:25,158
Happy trails, Mister Awesome.
538
00:30:27,823 --> 00:30:31,396
C'mon, buck up, we'll get you another one.
- I don't want another one.
539
00:30:31,526 --> 00:30:34,029
- Hey... what do we do when we get upset?
540
00:30:34,162 --> 00:30:36,073
- Walk it off.
- What? No, no, no.
541
00:30:36,198 --> 00:30:37,836
Hey, hey, the other thing.
542
00:30:40,335 --> 00:30:42,542
That's right. We hug through it.
543
00:30:43,338 --> 00:30:44,646
- What, really? Really?
544
00:30:44,773 --> 00:30:47,049
Didn't see that one coming.
545
00:30:47,175 --> 00:30:49,382
- You're the best brother in the world.
- Yeah.
546
00:30:49,511 --> 00:30:51,513
- Oh, you want some more, Tank Boy?
547
00:30:55,083 --> 00:30:57,359
- I'm the worst brother in the world.
548
00:30:58,687 --> 00:31:00,223
(hip-hop music)
549
00:31:09,531 --> 00:31:12,876
- Come on, boys!
Stick ii, stick ii, stick ii! C'mon
550
00:31:14,536 --> 00:31:16,243
Okay, one, two!
551
00:31:16,371 --> 00:31:18,214
I wanna hear a slap.
552
00:31:19,207 --> 00:31:21,244
Stick ii. One, two. Boys!
553
00:31:21,376 --> 00:31:22,377
- Hey.
554
00:31:23,044 --> 00:31:24,887
Fight's cancelled.
- Is it, now?
555
00:31:25,881 --> 00:31:28,259
- Juicy aim fighting.
- wen, Tank Boy is.
556
00:31:28,383 --> 00:31:32,092
And I don't care a lick who he kills so long
there's a light-heavyweight getting hurt.
557
00:31:32,220 --> 00:31:34,063
- Yeah. Here's your money back.
558
00:31:35,891 --> 00:31:38,235
(sighing)
- Let me be blunt, lad.
559
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,439
You took your money.
You been bought.
560
00:31:41,563 --> 00:31:43,406
No refunds.
561
00:31:45,066 --> 00:31:47,603
Don't make me go to the office
and get the management.
562
00:31:47,736 --> 00:31:49,079
- No, Fitz.
563
00:31:50,238 --> 00:31:51,740
How much to call it off?
564
00:31:57,913 --> 00:31:59,756
- Twenty.
- Thousand?!
565
00:32:00,582 --> 00:32:02,789
I don't got that!
- Really?!
566
00:32:02,918 --> 00:32:04,454
Puffy vest?
567
00:32:04,586 --> 00:32:06,190
Whiff 0' Old Spice?
568
00:32:06,321 --> 00:32:08,130
Prison-grade tattoos?
569
00:32:08,256 --> 00:32:10,395
Here I had you pegged
as old money for sure.
570
00:32:10,525 --> 00:32:12,664
- No fuckin' way you're makin' 20 grand
off this fight.
571
00:32:12,794 --> 00:32:14,637
- Well, don't be daft, lad.
Of course not.
572
00:32:14,763 --> 00:32:17,835
But I'll make a far sight more
in two years' time
573
00:32:17,966 --> 00:32:20,469
when an undefeated Tank Boy,
in on the fix,
574
00:32:20,602 --> 00:32:23,811
loses to an unranked pug
no one's ever heard word of.
575
00:32:23,939 --> 00:32:27,443
Jesus! I got the chessboard out,
you're playin' Bingo!
576
00:32:27,575 --> 00:32:29,987
(bell dinging)
Okay, boys, take a break.
577
00:32:30,111 --> 00:32:33,320
- Fine, fine, fine.
Just... just keep the management out of this.
578
00:32:33,448 --> 00:32:34,825
I'll... I'll find the money.
579
00:32:34,950 --> 00:32:37,089
- Sure you will.
You hop on your unicorn,
580
00:32:37,218 --> 00:32:38,891
you go shake down a leprechaun.
581
00:32:39,020 --> 00:32:40,465
See you later.
582
00:32:47,796 --> 00:32:49,298
- I'm approaching 190.
583
00:32:50,632 --> 00:32:52,976
From the north.
What about me?
584
00:32:53,468 --> 00:32:54,913
- As a fighter?
- Yeah.
585
00:32:55,036 --> 00:32:57,209
- You're a little past your prime, my friend.
586
00:32:57,339 --> 00:33:00,411
No one'd pay to see that.
- You're just padding his record.
587
00:33:00,542 --> 00:33:02,146
Plus you get this back.
588
00:33:03,144 --> 00:33:04,316
- Mm...
589
00:33:07,482 --> 00:33:09,325
Tank Boy! C'mere!
590
00:33:10,318 --> 00:33:11,763
Meet a legend.
591
00:33:15,490 --> 00:33:18,096
You ever heard tell of Nuts White?
- No.
592
00:33:18,226 --> 00:33:20,502
Why they call you Nuts?
593
00:33:20,628 --> 00:33:22,505
- Justa nickname.
- No!
594
00:33:22,630 --> 00:33:24,541
Eddie White. Twelve and 0.
595
00:33:24,666 --> 00:33:26,668
Never fought above the undercard
596
00:33:26,801 --> 00:33:28,439
Never touched the canvas.
597
00:33:28,570 --> 00:33:31,881
But he's not called Nuts
on account of his pugilistic talents.
598
00:33:32,007 --> 00:33:33,077
No
599
00:33:33,208 --> 00:33:35,449
But on account
of every fighter in the country
600
00:33:35,577 --> 00:33:37,887
is magnetically drawn
to punching him in the balls.
601
00:33:39,381 --> 00:33:40,860
UT".'I
602
00:33:40,982 --> 00:33:43,895
And all disqualifications
for shots to the cherries, huh?
603
00:33:44,019 --> 00:33:45,123
(laughing)
604
00:33:46,688 --> 00:33:48,190
Everybody smells the fix.
605
00:33:49,691 --> 00:33:52,069
Everybody knows his old man...
606
00:33:52,193 --> 00:33:53,695
is riggin' his bouts.
607
00:33:55,530 --> 00:33:57,567
And now old Nuts...
608
00:33:57,699 --> 00:34:00,339
can't even line up a bout of diarrhea.
609
00:34:04,039 --> 00:34:05,177
Until today.
610
00:34:06,374 --> 00:34:07,614
- So I'm fighting?
611
00:34:07,876 --> 00:34:09,287
- You're fighting.
612
00:34:12,047 --> 00:34:14,084
Let's get back at ii, boys!
(laughing)
613
00:34:17,052 --> 00:34:18,554
(cellphone ringing)
614
00:34:22,891 --> 00:34:25,428
- Yeah. Ahem
- This is AT&T.
615
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,938
You have a collect call from--
(woman): Wait Do I press
616
00:34:28,063 --> 00:34:29,599
Do I press a 0 now?
617
00:34:29,731 --> 00:34:32,871
- You have 63 cents in your account.
618
00:34:33,001 --> 00:34:35,777
Press 1 to accept the charges.
619
00:34:35,904 --> 00:34:37,781
(Nuts mumbling)
620
00:34:37,906 --> 00:34:39,817
- Ma. Hey, uh... talk quick.
621
00:34:39,941 --> 00:34:41,887
I'm almost out of minutes.
622
00:34:42,010 --> 00:34:43,751
- Honey! I am so sorry.
623
00:34:43,878 --> 00:34:45,687
I just heard about Duke.
624
00:34:45,814 --> 00:34:49,694
Wendell and I were at a meditation retreat
and we just got back this morning,
625
00:34:49,818 --> 00:34:52,128
and I'm on the next plane.
Is everyone okay?
626
00:34:52,253 --> 00:34:55,962
I-I can? get anyone at the house.
- It's it's been a crazy day.
627
00:34:56,091 --> 00:35:00,005
- Oh, sweetheart. I know you and Duke
had your ups and downs,
628
00:35:00,128 --> 00:35:02,608
but your father was many things,
some of them good,
629
00:35:02,730 --> 00:35:05,540
some of them not So good,
but he loved you boys,
630
00:35:05,667 --> 00:35:07,647
and if he could--
- Out of minutes.
631
00:35:07,769 --> 00:35:09,112
- Oh, fuck.
632
00:35:11,439 --> 00:35:12,941
(rock music)
633
00:35:28,957 --> 00:35:30,959
- Well... I'm getting married.
634
00:35:32,794 --> 00:35:34,467
- Come to the right place, then.
635
00:35:35,130 --> 00:35:38,009
I'll talk you out of ii.
- No, no. I, uh, don't need your blessing.
636
00:35:38,133 --> 00:35:40,670
I just want the ring.
- Who's the lucky lady?
637
00:35:41,636 --> 00:35:43,411
- Miranda.
638
00:35:43,538 --> 00:35:45,518
- Is she aware of your intentions?
639
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:48,951
- Uh, no.
I haven't seen her for years, so, no.
640
00:35:49,077 --> 00:35:51,216
- Okay, you just got
some pretty terrible news
641
00:35:51,346 --> 00:35:52,984
and I'm guessin' you're still drunk.
642
00:35:53,114 --> 00:35:55,185
So I'm inclined to believe
643
00:35:55,316 --> 00:35:58,320
that you might not be thinking
all that clearly at the moment.
644
00:35:58,653 --> 00:36:01,190
You're forcing my hand here, okay?
645
00:36:01,322 --> 00:36:03,928
My hand is forced.
My office.
646
00:36:04,058 --> 00:36:05,969
The Wall of Fame.
647
00:36:07,495 --> 00:36:08,974
- Fuck, she's married.
648
00:36:10,899 --> 00:36:12,503
- And then some.
649
00:36:12,634 --> 00:36:14,705
- She's on her second marriage?
650
00:36:14,836 --> 00:36:16,281
- Actually she's a three-peat.
651
00:36:19,507 --> 00:36:21,180
It's not what you think, either.
652
00:36:22,177 --> 00:36:23,713
She didn't get one divorce.
653
00:36:24,345 --> 00:36:25,187
They died.
654
00:36:25,313 --> 00:36:26,690
All of 'em
655
00:36:26,814 --> 00:36:31,092
Now, her first husband, he got shot.
Sure, they called it a hunting accident,
656
00:36:31,219 --> 00:36:33,062
but two in the head?
657
00:36:33,188 --> 00:36:35,031
Ten in the groin?
(gunfire)
658
00:36:36,858 --> 00:36:39,668
The second husband died
the day after they separated.
659
00:36:39,794 --> 00:36:42,035
This time they called it driver error
660
00:36:42,864 --> 00:36:46,141
I don't know how many errors
a fella could make in the trunk of a car.
661
00:36:46,267 --> 00:36:49,714
And the third fella, he didn't make it
through the honeymoon.
662
00:36:49,837 --> 00:36:52,078
No one knows what happened to him.
663
00:36:52,207 --> 00:36:54,710
Well... most of him, anyway.
