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Cheers is filmedbefore a live studio audience.
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TV NARRATOR:
English is, of course,
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a member
of the Germanic sub-family
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of the Indo-European...
Isn't this fascinating?
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Must be what TV's like
after you're dead.
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All right, Normie,
turn off that claptrap.
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CLIFF:
The cavalry has arrived.
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I just raided
Vincent's Video Emporium
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for the finest
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'50s sci-fi fare.
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All right.
Yeah, get ready
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for a rollicking evening
of, uh, pod people,
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invisible monsters
and wisecracking robots.
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Ooh... danger, danger!
Danger, danger!
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I love this stuff.
Yeah?
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Oh, now there's
one of my favorites--
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Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
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All right.
Good one.
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A particularly
trenchant analysis
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of the collective
American psyche
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during the Cold War era,
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with the pod people
representing
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the dehumanizing effect
of the McCarthy hearings.
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I guess we got, uh,
plenty of other movies there.
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CLIFF:
Here we go.
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Day the Earth StoodStill-- a real classic.
Oh...
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Klaatu barada nicto...
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( chuckling )
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For my money,
the finest
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allegorical
retelling
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of the life of
Christ on film.
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Even better than E.T.
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Next batter.
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Forbidden Planet.
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Well, that's
a good choice.
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It's a witty revamp of
Shakespeare's The Tempest
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with Robbie the
Robot standing in
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for the sprite Ariel.
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Well, so what'll it be?
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( remote control clicks )
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TV NARRATOR:
This, then, was the height
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of the literary use
of Middle English.
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By the end of...
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( piano plays )
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� Making your way
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� Wouldn't you like
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� Where everybody
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EVAN:
Look, are
you sure...?
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Check out Mr. Evan Drake
over there,
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acting like
he owns the place, eh?
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Thinks that
he's just
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some, uh, big shot
corporate executive, eh?
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Doesn't have to
pay attention
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to the common man
like you and me?
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We're not
important enough.
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Well, actually, Cliff,
if it helps
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to alleviate this envy
that seems to be
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eating you up right now,
studies have shown
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that rich people are
40 to 50% less happy
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than most of us.
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Oh, come on, that's a crock.
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Well, of course it is, but we
have to cling to it, don't we?
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Thank you.
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Damn.
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Bad news?
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Yeah, a very
important client and I
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were going to take
the corporate yacht
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out for a little cruise,
but he had to hurry home.
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Illness in the family?
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No, they overthrew
his government.
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Ah, on the weekend,
to boot, huh?
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Just can't make plans
with dictators.
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( chuckling )
Sam,
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why don't you join me?
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We're heading out
to Martha's Vineyard.
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Oh, I'd love to.
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Why don't we make it
a romantic weekend, huh?
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Oh, well, I'm flattered,
Evan, that's...
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( laughing ):
No, no, no, no.
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I meant
bring Rebecca along.
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Rebecca? Why would
I want to do that?
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Well, the last I heard,
you two were a hot item.
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Uh, well, uh...
I'm not going to hear
any more about it.
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I don't know, man...
No, no, no.
You two are coming.
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Now, just call my secretary.
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She'll give you all the details,
all right?
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Oh, Mr. Drake?
Hmm.
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Um, I'm an
insignificant cog
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in the vast machinery
of your corporation.
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Nice to meet you.
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You being a rich
and powerful guy,
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you might think you'd
let yourself get
all fat and lazy,
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but you look like
you keep yourself
in pretty good shape.
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Well, I get to the gym
a few times a week.
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Good, good, then maybe
you can catch the truck
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that's towing your Rolls.
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I love to see rich people
haul butt.
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Well, let's see here.
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What little mermaid
would like me
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to scale her tail
this weekend?
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What, you're not taking
Miss Howe?
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No, I thought I'd
have fun instead.
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I'm tired of barking
up that tree.
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I thought Mr. Drake
told you to take her.
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Well, I'll just,
uh, tell him
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we broke up,
or something.
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Besides...
( clears throat )
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I got this, uh,
gorgeous dental hygienist
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that I've been
trying to impress,
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and flossing every day
just isn't doing it.
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( chuckling )
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She'll love this yacht thing.
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She's, uh, into money
in a big way.
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It's amazing
how superficial
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some people can be,
isn't it?
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Oh, tell me about it.
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Good thing for her
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she's got
a great set of hooters.
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Good luck.
Mmm, thank you.
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CLIFF:
Hold it, hold it...
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hold it,
hold it, hold...
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Look, no, I'm
telling you, Normie,
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recent research
into the Revolutionary War
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indicates that the, uh,
defenders of this area
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were not called
the, uh, Minutemen after all.
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Oh, like every history book
is then wrong, right?
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Oh, they were actually called
the Minute Men.
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A lot of them
under three feet tall,
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as a matter of fact.
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Right.
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Way back in history,
people were shorter.
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All right, fine.
