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Cheers is filmedbefore a live studio audience.
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Barkeep, pour me a beer.
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Uh-oh, Normie.
Flimflam alert.
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Uh-uh.
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Hey, guys, how you doing?
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Pretty good, Harry.
Yeah.
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Good to see you.
It's been a long time.
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How long's it been?
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Well, two to ten,
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with time off for good behavior.
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( cash register rings )
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Oh, boy,
I need change for this 50.
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You need change.
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Maybe I can help you, huh?
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Great.
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Hold it, hold it.
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Oh, come on, guys.
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Give me a break.
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I'm a reformed man.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, maybe you
wouldn't mind
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if we monitored this
little transaction.
Yeah.
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HARRY:
Wouldn't mind at all.
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Okay,
you got 50 bucks.
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Here's one, two, three,
four, five.
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Norm, what time is it?
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11:00.
11, hmm?
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12, 13, 14.
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Gee, my watch must be fast.
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I got, uh, 11:25.
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26, 27,
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28. Cliff,
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you have not aged a day.
How old are you?
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Oh... 39.
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39. 40, 41, forty...
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Wait.
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You can't be that old.
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When were you born?
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'47.
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48, 49, 50.
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There you go, barkeep.
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Thank you.
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Good to see you, guys.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Sam, long time no see.
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What was Harry the Hat
doing here?
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WOODY:
He just came
in for a beer.
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Oh.
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And some change.
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Oh...
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( shouts indistinctly )
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( piano plays )
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� Making your way
in the world today �
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� Takes everything you've got
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� Taking a break
from all your worries �
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� Sure would help a lot
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� Wouldn't you like
to get away? �
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� Sometimes you want to go
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� Where everybody
knows your name �
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� And they're always glad
you came �
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� You want to be
where you can see �
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� Our troubles
are all the same �
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� You want to be where everybody
knows your name �
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� You want to go
where people know �
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� People are all the same
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� You want to go where
everybody knows your name. �
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Afternoon, everybody.
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ALL:
Norm.
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How's life treating you?
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It's not, Sammy,
but that doesn't mean you can't.
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Uh, boy, I'd love to, man,
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but I don't have a dime
to my name.
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And my boat sank
and everything...
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Yeah, I know--
the bottom of the Caribbean.
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What is that,
the 17th or 18th time
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we heard that speech?
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Oh, hey, Normie?
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Listen, that was
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great meat loaf last night, huh?
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It was, wasn't it?
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You know, uh,
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Cliff, I've been meaning
to talk to you.
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Hmm?
I don't mind
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you staying with us
for a little while
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till you get your new place,
but, uh, it's beginning
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to be a little bit
of a problem for Vera.
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The dishes,
the bed,
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the way you leave the bathroom
in the morning.
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( laughs ):
You got to start leaving
something for her to do, pal.
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I mean,
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she wants to spend time with me.
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Booze, Woody, and quickly.
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What's the
matter, Dr. Crane?
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Oh, I'm devastated.
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I need something
expeditious and brutal
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to numb my sensibilities
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and blast me
into sweet oblivion.
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How about a boilermaker?
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Make it a mimosa.
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What's got you so upset?
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Some college professor
has just published an article
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that refutes everything I said
in my last paper.
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Sounds like a shoot-out
at the cuckoo corral.
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What could motivate an honored
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and distinguished colleague
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to launch a personal attack
like this?
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Well, now, maybe it's just a,
you know,
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honest difference of opinion
between scholars.
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Oh, goose poop, Sam,
the man's a yahoo.
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Hey, Sammy?
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Mm-hmm.
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You want to see
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what makes Rebecca's
loins ache?
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Sure.
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Well, he just
walked in.
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It's the great and
powerful Evan Drake.
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See to my table upstairs.
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Uh, yes, sir.
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She's skipping the thrill ride
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that's Sammy Land for that?
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While I think of it,
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take care of that
telex to Paris.
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First thing tomorrow.
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Now.
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Uh, yes, sir.
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What's she see in him?
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Money, power,
prestige.
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Yeah, but I'm several inches
taller than him.
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Sam Malone.
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Evan Drake.
How do you do?
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I've been looking forward
to meeting you.
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I was a big fan of yours.
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Oh. Any fan of mine
is certainly welcome here,
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especially one
who could fire me like a shot.
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What can I get you?
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You got some 20-year-old Scotch?
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Uh, no, but we got some pretzels
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that have been around
for a while here.
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( laughs )
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How about a Dewar's, huh?
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That'll do it.
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So, Mr. Drake,
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things are going pretty
good at the old bar.
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Well, I'm glad
to hear that.
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We sank a lot
of bucks into it.
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Oh, boy, don't talk to me
about sinking, man.
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I lost my boat and...
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Yeah, I heard.
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Oh.
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I remember
watching you pitch, Sam.
