All language subtitles for Mary Poppins [1964] 720p.BluRay.x264

Chim chiminy, Chim chiminy
Chim chim cheree

A sweep is as lucky as lucky can be

Chim chiminy, Chim chiminy
Chim chim cheroo

Good luck will rub off
when he shakes hands with you

Chim chiminy
Chim chim cheree, chim cheroo

Rum diddly-diddly-diddly
Rum diddle-die

Rum diddly-diddly-diddly
Rum diddle-die

All right, ladies and gents...

comical poems suitable
for the occasion...

extemporized and thought up
before your very eyes.

All right, here we go.

Room here for everyone
Gather around

The constable's
"responstable".

Now, how does that sound?

Hello, Miss Lark
I got one for you

Miss Lark likes to walk
in the park with Andrew.

Hello, Andrew.

Ah, Mrs Cory
a story for you

Your daughters
were shorter than you...

but they grew.

Dear Miss Persimmon...

Yes?

Wind's in the east

Mist comin' in.

Like something is brewin'
About to begin

Can't put me finger
on what lies in store

But I feel what's to happen...

all happened before.

I'm sorry. Where was I?

Thank you, one and all,
for your kind support.

Ah, Miss Lark, thank you.

Crikey. Bless you, guv.

Generosity itself,
that's what you are.

No charge.

Oh, it's you! Hello.

Number 17 Cherry Tree Lane,
you say?

All right.
Come along with me.

This here's Cherry Tree Lane.

Nice little spot,
you might say.

Number 17's just down a bit.

Now, this imposing edifice
what first greets the eye...

is the home
of Admiral Boom...

late of His Majesty's Navy.

Likes his house
shipshape, he does...

shipshape and bristol fashion
at all times.

- Time gun ready?
- Ready and charged, sir.

- Three minutes and six seconds.
- Aye, aye, sir.

What he's famous for
is punctuality.

The whole world takes
its time from Greenwich.

But Greenwich, they say, takes
its time from Admiral Boom.

What cheer, Admiral?

Good afternoon to you,
young man. Where are you bound?

Number 17. Got some parties here
in tow what wants to see it.

- Enter that in the log.
- Aye, aye, sir.

A word of advice, young man:

Storm signals are up
at Number 17.

Bit of heavy weather
brewing there.

Thank you, sir.
Keep an eye skinned.

Here we are.
Number 17 Cherry Tree Lane.

Residence of
George Banks, Esquire.

Hello, hello, hello.
The Admiral's right.

Heavy weather brewin'
at Number 17, and no mistake.

- Leave her alone!
- Shut up!

I'll show you. Don't you be trying
to stop the wretched creature!

Let her go, that's what I say,
and good riddance!

I never liked her from the
moment she set foot in the door.

But who gets stuck with
the children with no nanny
in the house? Me, that's who!

Her and her high
and mighty ways!

And that face of her that would
stop a coal barge, it would.

Indeed, Mrs Brill! I wouldn't
stay in this house another minute...

not if you heap me with
all the jewels in Christendom.

No, no, Katie Nanna, don't go!

Stand away from that door,
my girl!

But what am I gonna tell
the master about the children?

It's no concern of mine.
Those little beasts have run
away from me for the last time.

They must be somewhere. Did you
look around the zoo in the park?

You know how Jane
and Michael is.

Coo! You don't think the lion
could've got at them, do ya?

You know how fond they was
of hangin' around the cage.

I said my say,
and that's all I'll say.

I've done with this house forever.

Well, hip, hip, hooray!

And don't stumble
on the way out, dearie.

Now, now, Katie Nanna!

Mrs Banks! She's home!

Our daughter's daughters will adore us
and we'll sing in grateful chorus

"Well done,
Sister Suffragette"

Good evening,
Katie Nanna, Ellen.

We had the most
glorious meeting!

Mrs Whitbourne-Allen chained
herself to the wheel of
the Prime Minister's carriage.

- You should've been there.
- Mrs Banks, I would like
a word with you.

And Mrs Ainslie, she was
carried off to prison...

singing and scattering pamphlets
all the way!

I'm glad you're home, madam. I've
always given the best that's in me...

Oh, thank you, Katie Nanna.

I always knew you were one of us.

We're clearly soldiers
in petticoats

And dauntless crusaders
for women's votes

Though we adore men
individually

We agree that as a group
they're rather stupid

- Mrs Banks.
- Cast off the shackles of yesterday

Shoulder to shoulder
into the fray

Our daughter's daughters
will adore us

And they'll sing
in grateful chorus

"Well done
Sister Suffragette"

Being that as it may, I do not
wish to offend, but I...

From Kensington to Billingsgate
one hears the restless cries

From every corner of the land
womankind arise

Political equality
and equal rights with men

Take heart for Mrs Pankhurst
has been clapped in irons again

No more the meek and mild
subservients we

We're fighting for our rights
militantly

Never you fear

If I may have a word, Mrs Banks.

- So cast off the shackles of yesterday
- Mrs Banks!

And shoulder to shoulder
into the fray

Our daughter's daughters
will adore us

And they'll sing
in grateful chorus

- "Well done"
- Mrs Banks.

- "Well done"
- Mrs Banks.

- "Well done, Sister Suf..."
- Mrs Banks!

- What is it, Katie Nanna?
- Mrs Banks, I have something
to say to you.

- Where are the children?
- The children, madam...

to be precise,
are not here.

They've disappeared again.

Katie Nanna, this is really
too careless of you.

Doesn't it make
the third time this week?

The fourth, madam. And I for one
have had my fill of it.

I'm not one to speak ill
of the children, but...

Oh, please, when do you
expect them home?

I really couldn't say.
And now if you'd be good enough
to compute my wages, I'll...

Oh, gracious, Katie Nanna! You're not
leaving? What will Mr Banks say?

He's going to be cross enough
as it is to come home and find
the children missing.

Ellen, put these things away. You know
how the cause infuriates Mr Banks.

Yes, ma'am.

Katie Nanna, I beseech you.
Please reconsider.

Think of the children.
Think of Mr Banks.

He was just beginning
to get used to you.

Posts, everyone!

Four, three, two, one. Fire!

- Katie Nanna, I do beseech you...
- My wages, if you please.

Bit early tonight,
aren't you, Admiral?

Nonsense. Bang on the dot,
as usual.

How are things in
the world of finance?

Never better. Money's sound.
Credit rates are moving up, up, up.

And the British pound is
the admiration of the world.

- Good man.
- How do things look
from where you stand?

Bit chancy, I'd say.

The wind's coming up
and the glass is falling.

- Don't like the look of it.
- Good, good, good.

Banks, shouldn't wonder if you weren't
steering into a nasty piece of weather.

Banks! Do you hear me?

Hello, Katie Nanna.
That must be heavy.

Allow me.

Hmph!

What a very pretty hat.

I feel a surge
of deep satisfaction

Much as a king astride his noble steed
Thank you.

When I return from daily strife
to hearth and wife

How pleasant is
the life I lead

- Dear, it's about the children.
- Yes, yes, yes.

I run my home
precisely on schedule

At 6:01 I march
through my door

My slippers, sherry and pipe
are due at 6:02

Consistent is
the life I lead

- George, they're missing.
- Splendid. Splendid.

It's grand to be
an Englishman in 1910

King Edward's on the throne
It's the Age of Men

I'm the lord of my castle
The sovereign, the liege

I treat my subjects, servants
children, wife

With a firm but gentle hand
Noblesse oblige

It's 6:03 and the heirs
to my dominion

Are scrubbed and tubbed
and adequately fed

And so I'll pat them on the head
and send them off to bed

Ah, lordly is
the life I lead

- Winifred, where are the children?
- They're not here, dear.

What? Well, of course they're here!
Where else would they be?

- I don't know, George.
- You don't know?

Well, they're missing. Katie
Nanna has looked everywhere.

Very well. I'll deal
with this at once.

Give me the police station,
quickly, please.

I don't think we need bother the police,
dear. The facts of the matter...

Kindly do not attempt to
cloud the issue with facts.

One fact, and one fact alone
is crystal clear! Katie Nanna's
faltered at her post.

She's let the family down.
And I shall bring her to bo...

Oh. She's left us,
hasn't she?

Yes, dear, only just.

What, uh... Yes.
George Banks here.

Yes. 17 Cherry Tree Lane.
It's a matter of some urgency.

I should like you to send
a policeman around immediately.

The policeman's here, George!

What? Oh, how very prompt.
What wonderful service.

Thank you so much. Good night.

- Come in, Constable. Come in.
- Thank you, sir.

While going about my duties
on the other side of the park...

I noted some valuables
that had gone astray.

- I believe they're yours, sir.
- Valuables?

Come along, now. Come along.

Jane! Michael!

Winifred, please don't
be emotional.

Oh, I wouldn't be too hard on 'em, sir.
They've had a long, weary walk today.

Children, come here at once.

- Well?
- I'm sorry we lost Katie Nanna, Father.