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Take, for example, the, uh,
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the Knights of the Round Table.
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Yeah?
Genuine midgets.
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You're a very lonely man,
aren't you?
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Julie, sweetheart, come on,
it's the middle of winter.
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You're going
to have to bundle up.
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I don't know, pack
a wool bikini, or something.
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All right.
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( chuckling ):
Okay, bye-bye.
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Whee. All right.
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Julie is set.
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Sammy, come here.
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Let me see if I
got this straight.
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What?
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Drake invited
you and Rebecca.
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Mm-hmm.
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Uh, Rebecca's got the
major hots for Drake.
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You take Julie
instead of Rebecca.
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Rebecca is left standing
alone on the dock.
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Hey, what's that
in her hand?
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Oh, must be your
severed head.
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Uh, don't worry about it.
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Rebecca's not even going
to find out she was invited.
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Well, Sam, looks like
we're going to be shipmates.
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What do you mean?
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I just saw Evan outside,
and he told me the good news.
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I'm going to be your date.
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Uh, well, here... uh...
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here's the bad news.
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I've already invited
somebody else.
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Un-invite her.
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Sam, I have been dying
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for this chance
to get to know Evan
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in a social setting.
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He only sees me
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as some tough businesswoman
in tailored suits.
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I want him to see me
in sportswear.
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No... you don't
understand.
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See, Julie is really
important to me.
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I've been working
like crazy to-to set
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something up with
her for almost
three days now.
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All right, all right.
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I'll, uh, I'll call Evan
and I'll try to fix it up.
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I... what am... how
am I going to explain
Julie tagging along?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Tell him she's your sister.
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My sister? Rebecca, this is
a hot, gorgeous, sexy woman.
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Yeah, he'll
believe that.
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Oh, this looks
just marvelous,
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Lorenzo,
just marvelous.
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Grazie, signore.
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Thanks again, Evan,
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for, uh, making room
for my sister here
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on such short notice.
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Yeah, I really appreciate that.
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This yacht must have
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cost a fortune!
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SAM:
Mmm.
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Well, did it?
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Well, the important thing
is that it
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gets me where
I want to go.
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Ah.
Yep.
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All I really need is
a boat beneath my feet
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and a star to
guide her with.
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And of course,
a helicopter pad.
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( both laugh raucously )
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Oh, you have a
beautiful laugh, Julie.
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Doesn't she brighten up
the old tub, Lorenzo?
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It is like a ray of sunshine
to have a woman as beautiful
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as Miss Malone
onboard.
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Oh, and of course
you, too.
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Oh, yeah, yeah,
of course.
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Oh, thank you, Mr. Drake,
it's nice...
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Wow, you must be very
proud of your brother.
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He was one heck
of a pitcher,
I'll tell you.
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It's too bad he's
not playing now,
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when he could be
making some real money.
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Isn't she sweet?
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You two are very
close, aren't you?
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Mm.
Oh, yeah.
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She's, um, like
a sister to me.
( laughs )
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I'm afraid I
didn't have much
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in common
with my brother.
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Oh, you, too--
same with my brother.
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Julie, you told me you
didn't have another brother.
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Well...
Uh, well...
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she doesn't,
actually,
but I do.
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Well, well, it's
not actually his brother.
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They're just such close friends
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that Sam likes to think
of him as his brother.
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We just don't have
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anything in
common, that's all.
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Everything is ready, sir.
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Ah.
Ah. Hey!
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Everyone help
themselves here.
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I have to have
a word with the chef.
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Hey, I have three for him,
"Keep it coming."
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( laughs )
Whoo!
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You know, this
is kind of fun,
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pretending to have this
whole different personality.
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If you like it, you might
want to get one of your own.
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Wow, would you look at this.
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Lobster, cracked crab, caviar...
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Hey, ham. Whoo!
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I wonder what
this spread cost.
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You know, Julie, you
seem very concerned
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with the price of things.
252
00:09:16,191 --> 00:09:18,125
Don't you find that
a little rude?
253
00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:21,646
Well, it's not like
I asked him how old he is.
254
00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:22,997
What do you think?
255
00:09:23,032 --> 00:09:24,549
45? 50?
256
00:09:29,939 --> 00:09:31,940
Find anything
to your liking?
257
00:09:31,974 --> 00:09:34,509
( chuckles )
Actually, yes.
258
00:09:34,543 --> 00:09:36,811
So have I.
259
00:09:36,845 --> 00:09:38,379
( laughs )
260
00:09:38,413 --> 00:09:40,481
So I guess your cabin
is that, uh,
261
00:09:40,516 --> 00:09:42,349
really big one upstairs, huh?
262
00:09:42,384 --> 00:09:43,784
Uh-huh.
263
00:09:43,819 --> 00:09:45,453
Ah, I'd really like to see it.
264
00:09:47,022 --> 00:09:49,390
Well, maybe I could take
you on the captain's tour
265
00:09:49,424 --> 00:09:50,591
right after dinner.
