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[school bell rings]
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- Okay, this all looks
good, Gretta.
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- Thank you!
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- Oh, wait, you missed one
thing- your previous school.
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- Her highness was
educated by royal tutors.
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- Homeschooled.
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- Sadly, the ogres boiled
and ate them.
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- Oh, you're those actors.
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Oh, I heard you were just
cast in that, um,
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oh, what was it?
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- Uh, "Lord of the Rings"
reboot?
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- Right.
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Oh, how exciting.
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Well, I just need your
signatureright here,
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Gretta.
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- Baldric, the royal
seal please.
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- Blood or ink?
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- Ew!
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Uh, Baldric, buddy, this is
where we say goodbye.
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Oh, no, no, no,
just until 2:40!
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And you should know,that
school isa safe space.
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- How so?
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- Some enchantment, no doubt.
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- So...no weapons?
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[clears throat]
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Almost there.
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[annoyed grunt]
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Okay!
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Come on, we can still make
it to science.
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Dwight:Okay, so about a
thousand years ago,
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there was this princess,
Gretta.
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And she was in big trouble
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because she had lots of enemies
and not a lot of friends.
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So her court magician Baldric
cast the champion spell.
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It put everyone
in the woods to sleep
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until a champion would come,
break the spell with his kiss,
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and deal with Gretta's
big, scary enemies.
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But that guy never showed up.
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Instead, they got me.
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[yell]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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- Okay, everybody, uh,we
have a new student.
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This is Gretta.
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Why don't you, uh, tell
us a little about yourself.
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- I am from the lineage of
King Alsricthe grim.
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My kinsmen dead,
I am the last heir
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to the house
of Moon Dragon.
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Teacher:Okay, great!
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Why don't you take
a seat, front row?
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- There, not the worst
day of your life, right?
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- The worst day of my life
was spent buried alive
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next to the corpse
of my aunt Hilda.
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- Why?
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- Well, it was the
only place to hide.
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- Can we take a selfie?
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I'm like your biggest fan.
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I can't wait for your movie!
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- What is a "self me"?
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- A selfie.
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It's a picture you take
of yourself,
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to capture a special moment
you want to remember.
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♪♪
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[brooding music]
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- I'm afraid you can't park
that thing here, sir.
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[brooding music continues]
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[brooding music continues]
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- [foreign word]
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[strums ominously]
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[strums ominously]
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[continues strumming]
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- Oh,your highness!
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How was peasant school?
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- Well, useful I suppose,as
the occasional distraction.
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- Except school is kind
of every day.
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- Every day.
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- Oh, oh, oh, hey
there, neighbors!
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- Nana, hey!
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- I know, Dwight told me
you're still getting settled,
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so I won't get in your,
uh, hair.
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Just wanted to welcome you
to the neighborhood.
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- Sir Dwight, you
know this hag?
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- Baldric, Gretta,
this is my nana.
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- Hm?
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- My grandmother.
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- Ah.
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An honor, aged lady.
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- You twoare a kick.
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Uh, so what are you
working on here?
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- A moat.
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It's almost dug
deep enough.
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- For what?
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Baldric and Gretta: Water.
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- Cool.
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Uh, so, if you need anything,
we're right next door.
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- Well you are too kind.
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How well preserved you are
for a woman so old.
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- Oh, uh, well,you are
looking at the results
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of a plant-based diet and
daily exercise,
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ya-cha-cha.
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- Nana teaches group fitness
at the senior center.
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- [hoarsely] What are these?
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- Flaxseed, kale, and
bran muffins.
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You're never too young to
care for your colon, dear.
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- Oh, delicious.
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- Oh, here you go.
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[dog barking]
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- Him.
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Quickly!
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Put these beans in your ears.
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- What?
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- Make haste!
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- Am I wrong, or did my
pediatrician actually say
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never to put beans
in my-ahh!
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- These are magic beans.
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- Ow!
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- For your protection.
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- I'm all about new
experiences.
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Baldric:Inside, quickly!
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Inside!
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Move!
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Hurry!
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Have no fear, highness,
I will conjure a spell
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to make short work
of the villain.
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- What villain?
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- Jacopo the Troubadour.
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[strumming]
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♪♪
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- Bella.
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[strumming]
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- Hey, that's Brody
and Amelia.
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And that's Dylan
Gallagher!
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We went to
Pre-K together.
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- Oh, I remember Dylan!
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Such a sweet kid.
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[strumming intensifies]
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[crashing]
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[yells]
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- Great balls of fire!
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- Prepare for balls
of fire, highness.
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- No, it's an expression!
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Baldric, why is
Dylan Gallagher
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throwingrocks at us?!
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Gretta:It's the lute.