- You see, it was windy.
- And the kite was too strong for us.

In a manner of speaking, sir, it was the
kite that ran away, not the children.

Thank you, Constable.
I think I can manage this.

Actually it wasn't a very good kite.
We made it ourselves.

Perhaps if you helped us
to make one...

Ah, that's the ticket, sir.
Kites are skittish things.

Why, only last week with
me own youngsters...

I'm very grateful to you,
Constable, for returning the children.

And I'm sure that
if you go to the kitchen,
Cook'll find you a plate of something.

Thank you, sir.
I shall now return to my duties.

Thank you, Constable.

Good night, miss. Good night, ma'am.
Good night, sir.

Cook'll find me something.
I never...

I'm awfully sorry
about this, George.

I'll expect you'll want
to discuss it.

I would indeed!

Ellen, take Jane and Michael
upstairs straightaway.

Yes, sir.

I knew it. When all's
said and done, who bears
the brunt of everything around here?

Me, that's who!

They don't want an honest,
hard-workin' girl around here.

They need a ruddy zookeeper.

I'm sorry, dear, but when
I chose Katie Nanna...

I thought she would be
firm with the children.

She looked
so solemn and cross.

Winifred, never confuse efficiency
with a liver complaint.

I'll try to do better
next time.

Next time? My dear, you've engaged
six nannies in the last four months!

- And they've all been
unqualified disasters.
- I quite agree.

Choosing a nanny for the children
is an important and delicate task.

It requires insight, balanced judgment,
and an ability to read character.

Under the circumstances,
I think it might be apropos
to take it upon myself to, uh...

select the next person.

- Oh, would you, George?
- Obviously the way to find
a proper nanny...

is to go about it
in a proper fashion.

I shall put an advertisement in
the Times. Take this down please.

- Yes, of course, dear.
- Wanted.

Uh, no. Uh, required.

Nanny: Firm, respectable,
no nonsense.

A British nanny
must be a general

The future empire
lies within her hands

And so the person that we need
to mould the breed

Is a nanny
who can give commands

- You getting this, Winifred?
- Oh, yes, dear. Every word.

A British bank
is run with precision

A British home
requires nothing less

Tradition, discipline and rules
must be the tools

Without them, disorder
catastrophe, anarchy

In short you have
a ghastly mess

Splendid, George! Inspirational.

The Times will be so pleased.

- Father?
- Yes?

We've discussed everything...

and we're very sorry
about what we did today.

I should certainly think so.

- It was wrong to run away
from Katie Nanna.
- It was indeed.

And we do so want to get on
with the new nanny.

Very sensible. I shall be glad
to have your help in the matter.

We thought you would. That's why
we wrote this advertisement.

- Advertisement for what?
- For the new nanny.

- You wrote an advert...
- George, I think we should listen.

- You said you wanted our help.
- But, I... Oh, very well.

"Wanted: A nanny
for two adorable children."

"Adorable." Well, that's
debatable, I must say.

If you want this choice position

Have a cheery disposition

- Jane, I don't...
- Rosy cheeks, no warts

- That's the part I put in.
- Play games, all sorts

You must be kind
You must be witty

Very sweet
and fairly pretty

- Well, of all the ridic...
- George, please!

Take us on outings
Give us treats

Sing songs
Bring sweets

Never be cross or cruel

Never give us
castor oil or gruel

Love us as a son and daughter

And never smell of barley water

I put that in too.

If you won't scold
and dominate us

We will never you give you
cause to hate us

We won't hide your spectacles
so you can't see

Put toads in your bed
or pepper in your tea

Hurry, Nanny

Many thanks
Sincerely

Jane and Michael Banks

Thank you. Most interesting.

And now I think we've had
quite enough of this nonsense.

Please return
to the nursery.

They were only trying to help.
They're just children.

I'm well aware they're
just children, Winifred.

I only congratulate myself that
I decided to step in and take a hand.

"Play games, sing songs,
give treats."

Ridiculous. There's no question
in my mind whatsoever.

Now is the time for action.

Give me the Times, please.
No, I do not know the number.

Oh, George, you're always
so forceful.

The Times?
George Banks here.

17 Cherry Tree Lane. I wish to place
an advertisement in your column.

- Time gun ready?
- Ready and charged, sir.

I'll take the report,
Mr Binnacle.

The wind has changed, sir. Seems
to be comin' in from a new quarter.

- So it is.
- Sir?
- What is it?

Bit of somethin' or other
taking place off the port bow.

Ghastly looking crew,
I must say!

Coo! There's a fair queue of nannies
outside, sir. Shall I show 'em in?

Ellen, I said 8:00, and
8:00 it shall jolly well be.

You see?
Twelve seconds to go.

- Ten, nine, eight...
- Posts!

Seven, six, five, four...

three, two, one!

Ellen, it is now 8:00.

Yes, sir.

But I have told you
time and time again, Ellen...

I dislike being hurried
into things.

I don't understand. They're not
what we advertised for at all.

Michael, look!

Perhaps it's a witch.

Of course not.
Witches have brooms.

It's her. It's the person. She's
answered our advertisement.

Rosy cheeks and everything.

Ellen, you may now show them in,
one at a time.

Yes, sir.

- You may come in one at a time.
- Thank you.

Oh.

You are the father of Jane
and Michael Banks, are you not?

I said, you are the father
of Jane and Michael Banks.

Well, well ye...
Yes, of course, I mean. Uh...

You brought your references,
I presume. May I see them?

Oh, I make it a point
never to give references.

A very old-fashioned idea
to my mind.

Is that so? We'll have to see
about that then, won't we?

Now then, the qualifications.

"Item one:
A cheery disposition."

I am never cross.

"Item two: Rosy cheeks."

Obviously.

"Item three:
Play games, all sorts."

Well, I'm sure the children will find
my games extremely diverting.

May I? Eh, this paper? Where did you
get it from? I thought I tore it up.

Excuse me. "Item four:
You must be kind."

I am kind,
but extremely firm.

- Have you lost something?
- Ah! Yeah.

That paper, you see.
I thought that I...

- You are George Banks, are you not?
- What?

And you did advertise
for a nanny, did you not?

- George Banks.
- Very well then.

I tore it up,
turned it over.

Tore it up again
and threw it in there. Yes.

I beg your pardon.
Are you ill?

I hope not.

Now, about my wages.
The reference here is very obscure.

- Very obscure.
- We must be very clear on
that point, mustn't we?

- Yes, we must indeed.
- I shall require
every second Tuesday off.

Every Tuesday.

On second thoughts, I believe
a trial period would be wise.

Hmm. I'll give you one week.
I'll know by then.

I'll see the children now.
Thank you.

Close your mouth please,
Michael. We are not a codfish.

Well, don't stand there staring.
Best foot forward.

Spit spot!

- George?
- Aah!

George, what on earth
are you doing?

- I thought you were
interviewing nannies.
- I was! I was!

You mean you've
selected one already?

- Yes, it's done. It's, it's all done.
- Well, where is she?

What? Well, eh, she's in
the nursery of course, I mean.

- I put her to work straightaway, I mean.
- How clever of you!

I would have muddled
the whole thing.

Tell me, is she everything
that we'd hoped she be?

Well, i-it all happened rather
quickly. I mean, I... I, uh...

Will she be firm?
Will she give commands?

Will she mould our young breed?

You know, Winifred,
I think she will.

- I think she will.
- In that case...

perhaps you'd better tell Ellen
to dismiss the others.

- The others? Oh, yes. Ellen?
- Y-Yes, sir?

Tell the other applicants they may go.
The position has been filled.

- The others, sir?
- Yes, the others.

How many nannies does she
think we need in this house?

The position
has been filled.

I'm afraid the nursery
isn't very tidy.

It is rather like
a bear pit, isn't it?

- That's a funny sort of bag.
- Carpet.

- You mean to carry carpets in?
- No. Made of.

This is your room, and there's
a lovely view of the park.

Hmm.

Well, it's not exactly
Buckingham Palace.

Still, it's clean.

Yes, I think it will be
quite suitable.

Just needs a touch
here and there.

Well, first things first.

I always say, the place
to hang a hat is on a hat stand.

Ah! This will never do!

I much prefer seeing
all of my face at the same time.

There... But there was
nothing in it.

Never judge things
by their appearance.

Even carpetbags.
I'm sure I never do.

A thing of beauty
is a joy forever.

Mmm, a little more light, perhaps.

We better keep an eye
on this one.

- She's tricky.
- She's wonderful.

Much better!

Now, let me see.

That's funny. I always carry it with me.
It must be here somewhere.

- What?
- My tape measure.

- What do you want it for?
- I want to see how you two measure up.

Well, that's the funniest thing I ever
saw. I know it's down here somewhere.

Ah, ha-ha, ha-ha!
Here it is.

Good. Come along, then. Quickly.

Head up, Michael. Don't slouch.

Just as I thought.
Extremely stubborn and suspicious.