266
00:09:50,625 --> 00:09:52,126
Oh, I'd really like that.
267
00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:54,945
Do you think your
brother would mind?
268
00:09:54,980 --> 00:09:56,114
What brother?
269
00:09:56,148 --> 00:09:58,583
Ah. Great.
270
00:10:00,819 --> 00:10:02,420
Tonight is the night.
Yeah.
271
00:10:02,454 --> 00:10:04,922
I can feel it in my bones.
( laughs )
272
00:10:04,956 --> 00:10:07,925
Right after dinner,
I'm gonna tell Evan
how I really feel.
273
00:10:07,959 --> 00:10:09,927
Mmm.
No, I'm gonna
show him how I feel.
274
00:10:09,961 --> 00:10:11,462
I'm going to seize
the moment.
275
00:10:11,496 --> 00:10:12,697
Fine, do what you want.
276
00:10:12,731 --> 00:10:14,365
Right about then,
I'm going to be
277
00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:16,267
seizing Julie's
headboard.
278
00:10:21,357 --> 00:10:23,291
Well...
279
00:10:23,325 --> 00:10:25,826
( clears throat )
May I propose a toast?
280
00:10:25,861 --> 00:10:27,028
Oh, yeah.
Yes.
281
00:10:27,062 --> 00:10:30,431
To a night full
of promise and possibilities.
282
00:10:30,465 --> 00:10:31,632
Hear, hear.
Hear, hear.
283
00:10:31,666 --> 00:10:33,701
Hear, hear,
yeah. ( laughs )
284
00:10:43,695 --> 00:10:45,879
Well, I hope
Lorenzo has seen to everything.
285
00:10:45,914 --> 00:10:47,014
Julie, this
is your cabin.
286
00:10:47,048 --> 00:10:48,349
I hope you find
it comfortable.
287
00:10:48,383 --> 00:10:49,517
Thank you.
288
00:10:49,551 --> 00:10:50,884
I'll check in
on you later, sis.
289
00:10:50,919 --> 00:10:51,986
Oh, uh,
that's okay.
290
00:10:52,020 --> 00:10:53,687
I think I'm
getting a
headache.
291
00:10:53,722 --> 00:10:54,888
Well, not to worry.
292
00:10:54,923 --> 00:10:56,924
I'll just drop by
with the old family cure.
293
00:11:00,229 --> 00:11:01,429
Your cabin, you two.
294
00:11:01,463 --> 00:11:02,696
Ah.
Good night.
295
00:11:02,731 --> 00:11:03,831
Good night.
Sleep tight.
296
00:11:03,865 --> 00:11:05,366
Don't let
the bedbugs bite.
297
00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:06,601
I'm sure
you don't have
298
00:11:06,635 --> 00:11:09,337
bedbugs on this boat,
or any other kind of bugs.
299
00:11:09,371 --> 00:11:10,021
Do they even have bugs
300
00:11:10,055 --> 00:11:11,439
at sea?
Well, maybe water bugs...
301
00:11:11,473 --> 00:11:13,324
Good night.
302
00:11:14,793 --> 00:11:16,326
What is my problem?
Huh?
303
00:11:16,361 --> 00:11:18,896
Every time I talk
to him, I sound like
a complete idiot.
304
00:11:18,930 --> 00:11:20,564
( sighs )
305
00:11:20,599 --> 00:11:22,165
Sam?
Mm-hmm.
306
00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:24,067
Did you ever
get tongue-tied
with a woman?
307
00:11:24,102 --> 00:11:25,703
Oh, sure,
lots of times.
308
00:11:25,737 --> 00:11:28,539
As a matter of fact, once we had
to go to the emergency room.
309
00:11:28,573 --> 00:11:30,007
They do have bugs at sea.
310
00:11:30,042 --> 00:11:31,341
Oh, now...
311
00:11:31,376 --> 00:11:33,260
Hey, this is a great
room, isn't it?
312
00:11:33,295 --> 00:11:34,429
( clears throat )
313
00:11:34,463 --> 00:11:36,063
Too bad I won't
be using it.
314
00:11:36,097 --> 00:11:37,765
Yeah, well, if I get lucky,
I won't, either.
315
00:11:37,799 --> 00:11:38,933
( laughs )
316
00:11:38,968 --> 00:11:40,568
Sam, do you have to do
that in front of me?
317
00:11:40,602 --> 00:11:41,735
What? Oh, I'm sorry,
318
00:11:41,770 --> 00:11:43,204
but Julie's a dental hygienist.
319
00:11:43,238 --> 00:11:45,606
This is gonna be the first thing
she checks.
320
00:11:45,641 --> 00:11:46,907
Maybe the second.
321
00:11:48,910 --> 00:11:50,878
You know, I love it
when you talk stupid, Sam.
322
00:11:50,912 --> 00:11:52,880
Uh-huh.