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I'll bet you got a lot
of great stories, huh?
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Well, yeah.
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I got a million of 'em.
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Hold still, I'll
be right there.
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Mr. Drake, they're ready
for you upstairs now.
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I'll tell them to wait.
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You know how people are
always catching you naked
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when you don't
want them to?
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Well, this time...
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Can you settle
an argument here?
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How much you figure
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a guy like that pays
for his socks?
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...I don't want
to talk to anybody...
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I've seen those
at Barney's.
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They're about
75 a pair.
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( chuckles )
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Even I pay a dollar for mine.
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SAM:
The next thing I know,
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there's a guys
standing next to me...
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So there I am in
the locker room
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signing the game ball
for this guy, buck naked.
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I tell you, I'll never
forget his name,
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because it was
so unusual.
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Ueberroth.
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Peter Ueberroth--
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the Baseball Commissioner?
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Uh, that's where the story
kind of falls apart.
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I'll be right back.
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Where you been?
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I had to change
a flat.
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Mr. Drake's here.
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Carla, don't even think
of joking about that.
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Hello, Mr. Drake.
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( squeals )
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Oh, my God.
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I didn't know you'd be here.
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I look messy.
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Close your eyes.
Not you, Woody.
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An attractive woman.
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A little jumpy, though.
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Yeah, but she makes
it work somehow, doesn't she?
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You know, some of the guys
down at corporate
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have asked her out,
but she always shot them down.
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You tried your luck
with her yet?
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Oh, no. I have a rule
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about not dating
people I work with.
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Struck out, huh?
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Every time.
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Yeah, you know,
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some of the guys
there in the office
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think she's a...
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What?
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...a lady's lady.
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Rebec...? Oh, no.
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Oh, I can't believe it.
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I'm so sorry, Mr. Drake.
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I would have been
here sooner,
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but I was working
on my car.
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Uh...
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well, I got
a lunch partner.
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Well, you know
it was really nice
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to see you again.
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Even if it was just
for a short while.
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Oh, by the way,
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I'm hosting a little
party Friday night
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for some of
the key people.
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I would love it
if you could come.
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Oh, Mr. Drake,
I'd-I'd-I'd-I'd...
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...really love that.
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That's great.
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8:00, my club,
black tie.
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Yeah, here's the address.
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And bring a date.
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Uh, or a companion,
or whatever.
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Sam.
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I wonder what he meant
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by "a companion
or a whatever."
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Who knows?
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( chuckles )
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What's so funny?
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Uh, well, it seems that
the love of your life there
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thinks that because
he's never seen you date anybody
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that maybe you...
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well, prefer ladies.
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You-you set him straight,
didn't you?
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Based on what?
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God, I...
I can't believe this.
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He's all I ever
think about,
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and now he thinks
that I'm...
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Yeah, yeah,
it's a nutty world, isn't it?
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You know something,
though--
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I'm bet you could change
his mind real quick
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if you were to show up
at his party
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just crawling all over
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this incredibly good-looking,
hot, macho stud.
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You for instance?
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You recognized
the description.
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Look, Sam,
just because I put my work
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before my social life,
does not mean
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I don't have boyfriends.
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I have boyfriends.
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I could pick up that phone
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and have a dozen dates
for Friday night.
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Yeah, but could you get one
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as great looking as I am?
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Blindfolded, gagged
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and with both hands
tied behind my back.
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We were just talking
about a party Friday night.
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Sammy, where is it,
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and what time
should I be there?
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Good evening, Sam.
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Hey.
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Can I, uh, get a glass of water.
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( hiccups )
266
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Got the hiccups, huh?
267
00:09:45,071 --> 00:09:47,506
Yes. It's merely psychosomatic.
268
00:09:47,540 --> 00:09:48,507
( hiccups )
269
00:09:48,541 --> 00:09:50,575
I guess I'm still
upset about
270
00:09:50,610 --> 00:09:51,142
that journalistic
271
00:09:51,177 --> 00:09:52,093
stab in the back.
272
00:09:52,128 --> 00:09:53,511
( hiccups )
273
00:09:53,546 --> 00:09:55,513
You ought to put
a bag over your head.
No, no.
274
00:09:55,548 --> 00:09:57,249
I'd look ridiculous.
275
00:09:57,283 --> 00:10:01,270
I'm just going to do what
my mother always taught me.
276
00:10:01,304 --> 00:10:04,273
( Sam chuckles )
277
00:10:04,307 --> 00:10:08,043
Oh, yeah, you're right,
the bag would look silly.
278
00:10:10,580 --> 00:10:11,913
There.
Hey.
279
00:10:11,948 --> 00:10:13,849
( hiccups ) Oh, damn.
280
00:10:18,588 --> 00:10:19,955
Wow, Miss Howe.
281
00:10:19,989 --> 00:10:24,526
You look pretty enough
to take to a barn dance.