- I am not!
- See for yourself.

"Extremely stubborn
and sus..."

Suspicious.

Now you, Jane.

Mmm. "Rather inclined to giggle.
Doesn't put things away."

How 'bout you?

Very well. Hold this for me.

As I expected. "Mary Poppins."

"Practically perfect
in every way."

Mary Poppins! Is that your name?
It's lovely.

Thank you.
I've always liked it.

- Now, shall we get on with it?
- Get on with what?

In your advertisement, did you
not specifically request to play games?

- Oh, yes!
- Very well, then.

Our first game is called
"Well Begun Is Half Done".

I don't like
the sound of that.

Otherwise entitled,
"Let's Tidy Up the Nursery".

I told you
she was tricky.

- Shall we begin?
- It is a game, isn't it, Mary Poppins?

Well, it depends on
your point of view.

You see, in every job
that must be done...

there is an element of fun.

You find the fun, and snap!

The job's a game.

And every task you undertake
becomes a piece of cake

A lark, a spree

It's very clear to see

That a spoonful of sugar

Helps the medicine go down

The medicine go down
Medicine go down

Just a spoonful of sugar
helps the medicine go down

In a most delightful way

A robin feathering his nest
has very little time to rest

While gathering his bits
of twine and twig

Though quite intent in his pursuit
he has a merry tune to toot

He knows a song
will move the job along

For a spoonful of sugar
helps the medicine go down

The medicine go down
Medicine go down

Just a spoonful of sugar
helps the medicine go down

In a most delightful way

The honeybees that fetch the nectar
from the flowers to the comb

Never tire of ever buzzing
to and fro

Because they take a little nip
from every flower that they sip

- And hence
- And hence

- They find
- They find

Their task is not a grind

Cheeky.

Don't be all day
about it, please.

Let me out!
Let me out!

Let me out!

Well, that was very...

Thank you now...

When you've quite finished!

Thank you.

That will be quite sufficient.
Hats and coats, please.

It's time for our outing
in the park.

I don't want an outing. I want
to tidy up the nursery again.

Enough is as good as a feast.
Come along, please.

Let me look at you. Well, you're not
as well turned out as I'd like.

Still, there's time.
There's time.

Spit spot! And off we go.

For a spoonful of sugar
helps the medicine go down

The medicine go down
Medicine go down

Just a spoonful of sugar
helps the medicine go down

In the most
delightful way

Chim chiminy, Chim chiminy
Chim chim cheroo

I does what I likes
And I likes

What I do

Hello, art lovers.

Today I'm a screever
and as you can see

A screever's an artist

Of highest degree

And it's all me own work
from me own memory

Well, not Royal Academy,
I suppose.

Still they're better than
a finger in your eye, ain't they?

Chim chiminy, Chim chiminy
Chim chim cheroo

I draws what I likes
and I likes what I drew

No remuneration
do I ask of you

But me cap would be glad
of a copper or two

Me cap would be glad
of a copper or two

Wait! Don't move.

Don't move a muscle.

Stay right where you are.

I'd know that silhouette
anywhere! Mary Poppins!

It's nice to see you again, Bert.
I expect you know Jane and Michael.

Well, I've seen 'em here and about.
Chasin' a kite last time, weren't it?

Mary Poppins is
taking us to the park.

To the park?
Not if I know Mary Poppins.

Other nannies take children
to the park.

When you're with Mary Poppins,
suddenly you're in places
you've never dreamed of.

And quick as you can say
"Bob's your uncle"...

the most unusual things
begin to happen.

I'm sure I haven't the faintest
idea what you're talking about.

Well mind, it's not my place to say,
but what she's probably got in mind...

is a jolly holiday
somewheres or other.

Something along these lines,
I shouldn't be surprised.

"Punting on the Thames." That's
always good if you like an outing.

Here we go.

The circus. How about a lovely
circus? Lions and tigers.

World-famous artistes performing
death-defyin' feats...

of dexterity and skill
before your very eyes.

Ta-da!

Ta-da!

Oh, that's lovely. If you please,
I'd much rather go there.

Beautiful, ain't it?
A typical English countryside...

as done by a true
and lovin' hand.

Though you can't see it,
there's a little country fair...

down that road and
uh, over the hill.

I don't see any road.

What? No road?

Just wants a bit
of somethin' here...

and a bit of somethin' there.

There. A country road suitable
for travel and high adventure.

Please may we go,
Mary Poppins? Please?

Such a lovely place. Don't you
think it's lovely, Mary Poppins?

Now's the time, Mary Poppins.
No one's lookin'.

- Please, Mary Poppins. Please!
- Please, Mary Poppins. Please!

I have no intention of making
a spectacle of myself, thank you.

All right, I'll do it myself.

- Do what?
- Bit of magic.

- A bit of magic?
- It's easy.

Let's see. You think.

You wink.

You do a double blink.

You close your eyes and jump.

Is something
'sposed to happen?

Bert, what utter nonsense!

Why do you always complicate things
that are really quite simple?

Give my your hand, please,
Michael. Don't slouch.

One, two.

Mary Poppins,
you look beautiful.

- Do you really think so?
- Cross my heart you do.
Like the day I met ya.

You look fine too, Bert.

I thought you said
there was a fair.

So I did. Down the road
behind the hill, remember?

Come on! I hear
the merry-go-round.

- Tell 'em Bert sent ya.
- Don't fall and smudge the drawing.

Ain't it a glorious day

Right as a mornin' in May

I feel like I could fly

Now, Bert.
None of your larking about.

Have you ever seen
the grass so green

Or a bluer sky

Oh, it's a jolly holiday with Mary

- Mary makes your heart so light
- You haven't changed a bit, have you?

When the day is grey
and ordinary

- Mary makes the sun shine bright
- Oh, honestly!

Oh, happiness is bloomin'
all around her

The daffodils are
smilin' at the dove

When Mary holds your hand
you feel so grand

Your heart starts beatin'
like a big brass band

- You are lightheaded.
- It's a jolly holiday with Mary

No wonder that it's Mary
that we love

Oh, it's a jolly holiday
with Mary

Mary makes your heart so light

When the day is grey
and ordinary

Mary makes the sun
shine bright

Oh, happiness is bloomin'
all around her

The daffodils are smiling at the dove
Oink, oink.

When Mary holds your hand
you feel so grand

Your heart starts beatin'
like a big brass band

It's a jolly holiday with Mary

No wonder that it's Mary
that we love

- Thank you.
- Our pleasure, Mary Poppins.

Oh, it's a jolly holiday
with you, Bert

- Gentlemen like you are few
- A vanishing breed, that's me.

Though you're just
a diamond in the rough, Bert

- Underneath your blood is blue
- Common knowledge.

You'd never think of pressing
your advantage

- Forbearance is
the hallmark of your creed
- True.

A lady needn't fear
when you are near

Your sweet gentility
is crystal clear

Oh, it's a jolly holiday
with you, Bert

A jolly, jolly holiday with you

Waiter!

Waiter!

Now then, what'd be nice?

We'll start with raspberry ice

And then some cakes and tea

- Order what you will
- There'll be no bill

It's complimentary

You're very kind.

Anything for you,
Mary Poppins.

You're our favourite person.

Right you are. It's true that...
Mavis and Sybil
have ways that are winnin'

And Prudence and Gwendolyn
set your hearts spinnin'

Phoebe's delightful
Maude is disarming

- Janice
- Felicia
- Lydia
- Charming

Cynthia's dashing, Vivian's sweet
Stephanie's smashing, Priscilla a treat

- Veronica
- Millicent
- Agnes
- And Jane

Convivial company
time and again

Dorcas and Phyllis
and Glynis are sorts

I'll agree they're
three jolly good sports

But cream of the crop
Tip of the top

Is Mary Poppins
and there we stop

When Mary holds your hand
you feel so grand

Your heart starts beatin'
like a big brass band

It's a jolly holiday with Mary

No wonder that
it's Mary that we love

No wonder that
it's Mary that we love

No wonder that
it's Mary that we love

Ya-hoo!

Ya-hoo!

Ya-hoo! Ya-hoo!

- Ya-hoo!
- Our own private merry-go-round.

Very nice.
Very nice, indeed...

if you don't wanna go nowhere.

Who says we're not
going anywhere?

Oh, guard!

Righto, Mary Poppins.

Thank you.

They're off! It's Mary Poppins
leadin' by two lengths.

Jane is second by a length.
Michael third.

My horse is the fastest.

Do you hear that, mate?
Do you wanna put up with that?

That's the ticket! Come on, my lad.
Is that the best you can do?

Hurry up, boy. Hurry up!

Not so fast, please. Michael!

Now really, Bert.
You're as bad as the children.

Sorry. Whoa, boy! Whoa!

- Whoa.
- Easy, boy. Whoa. Whoa.

Just a bit of high spirits,
Mary Poppins.

Please control yourself.
We are not on a racecourse.

Follow me, please.

- Good morning.
- Oh, yes, quite. Wha...