664
00:36:55,877 --> 00:36:58,517
Now, I'm not saying she killed 'em, but...
665
00:36:58,646 --> 00:37:01,650
somebody should slap a warning label
on that gal.
666
00:37:01,883 --> 00:37:04,090
Do you get the moral of the story?
667
00:37:04,219 --> 00:37:05,630
- Think I do.
668
00:37:05,753 --> 00:37:08,131
- Good.
- She's single.
669
00:37:08,256 --> 00:37:10,099
(sighing)
670
00:37:10,225 --> 00:37:12,603
Thanks for the ring.
- Yeah.
671
00:37:12,727 --> 00:37:14,229
Thanks for the oar keys.
672
00:37:16,564 --> 00:37:18,407
Can't let you go, buddy.
- Fine.
673
00:37:19,067 --> 00:37:20,603
- Don't break the window.
674
00:37:20,735 --> 00:37:22,237
That's your car?
675
00:37:22,370 --> 00:37:25,908
Wow. What, did you carjack a beautician?
- it's a rental.
676
00:37:26,574 --> 00:37:29,214
Believe in signs, Pal?
- I believe in not marrying the girl
677
00:37:29,344 --> 00:37:31,984
who invented the Body Shop.
- Duke wills me a wedding ring
678
00:37:32,113 --> 00:37:34,616
on the day
that I find out I'm gonna die.
679
00:37:34,749 --> 00:37:36,786
That is a sign. Alright?
680
00:37:36,918 --> 00:37:39,694
I don't wanna die alone.
Not like Duke.
681
00:37:39,821 --> 00:37:40,925
I'm settling down.
682
00:37:41,756 --> 00:37:44,703
- I-I think not being like Duke
is a great idea,
683
00:37:44,826 --> 00:37:46,464
so Stop whoring around, okay?
But...
684
00:37:46,594 --> 00:37:47,868
n-not Miranda.
685
00:37:47,996 --> 00:37:50,203
Th-that-that's reckless, okay?
686
00:37:50,331 --> 00:37:54,211
And that's more like Duke than anything.
- Reckless, huh?
687
00:37:55,937 --> 00:37:57,348
Gonna break the window
688
00:37:57,472 --> 00:38:00,112
and try to hotwire the car
if you don't give me the keys.
689
00:38:01,776 --> 00:38:03,278
-I know you will.
690
00:38:04,445 --> 00:38:05,617
- Thank you.
691
00:38:09,083 --> 00:38:10,619
My second hug today.
692
00:38:12,287 --> 00:38:13,493
(beeping)
693
00:38:27,635 --> 00:38:29,410
Hey.
- Hey. What's up with the car?
694
00:38:29,537 --> 00:38:31,346
Coaching a fucking women's softball team?
695
00:38:31,472 --> 00:38:33,543
- it's a rental.
Her name's Cindy and I love her.
696
00:38:33,675 --> 00:38:35,416
What are you doing?
- Gonna do something stupid.
697
00:38:35,543 --> 00:38:37,989
- Oh, me too. You'd think we're related.
- Yeah.
698
00:38:38,479 --> 00:38:40,823
Say hi to Miranda for me.
- What? How do you know that?
699
00:38:40,948 --> 00:38:43,189
- C'mon I know everything you're gonna do
before you do it.
700
00:38:43,318 --> 00:38:45,298
- Uh, no, you don't.
- Yes, I do.
701
00:38:45,420 --> 00:38:48,094
- Okay. I'm thinking of a person right now.
- Don't be stupid.
702
00:38:48,222 --> 00:38:50,566
- Actor. Famous!
- C'mon Billy Dee Williams.
703
00:38:50,692 --> 00:38:53,434
- Ugh, I hate you.
- No, you don’t
704
00:39:06,341 --> 00:39:07,877
So...
705
00:39:08,009 --> 00:39:11,320
looks like I need 20 grand
or I'm getting murdered tonight.
706
00:39:14,182 --> 00:39:16,219
- What the hell is wrong with this family?
707
00:39:16,351 --> 00:39:17,887
You can? dust 'em off
708
00:39:18,019 --> 00:39:21,523
- Yeah? And I can't raise 20 grand
by tonight, so, uh...
709
00:39:21,856 --> 00:39:24,097
where's my robe?
- Anytime you deal with Fitz,
710
00:39:24,225 --> 00:39:27,399
you're gonna end up bloody
and a few dollars short, Nuts.
711
00:39:27,528 --> 00:39:30,304
You can't fight.
- What am I supposed to do? Okay?
712
00:39:30,431 --> 00:39:34,641
You haven't seen this Tank Boy kid.
It is like his mother... fucked a tractor.
713
00:39:35,937 --> 00:39:39,111
Best-case scenario:
Juicy gets seriously injured.
714
00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:42,949
- Will you listen to me? You can't fight!
- Yeah? And I let Juicy fight,
715
00:39:43,077 --> 00:39:45,455
I'm no better than Duke.
Fixin' fights, lyin', cheatin'--
716
00:39:45,580 --> 00:39:47,491
- No... if you fight, you will die.
717
00:39:47,615 --> 00:39:50,255
- Yeah? I dunno if you heard the news,
but it's happening anyway.
718
00:39:50,385 --> 00:39:53,264
- Do you wanna die a few months
down the road, maybe a year,
719
00:39:53,388 --> 00:39:55,891
or do you wanna die tonight?!
- What are you talking about?
720
00:39:58,059 --> 00:39:59,231
- Alright...
721
00:40:00,228 --> 00:40:02,572
I promised your father
I wouldn't tell you this.
722
00:40:02,730 --> 00:40:04,209
- Tell me what?
723
00:40:04,332 --> 00:40:06,039
- You remember Detroit?
724
00:40:07,235 --> 00:40:08,179
- Yeah.
725
00:40:08,736 --> 00:40:11,114
- Well, there's a shitload
you don't know about Detroit.
726
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:13,480
- Really? What's to know about Detroit?
727
00:40:13,608 --> 00:40:17,420
After Detroit, they weren't gonna call me
Nuts anymore, right?
728
00:40:18,079 --> 00:40:19,615
You remember the new name?
729
00:40:19,747 --> 00:40:21,988
(Pal sighing)
- Eddie "The Power" White.
730
00:40:22,116 --> 00:40:23,686
- Eddie "The Power" White!
731
00:40:23,818 --> 00:40:25,422
(rock music)
732
00:40:27,422 --> 00:40:29,299
Let me hear you say it Ho
733
00:40:29,424 --> 00:40:32,098
(Nuts): I lined up that fight
with John "The Baptist" myself
734
00:40:32,226 --> 00:40:33,705
so Duke couldn't run his old grift.
735
00:40:33,828 --> 00:40:38,106
Punching another man's junk is pretty much
like gay marriage to a guy like him.
736
00:40:38,466 --> 00:40:41,675
Better still?
Jesus freaks never take bribes.
737
00:40:41,803 --> 00:40:44,977
- Duke probably saved your life that night.
- Did he?
738
00:40:53,948 --> 00:40:57,657
- When I tell my son to oil up
and he smears on the Italian dressing,
739
00:40:57,785 --> 00:40:59,992
I can't help but think
he's 30% retarded.
740
00:41:00,121 --> 00:41:03,591
- Nah, it's genius, 'cause his brain's
telling him "time to fight,"
741
00:41:03,724 --> 00:41:06,671
but his nose is saying "time to eat".
Confusin' him.
742
00:41:06,794 --> 00:41:08,467
Bam, bam, bam!
- 40%.
743
00:41:08,796 --> 00:41:10,298
- These the new trunks?
744
00:41:11,132 --> 00:41:13,669
- Oh, oh, oh!
- Did you ever ask yourself
745
00:41:13,801 --> 00:41:16,543
why they were always punching you
in the groin instead of the noggin'?
746
00:41:16,671 --> 00:41:19,743
Or why the other guy
didn't just take a dive?
747
00:41:19,874 --> 00:41:21,444
- Stop right there, okay?
- Listen...
748
00:41:21,576 --> 00:41:24,580
Touch your skull, right around there
- This? Yeah. it's my lucky bump.
749
00:41:25,146 --> 00:41:26,716
- I don't know how lucky it is.
750
00:41:26,848 --> 00:41:30,159
The day you were born,
you got dropped on your melon.
751
00:41:30,818 --> 00:41:33,856
You fell down the stairs
when you were about six months.
752
00:41:33,988 --> 00:41:35,831
Again when you were a year old.
753
00:41:36,324 --> 00:41:40,898
By the time you got to kindergarten,
you'd been concussed upwards of 10 times.
754
00:41:41,028 --> 00:41:44,441
You were just a...
really uncoordinated little pecker.
755
00:41:44,565 --> 00:41:46,704
- Oh, ho, ho!
756
00:41:46,834 --> 00:41:48,336
"Eddie The" '?
757
00:41:49,737 --> 00:41:52,843
- I told 'em
"Eddie The Power White" six times.
758
00:41:52,974 --> 00:41:55,955
That font is a little big.
Maybe they ran outta room.
759
00:41:56,077 --> 00:41:58,114
- Two minutes before I tussle,
you spring this on me?!
760
00:41:58,246 --> 00:41:59,748
I asked you to do one thing!
761
00:41:59,881 --> 00:42:04,125
- You were always one blow to the head
away from permanent brain damage, at least.
762
00:42:04,252 --> 00:42:07,392
That fresh Start you wanted
Could've been your funeral.
763
00:42:09,690 --> 00:42:10,896
- Oh, my God.
764
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,306
Oh, my... Oh, my God!
765
00:42:14,428 --> 00:42:16,032
I can't wear these!
766
00:42:16,531 --> 00:42:18,807
- Why not?
- 'Cause I can't wear
767
00:42:18,933 --> 00:42:20,606
White Power Hunks...
768
00:42:20,735 --> 00:42:22,510
in fucking Detroit!
769
00:42:25,940 --> 00:42:27,715
God. What am I gonna do?
770
00:42:28,209 --> 00:42:30,052
- We're in a tight spot.
- Oh, yeah?
771
00:42:30,177 --> 00:42:32,987
You think?
Maybe I can put a Sweater around my waist
772
00:42:33,114 --> 00:42:34,957
like I just got my fucking period!
773
00:42:35,082 --> 00:42:37,756
(bell dinging)
Fuck.
774
00:42:37,885 --> 00:42:39,523
(cheering)
775
00:42:42,223 --> 00:42:44,032
- Let's go!
(cheering)
776
00:42:57,238 --> 00:42:59,343
- You gotta call it off, boy-o.
- I can’t
777
00:42:59,473 --> 00:43:02,147
(crowd shouting)
778
00:43:04,211 --> 00:43:05,588
(drum music)
779
00:43:12,086 --> 00:43:14,293
(bell dinging)
780
00:43:15,389 --> 00:43:16,925
(cheering)
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
781
00:43:17,058 --> 00:43:19,971
- What's wrong?
- You know you can't fight in your robe, son!
