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Damn it, Dedee!
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What is the matter with you?
Why aren't you dressed yet?
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You better get in there, missy,
and wear what I put out for you.
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Do you hear me?
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I'm not about to have you show up
in that crap you wear to school.
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This isn't just any old day
of the week, you know.
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You're gonna show me and your stepfather
some respect for once in your life.
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If you're one of those people
who don't like movies...
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where some person you can't see
talks the whole time...
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and covers up all the holes
in the plot and...
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at the end says, "I was never the same
after that summer"...
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or whatever, like it was so deep
they can't stand it...
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then you're out of luck. Things get
very complicated here very quick.
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And my guess is you're not gonna be
up to it without me talking.
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Lord, help me...
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My name is Dedee Truitt.
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I'm sixteen, and this is
Creve Coeur, Louisiana...
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which is French, I think,
for like, fucked heart.
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My mother was the kind of mother
who always said...
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she was her
daughter's best friend.
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Whenever she did, I thought, great,
not only do I have a shitty mother...
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but my best friend's a loser
bitch.
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Dedee, honey, put the dirt on like I
told you how to.
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She was all over me the day we
buried my stepfather.
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That's not what I said!
What are you doing?
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Les was a real asshole.
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To get cancer of the ass was,
like, poetic.
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Almost as good as cancer
of the dick... if they have that.
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I had to get out of there.
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Look around. Wouldn't you?
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This part where I take the gun is,
like, important.
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It comes later, but I'm putting it
in here for foreshadowing.
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Which we covered when we did Dickens.
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If you're smart, you won't forget
I've got it.
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Randy was a geek, but he was nicer
than a lot of the guys...
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mostly because he was born with
only one ball.
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And he was pretty nice to anyone who'd
sleep with him and not make fun of it.
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- Go!
- You had to ignore the Christian stuff.
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I told him I was going to my
grandma's in Memphis.
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But where I was really going was
Indiana to see my brother Bill...
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who was really only my
half-brother...
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and who I'd seen once before
when I was a kid when my real dad died.
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Bill's like dozens of years older
than me...
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and a actual real-life homo and
a teacher...
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which is kind of gross, I mean,
the combo.
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But he had a lot of money from his
last boyfriend who died of AIDS.
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And I needed a place to get my
shit together.
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If you think I'm just plucky and
scrappy and all I need is love...
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you're in over your head.
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I don't have a heart of gold,
and I don't grow one later, okay?
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But relax...
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There's other people a lot nicer
coming up.
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We call them losers.
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Hello.
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You're not Bill.
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No, I'm Matt. Bill's at school.
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Are you one of his students?
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'Cause he really doesn't like
his students coming here.
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It's okay, I'm his sister.
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I gotta call you back.
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I didn't know he had a sister.
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Who are you?
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Boyfriend.
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Can I come in? I'm a real relation.
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Yeah, come on.
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Okey-dokey, butts out.
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Come on, let's go, let's go.
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You holding up the wall there, Joe?
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No, I just can't go if anybody's
around.
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There's a sentence here that's a
fragment. What is it?
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Every...
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Every Tuesday after Yearbook here?
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Now how would you fix that?
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I guess you could say,
Mr. Truitt blanks it hard...
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here every Tuesday after
Yearbook?
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Or just Tuesdays after Yearbook.
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You don't need the every, right?
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Yeah, I guess so. Can I go?
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Probably not a good idea to use your
real name.
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Phone call for Mr. Truitt.
Telephone call for Mr. Truitt.
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- She's upset but--
- What is she upset about?
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- she took a shower. I don't know.
- How did she get here?
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- She took a bus.
- Can you believe this place?
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Gays love houses. Tom, the dead
guy, was really loaded.
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I'd already worked on the beautiful
dumb one. He helped out.
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I laid it on kind of thick about
Mom drinking...
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and how tough it was on me
watching my step dad die...
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which is, like, so opposite.
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And how it would give Mom and me a
chance to grieve in our own ways...
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if there was a little distance
between us, just for the summer.
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Plus, I'd clean for them, or tell
the maid places she missed.
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Bill was like the definition of a
softie.
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Matt didn't look like a fairy at
all.
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But it was easy to see why he'd
screw around with Bill.
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And a blow job is a blow job if
you're getting one.
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If you're giving one, it's harder. But
even so, it's like rule one about sex.
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If you don't breathe in, a person
can do anything for ten minutes.
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A runaway.
It's like harboring a fugitive...
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Everything was going great until
she showed up.
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The sister of Tom, the dead guy.
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That's how Bill met him.
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She teaches next to him, and one day
she introduces him to her brother.
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This is like eight years ago.
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She probably thought they could
fish or play ball together.
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And they end up with their dicks
in each other's mouth.
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She looked
like she never got over it.
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Gross. But notice how pretty the
urn is.
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That's typical gay.
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I'm gonna clear the table.
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No, no, but--
Matt and me.
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What's your name again?
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Lucia Dalury.
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It's weird. How do you spell it?
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L-U-C-I-A.
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It should be pronounced Luchia.
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When I was a kid learning how to
spell...
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I thought they were just
pronouncing it wrong.
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Because I have two sisters, Marcia
and Tricia.
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C-I-A, sha.
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So I decided it was pronounced
Lusha...
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and it stuck. And now I kind of
like it.
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Yeah, it makes you different.
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Do you have a cigarette?
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No, I don't.
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Matt told me about your brother
and Bill. I'm sorry he's dead.
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Did he give it to Bill?
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That is none of your business.
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Actually, it is.
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I could drink out of the same cup
or something, accidentally...
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if I stay for a while.
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What do they teach you in Louisiana?
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It's roughly,
you reap what you sow, if you're gay.
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You don't get it from cups.
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00:10:03,976 --> 00:10:07,146
Anyway, they're both negative. Do
you know what negative means?
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Bill's kind of cute, isn't he?
Even though he's old.
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He's thirty-five.
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Yeah, but he's still kind of cute.
He looks like my father.
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I have a picture. You wanna see?
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Yes.
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He married Bill's mom first.
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Then he met this lady who typed 140
words per minute.
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Traveled around the country...
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demonstrating typewriters
and tight sweaters.
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After that broke up, he married my
mom.
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That's the one that killed him.
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Yes, there's a resemblance.
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Too bad he's a fairy, right?
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That's not how I would put it.
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Then, too bad he's however you would
put it.
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Matt worked the night shift at Kinko's,
so he didn't go in till four.
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We hung out a lot.
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He was like a blind person, you
know?
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They can't see, but they hear real
well.
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Matt couldn't think at all, but he
looked great.
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It's survival.
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Cute, stupid people survive, have lots
of cute, stupid babies who also survive.
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It was like watching evolution at
work...
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as long as you reproduced.
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How long have you been here?
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A year in June.
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So it's kind of like, if you were
normal, you'd be in love.
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We're normal.
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In love, I don't know.
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He's like...
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I think he was in love with Tom.
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Did you know him?
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No, just from what his sister says.
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Bill doesn't talk about him that
much.
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He's like, what, twenty years older
than you?
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Nine. Sometimes ten, depending on
the month.
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Have you always been a mo?
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Yeah, I guess.
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You've never slept with a girl.
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Nope, never came up.
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So to speak, right?
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It's just not for me.
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How would you know if you've never
tried it?
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I never tried Communism, but I know
I wouldn't like that.
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It's the same thing. Or grits.
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Have you ever slept with a Black
person?
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No, I don't think so.
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Because you know you wouldn't like
it.
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No, I don't know that.
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So even though you've never tried
either...
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you'd have sex with a Black
person but not with me.
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God, it's like reverse
discrimination.
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Quotas.
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Is it?
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Yeah, it's prejudice.
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Would you mind?
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I think you can reach them yourself.
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Scared you'll get a woody?
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Dedee, look...
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you're really great, but I'm gay.
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Theory.
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Whatever. You're my boyfriend's
sister--
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Half-sister. Look, I get it, okay?
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If I was you and I had this great
setup...
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and the guy I was with was
fifteen years older than me...
200
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and all I had to do was blow him
a couple of times a year...
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I wouldn't rock the boat either.
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You're a homo. Fine, whatever.
Like I give a shit.
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Nine-- ten at the most-- years older.
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He could be your father.
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Basically, you're blowing your father.
That can't feel right.
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I never knew my father.
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And you really think this is a good
way to make up for it?
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Matt struggled for a while, which I
thought showed a lot of loyalty to Bill.
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But I got him over that. And by
the end of the month...
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he was calling in sick to Kinko's
so often, they almost fired him.
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I almost felt bad about it.
But I had my reasons.
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I know AIDS is like awful and
stuff...
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and that guy who got all those
boys up to his room...
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and ate them and froze them and
then got killed in prison...
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Like we cared.
I mean, all that is disgusting.
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But they do look better than
straight people. And smell better.
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They're cleaner, if you don't
count viruses.
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And there's not all that hair in
their ears and noses and stuff.
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So it evens out.
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Anyway, Matt wasn't totally faggy.
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He knew what to do with it, believe
me.
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I've got bad news.
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00:15:31,589 --> 00:15:32,924
What?
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I'm late.
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Okay, I'll drive you.
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No, I mean, I'm late.
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My period's late.
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Do you know what that means?
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I'm pregnant. We're pregnant.
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You're kidding. We were using
condoms.
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Are you sure?
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Is it mine?
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See? Only straight boys ever say
that line. You're in.
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No, I mean, don't get my hopes up if
you're not sure.
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We were gonna break it to him in
stages.
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One, we're in love. Two...surprise.
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We had just gotten to number one
when Lucia dropped by. Typical.
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I knew you were trouble. This is
your brother here.
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And you, how could you?
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It just happened. We didn't mean to
hurt anyone.
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You're gay, you jerk!
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00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,173
- He just never met the right woman.
- Yeah, one with a dick.
243
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,675
Is that a cut?
244
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:51,803
For your information, I'm bisexual.
245
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:54,807
I went to a bar mitzvah once,
that doesn't make me Jewish.
246
00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:58,185
Who says that bisexual shit besides
gay men?
247
00:16:58,352 --> 00:17:00,188
I'd understand if we can't go on
living here.
248
00:17:00,355 --> 00:17:02,815
You would get that, congratulations.
249
00:17:02,982 --> 00:17:07,695
It's just that...with the baby and
all, it would be easier.
250
00:17:07,862 --> 00:17:09,448
You're pregnant?
251
00:17:11,033 --> 00:17:12,911
It was gonna be a surprise.
252
00:17:15,830 --> 00:17:19,792
- Do you wanna get an abortion?
- No...god...
253
00:17:21,711 --> 00:17:26,383
Bill, if we could just stay here until
we get married and the baby comes...
254
00:17:26,550 --> 00:17:27,968
Who said anything about getting
married?
255
00:17:28,135 --> 00:17:29,720
You don't wanna get married?
256
00:17:29,887 --> 00:17:33,057
I just don't think it's something we
should rush into.
257
00:17:33,224 --> 00:17:37,729
No, but bring another human life
onto the planet, that's whim time.
258
00:17:37,896 --> 00:17:39,940
Am I the only one here who wants
to kill someone?
259
00:17:39,981 --> 00:17:44,403
- You wish.
- I'll talk to you all tomorrow.
260
00:17:44,570 --> 00:17:47,240
I'm beat.
261
00:17:57,752 --> 00:18:00,045
Smoking is bad for the baby.
262
00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:04,258
Like you care. Or was it someone
else who mentioned abortion?
263
00:18:05,759 --> 00:18:07,428
You're breaking his heart.
264
00:18:07,595 --> 00:18:11,349
I think I'm a little late for that.
265
00:18:11,516 --> 00:18:15,437
Where are you going? Matt?
266
00:18:15,604 --> 00:18:17,773
Give me one of those.
267
00:18:19,525 --> 00:18:21,695
At least now he'll know what Matt's
really like.
268
00:18:23,780 --> 00:18:26,116
You're probably a blessing in
disguise.
269
00:18:28,452 --> 00:18:29,995
A fucking good disguise.
270
00:18:33,124 --> 00:18:36,962
God, how does a woman get so bitter?
271
00:18:37,129 --> 00:18:38,963
Observation.
272
00:18:50,351 --> 00:18:54,355
She's under seventeen, and she's my
sister.
273
00:18:54,522 --> 00:18:56,358
I didn't take advantage of her.
274
00:18:56,525 --> 00:18:59,028
She had a death in the family.
She came to us for help.
275
00:18:59,194 --> 00:19:01,196
She said you'd be jealous.
276
00:19:01,363 --> 00:19:02,657
What?
277
00:19:05,034 --> 00:19:07,120
I'm gonna have a kid, Bill.
278
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:13,752
I'm gonna have a normal life.
That pisses you off.
279
00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:15,629
Normal life?
280
00:19:15,795 --> 00:19:18,800
Fuck you, Matt. Fuck you.
281
00:19:18,966 --> 00:19:21,719
Don't talk, pack. Pack yourself,
pack her...
282
00:19:21,886 --> 00:19:23,721
and get the hell out of here!
283
00:19:41,074 --> 00:19:44,828
I kind of felt sorry for him.
He couldn't help being old.
284
00:19:44,995 --> 00:19:48,082
I said he was really nice,
and thanks for the hospitality...
285
00:19:48,248 --> 00:19:50,918
and don't tell my mom.
286
00:19:51,085 --> 00:19:55,715
Here's where he finds out we took
the safe deposit money...ouch.
287
00:19:55,924 --> 00:19:58,885
But he's gonna cover for us
and tell them he authorized it.
288
00:19:59,094 --> 00:20:00,846
Such a nice guy.
289
00:20:01,013 --> 00:20:03,015
Love him, hate me, right?
290
00:20:03,181 --> 00:20:07,436
People getting dumped are always
lovable, even homos.
291
00:20:07,603 --> 00:20:10,523
Wait. I can really lay it on.
292
00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:39,639
It's just music.
It doesn't mean he's better than me.
293
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:41,642
You can't help yourselves.
294
00:20:41,809 --> 00:20:45,395
you see someone smell a pillow or an
old T-shirt, you're a basket case.
295
00:20:45,562 --> 00:20:48,607
I could've showed you the other stuff
he did besides mooning around.
296
00:20:48,773 --> 00:20:50,985
He ate like a pig, for one.