I say!

Have you ever?

Never!

View Halloo!

Oh, yes, definitely.
A view Halloo.

View Halloo?

Faith and begorra!
'Tis them Redcoats again!

View Halloo!
View Halloo!

View Halloo!

Oh, musha, musha.

Poor lit'I bloke.
Let's give him a hand.

Saints preserve us!

Yikes!

Tally ho! Da-doo, da-doo!

Up you go. Now hang on.

Would you look at that now?
'Tis an elegant merry-go-round horse.

Come on and fight,
you dirty omadhauns.

I can lick
the lot of ya's.

Faster, me beauty! Faster!

Oh, riders, would you be
so kind as to let me pass?

Certainly, ma'am.

- Thank you.
- Not at all, ma'am.

Excellent time, gentlemen.

- Oh, yes, quite.
- Perfect day for it, of course.

Oh. Oh, how nice.

Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

Hold still, now.
Watch for the dickie bird.

Uh, how does it feel,
Mary Poppins, winning the race?

- Oh, well I...
- Gaining fame and fortune.

- Uh, Yes.
- Having your picture taken
for the newspaper.

Uh, oh, actually,
I'm delighted.

Besides having your extreme
good looks, if I may say so.

- Oh, well, I wouldn't go...
- There probably aren't words
to describe your emotions.

Now, now, now, now,
gentlemen, please.

On the contrary,
there's a very good word.

- Am I right, Bert?
- Tell 'em what it is.

Right!

It's supercalifragilistic-expialidocious

Even though the sound of it
is something quite atrocious

If you say it loud enough
you'll always sound precocious

Supercalifragilistic-expialidocious

Um diddle diddle diddle, Um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle, Um diddle ay

Um diddle diddle diddle, Um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle, Um diddle ay

Because I was afraid to speak
when I was just a lad

Me father gave me nose a tweak
and told me I was bad

But then one day I learned
a word that saved me achin' nose

The biggest word you ever heard
and this is how it goes

Oh, supercalifragilistic-expialidocious

Even though the sound of it
is something quite atrocious

If you say it loud enough
you'll always sound precocious

Supercalifragilistic-expialidocious

Um diddle diddle diddle, Um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle, Um diddle ay

Um diddle diddle diddle, Um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle, Um diddle ay

He's travelled all around
the world and everywhere he went

He'd use his word and all would say
"There goes a clever gent"

When dukes and maharajahs
pass the time of day with me

I'd say me special word and
then they'd ask me out to tea

Ooh, supercalifragilistic-expialidocious

Even though the sound of it
is something quite atrocious

If you say it loud enough
you'll always sound precocious

Supercalifragilistic-expialidocious

Um diddle diddle diddle, Um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle, Um diddle ay

You know, you can say it
backwards, which is...

dociousaliexpistic-fragilcalirupus.

- But that's going a bit too far,
don't you think?
- Indubitably.

So when the cat has got your tongue
there's no need for dismay

- Here, here!
- Just summon up this word and
then you've got a lot to say

But better use it carefully
or it could change your life

- For example.
- Yes?

One night I said it to me girl,
and now me girl's me wife.

Ow! And a lovely thing
she is too.

She's
supercalifragilistic-expialidocious

Supercalifragilistic-expialidocious

Supercalifragilistic-expialidocious

Supercalifragilistic-expialidocious

Jane! Michael!

Stay close now.

Oh, Bert,
all your fine drawings.

Well, there's more
where they came from.

Meantime, I'm changing businesses. This
here is lovely hot chestnut weather.

- Come along, children.
- Bye, Bert.

- Bye-bye.
- Bye, Bert. Bye.

- Bye, Jane and Michael.
- Bye, Bert.

Chim chiminy, chim chiminy
Chim chim cheroo

La dum da da dum
da da da da dum

No, no, I won't take
your nasty medicine!

Do we have to, Mary Poppins?

People who get their feet wet
must learn to take their medicine.

- I don't want it. I'm not gonna...
- Oh!

Lime cordial! Delicious!

Strawberry! Mmm!

R-R-Rum punch.

Quite satisfactory.

Mary Poppins, you won't
ever leave us, will you?

- Do you have a handkerchief
under your pillow?
- Mm-hmm.

Will you stay
if we promise to be good?

Och! That's a piecrust promise.
Easily made, easily broken.

Whatever would
we do without you?

I shall stay
until the wind changes.

But, Mary Poppins,
how long will that be?

Silence, please.
It's time to go to sleep.

Oh, we couldn't possibly go to sleep! So
many lovely things have happened today.

- Did they?
- Yes! When we jumped into
Bert's chalk picture.

And we rode the merry-go-round,
and all the horses jumped off, and...

And we all went riding
in the countryside!

- Tally Ho! Tchunga! Tchunga! Yikes!
- Really?

Mary Poppins, don't you remember?
You won the horse race!

A respectable person like me in a horse
race? How dare you suggest such a thing.

But I saw you do it!

Now, not another word or I shall have
to summon the policeman. Is that clear?

It did happen! I saw it!

- Go to sleep.
- No, I don't want to go to sleep.

Mary Poppins,
we're much too excited!

Very well, suit yourselves.

Stay awake

Don't rest your head

Don't lie down

Upon your bed

While the moon drifts

In the skies

Stay awake

Don't close your eyes

Though the world

Is fast asleep

Though your pillow's

Soft and deep

You're not sleepy

As you seem

Stay awake

Don't nod

And dream

Stay awake

Don't nod

And

Dream

Glorious day, Mr Binnacle.
Glorious!

No one sleeps this morning.
Put in a double charge of powder.

A double charge?
Aye, aye, sir.

Shake things up a bit, what?

- Lovely, lovely morning, Ellen.
- Indeed it is, ma'am.

- Have you put the spoiled eggs
in my carryall?
- Yes, ma'am.

After our meeting at the Albert Hall,
we're all going to Downing Street...

to throw things
at the Prime Minister.

Oh, how distinguished
you look this morning, George.

What's all that fearful
caterwauling in the kitchen?

- It's Cook singing.
- Cook singing? What's wrong with her?

She's happy as a cricket.
As a matter of fact...

since you hired Mary Poppins,
the most extraordinary thing...

- seems to have come over the household.
- Is that so?

Take Ellen for instance.
She hasn't broken a dish all morning.

- Really? Well, that is extraordinary.
- And another thing.

She and Cook usually fight like
cats and dogs, but today...

- Let me hold the door
for you, Ellen dear.
- Thanks ever so, ducks.

Ellen, stop making
that offensive noise!

And shut the window!
That bird's giving me a headache.

Yes, sir.

Quiet! You're giving
the master an headache.

I'm so sorry you're not feeling
well this morning, George.

Who said I'm not feeling well?
I'm fit as a fiddle.

I just don't understand why everyone's
so confoundedly cheerful!

Supercalifragilistic-expialidocious

Supercalifragilistic-expialidocious

- Supercalifragilistic-expialidocious
- How lovely. Thank you, my darling.

Supercalifragilistic-expialidocious

Supercalifragilistic-expialidocious

- Stop! Stop! Stop!
- Good morning, Father.

- Good morning.
- Mary Poppins taught us
the most wonderful words.

Supercalifragilistic-expialidocious

What on earth are you
talking about? Supercali...

Super... Or whatever
the infernal thing is.

It's something to say
when you don't know what to say.

Yes, well, I always know what to say.
Go on, hurry along, please.

Yes, Father.
Supercalifragilistic-expialidocious

Winifred, will you be good enough
to explain this unseemly hullabaloo?

I don't think there's anything
to explain. Do you?

It's obvious that you're
out of sorts this morning.

The children just came in
to make you feel better.

I should like to make one thing
quite clear, once and for all.

I am not out of sorts.
I am in a perfectly equable mood.

I do not require
being made to feel better!

But you're always saying that you wanted
a cheerful and pleasant household.

Winifred, I should like to make
a slight differentiation...

between the word cheerful and
just plain giddy irresponsibility.

Excuse me, dear.
Posts, everyone, please!

I have no objection to anyone
being cheerful or pleasant.

But I do expect
a certain decorum.

I can tell you one thing, Winifred.
I don't propose standing idly by...

and letting that woman, Mary Poppins,
undermine the discipline and...

There's something odd,
I may say extremely odd...

about the behaviour of this household
since that woman arrived.

- And I want you to know
that I've noticed it!
- Yes, dear.

- One thing more.
- Yes, dear?

I suggest you have
this piano repaired.

When I sit down to an instrument,
I like to have it in tune.

But, George, you don't play.

Madam, that is entirely
beside the point!

Now, let me see. First of all,
we must go to the piano tuners.

And then we go to Mrs Cory's sh...

Mrs Cory's shop for some gingerbread.
Ah, gingerbread!

And then we go to the fishmonger's,
I think, for a nice dover sole...

and a pint of prawns.

Uh, Michael,
stop stravaging along behind.

Ahoy, there! Ahoy!