782
00:43:20,094 --> 00:43:22,597
- Okay. What about a sweater
tied around my waist?
783
00:43:23,598 --> 00:43:25,305
- What?
- Look, my shorts,
784
00:43:25,433 --> 00:43:27,936
they say "White Power" on 'em
785
00:43:28,069 --> 00:43:30,777
I am so sorry.
They say "White Power."
786
00:43:30,905 --> 00:43:32,441
(crowd reacting)
787
00:43:32,573 --> 00:43:35,452
I know. It was a mistake.
- Fuck you, cracker!
788
00:43:39,647 --> 00:43:42,253
- Fuck you!
- Get out! C'mon, get out!
789
00:43:46,654 --> 00:43:48,827
(Pal): You could take
a little light sparring,
790
00:43:48,956 --> 00:43:51,493
but you lined up
an honest-to-goodness fight!
791
00:43:51,626 --> 00:43:53,469
With a bona-fide contender.
792
00:43:54,962 --> 00:43:56,964
- So he came up with the trunks.
793
00:43:57,632 --> 00:43:59,805
- Yeah, actually, the trunks was my idea.
794
00:44:00,635 --> 00:44:03,479
But it was Duke's idea
to bet on your disqualification.
795
00:44:04,071 --> 00:44:06,051
The proceeds from which...
796
00:44:06,173 --> 00:44:08,210
bought this silver bar.
797
00:44:10,645 --> 00:44:12,181
- Then why...
798
00:44:12,313 --> 00:44:14,156
why'd he let me fight at all?
799
00:44:14,281 --> 00:44:17,194
- Your career was supposed to be,
y'know, one or two fights.
800
00:44:17,318 --> 00:44:21,357
Couple of blows to the balls and he thought
you'd get smart and walk away.
801
00:44:21,489 --> 00:44:23,992
But... he was weak and, uh...
802
00:44:24,759 --> 00:44:28,172
...he found it was... profitable,
knowing the outcome.
803
00:44:28,663 --> 00:44:31,007
Now you,
you just don't know when to quit.
804
00:44:31,666 --> 00:44:33,668
You were a shitty boxer, Nuts.
805
00:44:34,669 --> 00:44:39,084
The Duke tried to protect you
the only way he knew: by fixing fights.
806
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:41,842
'Cause he loved his son.
807
00:44:44,011 --> 00:44:45,388
And...
808
00:44:45,513 --> 00:44:47,424
y'know, betting on sure things.
809
00:44:49,183 --> 00:44:51,527
And that is why you cannot fight...
810
00:44:53,020 --> 00:44:54,363
...ever again.
811
00:44:55,189 --> 00:44:56,691
- Oh, my God.
812
00:44:57,358 --> 00:44:58,860
- It ain't 20 grand...
813
00:45:00,027 --> 00:45:01,335
But it's a start.
814
00:45:05,266 --> 00:45:06,032
(soft guitar music)
815
00:45:06,033 --> 00:45:07,034
(soft guitar music)
816
00:45:28,055 --> 00:45:29,591
- Ah! You son of a...
817
00:45:29,724 --> 00:45:31,067
(laughing)
818
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:34,062
- Miss Benatar.
819
00:45:37,932 --> 00:45:39,912
Had a '72 El Camino.
820
00:45:40,901 --> 00:45:43,108
Named her after Pat Benatar,
821
00:45:43,237 --> 00:45:45,774
sexiest woman ever to grace
God's green Earth.
822
00:45:46,574 --> 00:45:49,453
'Course, I called her Miss Benatar, 'cause...
823
00:45:49,577 --> 00:45:51,420
y'know, a fella callin' his ride Pat
824
00:45:51,545 --> 00:45:54,025
might create the impression
he was into Irish dudes.
825
00:45:54,148 --> 00:45:56,389
(Jacob chuckling)
What're you working on down there?
826
00:45:56,517 --> 00:45:58,622
- Well, I wanna make it sound really loud.
827
00:45:58,753 --> 00:46:01,393
So, uh... I, uh, figured if I...
got underneath it
828
00:46:01,522 --> 00:46:04,765
and just banged around with a wrench,
it would just kinda happen.
829
00:46:05,593 --> 00:46:08,938
Didn't work.
- You just drill some holes in the muffler.
830
00:46:09,063 --> 00:46:10,440
That'll get her growlin'
831
00:46:10,564 --> 00:46:12,908
- You can do that?
- Let's lift up her blouse there,
832
00:46:13,033 --> 00:46:14,512
see what's she's got, huh?
- Yeah.
833
00:46:15,102 --> 00:46:16,911
- it's a nice blue. Mine was green.
834
00:46:17,037 --> 00:46:19,278
Your dad used to call it the Green Latrine
835
00:46:20,107 --> 00:46:21,950
- I think, um...
- Right here.
836
00:46:23,778 --> 00:46:25,451
- Right.
- Oh, wow.
837
00:46:26,614 --> 00:46:28,685
What're you gonna call her?
- "Pat" was in the lead.
838
00:46:29,450 --> 00:46:32,727
I dunno, I guess I'm gonna add picking a name
to my to-do list.
839
00:46:32,853 --> 00:46:35,129
- A list? That's smart.
- I dunno about smart.
840
00:46:35,623 --> 00:46:38,627
The words "death defying"
appear, like, six times.
841
00:46:39,794 --> 00:46:41,273
- Y'know, livin' like there's no tomorrow
842
00:46:41,395 --> 00:46:44,467
is... a pretty good way
to make sure there won't be one.
843
00:46:44,598 --> 00:46:47,306
I don't have to worry about you, too, do I?
844
00:46:48,803 --> 00:46:51,147
- Actually, no.
I feel pretty much unstoppable.
845
00:46:53,808 --> 00:46:54,843
- Here.
846
00:46:58,312 --> 00:47:00,485
Let's make some noise, huh?
847
00:47:12,827 --> 00:47:14,500
- Fuck it.
(rock music)
848
00:47:23,504 --> 00:47:26,178
- Where you going dressed like that?
- See for yourself.
849
00:47:30,611 --> 00:47:32,181
- Can I come?
850
00:47:34,348 --> 00:47:35,520
- Sure.
851
00:47:37,017 --> 00:47:38,519
- Can I dress up, too?
852
00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:41,063
- I encourage ii.
853
00:47:41,188 --> 00:47:43,930
- Oh! Can we go to Dairy Queen
and pick up some twats?
854
00:47:49,029 --> 00:47:50,133
- Yeah.
855
00:47:50,264 --> 00:47:51,868
(rock music)
856
00:47:57,204 --> 00:47:58,342
Chicken
857
00:47:58,472 --> 00:48:01,078
Pay the chicken back back
Pay the chicken back payback
858
00:48:01,208 --> 00:48:02,448
Chicken back
859
00:48:02,576 --> 00:48:04,647
Do the Chicken payback Piggy
860
00:48:04,778 --> 00:48:07,759
Pay the piggy back back
Pay the piggy back payback
861
00:48:07,882 --> 00:48:10,624
Piggy back Do the piggy payback
862
00:48:10,751 --> 00:48:13,288
(guns hot)
Monkey pay the monkey back back
863
00:48:13,420 --> 00:48:15,696
Pay the monkey back
See the monkey do the monkey
864
00:48:15,823 --> 00:48:18,133
Pay the monkey back
865
00:48:20,327 --> 00:48:22,273
(gunfire)
866
00:48:24,231 --> 00:48:27,474
Chicken pay the chicken back back
Pay the chicken back
867
00:48:27,601 --> 00:48:29,512
Pay back the chicken back back
868
00:48:29,637 --> 00:48:31,446
Do the chicken payback Camel
869
00:48:31,572 --> 00:48:34,246
Pay the camel back
Sitting on a Camelback
870
00:48:34,375 --> 00:48:37,788
See the camel do the camel
Pay the camel back
871
00:48:37,912 --> 00:48:39,789
Donkey Pay the donkey back back
872
00:48:39,914 --> 00:48:42,793
Pay the donkey back
Pay back the donkey payback
873
00:48:42,917 --> 00:48:45,261
Payback Pay back the donkey
874
00:48:50,524 --> 00:48:52,333
(snarling)
875
00:48:53,961 --> 00:48:56,271
All the animals together
Break it down
876
00:48:56,397 --> 00:48:59,003
Let me hear you
877
00:48:59,133 --> 00:49:00,806
(animal sounds)
878
00:49:00,935 --> 00:49:02,608
I want it... right mere.
879
00:49:06,941 --> 00:49:08,818
- Why don't you let me see it?
- 'Cause
880
00:49:08,943 --> 00:49:10,479
- Let me see ii.
- No.
881
00:49:10,611 --> 00:49:13,148
- Why don't you let me see anything?
- Because I’m
882
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:14,782
There, want to see it?
883
00:49:16,283 --> 00:49:17,785
- What are those?
884
00:49:18,118 --> 00:49:20,826
- They’re they’re man dots.
885
00:49:21,622 --> 00:49:23,158
Special man dots, okay?
886
00:49:23,290 --> 00:49:25,099
(Todd laughing)
- What's a man dot?
887
00:49:25,225 --> 00:49:28,468
- Look, Todd, it hurt a lot more
than I thought it would, alright?
888
00:49:28,796 --> 00:49:31,834
And if you ever think about doing
something as stupid as getting a tattoo,
889
00:49:31,966 --> 00:49:35,504
I swear you better get a picture of me
so the cops'll know who killed you.
890
00:49:39,406 --> 00:49:40,976
(lively music)
891
00:49:58,092 --> 00:49:59,571
(grunting)
892
00:50:05,132 --> 00:50:06,668
(lively music)
893
00:50:23,017 --> 00:50:24,519
(music fading)
894
00:50:25,853 --> 00:50:27,196
- Not interested.
895
00:50:28,188 --> 00:50:30,759
- In what?
- Man in a suit comes to my house,
896
00:50:30,891 --> 00:50:33,030
he's either pushing a religion or a warrant.
897
00:50:33,460 --> 00:50:35,201
(grunting)
- You don't recognize me?
898
00:50:37,031 --> 00:50:41,537
- Look, my seven-foot-tall boyfriend
carries a machete with him wherever he goes.
899
00:50:46,473 --> 00:50:47,850
- it's Cal.
900
00:50:47,975 --> 00:50:50,080
Twelfth grade? Best summer ever?
901
00:50:50,210 --> 00:50:52,952
- Jesus! Is that you?
902
00:50:53,714 --> 00:50:54,590
Oh!
903
00:50:54,715 --> 00:50:56,194
(shrieking)
904
00:50:56,316 --> 00:50:58,262
- Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey!
905
00:50:58,385 --> 00:51:00,922
Okay, alright. That's illegal.
906
00:51:01,055 --> 00:51:04,127
- You look so grown up and clean.
- Thank you.
907
00:51:04,258 --> 00:51:06,636
- What you doing in town?
- Family business.
908
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:09,263
- And you find time to visit me.