297
00:20:51,152 --> 00:20:53,488
He licked his plate, I'm not
kidding you.
298
00:20:53,655 --> 00:20:56,283
He flossed, he clipped his
toenails, he paid some bills.
299
00:20:56,491 --> 00:20:58,410
Does that make your heart break?
300
00:20:58,576 --> 00:20:59,702
His boyfriend, or whatever, leaves,
and he pays the cable bill?
301
00:20:59,702 --> 00:21:02,247
His boyfriend, or whatever, leaves,
and he pays the cable bill?
302
00:21:02,414 --> 00:21:05,834
So he wasn't dying of pain...yet.
303
00:21:06,001 --> 00:21:08,087
- Mr. Truitt?
- Yes?
304
00:21:08,253 --> 00:21:11,924
- What have you done with Matt?
- Excuse me?
305
00:21:12,091 --> 00:21:15,137
Matt? Matt Matteo, your boyfriend?
306
00:21:15,345 --> 00:21:17,597
Mine, too.
307
00:21:17,764 --> 00:21:19,600
Who are you?
308
00:21:19,767 --> 00:21:22,728
Jason Bock. I went to Hoover four
years ago.
309
00:21:22,894 --> 00:21:25,690
Don't even pretend that you didn't
know about Matt and I.
310
00:21:25,857 --> 00:21:27,943
About Matt and me.
311
00:21:28,110 --> 00:21:32,781
I have been calling for the last two
days, no answer.
312
00:21:32,948 --> 00:21:36,452
He left his job, and his car is gone.
Where is he?
313
00:21:36,618 --> 00:21:39,873
I have no idea.
314
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:43,167
Don't you blow me off.
315
00:21:44,878 --> 00:21:48,840
I could make trouble for you,
you know, tell them you're gay.
316
00:21:49,049 --> 00:21:52,177
They already know I'm gay, you
little prick.
317
00:21:52,344 --> 00:21:56,224
And you came on to me when I was a
student.
318
00:21:56,390 --> 00:21:57,933
Do they know that?
319
00:21:58,100 --> 00:21:59,644
That's a lie.
320
00:21:59,811 --> 00:22:03,107
Tell me where he is.
321
00:22:03,274 --> 00:22:05,234
You got a problem?
322
00:22:05,401 --> 00:22:07,236
New piercing.
323
00:22:11,908 --> 00:22:14,787
Did he ever mention Dedee to you,
my half-sister?
324
00:22:14,953 --> 00:22:16,496
She's visiting from Louisiana.
325
00:22:16,663 --> 00:22:18,623
He's in Louisiana?
326
00:22:18,790 --> 00:22:22,252
No. But he took off with her.
They're in love.
327
00:22:22,419 --> 00:22:24,338
That's what he told me.
328
00:22:24,505 --> 00:22:28,343
He's bi? Are you serious?
329
00:22:28,510 --> 00:22:30,386
We're always the last to know.
330
00:22:30,553 --> 00:22:34,307
Fuck you. I wanna talk to him.
331
00:22:34,474 --> 00:22:37,520
If I don't hear from him by Friday,
I'm going to the police.
332
00:22:37,687 --> 00:22:39,438
For all I know, you killed him.
333
00:22:39,605 --> 00:22:42,066
Then for all you know, I'm just
getting started.
334
00:22:43,693 --> 00:22:45,236
Get him to call me!
335
00:22:50,617 --> 00:22:52,536
Of course, he told her.
336
00:22:52,703 --> 00:22:54,705
This is a major problem, Bill.
337
00:22:54,872 --> 00:22:57,124
You're in denial, fine, I'm not.
338
00:22:57,291 --> 00:22:59,711
Lucia wasn't surprised
that Matt had been screwing around.
339
00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:02,631
And that Jason kid had been in her
homeroom for two years...
340
00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:04,465
so she knew what he was like.
341
00:23:04,632 --> 00:23:05,842
After high school,
he went up to Chicago...
342
00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:07,927
and became one
of those "Act Up" people...
343
00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:10,473
who think AIDS is this big
conspiracy against homos.
344
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:13,810
Maybe it is, who knows? All I know
is it isn't working.
345
00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:16,646
There seem to be more of them than
ever before, you know what I mean?
346
00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:18,148
They're tricky.
347
00:23:18,315 --> 00:23:21,151
Anyway, Bill tried to convince her
it was all a bluff.
348
00:23:21,318 --> 00:23:23,696
You put yourself through this, you're
gonna give yourself a heart attack.
349
00:23:23,863 --> 00:23:26,616
Face it, he's going to ruin you.
350
00:23:26,783 --> 00:23:30,577
He's just trying to scare me. He's
angry. Matt dumped him, too.
351
00:23:32,664 --> 00:23:37,336
I don't know how you do it. You're
always so nice and so good.
352
00:23:37,503 --> 00:23:39,713
Tom was like that, too. It's
depressing.
353
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:41,340
You're nice.
354
00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:43,217
That's how I always felt
around you two...
355
00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:45,094
Like the Baroness
in "The Sound of Music."'
356
00:23:45,261 --> 00:23:47,848
Everyone else is off singing and
climbing an alp...
357
00:23:48,014 --> 00:23:51,434
and I just want to stuff that
guitar up that nun's ass and...
358
00:23:53,687 --> 00:23:55,022
Oh, my god...
359
00:23:58,693 --> 00:24:02,030
That little creep went
to the police. I told you.
360
00:24:05,783 --> 00:24:08,203
Hey, Lucia, how are you?
361
00:24:08,370 --> 00:24:10,707
Hi, Bill. Got a minute?
362
00:24:10,873 --> 00:24:14,710
Sure, Carl. What's up? See you
tomorrow.
363
00:24:14,877 --> 00:24:17,212
- I can stay.
- Actually, Lucia, it's business.
364
00:24:17,379 --> 00:24:19,466
Actually, Carl, it's fine.
365
00:24:19,549 --> 00:24:23,220
Here's the deal. I got this stupid
thing I'm checking out.
366
00:24:23,387 --> 00:24:25,847
Do you know a Jason Bock?
367
00:24:26,056 --> 00:24:28,683
Yep, I met him Tuesday.
368
00:24:28,892 --> 00:24:33,357
He says when he was a student here
four years ago, you molested him.
369
00:24:33,565 --> 00:24:37,236
I never liked the looks of this kid,
but I gotta do something.
370
00:24:37,402 --> 00:24:38,570
Why?
371
00:24:38,737 --> 00:24:40,405
I haven't told Walter yet.
372
00:24:40,572 --> 00:24:43,576
But you'll have to. He's the
principal, it's state law.
373
00:24:43,743 --> 00:24:46,078
There you go. Good job, Carl.
374
00:24:47,413 --> 00:24:48,915
There's something else.
375
00:24:49,081 --> 00:24:52,084
He filed a missing person's report
on Matt. Do you know where he is?
376
00:24:52,251 --> 00:24:53,336
No, I don't.
377
00:24:53,503 --> 00:24:56,799
This Jason creep said something
about a sister.
378
00:24:56,966 --> 00:24:59,928
They left me a note,
but I don't know where it is anymore.
379
00:25:00,094 --> 00:25:02,430
- Where does that put us?
- Well, I don't know.
380
00:25:02,597 --> 00:25:05,767
You let me know as soon as you hear
from either of them.
381
00:25:05,934 --> 00:25:08,854
You haven't asked me if it's true,
if I molested him.
382
00:25:09,021 --> 00:25:11,190
Because he knows that you didn't.
383
00:25:11,357 --> 00:25:14,110
I'd like to send him some place they
will, for about five to ten.
384
00:25:14,276 --> 00:25:16,612
It might put some sense into him.
385
00:25:16,779 --> 00:25:18,573
Only if his brains are in his ass.
386
00:25:18,740 --> 00:25:21,242
That strikes me as fairly likely.
387
00:25:21,451 --> 00:25:23,078
You take care.
388
00:25:23,245 --> 00:25:26,373
We'll keep this quiet as long as
possible.
389
00:25:28,125 --> 00:25:30,712
It's nice to see you again, Lucia.
It's been a long time.
390
00:25:30,878 --> 00:25:32,922
Only about a year, Carl.
391
00:25:33,130 --> 00:25:36,593
Since the funeral, remember?
Remember Nancy's funeral?
392
00:25:36,801 --> 00:25:38,761
Good night. We'll talk tomorrow.
393
00:25:42,141 --> 00:25:43,977
This is why I hate people.
394
00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:46,813
You always want to know why, well,
take it in.
395
00:26:16,846 --> 00:26:18,181
Are you a lesbian?
396
00:26:18,348 --> 00:26:21,934
No. You are all assholes.
397
00:26:22,101 --> 00:26:24,104
Jennifer Oakes, is that you?
398
00:26:24,271 --> 00:26:27,900
Hi, Miss Dalury. Any comment on the
charges against William Truitt?
399
00:26:28,067 --> 00:26:31,362
And I wrote you a letter of
recommendation.
400
00:26:40,873 --> 00:26:43,000
Did you know about this?
401
00:26:43,208 --> 00:26:46,170
There were messages on my machine, I
just heard them this morning.
402
00:26:46,378 --> 00:26:48,338
People will believe anything.
403
00:26:48,547 --> 00:26:50,550
Did you call that lawyer that I
told you about?
404
00:26:50,591 --> 00:26:51,593
What for?
405
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:56,265
Hello, this is America. We don't
like sodomy so much here.
406
00:26:56,432 --> 00:26:57,974
Yeah, but the schools are good.
407
00:26:58,141 --> 00:26:59,684
Speaking of which...
408
00:26:59,893 --> 00:27:01,520
You are not going in.
409
00:27:01,687 --> 00:27:04,733
Bill! There are reporters out there.
410
00:27:07,569 --> 00:27:09,571
Tanya and Clint,
I am here at Hoover High School...
411
00:27:09,612 --> 00:27:11,906
where a sex scandal has exploded...
412
00:27:11,948 --> 00:27:14,910
involving a high school teacher
whose seeming popularity...
413
00:27:15,077 --> 00:27:17,204
may, in fact, be the cover...
414
00:27:17,413 --> 00:27:20,249
for predatory advances upon
young male students...
415
00:27:20,416 --> 00:27:23,669
entrusted to him by this outraged
and devastated community.
416
00:27:23,836 --> 00:27:27,424
This is America, and we're
Christians here.
417
00:27:27,591 --> 00:27:31,429
Aside from a few Jewish people
who were just born that way.
418
00:27:31,595 --> 00:27:33,430
And I can tell you one thing...
419
00:27:33,597 --> 00:27:38,019
Jesus Christ and his apostles were
certainly not into man on man action...
420
00:27:38,186 --> 00:27:40,939
which is how they describe it
on their porno videos...
421
00:27:41,106 --> 00:27:45,360
which I'm proud to say
Blockbuster does not carry.
422
00:27:45,527 --> 00:27:48,781
I work there, and it's very family.
423
00:27:48,948 --> 00:27:53,203
Plus that religion John Travolta
belongs to.
424
00:27:53,369 --> 00:27:57,624
If I save one kid from getting ---
425
00:27:57,790 --> 00:28:00,711
from having his --- totally ---
426
00:28:00,878 --> 00:28:04,882
until it looks like the Lincoln Tunnel
and he can't stand up for three weeks...
427
00:28:05,049 --> 00:28:10,137
then maybe all of this is worth
something.
428
00:28:11,639 --> 00:28:16,061
Teachers everywhere have to learn
that no means no.
429
00:28:16,228 --> 00:28:18,689
At least until we've dropped out.
430
00:28:18,856 --> 00:28:20,817
I'm just gonna give you
the broad strokes here...
431
00:28:20,858 --> 00:28:22,735
'cause I've got
my own problems with Matt.
432
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:27,407
Bill got suspended with pay.
It didn't even bother him.
433
00:28:27,574 --> 00:28:30,660
I guess when your first boyfriend, Tom,
the dead guy, croaks in front of you...
434
00:28:30,744 --> 00:28:32,829
and his stupid sister
takes over your life...
435
00:28:32,912 --> 00:28:34,331
and then your next
boyfriend splits...
436
00:28:34,498 --> 00:28:36,334
you're kind of primed for shit.
437
00:28:36,501 --> 00:28:39,420
It's hard to top that with
suspensions and people hating you...
438
00:28:39,587 --> 00:28:41,839
and losing a job you're too
rich for anyway.
439
00:28:42,006 --> 00:28:44,342
Lucia said it was denial. Natch,
what else?
440
00:28:44,509 --> 00:28:48,180
Bill just hired a lawyer, stayed
at home, and worked on his garden.
441
00:28:49,682 --> 00:28:51,016
Faggot!
442
00:29:15,461 --> 00:29:18,964
Meanwhile, guess who was having
the time of her life.
443
00:29:19,798 --> 00:29:21,926
Because all her predictions came
true.
444
00:29:22,009 --> 00:29:24,429
Between the time we left
and that stupid phone call...
445
00:29:24,513 --> 00:29:27,683
which I can't go into right now,
she was flying.
446
00:29:32,395 --> 00:29:34,189
Look at the lipstick on her.
447
00:29:34,356 --> 00:29:36,483
She better hope it's drool-proof.
448
00:29:37,735 --> 00:29:39,570
You don't have to hear any of this.
449
00:29:39,737 --> 00:29:42,406
There's nothing going on except
her trying not to leave.
450
00:29:43,616 --> 00:29:47,830
She had a life once. She just, I
don't know, stopped feeding it.
451
00:29:47,997 --> 00:29:50,374
So after a while it wandered away.
452
00:29:50,541 --> 00:29:53,544
They started out like a typical
American family.
453
00:29:53,753 --> 00:29:57,298
And you know how that ends up. They
typically went to shit pretty quick.
454
00:29:57,465 --> 00:30:01,052
Marcia, Tricia, Lucia...
455
00:30:03,096 --> 00:30:04,932
Tom, the dead guy.
456
00:30:07,100 --> 00:30:10,355
If you ask me, it was a giveaway
he liked the spanking.
457
00:30:13,108 --> 00:30:15,026
This is Tricia's wedding.
458
00:30:17,029 --> 00:30:21,075
Tom turned out cute, didn't he?
They all do.
459
00:30:21,283 --> 00:30:22,702
She didn't.
460
00:30:24,453 --> 00:30:27,123
I know in movies you kind of feel
sorry for girls like this.