323
00:11:52,914 --> 00:11:54,882
Didn't she just say
she had a headache?
324
00:11:54,916 --> 00:11:56,284
No, no. For
Evan's benefit.
325
00:11:56,318 --> 00:11:58,086
No, she's got the
kind of headache
326
00:11:58,120 --> 00:11:59,553
where you go
straight to bed
327
00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:02,190
and take a couple of
Sammys every four hours.
328
00:12:04,342 --> 00:12:05,026
God, I cannot believe
329
00:12:05,060 --> 00:12:06,544
I'm sharing a stateroom
with you.
330
00:12:06,578 --> 00:12:07,945
I will never get
any mirror time.
331
00:12:07,979 --> 00:12:09,113
All right, all right.
332
00:12:09,147 --> 00:12:10,281
( Sam mumbles )
333
00:12:10,315 --> 00:12:12,082
Thank you.
Just...
334
00:12:15,587 --> 00:12:16,853
Oh, what can
I get you?
335
00:12:16,888 --> 00:12:17,888
Well, let's see.
336
00:12:17,922 --> 00:12:19,323
Uh, today's my birthday.
337
00:12:19,357 --> 00:12:21,292
What's a good birthday drink?
338
00:12:21,326 --> 00:12:22,926
Oh, well, Sam always buys
a free beer
339
00:12:22,961 --> 00:12:24,562
for people on their birthday.
340
00:12:24,596 --> 00:12:25,913
Hey, that's great.
341
00:12:25,947 --> 00:12:27,515
Uh, actually,
342
00:12:27,549 --> 00:12:30,418
it's, uh, my girlfriend
here's birthday, too.
343
00:12:30,452 --> 00:12:33,654
Oh, well, she gets
a free beer, too, then.
344
00:12:33,688 --> 00:12:34,688
( laughter )
345
00:12:34,722 --> 00:12:36,657
Funny thing is,
it's our birthday, also.
346
00:12:36,691 --> 00:12:38,259
Oh, yeah, that's
how we all met.
347
00:12:38,293 --> 00:12:39,860
We were, uh,
at the same party.
348
00:12:39,894 --> 00:12:42,630
Wow.
349
00:12:42,664 --> 00:12:44,849
Free beers all
around then, huh?
350
00:12:44,883 --> 00:12:46,717
CLIFF:
Hey. Hey, hey,
hey, there,
351
00:12:46,752 --> 00:12:49,870
Mr. Hoof and Mouth,
will you put your
thinking cap on?
352
00:12:49,904 --> 00:12:51,822
Hey, what are the chances
of those four people
353
00:12:51,857 --> 00:12:53,323
having a birthday
on the same day?
354
00:12:53,358 --> 00:12:55,443
The odds must be astronomical.
355
00:12:55,477 --> 00:12:57,612
I'm just glad
I was here to see it.
356
00:12:57,646 --> 00:12:59,813
Hey, hey...
Woody, Woody,
Woody, Woody...
357
00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:01,299
Don't you think
it's the slightest bit
358
00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:03,301
of a coincidence
that those four people happen
359
00:13:03,335 --> 00:13:06,304
to have the exact
same birthday as...
360
00:13:06,338 --> 00:13:07,638
Cliff and me?
361
00:13:12,377 --> 00:13:14,078
Really?
362
00:13:15,230 --> 00:13:16,130
A pitcher will be fine.
363
00:13:16,164 --> 00:13:17,364
Yeah.
364
00:13:17,399 --> 00:13:18,766
Two.
365
00:13:24,406 --> 00:13:26,407
You've been working
on your hair all this time,
366
00:13:26,441 --> 00:13:28,676
and it still looks like that?
367
00:13:28,710 --> 00:13:30,511
Like what?
368
00:13:30,545 --> 00:13:31,712
Like something
you'd surf on.
369
00:13:31,747 --> 00:13:32,914
Well...
370
00:13:32,948 --> 00:13:34,715
Give me the brush.
371
00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:36,150
Get down.
372
00:13:36,184 --> 00:13:37,318
All right.
373
00:13:37,352 --> 00:13:38,986
God...
374
00:13:39,020 --> 00:13:41,188
am I really gonna have the guts
to go through with this?
375
00:13:41,223 --> 00:13:42,456
Yes, I am.
376
00:13:42,490 --> 00:13:43,757
I have to.
377
00:13:43,792 --> 00:13:44,858
And now...
378
00:13:44,893 --> 00:13:46,360
There you go.
379
00:13:46,394 --> 00:13:47,961
Yeah, that's great.
380
00:13:47,996 --> 00:13:49,413
This is really going
to be tricky tonight.
381
00:13:49,447 --> 00:13:50,581
Yeah.
382
00:13:50,615 --> 00:13:52,316
I have to create just the right
romantic mood
383
00:13:52,351 --> 00:13:54,151
with Evan.
Yeah.
384
00:13:54,186 --> 00:13:56,137
Do you have any
suggestions on how
I could do that?