909
00:51:09,396 --> 00:51:10,898
I feel so flattered
910
00:51:12,066 --> 00:51:13,875
Flattered and stalked.
911
00:51:14,001 --> 00:51:17,312
- Well, um... seeing
as I'm not from these parts anymore,
912
00:51:17,438 --> 00:51:20,419
I was sort of looking for a tour guide.
913
00:51:20,541 --> 00:51:24,614
But if your seven-foot-tall
machete-wielding boyfriend has an issue,
914
00:51:24,745 --> 00:51:27,123
I understand. I just...
- Aw, I just Say that
915
00:51:27,247 --> 00:51:29,955
to keep the pigs at bay.
Let's go play tourist.
916
00:51:31,251 --> 00:51:32,753
That your car?
917
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:35,457
Did you save up your babysitting money
to buy that?
918
00:51:35,589 --> 00:51:37,398
- It's a rental.
(lively music)
919
00:51:37,524 --> 00:51:40,061
You can? take my girl
920
00:51:40,194 --> 00:51:42,299
Away from me mister
921
00:51:42,429 --> 00:51:45,808
Ah ah ah ah ah Oh no no no no no
922
00:51:45,933 --> 00:51:48,641
You can? steal my guy
923
00:51:48,769 --> 00:51:50,976
Away from me sister
924
00:51:51,105 --> 00:51:53,142
Ah ah ah ah ah
925
00:51:53,273 --> 00:51:56,379
'Cause we're so in love
926
00:51:56,510 --> 00:52:00,253
So in love So in love
927
00:52:00,380 --> 00:52:02,326
So in love
928
00:52:02,449 --> 00:52:04,622
Are we
929
00:52:07,621 --> 00:52:11,000
You can? break this spell of love
930
00:52:11,125 --> 00:52:14,595
Hey mister Oh no no no no no
Ah ah ah ah ah
931
00:52:14,728 --> 00:52:16,036
(gunfire)
932
00:52:20,134 --> 00:52:22,705
So you're a mechanic these days?
933
00:52:23,137 --> 00:52:24,514
(laughing)
934
00:52:24,638 --> 00:52:26,015
- The motorcycle?
935
00:52:26,140 --> 00:52:27,642
Sure, a mechanic.
936
00:52:28,308 --> 00:52:30,914
What about you?
- Oh, you know me.
937
00:52:31,044 --> 00:52:32,853
- Still getting by on charm and good looks?
938
00:52:32,980 --> 00:52:35,017
(gunfire)
(siren and coo-cooing)
939
00:52:35,149 --> 00:52:38,392
- I suppose you're coasting by
on your knowledge of the deadly arts.
940
00:52:39,653 --> 00:52:42,293
- Is that some kind of clever reference
to my marital difficulties?
941
00:52:42,422 --> 00:52:44,231
- Oh, no, no--
- All because a girl can handle firearms
942
00:52:44,358 --> 00:52:47,805
and knows her way around explosives
doesn't mean she killed anyone.
943
00:52:48,162 --> 00:52:50,073
- Hey, hey, I meant no of fence.
944
00:52:50,197 --> 00:52:52,177
- I don't know what you've heard...
945
00:52:52,499 --> 00:52:54,501
...but it's just one of those things.
946
00:52:55,002 --> 00:52:57,107
Or, in this case, three of those things.
947
00:52:57,237 --> 00:52:59,683
So don't go all Sherlock Holmes on me.
- Hey.
948
00:53:05,179 --> 00:53:08,353
I'm just trying to solve the case
of how you got so beautiful.
949
00:53:14,188 --> 00:53:16,862
- You always were a velvet-tongued devil,
weren't you?
950
00:53:24,364 --> 00:53:25,866
- Oh, my God.
951
00:53:26,700 --> 00:53:28,407
- Oh, my God.
952
00:53:29,203 --> 00:53:31,911
What is that... blouse he's wearing?
953
00:53:32,039 --> 00:53:33,712
(Miranda laughing)
954
00:53:36,210 --> 00:53:38,281
- Hey, guys. What's with the threads?
- it's along story.
955
00:53:38,412 --> 00:53:41,552
Let's just say Todd and I landed parts
in a very misunderstood off-Broadway play
956
00:53:41,682 --> 00:53:44,720
and we'll leave it at that.
Can I talk to you for a second?
957
00:53:51,391 --> 00:53:53,200
- So how's army life?
958
00:53:53,327 --> 00:53:54,772
- Do you babysit?
959
00:53:55,562 --> 00:53:57,473
- What?
- Yeah, I got an Xbox.
960
00:53:58,565 --> 00:54:01,637
- Okay, you're not doing this.
Gimme the ring. I'm not letting you do it.
961
00:54:01,768 --> 00:54:05,215
- Stop it. Stop it. Why are the two of you
always in my lady business? Always.
962
00:54:05,339 --> 00:54:09,253
- We only do that because we're the only ones
who care enough to call you on your bullshit.
963
00:54:10,577 --> 00:54:11,578
- Twat?
964
00:54:12,913 --> 00:54:13,948
- What?
965
00:54:14,081 --> 00:54:16,357
- Remember how you and Nuts
used to stick up for me in high school?
966
00:54:16,483 --> 00:54:19,123
- Yeah. For a reasonable rate, I might add.
- That's all I'm trying to do right now,
967
00:54:19,253 --> 00:54:24,293
is protect my big brother, okay?
She is a... fucking disaster.
968
00:54:24,424 --> 00:54:26,768
She's a stupid, crazy...
969
00:54:27,594 --> 00:54:29,801
She's a bitch
- You may be right.
970
00:54:29,930 --> 00:54:32,536
But... you don't know how this feels.
971
00:54:33,267 --> 00:54:35,679
- What what feels like?
I've had girlfriends before, okay?
972
00:54:35,802 --> 00:54:37,873
- Really?
- I know a little something. I've had--
973
00:54:38,005 --> 00:54:40,315
- How many? Really? Really?
- Tons. Four. Three.
974
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:41,578
- Gimme that.
975
00:54:41,708 --> 00:54:43,483
- Why?
- 'Cause I'm adding it to your list.
976
00:54:43,610 --> 00:54:45,647
I think it's important.
- Now, don't write on my--
977
00:54:45,779 --> 00:54:47,190
- Don't touch me.
978
00:54:48,882 --> 00:54:50,452
Got anyone in mind?
979
00:54:52,853 --> 00:54:54,298
Come on, doll.
980
00:55:02,562 --> 00:55:04,132
(soft music)
981
00:55:09,803 --> 00:55:11,476
- Is that her?
- Yep.
982
00:55:12,539 --> 00:55:13,847
- Go on!
983
00:55:13,974 --> 00:55:16,477
- I will. I'm just... I'm just...
984
00:55:17,477 --> 00:55:19,320
...paralysed with fear. Okay.
985
00:55:21,982 --> 00:55:22,892
-Hi.
986
00:55:23,016 --> 00:55:24,586
-Hi.
987
00:55:24,718 --> 00:55:26,493
- So one adult, one veteran?
988
00:55:26,620 --> 00:55:28,497
(Todd chuckling)
- Well, uh...
989
00:55:30,657 --> 00:55:34,036
Uh, actually,
I just wanted to tell you something.
990
00:55:35,595 --> 00:55:36,835
So, uh...
991
00:55:38,498 --> 00:55:42,469
I'm not here to ask you for a date
or for you to be my sweetheart--
992
00:55:42,602 --> 00:55:43,910
- What's a... "sweat heart"?
993
00:55:44,338 --> 00:55:46,045
- S... s... sweetheart.
994
00:55:46,173 --> 00:55:48,676
I'm sorry,
I didn't have a chance to proof this.
995
00:55:48,809 --> 00:55:49,844
Um...
996
00:55:51,211 --> 00:55:53,691
Okay... here it is.
997
00:55:59,019 --> 00:56:01,590
Sometimes I see you on my way to work
in the mornings.
998
00:56:03,256 --> 00:56:06,169
I don't mean that in, like,
a stalker, creepy way,
999
00:56:06,293 --> 00:56:09,240
I just mean, "Hey, there she is."
Every morning.
1000
00:56:09,363 --> 00:56:15,575
And I noticed that you Smile at everybody
who walks by - everybody - even me.
1001
00:56:15,702 --> 00:56:18,911
And I could never smile back.
Like, ever.
1002
00:56:19,039 --> 00:56:20,746
Maybe because you have...
1003
00:56:20,874 --> 00:56:23,548
the sweetest smile I've ever seen
1004
00:56:23,677 --> 00:56:25,520
and I just can't compete with that,
y'know
1005
00:56:25,645 --> 00:56:27,886
And... and no one handles stoned teenagers
1006
00:56:28,014 --> 00:56:31,621
as well as you do, like, anywhere.
And that's a gift,
1007
00:56:31,752 --> 00:56:33,231
believe me.
And...
1008
00:56:33,353 --> 00:56:34,923
you don't have to worry,
1009
00:56:35,055 --> 00:56:38,502
'cause I'm not gonna try
to ask you out on a date here,
1010
00:56:38,625 --> 00:56:40,730
because of a technical difficulty
with my existence.
1011
00:56:40,861 --> 00:56:42,807
But, uh, even if I wasn't dying,
1012
00:56:42,929 --> 00:56:45,341
I probably wouldn't have the courage
to ask you out anyway.
1013
00:56:45,465 --> 00:56:47,945
Usually I date women
who are easily distracted
1014
00:56:48,068 --> 00:56:50,105
and/or horribly depressed.
1015
00:56:50,237 --> 00:56:51,716
That's that's my type,
1016
00:56:51,838 --> 00:56:53,374
just slow and sad.
1017
00:56:53,507 --> 00:56:55,612
And I probably shouldn't have said
that last part.
1018
00:56:58,412 --> 00:57:01,120
I just wanted you to know
1019
00:57:01,248 --> 00:57:05,788
that somebody... in this world
saw you from far away
1020
00:57:05,919 --> 00:57:08,263
and thinks that you're beautiful.
1021
00:57:09,589 --> 00:57:12,433
And if that can ever give you
1022
00:57:12,559 --> 00:57:16,302
even the tiniest bit
of a feeling of happiness,
1023
00:57:16,430 --> 00:57:19,775
then, uh, I'm happy
that I made a fool of myself.
1024
00:57:23,603 --> 00:57:24,946
(giggling)
1025
00:57:33,780 --> 00:57:36,124
- You're just sore
'cause I broke your heart.
1026
00:57:36,616 --> 00:57:38,527
- That wasn't my heart, it was my leg.
1027
00:57:38,652 --> 00:57:40,791
And it wasn't you,
it was your other boyfriend.
1028
00:57:40,921 --> 00:57:42,594
- That was a long time ago, Cal.
1029
00:57:42,722 --> 00:57:45,225
You must be used
to holding onto small things.
1030
00:57:45,358 --> 00:57:47,497
- That's hilarious.
So where the fuck are you taking me,
1031
00:57:47,627 --> 00:57:50,107
anyway?