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- The blocking of the string
places those within hearing
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under a powerful enchantment.
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- Wha-what, like
mind control?
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[grunts in reply]
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- That's so uncool.
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What does this Yaka-poo
guy want?
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- My throne.
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- That thing?
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- No, no, no, my kingdom.
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Baldric:The man is
mad for power.
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He sold his own soul to put
that spell on his lute.
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- And now it has a mind
of its own.
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- Nana, now's as good as a
time as any to tell you-
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- That our new neighbors
are not really actors?
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- Yup.
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- Okay.
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[intense music]
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- Make ready.
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- Whoa, hey, put
those things away!
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Baldric:Sir Dwight,we
are under attack.
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- Yeah, but it's not
their fault!
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Look at them,
they're-they're, like,
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innocent...zombies.
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[Baldric begins to
chant a spell]
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[Dwight grunts]
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[crack]
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[yell]
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- Nooo!
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Dwight:That was not
my plan at all!
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[high pitched moaning]
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- Here!
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♪♪
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[grunting]
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[grunting]
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[strumming]
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[grunting]
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- Oh!
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[strumming]
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- [whispers] Nana!
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[eerie music]
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- Now what?
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- I don't-
[grunts]
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- [grunts]
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- Now, we discuss terms.
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- There will be no terms, and
there will be no discussion.
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- But honor demands it.
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None may say Jacopo does not
know the rules of chivalry.
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[struggling]
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This is my plan.
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And it will be properly done.
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I have defeated the princess
in honorable combat.
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See my terms.
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My terms, fat man.
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[high pitched moaning]
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[thud]
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[sputtering]
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- Princess.
- Ah!
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Read my words.
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♪♪
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- The princess hereby
yields her throne,
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property, title, and all
other rights and honors
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as ruler of the realm to
Jacopo the Troubadour,
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henceforth to be known as
His Majesty Jacopo the Noble,
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the wise and beloved
of all his people,
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God save-
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- Enough, Baldric.
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- Consider,Principessa,
you may leave peacefully
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in the realm of Jacopo
the noble.
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It will be a
harmonious kingdom
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whereall may thrive under
my kingly rule.
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And I will be respected.
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- And if I refuse?
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- I will dispose of you.
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Or better to say,
these nice fellow
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will disposeof you.
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And I'll usurp
your throne
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and rule as Jacopo the tyrant,
in a realm of terror.
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Oh, [clicks tongue]
either way,
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I win.
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I win!
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- Jacopo, you blaggard!
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- You slander me, sir!
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I have obeyed the rules
of chivalry.
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- Not yet,Jacopo.
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You mayhave defeated me,
but you have not defeated
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my champion.
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- Ah, geez.
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- Oh.
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- By the rules of chivalry-
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-Do nottell me the
rules of chivalry, little girl.
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I know themby heart.
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Baldric:Then you know you
can make no threat
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against the princess
until you have vanquished
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her champion.
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Dwight:Nana,there's one more
thing I should tell you.
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Jacopo:Where is this
champion, hmm?
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Hmm?
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- Excuse me.
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- Are you the champion?
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- Ah, can I...?
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Thank you, yeah,
there you go, thank you.
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Ah, no.
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Mmm...there.
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Hi.
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- You don't mean...him?
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- Oh, but I do.
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- This baby-faced monkey?
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- None else.
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- This jiggly little
bowl of jelly?
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Nana:Okay,that's
enough out of you, buster.
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We have a
zero-tolerancepolicy
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when it comes to bullying.
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So you're gonna keep it
polite or you and me
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are gonna have problems, and you
don't want to have problems
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with me.
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- I like this tiny,
wrinkly woman.
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You may live in my realm
when I am king.
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Eh, but first, we fight.
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The choice of weapon
is yours, champion.
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- The axe.
267
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,450
- No, the blood sword.
268
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:39,518
- Wait, wait, how-how
does this work?
269
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:42,354
- You have challenged
Jacopo to a duel.
270
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:43,622
- No, I haven't.
271
00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,891
- You must match
your skills against his.
272
00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:47,193
Dwight:When you
say skills...
273
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:48,127
- Anything.
274
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:48,861
You choose.
275
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:51,063
- Try the axe.
276
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:52,998
Gretta:No, not the axe.
277
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,466
Something you're good at.
278
00:13:54,467 --> 00:14:00,005
Something you've spent
years mastering.
279
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:05,010
- I choose...
280
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:09,281
the water bottle.
281
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:13,452
- 'Scuse me?
282
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:18,023
- I choose this water bottle.
283
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,258
We both get a
chance to flip it.
284
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,794
The point is to get it
to land straight up,
285
00:14:21,795 --> 00:14:22,361
like that.