385
00:13:56,171 --> 00:13:57,371
Oh, yeah, that's easy.
386
00:13:57,405 --> 00:13:59,240
What you do...
( clears throat )
387
00:13:59,274 --> 00:14:01,075
...is you knock on his door,
and you tell him
388
00:14:01,109 --> 00:14:02,542
that you're having trouble
sleeping,
389
00:14:02,577 --> 00:14:04,544
that you need some air.
390
00:14:04,579 --> 00:14:06,546
And then you get him
to take a little stroll
391
00:14:06,581 --> 00:14:08,082
around the deck with you,
392
00:14:08,116 --> 00:14:10,317
and then when the...
the moment's right,
393
00:14:10,351 --> 00:14:13,087
you tell him you'd like
to see him naked.
394
00:14:16,825 --> 00:14:18,192
Works for me.
Yeah.
395
00:14:18,226 --> 00:14:19,559
I'm out of here.
396
00:14:19,594 --> 00:14:20,561
Okay.
397
00:14:20,596 --> 00:14:22,029
( clears throat )
( sighs )
398
00:14:22,063 --> 00:14:23,263
Good luck.
399
00:14:25,918 --> 00:14:28,285
I-I was just heading up on deck.
400
00:14:28,319 --> 00:14:30,504
I was just going up
on deck, too.
401
00:14:30,539 --> 00:14:31,722
I just changed my mind.
402
00:14:31,757 --> 00:14:32,906
I just changed my mind, too.
403
00:14:35,577 --> 00:14:37,778
Whoa-ho! That was quick.
404
00:14:37,813 --> 00:14:39,613
Was it everything
you thought it'd be?
405
00:14:42,951 --> 00:14:44,452
Sam, don't be stupid.
406
00:14:44,486 --> 00:14:45,753
All right, here I go.
407
00:14:45,787 --> 00:14:46,920
Go on.
408
00:14:46,955 --> 00:14:48,389
( sighs )
409
00:14:51,710 --> 00:14:53,694
I changed my mind,
decided to get some fresh air.
410
00:14:53,728 --> 00:14:54,912
Me, too.
( laughs )
411
00:14:54,946 --> 00:14:56,096
Oh, but I forgot my...
412
00:14:56,131 --> 00:14:56,797
So did I.
413
00:14:58,683 --> 00:15:00,500
Would you do something
about that damn Julie?
414
00:15:00,535 --> 00:15:01,601
What?
415
00:15:01,636 --> 00:15:02,669
She keeps heading
up on deck
416
00:15:02,704 --> 00:15:03,871
every time I open
up the door.
417
00:15:03,905 --> 00:15:05,139
Julie? What the hell's
she doing?
418
00:15:05,173 --> 00:15:06,506
We got a date.
419
00:15:06,541 --> 00:15:08,426
That would probably send me
to the rail, too.
420
00:15:08,460 --> 00:15:10,428
Here I go again.
421
00:15:10,462 --> 00:15:11,762
( sighs )
422
00:15:11,797 --> 00:15:14,131
You ready
for the Captain's tour?
423
00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:15,466
JULIE:
Oh, I don't know.
424
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,601
I don't think I'm
dressed for it.
( laughs )
425
00:15:17,636 --> 00:15:18,986
Maybe you
could help me
426
00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:21,121
pick out
something.
427
00:15:23,708 --> 00:15:25,041
Oh, my God!
428
00:15:25,076 --> 00:15:26,277
What?
429
00:15:26,311 --> 00:15:27,778
I just saw
Evan go in
Julie's cabin,
430
00:15:27,812 --> 00:15:30,180
and my life
has no meaning.
431
00:15:30,214 --> 00:15:31,382
You're crazy.
432
00:15:31,416 --> 00:15:32,549
I'm not, I saw it.
433
00:15:32,584 --> 00:15:34,368
Shoot me now!
434
00:15:34,402 --> 00:15:36,420
( mumbles )
435
00:15:36,454 --> 00:15:37,605
( sighs )
436
00:15:42,059 --> 00:15:44,395
( whispers ):
J-Julie?
437
00:15:46,030 --> 00:15:47,948
Uh, Sam,
438
00:15:47,982 --> 00:15:49,767
I told you I
have a headache.
439
00:15:49,801 --> 00:15:52,102
Oh, wait a minute. What...?
440
00:15:52,136 --> 00:15:53,504
Hey, Drake's in there,
isn't he?
441
00:15:53,538 --> 00:15:55,406
Oh.
442
00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:56,774
Oh.
Well...
443
00:15:56,808 --> 00:15:58,776
I don't believe
this. What...?
444
00:15:58,810 --> 00:16:01,612
You're-You're throwing me over
for that guy? Why?
445
00:16:01,646 --> 00:16:03,130
Just because
he has more money than me?
446
00:16:03,164 --> 00:16:04,799
More money
than I'll ever hope to have?