- Good day to you!
- Good morning, Admiral.

Michael, what fine adventure
are we off upon today?

Going to fight the Hottentots?
Dig for buried treasure?

We're going to buy some fish.

Very good! Proceed at flank speed.

Aye, aye, sir.

Let's put our backs
into it, lad.

More spit and polish.
That's what's wanted around here.

It's Andrew!

Uh, not so fast, please. I can't
understand a word you're saying.

Again? Och!
Oh, the poor man!

Bless you.

Well, yes, of course. There's not
a moment to lose. I'll go straightaway.

And thank you very much.

- What did he say?
- He said, "You're welcome".

- What else did he say?
- I don't think he said anything.

You know best, as usual.

- I thought we were gonna buy some fish.
- There's been a change of plans.

Come along, please.
Don't straggle.

Andrew, worrying
won't help anyone.

Why don't you go home
and put your feet up?

- Oh, Bert, I'm glad you're here.
- I came over the moment I heard.

Well, how is he?

- I've never seen him as bad
as this, and that's the truth.
- Oh!

How about them?
It's contagious, you know.

- Shall we get spots?
- Oh, highly unlikely.

- Oh, Uncle Albert!
- Oh, bless me. Bless my soul.

It's Mary Poppins!
I'm delight...

- I'm delighted to see you, Mary.
- Uncle Albert, you promised!

Oh, I kn... I know, I...

But I tried.
Really, I did, my dear. I...

But I so enjoy laughing,
you know? And, well...

And when I start,
it's all up with the...

That's what happens to me.

I love to laugh!
Oh, my goodness!

I can't help it. You can see that.

I just like laughing,
that's all.

Jane, don't you dare!
You'll only make him worse.

- It's really quite serious!
- Yes, whatever you do,
keep a straight face.

Last time, it took us
three days to get him down.

I love to laugh

Loud and long and clear

I love to laugh

It's getting worse every year

The more I laugh

The more I fill with glee

- You're no help at all.
- The more the glee

The more I'm a merrier me

It's embarrassing.

The more I'm a merrier me

Some people laugh
through their noses

Sounding something like this

Dreadful!

Some people laugh through
their teeth, goodness sakes

Hissing and fizzing like snakes

Not at all attractive
to my way of thinking.

Some laugh too fast

Some only blast

Others, they twitter like birds

You know, you're as bad as he is.

Then there's that kind
what can't make up their mind

When things
strike me as funny

I can't hide it inside and squeak

As the squeakelers do

I've got to let go
with a ho ho ho ho

And laugh

Too

How nice!

I was hoping you'd turn up.

- Turn up!
- We always have such a jolly time.

We love to laugh

Loud and long and clear

We love to laugh

So everybody can hear

The more you laugh

Whoops, don't you two start.
Come back down here.

The more you fill with glee

The more the glee

The more we're a merrier we

Oh, welcome, children! Welcome!
Make yourselves comfortable.

That's right.
Pull up a chair.

Oh, pull up...

I must say, you're a sight,
the lot of you!

Speaking of sight,
it reminds me of me brother.

He's got a nice cushy job
in a watch factory.

In a watch factory?
What does he do?

He stands about all day
and makes faces!

He makes faces
in a watch fact...

You made that up. I know.

That's so good!

Such behaviour!

Well, it's the most
disgraceful sight I've ever seen,
or my name isn't Mary Poppins.

Speaking of names, I know a man
with a wooden leg named Smith.

What's the name
of his other leg?

Wasn't that funny?
What's the name of his other...

Now, then, children,
it's time for tea.

I will not have
my schedule interrupted.

Oh, please stay. Look, I have
a splendid tea all ready for you.

And it's getting cold!

Well, I had hoped that maybe,
that you would just, that...

Splendid! Thank you very much!

Keep your feet back. Mind the bread
and butter. Now, watch it, children.

I knew she could bring it off.
And a proper tea it is too.

Next thing, I suppose,
you'll be wanting me to pour out.

Oh, well. If I must, I must.

If you'll just stop behaving
like a pack of laughing hyenas!

- Two lumps, Uncle Albert?
- Yes, please.

- Uh, Bert?
- Uh, no, no, thank you. No sugar for me.

I'm so glad you came.
It wouldn't be any fun without you.

Here, and you may pour some milk
for Michael and yourself.

Nice weather we're having this
time of year, don't you think?

Oh, yeah.
Uh, speaking of weather...

the other day
when it was so cold...

a friend of mine went to buy
some long underwear, you know.

The shopkeeper said to him,
"How long do you want it?"

And my friend said,
"Well, from about September to March."

Jane! Control yourself!

Children, will you please
sit up properly at the table?

- Your tea, Uncle Albert.
- Oh, thank you, my dear.

I'm having such a good time. I wish that
you could all stay up here all the time.

We'll jolly well have to.
There's no way to get down.

Oh, no, there is a way.

Frankly I,
I don't like to mention it...

because you have to think
of something sad.

Then do get on with it, please!

Let me see.

I've got the very thing.

Yesterday when the lady
next door answered the bell,
there was a man there.

And the man said to the lady,
"I'm terribly sorry.
I just ran over your cat."

- Oh, that's sad.
- The poor cat.

And then the man said,
"I'd like to replace your cat."

And the lady said,
"That's all right with me, but
how are you at catching mice?"

Well, you know I started out sad.
I, I try, really I do.

But, but everything ends up
so hilarious, I can't...

I can't help...

That will be quite enough of that!

It's time to go home.

- Oh, that is sad.
- Oh, no!

Oh, that's sad. That's
the saddest thing I ever heard.

Come along, children. Spit spot!

Must you really go?

You know, people come to see me
all the time, you know.

And, and we have such a lovely time,
and then they have to go home.

And, and I'm very, very sad
about the whole thing.

Don't worry.
We'll come back soon.

We had a lovely time.

Uh, keep an eye on Uncle Albert,
will you, Bert?

- I'll sit with him a while.
- Thank you. Come on.

Uncle Albert, I got a jolly joke
I saved for just such an occasion.

- Would you like to hear it?
- I'd be so grateful.

Righto. Well,
it's about me granddad, see?

And one night,
he had a nightmare, he did.

- So scared that he chewed
his pillow to bits.
- Yes.

- To bits.
- Yes.
- Next morning I says...

- "How do you feel, Granddad?"
- Yes.

He says, "Oh, not bad.
A little down in the mouth!"

Yeah, I always say there's
nothing like a good joke.

No. And that was nothing
like a good joke! That...

Bit late tonight,
aren't you, Banks?

I say, Banks!
Is anything the matter, Banks?

Banks!

- Oh, Father, we're so glad you're home!
- Want to hear a joke?

We had the most wonderful
afternoon with Mary Poppins.

Speaking of afternoons,
the joke goes like this.

I know a man with a wooden leg
named Smith.

Smith? We don't know anyone
called Smith.

And there was a second chap,
and the second chap says,
"What's the name of his other leg?"

And we had a lovely tea party
on the ceiling!

Oh, children,
please be quiet.

Mary Poppins says if we're good,
she'll take us there again.

Oh. Oh, Mary Poppins
said that, did she?

Will you please return
to your room.

Mary Poppins, will you
be kind enough to come with me?

As you wish.

Mary Poppins, I very much regret
what I must say to you.

- Good evening, George.
Is anything the matter?
- I'm afraid there is.

I, I'd love to stay, but I have
to dress for my rally in Hampstead.

Winifred, it is my wish
that you be present!

Oh, yes, George,
of course.

Mary Poppins, I must confess I am
extremely disappointed in you.

She's for it now. I've heard
the master do this speech before.

I don't deny that I am partially
responsible for allowing the children...

to spend their days on worthless
frivolity to the exclusion of all else!

But it is high time they learned
the seriousness of life!

But, George,
they're only children.

Precisely. And in the light
of what has happened...

George, are you certain
you know what you're doing?

I believe I do, Winifred.

A British bank
is run with precision

A British home
requires nothing less

Tradition, discipline and rules
must be the tools

Without them disorder, chaos

Moral disintegration

- In short you have a ghastly mess
- I quite agree.

The children must be moulded
shaped and taught

That life's a looming battle
to be faced and fought

In short, I am disturbed to hear
my children talking about...

popping in and out
of chalk pavement pictures...

consorting with racehorse
persons, fox hunting.

Yes, well I don't mind
that quite so much.

At any rate,
it's traditional.

But tea parties on the ceiling?
I ask you.

Having tea parties on the
ceiling and highly-questionable
outings of every other kind!

If they must go on outings
These outings ought to be

Fraught with purpose
Yes, and practicality

These silly words like

Superca... Super...

- Superca...
- Supercalifragilistic-expialidocious.

Yes, well done. You said it.

And popping through pictures

Have little use
Fulfil no basic need

They've got to learn
the honest truth

Despite their youth
They must learn

- About the life you lead
- Exactly.

They must feel the thrill
of totting up a balanced book

- A thousand ciphers neatly in a row
- Quite right.