282
00:10:24,561 --> 00:10:26,045
REBECCA:
Thank you.
283
00:10:27,881 --> 00:10:31,283
Sam, when I'm gone tonight,
I want...
284
00:10:32,752 --> 00:10:35,487
Why are you wearing
a tuxedo?
285
00:10:35,521 --> 00:10:37,373
Why does Superman
wear a cape?
286
00:10:39,175 --> 00:10:40,809
To rescue people.
287
00:10:40,844 --> 00:10:43,712
This is your big
party night, isn't it?
288
00:10:43,747 --> 00:10:44,479
Yes.
289
00:10:44,514 --> 00:10:46,765
He did tell you to invite
somebody, didn't he?
290
00:10:46,799 --> 00:10:49,034
Yes, and I did--
an old boyfriend Ryan.
291
00:10:49,068 --> 00:10:50,052
Oh, really?
292
00:10:50,086 --> 00:10:51,887
Yes, and it wasn't
an easy decision.
293
00:10:51,922 --> 00:10:52,888
Yeah, I'll bet not.
294
00:10:52,923 --> 00:10:54,389
I thought about
asking Steve,
295
00:10:54,424 --> 00:10:56,358
but he had a modeling gig
in New York.
296
00:10:56,392 --> 00:10:58,360
And then Jean Pierre
is such a bore.
297
00:11:00,162 --> 00:11:02,097
Keep humming, though.
Keep humming.
298
00:11:02,131 --> 00:11:03,282
( humming )
299
00:11:03,316 --> 00:11:05,317
Keep it up. Keep
humming. come on.
300
00:11:09,022 --> 00:11:10,523
I think it worked.
301
00:11:10,557 --> 00:11:12,858
( hiccups )
302
00:11:12,892 --> 00:11:14,226
CARLA:
Frasier, I'm
telling you,
303
00:11:14,261 --> 00:11:16,295
you should put a
bag on your head.
304
00:11:16,329 --> 00:11:18,330
Carla, I'm not putting
any... ( hiccups )
305
00:11:18,364 --> 00:11:19,932
...bag on my head.
( hiccups )
306
00:11:19,966 --> 00:11:21,333
Oh, give me the damn bag.
307
00:11:21,367 --> 00:11:23,335
( hiccups )
308
00:11:23,369 --> 00:11:24,803
CLIFF:
You know what else
I found works,
309
00:11:24,838 --> 00:11:26,705
is putting a lemon
in your mouth.
310
00:11:26,739 --> 00:11:28,473
Wait a minute,
you can actually
311
00:11:28,507 --> 00:11:30,342
get a whole lemon
in your mouth?
312
00:11:30,376 --> 00:11:32,477
Well, young man,
let's take a trip
313
00:11:32,511 --> 00:11:34,546
over to Mr. Wizard's
laboratory.
314
00:11:34,580 --> 00:11:36,181
Yeah?
315
00:11:38,885 --> 00:11:40,618
Woody...
316
00:11:40,653 --> 00:11:43,322
What's this message,
"Urgent. See Woody"?
317
00:11:43,356 --> 00:11:45,557
Oh, right.
318
00:11:45,591 --> 00:11:48,793
Uh, Ryan from
the escort service called,
319
00:11:48,828 --> 00:11:50,795
said there a mistake
in the booking.
320
00:11:50,830 --> 00:11:52,364
He couldn't make
it tonight.
321
00:11:52,398 --> 00:11:53,732
Said to be discrete about it.
322
00:11:53,766 --> 00:11:55,533
That's why I wrote
the note that way.
323
00:11:59,638 --> 00:12:02,841
Sweetheart, can you help me
with my cufflinks?
324
00:12:05,111 --> 00:12:07,246
Sam, you are not
going with me.
325
00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:08,380
No way.
326
00:12:08,414 --> 00:12:10,482
An escort service?
327
00:12:10,516 --> 00:12:13,618
You couldn't get a date
from an escort service?
328
00:12:14,454 --> 00:12:15,570
I am not going
with you.
329
00:12:15,605 --> 00:12:17,539
There are a lot of people
that hang out here
330
00:12:17,573 --> 00:12:18,907
that I'd rather
be seen with.
331
00:12:24,063 --> 00:12:25,464
Dr. Crane would probably
332
00:12:25,498 --> 00:12:28,800
enjoy a stylish evening
with refined company.
333
00:12:28,834 --> 00:12:31,270
I'm cured.
I think I'm cured.
334
00:12:31,304 --> 00:12:33,389
I think I'm cured!
335
00:12:33,423 --> 00:12:35,056
SAM:
Just remember now,
336
00:12:35,091 --> 00:12:37,593
I don't go all the way
on the first date.
337
00:12:44,551 --> 00:12:48,737
( indistinct conversations )
338
00:12:55,511 --> 00:12:58,246
Do you think that's her?