447
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,801
More money
than most of America h...?
448
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:08,903
I'm losing this argument,
aren't I?
449
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:13,006
Good night.
450
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,575
( mumbles )
451
00:16:14,609 --> 00:16:16,109
Okay.
452
00:16:16,144 --> 00:16:19,530
I don't believe the
nerve of that woman.
453
00:16:19,564 --> 00:16:20,931
I believe it.
454
00:16:20,966 --> 00:16:22,800
Of course I believe it.
455
00:16:22,834 --> 00:16:24,434
Because she is
nothing more than
456
00:16:24,469 --> 00:16:26,153
a classless bimbo.
SAM:
Hey,
457
00:16:26,187 --> 00:16:27,287
don't defend her to me.
458
00:16:31,242 --> 00:16:33,778
To think, you know, I
have wasted three days
459
00:16:33,812 --> 00:16:35,880
on that lost cause.
460
00:16:35,914 --> 00:16:38,382
Three days?!
461
00:16:38,416 --> 00:16:40,718
Try wasting two years.
462
00:16:42,003 --> 00:16:42,953
Two years of waiting
463
00:16:42,988 --> 00:16:44,788
by the phone for him to call.
464
00:16:45,924 --> 00:16:49,059
Two years of making excuses
for why he didn't.
465
00:16:49,094 --> 00:16:50,728
Two years
466
00:16:50,762 --> 00:16:52,629
of dreaming about him
467
00:16:52,664 --> 00:16:54,899
and thinking about him.
468
00:16:54,933 --> 00:16:56,016
Living every
469
00:16:56,050 --> 00:16:59,319
moment for Evan Gregory Drake.
470
00:16:59,354 --> 00:17:00,971
Wow.
471
00:17:01,006 --> 00:17:04,141
Boy, you sure have me beat.
472
00:17:06,361 --> 00:17:08,595
I'm just so...
473
00:17:08,630 --> 00:17:11,115
disappointed in him.
474
00:17:11,149 --> 00:17:12,933
Disappointed?
Think how I feel.
475
00:17:12,968 --> 00:17:15,435
I mean, he's in there
boinking my sister.
476
00:17:15,470 --> 00:17:15,969
Oh.
477
00:17:19,558 --> 00:17:20,991
( crying )
478
00:17:21,026 --> 00:17:24,327
I am never gonna
have a husband
479
00:17:24,362 --> 00:17:25,529
or babies.
480
00:17:25,564 --> 00:17:26,797
Oh, now...
481
00:17:26,831 --> 00:17:28,432
Or a family.
482
00:17:28,466 --> 00:17:30,750
All I have is my stupid career,
483
00:17:30,785 --> 00:17:33,087
( high-pitched ):
and I don't even like it.
484
00:17:35,323 --> 00:17:36,957
( crying )
Hey, come on now.
485
00:17:36,991 --> 00:17:40,394
Listen, you-you
are a-a beautiful,
486
00:17:40,428 --> 00:17:41,562
intelligent woman.
487
00:17:41,596 --> 00:17:44,765
Oh, Sam, please, not now.
488
00:17:44,799 --> 00:17:46,600
What? Oh, come on.
489
00:17:46,634 --> 00:17:47,601
What-What you
think that I'm...?
490
00:17:47,635 --> 00:17:50,037
Listen, I made a lot
of stupid passes at you,
491
00:17:50,071 --> 00:17:52,873
but this is not
one of them.
492
00:17:52,907 --> 00:17:54,458
Hey...
( crying )
493
00:17:54,492 --> 00:17:58,128
...you are a
terrific person.
494
00:17:58,162 --> 00:18:00,196
You know, a lot of good
things are gonna happen,
495
00:18:00,231 --> 00:18:03,300
and I'm sure the
right person's
gonna come along.
496
00:18:03,335 --> 00:18:06,136
Well, what if he already did,
and I didn't know it
497
00:18:06,171 --> 00:18:08,138
( high-pitched ):
because of Evan?
498
00:18:08,173 --> 00:18:09,306
( crying )
499
00:18:09,341 --> 00:18:10,507
Well, then, if
you miss him,
500
00:18:10,541 --> 00:18:12,276
then he wasn't
the right person.
501
00:18:12,310 --> 00:18:13,510
( panting )
502
00:18:13,544 --> 00:18:14,678
Oh.
503
00:18:14,712 --> 00:18:16,113
( sniffles )
504
00:18:17,999 --> 00:18:19,966
Really?
505
00:18:20,001 --> 00:18:22,069
Yeah, really.
506
00:18:23,905 --> 00:18:26,306
Really?
507
00:18:27,391 --> 00:18:29,510
( clucks tongue )
Uh-oh.
508
00:18:29,544 --> 00:18:32,079
Um...
509
00:18:32,113 --> 00:18:35,850
listen you're
in a very, uh...
510
00:18:35,884 --> 00:18:38,085
emotional state
right now, and I...