When gazing at a graph
that shows the profits up

- Their little cup of joy should overflow
- Precisely!

- It's time they learned
to walk in your footsteps
- My footsteps.

- To tread your straight
and narrow path with pride
- With pride.

Tomorrow just as you suggest
Pressed and dressed

Jane and Michael
will be at your side

Splendid!
You hit the nail right on the...

At my side?
Where are we going?

To the bank, of course,
exactly as you proposed.

- I proposed?
- Of course.

Now, if you'll excuse me. Tomorrow's
an important day for the children.

I shall see they have a proper
night's sleep. Good night.

Winifred, did I say that I was going
to take the children to the bank?

- It certainly sounded that way, dear.
- Oh.

And why not?
A capital idea!

Just the medicine they need
for all this slipshod, sugary...

female thinking they get
around here all day long.

Quite right. Good idea.
Quite right.

Good idea. Quite right.

Mary Poppins,
we won't let you go!

Go? What on earth
are you talking about?

- Didn't you get sacked?
- Sacked? Certainly not!
I am never sacked!

- Oh, Mary Poppins!
- Hurrah, hurray, hurray,

- hurray, hurray, hurray...
- Neither am I a maypole.
Kindly stop spinning about me.

- But?
- Goats butt, birds fly...

and children who are going on an outing
with their father must get some sleep.

- Come along, please.
- An outing with Father?

- Yes.
- I don't believe it.

- He's never taken us
on an outing before.
- He's never taken us anywhere.

- However did you manage it?
- Manage what?

You must've put the idea
in his head somehow.

What an impertinent thing to say!

Me putting ideas into
people's heads? Really!

- Where's he taking us?
- To the bank.

Oh, Michael, the city!
And we'll see all the sights,
and Father can point them out to us.

Well, most things he can.

But sometimes a person we love
through no fault of his own...

- can't see past the end of his nose.
- Past the end of his nose?

Yes. Sometimes a little thing
can be quite important.

Oh, look! The cathedral.

Father passes that every day.
He sees that.

Early each day
to the steps of St Paul's

The little old
bird woman comes

In her own special way

To the people she calls

Come buy my bags

Full of crumbs

Come feed the little birds

Show them you care

And you'll be glad
if you do

Their young ones are hungry

Their nests are so bare

All it takes is tuppence from you

Feed the birds

Tuppence a bag

Tuppence, tuppence

Tuppence a bag

Feed the birds

That's what she cries

While overhead

Her birds fill the skies

All around the cathedral
the saints and apostles

Look down as she sells her wares

Although you can't see it

You know they are smiling

Each time someone shows

That he cares

Though her words

Are simple and few

Listen, listen

She's calling to you

Feed the birds

Tuppence a bag

Tuppence, tuppence

Tuppence a bag

Though her words

Are simple and few

Listen, listen

She's calling to you

Feed the birds

Tuppence a bag

Tuppence, tuppence

Tuppence

A bag

Now remember that a bank is
a quiet and decorous place,
so we must be on our best behaviour.

- But I thought it was your bank.
- Yes, well, I'm one
of the younger officers...

so in a sense it is, sort of.

Michael, look!

- It's her!
- Who?

- It's who?
- The bird woman. Just where
Mary Poppins said she would be.

- You do see her, don't you, Father?
- Well, of course I can see her.

Do you think I can't see
past the end of my nose?

Listen, Father,
she's saying it.

Feed the birds.
Tuppence a bag.

Well, of course she's saying it.
What else would she be saying?

- Please may we feed the birds?
- Whatever for?

- I have tuppence from my money box.
- Just this once, please?

Waste your money on a lot of
ragamuffin birds? Certainly not.

- But Mary Poppins...
- I am not interested
in what Mary Poppins says.

Nor do I wish to keep hearing
her name for the remainder
of the day. Now come along!

But it's my tuppence!

Michael, I will not permit you
to throw your money away!

When we get to the bank, I shall show
you what may be done with your tuppence.

And I think you'll find it
extremely interesting.

Hello, Banks.
What's all this about?

- These are my children, Mr Dawes.
- Well, so I assumed.

- But why are they here?
- They wish to open an account, sir.

- Oh, indeed?
- Yes.

And just how much money
do you have, young man?

- Tuppence. But I want it
to feed the birds.
- Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

Tuppence?

Tuppence? Precisely how I started.

That's the chairman of the bank,
the elder Mr Dawes.

A giant in the world of finance.

- A giant?
- Shh, shh, shh.

Uh, Father, these
are Banks's children.

- They want to open an account.
- Oh, they do, do they, boy?

Excellent. Excellent.

We can al-always use...

al-always use more money to, to put
to work for the bank, can't we, boy?

So, you have tuppence?

May I be permitted to see it?

No. I want it to feed the birds!

Fiddlesticks, boy! Feed the birds
and what have you got? Fat birds!

But if you invest your tuppence

Wisely in the bank

Safe and sound

Soon that tuppence
safely invested in the bank

Will compound

And you'll achieve
that sense of conquest

As your affluence expands

In the hands

Of the directors

Who invest

As propriety demands

- May I, sir?
- Carry on, Banks.

You see, Michael,
you'll be part of...

- Railways through Africa
- Exactly!

- Dams across the Nile
- The ships. Tell them about the ships.

- Fleets of ocean greyhounds
- More, tell them more!

Majestic self-amortizing canals

Oh, it fires the imagination!

Plantations of ripening

Tea

All from

Tuppence prudently
thriftily, frugally

- Invested in the
- To be specific

In the Dawes, Tomes
Mousley, Grubbs

Fidelity Fiduciary Bank

- Very well, my boy, give me the money.
- No, I won't! I want it
to feed the birds.

- Banks!
- Yes, sir. Now, Michael.

When you deposit tuppence
in a bank account

- Go on!
- Soon you'll see

- Tell him more!
- That it blooms into credit
of a generous amount

Semiannually

And you'll achieve
that sense of stature

As your influence expands

To the high financial strata

That established credit
now commands

You can purchase
first and second trust deeds.

Think of the foreclosures!

Bonds, chattels,
dividends, shares.

- Bankruptcies.
- Debtor sales.

- Opportunities.
- All manner of private enterprise.

- Shipyards.
- The mercantile.

- Collieries.
- Tanneries.

- Corporations.
- Amalgamations.
- Banks!

While stand
the banks of England...

England stands.

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

When fall
the banks of England...

England falls!

You see, Michael?
All for the lack of...

Tuppence
patiently, cautiously

trustingly
invested in the

To be specific
In the

Dawes, Tomes,
Mousley, Grubbs

Fidelity Fiduciary Bank

Welcome to our
joyful family of investors.

Give it back!
Gimme back my money!

- Michael, behave.
- Banks!
- Give it to me!

- Michael, behave. Jane! Jane!
- Gimme back my money!

Jane! Michael!
Michael! Michael!

- Gimme back my money!
- Michael!

There's something wrong. The bank
won't give someone their money!

Well, I'm going to get mine! Come along,
young man! I want every penny!

- And mine too!
- And give me mine too!

Stop all payments.
Stop all payments.

- Michael! Jane!
- Give me my money!

- Children, come back here.
- Stop those children.
- Jane! Michael!

Gimme my money back!
I want my money!

Come on.

Stop those children!

Stop those children!

Come with me, my dears.
Granny'll hide you!

- Here, here, half a mo.
- Leave her alone! Leave my sister alone!

Easy, now. Your old friend
ain't gonna hurt ya.

Bert, it's you!

In the flesh,
and at your service.

- You're filthy!
- Oh, perhaps a smudge or two.

It so happens that today
I'm a chimney sweep.

Oh, Bert, we're so frightened.

Now, now, don't take on so.

Bert'll take care of you
like I was your own father.

- Now, who's after you?
- Father is.

- What?
- He brought us to see his bank.

I don't know what we did,
but it must've been something dreadful.

He sent the police after us,
and the Army and everything.

Michael, don't exaggerate.

Well, now, there must be
some mistake.

Your dad's a fine gentleman
and he loves ya!

I don't think so. You should've
seen the look on his face.

He doesn't like us at all.

Well, now that
don't seem likely, does it?

It's true.

Let's sit down.

You know, begging your pardon...

but the one my heart
goes out to is your father.

There he is in that cold,
heartless bank day after day...

hemmed in by mounds
of cold, heartless money.

I don't like to see
any living thing caged up.

Father in a cage?

They makes cages in all
sizes and shapes, you know.

Bank-shaped some of 'em,
carpets and all.

Father's not in trouble. We are.

Oh, sure about that, are you?

Look at it this way. You've got
your mother to look after you.

And Mary Poppins,
and Constable Jones and me.

Who looks after your father?
Tell me that.

When something terrible happens,
what does he do?

Fends for himself, he does.

Who does he tell about it? No one!

Don't blab his troubles at home.

He just pushes on at his job,
uncomplaining and alone and silent.