339
00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:00,582
This is ridiculous.
340
00:13:00,616 --> 00:13:02,183
Listen, uh, why
don't you let me
341
00:13:02,218 --> 00:13:03,618
freshen your
drink up there,
342
00:13:03,653 --> 00:13:05,520
and I'll find out
if that's his wife.
343
00:13:05,555 --> 00:13:07,389
I'm not even thirsty.
344
00:13:07,423 --> 00:13:08,724
Don't be obvious.
345
00:13:14,096 --> 00:13:16,264
Uh, do that again there,
will you, partner?
346
00:13:16,299 --> 00:13:18,767
Nice party.
347
00:13:18,802 --> 00:13:20,168
Ah, glad you like it.
348
00:13:20,203 --> 00:13:21,537
Yeah, yeah.
349
00:13:21,571 --> 00:13:23,655
I guess
I was way off base
350
00:13:23,689 --> 00:13:24,756
about Rebecca,
wasn't I?
351
00:13:24,790 --> 00:13:26,291
Oh, yeah, way
off, way off.
352
00:13:26,326 --> 00:13:27,892
On the way over
in the car,
353
00:13:27,927 --> 00:13:30,162
she was all over me
like a cat in heat.
354
00:13:34,033 --> 00:13:36,168
Interesting.
355
00:13:36,202 --> 00:13:37,919
Say, uh, I haven't
met your wife here.
356
00:13:37,953 --> 00:13:40,522
Oh, no, that's not her.
357
00:13:40,556 --> 00:13:42,757
Uh, she's in Bora Bora.
358
00:13:42,791 --> 00:13:44,993
Oh, uh, visiting family?
359
00:13:45,028 --> 00:13:47,963
( chuckling )
360
00:13:47,997 --> 00:13:52,067
Actually, we're, uh,
we're separated, Sam.
361
00:13:52,102 --> 00:13:53,535
Oh, oh, well,
that's too bad,
362
00:13:53,570 --> 00:13:56,038
'cause she's missing a
heck of a party here.
363
00:13:56,072 --> 00:13:57,673
Well, thanks a lot.
364
00:14:00,543 --> 00:14:02,410
Well?
365
00:14:02,445 --> 00:14:03,896
She's in Bora Bora.
366
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,430
They're separated.
367
00:14:05,464 --> 00:14:07,199
I knew it.
368
00:14:07,233 --> 00:14:09,501
I knew it, I knew it.
369
00:14:09,535 --> 00:14:10,952
You know,
I gotta tell you,
370
00:14:10,986 --> 00:14:12,454
I'm a little bit
confused here.
371
00:14:12,488 --> 00:14:14,056
The red sauce is
for the shrimp,
372
00:14:14,090 --> 00:14:15,623
and the mustard's
for the egg roll.
373
00:14:15,658 --> 00:14:16,791
That's not what I meant.
374
00:14:16,825 --> 00:14:18,226
But thanks.
375
00:14:18,261 --> 00:14:19,594
No, I was just wondering...
376
00:14:19,628 --> 00:14:21,896
why haven't you made
a play for this guy?
377
00:14:21,931 --> 00:14:24,166
I mean, how long have
you been carrying a torch?
378
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,267
It's not a torch.
379
00:14:25,301 --> 00:14:26,435
What a silly expression.
380
00:14:26,469 --> 00:14:27,902
I am not
carrying a torch.
381
00:14:27,937 --> 00:14:29,171
All right.
382
00:14:29,205 --> 00:14:30,939
Two years.
383
00:14:30,973 --> 00:14:33,208
Two years?
384
00:14:33,242 --> 00:14:34,742
You haven't dated?
385
00:14:37,313 --> 00:14:38,980
You haven't done
anything with anybody
386
00:14:39,014 --> 00:14:40,949
for two years?
387
00:14:40,983 --> 00:14:44,352
My God, what happens
to a person's body?
388
00:14:44,387 --> 00:14:45,987
You haven't given
him a clue?
389
00:14:46,021 --> 00:14:48,223
You didn't how you
feel or anything?
390
00:14:49,992 --> 00:14:51,560
Oh, sweetheart.
391
00:14:51,594 --> 00:14:53,495
You got
to tell him tonight
392
00:14:53,529 --> 00:14:55,997
before you explode
or something.
393
00:14:56,031 --> 00:14:58,567
I can't.
394
00:14:58,601 --> 00:15:00,702
I wouldn't know
what to say.
395
00:15:00,736 --> 00:15:02,688
Well, hell, I'll
tell you what.
396
00:15:02,722 --> 00:15:04,155
Let's rehearse it
right here,
397
00:15:04,190 --> 00:15:05,490
just the two of us.
398
00:15:05,525 --> 00:15:07,025
You really think
that'll work?