511
00:18:38,119 --> 00:18:40,871
I don't want to take
advantage of that.
512
00:18:40,905 --> 00:18:45,142
If you want me to
leave, you just say so.
513
00:18:48,763 --> 00:18:51,765
I don't seem to be
saying anything.
514
00:18:58,039 --> 00:18:59,273
( knock at door )
515
00:18:59,307 --> 00:19:00,590
Oh...
516
00:19:00,624 --> 00:19:01,875
Oh, I'm sorry.
517
00:19:01,943 --> 00:19:03,677
( mutters )
No, it's all right,
Evan, come in.
518
00:19:06,615 --> 00:19:09,466
Well, I can't sleep until
I get something off my chest.
519
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:12,335
Well, read a book, man,
and-and get back to us
in about three hours, huh?
520
00:19:12,370 --> 00:19:14,354
No, no. Go on, Evan.
521
00:19:14,388 --> 00:19:15,138
Sam...
522
00:19:16,524 --> 00:19:18,358
I got where I am in life
523
00:19:18,392 --> 00:19:20,393
because I have always
dealt honestly
524
00:19:20,428 --> 00:19:22,796
with people I respect.
525
00:19:22,831 --> 00:19:25,515
Hey, that's great.
Can we talk about it
in the morning, please?
526
00:19:25,550 --> 00:19:28,151
Sam, I tried
to seduce your sister.
527
00:19:28,186 --> 00:19:29,319
Oh, oh, oh...
528
00:19:29,353 --> 00:19:31,088
Oh, well, that's a...
that's a shocker.
529
00:19:31,122 --> 00:19:33,090
Um, may...
530
00:19:33,124 --> 00:19:35,525
maybe we ought
to sleep on it, huh?
531
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:37,878
Sam, please, give me
my day in court, will you?
532
00:19:39,314 --> 00:19:41,365
You see, I...
533
00:19:41,399 --> 00:19:43,133
Well, since
my marriage broke up,
534
00:19:43,168 --> 00:19:45,236
I have been feeling lonely.
535
00:19:46,621 --> 00:19:48,989
Still, a man gets urges.
536
00:19:49,024 --> 00:19:50,190
Mm.
EVAN:
But
537
00:19:50,224 --> 00:19:51,458
I guess
I'm just too old-fashioned
538
00:19:51,492 --> 00:19:55,062
to think I can find
any real happiness that way.
539
00:19:55,096 --> 00:19:57,330
Nothing happened, Sam.
540
00:19:57,365 --> 00:19:58,498
Oh...
And I just wanted
to explain
541
00:19:58,533 --> 00:19:59,883
that to you, so, uh...
542
00:20:00,552 --> 00:20:01,835
Uh, excuse me.
543
00:20:01,870 --> 00:20:03,637
Well...
Good night.
544
00:20:03,671 --> 00:20:06,140
Yeah, yeah,
good night.
545
00:20:06,174 --> 00:20:08,242
( laughs ):
All right. Now...
546
00:20:08,276 --> 00:20:10,244
All right, okay.
547
00:20:10,278 --> 00:20:12,479
Where were we here?
548
00:20:12,514 --> 00:20:14,398
I have never loved that man
more than I do
549
00:20:14,432 --> 00:20:17,234
right at this very minute.
550
00:20:18,202 --> 00:20:19,419
Me, neither.
551
00:20:19,454 --> 00:20:20,587
So where were we?
552
00:20:20,621 --> 00:20:22,272
God, he needs
someone so badly.
553
00:20:22,307 --> 00:20:24,275
Oh, come on!
554
00:20:24,309 --> 00:20:26,026
I haven't used that
"men have urges" line
555
00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:27,361
since I was
in the fifth grade.
556
00:20:27,395 --> 00:20:29,213
Excuse me, Sam.
( mumbles )
557
00:20:30,732 --> 00:20:32,499
What? Come on!
What are you
gonna do?
558
00:20:32,534 --> 00:20:33,583
You gonna go chasing
after him?
559
00:20:33,618 --> 00:20:34,584
No, no, no.
Please.
560
00:20:34,619 --> 00:20:35,920
It isn't the
right time.
561
00:20:35,954 --> 00:20:37,288
I just have
to think.
562
00:20:38,172 --> 00:20:39,356
I'm gonna go up on deck
563
00:20:39,390 --> 00:20:41,158
and sleep and look at the stars.
564
00:20:41,192 --> 00:20:42,375
Uh, li-listen, you can't...
565
00:20:42,410 --> 00:20:43,577
( laughs )
566
00:20:43,611 --> 00:20:45,078
You can't just work
me up like that,
567
00:20:45,112 --> 00:20:46,547
and then walk out
of here. Please.
568
00:20:46,581 --> 00:20:48,515
Sam...
No, please.
569
00:20:48,550 --> 00:20:52,452
I believe you have a sister
with a vacancy sign on her door.