- He's not very silent!
- Michael, be quiet.

Bert, do you think Father
really needs our help?

Well, not my place to say.

I only observe that a father can
always do with a bit of help.

Come on, I'll take you home.

Chim chiminy, chim chiminy
Chim chim cheree

A sweep is as lucky
as lucky can be

Chim chiminy, chim chiminy
Chim chim cheroo

Good luck will rub off
when I shakes hands with you

Or blow me a kiss

And that's lucky too

Now as the ladder of life
has been strung

You might think a sweep's
on the bottommost rung

Though I spends me time
in the ashes and smoke

In this whole wide world
there's no happier bloke

Chim chiminy, chim chiminy
Chim chim cheree

A sweep is as lucky
as lucky can be

Chim chiminy, chim chiminy
Chim chim cheroo

Good luck will rub off
when I shakes hands with you

Chim chiminy, chim chiminy
Chim chim cheree

A sweep is as lucky
as lucky can be

Chim chiminy, chim chiminy
Chim chim cheroo

Good luck will rub off
when I shakes hands with you

Oh, Ellen, see who that is,
and send them away.

- I'm dreadfully late!
- Yes, ma'am.

- Well, I'll be gettin' along now.
- Oh, please stay till Father comes home.

He'll feel much better
if you shake hands with him.

- It's the children, ma'am.
- Oh, I thought they were
with their father.

You haven't been running off again, have
you? You know how terribly it upsets me.

Oh, they haven't exactly
been running away, ma'am.

They have had bit of a fright, though.
Need someone to look after 'em.

Oh, of course!
Mary Poppins will.

Oh, no, it's her day off!

- Ellen, I wonder if you would...
- No, ma'am. I haven't done
me brasses yet.

- Well, will you ask Mrs Brill?
- Not for a hundred quid, ma'am.

This here is baking day,
and you know how Cook is!

What about you, sir?

You've been so kind
in looking after the children.

Wh... Uh, me, ma'am? W-Well, well,
I-I-I have to be moving along.

The Lord Mayor's got
a stopped-up chimney.

Chimney. How clever of you to know.

Our drawing room chimney's in the most
ghastly condition. Smokes incessantly.

- W-W...
- Thank you so much!

- But...
- Besides, it'll amuse the children.

The Lord Mayor's gonna be
terrible put out.

Oh, thank you so much.
I do appreciate it.

I must hurry. Our gallant ladies
in prison are waiting for me
to lead them in song!

Goodbye, my darlings.
See you soon.

I choose me bristles
with pride, yes, I do

A broom for the shaft
and a brush for the flue

Oh, it's awfully dark
and gloomy up there.

There now. You see
how wrong people can be?

That there is what you might call
a doorway to a place of enchantment.

Up where the smoke
is all billowed and curled

'Tween pavement and stars

Is the chimney sweep world

When there's hardly no day

Nor hardly no night

There's things half in shadow

And halfway in light

On the rooftops of London

Coo, what a sight.

I do wish we could go up there.

So do I! I like chimneys.

Oh, rightly so!
A chimney is a wondrous thing.

She's built tall
right up there on the roof.

When the wind is just right,
it blows across her top...

then draws the smoke
right up the flue.

Here. Feel the pull
on the end of that brush.

It's like I got a whale on
the end of the line, ain't it?

Michael, be careful. You never know
what may happen around a fireplace.

Oh, bother!

Michael! Michael,
come back down here.

Michael! Michael, where are you?

Well, that's a bit awkward.
I must say!

Bert, I'll thank you to stop
putting ideas in their heads!

- There goes the other one.
- Shall I go after 'em?

Well, we can't have them gallivanting
up there like kangaroos, can we?

Michael, don't be frightened.
Everything's going...

Will you put your things on at once?

Hurry up, please. Spit spot!

- Here you are! I thought you'd left us.
- We didn't mean to.

Well, no harm done.
The truth is...

this is what you might call
a fortuitous circumstance.

Look there.

A trackless jungle
just waiting to be explored.

- Why not, Mary Poppins?
- Oh, please, Mary Poppins?
- Please!

Oh, well. If we must, we must.

Fall in.

Look lively, look lively.
Jump to it! Jump to it!

Get in line. Attention!

A-show arms!

A-right turn!

Quick march!

Hello there!

It's just good, clean soot, Michael.

- As far as we go, right?
- Not at all.

What did I tell ya?
There's the whole world at your feet.

And who gets to see it, but the birds,
the stars and the chimney sweeps?

Quite nice, but we should
all get in out of the night air.

Follow me, please.

Chim chiminy, chim chiminy
Chim chim cheree

When you're with a sweep
you're in glad company

Nowhere is there
a more happier crew

Then them what sings
chim chim cheree, chim cheroo

Chim chiminy chim chim

Cheree chim cheroo

- Cheroo!
- Cheroo!
- Cheroo!
- Cheroo!

- Cheroo!
- Cheroo!

It's all me pals!

Step in time!
Step in time!

- Step in time!
- Step in time!
- Step in time!

Step in time!

Step in time, step in time
Come on, mateys, step in time

Step in time

Step in time, step in time
step in time, step in time

Never need a reason, Never need a rhyme
We step in time, we step in time

- Kick your knees up!
- Kick your knees up, Step in time

Kick your knees up, step in time
Never need a reason, Never need a rhyme

Kick your knees up
step in time

- Round the chimney!
- Round the chimney, Step in time

Round the chimney, step in time
Never need a reason, Never need a rhyme

Round the chimney
We step in time

- Clap like a birdie.
- Clap like a birdie, Step in time

Clap like a birdie, step in time
Never need a reason, Never need a rhyme

Clap like a birdie
In time

- Up on the railing.
- Up on the railing, Step in time

Up on the railing, step in time
Never need a reason, Never need a rhyme

Up on the railing
Step in time

- Over the rooftops!
- Over the rooftops, Step in time

Over the rooftops, step in time
Never need a reason, Never need a rhyme

Step it time, over the rooftops
over the rooftops

Link your elbows!

Link your elbows, step in time
Link your elbows, step in time

Link your elbows
link your elbows, link your elbows

Step in time, step in time
Step in time, step in time

Never need a reason, Never need a rhyme
When you step in time, You step in time

Mary Poppins, step in time!

There you go, Mary Poppins!

Lucky old Bert!

Come on, Mary Poppins!

Here we go, mate!

Here we go!

Make room for her! Go!

- Ain't she marvellous?
- Ain't she beautiful?

Lovely. Tell your mum!

Hello, hello, hello!

- More! More!
- Mary, do it again!
- Come on, Mary, do it again.

Here we go.

- We're being attacked by Hottentots!
- Aye, aye, sir.

Cheeky devils!
Give 'em what for!

- Empty the shot lockers!
- Aye, aye, sir!

Move along, Mr Binnacle. Handsomely now.
Teach the beggars a lesson.

- Gun ready, sir.
- Stand by.

Fire!

Fire!

Well hit, sir!
Very well hit!

Aah! They're at it again!

They're at it again, Step it time
At it again, Step in time

They're at it again
Step in time

- Ow!
- Ow, step in time

Ow, step in time
Never need a reason, Never need a rhyme

- Whoa!
- Step in time

Oh, Ellen,
when you have a second.

Votes for women, step in time
Votes for women, step in time

Oh, no, really,
not at the moment.

- Votes for women
- Votes for women!

- It's the master!
- It's the master, step in time
It's the master, step in time

- What's all this?
- What's all this
- What's all this?
- What's all this

What's all this
What's all this, What's all this

- Link your elbows, step in time
- What's all this?

- Kick your knees up
- What's all this?
- Step in time

- Kick your knees up, Kick your knees up
- Bert.
- Kick your knees up

Kick your knees up in time

- Good luck, guv'nor.
- Lovely time!

Had an elegant time, guv'nor.

Good luck, guv'nor.

Oh, Father, every one
of those sweeps shook your hand.

You're going to be the
luckiest person in the world!

- Come along, children. Spit spot.
- Just a moment, Mary Poppins.

What is the meaning of this outrage?

- I beg your pardon?
- Will you be good enough
to explain all this?

First of all, I would like
to make one thing quite clear.

Yes?

I never explain anything.

Yes. Banks here.

Mr Dawes! I'm most dreadfully
sorry, sir, about what happened
at the bank today.

I can assure you that...
Tonight, sir?

Yes, Banks. We'll expect you
at 9:00 precisely.

- Without fail.
- Without fail.

Why, yes, Banks.

It's extremely serious.

We regret this course of action.

We regret this course of action.

After all, you have been with us
a good many years.

- After all, you have been
with us a good many years.
- As was your father before you.

As was your father before you.

Yes, Mr Dawes.
I shall be there at 9:00.

A man has dreams
of walking with giants.

To carve his niche
in the edifice of time.

Before the mortar of his zeal

Has a chance to congeal

The cup is dashed from his lips!

The flame is snuffed a-borning.

He's brought to wrack
and ruin in his prime.