461
00:30:27,290 --> 00:30:31,086
But in real life, you wouldn't be
sitting next to her either.
462
00:30:31,252 --> 00:30:33,130
Come over here, honey.
463
00:30:33,297 --> 00:30:35,591
Come here. Come here, Lucia.
464
00:30:39,804 --> 00:30:42,723
Here you go. Would you take care of
these, please.
465
00:30:48,188 --> 00:30:51,650
Right now she's thinking, "At
least I've got Tom."
466
00:30:51,817 --> 00:30:55,571
Ever since they were kids, she had
like a crush on him or something.
467
00:30:59,659 --> 00:31:01,118
So did the best man.
468
00:31:08,044 --> 00:31:09,837
You could tell it wrecked her.
469
00:31:10,004 --> 00:31:12,840
She was a virgin till she was
twenty-eight.
470
00:31:13,007 --> 00:31:15,843
But she eventually sort of, kind
of, maybe forgave her brother.
471
00:31:16,010 --> 00:31:18,764
She had to. No one else in the
family could stand her.
472
00:31:18,931 --> 00:31:22,601
Besides, he was a stockbroker in the
'80's, and he made a lot of money.
473
00:31:22,685 --> 00:31:26,022
You didn't buy me a house?
You bought me a house?
474
00:31:26,188 --> 00:31:28,148
Happy birthday.
475
00:31:28,315 --> 00:31:31,820
Oh, my god, I can't believe you.
476
00:31:32,029 --> 00:31:33,780
I love you.
477
00:31:33,947 --> 00:31:36,491
I love you, too, Tom.
478
00:31:36,700 --> 00:31:38,952
None of this makes me like her more.
479
00:31:39,119 --> 00:31:43,166
But I thought you should know...
just to be fair.
480
00:31:43,375 --> 00:31:44,959
Lucia...
481
00:31:45,126 --> 00:31:47,128
Hi, Carl.
482
00:31:47,295 --> 00:31:50,798
What a coincidence, I was just
talking to Bill. He sounds good.
483
00:31:50,965 --> 00:31:52,676
No thanks to you.
484
00:31:52,843 --> 00:31:55,012
It wasn't personal, you know that.
485
00:31:55,221 --> 00:31:57,098
I do, do I?
486
00:31:57,265 --> 00:32:00,393
The kid's story's not gonna hold up.
The Board will clear him.
487
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:02,561
His reputation is ruined.
488
00:32:02,728 --> 00:32:04,689
He never gave a damn about
reputation.
489
00:32:04,898 --> 00:32:07,859
Then he's got company. See you,
Carl.
490
00:32:09,904 --> 00:32:12,198
Hang on...
491
00:32:12,364 --> 00:32:15,242
I can't remember whether Nancy said
these should make noise or not.
492
00:32:15,409 --> 00:32:17,370
What do you think?
493
00:32:17,579 --> 00:32:20,665
I think you should ask someone who
gives a shit.
494
00:32:20,832 --> 00:32:22,667
Why don't you ask her nurse?
495
00:32:22,834 --> 00:32:25,629
Shari?
496
00:32:25,796 --> 00:32:29,092
I didn't figure you for somebody
who'd listen to gossip.
497
00:32:31,260 --> 00:32:34,472
Suppose you mind your business
and I'll mind mine, okay?
498
00:32:44,609 --> 00:32:46,152
I'm home!
499
00:32:49,906 --> 00:32:52,159
He called. He fucking called.
500
00:32:52,326 --> 00:32:54,870
Come on up, I'll play you the
message.
501
00:33:01,711 --> 00:33:03,129
Did you call back?
502
00:33:03,296 --> 00:33:06,967
Yeah. It's some kind of a pay phone
in L.A...
503
00:33:07,134 --> 00:33:10,220
corner of Robertson and Santa
Monica.
504
00:33:10,304 --> 00:33:11,930
I called Carl.
505
00:33:11,972 --> 00:33:14,642
He's got some kind of a program
with every phone number in the U.S.
506
00:33:14,809 --> 00:33:16,353
When did you call Carl?
507
00:33:16,519 --> 00:33:17,979
About an hour ago.
508
00:33:18,146 --> 00:33:20,982
I just saw him at the store.
509
00:33:21,149 --> 00:33:23,151
Yeah, right, whatever.
510
00:33:23,317 --> 00:33:25,320
Will you keep an eye on the house
for me while I'm gone?
511
00:33:25,487 --> 00:33:27,323
You don't know where they're living.
512
00:33:27,490 --> 00:33:29,241
I'll find them. I found the pay
phone.
513
00:33:29,408 --> 00:33:31,536
But why?
514
00:33:31,702 --> 00:33:35,998
What do you mean, why? To drag his
sorry ass back here, that's why.
515
00:33:36,165 --> 00:33:41,296
To make Jason take it all back,
and to ship Dedee...
516
00:33:41,380 --> 00:33:43,590
back to her miserable mother
whether she likes it or not.
517
00:33:43,799 --> 00:33:47,177
Give Jason the number.
That's all he's interested in.
518
00:33:47,261 --> 00:33:49,013
And then he'll drop the charges.
519
00:33:49,055 --> 00:33:51,517
And let her mother go out there
and pick her up.
520
00:33:51,558 --> 00:33:54,269
This is what I'm doing. I can get
someone else to watch the house.
521
00:34:01,235 --> 00:34:02,696
You know what your problem is?
522
00:34:02,862 --> 00:34:06,532
I need two tickets tomorrow, O'Hare
to Los Angeles.
523
00:34:06,699 --> 00:34:11,037
Yeah, Dalury, Lucia, L-U-C-I-A, and
524
00:34:11,204 --> 00:34:14,167
Guess what? I know how my own name
is pronounced.
525
00:35:12,273 --> 00:35:14,107
Maybe they're just bad pictures.
526
00:35:14,274 --> 00:35:16,735
Maybe he grew a beard or colored his
hair or something.
527
00:35:16,944 --> 00:35:18,779
It was such a stupid idea.
528
00:35:18,946 --> 00:35:21,866
A guy makes a call from a pay phone
in a city of eight million...
529
00:35:22,033 --> 00:35:24,203
and I think I can find him.
530
00:35:26,788 --> 00:35:29,207
If you're meant to find him, you
will.
531
00:35:29,374 --> 00:35:33,420
It's like you ending up teaching at
my school and me introducing you to Tom.
532
00:35:33,629 --> 00:35:36,549
It's fate.
And that's how it's gonna be with Matt.
533
00:35:36,716 --> 00:35:39,219
I say we give this up and we go
home.
534
00:35:39,386 --> 00:35:41,721
And one day, if the gods want you to
see him again...
535
00:35:41,888 --> 00:35:44,599
he's gonna be sitting in the seat
next to you on a plane.
536
00:35:44,766 --> 00:35:47,979
Or his socks will be in your dryer
at some Laundromat.
537
00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:49,856
It's destiny.
538
00:35:50,022 --> 00:35:51,732
I don't believe in destiny.
539
00:35:51,899 --> 00:35:55,152
Fuck, who does?
It was worth a try.
540
00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:58,616
Excuse me. Bathroom.
541
00:36:57,931 --> 00:36:59,266
Poor Bill.
542
00:36:59,433 --> 00:37:02,811
It must be inherited from our
father, you know, being romantic.
543
00:37:02,978 --> 00:37:05,981
It's just...when it's a man being
romantic about a woman...
544
00:37:06,148 --> 00:37:08,234
it's not as revolting.
545
00:37:09,568 --> 00:37:11,988
Why did he grow that beard?
546
00:37:12,155 --> 00:37:15,992
And his posture...he looks like
early man.
547
00:37:16,159 --> 00:37:18,328
He hurt his back lifting.
548
00:37:20,665 --> 00:37:22,667
I'm going to that dinner tomorrow
night.
549
00:37:22,834 --> 00:37:25,837
I've got a few things I'd like to
say to her, and to him, too.
550
00:37:26,004 --> 00:37:28,005
Lucia, I know what I'm doing.
551
00:37:28,172 --> 00:37:29,507
You think so?
552
00:37:29,674 --> 00:37:31,677
You're like a lobster in a pot.
553
00:37:31,844 --> 00:37:35,515
You're just thrilled that the
water's getting toasty.
554
00:37:44,024 --> 00:37:48,487
When they get to the money, let me
do the talking, okay?
555
00:37:50,697 --> 00:37:52,241
Thanks for coming.
556
00:37:57,372 --> 00:37:58,956
- Hi, Lucia.
- Hi, Matt.
557
00:37:59,123 --> 00:38:01,376
- Couldn't stay away, huh?
- You shaved it off.
558
00:38:01,543 --> 00:38:05,965
I didn't like it. So are you
enjoying your stay?
559
00:38:06,132 --> 00:38:08,634
I don't know if that's the word for
it.
560
00:38:08,843 --> 00:38:12,972
Can I ask you something, Dedee? When did
you meet Matt? Refresh my memory.
561
00:38:13,181 --> 00:38:15,141
My name is Timothy. I'll be your
waiter tonight.
562
00:38:15,350 --> 00:38:17,144
Can I start anyone off with a
beverage?
563
00:38:17,185 --> 00:38:18,980
I'd like a Long Island iced tea,
please.
564
00:38:19,021 --> 00:38:20,898
Is that a good idea for the baby?
565
00:38:21,065 --> 00:38:24,402
This baby owes its life to Long Island
iced teas, if you know what I mean.
566
00:38:24,569 --> 00:38:25,903
Lots of ice.
567
00:38:26,070 --> 00:38:28,323
- I'll have a Diet Coke.
- Diet Coke.
568
00:38:28,490 --> 00:38:31,534
I'll have a Diet Coke ...or maybe a
real Coke.
569
00:38:31,701 --> 00:38:34,913
- Do you have Bananas Foster?
- No, we don't.
570
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,332
Someone told me you had
Bananas Foster here.
571
00:38:37,499 --> 00:38:39,335
I'm sorry, no.
572
00:38:40,837 --> 00:38:43,172
It's impossible to find Bananas
Foster.
573
00:38:43,339 --> 00:38:46,760
Maybe they'll make it for you if you
describe it to them.
574
00:38:46,926 --> 00:38:48,427
What about the sauce?
575
00:38:48,511 --> 00:38:50,764
You think they just have Bananas Foster
sauce lying around in the kitchen...
576
00:38:50,931 --> 00:38:52,516
but they don't put it on the
menu?
577
00:38:52,725 --> 00:38:57,021
I appreciate you both deciding to
meet me.
578
00:38:57,187 --> 00:38:58,523
You, not her.
579
00:38:58,689 --> 00:39:00,608
Because we have a lot to talk
about...
580
00:39:00,775 --> 00:39:03,612
a lot of reasons why you're going
back to Indiana.
581
00:39:03,779 --> 00:39:06,073
I'm not going back.
582
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:08,242
You're sixteen, you're pregnant.
583
00:39:08,409 --> 00:39:11,870
Matt, you can't support her on what
you make at that job.
584
00:39:12,079 --> 00:39:13,456
Tell me about it.
585
00:39:13,623 --> 00:39:17,044
Matt doesn't wanna get legal,
but you two were kind of man and wife.
586
00:39:17,211 --> 00:39:19,379
So I figure he deserves half of what
you have.
587
00:39:19,588 --> 00:39:22,049
- Are you serious?
- That's not gonna happen.
588
00:39:22,257 --> 00:39:24,635
What about the ten thousand dollars
he stole?
589
00:39:24,801 --> 00:39:26,262
He was entitled to that.
590
00:39:26,429 --> 00:39:28,807
I'm really sorry about that, Bill.
591
00:39:28,973 --> 00:39:31,476
You fucked up, and you're gonna have
to pay it back.
592
00:39:31,643 --> 00:39:33,937
This is not about us giving you
money.
593
00:39:34,104 --> 00:39:37,482
I'll tell you what this is about,
this is about timing.
594
00:39:37,649 --> 00:39:40,569
This is about trimesters, and you
know what I'm talking about.
595
00:39:40,736 --> 00:39:42,864
I want her to go back to school,
too.
596
00:39:44,448 --> 00:39:47,034
You made a big mistake coming here
today, you know that?
597
00:39:47,076 --> 00:39:49,538
You really should've stayed at home
and let Matt come...
598
00:39:49,621 --> 00:39:51,874
and do your dirty work for you.
'Cause let me tell you something...
599
00:39:51,958 --> 00:39:54,502
I have taught
high school girls for 15 years...
600
00:39:54,669 --> 00:39:56,754
and pregnancy is one of my
specialties.
601
00:39:56,962 --> 00:39:58,422
And looking at you...
602
00:39:58,505 --> 00:40:01,509
you are at least five months pregnant,
five and a half even.
603
00:40:01,676 --> 00:40:05,430
There is no way that this is Matt's
baby.
604
00:40:05,597 --> 00:40:08,976
Here we go...Long Island iced tea...
605
00:40:09,143 --> 00:40:11,019
Diet Coke...
606
00:40:11,186 --> 00:40:15,816
Diet Coke...and a regular Coke.
607
00:40:19,779 --> 00:40:22,198
I think you're crazy. She's crazy.
Let's go.
608
00:40:22,365 --> 00:40:25,035
- You're three months in, right?
- When she met you, maybe.
609
00:40:25,202 --> 00:40:26,788
So I put on a little weight.
610
00:40:26,954 --> 00:40:28,956
Besides, what would you know
about being pregnant?
611
00:40:28,998 --> 00:40:30,708
It's not like you've ever been.
612
00:40:30,875 --> 00:40:32,460
She eats all the time.
613
00:40:32,669 --> 00:40:36,214
It's not your baby. It's some other
idiot's baby.
614
00:40:36,381 --> 00:40:40,886
Probably with an eighth grade education
and a trunk full of Waco pamphlets.
615
00:40:41,053 --> 00:40:43,472
You don't owe her or this baby
anything.
616
00:40:43,639 --> 00:40:46,392
What is your problem?
617
00:40:46,559 --> 00:40:48,228
Is it Matt's?
618
00:40:52,900 --> 00:40:56,903
It's her baby, isn't it?
Whoever the father is.
619
00:40:57,070 --> 00:41:00,033
I don't know where you get off saying
I don't owe my wife's baby anything.
620
00:41:00,199 --> 00:41:01,576
Your wife?