570
00:20:52,487 --> 00:20:54,638
Right, right.
571
00:20:58,876 --> 00:21:01,378
Say hello to the stars
for me there, sweetheart.
572
00:21:01,412 --> 00:21:03,780
Boy, this... Okay, all right.
573
00:21:04,599 --> 00:21:06,600
( humming )
574
00:21:06,634 --> 00:21:08,351
( clears throat ):
Um, Julie?
575
00:21:08,386 --> 00:21:10,154
( laughs ):
Listen, uh,
576
00:21:10,188 --> 00:21:12,555
why don't we let bygones
be bygones here?
577
00:21:12,590 --> 00:21:15,325
Um, you were tempted,
I was tempted,
578
00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:16,559
but what the hell?
579
00:21:16,594 --> 00:21:19,129
We're both
consenting adults, huh?
580
00:21:19,164 --> 00:21:21,131
I sure hope there's, uh,
some room
581
00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:23,167
in that bunk of yours for me.
582
00:21:24,269 --> 00:21:26,270
There isn't.
583
00:21:29,557 --> 00:21:31,758
I got to stay off boats, man.
584
00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:38,615
Hello.
585
00:21:38,649 --> 00:21:39,683
Hey, Carla.
586
00:21:39,717 --> 00:21:41,468
Did you pick
your mother-in-law up?
587
00:21:41,502 --> 00:21:42,636
Yeah.
588
00:21:42,671 --> 00:21:45,338
I tried to pawn her off
on some Hare Krishnas,
589
00:21:45,373 --> 00:21:46,589
but I think
she's the only thing
590
00:21:46,624 --> 00:21:48,525
they won't take
at the airport.
591
00:21:49,677 --> 00:21:51,377
So, how's it been going?
592
00:21:51,412 --> 00:21:52,329
Oh, fine.
593
00:21:52,363 --> 00:21:55,132
Well, they tried to pull
that old birthday gag
594
00:21:55,166 --> 00:21:57,134
where they get a
free round of beers,
595
00:21:57,168 --> 00:21:59,153
but I caught on
after the fifth round.
596
00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:03,006
Oh, Gomer, Gomer, Gomer.
597
00:22:03,041 --> 00:22:03,824
Geez!
598
00:22:03,858 --> 00:22:05,475
Well, lucky for
me, I remembered
599
00:22:05,510 --> 00:22:08,345
that Mr. Clavin and
Mr. Peterson already
had their birthday.
600
00:22:08,379 --> 00:22:11,799
Those foam suckers
were in on this?!
601
00:22:11,833 --> 00:22:13,667
That does it.
Where are they?
602
00:22:13,701 --> 00:22:14,868
CARLA:
Hey, hey, hey.
603
00:22:14,903 --> 00:22:16,203
I want to talk to you.
604
00:22:16,237 --> 00:22:18,339
Nobody stiffs this bar.
605
00:22:18,373 --> 00:22:19,706
Oh...
Oh...
606
00:22:19,740 --> 00:22:21,008
CARLA:
You owe me
607
00:22:21,042 --> 00:22:23,143
for five rounds.
608
00:22:23,178 --> 00:22:25,012
Hey, come here.
609
00:22:25,046 --> 00:22:27,080
Ooh.
610
00:22:28,783 --> 00:22:29,983
All right, Cliffie,
we split up.
611
00:22:30,017 --> 00:22:31,685
There's no way
she can catch both of us.
612
00:22:31,719 --> 00:22:34,020
Norm-Norm, she's...
she's gonna come after
me first, Normie.
613
00:22:34,054 --> 00:22:35,322
Yeah. Ready?
No,
614
00:22:35,357 --> 00:22:36,156
no, no, no, no, no.
615
00:22:36,190 --> 00:22:37,241
No, no, no.
616
00:22:37,275 --> 00:22:38,508
CARLA:
No. Get back
here. Get...
617
00:22:38,542 --> 00:22:39,843
Oh, oh.
Ooh, ooh.
618
00:22:40,845 --> 00:22:42,112
Hey!
619
00:22:42,146 --> 00:22:43,447
Where's the tip?
620
00:22:43,481 --> 00:22:45,899
( coins clinking )
621
00:22:49,854 --> 00:22:51,772
( snoring )
622
00:22:54,125 --> 00:22:55,809
( loud snoring )
623
00:23:10,324 --> 00:23:13,009
( snoring continues )
624
00:23:22,853 --> 00:23:24,854
( snoring )
625
00:23:29,927 --> 00:23:32,312
( snoring continues )
626
00:23:43,925 --> 00:23:46,310
( loud snoring )
627
00:23:53,617 --> 00:23:55,819
( snoring continues )
628
00:24:02,093 --> 00:24:04,094
( snoring )
629
00:24:06,797 --> 00:24:07,897
( drawer slams shut )
630
00:24:07,931 --> 00:24:09,549
( Sam screams )
631
00:24:10,305 --> 00:24:16,232
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