- Private club. Members only.
1032
00:57:50,230 --> 00:57:51,800
(rock music)
1033
00:58:01,308 --> 00:58:02,981
- I don't think I belong here.
1034
00:58:04,478 --> 00:58:05,980
- Why do you say that?
1035
00:58:06,146 --> 00:58:08,854
- Well, just look around.
(laughter)
1036
00:58:08,982 --> 00:58:10,962
- Don't worry, they know me here.
1037
00:58:11,084 --> 00:58:13,462
- What, do you, uh, work here, too?
1038
00:58:13,587 --> 00:58:15,066
- I'm a mechanic, remember?
1039
00:58:15,822 --> 00:58:17,324
Give it a good home.
1040
00:58:19,826 --> 00:58:22,773
- Um, there's a creepy gentleman
down at the end of the bar
1041
00:58:22,896 --> 00:58:25,672
looking at me like, uh,
like he wants to fuck me.
1042
00:58:25,799 --> 00:58:27,540
- Don't worry about him.
it's a boyfriend thing.
1043
00:58:28,168 --> 00:58:30,011
- A boyfr Um, um, hello!
1044
00:58:30,136 --> 00:58:33,481
Missing a vital piece of information,
apparently. What?
1045
00:58:33,607 --> 00:58:36,645
- Thought a guy like you would be more
nonchalant about something like this.
1046
00:58:36,776 --> 00:58:39,382
- Actually, you're wrong.
I'm very chalant about stuff like this.
1047
00:58:39,513 --> 00:58:42,016
Super fucking chalant Let's go.
1048
00:58:43,850 --> 00:58:46,353
- You're not afraid of Big Mitch there, hmm?
1049
00:58:46,853 --> 00:58:49,299
- Absolutely not, okay?
1050
00:58:49,422 --> 00:58:53,165
But it still doesn't make it swell
for me to be drinking at a biker bar
1051
00:58:53,293 --> 00:58:54,772
with your boyfriend, okay?
- Ex-boyfriend.
1052
00:58:54,895 --> 00:58:56,431
We broke up.
1053
00:58:56,563 --> 00:58:58,236
- When?
- Last night.
1054
00:59:00,033 --> 00:59:01,376
- Last night?
1055
00:59:02,035 --> 00:59:05,744
Okay. You’re fishing for jealousy
and you're trying to use me as bait.
1056
00:59:05,872 --> 00:59:07,249
- Tell you what,
1057
00:59:07,374 --> 00:59:09,047
I can use you...
1058
00:59:11,545 --> 00:59:13,218
...and you can use me...
1059
00:59:14,714 --> 00:59:16,216
(heartbeat)
1060
00:59:20,554 --> 00:59:22,056
(heartbeat quickening)
1061
00:59:23,657 --> 00:59:25,694
...anyway you like.
1062
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:27,937
Deal?
- Deal.
1063
00:59:28,061 --> 00:59:29,438
(both chuckling)
1064
00:59:29,563 --> 00:59:31,565
You just crossed a very fine line.
1065
00:59:32,399 --> 00:59:33,742
Here we go.
1066
00:59:34,401 --> 00:59:37,280
- Perhaps, uh...
perhaps you should go home, huh?
1067
00:59:37,404 --> 00:59:38,576
- Ahem.
1068
00:59:42,242 --> 00:59:44,620
How you doin'? Um... I'm Cal White.
1069
00:59:44,744 --> 00:59:47,623
I take it you're Big Mitch--
- Listen, pal, can I just tell you that--
1070
00:59:47,747 --> 00:59:50,785
- Whoa, whoa. I... just...
Can I say what I was gonna say? Please?
1071
00:59:50,917 --> 00:59:52,760
Now, listen, uh, Miranda there
1072
00:59:52,886 --> 00:59:56,459
is obviously a grownup
who can make her own decisions, right?
1073
00:59:56,590 --> 01:00:00,504
And, uh, today she's decided
to spend the afternoon with me, okay?
1074
01:00:00,627 --> 01:00:05,599
So I think that you should also be a grownup
and, uh, respect her decision.
1075
01:00:06,099 --> 01:00:07,942
Whaddya Say, Big Mitch?
1076
01:00:09,603 --> 01:00:11,310
- Well, I say, uh...
CalWhite'?
1077
01:00:11,438 --> 01:00:12,610
-Mm.
1078
01:00:13,607 --> 01:00:15,109
- Meet Big Mitch.
1079
01:00:16,810 --> 01:00:18,414
(rock music)
1080
01:00:18,545 --> 01:00:21,185
(thundering footsteps)
1081
01:00:23,183 --> 01:00:24,184
- Oh...
1082
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:29,158
(hard-rock music)
1083
01:00:42,502 --> 01:00:44,175
You're Big Mitch?
- Yeah.
1084
01:00:44,304 --> 01:00:46,341
- That's Big Mitch! I'm Cal White
1085
01:00:46,473 --> 01:00:48,316
Uh, that's Miranda, who you've,
1086
01:00:48,441 --> 01:00:50,478
um--
- I just heard the speech, fella.
1087
01:00:50,610 --> 01:00:52,590
- Okay. I like... This is...
Is this your place?
1088
01:00:52,712 --> 01:00:55,318
'Cause I was ask... It's a great...
- You're not going, are ya?
1089
01:00:55,448 --> 01:00:56,950
- I was gonna leave.
- No, you're not.
1090
01:00:57,083 --> 01:00:59,620
- I wish you'd let go of my hand.
- Have a seat.
1091
01:00:59,753 --> 01:01:00,823
- Okay.
1092
01:01:02,155 --> 01:01:05,864
- Now, Cal, the way I see ii,
Miranda and I...
1093
01:01:05,992 --> 01:01:07,903
are havin' a tiny little lovers quarrel.
1094
01:01:08,028 --> 01:01:10,838
And the way you see ii,
is she's movin' onto you.
1095
01:01:11,331 --> 01:01:13,538
Now, I call that a difference of opinion.
1096
01:01:13,667 --> 01:01:17,513
And do you know how we solve differences
of opinion here at Satan's Finest?
1097
01:01:18,338 --> 01:01:20,784
- Reasonable discourse?
(both chuckling)
1098
01:01:20,907 --> 01:01:23,183
- Wheel of Misfortune
- The Wheel of Misfortune
1099
01:01:23,510 --> 01:01:25,581
- What's a Wheel of Misfortune?
- Ho, ho, ho!
1100
01:01:25,712 --> 01:01:27,191
(rock music)
1101
01:01:32,385 --> 01:01:34,194
- If you're doin' this to impress me, Mitch,
1102
01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:36,391
it's not working.
- Rules is rules, baby.
1103
01:01:36,523 --> 01:01:39,800
- You don't own me.
I can see anyone I want to.
1104
01:01:39,926 --> 01:01:42,406
- You'll see Cal again here. At his funeral.
1105
01:01:42,529 --> 01:01:45,203
Spin ii.
(rock music)
1106
01:01:59,079 --> 01:02:00,922
(suspenseful music)
1107
01:02:06,319 --> 01:02:08,890
- Uh, wh-what's a Stick and Nail Fight?
1108
01:02:10,223 --> 01:02:12,100
- it's a fight with sticks and nails.
1109
01:02:12,225 --> 01:02:13,898
- I can't do this again. I'm out.
1110
01:02:14,728 --> 01:02:16,730
- Ivan, see her home.
1111
01:02:18,231 --> 01:02:19,733
- I'll go, too.
- No, no, no.
1112
01:02:21,234 --> 01:02:23,578
- Can I please just use the bathroom?
1113
01:02:24,571 --> 01:02:26,073
- Outside in five.
1114
01:02:30,744 --> 01:02:32,155
- 'Course there's no windows.
1115
01:02:32,746 --> 01:02:34,248
Gonna fuckin' die.
1116
01:02:35,248 --> 01:02:36,750
Okay, I'm gonna die.
1117
01:02:37,751 --> 01:02:39,253
You're gonna die.
1118
01:02:50,430 --> 01:02:53,377
- Why are you darkenin' my door, Nuts?
- Call it a down payment.
1119
01:02:53,933 --> 01:02:56,641
I'm not fightin' Juicy ain't, either.
1120
01:02:56,770 --> 01:02:58,681
- Oh, Jesus!
1121
01:02:58,805 --> 01:03:00,148
A silver bar!
- Yeah.
1122
01:03:00,273 --> 01:03:02,776
- Argh, mate! What are you, a pirate?
1123
01:03:03,109 --> 01:03:05,851
You gonna sweeten the deal?
Throw in a few doubloons?
1124
01:03:05,979 --> 01:03:09,324
- I'll get the rest for you later.
- Well, I'm no pawn broker.
1125
01:03:09,449 --> 01:03:12,020
It goes on tonight.
- Okay, what if it doesn't?
1126
01:03:12,152 --> 01:03:16,464
What are you gonna do? Kill me?
I mean, 'cause I gotta tell you, Fitz,
1127
01:03:16,589 --> 01:03:19,263
that is a very... very ineffective threat
these days.
1128
01:03:19,392 --> 01:03:21,963
- If it were only up to me, Nuts, boy.
1129
01:03:22,629 --> 01:03:24,870
But... I'm afraid...
1130
01:03:24,998 --> 01:03:27,274
we're gonna have to talk
to the management
1131
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:29,710
about all this.
- Oh, no, no, no! No!
1132
01:03:29,836 --> 01:03:31,213
(rock music)
1133
01:03:31,337 --> 01:03:33,010
Whoa, whoa! Ah! Ah!
1134
01:03:33,373 --> 01:03:36,217
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
- it's the management, boy!
1135
01:03:36,342 --> 01:03:39,118
It's the management!
Now we're negotiating, aren't we?
1136
01:03:39,245 --> 01:03:40,986
Ah!
- No, stop!!! Stop!!!
1137
01:03:42,148 --> 01:03:43,456
- You know the deal.
1138
01:03:43,583 --> 01:03:46,063
Now, maybe you don't care about yourself,
1139
01:03:46,186 --> 01:03:48,689
but you care about your baby brother.
1140
01:03:48,988 --> 01:03:50,899
One of you can get hurt in the ring,
1141
01:03:51,024 --> 01:03:53,664
or both of yous can get hurt in the street.
1142
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:56,140
Choose wisely.
1143
01:03:58,832 --> 01:04:00,175
- He'll fight.
1144
01:04:02,168 --> 01:04:03,340
- Good.
1145
01:04:04,337 --> 01:04:06,010
Make sure it looks good.
1146
01:04:12,912 --> 01:04:14,516
- I'm gonna fucking die.
1147
01:04:18,284 --> 01:04:20,890
- "Boys, you three are gonna die."
1148
01:04:23,523 --> 01:04:25,662
(laughing)
- I'm actually gonna die.
1149
01:04:25,792 --> 01:04:27,203
Woo!
(sniffing)
1150
01:04:27,527 --> 01:04:30,030
Okay. Okay, let's go.