621
00:41:01,743 --> 00:41:05,079
We got married...in Vegas.
622
00:41:06,915 --> 00:41:09,751
I can't wear the ring 'cause I'm all
swollen up.
623
00:41:09,918 --> 00:41:11,587
But it's really nice.
624
00:41:11,754 --> 00:41:15,007
Color, clarity, carat --
the three C's of diamond buying.
625
00:41:15,174 --> 00:41:19,804
Who's the father? He has rights and
responsibilities.
626
00:41:20,012 --> 00:41:22,265
My stepfather, if you wanna know.
627
00:41:22,432 --> 00:41:24,894
And the only responsibility he has
is to rot in his grave...
628
00:41:24,936 --> 00:41:29,064
which I hope he's living up to.
Does that make you feel any better?
629
00:41:29,231 --> 00:41:32,485
I don't believe you. I think
you'd say just about anything.
630
00:41:32,693 --> 00:41:36,156
In fact, maybe you should say something
to the police. That would be nice.
631
00:41:36,365 --> 00:41:38,784
It would clear your name, finally...
632
00:41:40,869 --> 00:41:42,288
Where are the ashes?
633
00:41:42,454 --> 00:41:44,289
Don't worry, they're ziplocked.
634
00:41:44,456 --> 00:41:47,210
If you want them back, you'll stop
following us...
635
00:41:47,377 --> 00:41:49,712
you'll cover our expenses,
and you'll leave us alone.
636
00:41:49,879 --> 00:41:51,297
Come on, Matt, let's go.
637
00:41:51,464 --> 00:41:53,592
- I didn't know--
- Come on !
638
00:41:56,970 --> 00:41:58,890
Grab them, get them.
639
00:41:59,098 --> 00:42:00,724
Dedee, listen to me.
640
00:42:00,891 --> 00:42:03,435
- Bill, don't grab her!
- Shut up, Matt!
641
00:42:03,602 --> 00:42:06,647
I want my brother's ashes back, you
heartless little bitch.
642
00:42:06,814 --> 00:42:08,650
That's me, Lucia, heartless.
643
00:42:08,817 --> 00:42:10,611
What body part are you missing?
644
00:42:14,073 --> 00:42:14,990
The urn...
645
00:42:15,157 --> 00:42:16,993
- I'm sorry, I don't have a problem.
- Do you want your check?
646
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,495
No, we're all set here.
647
00:42:19,662 --> 00:42:22,165
Take that. Thank you.
648
00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:25,002
Can you go faster?
649
00:42:25,169 --> 00:42:27,003
I'm going fast enough. I'm not gonna
break the speed limit.
650
00:42:27,170 --> 00:42:29,881
- They are. They're gonna get away.
- They're not gonna get away.
651
00:42:30,090 --> 00:42:32,093
They're just ashes, you know what
I'm saying?
652
00:42:32,301 --> 00:42:34,762
Who knows if they're really Tom's
anyway?
653
00:42:34,971 --> 00:42:37,599
Do you really think they keep them
separate?
654
00:42:37,765 --> 00:42:40,643
Go ahead and hate me
for stealing them if you want.
655
00:42:40,810 --> 00:42:44,023
But look at these guys. They've
never had more fun in their lives.
656
00:42:44,190 --> 00:42:46,358
He's taking us in circles, this is
what he's doing.
657
00:42:46,525 --> 00:42:48,695
These are teachers, remember.
658
00:42:48,862 --> 00:42:51,531
It's this or clapping erasers in
South Bend.
659
00:42:56,620 --> 00:42:59,289
- I can't believe you did that!
- What was I supposed to do?
660
00:42:59,456 --> 00:43:01,834
They actually live here?
661
00:43:03,294 --> 00:43:06,380
- Now what?
- You want the ashes back or not?
662
00:43:06,547 --> 00:43:09,717
I wanted to divvy them up, remember?
663
00:43:09,884 --> 00:43:12,054
Just in case something like this
happened.
664
00:43:12,221 --> 00:43:13,972
I don't know why I didn't see this
coming.
665
00:43:14,139 --> 00:43:15,473
You don't have to be sarcastic.
666
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:17,142
I say we wait.
667
00:43:17,309 --> 00:43:19,562
He'll get up and go to work in the
morning...
668
00:43:19,729 --> 00:43:23,233
she'll go out looking for fucking
Bananas Franklin, whatever--
669
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,068
They're called Foster.
670
00:43:25,235 --> 00:43:28,697
And we'll go in there, break in and
get them.
671
00:43:28,864 --> 00:43:31,075
Great, our first felony.
672
00:43:31,242 --> 00:43:33,744
I can get you a cab back to the
hotel.
673
00:43:33,911 --> 00:43:35,580
Stop it.
674
00:44:18,461 --> 00:44:21,381
- I'm sorry.
- That's all right, that's all right.
675
00:44:23,132 --> 00:44:27,136
Oh, my god...did I drool?
676
00:44:27,303 --> 00:44:29,306
It'll dry, don't worry about it.
677
00:44:29,473 --> 00:44:33,144
Usually I have to be up a few more
hours before I'm humiliated.
678
00:44:38,482 --> 00:44:41,653
My god, she's a human tabloid.
679
00:44:41,820 --> 00:44:43,572
Where's Matt?
680
00:44:43,738 --> 00:44:45,991
You see his car?
681
00:44:46,157 --> 00:44:47,618
No.
682
00:44:57,169 --> 00:44:59,172
This neighborhood is awful.
683
00:45:02,509 --> 00:45:04,262
What are you doing?
684
00:45:08,183 --> 00:45:09,850
God damn it.
685
00:45:22,657 --> 00:45:23,699
What?
686
00:45:23,866 --> 00:45:27,204
I think we found the father... of
the next one, anyway.
687
00:45:36,547 --> 00:45:38,549
That can't be good for the baby.
688
00:45:38,716 --> 00:45:41,219
Not only that, she's gonna smoke a
cigarette after.
689
00:45:43,888 --> 00:45:46,308
I hate to say it, but poor Matt.
690
00:45:46,474 --> 00:45:48,310
He made his bed, he can lie in it.
691
00:45:48,518 --> 00:45:49,853
If there's room.
692
00:45:57,237 --> 00:45:59,405
It's not gonna do you any good.
I've looked everywhere.
693
00:45:59,572 --> 00:46:01,533
You sure he didn't just lose it
like you said?
694
00:46:01,700 --> 00:46:04,328
I was watching him the whole
time he was in the casino.
695
00:46:04,494 --> 00:46:06,830
Besides, he's too wimpy to gamble
it.
696
00:46:06,997 --> 00:46:08,874
They're talking about your money.
697
00:46:09,041 --> 00:46:10,584
I'm hungry. Let's go.
698
00:46:10,751 --> 00:46:12,003
Dedee, I told you to keep the door
locked.
699
00:46:12,003 --> 00:46:13,922
Dedee, I told you to keep the door
locked.
700
00:46:19,261 --> 00:46:21,262
I thought you weren't supposed to be
home till two.
701
00:46:21,429 --> 00:46:25,184
I quit. We're gonna go home. Who's
he?
702
00:46:25,393 --> 00:46:27,103
Randy Cates. Pleased to meet you.
703
00:46:27,270 --> 00:46:29,105
Fuck off.
704
00:46:29,272 --> 00:46:31,274
He's a friend from home. He just
came in to take a shower.
705
00:46:31,441 --> 00:46:33,443
You know what that's like after a
long drive.
706
00:46:33,610 --> 00:46:35,112
You think I'm stupid?
707
00:46:35,279 --> 00:46:37,281
What did you mean about us going
home?
708
00:46:37,448 --> 00:46:40,451
'Cause this isn't right,
this isn't how it should be.
709
00:46:40,535 --> 00:46:42,286
You don't take people's ashes.
710
00:46:42,453 --> 00:46:44,872
It's bad enough that we took the
money.
711
00:46:45,039 --> 00:46:48,418
- You took the money.
- And I'm gonna give it back.
712
00:46:48,585 --> 00:46:52,047
I mean, you know, what's left of it.
713
00:46:52,256 --> 00:46:54,717
See? I told you he was lying to me.
714
00:46:54,925 --> 00:46:57,303
You didn't lose the money in Vegas.
Where is it?
715
00:46:59,305 --> 00:47:01,975
You're not getting it. It's for the
baby.
716
00:47:02,142 --> 00:47:05,729
I meant what I said.
I don't care who the father is...
717
00:47:05,896 --> 00:47:08,398
I wanna raise this child. So
should you.
718
00:47:08,607 --> 00:47:09,942
That is my money.
719
00:47:10,109 --> 00:47:13,488
Wait a minute, it's not your baby?
It's not his baby?
720
00:47:13,654 --> 00:47:16,908
Whose do you think it is, Mr. "Who
needs a rubber, I'll pull out in time"?
721
00:47:17,075 --> 00:47:21,288
I thought you said it was your
stepfather's.
722
00:47:21,455 --> 00:47:23,624
Come on, Randy.
723
00:47:25,334 --> 00:47:26,961
Is this the guy with one ball?
724
00:47:27,128 --> 00:47:29,171
Come on, Dedee!
725
00:47:29,338 --> 00:47:32,008
Look, Matt, we're out of here.
726
00:47:32,175 --> 00:47:35,930
It's Randy's baby, we're gonna go,
we're gonna have a fresh start.
727
00:47:36,097 --> 00:47:38,516
It's God's will, right, Randy?
728
00:47:38,682 --> 00:47:41,644
I guess. I wish it was God's will
for me to wear a rubber, but...
729
00:47:41,811 --> 00:47:45,189
We're gonna need that money
for the baby, you see what I'm saying?
730
00:47:45,356 --> 00:47:47,275
No way.
731
00:47:47,484 --> 00:47:51,613
Come on, Matt.
It's not gonna work out between us.
732
00:47:51,780 --> 00:47:54,240
You're gay.
733
00:47:54,449 --> 00:47:58,663
I don't mind so much, but I want
my baby to have a real father.
734
00:47:58,830 --> 00:48:00,623
I told you I was gay.
735
00:48:00,790 --> 00:48:02,501
This guy's a homo?
736
00:48:02,668 --> 00:48:04,043
Could you leave now?
737
00:48:04,210 --> 00:48:06,045
What about the AIDS?
738
00:48:06,212 --> 00:48:08,131
You haven't been sleeping
with this guy, have you?
739
00:48:08,173 --> 00:48:10,217
You're gettin' that stuff
all over the baby.
740
00:48:10,301 --> 00:48:13,972
There's an innocent child inside
this girl. You son-of-a-bitch !
741
00:48:14,139 --> 00:48:16,140
- Randy, be Christ like.
- Back off, man.
742
00:48:16,307 --> 00:48:17,892
You fucking faggot!
743
00:48:32,993 --> 00:48:34,370
Where's the money?
744
00:48:47,008 --> 00:48:49,468
You're gonna need some
of this for the baby.
745
00:48:49,552 --> 00:48:52,847
We're gonna get by just fine.
Come on, baby, let's get out of here.
746
00:48:55,392 --> 00:48:56,769
What about the ashes?
747
00:48:56,936 --> 00:48:59,355
What's all this shit about ashes?
748
00:49:01,899 --> 00:49:05,653
We can get the license plate number
off the car. Come on.
749
00:49:12,786 --> 00:49:14,455
TC8...
750
00:49:14,622 --> 00:49:16,624
TC8 Louisiana. Bill!
751
00:49:38,773 --> 00:49:40,483
There's nothing to decide, Lucia.
752
00:49:40,650 --> 00:49:43,905
She's gone, and he can't stay here.
He's gotta come back with us to Indiana.
753
00:49:43,947 --> 00:49:48,075
I think you're a fool, Bill, but
it's none of my business.
754
00:49:48,242 --> 00:49:50,452
That's a great shower.
755
00:49:50,619 --> 00:49:52,163
Come on and sit down, Matt.
756
00:49:52,330 --> 00:49:54,416
Did you see the sewing kit they
leave you in there?
757
00:49:59,838 --> 00:50:04,844
I know that you feel bad
about what has happened.
758
00:50:05,011 --> 00:50:08,014
- If you mean about stealing the money--
- And my brother's ashes...
759
00:50:08,098 --> 00:50:11,434
and all the trouble your little
boyfriend got Bill into at school.
760
00:50:11,601 --> 00:50:14,187
He's not my boyfriend.
I can't even believe he said that.
761
00:50:14,354 --> 00:50:17,191
Let's not have any postmortems.
Let's just go home...
762
00:50:17,358 --> 00:50:19,694
straighten Jason out,
and then we'll take it from there.
763
00:50:19,861 --> 00:50:22,905
Maybe Jason'll put you up, boyfriend
or not, 'cause Bill won't have you back.
764
00:50:24,700 --> 00:50:26,743
What about the ashes?
765
00:50:26,952 --> 00:50:29,121
They're not Tom, all right?
766
00:50:29,288 --> 00:50:33,293
I'd prefer they weren't bouncing
around in someone's knapsack right now.
767
00:50:33,501 --> 00:50:36,629
You wish. She's probably trying to
smoke them.
768
00:50:38,673 --> 00:50:40,634
What I'm trying to say is...
769
00:50:42,386 --> 00:50:46,223
So things didn't work out between us,
so it didn't last forever, fine.
770
00:50:46,390 --> 00:50:50,060
Let's go our separate ways...
771
00:50:50,227 --> 00:50:54,816
without a lot of bad feelings and
bullshit.
772
00:50:58,236 --> 00:51:00,238
That really surprises me.
773
00:51:00,405 --> 00:51:04,494
This is how we do things on the planet
Maturia. We have much to teach you.
774
00:51:04,661 --> 00:51:07,747
I'm really surprised.
775
00:51:07,914 --> 00:51:11,460
I expected better from...
776
00:51:13,587 --> 00:51:16,382
Maybe not from you, Lucia,
but you, Bill?
777
00:51:16,549 --> 00:51:18,926
- Come on, she's your sister.
- Half-sister.
778
00:51:19,093 --> 00:51:20,928
She's pregnant, probably abused...
779
00:51:21,095 --> 00:51:23,764
with all sorts of repressed memories
that haven't even occurred to her yet.
780
00:51:23,931 --> 00:51:26,351
She comes to you for help
and you let her go off with this like...
781
00:51:26,435 --> 00:51:29,438
really violent stalker guy
who tracked her down.