286
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,429
Boom.
287
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,431
Like a, like a...
Russian gymnast.
288
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:26,498
And the person
to do it
289
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:31,203
in the least amount
of tries wins.
290
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,038
- But this is child's play.
291
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:36,342
You send a baby
to do a man's job.
292
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:39,211
Ah.
293
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:44,717
I accept your challenge,
funny little champion boy.
294
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:47,386
And when I win,
I will have you
295
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:51,223
and my favorite wrinkly
ladyentertain me
296
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,994
at my royal guard.
297
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:58,664
- Take it away.
298
00:15:04,169 --> 00:15:06,772
[clears throat]
299
00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:12,144
That's one.
300
00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:15,147
- Yes!
301
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:17,349
- Give it another try.
302
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,189
[stifles a laugh]
303
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:25,924
[clears throat]
304
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,527
That's two.
305
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,095
- I know, I know!
306
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:34,166
- You almost had it.
307
00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:37,803
♪ - Hey, hey! ♪
308
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:40,339
♪ Hey, hey! ♪
309
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:46,111
♪ Oh no, not again, why
can't you just be my friend? ♪
310
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,180
Dwight:All right, um...
311
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,649
♪ - Hey, hey! ♪
312
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:55,321
♪ So high, I feel like I'm
gonna go into overdrive. ♪
313
00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:58,457
- [laughs] That was close.
314
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,427
Dwight:Take it easy.
315
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,262
[Jacopo yells in Italian]
316
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:07,733
[sighs]
317
00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:10,903
Jacopo:This is a
stupid challenge!
318
00:16:10,904 --> 00:16:12,571
We fight with
knives, now.
319
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,073
- Whoa, hey!
320
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:19,345
Come on, dude, you have spent
years planning this thing.
321
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:20,846
So let's do it right.
322
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,281
Everybody knows
323
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:23,682
if you're going to steal
somebody's kingdom,
324
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:24,983
you gotta go
through the champion.
325
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,586
And the champion
picks the duel.
326
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:30,356
I don't make the rules, man.
327
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:38,364
[sighs]
328
00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:43,535
- Ugh.
329
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:46,338
[exclamation of
frustration in Italian]
330
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,306
- You know what?
331
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,341
I think we should
count that one.
332
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,342
That was really good.
333
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,710
It was really,
really, really, good.
334
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:54,513
It stood up for, like,
a, half a second
335
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:55,714
before it fell.
336
00:16:55,715 --> 00:17:01,253
May I?
337
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:05,257
So now, all I have to do
is beat 211.
338
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:09,661
- [scoffs] Impossible.
339
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:24,610
♪♪
340
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:35,320
♪♪
341
00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:36,255
- Yes!
- Huzzah!
342
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:37,456
[cheering]
343
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:38,657
Nana:Oh!
344
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:41,160
Oh, I got a little dozy.
345
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,661
- He did it, ancient one.
346
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:43,929
- Well, yeah.
347
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,164
You know he was the
348
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:46,999
Woodside middle school
bottle-flipping champion
349
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,300
a few years ago.
350
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,868
- I had no idea.
351
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:50,869
- Well, it's been a while.
352
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,337
I'm pretty out of shape.
353
00:17:52,338 --> 00:18:04,983
[struggling against lute]
[grunting]
354
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:06,151
- Ahh!
355
00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:15,594
[yelling]
356
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:23,001
No!
357
00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:26,171
- Thanks for coming,
everybody!
358
00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:28,240
Great housewarming
party, really.
359
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:31,610
Gretta appreciates
everybody coming.
360
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,912
Thank you to everybody
who brought food,
361
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:34,680
by the way.
362
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,181
Uh, you can go now.
363
00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:38,150
Party's over.
364
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:39,017
Yeah!
365
00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:40,085
Have a great night.
366
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:41,353
Thanks for coming.
367
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:45,324
And by the way, whoever
hired the hypnotist,
368
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:46,425
awesome!
369
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:48,594
Really made the party.
370
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:50,863
Be safe out there, it's dark.
371
00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:52,498
Okay, goodnight!
372
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:55,701
Baldric:And you, villain,
can takeyourself hence.
373
00:18:55,702 --> 00:19:07,379
You are no match
for Princess Gretta's champion.
374
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:12,985
- I leave defeated, but
not dishonored.
375
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,486
- One hundred percent agree.
376
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:20,325
♪♪
377
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,728
Gretta:Halt.
378
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:25,063
We should make a self me.
379
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:27,132
To capture this
special moment.
380
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:28,267
- All right, everybody
get inside,
381
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,468
faces close together.
382
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:31,436
All right, all right,
Jacopo, over here,bud.
383
00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:32,304
Look over here.