1151
01:04:30,864 --> 01:04:32,036
Let's go.
1152
01:04:33,066 --> 01:04:34,545
(Western music)
1153
01:04:49,549 --> 01:04:51,551
This is ii, obviously!
- Yep.
1154
01:04:55,822 --> 01:04:57,824
- Where's Miranda?
- I sent her home.
1155
01:04:57,957 --> 01:05:00,403
I didn't want have her see me kill you.
1156
01:05:00,727 --> 01:05:03,105
- What if I win?
- If you win,
1157
01:05:03,229 --> 01:05:05,231
you go and be with Miranda.
1158
01:05:05,365 --> 01:05:07,106
On my word of honour.
1159
01:05:07,901 --> 01:05:10,438
But I don't think either of us thinks
that's very likely.
1160
01:05:10,570 --> 01:05:11,571
- Okay.
1161
01:05:14,574 --> 01:05:16,076
You're sort of far away.
1162
01:05:16,209 --> 01:05:18,587
I mean, do I just... just whenever?
1163
01:05:19,245 --> 01:05:20,883
- You're really over-thinking this.
1164
01:05:24,751 --> 01:05:25,923
- Alright.
1165
01:05:26,419 --> 01:05:28,763
Alright, come on, baby.
You can do this thing.
1166
01:05:30,423 --> 01:05:32,460
I'm coming! Ah!!
1167
01:05:32,592 --> 01:05:34,333
(Western music)
- Ah!
1168
01:05:38,197 --> 01:05:39,505
- Ah! Ah!!
1169
01:05:39,632 --> 01:05:40,770
(chuckling)
1170
01:05:42,135 --> 01:05:44,137
Ah! Ah!
1171
01:05:45,171 --> 01:05:46,172
- Ahhhh!!!
1172
01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:49,620
(Western music)
1173
01:05:51,611 --> 01:05:52,988
- Young man...
1174
01:05:53,112 --> 01:05:55,183
I'm gonna make the Jihad on your skull.
1175
01:06:02,889 --> 01:06:03,959
Ah!!
1176
01:06:05,792 --> 01:06:07,294
- Huh? Huh?
1177
01:06:09,629 --> 01:06:10,972
(groaning)
1178
01:06:38,157 --> 01:06:39,363
Fuck ii.
1179
01:06:46,499 --> 01:06:47,842
Hey, Mitch?
1180
01:06:50,169 --> 01:06:51,910
- Oh...
- What do I do now?
1181
01:06:52,038 --> 01:06:54,609
You want me to take you to the hospital,
or... or what?
1182
01:06:55,174 --> 01:06:57,450
- I didn't think you had it in you, dude.
1183
01:07:00,179 --> 01:07:01,852
Big Mitch is a man of his word.
1184
01:07:03,016 --> 01:07:04,359
So you go on.
1185
01:07:04,851 --> 01:07:06,353
You go to Miranda.
1186
01:07:08,187 --> 01:07:09,689
But you're takin' me with ya.
1187
01:07:10,523 --> 01:07:12,560
- What are you doing?
- I'm keeping my word.
1188
01:07:12,692 --> 01:07:15,332
- Okay, it's a really cute joke,
but will you get the key?
1189
01:07:15,461 --> 01:07:17,441
- I don't have a key to this one.
- C'mon, man!
1190
01:07:17,563 --> 01:07:20,203
- And I certainly don't have the key
to this one.
1191
01:07:24,270 --> 01:07:25,715
- Come on!!
1192
01:07:28,741 --> 01:07:30,220
(Western music)
1193
01:07:40,753 --> 01:07:42,232
(engine revving)
1194
01:07:54,734 --> 01:07:56,805
- I wanna do ii, too!
1195
01:07:56,936 --> 01:07:59,644
- I said no!
- You never let me do anything!
1196
01:07:59,772 --> 01:08:01,581
- This is really dangerous, Todd, okay?
1197
01:08:01,707 --> 01:08:05,018
If I ever catch you doing something
this dangerous and stupid,
1198
01:08:05,144 --> 01:08:07,954
I will sell your testicles
to Chinese organ thieves.
1199
01:08:11,350 --> 01:08:14,024
- Stupid Jacob! Stupid blouse!
1200
01:08:15,855 --> 01:08:17,425
(Western music)
1201
01:08:24,764 --> 01:08:25,936
- Sassy.
1202
01:08:26,732 --> 01:08:28,268
(Western music)
1203
01:08:54,160 --> 01:08:55,639
- Oh, my God!
1204
01:08:56,329 --> 01:08:57,808
(Todd laughing)
1205
01:09:01,400 --> 01:09:03,073
(Todd still laughing)
- How much longer
1206
01:09:03,202 --> 01:09:05,546
are we supposed to stay here?!
I mean, c'mon, man!
1207
01:09:05,671 --> 01:09:08,083
What about your word of honour?
- I'm keeping my word.
1208
01:09:08,207 --> 01:09:10,346
- Keeping? No, no!
This isn't keeping your word.
1209
01:09:10,476 --> 01:09:13,218
- Sure it is.
This is what they call passive resistance.
1210
01:09:13,646 --> 01:09:14,716
(laughing)
1211
01:09:16,816 --> 01:09:18,295
- Are you insane?
1212
01:09:18,417 --> 01:09:20,419
Seriously, what if a train comes?!
1213
01:09:20,553 --> 01:09:22,965
And what are we gonna do?
Sit here like assholes,
1214
01:09:23,089 --> 01:09:24,693
cuffed to the tracks all day?!
1215
01:09:24,824 --> 01:09:26,826
-I really didn't think that far ahead.
(train-crossing bell)
1216
01:09:33,099 --> 01:09:35,579
Man, I really didn't think that far ahead.
- Oh, my God.
1217
01:09:35,701 --> 01:09:37,647
(Western music)
1218
01:09:42,441 --> 01:09:44,751
This isn't doing shit!
- Here, use my machete!
1219
01:09:44,877 --> 01:09:47,016
- Who the fuck carries a machete?
1220
01:09:47,380 --> 01:09:49,519
(train whistle blowing)
Jesus!
1221
01:09:50,283 --> 01:09:52,263
(Western music)
1222
01:09:56,088 --> 01:09:57,795
(train whistle mowing)
It's not working!
1223
01:09:57,924 --> 01:10:00,097
It's doing shit!
- Stop, stop. You're dulling the blade.
1224
01:10:00,226 --> 01:10:01,796
- So fucking what?!
- We need the blade sharp!
1225
01:10:01,928 --> 01:10:03,805
- Why do we need the blade sharp?
1226
01:10:03,930 --> 01:10:06,911
Why do we need the blade sharp?
- 'Cause you're gonna hack off my limb!
1227
01:10:07,033 --> 01:10:08,512
- I'm not hacking off your limb.
- Don't hack my limb,
1228
01:10:08,634 --> 01:10:10,113
I'll keep your fucking ass
on the track with me!
1229
01:10:10,236 --> 01:10:12,773
- I can't chop off your hand.
1230
01:10:12,905 --> 01:10:15,146
I can chop off your hand! Okay.
1231
01:10:15,274 --> 01:10:16,776
You alright?
- Go, man!
1232
01:10:16,909 --> 01:10:19,253
- I just wanna check-in with you!
-.Just hack the fucking limb!
1233
01:10:19,378 --> 01:10:22,018
- On the Count of three!
- You fucking Crazy?
1234
01:10:22,148 --> 01:10:23,092
It's gonna hurt more if I'm expecting ii!
1235
01:10:23,216 --> 01:10:26,060
- Oh, I apologize if my hand-cutting
etiquette is a little off!
1236
01:10:26,185 --> 01:10:28,324
- Just do it when I'm not expecting it!
- On two, then!
1237
01:10:28,454 --> 01:10:30,832
- Just hack me fucking--
- okay!
1238
01:10:30,957 --> 01:10:32,129
Ahhhh!!!
1239
01:10:32,258 --> 01:10:33,566
- Ahhhh!!!!
1240
01:10:40,066 --> 01:10:41,568
(light music)
1241
01:10:49,909 --> 01:10:51,752
(Mitch groaning)
- Hey, Mitch...
1242
01:10:52,245 --> 01:10:54,589
Stay awake. We're almost at the hospital.
1243
01:10:55,248 --> 01:10:58,786
- Hey... what's with your car, man?
- it's a rental, okay?
1244
01:10:58,918 --> 01:11:01,626
Can we just not talk anymore
until we get to the hospital?
1245
01:11:01,754 --> 01:11:04,098
How 'bout that?
- I didn't think you had it in you, sport.
1246
01:11:04,223 --> 01:11:06,794
- Did I just... Did you not hear
what I just Said, or what?
1247
01:11:07,593 --> 01:11:09,163
- Change the station, Mom.
1248
01:11:24,477 --> 01:11:25,785
- Let's go.
1249
01:11:26,779 --> 01:11:27,951
It's time.
1250
01:11:28,281 --> 01:11:30,625
Oh, really? Thousand Island dressing?
1251
01:11:31,617 --> 01:11:32,994
What...?
1252
01:11:33,119 --> 01:11:35,656
Oh, what the fuck is that?
1253
01:11:35,788 --> 01:11:39,258
It looks like you got fucking shingles!
- Maybe I woulda got a better dressing
1254
01:11:39,392 --> 01:11:42,669
if you were there for me.
- Ah, you look like a fuckin' leper!
1255
01:11:42,795 --> 01:11:44,138
- Where were you?
- It doesn't matter, okay?
1256
01:11:44,263 --> 01:11:46,265
Just wipe that Shit off.
We gotta weigh you in.
1257
01:11:46,399 --> 01:11:48,470
Maybe we'll pick up some Crisco.
1258
01:11:52,138 --> 01:11:53,640
(rock music)
1259
01:12:08,321 --> 01:12:10,460
- There it is.
- I don't even think it's for sale.
1260
01:12:10,589 --> 01:12:13,035
- Oh, ii will be.
Remember, do not use our real names.
1261
01:12:13,159 --> 01:12:16,163
- You got it, Smell-vis.
- General Mayhem, let's roll.
1262
01:12:25,004 --> 01:12:26,347
(rock music)
1263
01:12:31,077 --> 01:12:33,523
Look, you can't tell anybody about this,
alright?
1264
01:12:33,846 --> 01:12:37,055
And if you ever think about doing
something as stupid as this, I swear,
1265
01:12:37,183 --> 01:12:38,685
I'm gonna... I will...
1266
01:12:40,353 --> 01:12:42,697
I'm not a very good role model, am I?
1267
01:12:47,526 --> 01:12:49,062
Alright, so the door's open.
1268
01:12:49,195 --> 01:12:51,175
Someone's home.
And I can't let them see the barrel.
1269
01:12:51,297 --> 01:12:53,743
So what do you say
if they ask you where I am?
1270
01:12:53,866 --> 01:12:55,709
- "What's a Jacob?"
- Perfect.