782
00:51:29,604 --> 00:51:30,940
Wait a minute.
783
00:51:31,107 --> 00:51:34,402
She's in danger, Bill. You told
her mother you'd look after her.
784
00:51:34,569 --> 00:51:36,612
And now this guy who's
like pissed off at the world...
785
00:51:36,696 --> 00:51:38,490
because of a physical abnormality...
786
00:51:38,573 --> 00:51:40,742
which he's probably going
to take out on Dedee.
787
00:51:40,825 --> 00:51:44,120
She's probably used to him
taking out his physical abnormality.
788
00:51:44,204 --> 00:51:47,874
Taking it out and waving it all
around.
789
00:51:48,041 --> 00:51:50,962
I know technically she's a minor.
790
00:51:51,129 --> 00:51:54,966
Bill, she's a kid.
791
00:51:55,133 --> 00:51:58,302
She's got no one to turn to.
792
00:51:58,469 --> 00:52:00,055
Not her mother.
793
00:52:00,222 --> 00:52:02,642
Her father's dead. Her stepfather's
dead.
794
00:52:02,809 --> 00:52:04,977
I lied to her about the money.
795
00:52:05,144 --> 00:52:09,399
Even her blood brother who she came
to for help, on a bus...
796
00:52:09,566 --> 00:52:11,651
Even he's washing his hands of her?
797
00:52:11,818 --> 00:52:13,904
I should let her mother know about
it.
798
00:52:14,071 --> 00:52:18,575
What? I am gonna fucking kill you
right now!
799
00:52:18,784 --> 00:52:22,329
Wait, wait, wait!
I know you're frustrated, I understand.
800
00:52:22,496 --> 00:52:24,332
Believe me, I share your feelings.
801
00:52:24,499 --> 00:52:26,752
Prove it. Help me kill yourself.
802
00:52:26,919 --> 00:52:30,171
I'm sorry,
I feel a responsibility to Dedee.
803
00:52:33,007 --> 00:52:35,010
And the baby.
804
00:52:37,597 --> 00:52:38,931
What are you doing?
805
00:52:40,350 --> 00:52:42,101
Yeah...hi.
806
00:52:42,268 --> 00:52:44,937
I think it's a business.
The police, missing persons.
807
00:52:45,104 --> 00:52:47,316
He's calling the police, Bill!
808
00:52:47,483 --> 00:52:49,485
Matt, sit down.
809
00:52:49,652 --> 00:52:52,113
My god. Stupid!
810
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:55,867
Lucia, take five. Go on, go!
I can handle this.
811
00:52:56,034 --> 00:52:58,870
I don't think he is as dumb as we
think.
812
00:52:59,037 --> 00:53:00,789
As you think, Lucia.
813
00:53:04,377 --> 00:53:05,627
Fine.
814
00:53:07,046 --> 00:53:10,007
God damn it, god damn you both !
815
00:53:10,133 --> 00:53:13,178
God...fuck!
816
00:53:13,345 --> 00:53:16,639
You know, I hope Tom Cruise is
as straight as they come.
817
00:53:16,806 --> 00:53:19,059
I never thought he wasn't.
818
00:53:31,072 --> 00:53:33,659
Carl...what are you doing here?
819
00:53:33,826 --> 00:53:36,079
- Where's Bill?
- What?
820
00:53:36,246 --> 00:53:39,165
- Where's Bill?
- Shut up. I'm not talking to you.
821
00:53:39,374 --> 00:53:41,501
Wait, this is important. Where's
Bill?
822
00:53:43,085 --> 00:53:45,338
- Taxi !
- It's L.A., they don't have cabs.
823
00:53:45,505 --> 00:53:48,092
Could someone take me to the
airport?
824
00:53:48,259 --> 00:53:50,845
This is ridiculous. Stop it.
825
00:53:51,053 --> 00:53:53,764
You wanna arrest someone? Go up to
room 315.
826
00:53:53,931 --> 00:53:56,434
I'll testify. I'll be on the fucking
jury.
827
00:53:56,601 --> 00:53:59,271
I don't have any jurisdiction here.
I'm here as a friend.
828
00:53:59,438 --> 00:54:01,440
I've know him twenty years, longer
than you.
829
00:54:01,606 --> 00:54:03,608
You're loyal to a fault, that's you.
830
00:54:03,775 --> 00:54:05,778
He's in trouble.
831
00:54:05,944 --> 00:54:08,572
The little bastard who filed
the charges isn't withdrawing them.
832
00:54:08,739 --> 00:54:11,618
The school board's all politics.
He might really lose his job.
833
00:54:11,784 --> 00:54:13,620
I'm here to look out for him.
834
00:54:13,787 --> 00:54:16,957
While you were looking out for him,
there was a gun fight...
835
00:54:17,124 --> 00:54:20,127
some grand larceny, a little
extortion...
836
00:54:20,294 --> 00:54:23,089
and the transportation of a minor
across state lines.
837
00:54:23,256 --> 00:54:26,258
- When did all this happen, today?
- Yeah, all today.
838
00:54:26,425 --> 00:54:27,927
I was visiting a friend.
839
00:54:28,094 --> 00:54:30,471
That's right. She moved out here,
didn't she?
840
00:54:30,638 --> 00:54:32,349
What was her name again, Terry,
Cherry?
841
00:54:32,557 --> 00:54:34,727
Shari. What's your problem with me?
842
00:54:34,894 --> 00:54:36,478
Nothing, nothing.
843
00:54:36,645 --> 00:54:39,648
Just your wife was dying and you
screwed her nurse, that's all.
844
00:54:39,815 --> 00:54:41,149
I was lonely.
845
00:54:41,316 --> 00:54:43,903
That's all you have to say for
yourself?
846
00:54:44,070 --> 00:54:45,656
If Nancy didn't mind, why should
you?
847
00:54:47,824 --> 00:54:49,326
Nancy knew?
848
00:54:49,492 --> 00:54:50,994
What gun fight?
849
00:54:53,914 --> 00:54:56,292
I'm not talking to you.
850
00:54:58,503 --> 00:55:00,005
She's smarter than she looks.
851
00:55:00,171 --> 00:55:02,799
She knows Bill's gonna do what Matt
wants, find me.
852
00:55:03,091 --> 00:55:05,844
But if the police get involved
officially, it'll be a scandal...
853
00:55:06,011 --> 00:55:08,264
and Bill will never get his job
back.
854
00:55:09,848 --> 00:55:14,020
So she gets Carl to call a local buddy,
run Randy's license plate...
855
00:55:14,187 --> 00:55:16,272
and put out an official APB on
us.
856
00:55:17,607 --> 00:55:20,361
you gotta hand it to her,
she always gets her way.
857
00:55:20,528 --> 00:55:24,115
And it's not sex appeal.
She's beyond sex, like amoebas.
858
00:55:24,282 --> 00:55:25,783
Don't give him any names.
859
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:29,871
Anyway, some cop somewhere spots
Randy's car...
860
00:55:30,038 --> 00:55:33,208
which is at least gonna liven
things up as far as I'm concerned.
861
00:55:33,374 --> 00:55:37,212
Because frankly, I'm starting to
think Randy's missing more than a ball.
862
00:55:37,379 --> 00:55:41,926
Hotel phone calls are too expensive,
and we can't afford it.
863
00:55:42,009 --> 00:55:45,972
We can't afford it, 'cause you spent
$4000 on a fucking bike yesterday.
864
00:55:46,139 --> 00:55:48,141
Would you watch your language,
please?
865
00:55:48,308 --> 00:55:51,728
No. Why don't you watch my language,
I'll watch my money.
866
00:55:51,895 --> 00:55:54,356
I want the rest of it back.
867
00:55:54,523 --> 00:55:57,360
It's the husband's job to decide
what happens with the money.
868
00:55:57,526 --> 00:56:01,322
Bible boy, you're not my fucking
husband!
869
00:56:03,366 --> 00:56:04,951
Now give me my money.
870
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:07,121
This is what happens when you talk
to your mother.
871
00:56:07,204 --> 00:56:09,248
You get all worked up,
bent out of shape.
872
00:56:09,331 --> 00:56:10,999
I'm going home.
873
00:56:11,166 --> 00:56:13,252
You can't go home, Dedee!
874
00:56:13,419 --> 00:56:16,381
There will be a ticket at the
airport for me by five.
875
00:56:18,592 --> 00:56:21,929
Come on, you gotta stay here with me!
I prayed on this!
876
00:56:22,096 --> 00:56:24,598
Pray on this, you freak.
877
00:56:32,857 --> 00:56:35,276
Come on, I got your gun here!
878
00:56:38,363 --> 00:56:41,951
That's great. What are you gonna do,
shoot me, shoot yourself?
879
00:56:43,619 --> 00:56:47,415
You don't treat me fair.
That's a lot of driving up here.
880
00:56:47,582 --> 00:56:50,251
You asked me to come, I came.
No stopovers or nothing.
881
00:56:50,418 --> 00:56:54,215
I'm just asking you to stand by your
man like I'm standing next to you.
882
00:56:54,381 --> 00:56:58,802
A lot of guys would've said,
"Shucks, she took up with that
homosexual."
883
00:56:58,969 --> 00:57:01,972
"She turned her back on
righteousness."
884
00:57:02,139 --> 00:57:05,310
How about blowing you in the
backseat of your car every day after
band?
885
00:57:05,477 --> 00:57:07,479
That was a stairway to heaven,
right?
886
00:57:10,649 --> 00:57:12,651
You waiting on somebody or
something?
887
00:57:12,818 --> 00:57:15,071
Yeah, the guy from the bike shop.
888
00:57:15,279 --> 00:57:17,324
He's coming to take it back.
889
00:57:17,491 --> 00:57:19,326
The bike.
890
00:57:19,492 --> 00:57:23,746
Don't worry. I'll leave you enough
money to get back to Louisiana.
891
00:57:23,955 --> 00:57:27,001
- I just don't intend to be--
- God damn it, Dedee!
892
00:57:30,922 --> 00:57:32,548
Why are you acting this way?
893
00:57:36,010 --> 00:57:38,263
I think you hurt the baby.
894
00:58:52,095 --> 00:58:54,097
What did you think,
I'd be the dead one?
895
00:58:54,264 --> 00:58:56,432
I'm the fucking narrator, guys,
keep up.
896
00:58:56,599 --> 00:59:00,771
It would be a lot easier
for all of us right now
if Randy was someone we hated.
897
00:59:00,938 --> 00:59:04,108
But he was nice mostly. Even I
liked him.
898
00:59:04,275 --> 00:59:07,278
So in order to get you to swallow
it and not totally hate me...
899
00:59:07,445 --> 00:59:10,866
I'm gonna show you something
that happens in, like, five hours.
900
00:59:11,032 --> 00:59:13,452
He had a very enlarged heart.
901
00:59:13,619 --> 00:59:16,788
He would've lived, I don't know, not
more than six months.
902
00:59:16,955 --> 00:59:19,875
At least he died quick, never knew
what hit him.
903
00:59:20,042 --> 00:59:23,296
He looks peaceful, probably an
orphan.
904
00:59:23,463 --> 00:59:25,215
But it's still murder.
905
00:59:25,381 --> 00:59:27,301
Just not as unlikable.
906
00:59:28,802 --> 00:59:31,221
What is that, only one ball?
907
00:59:38,897 --> 00:59:40,148
It's me!
908
00:59:42,401 --> 00:59:44,820
Come on, it's me Matt, open up.
909
00:59:50,827 --> 00:59:52,995
I'm so glad you're here.
910
00:59:53,162 --> 00:59:57,501
I know you don't wanna go back
to Indiana to have the baby.
911
00:59:57,667 --> 01:00:01,672
No, I do. Indiana, Louisiana,
I don't care, let's go.
912
01:00:01,839 --> 01:00:03,841
You mean that?
913
01:00:04,007 --> 01:00:06,009
What about this Randy guy?
914
01:00:06,218 --> 01:00:09,347
He's a jerk, I can't stand him.
915
01:00:09,514 --> 01:00:11,684
It's not like we fight--
916
01:00:13,185 --> 01:00:14,645
Who's that?
917
01:00:14,769 --> 01:00:17,189
That's Lucia, Bill and Carl.
918
01:00:17,356 --> 01:00:18,690
Who's Carl?
919
01:00:18,941 --> 01:00:22,988
A friend from back home, a sheriff
from town. That's how we found you.
920
01:00:25,115 --> 01:00:27,617
Can I talk to you inside for
a minute?
921
01:00:27,784 --> 01:00:30,328
Sure, yeah.
922
01:00:36,961 --> 01:00:38,295
What are they talking about?
923
01:00:38,462 --> 01:00:40,173
You think they're just talking?
924
01:00:40,340 --> 01:00:42,133
Yeah, I do.
925
01:00:42,300 --> 01:00:46,138
You think you're being nice, but
it's really just self-destructive.
926
01:00:46,305 --> 01:00:48,557
When is it too hot to analyze me...
927
01:00:48,724 --> 01:00:51,394
a hundred and ten, a hundred and
fifteen degrees?
928
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:53,562
You've got a death wish.
929
01:00:53,729 --> 01:00:56,274
It's so selfish.
930
01:00:56,483 --> 01:01:00,195
I have one, too,
but I direct it toward others.
931
01:01:02,990 --> 01:01:04,866
Lucia, look at this.
932
01:01:05,033 --> 01:01:08,121
Randy Cates, it's Palm Springs
Harley.
933
01:01:08,288 --> 01:01:11,708
I'm here to get the bike
like your lady said.
934
01:01:11,875 --> 01:01:13,209
Stay here.
935
01:01:13,376 --> 01:01:15,462
Of course.
936
01:01:19,008 --> 01:01:20,969
That's their room.
937
01:01:21,177 --> 01:01:23,429
Were you looking for Dedee Truitt?
938
01:01:29,018 --> 01:01:31,313
They're not there.
Kick it, kick it in.
939
01:01:32,356 --> 01:01:33,815
Harder. Do it again.
940
01:01:56,133 --> 01:01:58,802
- You guys in yet?
- It's Carl.
941
01:02:00,386 --> 01:02:03,348
They're not in here.
We'll be right down.
942
01:02:17,739 --> 01:02:21,410
They won't get far.
They put an APB out and mug shots.