399
00:15:07,059 --> 00:15:09,294
Absolutely--
just pretend
400
00:15:09,329 --> 00:15:10,962
that I'm Mr. Drake here,
and you've finally
401
00:15:10,996 --> 00:15:12,964
gotten me alone
and you're going to tell me.
402
00:15:12,998 --> 00:15:15,717
Okay. Okay.
403
00:15:17,386 --> 00:15:18,753
Mr. Drake...
404
00:15:18,788 --> 00:15:21,206
No... Evan.
405
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,542
Evan...
406
00:15:23,576 --> 00:15:25,360
No, no. With feeling.
407
00:15:27,296 --> 00:15:30,149
Evan.
408
00:15:31,151 --> 00:15:32,984
Yeah, that's good,
that's good.
409
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:35,687
Now, uh, run your hand
up my thigh, here.
410
00:15:36,722 --> 00:15:38,290
Wait a minute...
411
00:15:38,324 --> 00:15:39,090
No, no, trust me.
412
00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:40,508
Guys think that's charming.
413
00:15:41,845 --> 00:15:43,011
I just want to leave.
414
00:15:43,046 --> 00:15:44,813
No. Hey, listen.
415
00:15:44,848 --> 00:15:47,983
You're never gonna find
a better time than this.
416
00:15:48,017 --> 00:15:50,169
I mean, he just
separated with his wife,
417
00:15:50,203 --> 00:15:51,803
he's here alone,
we're at a party,
418
00:15:51,837 --> 00:15:52,837
you look terrific.
419
00:15:52,872 --> 00:15:54,022
Now, call me crazy,
420
00:15:54,056 --> 00:15:56,725
but this could be
the perfect moment.
421
00:15:56,759 --> 00:15:58,226
You're right.
Yeah.
422
00:15:58,260 --> 00:16:00,896
I have to seize
the moment.
423
00:16:00,930 --> 00:16:03,665
There you go.
424
00:16:03,699 --> 00:16:05,266
Good girl.
425
00:16:10,323 --> 00:16:11,856
Mr. Drake?
426
00:16:11,891 --> 00:16:13,792
Yes, Rebecca?
427
00:16:13,826 --> 00:16:14,993
Take me.
428
00:16:20,316 --> 00:16:22,250
What the hell are you doing?
I'm sorry. Oh,
I'm so sorry.
429
00:16:22,284 --> 00:16:23,752
Sam, I think
she needs to go home.
430
00:16:23,786 --> 00:16:25,253
No, I don't
need to go home.
431
00:16:25,287 --> 00:16:26,888
Good night.
432
00:16:32,729 --> 00:16:34,629
I'm humiliated.
433
00:16:34,663 --> 00:16:35,831
I know. Come on.
434
00:16:35,865 --> 00:16:37,866
And disgraced.
435
00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:39,835
I'm going to
kill myself.
436
00:16:39,869 --> 00:16:41,369
I still think
that thigh thing
437
00:16:41,403 --> 00:16:42,738
would have been charming.
438
00:16:48,327 --> 00:16:51,163
( phone rings )
439
00:16:51,197 --> 00:16:53,031
Cheers.
440
00:16:53,065 --> 00:16:55,167
Oh, hi, Mrs. Peterson.
441
00:16:55,201 --> 00:16:56,534
Yeah, just a minute.
442
00:16:59,071 --> 00:17:02,307
Hello. Hi, Vera.
443
00:17:02,341 --> 00:17:04,709
Whoa. That's great news.
444
00:17:04,743 --> 00:17:05,777
Great.
445
00:17:05,811 --> 00:17:07,812
Cliffie. Here,
she wants to talk to you.
446
00:17:07,846 --> 00:17:08,980
Me? Huh.
447
00:17:09,014 --> 00:17:11,216
So, uh, what's the good news?
448
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:13,718
That she wants
to talk to you.
449
00:17:15,154 --> 00:17:17,455
Yeah, Vera.
450
00:17:17,490 --> 00:17:18,790
Oh?
451
00:17:18,824 --> 00:17:22,394
Well, uh, uh, you following
the recipe exactly?
452
00:17:22,428 --> 00:17:23,495
Oh, gee,
no, Vera, look.
453
00:17:23,529 --> 00:17:24,829
It's supposed to be
454
00:17:24,863 --> 00:17:26,231
two cups of water,
not vinegar.
455
00:17:28,234 --> 00:17:30,669
No, uh, get ahold
of yourself, now, Vera.
456
00:17:30,703 --> 00:17:33,371
Y-y-you're making a cake,
not building a bomb.
457
00:17:33,406 --> 00:17:36,625
He obviously hasn't had
her tuna casserole.