Life is a rum go, guv'nor.
And that's the truth.

You know what I think?
It's that woman Mary Poppins.

From the moment she stepped into this
house, things began to happen to me!

- Mary Poppins?
- Yes, yes, of course.

My world was calm

Well-ordered
Exemplary.

Then came this person

With chaos in her wake

And now my life's ambitions go

With one fell blow

It's quite a bitter pill

To take.

It's that Poppins woman!
She did it!

I know the very person you mean.

Mary Poppins.
She's the one what sings...

A spoonful of sugar

That is all it takes

It changes bread and water

Into tea and cakes

You see? That's exactly what I mean!

Changing bread and water
into tea and cakes! Indeed!

No wonder everything's
higgledy-piggledy here.

A spoonful of sugar

Goes a long, long way

Have yourself a healthy helpin'

Every day

An healthy helpin' of trouble,
if you ask me.

Do you know what she did?
I realize it now.

She tricked me into taking
Jane and Michael to the bank.

That's how all the trouble started.

- Tricked you into taking
the children on an outing?
- Yes.

Outrageous!

A man with all the important
things you have to do. Shameful!

You're a man
of high position.

Esteemed by your peers.

And when your little
tykes are cryin'

You haven't time
to dry their tears

And see them
grateful little faces

Smilin' up at you

Because their dad

He always knows just what to do

- Well, I mean, look, I,
I don't think I ca...
- Like you say, guv'nor.

You've got
to grind, grind, grind

At that grindstone

Though childhood slips

Like sand through a sieve

And all too soon
they've up and grown

And then they've flown

And it's too late

For you to give

Just that spoonful of sugar

To help the medicine go down

The medicine go down

Medicine go down

Well, goodbye, guv'nor.
Sorry to have troubled you.

Father?

We're sorry about the tuppence.

We didn't know it would
cause you so much trouble.

Here, Father,
you can have the tuppence.

Will that make everything all right?

Thank you.

Come in!

Take your hat off, Banks.

Good evening, gentlemen.

Well, get on with it. Go on.

Uh, yes, Father.

In 1773, an official
of this bank...

unwisely loaned
a large sum of money...

to finance a shipment of tea
to the American colonies.

- Do you know what happened?
- Yes, sir. Yes, I think I do.

Uh, uh, as the ship lay
in Boston Harbor...

uh, a party of the colonists
dressed as red Indians...

uh, boarded the vessel,
behaved very rudely, and,
and threw all the tea overboard.

This made the tea
unsuitable for drinking...

even for Americans.

Precisely.
The loan was defaulted.

Panic ensued within these walls.

There was a run on the bank!

From that time to this, sir...

there has not been
a run on this bank...

until today!

A run, sir, caused by the
disgraceful conduct of your son.

- Do you deny it?
- I do not deny it, sir.

And I shall be only too glad
to assume responsibility for my son.

- What are you waiting for?
Get on with it!
- Uh, y-yes, Father.

- No, not that!
- Steady on.

Well, do you have
anything to say, Banks?

Well, sir,
they do say that...

when there's nothing to say,
all you can say i...

Confound it, Banks! I said,
do you have anything to say?

- Just one word, sir.
- Yes?

Supercalifragilistic-expialidocious.

What?

Supercalifragilistic-expialidocious.

Mary Poppins was right.
It's extraordinary.
It does make you feel better!

What are you talking about, man?
There's no such word.

Oh, yes. It is a word.
A perfectly good word, actually.

Do you know what there's
no such thing as?

It turns out, with due respect,
when all is said and done...

that there's
no such thing as you!

- Impertinence, sir!
- Speaking of impertinence...

would you like to hear
a perfectly marvellous joke?

- A real snapper!
- Joke? Snapper?

Yes. There are these two wonderful
young people, Jane and Michael.

And they meet one day on the street,
and Jane says to Michael...

"I know a man with
a wooden leg named Smith."

And Michael says, "Really?
What's the name of his other leg?"

The man's gone mad.
Call the guard!

Supercalifragilistic-expialidocious.
I'm feeling better all the time!

Banks, don't you dare
strike my father!

There's the tuppence.
The wonderful, fateful...

supercalifragilistic-expialidocious
tuppence.

- Guard it well. Goodbye!
- Banks, where are you going?

I don't know. I might pop
through a chalk pavement picture,

and go for an outing
in the country.

Or I might seize a horse off
a merry-go-round, and win the Derby!

Or I might just fly a kite!
Only Poppins would know!

- Poppins?
- My nanny. She's the one who
sings that ridiculous song.

A spoonful of sugar
makes the medicine go down

The medicine go down

The medicine go down
The medicine...

Mad as a March hare.

A wooden leg named Smith.

A wooden leg named Smith.

A wooden le...

Father? Father!

Father, come down!

Daddy! Daddy, come back!

Wind's come around,
blowing dead on from the west!

She doesn't care
what happens to us.

She only promised to stay till the wind
changed. Isn't that right, Mary Poppins?

Will you bring me
my hat stand, please?

Mary Poppins,
don't you love us?

And what would happen to me,
may I ask...

if I loved all the children
I said goodbye to?

Yes, sir, that's right.
George W. Banks.

17 Cherry Tree Lane.

About six foot one,
I'd say, sir.

Oh, yes, we rang up his bank
first thing this morning.

The only thing we discovered was,
he'd been discharged last night.

No telling what he might do
in a fit of despondency.

Wouldn't hurt to have them
drag the river.

There's a nice spot there by
Suffolk Bridge. Popular with jumpers.

Really, Ellen!

He seemed to have been
a fine, stable gentleman, sir.

No hanky-panky,
if you know what I mean.

- Oh, regular habits, sir.
Well, far as anyone knows.
- The medicine go down

The medicine go down

- Just a spoonful of sugar
- It's him!

- Helps the medicine
- Or something that sounds like him.

- Go down
- Mrs Banks, could we have
a little less noise...

- on the premises? I can't make
out what the inspector's sayin'.
- In the most delightful way

Just a spoonful of sugar

- Makes the medicine go down
- George!

Oh, George, you didn't jump
in the river.

How sensible of you.

It's all right, sir.
He's been found!

No, alive!

Or so I presume.
He's a-kissin' a-Mrs. Banks.

I've been so worried.
What happened at the bank?

I've been sacked, discharged,
flung into the street.

A spoonful of sugar
makes the medicine go down

Gone off his crumpet.
That's what he's done.

- The medicine go down
- Dotty as you please.

George, what on earth
were you doing in the cellar?

You'll see in a moment.
Where are the children? Jane? Michael?

- Your father's calling you.
- It doesn't sound like Father.

- Jane? Michael?
- Run along. Spit spot!

You won't go, Mary Poppins,
will you?

Spit spot.

He mended it!

- It's wonderful!
- However did you manage it?

With tuppence for paper and strings

You can have
your own set of wings

With your feet on the ground
You're a bird in flight

With your fist holding tight

To the string of your kite

Oh, oh, oh

Let's go fly a kite

Up to the highest height

Let's go fly a kite

And send it soaring

Up through the atmosphere

Up where the air is clear

Oh, let's go fly a kite

A proper kite needs a proper tail,
don't you think?

That's what I said, sir.
Go fly a kite!

Oh, no, sir. No,
I, I don't mean you personally.

Let's go fly a kite

Up to the highest height

Let's go fly a kite

And send it soaring

Up through the atmosphere

Up where the air is clear

Oh, let's go fly a kite

When you send it flying up there

All at once
you're lighter than air

You can dance on the breeze
over houses and trees

With your fist holding tight

To the string of your kite

- Oh, oh, oh
- Now!

Let's go fly a kite

Up to the highest height

Let's go fly a kite

And send it soaring

Oh, there you are, Banks.

I want to congratulate you.

Capital bit of humour.
Wooden leg named Smith.

Or Jones or whatever it was.

Father died laughing.

- Oh, I'm so sorry, sir.
- Oh, no, nonsense.
Nothing to be sorry about.

Never seen him happier
in his life.

He left an opening
for a new partner.

Congratulations.

Thank you, sir.
Thank you very much indeed, sir.

Up through the atmosphere

Up where the air is clear

Oh, let's go

Fly a kite

That's gratitude for you.

- Didn't even say goodbye.
- No, they didn't.

Look at them. You know, they think more
of their father than they do of you.

- That's as it should be.
- Well, don't you care?

Practically perfect people never permit
sentiment to muddle their thinking.

Is that so? Well, I'll tell you
one thing, Mary Poppins,
you don't fool me a bit.

- Oh, really?
- Yes, really. I know exactly how
you feel about these children.

And if you think I'm gonna keep
my mouth shut any longer, I...

That will be quite enough
of that, thank you.

Goodbye, Mary Poppins.
Don't stay away too long.

Oh, oh, oh

Let's go fly a kite

Up to the highest height

Let's go fly a kite

And send it soaring

Up through the atmosphere

Up where the air is clear

Oh, let's go

Fly a kite