943
01:02:21,577 --> 01:02:24,997
We're not talking without a lawyer.
Say nothing.
944
01:02:25,164 --> 01:02:27,083
Poor kid.
945
01:02:27,249 --> 01:02:31,588
You still think she just needs a
little love? She's a murderer now.
946
01:02:31,755 --> 01:02:33,298
We don't know that yet.
947
01:02:33,465 --> 01:02:36,302
You better hope she's a murderer.
Otherwise Matt is.
948
01:02:36,468 --> 01:02:39,221
We'd like to ask you to stay in Palm
Springs for a few days.
949
01:02:39,388 --> 01:02:41,057
Really? Are we under arrest?
950
01:02:41,224 --> 01:02:42,975
At our expense, of course.
951
01:02:43,142 --> 01:02:45,145
Must have a nice budget.
952
01:02:45,312 --> 01:02:47,731
Carl Tippett, St. Joe County
Sheriff's Department, Indiana.
953
01:02:47,898 --> 01:02:50,734
A colleague.
954
01:02:53,112 --> 01:02:54,697
I'm checking in.
955
01:03:07,628 --> 01:03:09,379
I said I'm sleeping.
956
01:03:09,546 --> 01:03:11,799
Come on, Lucia, let me in.
957
01:03:11,965 --> 01:03:14,010
It's open.
958
01:03:21,476 --> 01:03:24,938
Good. My delivery from 1-800-PITY.
959
01:03:25,147 --> 01:03:29,111
We shouldn't be alone,
not after the day we had.
960
01:03:32,488 --> 01:03:34,408
Any news?
961
01:03:34,574 --> 01:03:37,327
I went down to the station.
They found the motorcycle.
962
01:03:37,494 --> 01:03:39,831
They sold it, probably bought a car.
963
01:03:39,997 --> 01:03:41,958
Don't worry, they'll find them.
964
01:03:42,166 --> 01:03:44,627
I can sleep really well, then.
965
01:03:46,296 --> 01:03:47,630
Where's Carl?
966
01:03:47,797 --> 01:03:49,591
I don't know, bed?
967
01:03:49,758 --> 01:03:52,552
Yeah, I bet.
968
01:03:55,847 --> 01:03:59,810
Like you give a shit.
Like this is incendiary material.
969
01:04:00,019 --> 01:04:02,856
Does this have any effect
on you at all?
970
01:04:03,023 --> 01:04:05,567
What am I supposed to say?
971
01:04:05,734 --> 01:04:09,196
I could dance around you naked.
972
01:04:09,363 --> 01:04:11,323
Vagina, vagina, vagina.
973
01:04:11,532 --> 01:04:14,202
Does that word do anything for you?
974
01:04:14,369 --> 01:04:17,455
I don't think it does much for anyone,
gay or straight. It's too clinical.
975
01:04:17,622 --> 01:04:20,125
It's like dentifrice for toothpaste.
976
01:04:23,211 --> 01:04:25,214
It's so fucking ironic.
977
01:04:25,381 --> 01:04:28,718
Do you know what my mom said when
she found out Tom was gay?
978
01:04:28,885 --> 01:04:32,180
She said, it's such a lonely life.
979
01:04:35,225 --> 01:04:39,938
She said that to the single straight
girl. Isn't that funny?
980
01:04:43,901 --> 01:04:46,487
I don't know, I just don't...
981
01:04:46,654 --> 01:04:48,281
I don't get sex.
982
01:04:48,448 --> 01:04:50,492
You should get out more.
983
01:04:50,658 --> 01:04:53,245
I mean, I don't understand sex.
984
01:04:53,412 --> 01:04:55,456
I don't get it, get it?
985
01:04:55,622 --> 01:04:59,669
It seems like a lot of trouble for
not much.
986
01:05:01,171 --> 01:05:02,839
Am I the only one that thinks this?
987
01:05:03,006 --> 01:05:06,509
I don't think you're the tip
of an iceberg, frankly.
988
01:05:06,676 --> 01:05:08,344
I would rather have a back rub.
989
01:05:08,511 --> 01:05:11,849
It lasts longer,
and there's no fluids.
990
01:05:12,016 --> 01:05:14,018
What's so great about that?
991
01:05:14,184 --> 01:05:17,229
It's like, "Hi, I'd like to blow my
nose on your face."
992
01:05:17,438 --> 01:05:19,815
You wouldn't like that, would you?
993
01:05:19,982 --> 01:05:21,651
And after they do it,
they never phone you.
994
01:05:21,818 --> 01:05:23,153
Or a shampoo.
995
01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:26,532
Just a really great shampoo.
That would make sense.
996
01:05:26,699 --> 01:05:30,870
If you were chasing this asshole
all around the country
because he gave great shampoos...
997
01:05:31,037 --> 01:05:33,372
It's not just sex, I care for Matt.
998
01:05:33,539 --> 01:05:37,252
It is sex, Bill.
You just won't admit it.
999
01:05:37,460 --> 01:05:40,004
'Cause you wanna be above that.
1000
01:05:40,171 --> 01:05:43,967
You wanna think that nothing that
happened because you like sex.
1001
01:05:44,134 --> 01:05:46,596
I'm really beat.
1002
01:05:46,763 --> 01:05:50,266
Sex kills, Bill.
You won't accept that.
1003
01:05:50,475 --> 01:05:53,436
But why do you think there are no
more real Hawaiians?
1004
01:05:53,645 --> 01:05:57,024
And why would they even come up
with the phrase "died in childbirth"...
1005
01:05:57,191 --> 01:05:59,068
if it only happened one time?
1006
01:05:59,235 --> 01:06:02,405
It's fucking dangerous, sex.
1007
01:06:02,572 --> 01:06:04,323
Tom didn't die because of sex.
1008
01:06:06,659 --> 01:06:07,994
Didn't he?
1009
01:06:08,161 --> 01:06:12,124
PC crap aside, didn't sex kill Tom?
1010
01:06:14,669 --> 01:06:17,713
If he just couldn't get enough
shampoos or back rubs...
1011
01:06:17,879 --> 01:06:20,091
wouldn't he still be here today?
1012
01:06:21,676 --> 01:06:23,762
You might as well say I killed him.
1013
01:06:26,015 --> 01:06:27,474
You didn't give it to him.
1014
01:06:27,683 --> 01:06:30,519
No, but some other faggot did,
isn't that what you think?
1015
01:06:32,688 --> 01:06:35,025
What I think is fine...
1016
01:06:35,191 --> 01:06:39,946
chase this bimbo from Indiana
to Chippewa Falls for all I care.
1017
01:06:40,113 --> 01:06:42,657
Go ahead, throw away your
reputation...
1018
01:06:42,866 --> 01:06:46,037
your job and your students,
whatever...
1019
01:06:46,204 --> 01:06:48,164
because you want Matt.
1020
01:06:48,372 --> 01:06:50,332
It's your right.
1021
01:06:50,541 --> 01:06:53,002
Just don't say that it's about love,
okay?
1022
01:06:53,169 --> 01:06:56,673
You're an English teacher.
Call things by their right name.
1023
01:06:56,882 --> 01:06:58,717
Okay, fine, fine.
1024
01:06:58,884 --> 01:07:02,763
Vagina and sour fucking grapes.
Class dismissed?
1025
01:07:30,377 --> 01:07:32,547
What is it?
1026
01:07:32,714 --> 01:07:35,466
I heard. I'm sorry.
1027
01:07:37,301 --> 01:07:39,012
Is there anything I can do?
1028
01:07:41,097 --> 01:07:44,644
Here. I bought you some beer
at the Seven-Eleven.
1029
01:07:49,732 --> 01:07:51,609
I needed shampoo.
1030
01:07:56,823 --> 01:07:58,408
Are you okay?
1031
01:07:58,575 --> 01:08:00,452
I have a headache.
1032
01:08:00,619 --> 01:08:02,996
I give good neck rubs.
1033
01:08:23,436 --> 01:08:26,397
Can you believe this?
It's so unfair.
1034
01:08:26,564 --> 01:08:29,693
She spends her whole life being a
total pill, and this happens.
1035
01:08:29,860 --> 01:08:34,448
We're not going inside.
It's too gross.
1036
01:08:34,615 --> 01:08:37,534
She turned out to be one of those
talkers, you know what I mean?
1037
01:08:37,701 --> 01:08:41,498
"Do it to me, yeah, oh there,
take me home, oh baby."
1038
01:08:41,665 --> 01:08:43,124
Sickening.
1039
01:08:45,544 --> 01:08:48,297
You'd think all that moaning would
take her mind off Bill.
1040
01:08:49,798 --> 01:08:51,133
But no.
1041
01:09:00,393 --> 01:09:02,229
It was a bigger story than we'd
figured.
1042
01:09:02,396 --> 01:09:05,149
Someone in Palm Springs tipped off
the local press...
1043
01:09:05,316 --> 01:09:08,486
and they had a kind of welcome
home parade for him.
1044
01:09:10,404 --> 01:09:14,075
The school board scheduled a hearing,
and the D.A. launched a probe.
1045
01:09:14,242 --> 01:09:18,330
And my mom hired a lawyer
in to try and get some money from Bill.
1046
01:09:19,164 --> 01:09:22,293
The Jason kid disappeared,
so the charges were dropped.
1047
01:09:22,460 --> 01:09:24,294
But Bill resigned anyway.
1048
01:09:24,461 --> 01:09:26,506
So school started and people
forgot about him.
1049
01:09:26,673 --> 01:09:29,343
Except you know who, the stalker.
1050
01:09:37,184 --> 01:09:39,187
My key doesn't work!
1051
01:09:47,195 --> 01:09:49,406
Gay houses usually sell real
quickly...
1052
01:09:49,573 --> 01:09:52,160
because of the recessed lighting
and the good faucets.
1053
01:09:52,327 --> 01:09:55,871
The realtor said the boarded up windows
were the kind of challenge she liked.
1054
01:09:57,874 --> 01:10:01,419
So it would've ended differently if we'd
waited one or two more days than we did.
1055
01:10:01,628 --> 01:10:03,631
But we didn't.
1056
01:10:03,798 --> 01:10:05,883
It was October.
1057
01:10:10,013 --> 01:10:12,849
Hey, man, how's it going?
1058
01:10:15,227 --> 01:10:18,230
Where the hell have you been?
We couldn't hold the hearing.
1059
01:10:18,397 --> 01:10:20,482
So busy.
1060
01:10:20,649 --> 01:10:24,946
Yeah? Fuck you. And good luck
refilling those charges.
1061
01:10:25,112 --> 01:10:28,157
That's not why I'm here.
1062
01:10:31,244 --> 01:10:32,370
Curious?
1063
01:10:35,081 --> 01:10:39,045
Is this on? Bill, this is Dedee.
1064
01:10:39,211 --> 01:10:41,756
I had to send Jason because of
this whole crime thing.
1065
01:10:41,923 --> 01:10:46,386
Matt called him one night in
Chicago, and he's been like a fairy
godfather, so to speak.
1066
01:10:46,552 --> 01:10:48,597
What?
1067
01:10:48,764 --> 01:10:51,266
He wants me to say faggot
godfather.
1068
01:10:51,433 --> 01:10:53,894
Anyway, I'm gonna have the baby,
and we need money...
1069
01:10:54,061 --> 01:10:56,605
and you're the only one I know
who has money.
1070
01:10:56,772 --> 01:10:58,357
Like ten thousand dollars?
1071
01:10:58,524 --> 01:11:01,695
We have a little wiggle room there.
1072
01:11:01,862 --> 01:11:04,406
and we do have expenses.
1073
01:11:04,573 --> 01:11:08,118
If you give us the money...
Jason, hold up the envelope now.
1074
01:11:08,284 --> 01:11:11,372
Inside the envelope are letters
where Jason takes back everything.
1075
01:11:11,539 --> 01:11:13,166
So you'll get your job back.
1076
01:11:13,375 --> 01:11:15,794
Plus, I'll send you pictures of
the baby when it comes out.
1077
01:11:15,961 --> 01:11:19,298
Because it will be your niece
or nephew, okay?
1078
01:11:19,464 --> 01:11:20,965
Turn it off.
1079
01:11:21,132 --> 01:11:24,053
Also, Matt says hi.
1080
01:11:30,643 --> 01:11:32,353
So what do you think?
1081
01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:35,107
Where are they?
1082
01:11:35,274 --> 01:11:39,320
I can't tell you that.
1083
01:11:39,487 --> 01:11:41,363
No, you just give me the money...
1084
01:11:41,530 --> 01:11:45,451
and that's all, the money.
1085
01:11:49,331 --> 01:11:51,333
That's pierced.
1086
01:11:53,335 --> 01:11:56,004
Listen to me, you little grunge
faggot...
1087
01:11:56,171 --> 01:11:58,675
I survived my family,
my schoolyard...
1088
01:11:58,842 --> 01:12:01,094
every Republican, every other
Democrat...
1089
01:12:01,261 --> 01:12:04,597
Anita Bryant, the Pope,
the fucking Christian Coalition...
1090
01:12:04,681 --> 01:12:08,018
not to mention a real son-of-a-bitch
virus, in case you haven't noticed.
1091
01:12:08,185 --> 01:12:12,147
And in all that time
since Paul Lynde and Truman Capote
were the only fairies in America...
1092
01:12:12,314 --> 01:12:14,859
I've been busting my ass
so that you'd be able to do
what you want with yours.
1093
01:12:15,025 --> 01:12:18,613
So I don't just want your obedience
right now, which I do want plenty of it.
1094
01:12:18,779 --> 01:12:20,866
But I want your fucking gratitude
right fucking now...
1095
01:12:21,033 --> 01:12:24,578
or you're gonna be looking down a
long road with your nipple in the dirt.
1096
01:12:24,745 --> 01:12:27,998
Do you hear what I'm saying?
Take me to them.
1097
01:12:28,165 --> 01:12:31,377
Okay, fine, just let me go!
Let me go!
1098
01:12:35,132 --> 01:12:36,466
Fuck.
1099
01:12:42,055 --> 01:12:44,016
You're supposed to be my brother,
man.
1100
01:12:44,225 --> 01:12:47,687
I was brotherly, man.
Think where else you're pierced.
1101
01:12:47,896 --> 01:12:50,273
Let's go.
1102
01:13:01,410 --> 01:13:05,915
We only have the
regular in Canada.