458
00:17:39,061 --> 00:17:42,864
( weepy muttering )
459
00:17:42,898 --> 00:17:44,866
( jukebox begins playing )
� Hello, young lovers
460
00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:46,701
� Wherever you are
461
00:17:46,736 --> 00:17:49,537
� I hope your troubles
are few... �
462
00:17:49,571 --> 00:17:51,873
( record scratches,music stops )
463
00:17:51,907 --> 00:17:52,874
( muttering )
464
00:17:52,908 --> 00:17:54,475
Stupid.
465
00:17:55,511 --> 00:17:57,846
Hey, Woody.
466
00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,413
Where is Rebecca?
467
00:17:59,448 --> 00:18:01,049
Uh, she was just
playing the jukebox
468
00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:03,852
then she went into the office.
469
00:18:03,886 --> 00:18:06,354
Thank you.
470
00:18:06,388 --> 00:18:08,139
Yeah. I'll be right over.
471
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,807
Oh, I gotta
get over there, Normie.
472
00:18:09,842 --> 00:18:12,344
She's-she's up to her armpits
in batter.
473
00:18:12,378 --> 00:18:14,212
You don't mind if I stay, Cliff.
474
00:18:14,247 --> 00:18:15,713
I've already seen that.
475
00:18:15,748 --> 00:18:17,916
Yeah.
476
00:18:17,950 --> 00:18:18,983
Don't blame me.
477
00:18:19,018 --> 00:18:20,318
I told you
to talk to the guy,
478
00:18:20,352 --> 00:18:22,654
not inhale his gum.
479
00:18:22,688 --> 00:18:24,589
I couldn't
help myself.
480
00:18:24,624 --> 00:18:26,324
Yeah, well, at least you know
how he feels now--
481
00:18:26,358 --> 00:18:27,726
he's not interested.
482
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,060
Who wanted to know that?
483
00:18:29,095 --> 00:18:30,929
You did. You were
miserable not knowing.
484
00:18:30,963 --> 00:18:32,730
I was happy being miserable.
485
00:18:32,765 --> 00:18:34,132
Now you've ruined it.
486
00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:35,333
Oh, listen.
Now, just...
487
00:18:35,367 --> 00:18:37,069
Come on, sit down
here, will you?
488
00:18:37,103 --> 00:18:38,070
Relax, please.
489
00:18:38,104 --> 00:18:39,337
Just, you know, just...
490
00:18:39,371 --> 00:18:40,706
Could I have this?
491
00:18:45,961 --> 00:18:48,647
I'm probably gonna lose my job.
492
00:18:48,681 --> 00:18:50,031
Oh, right. Sure.
He's gonna come over here
493
00:18:50,065 --> 00:18:51,967
and fire you
because of one lousy kiss.
494
00:18:52,001 --> 00:18:53,702
Talk about paranoid.
495
00:18:53,736 --> 00:18:55,153
( knocking )
496
00:18:55,187 --> 00:18:57,305
Miss Howe.
Mr. Drake's here to see you.
497
00:18:57,339 --> 00:18:59,708
Talk about coincidence.
498
00:18:59,742 --> 00:19:00,842
I'm dead.
499
00:19:00,877 --> 00:19:01,943
No, you're not.
500
00:19:01,978 --> 00:19:04,445
Now, I'll take care of this.
Uh...
501
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,447
Woody, can you stall
for a minute there?
502
00:19:06,482 --> 00:19:07,432
Sure.
503
00:19:07,466 --> 00:19:09,100
You know, in high school,
504
00:19:09,135 --> 00:19:11,303
I entered
the 4-H Club...
505
00:19:11,337 --> 00:19:13,438
Not us, Woody-- him, him.
506
00:19:13,472 --> 00:19:14,222
Not us, him.
507
00:19:14,256 --> 00:19:15,573
Out there, boy.
Come on.
508
00:19:15,607 --> 00:19:16,658
Okay?
509
00:19:16,692 --> 00:19:18,326
Sure, Sam.
510
00:19:18,361 --> 00:19:21,296
Would it have killed you
to be a little more specific?
511
00:19:24,216 --> 00:19:25,550
What am I going to do?
512
00:19:25,584 --> 00:19:26,635
Well, just wait. Uh...
513
00:19:26,669 --> 00:19:28,603
Well, all right,
I'll-I'll go out there
514
00:19:28,638 --> 00:19:29,671
and I'll tell him, uh,
515
00:19:29,705 --> 00:19:30,839
that you were bombed
516
00:19:30,873 --> 00:19:32,407
and that
it didn't mean anything.
517
00:19:32,441 --> 00:19:33,508
Terrific. Wonderful image.
518
00:19:33,542 --> 00:19:35,410
A girl goes to a party
and gets hammered,
519
00:19:35,444 --> 00:19:36,644
then turns promiscuous.
520
00:19:36,679 --> 00:19:38,130
Well, all right,
all right, uh...