1271
01:13:07,413 --> 01:13:08,585
(rock music)
1272
01:13:08,714 --> 01:13:10,057
(knocking)
1273
01:13:11,417 --> 01:13:13,556
- Hey, Toddy.
1274
01:13:22,561 --> 01:13:25,132
- Keep your fucking thumb out.
- The Second that bell rings,
1275
01:13:25,264 --> 01:13:27,471
I'm coming out with the one-four-three.
Then jab--
1276
01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:30,410
- Or, or, or...
just fucking work the outside.
1277
01:13:31,070 --> 01:13:33,277
- What?
- Yeah, you wear him down. You run.
1278
01:13:33,406 --> 01:13:35,408
Stick and jab, keep to the outside.
1279
01:13:35,541 --> 01:13:38,488
Y'know, tire him out 3 bit.
- No. I'm goin' for the early KO.
1280
01:13:38,611 --> 01:13:40,284
(sighing)
- That's
1281
01:13:40,413 --> 01:13:42,324
certainly a possibility.
(Juicy laughing)
1282
01:13:42,448 --> 01:13:44,428
- Fuck, am I greasy!
1283
01:13:45,584 --> 01:13:46,961
Hey.
- Hmm?
1284
01:13:47,086 --> 01:13:49,157
- You brought your mitts?
- What?
1285
01:13:49,288 --> 01:13:51,063
Yeah. Yeah...
1286
01:13:51,190 --> 01:13:53,261
I... I slid by Pal's to...
1287
01:13:57,329 --> 01:13:58,774
- Really?
- Yeah.
1288
01:13:59,265 --> 01:14:00,869
- You're giving me your mitts?
- Yeah. Don't
1289
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,673
don't make a big deal of ii.
1290
01:14:02,802 --> 01:14:05,408
- Nuts, I don't know what to Say.
- Ahem. Don't Say anything.
1291
01:14:05,538 --> 01:14:07,108
- I'm fuckin' touched... Nuts.
1292
01:14:10,109 --> 01:14:12,111
Nuts, you're the best brother in the world.
1293
01:14:13,112 --> 01:14:14,284
(sighing)
1294
01:14:17,616 --> 01:14:19,926
- Why'd you have to say that?!
- What the fuck, Nuts?
1295
01:14:20,052 --> 01:14:21,827
-Ah, I...
1296
01:14:21,954 --> 01:14:23,900
I can't do this.
- What'?!
1297
01:14:24,023 --> 01:14:25,559
- You're not fighting.
You're not ready for Tank Boy.
1298
01:14:25,691 --> 01:14:28,035
- Oh, I am ready!
You said Tank Boy was scrawny as fuck!
1299
01:14:28,160 --> 01:14:29,571
- Well, he's recently filled out.
1300
01:14:29,795 --> 01:14:32,969
- I'm in prime form!
- Juicy, you're O-2 against Todd!
1301
01:14:35,134 --> 01:14:36,807
- You're just jealous.
- Ah...
1302
01:14:38,637 --> 01:14:40,913
Just... Sit.
1303
01:14:42,475 --> 01:14:43,977
(distant cheering)
1304
01:14:44,477 --> 01:14:45,649
Listen to me.
1305
01:14:46,312 --> 01:14:49,987
I have done a lot of things in my life
that I'm not proud of, okay?
1306
01:14:50,115 --> 01:14:52,026
But recently certain things
have come to light...
1307
01:14:52,151 --> 01:14:53,687
and I'm seeing things different.
1308
01:14:53,819 --> 01:14:57,323
And I'm looking at my baby brother,
who I want to help and protect.
1309
01:14:57,823 --> 01:15:01,498
And I hope to God you don't hate me
for what I did, but...
1310
01:15:02,995 --> 01:15:04,440
...I signed you up for this fight
1311
01:15:04,563 --> 01:15:06,668
knowing you were gonna
get your ass handed to you.
1312
01:15:06,799 --> 01:15:08,176
- Right.
1313
01:15:09,168 --> 01:15:12,206
- What? No, no right! I sold you out!
1314
01:15:12,338 --> 01:15:13,874
For money!!
1315
01:15:14,006 --> 01:15:15,713
And not a lot of ii!
1316
01:15:17,343 --> 01:15:18,845
Juicy... look at me.
1317
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:23,216
Don't do this.
1318
01:15:28,187 --> 01:15:29,962
- I'm gonna fight and I'm gonna win.
1319
01:15:30,089 --> 01:15:32,035
(Nuts groaning)
(Juicy laughing)
1320
01:15:32,892 --> 01:15:34,894
Hey.
(laughing)
1321
01:15:35,027 --> 01:15:36,529
(door opening)
1322
01:15:48,541 --> 01:15:50,214
(door closing)
1323
01:15:51,544 --> 01:15:52,955
What the fuck was that?
1324
01:15:53,078 --> 01:15:54,989
- That was Tank Boy.
- What'?!
1325
01:15:55,114 --> 01:15:56,559
(rock music)
1326
01:16:28,914 --> 01:16:30,416
(grunting)
- Hoo.
1327
01:16:32,918 --> 01:16:35,421
- Todd... where's Cob?
1328
01:16:36,989 --> 01:16:39,162
I'll give you five bucks.
- He's heading over the falls.
1329
01:16:39,291 --> 01:16:40,429
- He...
1330
01:16:41,493 --> 01:16:43,530
(soft music)
1331
01:16:44,930 --> 01:16:48,468
(Pal): "Marry a good one, son...
...like a bull in a vagina shop."
1332
01:16:48,601 --> 01:16:50,137
(jumbled voices)
(Cob): She got incarcerated!
1333
01:16:50,269 --> 01:16:52,249
- They died. All of them.
- doesn't mean she killed anyone!
1334
01:16:52,371 --> 01:16:54,817
- Something has to change in me.
The ring, it was a sign.
1335
01:16:54,940 --> 01:16:56,647
- That's reckless!
That's more like Duke than anything!
1336
01:16:56,775 --> 01:16:59,187
- I gotta stop whoring around
and I need to settle down.
1337
01:16:59,311 --> 01:17:01,484
- That was Chlamydia!
- The fuck am I doing?!!
1338
01:17:01,614 --> 01:17:03,116
Okay, just relax.
1339
01:17:05,284 --> 01:17:06,285
.Just relax.
1340
01:17:06,585 --> 01:17:08,292
What the fuck am I doing?
1341
01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:23,336
- Is he dead?
- He's fine.
1342
01:17:23,469 --> 01:17:26,450
Well, he lost a hand, but he's alright.
- Oh...
1343
01:17:26,572 --> 01:17:27,983
Just a hand?
- Yeah.
1344
01:17:31,644 --> 01:17:33,646
You wanna do some more sightseeing?
1345
01:17:33,979 --> 01:17:35,617
- What'd you have in mind?
1346
01:17:35,981 --> 01:17:37,324
- C'mon
1347
01:17:38,984 --> 01:17:40,486
(soft music)
1348
01:17:51,330 --> 01:17:52,832
(straining)
1349
01:18:07,513 --> 01:18:08,890
- I'm invincible.
1350
01:18:09,014 --> 01:18:10,357
(rock music)
1351
01:18:31,370 --> 01:18:33,714
Hoo. Woo! Ow!
1352
01:18:36,775 --> 01:18:38,220
(rock music)
1353
01:18:45,784 --> 01:18:49,755
- Wh-what is going on?
What is going on in that boy's head?! Why?!
1354
01:18:49,888 --> 01:18:52,425
- it's on his list.
- What list?
1355
01:18:52,558 --> 01:18:54,060
(banging)
1356
01:18:58,197 --> 01:18:59,608
What pills?!
1357
01:18:59,732 --> 01:19:02,941
- The pills, y'know,
that they all look for money.
1358
01:19:04,737 --> 01:19:06,717
That's his car!
- Pull over!
1359
01:19:10,676 --> 01:19:12,917
- Jacob!
- Jacob!
1360
01:19:13,746 --> 01:19:16,192
(both, distantly): Jacob! Jacob!
(grunting)
1361
01:19:16,315 --> 01:19:18,522
- I see the barrel!
- Where?!
1362
01:19:18,650 --> 01:19:20,789
Jacob!!
(bum): Stop!!!
1363
01:19:21,754 --> 01:19:24,234
(drumming fingers)
- Mom?
1364
01:19:24,356 --> 01:19:26,700
- Stop, honey, you're not gonna die!
- What?
1365
01:19:26,825 --> 01:19:29,897
- Oh, honey, you're not gonna die!
Get outta there!
1366
01:19:30,028 --> 01:19:33,441
Please open the lid, sweetheart.
(banging)
1367
01:19:33,565 --> 01:19:35,238
Can you hear me?
- Okay, it's stuck.
1368
01:19:35,367 --> 01:19:37,574
- Toddy, get me a rock.
Do you understand me?!
1369
01:19:37,703 --> 01:19:39,148
You're not gonna die!
1370
01:19:40,372 --> 01:19:43,615
Honey, those pills?
That was Duke's stupid idea!
1371
01:19:45,978 --> 01:19:48,549
When you boys came home
with those pills,
1372
01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:51,923
I sure as hell wasn’t gonna let my kids
be guinea pigs!
1373
01:19:52,050 --> 01:19:54,690
So I filled them with Tic Tacs!
- Tic Tacs'?!
1374
01:19:54,820 --> 01:19:56,299
- Tic Tacs!
1375
01:19:58,056 --> 01:20:01,333
I mean, what mother lets her kids
test drugs for money?!
1376
01:20:01,460 --> 01:20:03,167
- I'm gonna live.
- Ah!
1377
01:20:03,695 --> 01:20:05,470
- Oh, my God.
(banging)
1378
01:20:05,597 --> 01:20:07,372
I'm gonna live!!!
1379
01:20:07,499 --> 01:20:10,002
(Todd): No!! No! No!
- Jacob!!!
1380
01:20:10,135 --> 01:20:12,411
(Cob screaming)
- I'm gonna die!
1381
01:20:12,538 --> 01:20:14,040
- Ah!! Jake!!
1382
01:20:16,141 --> 01:20:18,712
- Jesus. No, Nuts, will you...
Stop. Come on.
1383
01:20:18,844 --> 01:20:20,517
You're gonna get killed.
- Sooner or later.
1384
01:20:20,646 --> 01:20:22,489
- Not... today. Okay?
1385
01:20:23,148 --> 01:20:26,357
We'll I dunno, we'll figure something out.
- Nah. Nah.
1386
01:20:26,485 --> 01:20:29,523
For the first time in my life,
I'm doing something that ain't all about me.
1387
01:20:29,655 --> 01:20:33,330
If that means taking a nook to my head
and making my snort life even shorter...
1388
01:20:34,827 --> 01:20:36,329
...so fucking be ii.
1389
01:20:40,299 --> 01:20:42,973
(rock music)
(crowd cheering)
1390
01:21:13,165 --> 01:21:15,975
- Ref! Ref! Keep your eyes open, eh?