1103
01:13:08,085 --> 01:13:10,087
Jason? Jason Bock?
1104
01:13:10,253 --> 01:13:12,757
Oh my god, yeah, the gay.
1105
01:13:12,924 --> 01:13:14,258
Miss Dalury, how you doing?
1106
01:13:14,425 --> 01:13:18,179
Never mind me. You better be in town
to clear Mr. Truitt's name.
1107
01:13:18,346 --> 01:13:21,600
He didn't do anything to me.
That was just leverage.
1108
01:13:21,766 --> 01:13:25,270
You are going to march right into
school with me, young man...
1109
01:13:25,437 --> 01:13:27,147
and you're going to make
a statement to the principal.
1110
01:13:27,314 --> 01:13:29,107
And then I'm going to take you
to the police station.
1111
01:13:29,274 --> 01:13:31,444
I'm just passing through, ma'am.
1112
01:13:31,611 --> 01:13:33,155
You owe him that much.
1113
01:13:33,362 --> 01:13:34,531
Sorry.
1114
01:13:34,697 --> 01:13:37,283
I should've flunked you
when I had the chance.
1115
01:13:41,455 --> 01:13:43,040
You paid for this, didn't you?
1116
01:13:43,207 --> 01:13:45,251
Fucking small town, man.
1117
01:13:51,465 --> 01:13:54,928
Oh, my god. Call the school
and tell them I'm sick.
1118
01:13:55,095 --> 01:13:56,305
Do it!
1119
01:14:16,827 --> 01:14:20,373
Oh, my god...that little bastard.
1120
01:14:26,838 --> 01:14:30,844
As soon as the baby's born, we're
off to Mexico. Me, Matt and the kid.
1121
01:14:33,179 --> 01:14:36,182
Dedee knows she's not the mommy
type.
1122
01:14:36,349 --> 01:14:38,601
So, you know, he's available.
1123
01:14:38,768 --> 01:14:40,854
You mean Matt's not straight
anymore?
1124
01:14:41,021 --> 01:14:43,732
He called me, didn't he?
1125
01:15:09,969 --> 01:15:11,555
Here we are.
1126
01:15:12,889 --> 01:15:15,100
Our own little Xanadu.
1127
01:15:18,229 --> 01:15:20,690
We got it cheap
because of the season.
1128
01:15:20,856 --> 01:15:22,734
Send Matt out first.
1129
01:15:22,901 --> 01:15:25,236
She is gonna kill me when she sees
you here.
1130
01:15:25,403 --> 01:15:28,908
Just don't tell her you don't have
the money yet, okay?
1131
01:15:30,659 --> 01:15:33,120
Matt, I'm back!
1132
01:15:47,344 --> 01:15:49,138
What the hell are you doing here?
1133
01:15:52,517 --> 01:15:55,937
Jesus, Dedee. God, you're huge.
1134
01:15:56,104 --> 01:15:57,272
Jason.
1135
01:15:57,439 --> 01:16:00,108
Hey, Dedee, we're back.
1136
01:16:00,275 --> 01:16:03,613
He wanted to see you himself.
Family, you know.
1137
01:16:03,780 --> 01:16:07,449
Asshole. Get back in the house,
help Matt make dinner.
1138
01:16:07,616 --> 01:16:09,452
I'll handle him.
1139
01:16:09,619 --> 01:16:11,621
You'll handle me?
1140
01:16:11,788 --> 01:16:15,877
Did you really think I was just
gonna load up his car with cash and
point it north?
1141
01:16:16,043 --> 01:16:18,004
You're screwing this all up.
1142
01:16:18,170 --> 01:16:20,172
When are you due? What does the
doctor say?
1143
01:16:20,339 --> 01:16:24,260
We can't afford a doctor.
You didn't bring any money at all?
1144
01:16:24,427 --> 01:16:28,098
- Forget the money.
- It's not for me, it's for them.
1145
01:16:28,265 --> 01:16:31,643
Part of it, anyway. Did he tell you
they're going to Mexico?
1146
01:16:31,810 --> 01:16:34,187
And you're just giving them the baby
as a wedding gift?
1147
01:16:34,354 --> 01:16:37,233
I gotta get Matt's name on the birth
certificate.
1148
01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:41,780
They'll take my word for it, right?
Once he's the father,
he can take the kid anywhere.
1149
01:16:41,947 --> 01:16:43,615
Just give it away.
1150
01:16:43,782 --> 01:16:48,162
It's as much his as it is mine. At
least, that's the line I'm gonna take.
1151
01:16:48,329 --> 01:16:51,415
Come on, you can't live like this.
This is crazy.
1152
01:16:51,582 --> 01:16:54,168
Besides, the police
are looking for you.
1153
01:16:54,335 --> 01:16:56,546
I don't wanna talk about that.
1154
01:16:56,754 --> 01:16:58,882
I'm your sister, okay? God...
1155
01:16:59,049 --> 01:17:02,345
And plus, I got Jason to take back all
those things he said in those letters.
1156
01:17:02,511 --> 01:17:05,514
The police are off your back,
thanks to me.
1157
01:17:10,436 --> 01:17:12,230
Are you hungry?
1158
01:17:12,397 --> 01:17:15,567
The life cycle
of the American bisexual.
1159
01:17:15,776 --> 01:17:19,196
He's in the last stage...total Moe.
1160
01:17:23,701 --> 01:17:26,955
You pissed me off, Bill,
you always did.
1161
01:17:27,038 --> 01:17:29,874
I should be the one who's pissed
off. You leave me in Palm Springs
with the police...
1162
01:17:30,041 --> 01:17:31,876
and the body of that poor kid.
1163
01:17:32,043 --> 01:17:34,964
That was an accident. They were
struggling and the gun went off.
1164
01:17:35,131 --> 01:17:38,259
It's made her very anti-handgun.
1165
01:17:38,467 --> 01:17:42,138
Of course, I don't know
why I'm surprised.
1166
01:17:42,305 --> 01:17:46,435
It's not like I can expect any loyalty
or consideration or whatever from you.
1167
01:17:46,602 --> 01:17:51,524
I told you, I didn't sleep with
Jason when we were together, okay?
1168
01:17:54,693 --> 01:17:58,698
She's a little bit at the end
there...Dedee.
1169
01:18:01,910 --> 01:18:04,287
I know it was wrong,
but I wasn't happy.
1170
01:18:04,830 --> 01:18:07,499
I'm happy with Jason.
He makes me happy.
1171
01:18:12,421 --> 01:18:15,091
How? How does he make you happy?
1172
01:18:15,258 --> 01:18:17,678
I mean, he's not on your level.
1173
01:18:17,845 --> 01:18:20,389
That's what Lucia
used to say about me.
1174
01:18:20,556 --> 01:18:24,685
Admit it, this thing between you
and Jason is just sex.
1175
01:18:24,852 --> 01:18:27,647
You know that stuff you're breathing
there, it's just oxygen.
1176
01:18:27,814 --> 01:18:30,942
It's an itch. You scratch it,
you feel better.
1177
01:18:31,109 --> 01:18:33,111
A lot better.
1178
01:18:45,792 --> 01:18:47,127
You look good.
1179
01:18:49,129 --> 01:18:51,048
It's been a while, I'd forgotten.
1180
01:18:52,882 --> 01:18:55,678
What did you do with those
Polaroids?
1181
01:18:55,887 --> 01:18:57,305
That's not what I'm talking about.
1182
01:18:59,808 --> 01:19:01,809
You know...
1183
01:19:01,976 --> 01:19:05,480
Bill, you think too much.
1184
01:19:05,647 --> 01:19:10,319
You wanted me, I was fine with that.
I was flattered.
1185
01:19:10,486 --> 01:19:13,073
I was stupid enough
to have taken it personally.
1186
01:19:13,239 --> 01:19:14,907
But it wasn't enough for you.
1187
01:19:15,074 --> 01:19:19,162
You had to take it to the next
level, make it mental or spiritual
or something...
1188
01:19:19,329 --> 01:19:21,374
Like some kind of fucking
promotion.
1189
01:19:21,541 --> 01:19:23,834
So there's nothing more to you
than your body.
1190
01:19:24,001 --> 01:19:28,505
What the fuck do I know? I'm just saying
that if you love me for my mind...
1191
01:19:28,672 --> 01:19:33,178
I know that's not
my best feature, right?
1192
01:19:33,345 --> 01:19:35,180
So where does that leave me?
1193
01:19:35,347 --> 01:19:38,559
Not only does my lover have a fool
for a boyfriend, so do I.
1194
01:19:38,726 --> 01:19:40,268
You're not a fool.
1195
01:19:40,435 --> 01:19:43,356
You know what I'm not -- Tom.
1196
01:19:55,620 --> 01:19:58,331
I'm sorry that he died.
1197
01:19:58,498 --> 01:20:01,167
But I'm sure that wherever he is,
he doesn't care that we screwed around.
1198
01:20:01,334 --> 01:20:04,754
He doesn't feel better that you
moved me in but told everybody
that it was more than sex.
1199
01:20:04,963 --> 01:20:06,966
He died, that really sucks.
1200
01:20:07,132 --> 01:20:09,718
But you don't get to make it better
by being this really great guy...
1201
01:20:09,885 --> 01:20:12,304
who only likes
the insides of people.
1202
01:20:16,642 --> 01:20:18,395
He was robbed.
1203
01:20:20,063 --> 01:20:22,316
So were you.
1204
01:20:23,567 --> 01:20:27,696
Even Lucia, who I could care less
about...
1205
01:20:29,908 --> 01:20:31,659
Couldn't care less.
1206
01:20:33,495 --> 01:20:34,829
Sorry.
1207
01:20:47,927 --> 01:20:50,597
So...good night.
1208
01:21:05,948 --> 01:21:09,951
You look kind of cute...all stupid
like.
1209
01:21:17,960 --> 01:21:19,963
Can I just say to all the girls
out there...
1210
01:21:20,130 --> 01:21:23,091
if you're with a guy who groaned or made
some crack during that little kiss...
1211
01:21:23,258 --> 01:21:25,969
you're with what we call
a closet case.
1212
01:21:26,136 --> 01:21:28,139
That's the number one tip-off.
1213
01:21:28,306 --> 01:21:31,309
Number two is if they freak out
about gays in the military.
1214
01:21:31,476 --> 01:21:34,646
You know, if they can't discuss it
without giggling about showering
with guys...
1215
01:21:34,813 --> 01:21:36,814
and bending over for soap
and stuff.
1216
01:21:36,981 --> 01:21:39,151
That's not good.
1217
01:21:39,318 --> 01:21:44,489
Real straight guys don't spend a
whole lot of time thinking about
wet naked men, if you ask me.
1218
01:21:49,454 --> 01:21:53,917
I'm sorry... it was all
that stuff about Tom.
1219
01:21:57,337 --> 01:21:59,172
How did you get here?
1220
01:21:59,339 --> 01:22:03,178
I followed you guys
from the Seven-Eleven.
1221
01:22:03,345 --> 01:22:05,889
Do you have anything to eat?
1222
01:22:10,018 --> 01:22:11,853
So what do we do now?
1223
01:22:16,692 --> 01:22:20,530
I'm gonna try to convince her
to have the baby back in the States.
1224
01:22:32,460 --> 01:22:34,712
Are you never gonna call me again?
1225
01:22:40,302 --> 01:22:42,721
I don't have to,
you keep tailing me.
1226
01:22:46,642 --> 01:22:49,562
Matt thinks that it was about sex,
too...
1227
01:22:49,729 --> 01:22:51,814
so I wasn't completely off.
1228
01:22:54,734 --> 01:22:57,821
Matt has a higher opinion of sex
than you do.
1229
01:22:59,406 --> 01:23:01,409
Than I used to.
1230
01:23:08,083 --> 01:23:10,084
Congratulations.
1231
01:23:13,172 --> 01:23:15,174
Congratulate Carl.
1232
01:23:19,429 --> 01:23:21,430
I don't feel so good.
1233
01:23:21,597 --> 01:23:23,433
What the fuck is she doing here?
1234
01:23:23,767 --> 01:23:26,770
Is something wrong?
1235
01:23:28,105 --> 01:23:31,275
Oh, my god! Take her to the couch,
take her to the couch.
1236
01:23:31,442 --> 01:23:32,776
Where does it hurt?
1237
01:23:32,943 --> 01:23:34,528
Where do you think?
1238
01:23:37,865 --> 01:23:41,369
What's going on?
Oh, my god, is she...
1239
01:23:41,536 --> 01:23:43,538
Hi, Miss Dalury.
What are you doing here?
1240
01:23:43,705 --> 01:23:47,460
Never mind, Jason. Call 9-1-1.
1241
01:23:47,627 --> 01:23:49,461
It's okay, it's okay!
1242
01:23:49,628 --> 01:23:52,548
Go see how fast
an ambulance can get here!
1243
01:23:52,673 --> 01:23:54,842
Get that towel.
1244
01:23:55,009 --> 01:23:58,639
You are not hemorrhaging.
Are you having contractions?
1245
01:23:58,806 --> 01:24:01,391
No, this is my sleepy face.
What the fuck do you think?
1246
01:24:01,558 --> 01:24:04,770
- What's going on?
- We can't get through!
1247
01:24:07,648 --> 01:24:11,487
We'll be at the hospital in a few
minutes. It's okay.
1248
01:24:11,654 --> 01:24:13,155
This can't be good.
1249
01:24:14,323 --> 01:24:16,742
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1250
01:24:21,664 --> 01:24:23,500
Is that the ambulance?
1251
01:24:26,086 --> 01:24:29,714
That was Carl. How did he find us?
1252
01:24:36,347 --> 01:24:38,849
Only one of you can
go in there with her.
1253
01:24:44,356 --> 01:24:45,691
She's crowning.
1254
01:24:45,858 --> 01:24:47,442
What does that mean?
1255
01:24:47,609 --> 01:24:49,278
They can see the head.
1256
01:24:49,445 --> 01:24:53,240
It's huge! You can probably see it
from space!
1257
01:25:04,378 --> 01:25:05,754
You're gonna have a baby.
1258
01:25:05,921 --> 01:25:08,049
Yeah, lucky me.
1259
01:25:09,968 --> 01:25:13,096
You can call your mom if you want,
after this.
1260
01:25:13,262 --> 01:25:16,891
- No. Bill?
- Is another one coming?