384
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:33,305
Okay.
385
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:37,109
Everybody, smile!
386
00:19:37,110 --> 00:19:37,743
[camera click]
387
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:40,245
Got it.
388
00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:41,313
[clears throat]
389
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:42,281
- You may withdraw.
390
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:46,518
♪♪
391
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:50,122
[hammering]
392
00:19:50,123 --> 00:19:51,323
Nana:Hey!
393
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:54,927
We better call it
for tonight, kids.
394
00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:57,796
We can, uh,
come back tomorrow
395
00:19:57,797 --> 00:20:00,999
and help you put the
place back together.
396
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,634
- That is most kind.
397
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:05,270
- You're not the neighbors
I would have picked,
398
00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:07,806
but you're the
neighbors I got.
399
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:10,175
Am I okay to take these
beans out of my ears?
400
00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:11,643
- You may safely do so.
401
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:18,183
I don't think Jacopo will
trouble us again.
402
00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:19,985
- Your parents would
be very proud
403
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:24,489
of what you did today, Dwight.
404
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:26,558
Dwight:I'm gonna-
I'll take this out,
405
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:30,128
and I'll be right
behind you, okay?
406
00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:45,043
♪♪
407
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:48,814
♪♪
408
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:49,982
- Sir Dwight?
409
00:20:49,983 --> 00:20:51,049
- Hey!
410
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:51,683
I'm just sorting
out the recyclables
411
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,986
before I throw them away.
412
00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:55,687
- Thank you.
413
00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:57,189
- Yeah!
414
00:20:57,190 --> 00:20:59,825
Just takes a few minutes,
and it's the right thing to do.
415
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:03,095
- For saving my life.
416
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:05,330
Again.
417
00:21:05,331 --> 00:21:09,267
- Yeah, sure, I'm happy
to do it.
418
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,269
- So you live with Nana?
419
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:14,206
- Yeah, since I was a baby.
420
00:21:14,207 --> 00:21:16,642
- Well, what of your parents?
421
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,210
- Plane crash.
422
00:21:18,211 --> 00:21:20,312
They were wildlife
photographers.
423
00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:21,546
- Hm?
424
00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:24,282
- They took pictures
of animals,
425
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:30,188
and they were in a...
small plane in Alaska.
426
00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:31,223
- What is a...
427
00:21:31,224 --> 00:21:33,692
- Oh, oh, it's a
thing you fly in.
428
00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:37,996
And it...crashed.
429
00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:42,200
- Well, my parents
are also gone.
430
00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:44,503
- What happened?
431
00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:46,471
- My father was
devoured by fairies
432
00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:50,308
and my mother was turned
into an oak tree.
433
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,476
- Oh.
434
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:56,748
- But I have Baldric,
and you have Nana.
435
00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:59,184
- Yeah.
436
00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:00,285
Yeah, we do.
437
00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:15,200
[soft music]
438
00:22:15,201 --> 00:22:19,838
[birds tweeting]
439
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:29,448
- Hm.
440
00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:30,148
- Hey!
441
00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:31,316
Good morning, Baldric.
442
00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:33,351
Is Gretta ready?
443
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:36,321
- Her highness
is still a-bed.
444
00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:36,755
- What?
445
00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:37,856
We said 7:30.
446
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:42,728
- Mmm.
447
00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:48,066
- Hey, um, I hope you know
that was an accident.
448
00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:51,970
[grunts]
449
00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:54,539
- Is there anything I can do?
450
00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:57,743
- Can you find for me the bow
of an ash three,
451
00:22:57,744 --> 00:23:00,912
fed by a fairy spring, and
encased within it an agate stone
452
00:23:00,913 --> 00:23:05,951
spewed forth in fire from
the bowels of the earth?
453
00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:07,285
- Uh...
454
00:23:07,286 --> 00:23:08,253
- Can you thentemperate
it with the tears
455
00:23:08,254 --> 00:23:11,156
of a newborn Griffin
and its mother's milk?
456
00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:14,292
And then,can you
resurrect the mage
457
00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:17,429
that gave his life
crafting this scepter
458
00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:22,667
over twothousand
years ago?
459
00:23:22,668 --> 00:23:24,202
Hm?
460
00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:30,942
♪♪
461
00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:32,177
- Duct tape?
462
00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:38,283
[grunts]
463
00:23:38,284 --> 00:23:38,750
You got-
464
00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:40,452
- Go.
- Going.
465
00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:43,655
- Leave.
- Yup.
466
00:23:50,962 --> 00:23:53,298
[Irish folk music]
467
00:23:53,299 --> 00:24:08,246
♪♪
468
00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:21,293
♪♪
469
00:24:21,294 --> 00:24:22,294
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