521
00:19:38,164 --> 00:19:39,797
I'll-I'll tell him
that, uh,
522
00:19:39,832 --> 00:19:41,566
that you were trying
to make me jealous
523
00:19:41,601 --> 00:19:43,368
'cause you're crazy
in love with me.
524
00:19:44,570 --> 00:19:46,087
That's...
525
00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:49,691
Let me see.
526
00:19:49,725 --> 00:19:50,892
My choices are
527
00:19:50,926 --> 00:19:53,361
I'm a boozy slut...
528
00:19:53,396 --> 00:19:56,163
or a complete idiot.
529
00:19:56,966 --> 00:19:59,484
I'd go with the idiot.
530
00:19:59,518 --> 00:20:01,803
I already did.
531
00:20:04,439 --> 00:20:07,675
So, that's how we
knew, beyond a doubt,
532
00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:10,094
that we were putting
way, way too much bran
533
00:20:10,129 --> 00:20:12,297
in the pig's fodder.
534
00:20:18,487 --> 00:20:19,621
Hi, Evan.
535
00:20:19,655 --> 00:20:20,622
Oh, Sam...
536
00:20:20,656 --> 00:20:21,756
What are you
doing here, huh?
537
00:20:21,791 --> 00:20:23,191
Well, I was on my
way to the airport,
538
00:20:23,225 --> 00:20:24,392
and I thought
I'd come by here
539
00:20:24,426 --> 00:20:26,360
and clear this matter
up before I left.
540
00:20:26,395 --> 00:20:27,996
Oh, yeah, listen,
I gotta tell you,
541
00:20:28,030 --> 00:20:30,264
that whole thing
at the party was my fault.
542
00:20:30,299 --> 00:20:31,616
I mean,
we had had a little tiff,
543
00:20:31,651 --> 00:20:33,785
and she was trying
to make me jealous.
Yeah,
544
00:20:33,819 --> 00:20:35,119
I figured it was
something like that.
545
00:20:35,154 --> 00:20:36,488
Yeah.
Yeah.
546
00:20:36,522 --> 00:20:37,556
Well, I better
go back there
547
00:20:37,590 --> 00:20:38,890
and apologize to her.
548
00:20:38,924 --> 00:20:40,225
Wait, wa...
549
00:20:40,259 --> 00:20:41,859
You're going to apologize?
550
00:20:41,894 --> 00:20:43,194
Well, yeah,
I overreacted.
551
00:20:43,228 --> 00:20:44,829
I was a little
rough on her.
552
00:20:44,864 --> 00:20:45,830
Oh.
553
00:20:45,865 --> 00:20:46,831
Yeah.
554
00:20:46,866 --> 00:20:48,065
Uh, actually, uh,
555
00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:49,501
give me a second here,
will you? Um...
556
00:20:49,535 --> 00:20:51,002
She probably
needs to freshen up.
557
00:20:51,036 --> 00:20:52,837
She's pretty upset
by this whole thing.
558
00:20:52,872 --> 00:20:57,141
Her mascara's probably
down in her shoes by now.
559
00:20:57,175 --> 00:21:00,061
How much do I owe you
for that, bartender?
560
00:21:00,096 --> 00:21:01,446
Oh, no charge, Mr. Drake.
561
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,915
I mean, after all,
you kind of own the place.
562
00:21:03,949 --> 00:21:06,451
Oh, no, no, no, no,
I'll pay for it.
563
00:21:06,485 --> 00:21:08,220
Credit card okay?
564
00:21:08,254 --> 00:21:09,221
Sure.
565
00:21:09,255 --> 00:21:10,222
All right.
566
00:21:10,256 --> 00:21:11,923
I'll need to see
a driver's license.
567
00:21:17,229 --> 00:21:18,046
Listen, I did my best.
568
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:19,931
I mean, I gave him
the jealousy story,
569
00:21:19,965 --> 00:21:21,199
but he just didn't buy it.
570
00:21:21,234 --> 00:21:23,501
I tell you, man,
he is really steamed.
571
00:21:23,536 --> 00:21:25,386
Damn.
572
00:21:26,338 --> 00:21:28,723
You know, he said
that if, uh,
573
00:21:28,757 --> 00:21:30,492
if you were really
in love with me,
574
00:21:30,526 --> 00:21:31,826
that he might understand.
575
00:21:31,860 --> 00:21:33,961
You know, that it would
explain everything,
576
00:21:33,996 --> 00:21:35,497
but he just...
didn't buy that.
577
00:21:35,531 --> 00:21:37,365
Oh, God, what am
I going to do?
578
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,267
I don't know.
I don't know.
579
00:21:39,301 --> 00:21:41,252
Unless...
580
00:21:41,287 --> 00:21:42,554
Unless what? What?
581
00:21:42,588 --> 00:21:45,323
Ah... No, no, yeah,
yeah, that wouldn't work.