1261
01:25:17,058 --> 01:25:18,477
Where's my bag?
1262
01:25:18,644 --> 01:25:22,064
Lucia has it. You need something?
1263
01:25:22,231 --> 01:25:24,817
Tom's ashes are in there.
1264
01:25:24,984 --> 01:25:27,445
All of them. I double-bagged it.
1265
01:25:30,532 --> 01:25:31,575
Good.
1266
01:25:31,742 --> 01:25:33,869
It was really fucking low.
1267
01:25:34,036 --> 01:25:36,914
I want you to know that I know.
1268
01:25:37,080 --> 01:25:41,210
We don't have to talk about this now.
Everything's gonna be fine.
1269
01:25:41,377 --> 01:25:44,339
And the baby's Randy's.
1270
01:25:44,506 --> 01:25:47,593
I know, it was an accident.
I don't have to hear this now.
1271
01:25:47,760 --> 01:25:50,930
We don't need to talk about it.
Everything's gonna be fine.
1272
01:25:51,096 --> 01:25:54,726
I just don't want you to think
that I never think about it.
1273
01:25:54,893 --> 01:25:57,311
I don't think that.
1274
01:26:03,777 --> 01:26:07,281
If anything happens to me, will you
keep the baby, not them?
1275
01:26:07,448 --> 01:26:09,992
Nothing's gonna happen to you.
1276
01:26:18,168 --> 01:26:20,796
All right, here we go.
1277
01:26:20,963 --> 01:26:23,549
Breathe, breathe...
1278
01:26:23,716 --> 01:26:26,135
All right, bear down. Push.
1279
01:26:30,390 --> 01:26:33,811
Excuse me, but haven't we seen this
scene like a million times before?
1280
01:26:33,978 --> 01:26:37,148
I pant and swear, and I'm like,
you know, pissed off.
1281
01:26:37,731 --> 01:26:39,567
Women delivering
are always pissed off...
1282
01:26:39,733 --> 01:26:42,320
and asking for that shot,
that epidural or whatever.
1283
01:26:42,487 --> 01:26:45,657
And swearing at the man who got
them into it and so on.
1284
01:26:45,824 --> 01:26:48,327
So I gotta give you
something else to watch.
1285
01:26:48,493 --> 01:26:50,912
You feel free to go back and forth.
1286
01:26:57,170 --> 01:26:59,505
Carl, we're all waiting inside.
1287
01:26:59,672 --> 01:27:01,841
I'm fine out here.
1288
01:27:15,857 --> 01:27:19,403
I'm sorry. There wasn't time
to pull over.
1289
01:27:26,285 --> 01:27:29,373
- What's the point, Lucia?
- What's what point?
1290
01:27:29,539 --> 01:27:31,708
What's the point of sleeping with you
if it doesn't get your attention...
1291
01:27:31,875 --> 01:27:33,793
if I always come second to Bill?
1292
01:27:33,877 --> 01:27:34,878
Excuse me?
1293
01:27:37,214 --> 01:27:41,719
Say the point of sex isn't recreation
or procreation or any of that stuff.
1294
01:27:41,886 --> 01:27:43,555
Say it's concentration.
1295
01:27:43,722 --> 01:27:48,100
Say it's supposed to focus your
attention on the person you're
sleeping with...
1296
01:27:48,267 --> 01:27:50,103
Like biological highlighter.
1297
01:27:51,730 --> 01:27:54,316
Otherwise, there's just too many
people in the world.
1298
01:27:58,571 --> 01:28:02,409
So while I'm sleeping with you, I'm not
supposed to care about anybody else?
1299
01:28:02,576 --> 01:28:05,245
Look for me first
in any crowded room.
1300
01:28:06,997 --> 01:28:08,916
And I'll do likewise.
1301
01:28:11,919 --> 01:28:15,090
Otherwise, a person ends up sleeping
with somebody else.
1302
01:28:27,937 --> 01:28:31,107
It's just a habit,
thinking about Bill.
1303
01:28:31,273 --> 01:28:33,943
Because of Tom.
1304
01:28:37,281 --> 01:28:38,908
I know.
1305
01:28:46,958 --> 01:28:48,376
Are you okay?
1306
01:28:57,970 --> 01:29:00,306
So you think there are too many
people in the world?
1307
01:29:00,473 --> 01:29:02,642
What are you talking about?
1308
01:29:02,809 --> 01:29:05,978
And sex has nothing to do
with procreation?
1309
01:29:11,318 --> 01:29:13,613
Are you pregnant?
1310
01:29:15,323 --> 01:29:16,700
Yes.
1311
01:29:16,866 --> 01:29:19,327
Really?
1312
01:29:21,329 --> 01:29:24,083
And I'll tell you something,
it's not Bill's.
1313
01:29:38,098 --> 01:29:39,767
One more, one more. Come on, Dedee.
1314
01:29:53,031 --> 01:29:54,449
It's a boy.
1315
01:29:59,288 --> 01:30:00,373
It's a boy.
1316
01:30:00,540 --> 01:30:03,834
It's a boy.
It's a beautiful baby boy.
1317
01:30:05,378 --> 01:30:08,757
Just do me a favor, count his balls.
1318
01:30:08,924 --> 01:30:10,801
Oh, shit...
1319
01:30:10,968 --> 01:30:12,136
She's gonna need blood.
1320
01:30:12,302 --> 01:30:15,973
We need two pints of O-negative
in here stat.
1321
01:30:16,140 --> 01:30:19,143
And put twenty crit in that line
and open it up.
1322
01:30:19,310 --> 01:30:22,898
Call surgery and tell them we've
got a postpartum bleeder in the E. R.
1323
01:30:23,065 --> 01:30:24,733
Let's go, let's move!
1324
01:30:45,339 --> 01:30:47,424
Didn't think I could die, did you?
1325
01:30:49,511 --> 01:30:52,764
Look at them. Who'd have thought
they gave a shit?
1326
01:30:52,931 --> 01:30:55,433
Even her. Look at her.
1327
01:30:55,600 --> 01:30:59,855
Unless she's crying for Bill,
not me. Contact grief.
1328
01:31:01,107 --> 01:31:03,609
No, I think it's for me.
1329
01:31:03,776 --> 01:31:07,280
Look at Bill.
I did nothing but screw up his life.
1330
01:31:07,447 --> 01:31:10,117
I knew Matt liked me.
1331
01:31:10,284 --> 01:31:13,954
He's got a boner,
believe it or not.
1332
01:31:14,121 --> 01:31:16,373
Drama queen.
1333
01:31:16,540 --> 01:31:19,877
And like these guys,
some of you ended up liking me, too.
1334
01:31:20,044 --> 01:31:23,131
And thought maybe,
just maybe I wasn't a total shit.
1335
01:31:25,884 --> 01:31:28,803
But you were wrong.
I'm screwing with you right now.
1336
01:31:28,970 --> 01:31:30,973
No way I died.
1337
01:31:31,140 --> 01:31:33,143
I could've, that much is true.
1338
01:31:33,309 --> 01:31:35,269
The river of blood, that happened.
1339
01:31:35,478 --> 01:31:37,313
But somehow it stopped.
1340
01:31:37,480 --> 01:31:39,482
I don't know why, but it did.
1341
01:31:39,648 --> 01:31:41,067
When do we get to see him?
1342
01:31:41,234 --> 01:31:42,653
After they've cleaned him up.
1343
01:31:42,819 --> 01:31:46,490
We can leave.
We don't have to stay long.
1344
01:31:46,657 --> 01:31:48,826
Does she get skinny right away?
1345
01:31:48,993 --> 01:31:52,830
Probably not, Matt,
but that's a real intelligent question.
1346
01:31:52,997 --> 01:31:55,334
Because she really hated being fat,
I mean really...
1347
01:32:12,519 --> 01:32:13,854
You okay, buddy?
1348
01:32:18,693 --> 01:32:20,861
Yeah, it's been a long year.
1349
01:32:36,212 --> 01:32:38,798
I'm glad she's not dead and all...
1350
01:32:38,964 --> 01:32:41,301
but she's what
I call a real user.
1351
01:32:45,305 --> 01:32:47,474
I don't know what's so great
about motherhood.
1352
01:32:47,641 --> 01:32:50,561
Just looking at that soft spot made
me wanna scream.
1353
01:32:51,896 --> 01:32:55,483
I told Matt and Jason
that I wanted to keep him,
and they were pretty cool about it.
1354
01:32:55,650 --> 01:32:58,820
When you nearly hemorrhage
to death, people cut you a break.
1355
01:32:58,987 --> 01:33:01,030
Most of them, anyway.
1356
01:33:04,827 --> 01:33:09,124
Carl got us to return to the States,
so he's like super cop.
1357
01:33:11,584 --> 01:33:16,173
Matt and I had to go out to Palm
Springs and answer all these
questions about Randy.
1358
01:33:18,926 --> 01:33:20,928
Matt gets off scot-free.
1359
01:33:23,431 --> 01:33:26,935
Me, they put in jail
for six months for leaving
the scene of a crime or something.
1360
01:33:27,102 --> 01:33:28,937
Even though they couldn't prove
it was murder.
1361
01:33:29,104 --> 01:33:33,149
Especially since Randy left all
these crazy writings in the room
about satan and stuff.
1362
01:33:33,316 --> 01:33:35,319
So that looked good for me.
1363
01:33:35,486 --> 01:33:39,324
Lucia decided to forgive me
and sent me care packages every week.
1364
01:33:40,992 --> 01:33:42,285
Lucky me.
1365
01:33:44,620 --> 01:33:47,790
Jason made a statement that he'd
been paid to make his charges...
1366
01:33:47,957 --> 01:33:51,462
by the Christian Right guys on
the school board -- the ones
against evolution and Huck Finn.
1367
01:33:51,629 --> 01:33:55,550
Which was a total lie, but even so,
they won't be back for another term.
1368
01:34:00,972 --> 01:34:02,975
I let Bill take custody
of the baby.
1369
01:34:03,142 --> 01:34:06,812
And he worked it out so my parole
time was spent at his place in Indiana.
1370
01:34:06,979 --> 01:34:08,606
Breaking escrow cost him a shitload.
1371
01:34:10,983 --> 01:34:15,239
Lucia and Carl had their baby.
You can imagine the pick of that litter.
1372
01:34:15,405 --> 01:34:19,576
It was the kind of kid that if
you played with it too much
after a feeding, you threw up.
1373
01:34:19,743 --> 01:34:22,162
But they loved it.
1374
01:34:24,331 --> 01:34:26,960
Bill was cute with R.J. --
that's Randy junior.
1375
01:34:27,127 --> 01:34:28,753
Even though it spooked me at
first...
1376
01:34:28,920 --> 01:34:31,589
him changing a boy baby and
getting good peaks at his little thing.
1377
01:34:31,756 --> 01:34:35,427
But he says straight dads change
girl babies all the time
and nothing ever comes of that.
1378
01:34:35,594 --> 01:34:37,972
Is he naive or what?
1379
01:34:48,358 --> 01:34:52,112
Anyway, R.J. was crazy about him
and vice-versa.
1380
01:34:52,279 --> 01:34:54,573
But he never really took to me.
1381
01:35:03,375 --> 01:35:07,546
Maybe Jason was right,
I'm not the mommy type.
1382
01:35:07,713 --> 01:35:09,715
I don't care.
1383
01:35:12,385 --> 01:35:15,638
But the court says I'm supposed
to hang here with my brother until
I'm eighteen...
1384
01:35:15,805 --> 01:35:20,018
just the three of us, except for once
a week visits from my parole officer.
1385
01:35:23,063 --> 01:35:26,233
It wasn't once a week for long.
1386
01:35:26,400 --> 01:35:27,986
I didn't mind.
1387
01:35:28,153 --> 01:35:32,490
If there have to be gay people,
at least it's nice there's enough
of them to go around.
1388
01:35:39,081 --> 01:35:41,500
Seems like everybody's
having sex but me.
1389
01:35:43,086 --> 01:35:44,503
Good for them.
1390
01:35:47,591 --> 01:35:49,885
It's not that I'm against sex.
1391
01:35:50,051 --> 01:35:55,098
It was clever of God or evolution
or whatever to hook the survival
of the species to it...
1392
01:35:55,265 --> 01:35:57,727
because we're gonna screw around
no matter what.
1393
01:35:57,935 --> 01:36:00,355
It was a smarter thing to pick
than say...
1394
01:36:00,522 --> 01:36:03,525
the instinct to share your toys
or return phone calls.
1395
01:36:03,691 --> 01:36:06,861
We'd have died out like eons ago.
1396
01:36:07,028 --> 01:36:11,701
But on the minus side, god...
all the attachment that goes with it.
1397
01:36:11,868 --> 01:36:13,786
It's like this net.
1398
01:36:13,953 --> 01:36:16,205
Sex always ends in kids
or disease...
1399
01:36:16,372 --> 01:36:19,417
or like, you know,
relationships.
1400
01:36:19,584 --> 01:36:21,586
That's exactly what I don't want.
1401
01:36:21,753 --> 01:36:23,756
I want the opposite of all that.
1402
01:36:23,923 --> 01:36:26,676
Because it's not worth it,
not really, is it...
1403
01:36:26,843 --> 01:36:28,385
when you think about it?
1404
01:37:22,529 --> 01:37:27,368
Okay, so maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe it's not all shit. Maybe...
1405
01:37:27,535 --> 01:37:29,286
God damn it.
1406
01:37:36,545 --> 01:37:39,714
I thought the whole idea
was I know what happens next.
1407
01:37:41,800 --> 01:37:43,219
I'll tell you one thing...
1408
01:37:43,386 --> 01:37:46,764
I'm not gonna go back to Bill's house
and be this big changed person for you.
1409
01:37:46,931 --> 01:37:49,642
I told you right off
I don't grow a heart of gold.
1410
01:37:49,809 --> 01:37:52,937
And if I do, which is, like,
so unlikely...
1411
01:37:53,104 --> 01:37:56,150
give me a break and don't make
me do it in front of you.
1412
01:37:56,317 --> 01:37:58,152
Come on, guys, go, okay?
1413
01:37:58,319 --> 01:37:59,403
Go!
1414
01:38:00,571 --> 01:38:02,407
I'll give you this much, though...
1415
01:38:02,573 --> 01:38:05,660
I never was the same again after
that summer.
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