1391
01:21:16,101 --> 01:21:18,741
(rock music)
(cheering)
1392
01:21:24,776 --> 01:21:26,619
- Fuck him right up, Nuts!
1393
01:21:36,221 --> 01:21:38,064
- I just wish I had some sort of sign.
1394
01:21:39,224 --> 01:21:41,397
Y'know, maybe I have a serious problem.
1395
01:21:41,727 --> 01:21:43,229
Or maybe I am reckless.
1396
01:21:44,062 --> 01:21:45,735
Miranda, she's a...
1397
01:21:46,131 --> 01:21:47,701
She's a meat grinder.
1398
01:21:47,833 --> 01:21:49,506
(Miranda): Oh, really?
- There's gonna be a limb
1399
01:21:49,635 --> 01:21:51,979
getting hacked each and every week
with that one.
1400
01:21:55,741 --> 01:21:57,516
Maybe... maybe nothing matters anymore,
y'know?
1401
01:21:57,643 --> 01:22:00,419
I should just nut up and do this thing.
1402
01:22:00,913 --> 01:22:02,483
What do you think, bud?
1403
01:22:05,751 --> 01:22:07,253
You're probably right.
1404
01:22:07,953 --> 01:22:09,261
- Thanks.
1405
01:22:12,257 --> 01:22:14,567
Y'know, I was just chatting
with that guy over there
1406
01:22:14,693 --> 01:22:19,073
and, bam, it occurs to me
that those Maid of the Mist boats down there
1407
01:22:19,197 --> 01:22:22,178
would be pretty ideal
to mule drugs across the border.
1408
01:22:22,301 --> 01:22:24,440
So I was thinking...
wait.
1409
01:22:25,270 --> 01:22:26,943
How well can you swim?
1410
01:22:28,774 --> 01:22:29,946
- Uh...
1411
01:22:30,275 --> 01:22:31,481
I, uh...
1412
01:22:31,610 --> 01:22:34,819
I woke up this morning, uh, with a plan,
y'know.
1413
01:22:34,947 --> 01:22:38,258
I was, uh, I was gonna to ask you
a really big question.
1414
01:22:39,685 --> 01:22:42,188
Well, then I'm not so sure... now.
1415
01:22:42,788 --> 01:22:43,823
Uh...
1416
01:22:43,956 --> 01:22:47,096
I-I-I'm just...
I'm looking for a sign, is all.
1417
01:22:49,461 --> 01:22:50,963
(screaming)
1418
01:22:54,700 --> 01:22:56,509
(dramatic music)
1419
01:22:59,237 --> 01:23:00,910
- Well, don't wait forever.
1420
01:23:01,306 --> 01:23:02,842
Life's short.
- Ha!
1421
01:23:02,975 --> 01:23:04,545
Yeah, that's very Hue.
1422
01:23:10,916 --> 01:23:12,554
(screaming)
1423
01:23:13,352 --> 01:23:14,524
- Help!!!
1424
01:23:15,320 --> 01:23:17,027
- That's very Hue. Okay.
1425
01:23:17,155 --> 01:23:18,998
Uh... fuck ii.
1426
01:23:19,491 --> 01:23:20,663
Here goes.
1427
01:23:22,427 --> 01:23:24,668
(screaming)
(dramatic music)
1428
01:23:25,364 --> 01:23:26,434
Miranda...
1429
01:23:33,505 --> 01:23:34,677
- C'mon
1430
01:23:38,877 --> 01:23:41,255
- C'mon! C'mon!
1431
01:23:42,681 --> 01:23:44,183
-Will you...
1432
01:23:45,951 --> 01:23:47,294
- Oh, my God.
1433
01:23:48,754 --> 01:23:50,358
(music stopping)
1434
01:23:58,030 --> 01:24:00,874
(Duke): Today is the 14th day
since the end of my life.
1435
01:24:05,037 --> 01:24:07,039
Now, I don't believe in miracles.
1436
01:24:07,706 --> 01:24:09,208
I believe in odds.
1437
01:24:10,876 --> 01:24:12,719
And if you forced my bet...
1438
01:24:13,545 --> 01:24:15,889
...I'd wager I'm straight-up dead.
1439
01:24:17,382 --> 01:24:21,558
And that this is one of those "life Hashes
before your eyes" moments.
1440
01:24:22,220 --> 01:24:24,461
Like a dream you swear lasted months,
1441
01:24:24,589 --> 01:24:27,900
even though you knew
you just slept for an hour.
1442
01:24:28,393 --> 01:24:31,863
Or maybe a clever trick
your brain plays on your body
1443
01:24:31,997 --> 01:24:34,568
to ease that painful,
permanent fade to black...
1444
01:24:35,400 --> 01:24:37,277
...wrapping your head in warm thoughts
1445
01:24:37,402 --> 01:24:40,611
so you don't feel
the cold, hard hand of death.
1446
01:24:40,739 --> 01:24:42,241
But I saw things.
1447
01:24:43,308 --> 01:24:45,345
I saw my resurrection.
1448
01:24:46,912 --> 01:24:48,414
And this is what I saw.
1449
01:24:50,415 --> 01:24:52,656
I saw a slip of the noose
1450
01:24:52,784 --> 01:24:54,764
and it's off like a torpedo.
1451
01:24:54,886 --> 01:24:57,924
And when that giant men-pedo
decides to surface...
1452
01:24:58,924 --> 01:25:01,097
well, I saw a sight to behold.
1453
01:25:01,927 --> 01:25:04,271
I saw my boy one last time.
1454
01:25:04,396 --> 01:25:07,240
- I'm looking for a sign.
- My reckless son.
1455
01:25:07,365 --> 01:25:09,845
And I knew...
- Miranda...
1456
01:25:10,802 --> 01:25:11,974
-...for once in my life...
1457
01:25:12,437 --> 01:25:14,007
- Will you'?
(woman screaming)
1458
01:25:14,139 --> 01:25:15,618
(boom)
1459
01:25:16,341 --> 01:25:18,514
-...I was there for him.
1460
01:25:18,643 --> 01:25:20,281
(rock music)
1461
01:25:32,290 --> 01:25:33,792
- That was a sign!
1462
01:25:35,293 --> 01:25:36,795
I gotta go.
1463
01:25:41,633 --> 01:25:43,306
- Then I saw my eldest.
1464
01:25:43,969 --> 01:25:47,576
And I was Hooded by thoughts
of all the wrong I did to him.
1465
01:25:49,708 --> 01:25:53,019
(bell dinging)
Now, a dead body Heating in the water
1466
01:25:53,145 --> 01:25:55,853
miles away
can't possibly save my wayward son.
1467
01:25:55,981 --> 01:25:58,689
But if a concerned tourist
happened to call 911...
1468
01:26:00,051 --> 01:26:04,124
...and if the ambulance sent
to fish a bloated corpse out of the water
1469
01:26:04,256 --> 01:26:07,533
happened to skid off the road
and into a hydro pole...
1470
01:26:08,326 --> 01:26:11,398
well, then my wayward son
suddenly stands a fighting chance.
1471
01:26:13,198 --> 01:26:14,506
(grunting)
1472
01:26:18,837 --> 01:26:20,714
I saw my boy...
1473
01:26:20,839 --> 01:26:23,547
and a weight came off my heavy heart.
1474
01:26:24,676 --> 01:26:26,178
Like I could Heat.
1475
01:26:27,512 --> 01:26:29,321
Like the impossible was made possible.
1476
01:26:33,185 --> 01:26:36,064
And just when I thought
I could feel no more joy,
1477
01:26:36,188 --> 01:26:37,690
I saw something else.
1478
01:26:38,523 --> 01:26:40,196
My other boy.
1479
01:26:40,325 --> 01:26:41,861
The one I never understood.
1480
01:26:45,697 --> 01:26:48,871
The odds in surviving the falls
are a million to one.
1481
01:26:49,534 --> 01:26:51,707
And I saw those odds beat.
1482
01:26:53,538 --> 01:26:57,213
I saw a twist of fate
that can only be called a miracle.
1483
01:27:02,214 --> 01:27:03,921
I saw that noose..
1484
01:27:04,049 --> 01:27:05,551
catch that barrel...
1485
01:27:08,553 --> 01:27:12,057
...and I knew that the odds
just didn't matter anymore.
1486
01:27:14,559 --> 01:27:16,903
Its something more than impossible.
1487
01:27:20,065 --> 01:27:22,067
More than the odds can allow.
1488
01:27:27,572 --> 01:27:29,074
And then I saw the future.
1489
01:27:36,581 --> 01:27:38,254
And it was cloudier still.
1490
01:27:42,254 --> 01:27:43,756
But I know what I saw.
1491
01:27:48,093 --> 01:27:50,937
And I was basking in a light
I didn't deserve.
1492
01:27:54,933 --> 01:27:56,606
For I saw a miracle.
1493
01:28:01,273 --> 01:28:04,277
It was so close, it was like I was there.
1494
01:28:08,280 --> 01:28:09,953
Like I was part of it.
1495
01:28:14,953 --> 01:28:16,955
Like I could almost touch it.
1496
01:28:22,627 --> 01:28:24,629
I saw the lives of my boys.
1497
01:28:29,134 --> 01:28:30,636
My family.
1498
01:28:36,474 --> 01:28:40,149
Fate erasing the stain of all my misdeeds.
1499
01:28:44,816 --> 01:28:47,490
And I knew everything was going to be okay.
1500
01:28:52,324 --> 01:28:54,497
For I had a reversal of fortune.
1501
01:28:58,997 --> 01:29:00,499
A resurrection.
1502
01:29:04,502 --> 01:29:06,345
A bona-fide miracle.
1503
01:29:12,677 --> 01:29:16,022
And I was so happy,
I knew I must be dead.
1504
01:29:16,915 --> 01:29:19,691
(rock music)
Oh yeah there
1505
01:29:20,685 --> 01:29:22,392
Oh there
1506
01:29:22,520 --> 01:29:25,057
There goes your corpse again
1507
01:29:25,190 --> 01:29:26,692
Oh yeah
1508
01:29:26,858 --> 01:29:30,567
Talking with your new girlfriend
Oh yeah
1509
01:29:30,695 --> 01:29:33,198
What you think that he said
1510
01:29:33,531 --> 01:29:35,738
You're better off dead
1511
01:29:35,867 --> 01:29:38,404
Oh yeah there
1512
01:29:38,536 --> 01:29:40,243
Oh yeah
1513
01:29:40,372 --> 01:29:43,251
There goes your skull and bones
1514
01:29:43,375 --> 01:29:44,752
Oh yeah
1515
01:29:44,876 --> 01:29:48,414
Talking through a broke telephone
Oh yeah
1516
01:29:48,546 --> 01:29:51,550
Will he play as they fall
1517
01:29:51,683 --> 01:29:53,720
Through the bathroom wall
1518
01:29:55,887 --> 01:29:59,391
And I’ve never let you down
1519
01:29:59,924 --> 01:30:01,403
Oh yeah
1520
01:30:02,727 --> 01:30:04,229
(music continuing)
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