582
00:21:45,357 --> 00:21:46,507
No, no, what?
Tell me, please.
583
00:21:46,542 --> 00:21:48,609
Well, all right, well,
maybe, you know, if...
584
00:21:48,644 --> 00:21:50,262
well, if he were
to walk in here
585
00:21:50,296 --> 00:21:51,496
and find you kissing me
586
00:21:51,530 --> 00:21:53,632
more passionately
than you kissed him...
587
00:21:53,666 --> 00:21:55,066
Forget it,
forget it,
forget it.
588
00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:56,234
All right
all right.
589
00:21:56,269 --> 00:21:57,402
You know, you
never give up.
590
00:21:57,436 --> 00:21:58,570
You are always
on the make.
591
00:21:58,604 --> 00:22:00,071
Let me tell you
something, buster.
All right.
592
00:22:00,105 --> 00:22:01,740
I still have a
little self-respect.
593
00:22:01,774 --> 00:22:03,441
I have a little pride.
( knocking )
594
00:22:03,476 --> 00:22:05,009
Have it your way.
595
00:22:05,043 --> 00:22:06,027
Hello.
596
00:22:10,616 --> 00:22:11,683
( clearing throat )
597
00:22:16,455 --> 00:22:17,205
Oh. Ha.
598
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:18,289
Sorry, Evan, there.
599
00:22:18,324 --> 00:22:20,759
I didn't, uh, didn't
hear you come in there.
600
00:22:20,793 --> 00:22:22,026
You know how it is
with young lovers, here.
601
00:22:22,060 --> 00:22:23,461
We just can't keep
our hands off each other.
602
00:22:23,496 --> 00:22:25,029
Yeah.
603
00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:29,467
You're a lucky man, Sam.
604
00:22:29,502 --> 00:22:30,535
Oh, yeah,
you're telling me.
605
00:22:30,569 --> 00:22:31,703
Well, this little
honey of mine
606
00:22:31,737 --> 00:22:34,005
gives me a lot
of good loving, don't you?
607
00:22:35,641 --> 00:22:36,841
Sure do, punkin.
608
00:22:39,311 --> 00:22:41,613
Well, I just
came by to apologize
609
00:22:41,647 --> 00:22:43,648
for how I reacted earlier.
610
00:22:43,683 --> 00:22:45,650
Apologize?
611
00:22:45,685 --> 00:22:47,452
To me?
612
00:22:47,486 --> 00:22:49,120
Well, yeah, I told Sam outside.
613
00:22:49,155 --> 00:22:51,088
You told Sam?
614
00:22:52,858 --> 00:22:54,192
Gotcha.
615
00:22:57,496 --> 00:23:00,047
So why don't we just
not say anything more about it?
616
00:23:00,082 --> 00:23:01,382
I think
that's a great idea.
617
00:23:01,417 --> 00:23:03,485
Uh, let me walk you
to the car here.
Yeah.
618
00:23:03,519 --> 00:23:04,719
Malone.
No, no.
619
00:23:04,753 --> 00:23:06,487
I think we should say
nothing more about this.
620
00:23:14,012 --> 00:23:15,013
Sam, get back here.
621
00:23:15,047 --> 00:23:17,849
Ha. Some women
just can't get enough.
622
00:23:18,885 --> 00:23:21,152
You haven't met
my wife, Sam.
623
00:23:21,186 --> 00:23:22,453
SAM:
Oh... Oh...
624
00:23:22,487 --> 00:23:23,487
Good night.
625
00:23:25,724 --> 00:23:27,659
Hey, listen. Come on.
626
00:23:27,693 --> 00:23:29,294
I'm just having
a little fun with you.
627
00:23:29,328 --> 00:23:30,795
You know,
I know why you're upset.
628
00:23:30,829 --> 00:23:32,430
You found out something
in that room
629
00:23:32,464 --> 00:23:33,464
you hadn't counted on.
630
00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:35,533
Your true feelings
were revealed.
631
00:23:35,568 --> 00:23:37,302
What?
632
00:23:37,336 --> 00:23:39,053
No woman
can kiss like that
633
00:23:39,087 --> 00:23:40,422
and not mean it.
634
00:23:40,456 --> 00:23:41,305
Are you nuts?
635
00:23:41,340 --> 00:23:42,557
No, no, no.
636
00:23:42,591 --> 00:23:43,724
No, it can't be done.
637
00:23:43,759 --> 00:23:45,393
You can't fake passion
like that.
638
00:23:45,428 --> 00:23:47,062
Oh, is that right?
639
00:23:47,096 --> 00:23:48,096
Hey, Fras.
640
00:24:00,109 --> 00:24:01,793
Nice try.
641
00:24:05,865 --> 00:24:07,365
Frasier?
642
00:24:07,399 --> 00:24:09,667
Frasier?(Frasier hiccups )
643
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,064
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